1 00:00:02,733 --> 00:00:07,571 (HEAVY BREATHING) 2 00:00:08,405 --> 00:00:11,617 MOLLY: Keep breathing. Nice and slow. 3 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:15,203 Now, the first couple shots 4 00:00:15,329 --> 00:00:17,623 will show you if the sights are off or the barrel's bent. 5 00:00:17,748 --> 00:00:19,374 Let me make this real easy for you. 6 00:00:19,499 --> 00:00:21,918 The sights are off, and the barrel's bent. 7 00:00:22,127 --> 00:00:23,128 (CHUCKLES AWKWARDLY) 8 00:00:25,797 --> 00:00:28,425 Mmm... You're off to the left about an inch. 9 00:00:28,550 --> 00:00:32,220 That's it. Shoot around the star, not at it. 10 00:00:34,848 --> 00:00:37,017 - Yes! - Yes! You did it! 11 00:00:37,726 --> 00:00:39,353 I didn't. 12 00:00:39,478 --> 00:00:42,522 You just won your girlfriend a teddy bear. 13 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:45,817 Cool. Which one do you think she'd like best? 14 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:53,700 And then Thursday night, this physicist is giving a lecture in Brooklyn. 15 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:56,912 It's about time travel and the grandfather paradox. 16 00:00:57,037 --> 00:00:59,373 - I don't know if you're busy... - Okay, Henry. Henry. 17 00:00:59,623 --> 00:01:00,624 Um... 18 00:01:01,667 --> 00:01:04,169 - Can we talk for a second? - Yeah. 19 00:01:04,294 --> 00:01:07,130 I'm really happy that we've been hanging out so much. 20 00:01:07,339 --> 00:01:09,132 Yeah, I like you, too. 21 00:01:09,841 --> 00:01:11,843 Can you put down the bear? 22 00:01:15,847 --> 00:01:17,224 Her")!- 23 00:01:19,518 --> 00:01:20,686 What? 24 00:01:22,938 --> 00:01:23,939 (SIGHS) 25 00:01:24,856 --> 00:01:25,857 I can't. 26 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:28,235 I know. 27 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:30,112 You have a girlfriend. 28 00:01:30,320 --> 00:01:35,075 It's just she never seems to want to do anything with you. 29 00:01:36,952 --> 00:01:38,537 Are you crying? 30 00:01:39,287 --> 00:01:42,165 Ne, I have allergies. I must just be, like, tearing up. 31 00:01:42,290 --> 00:01:44,668 Henry, I think that's blood. 32 00:01:45,127 --> 00:01:47,045 What? I... 33 00:02:24,708 --> 00:02:30,130 Thirty-five year old male cries blood, and he's not Vampire Bill. Go. 34 00:02:30,922 --> 00:02:32,966 - Should we ask? - Nope. 35 00:02:34,551 --> 00:02:35,594 What, her? 36 00:02:35,927 --> 00:02:40,974 Yeah. My favorite companion is retiring from companning. 37 00:02:41,600 --> 00:02:43,810 So I'm interviewing her replacements. 38 00:02:43,935 --> 00:02:47,355 Thank you, Butter Scotch. 39 00:02:47,481 --> 00:02:48,815 Is that a family name? 40 00:02:48,940 --> 00:02:51,359 How long are you gonna be using the office for sex games? 41 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,236 Just so I can plan my day. 42 00:02:53,361 --> 00:02:56,198 Sex? At work? I'm not a savage. 43 00:02:59,951 --> 00:03:01,953 - I asked for a cappuccino. - That's what this is. 44 00:03:02,204 --> 00:03:07,375 No, cappuccino's got a nice, stiff foam on it. This is wetter than... Oh... 45 00:03:08,335 --> 00:03:09,836 Almost slipped there. 46 00:03:09,961 --> 00:03:13,590 Well, thank you, Ms. Scotch, but poor foaming's a deal breaker. 47 00:03:13,715 --> 00:03:15,842 Could you ask the next candidate to come in? 48 00:03:15,967 --> 00:03:20,013 Initial exam showed no sign of trauma or subconjunctival hemorrhage. 49 00:03:20,138 --> 00:03:21,556 Lymphocytosis? 50 00:03:21,681 --> 00:03:24,226 ALC's in the normal range, but it's in the high end of normal. 51 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:26,603 Please take a seat, Fawn. 52 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:29,981 And tell me what's your favorite Woody Allen movie? 53 00:03:33,610 --> 00:03:34,653 Annie Hall. 54 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:36,863 You're interviewing hookers but not going to talk to them about sex? 55 00:03:36,988 --> 00:03:39,324 Sex is a given. They're hookers. 56 00:03:39,449 --> 00:03:41,243 Defend your choice. 57 00:03:41,368 --> 00:03:42,869 It's the most popular. 58 00:03:42,994 --> 00:03:45,080 Oh, so close. 59 00:03:45,205 --> 00:03:48,124 We would have accepted "Diane Keaton looks great in suits." 60 00:03:48,667 --> 00:03:50,919 Or, "it's a trenchant commentary on today's mores." 61 00:03:51,044 --> 00:03:54,548 Or, "I needed the eggs." Thanks for your interest. 62 00:03:55,215 --> 00:03:57,133 To get the gig, a call girl... 63 00:03:57,467 --> 00:03:59,094 Sorry, "call woman" 64 00:03:59,219 --> 00:04:03,014 needs a combination of skills that I find useful/entertaining 65 00:04:03,139 --> 00:04:06,184 for the remaining 57 minutes of the hour I pay for. 66 00:04:06,309 --> 00:04:10,188 Lymphocytosis works. Maybe we should take another look at the blood. 67 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:12,899 Could also be cavernous sinus thrombosis. 68 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:14,693 Clot builds up pressure at the base of the brain. 69 00:04:14,818 --> 00:04:17,904 Re-run the patient's blood panel and get a CT venogram of his head. 70 00:04:18,029 --> 00:04:20,323 See which one of you is right. 71 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,327 How are you with small appliance repair? 72 00:04:25,370 --> 00:04:28,790 MOLLY: This cavernous sinus thing, is it dangerous? 73 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:32,961 CHASE: If Henry's got it, we can treat with a combo of drugs and surgery. 74 00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:35,714 The success rate is over 70%. 75 00:04:35,922 --> 00:04:39,301 - Do you want me to call Amy again? - No, it's fine. 76 00:04:40,051 --> 00:04:42,095 Amy's his girlfriend. 77 00:04:42,721 --> 00:04:46,016 I'm the neighbor. I did leave a message at their number. 78 00:04:46,141 --> 00:04:49,895 Do you want to try her cell? You'll be here for a few more hours at least. 79 00:04:50,020 --> 00:04:52,063 She doesn't have one. She worries about radiation. 80 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,024 MOLLY: I could stop by on my way home. 81 00:04:54,149 --> 00:04:55,859 She knows who I am, right? 82 00:04:55,984 --> 00:04:58,403 HENRY: You don't need to, but thanks. 83 00:05:00,155 --> 00:05:01,781 - Good luck. - Okay. 84 00:05:05,952 --> 00:05:08,204 Have you ever paid for sex? 85 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:12,042 Every guy who's ever seen a Merchant Ivory movie has paid for sex. 86 00:05:12,792 --> 00:05:17,964 No. It just seems too demeaning to women. 87 00:05:18,089 --> 00:05:22,052 Given the things you've done to women, that seems arbitrary. 88 00:05:22,552 --> 00:05:25,972 - You're Chi Park, right? - Who's asking? 89 00:05:26,097 --> 00:05:28,808 - You called about my guitar flyer. - You're Micah. 90 00:05:29,100 --> 00:05:34,105 This guy's selling a 1974 Gibson SG Standard in tobacco for $1,250. 91 00:05:34,230 --> 00:05:38,109 Yeah, actually, I came in to tell you I already sold it. Sorry. 92 00:05:38,234 --> 00:05:40,820 Oh, uh... Thanks anyway. 93 00:05:47,202 --> 00:05:49,663 Blood panel results seem pretty much the same as before. 94 00:05:49,788 --> 00:05:51,331 And that guy likes you. 95 00:05:51,456 --> 00:05:54,918 Maybe we should check for diabetes. Could weaken conjunctival vessels. 96 00:05:55,043 --> 00:05:56,002 And shut up. 97 00:05:56,127 --> 00:05:58,672 If I'm wrong, then why is he coming back? 98 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:04,302 My band is rehearsing tomorrow night. You should come by and jam with us. 99 00:06:04,427 --> 00:06:08,515 That sounds fun. I'll think about it. 100 00:06:08,640 --> 00:06:10,141 Great. Call me. 101 00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:15,063 Park has a boyfriend. 102 00:06:15,188 --> 00:06:17,148 I'll break your face. 103 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:26,783 This is the talent portion of the interview. 104 00:06:26,908 --> 00:06:28,034 Okay- 105 00:06:28,159 --> 00:06:30,954 You like cards, but you can juggle. 106 00:06:31,079 --> 00:06:33,039 I fail to see how this would be a benefit to you. 107 00:06:33,164 --> 00:06:35,041 What if I'm busy? 108 00:06:35,166 --> 00:06:37,669 - You got anything else? - Sure. 109 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:45,260 CT showed no clots or malformations. 110 00:06:45,468 --> 00:06:48,054 Park and Taub ruled out lymphocytosis and diabetes. 111 00:06:48,179 --> 00:06:50,515 Well, since you have nothing of relevance to report, 112 00:06:50,807 --> 00:06:54,436 I assume that you're here to toss your panties in the ring. 113 00:06:54,644 --> 00:06:57,397 Patient's got a mysterious girlfriend he really wants to see. 114 00:06:57,522 --> 00:07:00,150 She's unreachable by phone, and the neighbor's never even seen her. 115 00:07:00,275 --> 00:07:03,194 - What do you think? - He's gay. 116 00:07:04,904 --> 00:07:10,076 I think he's a junkie. The girlfriend is a fix. If the guy's inhaling glue... 117 00:07:10,201 --> 00:07:11,286 Can you repair a blender? 118 00:07:11,411 --> 00:07:12,662 Can you bite me? 119 00:07:13,204 --> 00:07:15,707 Go search the patient's home. 120 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:22,881 Well, thank you, ladies. I've seen a lot of very talented candidates. 121 00:07:23,006 --> 00:07:25,008 Got a tough decision in the next few days. 122 00:07:26,217 --> 00:07:28,136 This is the part I hate. 123 00:07:43,234 --> 00:07:46,696 Well, it's not exactly a crack den. 124 00:07:46,821 --> 00:07:50,241 Doesn't exactly look like a woman lives here either. 125 00:07:51,493 --> 00:07:53,828 "To Amy. I love you." 126 00:07:55,246 --> 00:08:01,127 Okay, she exists. Doesn't mean he's not a drug addict. 127 00:08:01,252 --> 00:08:02,796 It's good you're playing it cool with House. 128 00:08:02,921 --> 00:08:04,130 Once he gets a rise out of someone... 129 00:08:04,255 --> 00:08:07,217 I'm not crazy about the whole hooker thing, but I get it. 130 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:10,929 Other than the fact that it's exploitative and dangerous for women, 131 00:08:11,262 --> 00:08:14,140 you get what you need without any of the emotional baggage. 132 00:08:14,265 --> 00:08:15,975 You're not seeing anyone, I take it? 133 00:08:16,101 --> 00:08:19,979 I've been volunteering at the Trenton Free Clinic. Keeps me busy. 134 00:08:20,271 --> 00:08:23,316 You volunteer every night and every weekend? 135 00:08:23,441 --> 00:08:24,651 No time to grab dinner? 136 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:27,987 What's more important? Making small talk over ravioli 137 00:08:28,113 --> 00:08:30,156 or helping people who are less fortunate? 138 00:08:30,281 --> 00:08:32,534 By that rationale, none of us should ever eat again. 139 00:08:32,659 --> 00:08:35,995 Well, let's just say I'm not hungry right now. 140 00:08:38,164 --> 00:08:39,290 Oh, God. 141 00:08:40,667 --> 00:08:43,169 I don't think she's breathing. 142 00:08:43,294 --> 00:08:45,088 You think she OD' d'? 143 00:08:45,797 --> 00:08:48,133 That or he killed her. Pulse? 144 00:08:52,303 --> 00:08:53,888 - No. - I'll call the coroner. 145 00:08:54,013 --> 00:08:56,474 I don't think that's going to be necessary. 146 00:08:59,686 --> 00:09:01,980 This one works in financial district. 147 00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:05,191 She can get tips. Give you leg up in market. 148 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,110 What is Fudgey Gonzalez? 149 00:09:07,735 --> 00:09:12,782 Ah. Imagine a Vanilla Gonzalez from the other side. 150 00:09:13,324 --> 00:09:15,034 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 151 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:22,876 I'm about to make a decision, 152 00:09:23,001 --> 00:09:25,253 but there's still time for you to sneak under the wire. 153 00:09:25,378 --> 00:09:27,839 My favorite Woody Allen movie is Melinda and Melinda. 154 00:09:28,756 --> 00:09:33,052 Our patient is not a junkie, but he does have a girlfriend. 155 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:43,021 HENRY: I call her my girlfriend, because people understand that. 156 00:09:43,146 --> 00:09:45,398 If I explained it, they'd just think I was a weirdo. 157 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:48,193 We're not here to judge anyone's fetish. 158 00:09:48,401 --> 00:09:50,278 I'm not a pervert. 159 00:09:50,403 --> 00:09:53,364 It's not like I'm more attracted to dolls than humans. 160 00:09:53,489 --> 00:09:56,117 So you don't have sex with her? 161 00:09:57,327 --> 00:09:58,995 It's not just about that. 162 00:09:59,204 --> 00:10:01,497 Does the doll talk to you? 163 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:05,376 I know she's not a real person. 164 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,378 In a lot of ways, she's better than a person. 165 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:12,383 I can tell her things, and she won't argue with me or make fun of me. 166 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:15,637 I come home every night, and I know she'll be there waiting. 167 00:10:15,762 --> 00:10:17,513 So is your toaster. 168 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:23,686 No one in the world has an emotional attachment to a toaster. 169 00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:28,233 But a lot of people are willing to spend $7,000 on women like Amy. 170 00:10:29,234 --> 00:10:31,319 Have you ever tried an actual... 171 00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:34,614 Yeah, I'm 35. I've been in relationships. 172 00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:37,033 None of them fulfilled me. 173 00:10:37,158 --> 00:10:40,370 And one day, I saw this website, and... 174 00:10:41,037 --> 00:10:44,540 Maybe the perfect woman is out there somewhere, 175 00:10:44,666 --> 00:10:48,670 but it's not worth going through what it would take to find her. 176 00:10:50,546 --> 00:10:52,048 Amy makes me happy. 177 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:57,178 - CHASE: You're sweating. - It's sort of hot in here. 178 00:10:57,595 --> 00:10:59,430 Not that hot. 179 00:11:01,307 --> 00:11:04,435 Bleeding plus two new symptoms, fever and neurological. 180 00:11:04,560 --> 00:11:08,439 CHASE: I'm not sure about that last one. I think he's just weird. 181 00:11:08,564 --> 00:11:11,401 He wasn't hallucinating. He didn't have a thought disorder. 182 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:13,152 You don't think it's disordered to talk to... 183 00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:16,489 It's not all that different from talking to your cat or a teddy bear. 184 00:11:16,614 --> 00:11:19,867 You don't have sex with your cat or teddy bear. 185 00:11:20,118 --> 00:11:23,413 If you did, you'd probably talk to them more. 186 00:11:23,871 --> 00:11:27,709 Guy loves an imaginary being who's never going to respond to him. 187 00:11:27,834 --> 00:11:30,962 He's no crazier than millions of churchgoers. 188 00:11:31,087 --> 00:11:34,465 You think anything off about any patient is a symptom. 189 00:11:34,590 --> 00:11:38,970 This guy buys flowers, real flowers, for a piece of plastic in a dress. 190 00:11:39,095 --> 00:11:41,306 You know what's really crazy? 191 00:11:41,431 --> 00:11:46,060 Living with a human being. Someone with opinions and feelings 192 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:48,604 who gets mad just because you wanna take salsa classes with them 193 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:49,897 one night a week. 194 00:11:50,606 --> 00:11:51,733 One night. 195 00:11:51,858 --> 00:11:53,401 He's just running away. 196 00:11:53,526 --> 00:11:55,945 He hangs out with a doll. He never needs to fear rejection. 197 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:56,904 It's sad. 198 00:11:57,030 --> 00:11:58,698 HOUSE: You do understand the irony here. 199 00:11:58,823 --> 00:12:00,825 Every person in this room has a sex doll. 200 00:12:01,284 --> 00:12:03,494 At least the patient has the stones to be honest about it. 201 00:12:03,619 --> 00:12:05,496 Ooh! A metaphor. 202 00:12:05,621 --> 00:12:08,499 What you didn't foresee is that I actually do have a sex doll. 203 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:12,003 Your doll is your kids. Yours is your parents. Yours is your charity. 204 00:12:12,128 --> 00:12:14,672 They're all excuses for not being in a relationship. 205 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,258 He's not wrong. And you... 206 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,510 I have meaningless sex with random strangers. 207 00:12:19,635 --> 00:12:21,512 Thanks for the insight, but I stopped that months ago. 208 00:12:21,637 --> 00:12:24,640 - I actually had a relationship. - With a patient. 209 00:12:24,974 --> 00:12:27,435 You just date whoever happens to cross your path. 210 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,812 My dating is getting in the way of my dating? 211 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,522 HOUSE: You don't go looking for the right person. 212 00:12:31,647 --> 00:12:32,982 You just shack up with whoever's in the room. 213 00:12:33,107 --> 00:12:36,652 And then you get surprised and/or divorced when it doesn't work out. 214 00:12:36,944 --> 00:12:39,655 I'm surprised you haven't asked Adams out yet. 215 00:12:39,906 --> 00:12:40,907 (CLEARS THROAT) 216 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:42,617 Uh... 217 00:12:42,742 --> 00:12:44,911 For your information, I've got a date tonight. 218 00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:46,788 I'll be jamming with a cute guy and his band. 219 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,039 - You'll bail. - TAUB: He's right. 220 00:12:48,164 --> 00:12:50,792 The obvious solution is for me to hand my kids over to your parents. 221 00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,543 Can we stop trying to argue the premise 222 00:12:52,668 --> 00:12:55,797 and move on to figuring out why it is you're all social morons? 223 00:12:55,922 --> 00:12:57,882 You do understand the irony here. 224 00:12:58,007 --> 00:13:00,510 You're mocking us for avoiding relationships, 225 00:13:00,635 --> 00:13:02,553 but you can't handle losing your doll. 226 00:13:02,678 --> 00:13:07,058 You're spending all this time and energy interviewing for a new one. 227 00:13:08,976 --> 00:13:11,437 You're right. That is stupid. 228 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:15,274 What about the patient? 229 00:13:17,026 --> 00:13:18,611 Dude's banging a sex doll, 230 00:13:18,736 --> 00:13:22,365 a festering cesspool of bodily fluids and associated bacteria. 231 00:13:22,490 --> 00:13:24,534 Swab her out and find out which one. 232 00:13:27,203 --> 00:13:28,621 I need you. 233 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:33,376 Please don't quit. You're the only hooker I know who can tune a piano. 234 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:36,796 If it's about the money, then I can up you to three nights a week. 235 00:13:37,880 --> 00:13:39,715 I'm getting married, House. 236 00:13:41,884 --> 00:13:45,513 His name's Harris. He's a certified accountant. 237 00:13:45,638 --> 00:13:49,392 He loves schlocky horror movies, and he just moved in. 238 00:13:49,642 --> 00:13:50,726 We're very happy- 239 00:13:53,729 --> 00:13:55,565 Well, you're happy. Yeah, you're haPPY, 240 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:58,109 because he doesn't know about your employment history. 241 00:13:58,234 --> 00:13:59,485 He knows. 242 00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:02,321 We've talked about it, and he accepts me for who I am. 243 00:14:02,447 --> 00:14:03,990 No. He's... 244 00:14:05,533 --> 00:14:09,537 If he accepted who you were, he would not be making you give up your career. 245 00:14:09,662 --> 00:14:13,207 Women need their own identities, their own livelihoods. 246 00:14:13,332 --> 00:14:16,836 Otherwise, why was I smoking all those Virginia Slims? 247 00:14:17,795 --> 00:14:19,922 I know this is weird for you. 248 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,842 But you need to figure out a way to be okay with it. 249 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,596 I'll miss you, too. 250 00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,665 I feel like the stirrups are overkill. 251 00:14:54,790 --> 00:14:56,375 I've never done a pelvic on a doll before. 252 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,795 I'm unfamiliar with the protocol. 253 00:15:01,214 --> 00:15:03,883 I'm pretty skeeved out right now. I'm not gonna lie. 254 00:15:04,008 --> 00:15:06,385 - What House said back there... - House says a lot of things. 255 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:08,471 I don't just date whoever shows up. 256 00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:13,309 I mean, I did meet women in the hospital, but they weren't just flings. 257 00:15:13,434 --> 00:15:15,770 Basically, you're explaining why you're not gonna ask me out. 258 00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:18,231 That's not what I was... 259 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,026 Did you want me to ask you out? 260 00:15:22,151 --> 00:15:26,989 Yeah. I told Park to tell Taub to tell House to pass you that note. 261 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,535 It's completely clean in there. 262 00:15:30,660 --> 00:15:33,120 He said he had just bathed her. 263 00:15:35,831 --> 00:15:41,254 Adams, there's a swelling beneath the skin, a three-inch mass. 264 00:15:43,923 --> 00:15:47,843 Is it part of the doll's skeleton? 265 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:50,054 It feels like a tumor. 266 00:16:01,232 --> 00:16:04,068 CHASE: CT showed an air-filled mass in the doll's abdomen. 267 00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:06,070 JESSICA: It's probably just a chemical reaction. 268 00:16:06,195 --> 00:16:08,739 Henry left her too close to a heating pipe or something. 269 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:10,491 This guy brushes her hair every morning, 270 00:16:10,616 --> 00:16:12,743 brings home movies for them to watch together. 271 00:16:12,868 --> 00:16:15,496 You think he tosses her in a broom closet at the end of each day? 272 00:16:15,621 --> 00:16:18,916 More likely than it getting stomach cancer. 273 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,751 How about clostridium? 274 00:16:20,876 --> 00:16:24,171 Bacteria got trapped in an airtight cavity, produced gas. 275 00:16:24,297 --> 00:16:26,173 Doesn't explain the neurological issue. 276 00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:30,261 We can explain that the same way we explain the tooth fairy. 277 00:16:31,762 --> 00:16:32,763 Oh... 278 00:16:32,888 --> 00:16:34,682 I get to play Solomon. 279 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,559 Cut the doll open. 280 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:39,478 We can't just destroy the patient's property. That thing cost seven grand. 281 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:41,814 Exactly. Ask him for consent. 282 00:16:42,106 --> 00:16:44,525 If he says yes, then we get to go hunting bacteria. 283 00:16:44,650 --> 00:16:45,985 If he says no, there's no need, 284 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:48,779 'cause he's crazy, and we need a different theory. 285 00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,449 See you. Gotta go build a temple. 286 00:16:55,453 --> 00:16:56,495 Okay- 287 00:16:57,246 --> 00:16:58,831 You're sure? 288 00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:00,666 It won't be able to heal when we're done. 289 00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,794 But you think she could tell you what's wrong with me. 290 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:04,962 Yes. 291 00:17:08,924 --> 00:17:10,092 Okay- 292 00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:22,813 Should we take her to the procedure room? 293 00:17:22,938 --> 00:17:26,275 It's not a "her," which means we can do this anywhere. 294 00:17:32,531 --> 00:17:33,949 CHASE: Adams. 295 00:17:34,200 --> 00:17:37,411 You can know something's not real and still love it. 296 00:17:45,920 --> 00:17:49,173 I think the procedure room might be better for this. 297 00:17:57,598 --> 00:17:59,975 You are a horrible person. 298 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:05,690 All I need is to break up one marriage. You've broken up three of your own. 299 00:18:05,815 --> 00:18:09,276 You're like the Stephen Hawking of killing relationships. 300 00:18:09,402 --> 00:18:11,737 Actually, no, Stephen Hawking is the Stephen Hawking of... 301 00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:13,989 Okay, I have work to do. 302 00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:16,409 Your computer is off. 303 00:18:16,659 --> 00:18:18,703 Sorry, I can't hear you over my stereo. 304 00:18:18,828 --> 00:18:21,872 Why do you assume that marriage is better than hooking? 305 00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,709 We don't know anything about the guy. He could be a serial killer. 306 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,336 Even if that were true, it would still be a tossup. 307 00:18:27,461 --> 00:18:30,214 What kind of guy marries a hooker? 308 00:18:30,339 --> 00:18:32,007 Someone who hires hookers. 309 00:18:32,341 --> 00:18:35,928 And someone who hires hookers is not exactly the monogamous type. 310 00:18:36,053 --> 00:18:39,098 - If we expose him as a cheater... - You're a coward. 311 00:18:39,223 --> 00:18:42,935 Would a coward fight to the end to save a damsel in soon-to-be-proved distress? 312 00:18:43,060 --> 00:18:46,272 Absolutely. If what he's afraid of is other damsels. 313 00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:49,900 Your last relationship failed so miserably, you ended up in jail. 314 00:18:50,025 --> 00:18:51,902 Now you're clinging to this hooker 315 00:18:52,027 --> 00:18:55,906 when there are about three billion other women out there who aren't call girls. 316 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,908 Some of whom are attractive and intelligent. 317 00:18:58,033 --> 00:19:02,246 One of whom is living in your apartment and is married to you. 318 00:19:06,333 --> 00:19:08,043 You're right. 319 00:19:09,086 --> 00:19:10,838 Why am I asking you for help? 320 00:19:17,553 --> 00:19:19,138 You shouldn't sleep with Chase. 321 00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:22,224 Oh, thank God, you got here just in time. 322 00:19:23,058 --> 00:19:24,393 What do you have against him? 323 00:19:24,518 --> 00:19:27,813 Nothing. But House has a way of getting in people's heads. 324 00:19:27,938 --> 00:19:31,525 Just like last week when he was prying into your relationship with Chase? 325 00:19:31,650 --> 00:19:34,320 It was silly then, and it's silly now. 326 00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:36,864 Why was it silly then? 327 00:19:37,072 --> 00:19:39,617 I'm not 5' 9" with curves and flowing hair, 328 00:19:39,742 --> 00:19:43,120 so it's impossible for me to get it on with a good-looking guy? 329 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:45,331 Wow. Do you resent me? 330 00:19:45,956 --> 00:19:48,459 You're the quirky, hard-working sophomore, 331 00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:51,462 and I'm the evil cheerleader who steals boys? 332 00:19:52,004 --> 00:19:53,798 If you're not getting any, it's not my fault. 333 00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,848 Should we get the one with the panda on it or the bird? 334 00:20:02,973 --> 00:20:03,974 (COOS) 335 00:20:04,099 --> 00:20:04,975 Good choice. 336 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:09,104 Pandas eat only bamboo. They know nothing about cereal. 337 00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,820 Your little girl is adorable. 338 00:20:15,945 --> 00:20:18,656 Thanks. She keeps me very busy. 339 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:20,950 You and her mom must be very proud. 340 00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,913 Her mother died in childbirth. 341 00:21:05,911 --> 00:21:06,996 Amy! 342 00:21:08,163 --> 00:21:09,164 How'd it go? 343 00:21:10,165 --> 00:21:11,375 We're growing cultures now, 344 00:21:11,500 --> 00:21:15,045 but she looked clean, and there was no telltale smell. 345 00:21:15,170 --> 00:21:19,300 I'm guessing the lump was just an air bubble that got trapped in the mold. 346 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,051 You bandaged her up. 347 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:25,598 I threw in some stitches, too. Just wanted to make her look her best. 348 00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:27,933 (CHUCKLES) 349 00:21:28,225 --> 00:21:30,728 Do you want me to put her in her chair? (GASPING) 350 00:21:30,853 --> 00:21:32,104 Her")!- 351 00:21:34,607 --> 00:21:36,191 Call a code! 352 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:47,077 Are you looking at the apartment with those or the transit of Mercury? 353 00:21:47,202 --> 00:21:49,622 If night comes, you will be thanking me. 354 00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:51,165 They are seeking heat. 355 00:21:51,290 --> 00:21:54,335 He's an accountant. How late do you think he's gonna party? 356 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:55,878 I brought jar to pee in. 357 00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:57,296 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 358 00:21:58,672 --> 00:21:59,506 Yeah. 359 00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:00,591 JESSICA: We heard crackles in Henry's lungs. 360 00:22:00,758 --> 00:22:02,509 We diuresed him, but he still needs oxygen. 361 00:22:02,885 --> 00:22:06,639 Echo shows normal heart function. Could be high output failure from anemia. 362 00:22:06,764 --> 00:22:08,015 Hematocrit was rock normal. 363 00:22:08,140 --> 00:22:09,183 HOUSE: What is this, mushroom? 364 00:22:09,308 --> 00:22:11,268 DOMINIKA: Say mushroom, charge two dollars. 365 00:22:11,477 --> 00:22:14,188 Say truffle, charge five dollars. 366 00:22:14,313 --> 00:22:17,441 Is that the man who wants to marry hooker? 367 00:22:17,691 --> 00:22:20,319 Probably. But he's not the one we're after. 368 00:22:20,444 --> 00:22:22,738 - Should we ask? - Nope. 369 00:22:22,863 --> 00:22:25,240 Oh! How rude of me not to situate you. 370 00:22:25,950 --> 00:22:27,242 I'm doing Emily a favor. 371 00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:30,788 We're gonna track her fiancé until Dominika can seduce 372 00:22:30,913 --> 00:22:33,832 and expose him as the lying cheater I need him to be. 373 00:22:33,958 --> 00:22:36,126 I'm guessing she didn't ask for this favor. 374 00:22:36,251 --> 00:22:39,672 You know, the noblest gifts are the ones we give anonymously. 375 00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:41,256 Crackles are non-specific. 376 00:22:41,674 --> 00:22:45,010 Hypoxia plus bleeding could indicate DIC or some other... 377 00:22:45,135 --> 00:22:46,553 No neurological symptoms? 378 00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:49,056 I knew your bleeding heart would bring you around. 379 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:51,100 Too bad it's also taking you off the market, 380 00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:52,685 and by market, I mean Chase. 381 00:22:53,936 --> 00:22:58,941 Come on, buck up, Chase. There's always Park. Unless... 382 00:22:59,942 --> 00:23:01,819 - How did band practice go? - Great. 383 00:23:01,944 --> 00:23:03,570 - Does it look like she's lying? - Kind of. 384 00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:08,158 Popo needed a ride to the doctor, and my mother couldn't, so... 385 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,911 You're terrified of dating, 386 00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:14,206 because a previous relationship ended 387 00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:18,460 because your latent rage made you vicious in arguments, or... 388 00:23:18,585 --> 00:23:20,337 TAUB: Or reincarnation. 389 00:23:20,462 --> 00:23:22,923 - In a past life she was Anne Boleyn. - HOUSE". Interesting. 390 00:23:23,132 --> 00:23:26,760 Taub feels confident enough to turn the spotlight on himself. 391 00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:29,555 It's almost as if he wants me to ask... 392 00:23:29,888 --> 00:23:32,099 - What's her name'? - TAUB: Wendy Jacobson. 393 00:23:32,224 --> 00:23:34,059 Thirty three, Brown grad, family therapist. 394 00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:35,352 HOUSE: Nice choice. 395 00:23:35,477 --> 00:23:37,187 Since you've got two families to therapize. 396 00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:40,065 First date, we didn't discuss everything important. 397 00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:42,192 It was just a one-night stand. 398 00:23:42,317 --> 00:23:45,279 You're wrong. I actually like her. 399 00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:47,197 - I'm gonna see her again. - Mazel tov. 400 00:23:47,322 --> 00:23:49,575 Great relationships often start with 401 00:23:49,700 --> 00:23:52,202 snap decisions aimed at proving me wrong. 402 00:23:52,327 --> 00:23:55,456 Air bubble in the doll could mean the silicone is degrading. 403 00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:59,251 - If he inhaled some particles... - Silicone deposition. 404 00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:03,213 That could work. Start him on plasmapheresis. 405 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:07,176 Now, turning to Adams, my theory is tripartite. 406 00:24:07,301 --> 00:24:08,302 (DIAL TONE HUMMING) 407 00:24:09,595 --> 00:24:12,139 Wanna hear my thesis? It's kind of interesting. 408 00:24:13,182 --> 00:24:15,142 No man comes out. 409 00:24:16,226 --> 00:24:21,398 But old naked lady in 3-C is eating a whole block of cheese. 410 00:24:21,523 --> 00:24:25,194 - Will this hurt? - No, might feel a little cold, though. 411 00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:28,363 - Crap. - MOLLY: Hey. 412 00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,658 I only have a second, but I went to that time travel lecture. 413 00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:35,537 Whoa. 414 00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:40,793 That is awesome. 415 00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:43,837 What is it? 416 00:24:45,756 --> 00:24:50,302 It's so... Ugh... Realistic. 417 00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:53,764 And it's all bandaged up. 418 00:24:56,683 --> 00:25:00,104 - Is it one of those CPR things? - No. 419 00:25:00,687 --> 00:25:03,190 We're starting a procedure, a little privacy... 420 00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,859 No, no. It's good that she's here. 421 00:25:07,569 --> 00:25:09,029 HENRY: Molly. 422 00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:11,657 I would like you to meet Amy. 423 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,701 (CHUCKLING) What? 424 00:25:15,410 --> 00:25:17,079 I'm serious. 425 00:25:18,497 --> 00:25:20,874 I know it seems a little strange, 426 00:25:21,416 --> 00:25:23,544 but she means a lot to me. 427 00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:31,093 I gotta get back to work. 428 00:25:31,677 --> 00:25:33,428 You just got here. Sit down. 429 00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:38,225 Yeah, but I said that I only had a second. 430 00:25:41,228 --> 00:25:43,105 Enjoy the handouts. 431 00:26:00,205 --> 00:26:01,206 Whoa. 432 00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:13,468 Listen, I have to admit something. 433 00:26:14,469 --> 00:26:15,637 Okay- 434 00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:22,728 Her mom isn't dead. 435 00:26:23,478 --> 00:26:25,480 We're separated. 436 00:26:28,525 --> 00:26:31,361 You're the first person I've asked out since then. 437 00:26:31,486 --> 00:26:34,698 I'm not used to explaining. I panicked. 438 00:26:35,073 --> 00:26:37,743 Which I regret, because now that I've gotten to know you, 439 00:26:38,493 --> 00:26:40,245 I like you. 440 00:26:42,497 --> 00:26:45,751 It was a really stupid lie. I'm sorry. 441 00:26:48,378 --> 00:26:50,255 Was that a different baby? 442 00:26:53,634 --> 00:26:54,676 No. 443 00:26:56,511 --> 00:26:58,513 That was a different baby. 444 00:27:20,118 --> 00:27:22,120 It's nice having you here. 445 00:27:22,704 --> 00:27:25,874 I wish you could come over and get in bed with me. 446 00:27:31,546 --> 00:27:32,673 Like this? 447 00:27:34,383 --> 00:27:35,425 You're talking. 448 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:36,843 That's not all I can do. 449 00:27:54,111 --> 00:27:57,614 - Amy, there are doctors... - Shh... 450 00:27:57,739 --> 00:27:59,074 I don't know. 451 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:01,410 Just put your hands on me. 452 00:28:18,010 --> 00:28:19,011 It hurts. 453 00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:26,727 (SCREAMING) 454 00:28:28,603 --> 00:28:29,604 Ah! 455 00:28:33,442 --> 00:28:34,443 (SCREAMING) 456 00:28:34,568 --> 00:28:35,610 Pushing lorazepam. 457 00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:39,573 If it wasn't neurological before, it sure is now. 458 00:28:39,698 --> 00:28:41,491 Right upper quadrant's distended. 459 00:28:41,616 --> 00:28:44,328 He's hallucinating because his liver is failing. 460 00:28:49,082 --> 00:28:51,418 TAUB: Elevated transaminases confirm liver failure. 461 00:28:51,543 --> 00:28:53,587 We'll have to put him on the transplant list in a couple of days. 462 00:28:53,712 --> 00:28:55,922 It's clearly not the silicone. Could be vasculitis. 463 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:57,716 Serologies were negative. 464 00:28:59,718 --> 00:29:01,595 Yeah. If you want Adams to hear, 465 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,890 you might wanna not stand so conspicuously far away. 466 00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:06,141 CHASE: I'm making coffee. 467 00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:10,187 And sometimes I date co-workers. Like everyone else on the planet. 468 00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:13,774 Hepatic fibrosis. If it damaged his platelets, it'd explain the bleeding. 469 00:29:13,899 --> 00:29:16,610 Unexpected. I actually thought you might agree with my theory. 470 00:29:16,735 --> 00:29:18,570 Because that would mean nothing's your fault. 471 00:29:18,695 --> 00:29:21,823 You fell into relationships based on proximity. Of course they'd fail. 472 00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:26,495 But I guess I was wrong. You picked perfect women. You just screwed it up. 473 00:29:27,454 --> 00:29:31,625 How about all five of us sleep together and the $7,000 sex doll? 474 00:29:31,750 --> 00:29:33,710 - It'll solve all of our hang-ups. - $7,000? 475 00:29:33,835 --> 00:29:38,590 Adams suggests that we all sleep together, and your issue is high prices. 476 00:29:38,715 --> 00:29:40,092 - Pretty sure she was joking. - HOUSE: Yes. 477 00:29:40,217 --> 00:29:43,387 I'm 99% sure that you're right, but I would never forgive myself... 478 00:29:43,512 --> 00:29:46,473 Those dolls are only $5,000. He must have had it customized somehow. 479 00:29:50,894 --> 00:29:52,896 Oh, like you didn't check the website. 480 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,774 Guess we don't need to ask how your dating life is going. 481 00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:57,192 I was curious. 482 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:59,236 Hepatic fibrosis wouldn't cause difficulty breathing. 483 00:29:59,361 --> 00:30:02,823 It would if liver failure opened pulmonary AV shunts. 484 00:30:02,948 --> 00:30:05,784 Fibrosis fits. Start the patient on steroids. 485 00:30:05,909 --> 00:30:07,828 And find out how he pimped his ride. 486 00:30:08,912 --> 00:30:12,124 - Why? - Because I don't know the answer. 487 00:30:23,885 --> 00:30:24,928 Hey. 488 00:30:25,053 --> 00:30:26,680 - Foosball? - Can't. 489 00:30:26,805 --> 00:30:29,808 - Marriage to destroy. - Okay. 490 00:30:31,560 --> 00:30:35,063 "Okay," as in passive-aggressive reverse psychology? 491 00:30:35,188 --> 00:30:37,357 Or as in depressed resignation? 492 00:30:38,775 --> 00:30:41,528 "Okay," as in I changed my mind. 493 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:42,946 Expand. 494 00:30:43,071 --> 00:30:45,949 It's morally reprehensible and bound to fail, 495 00:30:46,074 --> 00:30:49,161 but in a weird way, it's a step forward, this thing with Emily. 496 00:30:49,286 --> 00:30:51,955 - Contract. - It's real without being real. 497 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:54,708 It's a long term relationship that can't actually hurt you. 498 00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:58,879 It's a stepping stone. It means you want more. 499 00:31:01,381 --> 00:31:04,217 So passive-aggressive reverse psychology. Got it. 500 00:31:11,308 --> 00:31:13,727 HOUSE: Try not to come on too strong, okay. 501 00:31:13,852 --> 00:31:15,770 Just get to know him a little. Ease into it. 502 00:31:15,896 --> 00:31:18,356 Why would I ease? 503 00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:21,735 True, you could just walk up and stick your hand down his pants, 504 00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:23,528 but I've heard there's a middle step. 505 00:31:23,653 --> 00:31:25,614 Men want to have sex. 506 00:31:25,739 --> 00:31:27,782 Not with crazy people. 507 00:31:27,908 --> 00:31:31,453 Well, yes, a lot with crazy people, but not that kind of crazy. 508 00:31:31,578 --> 00:31:32,913 Well, yeah, that kind of crazy, but... 509 00:31:33,121 --> 00:31:36,082 They don't care how crazy if she looks like me. 510 00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:37,876 Okay. Easing. 511 00:31:44,966 --> 00:31:46,843 (ON EARPIECE) - Hi. - Hey. 512 00:31:46,968 --> 00:31:49,763 I'm Jennifer, new to Marketing Department. 513 00:31:49,888 --> 00:31:53,475 - Harris. Accounts receivable. - Interesting. 514 00:31:53,600 --> 00:31:56,686 Do you want to get out of here and have sex? 515 00:31:56,811 --> 00:31:57,938 Sure. 516 00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:02,484 You know, I've got 45 minutes left on my lunch break. 517 00:32:02,609 --> 00:32:04,444 - Mmm-hmm. - Where do you want to go? 518 00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:09,115 Off to a place where men don't cheat on the women they love. 519 00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:11,868 You're not invited, obviously. 520 00:32:12,327 --> 00:32:14,663 Cheating? What are you talking about? 521 00:32:15,914 --> 00:32:19,793 Well, I hope you're speaking out of some deep kind of moral relativism. 522 00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:22,003 - Because if... - Who are you people? 523 00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:24,881 You're not Emily's fiancé. 524 00:32:25,632 --> 00:32:26,925 Emily's my sister. 525 00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:36,935 We called the company that made Amy. 526 00:32:37,936 --> 00:32:41,940 They said they modeled her after some photos you sent them. 527 00:32:46,695 --> 00:32:48,071 Who is she? 528 00:32:50,949 --> 00:32:54,411 We met last Christmas. She's a yoga instructor. 529 00:32:56,454 --> 00:33:01,710 Totally different from me. She loved Chopin, hated Indian food. 530 00:33:04,879 --> 00:33:09,259 She changed my entire life for 17 weeks. 531 00:33:15,974 --> 00:33:16,975 My husband cheated on me. 532 00:33:21,980 --> 00:33:25,984 With a girl he met on the plane coming back from our honeymoon. 533 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:32,657 It's not easy to get past things like that. 534 00:33:36,995 --> 00:33:40,999 She wasn't unfaithful. She didn't betray me. She just... 535 00:33:43,084 --> 00:33:45,795 Just wasn't in love with me. 536 00:33:51,885 --> 00:33:55,805 I know Amy's not going to break your heart, 537 00:33:56,014 --> 00:33:59,017 but she's also not going to change your life. 538 00:34:06,149 --> 00:34:07,776 That light's bright. 539 00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:13,531 Sorry. What's happening to me? 540 00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:16,743 - Is your neck stiff? - Yeah. 541 00:34:17,619 --> 00:34:19,162 I think you have meningitis. 542 00:34:21,039 --> 00:34:25,585 I'm not leaving the business. I'm just leaving you. 543 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,838 I didn't want you to feel bad. 544 00:34:28,963 --> 00:34:30,256 So, let me get this straight. 545 00:34:30,382 --> 00:34:34,719 I'm being dumped by a hooker who's worried about my feelings. 546 00:34:34,844 --> 00:34:37,430 - You're married. - Half your clients are married. 547 00:34:37,555 --> 00:34:39,057 And you're a hooker. 548 00:34:40,058 --> 00:34:41,559 My other guys sneak around. 549 00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:44,854 But you'll take me into the bedroom while your wife's in the next room. 550 00:34:45,063 --> 00:34:46,940 That's just mean. 551 00:34:47,065 --> 00:34:48,942 Oh, thank God. 552 00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:51,069 The marriage, it's a sham. 553 00:34:52,362 --> 00:34:54,114 The only real thing about it is the Green Card 554 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:55,490 she's gonna get at the end of it. 555 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:59,077 So, if you wanna get the meter running... 556 00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,079 It's still mean. 557 00:35:02,163 --> 00:35:05,041 It's not a marriage. It's a felony. 558 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:09,087 I've seen how she looks at you when you're together. 559 00:35:09,671 --> 00:35:12,048 Trust me, she likes you. 560 00:35:12,173 --> 00:35:14,300 And I've seen how you look at her. 561 00:35:22,642 --> 00:35:25,270 JESSKZA: Fever's up to 105. He's not responding to meds. 562 00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:29,149 At this rate, he'll be dead by the time we get the cultures back. 563 00:35:29,274 --> 00:35:32,152 Spinal fluid was full of white cells. Meningitis could be carcinomatous. 564 00:35:32,277 --> 00:35:33,987 Cytology showed nothing. 565 00:35:34,112 --> 00:35:36,364 CHASE: An amoebic infection would cause fever and meningitis. 566 00:35:36,489 --> 00:35:39,367 - But not liver failure. - It could if he had a clot. 567 00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:41,995 TAUB: How would amoebas get past his cribriform plate? 568 00:35:42,120 --> 00:35:44,330 He went swimming in a frozen lake in New Jersey? 569 00:35:47,917 --> 00:35:50,170 Adams said his ex-girlfriend was a yoga instructor. 570 00:35:50,295 --> 00:35:52,338 Maybe he sprained his chakras. 571 00:35:52,630 --> 00:35:55,175 Yoga nuts are way more likely to be into alternative medicine. 572 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,094 He had this weird little teapot in his house. 573 00:35:59,637 --> 00:36:00,764 What was it like? 574 00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:04,851 I don't know. Little, weird, teapot-ish. 575 00:36:12,984 --> 00:36:15,653 - Was it like that? - Yeah. 576 00:36:15,779 --> 00:36:18,072 You think he drank some sort of toxic herbal tea? 577 00:36:18,281 --> 00:36:22,494 Yes, if by tea you mean salted tap water, 578 00:36:22,744 --> 00:36:25,079 and by drank you mean poured up his nose. 579 00:36:25,288 --> 00:36:27,415 His girlfriend didn't just leave him with a broken heart. 580 00:36:27,540 --> 00:36:29,209 She left him with a neti pot. 581 00:36:29,334 --> 00:36:34,631 It's an Indian method of clearing the sinuses during allergy season, 582 00:36:34,756 --> 00:36:36,216 also known as now. 583 00:36:36,341 --> 00:36:40,094 HOUSE: With distilled water, it can act as a snot-flushing system. 584 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:43,848 With tap water, it can act as an amoeba-delivery system 585 00:36:43,973 --> 00:36:45,266 to the fluids around the brain. 586 00:36:45,391 --> 00:36:47,227 Start him on metronidazole. 587 00:36:47,352 --> 00:36:51,689 If he's lucky, he'll get to see his plastic children walk down the aisle. 588 00:36:58,363 --> 00:36:59,489 My neck feels much better. 589 00:36:59,614 --> 00:37:02,826 Your fever's gone, and your liver function's almost back to normal. 590 00:37:02,951 --> 00:37:05,245 You should be able to go home soon. 591 00:37:05,370 --> 00:37:08,248 I'm going to have some hospital bills to pay. 592 00:37:08,373 --> 00:37:12,252 I don't suppose used sex dolls go for anything online? 593 00:37:12,377 --> 00:37:13,378 (CHUCKLES) 594 00:37:14,295 --> 00:37:15,380 Dr. Adams? 595 00:37:18,174 --> 00:37:19,884 Can I get your email? 596 00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:22,011 What for? 597 00:37:23,596 --> 00:37:26,975 I just thought maybe we could see each other again. 598 00:37:29,853 --> 00:37:31,271 I can't. 599 00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:33,565 No, I know it's a professionalism thing, 600 00:37:33,690 --> 00:37:35,984 but you won't be my doctor when I get out of here. 601 00:37:36,109 --> 00:37:39,279 - It's not that. It's... - What is it? 602 00:37:39,404 --> 00:37:41,281 You said I should change my life. 603 00:37:41,406 --> 00:37:44,158 You were talking about yourself, too. I know you were. 604 00:37:44,284 --> 00:37:47,829 Henry. I think you should ask Molly out. 605 00:37:53,209 --> 00:37:55,295 I should have known this would happen. 606 00:37:55,420 --> 00:38:00,592 You're a good guy, Henry. You deserve more than a doll. 607 00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:06,931 Promise me you'll keep trying. 608 00:38:09,100 --> 00:38:10,435 Okay- 609 00:38:20,236 --> 00:38:22,572 - Date tonight? - No. 610 00:38:25,450 --> 00:38:28,620 So she can't deal. There's someone out there who can. 611 00:38:28,745 --> 00:38:30,330 You just got to find her. 612 00:38:30,455 --> 00:38:33,458 I'd love to prove House wrong, but... 613 00:38:34,709 --> 00:38:37,211 I ruined my marriage, broke two people's hearts, 614 00:38:37,337 --> 00:38:42,467 had two kids who are always gonna wonder why I didn't love their mommy enough. 615 00:38:42,675 --> 00:38:46,471 It's better if I just focus on what I do have. 616 00:38:50,308 --> 00:38:51,726 Give that band guy a call. 617 00:38:53,478 --> 00:38:55,146 I'm not that good at guitar. 618 00:38:56,439 --> 00:38:59,108 Or flirting or small talk? 619 00:39:00,443 --> 00:39:05,365 I'm not as pretty as Adams. I have stuffy clothes, and I hate my hair. 620 00:39:05,490 --> 00:39:08,826 Adams works 80 hours a week fixing bunions on hobos, 621 00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:12,330 because she can't face getting to know someone new. 622 00:39:12,747 --> 00:39:16,584 Trust me, you find a boyfriend, she'll be the jealous one. 623 00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:24,509 See you tomorrow. 624 00:39:27,512 --> 00:39:28,513 Do you 625 00:39:31,516 --> 00:39:33,559 want to get a drink? 626 00:39:34,060 --> 00:39:36,396 To annoy Park? Or to prove House wrong? 627 00:39:37,522 --> 00:39:38,523 Oh, I... 628 00:39:39,232 --> 00:39:42,527 It's just I think it's time for a change. 629 00:39:45,738 --> 00:39:49,200 I don't really think that's a good idea for me right now. 630 00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:56,582 House has a way of getting in people's heads. 631 00:39:58,501 --> 00:39:59,836 - Yeah. - Yeah. 632 00:40:12,056 --> 00:40:14,642 No, Mom. I'm still at work. (CLEARS THROAT) 633 00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:18,771 I'll be home in a couple of hours. Love you, too. 634 00:40:29,574 --> 00:40:33,786 Ready? One, two, three, four. 635 00:40:40,126 --> 00:40:42,378 (SINGING) 636 00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:51,596 (SINGING) 637 00:40:56,726 --> 00:40:57,727 (SONG CONTINUES) 638 00:41:52,657 --> 00:41:53,950 I fixed blender. 639 00:41:55,409 --> 00:41:57,036 So I see. 640 00:41:57,328 --> 00:42:00,206 I had fun seducing hooker's fake fiancé. 641 00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:02,834 Sorry it didn't work. 642 00:42:03,584 --> 00:42:07,672 Yeah. I thought I'd take a break from the whole hooker thing. 643 00:42:10,133 --> 00:42:14,053 I think maybe you need milkshake. ls pistachio. 644 00:42:15,221 --> 00:42:16,222 (GIGGLES) 645 00:42:27,441 --> 00:42:31,404 Well, I'm going to go to bed. See you tomorrow.