1 00:00:37,601 --> 00:00:39,102 (ALARM RINGING) 2 00:00:42,439 --> 00:00:44,691 Cranial nerves. 3 00:00:44,816 --> 00:00:48,779 On old Olympus' towering tops, a friendly Viking grew vines and hops. 4 00:00:48,904 --> 00:00:51,490 Olfactory, optic, oculomotor... 5 00:00:51,615 --> 00:00:53,533 ...vagus, accessory. 6 00:00:53,659 --> 00:00:56,912 Causes of edema. Alive. Allergic... 7 00:00:57,037 --> 00:00:59,414 Differentials for swollen scrotum. 8 00:00:59,539 --> 00:01:03,460 Theaters, English spelling. Torsion, 9 00:01:04,670 --> 00:01:05,712 hernia... 10 00:01:05,837 --> 00:01:10,342 Epididymal cyst. S... Syphilis. 11 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:12,052 Enough with the drilling. 12 00:01:12,177 --> 00:01:14,012 We're third year, no more exams. 13 00:01:14,137 --> 00:01:15,847 You don't have to face House every day. 14 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,808 And after today, neither do you. 15 00:01:18,475 --> 00:01:20,894 Here's to no more coming home in tears. 16 00:01:21,603 --> 00:01:24,356 It's kind of like coming to the end of an extreme roller coaster, 17 00:01:24,481 --> 00:01:27,776 even with the terror, nausea and whiplash, 18 00:01:28,652 --> 00:01:30,654 I'm a little sad that it's over. 19 00:01:30,779 --> 00:01:32,406 Let's go. 20 00:01:32,531 --> 00:01:33,782 You got your procedure log? 21 00:01:33,907 --> 00:01:36,576 Oh, I'm not quite done, I still have one more lumbar puncture. 22 00:01:36,702 --> 00:01:37,661 It's due today. 23 00:01:37,786 --> 00:01:40,914 Unless you wanna blow off becoming a doctor and get another PhD. 24 00:01:41,039 --> 00:01:42,499 I know. I'm gonna get it done. 25 00:01:42,624 --> 00:01:45,001 I thought you'd have that thing finished, like, six months ago. 26 00:01:45,127 --> 00:01:46,628 I've been busy. 27 00:01:47,754 --> 00:01:50,215 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 28 00:01:59,224 --> 00:02:02,894 Oh, come on, Cruz. Let me do this. I need it for my log. 29 00:02:03,770 --> 00:02:05,355 Wait, you aren't done yet? 30 00:02:06,064 --> 00:02:06,982 I've been busy. 31 00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:09,443 What's in it for me? 32 00:02:09,568 --> 00:02:12,404 The satisfaction that comes from helping out a classmate? 33 00:02:13,739 --> 00:02:15,073 How about cash? 34 00:02:15,198 --> 00:02:16,575 Have you talked to House? 35 00:02:16,700 --> 00:02:19,286 It's 6:00 a.m. He won't be in for a few hours. 36 00:02:19,411 --> 00:02:21,413 I keep a roll of quarters in the car. 37 00:02:21,538 --> 00:02:23,790 I just turned in my log, and guess what I saw? 38 00:02:23,915 --> 00:02:26,793 There's an opening in the diagnostics department. 39 00:02:26,918 --> 00:02:28,795 House wants an intern? 40 00:02:29,379 --> 00:02:30,547 He's never had one before. 41 00:02:30,672 --> 00:02:33,133 You got to figure. He doesn't want an intern, 42 00:02:33,550 --> 00:02:35,469 he wants you. 43 00:03:17,052 --> 00:03:19,679 Uh, you must be Dr Thirteen. 44 00:03:20,972 --> 00:03:23,308 Remy Hadley. Nice to meet you. 45 00:03:23,433 --> 00:03:24,434 You're back! 46 00:03:24,559 --> 00:03:25,769 - Hi. - Hi. 47 00:03:30,398 --> 00:03:32,734 What the hell happened to you? 48 00:03:32,859 --> 00:03:34,069 Why did you lie about going to Rome? 49 00:03:34,194 --> 00:03:39,825 You'd lie too if you bottomed out and ended up in drug rehab. 50 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:44,120 Thank you, House, for respecting my privacy. 51 00:03:44,246 --> 00:03:45,831 What a perfect reminder that I'm back. 52 00:03:45,956 --> 00:03:47,707 I didn't even know you had a problem. 53 00:03:48,124 --> 00:03:50,293 Loved ones are always the last to know. 54 00:03:50,418 --> 00:03:53,755 Loved ones and robotic, estranged ex-boyfriends. 55 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:58,802 Our patient is Kendall Pearson, 16-year-old aspiring pirate. 56 00:03:58,927 --> 00:04:00,345 She's that Canadian kid who's trying to be 57 00:04:00,470 --> 00:04:01,847 the youngest person to sail around the world. 58 00:04:01,972 --> 00:04:04,140 She collapsed yesterday during a practice run. 59 00:04:04,266 --> 00:04:06,309 Luckily for us, cameras were there. 60 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:10,313 Her corporate sponsors want us to check that she's seaworthy 61 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:13,859 before the clock strikes, "You're too old to set a record." 62 00:04:13,984 --> 00:04:15,735 Gives us three days. 63 00:04:15,861 --> 00:04:18,405 You've still only got one, right? 64 00:04:18,530 --> 00:04:21,032 Uh, last day as a student. 65 00:04:21,157 --> 00:04:22,742 Could be simple dehydration. 66 00:04:22,868 --> 00:04:25,370 She told the Coast Guard she had felt dizzy. 67 00:04:27,038 --> 00:04:29,249 Pulse and BP were normal at the time of the rescue. 68 00:04:29,374 --> 00:04:31,084 It's not dehydration. 69 00:04:31,209 --> 00:04:35,463 What about your internship, did you sign up this morning? 70 00:04:35,589 --> 00:04:37,424 Actually, I'm still deciding. 71 00:04:38,842 --> 00:04:43,179 Maybe she had a seizure and that's what caused her collapse. 72 00:04:43,305 --> 00:04:45,390 Coast Guard reports there's no sign of head trauma. 73 00:04:45,515 --> 00:04:47,058 What about her back? 74 00:04:47,517 --> 00:04:49,185 Look, right before the collapse, 75 00:04:49,311 --> 00:04:50,979 she hit the small of her back on the railing. 76 00:04:51,104 --> 00:04:52,314 Damage to the adrenal glands 77 00:04:52,439 --> 00:04:55,150 caused adrenal insufficiencies, which caused the collapse. 78 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:57,402 Nice. 79 00:04:57,527 --> 00:05:01,656 Blood draws every 15 minutes for four hours, to track her cortisol. 80 00:05:02,032 --> 00:05:04,034 Masters, there's no hurry. 81 00:05:04,618 --> 00:05:06,119 There's no wrong choices. 82 00:05:06,828 --> 00:05:09,456 At least, that's what they tell people who make crappy choices. 83 00:05:09,581 --> 00:05:11,499 What's with the sudden interest in her future? 84 00:05:11,625 --> 00:05:14,336 (SIGHS) You know, a blacksmith who spends this much time 85 00:05:14,461 --> 00:05:17,714 hammering out a new blade from raw Jell-O, 86 00:05:17,839 --> 00:05:19,549 he gets curious about who ends up wielding it. 87 00:05:19,674 --> 00:05:23,345 No reason to be curious unless you're interested in wielding it yourself. 88 00:05:23,470 --> 00:05:24,679 You want her to intern here. 89 00:05:26,264 --> 00:05:27,849 And you're considering this? 90 00:05:27,974 --> 00:05:30,685 Before I make my decision, 91 00:05:30,810 --> 00:05:33,897 I still have one more LP I need to get, 92 00:05:34,022 --> 00:05:37,776 so, I'd like to go to the ER. 93 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:42,781 Thirteen, why don't you take Masters to do the blood draws. 94 00:05:42,906 --> 00:05:45,492 You can remind her about all the perks of working for me. 95 00:05:52,832 --> 00:05:54,334 Behind the deck, port side. 96 00:05:54,459 --> 00:05:58,296 If her adrenal hormone levels are consistently low, we'll replace them. 97 00:05:58,421 --> 00:05:59,798 You'll be ready to launch Thursday. 98 00:06:00,340 --> 00:06:01,174 Great. 99 00:06:02,550 --> 00:06:04,344 Inside cabin, facing the bow. 100 00:06:04,803 --> 00:06:06,680 Sorry, K, I need to borrow Mom. 101 00:06:06,805 --> 00:06:07,681 The sponsors? 102 00:06:07,806 --> 00:06:09,099 No, Couric's people kicking up a fuss 103 00:06:09,224 --> 00:06:10,600 about rescheduling the interview. 104 00:06:14,145 --> 00:06:15,188 Uh, I can take over. 105 00:06:20,360 --> 00:06:21,528 Ceiling of the galley. 106 00:06:21,653 --> 00:06:22,821 Right. 107 00:06:22,946 --> 00:06:26,074 The last time I was on a boat was my freshman mixer in college. 108 00:06:26,199 --> 00:06:28,743 I didn't so much mix as hurl. 109 00:06:28,868 --> 00:06:29,995 Too much to drink? 110 00:06:30,120 --> 00:06:32,288 No, I was 13. 111 00:06:32,414 --> 00:06:33,915 And in college? 112 00:06:34,040 --> 00:06:35,542 Yeah, I know. Weird. 113 00:06:35,667 --> 00:06:37,794 I was thinking cool. 114 00:06:38,670 --> 00:06:40,964 We'll be back for the next blood draw in 15 minutes. 115 00:06:41,089 --> 00:06:42,424 Unless, of course, you'd like to stay 116 00:06:42,549 --> 00:06:45,176 and continue bonding over your lost childhoods. 117 00:06:45,301 --> 00:06:48,471 Listen, I have a ton of prep work to do to be ready to launch. 118 00:06:48,596 --> 00:06:50,056 Is there any way we can speed the tests up? 119 00:06:50,181 --> 00:06:51,683 Mmm, I'm afraid not. 120 00:06:52,392 --> 00:06:54,602 Unless you're up for getting on a treadmill. 121 00:06:55,020 --> 00:06:57,355 We could stress her body, see if her adrenals respond. 122 00:06:57,480 --> 00:06:59,065 It would only take half an hour. 123 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:00,025 Hmm. 124 00:07:00,150 --> 00:07:02,068 (PAGER BEEPING) 125 00:07:03,069 --> 00:07:04,070 It's about an LP. 126 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:05,947 Go. I'll handle this. 127 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:17,959 Um, Dr Cuddy, can I come by your office later? I'd love to get some advice. 128 00:07:18,084 --> 00:07:20,128 Uh, I'm in meetings all afternoon. 129 00:07:20,253 --> 00:07:22,380 - Try me tomorrow. - Tomorrow... 130 00:07:23,173 --> 00:07:26,426 This is my last day as a medical student, 131 00:07:26,551 --> 00:07:28,261 so I've got this decision to make, 132 00:07:28,386 --> 00:07:30,722 probably the biggest decision of my career, 133 00:07:30,847 --> 00:07:34,434 which means maybe the biggest decision of my life. 134 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,729 Although, I guess, if I get married... 135 00:07:39,189 --> 00:07:41,900 House has opened up an internship. 136 00:07:42,025 --> 00:07:43,276 You do realise, if you take it, 137 00:07:43,401 --> 00:07:45,236 he'll probably end up firing you again. 138 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:46,529 He's always hired me back. 139 00:07:46,654 --> 00:07:51,451 And he'll continue mocking and insulting you whatever chance he gets. 140 00:07:53,661 --> 00:07:55,914 It's certainly toughened me up. 141 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:58,625 You're trying to get me to say good things about him. 142 00:07:58,750 --> 00:08:00,085 No. 143 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:03,671 I'm trying to make you make your own decision and leave me alone. 144 00:08:05,381 --> 00:08:09,886 Working with House is great and it sucks, often simultaneously. 145 00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:11,971 Most people can't work in that environment. 146 00:08:12,097 --> 00:08:13,348 (ELEVATOR DOORS OPENING) 147 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:15,058 Question is, can you? 148 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:19,354 Thanks, Dr Cuddy. 149 00:08:37,664 --> 00:08:40,333 You paged me down here and now you're doing my LP? 150 00:08:40,458 --> 00:08:42,544 - Got bored waiting. - It's been two minutes. 151 00:08:42,669 --> 00:08:44,546 - This is your 11th. - Fourteenth. 152 00:08:44,671 --> 00:08:47,632 Listen, your roommate, is she hooking up with that resident? 153 00:08:48,675 --> 00:08:49,759 I gotta find House. 154 00:09:16,244 --> 00:09:17,996 THIRTEEN: Rehab? It's a great cover story. 155 00:09:18,121 --> 00:09:20,039 Now, I can't ever drink around those guys again, 156 00:09:20,165 --> 00:09:21,958 thus eliminating my main bond with Chase. 157 00:09:22,083 --> 00:09:23,543 HOUSE: Save the attitude for someone who didn't 158 00:09:23,668 --> 00:09:25,211 just get you your medical license back. 159 00:09:25,336 --> 00:09:26,629 Price you PaY- 160 00:09:28,214 --> 00:09:29,549 There's a chicken in your office. 161 00:09:30,091 --> 00:09:31,342 No, there isn't. 162 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,095 You lied about rehab? 163 00:09:34,262 --> 00:09:35,638 - Oh, great. - Relax. 164 00:09:35,763 --> 00:09:38,933 She's completely honest but also completely boring. Watch this. 165 00:09:39,058 --> 00:09:40,393 Don't tell anyone. 166 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:41,936 Of course not. 167 00:09:46,816 --> 00:09:48,568 You did an LP? Why didn't you page me? 168 00:09:48,693 --> 00:09:49,944 Oh, I'm sorry. 169 00:09:50,069 --> 00:09:52,572 Did you want to do one of those? You should've spoken up. 170 00:09:52,697 --> 00:09:53,740 You want the job or not? 171 00:09:53,865 --> 00:09:57,535 Um... I... After careful consideration, 172 00:09:57,660 --> 00:10:02,081 I have decided to accept your offer for an internship. 173 00:10:03,750 --> 00:10:04,918 Great. 174 00:10:05,043 --> 00:10:08,379 My department has a slightly different procedure log. 175 00:10:09,339 --> 00:10:12,717 Uh, you forged the last one. I only did nine LPs. 176 00:10:12,842 --> 00:10:15,011 - Do you know how to do an LP? - Of course. 177 00:10:15,136 --> 00:10:17,180 Do you know how to do nine LPs and say it was 10? 178 00:10:19,724 --> 00:10:21,184 It's time to grow up. 179 00:10:21,309 --> 00:10:23,394 Turn that in, the job is yours. 180 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,022 (PAGER BEEPING) 181 00:10:27,065 --> 00:10:29,234 Stop staring blankly and go. 182 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,820 No doubt something horrible has just happened to our patient. 183 00:10:43,206 --> 00:10:45,667 THIRTEEN: Her hand turned completely blue during the treadmill test. 184 00:10:45,792 --> 00:10:47,001 We put her on vasodilators, 185 00:10:47,126 --> 00:10:49,212 restored enough blood flow so she won't lose any fingers. 186 00:10:49,337 --> 00:10:51,547 Rules out adrenal insufficiency. 187 00:10:51,673 --> 00:10:53,341 Where's House? He said to meet him here. 188 00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:54,425 His chicken's gone. 189 00:10:54,550 --> 00:10:56,719 CHASE: Probably on the balcony. 190 00:10:56,844 --> 00:10:58,554 You knew he had a chicken? How come... 191 00:10:58,680 --> 00:11:00,431 HOUSE: Down here! 192 00:11:02,267 --> 00:11:06,271 Loss of consciousness plus she's slowly turning blue. 193 00:11:06,396 --> 00:11:08,273 Have we ruled out magical gum? 194 00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:10,566 CHASE: Low cardiac output can cause both. 195 00:11:10,692 --> 00:11:12,902 Patient possibly has cardiomyopathy, 196 00:11:13,027 --> 00:11:14,904 possibly caused by mercury poisoning 197 00:11:15,029 --> 00:11:16,656 from all the tuna fish she eats at sea. 198 00:11:16,781 --> 00:11:19,826 Uh, why are you putting chicken footprints on the floor? 199 00:11:21,119 --> 00:11:24,330 That clever bastard Wilson got hold of an Australorp. 200 00:11:27,041 --> 00:11:28,001 Hello. 201 00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,211 The quietest and calmest of all the chickens. 202 00:11:30,837 --> 00:11:32,380 Damn him! 203 00:11:32,505 --> 00:11:36,134 Mercury poisoning is out. Red blood cells have normal morphology. 204 00:11:36,259 --> 00:11:39,345 THIRTEEN: Raynaud's. Vasospasm in the ulnar artery would explain the hand. 205 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:40,805 FOREMAN: But not the loss of consciousness. 206 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:43,182 Cerebral vasospasm explains both. 207 00:11:43,308 --> 00:11:45,310 Cerebral vasospasm makes sense. 208 00:11:45,435 --> 00:11:46,686 Take Thirteen, give the patient 209 00:11:46,811 --> 00:11:49,605 a calcium channel blocker infusion in the basilar artery. 210 00:11:51,441 --> 00:11:52,692 Masters. 211 00:11:53,401 --> 00:11:54,861 Thought you were gonna turn that in. 212 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:57,405 (STAMMERING) 213 00:11:57,530 --> 00:11:58,865 I'm a bit busy with my patient. 214 00:11:58,990 --> 00:12:00,575 You're not busy now. 215 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,378 (CLUCKING) 216 00:12:21,888 --> 00:12:23,056 (SIGHS) 217 00:12:25,099 --> 00:12:26,142 DONOVAN: Masters. 218 00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:28,811 Still haven't turned in your log? 219 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:31,898 Still haven't gotten my 10th LP. 220 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:35,526 I was thinking. Maybe you should take House's internship. 221 00:12:35,651 --> 00:12:37,320 First you act like it's the equivalent 222 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:38,821 of volunteering to be water-boarded, 223 00:12:38,946 --> 00:12:41,115 and now you're supporting it? 224 00:12:43,117 --> 00:12:44,577 You're weird. 225 00:12:45,828 --> 00:12:47,246 You make paper airplanes for fun 226 00:12:47,372 --> 00:12:48,956 and hang them from the ceiling. 227 00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:51,209 You have a membership to the Einstein Museum 228 00:12:51,334 --> 00:12:53,544 and an overbearing obsession with facial symmetry. 229 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,296 It indicates freedom from disease. 230 00:12:55,421 --> 00:12:57,131 We're biologically programmed to... 231 00:12:57,256 --> 00:12:59,967 Point is, you rub people the wrong way. 232 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,845 But House is okay with your lack of bedside manner, 233 00:13:02,970 --> 00:13:05,723 he's okay with your willingness to argue any point, with anyone, 234 00:13:05,848 --> 00:13:07,600 even if they outrank you, 235 00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:09,602 he's okay with your peculiar fashion sense. 236 00:13:10,228 --> 00:13:11,145 It's peculiar? 237 00:13:11,270 --> 00:13:13,356 House doesn't think you're weird, which is weird. 238 00:13:14,065 --> 00:13:15,566 But good weird. 239 00:13:16,776 --> 00:13:18,319 Is that a chicken? 240 00:13:18,444 --> 00:13:20,238 (CLUCKING) 241 00:13:25,034 --> 00:13:27,120 I think it's an Australorp. 242 00:13:29,122 --> 00:13:30,540 I'm gonna go check on my patient. 243 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:35,586 (SIGHS) 244 00:13:41,008 --> 00:13:42,260 Can someone please explain to me 245 00:13:42,385 --> 00:13:44,637 what House and Wilson are doing with those chickens? 246 00:13:44,762 --> 00:13:45,763 They have a bet to see who can keep 247 00:13:45,888 --> 00:13:47,014 a chicken in the hospital the longest 248 00:13:47,140 --> 00:13:48,683 without getting busted by security. 249 00:13:49,475 --> 00:13:52,103 Advancing past the vertebral artery. 250 00:13:52,228 --> 00:13:54,188 MARTHA: And why are they doing this? 251 00:13:54,313 --> 00:13:56,274 The place they bought them only had one pig. 252 00:13:57,567 --> 00:14:00,236 I'm glad you're gonna be sticking around after today. 253 00:14:00,361 --> 00:14:02,113 Really? You want me to stay? 254 00:14:02,238 --> 00:14:04,740 It's good to add a different perspective to the department. 255 00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:08,494 Someone who still remembers there are rules other than House's. 256 00:14:09,871 --> 00:14:13,458 If I don't play by House's rules, he won't let me in. 257 00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,085 Find a way around them. 258 00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:19,464 I'd have to lie to him, which is still lying. 259 00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:23,426 Lying about a lie, that's practically telling the truth. 260 00:14:23,551 --> 00:14:26,179 Catheter is in. Start the calcium channel blocker drip. 261 00:14:26,304 --> 00:14:27,930 Means I need another LP. 262 00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:31,684 Luckily, I know where you can get one. You good here? 263 00:14:31,809 --> 00:14:33,102 Let's go. 264 00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:37,648 (MOANS) 265 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:40,902 Decent stick, very smooth. 266 00:14:41,694 --> 00:14:44,280 Sounds like you've had a few of these. 267 00:14:45,072 --> 00:14:46,824 Suppose that comes with the territory. 268 00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:50,786 I have Huntington's. No need to get hushed and solemn about it. 269 00:14:53,372 --> 00:14:54,874 Why are you lying about rehab? 270 00:14:55,625 --> 00:14:57,293 Because the real reason I was gone 271 00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:59,212 is not something I want to share. 272 00:15:00,004 --> 00:15:01,339 Couldn't you just say that? 273 00:15:01,464 --> 00:15:03,966 Should be enough for Foreman and the others. 274 00:15:04,091 --> 00:15:05,676 How long have you worked here? 275 00:15:05,801 --> 00:15:08,638 House's people have personalities that range from nosy 276 00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:11,766 to "Pardon me while I do this cavity search." 277 00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,978 Do you think there's room for someone who does things differently? 278 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:20,441 No. 279 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,321 Not unless House decides that's what he wants. 280 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:32,203 FOREMAN: During catheter removal, I got a good look at her cerebral midline. 281 00:15:32,328 --> 00:15:33,621 Her pineal gland is calcified. 282 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:34,956 THIRTEEN: Case closed. 283 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:37,833 We'll start her on hormone therapy and ship her out. 284 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:39,627 I handed in my log. 285 00:15:42,046 --> 00:15:43,631 On your way to do that, 286 00:15:43,756 --> 00:15:47,051 did you happen to stop and give Thirteen an LP? 287 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:50,555 Thirteen's stiff gait, small pupils, 288 00:15:50,680 --> 00:15:53,140 and the raging headache she's hiding gave you away. 289 00:15:54,517 --> 00:15:57,270 Yes, and I still broke a rule. 290 00:15:57,395 --> 00:15:58,896 My rule. 291 00:15:59,021 --> 00:16:02,233 I told you to defy the Man, not this man. 292 00:16:02,358 --> 00:16:04,860 Why is it so wrong that I don't like to cheat? 293 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,905 - Can we go? - No. 294 00:16:08,281 --> 00:16:09,448 Not liking it is fine, 295 00:16:09,574 --> 00:16:11,867 not doing what you don't like makes you an eight-year-old 296 00:16:11,993 --> 00:16:13,202 and wastes your potential. 297 00:16:13,327 --> 00:16:15,162 You want me to be like you, it's not gonna happen. 298 00:16:15,288 --> 00:16:16,622 That's the last thing I want, 299 00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:19,500 'cause then neither one of us would be exceptional. 300 00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:22,503 You think I'm exceptional? 301 00:16:22,628 --> 00:16:23,754 Not anymore. 302 00:16:23,879 --> 00:16:25,590 (KEYBOARD CLACKING) 303 00:16:25,715 --> 00:16:28,092 I can do my job without compromising. 304 00:16:29,218 --> 00:16:32,221 No, you can't. 'Cause I'm not gonna let you. 305 00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:33,973 Internship's gone. 306 00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:37,977 It's time for Masters to say goodbye. 307 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,606 Enjoy being a surgeon. You'll be fine. 308 00:16:52,199 --> 00:16:53,868 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 309 00:17:00,249 --> 00:17:01,375 (CLEARS THROAT) 310 00:17:02,418 --> 00:17:03,628 Surgery- 311 00:17:05,880 --> 00:17:07,423 Anatomy. 312 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:09,467 The branches off the subclavian artery. 313 00:17:09,800 --> 00:17:11,927 VITamin C and D. VIT. 314 00:17:12,053 --> 00:17:15,806 VITamin. V, vertebral, I, internal carotid. 315 00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:20,353 Internal thoracic. 316 00:17:20,478 --> 00:17:22,271 Internal thoracic. 317 00:17:22,396 --> 00:17:27,818 T, thyrocervical, C, costocervical... 318 00:17:29,028 --> 00:17:30,029 (CAMERA CLICKING) 319 00:17:36,702 --> 00:17:38,621 Martha M. Masters. 320 00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:39,580 That's me! 321 00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:41,957 I'm gonna be a surgeon. 322 00:17:42,083 --> 00:17:43,250 Next! 323 00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:50,007 Welcome to your surgical internship at PPTH. 324 00:17:50,132 --> 00:17:52,510 The senior residents stand behind you. 325 00:17:52,635 --> 00:17:54,720 We'll all get to know each other soon enough. 326 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:56,639 Grab a donut and get to work. 327 00:17:56,764 --> 00:17:57,807 We're out of donuts. 328 00:17:57,932 --> 00:17:59,934 Then get to work. 329 00:18:06,899 --> 00:18:08,359 Little oozing. 330 00:18:09,235 --> 00:18:10,403 Isolated the left subclavian. 331 00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:11,487 PRESSMAN: Suction. 332 00:18:11,612 --> 00:18:13,823 SIMPSON: You gotta do better than that. Can't see a thing. 333 00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,702 MARTHA: Push calcium chloride. 334 00:18:20,287 --> 00:18:24,542 It will supercharge the platelets and increase the clotting. 335 00:18:28,379 --> 00:18:30,256 SIMPSON: Two amps of calcium chloride. 336 00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:33,926 Tell the blood bank to send up three units of packed red cells. 337 00:18:36,554 --> 00:18:38,139 The field is clear. 338 00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:40,975 Nice. 339 00:18:49,942 --> 00:18:51,777 Generally speaking, 340 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:55,322 pledges aren't supposed to talk unless asked a question. 341 00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:56,657 That's because, generally speaking, 342 00:18:56,782 --> 00:18:58,826 pledges don't have anything to say. 343 00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:04,832 Um... "KP." 344 00:19:04,957 --> 00:19:08,669 Is that patient Kendall Pearson? I thought she was discharged. 345 00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:10,588 Mmm. It's a House case. 346 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:12,673 I never know what that guy is up to. 347 00:19:12,798 --> 00:19:14,550 I want you to scrub in on my lung harvest. 348 00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,094 But it's my first day. 349 00:19:17,428 --> 00:19:21,348 Yes, I know. I was there. Be scrubbed and ready in 15 minutes. 350 00:19:48,626 --> 00:19:51,170 What happened? Last I heard, you were going home. 351 00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:53,255 Kendall collapsed in the parking lot. 352 00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:56,383 They're doing something called a sympathectomy. 353 00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:00,304 She must have had a hypertensive crisis 354 00:20:00,429 --> 00:20:02,890 caused by neural overstimulation of her kidneys, 355 00:20:03,015 --> 00:20:04,850 so they're cutting the nerves. 356 00:20:04,975 --> 00:20:08,187 It's like cutting the gas line to an engine. 357 00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:11,106 Yeah. Sounds like what Dr Taub said. 358 00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:13,359 Said it's basic surgery but... 359 00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:14,527 It is. 360 00:20:14,652 --> 00:20:17,738 You should still be on pace for a launch in 36 hours. 361 00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:20,574 Her mom's packing the boat now. 362 00:20:20,699 --> 00:20:22,827 I'm supposed to pick up some dry ice. 363 00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:24,995 But... 364 00:20:26,497 --> 00:20:28,707 Nothing you can do for her here. 365 00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:36,632 (EXHALES LOUDLY) Um... 366 00:20:39,885 --> 00:20:42,429 We're just trying to help our daughter reach her dream. 367 00:20:44,390 --> 00:20:45,975 She's different. 368 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:49,311 So, you have to be different. 369 00:20:53,232 --> 00:20:54,900 I'll make sure she's okay. 370 00:20:56,569 --> 00:20:57,736 Thanks. 371 00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:00,698 (PAGER BEEPING) 372 00:21:04,994 --> 00:21:08,372 SIMPSON: You can see the full lobular structure of the left lung. 373 00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:11,458 MARTHA: Bifurcate innominate artery. I've never seen one of those before. 374 00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,793 SIMPSON: Hold this, Masters. 375 00:21:12,918 --> 00:21:14,128 PRESSMAN: Rib spreaders. 376 00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:17,590 You guys okay if I pull a circulating nurse? We got a train wreck in OR 10. 377 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:18,632 SIMPSON: You got it. 378 00:21:18,757 --> 00:21:20,342 PRESSMAN: Proximal end attached. 379 00:21:22,761 --> 00:21:24,555 MARTHA: Can someone take the retractors for me? 380 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:25,514 SIMPSON: Not really. 381 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:26,974 MARTHA: I have to use the bathroom. 382 00:21:27,099 --> 00:21:29,226 PRESSMAN: I know you're a rookie, but you gotta be kidding. 383 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:30,185 MARTHA: I'm not. 384 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,312 SIMPSON: It can wait. 385 00:21:33,939 --> 00:21:34,940 I'm gonna have an accident. 386 00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:37,026 Next one in line, grab it. 387 00:21:44,241 --> 00:21:45,200 (LOUD BEEPING) 388 00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:46,160 MARTHA: What's wrong? 389 00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:47,912 FOREMAN: Hypotension. Low cardiac output. 390 00:21:48,037 --> 00:21:49,204 Float the Swan. 391 00:21:49,330 --> 00:21:51,165 Don't you have your own surgery? 392 00:21:52,333 --> 00:21:54,543 MARTHA: I took a break. I told them I had to pee. 393 00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:56,837 You lied. 394 00:21:57,838 --> 00:21:59,965 Small one, but it's a gateway lie. 395 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,092 MARTHA: I care about the patient. 396 00:22:02,217 --> 00:22:03,302 Another lie. 397 00:22:03,427 --> 00:22:04,929 You care about being exceptional. 398 00:22:05,054 --> 00:22:06,889 I told her dad I was gonna take care of her. 399 00:22:07,014 --> 00:22:10,768 A third lie. Welcome to the slippery slope. 400 00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:13,395 TAUB: RA is 8. Equalisation of pressures. 401 00:22:13,520 --> 00:22:15,522 FOREMAN: I think she has restrictive pericarditis. 402 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:17,608 CHASE: Add that to a calcified pineal gland... 403 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:22,613 When is a calcified pineal gland not a calcified pineal gland? 404 00:22:22,738 --> 00:22:24,323 I realise, technically it's never, but... 405 00:22:24,448 --> 00:22:25,532 THIRTEEN: When it's a granuloma. 406 00:22:25,658 --> 00:22:27,242 It's Wegener's. We should start her on steroids. 407 00:22:27,368 --> 00:22:29,745 MARTHA: But she had a high CK. Wegener's wouldn't explain that... 408 00:22:29,870 --> 00:22:31,288 TAUB: Dehydration does. 409 00:22:31,413 --> 00:22:34,375 MARTHA: Yes. But the calcified pineal could be sarcoidosis. 410 00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:38,671 You had me at, "I had to pee." 411 00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:43,092 But Thirteen's right. Start her on three-fold immunosuppressants. 412 00:22:43,217 --> 00:22:44,760 Masters, you want to fight me on this, 413 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:47,972 fill out a consult form so you can stick around. 414 00:22:48,097 --> 00:22:49,139 Welcome back. 415 00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:50,182 MARTHA: I'm not back! 416 00:22:51,350 --> 00:22:54,019 I'll just be staying for this case. 417 00:22:58,691 --> 00:23:01,402 You got really good at this lying thing. 418 00:23:11,328 --> 00:23:13,622 Hope it was one hell of a whiz. 419 00:23:14,999 --> 00:23:16,375 I ran into Dr House. 420 00:23:16,500 --> 00:23:19,837 He requested a surgical consult for his patient. 421 00:23:19,962 --> 00:23:22,172 House never asks for a consult. 422 00:23:23,340 --> 00:23:26,385 Something about this case, he needed a little more help. 423 00:23:26,510 --> 00:23:28,345 First day of your surgical internship, 424 00:23:28,470 --> 00:23:31,015 you want to be loaned out to another department. 425 00:23:31,140 --> 00:23:33,267 Interesting career move. 426 00:23:33,392 --> 00:23:35,394 Drop the form by my office. 427 00:23:35,519 --> 00:23:39,815 Don't stay away too long. I'm already well on my way to forgetting you. 428 00:23:46,447 --> 00:23:49,366 How about I take both you lovely ladies out for a drink? 429 00:23:49,825 --> 00:23:52,286 I'd love to except I think you're a cretin. 430 00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:55,289 And the last time she was at a bar was ballet class. 431 00:23:55,414 --> 00:23:56,498 I didn't take... 432 00:23:57,374 --> 00:23:58,417 on. (LAUGHING) 433 00:23:58,542 --> 00:23:59,543 That's funny. 434 00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,713 I'm gonna stay and run a few extra tests on House's patient. 435 00:24:02,838 --> 00:24:05,215 This one lab value doesn't make sense to me. 436 00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:07,134 - You're back with House? -Mmm. 437 00:24:07,259 --> 00:24:09,636 Just this one case. I'm not staying. 438 00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:11,805 I would kill for a chance to work with him, 439 00:24:11,930 --> 00:24:15,184 like, literally skin you and wear you as a disguise. 440 00:24:49,134 --> 00:24:50,385 (SOFT CLUCKING) 441 00:24:56,850 --> 00:24:58,060 (CLUCKING) 442 00:25:24,503 --> 00:25:25,838 (DOOR OPENING) 443 00:25:32,719 --> 00:25:33,846 (CLUCKING) 444 00:25:41,895 --> 00:25:43,397 (CLUCKING GETS LOUDER) 445 00:25:44,565 --> 00:25:45,649 (LATCH CLICKING) 446 00:25:50,404 --> 00:25:53,407 You want yours extra crispy or original recipe? 447 00:26:13,969 --> 00:26:15,220 Chickens! 448 00:26:19,057 --> 00:26:20,601 You ever get sick from poultry? 449 00:26:21,226 --> 00:26:22,060 Um... 450 00:26:22,186 --> 00:26:23,478 A few months ago, 451 00:26:23,604 --> 00:26:26,815 from this pheasant-in-a-can my dad got me as a joke. 452 00:26:26,940 --> 00:26:28,025 You think that's why I'm sick? 453 00:26:28,150 --> 00:26:32,863 I think that can was chock-full of a bacteria called salmonella enteritis. 454 00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:34,531 Likes to hang out in the bones. 455 00:26:34,656 --> 00:26:37,367 Let me know if any of this is tender or painful. 456 00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:41,455 This bacteria thing, is this good news or bad? 457 00:26:41,580 --> 00:26:45,834 Well, if I'm right, that means all you'll need are antibiotics 458 00:26:45,959 --> 00:26:49,087 and you'll be, well, shipshape. (CHUCKLES) 459 00:26:49,796 --> 00:26:51,548 Sorry, couldn't resist. 460 00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:58,722 Did you always know that sailing was it for you, 461 00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:00,224 that it was the right thing? 462 00:27:01,016 --> 00:27:02,935 Didn't even start till I was 10. 463 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:05,896 And at first, I was not a fan. 464 00:27:06,021 --> 00:27:08,690 Certainly there's plenty not to like about sailing. 465 00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:10,234 But now that you're so into it... 466 00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:13,445 Oh, no, there's still plenty of things I hate about it. 467 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:16,073 I hate being wet, I hate being cold, 468 00:27:16,198 --> 00:27:18,450 I hate eating nothing but freeze-dried food. 469 00:27:18,575 --> 00:27:20,744 That's quite the endorsement. 470 00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:23,413 Sailing is amazing but it doesn't mean 471 00:27:23,538 --> 00:27:25,499 I love every second on the boat. 472 00:27:25,624 --> 00:27:29,336 Doing what you love means dealing with things you don't. 473 00:27:29,461 --> 00:27:32,047 If there were nothing to overcome, it might not be that... 474 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,632 (INHALES SHARPLY) Ow! 475 00:27:38,762 --> 00:27:41,390 CHASE: Salmonella enteritis is a nice catch. 476 00:27:41,515 --> 00:27:44,434 MARTHA: Thanks. Starting on the soft tissue windows. 477 00:27:45,894 --> 00:27:48,313 Once this case is over, you going back to surgery? 478 00:27:48,438 --> 00:27:49,982 That's the plan. 479 00:27:52,150 --> 00:27:54,194 I think that's a mistake. 480 00:27:54,319 --> 00:27:55,821 I think you should go back to surgery. 481 00:27:57,531 --> 00:27:59,157 I just said I was. 482 00:27:59,283 --> 00:28:01,493 No, you said it was your plan. 483 00:28:01,618 --> 00:28:03,745 Which means House might be right 484 00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,872 and you might be lying to yourself. 485 00:28:07,541 --> 00:28:09,543 Would it be so terrible? 486 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,461 You chose House over surgery. 487 00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:13,338 And my time here changed me in ways 488 00:28:13,463 --> 00:28:16,758 that not everyone in my life thought was for the better. 489 00:28:16,883 --> 00:28:19,219 No masses. Moving on to bone windows. 490 00:28:24,933 --> 00:28:26,226 Are those people right? 491 00:28:29,021 --> 00:28:32,899 I think when you do change, it's not so simple to go back. 492 00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,902 There. 493 00:28:36,028 --> 00:28:37,612 In the humerus. 494 00:28:40,365 --> 00:28:42,826 Doesn't look like an infection. 495 00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:45,412 That's because it looks like cancer. 496 00:28:56,840 --> 00:29:01,136 You have a lymphoid sarcoma. A cancer in the bone in your arm. 497 00:29:05,182 --> 00:29:06,224 Am I going to be okay? 498 00:29:07,517 --> 00:29:08,643 It's a treatable cancer. 499 00:29:09,144 --> 00:29:12,481 But part of that treatment involves amputating your arm. 500 00:29:13,440 --> 00:29:14,399 I'm sorry. 501 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,526 There's nothing else? 502 00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:18,695 Um... 503 00:29:18,820 --> 00:29:22,491 We can do chemo and radiation, after the amputation. 504 00:29:22,616 --> 00:29:25,369 I don't mean after, I mean, instead of. 505 00:29:25,494 --> 00:29:27,829 If I leave soon, I still have time to break the record. 506 00:29:27,954 --> 00:29:30,415 Honey, you can't be serious. 507 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:31,708 I feel fine. 508 00:29:31,833 --> 00:29:33,335 Last night, they thought it was an infection. 509 00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:36,671 We know it's cancer. We ran the biopsy three times. 510 00:29:36,797 --> 00:29:38,382 - You don't know how fast... - Postponing the surgery 511 00:29:38,507 --> 00:29:41,009 could increase the likelihood that the cancer will spread. 512 00:29:41,134 --> 00:29:43,678 Kendall, you need to think about what the doctor's saying. 513 00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:45,722 I'm thinking about this sail, 514 00:29:45,847 --> 00:29:49,101 like I have since I was 10. Don't take this away from me. 515 00:29:49,226 --> 00:29:52,020 It's just a month, I can take extra precautions. 516 00:29:52,145 --> 00:29:55,232 I'll Skype you every day. And I can fly back if something goes wrong. 517 00:29:55,857 --> 00:29:57,234 She'll be risking her life. 518 00:29:57,943 --> 00:30:00,445 I think we need to discuss this as a family. 519 00:30:03,031 --> 00:30:04,157 You're considering this? 520 00:30:08,412 --> 00:30:09,246 Your daughter's condition... 521 00:30:09,371 --> 00:30:11,289 Thank you, Dr Masters. 522 00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:44,448 She's not budging. She wants to launch tomorrow. 523 00:30:44,573 --> 00:30:48,535 She's a minor. You sign the consent form, we can do the surgery. 524 00:30:49,286 --> 00:30:51,121 Amputation can be an emotional... 525 00:30:51,246 --> 00:30:54,249 She's talked my wife into agreeing with her. 526 00:30:56,460 --> 00:30:58,837 One parent's signature is enough. 527 00:31:03,592 --> 00:31:05,010 She needs you to be a parent. 528 00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:08,430 You're asking me to blow up my family. 529 00:31:08,555 --> 00:31:10,974 I'm asking you to save your family. 530 00:31:13,351 --> 00:31:15,896 On her first solo Atlantic crossing, 531 00:31:16,521 --> 00:31:19,024 she scheduled a court date to become an emancipated minor. 532 00:31:20,650 --> 00:31:22,319 She'll do it again. 533 00:31:23,069 --> 00:31:24,571 And she'll win. 534 00:31:26,907 --> 00:31:30,327 She's gonna do what she's gonna do with or without me. 535 00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:34,456 I'd rather have it be with. 536 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:54,601 I'm stuck. 537 00:31:55,227 --> 00:31:57,479 No, you're not. Case is over. 538 00:31:57,604 --> 00:31:58,647 You're back to surgery. 539 00:32:02,192 --> 00:32:03,026 Fetch! 540 00:32:04,402 --> 00:32:07,072 Who's a good boy? Who's a good boy? 541 00:32:07,989 --> 00:32:09,157 Good boy. 542 00:32:11,201 --> 00:32:14,120 No one will stop Kendall's sail. You need to step in. 543 00:32:14,246 --> 00:32:16,665 Sign on the door says I'm a diagnostician. 544 00:32:16,790 --> 00:32:18,625 Cool diagnosis means I'm finished. 545 00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:20,418 She could die. 546 00:32:20,585 --> 00:32:22,796 Pretty sure the law of the land states 547 00:32:22,921 --> 00:32:25,006 that everyone has the right to be an idiot. 548 00:32:25,131 --> 00:32:26,174 I think it's the second amendment. 549 00:32:26,299 --> 00:32:27,342 Fetch! (BARKS) 550 00:32:28,635 --> 00:32:30,929 Bring it here. Good boy. 551 00:32:31,054 --> 00:32:32,556 Who's a good boy? 552 00:32:33,348 --> 00:32:35,934 You are constantly railing against hypocrisy, 553 00:32:36,059 --> 00:32:38,019 forcing people to face the truth. 554 00:32:38,645 --> 00:32:39,813 This time, nothing? 555 00:32:40,605 --> 00:32:42,857 Yeah, because they've faced the truth. 556 00:32:42,983 --> 00:32:46,903 And made a decision that will in all likelihood kill their daughter. 557 00:32:48,446 --> 00:32:49,906 I'm fine with that. 558 00:32:50,865 --> 00:32:52,659 I wanted a diagnosis, I got it. 559 00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:54,828 What do you want? 560 00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:57,539 I don't want her to die. 561 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:00,417 Break the rules. 562 00:33:02,627 --> 00:33:04,004 I can't. 563 00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:08,675 So colouring inside the lines is more important to you 564 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,719 than saving this girl's life. 565 00:33:12,637 --> 00:33:14,139 I was wrong about one thing. 566 00:33:14,681 --> 00:33:16,683 You are not exceptional. 567 00:33:18,435 --> 00:33:19,728 And fetch! 568 00:33:19,853 --> 00:33:21,104 Oh, ho, ho! 569 00:33:21,229 --> 00:33:22,314 Who's the good boy? 570 00:33:22,439 --> 00:33:24,190 Good boy. Good boy. 571 00:33:27,402 --> 00:33:29,112 (KNOCKING) 572 00:33:29,237 --> 00:33:30,071 Dr Wilson? 573 00:33:31,615 --> 00:33:34,200 I'd like to get your advice about a cancer patient. 574 00:33:34,326 --> 00:33:36,161 Kendall Pearson? 575 00:33:36,286 --> 00:33:38,997 Oncology rounds. Everyone's talking about it. 576 00:33:39,122 --> 00:33:40,081 0w! 577 00:33:40,206 --> 00:33:43,293 - Are you okay? - Yeah. My back's acting up. 578 00:33:43,418 --> 00:33:44,252 Oh. 579 00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:46,212 Um... 580 00:33:46,338 --> 00:33:47,422 So... 581 00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:49,007 What would you do? 582 00:33:49,799 --> 00:33:52,385 I would keep trying to convince her to have the surgery. 583 00:33:52,969 --> 00:33:55,013 And if she kept saying no? 584 00:33:55,430 --> 00:33:58,600 I would just keep... Mmm... Keep... Keep trying. 585 00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:01,394 (SIGHING) 586 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:03,146 I know there's a chicken under there. 587 00:34:03,271 --> 00:34:04,522 Oh, thank God. 588 00:34:05,148 --> 00:34:08,485 He already pecked through one pair of my loafers. 589 00:34:09,944 --> 00:34:12,072 (CLUCKING) 590 00:34:15,450 --> 00:34:16,409 So, that's all you'd do? 591 00:34:17,702 --> 00:34:18,912 That's all you can do. 592 00:34:20,497 --> 00:34:21,498 Is it? 593 00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:25,085 (CLUCKING LOUDLY) 594 00:34:32,384 --> 00:34:33,968 Isn't that House's chicken? 595 00:34:34,094 --> 00:34:36,846 Disgusting beasts. I don't know why I ever agreed to this bet. 596 00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:37,972 So call it off. 597 00:34:38,932 --> 00:34:40,266 And lose $20? 598 00:34:41,309 --> 00:34:42,477 Listen. 599 00:34:42,602 --> 00:34:45,605 House was in the exact same situation Kendall's in. 600 00:34:45,730 --> 00:34:47,691 He needed surgery but he didn't want it. 601 00:34:47,816 --> 00:34:49,275 Once he was in a medically-induced coma, 602 00:34:49,401 --> 00:34:52,320 his girlfriend signed the consent form as his proxy. 603 00:34:52,445 --> 00:34:54,447 They went ahead with the surgery against his will. 604 00:34:55,532 --> 00:34:57,242 Probably saved his life. 605 00:34:58,368 --> 00:34:59,994 So, she did the right thing? 606 00:35:00,995 --> 00:35:03,081 Depends on who you ask. 607 00:35:04,708 --> 00:35:05,667 HOUSE: Fetch! 608 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:07,794 (SQUAWKING LOUDLY) 609 00:35:08,503 --> 00:35:10,046 No! No! 610 00:35:18,471 --> 00:35:19,723 ROSCOE: Excuse me! 611 00:35:19,848 --> 00:35:21,599 Who's responsible for this chicken? 612 00:35:22,684 --> 00:35:24,978 Does anyone know who owns the chicken? 613 00:35:26,396 --> 00:35:31,526 That bird belongs to Dr Gregory House. 614 00:36:09,397 --> 00:36:11,483 You need to do the surgery. 615 00:36:12,192 --> 00:36:13,860 - I will. - Now. 616 00:36:14,611 --> 00:36:16,988 We've been through this. I'm leaving today. 617 00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:18,865 It's a stupid record. 618 00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:21,075 It's not about the record. 619 00:36:23,495 --> 00:36:25,622 I used to race against other people. 620 00:36:25,747 --> 00:36:27,999 I could have the slowest boat in the fleet and I'd win. 621 00:36:28,124 --> 00:36:30,585 So it's about being better than everyone else? 622 00:36:30,710 --> 00:36:33,505 It has nothing to do with anybody, except me. 623 00:36:34,839 --> 00:36:37,842 The other racers would think I was crazy. 624 00:36:37,967 --> 00:36:41,429 I'd set off on some tacking angle that made no sense to them 625 00:36:41,554 --> 00:36:44,516 because they couldn't see what I saw. 626 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:49,604 I could sense the changes in the wind before they even happened. 627 00:36:53,024 --> 00:36:56,361 At the top of the game, you play by different rules. 628 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:06,371 Medicine's gonna burn a little bit. 629 00:37:17,048 --> 00:37:18,174 (SIGHING) 630 00:37:20,969 --> 00:37:22,512 (PAGER BEEPING) 631 00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:29,686 FOREMAN: Bradycardic arrest. Third-degree heart block. 632 00:37:29,811 --> 00:37:31,312 CHASE: Likely a paraneoplastic syndrome. 633 00:37:31,437 --> 00:37:34,190 Need to get her to the OR for a pacemaker and plasmapheresis. 634 00:37:34,315 --> 00:37:36,317 (LOUD BEEPING) 635 00:37:39,153 --> 00:37:40,405 What's going on? 636 00:37:40,530 --> 00:37:42,657 The cancer is causing her heart to slow down. 637 00:37:42,782 --> 00:37:44,993 We have to get her to the OR and treat her. 638 00:37:45,118 --> 00:37:46,786 This is what I was worried about. 639 00:37:46,911 --> 00:37:48,955 If this had happened at sea, she would be dead. 640 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,415 Oh, my God! 641 00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:53,418 We need you to sign the consent form, 642 00:37:53,918 --> 00:37:56,337 authorise us to amputate her arm. 643 00:38:16,482 --> 00:38:18,109 Subclavian access established. 644 00:38:18,234 --> 00:38:19,319 Temporary pacer ready. 645 00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:22,697 Don't need it. Push calcium chloride. It'll fix the heart block. 646 00:38:25,116 --> 00:38:26,951 Bradycardia was me. 647 00:38:27,660 --> 00:38:28,786 You did this? 648 00:38:30,038 --> 00:38:32,665 Her parents signed the consent form. 649 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,044 Amputate her arm. 650 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,273 What happened? 651 00:39:02,195 --> 00:39:06,032 You had a cardiac episode that required us to bring you into the OR. 652 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:07,492 That crisis resolved, but... 653 00:39:07,617 --> 00:39:09,160 What did you do? 654 00:39:09,285 --> 00:39:10,495 What did you do? 655 00:39:10,620 --> 00:39:13,456 During the surgery, we found cancer in a lymph node in your neck. 656 00:39:13,581 --> 00:39:14,874 So you cut off my arm? 657 00:39:14,999 --> 00:39:16,960 The cancer was already spreading. It had to be done. 658 00:39:17,627 --> 00:39:19,295 I told you I didn't want this. 659 00:39:19,420 --> 00:39:23,758 If we had waited until after the sail was over, you would have died. 660 00:39:24,467 --> 00:39:27,637 (CRYING) That record, that was everything. 661 00:39:27,762 --> 00:39:31,432 It wasn't everything. You have a life, a future... 662 00:39:31,557 --> 00:39:33,977 You weren't supposed to do this! How could you? 663 00:39:34,102 --> 00:39:35,937 Because we love you. 664 00:39:37,021 --> 00:39:38,231 I hate you. 665 00:39:38,481 --> 00:39:40,108 I hate both of you. 666 00:39:41,818 --> 00:39:42,944 Okay- 667 00:39:52,161 --> 00:39:53,329 My arm... 668 00:39:57,417 --> 00:39:58,584 (WEEPING) 669 00:40:08,594 --> 00:40:09,679 MY arm! 670 00:40:11,806 --> 00:40:13,141 Dr Masters. 671 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,561 Thank you. 672 00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:28,489 (ALARM CLOCK RINGING) 673 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:36,539 (ALARM CONTINUES RINGING) 674 00:40:47,759 --> 00:40:50,261 Someone has got their pouty face on. 675 00:40:51,554 --> 00:40:54,098 I did things no doctor in their right mind would do. 676 00:40:54,682 --> 00:40:55,725 Good. 677 00:40:56,601 --> 00:40:58,853 I manipulated, lied, forged, stole. 678 00:40:58,978 --> 00:41:02,065 I don't want to know the specifics. I might be called to testify. 679 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:10,573 I broke the rules because I believed I was right. 680 00:41:10,698 --> 00:41:11,699 You were right. 681 00:41:11,824 --> 00:41:13,785 Then why don't I feel good or satisfied? 682 00:41:13,910 --> 00:41:15,703 Instead I just feel like throwing up. 683 00:41:15,828 --> 00:41:17,663 And you're following me to ask 684 00:41:17,789 --> 00:41:20,875 how I break the rules and maintain my rosy demeanor? 685 00:41:21,000 --> 00:41:24,712 I didn't do it to be happy. I just thought I would be. 686 00:41:27,381 --> 00:41:30,134 Well, you can't always get what you want. 687 00:41:30,259 --> 00:41:32,178 To the victor, the spoils. 688 00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,430 Your bird recover okay? 689 00:41:34,555 --> 00:41:35,765 Physically, yes. 690 00:41:35,890 --> 00:41:38,226 Emotionally, it was a long night. 691 00:41:38,893 --> 00:41:40,603 Next week, ferrets? 692 00:41:43,689 --> 00:41:44,857 MARTHA: House. 693 00:41:48,820 --> 00:41:50,321 I can't do it. 694 00:41:51,989 --> 00:41:53,407 I'm leaving. 695 00:41:57,161 --> 00:41:58,371 Surgery? 696 00:42:01,582 --> 00:42:06,587 I don't know what I'm gonna do but I do know I don't want to be here. 697 00:42:16,556 --> 00:42:18,724 Nothing will ever be simple again. 698 00:42:22,228 --> 00:42:23,896 I'm fine with that. 699 00:42:41,038 --> 00:42:42,790 Oh! (CHICKEN CLUCKING) 700 00:42:45,293 --> 00:42:46,669 (LAUGHING)