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HOUSE: Book you
for 9:00 o'clock?
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Uh-huh.
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Take the day off.
All right.
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(BUZZING)
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(SIGHS)
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So, what did you do?
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You figured out I was in jail,
but you don't know why?
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I've been busy.
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Excessive prescribing.
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Not that busy.
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I know that you pled down
to excessive prescribing.
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My question was,
"What did you do?"
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Thirty-six-year-old, non-smoking,
junior high science teacher
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started coughing blood
in the middle of homeroom.
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(PAGERS BEEPING)
Uh...
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House says he's gonna be out
for the next three days.
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Sweet. If I go straight
to the airport,
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I can make Cabo
for last call.
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He also said to call him
if we find a case.
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- Which we didn't.
MARTHA: - What do you call this?
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It could be a case, it could be nothing.
Sadly, we'll just never know.
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MARTHA: - He's coughing blood.
- A lot of people are.
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Right now I have
to get to Vernon
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while there's still
enough powder to ski on.
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HOUSE: This is where a lesser man
would make a "black guy skiing" joke.
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You owe me a body shot.
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Make it fast, I'm driving.
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I don't want
to end up in jail, like
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a person should who used
their phone illegally while driving.
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MARTHA: Thirty-six-year-old
male with hemoptysis, headaches,
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- chills and chest pain.
- Where are you?
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On my way to the Greater Schenectady
Chili Cook-Off and Spud Gun Competition.
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TAUB:
That's your honeymoon?
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Nope. Dominika went to A.C.
with her boyfriend.
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MARTHA: ER ruled out bronchitis,
pneumonia and lung cancer.
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So, diagnosis boring.
It's epistaxis.
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It's a nose bleed. Blood runs
into his lungs, he coughs it back out.
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The flu explains
the rest of the symptoms.
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HOUSE: Going once,
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going twice...
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Toxic exposure to ammonia or sulphites
can traumatize the lungs,
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cause neuralgias or fevers.
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Fits better
because of his radiating chest pain.
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HOUSE: Sold to Masters.
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Do a home search for toxins.
Draw cultures for bacteria and fungi.
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You're married?
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You were gone so long.
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Green card.
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Thanks for not saying anything.
I just need some time to...
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I didn't do it for you.
Some puzzles are just too good to share.
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This is my exit.
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(SIGHS)
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Chili?
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Hate chili.
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Love spud guns.
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CHASE: You get nose bleeds?
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Yeah. Yeah.
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You think that's where
the blood came from?
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I don't just think it,
I hope it.
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When was the last
time it happened?
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At the quarterfinals.
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I coach volleyball,
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and during warm-ups,
I got hit in the nose a few months ago.
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- You coach volleyball in a gym?
- Yes.
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- With showers?
- Yes.
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Clean showers?
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Not particularly.
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Blood you
were coughing out wasn't blood.
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Dirty gym washroom
means Serratia infection.
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Your lungs are full
of red bacteria.
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You're right.
It was an interesting case.
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You start him on Levaquin, I'll start
looking for my good flip-flops.
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(COUGHING)
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I think that might be blood.
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What's this really
all about, House,
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as convincing as I find your deep
devotion to vegetable trajectory?
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First of all, it's a tuber.
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And you're just jealous
because your potato-related plans
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are more of the
serving-u p-fries variety.
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You did time,
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means your license
is suspended,
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which means your leave of absence
is definitely indefinite.
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What exactly are you
going back to?
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I'd only have
to serve up fries
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until the medical
board hearing.
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I stand corrected.
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You obviously
have a rich, full life waiting for you.
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I'll slow down the car
and you can roll out.
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I don't even have
a change of clothes.
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Damn.
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If only I had
planned for that.
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Okay, here's what I got.
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One, you were in jail
for six months,
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but you were gone
about a year.
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Which means that when you left,
you hadn't been arrested.
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Two, you enjoy being known
as a number.
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You don't want people
to know the real you
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'cause you think the real you is weak.
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You were running
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a bleeding heart medical
consulting business for illegals
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or some other
sympathetic underclass.
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No.
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Overclass?
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This interrogation thing
is getting annoying.
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Studies have shown
that un-annoying interrogations,
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50% less effective.
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Why are you so determined
to bring me to this competition?
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Why don't you
bring Wilson?
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Wilson thinks it's stupid.
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I think it's stupid!
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Junior year of high school,
you placed fourth
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in the West Virginia
All-County Science Fair.
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Your project,
clean combustion.
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Yeah. I also wore a training bra.
Things have changed.
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Not that much.
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I've been going to this contest
for four years.
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And for four years,
I've come second
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to a pissant
named Harold Lam.
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This is serious?
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Second!
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Okay-
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I can help you.
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But, I'm going to need
to make a personal stop along the way.
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What kind of stop?
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Personal. Did I
not mention that?
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FOREMAN: You gonna tell me
where you were last night?
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I ran into a friend.
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We had 50 bucks on the Bulls.
I had to eat a large pizza by myself.
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You missed me.
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Not as much
as I missed my $50.
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- Where'd you meet her?
- At the hospital.
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If it's Masters, just lie to me.
(SIGHING)
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It's the new CNA
in the third floor.
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The redhead? She's hot.
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Yeah, and I'm seeing her
again tomorrow night.
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I don't know
how you do it.
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Is it the cute, harmless vibe,
the self-deprecating humor,
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or just straight-up roofies?
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If you're interested,
I do seminars.
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No electric. No gas, either.
It's cold in here.
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The good thing is, I found a guy who
makes you look like a good roommate.
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(LAUGHS)
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Maybe hoarding's a symptom.
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Could be caused by brain injury,
or early onset Alzheimer's.
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FOREMAN: Most likely
that it's psychological.
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As to what's making
him cough blood,
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dealer's choice.
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Declutter Your Home.
The Hoarder's Handbook.
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He's hoarding books
on hoarding.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
Ugh.
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He doesn't have
running water.
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How does this guy live,
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let alone make it to work every day,
and teach a bunch of kids?
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Fridge is on. He's hooked it up
to a neighbor or something.
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Cat.
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(FLIES BUZZING)
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I might have to throw up.
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He'll wanna
keep that, too.
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Aspergillosis.
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Explains the coughing blood,
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and if he's fanned
small aspergillomas,
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it could explain
the headache and chest pain.
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I'll be in the car.
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THIRTEEN:
Okay. Turn right.
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You were writing bogus prescriptions
for medical marijuana.
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Please say no because you have to be
an idiot to actually screw that up.
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No.
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I mean, I was,
but I didn't get caught.
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I have to admit, you have one
of the best game faces I've ever seen.
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Also one of the best
game bodies.
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Pull over.
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Just a second.
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(INAUDIBLE)
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(EXHALES LOUDLY)
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Didn't know you were
a Jehovah's Witness.
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00:11:47,270 --> 00:11:50,315
Yeah, the weak lost faith
when Christ didn't return in '75,
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but I still believe.
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So you're really not gonna tell me
what just happened.
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I don't know about you,
but I'm starving.
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You broke into my home?
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We slowly pushed
into your home.
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So, what did you find?
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A compost heap
in your fridge.
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We think you
have aspergillosis.
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It's treatable
with anti-fungals.
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You do remarkably well
for living like you live.
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I use bottled water
and flashlights.
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Just like camping.
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Fun.
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We're also gonna need
a psych consult.
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I'm not a hoarder.
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Just a major slob.
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You save ear wax.
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You know, I'm actually kind of hurt
that you don't know what I did.
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I'm not worth bribing a court official
or hacking into police records?
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00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:03,679
What's the fun in that?
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00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:07,350
You could've at least hired
Cuddy's weird boyfriend.
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00:13:08,226 --> 00:13:09,977
- Lucas?
- Mmm-hmm.
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00:13:11,229 --> 00:13:12,688
You don't know?
201
00:13:12,814 --> 00:13:15,066
What, is he dead
or something?
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00:13:15,858 --> 00:13:17,026
No.
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00:13:19,070 --> 00:13:23,366
Actually, until a couple of weeks ago,
I was (Buddy's weird boyfriend.
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00:13:23,491 --> 00:13:24,534
(LAUGHING)
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You're gonna have to do
a lot better than that.
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00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:41,384
Are you okay?
207
00:13:42,593 --> 00:13:44,178
Yeah, I'm fine.
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00:13:45,805 --> 00:13:47,432
It's not a big deal.
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I killed a man.
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Psych eval gave us nothing.
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00:14:17,253 --> 00:14:20,756
So our patient is just an average Joe
with a 2-foot pile of used Q-tips?
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00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:22,967
Whatever he is,
he doesn't have aspergillosis.
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00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:24,802
Pain's intensified
and now he needs oxygen.
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00:14:24,927 --> 00:14:26,804
There's gotta be
all kinds of toxins in that place.
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00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:27,930
Exposure issues
don't make sense.
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00:14:28,055 --> 00:14:30,099
He's been here a full day,
he'd be getting better, not worse.
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00:14:30,224 --> 00:14:33,936
Unless exposure was keeping him
from getting worse.
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00:14:34,103 --> 00:14:35,897
Gas was off at his place.
How does he stay warm?
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00:14:36,063 --> 00:14:38,065
- Portable heater?
- Or portable gas heater,
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00:14:38,191 --> 00:14:39,567
which emits
carbon monoxide...
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00:14:39,692 --> 00:14:41,235
Which is a vasodilator.
222
00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:43,905
The low-grade exposure was actually
improving his lung capacity.
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00:14:44,030 --> 00:14:45,198
We bring him here,
he gets worse.
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00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:48,034
If we're right, don't need House
and we still get two days off.
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00:14:48,159 --> 00:14:49,285
CHASE: Still have to prove it.
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00:14:49,452 --> 00:14:52,663
Someone's gotta go back
into that place and test for CO.
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00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,124
Chase and I can go.
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00:14:57,835 --> 00:14:58,836
It's only fair.
229
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,630
Fairness is important.
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00:15:07,637 --> 00:15:09,514
You're awfully quiet.
231
00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:13,851
Sorry. It's just how I get around people
who've recently killed a man.
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00:15:13,976 --> 00:15:15,853
It wasn't...
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00:15:16,771 --> 00:15:17,939
You know, I've had
a pretty rough year.
234
00:15:18,064 --> 00:15:19,899
Do you think maybe we could just give
this whole thing a rest?
235
00:15:20,024 --> 00:15:21,943
You killed a man!
236
00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:26,030
You pled out to drugs.
237
00:15:26,989 --> 00:15:28,908
Hit and run,
under the influence.
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00:15:29,033 --> 00:15:30,493
The guy you kneed
in the groin
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00:15:30,618 --> 00:15:32,036
was your date who
dropped a dime on you.
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00:15:32,245 --> 00:15:34,372
I'm asking you
to let it go.
241
00:15:34,497 --> 00:15:37,083
Yeah, I really wish I was the kind
of person who could do that.
242
00:15:48,344 --> 00:15:49,387
Ruby, right?
243
00:15:50,054 --> 00:15:50,888
Yeah.
244
00:15:51,013 --> 00:15:52,932
Hey, how are you
liking PPTH?
245
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,850
It's great.
Everyone's so friendly.
246
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:57,144
Yeah. Especially Dr. Taub.
247
00:15:58,187 --> 00:16:02,483
Don't worry. I'm not gonna bust your
chops. I just wanna know one thing.
248
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:05,111
How did he get you
to go out with him?
249
00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:07,738
Why? ls there something...
250
00:16:07,863 --> 00:16:09,657
No, no, no. He's great.
251
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:12,326
You know, I'm just
asking because...
252
00:16:15,371 --> 00:16:16,956
Well, he's...
253
00:16:18,833 --> 00:16:20,001
Um...
254
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,796
You know what? Never mind.
It's none of my business.
255
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:25,089
You guys
have fun tonight.
256
00:16:25,214 --> 00:16:26,507
I'm not seeing him tonight.
257
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:28,175
We had plans
but, he canceled.
258
00:16:32,388 --> 00:16:33,723
(MUFFLED PUFF)
259
00:16:39,729 --> 00:16:40,938
(PUFFING)
260
00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:49,989
This thing's got
no fuel valve.
261
00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:52,241
Means you can't
regulate the input.
262
00:16:52,742 --> 00:16:55,119
What is this?
A barbeque lighter?
263
00:16:59,957 --> 00:17:01,709
Your gun sucks.
264
00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:14,722
MARTHA: We should treat this
like an archeological dig.
265
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:18,434
Grid the site,
excavate, catalog, analyze.
266
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:20,603
You like it here?
267
00:17:21,228 --> 00:17:22,730
What, you don't think
this is fascinating?
268
00:17:23,397 --> 00:17:26,734
Not nearly as fascinating as the fact
that you think it's fascinating.
269
00:17:26,859 --> 00:17:29,945
But this guy kept everything
he ever came into contact with.
270
00:17:30,071 --> 00:17:32,198
An interactive
life history.
271
00:17:32,365 --> 00:17:35,242
It's an indiscriminate
pile of rubbish.
272
00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:36,619
Mmm.
273
00:17:37,286 --> 00:17:39,455
For the most part,
so are our lives.
274
00:17:40,289 --> 00:17:41,374
(FLIES BUZZING)
275
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:42,667
(BEEPING)
276
00:17:42,958 --> 00:17:44,210
There's no
carbon monoxide.
277
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:46,962
A bit of a blow
to Foreman's exposure hypothesis.
278
00:17:47,088 --> 00:17:48,506
And my plan to get
out of here quickly.
279
00:17:50,716 --> 00:17:55,012
Maybe we don't just figure out
the "what," we figure out the "why."
280
00:17:55,137 --> 00:17:56,097
Then, maybe...
281
00:17:56,222 --> 00:17:58,891
From the size
and the undigested seeds,
282
00:17:59,100 --> 00:18:01,727
I'm guessing this
came from a raccoon.
283
00:18:02,061 --> 00:18:03,437
If you're thinking Q fever,
284
00:18:04,105 --> 00:18:05,231
it fits.
285
00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:06,440
So, why are you
still looking?
286
00:18:06,565 --> 00:18:08,818
Well, we only
found one thing.
287
00:18:08,943 --> 00:18:10,194
And it fits perfectly.
288
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:11,362
Yeah, but that
doesn't mean it's...
289
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:16,075
Chase?
290
00:18:30,005 --> 00:18:31,298
(PANTING HEAVILY)
291
00:18:37,513 --> 00:18:39,724
CHASE: You missed
something at his place.
292
00:18:40,224 --> 00:18:41,684
His wife.
293
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:42,852
294
00:18:42,977 --> 00:18:44,019
I didn't know
where you were.
295
00:18:44,145 --> 00:18:47,022
I'm so sorry.
I couldn't get home.
296
00:18:47,898 --> 00:18:48,899
You Okay?
297
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,985
We think you both
have Q fever.
298
00:18:51,110 --> 00:18:52,820
We found raccoon feces
in the kitchen cupboard.
299
00:18:52,945 --> 00:18:55,114
We're gonna start you
on doxycycline.
300
00:18:55,448 --> 00:18:56,866
Why wouldn't you tell us you're married?
301
00:18:57,032 --> 00:18:58,951
BRIAN: Fewer people
who know about it, the easier it is.
302
00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:00,244
When can I go back?
303
00:19:00,494 --> 00:19:02,329
She gets anxious
when she's away from her things.
304
00:19:02,455 --> 00:19:03,998
She's the hoarder.
He just lives there.
305
00:19:04,790 --> 00:19:05,916
Q" Purpose?
306
00:19:08,878 --> 00:19:10,713
She's my wife.
307
00:19:13,841 --> 00:19:15,050
(SIGHING)
308
00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:16,969
How do they not have
half-inch drill bits?
309
00:19:17,094 --> 00:19:19,597
By the way,
Harold's probably gonna hit on you.
310
00:19:19,722 --> 00:19:23,809
Everything I have, he wants.
Just turn him down flat.
311
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:25,436
- Unless...
- Yes.
312
00:19:25,561 --> 00:19:28,814
Let's stop shopping. I'll just do him
and get him to throw the contest.
313
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,691
I'm not suggest...
314
00:19:32,151 --> 00:19:34,069
Would you do that?
315
00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:35,988
How is this thing judged?
316
00:19:36,113 --> 00:19:38,783
Hang time, distance
and accuracy.
317
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:39,867
Okay, how about this?
318
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,995
You met a guy in a club,
you brought him home, he ODed.
319
00:19:43,162 --> 00:19:45,456
So, the guy now writhing
on his front porch
320
00:19:45,581 --> 00:19:47,625
was the dealer
who sold you the faulty goods.
321
00:19:47,750 --> 00:19:48,709
Categories weighted
the same?
322
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:49,835
Yup.
323
00:19:49,960 --> 00:19:52,046
Screw accuracy, we're gonna double
distance and hang time.
324
00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:53,506
Beat Harold on points.
325
00:19:53,631 --> 00:19:55,716
We need raw power.
Where's the fertilizer?
326
00:19:57,301 --> 00:19:58,803
By all means, Kaczynski.
327
00:20:01,847 --> 00:20:03,140
(SHOWER RUNNING)
328
00:20:13,567 --> 00:20:14,902
CHASE: Hi.
329
00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:16,529
You and Taub
sharing phones now?
330
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:18,531
He's seeing the redhead
on the third floor.
331
00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:21,700
Please tell me you're not talking about
the hot, new CNA with the dimples.
332
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:22,827
She confirmed it.
333
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:26,831
What she didn't confirm
was her date tonight. He bailed on her.
334
00:20:26,997 --> 00:20:28,916
He's standing her up. He must have
something better going on.
335
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:31,585
Better than sex with a 22-year-old?
(SNORTS)
336
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:32,753
Who's RT-92?
337
00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,130
Presumably a 21-year-old.
338
00:20:35,256 --> 00:20:37,383
Whoever it is, Taub's meeting him
at my place at 8:00,
339
00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:39,385
which is usually
when I go to the gym.
340
00:20:41,011 --> 00:20:42,429
Guess you'll be
missing spin class.
341
00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,182
(SHOWER STOPS)
342
00:20:47,601 --> 00:20:50,521
ANNOUNCER: Okay, contestants.
Field is now open for practice.
343
00:20:50,646 --> 00:20:51,981
You've got one hour.
Have fun.
344
00:20:52,106 --> 00:20:55,568
Schedule 80 PVC
is pressure-rated for 220 psi.
345
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:59,071
Fuel valve 300.
We can easily push it to 250.
346
00:20:59,196 --> 00:21:01,782
Have your friend, Harold,
peeing in his pants.
347
00:21:14,253 --> 00:21:15,212
(MUFFLED BLAST)
348
00:21:18,841 --> 00:21:20,301
Damn.
349
00:21:22,219 --> 00:21:23,929
Be cool.
350
00:21:38,611 --> 00:21:39,862
Harold.
351
00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:41,947
House.
352
00:21:42,364 --> 00:21:43,699
You look good.
353
00:21:44,116 --> 00:21:45,618
I like that jacket on you.
354
00:21:46,076 --> 00:21:47,411
Thanks.
355
00:21:48,329 --> 00:21:49,914
You filled out a little.
356
00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:51,665
Who's the babe?
357
00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,169
(SPITTING)
358
00:21:55,294 --> 00:21:57,129
She's the boot
in your ass.
359
00:21:57,296 --> 00:22:01,550
Perhaps you've heard of famed
Russian physicist, Olga Petrovich.
360
00:22:03,969 --> 00:22:06,430
Olga Petrovich
is 72-years-old.
361
00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:10,267
And her granddaughter
362
00:22:10,434 --> 00:22:13,187
works in a little
place called JPL.
363
00:22:14,146 --> 00:22:16,273
I did an internship
there last summer.
364
00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:19,735
She killed a man.
365
00:22:19,985 --> 00:22:21,195
(CRYING OUT)
366
00:22:24,698 --> 00:22:26,992
I'm guessing she didn't do it
with a spud gun.
367
00:22:27,117 --> 00:22:30,204
Just a bad
combustion valve.
368
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,502
Shut up.
369
00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:39,421
(SOFT CHUCKLING)
370
00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:46,095
(KISSING)
371
00:22:46,971 --> 00:22:48,097
On my sofa.
372
00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:49,515
Oh!
373
00:22:50,391 --> 00:22:51,475
Hey.
374
00:22:56,105 --> 00:22:57,690
You remember my wife?
375
00:22:57,815 --> 00:22:59,274
Hi, Eric.
376
00:23:02,027 --> 00:23:03,821
Hey.
377
00:23:03,946 --> 00:23:05,823
RT-92.
378
00:23:20,379 --> 00:23:22,548
I hope you like rhubarb.
379
00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:27,052
We're celebrating.
380
00:23:27,177 --> 00:23:28,971
We're going rogue.
381
00:23:29,847 --> 00:23:32,891
We rip out the combustion valve,
replace it with this,
382
00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:36,812
so there's enough pressure
to blow out at maximum velocity.
383
00:23:36,937 --> 00:23:39,106
Turning the spud
384
00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:40,941
into spudnik.
385
00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:42,735
What do we
use for discs?
386
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:46,238
Here's a hint.
I actually hate rhubarb.
387
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:49,533
Pie tins.
388
00:23:50,242 --> 00:23:52,327
You're a genius.
389
00:23:56,623 --> 00:23:58,000
You know that
I'm a doctor?
390
00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:01,211
Any interest I have in the human body
is purely clinical.
391
00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:03,338
Yeah, that line never
works for me, either.
392
00:24:04,006 --> 00:24:06,341
That line always
works for you.
393
00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:10,679
(EXHALING LOUDLY)
394
00:24:18,937 --> 00:24:20,689
So what did you do?
395
00:24:23,317 --> 00:24:24,151
No more guessing?
396
00:24:24,276 --> 00:24:25,778
I need to know.
397
00:24:32,409 --> 00:24:33,660
I could make
some phone calls,
398
00:24:33,786 --> 00:24:36,747
see if we can speed up
your medical board hearing.
399
00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:38,499
In the meantime,
400
00:24:38,624 --> 00:24:41,794
no one can stop me
from hiring an assistant.
401
00:24:54,056 --> 00:24:56,308
You were right
this morning.
402
00:25:00,062 --> 00:25:03,232
I met a guy at a coffee shop,
we went back to my place,
403
00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,776
and he v Dad.
404
00:25:08,904 --> 00:25:09,988
Damn.
405
00:25:10,697 --> 00:25:13,033
Could've saved myself
a job offer.
406
00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:16,328
We both acted
like idiots.
407
00:25:16,453 --> 00:25:18,580
And I ended up
doing time.
408
00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:22,209
Guess he did more.
409
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:37,808
BRIAN: When we first moved into the
house, we had people over all the time.
410
00:25:38,600 --> 00:25:41,937
And then she just
started collecting things.
411
00:25:42,354 --> 00:25:44,064
I figured
it was a hobby.
412
00:25:44,481 --> 00:25:46,733
Piles turned
into art projects,
413
00:25:47,651 --> 00:25:50,612
and art projects
turned into what you saw.
414
00:25:54,741 --> 00:25:56,451
So why do you stay?
415
00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:01,373
To everyone else,
the world is full of junk.
416
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:05,210
Meaningless, ugly,
broken things.
417
00:26:05,335 --> 00:26:07,254
But to Nina,
418
00:26:07,379 --> 00:26:08,755
every shape,
419
00:26:10,299 --> 00:26:12,634
every color,
texture, smell,
420
00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,512
they all tell a story.
421
00:26:15,637 --> 00:26:18,223
They're all
worth treasuring.
422
00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:20,225
I wouldn't wish what she has on anyone,
423
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:22,728
but every now and then,
I get a glimpse
424
00:26:22,895 --> 00:26:25,314
of what she sees,
425
00:26:26,565 --> 00:26:28,192
and it helps.
426
00:26:36,366 --> 00:26:38,202
Your lungs are
clearing up nicely.
427
00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:41,246
Respiratory rate's normal,
temp's nonnal.
428
00:26:41,371 --> 00:26:44,124
(SIGHS) Looks like you're gonna be fine.
(BEEPING)
429
00:26:48,170 --> 00:26:49,504
Is she okay?
430
00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:52,257
Something's wrong
with her heart.
431
00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:53,425
(BEEPING ACCELERATING)
432
00:27:03,352 --> 00:27:04,770
(SOBBING SOFTLY)
433
00:27:30,504 --> 00:27:33,298
The husband is fine, the wife is worse.
She had a heart attack.
434
00:27:33,423 --> 00:27:35,592
Her heart attack
could be from a complication.
435
00:27:35,717 --> 00:27:39,763
Q fever would've caused congestive heart
failure, not myocardial infarction.
436
00:27:39,888 --> 00:27:42,641
So she had Q fever and something else
that causes heart attack?
437
00:27:42,766 --> 00:27:45,227
And the hoarding.
Now that the wife is the only patient,
438
00:27:45,352 --> 00:27:46,561
hoard is back
on the board.
439
00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:48,522
Or we were wrong
about Q fever.
440
00:27:48,647 --> 00:27:50,023
I don't buy that
it's just a coincidence.
441
00:27:50,148 --> 00:27:52,985
It's not a coincidence.
Diagnosis X caused the hoarding,
442
00:27:53,110 --> 00:27:55,028
which caused the Q fever
when the raccoons came
443
00:27:55,153 --> 00:27:56,822
to spend spring break
at her house.
444
00:27:57,030 --> 00:27:58,490
Now all we have
to do is solve for X.
445
00:27:58,615 --> 00:28:01,576
I remember somebody saying
that hoarding could be a symptom.
446
00:28:01,702 --> 00:28:03,078
We should do an MRI.
447
00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:05,163
Hydrogen sulphide.
448
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:08,583
It's given off
by eggs and rotting food,
449
00:28:08,709 --> 00:28:10,919
long-term exposure could
cause the pulmonary issues,
450
00:28:11,044 --> 00:28:12,212
- headaches...
CHASE: - And the heart attack.
451
00:28:12,337 --> 00:28:14,381
Hydrogen sulphide
is also a vasodilator.
452
00:28:14,506 --> 00:28:17,175
Which my crack team
never tested the place for,
453
00:28:17,384 --> 00:28:20,137
whereas half my crack team
never tested the place for people.
454
00:28:20,262 --> 00:28:22,681
MARTHA:
So we should go back. Check it out.
455
00:28:22,806 --> 00:28:25,142
Might be safer to just assume
we're right and start treatment.
456
00:28:25,267 --> 00:28:28,729
HOUSE: Go with God.
And some air freshener.
457
00:28:28,854 --> 00:28:30,355
You know,
maybe Taub was right,
458
00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,857
so I'm gonna
stay here with him
459
00:28:32,190 --> 00:28:33,567
and help him with the MRI.
460
00:28:41,325 --> 00:28:42,659
(BLASTING)
461
00:28:45,162 --> 00:28:47,080
ANNOUNCER:
Shine up your spuds, folks.
462
00:28:47,205 --> 00:28:49,750
We're gonna start shooting for hang time
in just a few minutes.
463
00:28:50,667 --> 00:28:52,419
Okay, wind's coming
from the south-east.
464
00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:55,047
So we're gonna have to aim
five degrees to the left.
465
00:28:55,172 --> 00:28:57,215
THIRTEEN: We're gonna
break 14 seconds. I can feel it.
466
00:28:58,258 --> 00:29:01,261
When I was 10 or 11, my dad
used to take us to this county fair,
467
00:29:02,179 --> 00:29:04,181
and there was this kid.
468
00:29:05,182 --> 00:29:06,600
What?
469
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:08,226
Who's "us"?
470
00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:11,271
My mom and me.
471
00:29:13,857 --> 00:29:16,777
Your mom,
who had advanced-stage Huntington's.
472
00:29:19,071 --> 00:29:22,240
You have a sibling,
which you've never mentioned.
473
00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:25,660
Why did you slip up now?
474
00:29:25,786 --> 00:29:28,163
Not everything
means something.
475
00:29:28,288 --> 00:29:31,083
We're gonna be up soon.
I wanna check the pressure.
476
00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:39,007
You don't wake up in the middle of
the night to cry over a dead stranger.
477
00:29:39,132 --> 00:29:41,802
You don't confess to killing a man
and then hide the details
478
00:29:41,927 --> 00:29:46,473
unless the details reveal more about you
than the crime itself.
479
00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:49,184
You pled down to drugs,
480
00:29:50,060 --> 00:29:52,187
you've got a horrible genetic disease
481
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:55,440
and a sibling
who's suddenly on your mind.
482
00:29:58,318 --> 00:30:01,488
You euthanized your brother.
483
00:30:01,738 --> 00:30:03,532
And the guy back at the house
was the doctor
484
00:30:03,657 --> 00:30:06,201
who wouldn't help
you cover it up.
485
00:30:08,453 --> 00:30:10,997
Guy back at the house,
he's my cellmate's boyfriend.
486
00:30:11,123 --> 00:30:13,250
He cheated on her
when she was inside.
487
00:30:15,293 --> 00:30:17,921
But I was right
about everything else?
488
00:30:20,340 --> 00:30:22,217
Congratulations.
489
00:30:39,192 --> 00:30:40,777
You're mad.
490
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:42,737
No.
491
00:30:42,946 --> 00:30:45,031
Actually,
I'm impressed.
492
00:30:45,157 --> 00:30:49,536
Messing around on a 22-year-old hottie
with your wife, on my sofa.
493
00:30:49,911 --> 00:30:51,079
You're a full-throttle
head case.
494
00:30:51,204 --> 00:30:53,165
I was doing you
a solid with the sofa.
495
00:30:53,290 --> 00:30:54,207
Rachel wanted
to do it in your bed.
496
00:30:55,625 --> 00:30:57,377
You've got
the memory foam top.
497
00:30:57,502 --> 00:30:59,087
Let's make this
really simple.
498
00:30:59,212 --> 00:31:02,424
If I own it,
I don't want you doing it on it.
499
00:31:03,300 --> 00:31:06,303
You might wanna
get rid of your kitchen table.
500
00:31:07,721 --> 00:31:09,764
Look, I'm sorry.
But it was worth it.
501
00:31:09,890 --> 00:31:10,974
Yeah, I bet.
502
00:31:11,141 --> 00:31:12,893
You get to mess with her
physically and emotionally.
503
00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:14,102
I still care about her.
504
00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:16,313
Not enough to let her
move on with her life.
505
00:31:19,399 --> 00:31:21,318
And while we're talking
about your bad ideas,
506
00:31:21,443 --> 00:31:23,195
MRI is clean.
507
00:31:24,112 --> 00:31:28,617
There has to be some kind
of inciting psychological incident.
508
00:31:29,326 --> 00:31:30,619
This is perfect for you.
509
00:31:31,369 --> 00:31:33,246
You get all the human interaction
you crave
510
00:31:33,371 --> 00:31:35,207
without any actual
human interaction.
511
00:31:35,332 --> 00:31:37,667
She was a cheerleader. Hah.
512
00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:39,920
You know, when you're interested
in something and nobody else is,
513
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:41,922
the polite thing
is to keep it to yourself.
514
00:31:42,047 --> 00:31:44,633
Popular, beautiful,
gregarious.
515
00:31:44,758 --> 00:31:49,179
Hydrogen sulphide is about two parts
per billion, the size of a healthy fart.
516
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:54,935
I'll be back
for you in July.
517
00:32:15,288 --> 00:32:17,791
He couldn't
do it himself.
518
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:19,709
He was...
519
00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:21,294
The disease had
progressed too far.
520
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:22,963
He was flailing,
521
00:32:23,088 --> 00:32:26,508
he didn't have any control
over his own body.
522
00:32:29,302 --> 00:32:32,806
He'd pretty much lost control
of his mind, too,
523
00:32:34,266 --> 00:32:38,645
but every once in a while,
he would have a few seconds of lucidity.
524
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,274
He turned to me,
and he said,
525
00:32:43,066 --> 00:32:44,484
"it's time."
526
00:32:47,195 --> 00:32:48,989
I hooked up the IV,
527
00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:51,116
(SIGHING)
528
00:32:51,283 --> 00:32:53,577
I used gloves.
I knew they'd get me on the drugs,
529
00:32:53,702 --> 00:32:56,913
but they couldn't prove
who pushed the plunger.
530
00:32:58,331 --> 00:32:59,457
(CRYING)
531
00:33:09,467 --> 00:33:12,429
I put in the needle,
and he just
532
00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:16,016
9011 quiet.
533
00:33:16,933 --> 00:33:18,602
And it was over.
534
00:33:23,231 --> 00:33:25,066
And I was alone.
535
00:33:27,736 --> 00:33:31,197
And one day,
I will be that sick,
536
00:33:31,323 --> 00:33:34,409
and there will be no one there
when it's time.
537
00:33:54,596 --> 00:33:56,097
(CHUCKLING NERVOUSLY)
538
00:33:57,349 --> 00:34:00,310
I didn't expect
compassion from you.
539
00:34:00,435 --> 00:34:02,354
I would've taken
commiseration.
540
00:34:02,479 --> 00:34:05,482
Hell, I would've
taken revulsion.
541
00:34:05,649 --> 00:34:08,485
Any emotional
engagement at all.
542
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:15,533
It's no wonder
Cuddy broke up with you.
543
00:34:38,556 --> 00:34:42,894
ANNOUNCER: Folks, Chad Mochrie just
won first place in the Chili Cook-Off.
544
00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:47,148
Congratulations, Chad,
that cocoa powder really did it.
545
00:34:48,483 --> 00:34:50,902
HAROLD: Dumped in a field
in Schenectady. Ouch!
546
00:34:52,070 --> 00:34:53,363
You mind if I
make a move?
547
00:34:53,947 --> 00:34:55,073
I know she's
out of my league,
548
00:34:55,198 --> 00:34:57,325
but she's at a spud gun contest
with a soon to be
549
00:34:57,450 --> 00:34:59,285
five-time runner-up,
550
00:34:59,411 --> 00:35:02,372
so she's probably got
some self-esteem issues.
551
00:35:10,505 --> 00:35:11,715
You wouldn't.
552
00:35:48,543 --> 00:35:49,586
So?
553
00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:52,046
Warning.
554
00:35:52,172 --> 00:35:53,339
They gave you a warning?
555
00:35:53,465 --> 00:35:55,425
Well, it turns out
our friend, Harold,
556
00:35:55,550 --> 00:35:58,303
felt up the Sheriff's daughter
last night at the potato mash mixer,
557
00:35:58,428 --> 00:36:00,805
so Sheriff's feeling
kind of ambivalent.
558
00:36:01,806 --> 00:36:04,476
You always get
your way, don't you?
559
00:36:06,186 --> 00:36:07,937
Not always.
560
00:36:11,149 --> 00:36:14,736
Today would have been
our one-year anniversary.
561
00:36:15,612 --> 00:36:16,821
Hmm.
562
00:36:17,739 --> 00:36:20,784
Which is an incredibly
arbitrary thing to celebrate.
563
00:36:26,164 --> 00:36:27,332
If you want to get
to the bottom of something,
564
00:36:27,457 --> 00:36:29,542
you literally have to dig down
to the bottom.
565
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:32,462
So, stratigraphically,
566
00:36:32,587 --> 00:36:35,673
the oldest stuff I found
was in the bedroom,
567
00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:38,593
and the oldest stuff in the bedroom
was in the closet.
568
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:41,346
And at the bottom
of the closet...
569
00:36:45,558 --> 00:36:46,601
Tell me about this.
570
00:36:52,357 --> 00:36:54,609
MARTHA: We have a new
symptom, infertility.
571
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:56,444
They wanted kids
but couldn't have them.
572
00:36:56,569 --> 00:36:58,822
She started collecting things
to fill the void.
573
00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:00,740
We should run
a full hormone blood panel.
574
00:37:00,865 --> 00:37:02,575
Hey, Harriet the Spy,
575
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,244
before you get
too full of yourself,
576
00:37:04,369 --> 00:37:06,120
you might want
to go back to Bio 101.
577
00:37:06,246 --> 00:37:07,747
It takes two to not tango.
578
00:37:07,956 --> 00:37:10,250
TAUB: Hubby could be
shooting blanks.
579
00:37:10,416 --> 00:37:13,837
So, either it's a new symptom
that will help us save her life,
580
00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:15,213
or it's a complete
waste of time.
581
00:37:16,673 --> 00:37:19,259
Figure out which is fried,
the bacon or the eggs.
582
00:37:19,467 --> 00:37:20,593
I'll start
the hormone work-up.
583
00:37:20,718 --> 00:37:23,096
THIRTEEN:
There's another option.
584
00:37:23,304 --> 00:37:25,098
FOREMAN: - House, who's that?
- Radio.
585
00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:27,350
FOREMAN: Sounded
a lot like Thirteen.
586
00:37:27,475 --> 00:37:29,269
It's a Thirteen tribute band,
587
00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:31,855
with their new song,
I Got A Better Theory Than Masters.
588
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:33,481
THIRTEEN:
She said they never had kids.
589
00:37:33,606 --> 00:37:34,774
Oh, my God.
590
00:37:34,899 --> 00:37:36,150
Where the hell
have you been?
591
00:37:36,276 --> 00:37:37,694
I think we've all
got something
592
00:37:37,819 --> 00:37:39,571
a little more important
to worry about than...
593
00:37:39,696 --> 00:37:42,490
CHASE: No, we don't.
She's been missing for a year.
594
00:37:42,615 --> 00:37:45,285
And you can ask her all about it
when she comes in on Monday.
595
00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:47,370
Monday? This Monday?
596
00:37:47,495 --> 00:37:48,746
THIRTEEN: Can I talk?
597
00:37:48,872 --> 00:37:52,125
She said they never had kids,
and you all jumped to infertility.
598
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:54,919
You never considered
the other option.
599
00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:03,136
And the bitch is back.
600
00:38:10,101 --> 00:38:12,645
We think you have
Ehlers-Danlos syndrome.
601
00:38:13,313 --> 00:38:15,398
It would explain
the symptoms.
602
00:38:16,524 --> 00:38:19,235
It also causes miscarriages.
603
00:38:21,946 --> 00:38:25,491
Is that something
you think you might have?
604
00:38:37,754 --> 00:38:39,672
Were you pregnant?
605
00:38:43,509 --> 00:38:45,094
(IN A BROKEN VOICE)
Three times.
606
00:38:49,474 --> 00:38:52,143
MARTHA: The miscarriages
trigger the hoarding.
607
00:38:52,560 --> 00:38:55,563
Hoarding eventually
made you sick, too.
608
00:38:57,649 --> 00:38:59,025
Can you cure her?
609
00:38:59,150 --> 00:39:03,154
We can treat the physical symptoms
as they arise,
610
00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:05,281
make her life
a lot better,
611
00:39:05,657 --> 00:39:07,533
but the hoarding,
612
00:39:08,743 --> 00:39:10,787
we're the wrong
kind of doctors.
613
00:39:14,874 --> 00:39:16,542
(SHAKILY) You lied to me?
614
00:39:17,669 --> 00:39:19,128
For nine years?
615
00:39:21,464 --> 00:39:23,675
I was so afraid
of losing you.
616
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:30,598
What have I ever done
to make you afraid of that?
617
00:39:36,479 --> 00:39:38,606
I need to get some air.
618
00:39:41,985 --> 00:39:43,486
(CRYING)
619
00:39:56,624 --> 00:39:57,709
I've been selfish.
620
00:39:57,834 --> 00:40:02,380
I need to let
you move on.
621
00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:06,968
I think we should
stop seeing each other.
622
00:40:07,969 --> 00:40:09,721
No.
623
00:40:12,181 --> 00:40:13,266
I just want you to be...
624
00:40:13,391 --> 00:40:14,934
The last time
you got all noble on me,
625
00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:17,478
we ended up
dividing our dishes.
626
00:40:17,603 --> 00:40:19,647
This time, I want
to make the decision.
627
00:40:21,232 --> 00:40:22,692
You don't feel
weird about this?
628
00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:25,653
Of course I feel
weird about this.
629
00:40:25,778 --> 00:40:28,406
It's confusing,
and messy,
630
00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:31,951
and dirty, dumb.
631
00:40:32,118 --> 00:40:35,163
But we spent our whole lives trying
to do everything right, and it sucked.
632
00:40:35,371 --> 00:40:36,330
Wasn't all bad.
633
00:40:36,456 --> 00:40:37,540
It sucked, Chris.
634
00:40:38,541 --> 00:40:40,501
And this,
635
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:42,336
whatever it is,
636
00:40:43,046 --> 00:40:44,380
it's fun.
637
00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,049
So,
638
00:40:46,174 --> 00:40:49,343
I'm not taking
advantage of you?
639
00:40:50,261 --> 00:40:51,971
The fun is fading.
640
00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:55,850
You know,
641
00:40:57,643 --> 00:41:00,480
there's something
seriously wrong with us.
642
00:41:02,440 --> 00:41:03,775
I know.
643
00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:02,708
Home sweet home.
644
00:42:06,420 --> 00:42:08,673
You owe me
87 bucks for gas.
645
00:42:20,143 --> 00:42:21,853
I'll kill you.
646
00:42:25,106 --> 00:42:28,109
When the time comes,
if you want me to.
647
00:42:32,822 --> 00:42:34,240
I'd do it now
if you like.
648
00:42:34,824 --> 00:42:36,951
Yeah. I've got a baseball bat
in the back.
649
00:42:51,424 --> 00:42:53,259
I'll see you Monday.