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PENZA: Clear!
(DEFIBRILLATOR CHARGING)

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Charging. Clear!

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(MONITOR FLATLINING)

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(SIGHS)

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Okay, I'm calling it.

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Time of death, 8:32.

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(SOMBER SONG PLAYING)

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Hello, Diana. Shall we?

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LV tear's within a zone
of fresh tissue necrosis,

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implicating recent myocardial infarction
as the instigating event.

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Unfortunately, the medical records
show that Dr. Panza

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never suspected heart disease,

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instead, giving steroids for
an erroneous diagnosis of asthma,

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thereby causing the fatal tear.

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I suggest these findings
warrant further investigation

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into Dr. Penza's standard
of care for this patient,

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making this my third such recommendation
regarding Dr. Penza this year.

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Concluding autopsy
with examination of the brain.

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Dr. Treiber?

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I'm cold.

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(TIRES SCREECHING IN DISTANCE)

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(GRUNTING)

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Yes, it's mine.

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And, yes,
I know that I can't drive stick.

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And, no, I don't care
that I parked in a handicap spot.

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"Staring death in the face
has changed my life." What a cliché.

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The cliche is to lead
a more meaningful life.

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I've taken a holy vow
to lead a less meaningful one.

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I've spent my life caring, giving,
and searching for the profound.

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Now it's time for selfishness,
indifference, and embracing the shallow.

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(HORN HONKING CONTINUOUSLY)

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(CHIRPS)

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(HONKING STOPS)

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Your scan's in three days.
Tell me this isn't just you killing time

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until you find out if your cancer's
gonna kill it for you?

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I just paid $75,000
for a ridiculously impractical car,

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the depth of shallowness.

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And tomorrow, I'm driving it
to Cleveland to meet my boyhood crush.

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The years have not been kind
to David Cassidy.

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Julie Christie, Doctor Zhivago,
Shampoo. I was precocious.

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She's opening some kind of charity
animal clinic, or something.

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I'm neglecting my patients to fulfill
a silly fantasy. (ELEVATOR DINGS)

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Textbook selfishness and indifference.

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Or you've made sure that your patients
are well covered, the car is a rental,

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and while waiting
to get JulieChristie's autograph,

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you'll adopt a puppy-

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I don't even care whether
you believe me or not.

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Indifference.

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He tried to cut open his own skull.
Head CT and tox screen were clean.

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Interesting. Cotard delusion.
Also known as Walking Corpse Syndrome.

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A disconnect in the amygdala
convinces you that you're secretly dead.

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Case solved, rendering it...
What's the past tense of "interesting"?

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No prior history of mental illness,

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and before you say it was caused by
antivirals, I've already ruled that out.

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Plus Cotard's doesn't explain
the paresthesia in his hand.

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Also, Treiber won't let
any other doctor near him.

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He trusts your work.

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Treiber's the patient?

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(COFFEE MACHINE WHIRRING)

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What's the future tense
of "interesting"?

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CHI: How's Wilson doing?

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Wilson's scan is at the end of the week.
If his kickass chemo shrunk the tumor

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to an operable size, he'll live.
If it didn't, he'll die.

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That must be very hard.
ls there anything we can do?

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Other than the prayer circle,
what is there?

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Patient's AST is high. Psychosis
could be brought on by liver failure.

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Maybe Hep C?

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Bilirubin and serum protein levels
were normal.

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It doesn't explain the tingly hand
or why Chase hates him.

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- I don't hate him, he hates me.
- He hates all doctors. And it's mutual.

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He only hates the ones that screw up.
And you.

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And they only hate Treiber
because he finds their mistakes.

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Mistakes are a wee bit easier to find
on a dead patient.

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A distinction he fails to recognize.
He's a rat.

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Who makes the hospital a safer place

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by keeping doctors accountable
and focused.

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What if he got something
from a cadaver?

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He handles a lot of them.
You suggesting we DDx them all?

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No, just his last one.
She had bad knees.

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If she used dimethyl sulfoxide
for joint pain,

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current from the defibrillator could've
converted it to dimethyl sulfate.

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When Treiber cut into her,
her blood released toxic fumes.

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Everyone in the basement
would be sick.

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Well, gas would've dissipated quickly.

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His lungs are fine.
Blood clots make more sense.

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One in his hand
explains the paresthesia,

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one in his carotid explains
the psychotic episode.

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You two look for toxic exposure.

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Adams, you can help Chase ultrasound
his evil nemesis for evil clots.

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I know House doesn't like
seeing his patients,

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but doesn't a fellow doctor
rate an exception?

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Psychosis appears to be intermittent.

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Just snapped out of it
long enough to ask

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if House actually ordered this test.

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Don't worry, we're simply carrying out
his direct orders.

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Right, I forgot.
That's what you were hired to do.

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Which is fine.
His diagnostic error metric is .17,

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compared to the hospital average of .32.

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You actually think you can quantify
the value of every doctor?

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Someone should. And since I'm
the only one who sees everything...

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Right. You were hired to diagnose people
after they're already dead.

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No sign of stenosis or clots.

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Every doctor, every diagnosis,
every treatment, every result.

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- It's pretty impressive.
- It's pretty Orwellian.

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- All written in his secret code.
- He has to keep it confidential.

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Just like the Wannsee Conference?

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The Big Brother metaphor
wasn't pointed enough for you?

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You had to throw in Hitler?

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A couple years ago,
he noticed a link in child deaths,

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and it's completely changed
hospital policies on...

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I get it, Treiber is nerd king.

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The more people we kill,
the more lives he saves.

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Test is negative for dimethyl sulfate.
Her blood is not toxic.

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Then we should look for toxic exposures
from something else.

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You really think the hospital is idiotic
enough to issue toxic supplies?

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Have you seen his tools?

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Treiber doesn't always
use "hospital issue."

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Then he's the idiot?

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No, but I don't want to explain
that assumption to House.

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- Found something.
- Found something.

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(DOOR OPENS)

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Thought we'd make it a road trip.
'80s music, junk food, beer.

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I have a dental appointment.
That I'm going to make now.

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Ah... I'll let you drive.

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Not worth listening to you whine about
your feelings and fears for three days.

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It's not gonna happen. I've taken a vow.

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People don't change. You're a person.
Ergo, pass.

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Yes, that's why I brought this.
2000s of propofol.

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You can accompany me willingly,
or I will, when you least expect it,

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inject the contents of this vial
into your bloodstream.

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The fall might result in a concussion,
or fractures, or you might get lucky,

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and simply wake up somewhere
near Allentown with a nasty headache.

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The choice is yours, and in case
you've forgotten, I am indifferent.

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We leave tomorrow morning at 8:00 a.m.

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- No clots.
- No gas.

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But we found enough of this
to reanimate the entire morgue.

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- He's jacked on caffeine.
- HOUSE: Stimulant psychosis.

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How many times
do I have to solve this case?

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So all we have to do is hydrate
and observe him for 24 hours?

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Why don't you tell him it was your idea?
He might warm up to you.

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If you get an ear in the mail,
it's probably mine.

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(GROANING)
My abdomen! It's my abdomen!

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It's just the effects of withdrawal.
The pain is normal.

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No. No, this isn't right.

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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Abdominal pain and distension means
we were wrong about stimulant psychosis.

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They could be coexistent problems.
He might just have an obstruction.

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You know what House says
about coincidences.

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I didn't feel any masses when I
examined him, and no bowel sounds.

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- Where's House?
- He hasn't come in yet.

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00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:11,317
And neither has Wilson.
I've already tried him three times.

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Here we go again.

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00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:17,115
Diabetes could cause nerve damage
in his hand and gut, and...

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CHI: Except his glucose levels
are normal

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and he probably would've mentioned
he was a diabetic.

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00:11:21,869 --> 00:11:24,455
What about ulcerative colitis?
Earlier attacks caused thrombosis...

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We already looked for clots,
and there was no blood in his stool.

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00:11:32,547 --> 00:11:34,340
Try him again.

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(DIALING)

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00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,306
(CELL PHONE RINGING)

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00:11:51,316 --> 00:11:53,318
(RINGING CONTINUES)

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(SIGHS)

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And Wilson's.

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Wherever they are,
they don't want to be disturbed.

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00:12:06,331 --> 00:12:06,371
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

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00:12:06,372 --> 00:12:08,916
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON RADIO)

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00:12:14,339 --> 00:12:20,553
If we take 78, we can do the Sweet
Treats & Salty Eats Snack Food Trail.

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00:12:20,678 --> 00:12:22,305
My trip, my itinerary.

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00:12:22,430 --> 00:12:26,225
We have to cover 300 miles today
to be there with plenty of time

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to catch Julie by 4:00 tomorrow.

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And that thing I said about
letting you drive? I lied.

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(GEAR WHIRRING)

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What?

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I'm impressed.

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Not by that, but by your real effort
to maintain the fagade.

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It's been almost an hour
and there's been no mention

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of the elephant in the car.

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Well, I declined the elephant option.

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Uh-huh.

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In three days, you're gonna find out
if you live or die.

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- You don't want to talk about it?
- No, but obviously you do.

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00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,971
So we're gonna talk about it,
but because I want to?

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00:13:04,097 --> 00:13:07,433
I am neither talking about it
nor talking about not talking about it.

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00:13:07,558 --> 00:13:12,271
You are hard-wired to talk about it.
It's how you cope, it's who you are.

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00:13:12,397 --> 00:13:16,275
Yeah, well, from now on,
I am not me. I'm...

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00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:19,070
I'm Kyle Calloway.

187
00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:22,198
I thought your porn name
was Rusty Packard.

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00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:26,619
Kyle is roguish, carefree, and shares
no qualities with James Wilson.

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00:13:26,744 --> 00:13:28,996
Can Kyle drive stick?

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00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:31,874
(ENGINE REVVING)

191
00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,467
Treiber won't let us do anything
without House.

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00:13:41,592 --> 00:13:43,970
House just took himself off the case.

193
00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:45,805
You said no bowel sounds
when you examined him.

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00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:47,640
No, like "diminished," or "none at all"?

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- None.
- You think it's an intussusception?

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00:13:49,434 --> 00:13:51,978
If it is, it could mean
cancer's behind everything.

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Let's get a plain film of his abdomen.

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00:13:53,438 --> 00:13:56,441
Treiber will refuse any procedure
that wasn't ordered by House.

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00:13:56,566 --> 00:13:58,317
Only if he knows it wasn't.

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00:13:58,443 --> 00:14:01,696
You want to lie to a guy whose favorite
pastime is getting doctors fired?

201
00:14:01,821 --> 00:14:04,323
We're adults
with advanced medical training,

202
00:14:04,449 --> 00:14:07,493
not children left alone with scissors.
It's one X-ray.

203
00:14:15,251 --> 00:14:19,338
If we had a phone, we could've found
somewhere a little less charming.

204
00:14:19,464 --> 00:14:21,007
If we had a phone,
you'd be making calls,

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00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:23,468
downloading porn
and playing <i>Angry Birds.</i>

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00:14:24,343 --> 00:14:26,512
This trip is about me,
and I like this place.

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00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:30,641
It's not about you not wanting me
to have a phone. You're weak.

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00:14:30,766 --> 00:14:32,351
You knew that you'd backslide

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00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:35,646
and spend your time talking to
teary ex-wives, and your parents.

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00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:38,483
Trying to make them feel better
about you being sick.

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00:14:39,484 --> 00:14:42,487
Bacon burger with fries looks awful.
I'll have that.

212
00:14:44,155 --> 00:14:45,823
I'll have The Big One.

213
00:14:49,035 --> 00:14:50,369
You sure? It's $79.

214
00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:53,915
Unless I finish it in an hour,
in which case, it's free.

215
00:14:55,958 --> 00:14:58,461
- It's an 80 ounce steak.
- I'm hungry.

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00:14:58,586 --> 00:15:00,046
And an iced tea, please.

217
00:15:00,171 --> 00:15:01,506
Big One's up!

218
00:15:07,762 --> 00:15:11,182
- This place doesn't take credit cards.
- My meal is going to be free,

219
00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:15,686
and I'm going to be inducted
into the Wall of Pain.

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00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:22,568
Hello, Kyle.

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- (GROANING) No!
- Belly film was normal.

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00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:28,324
No sign of an intussusception
or any other obstruction.

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00:15:28,449 --> 00:15:30,535
House says it's there?

224
00:15:31,327 --> 00:15:33,329
Sometimes House is wrong.

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00:15:33,913 --> 00:15:35,081
Run my bowel.

226
00:15:35,206 --> 00:15:38,167
That's serious surgery.
General anesthesia, long recovery...

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00:15:38,292 --> 00:15:40,419
We can do a contrast enema
if you need more proof.

228
00:15:40,545 --> 00:15:43,589
I have drawers filled with people
who had clean scans.

229
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,132
I know how easy it is
to miss something

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00:15:45,258 --> 00:15:47,343
unless you use your
own hands and eyes.

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00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,387
- Run my bowel.
- We'll let House know how you feel.

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00:15:49,512 --> 00:15:52,807
How I feel is twisted
in white, hot agony.

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00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:55,810
His orders were to look
for an intussusception.

234
00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:59,021
Until you actually do that,
I refuse any other tests.

235
00:15:59,689 --> 00:16:00,940
Fine.

236
00:16:01,065 --> 00:16:02,900
No, not fine!

237
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:05,361
- We need to talk...
- And I want you to do the surgery.

238
00:16:08,030 --> 00:16:10,908
Statistically, you're the best surgeon
in the hospital.

239
00:16:11,033 --> 00:16:12,618
(TREIBER GROANING)

240
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:16,455
ALL: (CHANTING) Kyle! Kyle!

241
00:16:16,581 --> 00:16:19,625
Come on, you got this!
You got this! Come on!

242
00:16:19,750 --> 00:16:21,002
Twenty five seconds.

243
00:16:21,127 --> 00:16:23,421
You got this!

244
00:16:23,546 --> 00:16:25,756
Come on! Home stretch, Kyle!
Home stretch!

245
00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:27,842
Fifteen seconds!

246
00:16:27,967 --> 00:16:29,802
Kyle! Kyle! Kyle! Kyle!

247
00:16:29,927 --> 00:16:31,262
No, don't chew! Just swallow!

248
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:34,724
- Just muscle it down!
- WAITRESS: Six, five, four...

249
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:38,769
- For the love of God, swallow!
- ...three, two, one!

250
00:16:38,894 --> 00:16:40,146
Time!

251
00:16:42,940 --> 00:16:44,734
(ALL CHEERING)

252
00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:47,695
Yes! Yes!

253
00:16:47,820 --> 00:16:51,157
Yes! Oh, you magnificent bastard.

254
00:16:51,282 --> 00:16:52,408
(GROANS)

255
00:16:52,533 --> 00:16:53,534
WAITRESS: Smile!

256
00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,958
(RETCHING)
(CROWD EXCLAIMS <i>m</i> DISGUST)

257
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:03,753
It still counts, though, right?

258
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:12,762
(GROANING)

259
00:17:12,887 --> 00:17:14,805
No hard feelings, right?

260
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,766
You'll find out when you wake up.

261
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:20,519
If you really think I'm a good doctor,
why do you treat me like an idiot?

262
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:24,565
It's not because you lack talent.
It's because you've wasted it.

263
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,527
Did you know I applied to be a fellow
with House the same year as you?

264
00:17:28,653 --> 00:17:29,654
No.

265
00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:36,285
I quit my other program, relocated,
broke up with my girlfriend.

266
00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,288
Then your father made a call
and, suddenly, you had the spot.

267
00:17:39,413 --> 00:17:40,498
That was almost 10 years ago.

268
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:43,542
Do you know what I could've done
after even three years with House?

269
00:17:43,668 --> 00:17:48,255
Gone to the CDC, WHO, started
a diagnostics department some place

270
00:17:48,381 --> 00:17:50,925
they'd never even heard of such a thing.

271
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:54,553
You've been given everything.

272
00:17:54,679 --> 00:17:58,265
Looks, talent, my future.

273
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,687
Nine years later,

274
00:18:03,729 --> 00:18:05,940
look what you've done with it.

275
00:18:13,531 --> 00:18:16,033
(FLUSHING)
WILSON: Ugh!

276
00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:20,496
Must be nice to be puking
for the old-fashioned reasons.

277
00:18:24,792 --> 00:18:26,043
(GRUNTS)

278
00:18:26,168 --> 00:18:27,712
I'm glad I did it.

279
00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:31,173
You see those people out there
cheering for me? I was a hero.

280
00:18:31,298 --> 00:18:35,428
For one fleeting moment,
for an incredibly stupid reason,

281
00:18:36,429 --> 00:18:38,723
for a bunch of morons
I'll never see again.

282
00:18:42,685 --> 00:18:45,104
God, it felt good.

283
00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:51,902
And now, if you'll excuse me,
I think I've made room for dessert.

284
00:18:54,739 --> 00:18:56,574
(DOOR OPENS)

285
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:09,420
How long do you think
you'll work for House?

286
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,629
As long as he lets me.

287
00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:14,300
When House was in prison,
you worked at Mercy, in plastics, right?

288
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:16,844
Know what I did? Surfed.

289
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:19,346
- For nine months.
- Yes.

290
00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:23,517
And if I didn't have two daughters
and alimony, I might have done the same.

291
00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:26,437
A fellowship's supposed to train you
to stand on your own.

292
00:19:26,562 --> 00:19:27,646
Foreman's dean of the hospital,

293
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:30,191
Cameron's head of emergency medicine
in Chicago.

294
00:19:30,316 --> 00:19:32,151
And Kutner and Amber are dead,

295
00:19:32,276 --> 00:19:35,696
and Thirteen's having sweet
Sapphic sex on some island.

296
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:39,992
- Look at this, in his small intestine.
- Is it an intussusception?

297
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:44,663
No.

298
00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:46,957
Guess Treiber was right.

299
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,421
- He hasn't checked his voice-mail.
- Or his email.

300
00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:56,634
It's been almost 24 hours, shouldn't
we call Foreman, or the police?

301
00:19:56,759 --> 00:19:59,804
- I think this makes him a fugitive.
- We don't have to tell anyone.

302
00:20:00,805 --> 00:20:02,681
Treiber's symptoms started
in his frontal lobe

303
00:20:02,807 --> 00:20:05,476
and moved through his nervous system.
Hands, bowels, muscles.

304
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,978
- Intennittent porphyria.
- He's in the middle of an attack.

305
00:20:08,103 --> 00:20:10,272
The longer we wait to treat with haemin,
the more damage it causes.

306
00:20:10,397 --> 00:20:12,858
The longer we wait to tell him House
isn't running the case,

307
00:20:12,983 --> 00:20:15,694
the more damage that causes. It's fraud.

308
00:20:15,820 --> 00:20:18,614
- It's only an issue if we're wrong.
- It's more than one X-ray,

309
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,242
more than exploratory surgery even.

310
00:20:21,367 --> 00:20:23,744
This is a drug that will damage him
if you're wrong.

311
00:20:23,869 --> 00:20:25,704
Same principle.

312
00:20:29,083 --> 00:20:31,877
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

313
00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:45,683
- I want a threesome.
- Shouldn't we try a twosome first?

314
00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:47,643
- Two women.
- Oh.

315
00:20:47,768 --> 00:20:51,730
I know they're probably overrated, and
I'll probably be gravely disappointed,

316
00:20:51,856 --> 00:20:53,274
but I want one anyway.

317
00:20:53,399 --> 00:20:56,485
- No, you don't.
- Well, Kyle wants one.

318
00:20:57,862 --> 00:21:00,739
Kyle's only one day old.
He doesn't know what he wants.

319
00:21:00,865 --> 00:21:03,033
I don't want to think
about consequences.

320
00:21:03,158 --> 00:21:05,244
I don't want to think about...

321
00:21:06,036 --> 00:21:09,957
I don't want to think about anything,
I just wanna do.

322
00:21:15,880 --> 00:21:19,884
Okay. I need you to do
exactly what I tell you.

323
00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,014
Yeah, yeah.

324
00:21:27,057 --> 00:21:28,142
Pmphyria?

325
00:21:28,267 --> 00:21:29,935
I know the anesthesia
makes it hard to focus,

326
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:32,187
but we need to start you
on haemin right away.

327
00:21:37,234 --> 00:21:41,113
House believes very strongly
this is the right call.

328
00:21:45,034 --> 00:21:46,285
Okay-

329
00:21:56,879 --> 00:22:00,299
- This thing is peeling.
- Well, that is the cost of cowardice.

330
00:22:00,424 --> 00:22:03,802
- Should've gone for the real thing.
- I feel like I'm cheating.

331
00:22:03,928 --> 00:22:06,013
"A", it is only cheating
if you don't have cancer,

332
00:22:06,138 --> 00:22:09,516
and "B", it's Wednesday afternoon.
Pickings are slim.

333
00:22:09,642 --> 00:22:11,352
And more importantly, sober.

334
00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:14,897
The cancer cut is the surest way
to the pity-pooty party.

335
00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,110
One down, one to go.

336
00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:22,863
What? Wait, wait, what?

337
00:22:22,988 --> 00:22:25,866
She said yes? To a threesome?

338
00:22:25,991 --> 00:22:27,368
She's empathetic.

339
00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:30,746
She's a hooker.
Gave me a cancer rate.

340
00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:33,624
No, I have never paid
for sex in my life.

341
00:22:33,749 --> 00:22:36,418
You still haven't. It's my treat.

342
00:22:36,543 --> 00:22:39,046
It's either that, or you find
two very open-minded women

343
00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:41,590
to fall in love with you
in the next hour.

344
00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:50,975
Bartender seems nice.

345
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:53,102
She seems female.

346
00:22:54,728 --> 00:22:56,647
Want something to eat?

347
00:22:56,772 --> 00:22:59,692
My friend is dying of cancer.

348
00:22:59,817 --> 00:23:01,860
Oh, you poor thing.

349
00:23:02,319 --> 00:23:04,780
It took my mother two years ago.

350
00:23:05,614 --> 00:23:08,033
But you can't give up hope.

351
00:23:09,952 --> 00:23:13,914
He's pretty much resigned.
Just wants to go out with a bang.

352
00:23:15,040 --> 00:23:18,335
And another pun,
what time do you get off?

353
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,509
(TREIBER GROANING)

354
00:23:25,634 --> 00:23:27,928
Pleural effusions. It's not porphyria.

355
00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,221
(COUGHING)

356
00:23:29,346 --> 00:23:30,681
We're gonna need to
put in a chest tube.

357
00:23:30,806 --> 00:23:31,765
I want Dr. House.

358
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:34,143
- We'll tell him exactly...
- I wanna talk to him!

359
00:23:34,268 --> 00:23:37,604
I want House! Where is House?

360
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:41,734
Where is he? Where's House?

361
00:23:42,818 --> 00:23:44,361
We don't know.

362
00:24:03,672 --> 00:24:05,966
You didn't have to sleep out here.

363
00:24:07,009 --> 00:24:10,095
- Four's a crowd.
- Apparently they left a long time ago.

364
00:24:10,220 --> 00:24:14,266
So, how was it? Was the amateur
as good as the pro?

365
00:24:15,934 --> 00:24:20,272
It was confusing,
perfunctory, and a bit sad.

366
00:24:20,397 --> 00:24:23,067
- Never mind.
- And exactly what I needed.

367
00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:26,070
Thank you.

368
00:24:28,572 --> 00:24:31,116
You feel like buying me breakfast?

369
00:24:31,241 --> 00:24:33,202
One of them stole my wallet.

370
00:24:37,998 --> 00:24:39,249
FOREMAN: You're lucky
he's not pressing charges.

371
00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:41,585
Porphyria was a legitimate call.

372
00:24:41,710 --> 00:24:43,295
Until the pleural effusions.

373
00:24:43,420 --> 00:24:45,464
We've done everything House
would have if he'd been here.

374
00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:48,133
You lied to a patient.

375
00:24:48,258 --> 00:24:50,969
Treiber's condition
is declining rapidly.

376
00:24:51,095 --> 00:24:52,387
He's agreed to let me
take over the case.

377
00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:54,973
Dr. Chase will have no further contact
with the patient.

378
00:24:55,099 --> 00:24:57,267
- Fine.
- I didn't say you were off the case!

379
00:24:59,686 --> 00:25:00,687
Sit down.

380
00:25:02,439 --> 00:25:03,899
I ordered a cardiac MRI,

381
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:07,778
enlargement of the left ventricle
suggests an infiltrative disease.

382
00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:09,029
It's sarcoidosis.

383
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,990
We could start him on corticosteroids
and do a cardiac biopsy to confirm.

384
00:25:12,116 --> 00:25:14,409
I disagree.
I was wrong about the porphyria,

385
00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:18,288
but I wasn't wrong about the nervous
system. It's a prion disease.

386
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:20,374
That's why his symptoms
have progressed so rapidly.

387
00:25:20,499 --> 00:25:22,084
It's possible he was exposed
and didn't know it.

388
00:25:22,209 --> 00:25:25,087
Brains are often stored and not tested
until weeks after autopsy.

389
00:25:25,212 --> 00:25:27,089
Treiber's too good
to not take the right precautions.

390
00:25:27,214 --> 00:25:29,424
Maybe the problem is
he thinks the same thing.

391
00:25:29,550 --> 00:25:31,885
His job's built on the premise
that doctors make mistakes.

392
00:25:32,010 --> 00:25:33,095
That includes him.

393
00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:35,097
- We should do a brain biopsy.
- In his condition?

394
00:25:35,222 --> 00:25:37,474
Then we biopsy the brains in the morgue.
Find the one that exposed him.

395
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:39,935
- It's a needle in a haystack.
- There's four of us.

396
00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:42,688
Come on, we can at least start him
on amphotericin to halt the progress

397
00:25:42,813 --> 00:25:44,064
while you do your heart biopsy.

398
00:25:44,189 --> 00:25:47,359
No, we can't. Amphotericin
plus the contrast dye for the biopsy

399
00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:51,363
would overwhelm his kidneys.
We have to choose one or the other.

400
00:25:52,489 --> 00:25:54,700
Biopsy his heart.

401
00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:04,585
Wallets go in the minibar freezer.

402
00:26:04,710 --> 00:26:09,882
If there's no minibar, the toilet tank.
I've got exactly $20 left.

403
00:26:10,007 --> 00:26:13,552
I'm sorry, I wasn't familiar
with hooker protocol.

404
00:26:13,677 --> 00:26:14,761
We could use your credit cards.

405
00:26:14,887 --> 00:26:17,723
No, we won't.
I'm still on probation.

406
00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:20,475
Leaving the state without permission
will really P.O. my P.O.

407
00:26:20,601 --> 00:26:22,311
Doesn't matter.

408
00:26:23,312 --> 00:26:27,357
We can't even afford gas to get home.
And we're three hours behind schedule.

409
00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:31,111
We have enough gas to get to Julie.
I don't care about anything else.

410
00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:37,367
What this time?

411
00:26:37,492 --> 00:26:39,912
Just wondering how long this can last.

412
00:26:40,037 --> 00:26:41,788
You're still hoping
that I'm gonna wake up and admit

413
00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:43,874
that Kyle Calloway
is just some lame excuse

414
00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:46,251
to have some naughty thrills,
aren't you?

415
00:26:46,376 --> 00:26:48,503
I'm actually hoping you won't.

416
00:26:48,921 --> 00:26:50,923
<i>L</i> like Kyle.

417
00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:55,677
(SWITCH CLICKS)

418
00:27:23,413 --> 00:27:26,166
(ROCK 'N' ROLL MUSIC
PLAYING ON CAR RADIO)

419
00:27:38,178 --> 00:27:39,721
Oh, come on!

420
00:28:29,855 --> 00:28:31,606
(ENGINE REVVING)

421
00:28:39,698 --> 00:28:41,116
(SHOUTING)

422
00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:45,620
HEB]

423
00:28:48,373 --> 00:28:51,293
(WHOOPING)

424
00:28:57,466 --> 00:28:58,633
Whoa! Whoa!

425
00:29:11,563 --> 00:29:12,647
(PANTING)

426
00:29:17,402 --> 00:29:18,653
(GRUNTING)

427
00:29:26,912 --> 00:29:28,080
House!

428
00:29:31,666 --> 00:29:33,251
You Okay?

429
00:29:33,377 --> 00:29:34,586
My leg still hurts.

430
00:29:42,177 --> 00:29:43,553
Come on!

431
00:29:43,678 --> 00:29:46,390
We got 20 bucks to go 11 miles.

432
00:29:53,688 --> 00:29:55,107
(WHIRRING)

433
00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:02,406
Why aren't you answering your pages?

434
00:30:02,531 --> 00:30:03,865
I'm busy.

435
00:30:03,990 --> 00:30:07,828
The biopsy showed fibrosis
in his cardiac muscle.

436
00:30:07,953 --> 00:30:11,331
- So it's not a prion disease.
- It means Foreman was wrong, too.

437
00:30:11,456 --> 00:30:14,668
He wants everyone to meet
in his office to DDx.

438
00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:17,546
So he can tell us all it's an infection?

439
00:30:17,671 --> 00:30:21,591
Interesting, or maybe you should
consider not being such a baby.

440
00:30:21,716 --> 00:30:24,302
My first instinct
was an exposure from a corpse.

441
00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:26,471
Treiber spends all his time here.

442
00:30:29,224 --> 00:30:32,352
If it's not toxic gas, or prions,

443
00:30:32,477 --> 00:30:34,396
then it has to be something else.
He's not perfect.

444
00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:36,940
Are you trying to cure him
or discredit him?

445
00:30:37,065 --> 00:30:40,402
Treiber can only see me as "Not House",
Foreman, too.

446
00:30:42,237 --> 00:30:44,781
And they're not wrong.

447
00:30:44,906 --> 00:30:47,075
So you're not coming upstairs?

448
00:30:49,494 --> 00:30:54,082
No. And when this case is over,
I'm quitting.

449
00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:04,593
- He's not quitting.
- He already called other hospitals.

450
00:31:04,718 --> 00:31:07,554
- Treiber did get under his skin.
- He'll get over it.

451
00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:09,723
Fibrosis has to be a response
to an infection.

452
00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:12,642
Chase said you'd say that.

453
00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:16,771
We'll test the biopsy samples for
viruses and start him on anti-virals.

454
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:19,649
You're not even going to talk to Chase?

455
00:31:19,774 --> 00:31:23,361
He didn't leave after he got stabbed
in the heart. I think we're okay.

456
00:31:23,487 --> 00:31:26,156
Either you're right,
and your friend is just really upset,

457
00:31:26,281 --> 00:31:29,659
or you're wrong, and he's come at this
calmly and rationally,

458
00:31:29,784 --> 00:31:32,662
and you're about to lose
a good doctor. Either way...

459
00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:57,646
This is Oubliette, Ohio.
Buses don't run here after 1968.

460
00:31:57,771 --> 00:31:59,731
Ina said there's a bus
every 15 minutes.

461
00:31:59,856 --> 00:32:02,275
Ina is living in Alzheimersville.

462
00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:07,489
Been here at least half an hour.

463
00:32:07,614 --> 00:32:09,991
- Where are you going, Ina?
- Naples, Florida.

464
00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:15,080
Ben and I have a beautiful three-bedroom
condo, all on the one floor.

465
00:32:15,205 --> 00:32:17,707
You're waiting for a bus to Naples?

466
00:32:17,832 --> 00:32:21,711
Comes every 15 minutes.
Ben'll be wondering where his dinner is.

467
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:25,549
Cab.

468
00:32:27,092 --> 00:32:29,094
Whoa! Cab!

469
00:32:30,011 --> 00:32:32,847
20 bucks, 11 miles. Come on!

470
00:32:36,601 --> 00:32:38,395
Come on, let's go.

471
00:32:38,520 --> 00:32:41,898
Julie is gonna be at the clinic for
another 45 minutes, we can make this!

472
00:32:45,652 --> 00:32:48,738
She thinks she's in Florida.

473
00:32:48,863 --> 00:32:51,074
(SIGHS) Okay. Bring her with.

474
00:32:51,741 --> 00:32:54,494
- I'm waiting for the bus.
- Bus isn't coming, Ina.

475
00:32:54,619 --> 00:32:57,163
But this cab is going to Naples.

476
00:32:57,289 --> 00:32:59,541
- Ben'll be getting awfully hungry.
- House.

477
00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,543
We'll tell the cabbie to call the cops.

478
00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:04,462
They'll come pick her up.
Take care of her.

479
00:33:07,549 --> 00:33:10,135
Then I'll stay with her until they do.

480
00:33:20,478 --> 00:33:21,771
(CAR DOOR CLOSES)

481
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,070
Goodbye, Kyle.
(SIGHS)

482
00:33:36,494 --> 00:33:39,539
- Bus comes every 15 minutes.
- Oh, shut up.

483
00:33:44,628 --> 00:33:46,588
Find anything?

484
00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:51,217
Not yet.
Running tests for MRSA.

485
00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:57,557
You've got everybody worried
about you quitting.

486
00:33:57,682 --> 00:33:58,975
You here as my boss or my friend?

487
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,728
If I was here as your boss,
you'd be suspended by now.

488
00:34:05,607 --> 00:34:09,569
I've learnt a lot here.
Enough to run my own team.

489
00:34:10,695 --> 00:34:12,656
It's time I moved on.

490
00:34:14,407 --> 00:34:18,578
Unfortunately, that's how I felt
last year, and the year before that.

491
00:34:18,703 --> 00:34:22,499
Maybe there's a reason
you haven't left.

492
00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:28,713
You need structure and support.
Somebody else calling the shots.

493
00:34:35,261 --> 00:34:38,932
You didn't come down here
as my boss or my friend.

494
00:34:39,057 --> 00:34:41,559
You came down as House.

495
00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:44,938
You're trying to insult me
into making a decision?

496
00:34:45,313 --> 00:34:46,731
(CHUCKLES)

497
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:50,485
We've both seen it work.

498
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:54,572
Either you rise to
the challenge and quit,

499
00:34:54,698 --> 00:34:58,076
or you stay as a team member.

500
00:35:02,706 --> 00:35:05,625
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
Dr. Treiber! Dr. Treiber!

501
00:35:05,750 --> 00:35:08,670
He stopped responding
when I was changing his IV bag.

502
00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:12,549
Peter, open your eyes.

503
00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:20,473
Coma.

504
00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:30,358
- Treiber's comatose.
- All brains on deck.

505
00:35:30,483 --> 00:35:32,986
Where should we start?
We think you might be right.

506
00:35:33,111 --> 00:35:34,988
I'm not.

507
00:35:35,113 --> 00:35:36,865
You couldn't have gone
through all of these.

508
00:35:36,990 --> 00:35:38,950
Don't have to.

509
00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:45,248
Treiber's reports are thorough to
a fault, his methods are fastidious.

510
00:35:45,373 --> 00:35:48,710
The answer isn't down here.
Treiber didn't miss anything, we did.

511
00:35:48,835 --> 00:35:51,171
FOREMAN: So what?
Psychosis, abdominal pain,

512
00:35:51,296 --> 00:35:53,089
pleural effusions, enlarged heart, coma.

513
00:35:53,214 --> 00:35:56,259
- CHI: Autoimmune, maybe Goodpasture's.
- Kidneys are fine. Vasculitis?

514
00:35:56,384 --> 00:35:57,594
- No fever.
- TAUB: Lymphoma?

515
00:35:57,719 --> 00:36:02,682
- Would've seen it on the heart biopsy.
- Soap. It's the soap.

516
00:36:19,073 --> 00:36:20,450
(SIGHS)

517
00:36:20,575 --> 00:36:21,576
I blew it.

518
00:36:23,411 --> 00:36:25,997
Oh, God, here it comes.

519
00:36:26,122 --> 00:36:29,083
As always. All I wanted
was some meaningless fun,

520
00:36:29,209 --> 00:36:31,002
and I couldn't even last three days.

521
00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:34,130
Sound asleep! I'm sleep talking.

522
00:36:34,881 --> 00:36:38,009
I had the chance to fulfill
a lifelong dream.

523
00:36:38,134 --> 00:36:41,179
I swear I will jump out of this
moving bus if you don't shut up.

524
00:36:41,304 --> 00:36:45,308
But instead, I sat with a sad, old woman
for an hour and a half

525
00:36:45,433 --> 00:36:48,269
who forgot I existed
three seconds after she left.

526
00:36:48,394 --> 00:36:51,272
And the stupidest thing?

527
00:36:51,397 --> 00:36:54,108
I never even had a crush
on Julie Christie.

528
00:36:58,321 --> 00:37:00,990
In 12th grade, I was madly in love
with Melanie Robbins

529
00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:04,828
who happened to look exactly like
Julie Christie in Doctor Zhivago.

530
00:37:04,953 --> 00:37:07,497
And she really liked me.

531
00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:11,125
We played spades every lunch period
in Mr. Charlton's classroom.

532
00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:13,837
But, of course,
there was this other guy.

533
00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:15,839
A great QUY, Very popular.

534
00:37:15,964 --> 00:37:21,845
He had a car, he had a band,
a moustache...

535
00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:24,180
Kyle Calloway.

536
00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:32,981
I assumed that...

537
00:37:33,106 --> 00:37:36,860
I hoped that we would go
to the senior prom together.

538
00:37:36,985 --> 00:37:39,320
But she asked me for a favor.
She asked...

539
00:37:40,613 --> 00:37:42,490
(LAUGHS)

540
00:37:42,615 --> 00:37:48,204
...if I minded if she went with him.
She asked me if I minded.

541
00:37:49,831 --> 00:37:53,626
(SCOFFS) And I said I didn't.

542
00:37:54,878 --> 00:37:56,838
And that was it.

543
00:37:57,505 --> 00:38:01,384
And I just did it again. I let it go,
like I let everything go.

544
00:38:01,509 --> 00:38:05,346
And here I am, sitting on this bus,
with tickets I bought with my watch,

545
00:38:05,471 --> 00:38:07,849
heading back home,

546
00:38:09,559 --> 00:38:13,271
so a CT scan can decide my fate.

547
00:38:19,736 --> 00:38:22,196
I don't want to go back, House.

548
00:38:25,783 --> 00:38:27,911
I just... (SIGHS)

549
00:38:28,036 --> 00:38:30,663
I just want to keep being Kyle.

550
00:38:37,170 --> 00:38:41,090
Kyle would've ditched that sad,
old woman from the bus stop.

551
00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:45,678
He probably would've ditched me, too.

552
00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,602
I can live without Kyle.

553
00:39:03,196 --> 00:39:04,864
Sno Ball?

554
00:39:16,084 --> 00:39:18,419
Guess this isn't heaven.

555
00:39:18,544 --> 00:39:20,755
CHASE: We found out who screwed up.

556
00:39:21,381 --> 00:39:25,843
You. it was your industrial strength
antibacterial soap.

557
00:39:25,969 --> 00:39:28,930
The additional triclosan
does two things well.

558
00:39:29,055 --> 00:39:32,517
Kills MRSA, and makes
your thyroid look stupid.

559
00:39:32,642 --> 00:39:35,228
It thinks the triclosan is a real
hormone and closes up shop.

560
00:39:35,353 --> 00:39:39,691
Excessive use over time,
combined with excessive use of this,

561
00:39:39,816 --> 00:39:41,234
led to hyperthyroidism,

562
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:43,945
which went undiagnosed
until it presented with psychosis.

563
00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:48,116
When the ER put you on sedatives,
it kicked you into myxedema crisis.

564
00:39:52,078 --> 00:39:54,205
Don't know that I ever
would have thought of that.

565
00:39:54,330 --> 00:39:56,916
House taught us to look for irony.

566
00:39:58,626 --> 00:40:00,378
Hey.

567
00:40:02,213 --> 00:40:04,632
This wasn't House.

568
00:40:07,677 --> 00:40:09,554
(SLOW POP SONG PLAYING)

569
00:40:25,153 --> 00:40:27,196
My locker key.

570
00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:30,533
I'll give you your own team.

571
00:40:31,784 --> 00:40:35,621
Thanks. But it's time
to step out of the shadow.

572
00:40:46,924 --> 00:40:48,885
It's about time.

573
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,659
(DOOR OPENS)

574
00:41:15,536 --> 00:41:16,537
(DOOR CLOSES)

575
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:21,959
Any news?

576
00:41:22,085 --> 00:41:24,003
Not yet.

577
00:41:25,755 --> 00:41:28,091
You come here so I can
talk you out of it?

578
00:41:29,967 --> 00:41:32,220
I came to say thank you.

579
00:41:42,230 --> 00:41:44,273
It's been fun.

580
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:47,110
"Fun"?

581
00:41:47,235 --> 00:41:52,240
Sounded pithier than,
"We've shared a variety of situations".

582
00:41:56,494 --> 00:41:58,454
<i>Let me know about Wilson.</i>

583
00:42:07,255 --> 00:42:08,756
(DOOR CLOSES)

584
00:42:12,426 --> 00:42:14,679
<i>WILSON: Why did you let him go?</i>

585
00:42:16,264 --> 00:42:19,934
Legal loophole, 13th amendment.

586
00:42:20,059 --> 00:42:25,148
Abraham Lincoln may have looked great
in that hat, but his labor policies...

587
00:42:35,366 --> 00:42:37,118
<i>House?</i>