1 00:00:08,341 --> 00:00:10,175 "Heart of the City" playing on radio 2 00:00:10,177 --> 00:00:13,078 ♪ Where the alligator roams ♪ 3 00:00:13,080 --> 00:00:15,014 ♪ I'm a little lost lamb... ♪ 4 00:00:15,016 --> 00:00:16,782 ( Cameron groans ) How much longer? 5 00:00:16,784 --> 00:00:19,585 Donna: 300 miles, give or take. 6 00:00:21,521 --> 00:00:23,288 ( radio tuning ) 7 00:00:23,290 --> 00:00:25,157 Cameron: What time do we get to Vegas? 8 00:00:25,159 --> 00:00:26,425 9:00 a.m.? 9 00:00:26,427 --> 00:00:28,427 "Psycho Killer" playing on radio 10 00:00:28,429 --> 00:00:32,364 ♪ I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax ♪ 11 00:00:32,366 --> 00:00:35,100 ♪ I can't sleep 'cause my bed's on fire... ♪ 12 00:00:35,102 --> 00:00:37,069 There's napkins in the glove box. 13 00:00:37,071 --> 00:00:39,571 ♪ Don't touch me, I'm a real live wire... ♪ 14 00:00:39,573 --> 00:00:41,507 Nice ending. Mysterious. 15 00:00:41,509 --> 00:00:43,342 Leave 'em wanting more. 16 00:00:43,344 --> 00:00:45,277 Huh. 17 00:00:47,580 --> 00:00:50,249 Cameron: Why are we freaking out about this, anyway? 18 00:00:50,251 --> 00:00:51,750 I mean, it's a trade show. 19 00:00:51,752 --> 00:00:53,519 They want the Giant. The pressure's on them. 20 00:00:53,521 --> 00:00:55,154 Gordon: Okay, you think thousands of vendors 21 00:00:55,156 --> 00:00:57,289 are just gonna magically swarm our booth? 22 00:00:57,291 --> 00:00:59,491 - Hell, yes. Get in line. - The booth isn't the point. 23 00:00:59,493 --> 00:01:01,427 That's just a way to identify the real buyers 24 00:01:01,429 --> 00:01:02,628 and then get them up to our suite. 25 00:01:02,630 --> 00:01:04,229 For the opening night party. 26 00:01:04,231 --> 00:01:05,631 Yeah, suite's where the action is. 27 00:01:05,633 --> 00:01:07,266 It's where we nail down all the real deals. 28 00:01:07,268 --> 00:01:08,700 Everybody's terrified. 29 00:01:08,702 --> 00:01:10,602 Nobody knows which technology's gonna win. 30 00:01:10,604 --> 00:01:12,671 Oh, your friends are trying to rip you off. 31 00:01:12,673 --> 00:01:14,173 Your enemies are buying you drinks. 32 00:01:14,175 --> 00:01:16,108 It's a catfight. It's total chaos. 33 00:01:16,110 --> 00:01:18,243 It's capitalism at its finest. 34 00:01:18,245 --> 00:01:19,678 ( groans ) 35 00:01:19,680 --> 00:01:22,114 In the Scottish Isles, they hold a festival 36 00:01:22,116 --> 00:01:23,849 on the coldest day of the year. 37 00:01:23,851 --> 00:01:25,551 The townspeople dress up in Viking costumes 38 00:01:25,553 --> 00:01:28,720 and compete in squads, 39 00:01:28,722 --> 00:01:31,290 drinking and singing and dancing. 40 00:01:31,292 --> 00:01:33,525 Finally at midnight, they march up 41 00:01:33,527 --> 00:01:36,728 to a huge wooden ship in the town square. 42 00:01:39,399 --> 00:01:41,733 Then what? 43 00:01:44,170 --> 00:01:46,338 Then the winners burn it to the ground. 44 00:01:46,340 --> 00:01:50,209 ♪ Better run-run, run-run, run-run run away... ♪ 45 00:01:50,211 --> 00:01:53,178 Why the hell did you just tell us that? 46 00:01:53,180 --> 00:01:56,215 ( groans ) 47 00:01:56,217 --> 00:01:59,551 ( music continues ) 48 00:02:26,179 --> 00:02:27,513 Good morning. Checking in? 49 00:02:27,515 --> 00:02:28,847 Cardiff Electric. 50 00:02:28,849 --> 00:02:31,216 We have a three-bedroom suite on the ninth floor. 51 00:02:31,218 --> 00:02:33,619 Excellent. If you'd just fill out your registration card. 52 00:02:36,389 --> 00:02:38,524 I'm sorry, did you say Cardiff? 53 00:02:38,526 --> 00:02:41,493 - That's right. - Excuse me for one moment. 54 00:02:45,732 --> 00:02:49,168 - I'm the manager. - Uh, John Bosworth. 55 00:02:49,170 --> 00:02:51,270 - Is there a problem? - I'm afraid so. 56 00:02:51,272 --> 00:02:54,173 We ran your card this morning and it was declined. 57 00:02:54,175 --> 00:02:56,408 We tried to call, but no answer. 58 00:02:56,410 --> 00:02:59,478 Unfortunately, we had no choice but to release your room. 59 00:02:59,480 --> 00:03:01,446 That's absurd. 60 00:03:01,448 --> 00:03:03,382 - Let me call the credit card company. - We already did. 61 00:03:03,384 --> 00:03:06,218 ( quietly ) Your corporate account has been frozen... 62 00:03:06,220 --> 00:03:08,854 due to a pending criminal investigation. 63 00:03:10,223 --> 00:03:12,624 Here, take a personal card. 64 00:03:12,626 --> 00:03:16,361 You won't have any problem with this. 65 00:03:16,363 --> 00:03:19,631 "Joseph MacMillan." I thought you were John Bosworth. 66 00:03:19,633 --> 00:03:21,266 If I can pay, what does it matter? 67 00:03:21,268 --> 00:03:23,635 I'm sorry, we're fully booked. 68 00:03:23,637 --> 00:03:26,838 I'm willing to add a $200 premium per night. 69 00:03:26,840 --> 00:03:30,609 I have a waiting list 30 names long for that room. 70 00:03:30,611 --> 00:03:32,811 Legitimate names. 71 00:03:39,619 --> 00:03:41,386 So, what now? 72 00:03:41,388 --> 00:03:43,655 ( sighs ) 73 00:03:43,657 --> 00:03:46,525 ( theme music playing ) 74 00:04:18,591 --> 00:04:20,659 We lost our booth. 75 00:04:20,661 --> 00:04:22,361 The floor manager said he might be able to squeeze us in. 76 00:04:22,363 --> 00:04:24,830 I'm supposed to get back to him in 20 minutes. 77 00:04:24,832 --> 00:04:27,566 - Well, that gives us time to find another hotel. - The expo's right next door. 78 00:04:27,568 --> 00:04:30,302 We move off the Strip, we lose our base, all our walk-in traffic. 79 00:04:30,304 --> 00:04:32,537 Our welcoming party's tonight. Everyone stays here. 80 00:04:32,539 --> 00:04:34,740 But it's booked. What are we supposed to do, bribe somebody? 81 00:04:34,742 --> 00:04:37,609 - I tried that. - Cameron: Christ, we're in Las Vegas. 82 00:04:37,611 --> 00:04:39,478 We have $11,000 in cash. 83 00:04:39,480 --> 00:04:40,946 Can we get off our asses and make a move? 84 00:04:40,948 --> 00:04:43,849 Hey, Protonix Printers, suite 1475. 85 00:04:43,851 --> 00:04:46,451 Those brothers from Sunnyvale, remember? 86 00:04:46,453 --> 00:04:48,287 No. 87 00:04:48,289 --> 00:04:50,555 They were, like, six booths away from us in '81. 88 00:04:50,557 --> 00:04:52,691 I remember their demo. It sucked. 89 00:04:55,295 --> 00:04:57,329 Call the floor manager. Set the meet. 90 00:04:57,331 --> 00:04:58,697 I don't care where it is or how much it costs, 91 00:04:58,699 --> 00:05:00,499 just get us a booth. 92 00:05:00,501 --> 00:05:03,869 You, find your best blue suit and change in the bathroom. 93 00:05:03,871 --> 00:05:07,506 - What are we doing? - We're gonna make room in the inn. 94 00:05:07,508 --> 00:05:09,007 Come on, hustle up. 95 00:05:09,009 --> 00:05:10,942 "In text mode, the printer is logic-seeking. 96 00:05:10,944 --> 00:05:13,445 What do I mean by that, you ask? 97 00:05:13,447 --> 00:05:16,682 I mean it can print with its head moving in both directions. 98 00:05:16,684 --> 00:05:19,384 Yes, you heard that right." 99 00:05:19,386 --> 00:05:22,387 Man: "Now, your average dot matrix printer, your DMP, 100 00:05:22,389 --> 00:05:26,425 your MX-80, restricts you to a standard output size." 101 00:05:26,427 --> 00:05:29,628 "Which is fine for business letters and general accounting and such..." 102 00:05:29,630 --> 00:05:32,798 "But what about those moments that demand a more personal touch?" 103 00:05:32,800 --> 00:05:35,567 "That's where the OccasionMaster steps in. 104 00:05:35,569 --> 00:05:38,904 With our pre-set fonts and balloons and sparkles graphics, 105 00:05:38,906 --> 00:05:41,039 your near and dearest are guaranteed a special feeling. 106 00:05:41,041 --> 00:05:43,842 Result-- let's pass out those samples, Petey. 107 00:05:45,712 --> 00:05:48,647 From the garden party to the bachelor party, 108 00:05:48,649 --> 00:05:51,016 the OccasionMaster is truly..." 109 00:05:51,018 --> 00:05:53,785 Both: "Your master of ceremonies." 110 00:05:53,787 --> 00:05:56,388 Any questions? 111 00:05:56,390 --> 00:05:58,423 Serial port or parallel? 112 00:05:58,425 --> 00:06:00,625 Well, it's just parallel for now, 113 00:06:00,627 --> 00:06:04,463 but that's something that we hope to upgrade in the future. 114 00:06:04,465 --> 00:06:05,864 And you're asking how much for it? 115 00:06:05,866 --> 00:06:08,400 Oh, uh, $900 plus tax. 116 00:06:08,402 --> 00:06:09,868 Gordon: What's the CPS rate? 117 00:06:09,870 --> 00:06:12,104 It's 80 to 100, depending. 118 00:06:12,106 --> 00:06:14,673 So, I'm supposed to pay a thousand dollars 119 00:06:14,675 --> 00:06:17,142 to wait 20 minutes for that thing to spit out a thank-you note 120 00:06:17,144 --> 00:06:19,010 when I can write my own in five? 121 00:06:19,012 --> 00:06:22,781 100 CPS is quite fast, my friend. 122 00:06:22,783 --> 00:06:24,683 Yeah, well, let's not act like it's lightning. 123 00:06:24,685 --> 00:06:26,084 Especially with the graphics. 124 00:06:26,086 --> 00:06:28,453 Can't you modify the head to go any faster? 125 00:06:28,455 --> 00:06:30,756 We've been testing the OM 126 00:06:30,758 --> 00:06:32,958 with no problems for some time now. 127 00:06:32,960 --> 00:06:35,527 - Show us. - Yeah, print something. 128 00:06:35,529 --> 00:06:36,995 Fine, you want it faster? 129 00:06:36,997 --> 00:06:38,764 Well, I'd like it cheaper, too. 130 00:06:38,766 --> 00:06:42,534 ( all chuckling ) 131 00:06:42,536 --> 00:06:45,570 ( printer humming, whirring ) 132 00:06:46,939 --> 00:06:50,008 ( crinkling, ripping ) 133 00:06:51,577 --> 00:06:54,713 ( whining ) 134 00:06:54,715 --> 00:06:57,149 You know, I hear IBM's coming out with a multiple format paper feed. 135 00:06:58,551 --> 00:06:59,818 Where'd you hear that? 136 00:07:06,459 --> 00:07:09,461 I'm not supposed to tell you this, but... 137 00:07:09,463 --> 00:07:10,796 We are coming out with a multiple format printer 138 00:07:10,798 --> 00:07:13,198 first of the year. 139 00:07:13,200 --> 00:07:14,966 If I were you, I'd get out of our way. 140 00:07:14,968 --> 00:07:17,769 What, just pack up and leave? 141 00:07:17,771 --> 00:07:20,539 We put everything into this. 142 00:07:20,541 --> 00:07:23,909 Look, I love when guys like you take us on, I really do. 143 00:07:23,911 --> 00:07:25,877 A couple years ago, a gentleman out of Duluth 144 00:07:25,879 --> 00:07:30,148 developed his own word processor. Great features. 145 00:07:30,150 --> 00:07:32,818 But it went head-to-head with DisplayWriter. 146 00:07:32,820 --> 00:07:35,220 - What happened? - After his wife left him and he lost his house, 147 00:07:35,222 --> 00:07:37,055 he drove his car into a library. 148 00:07:37,057 --> 00:07:40,559 I think he's still recuperating in a mental hospital upstate. 149 00:07:40,561 --> 00:07:43,862 We already checked in. The suite's paid up through the end of the week. 150 00:07:43,864 --> 00:07:45,964 Maybe I can help. 151 00:07:45,966 --> 00:07:48,600 We rented two floors and we're still bursting at the seams. 152 00:07:48,602 --> 00:07:50,635 I got guys sleeping on the carpet. 153 00:07:50,637 --> 00:07:54,639 You know, IBM might be able to take that suite off your hands. 154 00:07:55,942 --> 00:07:57,976 Full freight. 155 00:07:57,978 --> 00:07:59,978 I'm not looking to screw you guys over. 156 00:07:59,980 --> 00:08:02,848 If we could break even... 157 00:08:02,850 --> 00:08:04,683 That would be huge. 158 00:08:04,685 --> 00:08:06,785 - Except. - Man #2: What? 159 00:08:06,787 --> 00:08:08,820 The big spread we ordered for tonight. 160 00:08:08,822 --> 00:08:11,823 - ( sighs ) - You'd have to eat that cost. 161 00:08:11,825 --> 00:08:13,091 All that shrimp. 162 00:08:13,093 --> 00:08:15,794 Shrimp? 163 00:08:15,796 --> 00:08:18,663 ( chatter ) 164 00:08:26,038 --> 00:08:28,206 This is highway robbery. 165 00:08:28,208 --> 00:08:30,041 Our booth was supposed to be in the middle. 166 00:08:30,043 --> 00:08:31,676 You're late and your check bounced. 167 00:08:31,678 --> 00:08:33,578 You're lucky I have this one left. 168 00:08:33,580 --> 00:08:36,281 Hey, get down from there before you hurt yourself. 169 00:08:39,785 --> 00:08:41,887 All of your material as ordered. 170 00:08:41,889 --> 00:08:45,957 Wait, I need more wall space. I can't fit all this on one crummy backing. 171 00:08:45,959 --> 00:08:48,593 Not my problem, lady. 172 00:08:50,830 --> 00:08:53,999 - Free software? - Jesus. 173 00:08:54,001 --> 00:08:56,768 Free software. 174 00:08:56,770 --> 00:08:58,970 That's one way to make a living. 175 00:08:58,972 --> 00:09:00,872 Donna: No, that's not their living. 176 00:09:00,874 --> 00:09:04,776 They're porn stars moonlighting as "booth babes." 177 00:09:04,778 --> 00:09:07,779 Vegas figured out that computer types don't gamble, 178 00:09:07,781 --> 00:09:11,049 so they schedule a porn convention next door. 179 00:09:11,051 --> 00:09:13,151 Same time every year. 180 00:09:13,153 --> 00:09:15,754 I thought the action was in the suites. 181 00:09:15,756 --> 00:09:18,890 Yeah, well, no one's coming to our suite if we don't get their attention. 182 00:09:20,593 --> 00:09:21,726 ( Donna grunts ) 183 00:09:25,765 --> 00:09:27,165 What? 184 00:09:30,870 --> 00:09:32,804 What are you doing? 185 00:09:34,340 --> 00:09:36,675 Look, I'll get them to the party, 186 00:09:36,677 --> 00:09:38,977 you make sure it's one to remember, okay? 187 00:09:44,951 --> 00:09:48,053 - Babe #1: Thank you. - Babe #2: Hi. How are you? 188 00:09:50,623 --> 00:09:52,857 ( elevator bell rings ) 189 00:09:55,127 --> 00:09:58,196 Minus five. Minus 12, wait. 190 00:09:58,198 --> 00:10:00,031 ( switch clicks ) 191 00:10:00,033 --> 00:10:03,702 - Uh, plus five. - Bottom line, please. 192 00:10:03,704 --> 00:10:07,305 - It won't start. - Yet. Yet, okay? It's probably nothing. 193 00:10:07,307 --> 00:10:10,175 What we need is an antistatic workstation. 194 00:10:10,177 --> 00:10:14,145 Take off your shoes. It's not the power supply. 195 00:10:14,147 --> 00:10:16,615 Pack it up. We're moving into the bedroom. 196 00:10:16,617 --> 00:10:20,719 "Blister in the Sun" playing 197 00:10:26,659 --> 00:10:29,160 ♪ When I'm out walking, I strut my stuff ♪ 198 00:10:29,162 --> 00:10:31,229 ♪ And I'm so strung out ♪ 199 00:10:31,231 --> 00:10:33,765 ♪ I'm high as a kite, I just might ♪ 200 00:10:33,767 --> 00:10:35,667 ♪ Stop to check you out ♪ 201 00:10:35,669 --> 00:10:38,036 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 202 00:10:38,038 --> 00:10:40,772 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 203 00:10:40,774 --> 00:10:43,241 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 204 00:10:43,243 --> 00:10:47,646 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one ♪ 205 00:10:47,648 --> 00:10:49,948 ♪ Body and beats, I stain my sheets ♪ 206 00:10:49,950 --> 00:10:52,150 ♪ I don't even know why ♪ 207 00:10:52,152 --> 00:10:54,919 ♪ My girlfriend, she's at the end ♪ 208 00:10:54,921 --> 00:10:56,254 ♪ She is starting to cry ♪ 209 00:10:56,256 --> 00:10:59,090 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 210 00:10:59,092 --> 00:11:01,259 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 211 00:11:01,261 --> 00:11:04,696 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 212 00:11:04,698 --> 00:11:07,265 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one... ♪ 213 00:11:15,241 --> 00:11:17,108 ( rattles ) 214 00:11:22,081 --> 00:11:24,082 ( clicks ) 215 00:11:27,086 --> 00:11:29,821 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 216 00:11:29,823 --> 00:11:32,090 ♪ Like a blister in the sun ♪ 217 00:11:32,092 --> 00:11:35,093 ♪ Let me go on ♪ 218 00:11:35,095 --> 00:11:37,896 ♪ Big hands, I know you're the one. ♪ 219 00:11:46,305 --> 00:11:49,474 - Donna: What is that for? - Cameron: Touch-ups. 220 00:11:52,144 --> 00:11:55,213 What? What's the matter? Is it not working? 221 00:11:55,215 --> 00:11:57,115 Not yet. 222 00:11:57,117 --> 00:11:58,917 Meaning what, it won't boot up? 223 00:11:58,919 --> 00:12:00,285 Hardware issue. Not your problem. 224 00:12:00,287 --> 00:12:02,253 Pick up those clothes, please? 225 00:12:02,255 --> 00:12:04,889 ( sighs ) 226 00:12:06,892 --> 00:12:08,727 ( softly ) "A small company... 227 00:12:08,729 --> 00:12:10,829 No one expected it to be anything... 228 00:12:10,831 --> 00:12:13,431 ...evolved into something great, something magnificent." 229 00:12:17,470 --> 00:12:20,071 You gonna tell us how the booth looks? 230 00:12:23,175 --> 00:12:25,110 Is anyone coming? 231 00:12:25,112 --> 00:12:26,845 I would. 232 00:12:28,314 --> 00:12:31,816 ( knock on door ) 233 00:12:36,222 --> 00:12:38,523 ( knock on door ) 234 00:12:42,895 --> 00:12:46,097 - Is this Cardiff Electric? - Yes. Yes, it is. 235 00:12:46,099 --> 00:12:48,933 Okay. All right. Let's do it, man. 236 00:12:48,935 --> 00:12:50,969 Oh, wow. Radical. 237 00:12:50,971 --> 00:12:52,937 Yeah! Hey, check this out. 238 00:12:57,042 --> 00:12:58,343 Cameron: Hey, can I get three more? 239 00:12:58,345 --> 00:13:00,378 - Bartender: You got it. - Thanks. 240 00:13:00,380 --> 00:13:03,114 "Heartbreak at 10,000 Feet" playing in background 241 00:13:04,283 --> 00:13:08,186 Hey! Hey, man, is it ready yet? 242 00:13:10,022 --> 00:13:11,790 - Is it ready yet? - No. 243 00:13:11,792 --> 00:13:14,325 I mean, almost. 244 00:13:14,327 --> 00:13:15,960 It's been "almost" for two hours. 245 00:13:15,962 --> 00:13:17,462 You can have it fast or you can have it work. 246 00:13:17,464 --> 00:13:20,431 - It's up to you. - ( sighs ) 247 00:13:23,402 --> 00:13:26,137 Cameron: Oh, come on, Xerox is still a job. 248 00:13:26,139 --> 00:13:29,207 Not at PARC, not to the guys who created Ethernet. 249 00:13:29,209 --> 00:13:31,075 This is pure research and experimentation. 250 00:13:31,077 --> 00:13:33,411 Man: Donna Clark. 251 00:13:33,413 --> 00:13:37,081 Donna: Oh, Wally Turner. My God, how long has it been? 252 00:13:37,083 --> 00:13:40,084 You were pregnant with, uh-- with Joanie. 253 00:13:40,086 --> 00:13:43,922 Hey, I got this new program-- GraphWrite. It's productivity fare, 254 00:13:43,924 --> 00:13:48,493 sizable pie charts and histograms, all in full color. 255 00:13:48,495 --> 00:13:49,961 I'm serious. You have to see it. 256 00:13:49,963 --> 00:13:51,529 See what? 257 00:13:51,531 --> 00:13:53,398 I mean, isn't everything you guys do top secret? 258 00:13:53,400 --> 00:13:54,899 You're right. 259 00:13:54,901 --> 00:13:56,467 I shouldn't tell you about meta-classing 260 00:13:56,469 --> 00:13:59,871 or hypertext or object-oriented programming. 261 00:13:59,873 --> 00:14:01,506 Stop. 262 00:14:01,508 --> 00:14:02,974 Hey, where's Gordon? 263 00:14:02,976 --> 00:14:04,375 Oh, he should be out any minute. 264 00:14:04,377 --> 00:14:06,544 Love that you two are still working together. 265 00:14:06,546 --> 00:14:09,147 So many couples that break up over the home life-work life thing. 266 00:14:09,149 --> 00:14:11,115 I've seen this a million times. 267 00:14:11,117 --> 00:14:13,518 But you guys, you've weathered the storm. 268 00:14:13,520 --> 00:14:16,621 - Hey, congrats on the Giant. - ( glasses clink ) 269 00:14:16,623 --> 00:14:19,424 "Space Age Love Song" playing in background 270 00:14:22,261 --> 00:14:24,996 ( partygoers chanting ) Giant! Giant! Giant! 271 00:14:24,998 --> 00:14:28,099 It's not mounting. I can reconfigure the drive, but that's gonna take time. 272 00:14:28,101 --> 00:14:30,001 They're not gonna wait much longer. 273 00:14:30,003 --> 00:14:32,337 Donna, I'm well aware of that. 274 00:14:32,339 --> 00:14:34,472 It's too late. We go without it. 275 00:14:34,474 --> 00:14:36,941 Wait, you're gonna do the demo without the demo? 276 00:14:36,943 --> 00:14:38,343 It's Las Vegas, Gordon. 277 00:14:38,345 --> 00:14:39,944 - Wha-- Joe...? - Time to bluff. 278 00:14:39,946 --> 00:14:42,013 Wait! Wait! 279 00:14:42,015 --> 00:14:45,550 ( cheering ) 280 00:14:45,552 --> 00:14:48,519 "( Keep Feeling ) Fascination" playing in background 281 00:14:53,492 --> 00:14:55,493 Come on, get close. Check it out, guys. 282 00:14:55,495 --> 00:14:57,395 ( crowd quiets ) 283 00:14:57,397 --> 00:14:59,030 You guys want me to turn it on? 284 00:14:59,032 --> 00:15:02,367 All: Yeah! 285 00:15:04,403 --> 00:15:06,237 - All: Ooh. - ( scattered whistling ) 286 00:15:06,239 --> 00:15:10,241 - Right here, right now? - All: Yeah. 287 00:15:10,243 --> 00:15:13,578 - But wait a second. - ( groaning ) 288 00:15:13,580 --> 00:15:16,481 Wait a second, wait a second, wait a second. 289 00:15:16,483 --> 00:15:19,183 See, Las Vegas knows how hard it is to build a computer. 290 00:15:19,185 --> 00:15:22,654 Especially one as sleek and fast as our little bad boy right here. 291 00:15:22,656 --> 00:15:28,593 But Las Vegas doesn't want to hear that our 886 processor 292 00:15:28,595 --> 00:15:31,930 is running 76% faster than the IBM XT. 293 00:15:31,932 --> 00:15:33,998 ( cheering ) 294 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:36,267 It doesn't care that our integrated LCD screen 295 00:15:36,269 --> 00:15:39,938 makes the Giant a featherlight 15 pounds, 296 00:15:39,940 --> 00:15:44,642 that it's fully portable, fully compatible, and sexy as hell. 297 00:15:44,644 --> 00:15:46,144 ( all cheer ) 298 00:15:46,146 --> 00:15:48,613 No, Las Vegas wants us to have fun! 299 00:15:48,615 --> 00:15:50,615 - ( all cheer ) - Why else would it schedule 300 00:15:50,617 --> 00:15:53,217 the world's largest porn convention right next door? 301 00:15:53,219 --> 00:15:55,086 ( scattered whoops ) 302 00:15:55,088 --> 00:15:58,222 Which leads me to our special guest tonight. 303 00:15:58,224 --> 00:16:01,993 The Cardiff Electric VIPs. 304 00:16:01,995 --> 00:16:07,231 Four lovely young ladies direct from the cinema. 305 00:16:07,233 --> 00:16:10,168 - All: Ooh. - Yeah. 306 00:16:10,170 --> 00:16:12,971 Wait, wait, wait. I wanna show you guys some spreadsheets. 307 00:16:12,973 --> 00:16:16,975 - All: No! - Come on, let's do some word processing. 308 00:16:16,977 --> 00:16:19,744 - ( hooting ) - Wait, you wanna meet the girls now, 309 00:16:19,746 --> 00:16:23,147 - before the demo? - ( cheering ) 310 00:16:23,149 --> 00:16:24,716 Okay, okay, okay. 311 00:16:24,718 --> 00:16:26,651 Only if you all catch up with us tomorrow on the floor. 312 00:16:26,653 --> 00:16:30,688 Only if you all show up at the Cardiff Electric booth 313 00:16:30,690 --> 00:16:32,657 hungover, wrung out, 314 00:16:32,659 --> 00:16:36,995 just to watch this machine smoke every box in COMDEX. 315 00:16:36,997 --> 00:16:38,663 ( cheering ) 316 00:16:38,665 --> 00:16:40,231 All right, it's a deal. 317 00:16:40,233 --> 00:16:43,534 So, tonight let's let the Giant turn you on. 318 00:16:43,536 --> 00:16:46,070 "Sex ( I'm A... )" playing 319 00:16:46,072 --> 00:16:50,008 ( cheering ) 320 00:16:57,716 --> 00:17:00,018 Yeah! 321 00:17:03,756 --> 00:17:07,258 Please never tell our daughters I was a part of this. 322 00:17:07,260 --> 00:17:09,160 ( yelling ) Why would I? 323 00:17:13,298 --> 00:17:16,034 ( cheering ) 324 00:17:16,036 --> 00:17:19,203 ( yells ) Cardiff Electric! 325 00:17:19,205 --> 00:17:23,307 ♪ There's the sound and the smell of love in my mind... ♪ 326 00:17:23,309 --> 00:17:24,742 Man: Uh, usually, like, twice a year. 327 00:17:24,744 --> 00:17:27,311 Once for COMDEX, once just for fun. 328 00:17:27,313 --> 00:17:29,814 For fun-- that sounds really nice. 329 00:17:29,816 --> 00:17:32,183 You have to come visit. 330 00:17:32,185 --> 00:17:35,119 Nothing against Dallas. It looks great on TV. 331 00:17:35,121 --> 00:17:38,089 But California's where it's at. 332 00:17:38,091 --> 00:17:40,158 And you're young. 333 00:17:40,160 --> 00:17:43,761 - I'll think about it. - What is there to think about? 334 00:17:43,763 --> 00:17:45,763 - Earthquakes. - I don't feel them anymore. 335 00:17:45,765 --> 00:17:48,599 - Cults? Serial killers? - That's all down in Los Angeles. 336 00:17:48,601 --> 00:17:53,304 - The Grateful Dead. - Wow, you are mean. 337 00:17:53,306 --> 00:17:55,640 ( laughs ) 338 00:17:55,642 --> 00:17:58,643 I'm hungry. You want some pancakes? 339 00:17:58,645 --> 00:18:00,311 Yeah. 340 00:18:00,313 --> 00:18:01,612 Hey, you guys want pancakes? 341 00:18:01,614 --> 00:18:02,747 - Pancakes? - Hell, yeah. 342 00:18:02,749 --> 00:18:04,148 - Oh, yeah. - Let's go. 343 00:18:04,150 --> 00:18:05,650 - Let's do it. - Yeah. 344 00:18:06,752 --> 00:18:10,154 If the Giant does everything you say... 345 00:18:10,156 --> 00:18:12,223 it could be a contender for us. 346 00:18:12,225 --> 00:18:14,492 Don't tease me if you're not for real, Dennis. 347 00:18:14,494 --> 00:18:16,761 ComputerLand has nearly a thousand branches. 348 00:18:16,763 --> 00:18:20,131 We invented computer retail. I can assure you, we're real. 349 00:18:20,133 --> 00:18:24,335 Then why buy a specialty product from a podunk firm in Texas? 350 00:18:24,337 --> 00:18:26,604 ( groans ) 351 00:18:26,606 --> 00:18:28,773 You ever sell cars for a living, Joe? 352 00:18:28,775 --> 00:18:31,142 No, never. 353 00:18:31,144 --> 00:18:34,145 That's how I got started. 354 00:18:34,147 --> 00:18:38,883 And I learned if you wanna sell station wagons, 355 00:18:38,885 --> 00:18:43,154 you'd better have a sports car to park in the window. 356 00:18:43,156 --> 00:18:45,323 Looking forward to your demo tomorrow. 357 00:18:51,630 --> 00:18:55,133 It's spinning. That should do it. 358 00:18:55,135 --> 00:18:56,801 Load 'er up. 359 00:19:02,274 --> 00:19:04,342 - ( beeps ) - Gordon: Yes. 360 00:19:04,344 --> 00:19:06,410 Finally. 361 00:19:06,412 --> 00:19:08,479 ( all sigh ) 362 00:19:26,698 --> 00:19:28,933 ( keyboard clicking ) 363 00:19:33,405 --> 00:19:35,573 Haven't done that since our honeymoon. 364 00:19:40,179 --> 00:19:44,215 Oh, I haven't done that since college. 365 00:19:44,217 --> 00:19:46,417 What? With who? 366 00:19:46,419 --> 00:19:47,852 ( humming ) 367 00:19:47,854 --> 00:19:50,755 Who? 368 00:20:00,465 --> 00:20:02,433 Should we get him a blanket? 369 00:20:02,435 --> 00:20:04,502 Hell, no. We're switching rooms. 370 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,844 Do you really think it'll sell? 371 00:20:13,846 --> 00:20:18,783 If we nail the demo. 372 00:20:18,785 --> 00:20:21,852 This could be so good. 373 00:20:21,854 --> 00:20:24,655 For the girls, us. 374 00:20:24,657 --> 00:20:29,427 For so long we've just gotten by. 375 00:20:29,429 --> 00:20:32,230 Weird, huh? 376 00:20:32,232 --> 00:20:33,931 I think they call it success, sweetheart. 377 00:20:33,933 --> 00:20:35,533 ( kisses ) 378 00:20:40,239 --> 00:20:42,740 Wally Turner dropped by. Did you see him? 379 00:20:42,742 --> 00:20:45,977 Yeah, he cornered me with his sales pitch. 380 00:20:45,979 --> 00:20:48,446 Still all about Wally. 381 00:20:48,448 --> 00:20:50,748 I like his new software idea. 382 00:20:50,750 --> 00:20:53,784 Yeah, I told him we'd spec it out on the Giant. 383 00:20:55,520 --> 00:20:57,955 Wally thinks we still work together. 384 00:20:59,424 --> 00:21:01,859 Yeah? What'd you tell him? 385 00:21:03,528 --> 00:21:06,030 What am I gonna say? I'm really enjoying 386 00:21:06,032 --> 00:21:08,532 my dead-end job and having my mom raise my kids? 387 00:21:08,534 --> 00:21:10,534 It's not exactly cocktail chatter. 388 00:21:10,536 --> 00:21:12,570 What are you talking about, Donna? 389 00:21:12,572 --> 00:21:14,772 You saved this project a dozen times. 390 00:21:14,774 --> 00:21:17,008 We wouldn't have a motherboard without you. 391 00:21:17,010 --> 00:21:19,710 We wouldn't have an entire machine without you. 392 00:21:19,712 --> 00:21:23,981 - I know you know that. - Well, what? 393 00:21:23,983 --> 00:21:26,851 You wanna join Cardiff? Get a front-row seat to the freak show? 394 00:21:26,853 --> 00:21:28,486 I didn't say that. 395 00:21:28,488 --> 00:21:30,454 But? 396 00:21:32,924 --> 00:21:35,860 But it would've been nice if you'd asked. 397 00:21:38,563 --> 00:21:41,065 You're right. 398 00:21:41,067 --> 00:21:42,533 ( glass taps ) 399 00:21:42,535 --> 00:21:45,036 I should have asked, but... 400 00:21:46,872 --> 00:21:49,807 look, a few months ago, I was in the Kill Room 401 00:21:49,809 --> 00:21:51,809 and I was working late all by myself. 402 00:21:51,811 --> 00:21:56,547 And it hit me, how far behind we were. 403 00:21:56,549 --> 00:21:59,784 And how hard I'd have to grind 404 00:21:59,786 --> 00:22:01,319 to get the Giant built. 405 00:22:01,321 --> 00:22:04,388 And it was like climbing a cliff on a dare, 406 00:22:04,390 --> 00:22:07,725 where you hit an overhang and you can't go up, 407 00:22:07,727 --> 00:22:11,996 and it's too steep to climb back down. 408 00:22:11,998 --> 00:22:14,065 And you realize 409 00:22:14,067 --> 00:22:16,434 what the word "jump" really means. 410 00:22:18,103 --> 00:22:21,872 And if I held your hand and counted to three... 411 00:22:23,909 --> 00:22:26,877 I wasn't sure you'd come with me. 412 00:22:29,448 --> 00:22:32,383 We're married, Gordon. 413 00:22:32,385 --> 00:22:35,920 We already jumped. 414 00:22:35,922 --> 00:22:38,089 Yeah. 415 00:22:46,131 --> 00:22:47,965 ( clatters ) 416 00:22:55,440 --> 00:22:57,508 What's that? 417 00:22:57,510 --> 00:22:59,610 A piece of the Hoover Dam. 418 00:23:01,813 --> 00:23:03,848 You know what I like about it? 419 00:23:03,850 --> 00:23:08,018 There's no circuits or wires. 420 00:23:08,020 --> 00:23:10,521 It's so simple. 421 00:23:10,523 --> 00:23:12,923 It is what it does. 422 00:23:16,595 --> 00:23:19,029 ( groans ) 423 00:23:21,400 --> 00:23:22,967 Did you have fun? 424 00:23:24,636 --> 00:23:26,904 I ate pancakes 425 00:23:26,906 --> 00:23:30,541 and watched the sun come up with the Xerox boys. 426 00:23:31,743 --> 00:23:34,945 That sounds entirely too wholesome. 427 00:23:36,081 --> 00:23:38,549 When Bosworth came to me... 428 00:23:39,618 --> 00:23:42,453 I should've come to you. 429 00:23:45,056 --> 00:23:47,525 Cameron... 430 00:23:47,527 --> 00:23:50,628 California-- 431 00:23:50,630 --> 00:23:54,064 what they're doing out there, it's really impressive. 432 00:23:56,101 --> 00:23:58,769 Maybe you should go to Palo Alto. 433 00:24:00,472 --> 00:24:02,573 Maybe we should. 434 00:24:22,494 --> 00:24:24,662 ( groans softly ) 435 00:24:28,700 --> 00:24:30,634 ( Donna laughs ) 436 00:24:30,636 --> 00:24:33,204 Gordon, do you really need another AMD T-shirt? 437 00:24:33,206 --> 00:24:35,239 Yeah, this is this year's. 438 00:24:35,241 --> 00:24:37,708 Cameron: Hey, Windows looks cool. 439 00:24:37,710 --> 00:24:40,010 Donna: Oh, yeah, but it was crawling with bugs. 440 00:24:41,880 --> 00:24:45,015 Joe: I can't get over HP's touch screen. 441 00:24:45,017 --> 00:24:48,085 Gordon: Good to see you. Yeah, it's a fad... 442 00:24:48,087 --> 00:24:50,554 - Donna: Oh, look, look, look. - Gordon: ...guaranteed. 443 00:24:50,556 --> 00:24:52,556 - ( crowd clapping ) - High-density floppy disks. 444 00:24:52,558 --> 00:24:54,492 Oh, someone's hot. 445 00:24:54,494 --> 00:24:56,827 - Cameron: Let's check it out. - Gordon: Why? 446 00:24:56,829 --> 00:24:59,263 They'll be down at our booth in, like, 60 seconds. 447 00:25:01,533 --> 00:25:03,534 And so I ask you, 448 00:25:03,536 --> 00:25:04,935 what is the point of a revolution 449 00:25:04,937 --> 00:25:08,105 if you have to sell your car to afford it? 450 00:25:08,107 --> 00:25:10,975 Now, this isn't "The Jetsons." 451 00:25:10,977 --> 00:25:15,012 We're not selling you a ray gun. 452 00:25:15,014 --> 00:25:17,648 We're trying to give you the simplest product 453 00:25:17,650 --> 00:25:20,184 with the most flexibility. 454 00:25:20,186 --> 00:25:23,087 You want hard disk support? Plug it in. 455 00:25:23,089 --> 00:25:26,290 A bigger monitor? Our fonts adjust automatically. 456 00:25:26,292 --> 00:25:30,027 Of course, we think they're just fine as is. 457 00:25:30,029 --> 00:25:32,763 8086 processing, 458 00:25:32,765 --> 00:25:34,765 a double-sided motherboard... 459 00:25:34,767 --> 00:25:38,202 - Donna... - Man: ...packed with functionality. 460 00:25:39,671 --> 00:25:43,574 So strong, so fast, so simple, 461 00:25:43,576 --> 00:25:46,610 it's a wonder no one thought of it before. 462 00:25:54,319 --> 00:25:57,321 The Slingshot. 463 00:25:57,323 --> 00:25:59,323 ( cameras clicking ) 464 00:25:59,325 --> 00:26:02,059 ( crowd clapping ) 465 00:26:02,061 --> 00:26:04,695 Hunt: Because, as Goliath found out, 466 00:26:04,697 --> 00:26:09,833 victory goes not to the swift, nor to the strong, 467 00:26:09,835 --> 00:26:13,137 but to the little guy who strikes first. 468 00:26:16,141 --> 00:26:18,676 Any questions? 469 00:26:18,678 --> 00:26:21,178 Damn you, you son of a bitch! 470 00:26:21,180 --> 00:26:22,746 - Brian: Hey, Donna! - I'm gonna kill you-- 471 00:26:22,748 --> 00:26:24,582 - Get off him! - Donna, come on. 472 00:26:24,584 --> 00:26:26,150 Donna, let's go, come on. 473 00:26:30,121 --> 00:26:32,623 Okay, okay. 474 00:26:32,625 --> 00:26:34,625 Payback's a bitch. 475 00:26:43,868 --> 00:26:46,870 But they copied our machine. They need schematics for that. 476 00:26:46,872 --> 00:26:48,872 This is corporate espionage. I need to know 477 00:26:48,874 --> 00:26:50,074 what was compromised and the extent of the damage. 478 00:26:50,076 --> 00:26:51,909 - Gordon: Out. - Cameron: What? 479 00:26:51,911 --> 00:26:53,911 I never brought anything to T.I. 480 00:26:53,913 --> 00:26:56,213 There were phone calls. Maybe he overheard-- 481 00:26:56,215 --> 00:26:59,283 or-- or that-- the fax you sent to the hotel. 482 00:26:59,285 --> 00:27:02,152 Are you sleeping with him? 483 00:27:02,154 --> 00:27:04,021 Answer the question. 484 00:27:04,023 --> 00:27:07,091 - Are you sleeping with him? - No. 485 00:27:07,093 --> 00:27:09,159 I kissed him, once. 486 00:27:09,161 --> 00:27:11,328 Yeah, you kissed him and not the other way around? 487 00:27:11,330 --> 00:27:14,131 Yeah, Gordon. Yeah, I kissed him. 488 00:27:14,133 --> 00:27:17,334 And for two and a half seconds, I felt better than I've felt in two years. 489 00:27:17,336 --> 00:27:19,169 Christ, Donna, you're a child. 490 00:27:19,171 --> 00:27:21,105 There was nothing childish about it. 491 00:27:21,107 --> 00:27:23,273 - I wanted him, and there were reasons. - Donna, he-- 492 00:27:23,275 --> 00:27:25,209 - Donna-- - There were you-and-me reasons 493 00:27:25,211 --> 00:27:28,212 because you can't pretend we were on some moonlit carriage ride. 494 00:27:28,214 --> 00:27:30,648 He used you! He used you! 495 00:27:30,650 --> 00:27:32,416 At least he encouraged me and rewarded me. 496 00:27:32,418 --> 00:27:34,718 You believe that? You're blind, Donna. 497 00:27:34,720 --> 00:27:36,854 You never even saw what he was doing! 498 00:27:36,856 --> 00:27:40,190 And you never even picked me up out of a hole in the ground. 499 00:27:40,192 --> 00:27:44,895 I lifted you up so many times. I carried you and the kids. 500 00:27:44,897 --> 00:27:48,365 And I was tired and miserable and you didn't give a shit. 501 00:27:50,435 --> 00:27:53,070 It wasn't an affair, but it should've been. 502 00:27:53,072 --> 00:27:55,906 All right. Go on, then. You've made your decision. 503 00:27:55,908 --> 00:27:58,075 - Oh, my God. - You go down to the front desk 504 00:27:58,077 --> 00:27:59,343 and you ask for his suite number! 505 00:27:59,345 --> 00:28:00,911 I'm sure he'll make room for you! 506 00:28:00,913 --> 00:28:03,113 Like you didn't pick the Giant over me 507 00:28:03,115 --> 00:28:04,782 every second of every single day. 508 00:28:04,784 --> 00:28:06,917 Oh, my God, Donna. Donna, you're a cliché. 509 00:28:06,919 --> 00:28:08,852 Both of you. Just a cheap rip-off 510 00:28:08,854 --> 00:28:10,954 of something that we built together. 511 00:28:10,956 --> 00:28:13,090 - I would go, but it's all ruined for me now, - Yeah? Go. 512 00:28:13,092 --> 00:28:14,825 - because that's what you want. - Go. 513 00:28:14,827 --> 00:28:17,227 You want to be right more than you want me. 514 00:28:17,229 --> 00:28:19,229 You know what, Donna? Maybe your parents were right about me. 515 00:28:19,231 --> 00:28:22,232 I'm just a small-minded, petty, resentful little tyrant. 516 00:28:22,234 --> 00:28:26,837 You know, part-time alcoholic, full-time failure as a father! 517 00:28:26,839 --> 00:28:28,338 But I knew what I had with you, Donna. 518 00:28:28,340 --> 00:28:30,874 And I never stopped trying to live up to that. 519 00:28:30,876 --> 00:28:35,045 To you, Donna. To you, I never, ever gave up. 520 00:28:37,248 --> 00:28:39,383 ( door bangs ) 521 00:28:43,254 --> 00:28:45,189 ( door closes ) 522 00:28:54,899 --> 00:28:58,736 ( sighs ) They changed their mind. 523 00:29:00,772 --> 00:29:04,408 Our dynamic OS, our design-- they don't care. 524 00:29:04,410 --> 00:29:06,944 They want a station wagon. 525 00:29:09,414 --> 00:29:14,918 The Slingshot's faster, it's cheaper. 526 00:29:14,920 --> 00:29:17,221 So we're dead. 527 00:29:23,361 --> 00:29:25,329 Did you hear that, Gordon? 528 00:29:26,464 --> 00:29:28,932 They'll be in stores by Christmas. 529 00:29:31,236 --> 00:29:33,437 ( door closes ) 530 00:29:37,175 --> 00:29:40,144 ( shuddering ) 531 00:29:50,054 --> 00:29:52,156 ( door closes, clattering ) 532 00:30:23,154 --> 00:30:26,290 My heart goes out to you. 533 00:30:26,292 --> 00:30:29,927 I know how painful this must be. 534 00:30:29,929 --> 00:30:32,362 But when two paths converge, 535 00:30:32,364 --> 00:30:34,498 intentionally or not, 536 00:30:34,500 --> 00:30:37,267 they don't always continue on together. 537 00:30:37,269 --> 00:30:40,404 One peels off, 538 00:30:40,406 --> 00:30:42,372 the other dead-ends. 539 00:30:42,374 --> 00:30:44,508 ( scoffs ) 540 00:30:44,510 --> 00:30:48,245 Let's skip the "Two Roads in a Wood" bullshit. You're not Robert Frost. 541 00:30:48,247 --> 00:30:52,583 You're pawnshop hacks selling my dream under a cheap plastic mask. 542 00:30:52,585 --> 00:30:54,618 ( chuckles ) I heard you were touchy. 543 00:30:54,620 --> 00:30:58,622 That LCD screen, where did you find it, a Taiwanese barge? 544 00:30:58,624 --> 00:31:03,193 Apologize, pull your product, and I'll consider not suing. 545 00:31:03,195 --> 00:31:05,462 There's no upside to litigation, Joe. 546 00:31:05,464 --> 00:31:07,431 By the time you get in front of a jury, 547 00:31:07,433 --> 00:31:09,299 we'll be on our third generation. 548 00:31:09,301 --> 00:31:11,268 And good luck persuading them that your BIOS 549 00:31:11,270 --> 00:31:14,638 is such a nobler copy of IBM's than ours. 550 00:31:14,640 --> 00:31:18,041 We got there first. Deal with it. 551 00:31:18,043 --> 00:31:20,043 You must be proud. 552 00:31:20,045 --> 00:31:23,413 Hiring our sloppy seconds, pumping a competitor's wife. 553 00:31:23,415 --> 00:31:25,415 That's one way to do business. 554 00:31:25,417 --> 00:31:27,084 The opportunity presented itself. 555 00:31:27,086 --> 00:31:29,019 No laws were broken. 556 00:31:29,021 --> 00:31:30,888 Are you telling me you'd do different? 557 00:31:30,890 --> 00:31:34,358 - I'd be more careful. - Oh, please. 558 00:31:34,360 --> 00:31:38,395 Your SVP's under indictment, you're sleeping with your lead coder, 559 00:31:38,397 --> 00:31:41,598 not to mention that little incident back in Armonk. 560 00:31:41,600 --> 00:31:43,567 Let me see if I get this right. 561 00:31:43,569 --> 00:31:46,403 Following an argument with your father, 562 00:31:46,405 --> 00:31:48,605 you ruptured a water main, 563 00:31:48,607 --> 00:31:51,375 flooded an entire IBM data center? 564 00:31:51,377 --> 00:31:52,676 Whew. 565 00:31:52,678 --> 00:31:54,478 Daddy musta made you pretty angry. 566 00:31:54,480 --> 00:32:00,050 Oh, yeah. I did my homework on you, all right. 567 00:32:00,052 --> 00:32:02,185 You got quite the fan club back there in New York. 568 00:32:04,188 --> 00:32:05,989 You recognize that number? 569 00:32:05,991 --> 00:32:08,125 That's your boss, Nathan Cardiff. 570 00:32:08,127 --> 00:32:11,061 Now, you're gonna go upstairs, you're gonna call him, 571 00:32:11,063 --> 00:32:15,532 and tell him that I offered you $2 million in Slingshot stock for the Giant. 572 00:32:15,534 --> 00:32:17,601 Which is more than you're gonna get in the settlement. 573 00:32:17,603 --> 00:32:19,636 Why would we sell to you? 574 00:32:19,638 --> 00:32:22,139 'Cause that covers your R&D nut, gets you out whole 575 00:32:22,141 --> 00:32:24,608 as opposed to losing everything for nothing. 576 00:32:24,610 --> 00:32:27,077 - Then you strip us for parts? - ( sighs ) 577 00:32:27,079 --> 00:32:29,513 There's some good ideas in that machine, Joe. 578 00:32:29,515 --> 00:32:33,083 Your mistake was falling in love with that precious query-based interface. 579 00:32:33,085 --> 00:32:37,587 Maybe it's ahead of its time, but it's a memory hog. 580 00:32:37,589 --> 00:32:39,556 We'll never sell to you. 581 00:32:39,558 --> 00:32:41,358 After we sign with ComputerLand, it's academic. 582 00:32:41,360 --> 00:32:43,560 Take it or not. 583 00:32:43,562 --> 00:32:48,398 Oh, and tell Donna it wasn't personal. 584 00:32:50,635 --> 00:32:53,170 I feel sorry for you, Mr. Whitmarsh. 585 00:32:53,172 --> 00:32:54,705 You cheated yourself. 586 00:32:54,707 --> 00:32:57,641 You'll never create anything of your own. 587 00:32:57,643 --> 00:33:00,677 Well, neither will you. 588 00:33:00,679 --> 00:33:04,314 You seem to have forgotten, we're in the compatible business. 589 00:33:04,316 --> 00:33:06,683 You tried to be good. 590 00:33:06,685 --> 00:33:09,386 We just had to be good enough. 591 00:33:22,467 --> 00:33:24,601 ( elevator bell rings ) 592 00:33:55,500 --> 00:33:57,267 Gordon: You know, it's funny-- 593 00:33:57,269 --> 00:33:58,802 it's funny how much better it tastes 594 00:33:58,804 --> 00:34:00,370 when you've paid five bucks for it. 595 00:34:00,372 --> 00:34:02,339 ( laughs ) 596 00:34:02,341 --> 00:34:03,640 How are we doing? 597 00:34:03,642 --> 00:34:06,777 Fine, I guess. 598 00:34:06,779 --> 00:34:11,214 I stripped out the daughter board and all the extraneous memory. 599 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:20,123 Where's my operating system? 600 00:34:27,665 --> 00:34:30,233 Wally lent me MS-DOS. 601 00:34:30,235 --> 00:34:33,403 It'll beat the Slingshot on speed and be a hundred bucks cheaper. 602 00:34:33,405 --> 00:34:35,205 You took it out. 603 00:34:35,207 --> 00:34:37,107 Everything that made it unique. 604 00:34:37,109 --> 00:34:40,677 We had a problem. Now we have a product. 605 00:34:45,616 --> 00:34:47,451 You can't let him do this. 606 00:34:49,353 --> 00:34:51,755 Joe. 607 00:34:51,757 --> 00:34:53,490 Tell him. 608 00:34:53,492 --> 00:34:55,792 He's wrong. This is wrong. 609 00:35:01,365 --> 00:35:03,667 It's what's right for the machine. 610 00:35:13,311 --> 00:35:15,779 ( gasping ) 611 00:35:15,781 --> 00:35:17,714 Oh, my God-- 612 00:35:25,289 --> 00:35:27,357 - It's called survival. - Don't speak to me. 613 00:35:27,359 --> 00:35:29,593 It's an existential choice. Sell none of the original 614 00:35:29,595 --> 00:35:32,262 - or a million of these. - And no one will remember a single one. 615 00:35:32,264 --> 00:35:35,398 - It's still our machine. - It's empty. 616 00:35:35,400 --> 00:35:37,434 We need to demo by the end of business or we're dead. 617 00:35:37,436 --> 00:35:39,236 - I need you there. - Bullshit! 618 00:35:39,238 --> 00:35:43,273 Okay, how about... I want you there? 619 00:35:43,275 --> 00:35:45,475 I want you with me. 620 00:35:47,545 --> 00:35:50,780 Then put it back in. 621 00:36:04,395 --> 00:36:06,363 You'll see that whether it's Multiplan or Lotus 1-2-3, 622 00:36:06,365 --> 00:36:07,831 the Giant runs all your business software 623 00:36:07,833 --> 00:36:10,200 on one compact, compatible package. 624 00:36:10,202 --> 00:36:11,735 What happens when the workday ends? 625 00:36:11,737 --> 00:36:13,803 You pack up your Giant, bring it home, 626 00:36:13,805 --> 00:36:16,540 and in five minutes, fire up "Rocky's Boots" for the kids. 627 00:36:16,542 --> 00:36:18,675 ( buzzing ) 628 00:36:18,677 --> 00:36:20,777 I keep telling him, "Watch out for that alligator." 629 00:36:20,779 --> 00:36:23,580 ( scattered laughter ) 630 00:36:23,582 --> 00:36:27,350 Whether it's composing music or cobbling together your family finances, 631 00:36:27,352 --> 00:36:29,452 the Giant is there. 632 00:36:29,454 --> 00:36:32,789 It's not just a part of your family, it's a part of your life. 633 00:36:42,667 --> 00:36:46,369 Um, are there any questions? 634 00:36:46,371 --> 00:36:49,706 I heard it asks you stuff, like it learns your name. 635 00:36:49,708 --> 00:36:51,241 Gordon: Where'd you hear that? 636 00:36:51,243 --> 00:36:52,709 It sounds a little "Buck Rogers." 637 00:36:52,711 --> 00:36:55,312 So, it's fast and it runs all the software, 638 00:36:55,314 --> 00:36:58,748 but besides portability, I'm not seeing a lot that's special. 639 00:36:58,750 --> 00:37:00,483 Nothing unique. 640 00:37:00,485 --> 00:37:02,752 "Unique." Interesting word choice. 641 00:37:02,754 --> 00:37:08,658 Something special? Give me something warm, something fuzzy? 642 00:37:08,660 --> 00:37:10,393 This is a machine. 643 00:37:10,395 --> 00:37:11,728 It's not your friend, it's your employee. 644 00:37:11,730 --> 00:37:13,463 It works for you. 645 00:37:13,465 --> 00:37:14,831 And the way it should be evaluated is thus-- 646 00:37:14,833 --> 00:37:17,734 "How well and how fast does it do the things I ask?" 647 00:37:17,736 --> 00:37:20,937 Answer-- "Instantly." Anything less is a waste of your time. 648 00:37:20,939 --> 00:37:23,640 "What is the margin of error?" Answer-- "Zero." 649 00:37:23,642 --> 00:37:25,775 Anything more and you've failed. 650 00:37:25,777 --> 00:37:28,411 Here's another word, one that's infinitely more important 651 00:37:28,413 --> 00:37:31,348 than "unique" will ever be-- "speed." 652 00:37:31,350 --> 00:37:34,784 Let's cut through the bullshit and act like adults. 653 00:37:34,786 --> 00:37:37,621 You want speed, 654 00:37:37,623 --> 00:37:41,625 and this machine is the fastest one you'll find, period. 655 00:37:41,627 --> 00:37:44,861 You wanna play a game with your kid, join him for craft time at preschool. 656 00:37:44,863 --> 00:37:46,763 You want a buddy? Buy a dog. 657 00:37:46,765 --> 00:37:49,899 You want to chase rainbows, tilt the room? Walk outside. 658 00:37:49,901 --> 00:37:51,434 There are a hundred casinos out there 659 00:37:51,436 --> 00:37:53,036 built for delusional people like you 660 00:37:53,038 --> 00:37:55,405 who think their world is gonna change so easily. 661 00:37:55,407 --> 00:37:59,409 You wanna get something done, buy one of these. 662 00:38:10,554 --> 00:38:14,724 So, how did you get everything to fit? 663 00:38:14,726 --> 00:38:18,662 Um, chips on both sides. 664 00:38:18,664 --> 00:38:21,564 Who thought of that? 665 00:38:21,566 --> 00:38:23,900 My wife. 666 00:38:25,403 --> 00:38:26,870 Donna Clark. 667 00:38:28,939 --> 00:38:31,007 ( camera shutter clicks ) 668 00:38:31,009 --> 00:38:33,943 How'd you fix the heat problem? 669 00:38:33,945 --> 00:38:36,513 We vented the side panels and changed the chip layout. 670 00:38:36,515 --> 00:38:38,682 It got a lot easier after we fired you. 671 00:38:38,684 --> 00:38:40,717 Spectators: Ooh...! 672 00:38:42,753 --> 00:38:45,889 What about IBM? I heard they might be coming out with a portable. 673 00:38:45,891 --> 00:38:47,490 I'm sick of hearing about IBM. 674 00:38:47,492 --> 00:38:48,992 IBM scraps more projects in a day 675 00:38:48,994 --> 00:38:50,827 than any of us attempt in a year. 676 00:38:50,829 --> 00:38:52,762 What we did was harder. 677 00:38:52,764 --> 00:38:55,665 We took one idea all the way... 678 00:38:55,667 --> 00:38:58,768 and it cost us. 679 00:38:58,770 --> 00:39:01,438 It cost us people. 680 00:39:01,440 --> 00:39:04,574 But the evidence of that cost is here. 681 00:39:04,576 --> 00:39:07,610 It's in the damn metal. 682 00:39:10,414 --> 00:39:12,482 ( camera shutter clicks ) 683 00:39:14,719 --> 00:39:17,787 ( applause ) 684 00:39:39,477 --> 00:39:43,613 Joe, why, I gotta tell ya. 685 00:39:43,615 --> 00:39:46,649 Any man who can speed up a machine by that much that fast 686 00:39:46,651 --> 00:39:48,985 has got a very bright future in PCs. 687 00:39:48,987 --> 00:39:51,554 Thank you, Dennis. 688 00:39:51,556 --> 00:39:56,092 How does 60,000 units at, say, $900 a pop sound? 689 00:39:56,094 --> 00:39:58,795 It's a start. 690 00:39:58,797 --> 00:40:03,032 Okay... 70,000. 691 00:40:03,034 --> 00:40:05,535 We'll negotiate tomorrow. 692 00:40:15,780 --> 00:40:17,647 ( pops ) 693 00:40:44,542 --> 00:40:47,477 It's warm. Needs ice. 694 00:40:52,817 --> 00:40:55,118 I'll get it. 695 00:40:59,623 --> 00:41:02,025 ( door opens, closes ) 696 00:41:04,662 --> 00:41:07,664 ( voices speaking softly ) 697 00:41:38,062 --> 00:41:40,630 ( computer pings, whirrs ) 698 00:41:48,873 --> 00:41:50,940 Computer voice: Hello, I'm Macintosh. 699 00:41:50,942 --> 00:41:53,543 ( crowd gasping ) 700 00:42:10,995 --> 00:42:14,230 You okay, man? What's the matter? 701 00:42:18,002 --> 00:42:21,104 It speaks. 702 00:42:25,743 --> 00:42:29,312 ( music playing )