1 00:00:02,232 --> 00:00:03,609 (ABBEY GROANING) 2 00:00:03,734 --> 00:00:05,611 NURSE 1: Okay, you're doing good. You're doing good. 3 00:00:05,736 --> 00:00:08,947 ABBEY: You still got the thing... The stupid thing is still on! 4 00:00:09,072 --> 00:00:10,198 JUSTINE: You don't have to yell at me, Mom. 5 00:00:10,324 --> 00:00:13,744 I've been in labor for over a dozen hours, Justine, I have to yell. 6 00:00:13,869 --> 00:00:15,829 I thought you were gonna miss the whole thing. 7 00:00:15,954 --> 00:00:18,206 Mom, it's a three-hour drive. 8 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:21,001 That's why I called you yesterday after my water broke. 9 00:00:21,126 --> 00:00:23,295 I'm sorry, a partner just dropped a brief on my desk. 10 00:00:23,420 --> 00:00:24,504 NURSE 1: You're doing good. 11 00:00:24,630 --> 00:00:26,298 (PANTING) Yeah. Right. 12 00:00:26,423 --> 00:00:28,884 I remember what it's like, but family comes first. 13 00:00:29,009 --> 00:00:31,303 DR. TAYLOR: I need you to keep pushing, I can see her head. 14 00:00:31,553 --> 00:00:32,971 All right, come on, we're doing good here. 15 00:00:33,096 --> 00:00:34,222 Get this, this is what I wanted. 16 00:00:34,348 --> 00:00:35,390 JUSTINE: Gross. 17 00:00:35,515 --> 00:00:37,809 - Crowning. - Are you getting this? 18 00:00:37,934 --> 00:00:41,188 Kind of. Well, not the actual vagina. 19 00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:43,482 (GRUNTING) It's your baby sister! 20 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:45,192 It's my mother's vagina. 21 00:00:45,317 --> 00:00:46,443 Freeing the shoulders. 22 00:00:46,568 --> 00:00:47,653 (SCREAMING IN PAIN) 23 00:00:47,778 --> 00:00:50,030 There she is! Oh, my God! There she is! 24 00:00:50,155 --> 00:00:52,199 (MACHINE BEEPING) Get the NICU team in here. 25 00:00:52,366 --> 00:00:53,492 Baby's hypoxic. 26 00:00:53,617 --> 00:00:54,826 Is something wrong? 27 00:00:54,993 --> 00:00:56,828 - What's going on? - I don't know, Mom. 28 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:59,164 My baby! How's my baby? 29 00:01:00,165 --> 00:01:02,042 - What are you doing? - NURSE 2: O2 sats are low 80. 30 00:01:02,167 --> 00:01:03,251 Respiratory rate... 31 00:01:03,377 --> 00:01:05,712 ABBEY: What are they saying? 32 00:01:05,837 --> 00:01:07,047 I can't tell. 33 00:01:08,131 --> 00:01:10,258 Find out what's going on! 34 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:12,135 You need to back up. Turn that off. 35 00:01:12,260 --> 00:01:13,428 She's not responding. 36 00:01:13,553 --> 00:01:14,638 ABBEY: What's happening? 37 00:01:14,763 --> 00:01:16,014 NURSE 2: She's not responding. She's not... 38 00:01:16,139 --> 00:01:17,933 What's wrong with my baby? 39 00:01:18,058 --> 00:01:19,768 Why doesn't someone talk to me? 40 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:55,762 Cancel your dinner plans. 41 00:01:55,887 --> 00:01:59,391 Short on medical history, she's only eight hours old. 42 00:02:00,058 --> 00:02:02,144 What she's not short on is doctors. 43 00:02:02,269 --> 00:02:05,689 Unfortunately, none of them have been able to solve her breathing problems. 44 00:02:05,814 --> 00:02:06,982 Immature lungs? 45 00:02:07,107 --> 00:02:10,193 Full term. And they gave her surfactant. Looks like they're fully developed. 46 00:02:10,318 --> 00:02:12,237 (SIGHS) Need you a minute. 47 00:02:13,864 --> 00:02:15,490 Silent reading time till I get back. 48 00:02:18,076 --> 00:02:19,953 My nanny called. 49 00:02:20,078 --> 00:02:24,291 Her daughter has a dance recital tonight. She can't work late. 50 00:02:24,916 --> 00:02:26,793 And I have a board meeting tonight. 51 00:02:26,918 --> 00:02:28,128 That's a problem. 52 00:02:29,212 --> 00:02:31,256 My mother can't come. She has a cooking class. 53 00:02:32,132 --> 00:02:33,008 You've really got a problem. 54 00:02:33,133 --> 00:02:36,136 If only there were some mature adult in my life 55 00:02:36,261 --> 00:02:38,138 who could pinch hit in emergencies like this. 56 00:02:38,263 --> 00:02:39,598 Would love to. But I'm catching up 57 00:02:39,723 --> 00:02:41,933 on my back issues of Nudist Circus. 58 00:02:42,142 --> 00:02:44,102 You should see what the fat lady's got under her big top. 59 00:02:44,227 --> 00:02:47,314 All I need is a warm body. And she'll be asleep the entire time. 60 00:02:47,439 --> 00:02:49,566 I got a sick baby here who needs me. Yours is healthy. 61 00:02:49,691 --> 00:02:51,359 You can deal with your team by phone. 62 00:02:51,485 --> 00:02:53,445 How about a little something extra when you get home? 63 00:02:53,570 --> 00:02:55,614 I'm not bargaining sex for babysitting. 64 00:02:55,739 --> 00:02:57,032 Besides, you owe me. 65 00:02:57,157 --> 00:02:58,575 - For what? - Sex. 66 00:02:59,075 --> 00:03:01,244 I still don't see a female doctor in that room. 67 00:03:01,369 --> 00:03:03,789 It's making me very unhappy. 68 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:06,333 Fine. Out of the goodness of my heart. 69 00:03:06,458 --> 00:03:07,709 Which will make you happy, 70 00:03:07,834 --> 00:03:09,002 which will make you desire me more, 71 00:03:09,127 --> 00:03:11,046 which will turn into more sex. 72 00:03:12,798 --> 00:03:14,925 Be at my place at 7:00. 73 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:24,017 The sperm donor card from the father did note a history of asthma. 74 00:03:24,142 --> 00:03:27,771 What if her lung problems are not coming from her lungs? 75 00:03:27,896 --> 00:03:29,314 FOREMAN: Her heart looks fine. 76 00:03:29,439 --> 00:03:31,191 CHASE: Her liver enzymes are elevated. 77 00:03:31,358 --> 00:03:34,152 When the liver fails, it stops producing proteins. 78 00:03:34,277 --> 00:03:37,864 Specifically the ones that keep your plasma inside your blood vessels 79 00:03:37,989 --> 00:03:40,075 and outside your lungs. 80 00:03:40,325 --> 00:03:43,829 Fix the liver, she'll have enough breath to keep the entire ward up all night. 81 00:03:46,540 --> 00:03:49,543 Foreman, you need to stay after school. 82 00:03:55,799 --> 00:03:57,968 I apparently need to apologize. 83 00:03:58,802 --> 00:04:01,429 Last week, I should not have gone over your head 84 00:04:01,555 --> 00:04:04,307 and allowed Chase to hire a new team member. 85 00:04:04,432 --> 00:04:07,435 So go hire someone who liked The Bridges of Madison County. 86 00:04:07,936 --> 00:04:10,397 (CHUCKLES) You want me to hire a white girl? 87 00:04:11,231 --> 00:04:12,607 Go find a woman. 88 00:04:12,732 --> 00:04:15,068 And wipe that self-satisfied grin off your face. 89 00:04:15,193 --> 00:04:17,445 This'll be quick. I've been interviewing people all week. 90 00:04:17,571 --> 00:04:18,947 Have it narrowed down to two candidates. 91 00:04:19,072 --> 00:04:20,115 Narrow it down to one, 92 00:04:20,240 --> 00:04:22,701 before Cuddy starts withholding sex. 93 00:04:23,243 --> 00:04:26,079 She hasn't said anything to me about that. 94 00:04:26,204 --> 00:04:28,039 I said wipe the grin. 95 00:04:31,626 --> 00:04:33,128 (GRUNTS) (YOWLS) 96 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:37,299 Yeah, she's fine. I can hear her breathing in the monitor. 97 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:43,221 I just checked. I'm checking every 10 minutes. 98 00:04:44,890 --> 00:04:46,933 Fine, I'll check again. 99 00:04:54,399 --> 00:04:57,027 Aw, she's so cute when she's asleep. 100 00:04:57,485 --> 00:05:01,281 You should see this. She's got one hand over her head. 101 00:05:03,283 --> 00:05:06,328 Okay. Well, you take as long as you need. 102 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:46,952 I'm thirsty. 103 00:05:48,119 --> 00:05:50,455 Your mommy says no, 'cause she's mean. 104 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:52,082 If it was up to me... 105 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:53,667 Juice! 106 00:05:54,793 --> 00:05:56,711 No. Go back to bed. 107 00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:06,346 I said bed. 108 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:16,398 Wilson, hey! You up for a boys' night in? 109 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:23,196 Believe it or not, breathing problems can be caused by a liver problem. 110 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:24,572 Then what's wrong with her liver? 111 00:06:24,698 --> 00:06:26,157 Probably an abscess. 112 00:06:26,282 --> 00:06:28,118 If we find it with the ultrasound, 113 00:06:28,243 --> 00:06:29,828 we can drain it, make her better. 114 00:06:29,953 --> 00:06:32,539 You'd be able to take her home by the end of the week. 115 00:06:34,374 --> 00:06:35,375 Is she bleeding? 116 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:37,085 She's oozing from her IV site. 117 00:06:37,210 --> 00:06:39,713 It's a symptom of liver failure. It's what we would expect to see. 118 00:06:39,838 --> 00:06:42,173 Dr. Cheng, we might need a unit of blood over here. 119 00:06:42,298 --> 00:06:44,634 TAUB: Echogenic area in the liver. Can you make it out? 120 00:06:44,759 --> 00:06:47,429 Doesn't seem to have the thick walls you'd expect from an abscess. 121 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,305 Lift her left shoulder so we can get a better look. 122 00:06:49,431 --> 00:06:52,308 Can I do it? I haven't been able to hold her yet. 123 00:06:52,434 --> 00:06:54,227 She's hooked up to too many tubes and IVs. 124 00:06:54,352 --> 00:06:56,021 Can I at least donate blood? 125 00:06:56,146 --> 00:06:58,023 Of course. We'll draw your blood and see if you're a match 126 00:06:58,148 --> 00:06:59,524 as soon as we're done here. 127 00:07:00,025 --> 00:07:02,152 That's definitely not an abscess. 128 00:07:02,652 --> 00:07:04,654 It looks like dilated bile ducts. 129 00:07:06,072 --> 00:07:08,992 What does that mean? Can I still take her home soon? 130 00:07:12,829 --> 00:07:14,247 You were right about the liver. 131 00:07:14,372 --> 00:07:17,042 On ultrasound, we found intrahepatic dilated bile ducts. 132 00:07:17,167 --> 00:07:18,501 Extrahepatic ducts were normal. 133 00:07:18,626 --> 00:07:21,588 HOUSE: (IN SOOTHING VOICE) Are there any masses causing an obstruction? 134 00:07:24,174 --> 00:07:25,341 No. 135 00:07:25,550 --> 00:07:26,593 Are you okay? 136 00:07:27,093 --> 00:07:29,554 Just talking in a soothing voice. 137 00:07:30,555 --> 00:07:31,848 Not for your benefit. 138 00:07:31,973 --> 00:07:34,184 Why, is it turning you on? 139 00:07:34,392 --> 00:07:36,061 House, there's someone here I need you to meet. 140 00:07:36,186 --> 00:07:38,146 I just hired Dr. Christina Fraser. 141 00:07:38,271 --> 00:07:39,981 - She's a board-certified... - Nice to meet you. 142 00:07:40,648 --> 00:07:42,358 You're fired. 143 00:07:44,861 --> 00:07:46,863 - What? - FOREMAN: House, you're kidding, right? 144 00:07:46,988 --> 00:07:49,115 I've done my due diligence. She's the best there is. 145 00:07:49,240 --> 00:07:50,283 What did I do? 146 00:07:50,408 --> 00:07:54,287 You had the misfortune to be the lesson that Foreman is learning. 147 00:07:54,412 --> 00:07:57,832 That whooshing sound is the air being let out of his ego. 148 00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:06,257 You are such an ass, House. You could've made the same point without 149 00:08:06,382 --> 00:08:07,801 crushing the hopes of a young doctor who was 150 00:08:07,926 --> 00:08:09,385 actually excited to have this job. 151 00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:12,806 I'm not sure I could have. You keep giving me far too much credit. 152 00:08:13,431 --> 00:08:16,267 Taub, it's your turn to find a young doctor 153 00:08:16,392 --> 00:08:18,937 who's actually excited to have this job. 154 00:08:19,062 --> 00:08:20,105 TAUB: For you to fire? 155 00:08:20,230 --> 00:08:22,190 Not until you, or she, earns it. 156 00:08:22,315 --> 00:08:24,317 Dilated bile ducts could be congenital. 157 00:08:24,442 --> 00:08:27,278 It means that it's a stricture in the ducts themselves. Caroli syndrome. 158 00:08:27,403 --> 00:08:28,822 So open her up. 159 00:08:28,947 --> 00:08:30,448 Surgery? (LAUGHS) 160 00:08:31,324 --> 00:08:33,034 This is a newborn with liver failure. 161 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,495 She's oozing blood from every puncture site. 162 00:08:35,620 --> 00:08:37,330 It's insanely risky to open her up. 163 00:08:37,455 --> 00:08:40,208 Yes, it's unfortunately also the only way to fix her. 164 00:08:40,333 --> 00:08:44,170 So make teeny tiny incisions with a really small scalpel. 165 00:08:44,295 --> 00:08:45,296 (DOORBELL RINGING) 166 00:08:45,505 --> 00:08:46,714 (IN NORMAL VOICE) Gotta go. 167 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:51,594 You told me you gave them your credit card. 168 00:08:51,719 --> 00:08:53,680 And you were dumb enough to believe me. 169 00:08:56,057 --> 00:08:57,600 Cuddy will be back in an hour and 10 minutes. 170 00:08:57,725 --> 00:08:59,561 I'll be back in an hour and five. 171 00:09:00,478 --> 00:09:02,313 Oh, no, you don't. 172 00:09:02,438 --> 00:09:03,439 Oh, yes, I do. 173 00:09:03,565 --> 00:09:05,150 - You're not gonna leave the kid. - Yes, I am. 174 00:09:05,275 --> 00:09:07,152 Because unlike you, I don't have a conscience. 175 00:09:07,277 --> 00:09:11,739 Unlike you, I'm not having sex with Cuddy, so I actually can leave. 176 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:14,868 You're bluffing. I'm leaving. 177 00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:17,036 You're not gonna leave a two-year-old unattended. 178 00:09:17,162 --> 00:09:20,373 True. I'm leaving her with you. A responsible adult. 179 00:09:21,583 --> 00:09:22,584 (DOOR CLOSING) 180 00:09:27,881 --> 00:09:31,050 You better get back in there. The kid's all alone. 181 00:09:31,176 --> 00:09:33,386 - It's kind of bugging you, isn't it? - Not my problem. 182 00:09:33,511 --> 00:09:35,388 Since objectively, you care more about 183 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:37,348 leaving a child alone than I do, it kind of is. 184 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:41,311 Objectively, since I never accepted this responsibility, it kind of isn't. 185 00:09:42,020 --> 00:09:45,231 True. And yet it is. Because you're you. 186 00:09:47,692 --> 00:09:49,110 I'm leaving. 187 00:09:49,819 --> 00:09:50,904 I'm leaving. 188 00:09:51,029 --> 00:09:53,031 (BOTH REVVING ENGINES) 189 00:09:55,909 --> 00:09:58,411 You're not gonna leave. You can't. 190 00:10:05,501 --> 00:10:07,837 Fine. You're right. 191 00:10:08,630 --> 00:10:09,631 You know what I can do? 192 00:10:09,756 --> 00:10:12,592 I can go in there and call a babysitting service for 15 bucks an hour, 193 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:15,845 then call Cuddy and tell her who's watching her kid and why. 194 00:10:20,016 --> 00:10:22,060 I'll stay if you stay. 195 00:10:31,653 --> 00:10:33,363 We were gone two minutes. 196 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:37,617 What you got there, sweetie? 197 00:10:39,369 --> 00:10:40,995 Come on now, spit it out. 198 00:10:42,622 --> 00:10:45,166 WILSON: Come on, sweetie. Open. 199 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:47,168 (BABBLING) 200 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:51,631 Open. 201 00:10:55,385 --> 00:10:56,386 0w! 202 00:11:04,060 --> 00:11:05,103 (SIGHS) 203 00:11:05,645 --> 00:11:07,105 HOUSE: Rachel. 204 00:11:07,397 --> 00:11:09,899 How many coins did you eat? 205 00:11:28,584 --> 00:11:30,169 Isolating the common bile duct. 206 00:11:30,295 --> 00:11:33,464 And mobilizing the distal end for cannulation. 207 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,842 BP's down to 50 systolic. You've gotta stop the cannulation. 208 00:11:35,967 --> 00:11:37,135 I haven't started yet. 209 00:11:37,260 --> 00:11:38,344 CHENG: Hit her with a bolus of phenylephrine. 210 00:11:38,469 --> 00:11:41,264 That should buy us enough time to get in and dilate those bile ducts. 211 00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:44,058 BP's rising, 70 systolic. 212 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:45,810 Nice. 213 00:11:46,269 --> 00:11:47,687 I'm in the common bile duct. 214 00:11:47,812 --> 00:11:49,105 Advancing past the cystic duct. 215 00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:50,940 No strictures or blockages so far. 216 00:11:51,065 --> 00:11:53,067 - FOREMAN: BP's dropping again. - Another bolus of phenylephrine. 217 00:11:53,192 --> 00:11:55,069 CHENG: She can't take more, the first bolus is still in effect. 218 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:57,739 BP's still dropping. You gotta pull out. We're done. 219 00:11:57,864 --> 00:11:59,282 I was barely in. 220 00:12:00,074 --> 00:12:02,035 This doesn't make sense. 221 00:12:02,660 --> 00:12:05,330 A liver problem alone is not gonna mess with the baby's BP. 222 00:12:05,455 --> 00:12:07,165 Whatever this is, it's gotta be affecting her heart. 223 00:12:07,290 --> 00:12:09,667 Heart plus liver, could be tuberous sclerosis. 224 00:12:09,792 --> 00:12:13,588 Or it could be a vascular malformation in the liver causing both problems. 225 00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:15,089 So what do you guys think of Dr. Cheng? 226 00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:18,343 Best treatment for a vascular malformation is surgery. 227 00:12:18,468 --> 00:12:21,095 And I think your wife thinks you shouldn't think anything of Dr. Cheng. 228 00:12:21,220 --> 00:12:24,182 No surgery. Newborn baby can't handle another trip to the OR. 229 00:12:24,307 --> 00:12:28,686 I didn't mean think think. I meant think as a potential hire. 230 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,106 What if we start the baby on steroids, 231 00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:35,193 an anti-angiogenesis agent and dopamine? 232 00:12:35,318 --> 00:12:39,197 Could work just as well as surgery, snap those bad blood vessels shut. 233 00:12:39,322 --> 00:12:40,698 I'll call House to get approval. 234 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:44,619 So, what was that shrug? A "Dr. Cheng could work" shrug? 235 00:12:44,744 --> 00:12:48,873 Or a "House is gonna crush you for even considering her" shrug? 236 00:12:49,707 --> 00:12:50,750 You suck. 237 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:54,045 House is gonna hate anyone we hire, because he doesn't want to hire anyone. 238 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:56,964 So you think I should abstain, just give the decision back to him? 239 00:12:57,090 --> 00:13:00,176 Then he'll just mock you for being a wuss. You're screwed. 240 00:13:01,469 --> 00:13:02,804 Unless 241 00:13:02,929 --> 00:13:06,599 House feels like hiring her is his idea. 242 00:13:06,724 --> 00:13:07,850 FOREMAN: He's still not answering. 243 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:09,769 We should just start the treatment. 244 00:13:12,063 --> 00:13:13,481 (GIGGLING) 245 00:13:13,856 --> 00:13:17,402 She opened up a Chinese food bag to eat money. 246 00:13:17,527 --> 00:13:18,611 What an idiot. 247 00:13:18,778 --> 00:13:20,530 Okay, you ordered the moo shu pork 248 00:13:20,655 --> 00:13:22,281 and the orange cashew chicken, right? 249 00:13:22,407 --> 00:13:23,741 Like I always order. 250 00:13:23,950 --> 00:13:26,035 - Have you cleaned up in there? - Yeah, it's good enough. 251 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:30,915 Okay, so with tax, the change should have been 68 cents. 252 00:13:31,040 --> 00:13:34,752 There's only 58 cents out there. There's a dime missing. 253 00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:38,214 Well, they could have short-changed you. 254 00:13:38,339 --> 00:13:39,590 Fridge magnet is not getting anything. 255 00:13:39,715 --> 00:13:41,217 That's because it's a fridge magnet. 256 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,803 And unless she swallowed a Canadian dime, it's not magnetic. 257 00:13:43,928 --> 00:13:45,346 Really? 258 00:13:45,930 --> 00:13:48,224 I mean, kids swallow things all the time, right? 259 00:13:48,349 --> 00:13:50,435 She swallowed a dime, she poops it out, she'll be fine. 260 00:13:50,560 --> 00:13:53,479 Absolutely. Unless it gets stuck in her intestines, causes a blockage. 261 00:13:53,604 --> 00:13:55,398 Which could kill her. (DOOR CLOSING) 262 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:59,360 (WHISPERING) Then she won't be fine. You have to tell Cuddy. 263 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:00,903 (WHISPERING) Well, then, I won't be fine. 264 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:04,449 If you don't tell Cuddy, I will go out there and tell her myself. 265 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:06,033 Yeah? What are you gonna tell her? 266 00:14:06,159 --> 00:14:08,161 You're gonna tell her that you left coins out 267 00:14:08,286 --> 00:14:10,496 and you left her child unsupervised? 268 00:14:10,621 --> 00:14:13,875 Hey, hey, hey! You are not gonna pin this on me. 269 00:14:16,252 --> 00:14:19,714 Rachel needs to be monitored for 24 hours to see that the dime passes. 270 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:22,508 You know, just to make sure she doesn't die. 271 00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:26,429 You're telling me to do the right thing while climbing out a window? 272 00:14:26,554 --> 00:14:27,847 (SHUSHING) 273 00:14:31,017 --> 00:14:32,268 Tell her! 274 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:42,236 She wake up at all? 275 00:14:44,238 --> 00:14:45,323 One time. 276 00:14:45,615 --> 00:14:47,992 That's not like her. Is she all right? 277 00:14:48,993 --> 00:14:50,620 She's fine. 278 00:14:54,540 --> 00:14:58,503 How about I stay the night? And you can really thank me. 279 00:14:59,086 --> 00:15:01,839 I have to get up early. You won't be able to sleep in. 280 00:15:02,215 --> 00:15:03,925 I'm a deep sleeper. 281 00:15:15,353 --> 00:15:17,897 Round two. Did Justine go home? 282 00:15:18,481 --> 00:15:20,733 She said she was going downstairs for a few minutes. 283 00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:21,943 A few hours ago. 284 00:15:22,902 --> 00:15:24,111 So you two are close. 285 00:15:24,862 --> 00:15:26,864 It's been getting better, actually. 286 00:15:27,448 --> 00:15:28,866 At least she's here in the building. 287 00:15:28,991 --> 00:15:30,826 That's pretty supportive for her. 288 00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:33,955 What is it? 289 00:15:34,914 --> 00:15:35,957 She's pinker. 290 00:15:36,123 --> 00:15:37,333 Is that bad? 291 00:15:37,875 --> 00:15:39,919 That's good. 292 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:44,632 That's very good. 293 00:15:44,757 --> 00:15:45,800 (BABY CRIES) 294 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:47,385 Is that her? 295 00:15:53,391 --> 00:15:55,017 Can I hold her? 296 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,438 I think it's long overdue. 297 00:16:03,234 --> 00:16:04,610 (GASPS) 298 00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:06,487 Oh! 299 00:16:06,612 --> 00:16:08,197 My first time. 300 00:16:08,823 --> 00:16:09,824 Finally. 301 00:16:09,949 --> 00:16:12,743 Technically, it's your second time. 302 00:16:14,620 --> 00:16:17,039 I didn't mean... I know, Mom. 303 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:21,711 (SIGHS) 304 00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:35,641 Looks like it was a vascular malformation. The Grogan baby is better. 305 00:16:35,766 --> 00:16:37,268 Nice job. 306 00:16:37,935 --> 00:16:40,438 Okay, ready, honey. So stay very, very still. 307 00:16:40,563 --> 00:16:43,357 And hold your breath. Don't move. 308 00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:48,070 She moved. They always move. 309 00:16:50,364 --> 00:16:51,949 It is a good job. 310 00:16:52,283 --> 00:16:54,994 Diagnostics. Solve a mystery, save a life. 311 00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:57,455 But I suppose you're pretty attached to pediatrics. 312 00:16:57,580 --> 00:16:58,623 (INDISTINCT) 313 00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:00,958 (INTO SPEAKER) I'm sorry, Mrs. Young, but I'm going to have to ask you 314 00:17:01,083 --> 00:17:02,376 to restrain your daughter. 315 00:17:02,752 --> 00:17:03,836 And now the mom's not gonna want to do it, 316 00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:06,589 because she'd rather I just keep blasting her daughter with radiation. 317 00:17:09,050 --> 00:17:11,844 You're telling me there's an opening in House's department? 318 00:17:11,969 --> 00:17:13,095 Would you be interested? 319 00:17:14,263 --> 00:17:16,349 No more kids? No more parents? 320 00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:19,977 One case at a time instead of 17? Set up the interview. 321 00:17:20,645 --> 00:17:22,772 It's possible you won't need to interview. 322 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,240 (RACHEL GURGLES ON RADIO) 323 00:17:36,243 --> 00:17:38,412 Relax, I got this. 324 00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:39,872 Thanks. 325 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:47,463 (EXHALES IN DISGUST) 326 00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:04,563 ls everything okay? 327 00:18:05,856 --> 00:18:08,859 Yeah. Sorry. Just new to all this. 328 00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,716 You want me to reset the alarm? 329 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:33,050 God, no. 330 00:18:34,093 --> 00:18:36,971 Case is under control. I'm sleeping in. 331 00:18:37,722 --> 00:18:40,266 Your boss must really like you. 332 00:18:45,104 --> 00:18:46,605 Hey, Marina. 333 00:18:46,731 --> 00:18:48,482 There's pasta in the fridge for lunch. 334 00:18:48,607 --> 00:18:50,276 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 335 00:18:53,696 --> 00:18:55,948 I assume, since you're calling so early, 336 00:18:56,073 --> 00:18:58,576 that the surgery was a rousing success. 337 00:18:58,701 --> 00:19:01,829 FOREMAN: And I assume since you still think we actually did the surgery, 338 00:19:01,954 --> 00:19:04,039 you haven't checked your messages in eight hours. Where are you? 339 00:19:04,165 --> 00:19:07,042 I believe this is what your people term a "poopy call." 340 00:19:07,168 --> 00:19:08,753 (LAUGHS) Uh, the word's "booty." 341 00:19:09,128 --> 00:19:11,088 I don't know what you're doing, but this is a poopy call. 342 00:19:11,213 --> 00:19:14,508 TAUB: It's not Caroli Syndrome. Dr. Cheng spotted... 343 00:19:14,633 --> 00:19:16,010 (STAMMERS) What? 344 00:19:16,135 --> 00:19:18,095 I knew about the Jew, the black and the croc hunter. 345 00:19:18,220 --> 00:19:20,055 But when did we get our Asian persuasion on? 346 00:19:20,181 --> 00:19:24,810 Dr. Cheng is the NICU attending on the case. And she's not here. 347 00:19:25,227 --> 00:19:27,813 Well, I just wasted a perfectly good racial epithet. 348 00:19:28,105 --> 00:19:31,734 She spotted a vascular malformation in the baby's liver. 349 00:19:31,859 --> 00:19:34,069 Good call. Except for everything you just said. 350 00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:37,031 There's no way that our patient has a vascular malformation. 351 00:19:37,156 --> 00:19:38,282 CHASE: And you can tell that 352 00:19:38,407 --> 00:19:41,243 from the vast amount of information you've gleaned from not being here? 353 00:19:41,368 --> 00:19:43,621 Don't need to be there to remember that the patient's ALTs 354 00:19:43,746 --> 00:19:45,039 were three times normal. 355 00:19:45,164 --> 00:19:48,459 The baby's liver damage is far too extensive. Dr. Cheng's an idiot. 356 00:19:49,168 --> 00:19:51,420 In fairness, it wasn't completely her idea. 357 00:19:51,545 --> 00:19:53,464 More of a Foreman kind of thing. 358 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:56,258 Well, then you're an even bigger idiot for trying to cover for her. 359 00:19:56,383 --> 00:19:59,261 House, we treated for a vascular malformation. 360 00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:00,638 And she got better. 361 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:05,142 No, she didn't. Call me when she crashes again. 362 00:20:06,227 --> 00:20:08,020 That went well. 363 00:20:09,480 --> 00:20:11,065 (HUMMING) 364 00:20:11,190 --> 00:20:12,358 (DOOR CLOSING) 365 00:20:16,779 --> 00:20:18,489 Everything okay? 366 00:20:19,281 --> 00:20:21,492 Come on. I know that look. 367 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:26,038 I'm just not used to seeing such emotion coming from you. 368 00:20:26,163 --> 00:20:30,042 Well, I just gave birth. I'm like one big vat of hormones right now. 369 00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,335 It's not just the hormones, Mom. 370 00:20:31,460 --> 00:20:33,587 You're different with her. 371 00:20:35,297 --> 00:20:37,967 It's okay, it's good. It's just... 372 00:20:40,094 --> 00:20:43,848 I can't help thinking, "Where was this mom when I was growing up?" 373 00:20:45,808 --> 00:20:49,061 Well, I never realized you considered me such a failure as a mother. 374 00:20:49,186 --> 00:20:52,189 I don't consider you a failure. I just... 375 00:20:54,316 --> 00:20:57,444 I never knew that there was an alternative. 376 00:21:01,991 --> 00:21:03,158 Mmm. 377 00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:04,910 I think she feels wet. 378 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,413 Can you hold her a sec? I'm gonna grab a diaper. 379 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,416 Okay- 380 00:21:12,293 --> 00:21:13,919 Mom, something's wrong. 381 00:21:14,044 --> 00:21:15,087 Oh! Nurse! 382 00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:17,464 She's bleeding again! 383 00:21:17,756 --> 00:21:19,550 (WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON PA) 384 00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:24,680 All right, she's in her office. Move fast. 385 00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:29,143 You see a double-wide tuchus coming this way, you scream like a girl. 386 00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:31,687 If Rachel wakes up, she's gonna tell Cuddy everything. 387 00:21:31,812 --> 00:21:33,272 She's two. 388 00:21:33,397 --> 00:21:34,982 Last night she was whining about the giant moose 389 00:21:35,107 --> 00:21:36,233 that lives outside her window. 390 00:21:36,358 --> 00:21:39,945 Medusa at six o'clock. Don't look back. Move, move. 391 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:56,420 Hello. 392 00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:04,178 Hello. 393 00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:08,140 I'm the friendly moose who lives outside your bedroom. 394 00:22:08,557 --> 00:22:10,601 HOUSE: She hates that moose. 395 00:22:10,935 --> 00:22:11,977 Hand me the gel. 396 00:22:13,395 --> 00:22:14,396 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 397 00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:15,940 Okay- 398 00:22:17,441 --> 00:22:20,194 Make it short. And do not pardon the pun. 399 00:22:20,319 --> 00:22:22,655 TAUB: (BREAKING UP) She's crashing again. Where are you? 400 00:22:24,239 --> 00:22:26,992 Is it actually important that I understand what you say? 401 00:22:27,242 --> 00:22:28,327 What? (LINE DISCONNECTS) 402 00:22:37,419 --> 00:22:38,295 Yeah. 403 00:22:38,420 --> 00:22:40,089 The baby's bleeding again. 404 00:22:40,214 --> 00:22:43,008 I'm shocked. Oh, no, wait a minute. That's you. 405 00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,551 Yes, you're a genius. 406 00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:46,387 The bleeding means her liver is still failing. 407 00:22:46,512 --> 00:22:47,721 It's not a vascular malformation... 408 00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:49,848 House, come take a look at this. 409 00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:52,351 - Hold that thought. - House, no. I need to... 410 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:55,354 Just past the ileocecal valve. 411 00:22:55,813 --> 00:22:56,897 It's nothing. 412 00:22:57,356 --> 00:22:58,732 Just an irregularity. 413 00:22:58,857 --> 00:23:00,109 It's a dime. 414 00:23:00,776 --> 00:23:02,236 Or a pocket of air. 415 00:23:02,361 --> 00:23:03,988 Yeah, with FDR's face on it. 416 00:23:04,113 --> 00:23:05,698 That's not a face. It's a shadow. 417 00:23:05,823 --> 00:23:07,574 House, the thing is perfectly round. 418 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,410 Move the wand to the side. 419 00:23:10,577 --> 00:23:11,620 Tickles! 420 00:23:11,745 --> 00:23:14,373 That's because I'm the tickle monster. 421 00:23:14,498 --> 00:23:16,208 (LAUGHING) (BABBLING) 422 00:23:17,126 --> 00:23:18,669 Look at that. 423 00:23:19,420 --> 00:23:21,672 - We need an X-ray to be sure. - Great. 424 00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:25,384 Just give her an unnecessary dose of radiation? It's a dime. 425 00:23:25,509 --> 00:23:27,386 (BANGING ON DOOR) 426 00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:30,681 TAUB: House? I know you're in there. Open the door. 427 00:23:31,432 --> 00:23:33,475 (CONTINUES BANGING) 428 00:23:38,397 --> 00:23:40,024 I saw your extension on the call. 429 00:23:40,149 --> 00:23:41,358 What are you doing down here? 430 00:23:41,483 --> 00:23:44,361 Uh, Wilson's got a two-year-old with cancer. 431 00:23:44,820 --> 00:23:46,780 She's in a lot of pain. It's very sad. 432 00:23:46,905 --> 00:23:48,490 (RACHEL LAUGHING) 433 00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:52,619 He also has an outstanding bedside manner. 434 00:23:52,745 --> 00:23:54,329 Her liver failure is getting worse. 435 00:23:54,455 --> 00:23:56,165 You were right. Now what? 436 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,419 The interesting question is not why she's worse now, 437 00:24:00,544 --> 00:24:02,254 but why she got better in the first place. 438 00:24:02,463 --> 00:24:04,923 Could've been something we did that temporarily relieved the... 439 00:24:05,049 --> 00:24:06,133 What'd you put her on again? 440 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:09,845 After the transfusion, we gave her steroids, dopamine, and the anti... 441 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:12,389 Steroids can treat idiopathic hepatic fibrosis. 442 00:24:12,514 --> 00:24:14,099 Would explain why she got better, then worse. 443 00:24:14,224 --> 00:24:16,101 But not the multiple dilated ducts. 444 00:24:16,226 --> 00:24:17,936 WILSON: House, I need you back in here. 445 00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:21,940 Cancer kid trumps liver kid. 446 00:24:22,191 --> 00:24:24,860 Sorry, confidentiality. There are rules, you know. 447 00:24:27,738 --> 00:24:29,573 WILSON: That is a dime. 448 00:24:29,907 --> 00:24:32,451 HOUSE: Looks mobile, it's right in the middle of the colon. 449 00:24:32,576 --> 00:24:35,204 Prime location for pooping out. 450 00:24:35,329 --> 00:24:37,414 We'll give her some laxatives to help it on its way. 451 00:24:37,539 --> 00:24:42,252 Sounds to me like someone's going to get some yummy chocolate. 452 00:24:42,377 --> 00:24:44,004 Chocolate. Yum, yum, yum. 453 00:24:45,714 --> 00:24:48,008 You're gonna make a great mommy one day. 454 00:24:51,678 --> 00:24:53,013 (RACHEL GIGGLES) 455 00:24:56,016 --> 00:24:57,142 Thanks for waiting. 456 00:24:57,351 --> 00:25:00,104 Hook the mom up to the baby. Direct blood transfusion. 457 00:25:00,229 --> 00:25:01,480 And what else? 458 00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:02,523 Nothing else. 459 00:25:10,239 --> 00:25:14,743 It's amazing. She's pink and healthy again. 460 00:25:16,829 --> 00:25:18,664 Mother's touch. 461 00:25:18,789 --> 00:25:21,166 It's a miracle. Thank you. 462 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:25,129 A blood transfusion isn't a cure. 463 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:27,464 Or a miracle. 464 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:30,759 Then why does the baby seem like she's cured? 465 00:25:33,554 --> 00:25:35,556 I have no idea. 466 00:25:43,647 --> 00:25:48,944 Our patient can either go through life with the world's longest umbilical cord, 467 00:25:49,069 --> 00:25:51,780 or we can discuss the differential for magic blood. 468 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:01,248 Baby's O2 sats are holding. 469 00:26:01,373 --> 00:26:04,710 Either you're Dr. Cheng, or you're early for my mani-pedi. 470 00:26:04,835 --> 00:26:06,795 I thought her expertise could... 471 00:26:06,920 --> 00:26:08,755 Tell us the O2 sats? 472 00:26:08,881 --> 00:26:10,507 I hope you come with some original ideas. 473 00:26:10,632 --> 00:26:12,301 Either the mom's blood is special, 474 00:26:12,426 --> 00:26:14,428 which would mean it's treating something specific, 475 00:26:14,553 --> 00:26:16,180 which means the baby has a disease. 476 00:26:16,305 --> 00:26:20,976 Or Mom's blood is just blood, and it's replacing something the baby is missing, 477 00:26:21,101 --> 00:26:23,562 which means the baby has a simple deficiency. 478 00:26:27,649 --> 00:26:28,859 Given the liver failure, 479 00:26:28,984 --> 00:26:30,736 deficiency of clotting factors, enzymes, 480 00:26:30,861 --> 00:26:32,487 or vitamins are the most likely. 481 00:26:32,613 --> 00:26:33,447 CHENG: So let's find out. 482 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:35,908 Hook the baby up to someone else's blood and see if she gets better. 483 00:26:36,033 --> 00:26:38,660 - Find a donor. - I'm O negative. Universal donor. 484 00:26:38,785 --> 00:26:40,454 (CELL PHONE VIBRATING) Hook yourself up. 485 00:26:40,579 --> 00:26:43,290 Dr. Cheng, hook me up. Walk with me. 486 00:26:45,292 --> 00:26:48,212 My team seems to have taken a shine to you. 487 00:26:48,337 --> 00:26:49,671 I like them, too. 488 00:26:49,796 --> 00:26:52,174 I assume you're hanging around, because you want a job. 489 00:26:52,299 --> 00:26:53,592 That would be a fair assumption. 490 00:26:53,717 --> 00:26:55,469 Well, I'm gonna have to test you. 491 00:26:55,594 --> 00:26:58,013 Let's say, two-year-old. 492 00:26:58,805 --> 00:27:02,601 Swallowed a coin 20 hours ago. She's gonna be fine, right? 493 00:27:02,726 --> 00:27:04,269 Any signs of obstruction? 494 00:27:04,394 --> 00:27:08,440 For the purposes of this quiz, let's say not yet. 495 00:27:09,399 --> 00:27:12,236 I'd give laxatives, although I wouldn't wait too long. 496 00:27:12,361 --> 00:27:15,572 Her bowel could become ischemic, or worse, an intussusception. 497 00:27:15,697 --> 00:27:16,907 Define "too long." 498 00:27:17,032 --> 00:27:18,617 Another six hours, max. 499 00:27:18,742 --> 00:27:21,578 By then, her system's clear. If it's not out, it's not coming out. 500 00:27:21,703 --> 00:27:23,497 And then what do I do? 501 00:27:23,622 --> 00:27:25,707 I mean, what do you do? It's your test. 502 00:27:25,832 --> 00:27:28,543 I'd go in with a scope and get it. 503 00:27:28,877 --> 00:27:30,462 Did I pass? 504 00:27:30,671 --> 00:27:33,090 It's not up to me. Talk to Taub. 505 00:27:39,179 --> 00:27:40,222 Men's room? 506 00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,516 Turns out toilets are handy in this situation. 507 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,935 And I felt relatively sure that Cuddy wouldn't come in. 508 00:27:45,435 --> 00:27:46,728 Oh, Cuddy's been in here. 509 00:27:47,354 --> 00:27:50,649 Seriously? This must be a terrible place to have... 510 00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:51,858 (GRUNTS) 511 00:27:51,984 --> 00:27:53,944 ls there such a place? 512 00:27:54,361 --> 00:27:57,406 We have six more hours, then we're going in with a scope and pulling it out. 513 00:27:57,531 --> 00:27:59,658 Scope a two-year-old? It's dangerous. 514 00:27:59,783 --> 00:28:03,078 And as you keep pointing out, so is a dime ripping through her intestines. 515 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:05,038 Cuddy will be home from work in six hours. 516 00:28:05,163 --> 00:28:07,291 But no big deal. I'll just scream, "Look over there" 517 00:28:07,416 --> 00:28:09,751 while you quickly shove a scope up her daughter's rectum. 518 00:28:09,876 --> 00:28:12,004 I could offer to babysit again. Let her have the night out. 519 00:28:12,129 --> 00:28:14,214 Sure, that won't raise any suspicions. 520 00:28:16,174 --> 00:28:18,010 I wish I was nicer. 521 00:28:21,138 --> 00:28:23,181 Give me your radiation dosimeter. 522 00:28:23,307 --> 00:28:24,474 Why? 523 00:28:24,599 --> 00:28:25,767 Because it matches my eyes. 524 00:28:56,757 --> 00:28:59,217 I think we can say this isn't working. 525 00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:01,595 We'll get her back on your blood. That'll help for now. 526 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:03,597 But this means there's an infection. 527 00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:05,265 First we need to identify it. 528 00:29:05,390 --> 00:29:08,310 We know it's in her liver, so we'll get a sample. 529 00:29:08,435 --> 00:29:10,771 Then we can figure out how to help her get better. 530 00:29:12,731 --> 00:29:17,069 I had this baby because I wanted a chance to be a special mom, 531 00:29:17,986 --> 00:29:19,946 but not this way. 532 00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:34,795 Problems in radiology. 533 00:29:35,796 --> 00:29:39,257 A radiation dosimeter badge turned positive. 534 00:29:39,383 --> 00:29:41,510 I could have a CT scanner that's leaking, 535 00:29:41,635 --> 00:29:44,638 or a spilled vial of thallium somewhere. 536 00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:45,972 I don't even know whose badge it was. 537 00:29:46,098 --> 00:29:47,599 The code was scratched off. 538 00:29:48,767 --> 00:29:51,395 That had to be intentional, I mean, why would anyone... 539 00:29:51,520 --> 00:29:55,065 I don't know. All I know is that I'm gonna need to work late. 540 00:29:55,482 --> 00:29:57,859 I was actually hoping that you could babysit. 541 00:29:59,486 --> 00:30:01,780 No. Not two nights in a row. Please. 542 00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:02,989 Please? 543 00:30:03,115 --> 00:30:04,324 I have a life, you know? 544 00:30:07,786 --> 00:30:09,496 I will make it worth your while. 545 00:30:11,415 --> 00:30:15,001 I am not going to bargain babysitting for sex. 546 00:30:17,295 --> 00:30:19,339 Who the hell said that? 547 00:30:19,464 --> 00:30:21,883 - Of course I will. - Thank you. 548 00:30:31,643 --> 00:30:33,937 That thing's nearly as big as she is. 549 00:30:34,062 --> 00:30:37,524 Don't worry. I've done this at least once before. 550 00:30:37,649 --> 00:30:39,276 (BABY GRUNTING) 551 00:30:44,448 --> 00:30:45,949 Advance another centimeter, and you're in. 552 00:30:50,579 --> 00:30:52,956 God, that looks awful. Is that from the infection? 553 00:30:53,081 --> 00:30:54,332 No. 554 00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:56,960 Means we were wrong. 555 00:30:57,335 --> 00:30:59,045 It's a melanoma. 556 00:31:00,839 --> 00:31:02,757 You mean like skin cancer? 557 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:05,552 How did she get that? She's never been outside. 558 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:07,846 But you have. 559 00:31:09,598 --> 00:31:11,892 You're saying I gave my baby cancer? 560 00:31:28,116 --> 00:31:31,161 TAUB: I found a mole under the nail on her left index finger. 561 00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:33,538 The biopsy revealed it's melanoma. 562 00:31:35,624 --> 00:31:36,917 That's it? 563 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:38,919 And how come no one got me food? 564 00:31:39,127 --> 00:31:40,253 What do you mean, "That's it?" 565 00:31:40,378 --> 00:31:41,880 The woman has melanoma, she could die if we don't... 566 00:31:42,005 --> 00:31:43,215 Boring. 567 00:31:43,340 --> 00:31:45,759 Since the baby has a melanoma, we kind of already knew Mom had it. 568 00:31:45,884 --> 00:31:47,511 Yes, but now we know where it is, 569 00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:50,514 so we can treat it much more effectively, so... 570 00:31:50,639 --> 00:31:51,806 Great. So treat her. 571 00:31:51,932 --> 00:31:53,391 Also boring. 572 00:31:53,517 --> 00:31:57,979 What's interesting is that Mom's melanoma spread to the baby in utero, 573 00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:01,191 which means it's metastatic, which means it's late stage. 574 00:32:01,733 --> 00:32:06,404 How many people with late-stage melanoma are as healthy as she is? 575 00:32:06,988 --> 00:32:08,782 Clearly something's going on in Mom's blood 576 00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:10,909 that's treating her melanoma as well as her baby's. 577 00:32:11,034 --> 00:32:11,910 Antibodies. 578 00:32:12,035 --> 00:32:13,787 If her immune system was fighting the melanoma, 579 00:32:13,912 --> 00:32:14,996 it never would have spread. 580 00:32:15,121 --> 00:32:16,915 Exactly, which means it's fighting something else. 581 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:19,251 And the melanoma cells are getting caught in the crossfire. 582 00:32:19,376 --> 00:32:21,628 So what's Mom's immune system really shooting at? 583 00:32:21,753 --> 00:32:23,672 Sclerodenna can cause cancer-fighting antibodies. 584 00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:26,258 So can Churg-Strauss, pretty much any auto-immune disease. 585 00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:29,803 Or infections that cause granulomas, TB, mycobacteria. 586 00:32:29,928 --> 00:32:32,556 See, Dr. Cheng? This is not boring. 587 00:32:32,847 --> 00:32:35,642 Start with auto-immune. Go test her blood. 588 00:32:35,767 --> 00:32:37,811 And leave your food. 589 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:45,443 Just a little pinch. 590 00:32:48,697 --> 00:32:54,035 So I'm not actually making her better, I'm making her sick. 591 00:32:54,703 --> 00:32:55,829 You can't blame yourself. 592 00:32:55,996 --> 00:33:00,000 I ate all the right foods, I read all the books and the studies. 593 00:33:00,208 --> 00:33:04,588 And I even hired a private detective to research each sperm donor. 594 00:33:06,298 --> 00:33:09,676 I just missed one big thing, my own cancer. 595 00:33:11,970 --> 00:33:15,307 I'm all done here. We'll have the results soon. 596 00:33:15,432 --> 00:33:18,560 And if that's what this is? An auto-immune disease? 597 00:33:18,685 --> 00:33:20,103 The treatment's fairly simple. 598 00:33:20,312 --> 00:33:22,063 And if it's something else? 599 00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:27,027 Let's just take this one step at a time. 600 00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:31,990 And stop beating yourself up. 601 00:33:40,707 --> 00:33:42,292 I'm sorry, Mom. 602 00:33:43,084 --> 00:33:46,796 Not just for this. But for what I said earlier. 603 00:33:48,965 --> 00:33:52,093 I was jealous and angry and I lashed out. 604 00:33:54,429 --> 00:33:56,389 You were a great mom. 605 00:33:57,015 --> 00:33:59,100 You are a great mom. 606 00:34:03,021 --> 00:34:05,190 I don't deserve such a good daughter. 607 00:34:15,784 --> 00:34:18,078 Negative for scleroderma. 608 00:34:18,203 --> 00:34:21,665 So, what did House want earlier? 609 00:34:22,832 --> 00:34:23,875 He just gave me a little quiz. 610 00:34:24,000 --> 00:34:25,543 Then said he was okay with hiring me. 611 00:34:25,669 --> 00:34:27,253 But that it was your decision. 612 00:34:27,754 --> 00:34:28,963 Negative for dermatomyositis. 613 00:34:29,089 --> 00:34:31,716 He's just saying that to set me up. 614 00:34:32,133 --> 00:34:34,010 So, you're not offering me the job? 615 00:34:34,135 --> 00:34:37,097 If he wants me to offer you the job, something's going on. 616 00:34:38,473 --> 00:34:40,558 That was my thinking, too. 617 00:34:40,684 --> 00:34:42,018 It's not lupus. 618 00:34:42,143 --> 00:34:44,020 Things with House are never as simple as they seem. 619 00:34:44,145 --> 00:34:45,522 Trust me, he's got an ulterior motive, 620 00:34:45,647 --> 00:34:47,899 and I gotta figure it out before I do anything. 621 00:34:48,024 --> 00:34:49,067 Okay- 622 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,822 (SIGHS) Mom's negative for Churg-Strauss. This isn't auto-immune. 623 00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:57,951 Time to scan her for infections that could cause granulomas. 624 00:35:02,122 --> 00:35:04,332 Third poop in the last half-hour, 625 00:35:04,833 --> 00:35:05,917 still nothing. 626 00:35:06,042 --> 00:35:07,168 HOUSE: All right, that's it. 627 00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:12,173 Time's up. Operation Valkyrie is now in effect. 628 00:35:22,934 --> 00:35:25,687 Either it's a trap or it's not. Just hire her. 629 00:35:25,812 --> 00:35:27,981 Lungs clear for granulomas. 630 00:35:28,106 --> 00:35:29,816 Yeah, who cares? 631 00:35:29,941 --> 00:35:32,777 Did you enjoy that bear trap snapping on your leg yesterday? 632 00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:35,155 You realize it's just a metaphorical trap. 633 00:35:35,280 --> 00:35:36,865 You'll still have all your limbs. 634 00:35:37,532 --> 00:35:40,493 Fourth rib, about the mid-clavicular line. 635 00:35:41,119 --> 00:35:42,620 You're over-thinking this. 636 00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:44,372 House fired my pick sight unseen. 637 00:35:44,497 --> 00:35:46,458 He was never even interested in Chase's pick, 638 00:35:46,583 --> 00:35:49,085 he was only obsessed with how she reflected on Chase. 639 00:35:49,210 --> 00:35:52,464 Dr. Cheng is the only candidate he's actually responded to. 640 00:35:52,589 --> 00:35:55,884 You wanted House invested. He is. Hire her. 641 00:35:56,426 --> 00:35:59,095 And you think I'm over-thinking this? 642 00:35:59,721 --> 00:36:01,181 Shut up and hire her. 643 00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:06,186 Look. 644 00:36:07,896 --> 00:36:09,939 Oat cell lung cancer. 645 00:36:10,356 --> 00:36:12,484 She has two cancers? 646 00:36:14,277 --> 00:36:16,404 Cancer treating cancer. 647 00:36:22,786 --> 00:36:24,913 TAUB: You have lung cancer. 648 00:36:30,168 --> 00:36:32,378 I thought I had skin cancer. 649 00:36:32,504 --> 00:36:35,715 As unlikely as it sounds, you have both. 650 00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:40,178 Actually, the lung cancer is basically treating the skin cancer. 651 00:36:40,345 --> 00:36:41,888 It's why you're not feeling sick. 652 00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:43,973 And why your blood's helping your baby. 653 00:36:44,098 --> 00:36:46,100 TAUB: We found it early, so it should be treatable. 654 00:36:46,226 --> 00:36:49,020 In a way, your daughter saved your life. 655 00:36:49,145 --> 00:36:51,523 We'll get you set up for the surgery and start you on chemo. 656 00:36:53,233 --> 00:36:55,109 What about Kayla? 657 00:36:55,235 --> 00:36:57,612 She'll only need the chemo. 658 00:36:57,987 --> 00:36:59,239 Can't you just keep giving her my blood? 659 00:36:59,364 --> 00:37:01,032 Not once we cut out the tumor. 660 00:37:01,157 --> 00:37:02,659 Your body will stop making the antibodies 661 00:37:02,784 --> 00:37:05,119 that are keeping your baby healthy. 662 00:37:05,245 --> 00:37:07,372 Can you hold off on my surgery? 663 00:37:07,497 --> 00:37:11,417 Over the last day, your baby's liver tumors have shrunk 15%. 664 00:37:11,543 --> 00:37:14,045 Projecting forward, it would take eight or nine days 665 00:37:14,170 --> 00:37:16,172 to completely eradicate her cancer cells. 666 00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:18,049 So let's take the eight or nine days... 667 00:37:18,174 --> 00:37:21,094 The cancer probably won't spread in the next nine days, 668 00:37:21,219 --> 00:37:23,179 but there are other risks. 669 00:37:23,304 --> 00:37:25,473 Cancer thickens your blood, which could cause clots... 670 00:37:25,598 --> 00:37:28,726 And what are the risks to putting my baby on chemo? 671 00:37:28,852 --> 00:37:32,772 It could damage her brain, or affect her development. 672 00:37:32,897 --> 00:37:35,900 But these risks are small compared to the risks that you would be taking 673 00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:39,237 by leaving your cancers untreated. 674 00:37:42,198 --> 00:37:44,242 - I want to wait. - Mom, are you listening? 675 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:46,995 This is way too dangerous. 676 00:37:47,871 --> 00:37:50,832 I'll take the risks. I want what's best for my daughter. 677 00:37:50,957 --> 00:37:53,209 I'm your daughter, too. 678 00:37:53,334 --> 00:37:55,253 She's a baby. You're an adult. 679 00:37:55,378 --> 00:37:58,631 So, what? I don't need my mom anymore? 680 00:37:58,756 --> 00:38:02,510 No. You never did. Because I wasn't there for you. 681 00:38:02,635 --> 00:38:04,220 But look at you. You turned out great. 682 00:38:04,345 --> 00:38:07,515 You don't know if I'm great. You don't know me at all. 683 00:38:07,640 --> 00:38:10,727 And I'm not gonna let you martyr yourself for a two-day-old infant 684 00:38:10,852 --> 00:38:15,398 just because you feel guilty, because you weren't around for me. 685 00:38:16,441 --> 00:38:20,486 I'm not martyring myself. It's nine days. 686 00:38:22,113 --> 00:38:24,407 Let's hold off on the surgery. 687 00:38:31,039 --> 00:38:32,040 You brought food? 688 00:38:32,165 --> 00:38:34,959 This is a medical procedure, not a dinner date. 689 00:38:35,084 --> 00:38:37,462 I'm aware that this is a delicate procedure. 690 00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:40,048 I'm also aware that my hands are shaking from low blood sugar 691 00:38:40,173 --> 00:38:42,216 because I haven't eaten all day. 692 00:38:42,342 --> 00:38:46,346 So while this may seem insensitive, this crucial lifesaving moo shu... 693 00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:51,059 Where are my extra pancakes? 694 00:38:51,184 --> 00:38:54,938 Damn it. They forgot the extra pancakes in my moo shu pork. 695 00:38:55,063 --> 00:38:59,067 Every time that new girl with the blue streaks in her hair answers the phone, 696 00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:00,318 they screw up. 697 00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,448 Was she there when you picked up the food? 698 00:39:05,573 --> 00:39:07,200 You ordered extra pancakes? 699 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:10,119 How much do they cost? 700 00:39:16,167 --> 00:39:18,544 55 cents. I ordered two. 701 00:39:19,170 --> 00:39:21,714 So that means the total on the last bill was... 702 00:39:21,839 --> 00:39:23,049 Was... 703 00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:25,802 $18.42. $18.42. 704 00:39:27,762 --> 00:39:32,183 Rachel couldn't have eaten a dime, because there was no extra dime. 705 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,104 Yeah. 706 00:39:38,982 --> 00:39:44,112 So, the image that we saw on the ultrasound... 707 00:39:44,237 --> 00:39:47,073 Was obviously just a pocket of air like I said all along. 708 00:39:47,198 --> 00:39:49,993 But you saw the worst-case scenario, 709 00:39:50,118 --> 00:39:52,412 like every irrational, worried parent. 710 00:39:53,329 --> 00:39:55,790 You'd make a terrible mommy. 711 00:39:58,084 --> 00:39:59,877 Throw me some dumplings. 712 00:40:12,015 --> 00:40:14,100 Mom, I brought you some... 713 00:40:15,226 --> 00:40:16,477 Mom? 714 00:40:18,271 --> 00:40:19,605 Mom! 715 00:40:21,607 --> 00:40:22,900 Mom? 716 00:40:26,863 --> 00:40:29,907 We need help in here! Somebody help us! 717 00:40:34,203 --> 00:40:38,249 TAUB: Massive pulmonary embolism. She died in seconds. 718 00:40:38,875 --> 00:40:41,002 Wouldn't have happened if she'd let us remove the tumor. 719 00:40:41,127 --> 00:40:42,628 Probably not. 720 00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:46,340 Post-mortem, we were able to harvest all of her blood. 721 00:40:46,466 --> 00:40:49,010 It's enough to treat the baby. 722 00:40:49,385 --> 00:40:51,179 That's something. 723 00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:53,890 Pretty amazing case. 724 00:40:54,474 --> 00:40:55,600 Thanks for your help. 725 00:40:55,725 --> 00:40:58,019 I was glad for the chance to work it with you. 726 00:40:58,144 --> 00:41:00,229 I've thought about it, 727 00:41:00,396 --> 00:41:04,901 and I'd like to formally offer you the job. 728 00:41:07,320 --> 00:41:10,406 It's funny. I wanted to work on House's team 729 00:41:10,531 --> 00:41:12,325 until I started working with his team. 730 00:41:12,450 --> 00:41:14,160 Yeah, I know. Chase and Foreman can get a little... 731 00:41:14,285 --> 00:41:15,703 Actually, it's you. 732 00:41:16,621 --> 00:41:19,540 I get that House is an ass, but at least he owns it. 733 00:41:19,665 --> 00:41:23,586 You don't understand. This whole thing was just a game to House. 734 00:41:23,711 --> 00:41:25,088 I didn't have a choice, but... 735 00:41:25,213 --> 00:41:27,340 You're a grown man, Dr. Taub. 736 00:41:28,174 --> 00:41:30,051 You can make whatever choices you want. 737 00:41:30,176 --> 00:41:32,011 And instead of hiring me when he said you could, 738 00:41:32,136 --> 00:41:35,681 you chose to act like a paranoid, scared little kid. 739 00:41:36,474 --> 00:41:38,267 I hate kids. 740 00:41:40,311 --> 00:41:42,146 Goodbye, Dr. Taub. 741 00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:55,660 I'll make sure you never forget her. 742 00:41:56,202 --> 00:41:58,246 And what she did for you. 743 00:42:02,917 --> 00:42:06,337 She was just trying to be the best mom in the world. 744 00:42:10,341 --> 00:42:12,260 She was. 745 00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:16,889 (SNIFFLES) 746 00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:18,224 (DOOR OPENING) 747 00:42:30,027 --> 00:42:32,155 (RACHEL GRUNTS ON RADIO) 748 00:42:33,489 --> 00:42:34,490 (SIGHS) 749 00:42:35,658 --> 00:42:37,702 This one's all yours. 750 00:42:39,203 --> 00:42:41,372 What happened to helping out? 751 00:42:41,747 --> 00:42:43,291 I did. 752 00:43:01,934 --> 00:43:04,020 CUDDY: Did someone go poopy? RACHEL: Mmm-hmm. 753 00:43:05,980 --> 00:43:07,982 (DIAPER RIPPING) (RACHEL GIGGLING) 754 00:43:08,107 --> 00:43:10,818 What... How did you eat a dime? 755 00:43:12,570 --> 00:43:13,988 House.