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Nice tie.
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(SIGHS)
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Are you at least
gonna call the cops this time?
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Oh. Then they might stop.
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Just when they're beginning
to capture my eyes.
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Come on, Dad.
Let Rodrigo do this.
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Your arthritis is
obviously...
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I can pick up my own lawn.
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You know, if you wanted,
you could put an end to all this.
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Of course. There are other ways
to save the company.
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I'm only moving it to China
because I'm craving egg foo yung.
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You know, I just got off the phone
with some investors.
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Yes, and they want
a controlling interest?
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We get to stay here
with the people
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who've been so
loyal to this company.
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Everyone keeps their jobs.
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It's been a family business for
120 years. There's no way I'm letting...
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What's wrong?
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Dad?
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Dad?
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I need you to
drive me to a doctor.
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This would totally suck.
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Patient's visited China a lot recently.
What about the JBE virus?
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Why don't you check
his vaccination record
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before you make
another stupid...
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OMFG. 50% off cupcakes.
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How sick is the patient?
'Cause this expires today.
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Central serous retinopathy?
It's linked to type-A personalities.
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Funduscopic exam was normal.
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If you don't let me
read my email,
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then I won't be
able to read the email
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to the entire staff
from your ex-boss.
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Thank you.
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"Last month, I had an incident
involving another PPTH employee.
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"Though I can't speak
to the details of the case,
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"while my disciplinary
hearing is pending,
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"I want you to know
that I have completed
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"voluntary sexual
harassment training.
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"And on a personal note,
if my actions caused anyone distress,
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"I sincerely apologize."
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You are so fired.
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What? He apologized.
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What? Because he
said he apologized?
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He's saying he's
sorry that someone, namely you,
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overreacted,
namely by punching him.
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He grabbed my behind.
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The word is it was a celebratory slap
after you completed
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your first ever
AVM embolization.
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He grabbed it,
he apologized for grabbing it,
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and now he's taking classes
because he grabbed it.
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The classes make
him sympathetic.
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Which, in turn, makes his
unrepentant attacker evil.
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Which, in turn,
in turn, makes you so fired.
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100 bucks says
I won't get fired.
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Oh, you don't want
to bet me.
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Oh' my...
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You're fired.
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Uh, the bet is...
But I thought...
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...after...
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...then...if only...
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The bet's that I'll get
fired after my hearing.
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I'll take that action, too,
but you're already a C-note in the hole.
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You're late.
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Considering I don't work here,
arguably, I'm early.
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Pearl earrings?
Knee length dress?
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It's not a very
shameful walk of shame.
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I was at a job interview.
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I hope it went terribly.
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Thad Barton?
We only help rich white guys?
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HOUSE:
I am an equal opportunity exploiter.
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I only help those who can help myself.
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
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I have
a department to re-fund.
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JESSICA:
Atropine poisoning.
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He's moving
his company to China
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and his employees are
hanging him in effigy.
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They could have moved
on to the real thing.
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Pupils are normal.
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Thy rotoxicosis?
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Not a terrible idea.
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I'm gonna go give
him PTU and TLC.
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I have no idea
what that second one stands for.
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Things don't seem small anymore.
They were...
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I woke up from a nap
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and everything went from
really small to really huge.
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Well, then these giant balls of medicine
are not gonna work anymore.
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The change actually
makes things simpler.
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Your occipital lobe is acting up,
giving you a migraine.
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But I don't have
a headache.
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Not all migraines
present that way.
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It's called Alice in
Wonderland Syndrome.
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- Seriously?
- I never joke.
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Good news is it's
treatable with medication.
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Bad news is it can
make you very, very late
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for very important dates.
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I sometimes joke.
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Thank you, Doctor.
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Well, if you really
want to thank me...
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My department's not
really a department
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'cause my boss says
he doesn't have the money,
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which provides
a nice contrast with you.
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We're trying to find
money in our budget
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so we don't have to move
our operations overseas.
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I get it. Answer's no.
Shouldn't have said anything.
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I'm just glad that the symptoms
showed up before you left for China.
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'Cause I'm not sure
the doctors over there
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would be so optimistic
considering...
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(BOTH SPEAKING MANDARIN)
...how they look down on mental illness.
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You speak Mandarin?
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AINSLEY:
What are you guys talking about?
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Oh, just how different
the two cultures are.
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For example,
our opinions on mental illness.
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'Cause here, it's considered
a normal, treatable condition.
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(IN MANDARIN)
There it's taboo enough...
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...to destroy a high profile
business deal.
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Is everything okay?
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Everything's fine.
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(IN MANDARIN)
I'd never breach confidentiality, but...
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I could have you
checked into a facility
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that exclusively
treats mental disorders.
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How's that sound?
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Whatever's gonna
get him better.
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THAD:
Let's try the medication first.
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(IN MANDARIN)
How much do you want?
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You're hired.
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You guys are gonna love
Doctors Chase and Taub.
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Keep your Nazi sentiments
quiet around the little one.
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You got the money?
How?
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Patient's a smart
businessman.
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But he's destroying
thousands of jobs.
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Jobs are not being destroyed.
They're being relocated.
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The fact that you see
that as inherently bad
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means you're
an irrational patriot.
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To put it another way,
a patriot.
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CHI:
Patriotism is natural.
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We've always relied on our tribes
to keep us safe.
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It's helpful for
society if its members
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have positive feelings
about that society.
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Iranian women?
Drag queens in Uganda?
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Patriotism is nothing
but loyalty to real estate.
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Real estate that's been conquered
800 times by 800 different regimes
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with 800 different cultures.
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But each time,
it's just the best.
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I claim this burger in the name
of Queen Isabella of Spain.
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I'll go check
on the patient.
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I have hepatitis C.
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She got it from me.
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Hey, how's my dad doing?
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Great.
His vision's back to normal
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and if he remains asymptomatic
through the night,
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we'll be able to
release him in the morning.
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Any chance that could
happen before 9:00?
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Our stock dropped a couple points today
with the news that he's sick.
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I would love for him to get out of here
before the market opens.
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No offense, but I think it's terrible
your dad's closing down
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all your
American operations.
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I don't think he's moving
the company out of greed.
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He's moving it
out of grief.
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My mom,
she died four months ago.
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Non-Hodgkin's lymphoma
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and it's been
hard for him.
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Living in their house,
driving down the same streets.
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I mean,
he's constantly reminded of her.
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(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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Dad?
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(COUGHING)
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JESSICA:
I need an intubation kit in here.
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What's going on?
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Angiography showed a hemorrhagic site
in the left lower lobe.
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I think it could be
hyperviscosity syndrome.
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Are you sure Foreman's
okay with us being in his office?
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He's never gonna know.
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He's actually
in here right now.
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Blood count and
protein count are normal.
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I think it could be
hyperviscosity syndrome.
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Sorry, but after Park sent out
her hospital-wide
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non-apology apology
this morning,
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I assume that plagiarism
is the new black.
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If it makes Andrews
look sympathetic...
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Copying him makes
you look pathetic.
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And I will pay you not to go
to anger management classes.
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What about another
clotting problem?
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Factor V Leiden deficiency.
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It's possible.
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Adams is the one who needs
to deal with her anger.
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Myelodysplastic syndrome.
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I heard about your conversation
with the patient's daughter.
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You were hostile.
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Well, their company is making a decision
I strongly disagree with.
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Yet you were never
anything but courteous
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00:10:04,459 --> 00:10:06,628
to the racists and
rapists in prison.
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00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:08,504
Those guys made
decisions you supported?
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Myelodysplastic syndrome.
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00:10:09,797 --> 00:10:11,341
I'm guessing it has
something to do with
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the funeral you attended
yesterday morning.
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I was at a job interview.
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You got to work at 9:15.
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Closest hospital
with an opening
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00:10:18,348 --> 00:10:20,183
in your specialty
is 45 minutes away.
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00:10:20,308 --> 00:10:22,393
It's not possible.
My condolences.
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00:10:22,560 --> 00:10:24,479
I wasn't at a funeral.
201
00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:30,193
Well, that just leaves
everywhere but a job interview.
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FOREMAN:
Get out.
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00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:34,280
Who goes there?
Reveal yourself.
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00:10:34,405 --> 00:10:35,490
Now.
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HOUSE:
Well, we would, but orthopedics is still
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squatting in
two thirds of my office.
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00:10:41,120 --> 00:10:45,333
Which is weird because
you got a large check last night.
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From a corporation that's going through
a very public belt-tightening,
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means this donation
was given under duress.
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Patient didn't tell me
the whole story,
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00:10:53,883 --> 00:10:58,554
but he did say he'd be thrilled
if we didn't cash this.
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00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:04,352
Got a policy review meeting in here
in five minutes. Goodbye.
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00:11:12,485 --> 00:11:14,070
What are you doing?
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00:11:14,195 --> 00:11:15,488
Holding your ass.
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00:11:15,613 --> 00:11:17,490
- You really didn't know?
- House...
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00:11:17,615 --> 00:11:18,700
I was trying to
help you out here.
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00:11:18,825 --> 00:11:20,451
I figured for sure
he'd punch me in the face,
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00:11:20,576 --> 00:11:23,204
thus proving it's
a natural response.
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00:11:24,789 --> 00:11:28,084
My God, you have
superhuman discipline.
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00:11:29,294 --> 00:11:31,004
And glutes.
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00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:32,880
Get your hands off me.
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00:11:38,511 --> 00:11:40,346
Sorry.
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00:11:40,471 --> 00:11:41,931
Go.
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00:11:43,599 --> 00:11:45,643
Why did you do that?
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00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:47,478
We have a bet.
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00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:50,148
But he's the chair
of the disciplinary committee.
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00:11:50,273 --> 00:11:51,899
Forget about the bet.
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00:11:52,775 --> 00:11:55,820
You two really need to
do your homework on me.
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00:11:55,945 --> 00:11:57,739
Treat the patient
with activated protein C.
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If he has myelodysplastic syndrome,
he'll bleed out.
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00:12:00,616 --> 00:12:04,370
And if he has Factor V Leiden
deficiency, he'll throw another clot.
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00:12:04,495 --> 00:12:06,622
Exactly.
It's a conclusive test.
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00:12:06,789 --> 00:12:08,458
There's no actual risk.
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00:12:08,583 --> 00:12:10,460
As long as you're
both paying attention
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00:12:10,585 --> 00:12:12,879
and are both good
enough to work here.
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00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:20,595
I hear one of you
thinks I'm a real bastard.
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00:12:20,720 --> 00:12:22,513
I guess that would be me.
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00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:26,726
Your boss uses blackmail and you
question my professional ethics?
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00:12:26,851 --> 00:12:30,396
Will you be instituting worker safety
regulations in your new factories?
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00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:31,606
Oh, absolutely.
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00:12:31,731 --> 00:12:32,774
What about juice boxes
in the break room
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for the children
you'll be hiring?
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00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:37,111
Charges of child exploitation
against American companies
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have been blown
way out of proportion.
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00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:44,327
My 10-year-old cousin lives near
Cebu City, works at an American factory.
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I am so sorry.
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00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:48,331
It's the best thing
for him.
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00:12:48,456 --> 00:12:51,167
It sucks, but the Filipino factories
suck worse.
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00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,378
And the schools would
suck if they existed.
250
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:55,630
So this is
the family's best hope.
251
00:12:58,091 --> 00:12:59,342
Are you okay?
252
00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,469
Is it supposed
to itch like this?
253
00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:04,472
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
254
00:13:06,682 --> 00:13:08,601
Itching. Interesting.
255
00:13:08,726 --> 00:13:10,853
Not interesting.
Already went away.
256
00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,772
Doubly interesting.
257
00:13:12,897 --> 00:13:16,401
Means we have to explain
the arrival and the departure.
258
00:13:16,526 --> 00:13:17,735
Ooh!
259
00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,446
- That's real mature, House.
- What do you mean?
260
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:23,574
It's outlandishly childish.
I custom built this puppy.
261
00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:25,451
It's got 106 LED's,
262
00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,495
each one sending
light to your eye
263
00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,455
at a slightly
different wavelength.
264
00:13:29,580 --> 00:13:30,623
Turn that off.
265
00:13:30,748 --> 00:13:31,833
The different wavelengths
are stimulating
266
00:13:31,958 --> 00:13:33,626
your autonomic
nervous system.
267
00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:37,463
It's making you feel like
you're on a boat in choppy waters.
268
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:43,511
(LAUGHS)
Oh, cool.
269
00:13:48,057 --> 00:13:49,809
You think I'm not...
270
00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:52,562
You think I'm not gonna
go to Foreman with this?
271
00:13:52,687 --> 00:13:55,064
You will and I'll deny it.
272
00:13:55,189 --> 00:13:57,024
He'll believe you,
but then these two
273
00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:00,570
believe that the policy of protecting
American jobs starts at home,
274
00:14:00,695 --> 00:14:03,030
so they'll never
testify against me.
275
00:14:03,156 --> 00:14:05,908
And you won't be
able to prove anything.
276
00:14:06,993 --> 00:14:10,621
Now, if I punched him
in the face, that he could prove.
277
00:14:10,746 --> 00:14:12,290
JESSICA:
I remember you saying something
278
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:14,750
about how loyalty to
real estate was stupid.
279
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,628
This is about reclaiming
(LOUDLY) stolen property.
280
00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:22,133
Loyalty to real estate is stupid
because loyalty is stupid.
281
00:14:22,258 --> 00:14:24,594
First patriotism,
now loyalty.
282
00:14:24,719 --> 00:14:26,179
You hate ice cream, too?
283
00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:28,055
French vanilla, yeah.
284
00:14:28,181 --> 00:14:30,683
To willfully identify yourself
with something else
285
00:14:30,808 --> 00:14:32,351
is a perversion
of self-expression.
286
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:33,519
JESSICA:
I had a thought.
287
00:14:33,644 --> 00:14:35,688
Other than the fact
that loyalty is the basis
288
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:37,732
of all meaningful
relationships.
289
00:14:37,857 --> 00:14:41,110
The daughter said that her mother died
of non-Hodgkin's lymphoma.
290
00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:43,446
What if she
was misdiagnosed?
291
00:14:45,531 --> 00:14:48,201
Dutch chocolate's not bad.
Gotta give them that.
292
00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:51,120
Her lymphoma could have been caused
by a virus, HTLV-1,
293
00:14:51,245 --> 00:14:54,749
which our patient contracted
through having sex with his wife.
294
00:14:54,874 --> 00:14:57,919
In other words,
loyalty gave him cancer.
295
00:14:58,044 --> 00:15:00,755
I like it.
Start him on radiation.
296
00:15:03,716 --> 00:15:06,969
Chang and Eng Bunker, the most
famous conjoined twins in history.
297
00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:10,515
2011 is the bicentennial
of their birth.
298
00:15:10,640 --> 00:15:12,433
The best Halloween costumes
are always the ones
299
00:15:12,558 --> 00:15:14,310
that need an explanation.
300
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,520
What took you so long?
301
00:15:15,686 --> 00:15:17,104
We already lost
one of them.
302
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,774
You need help
with the lacerations?
303
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:20,942
No. I think
I've got palliative.
304
00:15:21,067 --> 00:15:22,568
Why don't you
take preventative?
305
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:24,612
Prevent what?
He got in a fight.
306
00:15:24,737 --> 00:15:27,949
Which he started, which means
he's both irascible and stupid.
307
00:15:28,074 --> 00:15:29,450
I told the drunk,
racist frat guy
308
00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:32,578
the proper term is
"conjoined twin", not "Siamese".
309
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:35,456
Well, I can't comment
on the drunk or the frat,
310
00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,750
but Chang and Eng
were both, in fact,
311
00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:41,003
born in Siam and they were,
in fact, twins.
312
00:15:41,295 --> 00:15:44,757
If your name was Richard,
it'd be okay for me to call you a dick.
313
00:15:44,882 --> 00:15:46,092
I thought maybe
some of the tripe
314
00:15:46,217 --> 00:15:47,802
you learnt in
anger management class
315
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:49,971
could help keep this guy out of here
the next time.
316
00:15:50,096 --> 00:15:54,809
Sometimes, it's incredibly satisfying
to wind up and punch someone
317
00:15:54,934 --> 00:15:55,977
who really deserves it,
318
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,562
but when you think about
the consequences...
319
00:15:57,687 --> 00:15:58,938
HOUSE:
Okay, let's go.
320
00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:00,982
I thought you wanted me
to help him with his anger.
321
00:16:01,107 --> 00:16:02,733
No. I got
everything I need.
322
00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,193
(CHI SPEAKING ON RECORDER)
323
00:16:04,318 --> 00:16:06,529
"Sometimes, it's incredibly
satisfying to wind up
324
00:16:06,654 --> 00:16:08,656
"and punch someone
who deserves it."
325
00:16:09,365 --> 00:16:12,118
Wonder what the committee's
gonna make of that.
326
00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:18,291
This is a waste of time.
327
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:21,168
There's no way that
Robin gave me an STD.
328
00:16:23,004 --> 00:16:27,300
I know this is hard
and I am sorry about your wife.
329
00:16:27,425 --> 00:16:29,010
If you'd like to
talk to someone
330
00:16:29,135 --> 00:16:31,345
we do have grief counselors
at the hospital.
331
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:32,805
You sound
like my daughter.
332
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:36,392
I miss my wife, but it's not driving
my decision making.
333
00:16:39,270 --> 00:16:41,689
You were CEO since 1988.
334
00:16:41,814 --> 00:16:44,025
You decided to move your company
right after your wife died.
335
00:16:44,191 --> 00:16:47,111
Stands to reason that
your emotions factored in.
336
00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:48,946
My wife...
337
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,784
...is the only thing
that keeps me here.
338
00:16:55,745 --> 00:16:57,955
I visit her grave
once a week.
339
00:17:02,168 --> 00:17:04,712
So your daughter was wrong.
340
00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:08,299
You just really
need a lot of money.
341
00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:12,637
You ever hear
of Kongo Gumi?
342
00:17:15,806 --> 00:17:19,810
A construction company in Japan,
founded in the year 578,
343
00:17:19,935 --> 00:17:22,396
family owned and operated,
344
00:17:22,521 --> 00:17:25,858
building Buddhist temples
for 50 generations.
345
00:17:28,944 --> 00:17:30,946
Went bankrupt
five years ago.
346
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:36,327
You have any idea
how that last CEO must have felt?
347
00:17:39,497 --> 00:17:41,874
I'm sorry.
I have to move.
348
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:49,715
Your heart rate
is speeding up.
349
00:17:49,840 --> 00:17:51,258
Do you feel any
tightness in your chest?
350
00:17:51,384 --> 00:17:53,386
Yes. I figured it
was from the radiation.
351
00:17:53,511 --> 00:17:55,554
I think you're
having a heart attack.
352
00:17:57,932 --> 00:17:59,058
(KNOCK ON DOOR)
353
00:17:59,183 --> 00:18:00,685
Come in.
354
00:18:00,851 --> 00:18:01,977
(DOOR OPENING)
355
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:05,356
Dr. Wilson,
I need your advice.
356
00:18:05,481 --> 00:18:06,732
Um...
357
00:18:06,857 --> 00:18:10,111
I bet House $100
that I wouldn't get fired
358
00:18:10,236 --> 00:18:12,822
after my
disciplinary hearing.
359
00:18:12,947 --> 00:18:14,657
Ever since then,
he's been acting like
360
00:18:14,782 --> 00:18:17,034
he's actually
trying to get me fired.
361
00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:20,329
That's because he is
actually trying to get you fired.
362
00:18:20,454 --> 00:18:21,706
Does he hate me?
363
00:18:21,831 --> 00:18:23,582
Not sure that's
relevant to the equation.
364
00:18:23,708 --> 00:18:25,751
So it's really over $100?
365
00:18:25,960 --> 00:18:28,921
Not sure the amount is relevant.
He's fighting for his honor.
366
00:18:29,046 --> 00:18:30,089
He'll ruin my career.
367
00:18:30,214 --> 00:18:31,382
Not sure that's...
368
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:35,010
What if I bet him
$200 I will get fired?
369
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:38,806
He sees competing bets with the same
person as a disgrace to the game.
370
00:18:38,931 --> 00:18:41,642
He'll be even more
motivated to beat you.
371
00:18:43,853 --> 00:18:46,439
If you were me,
what would you do?
372
00:18:48,190 --> 00:18:52,528
You have to give him
something he values more than honor.
373
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:56,490
And you should
update your resume.
374
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:06,751
EKG and
troponins were equivocal.
375
00:19:06,876 --> 00:19:08,836
It's not even clear
if our patient
376
00:19:08,961 --> 00:19:10,921
just had a heart attack
or what it was.
377
00:19:11,046 --> 00:19:13,382
Let's look at segmental
wall motion abnormalities.
378
00:19:13,507 --> 00:19:17,762
Get him an echo to confirm.
And I need $200,000.
379
00:19:18,596 --> 00:19:21,932
His company's lost one third
of its value since he was admitted.
380
00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:24,143
And you want to do
some insider trading?
381
00:19:24,268 --> 00:19:27,480
I take it felonies aren't
a violation of your parole?
382
00:19:27,605 --> 00:19:30,858
It's not insider trading. Just betting
on myself to solve the case.
383
00:19:30,983 --> 00:19:34,153
Once we cure him,
share price goes up, I pay you back.
384
00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:36,030
No.
385
00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:38,949
No, you don't say "no",
you make a counteroffer.
386
00:19:39,074 --> 00:19:41,035
I'm not loaning
my boss money.
387
00:19:42,036 --> 00:19:44,830
Fine. I'll make a counter.
$100,000?
388
00:19:45,873 --> 00:19:47,166
$20,000?
389
00:19:47,291 --> 00:19:50,044
I'll buy options instead of shares.
More risk, but more upside.
390
00:19:50,169 --> 00:19:52,213
But that's as low
as I'm gonna go.
391
00:19:53,672 --> 00:19:54,965
I could do $5,000.
392
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:56,383
Really? No backsies.
393
00:19:56,509 --> 00:19:59,678
If you double
your clinic hours.
394
00:19:59,845 --> 00:20:01,430
Six a week.
395
00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:03,599
I've seen how you
disrespect those patients.
396
00:20:03,724 --> 00:20:06,018
So you want twice as many of them
to be disrespected?
397
00:20:06,143 --> 00:20:10,147
Spend more hours with them,
you'll treat them more humanely.
398
00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:14,985
And this time, a land war in Russia
will be a good idea.
399
00:20:16,320 --> 00:20:17,988
Deal?
400
00:20:19,240 --> 00:20:21,826
Here's what I'm thinking.
You went to a parole hearing
401
00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:24,662
where one of your old
patients was denied.
402
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:26,580
Hence the attire,
hence the tardiness,
403
00:20:26,705 --> 00:20:29,083
and most important,
hence the anger.
404
00:20:29,291 --> 00:20:31,168
You think you can
restore the cosmic balance
405
00:20:31,293 --> 00:20:33,128
by doing
extra good here.
406
00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:35,172
More annoyingly
by having me do it.
407
00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:39,426
And deal.
408
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:56,527
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
409
00:21:04,743 --> 00:21:07,204
Of course,
you know this means war.
410
00:21:08,038 --> 00:21:09,874
Oh, I know.
411
00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:12,376
I mean, you'll escalate
and then I'll retaliate,
412
00:21:12,543 --> 00:21:13,919
and the cycle
will continue
413
00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:15,629
until we've both
gone too far.
414
00:21:15,754 --> 00:21:22,177
At which point, I'll maybe get suspended
and you'll go back to prison.
415
00:21:25,681 --> 00:21:27,516
Happy pranking.
416
00:21:28,893 --> 00:21:30,603
(WHIRRING)
417
00:21:35,316 --> 00:21:38,736
JESSICA: Patient had V-Tack
in the echo lab, so we cathed him,
418
00:21:38,861 --> 00:21:40,112
but coronary
arteries were clean.
419
00:21:40,279 --> 00:21:44,742
If the plumbing's fine,
check the electrical. EP study.
420
00:21:46,118 --> 00:21:48,871
Nice idea.
Even has a metaphor in it.
421
00:21:49,455 --> 00:21:53,208
Not worth more than my honor,
but delightful all the same.
422
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:55,878
CHI:
I'm not going to lose.
423
00:21:56,086 --> 00:22:00,132
My college roommate
is the editor of the Yale Law Review.
424
00:22:00,257 --> 00:22:02,092
She's writing
my opening statement.
425
00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:04,553
Well, then you'll be
eloquent in your loss.
426
00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:06,513
This case boils down to,
"He said, she said."
427
00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:09,099
He said, "I've been working
at this hospital for 15 years
428
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:10,559
"and I am taking
self-improvement classes."
429
00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:12,811
She said, "I've been a fellow
for two months
430
00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:14,021
"and I'm kind of weird."
431
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:15,856
No, he said,
"I'm a drunk idiot
432
00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:17,441
"who thinks he can
grab girls' behinds
433
00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:18,984
"without ramifications."
434
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:20,986
Wait, he was drunk?
In the hospital?
435
00:22:21,153 --> 00:22:23,072
I already told Foreman
he'd been drinking that night.
436
00:22:23,197 --> 00:22:27,284
Andrews was taking
sexual harassment classes, not AA.
437
00:22:29,036 --> 00:22:31,872
That means he didn't
get in trouble for drinking.
438
00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:34,083
Which means that
Foreman signed off on it,
439
00:22:34,208 --> 00:22:37,252
which means that he set
all the wheels in motion.
440
00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:43,509
Forget that. Wild speculation.
Go do the EP study.
441
00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:54,269
You already knew Andrews
was drinking that night, didn't you?
442
00:22:54,395 --> 00:22:56,105
Yes.
443
00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,482
I think you should
cancel my hearing.
444
00:23:00,776 --> 00:23:03,320
I hope this isn't going
where I assume it's going.
445
00:23:03,445 --> 00:23:05,030
You're the one who
brought Andrews in.
446
00:23:05,155 --> 00:23:07,449
You set the wheels
in motion.
447
00:23:12,162 --> 00:23:16,792
We had a patient who was going to die
without an AVM embolization.
448
00:23:16,917 --> 00:23:20,921
Andrews was the only neurologist
I could reach.
449
00:23:21,046 --> 00:23:23,549
He told me he had a few glasses of wine
and that he shouldn't do it,
450
00:23:23,674 --> 00:23:26,301
but he also said
that you were good,
451
00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:29,596
and you were ready to do one
as long as you were supervised.
452
00:23:29,722 --> 00:23:31,140
So we agreed that
he would come in,
453
00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:32,975
but wouldn't
touch the patient.
454
00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:35,185
I can understand
the rationalization.
455
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:36,687
We'll see if
the board agrees
456
00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:39,523
when I tell them the whole story
at my hearing.
457
00:23:42,192 --> 00:23:44,069
I already did.
458
00:23:44,194 --> 00:23:46,196
I had a closed session hearing
last week.
459
00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:49,491
The board decided to
dock me two weeks' pay.
460
00:23:51,827 --> 00:23:53,495
Oh.
461
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:59,752
You've been working for House
for two weeks, it's already too long.
462
00:24:04,840 --> 00:24:08,093
No sign of any electrical abnormalities
in the right atrium.
463
00:24:08,218 --> 00:24:09,970
I'm so dead.
464
00:24:10,095 --> 00:24:12,347
I think House set me up.
465
00:24:13,640 --> 00:24:17,728
Have you sent the committee
a character reference for me?
466
00:24:17,853 --> 00:24:19,229
I thought you
don't like favors.
467
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:20,939
I don't like gifts.
it wouldn't be a gift,
468
00:24:21,065 --> 00:24:23,400
it'd just be you
telling the truth.
469
00:24:23,525 --> 00:24:25,444
I hardly know you.
470
00:24:25,569 --> 00:24:26,904
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
471
00:24:27,446 --> 00:24:30,616
02 sat is 89. Did we perforate?
Is he tamponading?
472
00:24:30,741 --> 00:24:33,202
Heart rate's only 90
and neck veins are flat.
473
00:24:33,327 --> 00:24:35,079
Then why isn't
he saturating?
474
00:24:41,877 --> 00:24:43,212
HOUSE:
Seems healthy to me.
475
00:24:43,337 --> 00:24:44,880
Let's release him.
476
00:24:46,381 --> 00:24:50,719
My option to sell Barton Foods
at 34 is about to expire
477
00:24:50,844 --> 00:24:52,346
'cause I thought the patient
would be better by now.
478
00:24:52,513 --> 00:24:56,058
Instead,
I am going to lose $20,000.
479
00:24:56,183 --> 00:24:57,267
Twenty?
480
00:24:57,392 --> 00:25:00,229
Your five plus
the five I stole from Wilson
481
00:25:00,354 --> 00:25:02,272
plus the $10 I got
on margin.
482
00:25:02,397 --> 00:25:05,067
You're gonna have to talk
to my bankruptcy attorney.
483
00:25:05,192 --> 00:25:09,571
Unless... There is a way
that you can get your money back.
484
00:25:09,696 --> 00:25:11,198
Give me the full $200,000.
485
00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:12,533
(SCOFFS)
486
00:25:13,075 --> 00:25:17,538
And extrapolating. Tomorrow, you'll owe
just shy of a million dollars.
487
00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:20,082
It's your own fault.
You forced me to go with the options.
488
00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:24,128
Your damn anger issues
are screwing with my finances.
489
00:25:24,253 --> 00:25:26,130
Regular stock this time,
nice and safe.
490
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:27,297
I'm not angry.
491
00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:28,882
I don't know if you're
trying to make me angry, but...
492
00:25:29,007 --> 00:25:31,552
You refuse to bet on yourself.
That means low self-esteem.
493
00:25:31,802 --> 00:25:34,888
So if I give you $200,000,
I'll feel smart and pretty?
494
00:25:35,013 --> 00:25:36,557
Low self-esteem
can be brought on
495
00:25:36,682 --> 00:25:39,101
by exposure to
one's relatives.
496
00:25:39,226 --> 00:25:43,147
Nice clothes and anger, classic
symptoms of a family gathering.
497
00:25:43,272 --> 00:25:45,190
You were late
the other day
498
00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:46,692
'cause you were
having breakfast
499
00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:49,236
with Grammy Adams
or Cousin ltt.
500
00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,655
She was nagging you
about finding a husband.
501
00:25:51,822 --> 00:25:53,323
All right.
This is getting annoying.
502
00:25:53,448 --> 00:25:56,076
- I'll just tell you what I was...
- Uh-uh-uh-uh!
503
00:25:56,785 --> 00:25:59,163
No spoilers.
They ruin everything.
504
00:26:00,080 --> 00:26:01,874
Pulmonology was that way.
505
00:26:01,999 --> 00:26:04,084
Our patient's lung problem
is not a lung problem.
506
00:26:04,251 --> 00:26:07,713
It's a brain problem.
We're consulting with neurology.
507
00:26:07,838 --> 00:26:08,922
CHI:
That's my old boss.
508
00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:11,049
You don't actually think
this is neurological.
509
00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:12,843
I don't know what it is.
510
00:26:12,968 --> 00:26:15,387
But maybe I should just accept
the patient's death
511
00:26:15,512 --> 00:26:18,432
if getting help would
lead to awkwardness.
512
00:26:20,642 --> 00:26:25,397
Dr. Andrews, my associates,
Doctors Adams and Park.
513
00:26:29,276 --> 00:26:30,319
Ah.
514
00:26:30,444 --> 00:26:32,571
Nice to meet you,
Dr. Adams.
515
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,866
Hello, Dr. Park.
516
00:26:37,951 --> 00:26:39,661
You two know each other?
517
00:26:40,495 --> 00:26:42,456
It's a small world.
518
00:26:42,581 --> 00:26:45,417
Dr. Park, maybe you'd like to update
our esteemed colleague
519
00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:48,253
on the condition
of our patient?
520
00:26:51,548 --> 00:26:55,969
Micropsia, bleeding, tachycardia
and difficulty breathing.
521
00:26:58,513 --> 00:27:00,265
Cute butt, huh?
522
00:27:01,642 --> 00:27:02,976
Can we go now?
523
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:06,188
What, you really want to
turn your back on this guy?
524
00:27:06,355 --> 00:27:07,814
Sorry. Carry on.
525
00:27:08,565 --> 00:27:09,608
Uh...
526
00:27:09,733 --> 00:27:13,153
Well, it sounds like there could be
spinal cord involvement.
527
00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:16,949
Have you considered
normal pressure hydrocephalus?
528
00:27:18,909 --> 00:27:22,120
Okay. Normal pressure
hydrocephalus going once.
529
00:27:22,246 --> 00:27:23,872
Normal pressure
hydrocephalus going twice...
530
00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:25,582
It's not his spinal cord,
531
00:27:25,707 --> 00:27:28,293
it's the wiring between
his heart and his brain.
532
00:27:28,418 --> 00:27:30,462
Autonomic
dysregulation syndrome.
533
00:27:30,587 --> 00:27:34,007
We do a tilt table test,
see how his heart rate responds.
534
00:27:34,132 --> 00:27:35,342
That'll confirm.
535
00:27:35,467 --> 00:27:37,761
Well, if he has
normal pressure hydrocephalus,
536
00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:39,638
a tilt table test
could put him in a coma.
537
00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,890
Then it's a good thing
he has ADS.
538
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:45,936
You really believe
in this diagnosis?
539
00:27:46,061 --> 00:27:47,396
Because if this is
just a pissing contest,
540
00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:49,314
you're at a severe
anatomical disadvantage.
541
00:27:49,439 --> 00:27:51,733
It's autonomic
dysregulation syndrome.
542
00:27:51,900 --> 00:27:54,903
No, it's normal
pressure hydrocephalus.
543
00:27:55,028 --> 00:27:57,197
Do a spinal fluid test
to confirm.
544
00:27:58,991 --> 00:28:00,617
We're doing
the tilt table.
545
00:28:00,742 --> 00:28:01,952
That makes sense.
546
00:28:02,077 --> 00:28:03,996
You'd rather have House fire you
than Foreman.
547
00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:06,957
This bet's gotta be a test,
see if I can handle working with him.
548
00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:10,377
I need to prove I have the confidence
to disobey him.
549
00:28:11,878 --> 00:28:14,715
Do you have any medical justification
for your diagnosis?
550
00:28:14,881 --> 00:28:17,676
The symptoms fit
and Andrews is a hack.
551
00:28:17,801 --> 00:28:19,511
Do you think I'm right?
552
00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:27,394
- Let's go.
- No.
553
00:28:27,519 --> 00:28:29,896
You need to go
prepare for your hearing.
554
00:28:37,112 --> 00:28:39,031
Fifteen more minutes,
Mr. Barton.
555
00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:43,535
A skin resurfacing
laser is missing.
556
00:28:43,660 --> 00:28:44,786
And why are you
asking me about it?
557
00:28:44,911 --> 00:28:46,538
Because you work for House.
558
00:28:46,663 --> 00:28:48,957
What would House want
with a skin resurfacing laser?
559
00:28:49,082 --> 00:28:51,501
I have no idea.
Have you seen it?
560
00:28:51,626 --> 00:28:53,378
THAD:
My feet feel hot.
561
00:28:53,920 --> 00:28:55,547
That's completely normal.
562
00:28:56,506 --> 00:28:58,383
No. But House has
been talking about how
563
00:28:58,508 --> 00:29:00,552
badly he wants to
remove those prison tats.
564
00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:03,555
It's a very expensive machine
and I'd like it back.
565
00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:05,599
Please tell me
if you hear anything.
566
00:29:08,185 --> 00:29:09,770
How expensive?
567
00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:11,772
$200,000.
568
00:29:13,357 --> 00:29:15,108
He took it.
569
00:29:15,233 --> 00:29:16,318
I have no idea.
570
00:29:16,443 --> 00:29:18,403
Park's hearing's
about to start.
571
00:29:18,528 --> 00:29:21,531
You're covering for him.
I did the same thing many times.
572
00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:22,741
My advice to you,
573
00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:25,577
figure out what line
you aren't willing to cross for him.
574
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:28,330
Because, eventually,
he'll ask you to cross it.
575
00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:37,214
How are your feet?
576
00:29:39,257 --> 00:29:40,675
Mr. Barton?
577
00:29:44,096 --> 00:29:46,056
Can you hear me, Mr. Barton?
578
00:29:50,143 --> 00:29:51,561
Oh, no.
579
00:29:54,856 --> 00:29:57,150
FOREMAN: We have convened
the Disciplinary Committee
580
00:29:57,275 --> 00:29:58,610
to decide
the appropriate action
581
00:29:58,735 --> 00:30:00,487
that should be taken
against Dr. Chi Park
582
00:30:00,612 --> 00:30:04,282
as a result of her actions
on October 7th of this year.
583
00:30:04,408 --> 00:30:06,368
Dr. Park, do you have
an opening statement?
584
00:30:06,493 --> 00:30:08,620
Dr. Foreman,
members of the committee,
585
00:30:08,745 --> 00:30:13,041
thank you for giving me this opportunity
to speak to you today. I...
586
00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,920
Good news. You can cancel the hearing,
because I'm firing her myself.
587
00:30:17,045 --> 00:30:18,088
She's not yours to fire...
588
00:30:18,255 --> 00:30:20,173
Then you guys better fire her
for insubordination.
589
00:30:20,298 --> 00:30:22,342
She went rogue
and my patient is now in a coma.
590
00:30:22,509 --> 00:30:23,552
I'm the one
who did the test...
591
00:30:23,677 --> 00:30:24,719
No. It was my idea.
592
00:30:24,845 --> 00:30:26,012
Seriously, House?
593
00:30:26,138 --> 00:30:27,722
At least I'm smart enough
to know what I don't know.
594
00:30:27,848 --> 00:30:30,392
She went out of her way
to defy me, she needs...
595
00:30:30,517 --> 00:30:32,519
Damn it, she...
Just fire her!
596
00:30:32,644 --> 00:30:34,521
FOREMAN:
My apologies.
597
00:30:35,564 --> 00:30:37,732
My apologies, Dr. Park.
598
00:30:37,941 --> 00:30:40,318
Dr. House's comments
will, of course,
599
00:30:40,444 --> 00:30:42,112
have no bearing
on this hearing.
600
00:30:43,321 --> 00:30:44,990
Please continue.
601
00:30:48,410 --> 00:30:50,370
I, uh...
602
00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,289
I can't believe
you did that.
603
00:30:52,581 --> 00:30:54,458
Right back at you.
604
00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,710
Our patient's dying.
We need theories.
605
00:30:56,835 --> 00:30:58,920
It's gotta be
normal pressure hydrocephalus.
606
00:30:59,087 --> 00:31:00,630
Andrews predicted
the coma.
607
00:31:00,881 --> 00:31:03,300
Yeah, but even a broken doctor
is right twice a day.
608
00:31:03,425 --> 00:31:05,594
The patient wasn't
wet, wabbly or wacky.
609
00:31:05,719 --> 00:31:08,013
The coma had to
be a lucky guess.
610
00:31:08,138 --> 00:31:10,223
If you didn't
think he was right,
611
00:31:10,348 --> 00:31:12,601
then why did you want us
to collect his spinal fluid?
612
00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:14,769
I didn't. I wanted you
to do a tilt table test.
613
00:31:14,936 --> 00:31:16,980
You have a wonderful
way of communicating.
614
00:31:17,105 --> 00:31:18,648
I knew Park wanted
to do a tilt table.
615
00:31:18,773 --> 00:31:22,360
If she listens to me,
I waste an hour, if she defies me,
616
00:31:22,486 --> 00:31:25,363
then I get the test
I want and my 100 bucks.
617
00:31:25,489 --> 00:31:26,573
UP high.
618
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,783
You're an ass.
619
00:31:28,909 --> 00:31:30,243
You're angry.
620
00:31:30,368 --> 00:31:32,329
Yes. Now I'm angry.
621
00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:35,457
Let's run the test
for normal pressure hydrocephalus.
622
00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:37,125
No.
623
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:38,919
What else would
explain our symptoms
624
00:31:39,044 --> 00:31:42,589
and make our patient go
into a coma during that test?
625
00:31:42,714 --> 00:31:44,508
What about
hepatic encephalopathy?
626
00:31:44,633 --> 00:31:47,511
No. We already tested his liver enzymes.
They're normal.
627
00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:50,430
Or his liver's so far gone,
it can't even produce enzymes.
628
00:31:50,722 --> 00:31:52,307
That's desperate.
629
00:31:52,432 --> 00:31:54,476
It fits the symptoms.
630
00:31:54,601 --> 00:31:56,228
And Andrews is a hack.
631
00:31:56,353 --> 00:32:00,232
Go biopsy to confirm,
unless you want your own hearing.
632
00:32:00,857 --> 00:32:03,276
You'd have to
hire me first.
633
00:32:07,864 --> 00:32:10,867
So you do realize
that it is unacceptable
634
00:32:10,992 --> 00:32:12,702
to hit someone
in the work place?
635
00:32:12,827 --> 00:32:15,163
CHI: Yes.
Completely unacceptable.
636
00:32:15,288 --> 00:32:16,831
I wasn't thinking.
I guess...
637
00:32:16,957 --> 00:32:22,003
I mean, I guess,
technically, I was thinking.
638
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:25,465
It happened so fast,
I didn't... I...
639
00:32:26,550 --> 00:32:28,260
It's like...
640
00:32:28,385 --> 00:32:33,515
It's like it wasn't even me.
I would never do something like that.
641
00:32:33,640 --> 00:32:35,225
Even though I did.
642
00:32:36,393 --> 00:32:39,854
I'm sorry I'm not
making any sense right now.
643
00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:46,111
I don't know. I just really love
being a doctor so much,
644
00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:50,699
and I barely even
have $100 and...
645
00:32:52,284 --> 00:32:54,494
Please don't fire me.
646
00:33:02,335 --> 00:33:05,213
AINSLEY: Is this theory
more promising than the others?
647
00:33:05,338 --> 00:33:07,215
We'll know in a few hours.
648
00:33:08,216 --> 00:33:10,844
How are you holding up?
649
00:33:10,969 --> 00:33:14,472
Other than the fact
that my dad's in a coma,
650
00:33:14,598 --> 00:33:16,683
terrible.
651
00:33:16,808 --> 00:33:19,019
Tomorrow morning,
I am supposed to sign a piece of paper
652
00:33:19,144 --> 00:33:21,563
that will move the company
653
00:33:21,688 --> 00:33:24,941
and cost thousands of
employees their jobs.
654
00:33:25,066 --> 00:33:26,610
I thought you'd
rather see the company
655
00:33:26,735 --> 00:33:29,154
go under in New Jersey
than thrive in China.
656
00:33:30,447 --> 00:33:33,199
It's what my dad wants,
and it's still his company.
657
00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:36,286
I'm really just
keeping the seat warm.
658
00:33:36,411 --> 00:33:38,997
But unless he wakes up
before tomorrow,
659
00:33:39,122 --> 00:33:42,959
it's gonna be my signature
on that piece of paper.
660
00:33:48,798 --> 00:33:51,176
You don't have to sign it.
661
00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:58,224
I'll let you know
when we have the results.
662
00:34:17,243 --> 00:34:19,537
Biopsy was clean.
It's not his liver.
663
00:34:19,663 --> 00:34:21,164
I also ran
the spinal fluid test,
664
00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:23,792
and you were right
that Andrews was wrong.
665
00:34:23,917 --> 00:34:26,711
His ICP was not normal,
it was elevated.
666
00:34:27,837 --> 00:34:29,506
What about HTLV?
667
00:34:29,631 --> 00:34:30,924
We ruled that out
three days ago.
668
00:34:31,091 --> 00:34:32,592
Because of his heart problems.
But...
669
00:34:32,717 --> 00:34:34,219
Once something gets
taken off the board,
670
00:34:34,344 --> 00:34:36,388
I'm the only one
who's allowed to put it back on.
671
00:34:36,513 --> 00:34:37,931
(DOOR OPENING)
672
00:34:38,723 --> 00:34:40,016
(CHEERING)
673
00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:44,020
You owe me 106,804 won.
674
00:34:44,354 --> 00:34:46,272
Or $100 US.
675
00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,066
(EXCLAIMS)
676
00:34:48,775 --> 00:34:50,360
God, but you're petty.
677
00:34:51,403 --> 00:34:53,613
Okay. So, two options.
678
00:34:53,738 --> 00:34:55,824
Either we figure out
what's wrong with this guy,
679
00:34:55,949 --> 00:34:58,618
or we figure out how to make this
company profitable in New Jersey.
680
00:34:58,743 --> 00:35:00,286
Eastern equine
encephalitis?
681
00:35:00,412 --> 00:35:01,830
(MACHINE WHIRRING)
682
00:35:03,581 --> 00:35:04,791
Thinking in here.
683
00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:08,044
Brain scans indicate
it could be Loa loa disease.
684
00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:10,880
Shut it off!
685
00:35:11,047 --> 00:35:12,590
(WHIRRING CONTINUES)
686
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:25,979
Apparently we're
allowed to do this now.
687
00:35:31,067 --> 00:35:32,902
Get out of here, House.
688
00:35:36,781 --> 00:35:39,576
Start the patient
on plasmapheresis.
689
00:35:40,952 --> 00:35:42,829
He'll wake up in an hour.
690
00:35:45,707 --> 00:35:48,960
It's been a pleasure
having you in the neighborhood.
691
00:35:57,343 --> 00:35:58,803
(GRUNTS)
692
00:36:01,389 --> 00:36:04,058
This diagnosis was
brought to you by the letter Y.
693
00:36:04,184 --> 00:36:06,770
Dad! God, you're okay.
694
00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:09,731
I'm thirsty.
695
00:36:11,441 --> 00:36:13,693
It's a side effect
of not dying.
696
00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:17,405
Turns out your blood
was getting thick and syrupy
697
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:20,241
from complexes of large
Y-shaped antibodies.
698
00:36:20,366 --> 00:36:22,410
They were clogging up
your blood vessels,
699
00:36:22,535 --> 00:36:25,038
causing your organs
to shut down, one by one.
700
00:36:25,163 --> 00:36:27,499
Usually, with
hyperviscosity syndrome,
701
00:36:27,624 --> 00:36:29,334
it's caused by
an elevated blood count
702
00:36:29,459 --> 00:36:31,795
or protein count,
but yours eluded us
703
00:36:31,920 --> 00:36:33,129
because it was
caused by antibodies
704
00:36:33,254 --> 00:36:34,964
from your
rheumatoid arthritis.
705
00:36:35,089 --> 00:36:36,716
Now that they're
being filtered out,
706
00:36:36,883 --> 00:36:41,763
your blood will be a little less
duck sauce, and a little more soy sauce.
707
00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:45,266
So I'm gonna be
completely cured?
708
00:36:45,391 --> 00:36:47,602
It's not all about you.
709
00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:52,148
Your stock price will be
completely cured once you sign this.
710
00:36:52,273 --> 00:36:53,942
It's a press release.
711
00:36:54,067 --> 00:36:56,653
It says that you're healthy,
you're going back to work,
712
00:36:56,778 --> 00:36:59,155
and you're signing the lease that
officially moves the company to China.
713
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:03,201
He just woke up. Dad, you don't have to
deal with this right now.
714
00:37:03,326 --> 00:37:07,872
Actually, he does.
Because the market opens at 9:00 a.m.
715
00:37:07,997 --> 00:37:09,999
And this means
a lot to me.
716
00:37:10,917 --> 00:37:13,962
You may remember me
from the time I saved your life.
717
00:37:17,090 --> 00:37:19,968
If you move it,
it'll be without me.
718
00:37:25,014 --> 00:37:28,017
I know you object,
I know you disagree...
719
00:37:28,142 --> 00:37:31,187
Dad. I can't do it.
720
00:37:35,149 --> 00:37:39,320
If this is really about family,
you will not do this.
721
00:38:28,244 --> 00:38:29,913
Morning.
722
00:38:32,624 --> 00:38:34,125
I got lucky this time.
723
00:38:34,250 --> 00:38:35,335
No, you didn't.
724
00:38:35,460 --> 00:38:38,546
I made this bet so
you'd stop actively trying to fire Park,
725
00:38:38,671 --> 00:38:41,966
so you'd be neutral.
You went out of your way to help her.
726
00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:44,677
She obviously earned your respect,
passed whatever test you...
727
00:38:44,802 --> 00:38:45,929
I sabotaged her hearing.
728
00:38:46,054 --> 00:38:48,014
You do read
the school paper, don't you?
729
00:38:48,139 --> 00:38:50,141
(LAUGHS) If you had
sabotaged her hearing,
730
00:38:50,266 --> 00:38:52,060
she would have gotten more
than a slap on the wrist.
731
00:38:52,185 --> 00:38:54,145
What you actually did
was make her emotional,
732
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:56,147
and make the board members
see her as a victim.
733
00:38:56,272 --> 00:38:57,649
Because the panel
feels badly for
734
00:38:57,774 --> 00:38:59,943
incompetent doctors
who nearly kill people.
735
00:39:00,068 --> 00:39:02,153
You know that everyone
on that panel hates you.
736
00:39:02,278 --> 00:39:03,905
You know the minute you
recommend firing anyone,
737
00:39:04,030 --> 00:39:06,991
they start discussing
how big a bonus to give them.
738
00:39:07,116 --> 00:39:08,993
That's just hurtful.
739
00:39:09,118 --> 00:39:12,080
Fact is, winning $100 from you
gives me more pleasure
740
00:39:12,205 --> 00:39:13,998
than winning $100 from her.
741
00:39:15,375 --> 00:39:17,043
Here's your 5 grand.
742
00:39:19,504 --> 00:39:21,089
What 5 grand?
743
00:39:23,007 --> 00:39:24,717
Just take it.
Trust me.
744
00:39:31,307 --> 00:39:33,685
I found her
sleeping in the park.
745
00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:36,354
Says she ran away because
her daddy didn't love her.
746
00:39:36,479 --> 00:39:40,066
And that is exactly what happened
as far as you can prove.
747
00:39:40,274 --> 00:39:44,362
Congratulations.
You're not going to jail. Today.
748
00:39:44,487 --> 00:39:46,572
But you do know I just
can't let this slide.
749
00:39:46,739 --> 00:39:48,950
Well, you need to
keep up your rep.
750
00:39:49,075 --> 00:39:51,786
Fine, clinic hours.
I'll double them.
751
00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:54,455
Okay.
Twelve hours a week.
752
00:39:54,580 --> 00:39:57,458
No. Three times
two equals six.
753
00:39:57,583 --> 00:40:00,753
And three times
two times two is twelve.
754
00:40:01,295 --> 00:40:03,548
I know about
your deal with Adams.
755
00:40:08,052 --> 00:40:10,304
Call Chase and Taub.
756
00:40:10,930 --> 00:40:14,267
Get them in here.
The boys are back.
757
00:40:17,603 --> 00:40:19,564
This check is for
significantly more
758
00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:21,733
than what I told you
it would take to fund the department.
759
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,609
I know.
760
00:40:32,910 --> 00:40:34,287
You paged me?
761
00:40:52,764 --> 00:40:54,140
Congratulations.
762
00:40:59,937 --> 00:41:03,191
You caught your boyfriend
cheating that morning.
763
00:41:03,316 --> 00:41:06,861
You had a big fight,
that's why you were late.
764
00:41:09,030 --> 00:41:11,240
You re-pitched an STD.
765
00:41:12,241 --> 00:41:13,743
You haven't gone
two consecutive minutes
766
00:41:13,868 --> 00:41:15,244
without using
the word "loyalty",
767
00:41:15,369 --> 00:41:17,997
which explains the anger
and low self-esteem.
768
00:41:18,122 --> 00:41:19,916
And the desire
to feel pretty
769
00:41:20,041 --> 00:41:23,461
after having been rejected
explains the clothes.
770
00:41:27,882 --> 00:41:30,093
It wasn't my boyfriend.
771
00:41:30,384 --> 00:41:32,386
It was my husband.
772
00:41:32,595 --> 00:41:36,099
I was at my lawyer's office
signing the divorce papers.
773
00:41:36,766 --> 00:41:38,351
Wow.
774
00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,813
I missed the fact
that you were married.
775
00:41:41,938 --> 00:41:44,148
We've been separated
for almost a year.
776
00:41:45,942 --> 00:41:47,985
So... Old news?
777
00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,530
No anger left?
778
00:42:07,630 --> 00:42:09,757
It's all bought
and paid for.