1 00:00:02,399 --> 00:00:04,318 And you're sure he didn't leave until after 9:00? 2 00:00:04,443 --> 00:00:07,362 Absolutely. We watched the Devils demolish the Rangers. 3 00:00:07,487 --> 00:00:09,156 The game started at 7:00. 4 00:00:09,281 --> 00:00:11,450 Neither of you stepped out between periods? 5 00:00:11,575 --> 00:00:12,701 Get beer, pick up a pizza? 6 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:15,162 We stayed at my place, we were together the whole time. 7 00:00:15,287 --> 00:00:17,331 - And you said the Devils won? - Yeah. Four-zip. 8 00:00:17,456 --> 00:00:20,208 Kovalchuk had two, Arnott and Parise each had one, 9 00:00:20,334 --> 00:00:22,336 and Marty got the shutout. 10 00:00:22,461 --> 00:00:24,254 I'm sorry? Marty? 11 00:00:24,379 --> 00:00:25,964 Martin Brodeur, 12 00:00:26,089 --> 00:00:28,592 Devils' starting goalie for, like, the past 20 years. 13 00:00:28,717 --> 00:00:30,427 He played awesome, as usual. 14 00:00:30,552 --> 00:00:34,222 Your Honor, may I submit the sports page from the New Jersey Chronicle 15 00:00:34,348 --> 00:00:36,224 on October 9th, 2011? 16 00:00:36,350 --> 00:00:37,851 Objection. Relevance. 17 00:00:37,976 --> 00:00:39,436 Goes to the witness' credibility. 18 00:00:39,561 --> 00:00:41,438 Go quickly. 19 00:00:43,398 --> 00:00:46,276 Would you please read the caption under the photo? 20 00:00:49,571 --> 00:00:52,366 (CLEARING THROAT) "Martin Brodeur stops one of his 36 saves 21 00:00:52,491 --> 00:00:54,910 "on the way to a shutout victory." 22 00:00:55,035 --> 00:00:57,079 That's what I just said. 23 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:59,539 That the defendant couldn't have possibly committed the robbery 24 00:00:59,665 --> 00:01:00,499 because he was with you, 25 00:01:00,624 --> 00:01:02,584 watching Martin Brodeur shut out the Rangers. 26 00:01:02,709 --> 00:01:03,752 Yes. 27 00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:05,420 Thank you. 28 00:01:05,962 --> 00:01:10,342 Your Honor, may I submit the Chronicle sports page from October 10th? 29 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:12,469 - Your Honor... - This is what you call going quickly? 30 00:01:12,594 --> 00:01:14,888 Just two more questions. I promise. 31 00:01:18,100 --> 00:01:21,019 Please read the highlighted text at the bottom of the page. 32 00:01:21,978 --> 00:01:24,022 "In Sunday's sports section, 33 00:01:24,147 --> 00:01:27,734 "New Jersey Devils' goaltender, Johan Hedberg, was..." 34 00:01:28,527 --> 00:01:31,363 That's it. Keep going. 35 00:01:36,118 --> 00:01:38,161 "...misidentified as Martin Brodeur 36 00:01:38,286 --> 00:01:40,455 "in a photo caption and box score." 37 00:01:40,580 --> 00:01:43,041 (PEOPLE MURMURING) 38 00:01:46,002 --> 00:01:47,838 An understandable mistake 39 00:01:47,963 --> 00:01:51,133 given that Martin Brodeur was scheduled to start, but bowed out 40 00:01:51,258 --> 00:01:54,761 after taking a shot to the throat in warm-up. 41 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:58,557 Which brings me to my most relevant question. 42 00:01:58,682 --> 00:02:02,102 Did you and the defendant spend the evening of October 8th 43 00:02:02,227 --> 00:02:04,146 watching the Devils game on TV, 44 00:02:04,271 --> 00:02:06,732 or did you just read about the game in the Chronicle 45 00:02:06,857 --> 00:02:09,901 while concocting this false alibi? 46 00:02:13,405 --> 00:02:14,573 (CLEARING THROAT) 47 00:02:14,698 --> 00:02:16,199 I--- I--- 48 00:02:16,450 --> 00:02:18,243 Excuse me, Your Honor, may I approach? 49 00:02:18,368 --> 00:02:21,163 You sure you don't want to wait till after he answers your question? 50 00:02:21,288 --> 00:02:22,873 No. 51 00:02:24,332 --> 00:02:25,834 I'm gonna need a continuance. 52 00:02:25,959 --> 00:02:28,879 Now? You're one answer away from destroying their whole defense. 53 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:30,088 - Your Honor... - Oh, shut up. 54 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:31,757 You know it's true. 55 00:02:31,882 --> 00:02:33,508 - Let's finish this up. - I can't. 56 00:02:33,633 --> 00:02:35,343 Why the hell not? 57 00:02:35,469 --> 00:02:39,389 Because I think I'm having a heart attack. 58 00:02:40,932 --> 00:02:43,685 JUDGE FOLEY: Great. Call an ambulance. 59 00:02:45,562 --> 00:02:47,481 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 60 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:24,226 FOREMAN: Thinks he had a heart attack, but didn't. 61 00:03:24,351 --> 00:03:28,021 His EKG, cardiac enzymes and catheterization are all normal. 62 00:03:28,146 --> 00:03:31,024 Because it's an anxiety attack. 63 00:03:31,149 --> 00:03:32,818 Probably because he just turned 40 64 00:03:32,943 --> 00:03:34,361 and still goes by the name "Tommy." 65 00:03:34,486 --> 00:03:35,529 It's not anxiety. 66 00:03:35,654 --> 00:03:36,863 I had the ER docs interview his wife, 67 00:03:36,988 --> 00:03:38,448 she confirmed he's been feeling fine. 68 00:03:38,573 --> 00:03:40,325 Nothing out of the ordinary at work or at home. 69 00:03:40,450 --> 00:03:41,576 She probably also believes that he thinks 70 00:03:41,701 --> 00:03:44,037 Salma Hayek's breasts are too big. 71 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:45,705 Which is why I had them admit him anyway 72 00:03:45,831 --> 00:03:48,291 and treat with alprazolam. No improvements. 73 00:03:48,416 --> 00:03:49,918 - Because... - Because for some patients, 74 00:03:50,043 --> 00:03:53,380 the diagnosis of anxiety disorder can actually increase anxiety. 75 00:03:53,505 --> 00:03:57,384 Which is also why I told him he had a minor respiratory infection 76 00:03:57,509 --> 00:03:59,970 that was easily curable by the medication. 77 00:04:00,095 --> 00:04:01,388 You lied? 78 00:04:01,513 --> 00:04:04,140 I ruled out heart attack and anxiety disorder. 79 00:04:05,183 --> 00:04:06,434 Interesting. 80 00:04:09,729 --> 00:04:11,398 I know. 81 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:16,361 TAUB: Impressive. 82 00:04:16,820 --> 00:04:20,907 What, the wiliness with which Foreman ruled out anxiety, 83 00:04:21,032 --> 00:04:25,745 or his complete wiliness-lessness before he met me? 84 00:04:26,162 --> 00:04:30,375 The fact that you managed to smear jelly on nearly every page. 85 00:04:30,500 --> 00:04:33,128 Shingles could cause chest pain before a rash appeared. 86 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:36,548 Pain would be restricted to one dermatome, not cross them. 87 00:04:36,673 --> 00:04:38,466 Asthma induced pneumothorax would, 88 00:04:38,592 --> 00:04:40,802 and might not show up on a posteroanterior x-ray. 89 00:04:40,927 --> 00:04:42,137 No history of asthma. 90 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:44,055 They did a lateral view as well. 91 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:46,933 No sign of pneumothorax or deep sulcus sign. 92 00:04:47,058 --> 00:04:48,977 I treated an inmate once with similar symptoms 93 00:04:49,102 --> 00:04:51,313 after he tried to poison his cellmate with chlorine gas. 94 00:04:51,438 --> 00:04:54,149 He didn't realize sharing a cell also meant sharing the air? 95 00:04:54,274 --> 00:04:55,525 JESSICA: Chlorine gas pools near the ground. 96 00:04:55,650 --> 00:04:57,402 He thought he'd be safe in the top bunk. 97 00:04:57,527 --> 00:04:59,362 But why would anyone try to poison our guy? 98 00:04:59,487 --> 00:05:01,031 TAUB: He makes a living sending people to prison. 99 00:05:01,156 --> 00:05:03,742 But he's not in prison, and it's kind of hard to gas a guy 100 00:05:03,867 --> 00:05:05,535 unless you can seal him in a room first. 101 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:09,789 Which is why Arceus created a universe with three states of matter, 102 00:05:09,915 --> 00:05:13,752 and 300 solid and liquid poisons that could cause his symptoms. 103 00:05:13,877 --> 00:05:15,754 ' Malls 104 00:05:16,421 --> 00:05:19,215 Look it up. And alkalinize his urine. 105 00:05:19,341 --> 00:05:20,967 Then search his home, talk to his wife. 106 00:05:21,092 --> 00:05:23,094 See if you can get her to tell us what she used. 107 00:05:23,219 --> 00:05:25,263 Wait, why would you think his wife poisoned him? 108 00:05:25,388 --> 00:05:29,267 Because dangerous people don't break into your home, they live in it. 109 00:05:29,392 --> 00:05:31,269 And although his kids are old enough to want Daddy dead, 110 00:05:31,394 --> 00:05:33,271 they're still too young to do anything about it. 111 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:36,191 It must be such a pleasure to live in your head. 112 00:05:37,484 --> 00:05:39,319 You're right. The kids might be precocious. 113 00:05:39,611 --> 00:05:41,863 You handle his house. You handle him and his wife. 114 00:05:42,364 --> 00:05:44,157 They get to just hang out and do nothing? 115 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,993 If you need help, you can take whoever you want. 116 00:05:47,118 --> 00:05:49,746 - I'll take Taub. - I'll take Taub. 117 00:05:51,039 --> 00:05:52,958 - Interesting. - No, it's not. 118 00:05:53,333 --> 00:05:56,086 It was a 50-50 choice. I'm totally fine with Taub or Park. 119 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:57,796 Cool. I'll take Taub. 120 00:05:58,004 --> 00:05:59,506 And I'll take Park. 121 00:06:02,717 --> 00:06:04,177 That was fun. 122 00:06:04,302 --> 00:06:05,595 Not really. 123 00:06:05,720 --> 00:06:06,972 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 124 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:13,728 Nice move, boss. Lying to the patient. 125 00:06:13,853 --> 00:06:15,897 I had no choice. I knew House wouldn't 126 00:06:16,022 --> 00:06:17,273 take the case unless I ruled out anxiety. 127 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:18,817 You need a girlfriend. 128 00:06:18,942 --> 00:06:20,110 To keep me from lying to patients? 129 00:06:20,235 --> 00:06:21,611 To give you the excitement you need 130 00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:23,071 so you don't go looking for it. 131 00:06:23,196 --> 00:06:24,322 You're not working for House anymore. 132 00:06:24,447 --> 00:06:26,992 Which means you no longer have him to blame if you get caught. 133 00:06:27,117 --> 00:06:28,952 I'm not looking for excitement, I'm doing my job. 134 00:06:29,077 --> 00:06:31,621 Part of which is to make sure House does his. 135 00:06:32,497 --> 00:06:34,374 Girlfriend might not be so bad. 136 00:06:34,499 --> 00:06:36,376 It's less dangerous than where you're headed, 137 00:06:36,501 --> 00:06:37,961 and that's from a guy with one alimony 138 00:06:38,086 --> 00:06:40,171 and two child support payments. 139 00:06:53,351 --> 00:06:55,186 JESSICA: It's this new curve control thing. 140 00:06:55,311 --> 00:06:56,855 It automatically slows the car 141 00:06:56,980 --> 00:06:59,774 when it senses I'm taking a curve too fast. 142 00:06:59,899 --> 00:07:01,860 You really think I care about your car, 143 00:07:01,985 --> 00:07:03,153 or are you just trying to avoid talking about 144 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:05,405 why you don't like working with me? 145 00:07:05,530 --> 00:07:07,157 There's nothing to talk about. 146 00:07:07,282 --> 00:07:09,909 House liked poking ant hills with a stick when he was a kid, 147 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:11,786 and now he wants to do the same with us. 148 00:07:11,911 --> 00:07:14,414 House is an ass, but he's an intuitive ass. 149 00:07:14,539 --> 00:07:16,332 He obviously noticed something. 150 00:07:16,458 --> 00:07:18,835 Yeah, the fact that we work well together. 151 00:07:18,960 --> 00:07:22,213 He thrives on conflict and is looking for someone to torment. 152 00:07:22,338 --> 00:07:24,591 Don't let it be us. 153 00:07:27,927 --> 00:07:29,846 OLIVIA: I don't see how that's possible. 154 00:07:29,971 --> 00:07:32,474 Tommy's the most popular guy in his office. 155 00:07:32,599 --> 00:07:35,977 He's even had defendants thank him after they were sentenced. 156 00:07:36,102 --> 00:07:37,312 Why would they thank him? 157 00:07:37,437 --> 00:07:38,855 Because he doesn't treat them like scum. 158 00:07:38,980 --> 00:07:41,608 He makes them feel like he's helping by offering a plea, 159 00:07:41,733 --> 00:07:44,736 or even just by letting them pay their debt and clear their conscience. 160 00:07:44,861 --> 00:07:46,321 And even if someone wanted to poison him, 161 00:07:46,446 --> 00:07:47,697 I don't see how they would do it. 162 00:07:47,822 --> 00:07:50,950 He never eats or drinks anything that we haven't made at home. 163 00:07:51,076 --> 00:07:54,454 Wait, you mean, literally, like, not even a bottle of water? 164 00:07:54,579 --> 00:07:55,789 No. 165 00:07:55,914 --> 00:07:58,374 So, he was obviously afraid of something. 166 00:07:58,541 --> 00:08:01,294 Yeah. Rats, mice, cockroaches. 167 00:08:01,419 --> 00:08:04,506 My first job out of law school was at the Health Department. 168 00:08:04,631 --> 00:08:05,965 If you'd seen some of the kitchens 169 00:08:06,091 --> 00:08:07,967 and the processing plants I have, 170 00:08:08,093 --> 00:08:10,178 you'd cook all your own food, too. 171 00:08:10,303 --> 00:08:12,180 The poison wouldn't have to be in food. 172 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:16,392 Have you gotten any strange letters or packages recently? 173 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:18,144 No. 174 00:08:18,520 --> 00:08:20,730 It also wouldn't have had to be at work. 175 00:08:21,314 --> 00:08:22,941 We've got two young kids. 176 00:08:23,066 --> 00:08:24,484 There's definitely no poisons 177 00:08:24,609 --> 00:08:27,153 I could've accidentally been exposed to at home. 178 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:30,657 What if it wasn't an accident? 179 00:08:30,782 --> 00:08:33,118 How are things between you and your wife? 180 00:08:33,243 --> 00:08:34,577 (LAUGHS) 181 00:08:34,702 --> 00:08:38,039 Are you asking me if I think my wife is trying to kill me? 182 00:08:39,749 --> 00:08:41,876 Yes. I am. 183 00:08:42,293 --> 00:08:44,546 Absolutely not. 184 00:08:44,838 --> 00:08:47,298 This is coming from a man whose eyes are wide open. 185 00:08:47,423 --> 00:08:49,926 I've prosecuted hundreds of despicable acts 186 00:08:50,051 --> 00:08:53,763 by husbands, wives, parents. I can assure you... 187 00:08:53,888 --> 00:08:55,265 I love my husband. 188 00:08:55,390 --> 00:08:57,559 And I would not ever, even for a second, 189 00:08:57,684 --> 00:09:01,062 consider doing anything to hurt him. 190 00:09:01,187 --> 00:09:04,732 No pesticides, fertilizers, or fuel in the garage. 191 00:09:05,233 --> 00:09:06,609 You find anything? 192 00:09:06,734 --> 00:09:09,487 No. There's not even a bottle of Wite-Out in this place. 193 00:09:09,612 --> 00:09:11,072 Maybe we should look again. 194 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:13,658 Maybe we should leave before the police get here. 195 00:09:13,783 --> 00:09:15,827 Well, even if a neighbor saw us break in and called 911, 196 00:09:15,952 --> 00:09:18,121 unless they said we were armed, it's low priority. 197 00:09:18,246 --> 00:09:19,581 We've got another five minutes. 198 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:22,375 He's a prosecutor. Obviously he knows a lot of cops. 199 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:25,461 His house is not gonna be a low priority. 200 00:09:26,212 --> 00:09:27,547 Good point. 201 00:09:29,299 --> 00:09:30,508 Wait. 202 00:09:33,261 --> 00:09:35,597 The dining room's on the other side of that wall. 203 00:09:35,722 --> 00:09:37,098 Yeah, so? 204 00:09:37,223 --> 00:09:40,476 But it ends, like, 3 feet further over. 205 00:09:40,602 --> 00:09:42,187 You gotta be kidding me. 206 00:09:42,312 --> 00:09:43,688 A second ago, you wanted to run like hell 207 00:09:43,813 --> 00:09:46,566 and now you want to look for secret passages? 208 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:50,570 There's a magnet on the fridge they use 209 00:09:50,695 --> 00:09:53,865 to open child proofed cabinets. Go get it. 210 00:09:55,533 --> 00:09:56,367 Hurry UP- 211 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:05,752 Here. 212 00:10:06,336 --> 00:10:08,087 (TAPPING) 213 00:10:09,297 --> 00:10:11,216 (CLINKS) 214 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:13,801 Holy crap. 215 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:21,517 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 216 00:10:26,981 --> 00:10:28,524 Don't tell me. 217 00:10:28,650 --> 00:10:31,861 The jealous wife, in the dining room, 218 00:10:31,986 --> 00:10:35,615 with bipyridyl herbicide. 219 00:10:35,740 --> 00:10:38,034 CHI ON PHONE: We didn't find any poisons. 220 00:10:40,119 --> 00:10:42,288 You obviously found something. 221 00:10:42,872 --> 00:10:46,876 Yeah. A hidden bunker with enough guns to defend Fort Knox. 222 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:49,254 Or break into it. 223 00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:54,133 Cool. 224 00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:58,513 That's impossible. You must've broken into the wrong house. 225 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:00,265 Then you have creepy neighbors 226 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:03,351 because there were photos of you and your kids all over. 227 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:07,438 I don't understand. How could this... 228 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:13,278 I had it put in during the remodel last year. 229 00:11:13,403 --> 00:11:15,822 But we went over the plans together. 230 00:11:16,239 --> 00:11:18,157 It's not on the plans. 231 00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:20,743 I didn't want the city to know about it. 232 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:22,412 I'm sorry. 233 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:25,331 I should've told you. I just... 234 00:11:26,291 --> 00:11:28,209 I didn't want you and the kids to worry. 235 00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:30,003 About what? 236 00:11:30,878 --> 00:11:34,841 Tommy, what is it? Why would you think you needed so many guns? 237 00:11:37,802 --> 00:11:39,387 (SIGHS) 238 00:11:42,598 --> 00:11:43,850 You're not gonna believe this. 239 00:11:43,975 --> 00:11:46,436 (SPEAKING LATIN) 240 00:11:48,396 --> 00:11:49,814 He's worried that "Too big to fail" 241 00:11:49,939 --> 00:11:52,442 applies to our banks but not our government. 242 00:11:52,567 --> 00:11:53,568 How'd you know? 243 00:11:53,693 --> 00:11:54,861 Because it's what every idiot with a bunker 244 00:11:54,986 --> 00:11:57,113 full of assault rifles is scared of. 245 00:11:57,238 --> 00:11:59,198 Heather Sweeney? 246 00:12:00,658 --> 00:12:03,453 It'll just be a couple minutes till someone's ready to see you. 247 00:12:03,578 --> 00:12:05,330 Maybe it's not stupidity, it's a symptom. 248 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:08,499 Cocaine abuse can cause paranoia and chest pain. 249 00:12:08,624 --> 00:12:11,294 This isn't necessarily paranoia. Societies do fall apart. 250 00:12:11,419 --> 00:12:13,421 Look what happened with London in the riots. 251 00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:15,548 There's a difference between an isolated riot 252 00:12:15,673 --> 00:12:17,300 and the fall of civilization. 253 00:12:17,425 --> 00:12:19,719 April Donaldson? 254 00:12:20,303 --> 00:12:21,554 Sorry, misspoke. 255 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,681 Imagine what would happen if there was a terrorist attack 256 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,224 on the food supply, 257 00:12:25,350 --> 00:12:27,727 or a pandemic where we had to ration the antibiotics. 258 00:12:27,852 --> 00:12:29,354 That's ridiculous. 259 00:12:29,479 --> 00:12:31,731 Ouch. 260 00:12:31,856 --> 00:12:34,776 Oh, shut up. We know what you're trying to do and it's not gonna work. 261 00:12:34,901 --> 00:12:37,487 It was a little harsh. 262 00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:38,988 Stop being so... 263 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:40,198 What? Paranoid? 264 00:12:40,323 --> 00:12:42,325 You're gonna look pretty foolish if that was a wrong guess. 265 00:12:42,450 --> 00:12:44,118 I think you're a good person and a fine doctor, 266 00:12:44,243 --> 00:12:46,162 but it's ridiculous to think anyone needs 267 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:47,955 an arsenal of assault weapons. 268 00:12:48,081 --> 00:12:49,582 He's obviously paranoid. What about Fahr's disease? 269 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:51,417 - He's not hallucinating. - As far as we know. 270 00:12:51,542 --> 00:12:53,169 We should do a mental status examination 271 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:55,046 and get a CT of his basal ganglia. 272 00:12:55,171 --> 00:12:56,589 No, we shouldn't. If it's not poison, 273 00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:58,257 it's most likely atrial fibrillation 274 00:12:58,383 --> 00:13:01,636 brought on by hyperthyroidism or sleep apnea. 275 00:13:02,303 --> 00:13:03,388 (SPITS) 276 00:13:03,513 --> 00:13:06,099 Looks like we got ourselves a good old fashioned cat fight. 277 00:13:06,224 --> 00:13:08,434 No, we don't. We have a reasoned disagreement. 278 00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,645 Still, there's only one way to settle this. 279 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:12,230 Actually, there's two, but we don't have 280 00:13:12,355 --> 00:13:13,856 enough Jell-O for the first. 281 00:13:13,981 --> 00:13:16,943 Mini-mental, CT, and get a hair sample 282 00:13:17,068 --> 00:13:19,320 to check for past cocaine use. 283 00:13:19,445 --> 00:13:21,322 Check his TSH levels and get a sleep study. 284 00:13:21,447 --> 00:13:23,074 Sorry, gotta make it a fair fight, 285 00:13:23,199 --> 00:13:24,367 which means you're stuck with her. 286 00:13:24,492 --> 00:13:26,327 He's not stuck with me. 287 00:13:26,452 --> 00:13:28,246 And it's not a fight. 288 00:13:29,038 --> 00:13:31,582 Excuse me, miss. 289 00:13:31,707 --> 00:13:33,376 What is your name? 290 00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,503 Mariel Wilkerson. 291 00:13:35,837 --> 00:13:37,672 Hah. 292 00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:40,758 You don't look like a Mariel. You're up. 293 00:13:53,062 --> 00:13:54,230 (BLINDS CLOSING) 294 00:13:54,689 --> 00:13:57,984 So what do you think? ls the patient paranoid or am I? 295 00:13:58,109 --> 00:14:00,695 I don't think stockpiling weapons is the most reasoned response, 296 00:14:00,820 --> 00:14:03,698 but given what I've seen at Bloomingdales on Black Friday, 297 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:06,993 I wouldn't say it rises to the level of mental illness. 298 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:09,036 And me? 299 00:14:10,496 --> 00:14:12,874 Again, given what I've seen at Bloomingdales... 300 00:14:15,042 --> 00:14:16,544 Don't let House get to you. 301 00:14:16,669 --> 00:14:19,130 It's all of you. I feel like you don't respect me. 302 00:14:19,255 --> 00:14:21,048 Chase certainly didn't try to hide it. 303 00:14:21,340 --> 00:14:22,425 Chase respects you. 304 00:14:22,550 --> 00:14:23,593 He's just more comfortable working with me 305 00:14:23,718 --> 00:14:25,219 because he's known me longer. 306 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:26,888 And I'm not just saying that because you own a gun. 307 00:14:27,013 --> 00:14:28,890 I don't own a gun. 308 00:14:29,015 --> 00:14:30,683 I've thought about it, but I'd probably 309 00:14:30,808 --> 00:14:32,560 end up shooting someone in my own family. 310 00:14:32,685 --> 00:14:35,646 Like, when my brother tosses his toenail clippings behind the couch. 311 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:38,024 What about you? 312 00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,443 If anarchy breaks out, 313 00:14:40,568 --> 00:14:44,822 I plan to do what my ancestors have done throughout the ages, run. 314 00:14:45,198 --> 00:14:47,074 FOREMAN: Sounds like a good plan. 315 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,452 You got a moment? 316 00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:54,540 Stop telling the nurses I'm looking for a girlfriend. 317 00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,000 What makes you... Two lunch offers 318 00:14:56,125 --> 00:14:58,544 and a box of cupcakes since this morning. 319 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:00,963 So a few people are nice to you and your first thought is, 320 00:15:01,088 --> 00:15:02,924 "Hmm. This seems strange." 321 00:15:03,049 --> 00:15:04,634 I haven't even had time to eat my own lunch, 322 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:07,053 much less run around trying to recruit nurses for yours. 323 00:15:07,178 --> 00:15:09,013 So can I get back to work? 324 00:15:13,142 --> 00:15:14,727 You're lying, aren't you? 325 00:15:14,852 --> 00:15:16,562 It's for his own good. 326 00:15:17,188 --> 00:15:19,315 HOUSE: He's not paranoid, he's just stupid. 327 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:22,318 Well, shouldn't you put yourself in that group? 328 00:15:22,443 --> 00:15:24,195 You own a gun. 329 00:15:24,320 --> 00:15:28,449 Our patient doesn't own a gun, he owns an arsenal. 330 00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:31,244 And I don't own a gun. 331 00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,246 Yes, you do. And you're a felon. 332 00:15:33,371 --> 00:15:34,497 So, you'll end up back in jail... 333 00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:39,126 That is actually not one of the many reasons that I don't own a gun. 334 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:42,713 Why would I need a gun? The only thing I own worth protecting, 335 00:15:42,838 --> 00:15:45,383 a thief would need a crane to get out of my apartment. 336 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:46,968 You don't own anything you need. 337 00:15:47,093 --> 00:15:48,302 You own things you want. 338 00:15:48,427 --> 00:15:49,887 And you're definitely the type who'd want a gun. 339 00:15:50,012 --> 00:15:51,389 You like anything dangerous. 340 00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,683 Monster trucks, motorcycles, fireworks. 341 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:55,476 Everyone loves fireworks. 342 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:58,229 Watching them, not making them. 343 00:15:58,354 --> 00:16:00,648 I'm telling the truth. 344 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,817 I stand corrected. 345 00:16:04,277 --> 00:16:07,071 If you believe me, then this issue will be resolved 346 00:16:07,196 --> 00:16:09,198 with no further action necessary. 347 00:16:09,323 --> 00:16:10,992 Absolutely. 348 00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:12,702 It's not resolved, is it? 349 00:16:12,827 --> 00:16:14,453 Not even close. 350 00:16:15,580 --> 00:16:16,998 (DOOR OPENS) 351 00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:19,792 It's not cocaine. Hair samples were clean. 352 00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,669 It's not looking good for Fahr's either. 353 00:16:21,794 --> 00:16:23,129 I'm not seeing any calcifications. 354 00:16:23,254 --> 00:16:24,547 You sure? 355 00:16:24,672 --> 00:16:27,174 They can be pretty hard to detect in people under 50. 356 00:16:27,300 --> 00:16:28,759 See? 357 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:29,844 What? 358 00:16:29,969 --> 00:16:31,679 We all disagree all the time. 359 00:16:31,804 --> 00:16:33,848 It's not just me and Park. 360 00:16:33,973 --> 00:16:37,268 Nice try, but I'm not getting in the middle. 361 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:40,021 So why didn't you want to go with her this morning? 362 00:16:40,146 --> 00:16:41,480 She's weird. 363 00:16:41,606 --> 00:16:42,857 She's not weird. She's a good doctor. 364 00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:45,526 Most good doctors are weird. Look at House. 365 00:16:45,651 --> 00:16:47,278 Am I weird? 366 00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:49,947 Yeah, but you're hot, so it's easier to put up with. 367 00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:56,245 You're completely normal and a pleasure to deal with. 368 00:16:56,787 --> 00:16:58,497 You're weird. 369 00:16:58,623 --> 00:17:00,291 In a good way? 370 00:17:00,750 --> 00:17:03,169 Maybe we should just concentrate on the medicine. 371 00:17:03,919 --> 00:17:05,296 You own any guns? 372 00:17:05,421 --> 00:17:06,464 That's not medicine. 373 00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,507 But it's related to medicine. Kind of. 374 00:17:08,633 --> 00:17:10,551 What do you think? 375 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,013 Yeah. But not for protection. 376 00:17:14,138 --> 00:17:15,931 Despite what the media would have us believe, 377 00:17:16,057 --> 00:17:17,975 you think we live in a very safe world. 378 00:17:18,100 --> 00:17:20,269 You just think they're fun. 379 00:17:20,686 --> 00:17:22,438 How did you know? 380 00:17:22,563 --> 00:17:24,023 Working in a prison, you learned 381 00:17:24,148 --> 00:17:25,650 criminals rarely target random strangers, 382 00:17:25,775 --> 00:17:27,568 and you've got more money than you know what to do with, 383 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:30,655 so anything that seems different and fun is worth trying. 384 00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:31,906 And you? 385 00:17:32,031 --> 00:17:35,951 Not here in the States. Back home, I keep a few for hunting 'roes. 386 00:17:36,160 --> 00:17:38,120 You hunt kangaroos? 387 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:40,998 But they're so cute. 388 00:17:41,123 --> 00:17:43,167 They're also delicious. 389 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:45,961 You're screwing with me. 390 00:17:46,128 --> 00:17:47,755 Totally. 391 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:49,840 There's no calcification. 392 00:17:49,965 --> 00:17:52,218 Looks like we're both wrong. 393 00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,844 CHI: You don't need to stay. 394 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:55,888 We won't have the results until the morning. 395 00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:57,723 It's okay. I'll stay. 396 00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:03,854 Go. I'm sure your mother's ready for a break by now. 397 00:18:04,730 --> 00:18:06,941 Give the kids a kiss for me. 398 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:11,362 You think it's the end of the world, but you wanted kids. 399 00:18:11,487 --> 00:18:13,864 Oh, honey, come on. 400 00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:16,784 I don't think the world's coming to an end. 401 00:18:20,162 --> 00:18:21,372 Look. 402 00:18:22,581 --> 00:18:25,292 You have a spare tire in your car, right? 403 00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:29,714 That's what those guns are. 404 00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:33,259 I mean, I hope to God I never have to use one. 405 00:18:33,384 --> 00:18:34,677 But if we can wake up 406 00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:38,305 and learn that the entire banking system has gone bankrupt overnight, 407 00:18:38,431 --> 00:18:41,559 it just seems stupid not to have a jack in the trunk. 408 00:18:42,768 --> 00:18:44,520 Just in case. 409 00:18:45,187 --> 00:18:46,397 And you've always... 410 00:18:46,522 --> 00:18:48,190 What's that from? 411 00:18:48,315 --> 00:18:50,443 I don't know. 412 00:18:50,776 --> 00:18:51,986 CHI: You don't feel that? 413 00:18:52,111 --> 00:18:54,655 No. 414 00:18:57,783 --> 00:19:01,328 He also spiked a fever overnight. Could be TB. 415 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,622 - You wanna say it? - Say what? 416 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:06,667 There's no sign of atelectasis or infiltrates on the chest x-ray. 417 00:19:06,792 --> 00:19:09,003 Yeah. That's med-speak for, "She's an idiot." 418 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:11,338 TAUB: Systemic sclerosis can cause lower extremity ulcers. 419 00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:12,923 It would have to be pretty far along. 420 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,925 His first symptom was just a few days ago. 421 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,886 His paranoia started at least a year ago. 422 00:19:17,011 --> 00:19:18,888 If he's paranoid. 423 00:19:19,513 --> 00:19:21,390 HOUSE: So it's either not sclerosis, 424 00:19:21,515 --> 00:19:23,476 or it's extremely aggressive sclerosis. 425 00:19:23,601 --> 00:19:26,103 We should biopsy the skin lesion and start him on enoxaparin. 426 00:19:26,228 --> 00:19:29,190 Shouldn't we wait for the biopsy results before we start treatment? 427 00:19:29,982 --> 00:19:33,360 Now's your chance. She's leading with her chin. 428 00:19:33,486 --> 00:19:35,529 I agree with her. 429 00:19:35,654 --> 00:19:37,531 No, you don't. 430 00:19:37,656 --> 00:19:39,575 Which means you're both idiots. 431 00:19:39,700 --> 00:19:42,453 Get to work. 432 00:19:46,540 --> 00:19:48,667 I know you don't think I'm an idiot. 433 00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:50,544 Does it matter? 434 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:54,340 If you're just looking to amuse yourself at my expense, then no. 435 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,550 But if you feel the need to manipulate me 436 00:19:56,675 --> 00:19:58,803 to make me useful, then yes. 437 00:19:58,928 --> 00:20:00,262 I thought we'd gotten past that. 438 00:20:00,387 --> 00:20:02,598 If we hadn't gotten past that, you wouldn't be here. 439 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:06,811 But ability isn't always enough. Just ask Yngwie Malmsteen. 440 00:20:07,061 --> 00:20:08,521 So this is you trying to help me? 441 00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,941 No, this is me helping me, and amusing myself at your expense. 442 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:14,151 Which brings us back to, why do you care? 443 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:17,071 I deserve respect. I'm a good doctor. 444 00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:19,448 People respect you. 445 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,909 They just don't like you. 446 00:20:24,578 --> 00:20:26,372 CHASE: Where's your wife? 447 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:30,167 (GASPING FOR BREATH) She just needed some time. 448 00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:33,796 Not a fan of the guns, I take it. 449 00:20:33,921 --> 00:20:36,882 It's not the guns, it's... 450 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,927 I shouldn't have lied about it. 451 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,763 I'm guessing it's a little of both. 452 00:20:42,888 --> 00:20:46,100 And a little of, "Who the hell is this guy?" 453 00:20:47,852 --> 00:20:50,312 I'm not a nutcase. 454 00:20:50,437 --> 00:20:54,275 I just want to do everything I can to protect my family. 455 00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,695 Don't worry, I'm sure she understands. 456 00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,993 ETHAN: At first I thought it might be frostbite. 457 00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:07,246 But I haven't really been out in the cold. 458 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:11,542 And yet your first thought was frostbite? 459 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:14,795 Yeah. I guess I was just going by how it looks. 460 00:21:14,920 --> 00:21:16,797 It looks absolutely nothing like frostbite. 461 00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:18,632 You serious? 462 00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:20,259 With some difficulty. 463 00:21:20,384 --> 00:21:21,844 Then what is it? 464 00:21:21,969 --> 00:21:24,847 A sign that you need to take a long vacation. 465 00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,348 At least a month. 466 00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:28,267 A vacation? 467 00:21:28,392 --> 00:21:31,854 Wait, is this like a Bucket List thing? 468 00:21:32,187 --> 00:21:33,105 It's cancer? 469 00:21:33,230 --> 00:21:34,857 It's silver. 470 00:21:34,982 --> 00:21:37,276 I'm guessing silver nitrate mixed with petroleum jelly 471 00:21:37,401 --> 00:21:39,111 that your boss put on the petty cash 472 00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:43,407 so he'd know who to have arrested for stealing it. 473 00:21:44,575 --> 00:21:45,868 Damn. 474 00:21:45,993 --> 00:21:49,038 Yeah. Damn. (PAGER BEEPING) 475 00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:51,415 It's diffused into your skin. 476 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:54,168 The only way to get rid of it is to get new skin. 477 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:58,047 That normally happens every 30 days, so... 478 00:21:58,797 --> 00:22:00,424 I hear that La Crosse, Wisconsin 479 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:03,969 has got the world's largest beer can. 480 00:22:04,094 --> 00:22:05,638 (DOOR CLOSES) 481 00:22:06,972 --> 00:22:08,307 Here's the per diem schedules. 482 00:22:08,432 --> 00:22:10,059 These are supposed to be in a computer file. 483 00:22:10,184 --> 00:22:12,937 Sorry, since Claudine left, no one's been inputting the numbers. 484 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:14,772 I miss Claudine. 485 00:22:14,897 --> 00:22:16,398 She left because of you. 486 00:22:16,523 --> 00:22:17,441 I thought that was Nadine. 487 00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,567 Her, too. 488 00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:20,903 Where are you going? You still have an hour left. 489 00:22:21,028 --> 00:22:24,239 Emergency page takes precedence. 490 00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:25,783 Can you... 491 00:22:25,908 --> 00:22:27,785 I don't know how to use the program. 492 00:22:27,910 --> 00:22:30,162 Then find someone who does. I gotta get out of here. 493 00:22:30,871 --> 00:22:32,122 (SIGHS) 494 00:22:39,838 --> 00:22:41,256 Got your page- 495 00:22:41,507 --> 00:22:43,050 You're an ass! 496 00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:44,969 Admit it. 497 00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:47,596 Let me down. 498 00:22:48,555 --> 00:22:50,265 After you admit it. 499 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,188 I'm a little tired. I think I'm gonna go... 500 00:22:56,313 --> 00:22:57,773 All right, I admit it. 501 00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,484 Despite the fact that I know there's a gun in here, 502 00:23:00,609 --> 00:23:04,530 I'd never find it because you are more devious... 503 00:23:04,655 --> 00:23:07,032 - Clever. - Devious. 504 00:23:07,616 --> 00:23:08,867 (YAWNS) 505 00:23:08,993 --> 00:23:10,202 All right. Fine, clever. 506 00:23:10,327 --> 00:23:14,498 More clever, and you'll always be one step ahead of me. 507 00:23:27,469 --> 00:23:29,263 (PAGER BEEPING) 508 00:23:31,390 --> 00:23:33,767 ANITA: You're either preparing to fight Pacquiao, 509 00:23:33,892 --> 00:23:36,395 or you're having one heck of a bad day. 510 00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:39,732 I'm Anita. 511 00:23:40,149 --> 00:23:42,359 Eric. Nice to meet you. 512 00:23:43,485 --> 00:23:45,446 And you can tell Taub 513 00:23:45,571 --> 00:23:47,948 that he's gonna get the same treatment as this heavy bag 514 00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:49,742 if he doesn't cut this crap out. 515 00:23:49,867 --> 00:23:51,910 Who's Taub? 516 00:23:52,536 --> 00:23:54,246 You know, I'm sure you're a nice person, 517 00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:56,290 and you have no idea what you've gotten sucked into, 518 00:23:56,415 --> 00:23:58,917 but really, I'm not interested. 519 00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,795 Okay, and I'm sure you're a nice person, 520 00:24:01,920 --> 00:24:03,881 but I just moved from Atlanta, 521 00:24:04,006 --> 00:24:05,424 and this is my first time at this gym, 522 00:24:05,549 --> 00:24:08,093 so I definitely don't know who this Taub guy is. 523 00:24:08,218 --> 00:24:10,345 But I already agree. He's a jerk. 524 00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:11,972 (LAUGHS) 525 00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:14,183 Are you sure you don't want to start over? 526 00:24:16,977 --> 00:24:19,563 Take your time. I'll be around. 527 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:30,741 Taub, it's Foreman. 528 00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:32,576 TAUB ON PHONE: Can't talk now. Little busy. 529 00:24:32,701 --> 00:24:34,203 What's going on? 530 00:24:34,328 --> 00:24:35,579 (GRUNTING) 531 00:24:35,704 --> 00:24:37,164 (YELLS) 532 00:24:37,372 --> 00:24:38,749 Need some droperidol in here! 533 00:24:38,874 --> 00:24:40,042 L gotta g0- 534 00:24:43,587 --> 00:24:46,632 He was hallucinating he was being attacked by bears. 535 00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,467 Points again to paranoia. 536 00:24:48,592 --> 00:24:50,636 I agree, except for the "again." 537 00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:52,596 Acute onset points to tularemia. 538 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:55,307 Or it's been chronic, which points to GAD autoimmunity. 539 00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:57,101 Explains the neurological impairment, 540 00:24:57,226 --> 00:24:58,519 as well as the normal blood work. 541 00:24:58,644 --> 00:25:00,145 Tularemia doesn't always show up in the blood work either. 542 00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:02,272 CHASE: You know what else doesn't show up in the blood work? 543 00:25:02,397 --> 00:25:04,942 Nothing. This could all be psychiatric. 544 00:25:05,067 --> 00:25:06,443 An untreated schizoid disorder, 545 00:25:06,568 --> 00:25:08,529 he's finally lost the ability to suppress. 546 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:10,989 Schizophrenia doesn't cause skin ulcers or fevers. 547 00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:12,908 No, but digging delusions out of your skin 548 00:25:13,033 --> 00:25:15,327 with dirty fingernails could cause both. 549 00:25:15,452 --> 00:25:16,995 I don't think he's a psych case. 550 00:25:17,121 --> 00:25:18,789 Because you're paranoid about paranoia. 551 00:25:18,914 --> 00:25:22,417 Because his symptoms point toward an infection that's spread to his brain. 552 00:25:22,543 --> 00:25:24,795 I think we should treat with high dose broad spectrum... 553 00:25:24,920 --> 00:25:27,714 Which will kill him if it's a GAD autoimmunity. 554 00:25:33,262 --> 00:25:35,305 Treat for GAD. 555 00:25:35,681 --> 00:25:39,476 Corticosteroids and IV immunoglobulin. 556 00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:47,401 I'm not paranoid. And they don't dislike me. 557 00:25:47,526 --> 00:25:49,570 They don't even really know me. 558 00:25:49,695 --> 00:25:50,654 Did they tell you that? 559 00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:53,657 I didn't ask because you wouldn't believe the answer. 560 00:25:53,991 --> 00:25:55,826 If it makes you feel better to think that. 561 00:25:55,951 --> 00:25:57,411 You're the one everyone dislikes. 562 00:25:57,536 --> 00:25:59,621 You probably don't even think it's GAD. 563 00:25:59,746 --> 00:26:00,581 You're just agreeing with her 564 00:26:00,706 --> 00:26:03,208 because you think it'll create more conflict between us. 565 00:26:03,333 --> 00:26:05,377 There's only one way to find out. 566 00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:08,797 Actually, there's two, but we're still waiting for that Jell-O delivery. 567 00:26:08,922 --> 00:26:10,632 Let me know how it goes. 568 00:27:05,187 --> 00:27:06,521 Gotcha! 569 00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:11,526 You poor dumb bastard. 570 00:28:01,076 --> 00:28:02,661 Touché. 571 00:28:06,039 --> 00:28:08,000 (CHUCKLES) 572 00:28:12,879 --> 00:28:16,008 (MOANING) 573 00:28:18,802 --> 00:28:20,887 God, this is exactly what I needed. 574 00:28:21,013 --> 00:28:22,848 Tell me about it. 575 00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:29,438 - MAN: Nita? - Oh, my God. 576 00:28:29,563 --> 00:28:30,897 Who's that, your roommate? 577 00:28:31,023 --> 00:28:32,274 No. It's just... You have to go. 578 00:28:32,399 --> 00:28:34,109 - Why, what's the big deal? - Please, I'm... I'll explain later. 579 00:28:34,234 --> 00:28:35,861 Just hurry up, please. 580 00:28:35,986 --> 00:28:37,070 You have a boyfriend? 581 00:28:37,279 --> 00:28:39,364 No, he's not my boyfriend. 582 00:28:40,532 --> 00:28:43,702 He's my husband. I'm really sorry. 583 00:28:47,039 --> 00:28:50,375 Hey, I thought you weren't getting back till tomorrow. 584 00:28:57,549 --> 00:28:58,717 CHI: His fever's going through the roof, 585 00:28:58,842 --> 00:29:00,635 which means we were wrong about GAD, 586 00:29:00,761 --> 00:29:02,721 and the steroids kicked the infection into high gear. 587 00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:04,681 Or it is GAD and we started treatment too late. 588 00:29:04,806 --> 00:29:05,724 Increase the steroid dose. 589 00:29:05,849 --> 00:29:06,850 CHI ON PHONE: We can't. 590 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:08,935 If it's an infection, we'll kill him for sure. 591 00:29:09,061 --> 00:29:13,148 With neurological symptoms progressing this fast, he's dead either way. 592 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:16,151 If we increase the steroids, either death comes slower, 593 00:29:16,276 --> 00:29:19,279 which means we were too late with the GAD, or death comes faster, 594 00:29:19,404 --> 00:29:22,199 which means we were too stupid with the infection. 595 00:29:22,324 --> 00:29:25,118 We were already stupid with infection, but it's not too late. 596 00:29:25,243 --> 00:29:27,537 He's young and was perfectly healthy two days ago. 597 00:29:27,662 --> 00:29:31,124 He can fight this off, if we give him a chance. 598 00:29:34,544 --> 00:29:38,799 Fine, but a shotgun is not gonna work. We need a sniper rifle. 599 00:29:39,049 --> 00:29:41,510 Start running DNA assays for sporotrichosis, 600 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:45,430 meningococcemia, and any other Boggle-winning words you can think of. 601 00:29:45,555 --> 00:29:46,973 You just said you wanted to increase the steroids. 602 00:29:47,099 --> 00:29:48,183 Now you wanna just... 603 00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:49,851 I changed my mind. 604 00:29:50,143 --> 00:29:52,145 - But... - Do what Park says. 605 00:29:58,735 --> 00:30:00,070 (DOOR OPENS) 606 00:30:00,695 --> 00:30:03,448 Well, you don't have a gun. 607 00:30:03,782 --> 00:30:06,368 But you do have my sunglasses, 608 00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:08,995 my tennis racket, I can't imagine why... 609 00:30:09,121 --> 00:30:10,705 Had to kill a mouse. 610 00:30:10,831 --> 00:30:13,834 It's really hard with those stupid, little sunglasses. 611 00:30:14,084 --> 00:30:15,836 ...and my money clip. 612 00:30:15,961 --> 00:30:17,129 Was there any money in it? 613 00:30:17,254 --> 00:30:19,005 Not anymore. 614 00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:22,634 Can I go to bed now, or do you want to do a cavity search? 615 00:30:22,759 --> 00:30:24,845 Lock up on your way out. 616 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:26,513 This is ridiculous. 617 00:30:26,638 --> 00:30:28,432 Every moment we waste looking for a phantom infection 618 00:30:28,557 --> 00:30:29,850 is time we could be treating him. 619 00:30:29,975 --> 00:30:32,853 For the wrong diagnosis. If it was GAD, he'd be having seizures. 620 00:30:32,978 --> 00:30:34,104 JESSICA: And if it was infection, 621 00:30:34,229 --> 00:30:36,314 there would be some sign of it in his blood or CNS, 622 00:30:36,440 --> 00:30:38,024 - which there isn't. - Yet. 623 00:30:38,150 --> 00:30:40,569 I'm beginning to think we should just go with House's idea. 624 00:30:40,694 --> 00:30:42,320 This was House's idea. He said... 625 00:30:42,446 --> 00:30:44,072 No, I'm talking about the Jell-O. 626 00:30:44,197 --> 00:30:46,950 At least it wouldn't be so annoying to watch. 627 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:48,743 (DOOR OPENS) Taub. You got a minute? 628 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:54,541 You're an ass. You know that? 629 00:30:54,666 --> 00:30:58,044 What's the problem? Some cute, young nurse baked you cookies? 630 00:30:58,170 --> 00:31:00,338 No. Some guy almost caught me making out 631 00:31:00,464 --> 00:31:02,883 with his wife in their living room. 632 00:31:03,008 --> 00:31:04,885 And how exactly is that my fault? 633 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,178 If you hadn't been screwing with me 634 00:31:06,303 --> 00:31:07,429 and put the idea in my head... 635 00:31:07,554 --> 00:31:09,848 So you don't date anyone unless I put the idea in your head. 636 00:31:09,973 --> 00:31:12,100 You really do need psychiatric help. 637 00:31:12,225 --> 00:31:14,603 Unlike you, I don't need drama. 638 00:31:15,061 --> 00:31:17,105 I like my job and I'm happy with my life. 639 00:31:17,230 --> 00:31:18,315 You're so happy with your life 640 00:31:18,440 --> 00:31:19,983 you've got nothing better to do at midnight 641 00:31:20,108 --> 00:31:22,694 than to come back into work to yell at me? 642 00:31:23,695 --> 00:31:26,531 Stay out of my business. 643 00:31:29,451 --> 00:31:31,036 You're blaming the wrong guy. 644 00:31:34,915 --> 00:31:35,999 Good for him. 645 00:31:38,919 --> 00:31:40,962 Married one's not a keeper, but it's a start. 646 00:31:42,756 --> 00:31:44,090 You're an idiot. 647 00:31:47,385 --> 00:31:49,387 (PAGERS BEEPING) 648 00:31:50,180 --> 00:31:52,390 (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) 649 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:55,268 He has stridor but no obstruction. 650 00:31:55,393 --> 00:31:57,521 He's anaphylaxing. Get me a trach kit. 651 00:32:02,651 --> 00:32:04,611 Scalpel. 652 00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:11,243 (GASPING) 653 00:32:25,757 --> 00:32:28,552 It's not working. There's no breath sounds. Doesn't make any sense. 654 00:32:28,677 --> 00:32:29,844 His trachea's blocked below the incision point. 655 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:31,972 - We need racemic epinephrine. - We tried that already. 656 00:32:32,097 --> 00:32:33,723 TAUB: We're gonna try again. It's our only choice. 657 00:32:40,647 --> 00:32:42,274 We got him breathing, but barely. 658 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:46,403 At least we know tracheal edema isn't from anything we did. 659 00:32:46,528 --> 00:32:48,071 Because we're not doing anything. 660 00:32:48,196 --> 00:32:50,657 Which is a good thing because neither GAD nor a systemic infection 661 00:32:50,782 --> 00:32:53,076 would cause anaphylaxis or tracheal edema. 662 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:55,412 CHI: And an allergic reaction wouldn't get worse 663 00:32:55,537 --> 00:32:57,789 three days after he was admitted. 664 00:32:57,914 --> 00:32:59,791 So we got nothing. 665 00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:02,669 Unless he was still being poisoned. 666 00:33:02,794 --> 00:33:03,837 JESSICA: By who? 667 00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:07,591 His wife wasn't even here when he hallucinated. 668 00:33:07,924 --> 00:33:09,384 Good question. 669 00:33:09,676 --> 00:33:11,595 Now we're the ones being paranoid. 670 00:33:13,221 --> 00:33:15,640 What about squamous cell carcinoma? 671 00:33:15,765 --> 00:33:17,267 If it's only in his epithelium, 672 00:33:17,392 --> 00:33:20,020 it wouldn't show up on his chest x-ray. 673 00:33:20,145 --> 00:33:21,688 It is possible, but... 674 00:33:21,813 --> 00:33:22,856 Wouldn't cause hallucinations. 675 00:33:22,981 --> 00:33:25,609 It could if he also had paraneoplastic syndrome. 676 00:33:30,405 --> 00:33:32,365 Get a biopsy. 677 00:33:32,490 --> 00:33:34,826 You think it's cancer? 678 00:33:34,951 --> 00:33:38,705 I think you should get a biopsy. 679 00:33:47,380 --> 00:33:48,757 Admit it. 680 00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:56,097 Two hours ago, I found this in your closet 681 00:33:56,222 --> 00:33:58,266 in a box with your name on it. 682 00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:01,186 I knew you'd move it somewhere outside your apartment 683 00:34:01,311 --> 00:34:03,855 until you were certain I'd given up looking. 684 00:34:03,980 --> 00:34:07,817 So, I had to convince you that I'd given up looking. 685 00:34:09,027 --> 00:34:11,154 It's not a gun. 686 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,614 (LAUGHS) 687 00:34:13,114 --> 00:34:16,201 Yes. It's a paperweight 688 00:34:16,326 --> 00:34:18,411 with a handy storage compartment 689 00:34:18,536 --> 00:34:20,455 for .45-caliber bullets. 690 00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:24,876 - And that's not a bullet. - Admit it. 691 00:34:25,001 --> 00:34:28,213 I'm more clever and more devious. You can even have it back. 692 00:34:28,338 --> 00:34:29,881 It's not my problem if you go back to prison. 693 00:34:30,006 --> 00:34:33,176 My problem is you thinking you're always one step ahead of me. 694 00:34:33,301 --> 00:34:35,679 This proves nothing, because it's not a gun. 695 00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:37,764 It's a prOP- 696 00:34:37,889 --> 00:34:40,141 From Dorothy Dietrich's magic act. 697 00:34:40,266 --> 00:34:41,434 (LAUGHS) Look it up. 698 00:34:41,559 --> 00:34:43,853 She's the only woman ever to do the catch a bullet trick. 699 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:47,273 I won this off her prop master in a poker game. 700 00:34:47,399 --> 00:34:49,401 - House... - It's fake. 701 00:34:50,777 --> 00:34:51,903 It's plugged. 702 00:34:54,906 --> 00:34:56,074 Look for yourself. 703 00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:58,076 Hey! Hey! Don't point that thing at me. 704 00:34:58,201 --> 00:35:00,120 It's not dangerous because it's not a gun. 705 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:02,497 House... House, just stop it. 706 00:35:03,081 --> 00:35:04,165 Fine. 707 00:35:08,002 --> 00:35:09,462 What the hell are you doing? 708 00:35:10,422 --> 00:35:12,132 - Pull the trigger. - Don't be insane. 709 00:35:12,257 --> 00:35:13,425 They're blanks. 710 00:35:13,550 --> 00:35:14,759 You pull the trigger, 711 00:35:14,884 --> 00:35:17,929 I drool a little fake blood, and I spit out the bullet 712 00:35:18,054 --> 00:35:19,764 that the audience thinks I caught with my teeth. 713 00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:21,808 Go ahead. Shoot me. 714 00:35:22,100 --> 00:35:23,518 I'm not shooting you. 715 00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:24,811 All right. I'll shoot you. 716 00:35:24,936 --> 00:35:26,396 Don't! House, don't! 717 00:35:28,356 --> 00:35:31,109 Even if they are blanks, people will freak. 718 00:35:32,110 --> 00:35:33,361 It's not real. 719 00:35:35,905 --> 00:35:38,616 Which means you didn't prove that I have a gun, 720 00:35:38,742 --> 00:35:40,577 which means you've proved nothing. 721 00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:44,122 Admit it. 722 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:52,422 Admit it. 723 00:35:54,674 --> 00:35:55,842 All right. 724 00:35:56,176 --> 00:35:57,510 All right, what? 725 00:36:01,097 --> 00:36:02,265 You win. 726 00:36:02,390 --> 00:36:04,684 And it feels good. 727 00:36:07,395 --> 00:36:09,272 (GRUNTS) 728 00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:39,052 You were wrong. 729 00:36:39,886 --> 00:36:42,096 Don't feel too bad, we all were. 730 00:36:42,222 --> 00:36:44,432 His trachea wasn't swollen, it was blocked. 731 00:36:44,557 --> 00:36:46,601 By a psuedomembrane growing across it. 732 00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:51,189 Means he's not paranoid, is an idiot, and was poisoned. 733 00:36:53,483 --> 00:36:54,776 What are you doing? 734 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:56,820 Give me a Machida scope. 735 00:36:57,570 --> 00:36:59,531 Hold his legs, he's not gonna like this. 736 00:37:00,573 --> 00:37:03,034 Because you're not gonna be able to breathe. 737 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:05,495 (MONITOR BEEPING) 738 00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:08,832 But I need to see down your barrel. 739 00:37:12,418 --> 00:37:13,878 Good news is, 740 00:37:14,295 --> 00:37:16,005 the poison didn't come from your wife. 741 00:37:16,130 --> 00:37:18,132 It came from a little bastard of a bacterium 742 00:37:18,258 --> 00:37:21,135 whose crap can cause chest pain, 743 00:37:21,261 --> 00:37:24,097 respiratory distress, skin ulcers, 744 00:37:24,389 --> 00:37:26,724 the growth of pseudomembrane across the airway, 745 00:37:26,850 --> 00:37:31,020 and in very rare cases, hallucinations. 746 00:37:34,732 --> 00:37:38,778 (EXHALES DEEPLY) 747 00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:42,740 Call the CDC. Tell them we need antitoxin as soon as possible. 748 00:37:42,866 --> 00:37:43,992 Diphtheria? 749 00:37:44,117 --> 00:37:46,619 We didn't guess it because nobody gets it. 750 00:37:47,161 --> 00:37:50,540 Instead of building bunkers, you should be getting boosters. 751 00:37:50,957 --> 00:37:54,669 As in the routine vaccines against stuff that is actually scary. 752 00:38:10,894 --> 00:38:12,478 Diphtheria? 753 00:38:13,521 --> 00:38:15,565 House pulled it out of nowhere. 754 00:38:15,690 --> 00:38:16,649 (LAUGHS) 755 00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:18,318 Cool. 756 00:38:19,193 --> 00:38:20,904 You just getting in? 757 00:38:21,029 --> 00:38:23,656 I had a meeting about a new parking validation system. 758 00:38:25,742 --> 00:38:26,993 Cool. 759 00:38:29,370 --> 00:38:31,039 How are you feeling? 760 00:38:31,372 --> 00:38:32,874 Not great. 761 00:38:35,752 --> 00:38:37,295 But better. 762 00:38:39,756 --> 00:38:42,842 The antitoxin is working. He'll be able to go home in a few days. 763 00:38:44,218 --> 00:38:45,637 That's good news. 764 00:38:46,679 --> 00:38:48,306 But we've moved out. 765 00:38:50,808 --> 00:38:52,393 Oh, come on, honey. 766 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:54,270 I'm sorry I lied, but... 767 00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:55,980 I know. Okay... 768 00:38:56,105 --> 00:38:58,566 It was for our own good, but I don't care. 769 00:38:58,816 --> 00:39:01,569 I don't want to be lied to, and I can't live like that. 770 00:39:01,694 --> 00:39:03,988 And I can't live in that home. 771 00:39:05,907 --> 00:39:07,825 Oh, please, don't. 772 00:39:08,660 --> 00:39:10,536 I love you. 773 00:39:12,956 --> 00:39:14,666 I love you too, 774 00:39:14,916 --> 00:39:17,543 which is why you're not gonna live there either. 775 00:39:18,711 --> 00:39:20,755 I don't care if we might need them. 776 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:24,133 I just know that I can't live my life feeling like we do. 777 00:39:24,634 --> 00:39:26,928 It's not worth living in fear. 778 00:39:30,515 --> 00:39:33,184 Okay. I'm sorry. 779 00:39:38,940 --> 00:39:43,236 (POP SONG PLAYING) 780 00:39:49,325 --> 00:39:50,451 Hey. 781 00:39:51,744 --> 00:39:53,454 Thanks. 782 00:39:55,456 --> 00:39:58,626 You know, there's a bunch of us going to happy hour after work. 783 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:03,423 I'm craving nachos. You interested? 784 00:40:03,548 --> 00:40:06,300 Thanks, but I got a lot of work I need to get done. 785 00:40:06,426 --> 00:40:09,637 Sure. Well, if you change your mind, we'll be at Rudy's. 786 00:40:10,388 --> 00:40:12,390 Okay- 787 00:40:20,898 --> 00:40:22,817 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 788 00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:25,778 Hey. 789 00:40:25,903 --> 00:40:27,780 - Hey- - Hey- 790 00:40:33,536 --> 00:40:34,912 (SIGHS) 791 00:40:35,038 --> 00:40:38,332 Would you like to get a drink sometime after work? 792 00:40:39,208 --> 00:40:42,003 You mean all of us? Or just us? 793 00:40:42,128 --> 00:40:44,839 I was thinking just the two of us. 794 00:40:46,257 --> 00:40:47,592 Did Taub put you up to this? 795 00:40:47,717 --> 00:40:51,304 No. It was just something I'd been thinking about and I figured, 796 00:40:51,429 --> 00:40:54,599 "What the heck? Might as well ask." 797 00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:58,352 Yeah, well, it's probably not a good idea, 798 00:40:58,478 --> 00:41:01,439 you know, with us working together. 799 00:41:01,647 --> 00:41:04,567 Didn't you marry someone you used to work with? 800 00:41:05,068 --> 00:41:06,736 Yeah, but... 801 00:41:09,280 --> 00:41:12,158 All right, sure. When? 802 00:41:12,575 --> 00:41:14,660 - Tonight? - Sure. 803 00:41:30,760 --> 00:41:33,596 (SIGHS) 804 00:41:42,146 --> 00:41:44,857 Hey, I changed my mind. 805 00:41:46,109 --> 00:41:47,902 Okay- 806 00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:47,712 ANITA: Glad you changed your mind. 807 00:42:50,173 --> 00:42:52,133 Hey.