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RYAN: One small
step for man.
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CHRIS: One giant waste
of your monthly allowance.
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Safety's disengaged.
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We are go for launch
in five, four, three, two, one.
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That was
freaking awesome!
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CHRIS: Whoa.
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RYAN: Aw, jeez,
come on.
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My father's
gonna kill me.
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Can I film that, too?
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Whoa.
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RYAN: What?
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(GASPS)
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Oh, man.
Is that guy dead?
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I think so.
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(SCREAMING)
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Get the rest of
the flames out!
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(GROANING)
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You gonna be okay,
mister?
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(SIZZLING)
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It smells like...
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Like liquorice?
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Think House is
coming in today?
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Maybe if we start offering
spa treatments.
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MARTHA: He already jumped
off of a hotel balcony.
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Who knows what
he'll do next?
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Ride some kind
of prostitute chariot to work?
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(HONKING HORN)
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First person to offer me
an interesting case gets to ride her,
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single or double team.
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My scooter.
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Which now said out
loud sounds even more inappropriate.
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Seriously?
You're bringing them to work now?
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23-year-old
homeless man brought
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into the ER with
burn injuries and...
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Let me guess.
The diagnosis was fire?
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He said his burning flesh
smelt like liquorice
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and the ER antiseptics
like blueberry muffins.
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Cool.
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Dysosmia could be anything
from an environmental factor
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to an early sign
of a degenerative brain disease.
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Smells like a winner.
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Okay, you and Chase go check out
the park where they found him.
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You two, load him up with prednisone,
give him an odor ID test.
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If he's still mistaking
his body odors for candy,
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problem's definitely
in his brain.
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Also find out what else
he's lying about,
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since I'm assuming
Ferris Bueller is not his real name.
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Why?
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Seriously, who is that?
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They say he's
a righteous dude.
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And before I forget,
I want you to meet Dominika.
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She's about to become
a permanent member of Team House.
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Nice to be meetings
you all.
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Doing what exactly?
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Me.
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We're getting
married on Friday.
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Mount up.
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I don't think that
two people are supposed...
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Living on the edge,
baby doll.
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(HONKING HORN)
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- How's the arm?
-Hmm?
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It hurts.
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Do I have to
check out now?
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Not until we figure out
why your sense of smell is off.
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When was the first
time you noticed it?
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Maybe a couple months ago.
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FOREMAN: We also need you
to tell us your real name
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so we can review
your medical records.
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I didn't ask to come here.
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Okay, I'm not paying
for any of this.
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Don't worry,
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I don't think the collection agency
has an office in the park.
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I don't have
a medical history.
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I've always been healthy.
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What about those scars
and burn marks?
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Lean forward.
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(PATIENT SIGHS)
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My Dad.
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We didn't exactly get along
when I was a kid.
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How many times
were you hospitalized?
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Never.
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He was good at it.
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Made sure he
never did anything
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that couldn't be covered up
by a sweatshirt.
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I'm sorry.
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(LAUGHS) No, don't be.
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I'm not.
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The past is the past, that's why
I don't like talking about it.
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(WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON PA)
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You can't ride
that thing in here.
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Speaking of things,
I'm having one on Friday.
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If you want to drop by,
we'd love to have you.
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No pressure.
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You're still
standing on it.
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So I am.
Perhaps you're not familiar
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with the New Jersey
handicap ordinances.
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Or perhaps I am.
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They apply to wheelchairs
and powered scooters only. Not toys.
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Have you any idea
how much this toy costs?
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I don't care.
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For some reason,
my leg's been hurting a lot this week.
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For some reason,
I still don't care.
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Fine. I'll return it.
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Do I have to
walk it out of here?
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Stop.
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I'll make an exception,
for your leg.
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But next time,
check with me first.
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Congratulations
on your engagement.
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I hear
a strange voice.
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A very soft-looking man.
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Must be the Wilson.
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HOUSE: I know
we said no secrets,
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but I think I need to take this alone,
honey bunny.
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Okay-
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Nice to be meeting you.
(CHUCKLING)
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You're trying to
screw with Cuddy.
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Yeah, it's the classic
"you dumped me
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"so I'm gonna get married
a week later" ruse.
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'Cause not only
is she that stupid,
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but apparently
I'm that stupid.
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Then what?
You're openly mocking marriage?
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Trying to prove
it means nothing?
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It doesn't,
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but you proved that
yourself years ago.
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I'd love to keep guessing,
but I've got people with tumors waiting.
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Why do you want us
to think that you're getting married?
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Only one theory left.
I am.
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Dominika needs
a green card.
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So you're just doing some random
stranger a favor? It's illegal.
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People go to jail for that,
pay huge fines.
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Have you seen me
practice medicine?
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You know how much it costs
to have a live-in maid,
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personal assistant,
cook, massage therapist, whore?
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I do.
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She's willing
to work four days a week for free.
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It's gonna save me
about $33,000,
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and all I have to do
is say two stupid words, "I do."
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And if she doesn't
see it this way?
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Ironclad pre-nup.
We go our separate ways.
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Your stunned look,
I take it, is your way
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of saying,
"Brilliant idea, House."
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MARTHA: Wow.
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You look different.
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The prednisone has
had time to work,
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so we need to give you
the odor ID test now.
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Sure.
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We need you to tell us
what you smell.
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(SNIFFS) on.
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Something spoiled,
maybe rotting meat?
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It's baby powder.
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I kind of like that one.
Peppermint?
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It's extremely
bad body odor.
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You got to admit,
that one's kind of a good deal for me.
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My backpack. Oh.
Where'd you find it?
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In the park,
right next to a big pile of questions.
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TAUB: What kind of
drugs you shooting up?
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Vitamin supplements. I've been trying
to boost my immune system.
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All right, test me if
you don't believe me.
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TAUB: Ferris tell you
his real name yet?
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Peter Johnson.
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Danny Jennings.
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I bought those books used.
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All from the same guy?
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I'm sorry, but I think
I should check out now and...
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(GROANS)
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What's wrong?
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DANNY: Oh, my stomach...
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FOREMAN:
Gastrointestinal bleeding.
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Is anyone else
disturbed by this?
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FOREMAN: What?
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She offered.
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Danny may have lied
about his name,
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but he was telling the truth
about the vials.
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Tests confirm they were
vitamin A and B-12.
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He also enjoys vitamin H.
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Kid's a junkie.
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TAUB: Tox screens were
negative for drug use.
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His hair wasn't.
I had it tested.
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Because unlike Santa
and the Easter bunny,
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homeless, non-mentally ill
20-somethings
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without drug problems
don't exist.
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He was a heavy user
sometime in the last five months.
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(CHUCKLING) Wow, that was incredible.
Thank you.
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No, thank you. I like men
with the big, strong, sexy feet.
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He really puts
the mani in the pedi.
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FOREMAN:
If he has a history of snorting heroin,
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he could've caused
the dysosmia himself.
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But we still need to explain
the bleeding in his GI tract.
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Vitamin injections
could have caused that.
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Hypervitaminosis A
syndrome.
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So his symptoms
aren't connected?
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House, you buying this?
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Not usually.
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But this guy has been sleeping
on a bed of dog poop.
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I wouldn't be surprised
if he's got six different symptoms
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for six different
reasons.
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The bleed could be caused
by a GI obstruction.
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HOUSE: Vitamin OD makes sense
and it's easier to treat.
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Give him tocopherol and zinc
supplements for the excess vitamin A.
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If we're right,
he could go homeless tomorrow.
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00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:50,440
And if we're wrong, his intestines
could get further distressed
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while we ignore
the GI obstruction.
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See what happens
when women don't have
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to serve men to
stay in the country?
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They get all uppity.
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This is why we
invented green cards.
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Go x-ray
the guy's abdomen,
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if it'll make
you feel all equal.
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I need a favor.
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I want to add
my fiancée's name
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to my health insurance
a few days early.
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00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:27,435
She wants to get a tooth capped
before the big day.
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00:12:27,935 --> 00:12:29,771
- I'm not signing this.
- I agree.
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I think she looks beautiful
the way she is.
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Oh, no. Wait. You're not signing that
for moral reasons?
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You're declaring yourself
the sole arbiter of true love?
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'Cause you covered
Taub's wife for years.
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It's fraud.
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00:12:49,957 --> 00:12:51,834
(SPEAKING RUSSIAN)
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She wanted me to bribe you
like they do back in the old country.
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Tell her what I said.
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This is America.
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The land of the home,
and the free of the braves.
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I just get teary-eyed
every time I hear her say that.
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She brought you a gift.
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Almond kulich.
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I make with own hands.
It's delicious.
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Almond kulich.
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HOUSE: How do you
say no to that?
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You realize
if I do sign this
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and you don't get
legally married,
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you'll lose your insurance
with our carrier.
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Yes.
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Fine.
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It's your life.
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I wish you both
the best with it.
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Thank you.
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North,
Miss Teschmacher!
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Your blood test
was clean,
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but your hair
showed heroin use.
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I've been clean
over three months now.
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How'd you kick it?
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I had to die first.
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I OD'd back in November.
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And they said I was clinically dead
for several minutes.
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It was like God
gave me a second chance
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to do things
right this time.
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You're saying
God cured you?
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No.
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State rehab cured me.
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But I should be dead,
but I'm not.
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That has to
mean something.
253
00:14:27,972 --> 00:14:31,309
I mean, I must be here
for a reason, right?
254
00:14:34,353 --> 00:14:35,771
Did you figure out
the reason?
255
00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:39,442
My goal is to become
a doctor one day.
256
00:14:41,819 --> 00:14:43,154
I am smart.
257
00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:45,823
I mean, I got a scholarship for pro-med
out of high school.
258
00:14:48,201 --> 00:14:49,452
Chase?
259
00:14:51,329 --> 00:14:52,538
Look.
260
00:14:55,791 --> 00:14:59,337
MARTHA: We found 13 masses
spread across the wall of his colon,
261
00:14:59,462 --> 00:15:01,214
ranging from
2 to 8 millimeters.
262
00:15:01,339 --> 00:15:03,299
TAUB: They can't be tumors.
Edges are too sharp and defined.
263
00:15:03,424 --> 00:15:04,550
I thought they might
be parasites,
264
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,928
but we didn't see any movement
between x-ray exposures.
265
00:15:07,053 --> 00:15:10,056
And no larvae or eggs were observed
in any of the stool samples.
266
00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,390
HOUSE: Which is kind
of surprising
267
00:15:11,516 --> 00:15:13,684
for a homeless junkie
living in a park.
268
00:15:13,809 --> 00:15:16,812
Ex-junkie. He claims he's been clean
for over three months.
269
00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:19,357
And he's not planning
on staying homeless.
270
00:15:19,941 --> 00:15:21,359
He's trying to
protect his health,
271
00:15:21,484 --> 00:15:23,653
which is why
he's been taking vitamin supplements.
272
00:15:23,778 --> 00:15:24,946
He wants to be a doctor.
273
00:15:25,780 --> 00:15:27,281
He's just telling you
what you want to hear.
274
00:15:27,406 --> 00:15:29,575
Once an addict,
always an addict.
275
00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,497
Can you please not do
that in front of me?
276
00:15:34,622 --> 00:15:35,665
Doubt it.
277
00:15:36,791 --> 00:15:38,584
You're the main reason
I'm on the stuff.
278
00:15:39,502 --> 00:15:40,920
We could be looking
at fungal masses
279
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:42,672
hanging off
the walls of his colon.
280
00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,549
Start him on
amphotericin B tonight,
281
00:15:44,674 --> 00:15:47,134
and in the morning, run a scope
up where the sun don't shine
282
00:15:47,260 --> 00:15:48,719
and see if you can
find any truffles.
283
00:15:52,056 --> 00:15:55,685
I think we should boycott
this wedding on principle.
284
00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,603
I kind of have to go.
285
00:15:57,728 --> 00:16:00,064
His fiancée did give me
a foot massage,
286
00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:03,109
and he invited me to be
in his wedding party.
287
00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:04,860
What about Chase?
He ask him?
288
00:16:04,986 --> 00:16:06,195
Yeah, he's in it.
289
00:16:06,320 --> 00:16:07,572
What the hell?
290
00:16:07,697 --> 00:16:09,824
You just said you
weren't even going.
291
00:16:10,366 --> 00:16:12,243
I still have feelings.
292
00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:13,911
What's that?
293
00:16:15,121 --> 00:16:17,582
That's definitely
not a fungus.
294
00:16:18,541 --> 00:16:19,792
FOREMAN:
You were bleeding because you had
295
00:16:19,917 --> 00:16:21,961
13 pieces of bone in
your digestive tract.
296
00:16:23,379 --> 00:16:24,589
We think
you have pica,
297
00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,215
a craving
for non-food items.
298
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,175
That's caused by
a chemical imbalance...
299
00:16:28,301 --> 00:16:29,302
DANNY:
I didn't crave them.
300
00:16:31,053 --> 00:16:33,848
I kind of volunteered
to eat them.
301
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:35,725
What, why?
302
00:16:35,850 --> 00:16:38,394
There's this great Italian restaurant
I like to frequent.
303
00:16:39,770 --> 00:16:43,357
And by restaurant
I mean their dumpster out back.
304
00:16:43,482 --> 00:16:45,192
The cook is kind of
a friend of mine.
305
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:47,445
He challenges me
to eat stuff.
306
00:16:47,570 --> 00:16:50,823
Sometimes it's raw squid,
or I have to chew on a chicken bone.
307
00:16:50,948 --> 00:16:53,242
But if I do it,
then he hooks me up with real food,
308
00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:54,577
not just the garbage.
309
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:55,870
Great friend.
310
00:16:56,078 --> 00:16:58,664
These fragments could have perforated
your colon and killed you.
311
00:16:58,789 --> 00:17:00,291
You have to
promise us you'll stop.
312
00:17:02,001 --> 00:17:03,961
I think there's something wrong
with my eyes.
313
00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:05,588
What is it?
314
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:08,883
It's like I'm looking at you
from the bottom of a well.
315
00:17:20,019 --> 00:17:22,146
MARTHA: If we add
tunnel vision to the dysosmia,
316
00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:25,650
we can subtract
the bone-induced abdominal bleeding.
317
00:17:25,983 --> 00:17:29,070
TAUB: I thought the dysosmia
was from heroin.
318
00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:31,447
He said he never snorted,
he just shot up,
319
00:17:31,572 --> 00:17:33,366
so that wouldn't have affected
his sense of smell.
320
00:17:33,491 --> 00:17:35,951
And we believe
the lying liar why?
321
00:17:37,078 --> 00:17:38,371
House.
322
00:17:39,038 --> 00:17:40,706
Are you even
listening to us?
323
00:17:40,831 --> 00:17:42,750
I'll start when you decide
what the symptoms are
324
00:17:42,875 --> 00:17:44,335
and give me
some theories.
325
00:17:44,460 --> 00:17:48,130
If we combine the dysosmia
with the tunnel vision,
326
00:17:48,255 --> 00:17:51,967
the symptoms fit
for western equine encephalitis.
327
00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:54,804
But the patient doesn't.
No fever.
328
00:17:54,929 --> 00:17:56,514
(SHOOTS)
Ow.
329
00:17:56,847 --> 00:17:58,307
What the hell?
330
00:17:58,432 --> 00:17:59,767
Negative reinforcement.
331
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:01,185
What about
Foster-Kennedy syndrome?
332
00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:03,938
He could have a meningioma,
or plasmacytoma,
333
00:18:04,063 --> 00:18:07,108
started by pressing on his olfactory
nerves, affects his sense of smell,
334
00:18:07,233 --> 00:18:10,611
and now it's growing
and pressing on his optic nerve.
335
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:12,988
Good.
MRI his head and find it.
336
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:15,825
Your potential
donation could...
337
00:18:15,950 --> 00:18:16,909
Hey, hey.
338
00:18:18,994 --> 00:18:22,415
...would have an immediate impact
on our community.
339
00:18:22,540 --> 00:18:24,500
We could extend our...
340
00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:29,714
- Something wrong?
- No.
341
00:18:29,839 --> 00:18:31,382
I just think maybe
it'll be a better idea
342
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,008
to have a tour of
the clinic first.
343
00:18:33,134 --> 00:18:34,927
It's right this way.
(SHOOTS)
344
00:18:46,897 --> 00:18:50,943
We have several patients
that are children
345
00:18:51,068 --> 00:18:53,279
and we find
that it's important
346
00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,780
to give them
the opportunity to play
347
00:18:54,905 --> 00:18:58,075
to make the hospital
a less intimidating place.
348
00:19:01,162 --> 00:19:03,164
My Dad used to
lock me in a closet
349
00:19:03,289 --> 00:19:05,708
and it feels like
I can't breathe.
350
00:19:06,500 --> 00:19:08,627
We need you
to stay still.
351
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:10,921
Give him a break.
352
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,924
You want him squirming around?
We'll have to do it twice.
353
00:19:14,175 --> 00:19:15,968
I want you to show him
a little respect.
354
00:19:17,762 --> 00:19:20,097
You really think
this kid can turn his life around?
355
00:19:20,222 --> 00:19:22,683
He believes God gave
him a second chance.
356
00:19:22,808 --> 00:19:23,934
That kind of belief
can be powerful.
357
00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,104
Masters doesn't
surprise me,
358
00:19:27,229 --> 00:19:28,814
he plays the fellow
med student
359
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:30,816
who dreams of being a doctor
and reels her in.
360
00:19:30,941 --> 00:19:34,278
But you? Falling
for his deep connection with God?
361
00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:35,821
He has hope.
362
00:19:35,946 --> 00:19:37,448
After all he's
been through,
363
00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:38,824
it kind of makes me
root for him.
364
00:19:38,949 --> 00:19:40,159
We don't even
know who he is,
365
00:19:40,284 --> 00:19:42,536
except that he lies
about who he is.
366
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:45,956
The bit about his abusive father
is probably all made up.
367
00:19:46,248 --> 00:19:47,875
And he faked
the scars?
368
00:19:48,000 --> 00:19:49,710
He's a punk, probably
got in a lot of fights.
369
00:19:49,835 --> 00:19:51,962
And he sucked you in
using the dad story.
370
00:19:53,964 --> 00:19:57,051
I don't think I'm feeling very well.
I think I'm...
371
00:19:59,220 --> 00:20:00,554
He's vomiting.
372
00:20:00,679 --> 00:20:02,556
Should I ask him to stay still
while he does that?
373
00:20:06,185 --> 00:20:08,437
He has two dark spots
in the parietal cortex.
374
00:20:08,562 --> 00:20:13,567
They're not tumors, maybe some kind
of injury or inborn defect.
375
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:15,319
Apparently,
he was clinically dead
376
00:20:15,444 --> 00:20:17,071
for several seconds
when he OD'd.
377
00:20:17,196 --> 00:20:21,075
The dark spots could be brain damage
from oxygen starvation.
378
00:20:21,826 --> 00:20:22,952
Except it's not.
379
00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:24,703
I've seen MRI
imagery like that
380
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:26,330
in schizophrenics.
Three serving two.
381
00:20:26,455 --> 00:20:27,957
But schizophrenia
doesn't explain
382
00:20:28,082 --> 00:20:29,625
why his blood pressure
skyrocketed
383
00:20:29,750 --> 00:20:31,001
and he threw up
in the MRI.
384
00:20:31,126 --> 00:20:32,753
Panic attack.
He's claustrophobic.
385
00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:34,547
He was fine once
we let him out.
386
00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:36,924
The dysosmia and tunnel vision
could be hallucinations.
387
00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:38,884
Except,
as was already covered,
388
00:20:39,009 --> 00:20:41,846
he was screened
for mental illness down in the ER.
389
00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:43,931
In your head!
390
00:20:44,056 --> 00:20:45,015
It's face.
391
00:20:45,140 --> 00:20:46,392
On your face!
392
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:47,726
Close enough.
393
00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:51,939
The ER docs missed it because he didn't
present with major symptoms yet.
394
00:20:52,064 --> 00:20:53,274
We're seeing it
in its infancy.
395
00:20:53,732 --> 00:20:55,150
So we treat him,
and then what?
396
00:20:57,319 --> 00:20:59,113
He becomes just
another schizophrenic
397
00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:00,573
homeless man
wandering the streets.
398
00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:02,157
- We have to help him.
HOUSE: - I'd love to,
399
00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:04,118
but I got four million
other crazy people
400
00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:05,953
ahead of him
on my to-do list.
401
00:21:06,078 --> 00:21:07,663
Along with milk.
402
00:21:14,169 --> 00:21:15,254
(DOOR OPENS)
403
00:21:16,088 --> 00:21:18,257
You two spent months
trying to figure out a way to date
404
00:21:18,382 --> 00:21:20,676
and not have it affect
your working relationship.
405
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:23,095
Now you need to do the same thing
for not dating.
406
00:21:24,930 --> 00:21:26,265
No, I don't.
407
00:21:27,349 --> 00:21:29,143
This is serious.
408
00:21:30,144 --> 00:21:31,770
Did you know
that she's...
409
00:21:31,896 --> 00:21:35,399
She's dying of guilt
and feels horrible for dumping me.
410
00:21:36,150 --> 00:21:37,192
It's great.
411
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:39,153
Not the dumping part,
412
00:21:39,278 --> 00:21:43,115
but the part where she'll now
let me do whatever I want.
413
00:21:43,324 --> 00:21:45,576
So you're just trying
to punish her?
414
00:21:45,826 --> 00:21:49,330
She feels bad
and your only goal is to take advantage?
415
00:21:50,539 --> 00:21:53,417
That's not true.
I have plenty of goals.
416
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:57,212
One of them is a 60-inch flat screen,
right there.
417
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:02,593
You're a lot of things, House,
but you've never been a sadist.
418
00:22:03,636 --> 00:22:07,139
You're pummeling an opponent
who isn't fighting back.
419
00:22:11,018 --> 00:22:12,186
(DOOR OPENS)
420
00:22:15,189 --> 00:22:16,273
I already gave him
his second dose
421
00:22:16,398 --> 00:22:17,441
of clozapine,
you don't need...
422
00:22:17,566 --> 00:22:20,235
I'll bet you 50 bucks
his favorite sport is hockey.
423
00:22:20,361 --> 00:22:21,487
How could you
possibly know that?
424
00:22:21,612 --> 00:22:23,697
Just a hunch.
425
00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:26,033
How you feeling?
426
00:22:26,158 --> 00:22:27,368
My arm kind of hurts.
427
00:22:27,493 --> 00:22:31,038
I'll talk to the nurse
about upping your pain meds.
428
00:22:33,040 --> 00:22:34,291
Hockey, eh?
429
00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:36,085
TAUB: Oh.
430
00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:39,380
My nephew bought it for me.
Knows I'm a huge fan.
431
00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:43,884
I hate hockey.
432
00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:51,016
If this
is schizophrenia,
433
00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:52,768
you're gonna
need regular care.
434
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:54,144
I've found
some shelters
435
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,896
that have
full-time medical staff
436
00:22:56,021 --> 00:22:57,064
and also
offer college...
437
00:22:57,189 --> 00:22:58,565
(GROANING)
My arm really hurts.
438
00:22:58,691 --> 00:22:59,942
Let's have a look.
439
00:23:00,067 --> 00:23:01,276
It feels like
it's on fire.
440
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:02,736
TAUB: We need to take a look
under the bandages.
441
00:23:02,861 --> 00:23:04,697
No, no, no, not that one.
This one.
442
00:23:13,622 --> 00:23:14,873
(ENGINE REVVING)
443
00:23:16,166 --> 00:23:19,378
Ahoy there, me hearties,
permission to come aboard.
444
00:23:34,643 --> 00:23:38,564
Danny said his left arm
felt like it was on fire last night.
445
00:23:38,689 --> 00:23:41,483
We assumed it was
a schizophrenic delusion, but...
446
00:23:41,608 --> 00:23:43,694
It's not.
He's on clozapine.
447
00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:45,237
He'd be getting better,
not worse.
448
00:23:45,404 --> 00:23:47,740
Sounds like
regional pain syndrome.
449
00:23:47,865 --> 00:23:49,241
Has to be
a genetic disorder.
450
00:23:50,659 --> 00:23:53,078
Would you slow down?
You're gonna get us arrested.
451
00:23:53,203 --> 00:23:56,123
I wouldn't worry about it.
We'll probably die first.
452
00:23:56,248 --> 00:23:58,375
Don't make me
take my shoe off!
453
00:23:58,709 --> 00:24:02,129
We need to run his DNA. He could have
early onset of Parkinson's.
454
00:24:02,296 --> 00:24:04,757
Or cortical-based
ganglionic degeneration,
455
00:24:04,882 --> 00:24:08,135
or Huntington's or any one
of a dozen other genetic diseases.
456
00:24:08,260 --> 00:24:11,013
If you let us out,
we can start testing.
457
00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:12,514
If you're gonna test for them all,
it'll take weeks.
458
00:24:12,639 --> 00:24:15,726
I'm not canceling my honeymoon
to treat this kid.
459
00:24:15,851 --> 00:24:18,145
It's a fake marriage,
but a real honeymoon?
460
00:24:18,270 --> 00:24:19,313
Most are.
461
00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:21,023
Danny could also
have died before
462
00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:23,192
we get through testing
for all the possibilities.
463
00:24:23,317 --> 00:24:25,277
So we cheat.
Since it's genetic,
464
00:24:25,402 --> 00:24:27,112
daddy or mommy's
got it, too.
465
00:24:27,237 --> 00:24:28,405
They're either
sick or dead.
466
00:24:28,530 --> 00:24:29,740
MARTHA: He doesn't know
where his mother is,
467
00:24:29,865 --> 00:24:32,117
and he won't tell us
where his father is.
468
00:24:32,242 --> 00:24:33,285
(BRAKES SCREECHING)
469
00:24:35,662 --> 00:24:38,165
He's a homeless ex-junkie.
470
00:24:38,290 --> 00:24:41,877
You telling me that you four geniuses
can't outwit him?
471
00:24:42,961 --> 00:24:44,296
Green light!
472
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:49,718
(DOOR OPENS)
473
00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:54,181
Cuddy got it for me.
474
00:24:54,306 --> 00:24:57,643
I'm now drafting a request
for studying the effects of caffeine
475
00:24:57,768 --> 00:24:59,394
involving an Italian
espresso machine
476
00:24:59,520 --> 00:25:01,522
and a massage chair.
Make it quick.
477
00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:03,273
I found Danny's father.
478
00:25:05,109 --> 00:25:06,151
Well done.
479
00:25:06,276 --> 00:25:09,321
Kid said he was in a state-sponsored
rehab last November.
480
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:11,323
There's only
one Danny Jennings
481
00:25:11,448 --> 00:25:12,658
that was in treatment
at that time,
482
00:25:12,783 --> 00:25:16,078
and he listed his father's address
as his primary next of kin.
483
00:25:17,746 --> 00:25:19,498
The "Well done" was
for making it quick.
484
00:25:19,623 --> 00:25:20,999
Now I'm gonna have
to take that back.
485
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,377
He lives about 30 minutes
from the hospital.
486
00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:26,588
And the reason you're continuing to talk
instead of driving there?
487
00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:29,716
Chase and Masters are
already on their way.
488
00:25:36,348 --> 00:25:38,475
Why didn't you ask me
to be part of your wedding?
489
00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:44,231
You're genuinely upset at being
mockingly snubbed by a mock wedding?
490
00:25:45,941 --> 00:25:48,068
Is it because I haven't been here
as long as them?
491
00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:52,197
Or is it that you
really don't like me?
492
00:25:52,322 --> 00:25:54,616
Or are you
just screwing...
493
00:25:57,786 --> 00:25:59,204
(SIGHS)
494
00:26:03,167 --> 00:26:04,418
I lllll
495
00:26:05,502 --> 00:26:09,131
I'll come back
when she's finished.
496
00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:11,425
She is.
497
00:26:14,845 --> 00:26:18,015
Oh, my God,
what did you think she was doing?
498
00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:21,435
She's just
installing the cable.
499
00:26:22,269 --> 00:26:24,354
That's not a euphemism.
500
00:26:24,813 --> 00:26:27,649
Oh, I feel sorry
for the little one.
501
00:26:27,774 --> 00:26:29,318
Isn't there
something we can do?
502
00:26:34,907 --> 00:26:36,074
(KNOCKING)
503
00:26:41,496 --> 00:26:42,497
Can I help you?
504
00:26:42,623 --> 00:26:44,583
We need to talk to you
about your son Danny.
505
00:26:45,792 --> 00:26:47,711
Danny? Who are you?
We're his doctors.
506
00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:50,047
We need to know if you
or perhaps his mother
507
00:26:50,172 --> 00:26:51,965
have any family history
of genetic disease.
508
00:26:52,841 --> 00:26:54,593
Why, what difference
would it make?
509
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:58,430
You may not care
about your son, but...
510
00:26:58,555 --> 00:27:00,474
Is that what Danny told you
when he was in rehab?
511
00:27:00,599 --> 00:27:02,226
We didn't love him?
512
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:04,311
Not why we came here.
513
00:27:04,436 --> 00:27:06,188
We just want to know
if there's any
514
00:27:06,313 --> 00:27:07,814
diagnosed genetic disease
in your family.
515
00:27:09,566 --> 00:27:11,443
We're trying to
make your son better.
516
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:13,528
Better?
517
00:27:14,196 --> 00:27:16,198
He died of
a drug overdose.
518
00:27:16,323 --> 00:27:17,991
We buried him
three months ago.
519
00:27:36,677 --> 00:27:38,595
Who are you?
(SHUSHES)
520
00:27:39,346 --> 00:27:40,347
What are you doing?
521
00:27:40,472 --> 00:27:41,473
Test.
522
00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:45,018
Who are you?
523
00:27:46,436 --> 00:27:49,189
The important question is
who are you?
524
00:27:49,815 --> 00:27:51,984
Danny Jennings is dead,
525
00:27:52,109 --> 00:27:54,778
which means that Danny Jennings
has no pulse,
526
00:27:54,903 --> 00:27:57,322
which you,
on the other hand,
527
00:27:57,614 --> 00:27:58,699
do.
528
00:27:59,616 --> 00:28:02,035
Ergo, you are
not Danny Jennings.
529
00:28:03,537 --> 00:28:05,580
Or I did the test wrong.
530
00:28:05,998 --> 00:28:08,542
So why don't you cut the crap
and tell me your real name?
531
00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:11,628
No.
532
00:28:13,839 --> 00:28:18,093
Hiding your identity.
Either you're a criminal or a superhero.
533
00:28:19,553 --> 00:28:20,971
I'm not a criminal.
534
00:28:21,888 --> 00:28:24,433
Awesome.
What color is my underwear?
535
00:28:26,560 --> 00:28:28,562
I'm not telling
you my name.
536
00:28:32,232 --> 00:28:35,402
No problem.
I just need your father's name.
537
00:28:38,572 --> 00:28:39,698
Forget it.
538
00:28:39,823 --> 00:28:41,116
Care to tell me why?
539
00:28:46,204 --> 00:28:47,998
He's looking for me.
540
00:28:50,250 --> 00:28:51,668
He supposedly
541
00:28:52,878 --> 00:28:55,422
cleaned up
and got sober.
542
00:28:56,590 --> 00:28:58,050
And now he...
543
00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:01,261
He wants to be part
of my life again,
544
00:29:01,386 --> 00:29:02,679
and I can't let
that happen.
545
00:29:05,515 --> 00:29:09,061
You're a big boy now.
You still think he can hurt you?
546
00:29:12,898 --> 00:29:14,566
You don't get it.
547
00:29:16,651 --> 00:29:19,029
If I ever see
my Dad again,
548
00:29:22,449 --> 00:29:23,909
I'll kill him.
549
00:29:38,757 --> 00:29:40,300
What's happening to me?
550
00:29:43,136 --> 00:29:47,474
Well, luckily for you, we don't need
daddy to figure that one out.
551
00:29:53,647 --> 00:29:55,774
Did you find out
his real name?
552
00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:58,318
Cerebellar Ataxia.
553
00:29:59,111 --> 00:30:01,071
That's a weird name.
554
00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:04,199
Guy whiffed twice trying to pick up
a cup right in front of him.
555
00:30:04,658 --> 00:30:06,743
That plus
everything else...
556
00:30:10,455 --> 00:30:11,456
(CLEARS THROAT)
557
00:30:11,581 --> 00:30:14,334
...means that we have whittled
our list of genetic diseases
558
00:30:15,710 --> 00:30:16,837
(GULPS)
559
00:30:17,087 --> 00:30:21,216
all the way down to one,
early-onset Parkinson's.
560
00:30:23,427 --> 00:30:26,972
After everything he's been through,
now we have to tell him,
561
00:30:27,097 --> 00:30:29,558
"Hey, you have
an incurable disease
562
00:30:29,683 --> 00:30:31,518
"that gets
progressively worse."
563
00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:35,397
You could lie,
I'm fine with that.
564
00:30:35,522 --> 00:30:36,565
But you'll probably
both feel better
565
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:40,277
if you give him Levodopa
and confirm with DNA tests.
566
00:30:49,494 --> 00:30:50,745
He's gone too far.
567
00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:54,166
He's taking up six handicapped spaces
with a monster truck.
568
00:30:54,291 --> 00:30:56,376
It's only four, and he's gonna
get rid of it after the wedding.
569
00:30:56,501 --> 00:30:57,878
And the chapel?
He's turned the chapel
570
00:30:58,003 --> 00:30:59,588
into his own
personal catering hall.
571
00:30:59,713 --> 00:31:02,799
Who cares? Other than a janitor
sleeping off a bender,
572
00:31:02,924 --> 00:31:04,968
he's the first person
to use it in two weeks.
573
00:31:06,344 --> 00:31:07,804
Appeasement is
never the answer
574
00:31:07,929 --> 00:31:09,181
in the face of
naked aggression.
575
00:31:09,723 --> 00:31:11,600
It won't be long
before his tanks
576
00:31:11,725 --> 00:31:14,436
are rolling down
your Champs-Elysées.
577
00:31:16,730 --> 00:31:18,690
I know what
House is doing.
578
00:31:18,815 --> 00:31:22,194
You, on the other hand, why do you
care? He isn't hurting anyone.
579
00:31:32,579 --> 00:31:36,208
You're the first boss he's ever had
who could handle him.
580
00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,959
Before you,
he was either fired
581
00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:40,337
or buried under a mountain
of malpractice suits.
582
00:31:41,546 --> 00:31:43,757
He needs someone
to say no.
583
00:31:44,758 --> 00:31:47,969
He needs someone he'll listen to
when they say no.
584
00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:50,972
If you really care
about House,
585
00:31:51,097 --> 00:31:52,724
you'll stop
feeling sorry for him,
586
00:31:52,849 --> 00:31:56,770
and get out there and start kicking him
where he needs kicking.
587
00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:06,279
I changed my mind.
588
00:32:06,863 --> 00:32:08,740
You want the fish
instead of the chicken?
589
00:32:08,865 --> 00:32:10,450
This room is for
patients' families,
590
00:32:10,575 --> 00:32:12,827
not for doctors
trying to defraud the government.
591
00:32:14,371 --> 00:32:17,958
Oh. So you've decided
to take a moral stand?
592
00:32:18,083 --> 00:32:19,292
Yes.
593
00:32:19,417 --> 00:32:21,294
The chapel still has
sanctity for some people.
594
00:32:21,419 --> 00:32:24,047
You're right. I think
I saw Blue the janitor
595
00:32:24,172 --> 00:32:25,632
passed out in one of
the pews last week.
596
00:32:25,757 --> 00:32:28,969
It's Lou,
and I would have thrown him out, too.
597
00:32:31,012 --> 00:32:32,889
Where are we gonna go?
598
00:32:33,181 --> 00:32:36,184
We got caterers staging everything
downstairs as we speak.
599
00:32:36,309 --> 00:32:40,605
We got floral arrangements,
place settings, other weddingy stuff.
600
00:32:41,523 --> 00:32:43,316
It's not my problem.
601
00:32:44,776 --> 00:32:48,446
I sent out the invitations.
People are coming here.
602
00:32:49,614 --> 00:32:51,783
That's also
not my problem.
603
00:32:57,622 --> 00:32:59,624
And I want
the TV back.
604
00:33:10,302 --> 00:33:12,053
You should
just let me die.
605
00:33:15,056 --> 00:33:17,142
The world's
better off without me.
606
00:33:18,310 --> 00:33:19,644
It's normal.
607
00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:26,526
People feel depressed
when they get bad news
608
00:33:26,651 --> 00:33:28,486
because it's bad news,
609
00:33:31,698 --> 00:33:32,949
obviously.
610
00:33:34,659 --> 00:33:36,661
I didn't OD by accident.
611
00:33:38,747 --> 00:33:40,582
I was trying
to kill myself.
612
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:45,253
Why?
613
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:48,506
(SIGHS)
614
00:33:50,467 --> 00:33:52,594
Because I've done things.
615
00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:56,097
Horrible things.
616
00:33:57,724 --> 00:33:59,392
I've hurt people.
617
00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:04,272
But when I didn't die,
I thought...
618
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:09,903
I thought God forgave me.
619
00:34:13,740 --> 00:34:16,076
But he just
wanted me to suffer,
620
00:34:16,951 --> 00:34:18,912
- and I deserve it.
- No.
621
00:34:22,957 --> 00:34:25,752
You don't deserve it.
622
00:34:31,716 --> 00:34:34,010
I had a girlfriend
in college
623
00:34:36,596 --> 00:34:38,640
and I almost killed her.
624
00:34:40,767 --> 00:34:42,769
I just snapped
625
00:34:46,773 --> 00:34:48,316
and I started
hitting her.
626
00:34:50,402 --> 00:34:53,154
And if her roommate
hadn't come home...
627
00:34:58,660 --> 00:34:59,828
I'm evil.
628
00:35:02,831 --> 00:35:04,791
I'm just like my dad.
629
00:35:06,209 --> 00:35:09,170
We're both monsters
that deserve to die.
630
00:35:18,763 --> 00:35:20,849
I can't... I can't...
631
00:35:23,059 --> 00:35:24,686
I feel dizzy.
632
00:35:25,228 --> 00:35:26,229
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
633
00:35:26,354 --> 00:35:28,648
I need a crash cart
in here!
634
00:35:39,868 --> 00:35:41,745
His heart is
dilated and failing.
635
00:35:41,870 --> 00:35:43,705
And at the rate it's happening,
he'll need a new one soon,
636
00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:47,667
and there's no way
we'll get him on the transplant list.
637
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,210
What are we missing?
638
00:35:49,335 --> 00:35:51,921
Everything.
We know nothing about this kid.
639
00:35:52,046 --> 00:35:55,633
Except that he's gotten worse
since we admitted him.
640
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:57,510
Why?
641
00:35:57,635 --> 00:36:00,680
Most of our patients tend to do that,
unless we cure them.
642
00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:02,849
Yeah, but
why so fast?
643
00:36:03,600 --> 00:36:04,934
He had dysosmia for
a couple of months,
644
00:36:05,059 --> 00:36:06,936
never even came here
to get it treated.
645
00:36:07,061 --> 00:36:09,689
He was just
a random burn victim.
646
00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,691
We get him,
647
00:36:11,816 --> 00:36:14,778
boom, he's got tunnel vision,
peripheral polyneuropathy,
648
00:36:14,903 --> 00:36:17,864
Cerebellar Ataxia
and now cardiomyopathy.
649
00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:20,992
What's different here
than say,
650
00:36:21,117 --> 00:36:23,536
living in
a filthy state park?
651
00:36:23,661 --> 00:36:25,830
You think cleanliness
is making him sick?
652
00:36:25,955 --> 00:36:27,707
CHASE:
An allergic reaction?
653
00:36:27,832 --> 00:36:31,336
CHASE: We treated him with Vicodin,
clozapine and one IV bag of Levodopa.
654
00:36:31,461 --> 00:36:33,505
TAUB: His condition
started deteriorating before that.
655
00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:39,427
Stop that man!
656
00:36:41,221 --> 00:36:44,307
I need the meal card
for the patient in 243.
657
00:36:51,898 --> 00:36:53,691
He's eating healthy
658
00:36:54,025 --> 00:36:55,235
because he can.
659
00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:59,906
Most of the meals
in here are vegetarian.
660
00:37:03,368 --> 00:37:05,245
Adult Refsum disease.
661
00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:08,164
It fits
all the symptoms.
662
00:37:08,915 --> 00:37:12,752
His body can't process
the phytanic acid in chlorophyll.
663
00:37:13,378 --> 00:37:16,297
It's his healthy diet
of green vegetables that's killing him.
664
00:37:16,714 --> 00:37:17,841
So if we change
his diet...
665
00:37:17,966 --> 00:37:18,842
We can save his life.
666
00:37:18,967 --> 00:37:20,969
HOUSE: Run him through
a plasmapheresis treatment
667
00:37:21,094 --> 00:37:23,429
to remove the excess phytanic acid
from his blood.
668
00:37:23,555 --> 00:37:25,557
Confirm with
gene testing.
669
00:37:27,809 --> 00:37:29,519
Okay, I got to
go get married.
670
00:37:33,940 --> 00:37:36,526
(PIANO MUSIC PLAYING)
671
00:37:58,381 --> 00:38:01,342
They say true love
doesn't exist anymore.
672
00:38:01,759 --> 00:38:03,386
Maybe it never did.
673
00:38:05,930 --> 00:38:07,974
So without further ado...
674
00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:14,314
Do you, Dominika Patrova,
take this man
675
00:38:14,439 --> 00:38:16,190
to be your lawfully-wedded husband?
676
00:38:17,984 --> 00:38:18,985
I do.
677
00:38:24,032 --> 00:38:26,075
And do you, Gregory House,
take this woman
678
00:38:26,200 --> 00:38:28,995
to be your lawfully-wedded wife?
679
00:38:32,665 --> 00:38:33,833
Yep.
680
00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:36,878
CHASE:
Then by the power vested in me
681
00:38:37,003 --> 00:38:39,088
by the state of New Jersey
just for today,
682
00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:42,884
I now pronounce you man and wife.
You may kiss the bride.
683
00:38:43,009 --> 00:38:44,719
(ALL CHEERING)
684
00:38:47,472 --> 00:38:49,182
Those of you with cameras,
please feel free
685
00:38:49,307 --> 00:38:51,225
to provide legal documentation.
686
00:38:51,351 --> 00:38:52,810
(CAMERAS CLICKING)
687
00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:10,078
It's okay,
I'm just angry at myself.
688
00:39:10,870 --> 00:39:12,038
(CLEARS THROAT)
689
00:39:13,873 --> 00:39:18,044
Promised I wouldn't let this get to me,
and it got to me.
690
00:39:19,045 --> 00:39:23,007
Just say the word, and we will climb out
that window right now.
691
00:39:24,384 --> 00:39:25,635
(LAUGHS)
692
00:39:26,052 --> 00:39:29,013
I wouldn't give
House the satisfaction.
693
00:39:29,138 --> 00:39:32,475
You see? Things are
getting back to normal.
694
00:39:35,061 --> 00:39:36,229
Yeah.
695
00:39:38,022 --> 00:39:39,065
Normal.
696
00:39:40,608 --> 00:39:42,402
You feeling better?
697
00:39:45,863 --> 00:39:49,951
So, all I have to do is eat the right
kinds of food and I'll be okay?
698
00:39:50,076 --> 00:39:51,369
Basically, yeah.
699
00:39:51,494 --> 00:39:53,913
It's pretty limiting
and it is for the rest of your life,
700
00:39:54,038 --> 00:39:57,166
but if you follow the diet
and get checked up regularly,
701
00:39:57,291 --> 00:39:59,085
you should be fine.
702
00:40:00,670 --> 00:40:02,088
- Thank you.
- Mmm-hmm.
703
00:40:03,089 --> 00:40:05,008
For not giving up on me.
704
00:40:05,633 --> 00:40:06,843
(LAUGHS)
705
00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:09,178
You're not a bad person.
706
00:40:11,389 --> 00:40:13,391
You made mistakes,
but we all do.
707
00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,019
Maybe when you
get out of here,
708
00:40:16,144 --> 00:40:20,940
you can go talk to someone,
a professional.
709
00:40:21,649 --> 00:40:26,112
Yeah. Yeah, some of those places
you suggested have people on staff.
710
00:40:28,197 --> 00:40:32,285
You know, I think God
really does have a plan for me.
711
00:40:33,703 --> 00:40:35,121
And all this?
712
00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:39,042
It was just his way
of testing my resolve.
713
00:40:41,419 --> 00:40:44,130
I wouldn't have
passed it without you.
714
00:40:49,969 --> 00:40:51,929
See you tomorrow,
Danny.
715
00:40:54,974 --> 00:40:56,517
That's not my real name.
716
00:41:00,938 --> 00:41:02,440
Doesn't matter.
717
00:41:10,323 --> 00:41:11,616
(TELEVISION CHATTERING)
718
00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:17,663
(SIGHS)
719
00:41:22,460 --> 00:41:23,920
(CHUCKLING)
720
00:41:30,093 --> 00:41:32,470
I know this is
not real marriage,
721
00:41:33,513 --> 00:41:35,139
but I really like you.
722
00:41:38,267 --> 00:41:40,103
I like you, too.
723
00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:02,125
- I can't.
- Why not?
724
00:42:04,335 --> 00:42:06,963
I never sleep
with married women.
725
00:42:08,506 --> 00:42:11,384
I'm going to bed.
You can take the couch.
726
00:42:28,234 --> 00:42:29,652
What's going on?
727
00:42:29,777 --> 00:42:32,530
Danny disappeared
without checking out.
728
00:42:34,365 --> 00:42:36,159
So you called the FBI?
729
00:42:36,284 --> 00:42:38,744
CHASE: We didn't call them,
they just showed up.
730
00:42:40,163 --> 00:42:43,124
CHASE: Danny's DNA,
when we sent it to the lab for testing,
731
00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:46,335
it set off alarm bells
all over the country.
732
00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:49,046
Alarm bells for what?
733
00:42:50,464 --> 00:42:55,344
He's linked to 13 unsolved murders
in 10 different states.
734
00:42:55,469 --> 00:42:58,514
He's a serial killer
who eats his victims.
735
00:42:58,639 --> 00:43:00,308
And we saved him.