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- Jennifer Williams?
- And you are?
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Cyrus.
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Cyrus Harry? You used to call me Cy,
if it's really you.
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I'm trying to find the Jennifer Williams
I knew 23 years ago.
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We spent a long weekend
at the Jersey Shore.
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She was visiting a friend...
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That lasted
longer than usual.
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That's it for Lansdale.
Pack it up.
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Let's move on to Philly.
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Seriously, you're gonna complain?
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How many limo drivers
are making six figures?
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Cy, you're my little cousin, and I love
you. You've been more than generous.
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I'm upset because you are wasting
your time for some faded memory
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when there is a world
of pleasure out there.
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The kind of cash you got
buys a lot of it.
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Come on.
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Don't be like that.
I've just been driving around all day.
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I'm a little cranky.
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Hey!
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My leg won't move.
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Are you gonna stare
or are you gonna call 911?
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Partial paralysis.
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Head CT and LP
showed nothing.
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Spinal MRls and
EMG were clean.
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Brain symptom, and yet nothing
seems to be wrong with his brain.
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Refrigerator mechanic, no family,
in and out of work.
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He just won 42 million dollars
in the state lottery.
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I think I read about
this lucky bastard in the paper.
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Sure you don't mean the lucky bastard
whose grandkids snorted his winnings
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till he drank himself to death
with drain cleaner?
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Or the lucky bastard found naked and
penniless in a strip club parking lot
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with his winning number
tattooed on both testicles?
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Neuro-otological pathology
could've caused loss of balance.
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Calorics were normal.
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Sure, some people will screw up
anything but some won't.
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That kind of cash, he has a chance
to turn a miserable life around.
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Miserable stays miserable, happy won't
buy lottery tickets in the first place.
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Our level of happiness is set.
It's in our DNA.
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No cash payout's
gonna change that.
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- It's like there's two of me.
- The guy repairs appliances.
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He's probably got
toxic brain damage
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from years of working
with toxic chemicals.
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Or his sudden disease came from
his sudden millions.
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He's buying something, collecting
something, ceramics,
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precious metals, which gave him
atherosclerosis of his carotid arteries.
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My mother's lawyer called.
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She's threatening to sue the hospital
over our mistreatment of her.
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Says it slowed
her recovery.
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I was just thinking how much I want
a relationship with no sex,
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but where I still have to deal
with your mother.
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Go to the patient's
old workshop,
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look for causative
toxic brain damage.
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Go take a new history, and see if
there's any lifestyle change
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that would explain
the atherosclerosis.
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Go.
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Medicinal.
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I'm expecting a shooting pain in my ass.
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My mom and I got into a fight.
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Because of our replacement
hip replacement,
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she can barely get around
her own house.
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I told her she has to live with me
while she recovers.
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I'm starting to
get the connection.
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Yeah, she has a house,
my name is House.
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You're the doctor
that treated her,
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that illegally switched her meds
after she fired you,
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that went behind the back
of her actual doctor...
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Those beads
from Thailand.
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If we're listing all the things that
you pressured me into.
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The point is, you're the one
who's on the line here,
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whose name is
on her hospital records.
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- Whose name is on her name?
- Fine.
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We're both on the line, but she won't
discuss this with me alone.
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She and her lawyer wanna meet with
both of us for settlement talks.
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I need you in that meeting,
acting nice and respectful,
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while I diffuse this stunt.
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Yeah, well, I'm not
going to that meeting, so...
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I'm guessing you're cool if I'm not
nice and respectful, either.
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Picked up
any new hobbies?
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How's a hobby gonna
paralyze my left leg?
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If you work on vintage cars, or you've
taken up painting, fumes could...
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No cars, no paints.
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- You're a popular guy.
- Popular wallet.
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Three years ago, before I had a dime,
I had my appendix out.
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Phil was there.
No one else even called.
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What about drugs?
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No drugs. Look, I've seen
all the documentaries,
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I've read all the articles.
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I'm not gonna be
a tabloid cliché.
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I'm know what I'm
gonna do with my money.
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"Find and build a life with
the one woman I ever cared for."
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Point is...
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Nothing's changed. I live the same life,
I eat the same food...
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The same crappy canned food.
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How many of your meals
do you eat from a can?
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Most of them.
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I'm used to it. I order them
by the case, online.
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Is that bad?
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You're worried about
the trickle-down effect
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of Cuddy versus
House versus Cuddy.
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You're reading subtext
into my silence?
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House gets to you
more than anyone.
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House thinks I'm a robot,
you think I'm a wuss?
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No. No, no, no.
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I think
you're repressed.
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Well, it's out
of your control.
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Tough childhood, strained relations
with your family.
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Can't be easy trying to succeed
in a white man's world.
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First of all, white man, I've done
at least as well as you have.
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Second, I didn't think
you'd take House's view
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that life sucks
and we're stuck.
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I think you're stuck.
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Last month, I turned my life around.
I'm happier than ever.
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Sleeping with 10 women
instead of four?
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Mmm.
Try none.
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He was cutting metal,
inhaled the dust?
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Unless he was snorting lines
of the stuff.
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None?
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I was having tons of sex
and I was bored, hating myself.
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Was never gonna be ready when
something real came along.
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So, you're becoming some kind of super
monk, and I can't change at all.
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I challenge you to
go one differential
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without House or anyone else
getting under your skin.
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Since I say nothing gets to me
and you won't take me at my word,
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how am I supposed
to prove you wrong?
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I guess you can't.
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I hope that
doesn't eat at you.
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Off-brand solvent
from China.
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Made of God knows what.
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TAUB: Patient eats
cheap canned goods by the case load.
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Could be metal poisoning.
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He also worked with
cut-rate chemicals.
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Could be inhalation of the toxic
volatile substrate.
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Treatment for
both is chelation.
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Great work.
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Alkalinize his urine,
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and force diuresis for
heavy metal poisoning.
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If that doesn't work, put him on
dialysis for toxic inhalation.
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I just said treatment
for both is chelation.
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I said force diuresis and try dialysis.
You need a transcript?
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You wanna put him on dialysis, risk
infection and hemodynamic swings,
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when we can just chelate?
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Whoa! Whoa!
Settle down.
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If we chelate, we're not gonna know
what disease he had,
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which means we're not gonna know if
the problem was in his lousy, old job
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or his still lousy new life,
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which, for the purposes of a
metaphorical argument, is important.
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Pointless to argue. He's the boss,
he needs his puzzle solved.
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Why bang our
heads against a wall?
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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When you're done
with the patient,
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treat Foreman by banging
his head against a wall.
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Where's
the dialysis machine?
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Who cares, since I ordered chelation?
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We'll flip a coin, tell House
it was one disease or the other.
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Worst case, he finds out, and he's
impressed we defied him.
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I'm sorry, I asked you to remove
the dialysis equipment,
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not the chelation equipment.
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And Dr. Cuddy asked me
to remove all equipment.
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She de-authorized
all treatment.
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She won't let us make a move
until you agree to a sit-down
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with the Godmother
and her consigliere.
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Bitch to king four.
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Checkmate. Patient can't use his leg.
You have to concede.
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Or I could just knock all the pieces
onto the floor.
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You're discharging me?
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We really don't
have a good lie here.
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You got caught in some politics between
our boss and his boss,
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but you'll be out of
here 20 minutes, tops.
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I'm not better,
but you're kicking me out?
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Which is why it'll
only be 20 minutes.
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See, the Dean of Medicine acts tough,
but she's not, really.
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She'll step in,
readmit you...
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So, you're saying that she cares more
about his treatment
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than the doctor who's
actually treating him?
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Phil, shut up.
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Cyrus.
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Jennifer?
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It's good to see you.
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I read about you in the paper, so I
hopped the first train from Virginia.
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So you read that
he struck it rich?
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He's right.
It must look weird.
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It kind of is weird.
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But we're a long way
from the 3rd Street Jetty.
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I just wanted to see
you again and say hi.
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So, hi.
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Hi.
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I was starting to
think I'd never find my...
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Baby Bear.
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(VOMITING)
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Oh, my God.
I'm so sorry.
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I'm so sorry.
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I don't even
feel nauseous.
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I don't know why...
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Your hand is shaking.
Okay.
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You're having
a focal seizure.
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What does that mean?
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It means you're not
getting discharged.
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We were right that
it's a brain issue
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but wrong about toxic inhalation
and metal poisoning.
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Everyone else is waiting.
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That was totally
courageous of Khloé
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to tweet about
her weight gain.
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House, we've got a patient
with a seizure disorder
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- who can't walk.
- Another one?
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I thought we
kicked out the last one.
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Obviously, I'll let you
treat your patient...
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What are you doing?
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We've got a patient with a walking
disorder who can't seize.
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No, wait.
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- I'm close, though, right?
CUDDY: - I wasn't finished.
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Of course, I'll let you treat your
patient if you meet me halfway.
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I guess I'm not
finished either.
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No clinic hours
for the next quarter.
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And three parking spots next to each
other, so I can park diagonally,
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and three pairs
of your underwear.
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I'm thinking of
taking up sailing.
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Forget it.
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Treat your patient,
don't treat your patient,
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come to the meeting,
don't come to the meeting,
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I'm done
playing your game.
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You realize the game is automatically
over when the loser loses, right?
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Neurological Lyme disease explains
the seizures and the paralysis.
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But not the fact that Chase
seems to be treating you.
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He claims he can
swear off sex indefinitely.
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Also claims that I'm a boiling cauldron
of repressed rage.
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Your theory is idiotic.
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Patient's antibody titers were negative
for Lyme disease.
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And I shared a motel room
with your ex-girlfriend.
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You make a good point
about the antibody titers.
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He's a rock.
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How's your brother?
Homeless guy.
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Haven't heard
from him in months.
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I don't know.
Wish I did.
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Postural hypotension, which could've
reduced the blood supply to his brain.
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Then he'd be
a miserable wretch.
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Actually,
the prognosis is...
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Oh, I'm sorry. I just meant his
life is gonna unravel.
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In fairness, that applies to
any diagnosis.
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(SIGHS)
Why do we do this?
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It's not postural hypotension.
He's not orthostatic.
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TAUB: His life may unravel, may not.
242
00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:35,777
He's not chasing after material things.
243
00:12:35,902 --> 00:12:38,154
Too bad. He might actually get those.
244
00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,865
He's looking for love.
Just tracked down an old girlfriend.
245
00:12:40,990 --> 00:12:42,200
THIRTEEN: And she'll never
live up to the memory,
246
00:12:42,325 --> 00:12:44,202
and the thrill of finding her
will wear off,
247
00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:48,706
and he won't even be able to dream
about being happy.
248
00:12:48,831 --> 00:12:50,625
Interesting.
249
00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,418
The patient may have found
some long-ago nookie,
250
00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:53,628
but it doesn't mean he hasn't had some
in the meantime.
251
00:12:53,753 --> 00:12:55,463
Herpes encephalitis.
252
00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:57,965
Explains the neurological
symptoms.
253
00:12:58,091 --> 00:13:01,594
EEG to confirm,
N acyclovir to treat.
254
00:13:01,719 --> 00:13:04,514
How's Foreman's
BP holding?
255
00:13:05,014 --> 00:13:06,599
- Same.
HOUSE: - That's strange,
256
00:13:07,016 --> 00:13:09,394
since I unplugged the lead
30 seconds ago.
257
00:13:15,400 --> 00:13:17,068
Admirable effort. And I'm not
just saying that
258
00:13:17,193 --> 00:13:18,486
'cause I'm scared
you might turn green
259
00:13:18,611 --> 00:13:20,613
and rip through
your own clothes.
260
00:13:25,535 --> 00:13:26,744
Down on the patient's romance
261
00:13:26,869 --> 00:13:31,999
because your own life span is shorter
than dinner and a movie?
262
00:13:32,125 --> 00:13:34,335
You're the one who said
miserable stays miserable.
263
00:13:34,460 --> 00:13:37,422
But you keep saying it
several times a day.
264
00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,508
I love being back, having every theory
you and I share
265
00:13:40,633 --> 00:13:44,512
used as proof of
my own personal damage.
266
00:13:47,515 --> 00:13:49,016
(LAUGHING)
267
00:13:51,060 --> 00:13:53,521
I'm afraid we'll need you to step out
when the EEG begins.
268
00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:55,231
The waiting area is
just down the hall.
269
00:13:55,356 --> 00:13:57,233
I gotta catch an early train
in the morning, anyway.
270
00:13:57,358 --> 00:13:58,734
No, don't.
271
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:03,114
I'll put you up in a nice hotel
or rent you a furnished place.
272
00:14:03,281 --> 00:14:05,658
I came for the night 'cause I wanted to
see how you were,
273
00:14:05,783 --> 00:14:07,952
and maybe get back
in your life a bit.
274
00:14:08,202 --> 00:14:09,245
But if I
take your money...
275
00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,289
What's wrong with
a nice place to stay?
276
00:14:13,791 --> 00:14:16,335
Unless, of course...
277
00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:18,588
You don't wanna stay.
278
00:14:19,755 --> 00:14:23,759
I guess I could keep my motel room
another night or two.
279
00:14:31,934 --> 00:14:35,354
Need a consult.
Did an EEG on my patient.
280
00:14:35,480 --> 00:14:36,981
Turns out the reason
that prior doctors
281
00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:38,524
thought it wasn't
a neural problem
282
00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:41,360
is because it's
not a neural problem.
283
00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:44,363
The EEG did show signs
of metabolic distress.
284
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,115
- Scan his abdomen.
- Yeah.
285
00:14:46,365 --> 00:14:48,326
Let's assume we'd already figured that
out on our own,
286
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:52,663
and found a mass
on the pancreas.
287
00:14:55,249 --> 00:14:57,585
Mass looks solid.
I'd say it's cancer.
288
00:14:57,710 --> 00:15:00,379
Paraneoplastic syndrome would explain
the neurological symptoms.
289
00:15:00,505 --> 00:15:02,757
You need to get a piece of it.
Schedule a CT-guided biopsy.
290
00:15:03,174 --> 00:15:07,845
Yeah. Let's assume we'd already
figured that out on our own.
291
00:15:07,970 --> 00:15:10,890
Then what's this consult?
292
00:15:11,974 --> 00:15:16,270
Why haven't you been yelling at me
about the Cuddy twins?
293
00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:19,440
Because you're
doing the right thing.
294
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,817
We talking about
the same issue?
295
00:15:21,943 --> 00:15:23,194
Is there something
I don't know about
296
00:15:23,319 --> 00:15:25,279
that I'm responding to
appropriately?
297
00:15:25,404 --> 00:15:28,574
Cuddy wants you in the middle of this,
so does Arlene,
298
00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:30,785
because they don't wanna face
their own problem.
299
00:15:30,910 --> 00:15:33,663
Somehow, in your knee-jerk,
juvenile way,
300
00:15:33,788 --> 00:15:38,918
you tripped and fell into an actual
adult response to this.
301
00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:40,878
You're right.
302
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:49,595
That was Cuddy's
strategy all along.
303
00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:53,933
She wanted me to think that she
desperately needed me to be there
304
00:15:54,058 --> 00:15:56,185
so that I
wouldn't be there.
305
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,436
(SIGHS)
306
00:16:02,900 --> 00:16:05,945
- Where is Dr. House?
- I didn't want him here.
307
00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:08,614
This isn't about her treatment
at Princeton-Plainsboro.
308
00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:11,075
It's about the fight
we had last week.
309
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,620
I'd like a moment
with my mother
310
00:16:14,787 --> 00:16:16,747
to try and work
this out on our own.
311
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,249
I'm afraid my client
doesn't want...
312
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:19,917
It's Mother's Day Sunday.
313
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:22,712
We can't have five minutes alone
to fix this?
314
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:27,133
Relax, you can still bill me for the
time standing in the hallway.
315
00:16:31,679 --> 00:16:34,640
I know you're mad at me, but you can
barely make it up those stairs.
316
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:37,143
How many nights have you spent
on your couch?
317
00:16:37,268 --> 00:16:38,853
This has nothing to
do with our fight.
318
00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,939
We're talking about my home,
not a prison camp.
319
00:16:42,064 --> 00:16:44,734
What did I just say? I think it was
something about this not being personal.
320
00:16:44,859 --> 00:16:48,195
You can spend time with Rachel,
I can watch over you. Win-win.
321
00:16:48,321 --> 00:16:52,158
Maybe I've got a medical thing,
maybe I just think I'm talking,
322
00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:56,871
but no one can hear me,
not just my uncaring daughter.
323
00:16:56,996 --> 00:16:58,456
- What do you want?
- 20 grand.
324
00:16:58,581 --> 00:17:01,792
I'll hire help and forget this nightmare
you put me through.
325
00:17:01,917 --> 00:17:04,545
Make it 30.
I'll put in a stair-lift.
326
00:17:05,171 --> 00:17:09,842
If my board even hears about these
threats, let alone a settlement,
327
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:11,093
they'll investigate
what happened
328
00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:12,303
while you were
here as a patient.
329
00:17:12,637 --> 00:17:15,598
House and I could
both lose our licenses.
330
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:19,435
I've been assuming
this is personal,
331
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,813
because I don't wanna assume that
that's what my mother wants.
332
00:17:29,820 --> 00:17:32,031
- House.
- Ex-not-mom-in-law.
333
00:17:32,156 --> 00:17:33,240
- You said you weren't coming.
- After you said:
334
00:17:33,366 --> 00:17:36,702
"Pretty please,
with sugar on top?"
335
00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:38,412
Problem is, we only give
store credit.
336
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:41,791
So I say we put your old, cracked,
poisonous hip back in,
337
00:17:41,916 --> 00:17:45,670
here and now. I saved your life,
happy to un-save it.
338
00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:47,546
He's being an ass.
339
00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:49,048
If I could join you
in suing him...
340
00:17:49,173 --> 00:17:50,549
She's like this
in bed, too.
341
00:17:50,675 --> 00:17:55,012
Always scheming to get the lawyers
out of the room.
342
00:17:56,389 --> 00:17:58,974
If House isn't going
to take this seriously,
343
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,519
I know a few judges
who will.
344
00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,025
Was I supposed to
be the good cop?
345
00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:12,780
I had to rig the monitor.
346
00:18:13,948 --> 00:18:16,659
I had a lot of
salt with breakfast.
347
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:20,287
You think I'm
repressed, too?
348
00:18:20,413 --> 00:18:23,332
I think you're in danger of being
dissolved by your own stomach acids.
349
00:18:23,457 --> 00:18:24,792
But what about Chase?
350
00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,002
Do you believe that nonsense
about him being celibate?
351
00:18:27,169 --> 00:18:30,881
Don't know, but I'm rooting for him.
Read the studies.
352
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:32,091
The fewer partners
you have,
353
00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:34,468
the happier you are
with your ultimate partner.
354
00:18:34,969 --> 00:18:36,721
Hmm.
355
00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:38,848
Then you're
gonna be miserable.
356
00:18:38,973 --> 00:18:43,018
Those studies, it's important that
they have a control group.
357
00:18:43,269 --> 00:18:45,604
There's the tumor
on his pancreas.
358
00:18:47,064 --> 00:18:50,985
There's one in his kidney,
and one in his colon.
359
00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:58,075
One looks avascular, one looks vascular,
the third looks calcified.
360
00:18:58,200 --> 00:19:00,745
He has three completely different
cancers at once.
361
00:19:00,870 --> 00:19:04,457
On average,
not so lucky after all.
362
00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:08,377
You had to go all Wile E. Coyote
on her.
363
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:10,755
You told me that Arlene wanted me
in the middle of it.
364
00:19:10,880 --> 00:19:13,340
I had to show her that
no good would come of that.
365
00:19:13,466 --> 00:19:16,218
Seriously, that's your
rationalization?
366
00:19:16,886 --> 00:19:19,597
How about, you didn't like
that Cuddy tricked you
367
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:22,099
even though you wanted
the same thing as her?
368
00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:24,810
You didn't like that
she got the best of you.
369
00:19:24,935 --> 00:19:26,771
You've got more anger toward her
than you realize.
370
00:19:26,896 --> 00:19:28,731
I'm happier
without her.
371
00:19:31,233 --> 00:19:34,695
So I'm not stupidly expecting her
to make me happy.
372
00:19:34,820 --> 00:19:37,364
I'm happier with
my unhappiness.
373
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:40,826
Do you listen to what you're saying?
Because I have to.
374
00:19:40,951 --> 00:19:43,996
I'm holding a summit meeting to force
you and Cuddy on to the same page
375
00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:46,457
before a lawsuit gets filed.
376
00:19:51,837 --> 00:19:54,757
Three completely
unrelated cancers at once.
377
00:19:54,882 --> 00:19:57,635
A multicancer syndrome,
von Hippel-Lindau?
378
00:19:57,760 --> 00:19:59,261
Wouldn't have
touched his colon.
379
00:20:01,972 --> 00:20:04,350
I hereby certify that Dr. Foreman
has not tampered
380
00:20:04,475 --> 00:20:06,727
with this blood pressure mechanism
in any way.
381
00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:09,855
And after I prove
I'm 100% stress-free,
382
00:20:09,980 --> 00:20:12,566
do I get to strap you
into a chastity belt?
383
00:20:12,691 --> 00:20:16,195
THIRTEEN: What if the patient's missing
a tumor suppressor gene?
384
00:20:16,904 --> 00:20:19,657
How would we even find it? We need
to blast him with chemo now.
385
00:20:19,782 --> 00:20:20,825
We can't give
the patient chemo.
386
00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:22,201
His platelet
count's through the floor.
387
00:20:22,326 --> 00:20:24,495
Even worse,
it'll contain his cancers.
388
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:25,955
If we wanna know
what they've in common,
389
00:20:26,080 --> 00:20:27,623
we've gotta see
where they spread next.
390
00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:29,500
You wanna wait six months
while the cancer spreads
391
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:31,210
and his seizures and
paralysis get worse?
392
00:20:31,335 --> 00:20:33,295
Now, that's crazy talk.
393
00:20:33,587 --> 00:20:38,008
But if we pump the patient full of
vascular endothelial growth factor...
394
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:41,637
Foreman doesn't
like that idea.
395
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:50,688
You want to grow
more and bigger cancers.
396
00:20:50,813 --> 00:20:53,190
We can't figure out what three small
ones have in common,
397
00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:56,569
maybe we can figure out
what eight big ones have in common.
398
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:00,906
Is this idea real,
399
00:21:01,031 --> 00:21:05,744
or are you just threatening to kill the
patient to screw with me?
400
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:10,958
This whole thing
is idiotic!
401
00:21:12,001 --> 00:21:14,336
What does it matter what's inside of me
if I know how to control it?
402
00:21:14,461 --> 00:21:17,298
Makes no difference to us,
but you may want to make out a will.
403
00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:23,345
Go get lotto boy's consent,
and turn his cancers up to 11.
404
00:21:31,395 --> 00:21:34,106
You, what,
found my old yearbook
405
00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:36,066
and got a picture
of my high school boyfriend?
406
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:37,860
Actually, that would've
been a lot simpler.
407
00:21:37,985 --> 00:21:39,945
I took this
10 minutes ago.
408
00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,826
Your high school boyfriend
who dumped you,
409
00:21:45,951 --> 00:21:50,247
leaving you unable to believe that
anyone can rekindle an old flame.
410
00:21:50,372 --> 00:21:53,959
He dumped me after I hooked up
with his sister.
411
00:21:59,423 --> 00:22:01,258
Would you mind
letting him down gently?
412
00:22:01,383 --> 00:22:03,510
I might have made promises
that you can't keep.
413
00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:10,976
We're giving you
more cancer.
414
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:13,228
The risks of that
are kind of obvious.
415
00:22:13,354 --> 00:22:15,814
We'll scan you, run your blood
at frequent intervals.
416
00:22:15,940 --> 00:22:17,608
We believe this
is our best chance
417
00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:19,360
at finding the underlying
genetic flaw.
418
00:22:23,656 --> 00:22:24,949
(CLEARS THROAT)
419
00:22:29,578 --> 00:22:31,330
Will you marry me?
420
00:22:36,335 --> 00:22:37,419
Don't be stupid.
421
00:22:37,544 --> 00:22:39,171
If this cancer
overwhelms me,
422
00:22:39,421 --> 00:22:41,924
at least I'll die
happy here and now,
423
00:22:42,049 --> 00:22:45,344
instead of hoping for a future
I may never have.
424
00:22:46,679 --> 00:22:47,930
I love you.
425
00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:54,478
No, you don't. You don't know.
You can't know.
426
00:22:57,773 --> 00:22:59,733
We both need more time.
427
00:22:59,858 --> 00:23:03,153
And I believe
we're gonna have it.
428
00:23:09,493 --> 00:23:11,495
Did you notice she's wearing
different clothes every day?
429
00:23:11,620 --> 00:23:14,289
As opposed to the same
Starfleet-issued tunic?
430
00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:16,750
She said she came for one night.
Why'd she pack for more?
431
00:23:16,875 --> 00:23:19,586
So she stuffed an extra sweatshirt in
her bag or she bought some.
432
00:23:19,712 --> 00:23:22,131
Used? She's here
because an old beau struck gold.
433
00:23:22,256 --> 00:23:24,550
She turned down a proposal. How long
a game do you think she's playing?
434
00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:27,678
I think if she said yes after 14 hours,
even he'd be suspicious.
435
00:23:27,803 --> 00:23:30,472
You're lucky you're
hot and smart because...
436
00:23:30,597 --> 00:23:33,934
Well, you're just lucky
you're hot and smart.
437
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,620
I need a hooker.
438
00:23:53,746 --> 00:23:55,956
Not if you can
make that work.
439
00:23:56,081 --> 00:23:59,460
How the hell is that
supposed to relax you?
440
00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:01,462
It's not for me,
it's for Chase.
441
00:24:01,670 --> 00:24:04,089
I'm saving myself, too.
Maybe you should get a couple.
442
00:24:04,339 --> 00:24:05,841
You're riding me,
why not ride him?
443
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,135
Because I can get
a rise out of your BP,
444
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:09,970
his pee-pee,
on the other hand...
445
00:24:10,471 --> 00:24:12,723
Forget yoga.
Embrace Zen.
446
00:24:12,848 --> 00:24:14,808
You're a repressed idiot,
he's a horny idiot.
447
00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,436
Neither one of you can
do anything about it.
448
00:24:17,561 --> 00:24:18,937
Pretty sure that's Zen.
449
00:24:23,567 --> 00:24:25,069
(WOMAN CHATTERS ON TV)
450
00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:42,628
Thought we were
meeting in (Buddy's office.
451
00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:45,798
And I put one of the radio frequency
tagged sponges from the OR
452
00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:47,883
in your portable television.
453
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:49,843
However much it hurt, I did have a right
to break up with you.
454
00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:52,221
You just want everything to have
a hidden personal agenda.
455
00:24:52,346 --> 00:24:55,682
You need to get over it instead of
torpedoing our jobs out of spite.
456
00:24:55,808 --> 00:24:57,684
It couldn't just be that you're a pain
professionally...
457
00:24:57,810 --> 00:25:00,938
Stop!
You're both at fault here.
458
00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:03,732
You, for trying to manipulate House
when you used to know better,
459
00:25:03,857 --> 00:25:06,819
and you, for being you,
460
00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:08,946
which is an especially bad idea
under the circumstances.
461
00:25:09,071 --> 00:25:10,322
I had good reasons.
462
00:25:11,115 --> 00:25:12,991
You had
lame rationalizations.
463
00:25:13,117 --> 00:25:14,910
If I hadn't played him, he'd have found
out about the meeting
464
00:25:15,035 --> 00:25:16,161
and crashed it anyway.
465
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:17,579
Yeah, it would've been
a lot more efficient.
466
00:25:17,704 --> 00:25:19,456
Enough! Okay, here's what's
gonna happen.
467
00:25:19,665 --> 00:25:21,875
Tomorrow, I drive
both of you to Arlene's.
468
00:25:22,000 --> 00:25:23,961
You're gonna write her
a personal check for $30,000,
469
00:25:24,086 --> 00:25:25,921
and tell her she can stay in her own
home with your blessing.
470
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:29,258
You're gonna do this because you
actually give a crap about your job
471
00:25:29,383 --> 00:25:33,929
and this hospital, and your mother,
and possibly even House.
472
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:35,931
And you're gonna say,
"I'm sorry,"
473
00:25:36,098 --> 00:25:37,683
and not utter
one syllable more.
474
00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:39,643
- 'Cause I'm an idiot?
- No, because if you don't,
475
00:25:39,768 --> 00:25:41,436
I'm gonna tell the pharmacy
to stop issuing
476
00:25:41,562 --> 00:25:43,188
Vicodin prescriptions
in my name.
477
00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:48,068
I'm not paying for gas.
478
00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:56,160
Anything look different?
479
00:25:56,285 --> 00:25:58,579
Not yet.
Where's Jennifer?
480
00:25:58,704 --> 00:26:01,957
She's embezzling money
from my Swiss bank account.
481
00:26:02,082 --> 00:26:05,794
That's what you think, isn't it?
I'm being taken for a ride?
482
00:26:07,546 --> 00:26:12,759
I think she wouldn't be here if you were
still fixing refrigerators.
483
00:26:12,885 --> 00:26:16,054
One random set of numbers
doesn't change human nature.
484
00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:19,224
Those sets of numbers
are what kept me going.
485
00:26:19,349 --> 00:26:21,310
Clutching those tickets,
486
00:26:21,435 --> 00:26:25,230
thinking about the life I could have,
finding Jennifer again.
487
00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:30,027
So you figure if one long-shot dream
came true, the other one will as well?
488
00:26:30,152 --> 00:26:35,574
You think you're protecting me.
I think you're sad.
489
00:26:35,699 --> 00:26:38,660
Can't stand to
see somebody happy.
490
00:26:38,785 --> 00:26:40,913
(DOORBELL RINGING)
491
00:26:46,585 --> 00:26:51,381
Mom, here's a check. It's a settlement
for all you've been through.
492
00:26:51,506 --> 00:26:52,716
Of course,
you can stay in your home.
493
00:26:52,841 --> 00:26:54,676
It was wrong of me
to suggest otherwise.
494
00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:00,057
I'm sorry...
495
00:27:01,266 --> 00:27:05,979
That we saved your life,
496
00:27:06,104 --> 00:27:08,106
in the way that we did.
497
00:27:08,774 --> 00:27:10,067
B plus.
498
00:27:10,651 --> 00:27:12,069
I hope this
resolves everything.
499
00:27:12,194 --> 00:27:14,905
I can tell you that both your daughter
and Dr. House are deeply...
500
00:27:15,030 --> 00:27:17,199
This is 30 grand.
501
00:27:17,366 --> 00:27:18,408
Which is what
you asked for.
502
00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:22,913
This covers pain and suffering.
What about the probate lawyer?
503
00:27:23,038 --> 00:27:24,081
Did you two...
504
00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:25,791
ARLENE: I have to
change my will.
505
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,294
Leave everything to Julia so this one
doesn't try more funny business
506
00:27:29,419 --> 00:27:31,380
to get control
of my home.
507
00:27:31,505 --> 00:27:33,548
I'm sure we can
toss in another $2,500.
508
00:27:33,674 --> 00:27:36,510
Well, I guess I'll have to kill you
tonight, then.
509
00:27:36,635 --> 00:27:37,761
Mom, I'm not
interested in...
510
00:27:37,886 --> 00:27:40,931
You already think you own my body,
why not my home, too?
511
00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:42,474
Everybody,
stay calm and...
512
00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:45,185
You have to lash out at everyone
who tries to help you?
513
00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:47,020
Live in your own kitchen sink,
for all I care.
514
00:27:47,145 --> 00:27:49,106
- Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
HOUSE: - Harsh.
515
00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:51,024
I didn't think you
had a case before,
516
00:27:51,149 --> 00:27:53,360
but that is no way
to talk to a patient.
517
00:27:53,485 --> 00:27:54,820
ARLENE:
You are right.
518
00:28:07,457 --> 00:28:10,085
Chase has had his eyes on this one
for months.
519
00:28:10,419 --> 00:28:12,587
TAUB:
Meaning, he has eyes?
520
00:28:12,713 --> 00:28:15,132
I paid her $100.
Now, when he hits on her,
521
00:28:15,257 --> 00:28:17,134
might be tonight,
might be next week,
522
00:28:17,426 --> 00:28:19,553
she's gonna slap
him and storm off.
523
00:28:19,678 --> 00:28:23,932
So, your plan is to prove you're
both full of crap all in one move?
524
00:28:24,057 --> 00:28:25,517
FOREMAN: First he'll
compliment her hair.
525
00:28:25,642 --> 00:28:27,894
That's how he
breaks the ice.
526
00:28:28,020 --> 00:28:31,398
Next comes some
kind of joke or story.
527
00:28:31,523 --> 00:28:33,108
He's sharpening
his harpoon...
528
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:35,277
Are my moves
this predictable?
529
00:28:37,070 --> 00:28:40,490
She's grabbing his arm,
he's going in for the kill...
530
00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,312
Don't let it get to you.
531
00:29:14,858 --> 00:29:16,943
TAUB: We poured a lot of gas
on the fire.
532
00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:19,321
Ultrasound will give us a good look
at the damage.
533
00:29:19,446 --> 00:29:20,530
A little more gel.
534
00:29:21,406 --> 00:29:23,283
I never made a will.
535
00:29:23,408 --> 00:29:24,618
I wanna provide for you
if I don't...
536
00:29:24,743 --> 00:29:26,161
Stop it, will you?
537
00:29:26,286 --> 00:29:28,205
TAUB: I'd like you to
hold your breath for a sec.
538
00:29:28,330 --> 00:29:29,581
Your money,
539
00:29:29,748 --> 00:29:33,543
there's charities, causes, your family.
540
00:29:33,668 --> 00:29:34,753
You gotta ask yourself:
541
00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:38,882
"What's mattered to you most
year in and year out?"
542
00:29:41,134 --> 00:29:42,719
That can't be right.
543
00:29:44,221 --> 00:29:45,972
Is it bad news?
544
00:29:46,098 --> 00:29:47,516
No.
545
00:29:47,808 --> 00:29:50,560
We've been pumping you
with growth factor,
546
00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:53,438
but you don't
have any new cancers.
547
00:29:54,231 --> 00:29:55,607
The tumors you had
548
00:29:56,525 --> 00:29:57,901
all shrank.
549
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:04,491
Three tumors disappearing means
we were probably wrong about
550
00:30:04,616 --> 00:30:07,035
him missing
a tumor suppressor gene.
551
00:30:07,160 --> 00:30:08,703
How many mulligans
are you gonna ask for?
552
00:30:08,829 --> 00:30:11,915
This test is what
raised my blood pressure.
553
00:30:12,040 --> 00:30:13,750
I'm used to it now.
554
00:30:14,543 --> 00:30:15,752
Go.
555
00:30:17,129 --> 00:30:18,338
If it's autoimmune,
556
00:30:18,463 --> 00:30:21,425
and he created antibodies that ended up
fighting his own tumors...
557
00:30:21,550 --> 00:30:24,553
Growth factor would've made the
underlying autoimmune condition better.
558
00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:26,388
Maybe it was never cancer
in the first place.
559
00:30:26,513 --> 00:30:28,432
Of course, it was cancer.
We biopsied.
560
00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:32,185
It could've been
a false positive.
561
00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:36,565
Amyloidosis? His EKG voltage has been
on the low end of normal.
562
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:40,277
What if the tumors were actually
protein deposits?
563
00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:43,280
GI biopsy to confirm,
chemo to treat.
564
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,616
She's making that diagnosis
based off a low-normal EKG.
565
00:30:46,741 --> 00:30:47,909
Low-normal's still normal.
566
00:30:48,201 --> 00:30:49,453
(BP MACHINE WHIRRS)
567
00:30:50,912 --> 00:30:52,080
That thing
cannot be right.
568
00:30:52,205 --> 00:30:53,832
HOUSE:
Low-normal is still low.
569
00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:56,209
And that thing does not have money
riding on you being wrong,
570
00:30:56,334 --> 00:30:58,336
- like the rest of us do.
- Chase, fix this.
571
00:30:58,462 --> 00:31:00,005
Oh, I think you're
confusing Chase and Foreman.
572
00:31:00,130 --> 00:31:01,381
I used to do that
all the time.
573
00:31:02,716 --> 00:31:03,800
I know it's rigged!
574
00:31:03,925 --> 00:31:05,010
Because you're Mr. Cool,
575
00:31:05,135 --> 00:31:06,470
nothing could
possibly phase...
576
00:31:06,595 --> 00:31:08,180
'Cause I took
a beta blocker.
577
00:31:18,940 --> 00:31:20,609
Both times, right?
578
00:31:22,903 --> 00:31:24,362
His platelet
count's still low.
579
00:31:24,488 --> 00:31:25,655
Chemo's still
death sentence,
580
00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,324
treating for amyloid
with normal EKG
581
00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:29,242
is like doing
heart surgery on a guy
582
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,869
because he's 10 pounds overweight.
It's insane.
583
00:31:30,994 --> 00:31:33,705
We'll do it your way. Go shout at the
patient till he gets better.
584
00:31:33,830 --> 00:31:36,625
GI biopsy to confirm,
chemo to treat.
585
00:31:45,425 --> 00:31:47,302
Here's
the dirty little secret.
586
00:31:47,427 --> 00:31:49,221
I just think
we are who we are.
587
00:31:49,346 --> 00:31:51,556
And I think
lotteries are stupid.
588
00:31:53,391 --> 00:31:55,727
Janet Hemorrhoid!
589
00:32:00,190 --> 00:32:02,651
That's not my name.
It's why I'm here.
590
00:32:04,361 --> 00:32:06,363
Oh, I see,
it goes across.
591
00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:08,365
We better make this fast
'cause I'm about to
592
00:32:08,490 --> 00:32:10,242
lose my medical license
for malpractice.
593
00:32:10,367 --> 00:32:15,747
It's nothing unusual. Head of the
hospital's about to lose hers, too.
594
00:32:23,421 --> 00:32:25,298
I heard Cuddy quadrupled
your clinic hours.
595
00:32:25,423 --> 00:32:27,884
Yeah, but you know what?
I'm flying through patients.
596
00:32:28,009 --> 00:32:29,219
Arlene wants
another meeting.
597
00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:31,304
I know. I told my seconds
to tell her seconds
598
00:32:31,429 --> 00:32:33,640
that she gets
no second chance.
599
00:32:33,765 --> 00:32:36,226
Technically, it's a third chance,
but I don't have thirds.
600
00:32:36,351 --> 00:32:38,353
Cuddy told her the same thing,
more or less.
601
00:32:38,478 --> 00:32:40,480
So you got us on
the same page, after all.
602
00:32:40,605 --> 00:32:42,107
I've been thinking
about your irrationality,
603
00:32:42,232 --> 00:32:44,234
and I've come up with a rational
explanation for it.
604
00:32:44,401 --> 00:32:45,819
That's quite a challenge.
605
00:32:45,944 --> 00:32:47,320
You don't wanna
let go of Cuddy.
606
00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:49,948
So you're clinging to
the negative interaction
607
00:32:50,073 --> 00:32:51,950
because some
small part of you thinks
608
00:32:52,075 --> 00:32:54,369
the bad stuff
beats nothing at all.
609
00:32:54,494 --> 00:32:56,413
Almost making this work.
610
00:32:56,538 --> 00:32:59,416
All you gotta do now
is change reality.
611
00:32:59,541 --> 00:33:00,959
Perhaps if I was
the one suing me.
612
00:33:01,084 --> 00:33:03,545
You didn't start it, but you had
the chance to end it.
613
00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,755
And you didn't.
You love her, House.
614
00:33:05,880 --> 00:33:09,509
And it's human to hang on, but you're
blowing up not just your job,
615
00:33:09,634 --> 00:33:13,471
but any chance of any kind of
relationship with her again.
616
00:33:22,772 --> 00:33:24,024
Hi.
617
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,278
Hey.
618
00:33:30,697 --> 00:33:32,240
What's that?
619
00:33:33,533 --> 00:33:36,328
It's a check
for $10 million.
620
00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:46,963
Uh.
621
00:33:47,088 --> 00:33:49,257
I don't know what to say.
622
00:33:50,634 --> 00:33:52,302
You've already
been so generous.
623
00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:57,515
By hiring you? For a whopping six
figures? My own blood?
624
00:33:59,142 --> 00:34:01,102
Best friend I ever had?
625
00:34:03,271 --> 00:34:05,065
Year in, year out?
626
00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:23,750
(EXHALES)
627
00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:38,682
You're wearing contacts
under your glasses?
628
00:34:39,516 --> 00:34:41,559
I must've forgotten to
take them off when I...
629
00:34:41,685 --> 00:34:45,563
They're tinted. Do you change
your eye color?
630
00:34:45,689 --> 00:34:48,817
Sometimes I like to
mix it up.
631
00:34:48,942 --> 00:34:50,527
I don't understand
what you...
632
00:34:50,652 --> 00:34:51,820
CYRUS: Wait.
633
00:34:53,321 --> 00:34:55,448
You don't have brown eyes?
634
00:35:01,538 --> 00:35:05,250
Where'd the name
"Baby Bear" come from?
635
00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:08,002
It's so long ago,
I don't...
636
00:35:08,128 --> 00:35:10,755
It's a birthmark
on your left breast
637
00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:13,383
in the shape of a bear.
638
00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:15,093
You forgot that?
639
00:35:21,516 --> 00:35:27,021
It's the one thing I never told you.
That's why she doesn't know.
640
00:35:27,147 --> 00:35:31,317
It's not like that.
I swear.
641
00:35:33,987 --> 00:35:36,406
Get out.
Get out, both of you.
642
00:35:36,948 --> 00:35:38,700
Come on, man.
643
00:35:39,200 --> 00:35:41,161
Get out.
I'm sorry.
644
00:35:41,286 --> 00:35:42,704
Get out!
645
00:35:44,205 --> 00:35:45,582
Both of you!
646
00:35:52,714 --> 00:35:57,427
You were right.
I'm just another lottery fool.
647
00:35:57,552 --> 00:35:58,970
My life sucks.
648
00:35:59,929 --> 00:36:01,639
It'll always suck.
649
00:36:01,765 --> 00:36:02,807
(MACHINE BEEPING)
650
00:36:02,974 --> 00:36:05,685
TAUB: He's crashing.
Everything's shutting down.
651
00:36:12,942 --> 00:36:14,277
Patient had
a cardiac arrest,
652
00:36:14,402 --> 00:36:17,489
and his lungs and liver failed before
we even started the chemo.
653
00:36:17,614 --> 00:36:21,034
Brain symptoms that aren't brain
symptoms, tumors that come and go.
654
00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:22,827
It's not amyloidosis.
655
00:36:24,412 --> 00:36:25,747
You're forgetting alopecia.
656
00:36:26,456 --> 00:36:27,916
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you were
just listing
657
00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,709
the things it's not,
alphabetically.
658
00:36:29,834 --> 00:36:32,712
His long-lost love is a fraud.
Thirteen figured that out.
659
00:36:32,837 --> 00:36:33,880
Good for her.
660
00:36:34,047 --> 00:36:35,256
TAUB:
Decades of menial work.
661
00:36:35,757 --> 00:36:38,885
If three cancers couldn't make him die
miserable, she just did.
662
00:36:39,010 --> 00:36:40,553
The truth
made him miserable.
663
00:36:41,262 --> 00:36:43,598
It's like
there's two of me.
664
00:36:43,723 --> 00:36:45,058
(FIRE ALARM BLARING)
665
00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:48,353
Keep the clinic
shut down,
666
00:36:48,478 --> 00:36:50,939
but whatever it is, it's isolated to
the administrative floor.
667
00:36:51,064 --> 00:36:53,650
I'm not gonna
evacuate the whole...
668
00:37:01,241 --> 00:37:02,659
Only way to
get the two of you
669
00:37:02,784 --> 00:37:05,245
in the same place
at the same time.
670
00:37:08,790 --> 00:37:11,668
Reopen everything,
readmit everyone, now.
671
00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:15,380
I want you both to know
I'm filing the suit today,
672
00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:18,091
delivering the paperwork
to your counsel's office.
673
00:37:18,216 --> 00:37:20,510
You have to be destructive.
You have to tear things apart.
674
00:37:20,635 --> 00:37:23,555
God forbid you should say what's really
on that twisted mind of yours.
675
00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,765
And you're
the great peacemaker?
676
00:37:25,890 --> 00:37:28,935
Single mom, can't keep a man long
enough to cook a meal...
677
00:37:29,060 --> 00:37:32,564
You'd be dead if it weren't for
our mistreatment.
678
00:37:32,689 --> 00:37:34,858
And somehow, you'd still find
something to whine about.
679
00:37:34,983 --> 00:37:37,694
We'll let the court decide who's whining
since you're so sure...
680
00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:39,487
We're not
getting back together.
681
00:37:41,739 --> 00:37:43,783
What are you
talking about?
682
00:37:43,908 --> 00:37:45,660
It's the only explanation.
683
00:37:45,785 --> 00:37:47,370
Why she keeps
making threats
684
00:37:47,495 --> 00:37:51,749
without ever filing her stupid,
yet completely valid lawsuit.
685
00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:55,753
Why she ripped up her will and kicked
half of the hospital out on the street.
686
00:37:55,879 --> 00:37:58,298
She wants us
united against her.
687
00:37:58,882 --> 00:38:01,551
This is her
drawing blood
688
00:38:01,676 --> 00:38:05,221
over the latest of a long line
of imaginary slights.
689
00:38:05,346 --> 00:38:09,017
She doesn't care if anyone else is happy
for a single...
690
00:38:12,854 --> 00:38:14,856
Look at you idiots.
691
00:38:15,732 --> 00:38:19,360
Who else is gonna put up
with either of you?
692
00:38:22,655 --> 00:38:24,657
I asked you to move in.
693
00:38:26,910 --> 00:38:29,913
That meant we
weren't gonna reconcile.
694
00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:34,876
I'm sorry, Mom.
695
00:38:36,794 --> 00:38:40,632
Some things take more
than a common enemy.
696
00:38:43,051 --> 00:38:46,262
And you're an idiot with impossible
standards.
697
00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:03,780
Common enemy.
698
00:39:05,239 --> 00:39:06,824
One way to
trigger brain symptoms
699
00:39:06,950 --> 00:39:08,826
when there's nothing
wrong with your brain.
700
00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:12,455
Have something else turn your brain
into a common enemy.
701
00:39:12,580 --> 00:39:16,793
You have a teratoma, a usually harmless
congenital growth
702
00:39:16,960 --> 00:39:19,587
which can be filled with
almost any kind of tissue.
703
00:39:20,004 --> 00:39:22,674
And unusually,
not at all harmless.
704
00:39:23,132 --> 00:39:25,927
If I'm right, yours is filled with
primitive cells,
705
00:39:26,052 --> 00:39:28,471
some of which developed into
brain cells.
706
00:39:28,596 --> 00:39:31,849
These foreign cells leaked into
your blood stream.
707
00:39:31,975 --> 00:39:35,853
Now, the body is a little xenophobic,
and it creates antibodies.
708
00:39:35,979 --> 00:39:37,522
The problem is, there's not
much difference
709
00:39:37,647 --> 00:39:38,856
between brain cells
in your abdomen
710
00:39:38,982 --> 00:39:40,358
and brain cells
in your brain.
711
00:39:40,483 --> 00:39:45,405
To make matters worse, primitive cells
can become almost anything.
712
00:39:45,530 --> 00:39:49,617
Grow like weeds,
which means they can turn into tumors,
713
00:39:49,742 --> 00:39:52,203
and destroy
whole organ systems.
714
00:39:55,039 --> 00:39:57,166
- But the cancer?
- It was cancer.
715
00:39:57,291 --> 00:40:00,503
It was just growing so fast, it
collapsed under its own weight.
716
00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:04,007
Am I gonna live?
717
00:40:04,132 --> 00:40:06,843
Cut out the teratoma and what's left
of your cancer,
718
00:40:06,968 --> 00:40:08,761
you should be fine.
719
00:40:09,387 --> 00:40:12,390
Think of it as your
second luckiest day.
720
00:40:12,515 --> 00:40:17,020
It's hard to feel lucky. The woman
I loved was a fraud.
721
00:40:17,520 --> 00:40:19,647
No, actually,
a fraud was a fraud.
722
00:40:20,314 --> 00:40:22,775
You fell for her
just the same.
723
00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:24,527
You may stay miserable,
724
00:40:24,652 --> 00:40:27,739
but your long-lost love is not gonna
be the reason why.
725
00:41:57,912 --> 00:41:59,747
It's the real Jennifer.
726
00:42:00,832 --> 00:42:01,958
Or at least
the only one to show up
727
00:42:02,083 --> 00:42:03,918
who actually
has the birthmark.
728
00:42:04,043 --> 00:42:06,462
He's renting her
an apartment.
729
00:42:07,922 --> 00:42:11,217
- It'll end horribly.
- Not for him.
730
00:42:13,094 --> 00:42:16,597
She may take all his money,
and he may be a naive idiot,
731
00:42:17,223 --> 00:42:18,349
but he'll always
be hopeful.
732
00:42:18,933 --> 00:42:20,977
So he'll always be happy.
733
00:42:25,606 --> 00:42:29,318
You lost your mother,
you euthanized your brother,
734
00:42:29,443 --> 00:42:32,822
you got the life expectancy
of a pretty good sitcom.
735
00:42:32,947 --> 00:42:34,198
If you can
convince yourself that
736
00:42:34,323 --> 00:42:39,078
you'll be miserable no matter what,
even without all that stuff.
737
00:42:39,203 --> 00:42:40,496
Maybe you don't have to hate
the universe
738
00:42:40,621 --> 00:42:45,084
for dumping
a giant turd on you.
739
00:42:45,209 --> 00:42:48,588
Fatalism is your
survival mechanism.
740
00:42:50,840 --> 00:42:52,550
And you?
741
00:42:53,467 --> 00:42:56,971
Dumped by everyone you've ever loved,
rehab was a bust,
742
00:42:57,096 --> 00:43:01,893
your leg feels like somebody took
a giant bite out of it.
743
00:43:03,269 --> 00:43:06,105
We are who we are.
744
00:43:06,230 --> 00:43:08,274
Lotteries are stupid.