1 00:00:39,353 --> 00:00:42,022 DRISCOLL: Move it. Faster. Parks, quit slacking. 2 00:00:42,147 --> 00:00:43,523 I'm not slacking. I can't. 3 00:00:43,649 --> 00:00:44,733 How dare you talk to your drill instructor? 4 00:00:44,858 --> 00:00:45,817 Sir, I'm not slacking. 5 00:00:45,942 --> 00:00:47,736 You stand up and you look me in the eye. 6 00:00:47,861 --> 00:00:48,904 I feel lousy. I can't... 7 00:00:49,029 --> 00:00:51,657 "Can't" doesn't exist here. 8 00:00:51,782 --> 00:00:54,159 Now you finish this course or you're in isolation the rest of the day. 9 00:00:54,284 --> 00:00:55,661 You hear me? 10 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:57,621 MacDonald, you ready to make Parks eat your dust? 11 00:00:57,746 --> 00:00:58,705 Sir, yes, sir. 12 00:00:58,830 --> 00:01:00,123 Ready? Go! 13 00:01:01,166 --> 00:01:04,086 Are your ears malfunctioning? I said go. 14 00:01:04,503 --> 00:01:06,380 Go! Go! 15 00:01:06,588 --> 00:01:08,632 Get down! Get down! 16 00:01:08,757 --> 00:01:11,385 Belly down. Belly down. 17 00:01:11,510 --> 00:01:12,552 Move it! 18 00:01:13,095 --> 00:01:15,180 Get up over there. Grab those bars. 19 00:01:16,139 --> 00:01:20,394 Move ahead. You grab them bars. Faster. Move it! 20 00:01:20,936 --> 00:01:23,980 Move it. Knees up. Knees up! Move it! 21 00:01:24,106 --> 00:01:27,317 Grab the wall! Hit that wall! Hit that wall! 22 00:01:28,026 --> 00:01:29,986 Move it. Get up over there. 23 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:34,074 Keep it going. Don't you fall on me. Faster! Move it. 24 00:01:39,788 --> 00:01:42,082 What's the matter, Parks? You got a boo-boo? 25 00:01:44,126 --> 00:01:45,293 Sir, I'm bleeding, sir. 26 00:01:45,419 --> 00:01:47,421 - Is your life in immediate danger? - No. 27 00:01:47,546 --> 00:01:49,548 Then you get your ass up over that wall. 28 00:01:51,383 --> 00:01:54,928 I said get your ass over that... 29 00:01:57,139 --> 00:01:58,098 What's going on? 30 00:01:58,223 --> 00:02:01,143 My back hurts. I can't move. 31 00:02:02,227 --> 00:02:05,814 (GROANING) Help. Help! I can't get up. 32 00:02:07,941 --> 00:02:10,026 "Can't" doesn't exist here. 33 00:02:13,989 --> 00:02:14,990 (GROANING) 34 00:02:55,071 --> 00:02:56,072 We should not be looking at this. 35 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:58,700 He sent out an alert. It'd be rude not to look. 36 00:02:58,825 --> 00:03:00,744 Though I am straining my eyes. 37 00:03:00,869 --> 00:03:01,953 What are we checking out? 38 00:03:02,078 --> 00:03:03,872 Your profile page. 39 00:03:03,997 --> 00:03:05,999 Why? I haven't... 40 00:03:07,000 --> 00:03:10,170 That is not me. 41 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:12,088 That is you. 42 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:14,883 That's me, but that is not. 43 00:03:15,008 --> 00:03:18,553 Whoever did this made it smaller. Much, much smaller. 44 00:03:18,678 --> 00:03:21,097 Whoever did this has a bone to pick with you. 45 00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:22,057 Ironic, since your bone... 46 00:03:22,182 --> 00:03:23,934 ls not in that picture. 47 00:03:24,059 --> 00:03:25,393 My proof is right here. You really want to see? 48 00:03:26,019 --> 00:03:27,854 Whoa, convinced. 49 00:03:28,021 --> 00:03:30,816 You have any idea who did this? 50 00:03:32,067 --> 00:03:33,944 I don't even know where the original picture is from. 51 00:03:34,069 --> 00:03:36,238 Bathroom at the Carleton Hotel. 52 00:03:36,530 --> 00:03:38,323 Towel, hotel logo's reversed. 53 00:03:38,448 --> 00:03:40,534 Shot must've been taken in the mirror. 54 00:03:40,659 --> 00:03:42,536 We were there for Sanford Wells' wedding. 55 00:03:42,661 --> 00:03:43,954 That must narrow it down. 56 00:03:44,079 --> 00:03:46,206 He slept with three women there. 57 00:03:46,331 --> 00:03:48,041 Ah, you're a whore. 58 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:49,918 (HOUSE SCATTING) 59 00:03:55,257 --> 00:03:58,718 38-year-old fonner Marine. Came to the ER with back pain. 60 00:03:58,844 --> 00:04:01,763 Now his bladder aches as much as his back 'cause he can't empty it. 61 00:04:02,722 --> 00:04:03,807 What are we looking at this morning? 62 00:04:03,932 --> 00:04:06,810 Upskirt celebrity, endearingly funny cat? 63 00:04:06,935 --> 00:04:09,938 Another study about gays being better parents. 64 00:04:10,063 --> 00:04:12,065 We were lured in by the word "lesbian." 65 00:04:12,190 --> 00:04:14,401 Has he taken any antihistamines or anticholinergics? 66 00:04:14,526 --> 00:04:17,028 Nope, and the ER ruled out enlarged prostate, 67 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:19,155 stuffed colon and spinal injury. 68 00:04:19,281 --> 00:04:22,784 Military history. In suspiciously good shape for his age, 69 00:04:22,909 --> 00:04:25,245 makes a living bullying kids. 70 00:04:25,537 --> 00:04:27,998 I'm thinking steroids. 71 00:04:28,123 --> 00:04:29,291 Fascinating. 72 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,793 Thanks. We can wean him off... 73 00:04:31,918 --> 00:04:33,962 Steroids isn't fascinating, it's moronic. 74 00:04:34,087 --> 00:04:36,006 There's no other sign of hormonal imbalance. 75 00:04:36,131 --> 00:04:39,134 What's fascinating is that you equate discipline with bullying. 76 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:40,552 Which means that your parents either 77 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:42,012 disciplined you too much or too little. 78 00:04:42,137 --> 00:04:43,263 I'm guessing too little. 79 00:04:44,264 --> 00:04:47,183 It's hardly surprising you agree with our patient's philosophy. 80 00:04:47,309 --> 00:04:49,102 You run your department like a boot camp 81 00:04:49,227 --> 00:04:52,230 as if cruelty ensures performance. 82 00:04:56,318 --> 00:04:58,278 Is this where I'm supposed to disagree with you? 83 00:04:58,528 --> 00:05:00,697 Diagnosis of urinary retention depends on 84 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:02,073 the particular mechanical cause. 85 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:04,075 We need to know if there's a blockage in the urethra 86 00:05:04,200 --> 00:05:06,119 versus a nerve or a muscle problem with the bladder. 87 00:05:06,369 --> 00:05:08,914 Fascinating without misdirect. 88 00:05:09,289 --> 00:05:12,000 Cath him, and see what's stopping him from emptying his bilge. 89 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:13,835 Oh, not you, Chase. 90 00:05:13,960 --> 00:05:15,837 Sending Captain Micropenis to deal 91 00:05:15,962 --> 00:05:17,714 with what's probably normal-sized equipment? 92 00:05:18,131 --> 00:05:19,466 That's too cruel even for me. 93 00:05:22,510 --> 00:05:23,929 (CHUCKLES) 94 00:05:31,895 --> 00:05:33,021 Good morning. 95 00:05:35,982 --> 00:05:38,902 And what brings the lesser Cuddy to these parts? 96 00:05:39,027 --> 00:05:42,197 Pediatrician appointment for an S-H-O-T. 97 00:05:42,322 --> 00:05:46,201 Waldenwood insists vaccination reports go in with the application. 98 00:05:46,493 --> 00:05:47,619 Honey, finish your oatmeal. 99 00:05:47,744 --> 00:05:50,413 HOUSE: Waldenwood. Is that by any chance a boarding school? 100 00:05:50,538 --> 00:05:52,248 Or a work camp? 101 00:05:53,625 --> 00:05:55,001 It's our first choice preschool. 102 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:57,837 HOUSE: Blocks made of gold? Kids don't have to pick their own noses? 103 00:05:57,963 --> 00:06:00,173 Great facilities and teachers 104 00:06:00,298 --> 00:06:02,509 and they're known for their gifted program. 105 00:06:04,135 --> 00:06:06,763 You sure that's the right place for her? 106 00:06:07,973 --> 00:06:09,516 Sounds a little snobby. 107 00:06:09,641 --> 00:06:13,311 I've done my research, we've visited. It's a perfect fit. 108 00:06:20,193 --> 00:06:21,611 FOREMAN: You feel pressure, 109 00:06:21,736 --> 00:06:24,864 we need you to tell us when the urge to void becomes unbearable. 110 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:27,742 Sorry, can't make you feel better till we make you feel worse. 111 00:06:27,867 --> 00:06:31,037 I get it. Goes for what I do, too. 112 00:06:31,997 --> 00:06:33,873 We cause pain when it's the only option. 113 00:06:34,165 --> 00:06:37,252 The kids I work with at the camp are there because a judge sent them. 114 00:06:37,752 --> 00:06:39,295 I can't teach them good behaviors 115 00:06:39,421 --> 00:06:41,172 without first getting rid of all their bad ones. 116 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:43,550 That's not gonna happen unless I push them. 117 00:06:43,675 --> 00:06:47,429 I don't see why metaphorical pushing has to involve actual pushing. 118 00:06:48,263 --> 00:06:50,432 I may work these kids hard, but I never hit them. 119 00:06:50,557 --> 00:06:52,851 You march them into the ground instead of knocking them there. 120 00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:54,686 Yeah, well, it beats the alternatives 121 00:06:54,811 --> 00:06:57,480 which is ending up in jail or a gang, or a coffin. 122 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,232 How often do you pull that off? 123 00:06:59,441 --> 00:07:00,900 DRISCOLL: Two-thirds never re-offend. 124 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:02,485 It's better numbers than juvie. 125 00:07:05,697 --> 00:07:08,324 She's brilliant, but new to the real world. 126 00:07:08,867 --> 00:07:09,909 Yeah. 127 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:11,953 Doc, I gotta go. 128 00:07:12,078 --> 00:07:13,288 Let's empty you out. 129 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:16,124 Take the urine to Taub. Have him screen it for bacteria. 130 00:07:16,249 --> 00:07:17,417 I'll analyze this data. 131 00:07:21,838 --> 00:07:24,299 A half-hour on the phone, no go. 132 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:26,551 Website won't take down the picture. 133 00:07:26,676 --> 00:07:29,179 I thought their policy doesn't allow nude photos. 134 00:07:29,304 --> 00:07:33,016 Now tap the tube gently against the table to re-suspend the cells. 135 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:38,313 They don't, but technically, I'm no longer nude. 136 00:07:40,065 --> 00:07:42,317 Maybe you should shut down your account. 137 00:07:42,442 --> 00:07:44,319 I tried but whoever did this changed my password 138 00:07:44,444 --> 00:07:45,779 so I can't even prove it's my page. 139 00:07:45,904 --> 00:07:48,948 There's a clue, she's got serious tech skills. 140 00:07:49,824 --> 00:07:51,451 My password was "password." 141 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:54,496 You're a dumb whore. 142 00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:57,040 Do any of the three seem like a more likely suspect? 143 00:07:57,165 --> 00:07:58,833 Maybe one was clingier. 144 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:00,460 I can't even remember their names. 145 00:08:01,044 --> 00:08:03,004 Listen, this is a tough time for me 146 00:08:03,129 --> 00:08:05,507 breaking up with Rachel, moving into a hotel. 147 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:09,302 I want you to know how much your humiliation has eased my burden. 148 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:18,061 Urine is clean for bacteria. 149 00:08:18,186 --> 00:08:20,063 Not surprising, since his bladder test showed 150 00:08:20,188 --> 00:08:21,314 that his peeing problem is really 151 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:22,774 a nerve problem, neurogenic bladder. 152 00:08:22,899 --> 00:08:25,068 Could mean spinal cord tumor, cerebral palsy. 153 00:08:25,193 --> 00:08:26,402 House is gonna go right for syphilis. 154 00:08:26,528 --> 00:08:27,403 How can you be so sure? 155 00:08:27,529 --> 00:08:29,531 Rare complication of an embarrassing illness, 156 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:31,157 practically a House special. 157 00:08:31,533 --> 00:08:33,493 I want to get ahead. Let's go test his blood for syphilis. 158 00:08:35,370 --> 00:08:36,329 MARTHA: Okay, I'm gonna take some blood. 159 00:08:36,454 --> 00:08:38,540 This will only hurt for a second. Ready? 160 00:08:41,167 --> 00:08:43,128 Stop it. Stop trying to kill me. (CHOKING) 161 00:08:43,503 --> 00:08:44,504 Hey, let her go. 162 00:08:45,004 --> 00:08:46,673 - You're trying to kill me. - Let her go. 163 00:08:46,798 --> 00:08:48,508 Security. Need some help in here. 164 00:08:49,300 --> 00:08:50,927 Let me go! Let me go! 165 00:08:51,636 --> 00:08:53,054 (COUGHING) 166 00:08:58,309 --> 00:08:59,310 (GROANS) 167 00:08:59,435 --> 00:09:02,313 She's fine. How about we get back to someone who isn't? 168 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:04,399 The patient's in restraints and on Haldol 169 00:09:04,524 --> 00:09:05,233 which seems to have made him lucid. 170 00:09:05,358 --> 00:09:09,237 Differential diagnosis, back pain, neurogenic bladder, psychosis. 171 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:11,322 A symptom which we learned about when he choked me. 172 00:09:11,447 --> 00:09:13,283 Hate to slow us down by acknowledging it. 173 00:09:13,408 --> 00:09:14,701 And yet you have. 174 00:09:15,535 --> 00:09:17,370 Tertiary syphilis fits. 175 00:09:17,495 --> 00:09:18,371 Test came back negative. 176 00:09:18,955 --> 00:09:20,498 Several meds could cause those symptoms. 177 00:09:20,623 --> 00:09:23,001 Tricyclic antidepressants, ritalin. 178 00:09:23,126 --> 00:09:25,879 Also other native plants, wormwood, jimsonweed... 179 00:09:26,004 --> 00:09:28,214 With the amount of jimsonweed or ritalin you'd have to ingest 180 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:29,424 seems like he would've mentioned it. 181 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:30,967 Unless he didn't know about it. 182 00:09:31,759 --> 00:09:33,970 Maybe one of those kids at the camp 183 00:09:34,095 --> 00:09:36,222 got tired of Driscoll's lessons and poisoned him. 184 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:42,645 Go to the camp, check for potential poisons. 185 00:09:44,856 --> 00:09:46,524 I all but ignored your assault 186 00:09:46,649 --> 00:09:48,776 showed you no compassion whatsoever 187 00:09:49,152 --> 00:09:50,445 and you came up with a good idea. 188 00:09:51,571 --> 00:09:52,947 Score one for tough love. 189 00:09:58,203 --> 00:10:01,039 Glad to hear you met someone you liked. Weddings are good for that. 190 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:02,415 I was hoping to get in touch. 191 00:10:02,540 --> 00:10:04,751 Thing is, I'm a bit fuzzy on names. 192 00:10:04,876 --> 00:10:06,586 Sorry, open bar. 193 00:10:07,587 --> 00:10:09,464 She was sitting at Dr. Simpson's table. 194 00:10:09,589 --> 00:10:11,966 Brunette, purple dress, low-cut. 195 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:13,927 That's my niece, Winn Phillips. 196 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:16,221 Your niece? 197 00:10:17,764 --> 00:10:18,723 Fantastic. 198 00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:21,517 Her info is in your e-mail. 199 00:10:24,312 --> 00:10:28,775 Also, there was a blonde, green dress. 200 00:10:30,235 --> 00:10:32,153 You want me to hook you up with two women? 201 00:10:33,154 --> 00:10:34,572 Actually, three. 202 00:10:37,909 --> 00:10:41,329 How do you cheat on a test when there's no test? 203 00:10:41,913 --> 00:10:43,998 Sony, not playillfl- 204 00:10:45,166 --> 00:10:46,626 Go away, House. 205 00:10:48,920 --> 00:10:50,964 I'm not giving you advice just so you can 206 00:10:51,089 --> 00:10:54,217 distort it to suit your own warped world view. 207 00:10:54,384 --> 00:10:56,552 But it's been working so well. 208 00:10:56,678 --> 00:10:58,846 Cuddy wants to get Rachel into Waldenwood Preschool. 209 00:10:58,972 --> 00:11:01,516 Problem is Rachel's dumber than a paste sandwich. 210 00:11:01,641 --> 00:11:04,894 And her not getting in bothers you. You care about Rachel. 211 00:11:05,019 --> 00:11:06,688 That was not advice. 212 00:11:06,813 --> 00:11:08,231 Cuddy cares about her, 213 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:11,359 which means when Rachel gets rejected, Cuddy will be upset. 214 00:11:11,484 --> 00:11:12,819 Then, as the boyfriend, I will be expected 215 00:11:12,944 --> 00:11:15,280 to be supportive and consoling. 216 00:11:15,405 --> 00:11:17,699 Not your strengths, I grant you. 217 00:11:17,824 --> 00:11:20,493 Leave it alone. It's just a play date. It'll be fine. 218 00:11:20,618 --> 00:11:22,495 "Play date" being their code for 219 00:11:22,620 --> 00:11:24,539 "way to weed out the paste sandwiches." 220 00:11:24,664 --> 00:11:26,499 They'll hand her puzzles and counting games 221 00:11:26,624 --> 00:11:29,627 and Rachel will just sit there and eat the pieces. 222 00:11:32,797 --> 00:11:35,758 Crap! Crap. I'm such a sucker. 223 00:11:35,883 --> 00:11:37,927 Thanks for the advice. 224 00:11:38,052 --> 00:11:39,721 MARTHA: That's the isolation area. 225 00:11:39,846 --> 00:11:43,641 Kids that behave badly go there, sometimes 23 hours a day. 226 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:45,643 Sounds like a pretty good incentive to behave. 227 00:11:47,603 --> 00:11:49,689 They're treating the symptom instead of the disease. 228 00:11:49,856 --> 00:11:51,983 Basic systems theory 229 00:11:52,108 --> 00:11:54,694 troubled kids are produced by troubled families. 230 00:11:54,819 --> 00:11:56,863 This place doesn't even attempt to change the environment 231 00:11:56,988 --> 00:11:59,365 that damaged them in the first place. 232 00:11:59,490 --> 00:12:02,118 So there are no bad kids, only bad parents? 233 00:12:02,243 --> 00:12:03,786 Then why is my brother an ex-con? 234 00:12:05,538 --> 00:12:08,916 Treating kids decently doesn't mean identically. 235 00:12:09,042 --> 00:12:12,003 Some kids need more structure or discipline. 236 00:12:14,297 --> 00:12:16,341 Nobody needs this place. 237 00:12:17,675 --> 00:12:20,345 Maybe we're coming at this wrong. 238 00:12:20,553 --> 00:12:23,264 We find the poisoner, let them point us toward the poison. 239 00:12:23,806 --> 00:12:25,808 Driscoll's got 24 kids in his troop. 240 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:27,435 You want to interview all of them? 241 00:12:27,560 --> 00:12:29,645 Maybe we don't need to. 242 00:12:29,896 --> 00:12:33,608 Driscoll sent me to isolation all the time. Doesn't mean I poisoned him. 243 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:35,777 He's the psycho, not me. 244 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:37,945 Tell him. 245 00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:40,406 DI Driscoll's way harder on him than the rest of us. 246 00:12:40,531 --> 00:12:42,700 Maybe because he's a bigger pain in the ass. 247 00:12:43,451 --> 00:12:45,328 What are you in here for? Shoplifting. 248 00:12:45,453 --> 00:12:47,330 You ready to upgrade to second-degree murder? 249 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:48,956 Spend 10 years in jail? 250 00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:51,751 If he dies because of whatever you gave him, that's what'll happen. 251 00:12:52,543 --> 00:12:54,045 That supposed to scare me? 252 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,214 My mom's dead, my dad's never been around 253 00:12:56,339 --> 00:12:58,174 and after this I'll get bounced to another foster hole. 254 00:12:58,299 --> 00:13:00,218 My future's not exactly bright. 255 00:13:00,343 --> 00:13:02,804 Prison, now or later, doesn't make that much of a difference to me. 256 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:05,890 Dude, I'm not mopping the whole floor by myself. 257 00:13:08,935 --> 00:13:09,977 Your eyes are red. 258 00:13:10,395 --> 00:13:12,688 Might be an allergic reaction to the cleaning solution. 259 00:13:12,814 --> 00:13:14,023 It's just my allergies. 260 00:13:14,148 --> 00:13:15,191 Do you take anything for them? 261 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,360 Not right now. 262 00:13:18,945 --> 00:13:19,779 Why not? 263 00:13:27,870 --> 00:13:30,832 FOREMAN: These IV fluids will help flush the drugs out of your system. 264 00:13:30,957 --> 00:13:32,542 You know which of the kids dosed me? 265 00:13:34,293 --> 00:13:36,170 It's not medically relevant. 266 00:13:37,171 --> 00:13:40,925 Look, I'm not gonna hurt him, but I get why you're scared of me. 267 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:43,970 I'm real sorry about this morning. 268 00:13:44,095 --> 00:13:46,180 No apology necessary. 269 00:13:46,305 --> 00:13:49,100 You're ill, you didn't know what you were doing. 270 00:13:52,019 --> 00:13:53,604 I used to be a real screw-up. 271 00:13:54,147 --> 00:13:57,692 The military taught me that actions always have consequences, 272 00:13:57,817 --> 00:14:00,862 part of being a man is accepting them. 273 00:14:02,321 --> 00:14:06,993 After all the times I've said that to the kids, apology is necessary. 274 00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:11,873 (RAGGED BREATHING) 275 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:12,915 Are you okay? 276 00:14:13,040 --> 00:14:14,876 No, my heart's kind of racing. 277 00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:16,252 I got it. 278 00:14:19,589 --> 00:14:22,467 Heart rate is 170, PAT until proven otherwise. 279 00:14:22,592 --> 00:14:24,844 We got to slow it down. Six milligrams of adenosine, IV bolus. 280 00:14:24,969 --> 00:14:26,929 Tell the nurse to get in here with the crash cart. 281 00:14:27,054 --> 00:14:29,056 (MACHINE BEEPING RAPIDLY) 282 00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,061 Pushing fluid sent his heart into overdrive. 283 00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:36,564 It took three doses of adenosine to get it under control. 284 00:14:36,689 --> 00:14:38,774 HOUSE: Treating him for antihistamine toxicity revealed a new symptom. 285 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:39,859 (CELL PHONE BUZZING) 286 00:14:39,984 --> 00:14:41,027 Which revealed that he didn't have 287 00:14:41,152 --> 00:14:43,154 antihistamine toxicity in the first place. 288 00:14:43,404 --> 00:14:45,156 - House, where are you? - Playground. 289 00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:48,659 Great place to meet chicks. Their moms, too. 290 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:51,746 Tachycardia could be a humoral effect, mastocytosis. 291 00:14:51,871 --> 00:14:54,457 MARTHA: We'd see either GI or cutaneous symptoms. 292 00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:55,708 Pancreatic insulinoma... 293 00:14:55,833 --> 00:14:57,126 Wouldn't cause bladder problems. 294 00:14:57,251 --> 00:14:59,086 Unlike pheochromocytoma. 295 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:02,757 Well done, Chase. Now turn off your phone. 296 00:15:02,882 --> 00:15:03,966 You heard that? It's on vibrate. 297 00:15:04,091 --> 00:15:06,302 I'm assuming it's been ringing almost non-stop 298 00:15:06,427 --> 00:15:08,137 since you changed your status update to 299 00:15:08,262 --> 00:15:10,848 "Nothing lights my fire like a lady-of-size. 300 00:15:10,973 --> 00:15:13,100 "Less than three bills, don't bother calling." 301 00:15:13,392 --> 00:15:14,769 Followed by your cell number. 302 00:15:14,894 --> 00:15:16,521 (ALL LAUGHING) 303 00:15:19,190 --> 00:15:22,818 No, no, no, you're right. This is in no way clever and hysterical. 304 00:15:22,944 --> 00:15:24,862 HOUSE: Before you start rolling anyone in flour, 305 00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:26,197 work the patient up for a pheo. 306 00:15:26,656 --> 00:15:29,742 Adrenal and pituitary scans, 24-hour urine collection. 307 00:15:34,038 --> 00:15:36,874 How soon after the admissions session did the child get sick? 308 00:15:36,999 --> 00:15:39,168 Kid barely got home before she collapsed. 309 00:15:39,293 --> 00:15:41,796 Her parents are a wreck, desperate for answers. 310 00:15:41,921 --> 00:15:43,756 Have you experienced any symptoms? 311 00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:45,925 Or does someone else oversee these sessions? 312 00:15:46,050 --> 00:15:48,928 The teachers supervise. No one's mentioned feeling sick. 313 00:15:49,053 --> 00:15:50,805 I'd love to call the family, offer my support. 314 00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:53,391 Sorry, I can't reveal names. 315 00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,935 Doctor/patient confidentiality. 316 00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:58,938 So this is where all the admissions play dates happen? 317 00:15:59,063 --> 00:16:00,481 She wouldn't have been in another room? 318 00:16:00,606 --> 00:16:01,857 This is where we have them all. 319 00:16:01,983 --> 00:16:03,734 Maybe to be safe we get rid of these toys and... 320 00:16:03,859 --> 00:16:04,902 No, no, no. Don't do that. 321 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:06,904 I'll tell you if anything's toxic. 322 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:09,198 For now, you should minimize your exposure. 323 00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,842 I'm supposed to be supervised. 324 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:31,304 The scan is pre-programmed. There's no risk to the patient. 325 00:16:31,429 --> 00:16:33,806 You're literally gonna sit here, watch the monitor 326 00:16:33,931 --> 00:16:36,475 and chat with him if he gets lonely. 327 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,561 Still... Report me. 328 00:16:39,145 --> 00:16:41,105 (EQUIPMENTS HUMMING) 329 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,283 (SWITCHES ON MACHINE) 330 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:56,370 How are you doing in there? 331 00:16:57,330 --> 00:17:00,124 You shouldn't bother trying to protect Landon. 332 00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:01,792 I know he's the one who drugged me. 333 00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:05,254 The antihistamines aren't what got you sick. 334 00:17:05,379 --> 00:17:07,798 Doesn't change the fact that he did it. 335 00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:15,014 I tried everything with that kid, I just can't break through. 336 00:17:15,473 --> 00:17:17,642 It's clear you care about him. 337 00:17:17,767 --> 00:17:19,644 Have you tried telling him that? 338 00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,728 DRISCOLL: You gotta understand something. 339 00:17:20,853 --> 00:17:22,980 These kids, they're all manipulators. 340 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:26,275 As much as I care about all of them, I can't... 341 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:29,195 I can't show them that unless there's some mutual respect, otherwise... 342 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,531 Forget those other kids. Think about this kid. 343 00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,327 He watched his mother get sick and die, 344 00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:38,871 he's never known his dad. 345 00:17:38,996 --> 00:17:41,582 Who knows how long it's been since anyone's taken care of him 346 00:17:41,707 --> 00:17:43,000 or if there's ever been a man around 347 00:17:43,125 --> 00:17:45,419 with any degree of consistency. 348 00:17:49,423 --> 00:17:52,385 I believe that you're on his side. 349 00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:55,596 I'm betting it would help if he did. 350 00:18:03,020 --> 00:18:05,940 You are a beautiful man. Can I leave now? 351 00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:08,025 I know where all three women are, 352 00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:10,069 but I'd like to avoid the additional humiliation 353 00:18:10,194 --> 00:18:11,904 of falsely accusing any of them. 354 00:18:12,029 --> 00:18:16,575 You lD'd the hotel off this. Hoping there's another clue in it somewhere. 355 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:19,829 We could enhance the image, 356 00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:25,334 maybe her face is reflected in that gleam off your butt cheek. 357 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:28,379 Or maybe it's time to chalk this up 358 00:18:28,504 --> 00:18:30,214 to the hazards of being a player. 359 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:33,426 Your zipper problem just blew up your marriage. 360 00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:36,887 Don't move. 361 00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:41,225 Unlike me, you've had the decency not to cheat on anyone 362 00:18:41,350 --> 00:18:44,103 but you haven't been giving much thought to who these women are 363 00:18:44,228 --> 00:18:45,396 how they might feel. 364 00:18:46,272 --> 00:18:49,316 Obviously you hurt one of them. Emotionally hurt her 365 00:18:49,442 --> 00:18:52,153 because physically, how would you even know. 366 00:18:55,406 --> 00:18:59,201 Looks like your shorty is a shorty. 367 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:02,955 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 368 00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:07,001 You're early, dinner's not ready. 369 00:19:07,877 --> 00:19:08,878 Oh. 370 00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:13,507 Okay. Rachel and I will go play in her room. 371 00:19:13,716 --> 00:19:15,050 Really? 372 00:19:15,176 --> 00:19:16,427 I'm hungry, go cook. 373 00:19:33,402 --> 00:19:35,446 All right, you little lump of clay. 374 00:19:41,243 --> 00:19:42,828 Rachel? Rachel! 375 00:19:45,206 --> 00:19:48,959 It's a new toy. What kid doesn't like new toys? 376 00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:52,046 A moron, that's who. 377 00:19:53,255 --> 00:19:58,219 Okay, look at the pretty colors. Now, what color is this? 378 00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:05,059 Orange. 379 00:20:06,352 --> 00:20:09,355 Yes, that is orange. What color is this? 380 00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:15,945 Okay, blocks going away. Bye-bye, blocks. 381 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:18,155 Next time, reinforce the levees. 382 00:20:18,280 --> 00:20:20,658 Bad corps of army engineers, bad. 383 00:20:22,076 --> 00:20:23,160 But what's this? 384 00:20:23,285 --> 00:20:26,455 (GASPS) Rings. Look at the rings. 385 00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:31,168 Now the goal of this game is... 386 00:20:34,338 --> 00:20:36,173 To not kill you. 387 00:20:38,217 --> 00:20:39,260 (SIGHS) 388 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:43,973 Why are you here? Wait, did you give me an STD? 389 00:20:44,098 --> 00:20:46,934 No, I did not. Don't deflect. 390 00:20:47,059 --> 00:20:49,270 That picture was taken by someone your height. 391 00:20:49,395 --> 00:20:50,354 Just take it down. 392 00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:52,022 What picture? 393 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,440 Fine. 394 00:20:55,025 --> 00:20:56,277 Play it that way. 395 00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:07,079 So... 396 00:21:08,831 --> 00:21:11,083 You really like kittens, huh? 397 00:21:11,208 --> 00:21:12,585 Yeah, you said you did, too. 398 00:21:12,793 --> 00:21:16,380 No wonder you're pissed, because that is not you. 399 00:21:16,714 --> 00:21:18,132 And I didn't take it. 400 00:21:18,257 --> 00:21:20,050 Did you mean my height with heels or without? 401 00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:23,345 You weren't wearing heels when we were in that room, so... 402 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,514 Oh, yes, you were. 403 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:30,311 I started to take them off, and then you asked me very nicely not to. 404 00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:33,188 Why would I do this? 405 00:21:33,314 --> 00:21:35,107 I'm not mad about what happened with us 406 00:21:35,232 --> 00:21:38,277 or apparently with you and any other women at that wedding. 407 00:21:38,402 --> 00:21:41,071 Sorry, I guess my forensic analysis 408 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:43,240 wasn't as advanced as I thought. 409 00:21:43,949 --> 00:21:48,078 Wait. You know, you don't have to rush off. I still have those heels. 410 00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:54,710 Everywhere you looked, gingham and stuffed animals. 411 00:21:54,835 --> 00:21:56,253 How did you get out of there? 412 00:21:57,254 --> 00:21:59,548 I didn't, right away. 413 00:22:00,966 --> 00:22:02,635 Wasn't anything wrong with her physically. 414 00:22:02,760 --> 00:22:05,012 One down, two members of a threesome to go. 415 00:22:05,137 --> 00:22:06,388 You should flip a condom to choose. 416 00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:09,141 We checked his adrenal, pituitary and thyroid glands, 417 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:12,186 monitored his catecholamines. It's not a pheo. 418 00:22:12,311 --> 00:22:15,022 We had to put him on a diltiazem drip to regulate his heart. 419 00:22:15,147 --> 00:22:17,358 Means he's running out of time. 420 00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:19,318 Means you are, too. 421 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:23,781 Your campaign to soften him up so he'll go easier on the kids 422 00:22:23,906 --> 00:22:26,325 all in a pointless attempt to validate your own upbringing. 423 00:22:26,450 --> 00:22:27,826 (PAGERS BEEPING) 424 00:22:27,952 --> 00:22:29,620 Another cardiac arrhythmia? 425 00:22:29,745 --> 00:22:32,498 It's not our patient. It's the ER. 426 00:22:34,750 --> 00:22:37,795 That patient House admitted with back pain and urinary retention? 427 00:22:37,920 --> 00:22:40,464 How do you feel about a matched set? 428 00:22:41,423 --> 00:22:42,591 (GRUNTING) 429 00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:52,935 We need to track your common exposures. What shampoo do you use? 430 00:22:53,060 --> 00:22:54,561 Whatever crap the camp gives us. 431 00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:56,105 (SIGHS) Same here. 432 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:58,315 We need things exclusive to you but not the rest of the camp. 433 00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,069 Otherwise, a lot more people would be sick. Toothpaste, deodorant? 434 00:23:02,236 --> 00:23:04,154 Can't be deodorant making him sick. 435 00:23:04,321 --> 00:23:05,990 He doesn't wear any. Smells like a... 436 00:23:06,115 --> 00:23:07,074 Parks, shut your mouth. 437 00:23:07,199 --> 00:23:08,283 LANDON: You're not my drill instructor here, okay? 438 00:23:08,409 --> 00:23:09,868 Doesn't mean you get to be disrespectful. 439 00:23:09,994 --> 00:23:13,163 I can do whatever the hell I want. You're not in charge. 440 00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:14,748 FOREMAN: There's gotta be a link. 441 00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:17,209 Diet, sexual history, drug abuse. 442 00:23:17,334 --> 00:23:18,794 TAUB: No, and believe me, I asked. 443 00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,671 Those were some fun conversations. 444 00:23:20,796 --> 00:23:22,006 Did you believe the answers? 445 00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:24,216 I know the answer to that is always supposed to be no 446 00:23:24,341 --> 00:23:25,384 but I did. 447 00:23:25,843 --> 00:23:28,470 Not like the kid has had much unsupervised time lately. 448 00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:31,348 Delivery for a Dr. Robert Chase. 449 00:23:31,473 --> 00:23:32,182 That's me. 450 00:23:32,307 --> 00:23:33,434 MARTHA: Camp is in the woods. 451 00:23:33,559 --> 00:23:35,269 There are tons of opportunities for infection 452 00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:36,687 that not every person will pick up. 453 00:23:36,812 --> 00:23:40,149 Legionellosis from water, toxoplasmosis from dirt, 454 00:23:40,274 --> 00:23:41,275 brucellosis from animals. 455 00:23:41,400 --> 00:23:43,610 Too bad none of those explain his symptoms. 456 00:23:43,861 --> 00:23:46,196 Casey and Sanford Wells thank me, 457 00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:50,200 for my extraordinarily generous donation to their wedding charity. 458 00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:51,326 Aw! 459 00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:54,496 Oh, God. She must have gotten access to my credit card. 460 00:23:54,621 --> 00:23:55,581 TAUB: Nocardia fits. 461 00:23:55,706 --> 00:23:58,083 The bacteria lives in the dirt. They both spent plenty... 462 00:23:58,208 --> 00:24:00,252 Nocardia starts in the lungs, not the bladder. 463 00:24:00,377 --> 00:24:02,463 How generous is extraordinarily generous? 464 00:24:02,629 --> 00:24:05,257 Call the charity, explain the donation's a fraud. 465 00:24:05,382 --> 00:24:07,176 And take back Wells' wedding gift? 466 00:24:07,301 --> 00:24:09,511 You are extraordinarily screwed. 467 00:24:09,636 --> 00:24:12,556 Bushes can make a happy hunting ground for ticks. Lyme disease. 468 00:24:12,681 --> 00:24:15,434 Neither of our patients have a rash or a tick bite. 469 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:18,645 40% of Lyme patients don't develop a rash. Bite is easy to miss. 470 00:24:19,438 --> 00:24:21,273 Start them on doxycycline for Lyme. 471 00:24:21,398 --> 00:24:23,442 $2,500! 472 00:24:25,444 --> 00:24:28,781 Cancel your credit card, find that girl and marry her. 473 00:24:43,128 --> 00:24:44,129 (SWITCHING CHANNELS) 474 00:24:44,880 --> 00:24:46,298 Go back, that was Jersey Shore. 475 00:24:46,423 --> 00:24:47,841 I'm not watching that crap. 476 00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:52,471 No, let him be your guinea pig. 477 00:24:52,596 --> 00:24:54,223 You can dose me after you're sure you're right. 478 00:24:55,432 --> 00:24:57,142 The side effects are fairly limited 479 00:24:57,267 --> 00:24:58,769 and it would be better to treat you 480 00:24:58,894 --> 00:25:00,813 before you develop any more symptoms. 481 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:02,022 I want to wait. 482 00:25:05,526 --> 00:25:06,902 I'm not your drill instructor, 483 00:25:07,027 --> 00:25:09,321 I'm not trying to break you. 484 00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:12,241 My only job is to make you better. 485 00:25:13,117 --> 00:25:16,995 I truly believe this medicine is our best shot. 486 00:25:17,121 --> 00:25:20,374 But whether or not you take it is up to you. 487 00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:24,837 (SIGHS) 488 00:25:29,091 --> 00:25:31,093 ls there anything else I can do for you? 489 00:25:31,385 --> 00:25:34,555 Another pillow would be cool, if you don't mind. 490 00:25:45,357 --> 00:25:46,608 Hey. 491 00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:51,488 Your turn to pick. 492 00:25:58,620 --> 00:26:01,331 Ready, set, feed the monkey. 493 00:26:02,583 --> 00:26:04,293 This isn't weird at all. 494 00:26:04,668 --> 00:26:08,297 She's got the fine motor skills of the Hulk in oven mitts. 495 00:26:08,422 --> 00:26:12,467 Do you want a doodle? Do you? Feed the monkey. 496 00:26:14,386 --> 00:26:18,765 Cuddy puts her to bed at 7:30, which cuts way into our training time. 497 00:26:18,932 --> 00:26:21,143 Her play date's on Friday. 498 00:26:22,811 --> 00:26:23,812 (CLICKING) 499 00:26:24,605 --> 00:26:26,064 What is that? 500 00:26:26,190 --> 00:26:27,608 Dog training clicker. 501 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:29,484 Gives immediate positive reinforcement, 502 00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:31,111 bridging the precious seconds between 503 00:26:31,236 --> 00:26:33,447 the desired behavior and treat delivery. 504 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:36,450 House, she's not a dog. 505 00:26:37,784 --> 00:26:39,369 That really seems to be working. 506 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:40,996 Does Cuddy know that Rachel's here 507 00:26:41,121 --> 00:26:42,581 and that you're turning her into a schnauzer? 508 00:26:42,706 --> 00:26:44,625 I told Maria that Rachel and I are working on 509 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,294 a secret art project for Mommy. 510 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:48,837 Which means that some paede's patient 511 00:26:48,962 --> 00:26:50,672 is about to be short one art project. 512 00:26:50,797 --> 00:26:53,258 The sacrifices we make for our children's education. 513 00:26:53,383 --> 00:26:54,384 (CLICKING) 514 00:26:54,509 --> 00:26:57,596 Who's a good girl? Who's a good girl? 515 00:27:00,390 --> 00:27:03,477 It had to be you. I gave you my credit card to pay for drinks. 516 00:27:03,602 --> 00:27:06,605 And I gave it back. I didn't take the picture, now go away. 517 00:27:06,730 --> 00:27:09,066 Forgive me if I'm not convinced. 518 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:10,317 You're obviously pissed at me. 519 00:27:10,442 --> 00:27:12,527 Because I thought we totally had a connection. 520 00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:14,571 And then when you didn't ask me for my number... 521 00:27:14,696 --> 00:27:16,281 A connection? 522 00:27:16,698 --> 00:27:17,658 It was a threesome. 523 00:27:17,783 --> 00:27:20,535 Yeah, but you were obviously more into me than you were into Nika. 524 00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:22,454 MAN: Kenzie, honey. You have a phone call. 525 00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:23,789 Just a minute, Dad. 526 00:27:24,623 --> 00:27:27,542 I didn't want to say anything in front of her, but you could have. 527 00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:29,878 You live with your parents? 528 00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,713 Just until graduation. 529 00:27:32,381 --> 00:27:33,465 College? 530 00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:35,634 How old are you? 531 00:27:35,759 --> 00:27:36,760 Eighteen. 532 00:27:37,678 --> 00:27:38,804 Next month. 533 00:27:39,471 --> 00:27:41,890 Relax, it's not illegal or anything. 534 00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:43,475 Look, I just need this to stop. 535 00:27:43,600 --> 00:27:46,770 Would you give it up, already? I told you it's not me. 536 00:27:47,187 --> 00:27:49,648 My parents won't even let me on social networking sites. 537 00:27:49,773 --> 00:27:51,441 Too many sexual predators. 538 00:28:00,534 --> 00:28:01,702 DRISCOLL: Stop him! 539 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:05,205 Hey. Hey. Where are you going? 540 00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:07,708 Hey. You're sick, you need to be in a hospital. 541 00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:10,377 There's a million hospitals. Ones that won't send me back to that camp. 542 00:28:10,502 --> 00:28:11,628 Landon, what's going on? 543 00:28:11,753 --> 00:28:13,672 Please help me, don't send me back. 544 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:16,717 Those are my car keys. You stole them out of my pocket? 545 00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:18,593 "No bad kids," huh? 546 00:28:18,719 --> 00:28:19,970 (DRISCOLL GROANING) 547 00:28:21,138 --> 00:28:22,306 Did you stop Landon? 548 00:28:22,431 --> 00:28:23,432 Yeah. Yeah. What's wrong? 549 00:28:23,890 --> 00:28:26,935 My legs, they hurt. Muscles are in a vise. 550 00:28:27,060 --> 00:28:28,020 What does it mean? 551 00:28:28,145 --> 00:28:29,187 Not sure yet. 552 00:28:29,313 --> 00:28:30,731 10 diazepam, 40 potassium. 553 00:28:38,697 --> 00:28:41,575 The leg pain was caused by a muscle cramp from low sodium, 554 00:28:41,700 --> 00:28:43,243 which was caused by kidney dysfunction. 555 00:28:43,368 --> 00:28:47,497 Landon didn't respond to doxycycline either. I think we can rule out Lyme. 556 00:28:47,748 --> 00:28:49,041 I thought I was getting through to him 557 00:28:49,166 --> 00:28:50,584 but he just wanted to steal my car keys. 558 00:28:50,709 --> 00:28:53,962 If only his previous behavior had given you a reason to expect that. 559 00:28:54,504 --> 00:28:56,840 Why are you putting hot sauce on a toy? 560 00:28:57,674 --> 00:29:00,177 Maybe you don't care if children chew on your caterpillar. 561 00:29:00,302 --> 00:29:01,470 I think it's wrong. 562 00:29:01,845 --> 00:29:04,723 What causes kidney dysfunction on top of everything else? 563 00:29:04,848 --> 00:29:06,516 Arsenic poisoning. 564 00:29:06,683 --> 00:29:08,977 And people do change. 565 00:29:09,394 --> 00:29:11,271 Driscoll took it to heart when I asked him 566 00:29:11,396 --> 00:29:14,232 to think about Landon's history. 567 00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:15,525 He was much nicer and then... 568 00:29:15,650 --> 00:29:18,570 Wow, two ideas that don't make any sense. 569 00:29:18,695 --> 00:29:20,739 If it was arsenic, they'd be puking and pooping. 570 00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:23,742 And conversations with moralizing strangers 571 00:29:23,867 --> 00:29:26,078 do not make people change their behavior. 572 00:29:32,334 --> 00:29:34,711 Rachel is not gonna do that more than once. 573 00:29:37,756 --> 00:29:39,674 Whipple's could affect the brain, kidneys, heart. 574 00:29:39,800 --> 00:29:41,510 MARTHA: Not without GI involvement. 575 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:42,677 Why is it impossible to believe 576 00:29:42,803 --> 00:29:45,263 I made a compelling argument and he... 577 00:29:45,389 --> 00:29:47,599 If he changed, it's because something 578 00:29:47,724 --> 00:29:49,810 besides you made that argument compelling. 579 00:29:50,352 --> 00:29:54,189 Compromised kidneys secondary to bladder issues points to botulism toxin 580 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:55,357 which lives in soil. 581 00:29:55,816 --> 00:29:57,025 Got into the kid's bloodstream 582 00:29:57,150 --> 00:29:58,610 through the cut on his forehead 583 00:29:58,735 --> 00:29:59,569 got into the drill instructor's 584 00:29:59,694 --> 00:30:01,405 through some abrasions on his feet. 585 00:30:04,282 --> 00:30:06,952 Good idea. Give them both the antitoxin. 586 00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:17,003 I saw my chance to get out of here. I had to take it. 587 00:30:17,129 --> 00:30:19,756 Don't make excuses. You tried to steal from me. 588 00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:21,091 All these kids are manipulators. 589 00:30:21,216 --> 00:30:22,676 You can't let your guard down. 590 00:30:22,801 --> 00:30:24,636 What do you mean "all these kids"? 591 00:30:24,761 --> 00:30:26,263 Don't lump me in with the losers at that camp. 592 00:30:26,388 --> 00:30:29,224 Seems like you belong there. It may be your only chance. 593 00:30:29,349 --> 00:30:32,394 Look, I've screwed up but I've never been in trouble with the law. 594 00:30:33,520 --> 00:30:35,397 You said you were in for shoplifting. 595 00:30:35,522 --> 00:30:37,691 The store owner caught me trying to boost some chips and stuff, 596 00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:39,776 called my DCS caseworker. 597 00:30:40,902 --> 00:30:42,904 I thought all the kids were there under court order. 598 00:30:43,029 --> 00:30:44,698 That's usually how it works. 599 00:30:44,823 --> 00:30:46,408 So why is he different? 600 00:30:52,914 --> 00:30:55,292 Why would I take a naked picture of you? 601 00:30:55,417 --> 00:30:58,211 You're cute, but you're not that cute. Now please, go. 602 00:30:58,336 --> 00:31:00,505 You're the only one left. You're pissed off. 603 00:31:00,630 --> 00:31:01,923 I'm pissed off because you're in my apartment 604 00:31:02,048 --> 00:31:03,884 and my boyfriend might be here any minute. 605 00:31:05,051 --> 00:31:06,219 Boyfriend. 606 00:31:06,803 --> 00:31:08,680 The last thing I want to do is publicize that I cheated on him, 607 00:31:08,805 --> 00:31:09,931 so why would I prank you? 608 00:31:10,056 --> 00:31:12,601 And where was this boyfriend at the wedding? 609 00:31:12,726 --> 00:31:14,478 Out of town. 610 00:31:14,603 --> 00:31:15,687 Conveniently. 611 00:31:16,438 --> 00:31:17,731 (GROANS) 612 00:31:18,482 --> 00:31:20,734 It's from my sister's birthday last month. 613 00:31:20,859 --> 00:31:24,321 And before you suggest he's my brother, note how I'm kissing him. 614 00:31:24,446 --> 00:31:26,907 You used me, I used you. It was a mistake. 615 00:31:27,032 --> 00:31:28,742 Now I just want to forget about it. 616 00:31:35,916 --> 00:31:38,460 I just got off the phone with Landon's DCS caseworker. 617 00:31:38,585 --> 00:31:42,422 You were right. I'm not what made my argument compelling. 618 00:31:52,516 --> 00:31:53,642 Where are we going? 619 00:31:53,767 --> 00:31:57,312 To give your bladder an antibiotic wash to protect against infection. 620 00:32:06,988 --> 00:32:08,782 Who are you? 621 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:10,408 I'm Dr. House. 622 00:32:11,326 --> 00:32:14,704 And that boy is the spitting image of his mother. 623 00:32:15,956 --> 00:32:17,749 Of course I've never seen her. 624 00:32:17,874 --> 00:32:20,502 But his care worker told my lackey 625 00:32:20,961 --> 00:32:22,796 that you paid his enrolment fee at the camp. 626 00:32:24,798 --> 00:32:26,675 Now that could mean that you're a family friend 627 00:32:26,800 --> 00:32:28,885 but then why hide it? 628 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:32,764 The only person who'd want to hide it 629 00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:38,144 is his deadbeat dad who's decided not to be a deadbeat anymore. 630 00:32:43,024 --> 00:32:45,527 Please don't tell him. 631 00:32:52,534 --> 00:32:55,453 We spend days looking for a link between them. 632 00:32:55,579 --> 00:32:57,789 He doesn't tell us the kid is his son. 633 00:32:57,914 --> 00:32:59,874 We were looking for exposures. 634 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:01,793 He didn't think it was medically relevant. 635 00:33:01,918 --> 00:33:03,878 Soon he won't have to worry about his kid finding out. 636 00:33:04,004 --> 00:33:06,798 Being dead makes keeping secrets much easier. 637 00:33:06,923 --> 00:33:08,758 Neither one is responding to botulism treatment. 638 00:33:08,883 --> 00:33:10,385 And the boy started having seizures. 639 00:33:10,510 --> 00:33:11,970 FOREMAN: And Driscoll might have been right that 640 00:33:12,095 --> 00:33:13,847 their biological relationship doesn't matter. 641 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:15,724 Genetic illness emerges when people are the same age, 642 00:33:15,849 --> 00:33:17,183 not during the same week. 643 00:33:17,309 --> 00:33:18,476 Unless there's a trigger. 644 00:33:18,685 --> 00:33:20,979 Genetic conditions can be set off by things in the surroundings 645 00:33:21,104 --> 00:33:23,356 and these two obviously have shared surroundings. 646 00:33:23,481 --> 00:33:25,483 That's a relatively rare phenomenon, 647 00:33:25,609 --> 00:33:26,901 which is our specialty, I know. 648 00:33:27,027 --> 00:33:30,196 Our patients are related. That can't be a coincidence. 649 00:33:33,950 --> 00:33:35,076 I just had an idea. 650 00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:38,496 Relevant to our case? 651 00:33:39,956 --> 00:33:41,625 - No. - Sit. 652 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,754 Wegener's can be brought on by exposure to heavy metals. 653 00:33:45,879 --> 00:33:46,880 You see anything at the camp? 654 00:33:47,005 --> 00:33:50,508 Near the isolation hut, there were some old generator batteries. 655 00:33:50,634 --> 00:33:51,885 Could've leaked into the soil. 656 00:33:52,010 --> 00:33:55,013 Seems like someone else at the camp would've had lead poisoning. 657 00:33:55,138 --> 00:33:56,306 You got anything better? 658 00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:01,311 Treat with cyclophospamide. 659 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:03,229 Go find your bliss. 660 00:34:06,316 --> 00:34:08,985 Now if you'll excuse me, I have a play date. 661 00:34:17,786 --> 00:34:20,955 (WHISPERING) Why didn't you step forward when his mom died? 662 00:34:22,666 --> 00:34:24,918 I found out she'd passed months later. 663 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:30,632 By then, Landon was already in the foster system. 664 00:34:32,759 --> 00:34:36,471 I was figuring out a way to approach him when he got into trouble 665 00:34:36,680 --> 00:34:39,140 so I brought him to the camp. 666 00:34:40,684 --> 00:34:41,810 You need to tell him. 667 00:34:41,935 --> 00:34:45,021 I can't. Not now. 668 00:34:46,231 --> 00:34:48,525 If I die, the only thing I'll ever be to him 669 00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,944 is the hard-ass who made him run obstacle courses. 670 00:34:53,488 --> 00:34:56,366 You apologized to me for something done in a psychotic state 671 00:34:56,491 --> 00:34:58,410 but you won't own up to being his father. 672 00:34:59,285 --> 00:35:02,997 What happened to actions have consequences, a man accepts them? 673 00:35:03,123 --> 00:35:05,291 I'm in his life, and I am working 674 00:35:05,417 --> 00:35:07,377 to get him on the right path. 675 00:35:09,003 --> 00:35:11,381 He doesn't need a drill instructor. 676 00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:16,052 He needs a dad. 677 00:35:22,392 --> 00:35:24,477 It's so sweet of you, coming to this. 678 00:35:24,602 --> 00:35:26,604 Just trying to be supportive. 679 00:35:26,730 --> 00:35:28,982 I heard that's what boyfriends do. 680 00:35:31,276 --> 00:35:34,279 Hi, honey. Hi. Did you have fun? 681 00:35:34,946 --> 00:35:35,989 Yeah? 682 00:35:39,284 --> 00:35:42,203 Rachel had a great time, played with everything. 683 00:35:42,328 --> 00:35:44,205 She's a very clever girl. 684 00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:49,461 I'm sorry to ask this 685 00:35:49,586 --> 00:35:52,964 but we've had some problems with parents coaching kids. 686 00:35:53,256 --> 00:35:55,550 Rachel caught on to our toys unusually quickly 687 00:35:55,675 --> 00:35:58,928 and she even knew the game was called Feed the Monkey. 688 00:36:00,263 --> 00:36:03,433 Well, as eager as I am to have her go here, 689 00:36:03,558 --> 00:36:05,435 I promise you, I would never do that. 690 00:36:06,144 --> 00:36:07,187 (LAUGHS) 691 00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:11,232 Hey, Rachel, have you ever played Feed the Monkey before? 692 00:36:15,487 --> 00:36:16,905 No, Mama. 693 00:36:21,868 --> 00:36:23,536 She seems so dumb. 694 00:36:24,454 --> 00:36:29,626 But when the pressure was on, she knew what had to be done and she did it. 695 00:36:30,001 --> 00:36:32,128 You're pumped because your kid lied? 696 00:36:32,253 --> 00:36:35,423 She's not my kid. She's a pain in the ass. 697 00:36:36,549 --> 00:36:39,886 And she's a better liar than you are. 698 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:43,181 You didn't cut your leg getting into your truck. 699 00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:45,099 The abrasion has dirt and gravel in it... 700 00:36:45,225 --> 00:36:46,226 (SNIFFS) 701 00:36:46,643 --> 00:36:48,102 ...a bit of fertilizer, too. 702 00:36:48,937 --> 00:36:50,480 I tripped in my greenhouse. 703 00:36:50,605 --> 00:36:52,190 Growing my own organic veggies. 704 00:36:52,315 --> 00:36:54,526 Didn't ask, not gonna tell. 705 00:36:55,693 --> 00:36:58,279 She didn't hesitate. She didn't oversell. 706 00:36:59,072 --> 00:37:03,535 Took me years to learn how to lie like that. Rachel has it on instinct. 707 00:37:03,660 --> 00:37:05,703 Sounds like you're real fond of that kid. 708 00:37:06,663 --> 00:37:09,040 You're really not good with nuance, are you? 709 00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:11,209 I admire her talent. 710 00:37:12,168 --> 00:37:13,878 I'm just gonna numb you up. 711 00:37:20,176 --> 00:37:21,469 L gotta g0- 712 00:37:27,183 --> 00:37:29,936 Latest kidney function test shows no improvement. 713 00:37:30,520 --> 00:37:33,022 Nice stitches. Did they hurt? 714 00:37:33,147 --> 00:37:35,233 No, they gave me a shot of something. 715 00:37:35,608 --> 00:37:36,985 That was lidocaine. 716 00:37:37,110 --> 00:37:41,155 It triggered an underlying genetic condition called variegate porphyria. 717 00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:43,950 That would explain their symptoms. 718 00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:45,702 But I didn't have any lidocaine. 719 00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:47,412 But you had a handful of antihistamines, 720 00:37:47,537 --> 00:37:49,539 courtesy of the deviant in the next bed. 721 00:37:49,706 --> 00:37:51,749 It's also a porphyria trigger. 722 00:37:52,375 --> 00:37:56,170 Wait. So we have the same genetic thing? 723 00:37:56,379 --> 00:37:59,507 Yeah. Small world. 724 00:38:00,925 --> 00:38:04,387 MARTHA: This is good news. We can manage the condition with haematin. 725 00:38:04,512 --> 00:38:06,723 Liver transplant could cure it. 726 00:38:10,393 --> 00:38:14,147 Sometimes two patients share one donated liver. 727 00:38:15,982 --> 00:38:17,817 Would that work for us? 728 00:38:18,318 --> 00:38:19,444 MARTHA: Possibly. 729 00:38:19,569 --> 00:38:22,238 We'd have to test your blood, tissue type, if they match. 730 00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:23,615 Why would they? 731 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:25,408 Just because we have the same thing making us sick... 732 00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:26,910 Also... 733 00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:33,499 I'm your father. 734 00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:47,263 (SCOFFS) I don't believe you. 735 00:38:48,181 --> 00:38:51,017 What, you don't think a white guy can be a bad father? 736 00:38:51,142 --> 00:38:52,894 Happy to check your DNA 737 00:38:53,019 --> 00:38:55,271 but do you really think he'd say he's your dad if he isn't? 738 00:38:55,396 --> 00:38:57,440 It's not like you're a catch. 739 00:39:07,408 --> 00:39:08,868 CHASE: You're evil. 740 00:39:13,039 --> 00:39:14,916 Barely recognize you with your clothes on. 741 00:39:16,918 --> 00:39:18,878 You were at the wedding with your sister. 742 00:39:19,921 --> 00:39:21,255 Shared a room with her, too. 743 00:39:21,714 --> 00:39:26,552 I came by to change my shoes and found you in my bathroom. 744 00:39:27,637 --> 00:39:28,888 Took you long enough to find me. 745 00:39:29,013 --> 00:39:31,599 Because when someone starts pranking you, the logical suspect 746 00:39:31,724 --> 00:39:33,142 is the overly protective sister 747 00:39:33,267 --> 00:39:34,686 of a woman you slept with once. 748 00:39:35,520 --> 00:39:37,355 This has nothing to do with my sister. 749 00:39:37,480 --> 00:39:38,898 Then what does it have to do with? 750 00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:41,401 (LAUGHS) 751 00:39:41,859 --> 00:39:45,738 If you really have no clue, then you so deserved this. 752 00:39:45,863 --> 00:39:49,534 All that creativity and energy you put into pranking me 753 00:39:50,243 --> 00:39:51,744 seems like you were trying to make a point. 754 00:39:51,869 --> 00:39:54,580 You really don't want to tell me what it was? 755 00:39:56,499 --> 00:39:58,876 You're a really big fan of John Hughes movies. 756 00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:02,046 You inexplicably prefer Some Kind of Wonderful to Sixteen Candles, 757 00:40:02,171 --> 00:40:03,756 though that's probably because... 758 00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:06,926 Mary Stuart Masterson looked hot in those leather gloves. 759 00:40:08,011 --> 00:40:10,930 We talked at the reception. That's why you hate me? 760 00:40:12,098 --> 00:40:14,225 It was fun. It was great. 761 00:40:14,350 --> 00:40:16,811 Until I mentioned that I don't sleep with guys on the first date 762 00:40:16,936 --> 00:40:21,149 and then you said you had to go to the bathroom and you never came back. 763 00:40:22,525 --> 00:40:24,527 Actions have consequences. 764 00:40:25,611 --> 00:40:28,239 Do you take vengeance on every guy who acts like an ass? 765 00:40:28,364 --> 00:40:29,824 Could be a full-time job. 766 00:40:31,826 --> 00:40:34,287 When we were talking, you seemed like a nice guy. 767 00:40:34,787 --> 00:40:38,833 So either you're a great actor or you're a nice guy who lost his way. 768 00:40:38,958 --> 00:40:39,834 Whatever the reasons, 769 00:40:39,959 --> 00:40:43,755 a little negative reinforcement seemed to be warranted. 770 00:40:45,590 --> 00:40:48,843 Oh, currently your password is "great big ho." 771 00:40:49,135 --> 00:40:51,804 Change it back to anything but "password." 772 00:40:53,264 --> 00:40:55,099 (STAMMERS) I'm sorry. 773 00:40:58,144 --> 00:41:01,022 Let me prove it to you by taking you out for dinner, 774 00:41:01,189 --> 00:41:03,066 followed by not sleeping with you. 775 00:41:03,191 --> 00:41:04,609 (CHUCKLES) 776 00:41:07,528 --> 00:41:08,738 I'm serious. 777 00:41:09,989 --> 00:41:11,866 Not on your life. 778 00:41:35,973 --> 00:41:37,642 We need to talk. 779 00:41:38,768 --> 00:41:40,478 Nothing to say. 780 00:41:44,774 --> 00:41:46,067 Okay- 781 00:41:47,985 --> 00:41:49,612 I'll wait till you're ready. 782 00:41:56,160 --> 00:41:57,829 You're my son. 783 00:42:00,873 --> 00:42:02,917 I'm not going anywhere. 784 00:42:20,476 --> 00:42:23,896 CUDDY: Wait a minute. What is that? 785 00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:25,398 - A doggie. - What does it say? 786 00:42:25,523 --> 00:42:26,482 (BARKS) 787 00:42:26,607 --> 00:42:28,067 That's right. 788 00:42:30,945 --> 00:42:32,280 Waldenwood called. 789 00:42:32,738 --> 00:42:34,490 They love Rachel but they have no room. 790 00:42:36,492 --> 00:42:41,164 Something about more siblings than usual. We should apply next year. 791 00:42:45,960 --> 00:42:48,421 She's a smart kid. She'll be fine. 792 00:42:50,506 --> 00:42:51,966 You mean that? 793 00:42:53,885 --> 00:42:55,219 Yeah, I do.