1 00:00:03,191 --> 00:00:04,192 (EXHALES) 2 00:00:08,196 --> 00:00:09,865 HOUSE: How long has your daughter had trouble breathing? 3 00:00:10,866 --> 00:00:12,159 About a week now. 4 00:00:13,619 --> 00:00:15,120 The best dads wait two or more. 5 00:00:16,288 --> 00:00:18,248 Yeah, no. It's not like it's serious. 6 00:00:18,373 --> 00:00:21,460 I checked online and it's asthma or something. 7 00:00:21,585 --> 00:00:23,503 "Or something" is the number one killer 8 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:25,589 of teens with no medical degree. 9 00:00:25,756 --> 00:00:27,424 When was the last time he took you to see a doctor? 10 00:00:27,549 --> 00:00:29,176 Uh... Like five months ago. 11 00:00:29,301 --> 00:00:31,762 We went to a clinic in Trenton. I had strep throat. 12 00:00:31,887 --> 00:00:34,765 Remember the antibiotic they gave you? Is it neomycin? 13 00:00:34,890 --> 00:00:36,308 Amoxicillin. 14 00:00:39,519 --> 00:00:42,606 So, about the inhaler for my asthma, I was... 15 00:00:42,731 --> 00:00:43,774 Sorry. 16 00:00:44,191 --> 00:00:46,401 Hospital policy specifically prohibits me 17 00:00:46,526 --> 00:00:48,737 from giving meds to unrelated homeless people 18 00:00:48,862 --> 00:00:51,490 pretending to be father and daughter. 19 00:00:51,615 --> 00:00:52,908 Your pants are a size too short, 20 00:00:53,033 --> 00:00:54,326 so either you grew several of inches 21 00:00:54,451 --> 00:00:56,662 or you grabbed the closest size in the thrift store. 22 00:00:56,787 --> 00:00:59,122 And only you have dimples, which are adorable, 23 00:00:59,247 --> 00:01:03,126 but they're also an X-linked dominant genetic trait. 24 00:01:03,251 --> 00:01:04,628 Which actually doesn't prove anything. 25 00:01:04,753 --> 00:01:06,755 The fact that she didn't burst into tears tells me 26 00:01:06,880 --> 00:01:08,757 that you never thought he was your dad. 27 00:01:09,633 --> 00:01:11,551 Let's get out of here. 28 00:01:12,386 --> 00:01:14,221 Since you're the brains of the operation, 29 00:01:14,346 --> 00:01:15,180 you might want to stick around. 30 00:01:15,305 --> 00:01:16,932 What, so I can get busted by Social Services? 31 00:01:17,057 --> 00:01:20,227 No. So you can stop bleeding out of your ear. 32 00:01:22,354 --> 00:01:24,815 It's usually a sign of a skull fracture. 33 00:01:24,940 --> 00:01:28,235 Someone been using your head as a soccer ball? 34 00:01:28,360 --> 00:01:29,194 No. 35 00:01:29,319 --> 00:01:30,946 As much as I'd like to take your word for it, 36 00:01:31,238 --> 00:01:33,907 I have no interest in taking your word for it. 37 00:01:34,032 --> 00:01:36,076 No tenderness. No pain. 38 00:01:36,952 --> 00:01:39,663 Right. Looks like you're telling the truth about something. 39 00:01:44,793 --> 00:01:46,378 The ear canal is fine. 40 00:01:48,046 --> 00:01:50,257 And you don't have a fever. 41 00:01:51,174 --> 00:01:53,885 Pay the man. He's late for a trashcan fire. 42 00:02:06,231 --> 00:02:08,316 Would you tell me what's going on? What's wrong with me? 43 00:02:09,609 --> 00:02:11,069 I have no idea. 44 00:02:48,648 --> 00:02:51,276 Why did you ask to meet us 30 miles away from the hospital? 45 00:02:55,322 --> 00:02:56,364 Because I can. 46 00:02:57,699 --> 00:03:02,162 Also, Chris Christie's blog says the pancakes here are the best. 47 00:03:02,287 --> 00:03:04,790 So, what do we got on this 18-year-old 48 00:03:04,915 --> 00:03:06,458 with the ear bleed and the breathing problems? 49 00:03:06,583 --> 00:03:10,754 CT confirms no skull fracture. And looking at her confirms she's not 18. 50 00:03:10,879 --> 00:03:13,131 Yes, she is. Says so in the file. 51 00:03:13,256 --> 00:03:15,801 We can't treat an underage patient without a guardian. 52 00:03:15,926 --> 00:03:17,469 We need to call Social Services. 53 00:03:17,594 --> 00:03:20,889 I cut a deal with the patient. We don't call, she doesn't bolt. 54 00:03:21,014 --> 00:03:23,934 Whatever age, living on the street makes her vulnerable to malnutrition, 55 00:03:24,059 --> 00:03:26,478 drug use, HIV... All things which could explain her symptoms. 56 00:03:26,603 --> 00:03:30,941 No sign of malnutrition, tox screen's clear, STD panel was negative 57 00:03:31,066 --> 00:03:33,109 and is that Foreman? 58 00:03:36,196 --> 00:03:37,948 Oh, my goodness, it is. 59 00:03:38,406 --> 00:03:39,825 Hi, Dean Foreman! 60 00:03:42,744 --> 00:03:43,745 (CAMERA CLICKS) 61 00:03:52,295 --> 00:03:55,674 Are you not gonna introduce us because we're married? 62 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:56,842 No, wait, that's her. 63 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,928 She's a pharmaceutical rep, and this is a working breakfast. 64 00:04:00,053 --> 00:04:02,430 In a restaurant that's nowhere near your home or the hospital? 65 00:04:03,515 --> 00:04:06,101 Chris Christie recommends the pancakes. 66 00:04:09,145 --> 00:04:11,982 Squamous cell middle ear tumor could've caused the ear bleed, 67 00:04:12,107 --> 00:04:13,984 paraneoplastic reaction caused the breathing problems. 68 00:04:14,109 --> 00:04:15,402 Middle ear looks completely normal. 69 00:04:15,527 --> 00:04:17,988 But there is thickening in the lining of the wall of the third ventricle. 70 00:04:18,113 --> 00:04:19,698 Could be a sign of cerebral infection. 71 00:04:19,823 --> 00:04:21,116 JESSICA: It would explain the lack of fever. 72 00:04:21,241 --> 00:04:23,910 Pneumococcus is pretty common among the homeless population. 73 00:04:24,035 --> 00:04:25,453 We should find out if she's been vaccinated. 74 00:04:25,579 --> 00:04:28,707 Sure. Ask her and when she refuses to tell you anything, 75 00:04:28,832 --> 00:04:31,334 start her on ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 76 00:04:32,460 --> 00:04:34,671 And if she says she has been vaccinated? 77 00:04:34,796 --> 00:04:37,299 Then don't believe her and start her on ceftriaxone for pneumococcus. 78 00:04:37,424 --> 00:04:39,426 How about we don't believe she's gonna bolt 79 00:04:39,551 --> 00:04:40,719 and we call Social Services. 80 00:04:40,844 --> 00:04:42,012 While I'm in the little boys' room, 81 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:44,514 you can pretend I'm seriously considering that idea. 82 00:04:46,641 --> 00:04:47,767 The bathroom's that way. 83 00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:50,812 Pretty sure there's one in the hospital. 84 00:04:57,485 --> 00:05:00,030 When I was your age, I ran away. 85 00:05:00,155 --> 00:05:02,741 Lived on my own. 86 00:05:02,866 --> 00:05:03,909 At the time, it seemed... 87 00:05:04,034 --> 00:05:04,993 Let me guess, 88 00:05:05,118 --> 00:05:09,164 life with mom and dad was kind of a drag so you just ran away, 89 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:11,625 lived with friends and partied with guys 90 00:05:11,750 --> 00:05:14,002 that you knew your parents would hate, 91 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:16,838 and then when you got tired of being a rebel, you just went home. 92 00:05:18,298 --> 00:05:22,302 Being homeless isn't a vacation for me, 93 00:05:22,427 --> 00:05:24,179 and I'm not acting out. 94 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:28,016 My life at home sucked, so I got the hell out of there. 95 00:05:28,141 --> 00:05:30,894 There are other options besides living on the streets. 96 00:05:31,019 --> 00:05:33,480 Right. Like group homes, where you're packed in 97 00:05:33,605 --> 00:05:36,399 with as many messed-up, delinquent kids as possible, 98 00:05:36,524 --> 00:05:38,818 foster parents, who only take you in because you're a meal ticket. 99 00:05:38,944 --> 00:05:41,696 I can think of easier ways to make 175 bucks a week. 100 00:05:41,821 --> 00:05:43,156 No, you're right. I really should roll the dice 101 00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:46,409 and hope for a pair that don't ruin my life the way that my mom... 102 00:05:46,534 --> 00:05:48,078 Get your hands off my stuff! 103 00:05:48,203 --> 00:05:50,163 This stuff might tell us more about why you're sick. 104 00:05:50,288 --> 00:05:51,998 A history textbook? You go to school? 105 00:05:52,123 --> 00:05:54,876 I don't plan on being homeless forever. 106 00:05:59,839 --> 00:06:01,216 Hello, good sir. 107 00:06:01,341 --> 00:06:05,345 My brother the general here gets the green apple quick step. 108 00:06:11,142 --> 00:06:13,103 One of us is in the wrong time zone. 109 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:15,105 And if it's me, I need to talk to a stockbroker 110 00:06:15,230 --> 00:06:18,942 and anyone from the Kennedy family. In that order. 111 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:20,652 He got the runs and we do need him 112 00:06:20,777 --> 00:06:22,320 up and at 'em for battle tomorrow. 113 00:06:22,445 --> 00:06:25,949 It's hardly authentic, coming to a newfangled clinic, 114 00:06:26,074 --> 00:06:27,742 especially with a Yankee doctor. 115 00:06:29,911 --> 00:06:32,998 Sir, are you questioning my resolve? 116 00:06:33,123 --> 00:06:34,666 Yes. And your sanity. 117 00:06:34,791 --> 00:06:36,835 I'm multi-tasking. 118 00:06:36,960 --> 00:06:39,546 General, do not light out. 119 00:06:39,671 --> 00:06:43,008 We swore that we would see the elephant together. 120 00:06:46,886 --> 00:06:51,224 Far be it from me to come between two nut jobs and their elephant. 121 00:06:57,355 --> 00:07:00,275 I could add some mercury if you want to make it more authentic. 122 00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:03,695 The Confederacy thanks you, Doc. 123 00:07:11,327 --> 00:07:12,328 (DOOR CLOSES) 124 00:07:15,290 --> 00:07:19,169 I got House's phone, deleted all photos of you and Anita. 125 00:07:19,919 --> 00:07:20,920 I owe you. 126 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:23,631 An affair? Never knew you were such a tramp. 127 00:07:23,757 --> 00:07:25,091 Neither did I. 128 00:07:25,216 --> 00:07:28,595 Anita, she's fun, smart, 129 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,723 not looking for anything serious. It's pretty perfect. 130 00:07:32,807 --> 00:07:35,268 Except for the gnawing guilt about the husband, 131 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:36,936 the lies she must be telling him. 132 00:07:37,062 --> 00:07:39,314 But not guilty enough to stop seeing her. 133 00:07:39,439 --> 00:07:42,442 She's smoking hot. And it's not his job to protect her marriage. 134 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,028 Aren't you supposed to be pointing a finger 135 00:07:45,153 --> 00:07:46,488 at your own life as a cautionary tale? 136 00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:49,491 If not for cheating, I might still have a wife 137 00:07:49,616 --> 00:07:52,202 but I wouldn't have Sophie and Sophia. 138 00:07:52,327 --> 00:07:56,331 Which means I wouldn't be preparing for their visit this week 139 00:07:56,456 --> 00:08:00,335 by child-locking all my cabinets, padding table corners 140 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:04,631 and getting rid of every single magazine. 141 00:08:04,756 --> 00:08:07,717 You could probably just hide the porn in your underwear drawer. 142 00:08:07,842 --> 00:08:11,346 The magazines go away so I won't ignore my children. 143 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:14,015 I know I have to pay attention to them, 144 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,767 I want to pay attention to them. 145 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:19,229 But they're just so 146 00:08:19,354 --> 00:08:20,605 boring. 147 00:08:22,607 --> 00:08:24,150 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 148 00:08:27,237 --> 00:08:29,989 Did you learn anything at Jane Doe's school? 149 00:08:30,115 --> 00:08:32,325 JESSICA: They did a bunch of vaccinations, including pneumococcus. 150 00:08:32,450 --> 00:08:34,244 Take her off the ceftriaxone. 151 00:08:34,369 --> 00:08:35,745 So we're back to square none. 152 00:08:35,870 --> 00:08:36,913 Not exactly. 153 00:08:37,038 --> 00:08:38,957 The name she registered under seems to be fake, 154 00:08:39,082 --> 00:08:41,084 but the address is a foreclosed house. 155 00:08:41,209 --> 00:08:43,461 We'll let you know what we find. 156 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:47,215 Plenty of food, water. 157 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:48,258 And beer. 158 00:08:48,383 --> 00:08:51,261 She eats well, goes to school, makes good grades. 159 00:08:51,386 --> 00:08:53,596 She's a homeless girl who's captain of the volleyball team. 160 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:55,390 How can you be okay with this? 161 00:08:55,515 --> 00:08:57,934 Your mom sends you to work with snacks. 162 00:08:58,059 --> 00:08:59,644 I want and need parents. 163 00:09:00,228 --> 00:09:01,980 Jane Doe is flourishing without them. 164 00:09:02,105 --> 00:09:03,356 Maybe. 165 00:09:05,316 --> 00:09:07,443 But this mold definitely is. 166 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:10,446 CALLIE: You went to my school? 167 00:09:10,947 --> 00:09:12,282 Now that they know they'll report me. 168 00:09:12,407 --> 00:09:14,284 I can't go back there. 169 00:09:14,409 --> 00:09:17,370 You may have a fungal infection, you need that medicine. 170 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:20,623 Fluconazole, right? I'll get it at a clinic. 171 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:23,168 (GROANS) 172 00:09:24,043 --> 00:09:25,795 I can't feel my legs! 173 00:09:25,920 --> 00:09:27,380 Is that the infection? 174 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:29,382 I don't think so. 175 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:35,388 So, what causes an ear bleed, 176 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:37,265 breathing problems 177 00:09:37,390 --> 00:09:40,351 and our runaway's inability to run away? 178 00:09:41,436 --> 00:09:42,687 CHASE: Fungal infection's off the table. 179 00:09:42,854 --> 00:09:44,230 What about transverse myelitis? 180 00:09:44,355 --> 00:09:46,441 Not with normal posterior column function. 181 00:09:47,150 --> 00:09:49,444 I've been waiting to do this for months. Pull! 182 00:09:55,658 --> 00:09:58,077 Sights seem to be off on this. 183 00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,330 We didn't call Social Services before 184 00:10:00,455 --> 00:10:02,207 because we didn't want the patient to take off. 185 00:10:02,332 --> 00:10:05,001 Now she can't. There's no reason for us not to call. 186 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:08,755 How about the reason that there's no reason. This is working fine for me. 187 00:10:09,214 --> 00:10:10,298 Pull! 188 00:10:13,676 --> 00:10:16,221 That one clearly took evasive action. 189 00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:17,847 You want to protect her, because you think 190 00:10:18,014 --> 00:10:19,557 she's fine on her own, outside the system... 191 00:10:19,682 --> 00:10:22,602 Does anyone have a position on our patient's medical condition? 192 00:10:22,727 --> 00:10:25,271 Could be endocarditis with septic emboli. 193 00:10:25,396 --> 00:10:26,439 Pull! 194 00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:32,445 I'd turn around and shoot you, but apparently I'd miss. 195 00:10:32,570 --> 00:10:34,364 There's no murmurs, no Osler nodes. 196 00:10:34,489 --> 00:10:37,367 You've never done this before, have you? 197 00:10:37,492 --> 00:10:38,576 No, I have not. 198 00:10:38,701 --> 00:10:41,746 But all the time I had my ankle monitor on, I was furious that I couldn't. 199 00:10:43,164 --> 00:10:44,499 Vasculitis fits. 200 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:47,961 Start treatment with steroids. 201 00:10:48,503 --> 00:10:50,838 If she's lucky, she'll be free to flee again. 202 00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:53,675 Not once I call Social Services. 203 00:10:53,800 --> 00:10:55,468 I'm not giving up. 204 00:10:56,511 --> 00:10:58,179 You wanna bet? 205 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:00,265 One shot, one birdie. 206 00:11:00,473 --> 00:11:03,142 You hit, you make the call. You miss, never mention it again. 207 00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:05,561 No. Why would I agree? 208 00:11:05,687 --> 00:11:09,524 Because your only other option is you call and I fire you. 209 00:11:27,542 --> 00:11:28,710 JESSICA: Pull! 210 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:44,976 TAUB: She responding to corticosteroids? 211 00:11:45,143 --> 00:11:46,269 Looks like it. 212 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:48,438 And Social Services. 213 00:11:49,314 --> 00:11:51,899 I thought for sure there'd be some yelling or profanity, 214 00:11:52,066 --> 00:11:53,151 possible bloodletting. 215 00:11:53,359 --> 00:11:55,987 JESSICA: She's tired of living on the streets after all. 216 00:11:56,112 --> 00:11:58,823 I'll bet House regrets... 217 00:12:02,076 --> 00:12:04,829 Could he know I'm good with a gun? 218 00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:07,332 I don't know how, but... 219 00:12:09,542 --> 00:12:12,378 Hiring a hooker to pretend to be a social worker? 220 00:12:12,503 --> 00:12:14,964 She took a bet that she knew she'd win. 221 00:12:15,173 --> 00:12:17,050 Frankly, I feel violated. 222 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:19,385 What happened to the social worker I called? 223 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:22,472 Apparently someone identifying themselves as Dr. Pujols called 224 00:12:22,597 --> 00:12:24,766 and said the patient ran off. (LAUGHING) 225 00:12:26,184 --> 00:12:28,895 Come on, Poo-holes. 226 00:12:29,937 --> 00:12:31,856 I've informed Social Services of the mistake 227 00:12:31,981 --> 00:12:33,483 and given Jane Doe's description to the cops. 228 00:12:33,608 --> 00:12:34,609 They'll track down the parents. 229 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:36,027 Thank you. 230 00:12:36,152 --> 00:12:39,489 I'll leave you and Dr. Pujols alone. 231 00:12:39,614 --> 00:12:42,075 You should have told me you were treating an underage clinic patient. 232 00:12:42,533 --> 00:12:44,243 I was giving you the gift of deniability. 233 00:12:44,369 --> 00:12:46,329 Now I'm giving you the gift of additional clinic hours. 234 00:12:47,330 --> 00:12:48,539 No, you're not. 235 00:12:48,664 --> 00:12:50,500 You've got nothing on me. 236 00:12:50,625 --> 00:12:52,502 Check your phone. 237 00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:57,507 My phone? 238 00:12:57,632 --> 00:13:00,968 Right, I guess I did have some pictures on that. 239 00:13:02,011 --> 00:13:05,181 But I also have these. 240 00:13:06,641 --> 00:13:09,894 Here's the two of you kissing over dinner. 241 00:13:10,019 --> 00:13:11,646 Busting a move at a nightclub. 242 00:13:11,813 --> 00:13:14,399 Is that your hand near her nether regions? 243 00:13:16,567 --> 00:13:19,654 Thanks again for taking out the ankle bracelet. 244 00:13:19,779 --> 00:13:21,447 I'm not gonna let you blackmail me, House. 245 00:13:21,572 --> 00:13:23,699 Of course not. There's no way your selling out your integrity 246 00:13:23,825 --> 00:13:26,285 would let me compromise your job in any major way 247 00:13:26,411 --> 00:13:28,663 over some tawdry bit of gossip. 248 00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:33,251 But what about compromising it in a minor way, 249 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:36,546 reduced clinic hours, unlimited Internet porn budget. 250 00:13:36,671 --> 00:13:39,132 That makes much more sense than 251 00:13:39,298 --> 00:13:41,676 the nuclear option of ruining both our lives. 252 00:13:43,010 --> 00:13:45,721 You can keep these. I got copies. 253 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:59,444 God, how I've missed the sweet smell of sticking it to the man. 254 00:13:59,569 --> 00:14:01,696 Adams is right. You're protecting this girl. 255 00:14:02,071 --> 00:14:03,072 (SNIFFING) 256 00:14:03,322 --> 00:14:04,574 Oh, no, I was wrong. 257 00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:06,576 That's the stench of moralizing. 258 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:10,121 I'm protecting myself from meddling bureaucrats and parents. 259 00:14:10,246 --> 00:14:11,372 You admire this girl. 260 00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:14,584 She had a horrible home life so she went out on her own. 261 00:14:14,709 --> 00:14:16,002 She's your road not taken. 262 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:18,921 I've always dreamed of living in an abandoned house with mold. 263 00:14:19,046 --> 00:14:22,383 House, all I'm accusing you of is having a connection with a patient. 264 00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:23,551 This is a good thing. 265 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:25,595 It's not a good thing, 'cause it's not a thing. 266 00:14:25,720 --> 00:14:29,140 It is a thing, which you'll prove when her parents show up, 267 00:14:29,265 --> 00:14:31,517 and you start protecting her from them. 268 00:14:37,690 --> 00:14:42,153 The sound I make is "moo." 269 00:14:43,237 --> 00:14:47,074 And the sound I make is "quack." 270 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:57,251 (BOTH COOING) 271 00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:12,517 Moo! 272 00:15:19,732 --> 00:15:21,609 The sound is quack. 273 00:15:21,776 --> 00:15:23,319 Quack, quack. 274 00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:26,572 Quack, quack, quack. 275 00:15:30,201 --> 00:15:32,203 I'm an ass. 276 00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:35,831 On the plus side, I can now program my DVR from my phone. 277 00:15:35,957 --> 00:15:37,959 They are kind of boring. 278 00:15:38,084 --> 00:15:39,252 All kids. Not just yours. 279 00:15:39,418 --> 00:15:40,628 Very helpful. 280 00:15:41,379 --> 00:15:42,672 You need to log more hours. 281 00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:45,049 Eventually you'll pass boredom, get to bonding. 282 00:15:45,174 --> 00:15:48,010 Like Stockholm syndrome. 283 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:50,763 I heard the nurses talking. You called Social Services for real. 284 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:52,682 Because you shouldn't be living on your own. 285 00:15:52,807 --> 00:15:54,934 Right. Better my mom should use me as a punching bag. 286 00:15:55,893 --> 00:15:58,521 If your mom abused you, Social Services 287 00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:00,356 won't let you go home with her. 288 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:01,899 Have I mentioned I don't trust the system? 289 00:16:02,024 --> 00:16:04,068 We don't know if you're better yet. You can't just take off. 290 00:16:06,821 --> 00:16:08,698 Uh... Can we help you? 291 00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:10,783 I'm Adele Brown from Social Services, and this... 292 00:16:10,908 --> 00:16:13,995 I'm Ellen Rogers, Callie's mother. 293 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:15,830 You haven't been that for two years. 294 00:16:16,831 --> 00:16:18,708 I promise, things are different... 295 00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:21,419 Wow, two sentences in and you're already making promises. 296 00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:24,463 Okay. Maybe we need to take a minute here and give Callie some space. 297 00:16:24,589 --> 00:16:27,258 No, I don't need a minute. I need her out of my life. (COUGHING) 298 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:29,427 - Is she okay? - I will be once you just... 299 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:32,555 Oh, my God! 300 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:34,849 TAUB: We need help in here! 301 00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:44,358 Go! 302 00:16:45,151 --> 00:16:47,153 You bet 100 bucks on a turtle race? 303 00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:50,031 I paid Mr. Chips 5 bucks to take a dive. 304 00:16:52,825 --> 00:16:54,035 The bleeding stopped on its own. 305 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:57,038 She got worse after being on steroids, so autoimmune is out. 306 00:16:57,163 --> 00:16:59,248 Diagnosis depends on whether the blood was coming from 307 00:16:59,373 --> 00:17:01,250 the sinuses, lungs or her guts. 308 00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:05,046 Mr. Chips looks like he wants it. 309 00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:07,882 100 bucks says he'll make soup out of Franklin. 310 00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:10,760 You're on. 311 00:17:11,886 --> 00:17:12,762 How'd the mom seem to you? 312 00:17:12,887 --> 00:17:15,389 If you're asking if she looks like someone who beat her kid, 313 00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:16,349 you're a moron. 314 00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:17,892 Move your ass, Mr. Chips! 315 00:17:19,018 --> 00:17:20,019 (AUDIENCE CHEERING) 316 00:17:36,911 --> 00:17:38,913 You should have seen her face when mom walked in. 317 00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:41,374 Callie hates her. I don't think she's lying. 318 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,459 Because people never lie about people they hate. 319 00:17:43,709 --> 00:17:46,379 Big sinus bleed could be sinusitis and a bleeding disorder. 320 00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:47,797 She didn't complain about a headache. 321 00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:50,549 If the bleeding is in her gut, could be Zollinger-Ellison. 322 00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:52,385 Acid reflux causes asthma, 323 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:54,929 and the acid erodes the stomach, causing the bleeding. 324 00:17:56,263 --> 00:17:57,723 Yes! 325 00:17:58,974 --> 00:18:01,977 Franklin rules. Mr. Chips drools. 326 00:18:03,479 --> 00:18:06,023 HOUSE: Mr. Chips' owner only feeds him on apples and bananas. 327 00:18:06,148 --> 00:18:07,942 Nowhere near enough Vitamin A. Pay up. 328 00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:11,612 Do an upper endoscopy to confirm Zollinger-Ellison. 329 00:18:11,737 --> 00:18:13,823 After mommy dearest has given her permission. 330 00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:16,075 Ellen shouldn't have consent if she beat her daughter. 331 00:18:16,367 --> 00:18:18,160 Doesn't matter if she beat her daughter. 332 00:18:18,285 --> 00:18:20,955 Only matters if Social Services says she beat her daughter. 333 00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:25,084 Good thing you made it all official. 334 00:18:27,962 --> 00:18:30,297 Will the endoscopy be painful? 335 00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:32,091 Is that an issue? 336 00:18:33,759 --> 00:18:36,512 It's a medical procedure, there will be some discomfort. 337 00:18:36,637 --> 00:18:38,848 I never meant to hurt my daughter. 338 00:18:40,141 --> 00:18:41,308 And yet, you hit her. 339 00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:43,602 She told you that? 340 00:18:44,311 --> 00:18:46,021 And now you're gonna tell me you didn't. 341 00:18:48,399 --> 00:18:49,984 I'm a drug addict. 342 00:18:50,151 --> 00:18:52,319 And I've been a lousy mom. 343 00:18:55,156 --> 00:18:56,657 Especially since my husband died. 344 00:18:56,991 --> 00:19:02,371 He was closer to Callie than I was, and I missed him so much. 345 00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:05,624 And it was too hard, 346 00:19:05,750 --> 00:19:09,336 and taking oxy just made things easier. 347 00:19:10,337 --> 00:19:13,591 Right up until it made me lose my daughter. 348 00:19:15,426 --> 00:19:17,344 I hurt Callie a lot. 349 00:19:18,679 --> 00:19:24,018 But one of the only things that I can feel okay about is that I never hit her. 350 00:19:34,153 --> 00:19:38,824 Didn't peg you as the midday fun kind of guy. So glad I was wrong. 351 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:42,369 Mmm... 352 00:19:43,037 --> 00:19:45,915 Unfortunately, that's not why we're here. 353 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:51,712 Remember that guy from the restaurant yesterday? 354 00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:53,047 Mmm-hmm. 355 00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:58,260 He's got pictures of us. He's threatening to show your husband. 356 00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:01,138 I thought you said that guy was one of your best doctors. 357 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,848 Yeah. Not one of my best people. 358 00:20:05,226 --> 00:20:07,812 We've got to stop seeing each other. 359 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:09,647 Not necessarily. 360 00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:12,066 I told my husband about you. 361 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:16,070 What? Why? 362 00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,364 He was saying that things had been 363 00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:19,990 better lately between him and I, 364 00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:22,201 that I was happier. 365 00:20:22,326 --> 00:20:25,955 I said that I was, and that you were the reason. 366 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:29,458 And he was okay with that? 367 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:32,795 Not initially. It was a pretty tough conversation. 368 00:20:32,920 --> 00:20:35,422 Neither of us is ready to give up on the marriage, 369 00:20:35,548 --> 00:20:38,092 and I am not ready to give up this. 370 00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:45,099 You don't have to feel so guilty anymore. 371 00:20:55,109 --> 00:20:56,110 (GEORGE INHALING SHARPLY) 372 00:20:56,610 --> 00:20:57,653 (GEORGE GROANS) 373 00:20:58,320 --> 00:20:59,905 You didn't need to shoot yourself. 374 00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:02,116 I could have given you a Section 8. 375 00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:05,035 We've hit the drills pretty hard, 376 00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:07,872 and by the fourth round, my hand went numb. The gun slipped. 377 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,707 And I only had blanks in it but... 378 00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:13,836 It's funny how nearly shooting your toe off cured that speech impediment. 379 00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:18,090 Ha! Yeah. Sorry about that. Sheldon's a progressive. 380 00:21:19,133 --> 00:21:21,176 Compared to who? Rupert Murdoch? 381 00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:24,638 Progressives are reenactors who strive for complete authenticity. 382 00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:27,474 They never drop character while in uniform. 383 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:29,643 Whereas you just dabble in crazy? 384 00:21:30,436 --> 00:21:31,437 (SIGHS) 385 00:21:32,146 --> 00:21:34,440 Sheldon and I had a big falling out years ago. 386 00:21:34,565 --> 00:21:38,319 We only really started talking again because of the reenactments. 387 00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:41,196 They gave me my brother back. 388 00:21:41,947 --> 00:21:43,616 That's a very moving story. 389 00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,326 Be a lot more affecting if you hadn't bonded 390 00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:47,870 over something so completely idiotic. 391 00:21:48,537 --> 00:21:49,538 (GASPS) 392 00:21:54,168 --> 00:21:56,629 Your mom didn't hit you, did she? 393 00:21:58,172 --> 00:21:59,548 No. 394 00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,092 Then why did you lie about it? 395 00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:06,138 Because I wanted to get out of here. 396 00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:10,059 People understand getting hit more than what my mom does. 397 00:22:10,184 --> 00:22:12,603 Tell me, maybe I'll understand. 398 00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,192 I was the mom. 399 00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:24,073 She couldn't keep a job, spent all her money on pills. 400 00:22:24,198 --> 00:22:25,658 I had to get a job. 401 00:22:25,783 --> 00:22:29,995 Double shifts just to keep the power on, keep food in the house. 402 00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,998 I couldn't tell you how many times she nearly OD'd 403 00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:36,210 and I had to clean her up and put her in bed. 404 00:22:38,629 --> 00:22:41,090 So I decided if I was gonna be the grown-up, 405 00:22:41,215 --> 00:22:43,592 I'd rather do it on my own terms. 406 00:22:51,684 --> 00:22:54,061 Your mom knows she messed up. 407 00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:56,146 She's determined not to do it again. 408 00:22:56,271 --> 00:22:57,606 Yeah. 409 00:22:58,816 --> 00:22:59,817 And she'll feel that way 410 00:22:59,942 --> 00:23:02,111 right up until things get too tough 411 00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:04,238 and she has to start using again. 412 00:23:12,246 --> 00:23:14,540 Do you think people can change? 413 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:16,208 No. 414 00:23:16,667 --> 00:23:18,335 But I don't think that's gonna change your opinion 415 00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,255 because people don't change. 416 00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:26,218 Stop. 417 00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:28,303 - Is that an ulcer? - Yeah, it is. 418 00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:30,097 But we haven't reached the stomach yet, 419 00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:31,473 I'm still high in the esophagus. 420 00:23:31,932 --> 00:23:33,392 Means it's not Zollinger-Ellison. 421 00:23:34,977 --> 00:23:36,020 Ulcer's bleeding. 422 00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:39,148 We need to lavage before she drowns in her own blood. 423 00:23:39,690 --> 00:23:42,276 (COUGHING) 424 00:23:44,486 --> 00:23:46,155 We cauterized the ulcer, stopped the bleeding. 425 00:23:46,280 --> 00:23:48,073 Compromised immune system from living on the street 426 00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:49,450 could make her susceptible to HPV. 427 00:23:49,575 --> 00:23:52,161 HPV was covered on the STD panel, she's negative. 428 00:23:52,286 --> 00:23:54,288 What if she didn't get this from being homeless? 429 00:23:54,413 --> 00:23:55,456 What if she got it from her mom? 430 00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:57,875 I'm assuming you're thinking something genetic because... 431 00:23:58,000 --> 00:23:59,501 I'm thinking addiction. 432 00:23:59,626 --> 00:24:01,170 Alcohol-induced esophagitis. 433 00:24:01,295 --> 00:24:03,672 Explains esophageal ulcers and her other symptoms. 434 00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:06,008 If only it would explain why we've never 435 00:24:06,133 --> 00:24:08,177 seen her drunk, drinking or detoxing. 436 00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:10,512 Her blood pressure's been elevated. Could be the DTs. 437 00:24:10,637 --> 00:24:12,097 It's been mildly elevated. 438 00:24:12,222 --> 00:24:16,143 Mildly elevated BP could put her at risk for a berry aneurysm. 439 00:24:16,268 --> 00:24:20,105 Weak blood vessel in the brain gets pounded on by elevated BP, 440 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:22,566 causes it to expand and contract, 441 00:24:22,858 --> 00:24:24,902 causes the symptoms to come and go. 442 00:24:25,027 --> 00:24:27,196 CT didn't show any signs of an aneurysm. 443 00:24:27,321 --> 00:24:28,655 Did I mention come and go? 444 00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:30,574 As much as your presence may cause 445 00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:32,534 objects to become engorged with blood, 446 00:24:32,659 --> 00:24:34,620 sometimes aneurysms just aren't in the mood. 447 00:24:34,745 --> 00:24:37,206 Alcoholism and berry aneurysm are both valid theories. 448 00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:39,208 I think we should discuss this with the patient and her mom. 449 00:24:39,333 --> 00:24:40,918 Why? We've discussed it right here. 450 00:24:41,043 --> 00:24:44,213 Tell them she needs a cerebral angiogram to locate the aneurysm, 451 00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:46,215 surgery to repair. 452 00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:51,220 Brain surgery? When? 453 00:24:51,345 --> 00:24:54,223 We've booked the OR for an hour from now. 454 00:24:54,348 --> 00:24:57,226 And Dr. House is sure that's what she has? 455 00:24:57,351 --> 00:24:58,685 He's confident in the diagnosis. 456 00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:00,646 It's consistent with all of her symptoms. 457 00:25:03,107 --> 00:25:04,233 But you don't buy it. 458 00:25:06,068 --> 00:25:07,111 No. 459 00:25:08,403 --> 00:25:10,614 I think your symptoms are the result of alcohol abuse. 460 00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:14,243 But I'm not an alcoholic. 461 00:25:14,368 --> 00:25:16,245 You came to the hospital with beer in your pocket, 462 00:25:16,370 --> 00:25:17,704 we found more alcohol at your house... 463 00:25:17,830 --> 00:25:19,456 Yeah, I use booze as payment. 464 00:25:19,581 --> 00:25:21,250 I have an occasional beer with my friends. 465 00:25:21,375 --> 00:25:23,460 That doesn't mean I have a problem. 466 00:25:27,381 --> 00:25:28,507 I want the surgery. 467 00:25:29,633 --> 00:25:32,344 Actually, it's your mom's decision. 468 00:25:36,640 --> 00:25:37,641 (SIGHS) 469 00:25:38,517 --> 00:25:39,726 I'm not an addict. 470 00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:42,604 That's what I always said to you, Callie, but I had a problem. 471 00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,648 I'm nothing like you. 472 00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:50,654 Tell them to do the surgery. 473 00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:58,370 I need a few minutes to think. 474 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:05,752 The patient asked me what I thought. 475 00:26:05,878 --> 00:26:08,255 I pay you to think inside this room. 476 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,090 Outside this room, I pay you to parrot. 477 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,967 It's her choice. She has the right to know. 478 00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:14,094 It's a medical choice that you turned into 479 00:26:14,261 --> 00:26:16,305 an extension of your baggage and hers. 480 00:26:16,430 --> 00:26:18,098 You told the mom something you want to believe 481 00:26:18,223 --> 00:26:19,224 because you don't want to believe that 482 00:26:19,349 --> 00:26:21,310 this girl might be doing fine parent-free. 483 00:26:21,435 --> 00:26:23,270 Which also happens to be what the mom wants to believe... 484 00:26:23,395 --> 00:26:25,439 You think she wants to feel responsible for her daughter's illness? 485 00:26:25,564 --> 00:26:27,608 That woman sees everything to do with her daughter 486 00:26:27,733 --> 00:26:30,611 through guilt-colored glasses. 487 00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:32,487 It's all her fault. 488 00:26:38,744 --> 00:26:40,037 House, 489 00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:45,459 don't bully her, she's overwhelmed enough. 490 00:26:46,126 --> 00:26:47,586 It's nothing compared to how she's gonna feel 491 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:50,839 when her daughter dies from the aneurysm she decided not to treat. 492 00:27:10,484 --> 00:27:12,444 You must be Dr. House. 493 00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,947 I save my appearances 494 00:27:15,072 --> 00:27:19,493 for when parents are on the brink of doing something incredibly stupid. 495 00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:24,831 Your daughter has a berry aneurysm, she needs surgery. 496 00:27:24,957 --> 00:27:28,669 What she does not need is you making this or any other decision. 497 00:27:29,753 --> 00:27:30,754 (SCOFFS) 498 00:27:30,879 --> 00:27:33,173 I can't just leave this up to her. 499 00:27:33,298 --> 00:27:34,424 Then leave it up to me. 500 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:36,260 And just leave. 501 00:27:38,512 --> 00:27:40,389 I'm not gonna abandon my daughter. 502 00:27:41,765 --> 00:27:43,433 She hates you. 503 00:27:48,105 --> 00:27:49,481 It's actually not such a big deal. 504 00:27:49,606 --> 00:27:51,191 Plenty of kids hate their parents. 505 00:27:51,316 --> 00:27:54,695 What makes it a big deal is that she should hate you. 506 00:27:56,530 --> 00:28:00,534 Playing the biology card doesn't change anything except where she lives. 507 00:28:01,285 --> 00:28:03,537 Your daughter's better off without you, 508 00:28:03,662 --> 00:28:06,832 so let her be better off without you. 509 00:28:12,546 --> 00:28:14,214 I'm gonna do the surgery. 510 00:28:14,339 --> 00:28:16,800 I'll take the fallout from Social Services. 511 00:28:36,570 --> 00:28:38,071 ELLEN: Dr. House. 512 00:28:46,330 --> 00:28:48,582 My daughter's care is my choice. 513 00:28:49,583 --> 00:28:51,209 And so is this. 514 00:28:52,085 --> 00:28:54,171 Treat her for alcoholism. 515 00:28:59,593 --> 00:29:00,635 Peek-a-boo! 516 00:29:00,761 --> 00:29:04,431 Why would Anita tell her husband about our affair? 517 00:29:04,556 --> 00:29:06,266 Probably just got sick of lying. 518 00:29:06,391 --> 00:29:10,437 Look at it this way, now the sex is both commitment and guilt-free. 519 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:13,565 And men love commitment-free sex. 520 00:29:14,191 --> 00:29:17,235 Yes, they do. Oh, yes, they do. 521 00:29:19,321 --> 00:29:22,282 They're gonna find out eventually. 522 00:29:22,407 --> 00:29:23,784 Peek-a-boo. 523 00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:25,118 Peek-a-boo. 524 00:29:25,243 --> 00:29:26,828 How do you keep doing the same thing over and over 525 00:29:26,953 --> 00:29:28,455 with the same level of enthusiasm? 526 00:29:28,789 --> 00:29:31,124 First off, be a decent, empathetic person. 527 00:29:32,376 --> 00:29:33,460 This is what you said you wanted, 528 00:29:33,585 --> 00:29:35,295 but you're actually more upset now that the husband knows. 529 00:29:35,629 --> 00:29:37,506 - Because I'm hurting him. - You always were. 530 00:29:37,631 --> 00:29:40,634 But he didn't know that. Which means he wasn't really hurt. 531 00:29:41,551 --> 00:29:42,928 Yeah, I know it's a rationalization, 532 00:29:43,053 --> 00:29:46,890 but it went a long way to making me feel a little less guilty about seeing her. 533 00:29:47,015 --> 00:29:49,643 Looks like you're gonna need a bigger rationalization. 534 00:29:50,602 --> 00:29:52,771 Peek-a-boo. Peek-a-boo. 535 00:29:55,357 --> 00:29:57,526 Social Services report came in on your mom. 536 00:29:57,651 --> 00:30:00,654 Let me guess, she passed with flying colors. 537 00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:02,864 She always does. 538 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:04,491 (SIGHS) 539 00:30:04,866 --> 00:30:07,661 I think she might make it this time. 540 00:30:08,620 --> 00:30:11,373 House left a bottle of Vicodin to see if she'd steal it. 541 00:30:11,665 --> 00:30:13,375 She gave it back. 542 00:30:17,671 --> 00:30:19,214 You could at least let her sleep in the room. 543 00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:23,093 She could have listened to me about my drinking. 544 00:30:23,218 --> 00:30:26,513 Even if you are right about it, why take your word over mine? 545 00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:28,682 I'm her daughter. 546 00:30:28,807 --> 00:30:32,561 Because she's your mom. 547 00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:35,439 And for the first time she's acting like it. 548 00:30:39,860 --> 00:30:40,986 It's a little late for that. 549 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:45,991 Good night. 550 00:31:03,175 --> 00:31:04,217 Morning. 551 00:31:04,342 --> 00:31:06,136 I heard you went head-to-head with the mom. 552 00:31:06,261 --> 00:31:07,596 Not for your reasons. 553 00:31:07,721 --> 00:31:08,597 You're protecting the girl. 554 00:31:08,722 --> 00:31:10,015 I'm protecting my diagnosis. 555 00:31:10,140 --> 00:31:12,601 And you tested her, to see if you could get her back on drugs 556 00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:13,602 and out of her daughter's life. 557 00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:17,189 That was to show Adams that mommy dearest hadn't changed. 558 00:31:17,314 --> 00:31:20,609 I'm taking a principled stand against idealism. 559 00:31:20,734 --> 00:31:23,278 Your patient's stable? 560 00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:26,990 Maybe Adams was right. The illness is alcohol related. 561 00:31:27,115 --> 00:31:29,951 I hope so considering that's what we're treating her for. 562 00:31:30,076 --> 00:31:33,872 You hope you're wrong for the sake of the patient. 563 00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:39,753 I hope that I'm right, but the aneurysm bursts without killing her. 564 00:31:40,712 --> 00:31:42,380 Call me a softie. 565 00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:47,552 Or the mom agrees to an autopsy so I can prove it. 566 00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:55,894 Your patients love you because you're empathetic. 567 00:31:57,979 --> 00:32:00,857 I also have kind eyes. Why are you here? 568 00:32:00,982 --> 00:32:03,151 But you don't love all of your patients. 569 00:32:05,111 --> 00:32:06,655 Of course not. 570 00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:08,782 I'll bet some of them bore you. 571 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:11,660 Dull people get cancer too. Why are you here? 572 00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:15,288 But you fake an interest in them because you need to, right? 573 00:32:15,413 --> 00:32:17,999 And if you do it long enough, it becomes real? 574 00:32:18,124 --> 00:32:22,254 Well, no, because the interest isn't fake. 575 00:32:22,837 --> 00:32:24,673 Really? 576 00:32:24,798 --> 00:32:27,259 Because you realize they're not dull, 577 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:29,844 it was just your misinterpretation of them. 578 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,430 I just haven't found a way to make them interesting yet. 579 00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:37,519 It's all about common ground. You find one thing you both like or hate. 580 00:32:37,644 --> 00:32:40,564 John Woo movies, romance novels, kale. 581 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:46,111 Sometimes the best way to connect with someone 582 00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:48,822 is stop thinking about them and focus on yourself. 583 00:32:51,825 --> 00:32:53,493 What is this about? 584 00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:56,329 Not everything has an agenda. 585 00:32:56,454 --> 00:32:57,789 See ya. 586 00:32:59,124 --> 00:33:00,125 (DOOR OPENS) 587 00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:02,294 (DOOR CLOSES) 588 00:33:02,836 --> 00:33:04,421 I told him because it was the right thing to do. 589 00:33:05,046 --> 00:33:06,089 Right. 590 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:09,301 This doesn't change anything between us. 591 00:33:09,426 --> 00:33:11,428 It sort of does for me. 592 00:33:13,722 --> 00:33:14,723 You want to stop seeing each other? 593 00:33:14,848 --> 00:33:15,849 No. 594 00:33:19,102 --> 00:33:23,857 But I was thinking, maybe you could tell your husband that we did. 595 00:33:24,858 --> 00:33:27,027 And then go back to sneaking around behind his back? 596 00:33:28,403 --> 00:33:29,446 Yes. 597 00:33:30,655 --> 00:33:31,865 Why would you want to do that? 598 00:33:33,074 --> 00:33:34,701 I don't know. 599 00:33:35,869 --> 00:33:39,039 This just feels wrong. 600 00:33:43,877 --> 00:33:45,754 I think I'm gonna go. 601 00:34:03,772 --> 00:34:05,440 Oh, God! 602 00:34:05,899 --> 00:34:08,318 We thought it was the salt pork... 603 00:34:08,526 --> 00:34:09,778 But all the menfolk been eating it 604 00:34:09,903 --> 00:34:11,363 and we're the only ones that sick. 605 00:34:12,906 --> 00:34:13,907 (GROANING) 606 00:34:22,332 --> 00:34:24,250 Which one of you is the cheap bastard? 607 00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:31,466 Your uniforms are not wool. They're polyester, cheap polyester. 608 00:34:31,591 --> 00:34:34,219 Which gets processed with a heavy metal called antimony. 609 00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:36,012 You wear badly processed polyester 610 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:37,972 all day and night for days and nights, 611 00:34:38,264 --> 00:34:41,643 and you get antimony poisoning which causes your diarrhea 612 00:34:41,768 --> 00:34:43,978 and your numbness in your hands 613 00:34:44,312 --> 00:34:46,690 and your collective vomiting. 614 00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:49,901 Polyester uniforms? 615 00:34:51,361 --> 00:34:52,404 I was being authentic. 616 00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:53,947 With polyester uniforms? 617 00:34:54,114 --> 00:34:55,782 Confederacy gave men $21 618 00:34:55,907 --> 00:34:57,534 - every six months for uniforms... - You poisoned us both. 619 00:34:57,784 --> 00:34:58,827 At least I have principles. 620 00:34:58,952 --> 00:35:00,078 Because they don't cost anything. 621 00:35:00,286 --> 00:35:03,540 Brother against brother. Now that is authentic. 622 00:35:07,419 --> 00:35:08,420 (GAGGING) 623 00:35:17,971 --> 00:35:20,974 I know you don't want me here, 624 00:35:21,808 --> 00:35:23,977 but they had banana muffins downstairs. 625 00:35:26,354 --> 00:35:28,982 Reminded me of our St. Pete's trip. 626 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:31,985 Remember? 627 00:35:32,986 --> 00:35:36,740 We used to walk and get some every morning at that bakery. 628 00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:40,577 I guess. 629 00:35:50,003 --> 00:35:52,172 Were you high on that trip? 630 00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:59,012 Not when we were together. 631 00:36:01,014 --> 00:36:04,017 I used to wait until you went to bed. 632 00:36:11,649 --> 00:36:13,026 You can stay, 633 00:36:14,235 --> 00:36:15,278 if you want. 634 00:36:18,448 --> 00:36:19,657 Okay- 635 00:36:28,124 --> 00:36:29,751 Mmm. It's not bad. 636 00:36:33,338 --> 00:36:34,339 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 637 00:36:34,464 --> 00:36:35,507 What's happening? 638 00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:38,009 Is this from the alcohol treatment? 639 00:36:38,301 --> 00:36:41,054 I was wrong. The berry aneurysm must have just burst. 640 00:36:45,475 --> 00:36:48,061 Temporal lobes are clear. Parietal clear. 641 00:36:48,228 --> 00:36:51,314 Get me a micro-vascular clip tray as well as the occlusion. 642 00:36:51,439 --> 00:36:52,524 HOUSE: Check the ventricles. 643 00:36:53,066 --> 00:36:54,734 Ventricles are clear, too. 644 00:36:55,527 --> 00:36:57,612 Aneurysm must've leaked instead of burst. 645 00:36:58,029 --> 00:36:59,072 Inject the dye. 646 00:37:08,039 --> 00:37:13,545 Posterior cerebral clear. Vertebral clear. Circle of Willis also clear. 647 00:37:14,254 --> 00:37:16,923 She doesn't have a berry aneurysm. 648 00:37:22,971 --> 00:37:23,972 (RAPID BEEPING) 649 00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:25,974 Her BP is dropping. Start her on pressors. 650 00:37:26,099 --> 00:37:28,226 Get her BP up before her organs start shutting down. 651 00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:30,103 HOUSE: Adams. With me. 652 00:37:32,063 --> 00:37:33,857 The pressors will only give us a couple hours, max. 653 00:37:33,982 --> 00:37:36,651 What causes breathing issues, bleeding issues, paralysis, 654 00:37:36,776 --> 00:37:38,111 loss of consciousness? 655 00:37:38,444 --> 00:37:39,654 What are we missing? 656 00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:41,990 That's everything bad that's happened. What about the good stuff? 657 00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:44,158 You mean, like, we should be more optimistic? 658 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:46,119 She got a little better when we put her on steroids, 659 00:37:46,494 --> 00:37:47,745 which can attack tumor cells. 660 00:37:47,871 --> 00:37:48,955 Maybe she has cancer. 661 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:52,125 No hypercalcaemia, no elevated blood proteins. 662 00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:55,003 She and her mom mentioned a trip they took to Florida a couple of years ago. 663 00:37:55,128 --> 00:37:57,005 What about dengue fever? Cholera? 664 00:37:57,130 --> 00:37:57,964 Great ideas. 665 00:37:58,089 --> 00:38:02,468 If dengue fever or cholera laid in wait for two years before suddenly... 666 00:38:13,605 --> 00:38:16,357 Did your biological daughter go swimming in Florida? 667 00:38:17,150 --> 00:38:19,861 In a lake, or a pond, or an everglade? 668 00:38:20,737 --> 00:38:23,990 Yeah, there's a canal near my mother's house. 669 00:38:25,158 --> 00:38:26,618 Do you know what's wrong with her? 670 00:38:26,951 --> 00:38:28,828 Family vacations kill. 671 00:38:30,204 --> 00:38:33,416 Come with me. Don't want to explain this twice. 672 00:38:38,046 --> 00:38:40,048 You're letting in the flies. And she needs an LVAD. 673 00:38:40,173 --> 00:38:41,174 No, she doesn't. 674 00:38:42,175 --> 00:38:44,761 Your daughter has ascariasis. 675 00:38:44,886 --> 00:38:49,265 It's a disease caused by a parasitic worm found in feces. 676 00:38:49,390 --> 00:38:50,975 Animals used the canal as a potty, 677 00:38:51,100 --> 00:38:53,853 and the eggs from the feces ended up in Callie's intestine 678 00:38:53,978 --> 00:38:55,688 when she went swimming. 679 00:38:55,813 --> 00:38:59,943 Where they hung out, quietly and asymptomatically biding their time. 680 00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:02,362 Until somewhere along the way, they got knocked loose, 681 00:39:02,487 --> 00:39:04,989 maybe a dive in volleyball practice, 682 00:39:05,198 --> 00:39:07,283 or maybe she slipped on her way into a soup kitchen. 683 00:39:07,450 --> 00:39:10,328 But once they hatched, the worms got to work on her lungs, 684 00:39:10,453 --> 00:39:12,163 her ear, and the nerves in her legs. 685 00:39:12,288 --> 00:39:14,707 The worms got agitated by the steroids we gave her, 686 00:39:14,832 --> 00:39:17,251 which started them on their journey to the esophagus. 687 00:39:17,377 --> 00:39:19,796 And, ultimately, to the heart. 688 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,300 A few pills of mebendazole, and she'll be fine. 689 00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:36,104 She's feeling much better, walking on her own. 690 00:39:36,229 --> 00:39:37,313 Getting along with her mother? 691 00:39:37,438 --> 00:39:40,233 As long as I keep bringing her muffins. 692 00:39:41,275 --> 00:39:44,153 Did someone come take her for a test? 693 00:40:18,646 --> 00:40:20,857 Callie agrees with you. 694 00:40:20,982 --> 00:40:23,151 That people don't change. 695 00:40:23,276 --> 00:40:26,154 She said when her mom slips again, she didn't want to be there. 696 00:40:26,279 --> 00:40:28,489 She'd rather remember her like she is now. 697 00:40:30,324 --> 00:40:31,868 Smart girl. 698 00:40:33,953 --> 00:40:35,163 You got the ending you wanted. 699 00:40:35,288 --> 00:40:38,291 Because I was only looking to solve the case, not their lives. 700 00:40:40,001 --> 00:40:42,503 I don't care if the people who work for me are screwed up, 701 00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,672 in fact I even encourage it, 702 00:40:44,797 --> 00:40:48,509 but absolution, do that on your own time. 703 00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,181 Or not at all. 704 00:40:53,306 --> 00:40:55,600 'Cause clearly you suck at it. 705 00:41:03,983 --> 00:41:04,984 (BOTH COOING) 706 00:41:32,970 --> 00:41:35,223 This is Aaron Rodgers. 707 00:41:35,348 --> 00:41:38,935 Wow, 127 quarterback rating. 708 00:41:39,060 --> 00:41:41,395 Do you know what sound he makes? 709 00:41:41,521 --> 00:41:43,356 (GROWLING) 710 00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:45,608 (coome) 711 00:41:48,945 --> 00:41:50,363 Okay. 0y! 712 00:41:50,947 --> 00:41:51,948 Um... 713 00:41:54,367 --> 00:41:57,245 This is Terrell Owens. 714 00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:59,330 People call him T.O. 715 00:41:59,455 --> 00:42:00,665 Do you know what sound he makes? 716 00:42:01,374 --> 00:42:02,375 (IMITATING BABY CRYING) 717 00:42:10,007 --> 00:42:11,717 This is Mark Sanchez. 718 00:42:11,843 --> 00:42:13,886 Do you know what sound people make about him? 719 00:42:14,220 --> 00:42:15,221 (BLOWS RASPBERRY) 720 00:42:21,561 --> 00:42:23,187 Working late? 721 00:42:24,397 --> 00:42:26,023 Husband have her tonight? 722 00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:29,402 And every night. 723 00:42:30,403 --> 00:42:32,113 She broke it off. 724 00:42:32,780 --> 00:42:34,574 It's for the best. 725 00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,201 I'm not really an affair guy after all. 726 00:42:37,326 --> 00:42:39,120 Sure you are, buddy. 727 00:42:40,037 --> 00:42:42,290 You just lost interest once it stopped being an affair. 728 00:42:42,415 --> 00:42:44,292 That's why you're relieved. 729 00:42:44,417 --> 00:42:46,752 But don't worry, it's not gonna end here. 730 00:42:46,878 --> 00:42:49,755 You'll just have to get your adrenaline fix somewhere else. 731 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:51,591 When that doesn't do it anymore, 732 00:42:51,757 --> 00:42:53,509 you'll just escalate things somehow. 733 00:42:55,428 --> 00:42:57,847 At least that's what I've been told. 734 00:43:00,516 --> 00:43:02,268 I'm not like you, House. 735 00:43:04,437 --> 00:43:06,314 True. No limp.