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If you're going to dress
like an Italian hooker,
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at least let it be this
year's Italian hooker.
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She's not telling
us we look fat.
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It's a major
breakthrough.
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If you didn't want
to be insulted,
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you wouldn't
have invited me.
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Would anyone like
some champagne?
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- No.
- Yes. Three glasses, please.
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CUDDY: Mom.
It's not even lunch.
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If you'd prefer,
I'll make it a mimosa.
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What do you think?
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Perfect for
a night on the town.
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(EXHALES)
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Perfect for
breastfeeding.
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My heart's doing
that weird thing again.
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Beating?
That's normal for humans.
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Come on, Lisa.
Take her seriously for once.
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What? What is it?
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I think we need to
get you to the hospital.
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(CHATTERING ON TV)
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ls no one
gonna tell me
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(SHUSHING)
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(WHISPERING)
why we're in the morgue?
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House is on the lam
from someone.
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Taub's got his
money on Wilson,
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but I'm pretty
sure it's Cuddy.
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Fool's bet. There's a whole world
of angry patients, creditors...
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(DOOR OPENS)
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She needs a doctor.
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Yes, just not me.
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Your mom is a 65-year-old woman
with high blood pressure.
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What about
the macrocytic anemia?
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Borderline, which is
the lab equivalent of imaginary,
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which, by the way,
matches the rest of her medical history.
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You really think she's psyching herself
into atrial fibrillation?
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So get her
a cardiologist.
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You don't want me involved.
You don't want you involved.
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You know all that ethics stuff
that I don't give a crap about?
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It suddenly
makes sense.
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If you're
emotionally invested,
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you cannot make
rational decisions.
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You know this
would be a disaster.
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This is my mother.
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Treadmill test
went well.
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No chest discomfort
or ischemia.
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The abnormal rhythm will
probably resolve itself,
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and if not, a daily pill will
keep it under control.
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I will follow up
later today.
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Is it connected to
my other symptoms?
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Which other symptoms, Mom?
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Not her fault.
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This Dean of Medicine stuff,
very impressive at parties,
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but she's forgotten
how to be a real doctor.
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It's all in my file.
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There are 15 years
of clinic visits in this file.
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I don't want
to be a bother,
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but isn't this what
you do for a living?
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So, we're looking
for a disease
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that can last
a decade and a half,
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causes constipation,
diarrhea, flu, colds,
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dizziness, rashes,
back and joint pain,
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heart feeling "weird",
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kishkes feeling "wobbly".
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One actual
hip replacement.
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And which has eluded
detection by years
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of blood work,
X-rays and MRls.
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Well, one thing
does pop to mind.
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We'll monitor you.
And we'll give you a thyroid test.
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And House's team will do
a home search for environmental toxins.
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He seems to know his stuff. How come
he can't afford a coat that fits?
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MARTHA: No radon, no mold,
no lead in the pipes.
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TAUB: Yeah, yeah, great.
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Have you seen Cuddy's
high school yearbook?
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Okay, that is clearly not related
to the case, so...
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There is no case.
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Cuddy won't let House
see the yearbook,
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so he figures
there's something to hide.
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Any guesses?
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It's clearly related
to being a giant teenage dork.
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So you thought I'd
have some insights?
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Oh, no, no,
I didn't mean that. Relax.
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I was crowned
Homecoming Geek.
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(CHUCKLES)
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I'm sure you can relate.
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Because you
knew some dorks?
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I was the class president
and head boy at...
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Ah!
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(GASPS)
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Is that Cuddy's mom?
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Certain parts of her.
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And certain parts
of some muscular Hispanic gentleman.
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Should we
consider STDs?
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I think I just caught one
looking at these photos.
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What does
"azarcon" mean?
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It means we might
have an actual case.
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Mexican herbal medication
for stomach problems,
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but only in the sense
that lead chromate
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is an herb
and poison is a medication.
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I'll start a chelation IV.
Thank you so much.
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Wasn't too much of
a disaster, was it?
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You know, it's not the only
thing they found in her home.
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(SIGHS) Not my yearbook.
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Nope.
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Just some stuff that
could cause severe
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nausea and permanent
erectile dysfunction.
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And which proves
that your mom is doing the help.
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According to her diary,
it's some contractor named Jesus.
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Which, granted, was originally
a Jewish name, but...
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Go, Mom.
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So, why were you taking
a Mexican folk remedy?
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- A friend uses it.
- A friend.
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Mom, just for medical reasons,
you should have told me.
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- If you're sexually active...
- At my age,
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he's more the active one.
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Mom's having a fling.
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- I know.
- You do?
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She's been giving me lousy advice
about it for five years.
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I have physical needs.
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He's a married man, Mom.
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She doesn't want sex with him,
I do want to have sex with him.
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Tell me who's
being hurt.
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Hold on.
Five years?
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Why didn't you
tell me about it?
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I don't know.
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We don't have that
kind of relationship.
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Does that really
surprise you?
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(GRUNTS)
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FOREMAN: You're not ready?
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You said you had two guys
helping you move.
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They couldn't
get out of work.
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I'm trying
to economize.
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And this hotel
is cheaper.
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Hi.
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I'm sorry.
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I just wanted to
drop off some mail
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and talk to you
about something.
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Of course.
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'Ache.
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Chris, that's not why...
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We got to move on.
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And what does that mean?
Have you moved on?
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With who? Is it Phil?
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I don't want to
talk about this.
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I know that you're worried
about money, so...
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- You're trying to change the subject.
- Yeah.
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Which you could
have gleaned from,
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"I don't want to
talk about this."
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I got you a tryout
to be a part-time
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medical consultant
on law suits.
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Wait. With your brother?
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Have you completely forgotten
the last time I saw him?
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Yeah, that was
five years ago.
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Jamie had just found
out that you'd been
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cheating on me with
your partner's daughter.
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It's a little
over-reaction...
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He broke my nose
and then called me
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the most horrible person
that he's ever met.
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He shouldn't have
broken your nose.
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You know, texts,
calls and e-mails
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all go to the same magic device
these days, only got to send one.
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Then it's even weirder
it took you so long to get down here.
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Yeah, it's a crazy mystery.
It's not like I got a department to run.
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This other magic
device tells me that
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lead poisoning
wouldn't cause all my symptoms.
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True. But it could cause the 5%
that are real.
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You think I'm
a hypochondriac?
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Well, let me
answer this way.
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Maybe you're imagining
that I think you're a hypochondriac.
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Look, my hand just
started to shake.
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It's a side effect of these arthritis
pills. Read the label.
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I did.
When I was typing it up.
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Right before I slapped it
on a bottle of sugar pills.
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You printed a fake label
just to prove I'm a hypochondriac?
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Did it work?
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It got you fired,
you schmuck.
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An hour to convince her
to go with Dr. Kaufman,
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and only then
because he runs internal medicine.
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She wanted to leave
the hospital entirely.
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My God, a woman getting better
wants to leave the hospital.
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If she's getting better, it's not
because you made her feel like a fool.
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It couldn't be
more because.
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If I hadn't, she'd have diagnosed
herself with six new forms of cancers.
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She'd never leave.
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It's hard enough dealing with my mom
being sick. This juvenile...
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(CELL PHONE RINGS)
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- Yeah.
DR. KAUFMAN: - Lisa.
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It's gonna be okay,
but she's in A-fib at 170.
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CUDDY: Oh, God.
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DR. KAUFMAN: I think we should
cardiovert while she's unsedated.
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I'll be right there.
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A-fib's at 170.
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Wait. I'm sorry
she's sick.
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I'm not sorry
I'm off the case.
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You're not off the case.
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You don't think you
can convince her...
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No, no.
You are staying on.
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She just can't
know about it.
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Top of the morning,
Dr. Kaufman.
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Here's the deal.
You copy me on all the imaging.
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00:10:08,296 --> 00:10:09,339
I'll have my guys
run the lab tests.
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00:10:09,464 --> 00:10:11,090
No.
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I thought you
spoke to Cuddy?
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Yeah. Then I spoke
to the elder Cuddy.
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Who specifically requested
you not be involved.
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Listen, Kaufie. You are perfectly
competent, bordering on good, even.
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00:10:23,019 --> 00:10:24,646
But you know
I'm better.
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If you want, we can pretend it's 'cause
I got a team and more resources.
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00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,817
Either way,
it'd be crazy to ignore my advice.
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00:10:29,943 --> 00:10:31,819
It's not gonna
stop at advice.
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You're gonna start
cutting me out,
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go behind me to
your girlfriend.
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And if something
goes wrong?
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It's still me
standing up there alone at the M&M.
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Please, stay away
from my patient.
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(CUDDY CHATTERING)
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You bugged the room?
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I absolutely without apology will admit
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that someone may
have allegedly done so.
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00:11:01,015 --> 00:11:04,310
Guess we can pass unethical
and skip straight to illegal.
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00:11:04,435 --> 00:11:08,022
Not according to the recent
Supreme Court case of Bite vs Me.
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00:11:08,398 --> 00:11:09,440
ARLENE: Dr. Kaufman's single.
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00:11:09,774 --> 00:11:11,359
Did you know he went
to Harvard Medical...
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CUDDY: Mom, stop yenta-ing
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for one minute.
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ARLENE: Of course,
if you want gloomy
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and unable to commit,
then stick with the goyishe one.
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This is completely unethical.
Why are we listening to this?
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I know I'm a pain,
but it's impossible
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for me to work
with you if you...
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HOUSE: Fine. Fine.
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Instead of a live stream, I'll get
a recap from Cuddy 20 minutes later.
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Thank you for
saving America.
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Could be leukemia.
Anemia from taking over the marrow.
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A-fib from infiltrating
cardiac muscle.
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Sounds good.
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00:11:39,512 --> 00:11:40,763
Yeah.
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I was really hoping for
a different diagnosis.
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One that Kaufman hadn't
already come up with.
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He just started
a bone marrow biopsy.
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So we don't need
to do anything?
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I don't. You do.
Go to admitting and find us a new case.
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(WHISTLES)
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DDX.
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We just did it.
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No, we just did
the fake one.
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Why do you think I let the truth fairy
know about the bug?
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00:12:20,470 --> 00:12:23,639
I was testing her.
She failed. She's still a narc.
248
00:12:23,931 --> 00:12:26,934
Thiamine deficiency
fits better than leukemia.
249
00:12:27,435 --> 00:12:29,145
You think she's
an alcoholic.
250
00:12:29,270 --> 00:12:32,190
When I had dinner with Arlene,
I mixed her a gin and tonic
251
00:12:32,315 --> 00:12:34,484
and I'd run out
of the tonic
252
00:12:34,609 --> 00:12:36,527
so I substituted
sleeping pills.
253
00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:39,989
Next morning, she assumed the blackout
was from the drinking.
254
00:12:40,114 --> 00:12:43,534
How many old ladies are used
to passing out from boozing?
255
00:12:43,659 --> 00:12:46,037
The answer is
the boozers.
256
00:12:47,538 --> 00:12:50,166
We're gonna have to slip her
the thiamine pills.
257
00:12:53,503 --> 00:12:55,463
We've got to
run this by Cuddy.
258
00:12:57,757 --> 00:12:59,675
Why do you think I'm
in such a bad mood?
259
00:13:06,391 --> 00:13:08,101
Alcoholic?
260
00:13:10,520 --> 00:13:13,648
Treatment's
very easy, safe,
261
00:13:13,773 --> 00:13:16,526
just literally
a few vitamin pills.
262
00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,736
It'll fix her heart
and it won't interfere
263
00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,655
with the biopsy
Kaufman's running.
264
00:13:22,698 --> 00:13:24,450
I've put them in
an antacid bottle.
265
00:13:24,575 --> 00:13:26,702
Just tell her it's
for stomach problems.
266
00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:32,083
(EXHALES)
267
00:13:32,959 --> 00:13:34,293
I have to ask
her about this.
268
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:36,712
Of course. Absolutely.
269
00:13:38,047 --> 00:13:41,050
You'll ask, she'll deny,
you'll push it, she'll get offended,
270
00:13:41,175 --> 00:13:42,510
you'll be exactly
where you are now,
271
00:13:42,635 --> 00:13:43,719
except it'll be
harder to treat.
272
00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:45,263
You've absolutely
got to do that.
273
00:13:45,388 --> 00:13:46,472
I don't think
she'll lie to me.
274
00:13:46,597 --> 00:13:47,598
(SIGHS)
275
00:13:47,723 --> 00:13:49,475
She just spent
the last five years
276
00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:52,186
going south of the border
down Mexico way.
277
00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:54,439
We have our issues,
but since Dad died,
278
00:13:54,564 --> 00:13:57,900
we tell each other the truth
when asked directly.
279
00:13:58,860 --> 00:14:00,695
It's important to us.
280
00:14:04,490 --> 00:14:05,950
Addicts lie.
281
00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:22,592
Can I speak
to Mom alone?
282
00:14:23,926 --> 00:14:25,094
Why?
283
00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:32,435
You're scaring me, Lisa.
284
00:14:34,228 --> 00:14:35,688
Mom, I think
your drinking
285
00:14:35,813 --> 00:14:36,898
is causing your
heart problems.
286
00:14:37,440 --> 00:14:39,650
Is this about the champagne?
She ordered...
287
00:14:43,362 --> 00:14:44,739
Patsy and Anne
told me last week
288
00:14:44,864 --> 00:14:47,575
you lost control at
the museum luncheon.
289
00:14:47,700 --> 00:14:50,119
You're talking to my friends
behind my back.
290
00:14:50,244 --> 00:14:51,662
We are all concerned.
291
00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:53,789
Just tell me honestly.
292
00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:55,791
How much have
you been drinking?
293
00:14:58,252 --> 00:15:02,215
I may be your patient,
but I am still your mother
294
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:05,468
and I'm telling you
lam not a drunk.
295
00:15:14,435 --> 00:15:15,478
Okay-
296
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,449
For your stomach pains.
297
00:15:52,640 --> 00:15:56,185
If something like
that comes up again,
298
00:15:56,310 --> 00:15:57,395
just do what
you need to do.
299
00:15:57,812 --> 00:15:59,230
And keep you out of it?
300
00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,857
Yeah. I am
being a coward.
301
00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:06,362
Which is exactly why doctors
shouldn't treat their own families.
302
00:16:06,571 --> 00:16:08,072
Congratulations.
303
00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:10,700
You were right,
as usual.
304
00:16:14,161 --> 00:16:17,707
The hitting you
was not optimal.
305
00:16:18,291 --> 00:16:20,501
I was going through
my own divorce at the time.
306
00:16:20,626 --> 00:16:22,545
I've had years
of therapy.
307
00:16:22,670 --> 00:16:26,632
Now when I get mad, I do some
deep breathing, squeeze my stress ball.
308
00:16:27,675 --> 00:16:29,635
Hey, I kind of
deserved it.
309
00:16:29,760 --> 00:16:30,845
That's for sure.
310
00:16:32,805 --> 00:16:34,098
Here's the deal.
311
00:16:34,223 --> 00:16:36,517
I do a lot of
med-mal insurance.
312
00:16:36,642 --> 00:16:37,977
I need a new
non-testifying expert.
313
00:16:38,102 --> 00:16:39,687
I'll give you one
case as a tryout.
314
00:16:39,812 --> 00:16:43,399
You kick ass, I put you on retainer,
average 15 hours a week.
315
00:16:43,524 --> 00:16:44,650
It's 50 a year.
316
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:46,777
Fifty what?
317
00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,447
You kidding?
Fifty thousand.
318
00:16:50,698 --> 00:16:51,532
I'll take it.
319
00:16:51,699 --> 00:16:53,576
You drive
a soft bargain.
320
00:16:53,701 --> 00:16:54,994
You got to
sign an NDA.
321
00:16:55,119 --> 00:16:56,120
Sure.
322
00:16:56,704 --> 00:16:58,289
Is this...
323
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,750
That's a case I'm
about to settle.
324
00:17:00,875 --> 00:17:03,628
I rep a giant pizza
delivery company.
325
00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,880
Driver hit that kid,
messed up his legs.
326
00:17:06,005 --> 00:17:09,008
And gave him a micro-bleed
in his brain, right?
327
00:17:09,133 --> 00:17:11,052
What? No.
328
00:17:11,719 --> 00:17:12,845
This little
white mark.
329
00:17:13,846 --> 00:17:16,766
Your predecessor checked,
so did the kid's doctors.
330
00:17:16,891 --> 00:17:19,852
I don't know what
that is, but he's fine.
331
00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:22,688
Probably.
But if there's any doubt...
332
00:17:22,813 --> 00:17:26,317
It's a multimillion-dollar case
we're settling in two days.
333
00:17:26,442 --> 00:17:27,693
Lay off it, okay?
334
00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:30,780
Okay, you're right.
I'm off.
335
00:17:43,459 --> 00:17:45,920
She spiked a fever.
It's 102.
336
00:17:47,755 --> 00:17:50,049
Means I was wrong about
the thiamine deficiency.
337
00:17:50,174 --> 00:17:52,259
You were wrong
about the alcoholism.
338
00:17:52,510 --> 00:17:53,761
True dat.
339
00:17:54,136 --> 00:17:56,430
It's actually looking more and more
like leukemia.
340
00:17:56,555 --> 00:17:59,600
Kaufman rushed the biopsies.
It's not cancer.
341
00:18:00,476 --> 00:18:02,561
So there's
a bright side.
342
00:18:02,728 --> 00:18:04,605
Kaufman was wrong, too.
343
00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:16,409
DDX.
344
00:18:17,284 --> 00:18:19,870
Okay. What disease
can turn (Buddy's mother
345
00:18:19,995 --> 00:18:22,790
into a coma patient
named Stewart?
346
00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:24,417
Lupus?
347
00:18:26,961 --> 00:18:28,796
We got fired from that case.
We're moving on.
348
00:18:29,213 --> 00:18:30,172
We were already fired.
349
00:18:30,297 --> 00:18:31,298
By the patient.
350
00:18:31,507 --> 00:18:33,175
This time by Cuddy,
so it's real.
351
00:18:33,592 --> 00:18:36,220
She somehow realized
that her completely unworkable system
352
00:18:36,345 --> 00:18:38,180
was completely unworkable.
353
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:40,266
Okay, pop quiz, hotshots.
354
00:18:40,391 --> 00:18:42,893
I chose Vegetable
Stew for a reason.
355
00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:44,979
You got 60 seconds,
no hintsies.
356
00:18:47,314 --> 00:18:48,524
You're not gonna
talk to us?
357
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:49,650
Exactly,
you're gonna have to...
358
00:18:49,775 --> 00:18:51,944
He)!' You're good.
359
00:18:53,028 --> 00:18:53,946
So this is
just a test?
360
00:18:54,780 --> 00:18:56,782
Pupils fixed
and dilated.
361
00:18:56,907 --> 00:19:00,703
An addict found with an empty bottle
of phenobarb next to him.
362
00:19:01,078 --> 00:19:03,956
How's this a mystery?
It's an overdose.
363
00:19:04,081 --> 00:19:06,459
Glutethimide!
Script filled last year.
364
00:19:06,584 --> 00:19:09,336
Could mimic fixed and dilated
without the brain death.
365
00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:12,089
Except he'll just
get better on his own,
366
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:13,591
so why would you
take this case?
367
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:15,718
Because House
doesn't care about the treatment
368
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:17,511
as long as the case
is interesting.
369
00:19:18,429 --> 00:19:22,224
I'll do a blood draw
and put glutethimide on the tox screen.
370
00:19:28,063 --> 00:19:31,233
HOUSE: Really?
You thought that case was interesting?
371
00:19:32,109 --> 00:19:33,652
Guess we're
still on Arlene.
372
00:19:33,778 --> 00:19:35,654
Aren't there other ways
of keeping Masters occupied?
373
00:19:35,780 --> 00:19:38,657
Not according to
my sexual harassment seminar.
374
00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,579
Maybe it's not
hypochondria.
375
00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:44,872
She says she gets
a lot of rashes.
376
00:19:44,997 --> 00:19:48,793
Add the fever,
sounds like autoimmune, SLE.
377
00:19:48,918 --> 00:19:52,880
Congratulations. You can think
exactly like a semi-competent internist.
378
00:19:53,047 --> 00:19:55,841
Kaufman's starting
her on prednisone.
379
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:57,843
But the heart
problems were first.
380
00:19:59,011 --> 00:20:00,221
Endocarditis?
381
00:20:00,638 --> 00:20:01,680
With no murmurs?
382
00:20:01,889 --> 00:20:03,015
It's usually
a late sign.
383
00:20:03,140 --> 00:20:04,517
The echo showed
pristine valves.
384
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:06,185
Below the
resolving threshold.
385
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:09,605
Kaufman's prednisone
will suppress her immune system.
386
00:20:09,730 --> 00:20:10,773
It could kill her.
387
00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:16,529
You've got to tell
him it's endocarditis.
388
00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:17,738
HOUSE: Check the wiretap.
389
00:20:17,863 --> 00:20:19,949
His ID guy's has been putting
the same argument to him.
390
00:20:20,074 --> 00:20:22,827
He can't convince him.
You think I got a better shot?
391
00:20:22,993 --> 00:20:24,036
So what do we do?
392
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,125
We switch her meds.
393
00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:33,295
We get a solution
of broad-spectrum antibiotics.
394
00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:35,714
Stick it in an IV bag
marked for prednisone.
395
00:20:35,840 --> 00:20:38,259
Kaufman can only be
there a few times a day.
396
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:40,469
Tell Arlene you're from the pharmacy.
Switch them out.
397
00:20:40,594 --> 00:20:41,846
This is nuts.
398
00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:44,014
- This is way too complicated...
- It's hanging an IV bag.
399
00:20:44,139 --> 00:20:45,975
If the attending doesn't know
what she's on, the risk of...
400
00:20:46,100 --> 00:20:48,894
What risk? We know how
he's treating her, we bugged the room.
401
00:20:49,019 --> 00:20:50,396
This is not
about information.
402
00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:52,982
We're talking ethical
and legal violations on a scale
403
00:20:53,107 --> 00:20:54,775
- ...that should make even you puke.
- She's dying!
404
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,528
Doesn't mean we should all
go to jail to save her!
405
00:21:05,160 --> 00:21:09,206
You're losing control
because this is your girlfriend's mom.
406
00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:13,294
You gonna run
this by Cuddy?
407
00:21:14,670 --> 00:21:18,132
No. She said to keep her out of it,
do what we need to do.
408
00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:21,510
Look, I know what I'm suggesting
is completely screwed up.
409
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:24,889
That's because this situation
is completely screwed up.
410
00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:28,100
Do it or you're fired.
411
00:21:30,102 --> 00:21:31,145
(SIGHS)
412
00:21:32,646 --> 00:21:35,149
We stick together,
he can't fire all three of us.
413
00:21:37,484 --> 00:21:38,736
Give me your
prescription pad.
414
00:21:39,028 --> 00:21:39,945
Why are you
doing this?
415
00:21:40,070 --> 00:21:40,905
Because I think
it's endocarditis
416
00:21:41,030 --> 00:21:43,198
and I think the prednisone
will kill her.
417
00:21:45,117 --> 00:21:47,536
And I forgot my
prescription pad.
418
00:21:57,922 --> 00:21:59,965
TAUB: Am I
a horrible person?
419
00:22:01,050 --> 00:22:03,135
I used to win awards
for volunteer work.
420
00:22:03,260 --> 00:22:05,679
I went to Guatemala
and fixed cleft palates.
421
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:09,099
Now we're sitting back
letting Chase do our dirty work.
422
00:22:09,224 --> 00:22:11,936
We're doing the right thing.
Stay out of it.
423
00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:15,397
I don't know.
I don't know about anything anymore.
424
00:22:15,522 --> 00:22:16,523
(SIGHS)
425
00:22:16,649 --> 00:22:19,902
Then this thing
with the kid Rachel's brother is...
426
00:22:20,027 --> 00:22:21,403
FOREMAN: Stay out
of that, too.
427
00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:24,615
A, radiologists, experts,
unlike you said no bleed.
428
00:22:24,740 --> 00:22:26,241
B, you yourself
said it's probably not.
429
00:22:26,367 --> 00:22:28,786
C, you've got no
doctor-patient relationship.
430
00:22:28,911 --> 00:22:30,412
D, you'll lose
your consulting job.
431
00:22:30,537 --> 00:22:31,872
E, your ex will kill you.
432
00:22:31,997 --> 00:22:33,499
F, I'm running out
of alphabet here.
433
00:22:37,169 --> 00:22:38,003
You do it?
434
00:22:38,128 --> 00:22:40,130
Had the bag.
Walking towards the room
435
00:22:40,255 --> 00:22:42,466
and Cuddy's sister says,
"Hey, Dr. Chase."
436
00:22:42,758 --> 00:22:44,510
I met her at that
charity event last year.
437
00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:46,136
One of you two's
got to do this.
438
00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:48,222
I met Arlene at
the same benefit.
439
00:22:48,347 --> 00:22:49,682
TAUB: Conveniently.
440
00:22:50,057 --> 00:22:52,893
Come on, don't ask me.
I don't even know if I believe it's...
441
00:22:53,018 --> 00:22:54,019
(CELL PHONE TINKLES)
442
00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:56,981
Damn it.
It's Rachel's brother.
443
00:22:57,106 --> 00:22:59,024
He wants me to check out
some new case.
444
00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:00,526
Conveniently.
445
00:23:01,694 --> 00:23:04,613
It's a tryout.
I need this job.
446
00:23:05,364 --> 00:23:07,157
I got to do this.
447
00:23:07,574 --> 00:23:10,202
So you're just gonna ditch us,
run off and work on some other case?
448
00:23:14,331 --> 00:23:16,250
(DOOR BELL RINGING)
449
00:23:22,631 --> 00:23:23,590
Are you Timothy's mom?
450
00:23:23,716 --> 00:23:24,925
Yeah.
451
00:23:25,050 --> 00:23:26,051
My name is
Christopher Taub.
452
00:23:26,176 --> 00:23:28,971
I'm a doctor at
Princeton-Plainsboro.
453
00:23:29,096 --> 00:23:30,431
I saw your son's file.
454
00:23:30,556 --> 00:23:33,392
I think he might have
a very small bleed in his brain.
455
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:37,771
Wait, you saw his file?
How do you even know who we are?
456
00:23:38,272 --> 00:23:40,441
Your son could die
of a brain hemorrhage.
457
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:42,234
He needs a cerebral
angiogram today.
458
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,237
Get in your car
and meet me at the hospital.
459
00:23:47,614 --> 00:23:50,367
Timothy?
We're gonna go see the doctor.
460
00:23:57,541 --> 00:23:59,043
HOUSE: Another pop quiz.
461
00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:02,296
How many idiot doctors does it take
to switch an IV?
462
00:24:03,255 --> 00:24:05,174
The longer we wait,
the more the prednisone
463
00:24:05,299 --> 00:24:07,551
is gonna kill
her immune system.
464
00:24:07,676 --> 00:24:10,637
Forget playing the pharmacist.
Mom naps every afternoon.
465
00:24:10,763 --> 00:24:13,265
Wait by the room, when she falls asleep,
get the sister out somehow.
466
00:24:16,810 --> 00:24:18,312
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
467
00:24:19,605 --> 00:24:21,565
Hi, Dr. Cuddy.
ls now a good time to talk?
468
00:24:21,690 --> 00:24:22,983
Not really.
469
00:24:23,108 --> 00:24:25,569
So, um, you know how
you had us consulting,
470
00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:27,654
and then stopped
having us consult?
471
00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:30,074
Why are you still here?
472
00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:34,328
Well, I think the stopping
might have stopped.
473
00:24:34,787 --> 00:24:38,040
House put me on this weird case
where there's no treatment.
474
00:24:38,248 --> 00:24:40,542
I think maybe
to distract me.
475
00:24:40,667 --> 00:24:41,668
And they've been
acting odd.
476
00:24:42,252 --> 00:24:43,712
I'll look into it.
477
00:24:44,254 --> 00:24:45,464
Thank you for
coming to me.
478
00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:50,135
Because I'm worried that he's switching
your mother's medications.
479
00:24:51,845 --> 00:24:53,222
I checked with
the pharmacy.
480
00:24:53,347 --> 00:24:56,934
Dr. Chase got prednisone
and antibiotics for my coma patient.
481
00:24:57,059 --> 00:24:59,186
Which wouldn't treat him,
482
00:24:59,311 --> 00:25:03,482
but could treat conditions
that cause heart failure.
483
00:25:08,362 --> 00:25:11,073
You told me to keep you out of it,
do what I needed to do.
484
00:25:11,281 --> 00:25:12,491
What the hell did
you think that meant?
485
00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:13,700
I meant like if
you had to slip her
486
00:25:13,826 --> 00:25:15,494
a few more vitamin
pills or something.
487
00:25:15,619 --> 00:25:18,539
This is life-threatening.
It's illegal.
488
00:25:18,664 --> 00:25:20,958
I wasn't expecting
something like this.
489
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:22,918
Only because you intentionally
weren't thinking about it
490
00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,587
'cause you don't wanna
make any tough decisions.
491
00:25:28,382 --> 00:25:30,717
Are you completely
sure it's endocarditis?
492
00:25:33,387 --> 00:25:34,888
That's not a real question.
493
00:25:35,722 --> 00:25:38,934
Endocarditis fits better
than the alternatives.
494
00:25:45,065 --> 00:25:48,277
We're having a little trouble
hanging the right IV.
495
00:25:49,236 --> 00:25:51,405
Fastest way is
with your help.
496
00:26:04,334 --> 00:26:05,836
CUDDY: Where
did Julia go?
497
00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:07,087
She's got a family.
498
00:26:07,713 --> 00:26:09,089
I've got a family.
499
00:26:09,506 --> 00:26:12,342
Three kids and a husband,
that's a family.
500
00:26:12,551 --> 00:26:15,512
You are always tougher on me
than Julia. Why is that?
501
00:26:15,637 --> 00:26:16,972
I'm not.
502
00:26:18,265 --> 00:26:21,935
I was thinking about when
you made me run for yearbook editor.
503
00:26:22,060 --> 00:26:24,730
I didn't want to, I didn't have
a social life my whole senior year.
504
00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:26,064
You let Julia do
whatever she wanted.
505
00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:28,609
We're debating
12th grade now?
506
00:26:28,734 --> 00:26:29,776
Like anything's changed.
507
00:26:29,902 --> 00:26:30,861
What do you want, Lisa?
508
00:26:30,986 --> 00:26:34,156
Do you want to hear
I love you both the same?
509
00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:35,991
Of course I do.
510
00:26:38,702 --> 00:26:39,912
Okay-
511
00:26:40,495 --> 00:26:42,289
But times like this,
512
00:26:43,332 --> 00:26:46,168
when we argue,
it reminds me
513
00:26:46,293 --> 00:26:48,295
I have more in
common with her.
514
00:26:49,463 --> 00:26:51,423
She's nicer to me.
515
00:26:52,132 --> 00:26:53,926
I love you both,
516
00:26:55,719 --> 00:26:58,388
but I like her
more than you.
517
00:27:15,405 --> 00:27:17,115
I called you
three times.
518
00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:19,117
My phone wasn't
exactly on.
519
00:27:19,409 --> 00:27:21,078
I figure I'll be getting
some angry calls
520
00:27:21,203 --> 00:27:22,829
once radiology sends
back the angiogram.
521
00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:25,040
They already did.
522
00:27:26,208 --> 00:27:27,459
Here.
523
00:27:27,584 --> 00:27:29,836
This is what you saw.
524
00:27:30,420 --> 00:27:32,130
It's an anatomical
variant of the skull,
525
00:27:32,256 --> 00:27:35,217
bone in proximity
to a blood vessel.
526
00:27:35,342 --> 00:27:36,760
There was nothing
wrong with him.
527
00:27:39,012 --> 00:27:40,347
That was reason G.
528
00:27:41,556 --> 00:27:44,393
That's good news for him.
529
00:27:52,359 --> 00:27:53,360
CUDDY: Lungs clear?
530
00:27:53,485 --> 00:27:55,404
Diffuse wheezing,
tightness, pruritus.
531
00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:56,530
(CHOKING)
532
00:27:57,447 --> 00:27:58,532
It's an allergic reaction.
533
00:27:59,408 --> 00:28:01,076
Looks like. But it
doesn't make any sense.
534
00:28:01,410 --> 00:28:04,579
She's on prednisone.
How could she get an allergic reaction?
535
00:28:10,585 --> 00:28:13,297
CUDDY: I switched out the antibiotics,
put her back on prednisone.
536
00:28:13,422 --> 00:28:16,383
Her breathing's normal.
But the A-fib's back and her fever's up.
537
00:28:16,508 --> 00:28:18,677
Allergy's got to be
due to our antibiotics.
538
00:28:18,802 --> 00:28:20,429
HOUSE: Does Kaufman
know what we did?
539
00:28:20,554 --> 00:28:22,556
- That's good.
- No, that is terrible.
540
00:28:23,098 --> 00:28:24,975
He doesn't know
that she got worse on antibiotics,
541
00:28:25,100 --> 00:28:26,560
so now he's
thinking endocarditis.
542
00:28:26,685 --> 00:28:29,229
He'll put her back on the antibiotics
that almost suffocated her.
543
00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:30,564
What do we do?
544
00:28:33,483 --> 00:28:34,651
We push through this.
545
00:28:34,985 --> 00:28:38,697
Started in the heart, endocarditis
still fits, it's just got to be fungal.
546
00:28:38,822 --> 00:28:41,491
We have to switch Kaufman's antibiotics
for Amphotericin B.
547
00:28:41,616 --> 00:28:43,327
I don't know if you're right,
I don't care.
548
00:28:43,452 --> 00:28:45,078
But we are gonna end
up killing this woman
549
00:28:45,203 --> 00:28:47,497
if we keep confusing her
attending with these secret meds.
550
00:28:47,622 --> 00:28:50,167
I don't care about confusing
the attending. I want this woman...
551
00:28:50,292 --> 00:28:52,711
We're not talking about
simple antibiotics anymore.
552
00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:55,589
Amphotericin B is dangerous in itself.
It's a poison.
553
00:28:55,714 --> 00:28:58,467
That's why it kills fungi.
It'll give her fever, chills...
554
00:28:58,592 --> 00:29:00,761
Which she already has,
which will help us hide it.
555
00:29:00,886 --> 00:29:02,137
I don't think I can
take a risk like that.
556
00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:03,930
Well, then, you shouldn't
have let her fire me!
557
00:29:09,436 --> 00:29:12,689
Look, all you have to do
is switch the IVs again.
558
00:29:13,648 --> 00:29:14,941
This has blown up
on you once already.
559
00:29:15,067 --> 00:29:16,026
He's right.
560
00:29:16,151 --> 00:29:17,235
Yep.
561
00:29:20,447 --> 00:29:22,949
I'm so sorry I got you guys into this.
You should go.
562
00:29:33,085 --> 00:29:34,044
I'm right.
563
00:29:34,169 --> 00:29:36,463
I know.
And I'll do it, but...
564
00:29:51,103 --> 00:29:54,064
I agree. Fungal
endocarditis fits.
565
00:29:57,401 --> 00:29:59,319
But we still have
to tell your mother.
566
00:30:01,321 --> 00:30:04,241
I don't want to
tell her, not at all,
567
00:30:04,366 --> 00:30:06,701
but the patient is
the highest priority.
568
00:30:08,078 --> 00:30:10,539
I'm kicking you
out of your office.
569
00:30:12,374 --> 00:30:15,419
Yes, you. This is
not her office yet.
570
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:30,350
(DOOR CLOSES)
571
00:30:36,481 --> 00:30:37,858
If you tell anyone,
572
00:30:38,859 --> 00:30:41,319
I will get you thrown
out of med school
573
00:30:41,445 --> 00:30:43,864
and I will destroy
your career.
574
00:30:48,160 --> 00:30:50,328
I've thought about that.
575
00:30:52,914 --> 00:30:56,960
Lying about me won't work.
576
00:30:58,295 --> 00:31:00,464
Everybody knows
your reputation.
577
00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:03,758
True. But I won't
have to lie.
578
00:31:05,594 --> 00:31:10,307
Buried in your coma patient's big,
big file is a form
579
00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:12,017
that doesn't allow
treatment without
580
00:31:12,142 --> 00:31:14,769
the express consent
of the relatives.
581
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:20,150
- Wait...
- You drew blood.
582
00:31:20,609 --> 00:31:23,695
That's not just a screw-up.
It's a criminal assault.
583
00:31:27,908 --> 00:31:28,867
But you told me...
584
00:31:28,992 --> 00:31:30,785
No. As you may recall...
585
00:31:38,210 --> 00:31:39,461
You set me up?
586
00:31:45,342 --> 00:31:46,468
Why?
587
00:31:47,802 --> 00:31:51,556
Because this patient
is the highest priority.
588
00:32:13,203 --> 00:32:14,621
(COUGHING)
589
00:32:15,997 --> 00:32:17,332
(PANTING)
590
00:32:24,005 --> 00:32:25,590
(THUNDER RUMBLING)
591
00:32:31,054 --> 00:32:32,472
(GROANING)
592
00:32:34,683 --> 00:32:37,644
You made her think
I was hiding her son being sick!
593
00:32:37,769 --> 00:32:40,438
She scuttled the settlement.
She reported me to the bar.
594
00:32:40,564 --> 00:32:43,233
I got to deal
with that crap now!
595
00:32:43,692 --> 00:32:47,571
I will sue you for slander,
for tortuous interference
596
00:32:47,696 --> 00:32:50,699
and anything else
I can use to destroy you.
597
00:32:52,033 --> 00:32:58,331
And my sister says,
stay out of her life, you failure.
598
00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:02,460
Five years of therapy.
599
00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:04,546
(GROANING)
600
00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:13,513
Dr. Kaufman, I need to speak
with you and the patient alone.
601
00:33:18,143 --> 00:33:19,686
I'm skipping
the credentials committee.
602
00:33:19,811 --> 00:33:23,273
I'm going straight to the state board
and reporting you for...
603
00:33:23,607 --> 00:33:26,401
What you've done is
so off the spectrum,
604
00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:28,945
I don't know there's
a specific name for it.
605
00:33:29,529 --> 00:33:31,531
- I think he's talking to you.
CUDDY: - Marty, calm down.
606
00:33:31,656 --> 00:33:33,533
DR. KAUFMAN: And you.
What you did is worse.
607
00:33:33,658 --> 00:33:36,244
He's an insane lunatic.
You're the Dean of Medicine.
608
00:33:36,453 --> 00:33:37,579
I want you off my case.
609
00:33:37,704 --> 00:33:38,747
That's exactly right.
610
00:33:38,872 --> 00:33:40,582
Don't get excited.
You're fired, too.
611
00:33:40,707 --> 00:33:41,791
What?
612
00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:43,543
I'll never get
away from House
613
00:33:43,668 --> 00:33:45,211
or my daughter
if I stay here.
614
00:33:45,337 --> 00:33:47,172
Transfer me to
Princeton General.
615
00:33:47,297 --> 00:33:48,506
Mom.
616
00:33:49,174 --> 00:33:52,552
You're very ill and
you're very angry.
617
00:33:52,677 --> 00:33:55,513
You really think now is the right time
to make a decision like this?
618
00:33:55,639 --> 00:33:58,391
You lied to me
and betrayed me.
619
00:33:58,642 --> 00:34:02,729
Do you think I really care what
you consider a good idea anymore?
620
00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:20,163
I'll get the ambulance.
621
00:34:24,167 --> 00:34:25,418
Happy?
622
00:34:33,635 --> 00:34:35,136
(DOOR OPENS)
623
00:34:35,720 --> 00:34:37,764
CUDDY: I can't believe it.
624
00:34:42,185 --> 00:34:44,187
What just happened?
625
00:34:45,480 --> 00:34:46,815
You just killed her.
626
00:34:51,152 --> 00:34:52,779
Are you blaming me?
627
00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:56,574
This is all because
you're so arrogant,
628
00:34:56,700 --> 00:34:59,160
you goaded her
into firing you.
629
00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:01,579
Actually, my mistakes
started a little after that,
630
00:35:01,705 --> 00:35:03,373
when I agreed to
your brilliant scheme
631
00:35:03,498 --> 00:35:05,250
to keep me on the case
after she'd fired me off it.
632
00:35:05,375 --> 00:35:06,584
She would have
left the hospital.
633
00:35:06,710 --> 00:35:08,962
Only 'cause you would have let her.
Like you did just now.
634
00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:10,422
You think
I can control her?
635
00:35:10,547 --> 00:35:11,631
I don't know.
I've never seen you try.
636
00:35:11,756 --> 00:35:14,676
I have been rebelling
against this woman my entire life.
637
00:35:14,801 --> 00:35:16,678
Here's what I've seen.
638
00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:19,681
She insults you,
you complain to me.
639
00:35:19,806 --> 00:35:21,933
I drug her at dinner,
you never let her know.
640
00:35:22,058 --> 00:35:24,102
We slip her medicine,
happens behind her back.
641
00:35:24,227 --> 00:35:26,229
You never confront her.
642
00:35:27,397 --> 00:35:29,399
And it pisses me off.
643
00:35:31,985 --> 00:35:34,404
Are you taking
this personally?
644
00:35:34,612 --> 00:35:36,865
If she leaves, she dies.
645
00:35:37,615 --> 00:35:42,245
One day, maybe a week from now,
maybe a year from now,
646
00:35:42,996 --> 00:35:47,751
you're gonna decide that the man
sleeping next to you killed your mother.
647
00:35:52,088 --> 00:35:54,132
Get me my patient back.
648
00:35:58,470 --> 00:35:59,763
This is really bad, Lisa.
649
00:35:59,888 --> 00:36:02,557
I swear to God, Jules,
I will call security.
650
00:36:15,570 --> 00:36:17,572
I asked you before
why you were tough on me.
651
00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,656
I wasn't.
652
00:36:18,782 --> 00:36:20,533
You were.
And I know why.
653
00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:24,621
You see something in
me that you didn't see
654
00:36:24,746 --> 00:36:26,664
in Julia and you
didn't see in you.
655
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:29,417
A type of ambition,
a type of brains.
656
00:36:29,542 --> 00:36:31,586
That's why you rode me.
657
00:36:31,711 --> 00:36:36,674
You made me yearbook editor,
summa undergrad, AOA in med school.
658
00:36:38,176 --> 00:36:39,803
The only time I ever
see light in your eyes
659
00:36:39,928 --> 00:36:42,722
is when you hear me
talking about my job.
660
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:49,187
The reason you keep
coming to see me
661
00:36:49,312 --> 00:36:51,773
in the clinic is
because you trust me.
662
00:36:52,398 --> 00:36:54,734
You trust my
medical judgment.
663
00:36:55,777 --> 00:36:57,320
So here it is.
664
00:36:57,946 --> 00:37:00,990
If you transfer to
Princeton General,
665
00:37:01,115 --> 00:37:03,284
you'll be treated
well and you'll die.
666
00:37:03,785 --> 00:37:08,289
If you stay here with House, you'll be
treated badly, but you'll live.
667
00:37:11,918 --> 00:37:14,212
I don't care
if I have to slash the tires
668
00:37:14,337 --> 00:37:16,881
of every ambulance
in this bay, Mom.
669
00:37:18,091 --> 00:37:20,885
I am not letting you
leave my hospital.
670
00:37:24,347 --> 00:37:26,307
One, two, three.
671
00:37:27,559 --> 00:37:29,811
I got it.
How are you feeling, Mom?
672
00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:31,813
I feel a little dizzy.
673
00:37:31,938 --> 00:37:35,400
Heart's still weak from the infection.
We'll hang an antifungal IV.
674
00:37:35,525 --> 00:37:37,110
If you're so great,
how come you're not
675
00:37:37,235 --> 00:37:39,404
running your
department anymore?
676
00:37:39,529 --> 00:37:40,864
What are you
talking about, Mom?
677
00:37:40,989 --> 00:37:42,282
That's what he told me.
678
00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:43,366
Two days ago?
679
00:37:43,491 --> 00:37:45,743
I said that I didn't have a department
to run? I was being sarcastic.
680
00:37:46,035 --> 00:37:47,120
No, you weren't.
681
00:37:47,328 --> 00:37:48,955
Right, because
people who are talking
682
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,623
can't tell if they're
being sarcastic.
683
00:37:50,832 --> 00:37:51,875
That doesn't
make any sense.
684
00:37:52,000 --> 00:37:54,919
Of course they can.
But you weren't.
685
00:38:01,259 --> 00:38:03,595
I love A-Rod.
686
00:38:03,803 --> 00:38:05,889
He's so modest
687
00:38:06,014 --> 00:38:09,684
and I highly respect the paintings
he has of himself as a centaur.
688
00:38:10,059 --> 00:38:12,228
Question.
Do I like A-Rod?
689
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:17,025
Yes. Whoever he is.
690
00:38:17,859 --> 00:38:19,652
She can't recognize sarcasm?
691
00:38:19,777 --> 00:38:21,905
Deficit in the right
parahippocampal gyrus,
692
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,033
which means CNS involvement
before the fever.
693
00:38:25,992 --> 00:38:28,077
I was wrong about
the endocarditis.
694
00:38:28,828 --> 00:38:30,371
I don't feel...
695
00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:33,041
Mom. Mom.
696
00:38:33,499 --> 00:38:35,668
Heart rate 170. Nurse!
697
00:38:35,793 --> 00:38:36,794
(MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY)
698
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:38,880
Do something.
699
00:38:39,005 --> 00:38:40,006
I am.
700
00:38:41,049 --> 00:38:42,884
- House!
- The fever was hypothalamic.
701
00:38:43,009 --> 00:38:45,386
That means brain,
heart, anemia, allergy.
702
00:38:45,511 --> 00:38:46,930
- You hear that, what do you think?
- I don't know.
703
00:38:47,055 --> 00:38:48,097
You think heavy
metal toxicity.
704
00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:49,682
It can't be.
You treated chelation for lead.
705
00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:51,684
And she got better,
then she got worse
706
00:38:51,809 --> 00:38:53,436
because she never
stopped being poisoned.
707
00:38:55,605 --> 00:38:56,564
What are you doing?
708
00:38:56,689 --> 00:38:58,024
You really want me
to stop and explain?
709
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:06,991
(GROANS)
710
00:39:10,745 --> 00:39:12,413
There it is.
Look at that.
711
00:39:14,082 --> 00:39:16,000
The muscle's black.
712
00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:18,336
Necrosis?
713
00:39:18,461 --> 00:39:23,633
Metallosis. Her artificial hip
weared and teared way too much.
714
00:39:23,758 --> 00:39:25,051
It's cobalt poisoning.
715
00:39:25,468 --> 00:39:27,428
We're gonna need
Chase to get an OR.
716
00:39:27,553 --> 00:39:29,222
We should start
chelation again.
717
00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,695
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
718
00:40:01,671 --> 00:40:03,214
I thought you didn't
want to see me.
719
00:40:03,339 --> 00:40:04,966
I didn't.
720
00:40:05,091 --> 00:40:06,134
But Foreman
called me.
721
00:40:12,140 --> 00:40:13,516
I didn't know
that you thought
722
00:40:13,641 --> 00:40:16,769
that little boy had
a bleed in his head.
723
00:40:19,981 --> 00:40:23,985
I will kill my brother
if he messes with you anymore.
724
00:40:26,029 --> 00:40:27,697
What do you care?
725
00:40:29,782 --> 00:40:33,953
Chris. You were
a crappy husband.
726
00:40:36,205 --> 00:40:38,416
But you are
a good person.
727
00:41:06,444 --> 00:41:08,863
Once again,
you are unfired.
728
00:41:11,032 --> 00:41:12,200
Why?
729
00:41:14,077 --> 00:41:16,120
You sold me out
even though you knew
730
00:41:16,245 --> 00:41:19,457
that you're gonna get thrown out
of med school.
731
00:41:19,999 --> 00:41:23,461
That's just
kind of impressive.
732
00:41:27,215 --> 00:41:31,052
I keep my job if I stand up to you,
I keep it if I don't.
733
00:41:31,177 --> 00:41:33,262
I don't buy it.
734
00:41:36,849 --> 00:41:39,727
When Cuddy was protecting me before,
she was protecting a doctor.
735
00:41:39,852 --> 00:41:42,438
She's now protecting
a boyfriend.
736
00:41:42,563 --> 00:41:45,149
The hospital's not gonna put up
with that for long.
737
00:41:46,025 --> 00:41:48,402
So I need you
to protect me
738
00:41:48,528 --> 00:41:50,863
from doing something
Cuddy will regret.
739
00:41:56,994 --> 00:41:59,038
See you bright
and late tomorrow.
740
00:42:05,795 --> 00:42:07,130
(CRYING)
741
00:42:16,222 --> 00:42:19,934
Mom, why would you
want to keep this?
742
00:42:21,310 --> 00:42:24,188
So I can mount it on the wall
like a moose head.
743
00:42:24,313 --> 00:42:25,314
(CHUCKLES)
744
00:42:32,613 --> 00:42:37,535
It says here,
"Cobalt can cause rashes,
745
00:42:38,077 --> 00:42:41,122
"dizziness and
stomach problems."
746
00:42:43,416 --> 00:42:45,835
You still think I've been
imagining the whole thing?
747
00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,421
Okay, you might
have a point.
748
00:42:49,338 --> 00:42:50,423
How do you feel?
749
00:42:50,548 --> 00:42:54,468
You know,
a little dizziness, some pain.