1 00:00:01,898 --> 00:00:03,567 (ALARM BEEPING) 2 00:00:07,029 --> 00:00:08,280 House? 3 00:00:13,285 --> 00:00:14,786 House? 4 00:00:15,245 --> 00:00:16,246 (SIGHS) 5 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:21,877 Oh, my God! 6 00:00:22,044 --> 00:00:23,253 What the hell? 7 00:00:24,463 --> 00:00:26,715 - Gotcha. - Did you actually wake up early 8 00:00:26,840 --> 00:00:29,009 and hide under the bed just to scare the crap out of me? 9 00:00:30,052 --> 00:00:31,970 Set an alarm and everything. 10 00:00:32,095 --> 00:00:33,722 It's like dating a 10-year-old. 11 00:00:34,681 --> 00:00:36,266 God, I hope not. 12 00:00:39,895 --> 00:00:41,104 (CHUCKLES) 13 00:00:50,656 --> 00:00:51,948 Now that we're down here... 14 00:00:52,074 --> 00:00:53,408 Hold that thought. 15 00:00:54,451 --> 00:00:55,410 Seriously? 16 00:00:55,535 --> 00:00:56,620 I have to pee. 17 00:00:58,747 --> 00:01:02,000 I'll wait. I brought a book. 18 00:01:04,920 --> 00:01:06,963 Didn't know what time your alarm was set for. 19 00:01:07,089 --> 00:01:08,173 House? 20 00:01:08,298 --> 00:01:10,342 You know, you could rent this space out down here. 21 00:01:10,467 --> 00:01:12,010 In Japan, that would be like a deluxe... 22 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:14,221 House, shut up. 23 00:01:16,890 --> 00:01:18,850 There's blood in my urine. 24 00:01:29,861 --> 00:01:31,196 You really don't have to be here. 25 00:01:31,321 --> 00:01:32,989 You're my girlfriend. I'm being supportive. 26 00:01:33,115 --> 00:01:35,909 I'm mainly talking about them. 27 00:01:38,704 --> 00:01:39,913 Well, given that there's almost 28 00:01:40,038 --> 00:01:41,415 certainly nothing wrong with you, 29 00:01:41,540 --> 00:01:43,417 and my patient definitely has something wrong with him... 30 00:01:43,542 --> 00:01:45,043 That can't wait an hour? 31 00:01:45,168 --> 00:01:46,962 Afraid not. He's... 32 00:01:49,297 --> 00:01:50,674 Chase? 33 00:01:50,799 --> 00:01:52,259 Sixteen-year-old male spit up blood 34 00:01:52,384 --> 00:01:54,010 during a pick-up basketball game. 35 00:01:54,136 --> 00:01:57,055 ER couldn't find the source in his lungs or GI tract. 36 00:01:57,180 --> 00:01:58,640 See? Serious. 37 00:01:58,765 --> 00:02:02,018 Could be vasculitis, bronchiectasis, inhaled particles. 38 00:02:02,144 --> 00:02:03,061 What about angiodysplasia? 39 00:02:03,186 --> 00:02:05,397 Ready when you are. 40 00:02:05,522 --> 00:02:06,690 Get them out of here. 41 00:02:06,815 --> 00:02:09,401 My urethra is not for public entertainment. 42 00:02:09,693 --> 00:02:11,945 But it is good-time adjacent. 43 00:02:12,070 --> 00:02:15,073 Feed the kid a camera, check his gut for angiodysplasia. 44 00:02:15,615 --> 00:02:17,409 UROLOGIST: All right, scoot up here. 45 00:02:18,785 --> 00:02:21,705 I'm missing a watch. If you could keep your eyes open while... 46 00:02:21,830 --> 00:02:23,999 Okay. You, too. 47 00:02:27,335 --> 00:02:29,880 This little camera 48 00:02:30,005 --> 00:02:32,382 transmits images to the data recorder 49 00:02:32,507 --> 00:02:35,135 so we can see if you've got any 50 00:02:35,260 --> 00:02:38,180 vascular malformations in your GI tract. 51 00:02:39,723 --> 00:02:42,225 Your records show you've lost some weight over the past year. 52 00:02:43,185 --> 00:02:45,061 - Was that intentional? - Not really. 53 00:02:45,187 --> 00:02:46,897 Well, he's been eating less since he quit the swim team. 54 00:02:47,022 --> 00:02:49,733 You have to get up early for swim. 55 00:02:50,233 --> 00:02:51,359 It wasn't fun anymore. 56 00:02:52,235 --> 00:02:54,529 I need to talk to your son about sexual activity. 57 00:02:54,654 --> 00:02:56,072 Generally, it's less embarrassing for everyone... 58 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:57,866 We're leaving. 59 00:03:02,788 --> 00:03:03,914 Actually, I've only ever... 60 00:03:04,039 --> 00:03:06,833 How long have you been cutting yourself? 61 00:03:10,587 --> 00:03:12,756 Those are from a layback grind that went wrong. 62 00:03:12,881 --> 00:03:15,425 Came off my skateboard, straight into a fence. 63 00:03:15,550 --> 00:03:19,471 So, no to cutting but yes to appetite and sleep changes, 64 00:03:19,596 --> 00:03:23,058 and you quit something you used to enjoy. 65 00:03:23,183 --> 00:03:25,185 How long have you been depressed? 66 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:30,232 Imaging showed no sign of upper GI issues, 67 00:03:30,357 --> 00:03:32,359 but the kid did admit to being depressed 68 00:03:32,484 --> 00:03:34,736 and to smoking pot to take the edge off. 69 00:03:34,861 --> 00:03:36,696 You are very pleased with yourself, aren't you? 70 00:03:36,822 --> 00:03:38,949 His marijuana could be laced with formaldehyde or lead, 71 00:03:39,074 --> 00:03:40,242 which could cause a pulmonary hemorrhage, 72 00:03:40,367 --> 00:03:42,160 which could make him spit up blood. 73 00:03:44,162 --> 00:03:46,456 Yes. Yes, I am. It was a good catch. 74 00:03:49,209 --> 00:03:52,504 Run a lead level and push five liters IV fluid. 75 00:03:55,715 --> 00:03:58,468 Feel free to tip your other sewer. 76 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:02,597 Cystoscopy was clean, 77 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:04,099 cytopathology was normal... 78 00:04:04,224 --> 00:04:06,101 Why do you have my lab results? 79 00:04:06,810 --> 00:04:09,688 I don't. If I did, I'd know you were fine. 80 00:04:09,813 --> 00:04:11,690 Unless the blood came from my kidneys. 81 00:04:11,815 --> 00:04:12,899 Come on. 82 00:04:13,024 --> 00:04:16,319 Your hypochondriac mom had a brush with mortality last month. 83 00:04:16,444 --> 00:04:19,781 It's understandable that you're worrying more than usual. 84 00:04:19,906 --> 00:04:22,617 Worrying that you might turn into her. 85 00:04:27,330 --> 00:04:28,456 You're right. 86 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:32,836 Odds are this is nothing. 87 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:36,131 Meet me in the cafeteria in 10. 88 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:39,092 There'll be a corn dog with your name on it. 89 00:04:40,051 --> 00:04:42,888 I mean an actual corn dog. They fixed the deep fryer. 90 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:45,807 (DOOR CLOSES) 91 00:04:48,351 --> 00:04:49,603 (SIGHS) 92 00:04:53,899 --> 00:04:56,276 I need to schedule an ultrasound. 93 00:04:59,529 --> 00:05:01,031 My dad's head is still in one piece, 94 00:05:01,156 --> 00:05:02,991 so I'm guessing you didn't mention the pot. 95 00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:04,451 - What'd you tell them? - The truth. 96 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:07,078 You had a minor chemical exposure 97 00:05:07,203 --> 00:05:09,456 and we can't be 100% sure how it happened. 98 00:05:09,915 --> 00:05:10,874 Thanks for covering. 99 00:05:10,999 --> 00:05:13,168 I know what it's like to be 16. 100 00:05:13,293 --> 00:05:15,378 You also know what it's like to be depressed. 101 00:05:16,254 --> 00:05:18,256 You figured out my deal after only a few minutes. 102 00:05:18,381 --> 00:05:20,884 I've been fooling my friends and parents for months. 103 00:05:21,009 --> 00:05:23,345 It's my job to notice things. 104 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:27,140 Maybe talking to your parents would make things better. 105 00:05:27,265 --> 00:05:28,266 I've tried. 106 00:05:28,391 --> 00:05:30,268 They take it personally that I'm not happy, 107 00:05:30,393 --> 00:05:33,355 and then I end up having to make them feel better. 108 00:05:34,606 --> 00:05:36,274 They don't get me. 109 00:05:36,900 --> 00:05:38,401 No one does. 110 00:05:42,530 --> 00:05:47,994 In med school, it seemed like everybody else could handle the pressure. 111 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:49,204 I couldn't. 112 00:05:52,916 --> 00:05:54,584 I ended up hurting myself. 113 00:05:55,585 --> 00:05:58,046 Stupidest thing I've ever done. 114 00:06:03,802 --> 00:06:08,765 You've got red spots in your eyes. They weren't there before. 115 00:06:16,606 --> 00:06:17,565 You have nice skin. 116 00:06:17,691 --> 00:06:19,192 Thank you. Shut up. 117 00:06:19,317 --> 00:06:22,237 Sorry, just thought it would be rude not to comment. 118 00:06:22,362 --> 00:06:24,239 Just treat me like any other patient. 119 00:06:24,364 --> 00:06:25,532 Right. 120 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:28,118 (EXHALES) 121 00:06:28,243 --> 00:06:29,953 Are you sucking in your stomach? 122 00:06:30,078 --> 00:06:31,162 No. 123 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:34,958 Now hurry up before I pass out. 124 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:39,337 Wilson? 125 00:06:44,509 --> 00:06:47,178 Ultrasound isn't definitive. We should run other tests before... 126 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:49,848 Stop talking like a doctor and tell me what you see. 127 00:06:51,349 --> 00:06:53,560 There's a mass in your kidney. 128 00:07:01,443 --> 00:07:03,445 We still don't know why Ryan coughed blood, 129 00:07:03,570 --> 00:07:06,364 and now he's got small hemorrhages in his eyes. 130 00:07:06,489 --> 00:07:08,033 Sounds like an acquired coagulopathy, 131 00:07:08,158 --> 00:07:09,492 which gives us a pretty wide differential. 132 00:07:09,617 --> 00:07:11,911 Gets a lot narrower if we factor in his depression. 133 00:07:12,037 --> 00:07:13,246 Oh, don't do that. 134 00:07:14,205 --> 00:07:16,458 Mood swings can be a symptom of physiological illness. 135 00:07:16,583 --> 00:07:17,625 Not talking to you. 136 00:07:18,001 --> 00:07:19,669 TAUB: Mood swings are also a symptom of adolescence, 137 00:07:19,794 --> 00:07:22,130 along with emo music and masturbation. 138 00:07:22,422 --> 00:07:23,923 More importantly, his weight loss 139 00:07:24,049 --> 00:07:25,341 and sleeping issues started a year ago. 140 00:07:25,467 --> 00:07:26,718 Infection makes the most sense. 141 00:07:26,843 --> 00:07:29,012 He shoots hoops at school, showers in the locker room. 142 00:07:29,137 --> 00:07:30,722 - I'm thinking staph or... HOUSE: - Damn. 143 00:07:31,431 --> 00:07:33,433 - You don't think... - Not talking to you. 144 00:07:36,311 --> 00:07:38,188 - Everything okay with Cuddy? HOUSE: - She's fine. 145 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:39,814 She's just too stupid to accept it. 146 00:07:40,523 --> 00:07:42,400 Start him on nafcillin for staph. 147 00:07:44,527 --> 00:07:47,739 CUDDY: All that's in the First Mutual safety deposit box. 148 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:49,324 The retirement accounts... 149 00:07:52,619 --> 00:07:54,496 You're freaking out because of one ultrasound 150 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:56,915 performed by an incompetent bonobo monkey. 151 00:07:57,040 --> 00:08:00,126 As demonstrated by my sitting here calmly, going about my business. 152 00:08:00,251 --> 00:08:01,836 Calling in a lawyer, drafting a will. 153 00:08:03,338 --> 00:08:06,132 Okay. I hacked into your online schedule. 154 00:08:06,424 --> 00:08:08,176 Look, tests always show something. 155 00:08:08,301 --> 00:08:10,637 Mass in your kidney could be a complex cyst, it could be benign... 156 00:08:10,762 --> 00:08:12,013 CUDDY: I'm a single mom. 157 00:08:12,138 --> 00:08:14,015 I need to set up a trust, appoint a guardian. 158 00:08:14,140 --> 00:08:15,767 It's silly that I haven't done it before now. 159 00:08:15,892 --> 00:08:17,644 HOUSE: But you're doing it now because you think you're sick. 160 00:08:17,769 --> 00:08:19,229 The freaking out can at least wait 161 00:08:19,354 --> 00:08:20,647 until after the biopsy this afternoon. 162 00:08:20,772 --> 00:08:22,148 The biopsy's not till tomorrow. 163 00:08:22,273 --> 00:08:23,441 It's the first opening in the schedule. 164 00:08:24,651 --> 00:08:27,320 For the Dean of Medicine, the first opening in the schedule is... 165 00:08:27,445 --> 00:08:28,571 Oh, look. Now! 166 00:08:28,696 --> 00:08:31,324 My worry isn't any more important than anyone else's. 167 00:08:31,449 --> 00:08:32,408 Actually, it is. 168 00:08:32,534 --> 00:08:34,202 But I'm not sick, right? 169 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:39,791 Good point. 170 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:47,173 I want my stuff, asshat. 171 00:08:47,298 --> 00:08:48,716 I told you, man, I don't have it here. 172 00:08:49,384 --> 00:08:52,679 Hey, guys. Everything okay? 173 00:08:54,139 --> 00:08:56,766 On my way out. I'll see you later. 174 00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:06,109 You want to tell me what's going on? 175 00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,868 My friend gave me some leftover Klonopin he had 176 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:17,245 when he switched to seizure meds. 177 00:09:17,370 --> 00:09:19,038 I sold them to Roid Rage for 80 bucks, 178 00:09:19,164 --> 00:09:21,374 but I landed in here before I could deliver, 179 00:09:21,499 --> 00:09:23,459 and now he's gonna rip my arms off. 180 00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:25,128 How often do you sell drugs? 181 00:09:25,545 --> 00:09:27,505 It was a one-time thing. 182 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:30,216 I needed the cash, I had the pills, so I thought, "Why not?" 183 00:09:31,426 --> 00:09:33,261 It was a bad idea. 184 00:09:35,263 --> 00:09:37,932 The pills are at my house. I could have a friend go get them. 185 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:46,774 (SIGHS) 186 00:09:47,525 --> 00:09:50,153 Give the thug his money back. 187 00:09:52,655 --> 00:09:54,657 One time only. 188 00:09:57,785 --> 00:09:59,621 I mean, if you're okay with this. 189 00:10:00,413 --> 00:10:01,456 You have three kids of your own. 190 00:10:01,998 --> 00:10:05,543 It's not even a question. Of course, I'll be Rachel's guardian. 191 00:10:05,668 --> 00:10:06,920 And House is cool with this? 192 00:10:07,045 --> 00:10:08,087 I mean, you 9W5"- 193 00:10:08,213 --> 00:10:09,964 We've only been together a few months. 194 00:10:10,089 --> 00:10:11,424 It seems like a lot longer. 195 00:10:11,549 --> 00:10:13,885 Probably because you've been talking about him for 10 years. 196 00:10:14,010 --> 00:10:15,553 And by "talking," I mean ranting about 197 00:10:15,678 --> 00:10:20,016 wanting to smash his teeth in with a stapler for being such a jerk. 198 00:10:21,684 --> 00:10:23,186 People change. 199 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,400 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) WILSON: I'll get it. 200 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:30,610 HOUSE: That better be her. 201 00:10:35,240 --> 00:10:38,201 Rachel Cuddy, you were supposed to be home half an hour ago. 202 00:10:38,493 --> 00:10:39,410 Don't blame me. 203 00:10:39,535 --> 00:10:41,079 He's the one who wouldn't run any red lights. 204 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:49,504 Mouth on that kid makes Mel Gibson sound like Nelson Mandela. 205 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:50,922 Where'd she learn that? 206 00:10:55,468 --> 00:10:58,012 I don't know why you're here, but I didn't do it. 207 00:10:59,472 --> 00:11:00,765 What's the problem, Officer? 208 00:11:00,890 --> 00:11:02,725 She was shoplifting down at the mall. 209 00:11:04,477 --> 00:11:05,728 Are either of you this girl's father? 210 00:11:05,853 --> 00:11:09,899 Nope. But since her mom died, she's my favorite tax write-off. 211 00:11:10,608 --> 00:11:13,111 Officer, you have my word, it won't happen again. 212 00:11:13,236 --> 00:11:15,947 Because next time she won't get caught! 213 00:11:26,374 --> 00:11:27,583 (GASPS) 214 00:11:35,008 --> 00:11:36,342 (EXHALES) 215 00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:38,678 It's no big deal. 216 00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:41,055 Good for you. 217 00:11:42,015 --> 00:11:43,891 You could have just assumed he was a drug dealer, 218 00:11:44,017 --> 00:11:45,685 but instead you took his word for it. 219 00:11:46,561 --> 00:11:48,604 It's nice to finally see someone have 220 00:11:48,730 --> 00:11:50,773 a little faith in humanity around here. 221 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:53,901 Why would you do that? 222 00:11:55,737 --> 00:11:57,238 Ryan, you okay in there? 223 00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:58,448 RYAN: I'm not sure. 224 00:11:58,573 --> 00:11:59,866 (DOOR OPENS) 225 00:12:02,160 --> 00:12:03,745 I think I just peed blood. 226 00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:11,669 Looks like peeing blood is the new black. 227 00:12:11,794 --> 00:12:13,629 Peeing blood after a night on antibiotics 228 00:12:13,755 --> 00:12:15,465 means we can move on from infections. 229 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,091 Scoping showed no sign of a bleed in his bladder, 230 00:12:17,216 --> 00:12:18,176 which points to a kidney problem. 231 00:12:18,301 --> 00:12:19,677 Probably some kind of mass. 232 00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:20,887 CHASE: A kidney mass wouldn't explain 233 00:12:21,012 --> 00:12:22,430 the coughing blood or the hemorrhages. 234 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,599 Antiphospholipid syndrome, on the other hand... 235 00:12:24,724 --> 00:12:26,976 Makes sense. But doesn't rule out a mass. 236 00:12:27,185 --> 00:12:28,436 MARTHA: You think it's cancer? 237 00:12:28,561 --> 00:12:31,189 Mass doesn't have to be cancer. It could be a renal hematoma. 238 00:12:31,314 --> 00:12:33,649 But the patient doesn't have any other abdominal trauma. 239 00:12:33,775 --> 00:12:36,361 He's not talking about the patient. 240 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:40,531 Cuddy has a mass on her kidney? 241 00:12:41,449 --> 00:12:44,535 It's probably just a complex cyst or angiomyolipoma. 242 00:12:44,660 --> 00:12:45,787 It's a mass, not a mystery. 243 00:12:46,913 --> 00:12:48,915 They'll do the biopsy, then you'll have your answer. 244 00:12:49,040 --> 00:12:50,541 Just have to wait. 245 00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:54,504 Patient admitted to using pot. 246 00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:55,880 Who knows what else he's doing. 247 00:12:56,005 --> 00:12:58,091 This could be heroin-induced nephropathy. 248 00:12:58,216 --> 00:12:59,342 I thought you trusted this kid. 249 00:12:59,467 --> 00:13:01,427 And then you pointed out how sweet that was. 250 00:13:01,552 --> 00:13:03,638 HOUSE: If it were heroin, he'd be going through withdrawal. 251 00:13:03,763 --> 00:13:05,598 Antiphospholipid syndrome's a better fit. 252 00:13:05,723 --> 00:13:08,017 Start the patient on plasmapheresis. 253 00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:11,437 While he's doing that, can I at least search his house for drugs? 254 00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:14,607 Have I ever said no to that question? 255 00:13:18,152 --> 00:13:19,404 What are you doing here? 256 00:13:20,738 --> 00:13:21,823 Pie-eating contest. 257 00:13:22,615 --> 00:13:26,244 Cuddy's biopsy is in an hour. You should be keeping her company. 258 00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:29,664 Okay, you've been worried 259 00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:32,458 that your relationship is getting in the way of your diagnoses, 260 00:13:32,583 --> 00:13:34,043 you're protecting your patient. 261 00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:36,754 Either that, or you're an ass. 262 00:13:36,879 --> 00:13:39,382 Three, I hate the smell of death. 263 00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:43,261 The chances of Cuddy having renal cell carcinoma... 264 00:13:43,386 --> 00:13:45,263 I'm talking about our relationship. 265 00:13:45,513 --> 00:13:46,556 She needs support and comfort, 266 00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:49,475 both things that I famously suck at. 267 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:50,977 Which will inevitably lead to... 268 00:13:51,102 --> 00:13:53,521 You know what's good for that? Practice. 269 00:13:53,646 --> 00:13:56,649 Doing it, I don't know, once. 270 00:13:57,066 --> 00:13:59,652 I'm not gonna act like there's a crisis before we know there is one. 271 00:13:59,777 --> 00:14:01,487 There's no proof that there's anything wrong with her. 272 00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:04,282 There's no proof she's being stalked by ninja squirrels either, 273 00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:06,284 but if she's scared of them, 274 00:14:06,409 --> 00:14:08,077 as her boyfriend, it's your job 275 00:14:08,202 --> 00:14:11,205 to figure out how to help her feel better. 276 00:14:15,626 --> 00:14:17,253 You're right. 277 00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:29,098 House told me to keep you company. 278 00:14:29,682 --> 00:14:31,559 Nurse told me to give you antibiotics. 279 00:14:32,727 --> 00:14:34,562 Tell House I'm fine. 280 00:14:37,273 --> 00:14:38,274 Hmm. 281 00:14:41,235 --> 00:14:42,570 Tom Cruise got married. 282 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:44,113 (CHUCKLES) 283 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:55,625 Do you want me to quote from First Corinthians? Because I can do that. 284 00:14:55,750 --> 00:14:58,044 As a Jew, I'm gonna have to decline that offer. 285 00:14:58,169 --> 00:14:59,170 Don't know what you're missing. 286 00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:02,173 Saint Paul was really on his game. 287 00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:09,180 He'll show up eventually. 288 00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:11,766 You don't actually believe that. 289 00:15:13,518 --> 00:15:14,685 But I do. 290 00:15:15,728 --> 00:15:17,271 All these years, he's never stopped 291 00:15:17,396 --> 00:15:20,483 trying to annoy me for more than 15 minutes. 292 00:15:20,608 --> 00:15:23,319 Now he can't even walk into the room. 293 00:15:26,739 --> 00:15:28,741 "Love hopes all things." 294 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,663 What is it with you and this kid? 295 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:38,501 He's doggie-paddling in a sea of misery. I remember what it's like. 296 00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:41,712 How far do you have to reach back for that memory? Last night? 297 00:15:41,837 --> 00:15:44,423 Sometimes I hear you in the living room watching TV at 3:00 a.m. 298 00:15:44,549 --> 00:15:47,885 That's when classic Doctor Who comes on the BBC. 299 00:15:48,010 --> 00:15:49,720 Yeah, if only they had some device 300 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,557 that allowed you to record them, watch them another time. 301 00:15:52,682 --> 00:15:53,683 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 302 00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:57,228 I'm just saying, don't think fixing this kid is gonna fix you. 303 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:58,896 Yeah. 304 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,108 We're on our way back. 305 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:05,027 Our patient lost all feeling in his right arm. 306 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:06,821 Look at this. 307 00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:36,475 HOUSE: Chase? 308 00:16:38,394 --> 00:16:40,396 How'd it go with Cuddy? 309 00:16:43,274 --> 00:16:44,609 Chase? 310 00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:54,827 (GROWLING) 311 00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,457 (HOUSE SCREAMS) 312 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:01,292 (YELLS) 313 00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:08,466 (BOTH GRUNTING) 314 00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:26,025 Good thing I brought my ax cane. 315 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:29,570 CUDDY: House, help me! 316 00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:32,198 I'm coming. 317 00:17:34,575 --> 00:17:36,619 CUDDY: House, please! 318 00:17:36,744 --> 00:17:38,162 (GROANING) 319 00:17:41,123 --> 00:17:42,708 Looks like we've got company. 320 00:17:53,886 --> 00:17:54,887 (CHUCKLING) 321 00:17:56,681 --> 00:17:57,890 (SCREAMING) 322 00:18:01,936 --> 00:18:03,145 CUDDY: House! 323 00:18:04,855 --> 00:18:06,565 (CUDDY SCREAMING) 324 00:18:22,957 --> 00:18:23,791 No! 325 00:18:24,208 --> 00:18:25,209 (GASPS) 326 00:18:26,794 --> 00:18:28,170 Are you okay? 327 00:18:30,881 --> 00:18:32,007 I was sleeping. 328 00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:34,135 What could go wrong? 329 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,435 MARTHA: Patient lost feeling in his arm 330 00:18:42,560 --> 00:18:44,729 while on steroids, rules out autoimmune. 331 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:47,940 So what causes bleeding, kidney problems and unilateral numbness? 332 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:52,153 And a complete absence of any record of (Buddy's kidney biopsy. 333 00:18:52,278 --> 00:18:54,196 She must've put it under a false name 334 00:18:54,321 --> 00:18:56,240 so I couldn't rush the results. 335 00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,492 CHASE: What if we had it backwards, 336 00:18:58,617 --> 00:19:00,494 and it's not a bleeding problem, it's a clotting problem? 337 00:19:00,619 --> 00:19:02,913 And there's no patient file created in the last two days 338 00:19:03,038 --> 00:19:04,999 for anyone having that procedure. 339 00:19:05,124 --> 00:19:07,877 She backdated the file? That's very clever. 340 00:19:08,002 --> 00:19:09,920 Hands off. She's mine. 341 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:11,964 Clots could explain everything, including the numbness. 342 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,049 We should do an angiogram of his brain, see if we can find it. 343 00:19:20,264 --> 00:19:22,558 House. We're worried, too. 344 00:19:24,143 --> 00:19:25,102 How sweet. 345 00:19:26,145 --> 00:19:28,773 I'm not worried. I just want to get the results so she can stop worrying. 346 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:30,983 - Okay. But in the meantime... - Do an angiogram. 347 00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:33,194 And you two go to pathology and look at Cuddy's slides. 348 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,654 You just said you didn't know which sample was hers. 349 00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:37,448 I guess you're gonna have to look at them all. 350 00:19:42,119 --> 00:19:43,746 CHASE: Bigger question, what's the deal with Taub? 351 00:19:44,288 --> 00:19:46,957 Just because House is too distracted to notice your distraction, 352 00:19:47,082 --> 00:19:48,584 doesn't mean we didn't. 353 00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:51,003 Clots, angiograms, I'm focused. 354 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:53,214 The kid scratched out the faces of half his class. 355 00:19:53,339 --> 00:19:55,257 You don't think that's a problem? It's not our problem. 356 00:19:55,382 --> 00:19:56,967 Why is it anyone's problem? 357 00:19:57,092 --> 00:19:59,470 I violently executed my 10th grade geometry teacher 358 00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:01,138 about five different ways in my mind. 359 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:02,598 I didn't want to kill anybody. 360 00:20:02,723 --> 00:20:04,725 I just wanted to torture them slowly 361 00:20:04,850 --> 00:20:06,977 in my basement, preferably with acid. 362 00:20:08,938 --> 00:20:12,274 You guys ever think about what you might do to House? 363 00:20:19,824 --> 00:20:21,492 Maybe it's no big deal. 364 00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:23,285 Unless it is. 365 00:20:23,410 --> 00:20:25,871 Somebody shot House. 366 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:27,789 (CHATTERING ON RADIO) 367 00:20:27,790 --> 00:20:29,083 (CHATTERING ON RADIO) 368 00:20:31,877 --> 00:20:33,128 (SIGHS) 369 00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:36,924 What are you doing? 370 00:20:37,049 --> 00:20:38,384 Pie-eating contest. 371 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,054 I was going to send Chase to tell you 372 00:20:42,179 --> 00:20:43,973 what the obvious right thing to do here is. 373 00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:45,266 But then I realized 374 00:20:45,391 --> 00:20:48,102 if you were too stupid to know how stupid that was, 375 00:20:48,227 --> 00:20:49,645 you might miss the irony. 376 00:20:50,104 --> 00:20:52,106 You have to be with her. 377 00:20:52,231 --> 00:20:53,607 Yeah, I get it. 378 00:20:54,066 --> 00:20:56,610 She needs artificial support for an artificial problem. 379 00:20:57,236 --> 00:20:58,487 She's fine. 380 00:20:58,612 --> 00:21:00,447 Chase did an excellent job. 381 00:21:00,573 --> 00:21:02,074 She doesn't sleep with Chase. 382 00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,200 We don't know that. (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 383 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,620 Hey, eating pie in here. 384 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:10,708 House. I'm not gonna tell you a third time. 385 00:21:10,833 --> 00:21:12,167 Do not screw this up. 386 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:15,796 Because I really don't want to clean up the mess. 387 00:21:18,215 --> 00:21:19,383 He was referring to the pie. 388 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,385 Fourteen patients with kidney biopsies. 389 00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:24,513 I tabulated them against their urinalysis results. 390 00:21:24,847 --> 00:21:28,559 Six men, three diabetics, one LCDD, one kid, two seniors. 391 00:21:28,684 --> 00:21:31,228 And, by default, one Cuddy. 392 00:21:34,315 --> 00:21:36,442 The biopsy was inconclusive. 393 00:21:36,734 --> 00:21:38,444 The mass is near the center of her kidney. 394 00:21:38,569 --> 00:21:40,863 They couldn't get a readable sample. 395 00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:43,616 Means they'll have to remove the mass 396 00:21:43,741 --> 00:21:45,284 to know if it's cancer or not. 397 00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:47,786 File says they're doing some imaging now. 398 00:21:47,912 --> 00:21:50,039 Give the surgeon a better idea of what he's dealing with. 399 00:21:58,130 --> 00:22:00,132 HOUSE: Can we order pizza? 400 00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:02,301 There's nothing in the fridge. 401 00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:04,553 At least, not anymore. 402 00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:05,930 What's happening with the patient? 403 00:22:07,348 --> 00:22:10,517 Angio showed a clot in a branch of his middle-cerebral artery. 404 00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,896 We started him on streptokinase to break it up. 405 00:22:14,188 --> 00:22:16,982 Although maybe we should've just played a few rounds 406 00:22:17,107 --> 00:22:18,651 of Savagescape 2: The Revenge, 407 00:22:18,776 --> 00:22:21,737 because that's obviously the best way to make someone feel better. 408 00:22:21,862 --> 00:22:25,240 You keep talking like Wilson, your face will freeze like that. 409 00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,660 However bad you think you're gonna be in that room, 410 00:22:27,785 --> 00:22:30,329 not being in the room is worse. 411 00:22:36,210 --> 00:22:39,922 When she breaks up with you, you're playing by yourself. 412 00:22:44,134 --> 00:22:45,678 Honey, I'm home. 413 00:22:46,387 --> 00:22:48,806 Just in time. The pot roast is ready. 414 00:22:48,931 --> 00:22:50,808 It smells wonderful. 415 00:22:51,517 --> 00:22:55,020 I cured all my patients, so I came home to spend time with Rachel. 416 00:22:55,145 --> 00:22:56,605 And how was your day today? 417 00:22:56,730 --> 00:23:00,234 It was great, Ma. I got 100% on my spelling test. 418 00:23:00,359 --> 00:23:02,236 And 170 on my LSATs. 419 00:23:02,361 --> 00:23:05,239 Your LSATs? You're eight years old. 420 00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:07,199 We've been studying together. 421 00:23:07,324 --> 00:23:08,534 It was supposed to be a surprise. 422 00:23:09,952 --> 00:23:11,620 Well, that's wonderful. 423 00:23:13,163 --> 00:23:15,374 I think Rachel deserves a treat. 424 00:23:15,499 --> 00:23:18,043 No, thanks, Daddy. it might spoil my appetite. 425 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:19,920 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 426 00:23:20,045 --> 00:23:22,131 Well, who could that be? 427 00:23:25,175 --> 00:23:27,386 Delivery for you, Mrs. House. 428 00:23:28,053 --> 00:23:29,096 Happy 29th birthday. 429 00:23:29,221 --> 00:23:31,140 I'm not 29. 430 00:23:34,059 --> 00:23:35,644 You're not limping. 431 00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:39,982 This isn't possible. 432 00:23:41,525 --> 00:23:43,444 None of this is possible. 433 00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:46,071 A girl can dream. 434 00:23:46,196 --> 00:23:47,906 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 435 00:23:48,032 --> 00:23:49,366 (PANTING) 436 00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:59,293 You run out of sugar? 437 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:03,172 I got your scans back from today. 438 00:24:19,188 --> 00:24:21,315 (CELL PHONE RINGS) Yeah. 439 00:24:30,866 --> 00:24:32,242 Okay- 440 00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:36,497 FOREMAN: What's going on? 441 00:24:40,375 --> 00:24:42,169 Imaging shows enhancing masses 442 00:24:42,294 --> 00:24:45,005 across multiple lobes of Cuddy's lungs. 443 00:24:48,217 --> 00:24:51,929 That's what kidney cancer looks like when it metastasizes. 444 00:24:55,599 --> 00:24:57,434 She's dead. 445 00:25:03,273 --> 00:25:07,027 What's up, losers? I hope you're enjoying being alive. 446 00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:09,696 Today's lesson, natural selection. 447 00:25:09,822 --> 00:25:11,824 Excellent system, made us who we are today. 448 00:25:11,949 --> 00:25:14,284 But then we invented seat belts and grocery stores. 449 00:25:14,409 --> 00:25:16,912 Things that keep idiots and weaklings alive. 450 00:25:17,704 --> 00:25:21,750 And let's be honest, most of you don't really deserve it. 451 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:26,213 Here's to the natural order. 452 00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:31,093 (EXPLOSION) 453 00:25:32,803 --> 00:25:33,971 Yes! 454 00:25:34,972 --> 00:25:36,098 Whoo! 455 00:25:37,808 --> 00:25:41,520 Copied from his flash drive. Do I go to the cops? 456 00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:44,231 Yes. "Officer, I'd like to report an assault. 457 00:25:44,356 --> 00:25:46,733 "The victim was a pile of leaves." 458 00:25:46,859 --> 00:25:48,986 It goes on. He talks about bombing his school. 459 00:25:49,111 --> 00:25:50,654 Which you know because you stole 460 00:25:50,779 --> 00:25:52,698 his flash drive and broke into his house. 461 00:25:52,823 --> 00:25:54,491 How's that gonna play? (DOOR OPENS) 462 00:25:54,616 --> 00:25:56,618 MARTHA: Ryan's not responding to streptokinase. 463 00:25:56,743 --> 00:25:59,872 We don't have very long before the damage becomes irreversible. 464 00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:03,292 So we either up his dosage, or go into his head and get the clot out. 465 00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,169 - Where's House? FOREMAN: - Hopefully with Cuddy. 466 00:26:05,335 --> 00:26:07,129 She did just get some pretty awful news. 467 00:26:07,254 --> 00:26:09,631 I called her. She doesn't know where he is, either. 468 00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:17,556 Have you seen House? 469 00:26:17,681 --> 00:26:18,682 No. 470 00:26:21,643 --> 00:26:25,439 He left my place last night after you called. No one's seen him today. 471 00:26:25,564 --> 00:26:27,482 Any idea where he'd be? 472 00:26:27,608 --> 00:26:28,609 No. 473 00:26:31,195 --> 00:26:33,071 And you're not worried about that? 474 00:26:33,197 --> 00:26:35,616 He's not good with bad news. 475 00:26:36,116 --> 00:26:37,701 Yes, I'm worried. 476 00:26:37,826 --> 00:26:39,786 But this isn't about House, it's about Cuddy. 477 00:26:39,912 --> 00:26:41,079 She's the one who could be dying 478 00:26:41,205 --> 00:26:42,873 and he's trying to make this about himself. 479 00:26:42,998 --> 00:26:44,666 I'm not playing- 480 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:46,043 Okay- 481 00:26:49,213 --> 00:26:51,715 She still believes he'll show up. 482 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:57,512 He'll either get over himself and be who she needs him to be, 483 00:26:57,638 --> 00:26:59,223 or he won't. 484 00:27:02,893 --> 00:27:03,977 TAUB: We'd like to do an embolectomy. 485 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:05,938 We'll run a corkscrew-shaped instrument 486 00:27:06,063 --> 00:27:09,191 into Ryan's brain and pull the clot out. 487 00:27:11,610 --> 00:27:13,278 Okay. Have you talked to him about it? 488 00:27:13,403 --> 00:27:16,573 Yes. But I wanted to see you alone. 489 00:27:16,698 --> 00:27:20,118 I saw some videos that Ryan made a few weeks ago. 490 00:27:20,327 --> 00:27:24,164 He's blowing up pipe bombs and threatening people in his school. 491 00:27:24,289 --> 00:27:25,290 Oh, God! 492 00:27:25,415 --> 00:27:26,375 He was probably just messing around. 493 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:27,668 Our son wouldn't hurt anybody. 494 00:27:27,793 --> 00:27:29,169 I'm not so sure. 495 00:27:29,294 --> 00:27:32,923 I know this looks bad, but Ryan's a good kid. 496 00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:35,008 He's had a rough couple of years since he started high school, 497 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:36,927 but I really think he'll come out of it. 498 00:27:37,052 --> 00:27:38,136 He needs help. 499 00:27:38,262 --> 00:27:39,471 Maybe he does. But this gets out, 500 00:27:39,596 --> 00:27:41,390 he'll be suspended, maybe expelled. 501 00:27:41,515 --> 00:27:42,724 How about you focus on keeping him alive. 502 00:27:45,936 --> 00:27:47,312 What are you gonna do? 503 00:27:47,437 --> 00:27:48,772 What do you think I should do? 504 00:27:48,897 --> 00:27:51,191 (SCOFFS) So you can do the opposite? 505 00:27:52,651 --> 00:27:54,236 There are kids all over the country 506 00:27:54,361 --> 00:27:56,363 doing dumb, potentially violent things, 507 00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:57,948 but the percentage of them who would 508 00:27:58,073 --> 00:28:00,284 actually kill anybody is minuscule. 509 00:28:00,409 --> 00:28:02,035 So I shouldn't do anything? 510 00:28:02,160 --> 00:28:06,540 Hmm, while the odds are low, the fallout could be huge, 511 00:28:06,915 --> 00:28:09,001 tens or even hundreds of lives. 512 00:28:09,126 --> 00:28:10,419 So I should call the cops. 513 00:28:10,544 --> 00:28:14,506 Of course, over-identification with the subject could skew the calculation 514 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:18,385 towards being extra protective or alternatively... 515 00:28:18,510 --> 00:28:20,262 You suck at this. 516 00:28:24,641 --> 00:28:28,270 Hate the statistics, not the statistician. 517 00:28:33,275 --> 00:28:34,735 Give me a little more dye. 518 00:28:37,946 --> 00:28:39,114 CHASE: There's the clot. 519 00:28:44,494 --> 00:28:46,371 It just disintegrated when you touched it. 520 00:28:48,123 --> 00:28:49,916 What was that thing? 521 00:29:01,762 --> 00:29:02,763 (EXHALES) 522 00:29:02,888 --> 00:29:04,848 I got a great idea where we should go. 523 00:29:04,973 --> 00:29:05,974 I don't want to hear it. 524 00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:08,268 You're gonna love it. 525 00:29:08,393 --> 00:29:12,147 Australia's Finest. It's a great karaoke bar in Newark. 526 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:14,941 I hate karaoke. 527 00:29:15,359 --> 00:29:19,571 They've got every song by every Aussie artist, 528 00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:24,242 Midnight Oil, Men at Work, Olivia Newton John. 529 00:29:24,368 --> 00:29:26,203 I do a mean version of Physical. 530 00:29:26,328 --> 00:29:28,705 And the barbecued shrimp is amazing. 531 00:29:28,830 --> 00:29:30,248 (GROANING) 532 00:29:31,625 --> 00:29:33,085 What about the fries? 533 00:29:33,210 --> 00:29:35,587 Hot, salty and delicious. 534 00:29:45,222 --> 00:29:47,432 Talking about food made me hungry. 535 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:51,228 You had candy in my other dreams. 536 00:29:51,436 --> 00:29:54,231 Means you're stressed at work. 537 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:56,525 All dream symbols mean you're stressed at work. 538 00:29:56,650 --> 00:29:58,610 Or castration anxiety. 539 00:29:58,735 --> 00:29:59,820 No. 540 00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:05,659 I was hoping you'd figure out a way to handle all this. 541 00:30:08,412 --> 00:30:11,415 Maybe you can't because you're still a child. 542 00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:14,418 I can do better. 543 00:30:21,383 --> 00:30:23,093 Might be too late. 544 00:30:23,552 --> 00:30:25,178 (GUNS COCKING) 545 00:30:31,184 --> 00:30:32,269 House? 546 00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:35,564 (GROANS) 547 00:31:00,505 --> 00:31:02,382 I should have been here. 548 00:31:04,426 --> 00:31:05,635 I'm sorry. 549 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,102 I knew you'd come. 550 00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:23,570 What was that thing? 551 00:31:23,695 --> 00:31:26,823 And why did it just dissolve in the middle of surgery? 552 00:31:26,948 --> 00:31:28,533 FOREMAN: And why is his liver shutting down? 553 00:31:28,658 --> 00:31:30,911 That thing in his brain goes away, the kid slips into a coma. 554 00:31:31,036 --> 00:31:32,329 MARTHA: We've started him on lactulose, 555 00:31:32,454 --> 00:31:34,498 but at the rate his liver function is declining, 556 00:31:34,623 --> 00:31:35,999 he'll be dead in a day. 557 00:31:36,583 --> 00:31:38,210 Should we page House? 558 00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:39,628 CHASE: He's busy. 559 00:31:44,216 --> 00:31:46,510 MARTHA: House can't do anything for her now. 560 00:31:46,635 --> 00:31:48,345 We need him. By his own logic... 561 00:31:48,470 --> 00:31:49,596 CHASE: Patient's blood tests were negative 562 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:51,681 for barbiturates or acetaminophen. 563 00:31:51,806 --> 00:31:53,808 He's not on a high-protein diet. 564 00:31:53,934 --> 00:31:56,353 House couldn't concentrate on the case before she was dying. 565 00:31:56,478 --> 00:31:58,730 You think he's gonna get in the game now? 566 00:32:00,690 --> 00:32:01,816 HOUSE: If you don't make it, 567 00:32:01,942 --> 00:32:03,568 I won't sleep with anyone for at least a month. 568 00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:05,237 Make it two. 569 00:32:05,362 --> 00:32:06,571 Bitch. 570 00:32:09,533 --> 00:32:13,036 MARTHA: (SIGHS) AIP can cause uraemia, tank the liver. 571 00:32:13,161 --> 00:32:15,330 CHASE: it causes abdominal cramping not abdominal bleeding. 572 00:32:15,455 --> 00:32:17,541 MARTHA: Because fucosidosis was such a brilliant idea. 573 00:32:17,666 --> 00:32:18,959 TAUB: Guys. 574 00:32:22,337 --> 00:32:23,588 CHASE: Type 2 citrullinemia fits. 575 00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:27,050 MARTHA: There are no signs of hyperlipidemia or pancreatitis. 576 00:32:27,175 --> 00:32:28,426 TAUB: Those can take years to emerge. 577 00:32:28,552 --> 00:32:29,803 FOREMAN: Closest we've gotten. 578 00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:31,555 Start him on IV sodium benzoate 579 00:32:31,680 --> 00:32:33,848 to reduce the ammonia levels in his blood. 580 00:32:33,974 --> 00:32:36,643 Run a genetic test for citrullinemia. 581 00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:54,911 (SINGING) 582 00:34:32,050 --> 00:34:33,051 (LAUGHING) 583 00:35:40,076 --> 00:35:41,411 (EXHALES) 584 00:35:46,374 --> 00:35:48,168 - Hi. - Hi. 585 00:35:56,009 --> 00:35:57,761 Guess who doesn't have cancer? 586 00:35:58,595 --> 00:36:00,638 Me. 587 00:36:00,764 --> 00:36:01,681 Also, you. 588 00:36:02,515 --> 00:36:03,975 Actually, you for sure. Me... 589 00:36:04,100 --> 00:36:05,393 House... 590 00:36:06,603 --> 00:36:08,605 The tumor was benign. 591 00:36:08,730 --> 00:36:10,440 It was an oncocytoma. 592 00:36:10,565 --> 00:36:13,318 They got it out, you'll be fine. 593 00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:17,489 Then what was in my lungs? 594 00:36:17,614 --> 00:36:19,032 Well, once they ruled out cancer, 595 00:36:19,157 --> 00:36:22,118 I remembered that your mom was allergic to antibiotics, 596 00:36:22,243 --> 00:36:23,620 so I had them test your blood. 597 00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:25,705 Your lgE levels were through the roof. 598 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:28,082 Because the lung masses were an allergic reaction. 599 00:36:28,208 --> 00:36:30,543 So, now that you're off the antibiotics, 600 00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:32,629 your lungs should clear right up. 601 00:36:37,467 --> 00:36:39,803 And I brought you something. 602 00:36:40,637 --> 00:36:42,722 Say hello to your tumor. Oh! 603 00:36:43,389 --> 00:36:45,016 Wait. 604 00:36:56,027 --> 00:36:57,821 There are so many things that I could be afraid of, 605 00:36:57,946 --> 00:37:02,492 and most of the time I manage to lock them up behind doors. 606 00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:05,829 Then this happens. 607 00:37:07,789 --> 00:37:09,833 All those doors just burst open. 608 00:37:19,217 --> 00:37:20,260 You just figured something out 609 00:37:20,385 --> 00:37:22,846 about your patient, didn't you? 610 00:37:23,680 --> 00:37:25,890 Go. Do what you do. 611 00:37:32,188 --> 00:37:34,649 Take him off the meds. He's got a staph infection. 612 00:37:34,774 --> 00:37:37,527 You treated him for staph three days ago. it didn't work. 613 00:37:37,652 --> 00:37:40,113 HOUSE: Bacteria already in his system responded. 614 00:37:40,238 --> 00:37:42,991 But once a door's been busted open, more just keep coming. 615 00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:46,286 Oh, he's talking about an abscess. 616 00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:48,329 I got that. 617 00:37:48,454 --> 00:37:49,539 HOUSE: For the cheap seats, 618 00:37:49,664 --> 00:37:53,585 an abscess is a gooey little cream puff of infection 619 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,587 that probably burst when your little pride 620 00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:57,547 and homicidal joy took a hard foul. 621 00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:00,133 It's good news. 622 00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:01,885 If we can find the door. 623 00:38:04,846 --> 00:38:06,931 I think I know where it is. 624 00:38:08,892 --> 00:38:12,687 What if these aren't from skateboarding? 625 00:38:12,812 --> 00:38:13,688 (EXPLOSION) 626 00:38:13,813 --> 00:38:16,608 TAUB: The kid has been blowing up PVC pipe bombs. 627 00:38:16,733 --> 00:38:19,986 If he got hit by shrapnel, the body walls off the foreign object, 628 00:38:20,111 --> 00:38:22,655 which, because it's plastic, doesn't show up on imaging, 629 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:24,616 and provides a perfect home for bacteria. 630 00:38:24,741 --> 00:38:28,369 Antibiotics attacked the infection, causing pieces to break off. 631 00:38:28,494 --> 00:38:30,914 Some hit the liver, one lodged in his brain 632 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,749 and dissolved when Foreman touched it. 633 00:38:32,874 --> 00:38:35,168 Once we drain the abscess, and remove the shrapnel, 634 00:38:35,293 --> 00:38:37,253 the antibiotics can do their job. 635 00:38:37,378 --> 00:38:38,922 He'll be fine. 636 00:38:41,257 --> 00:38:44,552 Which just leaves, what are you gonna do now? 637 00:38:47,722 --> 00:38:51,768 All right. I put the rest of the soup in the freezer 638 00:38:51,893 --> 00:38:54,270 so you'll have some for later. 639 00:38:54,896 --> 00:38:56,105 Thanks for everything. 640 00:38:56,230 --> 00:38:57,774 Yeah. 641 00:38:57,941 --> 00:38:59,567 - Here you go. - I got it. 642 00:38:59,692 --> 00:39:00,777 Okay- 643 00:39:02,320 --> 00:39:03,696 Are you gonna tell Mom? 644 00:39:03,821 --> 00:39:06,240 So she can show up here to take care of you 645 00:39:06,366 --> 00:39:08,076 by harassing the housekeeper 646 00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:10,578 and criticizing your bathrobe? 647 00:39:10,703 --> 00:39:13,706 Yeah. I think I'm gonna wait a few years. 648 00:39:14,707 --> 00:39:16,125 Okay- 649 00:39:17,168 --> 00:39:20,421 Oh, and I moved your sleeping pills back in the medicine cabinet, 650 00:39:20,546 --> 00:39:24,008 because I just worry. Rachel always calls them candy. 651 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:37,021 You took Vicodin. 652 00:39:40,817 --> 00:39:43,194 When you came to my hospital room that night, 653 00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:46,072 you were stoned. 654 00:39:56,040 --> 00:39:57,166 How did you know? 655 00:40:02,171 --> 00:40:04,048 How did I not know? 656 00:40:04,882 --> 00:40:08,428 How did I make myself forget for months that you're an addict? 657 00:40:10,513 --> 00:40:12,890 My subconscious was trying to tell me 658 00:40:13,016 --> 00:40:15,309 you could never get through this without drugs. 659 00:40:18,312 --> 00:40:19,313 (SIGHS) 660 00:40:19,439 --> 00:40:20,898 It was a one-time thing. 661 00:40:21,024 --> 00:40:22,775 It's not about the pills, House. 662 00:40:22,900 --> 00:40:24,819 It's about what they mean. 663 00:40:25,403 --> 00:40:28,740 I was scared because I thought my girlfriend might die. 664 00:40:28,865 --> 00:40:30,033 No. 665 00:40:30,908 --> 00:40:33,327 You don't take Vicodin because you're scared. 666 00:40:33,453 --> 00:40:35,079 You take it so you won't feel pain. 667 00:40:35,496 --> 00:40:37,707 Everything you've ever done is to avoid pain. 668 00:40:37,832 --> 00:40:39,959 Drugs, sarcasm, 669 00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:42,420 keeping everybody at arm's length so no one can hurt you. 670 00:40:42,545 --> 00:40:43,796 As opposed to everyone else in the world 671 00:40:43,921 --> 00:40:46,799 who goes looking for pain like it's buried treasure? 672 00:40:49,677 --> 00:40:51,888 Pain happens when you care. 673 00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:56,350 You can't love someone without 674 00:40:56,476 --> 00:41:01,439 making yourself open to their problems, their fears. 675 00:41:03,066 --> 00:41:04,650 And you're not willing to do that. 676 00:41:04,776 --> 00:41:06,944 I came to be with you. 677 00:41:07,070 --> 00:41:09,697 But you weren't with me, not really. 678 00:41:12,116 --> 00:41:13,576 I wanted to be. 679 00:41:16,913 --> 00:41:18,581 Well, that's not enough. 680 00:41:23,961 --> 00:41:25,880 I can do better. 681 00:41:31,260 --> 00:41:33,262 I don't think you can. 682 00:41:38,601 --> 00:41:41,354 You'll choose yourself over everybody else, over and over again, 683 00:41:41,479 --> 00:41:44,065 because that's just who you are. 684 00:41:52,824 --> 00:41:53,783 I'm sorry. 685 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:55,827 No. No, no, no. Don't. Don't. 686 00:41:55,952 --> 00:41:57,495 I thought I could do this. Don't. 687 00:41:57,620 --> 00:41:59,163 Please don't. 688 00:42:04,544 --> 00:42:06,170 Goodbye, House. 689 00:42:28,025 --> 00:42:29,318 (CRYING) 690 00:42:57,138 --> 00:42:58,139 (SIGHS) 691 00:43:02,643 --> 00:43:03,978 (GULPING) 692 00:43:08,316 --> 00:43:09,650 (EXHALES)