1 00:00:03,692 --> 00:00:05,027 (KIDS CHATTERING) 2 00:00:13,118 --> 00:00:14,703 (WHISTLE BLOWING) 3 00:00:35,891 --> 00:00:37,476 (BELL RINGING) 4 00:00:47,152 --> 00:00:48,612 ZACK: Hey. 5 00:00:50,989 --> 00:00:52,157 Hey. 6 00:00:52,574 --> 00:00:54,701 So, uh... What did you want? 7 00:00:57,621 --> 00:00:59,039 It's too late now. 8 00:00:59,164 --> 00:01:00,374 Too late for what? 9 00:01:00,499 --> 00:01:02,876 - I'll tell you later. - Come on, the bell just rang. 10 00:01:03,001 --> 00:01:04,002 We've still got time. 11 00:01:07,297 --> 00:01:08,340 I'm ready. 12 00:01:09,800 --> 00:01:10,801 Oh. 13 00:01:10,926 --> 00:01:11,968 You sure? 14 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:15,013 Yeah. 15 00:01:15,639 --> 00:01:17,891 Why now all of a sudden? 16 00:01:18,016 --> 00:01:19,101 What, you don't want to anymore? 17 00:01:19,226 --> 00:01:20,519 Yeah, I do. 18 00:01:20,852 --> 00:01:23,021 I'm just wondering what changed your mind. 19 00:01:24,022 --> 00:01:25,148 You did. 20 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:31,780 Now? 21 00:01:32,781 --> 00:01:34,116 If you want. 22 00:01:39,329 --> 00:01:40,789 WASHBURN: Excuse me. 23 00:01:41,456 --> 00:01:43,834 You two need to come with me. 24 00:01:50,966 --> 00:01:52,884 - Take a seat. - But we didn't... 25 00:01:53,009 --> 00:01:54,469 You know you're not supposed to be back there. 26 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:55,679 ZACK: We weren't doing anything. 27 00:01:55,804 --> 00:01:58,014 That's not what it looked like to me. 28 00:01:58,140 --> 00:02:00,934 Principal Fields will be back as soon as the assembly's over. 29 00:02:01,059 --> 00:02:04,062 Ms. Washburn, please. If I get one more referral, my mom... 30 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:05,814 Bench. 31 00:02:16,116 --> 00:02:18,118 Who put sand in her vagina? 32 00:02:59,201 --> 00:03:00,869 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 33 00:03:05,499 --> 00:03:08,293 HOUSE: Hey, kids. How you boys doing? 34 00:03:10,337 --> 00:03:12,339 Uh, can we help you? 35 00:03:12,464 --> 00:03:13,673 I certainly hope so. 36 00:03:15,717 --> 00:03:17,135 You know what this is? 37 00:03:17,636 --> 00:03:19,054 A IaPtOP? 38 00:03:20,889 --> 00:03:24,768 A password-protected laptop that I need you nerds to hack into. 39 00:03:24,893 --> 00:03:26,853 No insecticides or toxic cleaners. 40 00:03:26,978 --> 00:03:28,647 Check the bathroom. 41 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:29,815 Who are you? 42 00:03:29,940 --> 00:03:31,525 Your roommate's doctor. 43 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:33,026 You remember your roommate, don't you? 44 00:03:33,151 --> 00:03:35,529 I thought he just had bronchitis. 45 00:03:36,154 --> 00:03:39,324 That's what the morons at the Rutgers student medical center thought, 46 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,077 which may be part of the reason he just coughed up a lung. 47 00:03:42,202 --> 00:03:45,163 What do you mean, "He coughed up a lung"? 48 00:03:45,288 --> 00:03:47,123 He coughed 49 00:03:47,249 --> 00:03:51,169 after which the respiratory organ which resided in his chest 50 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:53,255 resided in his mouth. 51 00:03:53,380 --> 00:03:57,092 Actually, his hand. Well, his mouth, then his hand. 52 00:03:57,217 --> 00:03:58,885 FOREMAN: Bathroom's clean. 53 00:03:59,386 --> 00:04:01,054 What's in this? 54 00:04:01,179 --> 00:04:03,223 - Just soda. - Mind if I have some? 55 00:04:03,348 --> 00:04:05,058 You want my drink? 56 00:04:05,183 --> 00:04:06,893 You got a problem with that? 57 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:09,646 Uh, yeah. Actually, I do. 58 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:11,189 (SLURPING) You barge into our room, 59 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:12,816 start looking through our personal private stuff, 60 00:04:13,316 --> 00:04:14,734 demand I hack into a computer, 61 00:04:14,860 --> 00:04:16,236 I think I can safely assume doesn't belong... 62 00:04:18,989 --> 00:04:22,909 I'm sorry. Did I break your concentration? Please, continue. 63 00:04:23,410 --> 00:04:26,329 You were talking about personal privacy. 64 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:31,042 What, you're finished? 65 00:04:31,167 --> 00:04:33,086 Well, allow me to retort. (GUN COCKING) 66 00:04:33,211 --> 00:04:36,756 CORWIN: Wait a second. You're saying this actually happened? 67 00:04:36,882 --> 00:04:38,508 Absolutely. 68 00:04:38,633 --> 00:04:40,260 TIMOTHY: You're lying. 69 00:04:42,262 --> 00:04:44,598 Interesting theory. Can you prove it? 70 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:48,101 Doctors don't carry guns, they don't shoot people 71 00:04:48,226 --> 00:04:51,062 and they definitely don't search patients' homes. 72 00:04:51,187 --> 00:04:53,148 Plus I've seen Pulp Fiction, 73 00:04:53,273 --> 00:04:54,941 the movie you're totally ripping off. 74 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:57,277 (STUDENTS CHUCKLING) 75 00:04:57,402 --> 00:04:58,445 Huh. 76 00:04:58,570 --> 00:05:00,739 Wait, uh, was it Timmy Morgan? 77 00:05:01,281 --> 00:05:02,824 I have no idea. 78 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:06,244 It had to be him. He's, like, totally obsessed with old movies. 79 00:05:07,871 --> 00:05:10,665 Pulp Fiction is not an old movie. What... 80 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:13,710 So you're here to talk to the principal about something Timmy did? 81 00:05:13,835 --> 00:05:15,211 I got no problem with Timmy 82 00:05:15,337 --> 00:05:18,048 and even if I did, I ain't no snitch. 83 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:20,300 Then why are you here? 84 00:05:20,425 --> 00:05:23,470 To dig myself out of a hole. Instead I dug a bigger one. 85 00:05:26,056 --> 00:05:27,223 What did you do? 86 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:28,183 What did you do? 87 00:05:28,350 --> 00:05:29,976 What did you do? 88 00:05:32,896 --> 00:05:34,397 What happened to your eye? 89 00:05:35,065 --> 00:05:36,524 It's none of your business. 90 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,610 Actually, it's none of yours. I'm a doctor. 91 00:05:40,070 --> 00:05:42,989 It's a few days old, so it's not why you're here. 92 00:05:43,114 --> 00:05:46,326 Unless you two got busted for some sort of revenge plot, 93 00:05:46,451 --> 00:05:49,704 but then you'd look angry instead of ashamed. 94 00:05:49,829 --> 00:05:51,498 - I'm not ashamed. - Interesting. 95 00:05:51,665 --> 00:05:54,376 You defensively insist that you're not ashamed, 96 00:05:54,501 --> 00:05:57,712 which, of course, means you are ashamed, and yet you're the victim. 97 00:05:57,837 --> 00:05:59,631 You want to know how she got the black eye? 98 00:06:00,090 --> 00:06:02,217 Tell us why you're here first. 99 00:06:02,842 --> 00:06:04,135 Anyone ever tell you you're annoying? 100 00:06:04,260 --> 00:06:07,222 - No. - Yes. All the time. 101 00:06:07,347 --> 00:06:10,976 But he's right. You wanna know, you first. 102 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,106 L didn't kill anybody. 103 00:06:16,898 --> 00:06:19,025 I have to be here, so I figured 104 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:20,986 I'd punch up the stakes in the first act. 105 00:06:21,111 --> 00:06:24,990 But we did and almost always do search the patient's home. 106 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:26,616 And if we tell them first, 107 00:06:26,741 --> 00:06:29,160 then they could hide something that we need to know 108 00:06:29,285 --> 00:06:31,204 in order to figure out what's wrong with them. 109 00:06:31,329 --> 00:06:33,206 Why would they hide something that could be killing them? 110 00:06:33,331 --> 00:06:35,583 Because they are morons. 111 00:06:35,750 --> 00:06:38,044 (STUDENTS GASP) They're all morons and everybody lies. 112 00:06:38,169 --> 00:06:41,756 Wait. If everybody lies, then that means you're lying right now. 113 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:45,635 I didn't say everybody always lies, Aristotle. 114 00:06:48,054 --> 00:06:50,849 And on that note, unless there are any questions... 115 00:06:50,974 --> 00:06:52,142 Good. 116 00:06:52,767 --> 00:06:53,810 Oh, Dr. Hourani. 117 00:06:55,520 --> 00:06:59,107 Before you finish, maybe you could describe what you actually do. 118 00:06:59,232 --> 00:07:02,986 You know, like if someone comes in for a routine physical. 119 00:07:09,034 --> 00:07:10,493 You want routine? 120 00:07:10,618 --> 00:07:11,661 CORWIN: Please. 121 00:07:12,954 --> 00:07:15,665 It just feels kind of numb. 122 00:07:17,751 --> 00:07:19,335 You do a lot of bicycle riding? 123 00:07:19,461 --> 00:07:20,587 No. 124 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:23,298 How long have you been married? 125 00:07:23,423 --> 00:07:25,467 Twelve years next month. 126 00:07:25,592 --> 00:07:28,553 And you have six kids. 127 00:07:30,055 --> 00:07:32,265 You don't think it could have anything to do with that, do you? 128 00:07:32,390 --> 00:07:33,808 Probably. 129 00:07:35,393 --> 00:07:37,270 How often do you use your vibrator? 130 00:07:38,605 --> 00:07:39,981 Excuse me? 131 00:07:40,106 --> 00:07:42,233 Your battery-operated Brad Pitt. 132 00:07:42,567 --> 00:07:44,235 After giving the gift of life to six 133 00:07:44,360 --> 00:07:46,196 8-pound 4-ounce wrecking balls, 134 00:07:46,321 --> 00:07:47,280 I think I can safely assume 135 00:07:47,405 --> 00:07:48,656 it's an industrial strength model. 136 00:07:48,782 --> 00:07:50,241 Dr. Hourani! 137 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:51,618 Please. 138 00:07:51,743 --> 00:07:53,078 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 139 00:07:54,788 --> 00:07:57,415 You wanted routine. Am I done? 140 00:07:57,874 --> 00:07:59,459 Maybe we should just move on. 141 00:07:59,584 --> 00:08:00,668 No problem. 142 00:08:00,794 --> 00:08:02,629 I meant with your typical day. 143 00:08:02,754 --> 00:08:04,005 I assume you see more than one patient. 144 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:05,882 Nope. 145 00:08:07,425 --> 00:08:08,468 Okay- 146 00:08:11,054 --> 00:08:13,181 Then I guess we move on to our next guest... 147 00:08:13,306 --> 00:08:14,849 Wait, if you only see one patient, 148 00:08:14,974 --> 00:08:16,017 what do you do the rest of the day? 149 00:08:25,401 --> 00:08:26,694 Dr. Hourani? 150 00:08:36,079 --> 00:08:37,956 Just in time for lunch. 151 00:08:38,081 --> 00:08:40,125 If by "lunch" you mean a "conference call with the board" 152 00:08:40,250 --> 00:08:42,961 and by "just in time" you mean "20 minutes late." 153 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:44,462 I meant sex. 154 00:08:46,506 --> 00:08:47,924 Fine, lunch. 155 00:08:48,049 --> 00:08:51,553 How about we start with a small tossed salad? 156 00:08:52,053 --> 00:08:54,806 As of this morning, I'm on a diet. 157 00:09:04,566 --> 00:09:06,067 Meaning? 158 00:09:06,192 --> 00:09:08,361 I told you, I'm busy. 159 00:09:08,486 --> 00:09:11,197 No, you told me you were supposed to be busy 20 minutes ago. 160 00:09:11,322 --> 00:09:12,782 But you were obviously able to put them off then, 161 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:14,409 there's no reason you can't put them off now. 162 00:09:14,534 --> 00:09:17,871 How about I wanted to then and now I don't? 163 00:09:20,290 --> 00:09:21,416 Get your finger off my phone. 164 00:09:21,541 --> 00:09:23,960 We obviously have something we need to discuss. 165 00:09:24,085 --> 00:09:25,587 Now is not a good time. If you're mad 166 00:09:25,712 --> 00:09:26,921 because you don't feel you're getting 167 00:09:27,046 --> 00:09:29,007 the necessary amount of affection, 168 00:09:29,132 --> 00:09:30,258 all you have to do is ask. 169 00:09:30,383 --> 00:09:31,551 Seriously, not now. 170 00:09:31,676 --> 00:09:32,969 If memory serves, 171 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:36,556 I enjoyed a healthy Sunday brunch, so your insinuation... 172 00:09:37,307 --> 00:09:39,225 Ow! What is your problem? 173 00:09:39,350 --> 00:09:41,895 You! You are my problem. 174 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:45,398 You are the most selfish, self-centered son of a bitch 175 00:09:45,523 --> 00:09:46,608 on the face of the planet. 176 00:09:47,317 --> 00:09:49,068 And I'm sick of it. 177 00:09:49,194 --> 00:09:51,321 I'm just done. 178 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:55,617 I can't deal with you anymore. 179 00:10:02,081 --> 00:10:03,333 (SIGHS) 180 00:10:05,251 --> 00:10:08,630 So that's what a typical doctor does on a typical day. 181 00:10:08,755 --> 00:10:10,423 Any questions? 182 00:10:16,387 --> 00:10:18,389 What's a vibrator? 183 00:10:28,483 --> 00:10:30,568 Why was your girlfriend so mad? 184 00:10:31,027 --> 00:10:32,487 It doesn't matter. 185 00:10:32,612 --> 00:10:34,239 Well, obviously it matters. 186 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:35,698 I mean, if she's your girlfriend, 187 00:10:35,823 --> 00:10:37,742 you should care how she feels. 188 00:10:38,201 --> 00:10:40,203 I mean it doesn't matter to the story. 189 00:10:40,411 --> 00:10:42,789 It's the most important part of the story. 190 00:10:42,914 --> 00:10:44,999 It's the only thing that does matter. 191 00:10:46,000 --> 00:10:48,294 You don't kiss her enough. Is that the problem? 192 00:10:48,419 --> 00:10:49,712 Absolutely not. 193 00:10:49,837 --> 00:10:52,215 Which, by your definition, means it is. 194 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:56,261 We kiss plenty. 195 00:10:57,220 --> 00:10:58,429 Your turn. 196 00:10:58,554 --> 00:11:00,640 - Then what's the problem? - Your turn. 197 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:02,767 What's the problem? 198 00:11:05,061 --> 00:11:07,939 Excuse me, when exactly will the Commandant be back? 199 00:11:08,064 --> 00:11:10,358 Shouldn't be much longer, sir. 200 00:11:15,571 --> 00:11:16,614 Well... 201 00:11:20,868 --> 00:11:24,247 So now you're not gonna talk. That's real mature. 202 00:11:27,250 --> 00:11:30,545 All right, fine. We got busted for kissing behind the school. 203 00:11:31,337 --> 00:11:33,339 Now you know why we're here, 204 00:11:33,464 --> 00:11:34,882 so tell us why you're here. 205 00:11:35,341 --> 00:11:36,843 The deal was about the black eye. 206 00:11:36,968 --> 00:11:38,678 And we didn't kiss. 207 00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:42,265 So you're just making him beg, huh? 208 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:43,975 I didn't have you pegged as a tease. 209 00:11:44,100 --> 00:11:45,268 I'm not a tease. 210 00:11:45,393 --> 00:11:47,353 The available evidence suggests otherwise. 211 00:11:47,478 --> 00:11:48,563 I'm not a tease. 212 00:11:48,688 --> 00:11:50,023 Prove it. 213 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:55,820 By telling me your story. 214 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:03,953 You're a pathetic loser jerk 215 00:12:04,078 --> 00:12:07,999 and I wouldn't kiss you if I had brain cancer and your lips were the cure. 216 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,544 BOY: Whoa. 217 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:14,547 She actually said that? 218 00:12:14,672 --> 00:12:15,590 Well, yeah, that was, like, two days ago... 219 00:12:15,715 --> 00:12:17,383 it doesn't matter. 220 00:12:17,508 --> 00:12:20,094 I clearly didn't lead him along or anything like that, 221 00:12:20,219 --> 00:12:22,430 which proves I'm not a tease, so... 222 00:12:22,555 --> 00:12:24,599 Why is your girlfriend mad at you? 223 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:29,020 I'm getting a kind of bossy vibe. I take it you're into that. 224 00:12:29,145 --> 00:12:30,605 Don't answer. 225 00:12:30,855 --> 00:12:32,357 Your turn. 226 00:12:34,817 --> 00:12:36,235 (COUGHING) 227 00:12:36,694 --> 00:12:38,321 What seems to be the problem, sir? 228 00:12:38,696 --> 00:12:41,949 I'm having more difficulty breathing, and some pain in my chest. 229 00:12:42,575 --> 00:12:43,743 You're new, aren't you? 230 00:12:45,119 --> 00:12:46,871 Yeah. I just moved from Chicago. 231 00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,498 Chicago's awesome. What part are you from? 232 00:12:50,750 --> 00:12:52,168 We need to get a chest CT. 233 00:12:52,293 --> 00:12:53,544 Excuse me, I'm the senior team member, 234 00:12:53,669 --> 00:12:55,963 which means we don't need anything unless I say we need it. 235 00:12:56,714 --> 00:12:57,799 Do you want to have an affair? 236 00:12:57,924 --> 00:12:59,258 You want to have a threesome? 237 00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:03,513 You can't talk to her like that. I'm telling Cuddy. 238 00:13:04,389 --> 00:13:05,681 We need a chest CT. 239 00:13:06,015 --> 00:13:07,475 - Get it yourself. - Get it yourself. 240 00:13:07,725 --> 00:13:09,894 Isn't that like sexual harassment? 241 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:11,479 Not if you're good-looking. 242 00:13:11,771 --> 00:13:12,939 Excuse me? 243 00:13:14,232 --> 00:13:16,275 You said the one guy was short with a big nose. 244 00:13:16,401 --> 00:13:17,944 I guess it's not the only thing that's big. 245 00:13:18,361 --> 00:13:19,278 What does that mean? 246 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:22,031 It means he's lying. Again. 247 00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:25,284 'Cause you can't handle the truth! 248 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,619 (STUDENTS MURMURING) 249 00:13:27,161 --> 00:13:29,122 TIMOTHY: That's so easy. 250 00:13:29,247 --> 00:13:31,207 A Few Good Men. 251 00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:37,922 Okay, I give up. I think we should move on to our next guest. 252 00:13:38,965 --> 00:13:40,967 Mr. Dryden 253 00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:44,095 works for one of the largest 254 00:13:44,220 --> 00:13:45,930 advertising agencies in New York City. 255 00:13:46,055 --> 00:13:47,140 STUDENTS: Boring. 256 00:13:47,265 --> 00:13:49,892 Can we at least hear what happened to the patient? 257 00:13:50,017 --> 00:13:51,018 (STUDENTS REQUESTING) 258 00:13:51,144 --> 00:13:52,603 Yeah, please. 259 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:58,151 If Dr. Hourani promises to... 260 00:13:58,276 --> 00:13:59,652 Patient's dead. 261 00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,367 The floor's yours, Don. 262 00:14:06,492 --> 00:14:07,326 Dave. 263 00:14:07,452 --> 00:14:10,121 He's not dead. You said earlier he was still in the hospital. 264 00:14:10,246 --> 00:14:11,664 - What's wrong with him? - He's got a cough. 265 00:14:11,789 --> 00:14:13,291 You said he coughed up a lung. 266 00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,375 What about the laptop? 267 00:14:14,500 --> 00:14:15,668 Who cares about the laptop? 268 00:14:15,793 --> 00:14:18,171 Yeah, and he already said he was lying about that, you moron. 269 00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:21,048 - Gabe, we do not use that word here. - He did. 270 00:14:21,174 --> 00:14:22,800 Yeah, and I was talking about people like you. 271 00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:24,260 ALL: Ooh. 272 00:14:26,179 --> 00:14:28,264 Dr. Hourani, please. 273 00:14:28,389 --> 00:14:31,767 Could you just finish, quickly, so we can move on? 274 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:39,484 (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) (COUGHING) 275 00:14:40,485 --> 00:14:41,527 I don't know what's wrong. 276 00:14:41,652 --> 00:14:44,113 He was stable for a while and then all of a sudden... 277 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:47,325 MARTHA: Bronchial infection must be from a drug resistant strain. 278 00:14:47,450 --> 00:14:49,118 O2 sats are plummeting. 279 00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,496 We need to get him on a bronchodilator 280 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:52,455 before he goes into respiratory arrest. 281 00:14:52,580 --> 00:14:53,581 Need suction. Sit him up. 282 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,458 Start blow-by oxygen. 283 00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:56,709 (RETCHING) 284 00:14:59,295 --> 00:15:00,588 (GASPS) 285 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,717 What is that? 286 00:15:07,678 --> 00:15:09,347 I think this is... 287 00:15:09,555 --> 00:15:10,806 It's his lung. 288 00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:12,058 (wmzeznqe) 289 00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,733 That actually happened? 290 00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:22,944 Yes, it really happened. 291 00:15:23,277 --> 00:15:27,114 I take cases that other doctors fail to diagnose, 292 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,450 which is why I only take one at a time. 293 00:15:29,575 --> 00:15:31,577 My current patient is a college student. 294 00:15:31,702 --> 00:15:33,120 He's actually in the hospital right now. 295 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:35,790 And, yes, he really did cough up 296 00:15:35,915 --> 00:15:38,543 a large portion of dead lung tissue. 297 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,546 How's that even possible? 298 00:15:41,671 --> 00:15:43,756 That's what she said. 299 00:15:45,508 --> 00:15:47,802 No, she did literally say that. 300 00:15:47,969 --> 00:15:49,720 How's that even possible? 301 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:51,681 Primary squamous carcinoma could 302 00:15:51,806 --> 00:15:53,516 cause lung tissue to basically disintegrate. 303 00:15:53,641 --> 00:15:55,101 It's not cancer. FOB was normal. 304 00:15:55,226 --> 00:15:56,352 CHASE: It's not infection either. 305 00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,354 Broad spectrum antibiotics haven't had any effect. 306 00:15:58,479 --> 00:16:00,648 Who password-protects a computer they keep 307 00:16:00,773 --> 00:16:02,608 in a locked desk in a locked office? 308 00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,569 Someone who works with someone who thinks it's okay 309 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:05,861 to break into other people's homes. 310 00:16:05,987 --> 00:16:08,614 FOREMAN: An amoebic liver abscess could rupture 311 00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:10,700 through the diaphragm into the thorax. 312 00:16:10,825 --> 00:16:13,536 Not when his liver function tests are all normal. 313 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:15,746 His dorm mates are computer science majors. 314 00:16:15,871 --> 00:16:18,332 If they're fabricating chips they could be working with 315 00:16:18,457 --> 00:16:20,126 all kinds of different toxic solvents. 316 00:16:22,044 --> 00:16:23,713 We need to search the dorm. 317 00:16:23,838 --> 00:16:24,922 We? 318 00:16:25,590 --> 00:16:27,091 (SPEAKING FRENCH) 319 00:16:28,009 --> 00:16:31,887 While we're out, do a thorascopic lung biopsy and c-ANCA 320 00:16:32,430 --> 00:16:33,931 because it's sarcoidosis. 321 00:16:34,056 --> 00:16:37,143 But if you think it's sarcoidosis, why are you... 322 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:41,439 So you really did force his roommate to hack into the laptop? 323 00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:43,316 Why would I lie? 324 00:16:43,441 --> 00:16:45,318 But whose laptop is it? 325 00:16:45,443 --> 00:16:47,236 It's your girlfriend's, isn't it? 326 00:16:47,361 --> 00:16:48,613 She's not my girlfriend. 327 00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:50,740 I'm just interested in her because she's a client 328 00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:52,825 and she sleeps above her covers... 329 00:16:52,950 --> 00:16:54,660 Four feet above her covers. 330 00:16:56,120 --> 00:16:58,164 - What'? - Ghostbusters. 331 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:00,249 So that's why she's so mad? 332 00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,917 You looked through her computer? 333 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:05,129 No, that part happened after she got mad. 334 00:17:05,254 --> 00:17:09,050 First she got mad. Then I stole her computer to fix things. 335 00:17:09,675 --> 00:17:11,427 And then we got the case. 336 00:17:11,552 --> 00:17:15,723 Wait, so you tried to fix your relationship by stealing her computer? 337 00:17:16,307 --> 00:17:18,726 Well, when you say it like that... 338 00:17:19,518 --> 00:17:20,686 Yes. 339 00:17:22,271 --> 00:17:23,856 Looks like you're the moron. 340 00:17:24,565 --> 00:17:26,317 STUDENTS: Ooh. 341 00:17:53,594 --> 00:17:56,806 Can also get three sets of golf clubs in here. 342 00:18:12,154 --> 00:18:13,948 TIMOTHY: No way. 343 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:17,076 You didn't get her laptop by blowing down the door of her office. 344 00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:18,994 That's from Thunderbolt and Lightfoot. 345 00:18:20,621 --> 00:18:22,289 Just seeing if you're still paying attention. 346 00:18:23,582 --> 00:18:25,334 It was actually more subtle. 347 00:18:25,459 --> 00:18:26,919 (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 348 00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,882 The Thomas Crown Affair. 349 00:18:33,634 --> 00:18:35,177 The Steve McQueen version. 350 00:18:35,636 --> 00:18:37,054 Just tell us the truth already. 351 00:18:37,179 --> 00:18:38,889 Excuse me, but there are others here 352 00:18:39,014 --> 00:18:40,599 who would like a chance to speak. 353 00:18:41,100 --> 00:18:42,268 Go right ahead. 354 00:18:42,393 --> 00:18:43,436 STUDENTS: No! 355 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:49,066 The audience is always right. 356 00:18:49,483 --> 00:18:49,816 (WOMAN ANNOUNCING OVER PA) 357 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,068 (WOMAN ANNOUNCING OVER PA) 358 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,113 (MUTTERS) 359 00:18:54,280 --> 00:18:55,322 It wasn't me. 360 00:18:58,576 --> 00:19:01,495 Ma'am, are you okay? Can you hear me? 361 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,789 Ooh. 362 00:19:03,914 --> 00:19:05,416 What's that smell? 363 00:19:05,541 --> 00:19:06,667 (ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST) 364 00:19:10,045 --> 00:19:12,131 Smells like a gas leak. 365 00:19:12,256 --> 00:19:13,716 REGINA: Call Dr. Cuddy! 366 00:19:21,557 --> 00:19:23,267 WOMAN: You poisoned a room full of patients, 367 00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,895 so you could steal your girlfriend's laptop? 368 00:19:26,729 --> 00:19:28,022 I didn't poison anybody. 369 00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:31,442 I spilled some hydrogen sulphide and ammonia on the floor, 370 00:19:31,567 --> 00:19:34,820 thinking the stench would clear the place out. 371 00:19:34,945 --> 00:19:36,781 But instead of breathing through his nose, 372 00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:39,492 some idiot decided to hold his breath. 373 00:19:39,617 --> 00:19:41,243 He passes out 374 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:43,162 and before I know it, the place is 375 00:19:43,287 --> 00:19:45,498 a perfect storm of mass hysteria. 376 00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,627 Although it worked out just as well. 377 00:19:49,752 --> 00:19:51,170 COLLEEN: They're morons. 378 00:19:51,295 --> 00:19:52,630 Agreed. 379 00:19:52,755 --> 00:19:54,924 No, not the patients, the kids. 380 00:19:55,049 --> 00:19:58,511 It doesn't matter how you stole it, what matters is why. 381 00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:01,972 You know, you're starting to remind me of someone. 382 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:04,934 I didn't ask how you stole it, I asked why. 383 00:20:05,726 --> 00:20:06,727 Isn't it obvious? 384 00:20:06,852 --> 00:20:09,772 You think you can tell why she's mad by reading 385 00:20:09,897 --> 00:20:11,941 budget spreadsheets and per diem schedules? 386 00:20:12,066 --> 00:20:13,943 I know why she's mad, 387 00:20:14,068 --> 00:20:15,611 what I need to know is how to make her un-mad. 388 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,656 Step one is gaining access to the journal on her laptop 389 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,742 where she records her inner most thoughts 390 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,869 instead of just watching porn with me. 391 00:20:25,746 --> 00:20:27,289 Oh, grow UP-. 392 00:20:27,748 --> 00:20:30,793 If porn was bad, why would there be so many nuns in it? 393 00:20:32,294 --> 00:20:34,213 Why is she mad? I was myself, 394 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:36,757 which, by the way, she's supposed to love unconditionally. 395 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:40,553 I didn't do anything. 396 00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:41,929 We had a great weekend. 397 00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:45,933 Went to a blues club, we watched Cinderfella on DVD. 398 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:47,518 And? 399 00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:51,480 It doesn't matter. She's being unreasonable and I have to fix it. 400 00:20:51,605 --> 00:20:54,483 I need to know what's really important to her. I need something big. 401 00:20:54,608 --> 00:20:56,610 - Because? - We're past that. 402 00:21:00,698 --> 00:21:03,534 Have you tried childhood pet names? 403 00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:05,536 I don't know her pets. 404 00:21:05,744 --> 00:21:07,830 She's never mentioned a pet? 405 00:21:07,955 --> 00:21:09,665 Yeah, but I wasn't listening. 406 00:21:10,916 --> 00:21:13,961 She's not mad because I don't remember a dead dog's name. 407 00:21:16,380 --> 00:21:18,424 Her first dog was Ronaldo. 408 00:21:18,549 --> 00:21:19,633 R-O or R-E-Y? 409 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,635 I didn't ask, try both. 410 00:21:21,760 --> 00:21:22,595 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 411 00:21:22,887 --> 00:21:24,555 Just got a case from the ER. 412 00:21:24,680 --> 00:21:27,391 Rutgers student came in with what looked like acute bronchitis. 413 00:21:27,516 --> 00:21:29,059 But there's nothing in his blood or sputum cultures. 414 00:21:29,184 --> 00:21:30,185 Don't you think it's time you people 415 00:21:30,311 --> 00:21:31,604 stop looking to the white man 416 00:21:31,729 --> 00:21:32,563 to solve all your problems? 417 00:21:32,688 --> 00:21:34,273 His O2 sats are in the toilet. 418 00:21:34,398 --> 00:21:35,441 If we don't figure out what's attacking his... 419 00:21:35,566 --> 00:21:37,359 So figure it out! 420 00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:38,611 I'm busy. 421 00:21:43,490 --> 00:21:45,492 SOPHIE: That can't be true. 422 00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:46,660 Why not? 423 00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:50,664 'Cause if he was dying... I mean, you're a doctor. 424 00:21:54,668 --> 00:21:58,923 Patients die every day. Not all of them are interesting. 425 00:22:13,020 --> 00:22:15,773 You still haven't answered either question. 426 00:22:16,732 --> 00:22:19,693 She was mad because she's genetically programmed 427 00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,987 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 428 00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,990 So she's mad 'cause she's a girl? 429 00:22:26,659 --> 00:22:28,661 And now she's mad because she's programmed 430 00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:30,704 to make a big deal out of every little thing. 431 00:22:30,829 --> 00:22:33,374 Actually, she's not like that. 432 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:34,500 Why are you sticking up for her? 433 00:22:34,625 --> 00:22:37,044 She said you were a pathetic jerk and she hates you. 434 00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:38,629 That was a long time ago. 435 00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,297 It was two days ago. 436 00:22:40,422 --> 00:22:42,132 And it wasn't even true then. 437 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:43,467 How do you know? 438 00:22:43,592 --> 00:22:44,677 Because I know how you think. 439 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,762 (SCOFFS) Really? 440 00:22:47,096 --> 00:22:48,263 Really. 441 00:22:49,473 --> 00:22:50,808 Really? 442 00:22:53,018 --> 00:22:54,728 (KIDS CHEERING) 443 00:23:08,784 --> 00:23:11,996 And no peck on the cheek. It has to be on the lips. 444 00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:16,417 HOUSE". Winning a bet to force her to kiss you... 445 00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,085 ...actually cuts against your theory 446 00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:19,336 that you know how she thinks. 447 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:21,755 I wasn't forcing her to do anything that she didn't want to do. 448 00:23:22,923 --> 00:23:25,718 You hoping for a career in the NBA or the NFL? 449 00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:27,428 The bet let her do what she wanted to do 450 00:23:27,553 --> 00:23:29,263 while still being able to act like she didn't, 451 00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:30,723 so her friends wouldn't get all, like 452 00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:32,725 calling her a slut or something. 453 00:23:33,684 --> 00:23:36,645 Not that it's slutty or anything, it's just a kiss. 454 00:23:37,813 --> 00:23:39,815 Not even close to true. 455 00:23:43,527 --> 00:23:45,696 I just couldn't believe I'd lose. 456 00:23:46,572 --> 00:23:48,449 Ah, now we're getting somewhere. 457 00:23:50,492 --> 00:23:51,910 No, we're not. 458 00:23:52,870 --> 00:23:53,787 Oh, I thought we were. 459 00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:56,790 No, you thought we weren't and that's exactly what you want 460 00:23:56,915 --> 00:24:00,335 because you don't want to tell us why was she mad at you! 461 00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:02,046 (SIGHS) 462 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:04,631 You tell us you don't want to do your job 463 00:24:04,757 --> 00:24:07,092 because you're too busy trying to break into your girlfriend's laptop 464 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:09,386 to figure out a way to make her not mad at you, 465 00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:12,765 but you don't tell us why she was mad at you. 466 00:24:16,477 --> 00:24:17,895 It's stupid. 467 00:24:18,812 --> 00:24:20,022 Talk. 468 00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:29,448 I'm out of here. 469 00:24:32,159 --> 00:24:33,577 Unless... 470 00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:36,747 (CHUCKLES) 471 00:24:36,872 --> 00:24:39,041 Rachel's gonna be up soon. 472 00:24:39,374 --> 00:24:40,584 You never know. 473 00:24:41,335 --> 00:24:42,795 Yes, I do. 474 00:24:45,672 --> 00:24:47,841 Could you take the garbage out before you go? 475 00:24:47,966 --> 00:24:49,760 I would, but... 476 00:24:51,970 --> 00:24:54,515 Oh, come on. It's not a lot. 477 00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,392 The pain's always worst first thing in the morning. 478 00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:02,856 (DOOR OPENS) 479 00:25:04,316 --> 00:25:05,818 (DOOR CLOSES) 480 00:25:10,823 --> 00:25:11,824 (INHALES) 481 00:25:11,949 --> 00:25:12,991 RACHEL: Mommy! 482 00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:15,869 (EXHALES) 483 00:25:35,389 --> 00:25:37,641 COLLEEN: You used her toothbrush. 484 00:25:37,766 --> 00:25:39,184 ZACK: That's so gross. 485 00:25:39,309 --> 00:25:41,103 What's the big deal? 486 00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:43,230 It's not like she had a problem 487 00:25:43,355 --> 00:25:44,857 with swapping spit the night before. 488 00:25:44,982 --> 00:25:47,776 Maybe it's not the swapping spit that bothers her, 489 00:25:47,901 --> 00:25:49,778 but the fact that you don't listen to her. 490 00:25:49,903 --> 00:25:51,238 COLLEEN: Had she warned you not to do it? 491 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:52,489 Oh, I listen to her. 492 00:25:52,614 --> 00:25:54,158 But you just said before that you didn't. 493 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:55,617 No, I said I didn't remember what she said... 494 00:25:55,742 --> 00:25:57,369 No, you said you don't listen to her. 495 00:25:57,494 --> 00:25:58,996 I listen to her. 496 00:26:00,747 --> 00:26:03,333 Okay? Believe me, I listen. 497 00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:10,215 CUDDY: It's my toothbrush and it's not just once 498 00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:12,176 and it's not like I'd even care, 499 00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:15,971 but you totally destroy it. 500 00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:18,056 You're supposed to brush with it, 501 00:26:18,182 --> 00:26:20,184 not gnaw on it like a rawhide bone. 502 00:26:20,309 --> 00:26:24,396 I think Ms. Four-Cavities' time would be better spent 503 00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:28,108 copying Mr. No-Cavities instead of complaining about him. 504 00:26:28,942 --> 00:26:30,861 And given what I'd just been doing, 505 00:26:30,986 --> 00:26:32,404 I thought you wouldn't want me going out to dinner 506 00:26:32,529 --> 00:26:34,990 without a good brush and a floss. 507 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:38,202 Would you please just use the toothbrush I bought you? 508 00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:41,455 Would you please just shut up and watch the movie? 509 00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:46,543 I said, please. 510 00:26:49,546 --> 00:26:53,217 Why would you have to brush your teeth before you go to dinner? 511 00:26:53,342 --> 00:26:55,344 You don't wanna know. Yet. 512 00:26:55,469 --> 00:26:57,930 You're gross and dumb. 513 00:26:58,055 --> 00:26:59,556 You listen to what she says 514 00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:01,725 just so you can tell her how wrong she is. 515 00:27:01,850 --> 00:27:03,644 You are clueless and naive. 516 00:27:04,895 --> 00:27:07,981 I have to tell her that she's wrong because no one else will. 517 00:27:08,232 --> 00:27:10,067 She's the boss, 518 00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:11,818 which means she's surrounded by morons 519 00:27:11,944 --> 00:27:13,946 who are either afraid of her 520 00:27:14,071 --> 00:27:16,031 or they want to kiss up to her, or they want to 521 00:27:18,951 --> 00:27:20,035 kiss her. 522 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:21,203 But not you. 523 00:27:21,328 --> 00:27:22,329 I already kissed her 524 00:27:22,454 --> 00:27:23,914 and I respect her enough not to treat her like 525 00:27:24,039 --> 00:27:27,125 some tender blossom who needs to be coddled. 526 00:27:28,585 --> 00:27:30,379 Makes sense to me. 527 00:27:32,464 --> 00:27:35,092 That's what you think you did? 528 00:27:35,884 --> 00:27:37,135 Yeah, totally. 529 00:27:38,136 --> 00:27:39,346 (SCOFFS) 530 00:27:45,143 --> 00:27:46,436 You? 531 00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:48,814 No, I didn't punch her. 532 00:27:49,982 --> 00:27:51,191 (ALL CLAMORING) 533 00:28:07,291 --> 00:28:08,292 (GASPS) 534 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,127 (BOYS EXCLAIMING) 535 00:28:11,128 --> 00:28:12,296 BOY: Oh, my God. 536 00:28:12,421 --> 00:28:14,381 HOUSE: - You're a moron. - I didn't mean to. 537 00:28:14,506 --> 00:28:16,049 The stick had a wicked heel curve. 538 00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:17,718 Did I mention, you're a moron? 539 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:19,052 Hey, you just said that it's wrong 540 00:28:19,177 --> 00:28:21,596 to treat your girlfriend like she's weaker than you. 541 00:28:21,722 --> 00:28:22,973 I'm not talking about trying to score, 542 00:28:23,098 --> 00:28:24,266 I'm talking about shooting high. 543 00:28:24,391 --> 00:28:26,810 Tennis shoes on a wooden floor? 544 00:28:26,935 --> 00:28:29,187 She obviously can't butterfly and cover the low corners. 545 00:28:29,730 --> 00:28:31,982 Your turn. The laptop. 546 00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:34,067 (MUTTERS) 547 00:28:43,076 --> 00:28:45,871 I must be in the midst of a complex partial seizure 548 00:28:45,996 --> 00:28:48,081 'cause I know you are not sitting at my desk. 549 00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:50,709 Sorry, I ran out of lotion in mine. 550 00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:52,044 - Get the hell out of here. - Can't. 551 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:54,755 This is the only place left that Cuddy will never look for me 552 00:28:54,880 --> 00:28:56,006 and I still haven't found what I'm looking for. 553 00:28:56,131 --> 00:28:59,426 I can tell you what you're about to find. It's my foot in your ass. 554 00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:01,928 I don't think you got enough lotion for that. 555 00:29:02,054 --> 00:29:03,889 How'd you even get in here? The door was locked. 556 00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:07,934 Well, either I can walk through walls, or... 557 00:29:09,436 --> 00:29:11,104 We have lift off. 558 00:29:11,229 --> 00:29:12,105 Is that Cuddy's journal? 559 00:29:12,272 --> 00:29:15,484 No, it's a freelance piece I'm writing for Teen Vogue. 560 00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:16,943 Let me see that. 561 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:18,278 Sorry, gotta go. 562 00:29:20,113 --> 00:29:21,448 Key. 563 00:29:23,909 --> 00:29:25,160 Oh. 564 00:29:27,537 --> 00:29:29,247 I gotta give you one thing, Hourani. 565 00:29:29,873 --> 00:29:34,086 Your wife, she's beautiful. I mean, wow. 566 00:29:34,753 --> 00:29:36,046 Thank you. 567 00:29:41,134 --> 00:29:42,386 (GASPS) 568 00:29:45,764 --> 00:29:46,848 House! 569 00:29:50,185 --> 00:29:51,269 ALEX: Wait. 570 00:29:53,647 --> 00:29:55,440 I thought you were Dr. Hourani. 571 00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:57,275 GIRL: Yeah. (STUDENTS MURMURING) 572 00:30:08,537 --> 00:30:11,415 So that's why you're here? Well, that was stupid. 573 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:13,583 I know. 574 00:30:13,708 --> 00:30:16,378 Mr. Stupid Head at your service. 575 00:30:16,503 --> 00:30:17,462 FOREMAN ON PHONE: Where are you now? 576 00:30:17,587 --> 00:30:18,880 In the principal's office. 577 00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:20,549 House, we don't have time for games. 578 00:30:20,674 --> 00:30:22,300 The PET scan was negative for sarcoidosis. 579 00:30:22,426 --> 00:30:24,428 Great. Means the treatment's already working. 580 00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:27,180 It would if we'd actually started the treatment, but we didn't. 581 00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:28,473 HOUSE: Why the hell not? 582 00:30:28,598 --> 00:30:30,350 Because it's not sarcoidosis. 583 00:30:30,475 --> 00:30:32,018 If you were here, you would know that. 584 00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:33,645 He's dying. What's left of his lung 585 00:30:33,770 --> 00:30:35,439 has collapsed and FNA of the mediastinal... 586 00:30:35,564 --> 00:30:36,773 I don't care about the FNA. 587 00:30:36,898 --> 00:30:39,025 What I care about is how he responds to the treatment. 588 00:30:39,151 --> 00:30:40,527 - House... - Just do it. 589 00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:48,201 Sarcoidosis is a diagnosis of exclusion, 590 00:30:48,577 --> 00:30:51,955 which means that the cowards who spend their time excluding what it isn't 591 00:30:52,080 --> 00:30:55,208 usually cause their patients to die from what it is. 592 00:30:55,792 --> 00:30:58,503 I don't get it. Why would you lie about your name? 593 00:30:58,628 --> 00:30:59,796 Who cares? 594 00:30:59,921 --> 00:31:01,089 What did she write in her journal? 595 00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:03,049 Thank you! 596 00:31:03,175 --> 00:31:06,386 That is exactly my point. Why does no one ever believe me? 597 00:31:07,596 --> 00:31:08,805 What? 598 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:11,766 Just because he's dying doesn't make it interesting. 599 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:14,853 You cheated on her, didn't you? 600 00:31:14,978 --> 00:31:16,563 No, I didn't cheat on her. 601 00:31:16,688 --> 00:31:18,690 It's obviously more than just you used her toothbrush 602 00:31:18,815 --> 00:31:20,650 and wouldn't take the garbage out. 603 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:22,944 No, actually, it was exactly that. 604 00:31:24,279 --> 00:31:25,739 I just need some time alone. 605 00:31:26,698 --> 00:31:28,533 Because I used your toothbrush? 606 00:31:29,242 --> 00:31:31,161 And you wouldn't take out the garbage. 607 00:31:32,662 --> 00:31:34,539 That's insane. You know that, right? 608 00:31:34,664 --> 00:31:37,709 You do whatever you want. Always. 609 00:31:37,834 --> 00:31:40,003 I said I was sorry. 610 00:31:40,128 --> 00:31:41,922 I was still half asleep. I wasn't paying attention. 611 00:31:42,047 --> 00:31:43,089 And you're always right. 612 00:31:43,215 --> 00:31:44,549 And I don't mean you always think you're right. 613 00:31:44,674 --> 00:31:47,385 But you are actually always right. 614 00:31:47,511 --> 00:31:49,429 Because that's all that matters. 615 00:31:49,554 --> 00:31:50,931 That doesn't even make sense. 616 00:31:51,890 --> 00:31:53,058 What? You want me to be wrong? 617 00:31:53,183 --> 00:31:54,226 I want you to care about 618 00:31:54,351 --> 00:31:59,773 more than just what you want, what you think. 619 00:31:59,898 --> 00:32:03,360 You need me, House. And you may even love me, 620 00:32:04,736 --> 00:32:06,863 but you don't care about me. 621 00:32:08,990 --> 00:32:11,243 And I deserve someone who does. 622 00:32:22,712 --> 00:32:25,924 That's what I said! You don't listen to her. 623 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,218 You didn't say that. 624 00:32:28,885 --> 00:32:30,136 Yes, I did. 625 00:32:31,304 --> 00:32:32,639 Well, I wasn't listening then. 626 00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:33,765 (SCOFFS) 627 00:32:34,224 --> 00:32:36,309 But you found a way to fix things, right? 628 00:32:36,434 --> 00:32:38,270 That's why you were happy when you read her laptop. 629 00:32:38,728 --> 00:32:39,813 I did. 630 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:41,940 At least I thought I did. 631 00:32:43,275 --> 00:32:45,652 She recently got the thin envelope 632 00:32:45,777 --> 00:32:47,862 from her first choice preschool. 633 00:32:47,988 --> 00:32:51,700 But it turns out, it was her fake first choice 634 00:32:51,825 --> 00:32:52,701 because she was convinced she couldn't 635 00:32:52,826 --> 00:32:54,661 get her kid into her actual first choice 636 00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:59,583 without a substantial donation or an inside connection. 637 00:32:59,708 --> 00:33:01,960 If it's Brye Park, I'm afraid she's right. 638 00:33:02,711 --> 00:33:04,504 Wait, that's our school. 639 00:33:04,629 --> 00:33:07,090 What other school would he be talking about? 640 00:33:07,215 --> 00:33:09,092 Just finish the story. 641 00:33:10,427 --> 00:33:12,262 You know, I gotta tell you, 642 00:33:12,387 --> 00:33:14,306 there's bossy, which can be sexy 643 00:33:14,639 --> 00:33:15,765 and then there's bitchy... 644 00:33:15,890 --> 00:33:17,601 Finish the story. 645 00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:24,733 You obviously know this because you're on the school board, 646 00:33:24,858 --> 00:33:25,900 which puts you on the inside 647 00:33:26,026 --> 00:33:29,487 and being the CEO here obviously connects you to Cuddy. 648 00:33:29,613 --> 00:33:32,907 Well, if we're so connected, why isn't she the one asking? 649 00:33:33,408 --> 00:33:35,160 Because she thinks it's wrong 650 00:33:35,285 --> 00:33:38,288 to use connections to cut in line. I don't. 651 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:42,626 I might be able to help. 652 00:33:42,751 --> 00:33:43,752 Fantastic. 653 00:33:43,877 --> 00:33:46,421 But I could use a favor as well. 654 00:33:47,088 --> 00:33:48,131 FOREMAN: Where are you? 655 00:33:48,256 --> 00:33:49,215 I needed to take care of something. 656 00:33:49,341 --> 00:33:50,383 It's not a foreign body. 657 00:33:50,508 --> 00:33:51,551 HOUSE: You must've missed it. 658 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:52,636 If we do any more imaging, 659 00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:54,804 we're gonna have to add radiation poisoning to the DDX. 660 00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:56,598 I meant the sarcoidosis. 661 00:33:56,723 --> 00:33:59,351 The biopsy and c-ANCA were both negative. 662 00:33:59,476 --> 00:34:00,602 We're gonna have to do a pneumonectomy. 663 00:34:00,727 --> 00:34:02,228 HOUSE: No sign of drug or alcohol abuse. 664 00:34:02,354 --> 00:34:06,191 He's not a smoker, coal miner or a potter. It's sarcoidosis. 665 00:34:06,316 --> 00:34:08,234 Start him on corticosteroids and methotrexate. 666 00:34:08,360 --> 00:34:10,612 If it's a drug resistant bug and we give him steroids... 667 00:34:10,737 --> 00:34:13,698 He'll die, which from the sound of it, wouldn't be much worse than... 668 00:34:13,823 --> 00:34:14,991 (BRAKES SCREECHING) 669 00:34:16,326 --> 00:34:17,786 You moron. 670 00:34:33,885 --> 00:34:36,846 But you have to show him your ID and your insurance stuff. 671 00:34:36,971 --> 00:34:38,682 You can't just give him a fake name. 672 00:34:38,807 --> 00:34:40,767 You don't have to do anything. 673 00:34:40,892 --> 00:34:43,520 Last time I checked, this was still America. 674 00:34:43,853 --> 00:34:45,814 'Course that was 10 years ago. 675 00:34:46,064 --> 00:34:47,524 But you're gonna pay him, right? 676 00:34:47,649 --> 00:34:48,942 I mean, it was your fault. 677 00:34:50,485 --> 00:34:52,821 A yellow light does not mean stop. 678 00:34:52,946 --> 00:34:54,823 At the most, 20% my fault. 679 00:34:54,948 --> 00:34:57,242 Since the insurance companies automatically 680 00:34:57,367 --> 00:35:00,787 put 100% of the fault on the rear-ender, 681 00:35:00,912 --> 00:35:03,665 my little lie was actually an effort 682 00:35:03,790 --> 00:35:05,875 to achieve an outcome closer to the truth. 683 00:35:07,627 --> 00:35:10,046 And it would've worked, too 684 00:35:10,171 --> 00:35:12,924 if it weren't for those meddling kids. 685 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,301 I am Dr. Hourani. 686 00:35:15,427 --> 00:35:17,887 Then why did you say the other doctor was Hourani? 687 00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:21,099 It's a common name. 688 00:35:21,224 --> 00:35:24,686 It's like Smith in Lebanon. 689 00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:26,312 Let me see your ID. 690 00:35:26,438 --> 00:35:27,856 I told you. I left it in my other pants. 691 00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:29,274 Really? 'Cause it looks like it's still in this pair. 692 00:35:29,399 --> 00:35:30,483 Get your hands off me. 693 00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,443 - Give me your ID. - Hey! 694 00:35:31,568 --> 00:35:32,902 - Will you stop... - Give me your ID. 695 00:35:33,027 --> 00:35:34,529 CORWIN: Gentlemen, please. (STUDENTS GASP) 696 00:35:35,196 --> 00:35:36,823 - Kids, stay calm. DRYDEN: - Give me your ID! 697 00:35:37,073 --> 00:35:39,826 Stop! Stop this right now! Stay in your seats. 698 00:35:39,993 --> 00:35:41,953 Stay calm, you guys. Stay in your seats. 699 00:35:42,078 --> 00:35:43,955 Gentlemen, please, this is not the time or place. 700 00:35:44,080 --> 00:35:45,415 (SILENCE) 701 00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:50,879 ls there a problem in here, Ms. Corvvin? 702 00:36:04,434 --> 00:36:05,477 Why don't you just take off? 703 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:08,313 It's not like the principal can call your parents. 704 00:36:08,438 --> 00:36:11,483 No, but the principal can call the police. 705 00:36:11,608 --> 00:36:13,568 Or the guy he's doing the favor for. 706 00:36:14,110 --> 00:36:16,529 His girlfriend's obviously gonna find out. 707 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:17,697 He's screwed. 708 00:36:17,822 --> 00:36:19,532 - I'd bolt. - No, you wouldn't. 709 00:36:19,699 --> 00:36:21,075 Yeah, I would. 710 00:36:21,785 --> 00:36:23,661 No, you wouldn't. 711 00:36:25,663 --> 00:36:27,499 How do you know? 712 00:36:37,300 --> 00:36:38,343 (SIGHS) 713 00:36:39,219 --> 00:36:40,261 What's wrong? 714 00:36:41,221 --> 00:36:44,516 I guess... I don't wanna do it like this. 715 00:36:46,434 --> 00:36:47,977 Sorry for shooting the puck so hard 716 00:36:48,102 --> 00:36:50,563 and tricking you in the bet. 717 00:36:50,855 --> 00:36:51,940 You didn't trick me. 718 00:36:52,065 --> 00:36:53,107 Yeah, I did. 719 00:36:54,025 --> 00:36:56,694 I gave Madison a Red Dead Revolver cheat code, 720 00:36:56,820 --> 00:36:58,571 so she'd hit your foot with the rope. 721 00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,785 I knew you couldn't beat me. 722 00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,286 You're right. It's just... 723 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:06,704 (SIGHS) 724 00:37:06,830 --> 00:37:10,834 I really like you and I'm pretty sure you like me, too, 725 00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:13,795 but I don't want to play any more games. 726 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,967 When you want... I mean, if you ever want to, 727 00:37:20,260 --> 00:37:23,680 just tell me you're ready, and, you know... 728 00:37:24,806 --> 00:37:25,849 Sorry. 729 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:38,903 Well done. 730 00:37:40,905 --> 00:37:42,907 He's not always a jerk. 731 00:37:44,993 --> 00:37:46,411 And neither are you. 732 00:37:46,911 --> 00:37:48,705 She obviously likes you. 733 00:37:48,830 --> 00:37:52,292 Just stop using her toothbrush and stop playing games. 734 00:37:53,710 --> 00:37:55,628 She'll still like you. 735 00:37:57,213 --> 00:38:01,843 She's bossy, but she's usually right. 736 00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:04,470 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 737 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:16,774 Thank you. 738 00:38:16,900 --> 00:38:18,902 FIELDS: Dr. House, can I ask you a question? 739 00:38:19,527 --> 00:38:21,738 Are you insane or just stupid? 740 00:38:24,657 --> 00:38:25,909 Is there a third option? 741 00:38:26,534 --> 00:38:28,953 Actually, I don't think there is. 742 00:38:32,749 --> 00:38:35,668 I'm sorry, I just wasn't thinking. 743 00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:39,339 I mean, I was, but only about myself. 744 00:38:40,173 --> 00:38:41,883 That's apparently the way I am. 745 00:38:42,592 --> 00:38:45,136 Usually. Not always. 746 00:38:46,554 --> 00:38:49,098 I need to convince someone of that. 747 00:38:49,891 --> 00:38:52,644 And you think you can do that by getting someone to 748 00:38:52,769 --> 00:38:55,855 pull strings to get her daughter into our preschool? 749 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,983 I spoke to Sanford Wells. 750 00:39:03,363 --> 00:39:06,783 You can call the police, you can turn me in for lying at the accident. 751 00:39:06,908 --> 00:39:09,661 I'm sure Mr. Dryden has already taken care of that. 752 00:39:10,578 --> 00:39:12,705 Let her daughter in. 753 00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:15,667 She's a great kid and Dr. Cuddy's a great mom. 754 00:39:15,792 --> 00:39:17,961 They'll fit in perfectly here. 755 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:24,050 And how exactly does admitting her daughter prove how unselfish you are? 756 00:39:24,884 --> 00:39:26,886 Seems like you're still doing it to help yourself, 757 00:39:27,011 --> 00:39:28,346 not anyone else. 758 00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:32,058 I don't know. 759 00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:35,979 I just know that I need to do something. 760 00:39:37,522 --> 00:39:39,774 I need her in my life. 761 00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:44,988 You know what it's like to actually need someone? 762 00:39:49,617 --> 00:39:50,702 Yes. 763 00:39:53,955 --> 00:39:55,248 I do. 764 00:39:55,373 --> 00:39:58,960 But I also know what it's like to have responsibilities. 765 00:40:00,586 --> 00:40:02,714 Maybe it's time you grew up. 766 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:15,852 Dr. House? ls there anything you'd like to say? 767 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:18,312 Can I be excused? 768 00:40:24,986 --> 00:40:27,613 It's just food. 769 00:40:28,531 --> 00:40:31,075 Something small enough to go down the wrong pipe, 770 00:40:31,200 --> 00:40:33,536 but too big to be washed out by the bronchial lavage. 771 00:40:35,121 --> 00:40:36,414 Wouldn't show up on a CT. 772 00:40:36,539 --> 00:40:40,877 But would cause the COPD and wouldn't respond to steroids or antibiotics. 773 00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:44,714 Prep him for exploratory surgery and start the betting. 774 00:40:44,839 --> 00:40:45,840 Betting? 775 00:40:45,965 --> 00:40:48,259 I got 100 bucks that says it's a pea. 776 00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,020 I'm busy. 777 00:40:59,479 --> 00:41:00,938 I know. 778 00:41:07,570 --> 00:41:09,572 I just want to say that I'm sorry. 779 00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:14,994 Shouldn't you be saying that to Sanford Wells? 780 00:41:16,454 --> 00:41:20,208 A fifth grade career day? You really thought you could pull that off? 781 00:41:22,168 --> 00:41:24,879 I figured, how hard could it be? 782 00:41:26,172 --> 00:41:27,465 (SIGHS) 783 00:41:28,132 --> 00:41:29,884 And I wanted to prove to you 784 00:41:30,009 --> 00:41:33,179 that I do care about your needs. 785 00:41:33,805 --> 00:41:35,932 And Rachel's. 786 00:41:37,475 --> 00:41:38,518 I do. 787 00:41:41,437 --> 00:41:44,065 Is that why you also stole my computer? 788 00:41:44,732 --> 00:41:45,900 Yes, it is. 789 00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:47,193 And then threw it in the trash? 790 00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:50,279 I did not throw it, I placed it, 791 00:41:50,404 --> 00:41:51,948 knowing that the janitor would find it 792 00:41:52,073 --> 00:41:55,159 and know it was yours, and return it to you unharmed. 793 00:41:55,284 --> 00:41:56,953 I'm a moron. 794 00:41:57,078 --> 00:42:00,623 But that doesn't mean I don't care about you, I don't think about you, 795 00:42:00,998 --> 00:42:03,626 I don't want you to be happy. 796 00:42:05,086 --> 00:42:08,172 I was wrong, you were right. I can do better. 797 00:42:08,297 --> 00:42:10,633 Just give me a chance. 798 00:42:15,513 --> 00:42:19,684 What were you? An astronaut or a bull fighter? 799 00:42:22,812 --> 00:42:24,105 I was myself. 800 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:25,898 For the most part. 801 00:42:34,031 --> 00:42:35,324 I know you're still upset, 802 00:42:39,036 --> 00:42:42,206 so I'll leave you to deal with it however you want. 803 00:42:43,958 --> 00:42:45,001 House. 804 00:42:51,924 --> 00:42:53,926 You want to come over for dinner tonight? 805 00:42:54,719 --> 00:42:56,179 I'd love to.