1 00:00:03,859 --> 00:00:04,860 Come on! 2 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:08,113 (INDISTINCT SHOUTING) 3 00:00:21,168 --> 00:00:22,127 (SPECTATORS EXCLAIMING) 4 00:00:22,252 --> 00:00:23,337 Yeah! 5 00:00:31,887 --> 00:00:33,472 (BUZZER BLARING) 6 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:49,863 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 7 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:51,782 (CHANTING) Hatchet! Hatchet! 8 00:00:51,907 --> 00:00:53,617 Hatchet! Hatchet! 9 00:00:54,201 --> 00:00:58,705 ANNOUNCER: Come on, Toros! Let's make some noise! 10 00:00:58,914 --> 00:01:00,707 Nice to meet the pride of Trois-Riviéres. 11 00:01:01,208 --> 00:01:02,793 I still got your Wings rookie card. 12 00:01:02,918 --> 00:01:04,836 - So what's that worth? - Well, it's a collector's item. 13 00:01:04,961 --> 00:01:06,421 They don't make them like you anymore. 14 00:01:07,464 --> 00:01:08,548 So you want to go? 15 00:01:08,674 --> 00:01:09,883 Square up. Good luck. 16 00:01:11,468 --> 00:01:13,095 (SPECTATORS SHOUTING) 17 00:01:13,637 --> 00:01:14,930 (GRUNTING) 18 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,393 (SPECTATORS CHEERING) 19 00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:31,613 He didn't get a hand on you? 20 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:36,159 You're gonna be a force in the show. 21 00:01:36,284 --> 00:01:37,994 SPECTATORS: (CHANTING) Hatchet! Hatchet! Hatchet! 22 00:01:38,120 --> 00:01:39,955 Hatchet! Hatchet! Hatchet! 23 00:01:40,956 --> 00:01:42,374 (JEERING) 24 00:01:42,499 --> 00:01:44,668 MAN: Come on, Toros! (COUGHING) 25 00:02:02,978 --> 00:02:04,980 Get a trainer over here! 26 00:02:42,017 --> 00:02:45,270 HOUSE: Capacity crowd is on its feet, five seconds on the clock. 27 00:02:45,395 --> 00:02:46,938 Ah! 28 00:02:48,774 --> 00:02:52,569 How is it possible for one man to be blessed with so much skill? 29 00:02:53,069 --> 00:02:54,905 (EXHALING HEAVILY) 30 00:02:55,906 --> 00:02:58,575 I had one just like this, except it was Bruins and the Habs. 31 00:02:58,700 --> 00:02:59,701 Where'd you get it? 32 00:02:59,826 --> 00:03:03,288 Birthday present for someone in pediatric oncology. 33 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:06,792 Twenty-two-year-old enforcer with hemoptysis. 34 00:03:06,917 --> 00:03:07,918 He's a hockey player? 35 00:03:08,043 --> 00:03:08,919 No, he's a superhero. 36 00:03:09,044 --> 00:03:11,838 He's coughing up blood because he probably broke a rib 37 00:03:11,963 --> 00:03:14,174 and punctured a lung while breaking someone else's rib 38 00:03:14,299 --> 00:03:16,218 and puncturing their lung in the name of sport. 39 00:03:16,343 --> 00:03:21,473 Nice conclusion, to which the ER already jumped 18 hours ago. 40 00:03:21,598 --> 00:03:23,475 Short man equals bullied child. 41 00:03:23,600 --> 00:03:25,977 I was average height as a kid. And never bullied. 42 00:03:26,102 --> 00:03:27,229 JESSICA: Until now. 43 00:03:28,230 --> 00:03:32,692 X-ray ruled out traumatic sequelae, overt TB and lung cancer. 44 00:03:32,818 --> 00:03:36,446 Sarcoidosis. Nodules could be too small to show up on an X-ray. 45 00:03:36,571 --> 00:03:37,989 But fighting's the best part of hockey. 46 00:03:38,114 --> 00:03:39,741 Without it, you've got the Ice Capades. 47 00:03:39,866 --> 00:03:41,618 Fighting has nothing to do with hockey. 48 00:03:41,743 --> 00:03:43,453 It's like the cheerleaders at a basketball game. 49 00:03:43,578 --> 00:03:45,163 CHASE: Cheerleading's the best part of basketball. 50 00:03:45,288 --> 00:03:47,874 Without it, you've got basketball. 51 00:03:48,208 --> 00:03:49,459 JESSICA: He's a duck hunter. 52 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:52,295 He could have contracted psittacosis from exposure to fowl. 53 00:03:52,420 --> 00:03:54,923 He had three teeth knocked out two weeks ago. 54 00:03:55,048 --> 00:03:56,967 Infection could have led to oral bleeding. 55 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:58,510 Not without continuing dental pain. 56 00:03:58,635 --> 00:04:00,220 Then he took an elbow to the gut, 57 00:04:00,345 --> 00:04:01,471 which caused an esophageal tear. 58 00:04:02,097 --> 00:04:04,975 Chase, CT the patient, check for sarcoid. 59 00:04:05,100 --> 00:04:07,978 Adams, sputum cultures and serologies for psittacosis. 60 00:04:08,103 --> 00:04:10,939 Taub, I'd tell you why I think your theory 61 00:04:11,064 --> 00:04:13,066 is not just wrong but ill-conceived, 62 00:04:13,191 --> 00:04:17,195 but it's more fun to prove it by having you check the stool for blood. 63 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:20,991 Now while we wait for the stool fairy, I'm a man down. 64 00:04:21,116 --> 00:04:24,661 So if you want to drop your pants and hit the ice. 65 00:04:26,121 --> 00:04:27,873 BOBBY: The faster you guys can do this, the better. 66 00:04:27,998 --> 00:04:30,250 The NHL's been sniffing around, 67 00:04:30,375 --> 00:04:32,919 and being in the hospital's not really helping my marketability, so... 68 00:04:33,044 --> 00:04:35,005 You have to be pretty good to get called up. 69 00:04:35,130 --> 00:04:37,007 Yeah, leading the league in penalty minutes. 70 00:04:37,132 --> 00:04:39,593 And visits to the ER, not counting the ones you've caused. 71 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:41,428 Not a hockey fan, I gather? 72 00:04:41,553 --> 00:04:44,931 I am, that's the point. Fighting cheapens a great sport. 73 00:04:45,056 --> 00:04:47,601 Oh, come on. That's like saying passing cheapens football. 74 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:48,768 It's part of the game. 75 00:04:48,894 --> 00:04:50,353 I don't cause injuries. 76 00:04:50,478 --> 00:04:51,563 They're self-inflicted? 77 00:04:51,688 --> 00:04:52,898 No, I prevent them. 78 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,943 I take the hits, so the smaller guys don't have to. 79 00:04:57,068 --> 00:04:58,153 I thought you'd appreciate that. 80 00:05:10,123 --> 00:05:11,541 (SWITCH CLICKS) 81 00:05:13,793 --> 00:05:15,712 Neighbor's baby again? 82 00:05:16,630 --> 00:05:19,215 I could hear it through earplugs, 83 00:05:19,341 --> 00:05:22,135 two pillows, and three sleeping pills. 84 00:05:23,970 --> 00:05:25,180 Hmm. 85 00:05:27,641 --> 00:05:29,935 What is wrong with you? 86 00:05:32,103 --> 00:05:33,188 I just said, "Hmm." 87 00:05:33,313 --> 00:05:35,941 You're trying to figure out some deeper significance 88 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:37,275 to my having a couple of crappy nights. 89 00:05:37,400 --> 00:05:40,320 Which one of us is analyzing the word "hmm" here? 90 00:05:43,198 --> 00:05:45,492 Fine. I'm sorry. 91 00:05:45,617 --> 00:05:47,202 AP0l0gy accepted. 92 00:05:48,328 --> 00:05:51,790 However, it's not the crying that's keeping you awake. 93 00:05:51,915 --> 00:05:55,710 The sound of a needy child is stirring your paternal juices. 94 00:05:55,835 --> 00:05:59,047 The sound of a needy child at 112 decibels 95 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:01,758 has stirred my inner murderer. Don't mess with me. 96 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:05,220 Explain the stains on your shirt. You're lactating. 97 00:06:06,221 --> 00:06:07,889 The fact that you're the only fruit 98 00:06:08,014 --> 00:06:10,266 on your family tree is getting to you. 99 00:06:16,106 --> 00:06:20,360 It's not a big deal. So I'll probably never be a dad. 100 00:06:20,485 --> 00:06:23,655 It sucks. I'll lose a little sleep, but... 101 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:27,117 You're not supposed to feel bad when you dodge a bullet. 102 00:06:27,242 --> 00:06:28,618 It's like you've got survivor's guilt. 103 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:30,620 There are actually things in this world 104 00:06:30,745 --> 00:06:32,163 that give life even more meaning 105 00:06:32,288 --> 00:06:33,957 than soap operas and monster trucks. 106 00:06:34,249 --> 00:06:37,335 And we happen to be missing out on at least one of them. 107 00:06:41,840 --> 00:06:43,008 (SIGHS) 108 00:06:43,133 --> 00:06:45,135 You remember the falconer? 109 00:06:48,304 --> 00:06:49,264 Beth? 110 00:06:49,389 --> 00:06:50,974 You dated two falconers? 111 00:06:51,099 --> 00:06:52,183 Yes, Beth. 112 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:57,731 The night the two of you split up, 113 00:06:57,856 --> 00:06:59,774 you came around to my place, 114 00:07:00,400 --> 00:07:03,820 wallowing in self-pity and tequila. 115 00:07:05,697 --> 00:07:07,157 You passed out. 116 00:07:07,615 --> 00:07:10,326 She called that night. Asked me to give you a message. 117 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:14,289 She said she was pregnant. 118 00:07:17,000 --> 00:07:20,628 Which, God and Planned Parenthood willing, 119 00:07:20,754 --> 00:07:24,132 means you are the father of an 11-year-old. 120 00:07:28,553 --> 00:07:32,432 I told you the next morning. Hypothetically. 121 00:07:33,641 --> 00:07:36,186 I asked you how you'd feel if Beth had gotten pregnant, 122 00:07:36,311 --> 00:07:40,982 and you said, and I quote, "it would be the worst mistake of my life." 123 00:07:44,736 --> 00:07:47,781 And scene. 124 00:07:48,323 --> 00:07:50,325 Two performances Sunday, dark Mondays? 125 00:07:51,993 --> 00:07:53,870 Just as well. 126 00:07:57,332 --> 00:07:58,666 (DOOR CLOSES) 127 00:08:06,549 --> 00:08:08,635 CHI: I want to kill my mother. 128 00:08:09,344 --> 00:08:10,887 My Pope's on her own 129 00:08:11,012 --> 00:08:14,349 and my mother always needs me to take care of her. 130 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:18,645 Well, you could kill Popo instead. 131 00:08:18,770 --> 00:08:22,565 I have to take her shopping, to her friends, to Atlantic City. 132 00:08:22,690 --> 00:08:26,236 I love her, but every night, every weekend... 133 00:08:26,361 --> 00:08:27,779 And only if there was some solution, 134 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:30,365 some place where you could live. 135 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:31,741 That's not there. 136 00:08:31,866 --> 00:08:36,204 My mom would freak. it would be the ultimate sign of disrespect. 137 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:38,039 Okay. Then stay. 138 00:08:39,374 --> 00:08:41,084 And maybe you'd consider not bitching about it? 139 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:43,795 Not everyone's lucky enough to have your independence. 140 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:48,800 Don't worry. When you lose your family, you'll have it, too. 141 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:50,468 (COMPUTER BLEEPS) 142 00:08:50,593 --> 00:08:52,804 He doesn't have sarcoid. 143 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:55,682 Look at that. That's his spleen. 144 00:08:55,807 --> 00:08:58,935 I know, but he's gotten it supersized. 145 00:08:59,060 --> 00:09:02,605 Deep vein thrombosis, caused by any one of his many injuries or surgeries. 146 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:03,940 Leukemia's a better fit. 147 00:09:04,065 --> 00:09:06,609 We have a guy who is punishing his body on a daily basis. 148 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:08,403 Don't you think that's a more likely cause than cancer? 149 00:09:08,528 --> 00:09:10,280 No, because she doesn't have an agenda. 150 00:09:11,656 --> 00:09:13,408 Well, that was incredibly unprofessional. 151 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:16,202 Although, it's really Taub's fault. 152 00:09:16,327 --> 00:09:18,288 If you're not prepared to slam her into the board, 153 00:09:18,413 --> 00:09:19,956 she's got no reason not to go after you. 154 00:09:20,832 --> 00:09:23,751 Might I suggest pulling her jersey over her head first? 155 00:09:23,877 --> 00:09:27,297 We should get an ultrasound for DVT and WBC for leukemia. 156 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,219 You think I could have cancer? 157 00:09:33,344 --> 00:09:35,638 More likely it's just a DVT. 158 00:09:36,764 --> 00:09:38,474 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 159 00:09:39,767 --> 00:09:41,311 This is my agent. I gotta take this. 160 00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:42,854 Yeah. 161 00:09:42,979 --> 00:09:45,690 Give me some good news, Kenny. 162 00:09:46,858 --> 00:09:49,402 I thought you said "any day". 163 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:52,113 Okay. All right. 164 00:09:57,410 --> 00:09:58,953 L gotta g0- 165 00:10:20,058 --> 00:10:21,351 (SIGHS) 166 00:10:21,476 --> 00:10:23,478 I called Beth. 167 00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:32,528 I have an 11-year-old son. 168 00:10:44,207 --> 00:10:46,292 Liver failure could alter hormone levels, 169 00:10:46,417 --> 00:10:48,211 cause abnormal breast development. 170 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:52,340 Alcoholism. We should search his home and locker room. 171 00:10:52,465 --> 00:10:54,926 Note that the person who wants to search the home 172 00:10:55,051 --> 00:10:56,219 didn't sleep in one last night. 173 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:59,264 You have the imprint of a seatbelt buckle on your cheek. 174 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,143 I got in a fight with my mother. 175 00:11:05,353 --> 00:11:07,063 She hit you with a seatbelt? 176 00:11:07,188 --> 00:11:08,189 It could be hemochromatosis. 177 00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:09,649 JESSICA: Explains the liver and the spleen, 178 00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,109 but hemoptysis is a stretch. 179 00:11:11,234 --> 00:11:12,318 What about leptospirosis? 180 00:11:12,443 --> 00:11:13,528 TAUB: That's a good fit. 181 00:11:13,653 --> 00:11:15,113 If you ignore the fact that he's a pro athlete 182 00:11:15,238 --> 00:11:16,781 who looks like the Incredible Hulk, 183 00:11:16,906 --> 00:11:19,200 which means he's got to be on steroids, which is a better fit. 184 00:11:19,325 --> 00:11:21,119 All we really know for sure is that 185 00:11:21,244 --> 00:11:23,371 it was his evil job that caused the problems. 186 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:26,124 Yes, I don't like him. Doesn't mean my judgment's affected. 187 00:11:26,249 --> 00:11:28,960 Maybe. Let's take a look at the instant replay. 188 00:11:29,252 --> 00:11:33,131 This is the hit that precipitated Booby Orr's fight. 189 00:11:33,256 --> 00:11:35,133 Dirty or clean? 190 00:11:38,261 --> 00:11:40,263 - The hit was clean. - JESSICA: Really? 191 00:11:40,555 --> 00:11:43,516 The guy released the puck at least a second before the hit. 192 00:11:43,641 --> 00:11:45,518 We have a difference of opinion. That's all. 193 00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:48,313 Absolutely. 194 00:11:48,813 --> 00:11:51,024 Maybe she's as biased as you. 195 00:11:51,149 --> 00:11:53,067 Or maybe the entire league is. 196 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:56,612 After review, the league disciplinary commissioner ruled the hit 197 00:11:56,738 --> 00:12:00,158 illegal and dangerous, and suspended the player for three games. 198 00:12:00,283 --> 00:12:02,910 Adams and Taub, run antibody titers for lepto. 199 00:12:03,036 --> 00:12:05,913 Chase and Park, check out the home, the locker room for booze, 200 00:12:06,039 --> 00:12:08,833 steroids and Taub's objectivity. 201 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:14,255 At least you're free. 202 00:12:14,380 --> 00:12:15,465 You gonna get your own place? 203 00:12:16,049 --> 00:12:19,427 If I can find a place I can afford, so no. 204 00:12:23,306 --> 00:12:27,185 If you want, you can crash at my place. Got a spare bedroom. 205 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:29,437 That might be kind of weird. 206 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,940 I live in an apartment, not a dungeon. 207 00:12:33,066 --> 00:12:36,652 It's just two single people, opposite sex. 208 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:40,323 Your bedroom door has a lock on the inside. 209 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:49,332 Hey, if you prefer your car, be my guest. 210 00:12:56,214 --> 00:12:57,340 Scrip for ganciclovir. 211 00:12:58,841 --> 00:13:02,595 If his neighbor has mono, it could mean he has mono. 212 00:13:02,720 --> 00:13:07,100 If he has mono, explains his spleen and hemoptysis. 213 00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:11,145 And it's caused by the Epstein-Barr virus, which explains his liver. 214 00:13:13,064 --> 00:13:14,816 And my moonroof leaks. 215 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,945 Thank you. 216 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,493 Why don't we just assume that you're not the dad? 217 00:13:30,289 --> 00:13:31,249 Well, either you're the dad 218 00:13:31,374 --> 00:13:33,167 or she cheated on you with your dad. 219 00:13:33,292 --> 00:13:34,293 Oh! 220 00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:36,838 Sand art. I used to love this. 221 00:13:37,463 --> 00:13:41,050 He's bitter, not mentally handicapped. 222 00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,969 Who knows what Beth told him about you? 223 00:13:43,094 --> 00:13:46,931 At worst, you're a rapist. At best, you're a rapist. 224 00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:49,851 Maybe she said I was a dead war hero. 225 00:13:49,976 --> 00:13:53,271 Raised by a lunatic mother and abandoned by his father. 226 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,690 Oh, I know, squirrel handcuffs. 227 00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,233 You think he's got any of those? 228 00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:59,777 If you really wanted me to do nothing with this information, 229 00:13:59,902 --> 00:14:01,070 then why did you give it to me? 230 00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:03,322 Because you were pining for a kid 231 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:06,159 and you deserved to know that you already had one. 232 00:14:06,284 --> 00:14:09,245 But your paternal cravings are more theoretical than applied. 233 00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:12,165 You want vicarious immortality 234 00:14:12,290 --> 00:14:14,542 more than you want a lifelong burden. 235 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,544 You're assuming he's gonna be a nightmare. 236 00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:18,337 What if he's a good kid? 237 00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:22,383 He's a kid. Best you can hope for is he's a nightmare. 238 00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:26,637 House, I'm not naive. I realize that this thing could go very badly, 239 00:14:26,762 --> 00:14:30,558 but the point is my son wants to meet me, and I want to meet him. 240 00:14:58,419 --> 00:15:00,296 Popo, I presume. 241 00:15:06,093 --> 00:15:09,347 Hey. I let myself in. 242 00:15:09,472 --> 00:15:11,557 This is... We've met. 243 00:15:15,269 --> 00:15:18,272 I thought the whole point of this was to get away from Popo. 244 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:19,732 My dad's getting a cyst removed 245 00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,360 and my mother had to take him to the clinic. 246 00:15:22,485 --> 00:15:24,529 Don't worry, she'll be gone in an hour. 247 00:15:24,654 --> 00:15:27,698 I'm not worried because it's not my issue. 248 00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:31,369 She seems awfully quiet. 249 00:15:31,494 --> 00:15:33,329 You haven't seen her drunk. 250 00:15:46,008 --> 00:15:47,510 (BOBBY SOBBING) 251 00:15:48,469 --> 00:15:49,512 TAUB: Bobby? 252 00:15:49,637 --> 00:15:51,222 (CONTINUES SOBBING) 253 00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:05,653 I found him crying in the fetal position. 254 00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:07,029 CHI: It's not a new symptom. 255 00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:08,698 He's crying because his liver failure 256 00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:09,907 threw his hormones out of whack. 257 00:16:10,032 --> 00:16:12,076 Aside from the crying, he's actually recovering nicely. 258 00:16:12,201 --> 00:16:13,786 TAUB: Aside from the guy in the book depository, 259 00:16:13,911 --> 00:16:16,414 the Kennedys had a lovely trip to Dallas. 260 00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,707 Repetitive blows to the head 261 00:16:17,832 --> 00:16:20,167 can cause chronic traumatic encephalopathy, 262 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,712 the symptoms of which are aggressive behavior and depression. 263 00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:24,880 So your theory is that his aggressive behavior 264 00:16:25,006 --> 00:16:26,507 caused his aggressive behavior? 265 00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:28,676 He's not depressed, he's just bummed, 266 00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:30,595 because he knows he's a talentless moron 267 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:33,347 who's only one lost fight away from being a barista. 268 00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:37,101 I understand that can get to a guy after a while. 269 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:39,812 If he quits being an enforcer, it could save his life. 270 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,606 You don't want to save his life. 271 00:16:41,731 --> 00:16:44,066 You want to kill his career. 272 00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:47,778 I moved into Chase's apartment. 273 00:16:49,363 --> 00:16:51,282 He knows. He was staring at our matching cups. 274 00:16:51,407 --> 00:16:53,618 I told you we should have split up. 275 00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:57,872 We're not having sex. With each other. 276 00:16:58,247 --> 00:17:00,249 - Yet. - Yes. 277 00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,459 Yes? 278 00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:06,422 I just mean no one knows the future right now, so we don't really know... 279 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:14,138 The only conclusive test for CTE is post-mortem. 280 00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:17,516 TAUB: But an MRI of his brain could reveal white matter disintegrity, 281 00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:20,144 which is the effect of CTE. 282 00:17:20,269 --> 00:17:21,979 Why? Are you trying to sleep with her? 283 00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:24,148 'Cause a simpler technique is just to ask. 284 00:17:24,273 --> 00:17:26,150 - I was doing something nice. - No. 285 00:17:26,275 --> 00:17:29,111 That doesn't fit. 286 00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,364 He's only had three concussions since he was 10. 287 00:17:31,489 --> 00:17:32,782 It's not enough to cause CTE. 288 00:17:32,907 --> 00:17:34,492 Three reported concussions. 289 00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:36,661 These guys are taught in high school how to dupe the tests. 290 00:17:37,244 --> 00:17:39,038 - Guilt? - This is really insulting. 291 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:42,291 It's not guilt. Park is a friend. 292 00:17:43,084 --> 00:17:44,168 So it's guilt. 293 00:17:44,293 --> 00:17:48,756 Chase convinced you to leave Mommy and now he feels responsible. 294 00:17:49,340 --> 00:17:50,591 No MRI. 295 00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:53,427 Do a psych eval, if he doesn't start weeping again, send him home. 296 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,062 Dr. Wilson? 297 00:18:05,314 --> 00:18:06,315 Duncan? 298 00:18:08,651 --> 00:18:10,194 James. 299 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,363 Nice to meet you. 300 00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:15,324 It's nice to meet you. 301 00:18:18,577 --> 00:18:19,745 Um... 302 00:18:21,080 --> 00:18:22,039 How are you doing? 303 00:18:22,164 --> 00:18:23,290 Good. 304 00:18:26,335 --> 00:18:27,712 Good. 305 00:18:29,296 --> 00:18:31,215 I got you this. 306 00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,383 Oh. 307 00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:35,720 Thank you. 308 00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,723 - Go ahead. - Okay. 309 00:18:44,019 --> 00:18:45,688 It's got three games built-in, 310 00:18:45,813 --> 00:18:47,481 but you can download more from the website. 311 00:18:48,357 --> 00:18:49,525 I know. 312 00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:51,777 You already have one. 313 00:18:52,194 --> 00:18:53,779 I can always use a backup. 314 00:18:53,904 --> 00:18:55,614 Hi. Can I start you with something to drink? 315 00:18:55,740 --> 00:18:57,324 Just water, please. 316 00:18:58,367 --> 00:19:01,537 You got a GameDeck? Way to go, Dad. 317 00:19:06,375 --> 00:19:07,960 According to your psych eval, 318 00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:11,422 the only thing happier than you is Disneyland. 319 00:19:11,547 --> 00:19:13,382 I'm sorry you had to see me like that last night. 320 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:18,012 I'm just upset about being in the hospital, I'm on some weird meds. 321 00:19:18,137 --> 00:19:20,765 But they must be working, because I'm feeling a lot better now. 322 00:19:22,433 --> 00:19:27,021 Depression could be the symptom of a serious illness, CTE. 323 00:19:27,146 --> 00:19:30,232 Yeah. My aunt sends me every article she can find on it. 324 00:19:30,357 --> 00:19:31,275 Then you know it could kill you. 325 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,235 In the long run, like a lot of things. 326 00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:34,278 You might be right. 327 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:36,405 And an MRI could confirm that. 328 00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:41,202 I have enough evidence of head trauma in my file already, so... 329 00:19:44,413 --> 00:19:49,376 Mom said you had trouble maintaining relationships with normal people. 330 00:19:51,754 --> 00:19:53,297 She also said you were a nice guy. 331 00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:55,007 I always figured she was lying 332 00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,218 'cause she didn't want me to hate my deadbeat dad. 333 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,303 I didn't know. 334 00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:02,014 I know, now. 335 00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:09,063 You're a bright kid. 336 00:20:09,188 --> 00:20:11,148 Thanks to you. Thanks to my mom, 337 00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:13,067 I'm also a big, soft-hearted wuss. 338 00:20:13,192 --> 00:20:14,318 (LAUGHS) 339 00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,445 I think you may have gotten that from both of us. 340 00:20:22,618 --> 00:20:25,037 I got to go, but it was really nice meeting you. 341 00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:26,831 It was nice meeting you, Duncan. 342 00:20:27,581 --> 00:20:28,749 (SIGHS) 343 00:20:28,999 --> 00:20:30,084 You want to hang out again? 344 00:20:30,459 --> 00:20:31,502 (LAUGHS) 345 00:20:31,627 --> 00:20:33,462 - Absolutely. - Tonight? 346 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:36,465 Tonight? 347 00:20:37,466 --> 00:20:40,052 Well, I... There's... 348 00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:43,931 That would be great. 349 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:48,227 Okay. I'll text you. 350 00:20:53,607 --> 00:20:54,733 (DOOR OPENS) 351 00:20:55,943 --> 00:20:58,362 Thank you. How'd you talk him into it? 352 00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:01,365 He agreed once I promised him anonymity. 353 00:21:01,490 --> 00:21:04,243 Mr. and Mrs. Doe liked the name John, apparently. 354 00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:07,079 Unfortunately, we just wasted his time and proved House right. 355 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:09,540 Nothing? (CLICKS TONGUE) 356 00:21:09,874 --> 00:21:10,875 (COMPUTER BEEPS) 357 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,377 - What about that? - That's an artifact. 358 00:21:13,502 --> 00:21:14,879 That's a density. 359 00:21:16,297 --> 00:21:17,590 I know you think I'm convincing myself, 360 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,967 but this brain has been hammered for years, 361 00:21:20,092 --> 00:21:23,387 meaning evidence may be subtle, but it's there. 362 00:21:23,512 --> 00:21:26,390 HOUSE ON COMPUTER: Meaning you see what you want to see. 363 00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:31,937 Unless, of course, Chase is an idiot and I do have brain damage. 364 00:21:32,062 --> 00:21:33,564 (PAGERS BEEPING) 365 00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,443 Patient's stroking out. 366 00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:40,988 Chase. Can you get me out of... 367 00:21:41,113 --> 00:21:42,406 Oh... 368 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,242 Hello? 369 00:21:49,788 --> 00:21:53,667 HOUSE: The good news is it's isolated ophthalmoplegia, 370 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,377 which means he didn't have a stroke. 371 00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:59,006 Bad news is Taub was right. You're still sick. 372 00:22:00,382 --> 00:22:02,217 I said "right", not "competent". 373 00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:05,971 Bursts your CTE bubble. You're gonna need a whole new theory 374 00:22:06,096 --> 00:22:08,390 to keep Uncle Jesse and his Olsen Twins on the bench. 375 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:11,769 Can we discuss my incompetence somewhere else? 376 00:22:13,604 --> 00:22:16,523 Dr. House. Could I talk to you for a minute? 377 00:22:35,542 --> 00:22:37,169 Could be neurosyphilis. 378 00:22:37,294 --> 00:22:38,212 He's only 22. 379 00:22:38,337 --> 00:22:40,464 And he's been on the road since he was 14. 380 00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:44,051 So he was trash even before he was trash? 381 00:22:44,176 --> 00:22:45,719 Are you curious about what he wanted? 382 00:22:45,844 --> 00:22:47,930 I assume he wanted me off the case, 383 00:22:48,055 --> 00:22:50,307 and you told him I was hit in the head as a child, 384 00:22:50,432 --> 00:22:53,310 and your mother made you promise to take care of me. 385 00:22:53,435 --> 00:22:55,479 He was doing what he always does. 386 00:22:55,604 --> 00:22:57,982 Sticking up for the little guy. 387 00:22:59,566 --> 00:23:01,276 He told me to apologize to you, 388 00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:05,030 or he would excrete down my throat. 389 00:23:05,739 --> 00:23:06,824 I'm paraphrasing. 390 00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:09,326 So if he should ask, I was a gentleman, 391 00:23:09,451 --> 00:23:11,245 or I will excrete down your throat. 392 00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,706 Microscopic polyangiitis fits. 393 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:17,251 TAUB: We should start plasmapheresis immediately. 394 00:23:17,376 --> 00:23:19,712 We need to run an ANCA panel to confirm first. 395 00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:21,839 Putting him on plasmapheresis could make him bleed out. 396 00:23:21,964 --> 00:23:23,257 MPA can progress quickly. 397 00:23:23,382 --> 00:23:26,593 We may not have time before it reaches his lungs. 398 00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:31,265 I think you're right, thus confirming my objectivity. 399 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,392 Start the treatment. 400 00:23:43,652 --> 00:23:45,404 Miserable yet? 401 00:23:46,655 --> 00:23:50,784 He's polite, well-adjusted, and a straight-A student. 402 00:23:51,869 --> 00:23:54,079 Which means he doesn't need you. 403 00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:56,081 So why don't you get out while the butterfly effect 404 00:23:56,206 --> 00:23:57,624 is still in the cocoon stage. 405 00:23:57,750 --> 00:23:59,126 I'm making him dinner. 406 00:23:59,251 --> 00:24:01,295 You don't make an 11-year-old dinner. 407 00:24:01,420 --> 00:24:03,964 You give him a jar of peanut butter. 408 00:24:04,089 --> 00:24:05,174 It'll be fine. 409 00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,301 I could give this kid a quinoa salad 410 00:24:07,426 --> 00:24:08,761 and he would eat it just to be nice. 411 00:24:08,886 --> 00:24:11,430 'Cause he's a gutless placater, just like his dad. 412 00:24:11,555 --> 00:24:12,639 He's nice. 413 00:24:14,433 --> 00:24:15,350 This is a terrible idea. 414 00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:16,518 Because we like each other? 415 00:24:16,643 --> 00:24:20,314 Yes. Because of the statement, "We like each other." 416 00:24:20,439 --> 00:24:21,732 You've known him 25 minutes. 417 00:24:21,857 --> 00:24:24,485 All you know about him is that he'd lie about a quinoa salad, 418 00:24:24,610 --> 00:24:25,903 whatever the hell that is. 419 00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:29,323 You're jealous of an 11-year-old 420 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:31,575 because you are an 11-year-old. 421 00:24:44,129 --> 00:24:45,881 So tell me about yourself. 422 00:24:46,006 --> 00:24:49,343 I mean you're smart, you're nice, but what else? 423 00:24:49,468 --> 00:24:51,887 I don't know. I'm a kid. 424 00:24:53,514 --> 00:24:55,140 Right. 425 00:24:58,435 --> 00:24:59,478 What are you looking for? 426 00:25:00,479 --> 00:25:01,730 Nothing. 427 00:25:04,525 --> 00:25:06,819 You want peanut butter? 428 00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:09,655 Do you have prosciutto? 429 00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:13,200 - You like prosciutto? - I'm weird. 430 00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:15,828 No! No, I like it, too. 431 00:25:15,953 --> 00:25:17,830 - I've got some in the fridge. - How about goat cheese? 432 00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:19,373 (LAUGHS) 433 00:25:19,498 --> 00:25:20,499 I love goat cheese. 434 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:34,346 I think that was the best pizza I ever had. 435 00:25:34,555 --> 00:25:36,515 It was the hint of Dijon. 436 00:25:37,391 --> 00:25:40,769 Do you have any aunts or uncles or grandparents? 437 00:25:41,645 --> 00:25:44,398 My mom got into some stupid fight with my grandfather. 438 00:25:44,523 --> 00:25:45,899 They all kind of cut us off. 439 00:25:46,024 --> 00:25:47,025 Hmm. 440 00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:49,069 Are you talking to your parents? 441 00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:54,408 Yes, and they're going to be very surprised and excited to meet you. 442 00:25:54,533 --> 00:25:56,243 That's awesome. 443 00:25:56,368 --> 00:25:58,996 AUTOMATED VOICE ON GPS: You have arrived at your destination. 444 00:25:59,413 --> 00:26:00,414 (SIGHS) 445 00:26:00,539 --> 00:26:01,748 - Well... - Thanks for the pizza. 446 00:26:01,874 --> 00:26:06,211 Sure. Sure. I mean, it was great to spend time with you. 447 00:26:08,547 --> 00:26:09,965 I love you, Dad. 448 00:26:17,973 --> 00:26:19,558 (CHUCKLES) 449 00:26:35,449 --> 00:26:38,493 It can't be easy doing what you do. 450 00:26:38,619 --> 00:26:41,038 I mean, do you love it? 451 00:26:41,788 --> 00:26:43,165 Is it fun? 452 00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:50,631 I had my own plastic surgery practice, making lots of money. 453 00:26:50,756 --> 00:26:54,760 But I wasn't happy. It wasn't what I went to med school for. 454 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,603 (SIGHS) 455 00:27:07,731 --> 00:27:12,903 Every winter, my dad would flood the backyard and make a rink. 456 00:27:13,028 --> 00:27:15,489 I was Lemieux, my little brother was Gretzky. 457 00:27:15,614 --> 00:27:20,619 I was good. I won the NDHA scoring title three years in a row. 458 00:27:21,620 --> 00:27:25,499 I kept getting bigger and stronger and better. 459 00:27:26,583 --> 00:27:27,668 Until I didn't. 460 00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:32,506 My Juniors coach told me that if I wanted to stay on the team, 461 00:27:32,631 --> 00:27:35,050 that I'd have to use my size. 462 00:27:36,009 --> 00:27:38,512 Every game, I got less and less ice time, 463 00:27:38,637 --> 00:27:43,308 until it was all fighting and no hockey. 464 00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,776 There's something going on with my arms. 465 00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:59,658 I can't feel them! Doctor, I can't feel my anns. 466 00:28:02,202 --> 00:28:04,037 Patient's arms are now paralyzed. 467 00:28:04,162 --> 00:28:06,415 ANCA panel was negative. It's not MPA. 468 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,083 Lyme disease could cause paralysis, 469 00:28:08,208 --> 00:28:09,960 if he was hunting, he'd be exposed to ticks. 470 00:28:10,085 --> 00:28:12,796 No target rash or cardiac involvement. 471 00:28:14,423 --> 00:28:17,217 Roomies with benefits keeping you up? 472 00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:20,429 Cribbage. I played with Park's Popo. 473 00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:23,432 Is that two separate events? 474 00:28:23,557 --> 00:28:26,226 Her grandmother. ALS could explain the symptoms. 475 00:28:26,351 --> 00:28:28,353 Sensory involvement rules out ALS. 476 00:28:28,478 --> 00:28:29,896 Okay, now this is interesting. 477 00:28:30,022 --> 00:28:31,356 We'll get back to the patient in a second. 478 00:28:31,481 --> 00:28:33,442 Your issue is the same as Wilson's. 479 00:28:33,567 --> 00:28:37,446 Except you're haunted by the {sitter-patter of tiny skanks. 480 00:28:37,571 --> 00:28:40,115 You don't feel guilty about getting Park thrown out of her home. 481 00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:43,118 You feel guilty about all the women that you've screwed over. 482 00:28:43,243 --> 00:28:46,079 My mother needs 1,000 bucks for snow tires. 483 00:28:46,204 --> 00:28:48,290 Park's a friend, Pope's fun. 484 00:28:48,415 --> 00:28:51,335 Paralysis has gone from his face to his arms, 485 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:55,255 meaning it's descending, which is the hallmark of botulism. 486 00:28:55,797 --> 00:28:59,134 So it was something he ate. How innocuous. 487 00:28:59,259 --> 00:29:01,303 You've overcome your bias by reversing it. 488 00:29:01,428 --> 00:29:03,972 The only problem is that being in love with the patient 489 00:29:04,097 --> 00:29:06,558 is just as judgmental as being in hate. 490 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:07,642 We didn't find any contaminated... 491 00:29:07,768 --> 00:29:09,936 No contaminated food, I'm not an idiot. 492 00:29:10,062 --> 00:29:13,148 But what if it's not from ingesting, but from injecting? 493 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:16,318 He was treated for intractable muscle spasms by the team's trainers. 494 00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:18,570 Sometimes they use Botox. 495 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:20,530 We need to start the antitoxin. 496 00:29:20,655 --> 00:29:22,616 The antitoxin could cause anaphylaxis. 497 00:29:22,741 --> 00:29:24,701 We need to test first to confirm. 498 00:29:24,826 --> 00:29:26,161 HOUSE: As if to prove my point. 499 00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,747 Last time you said there wasn't enough time to test 500 00:29:28,872 --> 00:29:30,290 prior to a more dangerous treatment. 501 00:29:30,415 --> 00:29:33,168 It's a different situation, a different symptom, a different diagnosis. 502 00:29:33,293 --> 00:29:36,505 Different emotion. Give him the antitoxin. 503 00:29:43,011 --> 00:29:44,513 Anything? 504 00:29:44,638 --> 00:29:46,306 No adverse effects. 505 00:29:58,402 --> 00:30:01,279 Chase let me move in with him to get away from my grandmother, 506 00:30:01,405 --> 00:30:05,534 then he practically let my grandmother move in with the both of us. 507 00:30:05,659 --> 00:30:08,745 He's being way more than nice. 508 00:30:09,246 --> 00:30:10,205 (SIGHS) 509 00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:11,832 Then which answer is it? 510 00:30:11,957 --> 00:30:14,835 Chase feels guilty for pushing you to move out? 511 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,169 He didn't push me. 512 00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:18,130 - Guilt about skanks? - He loves skanks. 513 00:30:18,255 --> 00:30:19,339 It's not the other option. 514 00:30:20,090 --> 00:30:21,633 There are people that like me, 515 00:30:21,758 --> 00:30:23,385 people who even want to sleep with me. 516 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:25,720 Some of them are even good looking. 517 00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:27,305 That good looking? 518 00:30:32,519 --> 00:30:33,645 Did you see that? 519 00:30:41,361 --> 00:30:42,362 You're feeling something? 520 00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,282 Yeah. 521 00:30:49,369 --> 00:30:52,205 I could give you crap for making me wait 11 years, 522 00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:53,540 but instead I'm gonna thank you 523 00:30:53,665 --> 00:30:56,918 for not making me wait another 11. 524 00:30:57,919 --> 00:31:00,088 Every little girl wants a pony 525 00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:02,048 until they have to clean up after it. 526 00:31:02,174 --> 00:31:05,260 You think I'm gonna quit on this? On an 11-year-old? 527 00:31:05,385 --> 00:31:07,721 The only relationship you haven't quit on has been with me. 528 00:31:07,846 --> 00:31:10,265 Hmm. A needy, truculent narcissist. 529 00:31:10,390 --> 00:31:13,518 I think it's been the perfect training for parenthood. 530 00:31:14,895 --> 00:31:16,480 That's not even close. 531 00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:19,983 This is the rest of your life. 532 00:31:21,359 --> 00:31:23,403 If you screw this up, you don't get to run away. 533 00:31:24,613 --> 00:31:26,198 You get to ruin both your lives. 534 00:31:26,323 --> 00:31:27,574 This is a bigger responsibility 535 00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:31,369 than any you've ever taken on, and screwed up. 536 00:31:33,413 --> 00:31:34,789 I know. 537 00:31:36,791 --> 00:31:38,502 That's why I'm so excited about it. 538 00:31:38,627 --> 00:31:39,961 (DOOR OPENS) 539 00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:49,596 You're really happier doing this than looking at boobs all day? 540 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,807 Luckily, I get patients like you every now and again 541 00:31:52,933 --> 00:31:55,185 who let me re-experience the joy. 542 00:31:55,310 --> 00:31:56,478 (COUGHS) 543 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:58,563 You know the best part of my day 544 00:31:58,688 --> 00:32:00,315 is when I'm sitting in that penalty box 545 00:32:00,440 --> 00:32:02,943 after I beat someone up. 546 00:32:03,068 --> 00:32:06,321 It's the only time I know I'm safe. 547 00:32:06,446 --> 00:32:08,490 Think Lemieux ever felt that way? 548 00:32:08,615 --> 00:32:09,658 I'm not going back. 549 00:32:09,783 --> 00:32:10,825 To hockey? 550 00:32:10,951 --> 00:32:14,037 To enforcing. Whatever that costs. 551 00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:17,332 Good for you. 552 00:32:17,457 --> 00:32:19,084 (PUCK CLATTERS) Oh! 553 00:32:19,209 --> 00:32:21,127 First goal for the Pocket Rocket. 554 00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:22,462 (BOBBY GASPING) 555 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,006 Bobby? 556 00:32:26,466 --> 00:32:27,968 (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) 557 00:32:28,093 --> 00:32:29,386 We need a team in here! 558 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:37,894 He's completely paralyzed and he tested negative for botulism. 559 00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:45,527 I am now accepting long shots. 560 00:32:46,736 --> 00:32:47,821 Polio? 561 00:32:47,946 --> 00:32:49,030 Some kids were never vaccinated. 562 00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:52,534 Unless they played sports all their lives and had two physicals a year. 563 00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,452 How about MLD? 564 00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:55,912 TAUB: That's a bad fit. 565 00:32:56,871 --> 00:32:58,790 I say that not because there's no treatment for MLD, 566 00:32:58,915 --> 00:33:00,125 but because it's a bad fit. 567 00:33:00,250 --> 00:33:01,710 His cognitive abilities are unaffected. 568 00:33:02,252 --> 00:33:04,588 Prion disease could explain the waxing and waning symptoms. 569 00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,339 The test for prions is a brain biopsy. 570 00:33:06,464 --> 00:33:09,217 And given his history, there's got to be brain swelling. 571 00:33:09,342 --> 00:33:11,428 We can't risk drilling into his skull. 572 00:33:11,553 --> 00:33:12,512 Pretty sure we can. 573 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:16,891 We also could keep talking until we can find an answer we all can agree on. 574 00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:20,520 What, all of us? Those of us who love him, those who hate him? 575 00:33:20,645 --> 00:33:22,606 Those who don't give a crap about him or you? 576 00:33:22,731 --> 00:33:24,899 Or I could just discuss it on my own with Foreman. 577 00:33:25,984 --> 00:33:27,277 He's not your friend. 578 00:33:27,402 --> 00:33:29,154 I get it, he's a patient. 579 00:33:29,279 --> 00:33:32,073 - I'm not... - He never had your back. 580 00:33:33,199 --> 00:33:36,578 He didn't insist that I apologize to you. 581 00:33:38,580 --> 00:33:41,082 He asked me to take you off the case. 582 00:33:48,340 --> 00:33:50,091 Biopsy his brain. 583 00:33:57,599 --> 00:33:58,475 Hey, Dad. 584 00:33:58,600 --> 00:33:59,601 Hey. 585 00:34:00,435 --> 00:34:04,856 Sorry I'm late. Got in a fight with my mom. She is such a tool. 586 00:34:04,981 --> 00:34:06,441 I'm sure she means well. 587 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:10,320 She wants to open a reserve in Costa Rica for rescued birds of prey. 588 00:34:13,198 --> 00:34:14,491 But how serious is she? 589 00:34:14,616 --> 00:34:18,828 From my recollection, she used to talk about doing a lot. 590 00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:21,956 Yeah, but she bought plane tickets for Monday. 591 00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:30,548 Well, Costa Rica is beautiful. 592 00:34:30,674 --> 00:34:32,801 And the schools are supposed to be great. 593 00:34:32,926 --> 00:34:35,637 Oh! I'm not going. It's her stupid dream, not mine. 594 00:34:36,638 --> 00:34:37,764 Then what will you do? 595 00:34:42,811 --> 00:34:43,978 Uh... 596 00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:50,694 I thought maybe I could stay with you? 597 00:34:52,654 --> 00:34:55,156 Your place is only three miles away from my school. 598 00:34:55,281 --> 00:34:56,533 I can bus it every day. 599 00:34:56,658 --> 00:34:59,494 And I do my own laundry. I keep my room tidy. 600 00:34:59,619 --> 00:35:02,539 Duncan, this... 601 00:35:02,664 --> 00:35:05,792 (CHUCKLES NERVOUSLY) This is very sudden. 602 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:10,213 I know. I'm sorry. 603 00:35:14,551 --> 00:35:16,511 Please don't send me to the jungle. 604 00:35:24,561 --> 00:35:26,730 If it's okay with your mother, it's okay with me. 605 00:35:39,242 --> 00:35:40,910 Take me off the case. 606 00:35:42,579 --> 00:35:45,582 I've obviously completely lost my objectivity. 607 00:35:45,707 --> 00:35:47,709 I'm not helping. I'm not even neutral. 608 00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:50,712 Agreed. 609 00:35:51,713 --> 00:35:53,715 So why shouldn't I take you off all my cases? 610 00:35:54,716 --> 00:35:56,718 Because you were right. I hate bullies. 611 00:35:57,719 --> 00:35:58,595 You work for me. 612 00:35:58,720 --> 00:35:59,637 You're not a bully. 613 00:35:59,763 --> 00:36:01,473 Pretty sure I am, dickwad. 614 00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,601 I've known a lot of bullies, people who didn't like me because I'm short, 615 00:36:04,726 --> 00:36:05,769 people who didn't like me because I'm Jewish. 616 00:36:05,894 --> 00:36:08,438 Yeah, I get it, there's a long list of reasons not to like you. 617 00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:12,066 You relentlessly mock, but it's not for self-aggrandizement, 618 00:36:12,192 --> 00:36:15,612 it's because ideas are bigger than feelings. 619 00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:19,616 At least that's what I choose to believe. 620 00:36:19,741 --> 00:36:23,745 I also thought you had the side effect of desensitizing me. 621 00:36:28,124 --> 00:36:30,335 You little hebe. 622 00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:34,172 Here are some ideas for you. 623 00:36:34,297 --> 00:36:37,759 You screwed up. You kept on screwing up. Everything you said is true. 624 00:36:38,885 --> 00:36:43,306 Except it doesn't mean you walk away. 625 00:36:44,641 --> 00:36:47,519 You just learn to trust nothing. 626 00:36:48,895 --> 00:36:52,982 Everything you think you feel, everything you think you know, 627 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:57,529 you question every call, play through every whistle. 628 00:37:02,116 --> 00:37:04,244 I just had a light bulb. 629 00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:06,579 Maybe. 630 00:37:07,205 --> 00:37:08,790 You can trust light bulbs. 631 00:37:19,217 --> 00:37:21,636 Stop. It's not prions. 632 00:37:22,345 --> 00:37:26,349 Epstein-Barr gave him mono, it also gave him Miller Fisher syndrome. 633 00:37:26,474 --> 00:37:29,477 The plasmapheresis played through the whistle. 634 00:37:29,602 --> 00:37:32,522 We gave it to him for MPA, but when he got worse, we took him off. 635 00:37:32,647 --> 00:37:35,024 When he got better, we thought it was the antitoxin, 636 00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:37,944 but it was actually the plasmapheresis still working. 637 00:37:38,653 --> 00:37:41,823 We had the right treatment, just the wrong diagnosis. 638 00:37:42,991 --> 00:37:44,951 It was my metaphor that solved the case. 639 00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:48,454 Put him back on plasmapheresis. He'll be fine. 640 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,874 Nice save. 641 00:37:50,999 --> 00:37:53,459 Didn't quite make up for being a sieve the rest of the game. 642 00:37:58,256 --> 00:37:59,799 (DOOR OPENS) 643 00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:01,843 (SWITCH CLICKS) 644 00:38:02,802 --> 00:38:04,637 Ex-girlfriend's baby again? 645 00:38:08,308 --> 00:38:10,226 His mother is moving to Costa Rica, 646 00:38:10,351 --> 00:38:12,312 he asked if he could move in with me... 647 00:38:12,437 --> 00:38:13,730 (LAUGHS) 648 00:38:13,855 --> 00:38:15,523 ...and I said yes. 649 00:38:21,613 --> 00:38:25,617 Well, it's only six or seven years. 650 00:38:26,701 --> 00:38:28,202 Unless he can't get into college, 651 00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:30,747 in which case it's more a matter of your life expectancy. 652 00:38:30,872 --> 00:38:34,334 I said yes, knowing I'm not remotely ready for that, 653 00:38:34,459 --> 00:38:37,754 knowing he's not ready to be separated from his mother. 654 00:38:37,879 --> 00:38:40,798 This isn't the act of a mature, rational adult. 655 00:38:41,883 --> 00:38:43,009 (SIGHS) 656 00:38:44,302 --> 00:38:45,887 I can't do this, House. 657 00:38:47,931 --> 00:38:49,724 You were right. 658 00:38:52,894 --> 00:38:56,773 I have an idea that can make this entire problem go away. 659 00:38:56,898 --> 00:39:00,276 Yes, I really want to hear your clever late-term abortion joke. 660 00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:02,946 You were right about everything. This is life. 661 00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,823 It's real. It doesn't just go away. 662 00:39:07,909 --> 00:39:08,952 (SIGHS) 663 00:39:11,913 --> 00:39:12,997 None of that is true. 664 00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:19,796 Hey. 665 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:21,005 Duncan. 666 00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:25,927 Actually, it's Wendel, one "L". 667 00:39:28,638 --> 00:39:33,017 If you're gonna get pissy, remember, it was House's idea. 668 00:39:38,314 --> 00:39:39,399 You're an actor? 669 00:39:39,941 --> 00:39:42,568 Five commercials, and a recurring on Days of our Lives. 670 00:39:47,240 --> 00:39:51,202 You were regretting not having kids, so I gave you one. 671 00:39:51,953 --> 00:39:55,832 Thereby rendering you regret-free. It's a priceless gift. 672 00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:57,291 - Get out. - Well, it's not priceless. 673 00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:59,085 He charges SAG minimum... 674 00:39:59,210 --> 00:40:01,004 Get out! 675 00:40:03,631 --> 00:40:05,133 Chillax, Dad. 676 00:40:05,967 --> 00:40:08,261 Can you do an Australian accent? 677 00:40:18,104 --> 00:40:19,522 (CHUCKLES) 678 00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:23,860 (SIGHS) 679 00:40:34,996 --> 00:40:37,165 I just got the call. 680 00:40:38,166 --> 00:40:41,044 Three-year deal, 2.1 million. 681 00:40:49,010 --> 00:40:53,014 What about the flooded backyard and pretending to be Lemieux? 682 00:40:54,015 --> 00:40:56,017 That's why I took it. 683 00:40:56,934 --> 00:40:59,562 After all I did to get here, 684 00:40:59,687 --> 00:41:02,023 half a dream is better than nothing. 685 00:41:04,817 --> 00:41:08,696 Maybe my new coach will see what my Juniors coach didn't. 686 00:41:12,325 --> 00:41:13,743 That'd be nice. 687 00:41:36,557 --> 00:41:38,059 I'm not sleeping with you. 688 00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,354 That's a shame. 689 00:41:47,360 --> 00:41:48,861 This is about Popo. 690 00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:53,950 She's not sleeping with me either, right? 691 00:41:54,075 --> 00:41:56,869 You were jealous of me, my family. 692 00:42:05,253 --> 00:42:08,798 Maybe you've got too much and I've got too little. 693 00:42:17,223 --> 00:42:19,976 I might sleep with you after all. 694 00:42:20,101 --> 00:42:22,019 (SOUL MUSIC PLAYING) 695 00:42:51,132 --> 00:42:53,676 The woman that I called, that was really Beth? 696 00:42:54,218 --> 00:42:56,220 Found her on Facebook. 697 00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:57,763 How much did she charge? 698 00:42:57,889 --> 00:43:00,391 Nothing. She's still pissed at you. 699 00:43:02,226 --> 00:43:03,728 Can you pass the bacon? 700 00:43:03,853 --> 00:43:06,022 I thought you liked prosciutto. 701 00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:08,149 Nobody likes prosciutto.