1 00:00:02,149 --> 00:00:03,859 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 2 00:00:08,196 --> 00:00:10,073 Let's get back to Phil and Diane. 3 00:00:10,198 --> 00:00:11,867 Phil's been having a hard time finding work, 4 00:00:11,992 --> 00:00:15,621 and Diane wants him to talk to her about his fear, his disappointment. 5 00:00:16,163 --> 00:00:20,584 And Phil wants Diane to trust him, that they'll get through this, 6 00:00:20,709 --> 00:00:23,879 ideally without having to keep discussing feelings. 7 00:00:24,755 --> 00:00:27,299 Not your exact words, but am I wrong? 8 00:00:27,424 --> 00:00:30,052 And most guys out there are the same way. 9 00:00:30,177 --> 00:00:35,599 But, ladies, if you're feeling frustrated, remember, 10 00:00:35,724 --> 00:00:41,188 it's not our fault. We were raised to be strong, not emotional, 11 00:00:41,313 --> 00:00:44,316 to deny vulnerability, not embrace it. 12 00:00:44,441 --> 00:00:46,818 And you know what that makes us? 13 00:00:47,444 --> 00:00:49,321 Dinosaurs. (CROWD LAUGHS) 14 00:00:49,446 --> 00:00:52,449 Nobody needs us to hunt wild animals for food. 15 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:55,786 Nobody needs us to cut down trees to build shelter. 16 00:00:55,911 --> 00:00:59,164 They need us to evolve. To catch up. 17 00:01:02,584 --> 00:01:06,421 Since the 1960s, women's roles have shifted radically. 18 00:01:09,925 --> 00:01:14,930 (STUTTERING) And as their roles have changed, so have women. 19 00:01:15,931 --> 00:01:20,227 Well, they've become tougher, more demanding of us, their partners. 20 00:01:20,352 --> 00:01:22,938 And who can blame them? Who can... 21 00:01:23,939 --> 00:01:25,732 Who can... 22 00:01:25,857 --> 00:01:27,859 For expecting us to 23 00:01:29,611 --> 00:01:30,612 do the... 24 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:32,364 (CROWD GASPS) 25 00:01:32,489 --> 00:01:33,865 MARLENE: Joe! 26 00:01:36,785 --> 00:01:38,787 Joe.Joe. 27 00:01:39,496 --> 00:01:41,415 We need an ambulance. 28 00:02:15,907 --> 00:02:17,617 - You want? - I'm good. 29 00:02:19,995 --> 00:02:21,455 JESSICA: Your limp's almost gone. 30 00:02:22,622 --> 00:02:25,083 It pains me to interrupt the collegial banter. 31 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:28,754 It pains me even more to listen to it continue. 38-year-old man 32 00:02:28,879 --> 00:02:31,923 spikes a fever and collapses during a speaking engagement. 33 00:02:32,048 --> 00:02:33,800 ER checks out blood volume, 34 00:02:33,925 --> 00:02:36,762 cardiac function and autonomic reflexes. All normal. 35 00:02:36,887 --> 00:02:39,556 Our patient makes a living telling men to behave more like women. 36 00:02:39,681 --> 00:02:42,309 Surprised you didn't throw psych symptoms into the differential. 37 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:44,186 Either way, could be a cerebral AVM. 38 00:02:44,311 --> 00:02:48,023 ER did a head CT, no sign of AVM. Decent thought, though. 39 00:02:49,483 --> 00:02:51,359 The patient's philosophy makes perfect sense. 40 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,904 Its only flaw is that it's impossible. 41 00:02:54,029 --> 00:02:57,449 Evolution doesn't work that way. You can't talk legs onto a fish. 42 00:02:57,574 --> 00:02:59,326 If we're gonna go extinct, we're gonna do it 43 00:02:59,451 --> 00:03:03,038 drinking scotch and driving muscle cars. Am I right? 44 00:03:05,957 --> 00:03:07,626 Am I... Thank you. 45 00:03:07,751 --> 00:03:11,004 - Cephalic fibromuscular dysplasia? - Doesn't explain the fever. 46 00:03:11,129 --> 00:03:12,798 The patient's talking about compromise. 47 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:16,426 If you don't think that's possible, you don't think relationships are possible. 48 00:03:16,551 --> 00:03:18,762 Anyone in this room in a position to disprove that? 49 00:03:18,887 --> 00:03:20,889 This guy's just playing to his audience. 50 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,934 Women are by far the biggest consumers of the self-help industry. 51 00:03:24,059 --> 00:03:25,393 He could have a pulmonary embolism. 52 00:03:25,519 --> 00:03:28,230 Clot in his lung increases right ventricular afterload, 53 00:03:28,355 --> 00:03:30,982 drops the blood flow to his brain. We should do a pulmonary angiogram. 54 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:33,193 Patient lacks major risk factors for a PE. 55 00:03:33,318 --> 00:03:35,654 Doesn't rule it out, just makes it unlikely. 56 00:03:35,779 --> 00:03:38,615 - Maybe we start with a D-dimer? - Less invasive than the angiogram. 57 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:39,783 Good idea. 58 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:44,287 Fine. 59 00:03:44,412 --> 00:03:48,416 Now, I am hereby searching for a number two. 60 00:03:49,167 --> 00:03:51,378 Which is why I'm eating a lot of bran. 61 00:03:51,503 --> 00:03:55,131 Also, I want a team leader, someone to fill Foreman's old job. 62 00:03:57,092 --> 00:03:58,218 - Why? - You're right. 63 00:03:58,343 --> 00:04:03,181 We don't need any more structure. It's not like we had a near-fatal stabbing. 64 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:12,107 Well, if it isn't the old ball and Ukraine. 65 00:04:14,317 --> 00:04:15,360 Who's that? 66 00:04:16,194 --> 00:04:17,445 His wife. 67 00:04:19,114 --> 00:04:23,159 - Dominika. - House, you survived prison. 68 00:04:23,869 --> 00:04:25,328 And you Atlantic City. 69 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:29,791 Where they also had gangs and pruno, but slightly less recidivism. 70 00:04:29,916 --> 00:04:32,168 I start Ukrainian food truck business. 71 00:04:32,294 --> 00:04:36,339 After gambling, win, lose, everybody likes a little knish. 72 00:04:36,464 --> 00:04:39,301 You're here and I seem to remember throwing out a bunch of 73 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:43,013 certified letters from Immigration. I'm assuming there's a connection. 74 00:04:43,138 --> 00:04:45,557 Our green card interview is in four days. 75 00:04:45,682 --> 00:04:48,810 They come to the apartment. They ask questions about marriage, 76 00:04:48,935 --> 00:04:53,064 vacations, family history, what side of the bed each sleep on. 77 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:58,486 We've never taken a vacation, I don't like your family, and on top. 78 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:00,906 I hear Kiev is lovely at this time of year. 79 00:05:01,031 --> 00:05:03,950 And your mother, who may or may not be dead for all I know, misses you. 80 00:05:04,075 --> 00:05:05,952 Can it be that genius doctor 81 00:05:06,077 --> 00:05:09,664 is afraid to take on a silly government apparatchik? 82 00:05:11,416 --> 00:05:14,920 I would say more not interested than afraid, but why quibble? 83 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:16,504 Then I go to plan B. 84 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:20,759 Make you an offer that cannot be refused. 85 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:24,346 How long have you been doing seminars? 86 00:05:24,471 --> 00:05:27,223 The marriage counseling, just the past couple of years. 87 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:29,059 Before that I did corporate coaching. 88 00:05:29,184 --> 00:05:32,187 JESSICA: Can't imagine the same advice works for both audiences. 89 00:05:32,312 --> 00:05:34,940 Guess you shifted with the market. 90 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:37,442 There's nothing cynical about my husband. He and I... 91 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:39,027 It's okay. I get it. 92 00:05:39,152 --> 00:05:42,072 What guy thinks men should be more like women? 93 00:05:42,197 --> 00:05:45,367 A macho jerk who got a big wake-up call courtesy of three drunks 94 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:48,078 who beat the crap out of me outside a sports bar in Milwaukee. 95 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:51,081 I'm guessing that explains the broken wrist in your medical history. 96 00:05:51,206 --> 00:05:54,834 Those morons did me the biggest favor of my life. 97 00:05:54,960 --> 00:05:57,087 I realized I'd sacrificed my health 98 00:05:57,212 --> 00:06:01,007 because I couldn't back down from an argument over football. 99 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:03,760 Meeting Marlene was the final piece in the puzzle. 100 00:06:03,885 --> 00:06:06,096 She changed my career, my diet. 101 00:06:06,221 --> 00:06:08,223 She gave me a whole new direction in life. 102 00:06:10,308 --> 00:06:14,312 We'll need to know exactly how you changed your diet and when. 103 00:06:17,357 --> 00:06:19,109 Need my apartment key back. 104 00:06:19,234 --> 00:06:22,070 If you're breaking up with me, can we at least talk about it first? 105 00:06:22,195 --> 00:06:24,614 Maybe if you weren't all nag and no shag... 106 00:06:26,032 --> 00:06:28,243 I don't sleep with married men. 107 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,122 - I'll get a copy made. - You're an ex-con. if you get caught 108 00:06:32,247 --> 00:06:36,001 perjuring yourself to Homeland Security, you'll end up back in jail. 109 00:06:36,126 --> 00:06:39,295 That'd be troubling if there was the slightest chance that we'd get caught. 110 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:41,798 You barely know each other, and you've got about five minutes 111 00:06:41,923 --> 00:06:46,302 to remake yourselves into a convincing married couple. And why? 112 00:06:46,428 --> 00:06:49,389 Dominika gets her green card. What's in this for you? 113 00:06:49,514 --> 00:06:52,434 This is what men do for the women they pretend to love. 114 00:06:53,727 --> 00:06:56,438 Also she's paying me 30,000 bucks once we pass. 115 00:06:56,563 --> 00:06:59,149 Apparently, knishes sell like hotcakes. 116 00:06:59,274 --> 00:07:00,608 Lab results. 117 00:07:01,818 --> 00:07:03,486 Afraid you're gonna have to finish your nag later. 118 00:07:03,611 --> 00:07:07,991 I said I think it's stupid, right? Then I think I'm done. 119 00:07:10,535 --> 00:07:14,205 D-dimer came back normal. Rules out pulmonary embolism. 120 00:07:14,330 --> 00:07:17,167 And our patient's a true believer about the follies of masculinity. 121 00:07:17,292 --> 00:07:20,086 He underwent a spiritual overhaul three years ago. 122 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:21,755 He also went off gluten and red meat. 123 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:24,174 Unfortunately, that doesn't explain any of his symptoms. 124 00:07:24,299 --> 00:07:26,301 One of those points is not absurd. 125 00:07:26,426 --> 00:07:27,719 What's absurd about a change of heart? 126 00:07:27,844 --> 00:07:30,221 What this guy believes is making him a better person. 127 00:07:30,346 --> 00:07:32,182 He's going against his baser instincts. 128 00:07:32,307 --> 00:07:34,184 Base, meaning foundational, 129 00:07:34,309 --> 00:07:37,103 meaning things we're biologically programmed to do. 130 00:07:37,228 --> 00:07:41,483 Yeah, it's perfectly natural that he stopped doing that stuff. 131 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:45,278 That's the kind of lapse that could take you out of the running for team leader. 132 00:07:45,403 --> 00:07:48,114 I feel surprisingly okay with that. 133 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:52,202 It comes with a 50 buck-a-week raise. 134 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:54,245 I'm In. 135 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:57,874 You don't want to do that. You might need your dignity later in life. 136 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:01,211 You didn't. And she could be on her way to living the dream 137 00:08:01,336 --> 00:08:04,672 unless the rest of you nut up and give her... 138 00:08:07,467 --> 00:08:11,012 This spiritual overhaul. 139 00:08:11,137 --> 00:08:15,225 Did it come after a physical overhaul? A major injury of some kind? 140 00:08:15,350 --> 00:08:17,936 Bar fight. But there's no way a broken wrist explains... 141 00:08:18,061 --> 00:08:20,605 Adams, come with me. 142 00:08:20,730 --> 00:08:22,774 You, too. 143 00:08:22,899 --> 00:08:26,111 You guys get a copy of that made. 144 00:08:32,242 --> 00:08:35,078 Did those dudes bend your ball-sack like Beckham? 145 00:08:35,912 --> 00:08:39,958 - Three years ago. The bar fight. - This is Dr. House. He has a theory. 146 00:08:41,376 --> 00:08:43,044 Dr. Adams, would you mind? 147 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:52,387 I asked you a question. I assume you know the answer. 148 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:55,974 Yeah. I took a couple of serious knees to the groin. 149 00:08:56,099 --> 00:08:59,269 But what... What has gotten into me? 150 00:08:59,394 --> 00:09:00,854 Dr. Chase. 151 00:09:01,771 --> 00:09:03,398 Just pick it up. 152 00:09:07,360 --> 00:09:09,028 Do you know what's wrong with me? 153 00:09:09,154 --> 00:09:13,491 Nothing that the Golden Girls couldn't have handled in 23 hilarious minutes. 154 00:09:14,284 --> 00:09:15,994 You had a hot flash. 155 00:09:16,119 --> 00:09:19,455 Those guys kicked your guys hard enough to do lasting damage. 156 00:09:19,581 --> 00:09:24,169 You didn't even look when presented with two reasonably attractive tuchi. 157 00:09:24,294 --> 00:09:27,338 - Yeah, I said it! - I was listening to my doctor. 158 00:09:27,463 --> 00:09:31,301 People generally listen with their ears, leaving their eyes free to wander. 159 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:34,846 I'm guessing that your testosterone level is just below Bieber. 160 00:09:34,971 --> 00:09:38,016 Do a blood test to confirm, then start hormone replacement. 161 00:09:38,141 --> 00:09:40,310 It's no wonder that you think women are so great. 162 00:09:40,435 --> 00:09:42,687 You've basically been one for the last three years. 163 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:47,901 TAUB: Tests confirmed House was right. 164 00:09:48,026 --> 00:09:49,819 Low testosterone explains all your symptoms. 165 00:09:49,944 --> 00:09:52,071 They should go away with replacement therapy. 166 00:09:52,197 --> 00:09:53,907 We're gonna give you a fairly high dose. 167 00:09:54,032 --> 00:09:56,034 Over time, your personal physician may reduce it a little. 168 00:09:56,159 --> 00:09:58,119 Just need you to turn around. 169 00:09:59,412 --> 00:10:02,457 - Will the shots increase his libido? - Are you worried about that? 170 00:10:02,582 --> 00:10:03,958 No. 171 00:10:06,836 --> 00:10:11,049 - Have you been unsatisfied? - No. No, it's just... 172 00:10:11,174 --> 00:10:13,718 It's usually me that initiates things. 173 00:10:13,843 --> 00:10:19,057 Sometimes I think maybe you aren't that attracted to me. 174 00:10:19,182 --> 00:10:20,475 Are you crazy? 175 00:10:20,600 --> 00:10:24,520 With these injections, you will see an increase in sex drive. 176 00:10:24,646 --> 00:10:25,897 - Great. - Yeah. 177 00:10:34,781 --> 00:10:36,241 - All done. - Okay. 178 00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:40,245 (GASPS) Something's wrong. 179 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:45,083 - I think I peed myself. - Is that from the testosterone? 180 00:10:45,208 --> 00:10:49,003 Couldn't be. I don't think you're going home just yet. 181 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:56,302 CHASE: It's not a plumbing problem. Means it's probably neurological. 182 00:10:56,427 --> 00:10:57,637 And? 183 00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:03,351 And name Dominika's three brothers. 184 00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:10,525 Volodymyr, Oleksiy and... 185 00:11:12,527 --> 00:11:13,611 (GROANS) 186 00:11:13,736 --> 00:11:15,822 The low testosterone is off the table as a symptom. 187 00:11:15,947 --> 00:11:17,865 Guy got his nuts cracked three years ago. 188 00:11:17,991 --> 00:11:19,367 Don't need to look much further than that. 189 00:11:19,492 --> 00:11:21,703 So his hose just happens to spring a leak 190 00:11:21,828 --> 00:11:26,499 at the same time he's in the hospital for a totally unrelated problem? 191 00:11:26,624 --> 00:11:28,793 - Fjodor! - It's Fedir. 192 00:11:28,918 --> 00:11:32,046 If low testosterone means I can't get sick with something else, 193 00:11:32,171 --> 00:11:34,132 then punch me in the junk right now. 194 00:11:34,257 --> 00:11:36,426 I would if it weren't redundant. 195 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:38,845 Is Fedir the one who married Mykola? 196 00:11:38,970 --> 00:11:42,640 Mykola is Dominika's uncle. 197 00:11:42,765 --> 00:11:45,810 How is it you can retain every detail of our habits and personal lives 198 00:11:45,935 --> 00:11:47,729 and none of this? 199 00:11:47,854 --> 00:11:50,440 I find it hard to remember things I don't give a crap about. 200 00:11:50,565 --> 00:11:53,443 Ergo, Dominika has one brother, and his name is Al. 201 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:57,405 Maybe the testicular damage set the stage for something worse. 202 00:11:57,530 --> 00:12:01,451 Multiple sclerosis causes incontinence and progresses faster in men with low T. 203 00:12:01,576 --> 00:12:02,952 Way to stay on point. 204 00:12:03,077 --> 00:12:05,747 It's that kind of leadership that's putting you at the head of the pack. 205 00:12:05,872 --> 00:12:08,166 There is no pack. She's the only applicant. 206 00:12:09,375 --> 00:12:13,755 Well, that's settled, then. Have your underlings do an LP 207 00:12:13,880 --> 00:12:17,467 and get a cranio-spinal MRI to check for plaques associated with MS. 208 00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:21,012 I will go tell Foreman about your promotion. 209 00:12:21,137 --> 00:12:22,472 - Wait. - Wait. 210 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:28,144 CHI: So nobody cares about the job until I apply 211 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:31,481 and suddenly it's the last limited edition lightsaber at Comicon? 212 00:12:31,606 --> 00:12:34,734 Just seems like it should go to someone with more seniority. 213 00:12:34,859 --> 00:12:35,902 Meaning you. 214 00:12:36,027 --> 00:12:39,113 - I said more, not most. - Meaning you or Taub. 215 00:12:39,238 --> 00:12:42,700 House is a dictator. Second-in-command is a meaningless position. 216 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,494 Doesn't look meaningless on my resume. 217 00:12:44,619 --> 00:12:46,621 It doesn't have to be meaningless at all. 218 00:12:46,746 --> 00:12:49,332 The right person could turn it into something, 219 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:51,084 get the department running smoothly. 220 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:53,252 I wonder who that right person could be. 221 00:12:53,378 --> 00:12:54,921 House is the head of the department. 222 00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:58,383 It's only fair that a woman should hold the other position of authority. 223 00:12:58,508 --> 00:13:01,677 Yeah, let's go affirmative action on this, because then I'll definitely win. 224 00:13:01,803 --> 00:13:06,099 This is what House wants. Wind us up and watch us fight over an empty title. 225 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:10,478 Which would make us extra stupid because of what we've just been through. 226 00:13:10,603 --> 00:13:14,273 We should let him choose whoever he wants and move on. 227 00:13:17,985 --> 00:13:21,114 So if these proteins are in my spinal fluid, that means I have MS. 228 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:24,200 The proteins may indicate MS. There's no one definitive test. 229 00:13:24,325 --> 00:13:26,744 That's why Dr. House ordered an MRI as well. 230 00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:28,663 This is anaesthetic. 231 00:13:29,664 --> 00:13:34,335 It's a scary diagnosis, but advances are being made. 232 00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,296 Several drugs approved just this year. 233 00:13:37,422 --> 00:13:39,549 To be honest, at the moment I'm feeling a little more worried 234 00:13:39,674 --> 00:13:43,386 about the testosterone injections. It's making me feel different. 235 00:13:43,511 --> 00:13:45,430 Kind of amped. 236 00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:51,144 I went through this big life change, and it felt really meaningful, 237 00:13:52,854 --> 00:13:55,690 but what if it was all just chemistry? 238 00:13:56,482 --> 00:13:59,402 Loss of testosterone could have been a factor. 239 00:13:59,527 --> 00:14:02,447 But think of it as a catalyst. 240 00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:04,991 It got you to re-evaluate. Now you know what's important. 241 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:08,828 You can choose to hold on to that. Right? 242 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:12,331 Certainly worth trying. 243 00:14:13,082 --> 00:14:15,460 Deep breath, stay very still. 244 00:14:16,711 --> 00:14:19,422 Just tell House to drop the whole team leader thing. 245 00:14:19,547 --> 00:14:22,967 - That's the only way it'll go away. - I don't think it's such a bad idea. 246 00:14:24,302 --> 00:14:26,888 A little more structure in your department couldn't hurt. 247 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:30,308 Yeah, House is doing this because of his great love of structure, 248 00:14:30,433 --> 00:14:32,810 not because he wants us to turn on each other. 249 00:14:32,935 --> 00:14:35,062 So, don't do that. 250 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:40,109 It makes sense to have someone in there with a little more accountability. 251 00:14:40,234 --> 00:14:43,988 As long as it's not Adams. She sees the whole thing as an opportunity 252 00:14:44,113 --> 00:14:49,160 to remake the department in her image. Or Park, for obvious reasons. 253 00:14:49,994 --> 00:14:54,040 And Taub's got the kids. He's pretty busy. 254 00:14:54,165 --> 00:14:57,668 Are you seriously angling for a job that you mocked as fake 255 00:14:57,793 --> 00:15:00,171 - the whole time I had it? - I don't want the job. 256 00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:03,758 You just don't want anyone else to have it. 257 00:15:04,467 --> 00:15:05,927 This'll be great. 258 00:15:11,474 --> 00:15:13,684 Your grandmother is kind of sexy. 259 00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:18,272 This is Taras Shevchenko, the greatest Ukrainian poet. 260 00:15:18,397 --> 00:15:21,651 Is he the guy behind There Once Was a Man From Kremenchuk? 261 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,569 Help me move coffee table. 262 00:15:23,694 --> 00:15:27,448 Well, then, where will we have coffee? And by coffee, I mean scotch. 263 00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:31,494 Coffee and booze are artificial high. For me, high is in exercise. 264 00:15:34,830 --> 00:15:35,831 (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 265 00:15:43,381 --> 00:15:47,218 Dance-aerobics. Fun and good for the butt. 266 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:48,678 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 267 00:15:57,520 --> 00:15:59,313 Amy Grant? 268 00:15:59,438 --> 00:16:03,818 I know, but there's a hot girl jumping up and down in my living room, so... 269 00:16:06,404 --> 00:16:07,363 (MUSIC STOPS) 270 00:16:07,488 --> 00:16:08,489 Aww! 271 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:14,370 You have a limited amount of time to learn a ton of uninteresting facts. 272 00:16:14,495 --> 00:16:16,622 Welcome to my wheelhouse. 273 00:16:17,873 --> 00:16:19,709 You brought a protractor? 274 00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:22,336 You never know when you might need to make a pie chart. 275 00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:28,718 Looks like someone is currying favor for the team leader position. 276 00:16:28,843 --> 00:16:35,224 Yes. We'll be using a basic alphabet technique with a mnemonic multiplier. 277 00:16:35,349 --> 00:16:37,810 In high school, they called me the Bookie Monster. 278 00:16:39,186 --> 00:16:42,732 Pop quiz. Where did you get the candlesticks? 279 00:16:42,857 --> 00:16:45,359 On three. One, two, three. 280 00:16:45,484 --> 00:16:46,527 - Morocco. - Denver. 281 00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:56,203 Drink up. It's gonna be a long night. 282 00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:02,585 You really think this guy's gonna Hulk out once the hormones kick in? 283 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:06,297 Some male lizards do push-ups to attract mates. 284 00:17:06,422 --> 00:17:08,007 When scientists gave them extra testosterone, 285 00:17:08,132 --> 00:17:11,886 they did push-ups until they died. Same drive you took advantage of 286 00:17:12,011 --> 00:17:14,889 to get Chase to carry a box of files down to your car yesterday. 287 00:17:16,390 --> 00:17:19,644 Periventricular and subcortical white matter are clean. 288 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:24,732 So you're saying masculinity is ingrained and irrational. 289 00:17:25,566 --> 00:17:27,026 I'm saying it's pointless to try... 290 00:17:27,151 --> 00:17:31,155 By extension, you're also saying femininity is enlightened and rational. 291 00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:35,117 It's the way we should all be. Guys just aren't capable of it. 292 00:17:39,997 --> 00:17:42,249 Brain stem and cord are clean. 293 00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,085 JOE: Is it okay if I scratch my nose? 294 00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:45,878 Go ahead. 295 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:48,714 I guess he doesn't have MS. 296 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,925 JOE". Something's wrong. 297 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:55,346 - Is it your hand? - No, it's my eyes. 298 00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,181 I'm seeing double. 299 00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:06,399 CHI: Smile. It's your honeymoon. 300 00:18:12,863 --> 00:18:13,823 (CAMERA CLICKS) 301 00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:17,827 So, what causes double vision on top of all the other symptoms? 302 00:18:17,952 --> 00:18:20,246 It's not a brain tumor, or we would've seen it on the scans. 303 00:18:20,371 --> 00:18:22,748 Eye exam didn't offer anything conclusive. 304 00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:25,167 Let's do some winter shots. Wardrobe change. 305 00:18:25,292 --> 00:18:27,503 Thyroid eye disease in conjunction with Graves. 306 00:18:27,628 --> 00:18:28,963 Thyroid level's normal. 307 00:18:29,964 --> 00:18:31,799 CHASE: Check it out. 308 00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:35,970 Simpson traded this in exchange for me helping out on some of my days off. 309 00:18:37,138 --> 00:18:40,224 Quite the display of initiative and leadership. 310 00:18:40,349 --> 00:18:43,394 But you're way too smart to fall for a blatant bribe like that. 311 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:46,731 Or a blatant flaunting of cleavage like those. 312 00:18:47,231 --> 00:18:49,650 What happened to not letting House get to you? 313 00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:53,863 You're like lemmings marching off the cliff of competitive humiliation. 314 00:18:53,988 --> 00:18:55,823 All I'm doing is my job. 315 00:18:55,948 --> 00:18:58,200 House has indicated that he considers me attractive. 316 00:18:58,325 --> 00:19:01,454 There's nothing wrong with me using my strengths to my advantage. 317 00:19:01,579 --> 00:19:05,541 With an argument like that, maybe you should drop down to your knees and... 318 00:19:05,666 --> 00:19:07,585 I mean, unless that's not your strength. 319 00:19:10,087 --> 00:19:12,715 Big hug, big man. It's cold out here. 320 00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:16,844 At the risk of derailing this very productive photo shoot 321 00:19:16,969 --> 00:19:20,556 and bickering session, what about myesthenia gravis? 322 00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:23,893 Extra-ocular muscle weakness leads to double vision, 323 00:19:24,018 --> 00:19:26,228 atonic bladder leads to incontinence. 324 00:19:26,353 --> 00:19:29,356 Could've been triggered when his T got really low. 325 00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,195 Ooh, little one. He'd be a good pick. 326 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,365 Smooth. You let the rest of them compete, 327 00:19:38,491 --> 00:19:41,368 tear each other to pieces, then you swoop in with the save. 328 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:44,705 Start the patient on MG and plasmapheresis. 329 00:19:44,830 --> 00:19:46,373 Can you handle that, please? 330 00:19:49,210 --> 00:19:51,086 - I need a minute. - HOUSE: Make it quick. 331 00:19:51,212 --> 00:19:52,838 We're due in Memphis. 332 00:19:59,637 --> 00:20:02,223 You think you want this, but it's a bad idea. 333 00:20:02,348 --> 00:20:05,184 I was gonna go Dollywood, but I'm not sure I can pull off that wig. 334 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:10,940 Everybody was playing nice, and in your world, nice doesn't solve cases. 335 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:15,027 But after what happened, a little bonding is a good thing. 336 00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,447 We still have ideas, we still argue. 337 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:22,284 Maybe it could work better if we appreciate each other. 338 00:20:22,409 --> 00:20:26,330 That's impressive. You said that whole thing without once moving your lips. 339 00:20:27,414 --> 00:20:29,416 The ones you're not moving. 340 00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:36,257 I get it. I won't play along with your stupid games, 341 00:20:36,382 --> 00:20:38,509 so I'm no longer a man. Clever. 342 00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:40,970 Actually, you won't play along with my stupid games 343 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:44,431 because you're no longer a man. Still clever, though. 344 00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:48,894 Studies have shown that raising kids lowers testosterone levels in men. 345 00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,813 The more involved you are, the lower it gets. 346 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:55,901 Right, having kids has neutered me. 347 00:20:56,026 --> 00:20:58,863 Or maybe it's helped me finally grow up. 348 00:21:04,285 --> 00:21:06,203 How are you feeling? 349 00:21:06,328 --> 00:21:09,623 As long as I keep my eyes closed, pretty good. 350 00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:16,630 Really good, actually. I've got energy, I feel confident, clear. 351 00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:19,091 Testosterone does tend to perk you up. 352 00:21:19,216 --> 00:21:22,928 - Hey, hon, I brought you a burger. - Really? 353 00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:25,139 You're in the hospital. Eat whatever you want. 354 00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:28,100 You are the best wife ever. 355 00:21:28,225 --> 00:21:33,022 I'm not just saying that because of how great your ass looks in those jeans. 356 00:21:33,147 --> 00:21:36,025 - I'm sorry, that was a little... - No, it's okay. 357 00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:38,235 A girl likes to know she's appreciated. 358 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:39,862 Come here. 359 00:21:41,780 --> 00:21:45,826 So, I think we should talk to Leading Lights about seminars and DVDs. 360 00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:48,329 You sure? You were worried about the commitment. 361 00:21:48,454 --> 00:21:52,541 Yeah, there's no point being in business with them halfway. 362 00:21:52,666 --> 00:21:56,462 - You okay with that? - It's good to finally have a decision. 363 00:21:57,171 --> 00:21:58,172 Okay. 364 00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:03,385 Fedir is the brother she worries about the most, 365 00:22:03,510 --> 00:22:05,554 ever since Luba passed. 366 00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:10,935 Sorry, this was the closest we could find to the cold, soulless offices 367 00:22:11,060 --> 00:22:12,394 of a government bureaucracy. 368 00:22:12,519 --> 00:22:14,563 If you're not using your office, I will. 369 00:22:14,688 --> 00:22:17,733 Does Dominika still communicate with her high school friends? 370 00:22:17,858 --> 00:22:22,529 Vasyly, yes, Oksana, no. Not since she kissed Pavlo. 371 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:25,908 'Cause that bitch knew that Dominika liked him. 372 00:22:28,202 --> 00:22:31,956 - Wrong. - Oksana is a slut, dead to me. 373 00:22:32,081 --> 00:22:33,958 The right answer is the wrong answer. 374 00:22:34,083 --> 00:22:37,336 No husband would pay that much attention to his wife's friend dramas. 375 00:22:37,461 --> 00:22:40,214 Haven't you been divorced three times? 376 00:22:43,217 --> 00:22:47,262 In between those divorces, I was married, non-fraudulently, 377 00:22:47,388 --> 00:22:51,767 for 12 years total, which is 12 years longer than anyone in this room. 378 00:22:53,227 --> 00:22:54,228 (SIGHS) 379 00:22:54,937 --> 00:22:56,146 Move. 380 00:23:04,780 --> 00:23:07,241 So, are you going for this team leader thing? 381 00:23:07,366 --> 00:23:08,409 Probably. 382 00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:12,121 You deserve it. You have way more experience than me. 383 00:23:12,246 --> 00:23:13,288 You're giving UP? 384 00:23:13,414 --> 00:23:16,667 I wish. I still have a lot of med school debt. 385 00:23:16,792 --> 00:23:19,795 And my parents need help with their mortgage. 386 00:23:19,920 --> 00:23:22,423 So, I could kind of use the money. 387 00:23:24,508 --> 00:23:27,136 As of an hour ago, I'm just seeing one of everything. 388 00:23:27,261 --> 00:23:31,265 - Looks like you guys were right... - We'll be right back. 389 00:23:33,142 --> 00:23:34,601 "I could use the money"? 390 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:36,228 You want to game me, you've gotta do better than that. 391 00:23:36,353 --> 00:23:37,396 - Chase... - You want to be a leader, 392 00:23:37,521 --> 00:23:39,231 you have to know how to manipulate. You can't just spill... 393 00:23:39,356 --> 00:23:42,359 I think the whites of his eyes were yellow. 394 00:23:50,617 --> 00:23:51,660 Everything okay? 395 00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:54,079 Jaundice. 396 00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:55,289 There's something wrong with your liver. 397 00:24:00,044 --> 00:24:03,714 Liver function tests confirm his enzymes are totally out of whack. 398 00:24:03,839 --> 00:24:05,674 So much for myasthenia gravis. 399 00:24:05,799 --> 00:24:09,178 Can we hurry this up? I have a government to defraud at noon. 400 00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:10,304 If you need to leave, you should. 401 00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:12,931 I'm fairly confident our patient's got sarcoidosis. 402 00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:15,309 Wow, you said that with so much authority. 403 00:24:15,434 --> 00:24:16,643 Did anyone else get chills? 404 00:24:16,769 --> 00:24:18,687 Just until I realized our patient has 405 00:24:18,812 --> 00:24:20,898 no sign of parenchymal lung abnormalities, 406 00:24:21,023 --> 00:24:22,691 which makes sarcoidosis a long shot. 407 00:24:22,816 --> 00:24:25,486 And bookkeeping isn't gonna get you any farther than the boobs. 408 00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:28,530 Though in fairness, the boobs were really, really helping. 409 00:24:28,655 --> 00:24:30,199 I still think it's myasthenia gravis. 410 00:24:30,324 --> 00:24:33,118 Did you miss the recap? We treated for that, the liver tanked. 411 00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,329 But his vision got better. 412 00:24:36,413 --> 00:24:38,207 The liver problems could be a sign of celiac. 413 00:24:38,332 --> 00:24:40,209 He's been back on gluten since he's been in the hospital. 414 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:41,210 Yesterday he had a burger. 415 00:24:41,335 --> 00:24:44,213 That would've kicked his celiac into gear, causing the liver problems. 416 00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:47,883 So your theory is that he has two unrelated diseases. 417 00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,968 And he's already got low testosterone. 418 00:24:50,094 --> 00:24:53,222 I seem to remember something about House hating coincidences. 419 00:24:53,347 --> 00:24:54,223 It's true. 420 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:58,060 I think it's Lyme disease. One single disease named Lyme. 421 00:24:58,185 --> 00:25:00,979 - Without a rash? - 10% of cases present without a rash. 422 00:25:03,857 --> 00:25:07,027 Lyme disease it is. Start the patient on antibiotics. 423 00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:11,657 I have to get home before my fake wife gets real annoyed. 424 00:25:17,246 --> 00:25:18,288 Something bothering you? 425 00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:21,542 I asked the nurse for an extra pillow. That was half an hour ago. 426 00:25:21,667 --> 00:25:23,585 Sorry, things can get pretty hectic. 427 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:26,380 It's a pillow. I mean, how hard can a pillow... 428 00:25:28,423 --> 00:25:30,384 Listen to me, I'm being a jerk. 429 00:25:32,052 --> 00:25:35,681 Testosterone can give you a shorter temper even when you're not sick. 430 00:25:35,806 --> 00:25:38,016 You noticed and adjusted. That's a good thing. 431 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:43,272 Hey. Just got a call from our lawyer. 432 00:25:43,397 --> 00:25:46,150 You changed our counter to Leading Lights? 433 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:49,194 You deserve proper billing and a salary bump in the second term. 434 00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:50,821 We talked about this. We decided 435 00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:52,781 it wasn't worth potentially blowing the deal. 436 00:25:52,906 --> 00:25:54,408 It'll be fine. 437 00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:01,123 I've got to get some work done. 438 00:26:06,753 --> 00:26:09,047 These are such pretty flowers you buy for me. 439 00:26:09,756 --> 00:26:12,634 Every Friday from Japanese florist, 440 00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,762 on corner of Edison and Conway. There's just one more thing. 441 00:26:18,432 --> 00:26:22,352 With this ring, I thee wedded. 442 00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:27,399 You left it here when you skipped town with your boyfriend. 443 00:26:27,524 --> 00:26:29,401 You kept the rings? 444 00:26:29,526 --> 00:26:32,404 Actually, I tried to trade them to a hooker for unspecified favors. 445 00:26:32,529 --> 00:26:35,115 But it turns out she doesn't accept zinc. 446 00:26:35,240 --> 00:26:36,825 Like modern fairy tale. 447 00:26:38,160 --> 00:26:39,161 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 448 00:26:48,462 --> 00:26:51,715 - Dr. and Mrs. Gregory House? - Yeah. 449 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,343 Nate Weinmann, U.S. Immigration. 450 00:26:55,344 --> 00:26:57,262 Welcome to our home. 451 00:27:13,111 --> 00:27:14,529 Give him time. 452 00:27:15,489 --> 00:27:18,367 When I was 14, there was a girl I wanted to impress. 453 00:27:18,492 --> 00:27:21,286 So I jumped off the roof of her house. Broke my ankle. 454 00:27:23,163 --> 00:27:27,376 Joe's basically going through puberty. It'll take him a while to adjust. 455 00:27:31,088 --> 00:27:34,800 I tracked down a video from one of Joe's business coaching seminars 456 00:27:34,925 --> 00:27:37,386 from before I knew him. 457 00:27:37,511 --> 00:27:40,555 JOE: (ON COMPUTER) I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise. 458 00:27:40,681 --> 00:27:43,850 But we don't live on Sesame Street. We live in the real world, 459 00:27:43,976 --> 00:27:46,144 the business world. 460 00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:49,523 If you're not a winner, you're a loser. 461 00:27:50,315 --> 00:27:54,569 If you aren't comfortable with that, go open a pottery studio. 462 00:27:57,406 --> 00:28:00,993 I never would have gone out with the guy in this video. 463 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:08,917 Do you remember the last time she visited Vasyl? 464 00:28:11,211 --> 00:28:14,423 Uh... Let me see. That would be August? 465 00:28:14,548 --> 00:28:17,259 No, no, July. 466 00:28:17,384 --> 00:28:20,304 I remember. It was right after our half anniversary 467 00:28:20,429 --> 00:28:22,681 and I forgot to put a gift in her suitcase. 468 00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:25,559 And I never heard the end of that one. 469 00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,228 House specialty. 470 00:28:28,770 --> 00:28:30,731 I made up this pun. 471 00:28:30,856 --> 00:28:31,857 (LAUGHS) 472 00:28:36,069 --> 00:28:37,571 Thank you. 473 00:28:38,572 --> 00:28:41,616 Honey, why do you do this to me? You know I'm watching my weight. 474 00:28:41,742 --> 00:28:44,202 Then maybe you stop eating cheese in front of open fridge 475 00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:46,455 in middle of the night. 476 00:28:46,580 --> 00:28:47,456 (LAUGHS) 477 00:28:47,581 --> 00:28:50,083 - WEINMANN: This is delicious. - Thank you. 478 00:28:50,584 --> 00:28:53,337 So, everything looks good in here. 479 00:28:54,796 --> 00:28:57,341 I'm just gonna step out and get a corroborating interview 480 00:28:57,466 --> 00:29:00,135 from one of the neighbors. Neighbors? 481 00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:04,598 It's middle of the day, I think everybody is at work. 482 00:29:04,723 --> 00:29:06,683 Yeah, then they're at work. I just got a form to check off, 483 00:29:06,808 --> 00:29:10,145 and you will be on your way to permanent status. 484 00:29:11,605 --> 00:29:12,606 (DOOR OPENS) 485 00:29:20,822 --> 00:29:23,617 WEINMANN: Excuse me, sir. Do you have a minute? 486 00:29:23,742 --> 00:29:25,327 (IN BRITISH ACCENT) How can I help you? 487 00:29:25,452 --> 00:29:27,537 Do you know Dr. and Mrs. House? 488 00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:31,458 Of course. They've been my neighbors about two years now. 489 00:29:31,583 --> 00:29:34,961 Lovely couple. I see them almost every night. 490 00:29:35,087 --> 00:29:38,090 - They seem always to be together. - Great. Thanks for your help. 491 00:29:38,215 --> 00:29:39,257 Cheerio. 492 00:29:40,425 --> 00:29:42,427 Hey, what are you doing? That's my door. 493 00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:49,434 Handing out menus for a new Chinese place. 494 00:29:51,978 --> 00:29:56,691 You're that guy that plays noisy video games with House on Saturday nights. 495 00:30:06,243 --> 00:30:07,786 There's a simple explanation. 496 00:30:15,669 --> 00:30:18,296 Be at my office tomorrow at 10:00. 497 00:30:26,138 --> 00:30:28,014 The patient's shown zero improvement. 498 00:30:28,140 --> 00:30:30,350 Because he's only been on the antibiotics overnight. 499 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:32,602 Or because he doesn't have Lyme disease. 500 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:34,563 - Where are you? - HOUSE: (ON PHONE) Just chilling 501 00:30:34,688 --> 00:30:36,565 at U.S. Citizenship and Immigration, 502 00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:39,568 waiting on my fraud interview with my wife and my attorney. 503 00:30:39,693 --> 00:30:42,696 - No big. - House. Hang up. 504 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:47,159 I still think it's myasthenia gravis plus celiac. 505 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:49,119 His change in diet has to be significant. 506 00:30:49,244 --> 00:30:51,538 We just need to do an intestinal biopsy to confirm. 507 00:30:51,663 --> 00:30:54,958 With his low platelet count, a biopsy puts him at risk for an abdominal bleed, 508 00:30:55,083 --> 00:30:56,585 which puts him at risk of death. 509 00:30:56,710 --> 00:30:57,711 (HOUSE HANGS UP) 510 00:30:59,921 --> 00:31:00,922 (HANGS UP) 511 00:31:02,007 --> 00:31:05,343 Either you're done or you're walking in there without a lawyer. 512 00:31:05,969 --> 00:31:06,970 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 513 00:31:08,472 --> 00:31:10,849 I know, it sounds like a phone, but it's a timer. 514 00:31:10,974 --> 00:31:13,727 To remind me to pee before our meeting. 515 00:31:20,567 --> 00:31:21,610 Hello, old chap. 516 00:31:21,735 --> 00:31:23,403 You need to save yourself. 517 00:31:23,528 --> 00:31:26,406 I was up last night, trying to find another angle, but I can't. 518 00:31:26,531 --> 00:31:28,909 Tell Immigration you were in love with Dominika, 519 00:31:29,034 --> 00:31:32,120 but your marriage fell apart. And that's why you haven't been living together. 520 00:31:34,164 --> 00:31:35,832 She'll be deported. Permanently. 521 00:31:35,957 --> 00:31:40,587 House, I know you like Dominika, you have fun with her, but you got caught. 522 00:31:40,712 --> 00:31:42,130 There's no getting out of this. 523 00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:46,968 The best you can hope for is that you don't go back to jail. 524 00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:54,976 Tell my team to skip the biopsy and give the antibiotics more time. 525 00:31:56,770 --> 00:31:58,688 They're ready for us. 526 00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:05,070 I drew a line in the sand and I won. We should be celebrating. 527 00:32:06,154 --> 00:32:08,573 - Do you need a few minutes? - I'd rather keep getting better. 528 00:32:08,698 --> 00:32:09,950 That's just it. 529 00:32:10,075 --> 00:32:13,245 You won. You made a demand that could have blown up the deal 530 00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:16,665 - and you never even asked me. - The deal didn't blow up, they caved. 531 00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:20,669 Joe, you say it in your seminars. Process matters just as much as results. 532 00:32:20,794 --> 00:32:22,546 Are you seriously busting my chops 533 00:32:22,671 --> 00:32:25,423 because I made one little move without you? 534 00:32:25,549 --> 00:32:26,967 How about stepping aside 535 00:32:27,092 --> 00:32:30,512 and letting me be the man in this relationship for a change? 536 00:32:33,098 --> 00:32:35,809 I really can't talk to you right now. 537 00:32:41,940 --> 00:32:44,651 I don't know why I said that. 538 00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:46,528 Just, I got so angry. 539 00:32:49,364 --> 00:32:51,116 Hopefully after this dose, 540 00:32:51,241 --> 00:32:53,827 you'll start to feel better and we can get you home. 541 00:32:58,832 --> 00:33:01,793 But I'd like to do one more test. 542 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:04,879 The testimony of one angry, near-sighted neighbor 543 00:33:05,005 --> 00:33:07,215 shouldn't outweigh all other evidence. Photos, utility bills... 544 00:33:07,340 --> 00:33:09,718 Yes. Because your clients would never fake anything. 545 00:33:09,843 --> 00:33:13,513 We acknowledge the neighbor thing was a mistake, but that doesn't mean 546 00:33:13,638 --> 00:33:15,724 that all the other documentation should just be thrown out. 547 00:33:15,849 --> 00:33:19,769 Look, I get that it's your job to act like there's a case here, but shut up. 548 00:33:23,857 --> 00:33:27,319 USCIS will be denying Ms. Patrova's green card application. 549 00:33:27,444 --> 00:33:30,363 You'll be referred to Immigration Court for deportation proceedings. 550 00:33:30,488 --> 00:33:33,950 And we're gonna inform your parole officer about evidence of fraud. 551 00:33:34,075 --> 00:33:37,495 So, unless anybody has anything else to add... 552 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:47,922 Please, I am begging, do not send him back to jail. 553 00:33:48,048 --> 00:33:49,549 Maybe we have not lived together all these months... 554 00:33:49,674 --> 00:33:51,509 Mrs. House, I have to advise you not to continue. 555 00:33:51,635 --> 00:33:54,763 This man and I, did we marry for love? 556 00:33:54,888 --> 00:33:59,726 No. But this past week, we have a lot of fun, 557 00:33:59,851 --> 00:34:02,729 working really hard to fool U.S. government. Right? 558 00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:04,898 - Don't answer that. - Way ahead of you. 559 00:34:05,023 --> 00:34:09,778 It was fake, but it felt real. 560 00:34:09,903 --> 00:34:12,322 Maybe because it become real. 561 00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:15,450 This man. 562 00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:19,788 My husband. I want to stay with him, 563 00:34:19,913 --> 00:34:23,917 but if I cannot, please send me away and let him be free. 564 00:34:27,504 --> 00:34:28,922 I love him. 565 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:48,441 I didn't buy a word you said. 566 00:34:51,945 --> 00:34:53,947 But a judge might. 567 00:35:02,497 --> 00:35:04,541 I'm gonna let you stay. 568 00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:08,545 But for the next six months, I'm gonna hold on to this file. 569 00:35:08,670 --> 00:35:10,672 Our investigators are gonna show up unannounced 570 00:35:10,797 --> 00:35:11,965 at 6:00 a.m., 11:00 at night, 571 00:35:12,090 --> 00:35:14,050 and they better find the two of you sitting on the couch, 572 00:35:14,175 --> 00:35:18,138 watching NCIS, eating ice cream from the same spoon. 573 00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:23,393 Or both of you will be sent to places far less pleasant than New Jersey. 574 00:35:43,913 --> 00:35:45,415 What you just said in there... 575 00:35:45,540 --> 00:35:48,877 Don't worry. I am much too smart to be falling in love with you. 576 00:35:49,002 --> 00:35:52,005 I will be needing extra shelf in bathroom. 577 00:35:56,342 --> 00:35:57,343 (DOOR OPENS) 578 00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:05,268 Abdominal biopsy showed flattened villi. Looks like you were right about celiac. 579 00:36:05,393 --> 00:36:09,898 You do remember Chase got stabbed doing a test House didn't order? 580 00:36:10,023 --> 00:36:12,442 Good comparison, since both patients were tweaked on steroids. 581 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:16,112 You only did this to score points over Chase and Park. 582 00:36:16,237 --> 00:36:18,907 We were right. I proved it and the patient didn't bleed out. 583 00:36:19,032 --> 00:36:20,909 Why are you being a jerk about this? 584 00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:23,411 Let's go see if House is back. 585 00:36:23,536 --> 00:36:24,537 (PAGERS BEEPING) 586 00:36:25,955 --> 00:36:29,209 - Patient's having trouble breathing. - So much for celiac. 587 00:36:35,882 --> 00:36:36,925 His breathing is stabilized, 588 00:36:37,050 --> 00:36:40,887 but his lung function is at 60% and his liver is tanking. 589 00:36:41,012 --> 00:36:43,932 And he has major symptoms of celiac without actually having celiac. 590 00:36:44,057 --> 00:36:48,019 - Could be Whipple's. - Doesn't explain the incontinence. 591 00:36:48,144 --> 00:36:52,232 - Intestinal lymphoma? - Doesn't explain the double vision. 592 00:36:52,357 --> 00:36:54,692 Any time you want to jump in. 593 00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:57,946 Is dance-aerobics even a thing? 594 00:36:58,071 --> 00:37:01,574 I hear it's good for the butt. What about a parasitic infection? 595 00:37:01,699 --> 00:37:03,701 Strongyloides is known to damage the small intestine... 596 00:37:03,827 --> 00:37:06,246 In this country, he's about as likely to get that as win Powerball. 597 00:37:06,371 --> 00:37:08,665 Someone does win Powerball. Every week. 598 00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:10,708 The patient went to Puerto Rico a few months ago. 599 00:37:10,834 --> 00:37:13,670 One of the few places in the U.S. you can pick up strongyloides. 600 00:37:13,795 --> 00:37:16,756 Treatment is ivermectin. We give that to someone with liver problems, 601 00:37:16,881 --> 00:37:19,384 he could have seizures, or worse. 602 00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:27,308 Do it. 603 00:37:31,229 --> 00:37:34,274 I'm hearing a lot about the value of compromise. 604 00:37:35,191 --> 00:37:38,903 But we don't live on Sesame Street. We live in the real... 605 00:37:39,946 --> 00:37:44,659 I was wondering if maybe we overlooked a symptom, or something. 606 00:37:45,660 --> 00:37:50,665 Makes perfect sense if you're the patient, and pantywaist is the symptom. 607 00:37:52,709 --> 00:37:55,003 Adams and I both thought the patient could have celiac, 608 00:37:55,128 --> 00:38:00,008 but only she was willing to go out on a limb and run the test. I gave up. 609 00:38:00,133 --> 00:38:03,344 Now you're in here watching a motivational speech. 610 00:38:03,887 --> 00:38:07,015 Even your attempt to get your balls back lacks balls. 611 00:38:07,140 --> 00:38:12,228 ...world, the business world. If you're not a winner, you're a loser. 612 00:38:12,353 --> 00:38:15,398 His voice, it's lower than it is now. 613 00:38:15,523 --> 00:38:18,776 If only there was a good reason for a professional speaker to be hoarse. 614 00:38:18,902 --> 00:38:20,987 ...go open a pottery studio. 615 00:38:21,112 --> 00:38:22,363 Good point. 616 00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:28,244 It's not a good point. It's a decent point. 617 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:32,832 You're doing it again. You got any other videos, other seminars? 618 00:38:32,957 --> 00:38:34,042 A couple. 619 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:37,837 When you see a weakness, that's a time for strength. 620 00:38:37,962 --> 00:38:41,132 A lot of people say, "I feel bad about it." The other guy made a mistake... 621 00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:45,345 You bailed too early. Now I get all the credit. 622 00:38:45,470 --> 00:38:47,764 That kind of thinking is what makes you... 623 00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:56,981 Chronic hoarseness is a symptom of a condition called silent thyroiditis. 624 00:38:58,191 --> 00:38:59,275 But I'm not hoarse. 625 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:01,903 Exactly. But you were, three years ago. 626 00:39:02,028 --> 00:39:06,282 Silent thyroiditis comes and goes. And it, in turn, is a symptom 627 00:39:06,407 --> 00:39:10,078 of Polyglandular Autoimmune syndrome, type 3. 628 00:39:10,203 --> 00:39:12,997 Which makes this is a really bad idea. 629 00:39:16,334 --> 00:39:20,171 PAS-3 attacks the body's own endocrine system, 630 00:39:20,296 --> 00:39:21,923 moving from gland to gland. 631 00:39:22,048 --> 00:39:23,424 It started in the thyroid, then, 632 00:39:23,549 --> 00:39:26,970 probably helped along by your low testosterone, moved on to the gut. 633 00:39:27,095 --> 00:39:29,263 TAUB". Where it caused celiac disease, or it would've, 634 00:39:29,389 --> 00:39:33,059 if you weren't on a gluten-free diet. I was right. 635 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:34,769 This is incredibly relevant. 636 00:39:35,853 --> 00:39:38,398 HOUSE: Eventually PAS-3 attacked your thymus gland. 637 00:39:38,523 --> 00:39:41,859 You developed myasthenia gravis, which landed you in here. 638 00:39:41,985 --> 00:39:45,113 Then you started eating gluten, which only made things worse. 639 00:39:45,238 --> 00:39:46,447 So, am I gonna be okay? 640 00:39:46,572 --> 00:39:48,491 We'll treat the various conditions with high-dose steroids. 641 00:39:48,616 --> 00:39:51,411 Assuming they respond, you'll be fine. 642 00:39:51,536 --> 00:39:53,204 And the testosterone? 643 00:39:56,124 --> 00:39:59,002 Kicked in the nuts is kicked in the nuts. 644 00:40:04,257 --> 00:40:08,928 HOUSE: Over the past week, you have all had good moments and bad. 645 00:40:09,053 --> 00:40:12,515 No one candidate has prevailed. 646 00:40:12,640 --> 00:40:18,146 So now we embark upon a contest of medical strength, 647 00:40:18,271 --> 00:40:22,150 - stamina and skill. - Can we just get this over with? 648 00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:26,070 If the competitor representing Australia would like to take a point deduction, 649 00:40:26,195 --> 00:40:28,448 he should by all means continue yapping. 650 00:40:28,573 --> 00:40:31,659 Your glee is on the verge of making this not worth it for any of us. 651 00:40:32,994 --> 00:40:36,205 - Can I at least light the torch? - Hurry. 652 00:40:42,295 --> 00:40:47,508 I declare open the games of the number one number two competition. 653 00:40:47,633 --> 00:40:50,178 Je déclare ouvert... 654 00:40:50,303 --> 00:40:52,472 All right. Ready, set, suture! 655 00:41:01,814 --> 00:41:02,857 T-time. 656 00:41:02,982 --> 00:41:07,278 What happens if I don't take it? Or at least, go to a much lower dose. 657 00:41:07,403 --> 00:41:10,114 - Are you having side effects? - No, I feel great. 658 00:41:10,239 --> 00:41:13,618 Faster, clearer. More like myself. 659 00:41:15,787 --> 00:41:17,205 But my marriage and my career, 660 00:41:17,330 --> 00:41:20,458 they're both built on me being somebody else. 661 00:41:20,583 --> 00:41:23,669 Low testosterone can cause depression and problems sleeping. 662 00:41:23,795 --> 00:41:28,049 It's also been linked to conditions such as osteoporosis and diabetes. 663 00:41:29,383 --> 00:41:31,803 It will make your life harder and more dangerous, 664 00:41:31,928 --> 00:41:34,555 on top of all the meds you'll be taking. 665 00:41:36,724 --> 00:41:38,601 I'll take that risk. 666 00:41:42,730 --> 00:41:45,066 I'm a better man without it. 667 00:42:03,459 --> 00:42:06,420 Well, this certainly has brought more structure to the department. 668 00:42:08,464 --> 00:42:11,884 Really, I'm just excited for the wheelchair race. 669 00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:15,847 You were smart not to enter. 670 00:42:15,972 --> 00:42:18,141 Never in, never lose. 671 00:42:18,266 --> 00:42:20,476 And since you no longer have stones... 672 00:42:21,686 --> 00:42:24,397 I'll split the 50 a week with you. 673 00:42:25,356 --> 00:42:26,899 Deal. 674 00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:38,411 (LOUD DANCE MUSIC PLAYING) 675 00:43:12,111 --> 00:43:14,155 Honey, I'm home!