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Excuse me, waitress?
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I'm afraid the teriyaki chicken's
no longer on the menu.
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Oh, I'm sorry,
that's what you had last time.
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We've never
been here before.
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I definitely remember you.
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MAN: No, we never
get up north.
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We're just up to see a friend of ours
who moved here last summer.
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Your hair was lighter,
you had little round glasses.
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- Sounds like you.
- Henry, don't play along,
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it's a gimmick for tips.
Could we get some water?
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It was last August,
Saturday the 14th.
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You were wearing
a blue dress with polka dots,
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your eyes were puffy
like you'd been crying.
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The 14th is
Darren's birthday.
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He said he had to
cancel his party
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'cause his old
girlfriend showed up.
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- They got in a huge fight.
- Henry...
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I knew it. Damn it.
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Ever since that ski trip,
when the two of you disappeared...
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I'll go get your water.
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Are you all right?
Are you okay?
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(NADIA GASPING)
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I can't move my legs.
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Picture a door,
unlocked with the key of the mind.
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Two medical cases,
both more fascinating than the last.
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MARTHA: That actually
makes no logical sense.
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HOUSE: This is not
a door to logical sense.
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Also, shut up.
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Case number one:
a 33-year-old woman
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named something
I can't remember.
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You'll see
the irony in a second
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presenting with
temporary paralysis,
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high CK levels,
and a perfect memory.
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How perfect is perfect?
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HOUSE: Perfectly perfect.
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Hyperthymesia,
complete recall
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of every moment
of every day since puberty.
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All 7,600,049 of them.
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That's cool, huh?
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One of only a handful
of recorded cases...
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So we have two symptoms:
temporary leg paralysis and elevated CK.
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Obviously, you're not suffering
from the same condition
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'cause you've already forgotten
my dramatic voice over.
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There's a third symptom.
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Her memory's unrelated.
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Why? It's a strange
medical phenomenon...
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Hyperthymesia's known
to manifest in adolescence.
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Yeah, in the whole
five documented cases.
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To be related,
it'd mean 20 years between symptoms.
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Plus, I don't know of any diseases
that cause great memory,
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only ones that destroy it.
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MRls show no
evidence of a stroke
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or tumors,
so probably a toxin.
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She's a waitress. They're no strangers
to botulism or alcoholism.
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We should search the diner
and where she lives.
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Or you could
search her brain.
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You know, where her memory lives,
and save the gas.
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You two, check her home,
you two, get a complete patient history.
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We'll see who
gets an answer first.
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You said there
was a second case.
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Oh. Yeah, thanks.
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The case of
the 45-year-old doctor
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who just failed
his pathology re-certification exam
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is going to lose
his board certification and get fired.
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How did you fail it?
You spend half your life in the lab.
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I was recovering from the flu.
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I'm retaking it next week.
It's not an issue.
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Normally, I'd let
Darwinism run its course
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but (Buddy's in a big tizzy
about her poster boy getting canned.
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So, how are we gonna get
the short guy off the short bus?
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- What about a tutor?
- I don't need a tutor.
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Tutor it is.
Choose your poison.
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Chase, if you prefer
pounding Aussie beers
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and commiserating
over the suckiness of divorce.
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Masters, if you want
nervous energy, flash cards
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and obnoxious
pieces of arcane trivia.
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Foreman, if you need to be berated
by a humorless hardass.
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- Foreman.
- Interesting.
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You must be more
worried than you look.
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Need a consult,
Dr. Wilson.
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So, call me in a week
if it still itches.
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Thank you.
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And be sure to give
Sarah a kiss for me.
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Will do.
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Who's Sarah?
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Her granddaughter,
I think?
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Early stages of dementia.
What's the consult?
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I need your
medical opinion
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on what bar we're gonna hit
for happy hour tonight
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to kick-off the official end
to your three-month pity-party over Sam.
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I can't tonight.
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Because of Sarah?
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Yes, because of my senile
patient's granddaughter, you caught me.
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I'm busy.
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Who's Sarah?
Wilson's friend?
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My computer crashed.
Lost my database of his acquaintances.
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Or you're both
lying to me.
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I know nothing about Wilson
having a friend named Sarah.
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Satisfied?
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Ooh!
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What are the eight
types of vomitus?
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I can show you four right now
if you ask me one more review question.
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Hey, you picked me
and you said you wanted a hardass.
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No, House said that
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and I pretended to agree
to get him off my back.
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I picked you because
I wanted the guy
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who doesn't like getting involved
in other people's problems.
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I guess I thought
you'd want to skip
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the massive public humiliation
of getting fired.
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By treating me
like I'm an imbecile?
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I'm totally fine.
I aced my first pathology boards.
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Medicine has come a long way
in the last 100 years.
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You know, I heard of
a guy who knew a guy
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who could get
the exam ahead of time.
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It was something I heard.
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Patient's file said she lost some weight
on a new diet, right?
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Yeah, she went vegan.
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Are laxatives vegan?
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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- Hello?
FOREMAN: - Where are you?
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In the parking garage,
searching Wilson's car.
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We have an answer,
magnesium poisoning.
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FOREMAN: We found a pretty
large stash of laxatives.
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Abuse can lead
to hypermagnesemia.
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I admit, that's impressively
outside-the-box thinking.
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FOREMAN: House?
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You still there, House?
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(SNIFFS)
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TAUB: Everything okay?
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No. For a second, I thought Wilson
might have a drug problem.
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Turns out it's much,
much worse.
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Okay... So we push fluids...
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...and wait for her kidneys
to clear the hypermagnesemia?
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You'll be waiting a long time
since that's not what she has.
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Her BP and respiratory rate
are normal.
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While you two were so busy
being impressively outside the box...
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...you missed the actual box.
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Chase and Masters done yet?
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NADIA: Two light beers
November 16th,
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one really bad glass
of pinot on the 17th,
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nothing from the 18th...
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Shouldn't you be working
for NASA or something?
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You mean,
why am I just a waitress?
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No, I didn't mean...
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(STAMMERS) I'm sorry I...
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It's okay.
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Remembering something
is not the same as understanding it.
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I'm not a genius.
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I love my job.
I'm great at it. It keeps my mind busy.
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Hi, I'm Dr. House,
and you're not pooping.
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Question is,
are you also a klutz?
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I guess I'm no clumsier
than most people...
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What are you guessing for?
You've got a perfect memory.
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I was told there'd be numbers,
dates, fireworks.
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What do you want to know?
Let's go back to 2008.
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How many trips, stumbles,
falls did you have?
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Eleven.
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This really works. Cool.
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How about 2009?
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Twelve.
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Even cooler.
Last year?
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Twenty.
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That's a big spike
in dyscoordination.
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If you add constipation,
it's early onset Parkinson's.
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Give her a full neuro-exam
and start her on levodopa.
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I'm so surprised you broke
into my apartment without telling me.
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- What is this?
- An intervention.
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Exhibit A:
a baggie filled
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with Nepeta cataria,
also known as...
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That better not be
what I think it is.
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If you mean
your new junkie girlfriend, then yes.
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(MEWING)
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House...
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Okay, fine, I got a cat.
Release the Kraken.
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00:09:00,979 --> 00:09:03,398
I don't think you appreciate
the severity of your situation.
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00:09:03,523 --> 00:09:06,776
You're rapidly approaching
end-stage male spinsterism.
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00:09:06,901 --> 00:09:07,861
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:11,447
That cat, that diabetic cat,
that you're shooting up with insulin
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00:09:11,573 --> 00:09:13,741
and buying dime
bags of catnip for,
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00:09:14,576 --> 00:09:16,619
that means you've given up
on ever finding anyone.
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00:09:16,744 --> 00:09:19,330
Don't you think
you're completely overreacting?
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If I'm completely overreacting,
why'd you lie to me?
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00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:24,377
Because I knew you'd
completely overreact.
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Its name is Sarah.
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Cats aren't named that, women are.
What the Freud is that about?
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00:09:29,757 --> 00:09:34,846
Look, I didn't name her, my neighbor
did. She died and I felt bad.
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Sarah would've been destroyed
at the shelter.
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Who wouldn't want
a cat that croaks
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if you're not home
twice a day to shoot it up?
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00:09:42,604 --> 00:09:44,647
It's like having
your own button on Lost.
191
00:09:45,440 --> 00:09:49,944
You know, I'm pretty sure
there's a river nearby.
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I'm keeping her.
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00:09:57,619 --> 00:10:00,496
MARTHA: Okay, shrug your shoulders
and don't let me push them down.
194
00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:05,501
So, I have to ask,
is there a trick you use?
195
00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:07,837
Mnemonics, meditation?
196
00:10:07,962 --> 00:10:09,380
No. No tricks.
197
00:10:10,131 --> 00:10:12,717
I don't even try, really.
It's just there.
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00:10:14,052 --> 00:10:17,931
Is my memory going to go away
with the Parkinson's?
199
00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:19,307
It's quite possible.
200
00:10:19,432 --> 00:10:20,642
But we still have
a lot of tests to do
201
00:10:20,767 --> 00:10:22,227
before we have
a definitive diagnosis.
202
00:10:22,352 --> 00:10:24,187
Well, here's hoping
for cancer.
203
00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:28,483
Nadia?
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00:10:29,442 --> 00:10:31,402
Your boss called me.
205
00:10:31,945 --> 00:10:34,614
Sorry, I'm Elena,
Nadia's older sister.
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00:10:36,616 --> 00:10:37,700
You don't
have to be here.
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00:10:39,285 --> 00:10:42,622
But I'd like to pretend you'd visit me
if I were in a hospital.
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00:10:43,915 --> 00:10:45,291
You brought daisies.
209
00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:50,338
- They're your favorite.
- No, they're my least favorite.
210
00:10:50,463 --> 00:10:53,675
I was stung in
the face six times by...
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00:10:56,177 --> 00:10:57,929
Oh, God.
What's wrong?
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00:10:58,096 --> 00:10:59,931
(MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY)
My heart...
213
00:11:00,056 --> 00:11:02,058
Fast, wide-complex rhythm.
Get the paddles.
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00:11:06,854 --> 00:11:08,606
CHASE: Cardiac involvement
rules out Parkinson's.
215
00:11:08,731 --> 00:11:11,734
So we're back to transient paralysis
and high CK, plus arrhythmia.
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00:11:11,859 --> 00:11:14,862
Masters, when you finally blossom
into a woman,
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00:11:14,988 --> 00:11:16,614
would you ever sleep with a man
who had a cat?
218
00:11:16,739 --> 00:11:18,533
(SIGHS) Sure.
219
00:11:18,658 --> 00:11:21,244
Wrong, the answer is "no."
220
00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:22,578
Slut.
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00:11:23,621 --> 00:11:25,248
Any of you
ever had a cat?
222
00:11:26,040 --> 00:11:27,583
Any of you ever had sex?
223
00:11:28,793 --> 00:11:32,005
I think as your people say,
"Quod erat demonstrandum. "
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00:11:32,130 --> 00:11:34,299
An excess of catecholamine
could set off an arrhythmia.
225
00:11:34,424 --> 00:11:36,009
It's not a pheo,
her blood pressure is fine.
226
00:11:36,134 --> 00:11:37,343
Maybe we're
missing the obvious.
227
00:11:37,468 --> 00:11:39,012
The heart could be
behind everything.
228
00:11:39,137 --> 00:11:42,598
If it's not pumping effectively,
the muscles shut down,
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CK elevates,
coordination suffers.
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00:11:44,892 --> 00:11:46,311
Why are you
asking about cats?
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00:11:47,520 --> 00:11:48,604
Curiosity.
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00:11:49,439 --> 00:11:50,606
Can we focus here?
233
00:11:51,774 --> 00:11:54,444
Her heart problem started
when Nadia saw her sister.
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00:11:54,569 --> 00:11:59,073
Stress-induced arrhythmia
could be caused by long QT syndrome.
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00:11:59,198 --> 00:12:00,908
Her sister was barely in the room
five minutes.
236
00:12:01,034 --> 00:12:04,203
She said they'd been estranged for
over six years. That's a lot of tension.
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00:12:04,329 --> 00:12:06,164
Run a stress test
to confirm long QT.
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00:12:06,289 --> 00:12:07,832
It'll have to
be drug-induced,
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00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:09,208
a treadmill would
pull her stitches.
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00:12:09,334 --> 00:12:11,127
Drugs are never
the answer.
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00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:12,503
We want her
heart to go crazy,
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00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,005
there's something
simpler and safer.
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Use the sister.
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00:12:24,515 --> 00:12:26,309
You lied to me.
245
00:12:27,060 --> 00:12:29,312
No, I said I didn't
know anything about
246
00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:31,105
Wilson having
a friend named Sarah.
247
00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:33,441
Under House rules,
that's not a lie.
248
00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:36,819
He's lonely.
249
00:12:36,944 --> 00:12:38,780
The cat's a nice way for him
to get some affection.
250
00:12:38,905 --> 00:12:40,073
That's not
the kind of puddy tat,
251
00:12:40,198 --> 00:12:41,407
he needs to be
getting it from.
252
00:12:41,532 --> 00:12:42,950
He needs the puddy tat
he can tap.
253
00:12:43,076 --> 00:12:44,577
Why is this so
important to you?
254
00:12:45,745 --> 00:12:47,372
After divorce
number two,
255
00:12:47,497 --> 00:12:50,833
he fell into a committed relationship
with a three-legged Siamese,
256
00:12:50,958 --> 00:12:54,420
stopped answering his phone and
redecorated his place like Gray Gardens.
257
00:12:54,545 --> 00:12:55,838
He wasn't able to
come back to humanity
258
00:12:55,963 --> 00:12:59,675
until a window was left,
suspiciously and heroically, open.
259
00:13:00,551 --> 00:13:02,970
How that cat opened the window,
I will never know.
260
00:13:03,096 --> 00:13:04,639
He just needs more time.
261
00:13:07,266 --> 00:13:09,727
Leave him
and the cat alone.
262
00:13:10,686 --> 00:13:12,188
I won't if you will.
263
00:13:15,733 --> 00:13:17,235
Sorry about the daisies.
264
00:13:17,360 --> 00:13:19,529
I always get it confused
if you love or hate them.
265
00:13:19,654 --> 00:13:20,655
Do you want to know
exactly how many times
266
00:13:20,780 --> 00:13:22,198
I've told you
that I hate them?
267
00:13:22,323 --> 00:13:23,783
I didn't do it
on purpose.
268
00:13:25,827 --> 00:13:28,246
Her heart rate
isn't moving.
269
00:13:28,371 --> 00:13:30,498
The sister stress
pot needs stirring.
270
00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:33,292
You want me to
start a fight?
271
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,628
- No.
- Just agitate a little.
272
00:13:35,753 --> 00:13:36,879
Use something
from the history.
273
00:13:37,004 --> 00:13:38,131
You're not lying to them.
274
00:13:38,256 --> 00:13:39,298
In fact, you'd be
telling the truth
275
00:13:39,424 --> 00:13:40,842
and serving
their medical needs.
276
00:13:41,968 --> 00:13:43,302
(EXHALES)
277
00:13:51,727 --> 00:13:53,771
You haven't seen each
other in a while, huh?
278
00:13:55,314 --> 00:13:58,734
I heard the story about the time
you hit Nadia with the car.
279
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,236
That must have
been pretty scary.
280
00:14:02,613 --> 00:14:03,948
Why would you
tell them that?
281
00:14:04,073 --> 00:14:05,700
They asked about
broken bones.
282
00:14:06,242 --> 00:14:07,493
I swear that
I checked my mirrors.
283
00:14:07,618 --> 00:14:08,744
You know that's a lie.
284
00:14:09,370 --> 00:14:10,872
You knew I was
getting the mail
285
00:14:10,997 --> 00:14:13,249
and you just didn't
care enough to check.
286
00:14:13,374 --> 00:14:16,377
Just like you didn't care
that you ruined my 23rd birthday...
287
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:17,420
Nadia, don't start.
288
00:14:17,545 --> 00:14:20,339
You started it by coming here
and acting like you give a crap.
289
00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:22,967
Here we go again! I'm such a monster
because I brought daisies!
290
00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:23,926
(MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY)
291
00:14:25,511 --> 00:14:26,471
You need to
leave right now.
292
00:14:26,596 --> 00:14:27,638
Is she going
to be okay?
293
00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:29,807
Elena, get out!
294
00:14:38,441 --> 00:14:39,859
You said you'd
be 10 minutes.
295
00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,652
I couldn't
decide on the cheese.
296
00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:46,449
When are you getting an apartment?
Or at least a storage room?
297
00:14:46,574 --> 00:14:48,868
I'll get to it.
I like it here.
298
00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,536
They have
Video on Demand.
299
00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:54,165
- I pulled a practice test
- I hate practice tests.
300
00:14:54,290 --> 00:14:55,917
Hey, I never saw
The Usual Suspects,
301
00:14:56,042 --> 00:14:57,126
you want to check it
out before we start?
302
00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:58,920
What are you doing?
You've got three days.
303
00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,338
Why is everyone's
first assumption
304
00:15:00,463 --> 00:15:01,631
I'm going to fail
this stupid test?
305
00:15:01,756 --> 00:15:02,965
Maybe because you did?
306
00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:04,634
I was recovering
from the flu.
307
00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:06,469
I don't care if you
were dying from Ebola,
308
00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,262
you shouldn't have
gotten less than a 70.
309
00:15:08,387 --> 00:15:10,014
You're nothing
but excuses and distractions.
310
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:13,893
Well, it's a nice match with
your condescension and superiority.
311
00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:17,438
Enjoy the movie.
312
00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:21,692
Kevin Spacey
is Keyser S6ze.
313
00:15:24,445 --> 00:15:25,446
(SIGHS)
314
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:27,323
(DOOR CLOSES)
315
00:15:34,664 --> 00:15:35,915
How is she?
316
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,336
We've started her
on a beta blocker,
317
00:15:40,461 --> 00:15:42,338
it should keep her heart rhythm
under control.
318
00:15:42,547 --> 00:15:44,215
She'll be fine
while we run more tests.
319
00:15:44,340 --> 00:15:46,342
Did you hear
she banned me from her room?
320
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:50,304
I know I'm not perfect,
but she's...
321
00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:53,391
She can be
such a bitch.
322
00:15:54,892 --> 00:15:56,894
She never, ever,
ever lets anything go.
323
00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:03,568
Tell Nadia she doesn't need to worry
about seeing me again.
324
00:16:04,944 --> 00:16:06,779
I started the fight.
325
00:16:09,740 --> 00:16:13,035
We needed her heart rate to rise,
so I provoked you.
326
00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:18,374
You can't play
with people like that.
327
00:16:19,834 --> 00:16:21,127
Maybe if I
explained to Nadia...
328
00:16:21,252 --> 00:16:22,712
No, it doesn't matter.
329
00:16:22,837 --> 00:16:25,715
It's just one more
fight for her to remember.
330
00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:31,846
Guess you're both bitches.
331
00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:43,399
Masters.
332
00:16:47,069 --> 00:16:49,238
Smell her breath.
Breathe out.
333
00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,699
(EXHALES)
334
00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:53,618
Ammonia.
335
00:16:53,951 --> 00:16:55,369
What is it?
336
00:16:55,870 --> 00:16:57,913
I think your kidneys
are shutting down.
337
00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:04,086
Failing kidneys puts the heart back
on the list as a symptom.
338
00:17:04,211 --> 00:17:06,464
Maybe she went vegan
because she lost the taste for protein.
339
00:17:06,589 --> 00:17:07,923
Could be amyloidosis.
340
00:17:08,049 --> 00:17:10,134
We would have seen a stiff heart
on the nuclear study.
341
00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:12,178
But autoimmune
could account for
342
00:17:12,303 --> 00:17:14,180
multiple organ
systems and paralysis.
343
00:17:14,305 --> 00:17:17,475
There are a number that'd fit:
Guillain-Barre, polymyositis...
344
00:17:17,600 --> 00:17:19,769
MS, polyarteritis nodosa...
345
00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,062
SLE.
346
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:23,439
Why are you
giving me these?
347
00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:25,816
'Cause while they're off
running all these tests,
348
00:17:25,941 --> 00:17:27,818
you'll be submitting
the insurance forms.
349
00:17:27,943 --> 00:17:29,111
There's an entire
department for that.
350
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:30,821
Exactly,
the Foreman Department.
351
00:17:30,946 --> 00:17:32,657
Of which you're
the foreman, Foreman.
352
00:17:32,782 --> 00:17:34,992
I know you've got the time,
since a little wallaby told me
353
00:17:35,117 --> 00:17:37,536
that you recently vacated your post
as Taub's savior.
354
00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:39,580
- He asked.
- You're worse than Masters.
355
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,207
- How's this my fault?
- He doesn't need a tutor,
356
00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:42,875
he needs Ritalin
and a babysitter.
357
00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:44,835
HOUSE: Consider
the forms incentive.
358
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,671
If Taub doesn't pass,
359
00:17:46,796 --> 00:17:48,881
they will become
a permanent part of your life.
360
00:17:51,801 --> 00:17:55,137
This isn't really about Cuddy, is it?
It's about you.
361
00:17:58,307 --> 00:17:59,809
You don't want
to lose me.
362
00:18:02,561 --> 00:18:03,729
I think you care.
363
00:18:06,774 --> 00:18:08,234
You don't think
you can disgust me
364
00:18:08,359 --> 00:18:09,610
into pulling
Foreman off you.
365
00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:11,696
Pulse the patient with steroids
for the autoimmune
366
00:18:11,821 --> 00:18:13,864
and start her on dialysis
for the kidney failure.
367
00:18:13,989 --> 00:18:18,285
Treat the Taub with insults
and small slaps for the obstinacy
368
00:18:18,411 --> 00:18:21,414
and start him on studying
for the brain failure.
369
00:18:25,334 --> 00:18:28,212
No, that's not gonna work.
I have a haircut at 4:00.
370
00:18:29,630 --> 00:18:33,634
I'll be in the... I'll be in the office
in about 20 minutes.
371
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:35,970
(SNEEZES)
372
00:18:36,137 --> 00:18:37,638
Yeah, okay.
373
00:18:38,347 --> 00:18:39,348
(EXHALES)
374
00:18:43,310 --> 00:18:44,478
(MEWS)
375
00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:47,523
(WILSON SNEEZES)
376
00:18:48,774 --> 00:18:49,775
(GROANS)
377
00:18:53,446 --> 00:18:55,114
You planted something
in my apartment
378
00:18:55,239 --> 00:18:57,158
to make me think
I'm allergic to Sarah.
379
00:18:58,159 --> 00:19:02,037
Paranoia is the first sign
of Toxoplasma gondii,
380
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:04,123
the parasite linked to
crazy cat lady disease.
381
00:19:04,248 --> 00:19:05,249
I'm not paranoid.
382
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:09,003
I'm allergic to ragweed and dandelion.
I am not allergic to cats.
383
00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:10,129
You're trying
to gaslight me.
384
00:19:10,254 --> 00:19:12,047
Maybe your subconscious
385
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:14,008
is afraid that you're
gonna die alone
386
00:19:14,133 --> 00:19:17,094
and it just comes out
as gibberish and sneezing.
387
00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,347
Prove that I'm overreacting.
Boy's night out.
388
00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:21,682
Good Time Charlie's.
389
00:19:21,807 --> 00:19:23,601
They just changed
their slogan to
390
00:19:23,726 --> 00:19:25,895
"Where the trashiest
ladies get trashed."
391
00:19:26,020 --> 00:19:28,022
You do see the hypocrisy
in all this, don't you?
392
00:19:28,147 --> 00:19:30,941
Until recently
your lifestyle of choice was self-exile.
393
00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:33,068
But I never had a cat.
394
00:19:34,278 --> 00:19:35,821
Why don't you
pick me up at 8:00?
395
00:19:40,659 --> 00:19:42,787
You're gonna need
another round of steroids.
396
00:19:42,912 --> 00:19:46,123
In the meantime,
we'll start your dialysis.
397
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,252
So I heard Elena
won't be coming back.
398
00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:55,549
You think I was
too hard on her?
399
00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,551
We all hold
our grudges...
400
00:19:57,676 --> 00:19:58,761
It's not a grudge.
401
00:19:59,595 --> 00:20:02,139
It's common sense,
it's simple math.
402
00:20:02,264 --> 00:20:04,099
She's hurt me more
than she's helped me.
403
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:06,310
Most people edit
their memories.
404
00:20:06,435 --> 00:20:09,355
They add small little lies
so they don't have to face the truth.
405
00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,066
My memories
remain the same.
406
00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:15,528
My truth never changes
because my truth is the truth.
407
00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,824
So no one ever
gets forgiven?
408
00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:22,576
Sounds like
a lonely way to live.
409
00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:28,541
No, I do forgive, as long as
the good things they do outweigh the...
410
00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,255
I can't...
I can't breathe.
411
00:20:36,841 --> 00:20:38,175
(GASPING)
412
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,061
Huh.
413
00:20:49,603 --> 00:20:51,105
- What?
- Nothing.
414
00:20:51,230 --> 00:20:54,567
I just always pictured your place
with shag carpet.
415
00:20:55,568 --> 00:20:57,903
Like kind of
a Mod Squad vibe.
416
00:20:59,238 --> 00:21:00,656
Not because of
the black thing.
417
00:21:00,781 --> 00:21:02,658
I always thought you
were more of a Pete...
418
00:21:02,783 --> 00:21:04,535
You're limited to this room
and Marcus's old room.
419
00:21:04,660 --> 00:21:05,661
Where's Marcus?
420
00:21:05,786 --> 00:21:07,538
He tells me he's working
with our uncle in Florida.
421
00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:08,706
He tells you?
422
00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:10,249
You don't look at
or touch anything
423
00:21:10,374 --> 00:21:11,750
that doesn't belong
to you, including food.
424
00:21:12,251 --> 00:21:13,627
You will study
and you will sleep.
425
00:21:13,752 --> 00:21:15,671
You will not leave my
sight until the exam.
426
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:18,132
Great. I'll be back bright and early
tomorrow and we can...
427
00:21:18,674 --> 00:21:21,886
This is no longer just about
your future, it's about mine, too.
428
00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,264
You fail,
and I will kill you.
429
00:21:28,601 --> 00:21:31,228
Respiratory distress means
we were wrong about autoimmune.
430
00:21:31,353 --> 00:21:34,732
MARTHA: Could be pulmonary oedema
from the renal failure.
431
00:21:38,110 --> 00:21:40,029
Pulmonary oedema
doesn't give you hives.
432
00:21:40,154 --> 00:21:42,281
You think this is
an allergic reaction?
433
00:21:42,406 --> 00:21:45,159
It can't be, we pumped
her full of steroids.
434
00:21:49,163 --> 00:21:53,208
It can be if it was a really,
really bad one.
435
00:22:08,974 --> 00:22:10,225
I have good news
and bad news.
436
00:22:11,143 --> 00:22:12,728
Good news is,
I was right about you
437
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,689
having some
autoimmune disease.
438
00:22:15,814 --> 00:22:17,483
You're just allergic
to the dialysis.
439
00:22:19,193 --> 00:22:22,905
But if I can't have dialysis
and my kidneys are failing,
440
00:22:25,282 --> 00:22:27,368
won't that mean I'll die?
441
00:22:29,203 --> 00:22:31,914
Well, you figured
out the bad news.
442
00:22:34,041 --> 00:22:35,042
What do we do?
443
00:22:35,167 --> 00:22:36,502
We look for
another case.
444
00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:38,003
Even if we're
right about autoimmune,
445
00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:39,463
we now don't have
time to prove it.
446
00:22:39,588 --> 00:22:41,465
The transplant board
will never give her a kidney.
447
00:22:41,590 --> 00:22:44,259
Maybe we could go around them?
Get a relative to donate.
448
00:22:44,385 --> 00:22:45,386
Which relative?
449
00:22:45,511 --> 00:22:47,513
The sister who walked away and told you
she was never coming back?
450
00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:48,847
We caused this,
you know.
451
00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:50,599
They were estranged,
but we made it worse.
452
00:22:50,724 --> 00:22:53,602
That relationship was broken
long before we got there.
453
00:22:53,978 --> 00:22:57,481
Nadia literally keeps score.
She tallies everything.
454
00:22:57,982 --> 00:23:00,442
She decided Elena's done more
bad things to her than good.
455
00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,111
Doesn't deserve
her affection.
456
00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:03,320
I'm sure she's right.
457
00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,492
Unlike everybody
else in the world,
458
00:23:08,617 --> 00:23:10,661
her memory seems to
let her keep a pure,
459
00:23:10,786 --> 00:23:13,247
objective view of
people and relationships.
460
00:23:13,372 --> 00:23:16,000
There's no petty emotions or agendas
fogging the windshield.
461
00:23:16,125 --> 00:23:17,334
Why's that so wrong?
462
00:23:17,459 --> 00:23:20,212
Because it's making her die alone
of kidney failure in Room 205?
463
00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:23,048
Not necessarily.
Nadia's sister is not like her.
464
00:23:23,173 --> 00:23:25,759
I'm sure she's got plenty
of subjective emotions we can exploit.
465
00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:27,302
Why don't you go
channel your guilt,
466
00:23:27,428 --> 00:23:29,179
see if you can get her
to cough up a kidney?
467
00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:30,597
Me?
468
00:23:30,723 --> 00:23:32,725
I'm not good at that type of thing.
Someone else should go.
469
00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:35,310
Someone else
didn't screw this up.
470
00:23:35,686 --> 00:23:36,645
I didn't...
471
00:23:36,770 --> 00:23:38,772
You were just
obeying orders, right?
472
00:23:38,897 --> 00:23:40,232
Go fix this.
473
00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:50,284
I didn't mean to
make you hate her.
474
00:23:50,409 --> 00:23:53,495
And now that her
kidneys have failed...
475
00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:58,792
I've always been a book
and equations person.
476
00:23:58,917 --> 00:24:04,048
People are problematic
and random and messy
477
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:07,468
and with sisters,
478
00:24:08,594 --> 00:24:11,472
I mean, I had a cousin
who I was close to
479
00:24:11,680 --> 00:24:13,891
and when our
menstrual cycles synched,
480
00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:15,309
it was like
gladiator school...
481
00:24:15,517 --> 00:24:18,520
Do you want me
to donate a kidney to my sister?
482
00:24:20,064 --> 00:24:21,315
Yes.
483
00:24:23,609 --> 00:24:24,568
Okay-
484
00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:28,697
Really? It might not
fix your relationship.
485
00:24:30,657 --> 00:24:32,201
Probably shouldn't
have said that.
486
00:24:32,618 --> 00:24:33,786
FOREMAN: Your left.
On your left!
487
00:24:33,911 --> 00:24:35,287
TAUB: Stop whining already.
488
00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:36,413
I was getting a sniper.
489
00:24:36,538 --> 00:24:37,915
FOREMAN: Five minutes
left in the break.
490
00:24:38,040 --> 00:24:40,334
But the next level
is just past the cooling tanks.
491
00:24:40,459 --> 00:24:42,878
That was the deal. We take this break,
you do a practice test.
492
00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:45,089
(GUNS FIRING)
493
00:24:48,425 --> 00:24:50,677
I didn't have the flu.
494
00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:53,931
I just choked.
495
00:25:00,562 --> 00:25:03,565
You make life
and death decisions every day.
496
00:25:04,608 --> 00:25:06,360
You work for House.
497
00:25:06,485 --> 00:25:08,362
You're under constant pressure
and you never choke.
498
00:25:10,072 --> 00:25:13,575
I got a perfect score
on my first pathology boards.
499
00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:17,663
I kept thinking
whatever my score is now,
500
00:25:18,205 --> 00:25:20,833
it's going to be
a measure of the distance
501
00:25:20,958 --> 00:25:23,877
between me and
the man I used to be.
502
00:25:24,545 --> 00:25:26,505
You gotta stop
psyching yourself out.
503
00:25:26,630 --> 00:25:31,510
Well, the last test was before
I lost my wife and my home.
504
00:25:31,635 --> 00:25:34,763
So I'm sure the next
one will go much better.
505
00:25:49,194 --> 00:25:51,280
Sometimes I wake up
in the middle of the night
506
00:25:51,405 --> 00:25:53,574
and I can't sleep
for hours because
507
00:25:53,699 --> 00:25:55,576
I'm worried I got
the diagnosis wrong.
508
00:25:59,163 --> 00:26:01,081
These things work out.
509
00:26:09,590 --> 00:26:11,175
We found a donor.
510
00:26:12,801 --> 00:26:14,511
It's your sister.
511
00:26:15,470 --> 00:26:17,389
Just thought
you should know.
512
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:52,716
Nadia, can you hear me?
513
00:26:54,009 --> 00:26:55,427
You're coming out
of your anesthesia,
514
00:26:55,552 --> 00:26:56,762
Y°ll're going to
feel a bit groggy.
515
00:26:56,887 --> 00:26:58,222
(SIGHING)
516
00:26:59,806 --> 00:27:02,476
You did great.
Everything's looking good.
517
00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:05,771
Nadia? Come on now,
open your eyes.
518
00:27:10,025 --> 00:27:14,321
Get me three milligrams of lorazepam,
and I'm going to need suction.
519
00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:15,614
(BEEPING RAPIDLY)
520
00:27:19,701 --> 00:27:21,703
Seizures mean
the steroids aren't working.
521
00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:24,748
And we got the tests back.
We were wrong, it's not autoimmune.
522
00:27:24,873 --> 00:27:25,999
Could be acute porphyria.
523
00:27:26,124 --> 00:27:27,626
No abdominal pain.
524
00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:30,379
Did the patient
thank her sister?
525
00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:33,715
No, not yet at least.
526
00:27:33,840 --> 00:27:35,008
See if she will.
527
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:35,968
What are you
trying to find out?
528
00:27:36,093 --> 00:27:37,302
If she's
telling the truth.
529
00:27:37,427 --> 00:27:40,180
She claims she
objectively sees reality,
530
00:27:40,305 --> 00:27:41,682
weighing the good
and bad in people.
531
00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:43,517
If that's true,
I don't care how many times
532
00:27:43,642 --> 00:27:46,311
her sister borrowed her scrunchy
without asking.
533
00:27:46,436 --> 00:27:48,438
The free kidney
ought to trump all the bad stuff.
534
00:27:48,563 --> 00:27:49,731
And if it doesn't?
535
00:27:50,440 --> 00:27:51,900
Then she sucks
like the rest of us.
536
00:27:52,025 --> 00:27:53,443
CHASE: We haven't
considered her blood.
537
00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:55,904
Clots could hit her leg,
heart, kidney and brain.
538
00:27:56,154 --> 00:27:59,324
Factor V Leiden:
easiest to treat if we're right.
539
00:27:59,449 --> 00:28:02,786
Start her on heparin.
And ask for the thank you.
540
00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:07,833
How did I do?
541
00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:09,626
Great.
542
00:28:09,751 --> 00:28:13,422
Great? How great?
How many did I miss?
543
00:28:13,547 --> 00:28:15,507
It's not about the numbers.
Don't...
544
00:28:15,632 --> 00:28:16,925
Fifty-four percent?
545
00:28:17,050 --> 00:28:19,636
They make the practice tests
harder than the actual exam.
546
00:28:19,761 --> 00:28:21,930
Oh, my God,
now I'm choking in your living room.
547
00:28:22,055 --> 00:28:23,390
This isn't
going to work.
548
00:28:23,974 --> 00:28:25,183
Who are you calling?
549
00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:28,228
I found the guy.
He can sell me a copy of the test.
550
00:28:29,271 --> 00:28:32,649
I know it's cheating,
and I suck as a person,
551
00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:34,985
but the test is
tomorrow morning.
552
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,738
It's not about the cheating,
it's about your confidence.
553
00:28:37,863 --> 00:28:39,740
You steal that test
and you'll never get it back.
554
00:28:41,199 --> 00:28:44,202
I can't handle failing
at one more thing in my life.
555
00:28:46,455 --> 00:28:48,332
You're a good doctor.
556
00:28:48,457 --> 00:28:49,708
I've seen what
you're capable of.
557
00:28:49,833 --> 00:28:51,668
You're fast,
you're decisive, and you're bold.
558
00:28:51,793 --> 00:28:54,838
Those are not the qualities of someone
who needs to steal a test.
559
00:28:54,963 --> 00:28:56,798
There's nothing on it
you don't already know,
560
00:28:56,923 --> 00:28:58,133
you just need to
know you know it.
561
00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:00,635
Keep talking.
562
00:29:01,011 --> 00:29:02,721
We need you on the team.
563
00:29:02,929 --> 00:29:05,057
So we're gonna sit here
and take another practice test
564
00:29:05,182 --> 00:29:07,809
and we're gonna keep taking them
until you've kicked its ass.
565
00:29:08,393 --> 00:29:10,145
You can do this.
You feel me?
566
00:29:11,813 --> 00:29:12,939
Yeah!
567
00:29:34,127 --> 00:29:36,296
I feel like we just buried a hooker
in the desert.
568
00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:37,547
There'll definitely
be another time
569
00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:39,132
to rise up and
turn things around.
570
00:29:39,257 --> 00:29:40,592
You'll come back from it.
571
00:29:40,717 --> 00:29:41,802
Next time.
572
00:29:49,893 --> 00:29:51,186
CHASE: How're you feeling?
573
00:29:53,939 --> 00:29:55,690
Not any better.
574
00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:58,860
It will take some time
for the clots to resolve.
575
00:30:00,362 --> 00:30:02,280
Your sister's
recovering well.
576
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:06,910
If you're really adding
up the good and bad...
577
00:30:10,789 --> 00:30:11,873
Can I see her?
578
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:18,964
HOUSE: Too fat.
Too thin. Too desperate.
579
00:30:19,714 --> 00:30:21,007
Not desperate enough.
580
00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:24,302
Come on, you can
insult them, too.
581
00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:25,720
I'd rather not.
582
00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:28,640
If you objectify them now,
you'll feel more comfortable
583
00:30:28,765 --> 00:30:32,352
when you tie them to a table
in your basement later.
584
00:30:32,894 --> 00:30:34,229
Or whatever.
585
00:30:35,188 --> 00:30:36,398
Okay-
586
00:30:38,567 --> 00:30:40,235
Too armpit-fatty?
587
00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:42,154
Whoa. Too hot.
588
00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:46,867
I actually know her.
She's the new barista at my coffee shop.
589
00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:48,535
She's getting her
masters in finance.
590
00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:49,911
HOUSE: Brains and boobs.
591
00:30:50,036 --> 00:30:51,079
The mother lode.
592
00:30:51,204 --> 00:30:52,789
Total moron
as a barista, though.
593
00:30:52,914 --> 00:30:55,083
Every drink I order,
ends up with whipped cream on it.
594
00:30:55,208 --> 00:30:56,877
Even when I say,
"No whip."
595
00:30:57,002 --> 00:30:59,629
Girlfriend, that means
she's into you.
596
00:31:02,507 --> 00:31:03,717
Okay-
597
00:31:11,308 --> 00:31:12,434
HOUSE: "Hi, there.
598
00:31:13,059 --> 00:31:14,644
"Wilson, James Wilson.
599
00:31:14,769 --> 00:31:15,812
"I'm a doctor.
600
00:31:15,937 --> 00:31:17,230
"Hoping that's
enough to close
601
00:31:17,355 --> 00:31:19,149
"but I'm also
a social moron.
602
00:31:19,274 --> 00:31:20,525
"And I have a cat."
603
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:23,820
(INAUDIBLE)
604
00:31:32,287 --> 00:31:34,706
She said my coffee
is not the only thing
605
00:31:34,831 --> 00:31:37,250
she'd like to put
whipped cream on.
606
00:31:38,293 --> 00:31:40,170
But is she interested?
607
00:31:46,927 --> 00:31:48,261
Oh, my God.
608
00:31:52,140 --> 00:31:54,559
Bartender!
Champagne for everyone!
609
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,436
(ALL CHEERING)
610
00:32:09,199 --> 00:32:10,158
Hi.
611
00:32:10,283 --> 00:32:11,284
Hi.
612
00:32:13,578 --> 00:32:16,748
Thank you for
saving my life.
613
00:32:18,208 --> 00:32:19,334
I love you, you know.
614
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:25,799
I was thinking
about those times,
615
00:32:25,924 --> 00:32:28,718
we went up to Spofford Lake
in the summer.
616
00:32:30,637 --> 00:32:31,805
Whenever we
took out the canoe,
617
00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:33,974
you'd tie up my
life vest for me.
618
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:35,767
And in the afternoons,
you'd sneak me
619
00:32:35,892 --> 00:32:38,895
into the lodge so we
could steal popsicles.
620
00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:43,650
Maybe we could go back.
621
00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:45,902
I could drive us up there.
622
00:32:46,027 --> 00:32:48,989
We could get a cabin,
and maybe rent a canoe.
623
00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:54,661
Wow, I haven't
thought of Spofford in...
624
00:32:57,747 --> 00:32:59,874
Nadia, are you okay?
625
00:33:00,834 --> 00:33:04,087
(CRYING) Elena, I'm sorry.
I can't do this!
626
00:33:18,810 --> 00:33:22,188
Can you stop?
Just stop pushing me for a minute.
627
00:33:27,193 --> 00:33:30,447
I understand now
why you stuck yourself in that diner,
628
00:33:30,572 --> 00:33:33,074
away from friends,
away from family.
629
00:33:35,452 --> 00:33:37,579
You can't forgive anyone.
630
00:33:38,913 --> 00:33:40,290
I don't think
you weigh anything.
631
00:33:40,415 --> 00:33:42,208
I think you're
like a lot of people,
632
00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:46,087
you focus on the bad memories
instead of the good.
633
00:33:47,339 --> 00:33:49,257
I don't have a choice.
634
00:33:53,595 --> 00:33:56,097
Nadia, put your hand
in your lap for a moment.
635
00:34:00,101 --> 00:34:01,144
I'm not doing that.
636
00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:02,270
I know.
637
00:34:02,896 --> 00:34:04,773
It's an involuntary
movement called chorea.
638
00:34:04,898 --> 00:34:06,274
What does it mean?
639
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:09,277
It means we still don't know
what's wrong with you.
640
00:34:20,497 --> 00:34:21,998
Thank you.
641
00:34:25,251 --> 00:34:29,089
Do you know if that OR nurse
that Wilson liked
642
00:34:29,214 --> 00:34:31,091
ever broke up
with her boyfriend?
643
00:34:31,216 --> 00:34:33,009
I thought your
Wilson fetish was over.
644
00:34:33,134 --> 00:34:35,011
I'm putting together
a second string
645
00:34:35,136 --> 00:34:37,722
in case things don't go well
with the well-breasted barista.
646
00:34:38,056 --> 00:34:39,891
You've got to
let that guy alone.
647
00:34:40,016 --> 00:34:41,226
He's not supposed
to be alone.
648
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:44,062
Is that what
this is about?
649
00:34:44,187 --> 00:34:48,274
You feel guilty because Wilson's the one
that's alone and not you?
650
00:34:48,566 --> 00:34:50,610
You still don't
think you deserve this.
651
00:34:52,654 --> 00:34:53,988
Have you met me?
652
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:57,200
Your happiness
doesn't take his away.
653
00:34:57,867 --> 00:34:58,827
It's okay to enjoy it.
654
00:34:58,952 --> 00:35:00,662
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
655
00:35:05,834 --> 00:35:06,876
Yeah?
656
00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:09,212
Chorea. Rules out
the clotting disorder.
657
00:35:09,337 --> 00:35:10,255
It means we're
back to square one.
658
00:35:10,380 --> 00:35:12,632
If it's hit her brain,
that could mean she doesn't have long.
659
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:16,136
So then the question becomes, "Will
the sister show up at the funeral?"
660
00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:17,554
She tried to reconcile.
661
00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:20,223
But the bad memories
crowded out the good and she ran.
662
00:35:20,348 --> 00:35:21,850
Nobody's perfect.
663
00:35:21,975 --> 00:35:23,393
What else?
664
00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:27,939
Come on, the woman
has all the information we need...
665
00:35:28,064 --> 00:35:30,275
...she's a bottomless
diagnostic library.
666
00:35:30,859 --> 00:35:33,778
Maybe we're missing something from the
apartment, some lifestyle thing.
667
00:35:33,903 --> 00:35:37,323
Yeah, it's all muscle strain from doing
her hundreds of jigsaw puzzles.
668
00:35:37,449 --> 00:35:39,325
We should do another MRI.
A brain hemorrhage would...
669
00:35:39,451 --> 00:35:42,996
Hey, how many puzzles?
670
00:35:43,121 --> 00:35:45,373
Okay, I was
exaggerating dozens.
671
00:35:48,460 --> 00:35:51,337
Do a peripheral blood smear,
look for acanthocytes.
672
00:35:51,463 --> 00:35:52,380
I'll be right in.
673
00:35:57,051 --> 00:35:58,386
Remember me?
674
00:35:58,928 --> 00:36:00,388
Just kidding.
675
00:36:00,889 --> 00:36:03,516
So, jigsaw puzzles.
676
00:36:06,686 --> 00:36:08,313
I find them calming.
677
00:36:08,438 --> 00:36:10,273
You ever left
one unfinished?
678
00:36:10,398 --> 00:36:11,900
No, that would
drive me crazy.
679
00:36:13,193 --> 00:36:14,652
Speaking of...
680
00:36:21,659 --> 00:36:23,369
Why are you doing that?
681
00:36:23,495 --> 00:36:24,662
More important question is,
why are you?
682
00:36:24,788 --> 00:36:25,789
It's just a habit.
683
00:36:25,914 --> 00:36:31,961
It's a habit that compels you
in an obsessive way that's so bad,
684
00:36:32,086 --> 00:36:33,046
it's a disorder.
685
00:36:33,171 --> 00:36:34,422
I don't have 0CD.
686
00:36:34,547 --> 00:36:37,050
Each brain with OCD
has its own way of filtering it.
687
00:36:37,175 --> 00:36:39,803
Some people wash their hands
and hoard TV Guides,
688
00:36:39,928 --> 00:36:42,347
you do puzzles
and hoard memories.
689
00:36:44,390 --> 00:36:46,559
So what we thought
was a gift
690
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:50,522
was just you
literally obsessing over your own life.
691
00:36:52,357 --> 00:36:55,610
That's why I can't stop the memories
even when I try.
692
00:36:57,987 --> 00:37:00,573
But everything else?
My kidneys...
693
00:37:00,698 --> 00:37:04,994
Your memory was a symptom
of a symptom of a larger disease.
694
00:37:05,119 --> 00:37:07,664
You have McLeod's syndrome.
It's a rare genetic disorder
695
00:37:07,789 --> 00:37:12,710
that affects the nervous system,
blood and can cause
696
00:37:15,421 --> 00:37:16,506
OCD.
697
00:37:19,634 --> 00:37:20,677
Am I gonna die?
698
00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:22,387
It can't be cured.
699
00:37:22,512 --> 00:37:26,391
But your various symptoms
can be managed with medication.
700
00:37:31,062 --> 00:37:33,106
Best case scenario,
you can live another 20 years.
701
00:37:39,112 --> 00:37:43,157
If it's any solace,
everybody dies alone.
702
00:37:48,955 --> 00:37:50,456
Probably isn't.
703
00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:00,300
How'd it go?
704
00:38:00,550 --> 00:38:04,429
Well, it's hard to choke
when you have all the answers.
705
00:38:04,554 --> 00:38:07,640
Look at it this way,
it's better to suck at taking one test
706
00:38:07,765 --> 00:38:10,435
than to suck at
saving people's lives.
707
00:38:11,644 --> 00:38:12,645
Wow!
708
00:38:12,770 --> 00:38:16,024
Rachel thought it was too big,
and I can't keep it in my hotel room.
709
00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:17,567
You're giving it to me?
710
00:38:17,901 --> 00:38:19,652
I couldn't stand
the thought of you
711
00:38:19,777 --> 00:38:22,196
having company over
with that other TV.
712
00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:24,282
It's embarrassing.
713
00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:27,577
Thanks.
714
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:30,455
Thank you.
715
00:38:36,669 --> 00:38:40,381
Hey, look.
I have the room.
716
00:38:41,549 --> 00:38:43,051
You could stay
if you wanted to.
717
00:38:43,176 --> 00:38:45,470
Just until you
find your new place.
718
00:38:45,970 --> 00:38:48,139
Who else am I gonna play
SavageScape with?
719
00:38:48,681 --> 00:38:50,892
We could do that online
from separate houses.
720
00:38:52,101 --> 00:38:53,561
Will you shut up?
721
00:38:54,646 --> 00:38:55,855
Okay-
722
00:39:04,614 --> 00:39:05,573
How're you feeling?
723
00:39:05,698 --> 00:39:07,116
Much better.
724
00:39:08,952 --> 00:39:11,496
I don't believe
what House said.
725
00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:14,582
I'm not sure even
House believes it anymore.
726
00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:20,296
You said you didn't have a choice
to be the way you are.
727
00:39:20,964 --> 00:39:22,507
Now you do.
728
00:39:23,091 --> 00:39:27,220
These are SSRls.
They've been effective in treating 0CD.
729
00:39:27,345 --> 00:39:28,554
You mean lose my memory?
730
00:39:28,680 --> 00:39:31,683
Not lose it entirely, it'll just become
more like anyone else's.
731
00:39:34,769 --> 00:39:35,937
My memOfY
732
00:39:37,605 --> 00:39:42,235
is the only thing
that has ever made me special.
733
00:39:43,903 --> 00:39:45,321
Maybe so.
734
00:39:46,656 --> 00:39:50,868
But if you want to be special,
you're going to have to be alone.
735
00:40:11,848 --> 00:40:13,016
Hey!
736
00:40:13,141 --> 00:40:14,142
(SQUEAKING)
737
00:40:23,776 --> 00:40:24,861
(EXCLAIMS)
738
00:40:29,824 --> 00:40:30,950
- Hey.
- Hey!
739
00:40:31,075 --> 00:40:32,035
(SIGHS)
740
00:40:32,160 --> 00:40:33,703
Those are for Sarah.
741
00:40:33,828 --> 00:40:34,996
Are they poisoned?
742
00:40:35,663 --> 00:40:36,664
(EXCLAIMS)
743
00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:39,208
You and your paranoia.
744
00:40:39,834 --> 00:40:41,961
Now, if you'll
excuse me,
745
00:40:44,547 --> 00:40:48,384
I really should find a better place
to store my ragweed.
746
00:40:48,676 --> 00:40:52,680
It's a very nice gesture,
but it's still in the apartment.
747
00:41:09,614 --> 00:41:14,160
So, I want to hear all the dirty,
dairy-specific details
748
00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:16,079
of your night
with Java the Slut.
749
00:41:16,537 --> 00:41:20,666
All right.
First of all, all real.
750
00:41:21,542 --> 00:41:27,673
Second, a true connoisseur
of the dark arts of...
751
00:41:30,384 --> 00:41:31,469
(EXHALES)
752
00:41:31,594 --> 00:41:34,388
I flaked. I walked her to her car
and said good night.
753
00:41:34,514 --> 00:41:39,102
I will get back into it. You just need
to give me a little more time.
754
00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:48,194
I'll give you 10 days.
755
00:41:53,783 --> 00:41:54,784
Fine.
756
00:41:57,787 --> 00:41:59,080
(MEWING)
757
00:42:00,665 --> 00:42:02,250
(MOUSE SQUEAKS)