1 00:00:02,232 --> 00:00:05,861 DAISY: What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal? 2 00:00:05,986 --> 00:00:06,862 JACK: What's that, baby? 3 00:00:06,987 --> 00:00:10,616 DAISY: What's the difference between a sea lion and a seal? 4 00:00:10,741 --> 00:00:13,035 Seals tell the truth, but a sea lion is always lying? 5 00:00:13,619 --> 00:00:15,787 A sea lion has ears. 6 00:00:15,912 --> 00:00:17,664 Yeah, that's right. I forgot. 7 00:00:17,789 --> 00:00:19,416 I'll show you when we get to the zoo. 8 00:00:22,586 --> 00:00:23,670 Can we have pizza tonight? 9 00:00:23,795 --> 00:00:25,839 I'm not gonna be here, Daisy. 10 00:00:26,965 --> 00:00:28,925 I'm going back on the road, remember? 11 00:00:29,051 --> 00:00:31,219 You've only been here for two days. 12 00:00:31,470 --> 00:00:32,679 I'll be back in three weeks this time. 13 00:00:32,804 --> 00:00:34,806 WOMAN: Somebody help her! 14 00:00:36,642 --> 00:00:38,060 She's having a seizure! 15 00:00:40,145 --> 00:00:41,146 (GASPING) 16 00:00:42,397 --> 00:00:43,774 MAN: There's a lady down there. 17 00:00:44,107 --> 00:00:45,859 (COMMUTERS CLAMORING) 18 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:49,404 Daddy, come back! Daddy! 19 00:00:53,492 --> 00:00:56,953 Hey, lady. Hey, lady, are you okay? Come on. Come on. 20 00:00:57,079 --> 00:00:59,373 Hey, wake up! Come on, set Up! Hey... 21 00:01:03,627 --> 00:01:04,670 Come on. 22 00:01:06,046 --> 00:01:07,422 Help me! 23 00:01:08,965 --> 00:01:10,676 Somebody help me! Come on! 24 00:01:10,801 --> 00:01:12,260 Hurry! Hurry up! 25 00:01:24,064 --> 00:01:25,691 (ALARM BLARING) 26 00:01:30,612 --> 00:01:31,655 Daddy! 27 00:01:34,658 --> 00:01:37,035 Move the train! Move the train! 28 00:01:37,786 --> 00:01:39,162 (ALL SHOUTING) 29 00:01:49,047 --> 00:01:50,465 (JACK PANTING) 30 00:01:51,925 --> 00:01:52,926 (ALL GASP) 31 00:01:54,052 --> 00:01:55,971 (CROWD CHATTERING) 32 00:01:57,347 --> 00:01:58,348 (CROWD APPLAUDING) 33 00:01:58,473 --> 00:01:59,808 MAN: Hey, man, are you okay? 34 00:02:00,767 --> 00:02:01,852 (ALL CHEERING) 35 00:02:03,311 --> 00:02:05,063 Yeah, I think so. 36 00:02:10,819 --> 00:02:12,028 She's epileptic. 37 00:02:13,071 --> 00:02:14,322 Come on, let's get you up. 38 00:02:16,241 --> 00:02:18,326 You all right? Here we go. 39 00:02:19,077 --> 00:02:21,246 Hey, sweetie, I'm okay. 40 00:02:21,371 --> 00:02:23,081 Daddy? 41 00:02:59,242 --> 00:03:02,454 I found this case in the ER. 42 00:03:03,538 --> 00:03:08,043 White male, mid-30s, loss of consciousness, abnormal EKG, 43 00:03:08,710 --> 00:03:12,339 and he's the subway hero. 44 00:03:14,674 --> 00:03:16,510 Your enthusiasm is impressive. 45 00:03:16,635 --> 00:03:19,054 Wish I could say the same about your presentation. 46 00:03:19,179 --> 00:03:22,015 Everybody knows you lead with your most interesting symptom. 47 00:03:22,140 --> 00:03:26,937 You're right, EKG is more interesting than loss of consciousness. 48 00:03:27,062 --> 00:03:27,979 So I think we should do... 49 00:03:28,104 --> 00:03:29,898 God! She's still talking, make it stop. 50 00:03:30,065 --> 00:03:33,693 House's world view doesn't include random acts of self-sacrifice. 51 00:03:33,902 --> 00:03:36,196 He's gonna count heroism as a symptom until proven otherwise. 52 00:03:36,321 --> 00:03:38,073 MARTHA: The guy did a wonderful thing. 53 00:03:38,198 --> 00:03:39,950 Can't we just take that at face value? 54 00:03:40,909 --> 00:03:42,118 You are adorable. 55 00:03:42,494 --> 00:03:43,870 Heroism does exist. 56 00:03:44,955 --> 00:03:46,832 What about the guy who landed the plane in the Hudson? 57 00:03:46,957 --> 00:03:49,251 News flash, that guy was already on the plane. 58 00:03:49,376 --> 00:03:51,253 For all we know he would have killed everyone else on board 59 00:03:51,378 --> 00:03:52,796 if it increased his chances. 60 00:03:52,921 --> 00:03:54,422 Faced with almost certain death, 61 00:03:54,548 --> 00:03:56,132 a normal person rides the pine. 62 00:03:56,258 --> 00:03:57,259 What about firefighters? 63 00:03:57,384 --> 00:03:59,135 The guys who undergo months of training 64 00:03:59,261 --> 00:04:01,346 to deny their own instincts for self-preservation? 65 00:04:01,471 --> 00:04:02,889 TAUB: And the patient isn't a firefighter. 66 00:04:03,014 --> 00:04:05,016 He plays a bass in a band. 67 00:04:05,141 --> 00:04:09,271 So humanity is apathetic and self-serving? 68 00:04:09,396 --> 00:04:10,438 Yeah. 69 00:04:10,564 --> 00:04:13,733 I was mugged once. When I saw the gun, my legs went out. 70 00:04:13,859 --> 00:04:15,110 CHASE: I always thought it was "fight or flight," 71 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:17,028 didn't know it was "fight or flight or faint." 72 00:04:17,153 --> 00:04:20,198 Laugh all you want, the other 100 people stayed on that platform. 73 00:04:20,323 --> 00:04:22,117 That's a normal response to danger. 74 00:04:22,617 --> 00:04:25,871 The coward has spoken. Our patient's problem is neurological. 75 00:04:25,996 --> 00:04:26,955 Sympathetic stimulation. 76 00:04:27,080 --> 00:04:29,583 Stress to the brain triggers a response in the heart. 77 00:04:29,958 --> 00:04:31,626 Go forth and look for masses 78 00:04:31,751 --> 00:04:33,378 in Clark Kent's limbic system. 79 00:04:37,883 --> 00:04:39,426 CHASE: Seems like you're getting a bit of attention. 80 00:04:39,676 --> 00:04:43,346 (CHUCKLES) Everyone keeps going out of their way, asking me if I need anything. 81 00:04:44,139 --> 00:04:45,181 It's kind of nice. 82 00:04:46,308 --> 00:04:47,976 So what happened out there? 83 00:04:48,101 --> 00:04:49,853 I don't really remember. 84 00:04:49,978 --> 00:04:52,856 It's just images, like flashes. I kind of went on autopilot. 85 00:04:52,981 --> 00:04:56,776 My memory doesn't go back into real time until I was in the ambulance. 86 00:04:56,902 --> 00:04:59,821 I read that's pretty common for people in life-or-death situations. 87 00:05:00,196 --> 00:05:01,698 EVA: - Jack. JACK: - Honey. 88 00:05:01,823 --> 00:05:03,491 This is my wife Eva. 89 00:05:04,117 --> 00:05:05,619 - Are you okay? - Yeah, I'm fine. 90 00:05:05,744 --> 00:05:07,954 They're just doing some tests. 91 00:05:08,496 --> 00:05:09,956 How's Daisy? 92 00:05:11,207 --> 00:05:13,209 She's not so good, actually. 93 00:05:14,044 --> 00:05:16,630 She watched her father jump in front of a train. 94 00:05:16,963 --> 00:05:19,090 She's still shaking, she can't stop crying. 95 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:20,634 Why would you do that to her? 96 00:05:20,759 --> 00:05:22,010 He saved a woman's life. 97 00:05:22,135 --> 00:05:23,136 He could have died. 98 00:05:24,512 --> 00:05:26,848 Did you even think about your family? 99 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:29,351 HOUSE: I need your advice. 100 00:05:31,436 --> 00:05:33,396 Dinner with your mom on Thursday... 101 00:05:35,398 --> 00:05:37,025 It's my birthday. 102 00:05:37,734 --> 00:05:40,195 I know. I'm definitely coming. 103 00:05:40,987 --> 00:05:43,740 Wilson's got tickets to the Hong Kong Film Festival. 104 00:05:43,865 --> 00:05:45,825 Ever since his break-up he's been a mess. 105 00:05:45,951 --> 00:05:47,452 I haven't been able to tell him that I'm not going. 106 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:49,287 So maybe if you happen to see him, 107 00:05:49,412 --> 00:05:51,623 you can mention how important this is. 108 00:05:56,628 --> 00:05:57,837 You should go. 109 00:05:58,463 --> 00:06:00,590 What? I can't. It's your birthday. 110 00:06:01,132 --> 00:06:06,137 It's fine. It's sweet that you care about your friend. 111 00:06:06,346 --> 00:06:08,556 And frankly, as you will find out sooner or later, 112 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:10,767 my mother is a handful. 113 00:06:13,853 --> 00:06:14,980 Go. 114 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:19,609 I need your advice. This film festival... 115 00:06:19,734 --> 00:06:22,487 I have had these tickets for two months. 116 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:25,782 Yeah, I know. I'm definitely coming. 117 00:06:25,907 --> 00:06:27,033 Okay- 118 00:06:27,742 --> 00:06:30,662 But Thursday is Cuddy's birthday and her mom's coming down. 119 00:06:30,787 --> 00:06:31,830 It's a whole dinner thing. 120 00:06:32,080 --> 00:06:34,457 And I thought, maybe if you see her, 121 00:06:34,582 --> 00:06:37,460 you could mention how upset you've been... 122 00:06:38,253 --> 00:06:39,629 You have to go. 123 00:06:40,380 --> 00:06:43,049 Your girlfriend's birthday? It's not even a question. 124 00:06:43,174 --> 00:06:44,300 She has one every year. 125 00:06:44,426 --> 00:06:46,720 How often do you break up with the love of your life? 126 00:06:46,845 --> 00:06:48,930 Okay, for you, it's more often than most, but still... 127 00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:51,099 I'm a big boy, I think I'll survive. 128 00:06:57,105 --> 00:06:58,857 I will definitely make this up to you. 129 00:07:00,692 --> 00:07:01,693 (DOOR CLOSES) 130 00:07:03,194 --> 00:07:05,447 (ANNOUNCER CHATTERING ON RADIO) 131 00:07:24,299 --> 00:07:25,383 Hey. 132 00:07:26,259 --> 00:07:27,260 Am I imagining things, 133 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:30,096 or did I see a billboard with your face on it on my way home tonight? 134 00:07:30,221 --> 00:07:32,891 Was my whole face there? 'Cause I just saw the nose. 135 00:07:33,266 --> 00:07:35,101 (CHUCKLES) I thought you said they were taking a picture 136 00:07:35,226 --> 00:07:36,561 of a bunch of doctors together. 137 00:07:36,686 --> 00:07:40,106 They did. I have no idea how it ended up just me. 138 00:07:40,231 --> 00:07:42,734 Well, you are pretty cute. 139 00:07:45,195 --> 00:07:46,529 You're flirting with me? 140 00:07:50,116 --> 00:07:52,494 Don't see anyone else in the room. 141 00:07:56,498 --> 00:07:57,457 What? 142 00:07:57,582 --> 00:07:59,125 I don't know. 143 00:07:59,709 --> 00:08:01,753 Things have been a little tense around here 144 00:08:01,878 --> 00:08:04,756 since that whole online-boyfriend thing. 145 00:08:06,007 --> 00:08:08,885 Phil's not my boyfriend. I'm not the one with the problem. 146 00:08:09,010 --> 00:08:11,304 No, you're the one with feelings for someone else. 147 00:08:13,223 --> 00:08:14,516 You're still my husband, 148 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:15,642 (SIGHS) 149 00:08:17,727 --> 00:08:19,646 I still love you, 150 00:08:22,732 --> 00:08:25,443 and I want things to be okay between us. 151 00:08:28,488 --> 00:08:31,241 Also, you're a famous model now. That's pretty cool. 152 00:08:32,325 --> 00:08:33,409 Sexy, even. 153 00:08:33,535 --> 00:08:35,120 (BOTH CHUCKLE) 154 00:08:45,255 --> 00:08:47,632 So I advance through the carotid bifurcation? 155 00:08:47,757 --> 00:08:48,883 CHASE: Are you asking? 156 00:08:49,008 --> 00:08:50,385 Yes, I'm asking. 157 00:08:50,885 --> 00:08:54,556 I've only read how to do it, but practice is different than theory. 158 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,141 Just tell me how to do it. 159 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:59,519 You're gonna inject dye just past the takeoff of the optic artery. 160 00:09:00,311 --> 00:09:01,437 Now? 161 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:03,064 (MACHINE BEEPING) 162 00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:06,734 His BP's going up, the procedure's stressing his body. 163 00:09:07,318 --> 00:09:08,153 What do I do? 164 00:09:08,278 --> 00:09:09,237 CHASE: Hold on a minute. 165 00:09:09,362 --> 00:09:12,073 Just give him a chance to regain equilibrium. 166 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:14,200 BP's up, heart rate's 180. 167 00:09:14,325 --> 00:09:15,326 What should I do? 168 00:09:15,451 --> 00:09:17,245 Give me the catheter, get the crash cart. 169 00:09:19,164 --> 00:09:20,957 He's in cardiac arrest. 170 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,919 Maybe your second time will go better. 171 00:09:28,715 --> 00:09:33,344 So we finally know what Taub would look like if he were life-size. 172 00:09:33,887 --> 00:09:35,346 Can we go back to the office now? 173 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:36,431 You kidding? 174 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:39,601 We got a differential to run. Cardiac arrhythmia... 175 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:43,521 That poster got me laid when I got home last night, so do your worst. 176 00:09:43,646 --> 00:09:45,481 MARTHA: Arrhythmia proves I was right. 177 00:09:45,607 --> 00:09:47,984 Jack's problem is his heart, not his brain. 178 00:09:48,109 --> 00:09:50,528 So when you're not on a billboard you sleep with nurses, 179 00:09:50,653 --> 00:09:52,906 but when you are you sleep with your wife. 180 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:54,157 I think you got that backwards. 181 00:09:54,282 --> 00:09:55,825 That's my elbow in the corner. 182 00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,076 What's your wife doing later? 183 00:09:57,202 --> 00:09:58,870 MARTHA: Huh. They chose you and cut out Chase? 184 00:09:59,662 --> 00:10:03,917 Apparently, Marketing thinks my face is the most trustworthy. 185 00:10:04,042 --> 00:10:05,001 For real? 186 00:10:05,126 --> 00:10:06,711 MARTHA: Both of our patient's cardiac incidents 187 00:10:06,836 --> 00:10:08,755 happened after physical stress. 188 00:10:08,880 --> 00:10:11,257 I'm guessing vasovagal syncope. 189 00:10:11,382 --> 00:10:12,425 Buzzkill. 190 00:10:12,550 --> 00:10:14,761 TAUB: Vasovagal syncope would manifest at a much younger age. 191 00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:15,845 Could be drugs. 192 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,013 Tox screen was clean. 193 00:10:17,138 --> 00:10:19,182 What about autonomic nervous system dysfunction? 194 00:10:19,307 --> 00:10:21,351 Could cause arrhythmia and fainting. 195 00:10:27,440 --> 00:10:31,694 Inappropriate? I mean because of the Jew thing? 196 00:10:32,987 --> 00:10:35,782 Autonomic nervous system dysfunction. I like it. 197 00:10:35,907 --> 00:10:37,533 Let's biopsy his pituitary gland. 198 00:10:37,659 --> 00:10:39,577 Adrenal venous sampling makes more sense, 199 00:10:39,702 --> 00:10:41,663 and it is a less invasive procedure. 200 00:10:42,372 --> 00:10:45,208 Which you don't care about because you just want to check the pituitary 201 00:10:45,333 --> 00:10:48,711 because you still think there's something wrong with the guy's brain? 202 00:10:49,128 --> 00:10:50,129 Can't fool you. 203 00:10:50,255 --> 00:10:52,590 He has no other symptoms for pituitary disease. 204 00:10:52,715 --> 00:10:54,217 We can't stick a needle in his brain 205 00:10:54,342 --> 00:10:55,593 because you don't believe in heroism. 206 00:10:55,718 --> 00:10:56,886 HOUSE: Fine, do it your way. 207 00:10:57,011 --> 00:11:00,139 You'll waste half a day, but I'm sure he's in no hurry to get better. 208 00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:04,811 The autonomic nervous system controls involuntary actions, 209 00:11:04,936 --> 00:11:05,937 like your heartbeat. 210 00:11:06,062 --> 00:11:08,648 If we're right, it's manageable, but will progress. 211 00:11:08,773 --> 00:11:11,067 Do you think we could consult with him? 212 00:11:15,363 --> 00:11:17,532 I didn't know you knew Dr. Taub. 213 00:11:17,657 --> 00:11:18,741 I don't. 214 00:11:20,076 --> 00:11:21,244 You saw the ads. 215 00:11:21,369 --> 00:11:23,246 Look, no offense, but you were wrong yesterday. 216 00:11:23,371 --> 00:11:25,039 And they wouldn't have made him the face of the hospital 217 00:11:25,164 --> 00:11:26,708 if he weren't really good, right? 218 00:11:34,882 --> 00:11:36,342 (CLEARS THROAT) 219 00:11:36,718 --> 00:11:38,094 Dr. Taub. 220 00:11:38,928 --> 00:11:40,888 The patient would like to see you. 221 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:49,522 How can I help? 222 00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:12,712 (HOUSE SIGHS) 223 00:12:13,421 --> 00:12:15,757 I forgot, you guys talk. 224 00:12:17,008 --> 00:12:18,760 Look, no offense to either of you, 225 00:12:18,885 --> 00:12:20,928 but dinner with your mom? Come on. 226 00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:23,264 I'd have to act like a decent human being. 227 00:12:23,389 --> 00:12:25,224 You know what a strain that puts on me. 228 00:12:25,516 --> 00:12:26,684 And, you, 229 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:28,061 ever since you broke up with Sam, 230 00:12:28,186 --> 00:12:29,645 you've done nothing but mope and whine. 231 00:12:29,771 --> 00:12:31,022 It's an unbelievable bummer. 232 00:12:31,147 --> 00:12:33,608 And just what is so exciting 233 00:12:33,733 --> 00:12:36,027 you have to blow off both of us to do it? 234 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:42,825 I just want to sit on my couch in my underwear, drink scotch, 235 00:12:42,950 --> 00:12:44,827 and watch The Real Housewives of New Jersey. 236 00:12:45,328 --> 00:12:48,081 By myself. I just want one night off. 237 00:12:48,206 --> 00:12:49,457 Is that so much to ask? 238 00:12:49,582 --> 00:12:50,833 - Yes. - Yes. 239 00:12:52,043 --> 00:12:53,336 You have to choose one of us. 240 00:12:54,212 --> 00:12:55,213 (SIGHS) 241 00:12:55,797 --> 00:12:56,881 I choose Wilson. 242 00:12:58,633 --> 00:13:02,220 Good, because he's coming to my birthday dinner. 243 00:13:06,599 --> 00:13:08,226 I do not whine. 244 00:13:14,399 --> 00:13:17,985 Jack's not exactly the hero-type. 245 00:13:18,486 --> 00:13:20,655 He started this band in college. 246 00:13:21,197 --> 00:13:23,825 They gig around the country, looking for their big break. 247 00:13:24,867 --> 00:13:26,661 It's been 16 years. 248 00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,121 That must be hard on you and Daisy. 249 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:30,581 It's like I'm a single parent. 250 00:13:32,708 --> 00:13:34,168 (SIGHS) 251 00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:37,588 I love him so much, 252 00:13:40,049 --> 00:13:42,510 but I'm at the end of my rope. 253 00:13:44,887 --> 00:13:47,557 What Jack did yesterday was so incredible, 254 00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:51,978 our boss assumed his illness had something to do with his behavior. 255 00:13:52,437 --> 00:13:54,230 But if that's not the case, 256 00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:57,900 there's more to him than you think. 257 00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:05,283 CHASE: You think Taub really comes across 258 00:14:05,408 --> 00:14:07,410 as the most trustworthy doctor here? 259 00:14:07,535 --> 00:14:08,703 (CHUCKLES) 260 00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:10,496 I knew it was bugging you. 261 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:13,082 They cut me out. 262 00:14:13,207 --> 00:14:14,125 You're a pretty boy. 263 00:14:14,250 --> 00:14:15,209 Works well with the ladies, 264 00:14:15,334 --> 00:14:16,335 not so much with the patients. 265 00:14:16,461 --> 00:14:19,172 No one wants an underwear model performing their splenectomy. 266 00:14:19,297 --> 00:14:21,174 I notice they weren't exactly knocking down your door 267 00:14:21,299 --> 00:14:22,341 looking for Dr. Trustworthy. 268 00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,468 That's 'cause I'm black. 269 00:14:24,844 --> 00:14:27,388 Cortisol levels look normal. We were wrong. 270 00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:29,474 Which House will interpret as him being right. 271 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:32,602 He's gonna make us biopsy the pituitary gland. 272 00:14:36,856 --> 00:14:40,401 You seem pretty calm for a guy who's surrounded by racists. 273 00:14:41,319 --> 00:14:44,113 80% of the Princeton population is white. 274 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,615 Some are racist, some aren't. 275 00:14:45,740 --> 00:14:47,116 White works with both demographics. 276 00:14:47,241 --> 00:14:48,743 CHASE: So race is your excuse, 277 00:14:48,868 --> 00:14:50,244 not the fact that you usually look like 278 00:14:50,369 --> 00:14:52,872 you're about to punch someone in the face? 279 00:14:54,665 --> 00:14:56,292 We're good. (MACHINE BEEPING) 280 00:14:56,417 --> 00:14:58,127 O2 sats are dropping. 281 00:14:58,836 --> 00:15:00,546 He's not breathing. Suction. 282 00:15:07,929 --> 00:15:09,305 Sats are coming back. 283 00:15:10,848 --> 00:15:12,934 Mucus plug. That's weird. 284 00:15:17,438 --> 00:15:18,439 Fluid in the lungs. 285 00:15:18,564 --> 00:15:19,565 Pneumonitis? 286 00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:22,026 That doesn't fit with anyone's theory. 287 00:15:27,323 --> 00:15:30,034 Our tests finally rule out the brain. 288 00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:32,328 That leaves the heart and the lungs. 289 00:15:32,453 --> 00:15:34,247 Pneumonitis can be caused by bacteria, 290 00:15:34,372 --> 00:15:36,374 parasite, some kind of obstruction... 291 00:15:36,499 --> 00:15:38,042 Who was the girl on the tracks? 292 00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:42,213 News story said her name's Chloe Jefferies. Why does that matter? 293 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:44,048 'Cause there's another reason besides being sick 294 00:15:44,173 --> 00:15:46,217 that he'd risk his life for a stranger. 295 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,385 She's not a stranger. 296 00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:51,138 The damsel in distress is an epileptic, 297 00:15:51,556 --> 00:15:53,432 so we assumed she was having an epileptic seizure. 298 00:15:53,558 --> 00:15:55,434 But what if she wasn't. What if she's sick, too? 299 00:15:55,560 --> 00:15:57,728 Jack is away a lot, on tour. 300 00:15:57,853 --> 00:15:59,397 What happens on the road stays on the road. 301 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,983 The most likely cause of pneumonitis is infection. 302 00:16:02,149 --> 00:16:03,859 Shouldn't we be getting a sputum culture? 303 00:16:03,985 --> 00:16:06,153 There's no significant elevation in white blood cell count. 304 00:16:06,279 --> 00:16:07,530 This is more like toxic exposure. 305 00:16:07,655 --> 00:16:08,614 FOREMAN: He's got a point. 306 00:16:08,739 --> 00:16:10,366 Why is your assumption of his guilt 307 00:16:10,491 --> 00:16:12,451 more valid than my assumption of his selflessness? 308 00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:17,790 Because my assumption is backed up by millions of men, and Taub, 309 00:16:18,207 --> 00:16:19,750 who've cheated on their wives. 310 00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:23,087 Find the girl and the love nest. 311 00:16:23,212 --> 00:16:25,214 Every hero has his Kryptonite. 312 00:16:28,175 --> 00:16:29,218 Hello? 313 00:16:29,343 --> 00:16:30,595 So we're breaking into this girl's apartment 314 00:16:30,720 --> 00:16:32,179 because House thinks that two people 315 00:16:32,305 --> 00:16:35,808 standing 30 feet apart on a subway platform have to be lovers. 316 00:16:35,933 --> 00:16:37,560 CHASE: God, you're a drag today. 317 00:16:37,685 --> 00:16:39,895 Let me guess. You're back to fighting with the wife? 318 00:16:40,021 --> 00:16:41,063 No. 319 00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:45,318 We had sex again last night, twice. And again this morning. 320 00:16:45,943 --> 00:16:46,986 Oh. 321 00:16:48,529 --> 00:16:53,242 Rachel hasn't wanted this much intimacy in a long time. 322 00:16:53,367 --> 00:16:57,163 I don't think it's me she's hot for, it's this Internet guy. 323 00:16:57,496 --> 00:17:01,292 She's just happy and that's turning her on. 324 00:17:01,417 --> 00:17:03,210 So she's not cheating on you 325 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:05,921 and you're getting all the action you can handle. 326 00:17:06,088 --> 00:17:07,381 I don't see the downside. 327 00:17:10,384 --> 00:17:12,053 What was Jack's band called? 328 00:17:12,178 --> 00:17:14,513 Suicide something. 329 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:17,224 Suicide Season. She does know him. 330 00:17:17,350 --> 00:17:19,435 Question is, how'd they get sick? 331 00:17:20,353 --> 00:17:21,812 Krypton ite. 332 00:17:26,734 --> 00:17:31,113 EKG's unremarkable. Thyroid, liver and kidney function seems fine. 333 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,615 You're perfectly healthy. 334 00:17:32,740 --> 00:17:34,784 I wish that you would take a second look. 335 00:17:34,909 --> 00:17:38,162 I'm tired all the time and when it's cold, 336 00:17:38,287 --> 00:17:40,122 I get this weird pain in my shoulder. 337 00:17:40,247 --> 00:17:41,457 I have a pain in my leg, 338 00:17:41,582 --> 00:17:43,334 you don't hear me complaining. 339 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,378 Except for just now. 340 00:17:47,046 --> 00:17:51,175 How do doctors get this idea you're better than everyone else? 341 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:54,720 Probably all that pulling people back from the brink of death. 342 00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:56,722 It's just a guess. 343 00:17:57,264 --> 00:18:00,017 My own daughter's a doctor. 344 00:18:00,142 --> 00:18:02,478 She makes a hobby of dismissing my concerns. 345 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,938 She sounds smart. 346 00:18:04,980 --> 00:18:06,399 Did she tell you to say that? 347 00:18:08,192 --> 00:18:09,694 I've never met your daughter. 348 00:18:09,819 --> 00:18:13,406 That's hard to believe, since you're currently shtupping her. 349 00:18:34,343 --> 00:18:36,178 We have a situation. 350 00:18:37,388 --> 00:18:38,973 Roach bombs, where? 351 00:18:39,098 --> 00:18:40,141 In Chloe's apartment. 352 00:18:40,266 --> 00:18:41,809 Who's Chloe? 353 00:18:43,018 --> 00:18:45,604 Look, we don't care about your personal life, 354 00:18:45,730 --> 00:18:46,731 we're not gonna tell your wife... 355 00:18:46,856 --> 00:18:49,400 I honestly have no idea what you're talking about. 356 00:18:51,235 --> 00:18:52,695 Guess who showed up looking for Jack. 357 00:18:52,820 --> 00:18:53,904 Hey. 358 00:18:54,989 --> 00:18:56,031 - Hi. JACK: - Are you okay? 359 00:18:56,157 --> 00:18:58,325 The EMT said you'd gone to another hospital. 360 00:18:58,451 --> 00:19:00,244 They held me overnight for observation, 361 00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,788 I'm fine. I had to come here to... 362 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:09,295 I don't know why you did it, but thank you. 363 00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:13,257 You're welcome. 364 00:19:15,468 --> 00:19:17,678 I should have brought flowers, or something. 365 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:20,055 You're like my guardian angel. 366 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:22,767 No, I'm just a guy in a band. 367 00:19:22,892 --> 00:19:25,186 Maybe you've heard of them? Suicide Season. 368 00:19:25,311 --> 00:19:27,897 One of my nurses gave me the CD. 369 00:19:28,230 --> 00:19:29,982 I haven't had a chance to listen to it yet, 370 00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:33,319 but I have a feeling I'm going to be your biggest fan. 371 00:19:34,695 --> 00:19:36,530 MARTHA: I'm gonna need you to cough. 372 00:19:37,448 --> 00:19:38,407 What are you doing? 373 00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:40,075 Getting a sputum culture. 374 00:19:40,201 --> 00:19:43,120 They obviously don't know each other, so it's not toxic exposure. 375 00:19:43,245 --> 00:19:45,831 Just leaves my theory, infection. 376 00:19:46,665 --> 00:19:50,878 If you could just cough up a sample, we can test for pathogens. 377 00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:53,339 (COUGHS) 378 00:19:53,464 --> 00:19:56,592 Sorry. Sorry. There's nothing... There's nothing coming up. 379 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,844 Well, maybe I can help you. 380 00:19:59,136 --> 00:20:01,138 (SCREAMING) 381 00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:03,098 JACK: It hurts! CHLOE: What's the matter? 382 00:20:05,851 --> 00:20:09,730 Round, equal, reactive to light, it's not a stroke. 383 00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:13,859 No, it's not my head, it's my ears. 384 00:20:20,658 --> 00:20:22,952 "When I saw her lying there I thought, 385 00:20:23,077 --> 00:20:25,246 "'I can't just stand here and let her die. 386 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:28,707 "'She has her whole life to live."' 387 00:20:30,334 --> 00:20:33,420 He didn't jump because he was sick or because he knew that girl. 388 00:20:33,546 --> 00:20:34,964 Even you have to admit that now. 389 00:20:35,089 --> 00:20:37,716 Yes, but that doesn't make him a hero, it just makes him an idiot. 390 00:20:37,842 --> 00:20:39,301 The only reason that headline doesn't say 391 00:20:39,426 --> 00:20:41,345 "Moron crushed by train" is luck. 392 00:20:41,470 --> 00:20:44,348 Next headline is gonna be "Moron goes undiagnosed 393 00:20:44,473 --> 00:20:46,642 "because doctors won't talk about his ear pain." 394 00:20:46,767 --> 00:20:48,519 MARTHA: Ear pain fits with my theory. 395 00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:51,355 Jack has an infection that spread to his mastoid. 396 00:20:51,480 --> 00:20:52,857 HOUSE: Great, we'll confirm that in a week 397 00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,775 when your secret cultures have sprouted. 398 00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:55,860 Am I in trouble? 399 00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:57,653 HOUSE: I only get mad when you waste my time, 400 00:20:57,778 --> 00:20:59,530 I couldn't care less about yours. 401 00:20:59,655 --> 00:21:01,574 But let me know when they come back negative and I'll mock you. 402 00:21:01,699 --> 00:21:03,200 - You have a better idea? HOUSE: - No. 403 00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:06,453 So I'm gonna pick one at random. Acoustic neuroma? 404 00:21:06,579 --> 00:21:08,372 FOREMAN: A tumor in the ear. Makes sense. 405 00:21:08,497 --> 00:21:10,875 And if it's putting pressure on the breathing centers in his brain, 406 00:21:11,000 --> 00:21:11,959 it explains the lungs. 407 00:21:12,084 --> 00:21:13,544 The lungs explain the heart. (PAGER BEEPING) 408 00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:16,881 Evoked auditory potential test. 409 00:21:17,715 --> 00:21:19,550 This counts as my time. 410 00:21:20,551 --> 00:21:22,094 You guys got this? 411 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,392 I have been going out of my way 412 00:21:28,517 --> 00:21:31,478 to be nice to old Jewish ladies for months now, 413 00:21:31,604 --> 00:21:33,731 on the off chance one of them could be your mom. 414 00:21:33,856 --> 00:21:35,733 You couldn't have mentioned she's a shiksa? 415 00:21:37,109 --> 00:21:38,819 She converted when she married my dad. 416 00:21:38,944 --> 00:21:40,237 You see, now is too late. 417 00:21:40,362 --> 00:21:41,739 I'm not blaming you for this. 418 00:21:41,864 --> 00:21:44,074 She's the one who ambushed you to find out what you were like 419 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:45,534 because "I never tell her anything." 420 00:21:45,701 --> 00:21:46,660 (SIGHS) 421 00:21:46,785 --> 00:21:48,412 I'd have to agree with her on that one. 422 00:21:48,621 --> 00:21:51,457 Anyway, I obviously can't come to dinner now. 423 00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:52,625 Obviously? 424 00:21:53,375 --> 00:21:55,044 She's crazy and she hates me. 425 00:21:55,169 --> 00:21:56,211 House, 426 00:21:56,921 --> 00:21:59,632 I need you to come to that dinner for two hours, 427 00:21:59,757 --> 00:22:02,301 keep your mouth shut and behave like an adult. 428 00:22:03,552 --> 00:22:04,970 Yes, you will be in hell, 429 00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:07,514 but I will feel better having you there. 430 00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:09,767 That is what a relationship is. 431 00:22:10,684 --> 00:22:12,561 We average our misery. 432 00:22:14,271 --> 00:22:15,648 (SOFT WHIMPERING) 433 00:22:17,733 --> 00:22:18,901 TAUB: That was 434 00:22:19,818 --> 00:22:21,362 unexpected. 435 00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:23,238 I'm having a good day. 436 00:22:23,697 --> 00:22:25,240 I finally resolved that thing with my sister. 437 00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:26,283 What thing? 438 00:22:26,408 --> 00:22:29,995 We had the worst fight over whether it's time to put Dad in that facility. 439 00:22:30,329 --> 00:22:31,789 I've been sick over it for weeks. 440 00:22:31,914 --> 00:22:34,333 You never mentioned anything about your sister. 441 00:22:35,376 --> 00:22:36,961 I actually talked a lot about it with Phil. 442 00:22:40,756 --> 00:22:42,466 I should be getting back. 443 00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:48,722 It's fine now. It's no big deal. 444 00:22:51,725 --> 00:22:53,352 Are you in love with him? 445 00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,691 I've never met him. 446 00:23:09,410 --> 00:23:12,329 FOREMAN: Waves one and three normal at 70 decibels. 447 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:17,167 It's been 37 minutes and everything is normal. 448 00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:20,295 House was wrong again, he doesn't have a tumor. 449 00:23:20,421 --> 00:23:23,549 House doesn't usually accept "we gave up halfway" as an answer. 450 00:23:26,635 --> 00:23:29,805 If I could get fluid closer to the sources of infection, 451 00:23:29,930 --> 00:23:33,392 I could get better cultures, prove my theory. 452 00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:36,729 I'm gonna set up for an ear drainage and a thoracentesis. 453 00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:39,732 I'll only be wasting my time. 454 00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:47,740 She's a student. Somebody's got to go with her. 455 00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:56,790 I saved that girl. I did that. 456 00:23:58,751 --> 00:24:00,586 I'm really proud of you. 457 00:24:01,545 --> 00:24:04,131 This whole thing has made me wonder 458 00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:07,593 if things could be different. 459 00:24:08,010 --> 00:24:10,387 I have spent so much time away from you. 460 00:24:10,512 --> 00:24:12,639 Yeah, well. You love your music. 461 00:24:12,765 --> 00:24:14,349 But it's not just that. 462 00:24:15,350 --> 00:24:17,394 I think that I have been 463 00:24:19,813 --> 00:24:20,647 afraid. 464 00:24:22,024 --> 00:24:25,611 That I would screw things up, 465 00:24:26,278 --> 00:24:30,157 that I couldn't be the man you and Daisy needed me to be. 466 00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:34,078 But maybe I'm better than that. 467 00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:36,246 Hmm? 468 00:24:37,331 --> 00:24:38,791 (CLEARS THROAT) 469 00:24:40,167 --> 00:24:42,836 I am going to quit the band. 470 00:24:49,134 --> 00:24:50,886 I think we'd like that. 471 00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:53,555 Uh-oh. 472 00:24:53,680 --> 00:24:55,557 - Hey, how's the ear pain? JACK: - It's better with the drugs, 473 00:24:55,682 --> 00:24:57,559 but it still really hurts. 474 00:24:57,684 --> 00:25:00,896 We are going to take some fluid samples from your ear and your lung. 475 00:25:01,021 --> 00:25:04,733 Can you get up? Lean forward. Lean on this. 476 00:25:04,858 --> 00:25:08,362 Okay, this is Lidocaine. It'll numb you up. 477 00:25:08,487 --> 00:25:09,738 JACK: Okay. 478 00:25:12,991 --> 00:25:14,243 (MOANS) 479 00:25:14,910 --> 00:25:16,286 (CHUCKLES) 480 00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,748 This is weird. 481 00:25:19,873 --> 00:25:21,416 What's the matter? 482 00:25:23,836 --> 00:25:25,838 The pain in my ear is gone. 483 00:25:26,839 --> 00:25:28,966 Gone? Completely? 484 00:25:29,800 --> 00:25:32,761 Yeah. When you stuck me in the back. 485 00:25:35,472 --> 00:25:36,849 What does that mean? 486 00:25:48,193 --> 00:25:51,280 CUDDY: Okay. I'm just cutting that for you. 487 00:25:53,490 --> 00:25:55,659 Is she going to eat anything else, 488 00:25:55,784 --> 00:25:58,078 or just the cheese and crackers? 489 00:25:58,453 --> 00:26:00,831 She's going through a picky phase, it won't kill her. 490 00:26:01,665 --> 00:26:02,833 You're her mother. 491 00:26:04,626 --> 00:26:06,920 All I know is, when you and your sister were growing up 492 00:26:07,045 --> 00:26:09,798 you ate what we ate, no excuses. 493 00:26:09,923 --> 00:26:10,924 (FORK CLATTERS) 494 00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:19,057 Would you pass the salt? 495 00:26:24,229 --> 00:26:26,315 CUDDY: She had eggs this morning and lots of fruit. 496 00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:28,567 Ah! That explains it. 497 00:26:28,692 --> 00:26:29,693 Explains what? 498 00:26:29,818 --> 00:26:32,738 She was a little vilder chaiah at the park this afternoon. 499 00:26:32,863 --> 00:26:34,781 She wouldn't listen to anything I said. 500 00:26:34,907 --> 00:26:36,283 Must have been all the sugar. 501 00:26:36,408 --> 00:26:40,787 Actually, the whole sugar-makes- kids-hyperactive thing is a myth. 502 00:26:42,831 --> 00:26:44,208 It's a study. 503 00:26:45,584 --> 00:26:47,294 I'm sure it's very interesting. 504 00:26:47,419 --> 00:26:50,923 I didn't read any studies, I just raised children. 505 00:26:54,885 --> 00:26:56,136 It's not your fault. 506 00:26:56,261 --> 00:26:58,222 How are you supposed to keep up with what she eats all day? 507 00:26:58,347 --> 00:26:59,473 You're never home. 508 00:27:01,099 --> 00:27:02,100 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 509 00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:06,188 I'm sorry, I have to get this. 510 00:27:10,651 --> 00:27:11,735 Tell me you need me. 511 00:27:11,860 --> 00:27:13,153 Jack doesn't have cancer. 512 00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:14,947 God, that's awful. I'll be right in. 513 00:27:15,155 --> 00:27:16,740 CHASE: Masters stuck him in the back with Lidocaine 514 00:27:16,865 --> 00:27:17,908 and his ear pain went away. 515 00:27:18,033 --> 00:27:19,076 FOREMAN: We don't need you here, 516 00:27:19,201 --> 00:27:20,619 we just need to figure out why this guy's body 517 00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:22,204 thinks his ear is on his back. 518 00:27:23,830 --> 00:27:25,666 'Cause his ear used to be something else. 519 00:27:25,791 --> 00:27:27,918 When you're a fetus, your cells are close together, 520 00:27:28,043 --> 00:27:30,170 when you grow, they spread out and specialize. 521 00:27:30,295 --> 00:27:33,590 Sometimes the body screws up and they keep the old area codes, 522 00:27:33,715 --> 00:27:35,050 still report to the same pain centers. 523 00:27:35,175 --> 00:27:36,301 Referred pain. 524 00:27:36,426 --> 00:27:38,220 Looks and brains. 525 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:39,638 When you stuck him in the back, 526 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:42,474 you cut off communication with the pain centers in his spinal cord. 527 00:27:42,599 --> 00:27:44,851 So we just need to figure out where the message is actually coming from. 528 00:27:45,394 --> 00:27:46,645 What about his thyroid? 529 00:27:47,521 --> 00:27:49,106 Hyperthyroidism would explain all his symptoms. 530 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,357 Or it could be his liver. 531 00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:51,525 FOREMAN: Good. We'll take a look at both. 532 00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:53,443 MARTHA: For the record, referred pain does not 533 00:27:53,568 --> 00:27:54,987 rule out infection. If it's spreading... 534 00:27:55,112 --> 00:27:57,281 Were you like this when you were working for your math degree? 535 00:27:57,406 --> 00:27:58,740 If Euclid had been a guest lecturer, 536 00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:00,742 would you have been the kid sitting in the front row going, 537 00:28:00,867 --> 00:28:02,744 "Actually, you haven't proven the Pythagorean theorem." 538 00:28:02,869 --> 00:28:04,579 (PHONE CUTS) Hello? 539 00:28:06,498 --> 00:28:07,499 (SIGHS) 540 00:28:08,917 --> 00:28:10,210 CUDDY: All right. 541 00:28:10,877 --> 00:28:11,837 Mom? 542 00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:13,255 ARLENE: Thank you, sweetie. 543 00:28:17,467 --> 00:28:22,889 So say you two got married, would you convert to Judaism? 544 00:28:23,640 --> 00:28:24,891 We haven't gotten that far, Mom. 545 00:28:25,309 --> 00:28:27,436 That's actually a really interesting question. 546 00:28:30,605 --> 00:28:31,648 I'm an atheist. 547 00:28:31,773 --> 00:28:34,693 ARLENE: Honey, half the Jews I know are atheists. 548 00:28:34,818 --> 00:28:36,194 It's about community. 549 00:28:36,320 --> 00:28:38,822 House isn't that big on community. 550 00:28:38,947 --> 00:28:41,158 And why do you call him House? 551 00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:45,245 The man's name is Greg. It makes it seem like you're not serious. 552 00:28:45,454 --> 00:28:47,748 I'm just trying to help you think about the future. 553 00:28:47,873 --> 00:28:50,083 You're a certain age now. 554 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,337 The parade of boyfriends can't be as amusing as it was. 555 00:28:53,462 --> 00:28:55,922 You need to settle down, like your sister. 556 00:28:56,048 --> 00:28:58,216 Settling down isn't all it's cracked up to be. 557 00:28:58,342 --> 00:29:01,970 Next week is Sam's birthday and I was gonna take her to the Poconos. 558 00:29:04,348 --> 00:29:06,308 That's very sad. 559 00:29:06,892 --> 00:29:09,936 Perhaps not the best choice of topic for a festive occasion. 560 00:29:10,854 --> 00:29:13,857 I just don't want Rachel growing up thinking you're a slut. 561 00:29:14,649 --> 00:29:18,695 Okay. I got this. First of all, Mom... 562 00:29:24,701 --> 00:29:26,078 Oh, my God. 563 00:29:33,335 --> 00:29:36,630 Did you sedate my mother? 564 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:39,841 It kicked in just in time. 565 00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,803 She'll wake up in a couple of hours, be good as new. 566 00:29:42,928 --> 00:29:45,472 Think of it as my birthday gift to you. 567 00:29:47,641 --> 00:29:49,059 You told me to keep my mouth shut. 568 00:29:49,184 --> 00:29:50,644 This was the only way I had a chance. 569 00:29:51,561 --> 00:29:54,189 WILSON: Leaving aside the fact that House is a sociopath, 570 00:29:54,314 --> 00:29:58,026 I have to admit that I'm honestly relieved. 571 00:29:58,610 --> 00:30:01,113 Your mom is quite a handful. 572 00:30:01,738 --> 00:30:03,740 What? I feel... 573 00:30:05,617 --> 00:30:09,037 You've got to be kidding me. You drug... 574 00:30:09,371 --> 00:30:12,374 Sorry. I honestly thought you'd be worse. 575 00:30:14,960 --> 00:30:16,461 That was my gift to myself. 576 00:30:24,761 --> 00:30:26,930 MARTHA: I take it Jack's thyroid levels are normal. 577 00:30:27,055 --> 00:30:29,433 Foreman is doing a liver biopsy now. 578 00:30:29,558 --> 00:30:30,559 TAUB: Good. 579 00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:32,018 What's up with you? 580 00:30:32,144 --> 00:30:34,479 Nothing. I'm peachy. 581 00:30:37,107 --> 00:30:39,776 It's hard when you feel like you've been replaced. 582 00:30:41,903 --> 00:30:43,488 We got a new puppy once, 583 00:30:44,114 --> 00:30:47,951 and our old cocker spaniel just moped for weeks. 584 00:30:49,077 --> 00:30:50,745 Have you even had sex? 585 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:52,789 We're not talking about me, we're talking about you. 586 00:30:52,914 --> 00:30:56,042 No, you're talking about puppies, and I'm not listening. 587 00:31:01,047 --> 00:31:02,757 She wants to do it all the time, 588 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:05,844 but it has nothing to do with me. 589 00:31:05,969 --> 00:31:07,304 I'm just a piece of meat. 590 00:31:07,679 --> 00:31:09,431 Well, she likes someone else, 591 00:31:09,556 --> 00:31:11,892 and you've slept with other people. 592 00:31:12,017 --> 00:31:13,018 Uh... 593 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:15,312 Why are you still together? 594 00:31:17,772 --> 00:31:19,566 I love her. 595 00:31:19,691 --> 00:31:22,068 We've been together for 22 years. 596 00:31:22,903 --> 00:31:24,613 I've never loved anybody else. 597 00:31:24,738 --> 00:31:28,992 I don't know how to not be with her. 598 00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:33,330 So you're never gonna cheat again. 599 00:31:35,582 --> 00:31:36,708 I don't know. 600 00:31:39,920 --> 00:31:41,338 That seems kind of selfish, doesn't it? 601 00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:42,464 (CELL PHONE TINKLES) 602 00:31:48,094 --> 00:31:51,181 Foreman found diffuse inflammation in Jack's liver. 603 00:31:51,306 --> 00:31:53,767 Looks like autoimmune hepatitis. 604 00:31:54,351 --> 00:31:56,728 He's starting him on steroids. 605 00:32:04,027 --> 00:32:05,278 (SIGHS) 606 00:32:14,996 --> 00:32:16,748 Isn't this nice? 607 00:32:21,002 --> 00:32:24,047 JACK: What's this note? Does that sound like an A? 608 00:32:24,172 --> 00:32:25,924 Remember if I put my finger like this 609 00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:28,468 without this do-hickey on it, it's an F. 610 00:32:28,593 --> 00:32:29,594 Hmm? 611 00:32:29,970 --> 00:32:30,971 DAISY: Hmm. 612 00:32:32,347 --> 00:32:33,807 Can we read a book instead? 613 00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:35,350 (ALL LAUGH) 614 00:32:35,475 --> 00:32:36,810 Yes, we... (MACHINE BEEPING) 615 00:32:37,143 --> 00:32:39,646 Jack? Jack! 616 00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:40,730 Help him! 617 00:32:40,855 --> 00:32:42,357 Come on. Come on. 618 00:32:44,109 --> 00:32:45,277 Okay. Okay. 619 00:32:51,866 --> 00:32:53,493 He seized three times last night. 620 00:32:53,618 --> 00:32:54,786 We got him stabilized, but barely. 621 00:32:54,911 --> 00:32:57,664 If there was nothing wrong with his brain before, there sure is now. 622 00:32:57,789 --> 00:33:00,667 Any particular reason we need to be looking at the patient? 623 00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:02,002 Yes. 624 00:33:02,127 --> 00:33:05,880 Cuddy's mom is in my office. And she looks mad. 625 00:33:06,423 --> 00:33:07,757 What did you do? 626 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:11,011 Our patient also developed a raging fever overnight. 627 00:33:11,136 --> 00:33:13,805 That means Masters was right all along. This is an infection. 628 00:33:13,930 --> 00:33:14,973 Should we give you a minute to gloat? 629 00:33:15,098 --> 00:33:16,683 We still don't know what kind of infection. 630 00:33:16,808 --> 00:33:19,561 It could be bacterial, viral, fungal. Until the cultures... 631 00:33:19,686 --> 00:33:21,229 You are the worst gloater ever. 632 00:33:21,354 --> 00:33:22,939 Her starting those cultures when she did 633 00:33:23,064 --> 00:33:24,858 means we're 24 hours closer to the answer. 634 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:26,401 HOUSE: "We're sorry your husband croaked, 635 00:33:26,526 --> 00:33:29,321 "but at least we were 24 hours closer to the answer." 636 00:33:29,446 --> 00:33:31,448 Let's narrow it down, shall we? 637 00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:33,199 (SIGHS) 638 00:33:33,325 --> 00:33:35,243 Four days ago the guy was face-down in the subway. 639 00:33:35,368 --> 00:33:37,412 God only knows what's in that sludge. 640 00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:41,207 Toxic fumes make him pass out. Rat pee does the rest. 641 00:33:41,333 --> 00:33:44,252 If it's leptospirosis, it's the fastest-moving case in history. 642 00:33:44,377 --> 00:33:46,713 Leptospirosis can turn into meningitis. 643 00:33:46,838 --> 00:33:48,840 I can't confirm any of this yet. 644 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:50,842 We don't have time to choose wrong. 645 00:33:51,843 --> 00:33:53,720 It fits, 646 00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:57,599 and since it's the only idea on the table, I say it's a winner. 647 00:33:57,724 --> 00:34:00,769 Start him on doxycycline. No, wait. 648 00:34:00,977 --> 00:34:02,395 I'll do it. 649 00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:06,149 You guys have to go back to the office, tell me when bubbieb gone. 650 00:34:25,960 --> 00:34:27,295 You a doctor? 651 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:28,463 Sure. 652 00:34:28,880 --> 00:34:31,841 You're on new meds. Go back to sleep. 653 00:34:34,177 --> 00:34:35,512 Am I gonna die? 654 00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:36,638 I hope not. 655 00:34:36,930 --> 00:34:39,140 'Cause then I'd have to go back to my office. 656 00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:41,726 Of course, if you do kick it, 657 00:34:41,851 --> 00:34:46,356 then you get to be famous for another two, maybe three weeks. 658 00:34:46,481 --> 00:34:47,816 They're saying I'm a hero. 659 00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:50,694 Yeah, but, you know, in a few days 660 00:34:50,819 --> 00:34:53,822 a panda bear will give birth to triplets and we'll all move on. 661 00:34:55,448 --> 00:34:57,992 Oh, I'm sorry. You actually believe that you are a hero. 662 00:34:58,159 --> 00:35:00,495 You should get yourself some tights and a cape 663 00:35:00,620 --> 00:35:03,748 and you can run around Gotham pulling babies out of burning buildings. 664 00:35:03,873 --> 00:35:05,667 Maybe you'll keep getting lucky. 665 00:35:07,001 --> 00:35:09,003 You're still the same guy you were last week. 666 00:35:14,384 --> 00:35:17,679 Hey, how long are you gonna sit there? 667 00:35:17,804 --> 00:35:19,055 Could be hours. 668 00:35:19,973 --> 00:35:24,185 Hiding behind a sick guy, that's heroic. 669 00:35:50,128 --> 00:35:52,297 Look, I can explain. 670 00:35:52,881 --> 00:35:54,758 Sometimes I mix up my medication... 671 00:35:54,883 --> 00:35:56,801 I don't need you to explain anything. 672 00:35:56,926 --> 00:35:58,928 I think we both know 673 00:36:01,014 --> 00:36:03,099 that I owe you an apology. 674 00:36:04,309 --> 00:36:05,351 Say what? 675 00:36:05,477 --> 00:36:08,062 I don't even remember going to bed last night. 676 00:36:08,188 --> 00:36:10,857 I must have had too much to drink. 677 00:36:11,483 --> 00:36:13,276 I do know I can be difficult. 678 00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:16,446 You were a little bitchy. 679 00:36:16,654 --> 00:36:19,324 In the clinic, you were a complete schmendrick. 680 00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:24,037 But once you knew I was Lisa's mother, you held your tongue. 681 00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:26,956 That's because you love her. 682 00:36:27,749 --> 00:36:31,628 I still think you're a pain in the ass with a God complex, 683 00:36:31,753 --> 00:36:34,130 and I'll kill you if you hurt her. 684 00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:36,716 But I'm glad she has you. 685 00:36:38,927 --> 00:36:40,220 We don't have to hug now, do we? 686 00:36:40,678 --> 00:36:42,472 What do you think? 687 00:36:43,348 --> 00:36:45,016 I've got a train to catch. 688 00:36:45,934 --> 00:36:47,185 I thought you were staying till Sunday. 689 00:36:47,310 --> 00:36:49,312 I'm coming down with a cold. 690 00:36:49,437 --> 00:36:51,773 Every time I stay with Lisa or her sister, 691 00:36:51,898 --> 00:36:54,275 one of those rugrats gets me sick. 692 00:36:55,735 --> 00:36:56,945 Children are awful. 693 00:37:12,544 --> 00:37:14,587 Did she have a rash recently? 694 00:37:14,712 --> 00:37:15,922 No. What's going on? 695 00:37:16,047 --> 00:37:18,383 Feverish, itchy? 696 00:37:18,508 --> 00:37:19,509 No. 697 00:37:24,097 --> 00:37:25,807 What's she doing here, anyway? 698 00:37:25,932 --> 00:37:27,642 It's the middle of the morning. Shouldn't she be in school? 699 00:37:27,767 --> 00:37:28,852 I'm keeping her out for a few days. 700 00:37:28,977 --> 00:37:29,978 There's been a little outbreak of... 701 00:37:30,103 --> 00:37:31,104 Chicken pox. 702 00:37:32,438 --> 00:37:33,982 Sorry, but if I'd let you finish that sentence, 703 00:37:34,148 --> 00:37:35,859 that would have been much less impressive. 704 00:37:35,984 --> 00:37:38,361 Chicken pox is no big deal for kids, 705 00:37:38,486 --> 00:37:43,324 but it's a terrible, horrible, no good, very bad deal for grownups. 706 00:37:44,492 --> 00:37:45,869 You think Jack has chicken pox? 707 00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:48,872 But he doesn't have blisters, he's not itchy. And Daisy never got it. 708 00:37:48,997 --> 00:37:52,000 I know. Again, that's why it's so impressive that I figured it out. 709 00:37:52,125 --> 00:37:54,919 5% of cases present without blisters. 710 00:37:55,086 --> 00:37:56,212 The kid was just a carrier. 711 00:37:56,337 --> 00:37:59,340 I'm gonna start you on anti-varicella gamma globulin, 712 00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:01,593 which will save your life. 713 00:38:02,093 --> 00:38:04,470 But it won't make me a hero. 714 00:38:21,279 --> 00:38:23,156 - Hey. - How are you feeling? 715 00:38:23,281 --> 00:38:25,408 Like I'm not gonna die. 716 00:38:29,120 --> 00:38:31,331 I can't wait to take you home. 717 00:38:34,125 --> 00:38:36,002 The guys called. 718 00:38:36,169 --> 00:38:39,422 All this press has got us a couple new gigs. 719 00:38:39,547 --> 00:38:43,426 Just a few more dates. Three weeks tops. 720 00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:44,844 EVA: But you said... 721 00:38:44,969 --> 00:38:45,970 JACK: I know. I know. 722 00:39:01,110 --> 00:39:02,987 Three weeks isn't so bad. 723 00:39:03,988 --> 00:39:05,907 It's not three weeks. 724 00:39:06,032 --> 00:39:09,118 This is what he's always done. Just one more tour. 725 00:39:10,453 --> 00:39:11,996 I'm sorry. 726 00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:16,626 The pathetic thing is, I let myself believe that he could change, 727 00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:19,003 he could be this other guy. 728 00:39:20,004 --> 00:39:21,422 There's nothing worse than loving someone 729 00:39:21,547 --> 00:39:24,050 who's never gonna stop disappointing you. 730 00:39:37,647 --> 00:39:40,024 Culture confirmed Jack does have chicken pox. 731 00:39:40,358 --> 00:39:42,485 It just took six hours longer. 732 00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,654 Autopsy works, too. 733 00:39:44,779 --> 00:39:47,824 FYI, it turns out your hero is a loser. 734 00:39:47,949 --> 00:39:48,950 He's going back on the road. 735 00:39:49,075 --> 00:39:50,952 He still risked his life for that woman. 736 00:39:51,077 --> 00:39:52,870 That was impulse. It was easy. 737 00:39:53,329 --> 00:39:55,039 Dealing with family is hard. 738 00:39:55,623 --> 00:39:58,167 Wait, that's another thing I got right. 739 00:39:58,543 --> 00:39:59,585 How many does that make? 740 00:40:01,170 --> 00:40:03,047 And how many for you? 741 00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:07,260 I'm also kicking your ass at gloating. 742 00:40:13,182 --> 00:40:14,642 - Hey. - Hi. 743 00:40:17,353 --> 00:40:19,856 I think we should get a divorce. 744 00:40:24,152 --> 00:40:27,864 You have feelings for him, and I can't handle that. 745 00:40:31,909 --> 00:40:35,371 But it's my fault you needed someone else. 746 00:40:35,496 --> 00:40:36,914 I keep hurting you. 747 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:38,249 We love each other. 748 00:40:38,374 --> 00:40:39,417 I know. 749 00:40:41,169 --> 00:40:43,046 But are you happy? 750 00:40:46,424 --> 00:40:47,467 No. 751 00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:51,846 Then what are we doing? 752 00:41:01,481 --> 00:41:04,525 You know, you turned out remarkably close to normal, 753 00:41:04,650 --> 00:41:06,778 considering the genes in play. 754 00:41:06,903 --> 00:41:07,987 Thanks. 755 00:41:09,238 --> 00:41:11,491 Here. In case your mom comes back. 756 00:41:12,992 --> 00:41:13,993 Happy birthday. 757 00:41:14,118 --> 00:41:15,369 (CHUCKLING) 758 00:41:16,120 --> 00:41:18,831 You are a sweet, sweet man. 759 00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:21,876 You coming over? 760 00:41:22,001 --> 00:41:23,086 Yes. 761 00:41:24,087 --> 00:41:25,671 Oh, no, I can't. 762 00:41:28,132 --> 00:41:29,092 Wilson? 763 00:41:29,217 --> 00:41:31,552 It's bowling night. 764 00:41:31,677 --> 00:41:33,846 He'd never forgive me if I don't. 765 00:41:35,932 --> 00:41:37,100 No, screw it, I'm coming. 766 00:41:37,225 --> 00:41:38,267 No, no, no. 767 00:41:38,392 --> 00:41:40,937 I am not gonna be responsible for that. 768 00:41:41,062 --> 00:41:43,731 You drugged the man, you go bowling with him. 769 00:41:43,856 --> 00:41:47,610 But my chances for sex are considerably lower with Wilson. 770 00:41:50,279 --> 00:41:51,322 Fine. 771 00:41:52,824 --> 00:41:54,075 (SIGHS) 772 00:41:58,246 --> 00:41:59,664 Hey. You ready? 773 00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:02,500 Here's the thing... 774 00:42:42,957 --> 00:42:43,958 (GRUNTING) 775 00:43:00,474 --> 00:43:01,475 WOMAN 1 ON TV: Well, it's about me, too, 776 00:43:01,601 --> 00:43:03,144 and I have my boundaries, Dina. 777 00:43:03,269 --> 00:43:06,147 And they're clearly being crossed by you and your entire family, 778 00:43:06,272 --> 00:43:07,190 making hate pages... 779 00:43:07,315 --> 00:43:08,149 WOMAN 2: That's not true. That has nothing to do... 780 00:43:08,274 --> 00:43:09,859 WOMAN 1: We all need improvements, Dina, 781 00:43:09,984 --> 00:43:11,569 and I've formed my opinion on you. (WOMAN SHUSHING) 782 00:43:11,694 --> 00:43:13,529 - No, don't shush me, Dina. WOMAN 2: - No, I will shush you 783 00:43:13,654 --> 00:43:15,531 because you're not letting me finish.