1 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,817 (BUZZING) 2 00:00:16,121 --> 00:00:17,873 It's cold. 3 00:00:22,961 --> 00:00:24,838 Good. Thank you. 4 00:00:24,963 --> 00:00:27,924 There's a new girl at the ice cream store. 5 00:00:28,634 --> 00:00:31,637 She doesn't seem too fond of buttoning her top button. 6 00:00:31,762 --> 00:00:33,138 Let's go check her out. 7 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:53,492 (BARKS) 8 00:00:58,872 --> 00:01:00,999 (RAP MUSIC PLAYING) 9 00:01:05,045 --> 00:01:07,214 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) 10 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:11,259 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 11 00:01:12,344 --> 00:01:14,096 (TIRES SQUEALING) 12 00:01:56,388 --> 00:01:57,597 What are we supposed to be doing? 13 00:01:57,723 --> 00:01:59,099 It's almost 4:00. 14 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:00,767 You got somewhere to be? 15 00:02:00,892 --> 00:02:02,894 We know he likes to manipulate people. 16 00:02:03,019 --> 00:02:05,021 He's probably testing us. 17 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:06,773 To find out what? 18 00:02:06,898 --> 00:02:08,608 How long we can look stupid for? 19 00:02:10,861 --> 00:02:12,571 He said he'd be here by 3:00. 20 00:02:12,696 --> 00:02:14,364 He's obviously not coming. 21 00:02:16,158 --> 00:02:17,868 - I'm going home. - Nobody follow her. 22 00:02:17,993 --> 00:02:21,496 She Pied Pipered nine people right out of a job last week. 23 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:22,789 (DOOR OPENING) 24 00:02:26,251 --> 00:02:29,045 Would you mind holding my metaphor for a second? 25 00:02:29,171 --> 00:02:32,174 New patient, 37-year-old male. 26 00:02:32,299 --> 00:02:34,468 Suffers from severe ascending muscle weakness. 27 00:02:34,593 --> 00:02:36,303 - Why are you late? - To see who'd put up with it. 28 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:37,971 So, if we'd have left, we would have been fired? 29 00:02:38,096 --> 00:02:39,931 I was going to fire whoever stuck around, 30 00:02:40,056 --> 00:02:42,100 but since everyone stuck around... 31 00:02:45,687 --> 00:02:49,816 28% curvature of the spine has caused reduced lung capacity 32 00:02:49,941 --> 00:02:51,568 and he has reduced the bone mineral density. 33 00:02:51,693 --> 00:02:53,987 The patient has spinal muscular atrophy. 34 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:56,823 It's genetic, incurable. 35 00:02:56,948 --> 00:02:58,575 This is not a diagnostic mystery. 36 00:02:58,700 --> 00:03:01,369 You have just given the state secrets to the enemy. 37 00:03:01,495 --> 00:03:03,497 - What enemy? - New patient, new rules. 38 00:03:03,622 --> 00:03:06,166 Today, you're going to split yourselves into two teams. 39 00:03:06,291 --> 00:03:08,418 The first to figure out what's threatening to deprive the patient 40 00:03:08,543 --> 00:03:10,670 of the 20 or so miserable years he's got left 41 00:03:10,796 --> 00:03:13,340 with SMA gets to keep their jobs. 42 00:03:13,965 --> 00:03:15,759 Take off your numbers. You look stupid. 43 00:03:15,884 --> 00:03:17,260 And I think I know who you are by now. 44 00:03:17,385 --> 00:03:19,054 Wait, how do you want us to split up? 45 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:22,682 Good question, Overly Excited Former Foster Kid. 46 00:03:22,808 --> 00:03:26,061 There's 10 of you. I was thinking six against six? No, wait. 47 00:03:26,186 --> 00:03:27,687 How about women versus men? 48 00:03:27,813 --> 00:03:30,440 Excellent suggestion, Fat Twin. 49 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:32,442 More interesting than evens versus odds. 50 00:03:32,567 --> 00:03:35,153 Less interesting than shirts against skins. 51 00:03:35,278 --> 00:03:38,448 If your sex organs dangle, you're the Confederates. 52 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:41,660 If your sex organs are aesthetically pleasing, you're the Yanks. 53 00:03:41,785 --> 00:03:44,871 Dr. House? I'd like to be on the men's team. 54 00:03:44,996 --> 00:03:47,833 Do your sex organs dangle, Cutthroat Bitch? 55 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:50,126 Not yet. You've never hired more 56 00:03:50,252 --> 00:03:52,128 than one female on your team before. 57 00:03:52,254 --> 00:03:54,047 If you're going to purge an entire gender 58 00:03:54,172 --> 00:03:55,841 it isn't going to be the danglers. 59 00:03:55,966 --> 00:03:59,803 Sounds logical, if you don't think about it for more than three seconds. 60 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:02,472 I just told you that if the danglers lose, they're out. 61 00:04:02,597 --> 00:04:05,016 So, I can only assume you're hiding the real reason. 62 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:06,935 You don't think the women will be aggressive enough, 63 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:09,062 will be good enough at science. They'll be too emotional. 64 00:04:09,187 --> 00:04:10,522 Can I switch teams? 65 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:14,234 If the danglers are okay, I'm okay. 66 00:04:14,359 --> 00:04:16,278 - We're not okay. - I get it. 67 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:19,155 You don't like me because maybe I'm a little bit competitive. 68 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:20,115 Manipulative. 69 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:21,950 "Cutthroat Bitch" is your official title. 70 00:04:22,075 --> 00:04:24,536 It's a game. You can either play for fun or play to win. 71 00:04:24,661 --> 00:04:27,539 If you want to win, you want "Cutthroat". 72 00:04:27,789 --> 00:04:29,499 No, thank you. 73 00:04:29,624 --> 00:04:32,043 First thing we have to do is get inside his head. 74 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:33,378 It's not psychological. 75 00:04:33,503 --> 00:04:35,547 I'm not talking about the patient, I'm talking about House. 76 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:38,300 He's insane, but he's not irresponsible. 77 00:04:38,425 --> 00:04:40,760 He wouldn't be playing this game if he didn't already know the answer. 78 00:04:40,886 --> 00:04:42,637 The first thing we do is gang-bang the sucker. 79 00:04:42,762 --> 00:04:45,515 There's five of us. We can run dozens of tests. 80 00:04:45,640 --> 00:04:47,726 We don't need a theory. We just need brute force. 81 00:04:47,851 --> 00:04:49,436 What about the assist dog? 82 00:04:49,561 --> 00:04:52,647 Picks bacteria-infested things up with its bacteria-infested mouth, 83 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:53,773 hands them over to the guy... 84 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:55,609 It's not the dog, wouldn't be fair. 85 00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:57,611 - To who? - Whom. 86 00:04:57,736 --> 00:05:00,322 The men. House knows I used to be a vet. 87 00:05:00,447 --> 00:05:02,824 If the dog's the answer, they'd be at a handicap. 88 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:04,159 What about the dog? 89 00:05:04,284 --> 00:05:05,660 Assist dogs put everything in their mouth. 90 00:05:05,785 --> 00:05:06,953 Money, doorknobs... 91 00:05:07,078 --> 00:05:09,205 - Great. - That's not what I said. 92 00:05:09,331 --> 00:05:10,999 - Why do you think a low sodium... - I don't. 93 00:05:11,124 --> 00:05:13,168 Patient took a trip to Thailand two weeks ago. 94 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,795 Hey, write bigger and angle the board more so they can see it. 95 00:05:15,921 --> 00:05:16,755 This is wrong. 96 00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:18,089 It's only wrong if they cheat off us. 97 00:05:18,214 --> 00:05:19,341 And if they cheat off us, they're wrong. 98 00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:22,385 They're not cheating, but one of them is moving. 99 00:05:26,890 --> 00:05:29,809 Hey. Stop playing with your sutures or I'll have to re-do them. 100 00:05:29,935 --> 00:05:33,355 Why do you guys keep a D-cell battery in a urine specimen cup? 101 00:05:33,480 --> 00:05:35,482 Because we pulled it from a patient's intestine. 102 00:05:35,607 --> 00:05:37,817 Why would somebody swallow a battery? 103 00:05:37,943 --> 00:05:40,195 Why do you assume it was swallowed? 104 00:05:40,320 --> 00:05:42,155 Bed five needs a bag of Ringer's lactate. 105 00:05:42,280 --> 00:05:44,950 Would have been worse if he'd used a nine-volt. 106 00:05:45,075 --> 00:05:47,035 Who said it was a "he"? 107 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:48,578 False assumptions. You're good. 108 00:05:48,703 --> 00:05:50,038 You're trying to get me to think like him. 109 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:53,541 And you're trying to kiss my ass. Why are you talking to me? 110 00:05:53,667 --> 00:05:57,587 Because House is turning patient care into a game. It's dangerous. 111 00:05:57,712 --> 00:06:00,799 The patient's going to suffer. Maybe die. 112 00:06:06,721 --> 00:06:09,808 Wow! You really need a shave. 113 00:06:11,017 --> 00:06:12,560 See what I did there? 114 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:14,771 Whoa. 115 00:06:22,654 --> 00:06:23,863 Interesting. 116 00:06:26,241 --> 00:06:28,994 I need a crash cart in here! 117 00:06:38,461 --> 00:06:40,005 I didn't do it. 118 00:06:42,048 --> 00:06:43,508 When a person faints, it's because they're 119 00:06:43,633 --> 00:06:45,051 not getting enough blood to their brain. 120 00:06:45,176 --> 00:06:47,262 The act of falling corrects the problem. 121 00:06:47,387 --> 00:06:51,016 You faint again strapped into that power chair where you can't fall, 122 00:06:51,141 --> 00:06:52,392 you might not wake up. 123 00:06:52,517 --> 00:06:54,185 Killed by an assistive device? 124 00:06:54,310 --> 00:06:55,979 At least my death would be ironic. 125 00:06:56,104 --> 00:06:57,063 I think when you went to Thailand, 126 00:06:57,188 --> 00:06:59,733 you picked up a threadworm called strongyloides. 127 00:06:59,858 --> 00:07:01,067 They usually go up through your feet. 128 00:07:01,192 --> 00:07:03,236 I didn't do a lot of walking on the beach. 129 00:07:03,361 --> 00:07:06,322 But I assume you did have someone lay you down in the sand. 130 00:07:06,448 --> 00:07:10,702 Bare back, bare legs increases exposure tenfold over bare feet. 131 00:07:12,162 --> 00:07:14,873 Two pills. You'll be all better. 132 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:20,754 Can I have some water for those, please? 133 00:07:24,924 --> 00:07:25,842 Hey, take a number! 134 00:07:25,967 --> 00:07:27,343 House didn't say anything about taking turns. 135 00:07:27,469 --> 00:07:28,386 What's she testing you for? 136 00:07:28,511 --> 00:07:31,347 Don't. They'll spend all day obsessing over my idea 137 00:07:31,473 --> 00:07:33,641 instead of coming up with one of their own. 138 00:07:33,767 --> 00:07:35,810 And, hey, I might be wrong. 139 00:07:35,935 --> 00:07:37,562 Seriously. I'm worried that if we don't know 140 00:07:37,687 --> 00:07:39,105 what she's given you, there could be conflicts. 141 00:07:39,230 --> 00:07:40,273 No, you're not. 142 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:42,400 House told me he's keeping track of all that. 143 00:07:42,525 --> 00:07:45,278 Ten doctors. I should be getting ten cures. 144 00:07:45,403 --> 00:07:47,906 We need blood, hair, and stool. 145 00:07:48,031 --> 00:07:51,201 You poop and then you use the wooden sticks to collect the fecal matter, 146 00:07:51,326 --> 00:07:52,827 then rub it on the green box. 147 00:07:52,952 --> 00:07:54,120 Hand it to my dog. 148 00:07:54,245 --> 00:07:55,789 Only one of those things I can do on my own. 149 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:58,958 And the last couple of days, I haven't been doing that. 150 00:07:59,084 --> 00:08:02,087 Is it all right with you if we carry you into the bathroom? 151 00:08:02,212 --> 00:08:05,882 If you want me there, that's the way you're going to have to do it. 152 00:08:12,931 --> 00:08:14,891 Okay- 153 00:08:15,266 --> 00:08:16,226 - Ready? - Mmm-hmm. 154 00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:18,311 One, two, three. 155 00:08:18,436 --> 00:08:21,231 Can I get a little head support, please? Thank you. 156 00:08:39,666 --> 00:08:41,417 Why are you here? 157 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:44,295 My offices are being used by my teams. 158 00:08:46,256 --> 00:08:47,132 Teams? 159 00:08:47,257 --> 00:08:49,300 Which means this is the only place where you can yell at me. 160 00:08:49,425 --> 00:08:50,927 You have "teams"? 161 00:08:51,052 --> 00:08:51,886 Two of them. 162 00:08:52,011 --> 00:08:53,471 I wanted to deal with the yelling today 163 00:08:53,596 --> 00:08:54,973 because I noticed what you were wearing, 164 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:57,767 and I wouldn't have to listen all that closely. 165 00:08:58,268 --> 00:09:00,228 You can't make a competition out of patient care. 166 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:04,023 Without competition, we'd still be single cell organisms. 167 00:09:04,149 --> 00:09:06,484 - Can I go now? - Not until after the yelling. 168 00:09:06,609 --> 00:09:07,485 What's wrong with him? 169 00:09:07,610 --> 00:09:09,737 I have seven of the finest minds on it. 170 00:09:09,863 --> 00:09:10,905 Along with three very special... 171 00:09:11,030 --> 00:09:13,199 You wouldn't be doing this unless you already knew. 172 00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:14,909 I tell you, you tell them. Game's over. 173 00:09:15,034 --> 00:09:17,036 If you know, you are obligated to treat... 174 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:20,039 Well, then, in that case, I don't know. 175 00:09:20,582 --> 00:09:24,502 Why would a guy voluntarily shove 176 00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,921 a metal object into an electrical socket? 177 00:09:27,046 --> 00:09:30,466 I'm getting closer and closer to knowing the answer. 178 00:09:30,592 --> 00:09:32,719 What would happen if I shut down this game? 179 00:09:32,844 --> 00:09:35,805 I'd fire them all, hire 40 new fellowship applicants 180 00:09:35,930 --> 00:09:38,474 and start the game all over again. 181 00:09:38,600 --> 00:09:40,393 You do know what's wrong with him, right? 182 00:09:40,518 --> 00:09:43,438 It would be pretty irresponsible if I didn't, wouldn't it? 183 00:09:48,359 --> 00:09:49,819 WOMAN: Antibiotics aren't working. 184 00:09:49,944 --> 00:09:52,238 MAN 1: Legionella could explain the lungs, the fever. 185 00:09:52,363 --> 00:09:54,741 If she had Legionella, she'd have low sodium. 186 00:09:54,866 --> 00:09:56,743 What can you tell me about her? 187 00:09:56,868 --> 00:09:58,036 WOMAN: She likes body surfing. 188 00:09:58,161 --> 00:10:00,747 Maybe picked up a virus swimming off Jones Beach. 189 00:10:00,872 --> 00:10:03,249 But she doesn't even have the energy to finish her crossword anymore. 190 00:10:03,374 --> 00:10:04,334 MAN 2: Her boyfriend said... 191 00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:05,835 That's it. 192 00:10:05,960 --> 00:10:07,295 - What is? - Blurry vision. 193 00:10:07,420 --> 00:10:09,130 How do you get blurry vision from not being... 194 00:10:09,255 --> 00:10:12,759 You don't stop a daily ritual that cures boredom because you're bored. 195 00:10:12,884 --> 00:10:14,260 She stopped doing her crossword puzzle 196 00:10:14,385 --> 00:10:16,012 because she's having a hard time reading it. 197 00:10:16,137 --> 00:10:19,015 What causes fever, boggy lungs, and blurry vision? 198 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,226 FungaL Aspergillus would explain 199 00:10:21,351 --> 00:10:23,645 the pneumonia, which explains the fever. 200 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:25,480 Start her on amphotericin. 201 00:10:27,190 --> 00:10:29,484 Hey, guys. Great job. 202 00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:34,530 (SIGHING) 203 00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:43,498 If you were going to try to take yourself out, why choose electricity? 204 00:10:43,623 --> 00:10:45,959 You eat a bullet, jump off a building... 205 00:10:46,084 --> 00:10:48,086 I love the team thing, by the way. 206 00:10:48,211 --> 00:10:50,588 Bury yourself alive in Cuddy's cleavage. 207 00:10:50,713 --> 00:10:54,259 Teamwork, collaboration, all for the greater good... 208 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:56,552 It could have been a suicidal gesture 209 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,721 as opposed to an actual attempt. 210 00:10:58,846 --> 00:11:01,516 Interestingly, the rain in Spain doesn't 211 00:11:01,641 --> 00:11:04,394 actually fall in the plain all that much. 212 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:07,313 But who puts their internal organs 213 00:11:07,438 --> 00:11:09,399 on a skillet just to get attention? 214 00:11:09,524 --> 00:11:11,234 Go ask him. 215 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:14,988 That would be cheating. 216 00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:19,742 Got a diagnosis yet? 217 00:11:19,867 --> 00:11:20,743 Get out of here. 218 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:22,161 Got a stool sample yet? 219 00:11:22,287 --> 00:11:23,121 How could you know? 220 00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:26,416 Oh, I talked to a nurse. Pretty brilliant, huh? 221 00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:29,669 I give you a move House will love straight from one of his former fellows 222 00:11:29,794 --> 00:11:31,087 and you let me join your team. 223 00:11:31,212 --> 00:11:33,423 You're too late. We already have our diagnosis. 224 00:11:33,548 --> 00:11:36,884 He's lying because he wants you to go away. 225 00:11:37,010 --> 00:11:37,844 So do I. 226 00:11:37,969 --> 00:11:39,220 How do we know you're not a double agent? 227 00:11:39,345 --> 00:11:41,139 Find out what we're thinking then go back to the women. 228 00:11:41,264 --> 00:11:43,182 Because I don't care what you're thinking. 229 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:45,143 You want to know why I want to be on your team? 230 00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:46,269 Because you're idiots. 231 00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:49,063 If I can get the women out of the competition, I'm in. 232 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:51,065 And so are two of you. 233 00:12:03,328 --> 00:12:05,455 So what's the big move? 234 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:07,749 It's called xenodiagnosis. 235 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:11,002 We let these bugs bite you, then we test their feces for parasites. 236 00:12:11,127 --> 00:12:12,879 Why can't you test my feces? 237 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:15,381 Because you've been chugging milk of magnesia for the past hour. 238 00:12:15,506 --> 00:12:17,717 You've got a lot going in and nothing coming out. 239 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:21,429 Testing the bugs' feces is actually more accurate than testing yours. 240 00:12:21,554 --> 00:12:24,182 Smaller haystack, easier to find the needle. 241 00:12:28,227 --> 00:12:30,396 You okay? Get the bugs off him. 242 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,731 (DOG BARKING) 243 00:12:31,856 --> 00:12:33,900 (RAPID BEEPING) 244 00:12:34,025 --> 00:12:36,194 - Get the bugs off him! - The test isn't done. 245 00:12:36,319 --> 00:12:37,737 He's choking! 246 00:12:47,121 --> 00:12:49,791 HOUSE: Patchy infiltrates on the X-ray, but patient 247 00:12:49,916 --> 00:12:53,169 improved with chest PT and oxygen, consistent with aspiration. 248 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,505 So, now we have another symptom to explain. 249 00:12:55,630 --> 00:12:58,800 Why does his throat think his lungs are his stomach? 250 00:13:01,094 --> 00:13:03,054 And why are your throats closing up? 251 00:13:03,179 --> 00:13:04,722 Shouldn't we be in separate rooms? 252 00:13:04,847 --> 00:13:06,474 You think I'm going to run two differentials 253 00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:09,018 at this time in the morning? Grumpy, you're first. 254 00:13:09,143 --> 00:13:09,977 I'm not grumpy. 255 00:13:10,103 --> 00:13:12,647 Well, why would I call you that if you weren't? 256 00:13:12,772 --> 00:13:14,565 It's an unusual combination. 257 00:13:14,690 --> 00:13:16,943 Unusual equals exotic equals foreign. 258 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:18,778 It has to be connected to his trip to Thailand. 259 00:13:18,903 --> 00:13:20,405 You practice medicine overseas? 260 00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:22,615 I was with Doctors Without Borders for eight years. 261 00:13:22,740 --> 00:13:24,951 - Ta-da! - It's in my file. 262 00:13:25,076 --> 00:13:27,245 David Blaine hides the six of hearts in a beer bottle. 263 00:13:27,370 --> 00:13:28,830 It's still impressive. 264 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:31,749 - You like exotic. Why are you here? - I want this job. 265 00:13:31,874 --> 00:13:32,708 HOUSE: Parent sick? 266 00:13:32,834 --> 00:13:34,627 No. I... I just... 267 00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,045 This is not the job you want. 268 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:37,880 This is the job in the zip code you want. 269 00:13:38,005 --> 00:13:39,132 You engaged? 270 00:13:39,257 --> 00:13:40,091 Yes. 271 00:13:40,216 --> 00:13:41,050 Ta-da! 272 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:43,678 Am I not allowed to grow up and change my priorities? 273 00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:46,055 You're allowed to. People usually don't. 274 00:13:46,180 --> 00:13:47,557 This is not a new symptom. 275 00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:49,809 Our patient has spinal muscular atrophy. 276 00:13:49,934 --> 00:13:51,727 He has documented trouble swallowing. 277 00:13:51,853 --> 00:13:52,979 The choking is not new. 278 00:13:53,104 --> 00:13:55,273 So, if it's nothing new, what caused the old? 279 00:13:55,398 --> 00:13:58,443 Strongyloides worms explain the fainting. We already treated... 280 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:02,363 So, he's all better, woman who... Thirteen. 281 00:14:02,488 --> 00:14:03,364 He hasn't gotten any worse. 282 00:14:03,489 --> 00:14:06,409 That's a pretty passive approach for the daughter of an alcoholic. 283 00:14:06,534 --> 00:14:07,493 Wrong again. 284 00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:10,246 We could stress his system, put him on a tilt table. 285 00:14:10,371 --> 00:14:13,583 If he stays conscious, it means we made the right diagnosis and we win. 286 00:14:13,708 --> 00:14:15,126 Then, why haven't you? 287 00:14:17,712 --> 00:14:20,173 Six against four. 288 00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:23,634 One of the men is going to have to join the women's team. 289 00:14:23,759 --> 00:14:25,678 On the other hand, one of the men isn't 290 00:14:25,803 --> 00:14:29,015 an actual doctor, so I guess it's pretty fair. 291 00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:32,435 Men, you're in the penalty box. 292 00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:33,853 Who's not the doctor? 293 00:14:33,978 --> 00:14:35,897 Glad you asked about that. 294 00:14:36,022 --> 00:14:38,900 The reason I'm penalizing you is time management. 295 00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:41,819 In diagnostics, you're always working against the clock. 296 00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:44,238 The women came up with a theory and they treated the patient. 297 00:14:44,363 --> 00:14:45,615 You guys just sat around in a lab, 298 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:48,451 hoping a series of blind tests would give you a theory. 299 00:14:48,576 --> 00:14:51,120 You wasted the patient's time. 300 00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:53,164 Now, I'm going to waste yours. 301 00:14:53,289 --> 00:14:55,082 Her gums are turning yellow. 302 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,376 Whatever it is, it's in her liver now. 303 00:14:57,502 --> 00:14:59,253 Fungal fit perfectly. 304 00:14:59,378 --> 00:15:01,672 We were wrong. 305 00:15:01,797 --> 00:15:03,841 And we're going to keep being wrong until we're right. 306 00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:05,426 Or until she dies. 307 00:15:05,551 --> 00:15:07,220 Yeah. That was very helpful. 308 00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:10,848 Need a team to tell me we're mortals. 309 00:15:12,517 --> 00:15:14,894 Look. I'm sorry. You're right. 310 00:15:15,228 --> 00:15:19,690 Doesn't hurt to be reminded that we're dealing with real stakes, here. 311 00:15:19,815 --> 00:15:23,069 Liver failure is a bad thing, but it's also a clue. 312 00:15:23,194 --> 00:15:24,987 What does it tell us? 313 00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:37,041 I can't let you leave if I think you're still suicidal. 314 00:15:37,166 --> 00:15:39,126 I wasn't trying to off myself. 315 00:15:39,252 --> 00:15:42,964 No, that's right, you were just trying to kill the wall. 316 00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,841 I check this box, and your next roommates 317 00:15:45,967 --> 00:15:49,011 are going to be Jesus and Crazy McLoonybin. 318 00:15:49,762 --> 00:15:51,973 That guy never had a chance. 319 00:15:52,098 --> 00:15:53,849 It's going to sound stupid. 320 00:15:53,975 --> 00:15:55,726 Suddenly, you're shy? 321 00:15:55,851 --> 00:15:57,728 You pooped your pants in front of me. 322 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,981 It's one of the nasty side effects of dying. 323 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:08,447 Last Saturday I got in a car crash. 324 00:16:09,156 --> 00:16:12,827 A drunk driver came over the line and hit me, head on. 325 00:16:13,202 --> 00:16:15,121 It was like slow motion. 326 00:16:15,955 --> 00:16:18,082 I saw these headlights, 327 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,167 then, 328 00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:22,628 I saw... 329 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:31,178 Paramedics said I was technically dead for 97 seconds. 330 00:16:34,557 --> 00:16:38,811 It was the best 97 seconds of my life. 331 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:47,653 Okay, here's what happened. 332 00:16:47,778 --> 00:16:50,906 Your oxygen-deprived brain was shutting down. 333 00:16:52,074 --> 00:16:54,702 A flood of endorphins and serotonin was released. 334 00:16:54,827 --> 00:16:56,287 That's what gave you the visions. 335 00:16:56,412 --> 00:17:00,249 No. Believe me. It wasn't chemicals. 336 00:17:00,791 --> 00:17:03,294 I've done every hallucinogenic there is. 337 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,380 This was way bigger than that. 338 00:17:09,842 --> 00:17:11,761 There's something out there. 339 00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:16,057 Something more. 340 00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,436 Hey, can I have my knife back? 341 00:17:20,561 --> 00:17:21,687 Nope. 342 00:17:24,982 --> 00:17:26,525 Who the hell isn't a doctor? 343 00:17:26,651 --> 00:17:27,902 House said we can't talk. 344 00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,362 He meant we can't talk about the case. 345 00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:31,572 House is just jerking us around. 346 00:17:31,697 --> 00:17:32,531 That's what he does. 347 00:17:32,657 --> 00:17:34,075 You're not curious. 348 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:35,826 Only one reason you wouldn't be curious. 349 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:38,329 We should talk about the case. 350 00:17:38,454 --> 00:17:40,081 He's punishing us for wasting time. 351 00:17:40,206 --> 00:17:41,749 Maybe we shouldn't be wasting this time. 352 00:17:41,874 --> 00:17:43,876 Close that door. You're going to get us all fired. 353 00:17:44,001 --> 00:17:47,672 We need to find a link between fainting and trouble swallowing. 354 00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:50,925 We need to know if it's dysphagia or full-blown achalasia. 355 00:17:51,050 --> 00:17:52,259 Paraganglioma. 356 00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:55,054 How would a nee-plastic growth in his abdomen explain... 357 00:17:55,179 --> 00:17:56,555 Not his abdomen. In his neck. 358 00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:58,849 A carotid body tumor causes trouble swallowing. 359 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:02,269 Food presses against the vagus nerve and causes the fainting. 360 00:18:02,395 --> 00:18:05,189 So, if this guy has cancer, we get to keep our jobs. 361 00:18:05,314 --> 00:18:06,357 If he's healthy, we're fired. 362 00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:07,608 We need a CT to prove it. 363 00:18:07,733 --> 00:18:09,694 BRENNAN: And we need the women not to figure it out while we're sitting here. 364 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:14,073 And does House's computer have a built-in microphone? 365 00:18:18,911 --> 00:18:20,496 (SIGHING) 366 00:18:39,932 --> 00:18:44,019 There is a potential toxicity with an experimental treatment. 367 00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:45,521 I was never here. 368 00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:52,653 Blood pressure is remaining stable through 60 degrees. 369 00:18:52,778 --> 00:18:55,406 No pauses on his EKG, no nausea. 370 00:18:55,531 --> 00:18:57,074 Our treatment worked. 371 00:18:57,199 --> 00:18:58,033 I need our patient. 372 00:18:58,159 --> 00:18:59,952 Syncope's cured, Amber. It's over. 373 00:19:02,121 --> 00:19:05,040 You obviously haven't stressed his system hard enough. 374 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:06,751 (LAUGHING) You crank it up high enough, 375 00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:07,960 anyone will pass out. 376 00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:10,838 This is incredible! 377 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,174 This is the most I've moved in 20 years. 378 00:19:13,299 --> 00:19:14,884 (LAUGHING) 379 00:19:16,218 --> 00:19:18,220 The tilt table test showed that the patient's EKG, 380 00:19:18,345 --> 00:19:19,889 BP and pulse remained normal, despite... 381 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:21,766 Who are you, Thirteen? 382 00:19:21,891 --> 00:19:23,601 My name's in the file. 383 00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,227 The fact that you won't answer my questions 384 00:19:25,352 --> 00:19:26,979 tells me more about you than answers could. 385 00:19:27,104 --> 00:19:28,105 No, it doesn't. 386 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,148 We turned the thing up to 95 degrees... 387 00:19:29,273 --> 00:19:31,525 You don't think that non-answers tell me anything? 388 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:33,527 Sure. Just not as much as actual answers. 389 00:19:33,652 --> 00:19:34,779 That's why they're called answers. 390 00:19:34,904 --> 00:19:36,030 They tell me you're hiding something. 391 00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:37,156 Tells you I'm hiding everything. 392 00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:38,908 Tells me you've got something worth hiding. 393 00:19:39,033 --> 00:19:41,285 Was it Turkish prison? Gay porn? 394 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,621 You killed a man just 'cause he was asking too many questions? 395 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,122 Can I finish reporting on the patient? 396 00:19:45,247 --> 00:19:46,248 No need. 397 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:49,877 See you in an hour or so. Got to set some stuff up. 398 00:19:53,839 --> 00:19:58,511 Thank you all for coming to tribal council. 399 00:20:00,179 --> 00:20:03,557 A man of your integrity, I feel I can trust, Big Love. 400 00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,936 And I don't call you that 'cause you're a Mormon. 401 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,729 Where's your team's sixth man? 402 00:20:08,854 --> 00:20:10,648 She went rogue. Broke the rules. 403 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:13,484 You also sinned. You have no right to cast the first stone. 404 00:20:13,609 --> 00:20:15,319 And atheists have no right to quote scripture. 405 00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:16,821 The rules said, "No talking." 406 00:20:16,946 --> 00:20:17,905 I told them not to talk. 407 00:20:18,030 --> 00:20:18,864 Out loud. 408 00:20:18,989 --> 00:20:20,658 We were trying to save a man's life. 409 00:20:20,783 --> 00:20:22,409 Key word being "trying". 410 00:20:22,535 --> 00:20:25,329 Tilt table test confirmed that you guys were wrong. 411 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:28,457 You're fired. 412 00:20:30,084 --> 00:20:32,294 The prodigal son returneth. 413 00:20:32,419 --> 00:20:33,504 You're also fired. 414 00:20:33,629 --> 00:20:36,090 We thought there was a tumor on the patient's esophagus. 415 00:20:36,215 --> 00:20:38,717 We were right about the area, wrong about the diagnosis. 416 00:20:38,843 --> 00:20:41,887 Turns out the esophagus is just straightening. It's scleroderma. 417 00:20:42,012 --> 00:20:43,597 Explains the syncope and the choking. 418 00:20:43,722 --> 00:20:44,557 He needs steroids. 419 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:45,891 THIRTEEN: You did a CT scan? 420 00:20:46,016 --> 00:20:48,519 - Obviously. - After you were already proven wrong? 421 00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:50,187 Good for you. 422 00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:52,565 It's too bad you're wrong. 423 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:54,942 Straightening indicates weakening, not hardening. 424 00:20:55,067 --> 00:20:57,236 SMA explains the weakening. 425 00:20:57,361 --> 00:21:00,197 Strongyloides infection explains everything else. 426 00:21:00,322 --> 00:21:03,659 You ladies have the honor to give the patient a feeding tube. 427 00:21:03,784 --> 00:21:05,870 Discharge him. Show up for work tomorrow. 428 00:21:05,995 --> 00:21:09,874 The rest of you... You're a disappointment. 429 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,501 You make me want to stop dangling. 430 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,096 It was the best two weeks of my life. 431 00:21:24,221 --> 00:21:28,350 I think I will miss you most of all, Ridiculously Old Fraud. 432 00:21:37,776 --> 00:21:39,028 Do you think House could be wrong? 433 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:40,279 I thought he fired you. 434 00:21:40,404 --> 00:21:41,447 No. He fired the men. 435 00:21:47,745 --> 00:21:48,913 I don't think he's wrong. 436 00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:50,331 If he is, how would I prove it? 437 00:21:50,456 --> 00:21:51,916 I just said I don't think he is. 438 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:54,710 Well, thinking isn't good enough. 439 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:57,671 You have to run a blood test for anticentromere antibodies. 440 00:21:57,796 --> 00:21:59,340 Would you mind running the labs? 441 00:21:59,465 --> 00:22:00,299 You can't. 442 00:22:00,424 --> 00:22:01,258 Well, I can, but... 443 00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,510 No, I was making a statement. 444 00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:04,678 You've been fired. 445 00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:06,305 So, you no longer have lab privileges. 446 00:22:06,430 --> 00:22:07,348 You weren't coming here for advice. 447 00:22:07,473 --> 00:22:10,184 You were coming here to con a favor to save your job. 448 00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:12,478 Sorry. I'm not working for him anymore, 449 00:22:12,603 --> 00:22:14,897 but he can still make my life miserable. 450 00:22:16,899 --> 00:22:19,109 And you have a chance to make his life miserable. 451 00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,323 I'm insulted. 452 00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:27,159 You conned Cameron by appealing to her humanity... 453 00:22:27,284 --> 00:22:28,661 I told her what she wanted to hear. 454 00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:30,579 And you told me what you thought I wanted to hear. 455 00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:34,291 If it's any consolation, I think your motives are more interesting. 456 00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:38,045 I cannot believe he fired you. 457 00:22:39,213 --> 00:22:40,506 Go draw his blood. 458 00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,424 I'll meet you in the lab when I'm done here. 459 00:22:49,890 --> 00:22:51,850 Guess you didn't find your tumor. 460 00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:54,144 The other doctors tell you that you were fine? 461 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:57,940 Yeah, in the sense it's just my disease getting worse. 462 00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:04,029 You come to terms with this disease. 463 00:23:05,114 --> 00:23:08,826 You know it's there. You know it's waiting. 464 00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:12,162 And every now and again it takes something away. 465 00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,168 Took my walking. Took my modesty. 466 00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:22,506 Now, it's taking one of my last pleasures. 467 00:23:23,215 --> 00:23:24,842 Well, there's an outside shot 468 00:23:24,967 --> 00:23:26,176 that something other than the SMA 469 00:23:26,301 --> 00:23:28,053 is causing your eating problems. 470 00:23:28,178 --> 00:23:31,473 And if it is, we can fix it, remove that tube. 471 00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:42,109 Is that my blood? It's green. 472 00:23:43,569 --> 00:23:45,279 What does that mean? 473 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,119 It means I'm not fired. 474 00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:55,831 Is he a Vulcan? 475 00:23:56,832 --> 00:23:59,460 If no, what makes Nimoy bleed green? 476 00:23:59,585 --> 00:24:00,794 Are we officially un-fired? 477 00:24:00,919 --> 00:24:02,880 How do we know she didn't fake the green blood? 478 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,423 'Cause that would be stupid. 479 00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:08,135 And while she may be manipulative, borderline evil, shallow... 480 00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:10,262 They get it. I'm not stupid. 481 00:24:10,387 --> 00:24:12,097 What contrast did you use for the CT? 482 00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:13,974 - ICM. - His kidneys aren't working. 483 00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:17,644 They didn't filter the contrast, which, in ICM, is green. 484 00:24:19,104 --> 00:24:20,022 Ten points. 485 00:24:20,147 --> 00:24:22,816 Okay, let's add kidney failure to our list of symptoms. 486 00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:25,319 What are these points? Is that how you're deciding who to fire? 487 00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:27,863 I'm going to fire the next person who asks me who I'm going to fire. 488 00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:29,031 Now we're on the point system? 489 00:24:29,156 --> 00:24:30,157 What happened to men against women? 490 00:24:30,282 --> 00:24:31,116 Forget the game. 491 00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:32,159 What do you mean, forget the game? 492 00:24:32,284 --> 00:24:34,244 I mean, forget the damn game! 493 00:24:34,369 --> 00:24:36,914 This guy's kidneys are failing. We need to diagnose exactly... 494 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,248 I thought we were diagnosing. 495 00:24:38,373 --> 00:24:40,751 You were diagnosing. Now, I am, too. 496 00:24:40,876 --> 00:24:43,962 I thought that Thirteen was right about the strongyloides. 497 00:24:44,088 --> 00:24:45,297 I was obviously wrong. 498 00:24:46,715 --> 00:24:49,218 Okay, kidney failure, aspiration, fainting. Go. 499 00:24:49,343 --> 00:24:52,054 Kidney failure could be the result of a gram negative bacteria. 500 00:24:52,179 --> 00:24:53,847 Our patient wears a catheter full-time. 501 00:24:53,972 --> 00:24:55,974 It virtually guarantees bacterial infection. 502 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,477 Which could have migrated up to his kidneys. 503 00:24:58,602 --> 00:25:02,397 Infection stresses his already weakened system, makes his SMA worse. 504 00:25:02,523 --> 00:25:04,149 That explains the choking and fainting. 505 00:25:04,274 --> 00:25:05,692 Put him on an IV amp and gent. 506 00:25:05,818 --> 00:25:07,945 AMBER: Our team's scleroderma diagnosis still holds. 507 00:25:08,070 --> 00:25:09,446 The test could have been negative because 508 00:25:09,571 --> 00:25:10,906 the blood was tainted with the contrast. 509 00:25:11,031 --> 00:25:12,282 Do a skin biopsy. 510 00:25:12,407 --> 00:25:14,284 Get a side of lymph node to confirm. 511 00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:23,502 HOUSE: I could have you fired. 512 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:25,254 You already had me fired. 513 00:25:25,379 --> 00:25:26,380 Just proves that I can. 514 00:25:26,505 --> 00:25:27,756 Were the men wrong? 515 00:25:27,881 --> 00:25:28,924 No. 516 00:25:29,049 --> 00:25:30,509 - That doesn't change the fact... - Why are you yelling at me? 517 00:25:30,634 --> 00:25:32,177 Because performing tests for someone 518 00:25:32,302 --> 00:25:33,679 who is not a doctor in this hospital... 519 00:25:33,804 --> 00:25:35,806 You're frustrated. You want help, I'm here. 520 00:25:35,931 --> 00:25:38,892 If you just need to vent, leave a message. 521 00:25:41,520 --> 00:25:44,439 I like him better like this. You? 522 00:25:46,984 --> 00:25:48,235 Patient developed pneumonia. 523 00:25:48,360 --> 00:25:49,570 His lungs are filling fast. 524 00:25:49,695 --> 00:25:51,071 We started him on antibiotics. 525 00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:52,406 Nothing. We were wrong. 526 00:25:52,531 --> 00:25:53,490 And you're here to say? 527 00:25:53,615 --> 00:25:55,576 We were wrong, too. He doesn't have scleroderma. 528 00:25:55,701 --> 00:25:57,703 Biopsy revealed no fibrotic changes. 529 00:25:57,828 --> 00:25:59,705 Cervical lymph node has black flecks. 530 00:25:59,830 --> 00:26:01,748 Just small areas of necrosis. It's nothing. 531 00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:04,251 You say, "Nothing," I say, "Cancer." 532 00:26:04,376 --> 00:26:06,295 It's a bit of a stretch to jump right to cancer. 533 00:26:06,420 --> 00:26:09,131 I'm not jumping. Broad specs haven't worked, so ifs not bacterial. 534 00:26:09,256 --> 00:26:11,884 Failing liver despite treatment suggests it's not fungal. 535 00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:13,844 And her high lactic acidosis points towards 536 00:26:13,969 --> 00:26:15,888 anaplastic large cell lymphoma. 537 00:26:16,013 --> 00:26:19,683 Also suggests infection, which is a lot easier and safer to treat. 538 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:21,685 Large cell lymphoma is incredibly aggressive. 539 00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:23,770 She'll be dead in a week if we follow the textbooks. 540 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:25,814 Unless it's infection, in which case you irradiate her, 541 00:26:25,939 --> 00:26:27,649 and she'll be dead in a day. 542 00:26:27,774 --> 00:26:29,610 And I know you have some experience with that. 543 00:26:31,862 --> 00:26:33,822 I've seen doctors do this before. 544 00:26:33,947 --> 00:26:34,990 Go back to the scene of the crime, 545 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,618 if you're right this time, you purge yourself of past ghosts. 546 00:26:37,743 --> 00:26:39,661 I know it's contrary to protocol. 547 00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:40,662 But I think it's more likely... 548 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:43,582 Ghosts are there for a reason. 549 00:26:43,707 --> 00:26:45,417 So you don't make the same mistake twice. 550 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:49,379 Switch her over to third-generation cephalosporin. 551 00:26:55,219 --> 00:26:57,638 You want to remove his eye? 552 00:26:57,763 --> 00:26:58,722 Who told you? 553 00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:00,265 You booked the OR. 554 00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:01,516 Good. 555 00:27:02,768 --> 00:27:04,519 You can't beat me in a foot race. 556 00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:07,105 I thought we were dancing. 557 00:27:08,148 --> 00:27:10,859 Cervical lymph node is a garbage dump. 558 00:27:10,984 --> 00:27:11,985 A very small one. 559 00:27:12,110 --> 00:27:14,238 Just one truck comes and it only comes from one home. 560 00:27:14,363 --> 00:27:15,989 Al Gore would be appalled. The home... 561 00:27:16,114 --> 00:27:18,283 The home is the right eye. I get it. 562 00:27:18,825 --> 00:27:20,244 Do a biopsy. 563 00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:21,745 On my Way- 564 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,914 You're not doing a biopsy. 565 00:27:24,039 --> 00:27:25,374 You ordered an orbital exenteration. 566 00:27:25,499 --> 00:27:27,542 Right. Because I don't want to remove a little, tiny piece, 567 00:27:27,668 --> 00:27:29,294 sit in the lab and confirm what I already know, 568 00:27:29,419 --> 00:27:31,338 while my patient drowns in his own fluid. 569 00:27:31,463 --> 00:27:34,424 But if you want me to, I absolutely will. 570 00:27:34,549 --> 00:27:36,009 How advanced is the pneumonia? 571 00:27:36,134 --> 00:27:38,262 It's taking college courses. 572 00:27:38,720 --> 00:27:39,846 Hey, Wilson! 573 00:27:39,972 --> 00:27:41,682 I'm going to cut some cripple's eye out! 574 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:43,850 Want to come watch? 575 00:27:45,227 --> 00:27:46,561 Good times. 576 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,063 We good to go? 577 00:27:58,323 --> 00:28:00,909 I thought melanoma was skin cancer. 578 00:28:01,618 --> 00:28:04,371 Technically, it's cancer of the pigment cells. 579 00:28:04,496 --> 00:28:07,541 The same cells that give your iris its color. 580 00:28:07,666 --> 00:28:09,084 Cancer? 581 00:28:10,002 --> 00:28:12,546 Why not? What else can God throw at me? 582 00:28:12,671 --> 00:28:16,300 Hail, locusts, smiting of the first born... 583 00:28:16,425 --> 00:28:18,218 All depends on how evil you've been. 584 00:28:18,343 --> 00:28:19,928 House. 585 00:28:20,053 --> 00:28:22,723 If it's cancer, it's spread everywhere, right? 586 00:28:24,057 --> 00:28:27,144 That's what's in my lungs? My kidneys? 587 00:28:27,269 --> 00:28:30,605 There is a chance, by removing the eye, to get the primary tumor, 588 00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:32,357 and three courses of radiation, 589 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:33,775 that could... 590 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:37,779 Could what? A few months? Years? 591 00:28:38,947 --> 00:28:41,158 More likely months. 592 00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:44,786 Any of your other doctors have any cheerier diagnoses? 593 00:28:44,911 --> 00:28:46,955 If they do, they're wrong. This is the answer. 594 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,790 It's the only way to help you. 595 00:28:48,915 --> 00:28:52,127 I already can't walk. I can't eat. 596 00:28:54,963 --> 00:28:57,716 You're telling me that the rest of my life 597 00:28:57,841 --> 00:29:01,511 is in this bed, puking and pain? 598 00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:03,680 We can manage the pain. 599 00:29:03,805 --> 00:29:06,641 I'd rather just get this over with. 600 00:29:07,809 --> 00:29:13,273 I've been trapped in this useless body long enough. 601 00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:18,362 It'd be nice to finally get out. 602 00:29:20,238 --> 00:29:21,531 Get out and go where? 603 00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:23,033 I mean, you think you're going to sprout wings 604 00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:24,785 and start flying around with the other angels? 605 00:29:24,910 --> 00:29:27,662 Don't be an idiot. There is no "after". There's just this. 606 00:29:27,788 --> 00:29:29,122 House! 607 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:43,261 You can't let a dying man take solace in his beliefs? 608 00:29:43,387 --> 00:29:44,554 His beliefs are stupid. 609 00:29:44,679 --> 00:29:45,847 Everybody lies. 610 00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:47,432 Some for good reasons, some for bad. 611 00:29:47,557 --> 00:29:49,226 This would have been a fantastic reason to lie. 612 00:29:49,351 --> 00:29:50,977 Hi. Greg House. 613 00:29:51,103 --> 00:29:54,106 Why can't you just let him have his fairy tale? 614 00:29:54,231 --> 00:29:56,066 If it gives him comfort to imagine beaches 615 00:29:56,191 --> 00:29:58,485 and loved ones and life outside a wheelchair... 616 00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:00,320 Are there 72 virgins, too? 617 00:30:00,445 --> 00:30:01,279 It's over. 618 00:30:01,405 --> 00:30:03,698 He's got days, maybe hours left. 619 00:30:03,824 --> 00:30:06,618 What pain does it cause you if he spends that time with a peaceful smile? 620 00:30:06,743 --> 00:30:08,328 What sick pleasure do you get in making 621 00:30:08,453 --> 00:30:10,414 damn sure he's filled with fear and dread? 622 00:30:10,539 --> 00:30:13,583 He shouldn't be making a decision based on a lie. 623 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:14,835 Misery is better than nothing. 624 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:17,045 You don't know there's nothing. You haven't been there. 625 00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:19,464 Oh, God, I am tired of that argument. 626 00:30:19,589 --> 00:30:21,842 I don't have to go to Detroit to know that it smells. 627 00:30:21,967 --> 00:30:25,887 Yes. Detroit, the afterlife, same thing. 628 00:32:02,108 --> 00:32:03,568 AMBER: You're not getting enough oxygen, 629 00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:05,946 so we're inserting a tube directly into your lungs. 630 00:32:06,071 --> 00:32:08,114 It should help us drain some of this excess fluid. 631 00:32:08,240 --> 00:32:10,492 Should make you a little more comfortable. 632 00:32:10,617 --> 00:32:11,576 (GROANING) 633 00:32:15,789 --> 00:32:18,166 AMBER: SATs are still dropping. 634 00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:19,501 THIRTEEN: The fluid's clear. 635 00:32:19,626 --> 00:32:22,546 If this was cancer, there should be blood. 636 00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:23,672 Call House. 637 00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:25,131 (RINGING) 638 00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:26,883 He just paged me. 639 00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:35,892 Dr. House! 640 00:32:50,323 --> 00:32:50,406 Maybe it was 641 00:32:50,407 --> 00:32:51,658 Maybe it was 642 00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:53,702 just an accident. 643 00:32:53,994 --> 00:32:55,537 It wasn't an accident. 644 00:32:55,662 --> 00:32:58,290 Think his nihilism got the best of him and he tried to kill himself? 645 00:32:58,415 --> 00:33:00,041 - He paged me. - He paged you? 646 00:33:00,166 --> 00:33:01,751 - Why you? - I assume because... 647 00:33:01,876 --> 00:33:04,004 WILSON: Don't assume anything. 648 00:33:04,337 --> 00:33:06,381 Don't fall into that trap. 649 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:07,632 Is he okay? 650 00:33:09,342 --> 00:33:10,552 Burned his hand pretty good. 651 00:33:10,677 --> 00:33:12,596 His heart stopped for nearly a minute. 652 00:33:12,721 --> 00:33:15,515 But your cohort managed to restart it. 653 00:33:15,640 --> 00:33:19,311 But he has not regained consciousness. 654 00:33:21,146 --> 00:33:24,024 So, since I have you all here, 655 00:33:24,149 --> 00:33:26,568 we should probably talk about your actual patient. 656 00:33:26,693 --> 00:33:29,529 Clear fluid from the lungs indicates that it's probably not cancer. 657 00:33:29,654 --> 00:33:33,783 So it would be nice if we could come up with a new idea. 658 00:33:42,709 --> 00:33:45,253 You're an idiot. You nearly killed yourself. 659 00:33:45,378 --> 00:33:46,504 That was the whole idea. 660 00:33:46,630 --> 00:33:47,505 You wanted to kill yourself? 661 00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:49,841 I wanted to nearly kill myself. 662 00:33:49,966 --> 00:33:51,551 Is he better? 663 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:53,595 No. But he doesn't have cancer. 664 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,472 We think it might be eosinophilic pneumonia. 665 00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:58,475 Maybe you didn't want to die, but you didn't care if you lived. 666 00:33:58,600 --> 00:34:01,186 You insisted that I needed to see for myself. 667 00:34:02,646 --> 00:34:04,147 Was he discharged? 668 00:34:04,272 --> 00:34:05,357 No. He's dying. 669 00:34:06,024 --> 00:34:08,777 You've already had two near-death experiences. 670 00:34:08,902 --> 00:34:12,447 Not that guy, the guy in the car accident. 671 00:34:12,572 --> 00:34:14,157 With the knife. 672 00:34:15,283 --> 00:34:17,744 I need to talk to him. 673 00:34:17,869 --> 00:34:19,746 He died almost an hour ago. 674 00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:23,208 Apparently, it's bad to electrocute yourself 675 00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:26,878 within days of suffering massive internal injuries. 676 00:34:28,088 --> 00:34:30,632 Why did you need to talk to him? 677 00:34:30,757 --> 00:34:33,385 Did you see something? 678 00:34:33,635 --> 00:34:35,512 Eosinophilic pneumonia. 679 00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:37,764 House? What did you see? 680 00:34:37,889 --> 00:34:39,182 Nothing. 681 00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:40,850 Whose idea was that? 682 00:34:40,975 --> 00:34:41,810 Brennan. 683 00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:44,813 "Nothing," you don't want to talk about it, or, "Nothing..." 684 00:34:44,938 --> 00:34:45,939 Which one's Brennan? 685 00:34:46,064 --> 00:34:48,066 Is he the ridiculously old guy? 686 00:34:48,191 --> 00:34:49,984 House, you've got to talk about this. 687 00:34:50,110 --> 00:34:54,322 If it's aggressive enough it might have gotten past the steroids. 688 00:34:54,864 --> 00:34:56,616 Start him on cyclophosphamide. 689 00:34:56,741 --> 00:34:58,118 I already did. 690 00:34:58,243 --> 00:34:59,869 Just looking at you hurts. 691 00:35:01,037 --> 00:35:04,207 I'm gonna order up some extra pain meds. 692 00:35:04,332 --> 00:35:05,709 I love you. 693 00:35:08,128 --> 00:35:09,921 (STARK WHEEZING) 694 00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:13,800 How fast will this work? 695 00:35:13,925 --> 00:35:16,511 New meds should start helping in minutes, okay? Hang in there. 696 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:19,431 Vacutainer's full. I need to replace it. 697 00:35:19,556 --> 00:35:24,060 I don't think it's working. 698 00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:25,603 Try and relax. 699 00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,564 (GASPING) 700 00:35:28,189 --> 00:35:30,233 You must be wrong. 701 00:35:30,358 --> 00:35:31,234 Stop talking. 702 00:35:32,402 --> 00:35:34,946 Hurry up and get the chest tube working. 703 00:35:35,071 --> 00:35:36,531 Okay. I got it. 704 00:35:36,656 --> 00:35:39,951 Can you get Hoover? 705 00:35:42,996 --> 00:35:44,706 (GASPING) 706 00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:02,307 I can't... 707 00:36:02,432 --> 00:36:05,477 Can you put m)! 708 00:36:06,561 --> 00:36:07,437 Hand 709 00:36:09,063 --> 00:36:10,315 on his head? 710 00:36:15,403 --> 00:36:18,114 It's okay. Don't worry. 711 00:36:20,408 --> 00:36:22,327 I'm not scared. 712 00:36:27,957 --> 00:36:29,709 (GASPING) 713 00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:36,925 (FLATLINING) 714 00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:38,676 Oh, God. 715 00:36:41,846 --> 00:36:44,641 (WHIMPERING) 716 00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:53,024 Time of death... 717 00:37:03,451 --> 00:37:05,620 You're looking better. 718 00:37:06,871 --> 00:37:07,997 Stark's dead. 719 00:37:14,337 --> 00:37:15,964 What are you doing? 720 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:17,715 Going to see our patient. 721 00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:19,259 He's dead. 722 00:37:19,384 --> 00:37:21,427 "Dead" is not a diagnosis. 723 00:37:21,553 --> 00:37:24,305 - You really shouldn't be... - Shut up and give me my cane. 724 00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:28,643 I assume we're all fired. 725 00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:30,562 Should I fire myself, too? 726 00:37:31,521 --> 00:37:34,357 I thought it was strongyloides, then I thought it was cancer. 727 00:37:34,482 --> 00:37:37,652 - A little help, here? - Ready? One, two... 728 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:45,827 Why did you call me? 729 00:37:45,952 --> 00:37:47,620 Because if I pooped myself in front of Wilson, 730 00:37:47,745 --> 00:37:48,746 I'd never hear the end of it. 731 00:37:48,872 --> 00:37:50,498 But why not one of the others? 732 00:37:50,623 --> 00:37:51,916 You always have that phone in your hand. 733 00:37:52,041 --> 00:37:54,586 We all have cell phones, that's not the reason. What is? 734 00:37:54,711 --> 00:37:57,171 If I died, you'd never get the job. 735 00:37:57,297 --> 00:37:58,965 I knew you wouldn't let that happen. 736 00:37:59,090 --> 00:38:01,384 You don't think anybody else has any reason to care? 737 00:38:01,509 --> 00:38:03,011 I think this is starting to come back to me. 738 00:38:03,136 --> 00:38:05,722 It's right, left, then repeat. 739 00:38:06,514 --> 00:38:08,433 Yeah. That works. 740 00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:12,687 What did we miss? 741 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:14,814 If we knew, he wouldn't be dead. 742 00:38:14,939 --> 00:38:16,608 So, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 743 00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:19,319 No. We were defeated. It's over. 744 00:38:20,945 --> 00:38:22,697 Patient presented with syncope. 745 00:38:22,822 --> 00:38:25,241 We thought it was thread worms, gave him ivennectin. 746 00:38:25,366 --> 00:38:27,368 Thank you. 747 00:38:27,493 --> 00:38:31,414 The patient seemed better until his blood turned green. 748 00:38:31,539 --> 00:38:33,041 Can we at least remove the body before 749 00:38:33,166 --> 00:38:35,627 launching into a purely academic exercise? 750 00:38:35,752 --> 00:38:38,713 The patient didn't respond to antibiotics or steroids. 751 00:38:38,838 --> 00:38:39,839 You okay, boy? 752 00:38:39,964 --> 00:38:41,925 What's wrong with the dog? 753 00:38:50,767 --> 00:38:52,018 He's dead. 754 00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:53,895 There are only a handful of viruses 755 00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:56,189 that can cross between dogs and humans. 756 00:38:56,314 --> 00:38:58,191 But they may not be connected at all. 757 00:38:58,316 --> 00:39:00,068 The dog was old. I've seen it before. 758 00:39:00,193 --> 00:39:02,403 They hang on way past their normal life expectancy 759 00:39:02,528 --> 00:39:03,696 to take care of their masters. 760 00:39:03,821 --> 00:39:06,908 Did you watch him take the pills? 761 00:39:08,409 --> 00:39:10,328 The ivennectin. Did you watch the patient 762 00:39:10,453 --> 00:39:12,580 put them in his mouth and swallow them? 763 00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:14,207 I don't know. I think so. 764 00:39:14,332 --> 00:39:15,249 What kind of dog is that? 765 00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:16,292 English Shepherd. 766 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:18,628 - That's in the collie family, right? - Not really. 767 00:39:18,753 --> 00:39:21,172 - But they share the MDR-1 gene? - Yeah. 768 00:39:21,297 --> 00:39:25,343 What happens when you give a dog with the MDR-1 gene ivermectin? 769 00:39:25,468 --> 00:39:26,302 They don't. 770 00:39:26,427 --> 00:39:28,680 I mean, it's used to treat heartworms in most dogs, 771 00:39:28,805 --> 00:39:31,432 but it would be fatal if they... 772 00:39:39,023 --> 00:39:40,650 Look familiar? 773 00:39:41,401 --> 00:39:42,610 I think the last time you saw it, 774 00:39:42,735 --> 00:39:45,279 it didn't have that dead dog's teeth marks on it. 775 00:39:45,405 --> 00:39:47,490 I just put it on the bed tray to get him some water. 776 00:39:47,615 --> 00:39:50,618 When I asked you if you watched the patient swallow the pills, 777 00:39:50,743 --> 00:39:52,620 the right answer was, "No." 778 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:58,167 Take his body down to the morgue. 779 00:40:08,344 --> 00:40:10,013 (DOOR OPENS) 780 00:40:11,222 --> 00:40:14,183 If you hadn't treated this patient as a game, he wouldn't be dead. 781 00:40:14,308 --> 00:40:16,144 Feeling much better, thank you. 782 00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:19,022 I'm supposed to show you sympathy? 783 00:40:19,522 --> 00:40:23,067 He died while his attending was lying on a hospital bed 784 00:40:23,192 --> 00:40:25,862 because he stuck a knife in a wall socket. 785 00:40:25,987 --> 00:40:29,032 He died because a doctor made a mistake. 786 00:40:29,323 --> 00:40:30,241 She was an idiot. 787 00:40:30,366 --> 00:40:31,284 You employed her. 788 00:40:32,702 --> 00:40:34,829 You're responsible. 789 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:48,926 Dr. Foreman. 790 00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,681 How's she doing? 791 00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:57,769 Fever's gone. AST and ALT are back within normal range. 792 00:40:58,061 --> 00:41:00,688 She should be out of here in a few days. 793 00:41:00,813 --> 00:41:02,023 Gutsy call. 794 00:41:02,148 --> 00:41:04,108 - Thanks. - It wasn't a compliment. 795 00:41:05,401 --> 00:41:06,986 If you were wrong, she'd be dead. 796 00:41:07,111 --> 00:41:09,822 - I was sure... - No, you weren't. You couldn't be. 797 00:41:09,947 --> 00:41:11,240 There's a reason we have rules. 798 00:41:11,365 --> 00:41:13,701 If every doctor did whatever his gut told him was right, 799 00:41:13,826 --> 00:41:16,996 we'd have a lot more dead bodies to deal with. 800 00:41:17,121 --> 00:41:18,664 It won't happen again. 801 00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:20,124 Yes, it will. 802 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:23,461 Because you confuse saving her life with doing the right thing. 803 00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:27,423 I'm sorry, Dr. Foreman, you're fired. 804 00:41:48,444 --> 00:41:50,488 As soon as the pathologist cut into the lungs, 805 00:41:50,613 --> 00:41:52,448 we saw the threadworms. 806 00:41:55,910 --> 00:41:57,453 Do you think it's fair that I fired 807 00:41:57,578 --> 00:41:58,871 all the other members of your team 808 00:41:58,996 --> 00:42:01,999 when you guys actually came up with the right diagnosis? 809 00:42:03,751 --> 00:42:06,629 I keep replaying it in my mind. 810 00:42:06,754 --> 00:42:09,507 Did I drop the pills when I put them on the bed tray? 811 00:42:09,632 --> 00:42:12,760 Did I knock them over when I turned to leave? 812 00:42:15,179 --> 00:42:17,223 You know, he'd be alive. 813 00:42:18,766 --> 00:42:20,184 His dog would be alive. 814 00:42:20,309 --> 00:42:21,352 I know. 815 00:42:22,728 --> 00:42:25,356 You forced us to act on a false assumption. 816 00:42:25,481 --> 00:42:27,024 - I know. - Everything we built 817 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:29,235 from that step on, 818 00:42:29,360 --> 00:42:31,571 every test, every theory, every treatment... 819 00:42:31,696 --> 00:42:34,782 I know. Forget the lecture and fire me already. 820 00:42:37,160 --> 00:42:40,413 If I was gonna fire you, I wouldn't be giving you the lecture. 821 00:42:44,208 --> 00:42:48,421 I know you're not gonna let anything like this ever happen again. 822 00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:54,510 I'll see you tomorrow. 823 00:43:05,730 --> 00:43:07,607 I'm sorry to say, 824 00:43:09,108 --> 00:43:10,526 I told you so.