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(EERIE MUSIC
PLAYING ON TV)
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(DOOR CREAKS OPEN)
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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Billy?
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Is anyone here?
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(THUNDER RUMBLING)
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Billy?
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(SIREN WAILING
IN THE DISTANCE)
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- BILLY: Hey.
- Hey.
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I just noticed the front door was open.
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Maybe you left it that way?
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I don't know,
I thought I heard something.
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I mean, I know the whole house creaks,
but I was just...
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You have any doubts,
go to the Cassanos'.
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I'm in the car,
I'm a few blocks away.
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No, I'm sure it's nothing. Love you.
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(THUDDING)
(GASPS)
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(DOOR CREAKING)
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(WINDOW SQU EAKING)
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(BREATHING NERVOUSLY)
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(SIGHS)
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(DOOR SLAMS)
(GASPS)
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(PANTING)
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Oh, God.
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The door banged shut,
I'm sure it was just the wind. God.
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It's okay.
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It's okay, it's just me.
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Huh.
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You all right?
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(VOMITING)
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Margaret.
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Hey!
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(COUGHING)
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Margaret! You okay?
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My stomach!
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I set it!
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You're jealous of my new cane,
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so you hired a new doctor
that you could lean on.
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Exactly. Nothing to do with the fact
that you instructed me to hire one.
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Dr. House, this is Dr. Kelly Benedict,
your new fellow.
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Nice to meet you.
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Um...
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I just finished
my psychiatry residency at St Jude's.
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And I loved studying the mind,
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but I thought I could make
more of a difference, or at least...
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Man, you're hot.
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I mean, seriously.
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Thirty-year-old female...
I know what you're thinking.
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"She looks like Cameron, and he's hired
her solely to sleep with her."
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No. None of us were thinking that.
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Well, you should have.
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But you'd be foolishly wrong.
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Yes, he's been dating
at a near-Clooney pace recently,
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but at this point, the only hole he's
trying to fill is the one in his soul.
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Which means it's the emotional
connection with Cameron he misses.
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Did you ever marry a dying man,
and if so, did you freeze his sperm?
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Okay, so Cameron's his ex,
but the sperm...
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She's not like Cameron.
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Then why did you make her
wear Cameron's clothes?
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No. I'm wearing my own clothes.
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FOREMAN: Thirty-year-old female.
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Severe vomiting and abdominal pain,
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preceded by three days of moderate
pain, slightly elevated LFTs.
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Could be lead...
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Ah-ah-ah. If I know Dr. Shameron,
and I think I do,
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she'll want this chance
for a little stuff-strutting.
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Okay. Hepatitis A...
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Serologies are negative.
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Right. Uh...
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- Appendicitis...
- That hasn't ruptured by now?
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It's hepatic fibrosis.
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At the risk
of having Foreman snark at me, too,
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lead poisoning could also work.
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Liver angiogram to check for fibrosis,
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search the home for heavy metals.
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What's your position
on the legality of illegal break-ins?
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That's more of a second-week
type activity. We'll do the angiogram.
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I'll meet you in radiology, third floor.
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She was nervous. Give her a break.
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Oh.
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And she's not like Cameron.
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True.
Cameron had much smaller breasts.
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By which I mean, she was smarter.
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How are things going with Cuddy?
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Great.
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We've gotten to fifth base.
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That's two home runs,
and then she gives me back a triple.
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I could see you on this one.
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Am I wearing a dashiki?
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(LAUGHS)
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Easy Rider auditions
ended four decades ago.
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Are you sleeping over there yet?
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Nope. She comes over,
we hook up, she leaves.
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Whose idea was that?
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Mine.
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But I let her think it's hers.
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It's the fun of a relationship.
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You get the sex, the dinners,
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videogame partnership.
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I also get a full night's sleep.
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Okay. Taking it slow.
That could work.
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You are spending time with the kid.
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As little as possible.
That is one boring child.
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- House, she's a toddler.
- I know.
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Grading on a curve.
It's that bad.
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You think you were a scintillating wit
at two and a half?
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I wasn't trying to eat shoes.
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Cuddy could have adopted
a golden retriever.
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Yeah, things are definitely going great.
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We'll get to it when we get to it.
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You really like these, or are you just
avoiding a touchy conversation?
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Nah. This one's too metrosexual,
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this one is too heterosexual.
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They're identical.
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Do you even want my input?
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No.
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Then why did you invite me?
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Who would drive my car home
if I buy a bike?
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You did fine.
House is just trying to get at me.
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And he's wrong, by the way.
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I hired you because you were
the most qualified applicant.
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Injecting dye.
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Dr. Foreman didn't seem
to like me, either.
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Oh, well, he takes a little while
to warm up.
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In my case, I'm hoping
year seven does the trick.
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Tapering cutoff in the left branch
of the hepatic artery.
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Tumour?
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Looks more like scar tissue.
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From what? Surgery?
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Probably.
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Look at her rib cage.
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KELLY: She broke five or six bones
at some point.
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She didn't tell us about this?
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No, she didn't.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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I checked the pipes and the paint.
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It's not lead poisoning.
You got anything?
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Yeah. I was looking around,
and in the corner over there,
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I found a question about why you have
a problem with our new doctor.
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Sorry. We should all be super polite
in the DDxs, fail to correct each other,
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and then treat patients
for diseases they don't have.
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Dude, is this about Thirteen?
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(LAUGHS) No.
Why are you calling me "dude"?
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Maybe it's hard seeing House replace her
when you still got feelings?
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One, I don't have feelings for Thirteen
beyond friendship,
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two, it's a temporary replacement,
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and three, "Dude"?
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It felt right.
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The day the patient collapsed,
she say where she was working?
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A cleaning job in Summit,
then she went straight home.
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Then why's she got a credit card receipt
for lunch from a cafe in Trenton?
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I'm not hiding anything.
I just got the days wrong.
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I worked in Trenton on Tuesday,
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I worked in Summit on Monday.
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I guess it slipped my mind.
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And breaking eight ribs,
that slip your mind, too?
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(SIGHS) You know how I was on
the cycling team when I was at UMass?
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Well, during training, I fell off
my bike, right onto a sprinkler head.
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Why didn't you tell us?
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That was 10 years ago.
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I didn't think it could be related
to my stomach problems.
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We're gonna need
to see the records from the operation.
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You think it is related?
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The strange stuff
we found in your liver,
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it's probably hepatic fibrosis,
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but it could also just be a screw-up
from your old surgery.
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The operation was done
at the university hospital.
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Hopefully, they still have the records.
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HOUSE: Come back.
Just one more time. You'll love it.
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My wrists are tired.
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I can't defeat NoobDecimator98
all alone. Come on, we're a team.
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You understand, right?
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Babysitter's leaving in half an hour.
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Oops! You're right.
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Scram, I got a massage
coming by in five.
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It was at that moment she realized
the romance was already gone.
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Headshofl
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(GUN FIRING ON TV)
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(CHITTERING)
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Oh! Hi.
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Hi.
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I called UMass. There's no record
of any surgery for Margaret.
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You use her maiden name?
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No, Kelly knows nothing
about the concept of married names.
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It wasn't covered
in her psychiatry residency.
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Margaret was never even registered
at the university.
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Call the other hospitals in the area.
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Done. Nothing.
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So I ran her social security number
through one of those websites.
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Her number matches her name.
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But she's got no credit history
until three years ago.
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And based on her number,
she was born around 1945.
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She stole someone's identity.
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(PAGERS BEEPING)
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TAUB: Supraventricular tachycardia,
150 bpm.
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- CHASE: Carotid massage?
- Not responding.
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- I'll get the adenosine.
- TAUB: Tried already.
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Get the pacemaker,
we can overdrive her.
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(GASPING)
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Dorothy. Dorothy. Dorothy, dear.
It's Aunt Em, darling.
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What's wrong with me?
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Well, on the one hand, you've got some
mysterious heart and tummy problems.
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On the other, you look great
for a 65-year-old.
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So who are you?
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And no, that's not some weird
Canadian pronunciation of "how."
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They're saying
you changed your identity.
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What are they talking about, Margaret?
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I don't know.
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Well, that falls
in the "obviously stupid lie" category.
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Which you're familiar with from the one
you told us about your bike accident.
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You thought we'd never check?
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Five years ago, I was married.
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Who was he?
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Just a guy. I met him in high school.
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He was older.
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He used to get jealous, do drugs.
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Those broken bones?
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He would tell me
to take off all my clothes,
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so he could inspect me,
then he would hit me.
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I got a restraining order, ran away.
And he found me anyway.
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That's when he broke my ribs.
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I moved away again, to Arizona.
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Came back from work one day,
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he'd broken in,
fed pesticides to my dog, killed her.
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I bought a dead woman's identity,
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changed my name, moved here.
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Is this related to why you were
in Trenton yesterday?
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There's a support group
for abused women at Trenton General.
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I go a lot.
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What's his name?
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Please don't do this. I don't...
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Just tell me.
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Carl.
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Carl what?
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This is why I didn't tell you.
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'Cause you go confront him,
he'll kill you.
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Well, I got another name
you could tell us instead. Yours.
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It's Jenny.
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Now, some person seemed to think
that I was not being fair to you
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in our last DDx,
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because I made you nervous.
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So this time, I'm gonna put you at ease.
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It's just you and old Doc House.
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Couple of pals chittin' the chat.
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Why not just place her chair above a
trap door with a shark tank underneath?
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Because Wednesday's
when I get my shark tank cleaned.
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Also, because I'm giving her a chance.
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You're giving her a test.
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This whole job is a test.
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I'm giving her the chance
to fail it sooner rather than later.
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Or pass.
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Arrhythmia and elevated LFTs rule out
hepatic fibrosis. So heart and stomach.
253
00:14:28,139 --> 00:14:29,807
Gastritis.
Explains the stomach, not the heart.
254
00:14:29,932 --> 00:14:32,018
Atrial fibrillation?
Explains the heart, not the stomach.
255
00:14:32,143 --> 00:14:34,645
Sorry, sorry. Cystitis.
256
00:14:34,770 --> 00:14:36,898
Explains the... Nothing.
257
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:38,733
I meant cholecystitis.
258
00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,401
Would have showed up
on the physical exam.
259
00:14:40,526 --> 00:14:41,819
Do we have to sit here all day?
260
00:14:41,944 --> 00:14:43,613
You got a better answer
than she does, then let's hear it.
261
00:14:43,738 --> 00:14:45,865
I'm sure she's already starting
to think how,
262
00:14:45,990 --> 00:14:49,118
if we add the symptoms
to an abusive ex,
263
00:14:49,243 --> 00:14:52,830
the fact that she'd just eaten,
the opened door...
264
00:14:55,041 --> 00:14:56,667
Rhymes with "moison"?
265
00:14:56,792 --> 00:14:59,045
You think her ex-husband
tried to poison her?
266
00:14:59,754 --> 00:15:03,090
Even if he found her somehow,
these abusers have a pattern.
267
00:15:03,299 --> 00:15:06,511
He beat her with his hands.
Poison's too impersonal, it doesn't fit.
268
00:15:06,636 --> 00:15:08,804
Exactly, but the counterargument is...
269
00:15:08,930 --> 00:15:10,056
(BARKS)
270
00:15:10,765 --> 00:15:12,183
Her ex poisoned her dog.
271
00:15:13,100 --> 00:15:14,101
Oh.
272
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:15,311
Right.
273
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:19,106
She said he used pesticides.
He could have stuck some in her dinner.
274
00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,067
Treat with pralidoxime.
275
00:15:23,110 --> 00:15:24,028
A for effort?
276
00:15:33,079 --> 00:15:37,333
House was wrong trying to come up with
a complicated reason you hired Kelly.
277
00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:40,127
Thank you.
278
00:15:40,253 --> 00:15:42,088
It's actually quite simple.
279
00:15:42,213 --> 00:15:44,257
You think she's hot
and you want to sleep with her.
280
00:15:44,382 --> 00:15:45,967
(SCOFFS)
281
00:15:46,092 --> 00:15:48,594
Well, it's nice to see you finally
taking an interest in my life.
282
00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:49,762
We should go bowling sometime.
283
00:15:49,887 --> 00:15:52,932
I'm just saying if you spend all your
off-work time and energy getting laid,
284
00:15:53,057 --> 00:15:54,517
it's gonna spill into your work as well.
285
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,978
She's smart.
You didn't interview her.
286
00:15:57,103 --> 00:16:01,190
I did glance at her résumé.
Middling grades, middling med school.
287
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:04,944
She was editor
for Rutgers' daily undergrad newspaper.
288
00:16:05,069 --> 00:16:08,447
That shows a lot more guts and
determination than med school grades.
289
00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:10,116
Uh-huh?
290
00:16:11,158 --> 00:16:13,035
How long did you interview her?
291
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:14,912
Forty-five minutes, at least.
292
00:16:15,037 --> 00:16:18,457
How much of that
was after you decided to hire her?
293
00:16:19,125 --> 00:16:21,502
You saw what you wanted to see.
294
00:16:25,089 --> 00:16:26,882
This guy broke into our house?
295
00:16:27,216 --> 00:16:28,467
That's the theory.
296
00:16:28,593 --> 00:16:31,053
I don't know. It could be true.
297
00:16:31,887 --> 00:16:34,557
And you didn't tell me about him
because you didn't trust me?
298
00:16:34,682 --> 00:16:36,017
I just didn't want you to get involved.
299
00:16:36,142 --> 00:16:38,894
I'm already involved.
We're married.
300
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:42,648
It was the worst time in my life.
I wanted to block it out.
301
00:16:43,357 --> 00:16:44,567
I'm sorry.
302
00:16:46,485 --> 00:16:47,778
I gotta get out of here.
303
00:16:47,903 --> 00:16:49,030
Where are you going?
304
00:16:49,155 --> 00:16:50,489
I don't know.
305
00:16:56,662 --> 00:16:57,913
Cunov: Hey.
306
00:17:00,082 --> 00:17:01,334
So I'm seeing you tonight.
307
00:17:01,459 --> 00:17:02,960
Yes.
308
00:17:03,085 --> 00:17:04,962
And you would have
even if you hadn't told me that.
309
00:17:05,087 --> 00:17:08,257
I was just wondering...
Your masseuse?
310
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:09,467
Brandi.
311
00:17:09,592 --> 00:17:13,429
I'm sure I'm imagining this, although
not as sure now that I know her name,
312
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:18,184
but she seems a little...
How do I say this? I don't know.
313
00:17:19,060 --> 00:17:21,145
A bit slutty.
Well, she is a hooker.
314
00:17:22,104 --> 00:17:24,940
If she's not slutty,
she's doing something wrong.
315
00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,275
What?
316
00:17:26,776 --> 00:17:28,235
Did you have sex with her?
317
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:29,612
Yesterday?
318
00:17:30,279 --> 00:17:33,407
Ah! You're getting confused
by the hooker thing.
319
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:36,118
No, of course not. I'm dating you.
320
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:39,163
But you used to have sex with her?
321
00:17:40,081 --> 00:17:43,501
Well, it was a massage-plus-happy-ending
sort of thing.
322
00:17:44,377 --> 00:17:47,129
Now it's more of a sad ending.
323
00:17:47,797 --> 00:17:49,507
Because of you.
324
00:17:52,176 --> 00:17:56,055
I've tried 15 different massage
therapists in the last few years.
325
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:58,265
I don't know why,
but she's the best I've found.
326
00:17:58,391 --> 00:18:00,101
She makes my leg feel better.
327
00:18:00,226 --> 00:18:02,978
So you really think
that I would be okay with you
328
00:18:03,104 --> 00:18:06,107
getting a massage from a hooker
you used to have sex with?
329
00:18:06,232 --> 00:18:07,775
You don't mind the massage part.
330
00:18:07,900 --> 00:18:10,194
You mind the sex part,
which doesn't exist any more.
331
00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:12,071
I know a great physical therapist.
332
00:18:12,196 --> 00:18:14,407
I will give you her number.
333
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,535
Why would I give up one who definitely
works for one who might work?
334
00:18:17,660 --> 00:18:19,036
Because I asked you to.
335
00:18:19,161 --> 00:18:21,372
Well, that's not really
an argument now, is it?
336
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:25,376
I won't see you
until you stop seeing her.
337
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:30,381
Well, that's an argument.
338
00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:34,427
How's our patient doing?
339
00:18:34,802 --> 00:18:39,765
Well, she's stable but it's too early
to tell if the pralidoxime is working.
340
00:18:41,016 --> 00:18:43,728
Come on, go home. You can't re-cram
all of med school right now.
341
00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:46,272
I'm feeling a lot of pressure here.
342
00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:48,023
You were the editor
of your school paper,
343
00:18:48,149 --> 00:18:50,735
I think you know
how to deal with pressure.
344
00:18:51,986 --> 00:18:53,112
No, I wasn't.
345
00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:57,283
On your résumé, it said, "Rutgers
Daily Herald, Editor." Didn't it?
346
00:18:57,408 --> 00:18:58,909
I wasn't head of the paper.
347
00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:00,828
That's called "Editor-in-Chief."
348
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:02,997
I was just a writer.
We're all called editors.
349
00:19:03,122 --> 00:19:04,165
Ah.
350
00:19:05,249 --> 00:19:07,251
Did you hire me because of that?
351
00:19:07,626 --> 00:19:08,669
Not entirely.
352
00:19:08,794 --> 00:19:11,338
Look, if you're having
buyers' remorse...
353
00:19:11,464 --> 00:19:13,507
(STAMMERING)
I'm not. I'm not.
354
00:19:13,632 --> 00:19:17,136
You might wanna check out
volume two on infectious diseases.
355
00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:18,721
(PAGER BEEPS)
356
00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:23,100
Patient's husband
just got admitted to the ER.
357
00:19:30,107 --> 00:19:34,987
Let's say you had
a really fantastic handyman.
358
00:19:36,322 --> 00:19:39,909
I was hoping you'd interrupt my cooking
to ask about handymen.
359
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,035
Do go on.
360
00:19:41,202 --> 00:19:44,205
Would Sam ask you to stop using him,
361
00:19:44,330 --> 00:19:46,874
because you might have had a sexual
relationship with him in the past?
362
00:19:46,999 --> 00:19:50,294
Yes, the age-old
hooker-massage conundrum.
363
00:19:50,795 --> 00:19:53,005
Cuddy might have mentioned
something about it.
364
00:19:53,130 --> 00:19:57,384
Let's say you're right, completely right
about everything. Give in anyway.
365
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,762
This isn't a point of pride,
this is a point of principle.
366
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:02,932
Right, you're the Rosa Parks
of hooker massages.
367
00:20:03,057 --> 00:20:04,809
The principle is she's being irrational.
368
00:20:04,934 --> 00:20:08,187
I give in on this, it sets the stage
for the whole relationship.
369
00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:11,398
Putting up with irrationality is
the foundation for every relationship.
370
00:20:11,524 --> 00:20:13,776
I agree with Sam
when she's calling her father a monster.
371
00:20:13,901 --> 00:20:15,402
I agree with her
when she's calling him a saint.
372
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,071
And in exchange,
I get to have sex with her.
373
00:20:17,488 --> 00:20:19,782
And I'm sure
she has similar tradeoffs with me.
374
00:20:20,241 --> 00:20:22,368
Relationships are hard.
You have to make sacrifices.
375
00:20:22,827 --> 00:20:27,873
So, sacrifice being crazy.
Go get her a gift, apologize.
376
00:20:29,917 --> 00:20:32,127
You've finally made a good point.
377
00:20:33,337 --> 00:20:35,089
Which clearly you've misunderstood,
378
00:20:35,214 --> 00:20:36,757
based on how quickly you agreed.
379
00:20:36,882 --> 00:20:38,467
Kitchen's burning.
380
00:20:39,385 --> 00:20:40,386
Oh!
381
00:20:42,054 --> 00:20:44,139
We gotta get you thinking like House.
382
00:20:44,265 --> 00:20:45,182
The husband's in the ER,
383
00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:47,768
if he's got similar symptoms,
it could mean environmental.
384
00:20:47,893 --> 00:20:50,354
Which helps
our organophosphate theory.
385
00:20:50,479 --> 00:20:51,897
Or maybe it's an infection,
386
00:20:52,022 --> 00:20:53,190
which would mean we were wrong.
387
00:20:53,315 --> 00:20:54,400
Exactly.
388
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:57,236
Or maybe he just got sick
with something else.
389
00:20:57,361 --> 00:20:59,363
A coincidence? Yeah.
390
00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:02,074
Here's one big piece of advice,
391
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:03,742
House doesn't buy coincidences.
392
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:07,746
Okay. It's not environmental.
393
00:21:07,872 --> 00:21:09,623
What happened to you?
What does it look like?
394
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,667
It looks like someone kicked your arse.
What happened?
395
00:21:11,792 --> 00:21:13,002
I looked in her address book.
396
00:21:13,127 --> 00:21:14,169
There's a guy named Carl in Brooklyn.
397
00:21:14,295 --> 00:21:15,796
She told you to stay away from him.
398
00:21:15,921 --> 00:21:18,215
I'm not so good
at following directions sometimes.
399
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:23,220
I found him, I got angry,
which I also do sometimes.
400
00:21:23,345 --> 00:21:24,847
He said he didn't know
what I was talking about,
401
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,807
he wouldn't let me in,
I got more pissed.
402
00:21:26,932 --> 00:21:29,310
Next thing I know, I'm on the floor,
and he's called the cops.
403
00:21:29,435 --> 00:21:30,436
You get arrested?
404
00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,771
No, he didn't press charges.
405
00:21:32,897 --> 00:21:35,232
Well, you should press charges.
If he tried to poison her...
406
00:21:35,357 --> 00:21:38,319
No. He really didn't know
what I was talking about.
407
00:21:38,444 --> 00:21:40,195
He was just some guy
that Margaret...
408
00:21:40,321 --> 00:21:43,657
Damn it, that's not even her name,
Jenny just...
409
00:21:43,782 --> 00:21:46,619
Some guy that Jenny used to work with.
410
00:21:47,328 --> 00:21:51,165
I was stupid.
I just assumed the name Carl was...
411
00:21:54,376 --> 00:21:56,921
I just wanted to find the guy
that poisoned my wife.
412
00:21:57,046 --> 00:21:58,172
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
413
00:21:58,839 --> 00:21:59,882
What's up?
414
00:22:00,007 --> 00:22:01,759
(MACHINE BEEPING)
415
00:22:01,884 --> 00:22:04,303
Pyrexia, 103 and rising.
416
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:06,263
I'll be right up.
417
00:22:06,388 --> 00:22:09,224
Your wife just spiked a fever. What?
418
00:22:09,350 --> 00:22:10,768
What's that mean?
419
00:22:10,893 --> 00:22:12,436
She wasn't poisoned.
420
00:22:23,405 --> 00:22:24,531
What are you doing?
421
00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:28,452
Just letting you all share in the joys
of my last trip to Carlsbad Caverns.
422
00:22:28,577 --> 00:22:30,329
Which the husband
probably would have beaten up
423
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:32,247
if he'd found it in the address book.
424
00:22:32,373 --> 00:22:34,249
Would you mind
standing next to the screen?
425
00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,752
Yeah, she'd love
to become a target for your ridicule.
426
00:22:36,877 --> 00:22:37,962
She's not already?
427
00:22:38,087 --> 00:22:39,254
Endocarditis?
428
00:22:39,380 --> 00:22:41,674
Normal EKG. No Osler nodes.
429
00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:42,800
Right, Dr. Kelly.
430
00:22:42,925 --> 00:22:43,968
Kelly's her first name.
431
00:22:44,093 --> 00:22:45,761
- What's your point, Dr. Robert?
- Run an echo.
432
00:22:45,886 --> 00:22:48,389
I already did.
No vegetations, valves are clear.
433
00:22:48,514 --> 00:22:51,100
Snapilicious!
But as I always like to say,
434
00:22:51,225 --> 00:22:53,185
it's better to be a Helpful Helen
than a Negative Nelly.
435
00:22:53,310 --> 00:22:55,729
So while you're cooking up
some ideas of your own,
436
00:22:55,854 --> 00:22:59,400
allow me to present theory 2.0
of why Chase hired you.
437
00:22:59,525 --> 00:23:01,944
Dr. Kelly, meet your doppelgéinger.
438
00:23:03,862 --> 00:23:06,073
Oh, no. Hold on a second.
439
00:23:07,449 --> 00:23:08,993
Come on. House.
440
00:23:09,118 --> 00:23:12,413
Is that...
That's Baby Chase and his mum.
441
00:23:12,538 --> 00:23:13,789
That's adorable.
442
00:23:13,914 --> 00:23:16,333
Never mind the baby.
Peep the babe.
443
00:23:16,458 --> 00:23:19,003
Note the cheekbones and eye shape.
444
00:23:19,712 --> 00:23:20,796
They do actually look alike.
445
00:23:20,921 --> 00:23:23,132
I know what you're thinking,
"Chase wants to sleep with his mom."
446
00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:25,426
But who wouldn't hit that,
if that looked like that?
447
00:23:25,551 --> 00:23:27,094
It's a classic case
of what Freud called...
448
00:23:27,219 --> 00:23:28,220
FOREMAN: Stop.
449
00:23:28,554 --> 00:23:29,847
This isn't about Chase's mother.
450
00:23:30,222 --> 00:23:31,765
- You're wrong.
- What do you mean, he's wrong?
451
00:23:31,890 --> 00:23:33,350
- It is about your mom?
- No.
452
00:23:33,475 --> 00:23:34,560
So it's about...
453
00:23:34,685 --> 00:23:38,105
I'm assuming he thought
I'd be a good member of the team.
454
00:23:38,230 --> 00:23:40,524
And on that subject,
what about Legionnaires'?
455
00:23:41,316 --> 00:23:44,403
Taub said he saw a rattle-y, old air
conditioner in the patient's house.
456
00:23:44,528 --> 00:23:46,613
I don't care if he saw her
licking a petri dish of bacilli.
457
00:23:46,739 --> 00:23:47,948
There's no lung involvement.
458
00:23:48,073 --> 00:23:49,324
All we know is we don't see it.
459
00:23:49,450 --> 00:23:51,577
Dehydration from the fever
could hide the pneumonia.
460
00:23:53,537 --> 00:23:55,164
Okay. Forget the mom theory.
461
00:23:55,289 --> 00:23:58,584
Now water the patient,
treat for Legionnaires'.
462
00:23:59,168 --> 00:24:02,588
Hey, Taub.
You didn't write up the AC system.
463
00:24:02,713 --> 00:24:04,339
Did you mention it to Kelly?
464
00:24:04,465 --> 00:24:05,507
No.
465
00:24:06,091 --> 00:24:07,509
You mentioned it to Chase?
466
00:24:08,510 --> 00:24:09,928
Yeah.
467
00:24:10,554 --> 00:24:11,555
Whose idea was Legionnaires'?
468
00:24:14,516 --> 00:24:15,350
Dr. Chase's.
469
00:24:15,476 --> 00:24:17,978
Well, you get major points
for trying to trick me.
470
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:19,897
Unfortunately,
you lose them all for failing.
471
00:24:22,524 --> 00:24:23,859
Hold that, hold that.
472
00:24:23,984 --> 00:24:26,612
See, now you're frowning,
you can really see the resemblance.
473
00:24:29,531 --> 00:24:31,200
Who gives a crap if I prepped her?
474
00:24:31,325 --> 00:24:33,577
House.
And that's just off the top of my head.
475
00:24:33,702 --> 00:24:34,828
Why are you doing this?
476
00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:36,955
You're trying to make me look bad
so you look better?
477
00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:40,292
Or you don't like her?
Or you're angry at me? What?
478
00:24:40,417 --> 00:24:43,378
We hire someone unqualified, it's just
dead weight we'll all be pulling.
479
00:24:43,504 --> 00:24:45,464
- Me especially.
- You especially, why?
480
00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:47,257
What do you mean, why?
Because I'm...
481
00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:48,967
You're what?
You're my boss or something?
482
00:24:49,510 --> 00:24:50,594
Something like.
483
00:24:50,719 --> 00:24:52,846
So that's what it is.
484
00:24:52,971 --> 00:24:55,099
You're angry that House
gave me the chance to hire someone,
485
00:24:55,224 --> 00:24:57,476
'cause you still think you're at
a different level to everyone else.
486
00:24:57,601 --> 00:24:59,478
- That's just pathetic.
- I am at a different level.
487
00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:04,191
Which is reflected in what, exactly?
Your title? No.
488
00:25:04,316 --> 00:25:09,113
Your salary? Not really.
Your responsibilities? Hardly.
489
00:25:09,238 --> 00:25:10,405
Your attitude?
490
00:25:11,490 --> 00:25:12,950
Ah.
491
00:25:13,075 --> 00:25:14,284
I think we've finally found it.
492
00:25:14,409 --> 00:25:17,454
Doesn't change the fact that you made a
bad decision because you wanna get laid.
493
00:25:17,579 --> 00:25:19,123
Or the fact that you're courageously
picking on Kelly,
494
00:25:19,248 --> 00:25:20,541
'cause you're scared to take on House.
495
00:25:21,333 --> 00:25:24,253
Congratulations. You're a real leader.
496
00:25:32,970 --> 00:25:34,221
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
497
00:25:34,346 --> 00:25:35,722
(DOOR OPENS)
498
00:25:39,393 --> 00:25:41,186
I am Felipe.
499
00:25:42,604 --> 00:25:43,647
Oh, you've got to be kidding.
500
00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:47,901
Dr. House was worried how you left
things. He is giving you massage.
501
00:25:48,026 --> 00:25:50,237
- As an admission he was wrong?
- Yes.
502
00:25:51,446 --> 00:25:55,159
Well, tell him thanks, but I have
a meeting with Dr. Schatz in 20 minutes.
503
00:25:55,284 --> 00:25:59,204
He says you would say that,
and to say, "No, you don't."
504
00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:02,124
Well, tell him he needs
to stop canceling my appointments,
505
00:26:02,249 --> 00:26:04,126
because I will just reschedule them.
506
00:26:04,251 --> 00:26:07,254
He says you would say that, and to say,
507
00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:09,590
uh,
508
00:26:12,301 --> 00:26:15,554
"That Dr. Schatz is a fat, lonely moron
509
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:19,600
"who, in an effort to have contact
with a human female,
510
00:26:19,725 --> 00:26:23,812
"makes the same exact complaint
about parking spaces every month,
511
00:26:24,354 --> 00:26:28,317
"and you know
you have to stop enabling him."
512
00:26:31,278 --> 00:26:33,530
I have great fingers.
513
00:26:39,995 --> 00:26:41,038
(MOANS)
514
00:26:41,163 --> 00:26:42,831
That's so nice.
515
00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:45,334
Thank you.
516
00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:49,922
How long have you been a masseur?
517
00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:52,591
What is that, "masseur"?
518
00:26:53,717 --> 00:26:55,510
A massage therapist?
519
00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:56,803
Oh.
520
00:26:56,929 --> 00:26:58,847
No, not long.
521
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:03,310
How did my boyfriend find you?
522
00:27:03,435 --> 00:27:04,478
Boyfriend?
523
00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:07,147
Dr. House.
524
00:27:07,773 --> 00:27:10,359
He is your boyfriend?
525
00:27:11,109 --> 00:27:13,153
Why is that surprising?
526
00:27:13,695 --> 00:27:16,990
I just mean, if he found me,
527
00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:19,368
I do not think he's got no girlfriend.
528
00:27:21,370 --> 00:27:22,955
Are you a prostitute?
529
00:27:23,080 --> 00:27:24,331
Are you a cop?
530
00:27:24,915 --> 00:27:26,458
(WHISPERS) Then no.
531
00:27:29,253 --> 00:27:30,295
Get your hands off me.
532
00:27:37,928 --> 00:27:40,138
I didn't know you smoked.
533
00:27:40,722 --> 00:27:41,807
I don't.
534
00:27:46,144 --> 00:27:47,604
I don't mind screwing up.
535
00:27:47,729 --> 00:27:49,481
I've screwed up in my life,
and I've gotten over it.
536
00:27:49,606 --> 00:27:54,111
But I'm not a cheater and I'm not
a liar, and now I feel like both.
537
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:58,782
You're right.
I'm sorry.
538
00:28:00,200 --> 00:28:02,786
You work with House,
you kind of get a messed-up perspective
539
00:28:02,911 --> 00:28:04,329
of what's permissible in the workplace.
540
00:28:05,622 --> 00:28:07,708
Maybe I should just quit.
541
00:28:07,833 --> 00:28:11,461
No. You're smart, you're hardworking.
542
00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:14,214
Yeah, but I'm not like you guys.
543
00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:16,717
Use what makes you different.
544
00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:19,052
A lot of this job is reading people,
dealing with them.
545
00:28:20,387 --> 00:28:23,557
You're a psychiatrist. Use your skills.
546
00:28:40,949 --> 00:28:42,367
You Okay?
547
00:28:43,368 --> 00:28:45,662
I checked with Trenton General.
548
00:28:45,787 --> 00:28:48,206
There's no support group
for abused women.
549
00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:49,249
Maybe it was just...
550
00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:53,337
If she was lying about that,
what else is she lying about?
551
00:28:53,462 --> 00:28:57,424
I mean, maybe she wasn't even abused.
Maybe she's a criminal.
552
00:28:57,549 --> 00:29:00,469
- Who the hell knows?
- You don't know, that's the point.
553
00:29:00,594 --> 00:29:03,847
The way she's acting,
that's the way abuse victims act.
554
00:29:03,972 --> 00:29:07,351
Their personalities are affected
by what they went through.
555
00:29:07,476 --> 00:29:08,852
They find coping mechanisms.
556
00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:11,855
I gotta talk to her
about this Trenton thing.
557
00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:16,193
If you wake her up,
make her feel defensive, it'll go bad.
558
00:29:16,777 --> 00:29:20,280
She doesn't need any more hostility
or aggression in her life.
559
00:29:23,575 --> 00:29:24,910
Okay-
560
00:29:29,498 --> 00:29:32,793
Seriously?
A massage from a male hooker?
561
00:29:33,960 --> 00:29:35,504
He was?
562
00:29:35,962 --> 00:29:36,963
Huh!
563
00:29:38,090 --> 00:29:40,092
Well, it doesn't bother me at all.
564
00:29:40,217 --> 00:29:41,843
I guess we both learned
a valuable lesson.
565
00:29:41,968 --> 00:29:45,847
Except that I didn't use
to have sex with him, you idiot.
566
00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:49,476
Plus, he was a gay hooker.
567
00:29:49,601 --> 00:29:52,938
Have you any idea how hard it is
to find a straight male hooker?
568
00:29:54,189 --> 00:29:57,025
Come on. It's a massage!
569
00:29:58,110 --> 00:29:59,861
I don't care who gives it to you.
570
00:29:59,986 --> 00:30:01,780
Why not treat me the same way?
571
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:05,492
I'm sure that some part of you
believes this idiocy,
572
00:30:05,992 --> 00:30:09,037
but you can't possibly
be stupid enough to think that
573
00:30:09,162 --> 00:30:11,415
you can convince any part of me.
574
00:30:12,541 --> 00:30:16,545
And that can only mean you're trying
to sabotage this relationship.
575
00:30:18,088 --> 00:30:20,715
Why would I do that?
We're doing fine.
576
00:30:20,841 --> 00:30:25,095
Because the next step from fine
is serious. And you can't handle that.
577
00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:28,306
So you're trying to keep me
at arm's length with all this crap.
578
00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:32,269
How about you?
579
00:30:32,394 --> 00:30:34,187
I have been completely open with you.
580
00:30:34,312 --> 00:30:35,939
You won't let me sleep over.
581
00:30:37,232 --> 00:30:39,359
You basically haven't introduced me
to your daughter.
582
00:30:39,484 --> 00:30:41,903
But do you want to spend time with her?
583
00:30:43,363 --> 00:30:47,367
Honestly, before this,
I would have said no.
584
00:30:49,161 --> 00:30:54,374
But, yeah, how are we ever gonna be
a couple if you keep hiding her from me?
585
00:30:54,791 --> 00:30:56,251
House.
586
00:30:57,794 --> 00:31:00,130
I need to protect her.
587
00:31:01,965 --> 00:31:05,552
If I let you into her life
and you go away...
588
00:31:08,597 --> 00:31:10,599
I can call it what it is.
589
00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,936
I'm not the only one who's holding back.
590
00:31:23,403 --> 00:31:25,197
Hey, baby.
591
00:31:26,573 --> 00:31:31,077
I am not getting mad.
I'm just trying to understand you here.
592
00:31:33,580 --> 00:31:37,501
But there's no meeting like
you talked about at Trenton General.
593
00:31:37,626 --> 00:31:39,711
- You see, it turns out that...
- Turns out.
594
00:31:39,836 --> 00:31:43,965
The turnout. The turnout.
It's been turned. Turning.
595
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:45,217
What?
596
00:31:45,342 --> 00:31:47,177
Turning. Hey.
597
00:31:47,302 --> 00:31:49,596
MARGARET:
The turnout. The turnout. It's turning.
598
00:31:57,270 --> 00:31:58,480
(WHIMPERING)
599
00:31:58,605 --> 00:32:00,732
(DISTORTED)
You're going to burn.
600
00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,109
(CRYING)
601
00:32:07,781 --> 00:32:09,533
What's happening to her?
602
00:32:09,658 --> 00:32:11,493
(SCREAMING)
603
00:32:35,308 --> 00:32:36,935
(CHATTERING NONSENSICALLY)
604
00:32:37,060 --> 00:32:40,313
HOUSE: It's hit her brain.
Whatever "it" is.
605
00:32:40,438 --> 00:32:43,650
Opacity in the left temporal lobe.
606
00:32:43,775 --> 00:32:45,068
It could be nothing.
607
00:32:45,193 --> 00:32:48,697
Which would get us nowhere,
so let's assume it's something.
608
00:32:48,822 --> 00:32:50,031
What kind of something?
609
00:32:50,156 --> 00:32:51,241
Abscess.
610
00:32:51,366 --> 00:32:53,493
Or lymphoma, or Wegener's.
611
00:32:53,618 --> 00:32:54,911
We'd have to biopsy it to be sure.
612
00:32:55,036 --> 00:32:57,497
Any of them could explain
all of the symptoms.
613
00:32:57,622 --> 00:33:01,084
You know,
we're assuming everything is connected.
614
00:33:02,669 --> 00:33:05,005
Because it probably is.
615
00:33:05,922 --> 00:33:08,550
But her delusions
are consistent with mental illness.
616
00:33:08,675 --> 00:33:10,677
Bipolar disease, for example.
617
00:33:10,802 --> 00:33:13,179
She's 30, it could be hitting her
right now for the first time.
618
00:33:13,305 --> 00:33:16,182
So her mind just happens to fall apart
right after her body?
619
00:33:16,308 --> 00:33:17,892
I thought I was having a bad week.
620
00:33:18,018 --> 00:33:20,061
I know it sounds coincidental, but...
621
00:33:20,186 --> 00:33:22,147
HOUSE: You know what,
I'm back to the Cameron theory.
622
00:33:22,272 --> 00:33:23,773
But you hired
the dumb version of Cameron,
623
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:25,400
so you can fire her and get revenge...
624
00:33:25,525 --> 00:33:27,319
Give her a break.
625
00:33:27,444 --> 00:33:28,820
What, you switched sides?
626
00:33:29,195 --> 00:33:32,324
Let me guess, Chase represents
the dumb version of Thirteen...
627
00:33:32,449 --> 00:33:34,451
I realized if we all just keep
pressuring Kelly,
628
00:33:34,576 --> 00:33:36,328
of course she's gonna
get stuff wrong.
629
00:33:36,453 --> 00:33:38,830
It's irresponsible of me
to let that happen.
630
00:33:40,248 --> 00:33:43,001
You are a true leader of men.
631
00:33:43,126 --> 00:33:45,211
Get someone to cut into her head
and get me a biopsy.
632
00:33:55,722 --> 00:33:57,057
(WHIRRING)
633
00:34:04,314 --> 00:34:05,398
Whoa!
634
00:34:05,523 --> 00:34:08,151
Just say "hold on" next time.
635
00:34:08,276 --> 00:34:10,654
Her temperature's normal.
636
00:34:10,779 --> 00:34:12,656
So what?
She was on the cooling blanket.
637
00:34:12,781 --> 00:34:15,367
We took her off an hour ago.
She should be febrile again.
638
00:34:18,787 --> 00:34:22,540
Tell House one of the patient's
symptoms just disappeared.
639
00:34:23,083 --> 00:34:25,168
TAUB: Could it be Legionnaires',
and our treatment worked?
640
00:34:25,293 --> 00:34:26,878
I wish, but no,
we've been hydrating her,
641
00:34:27,003 --> 00:34:28,338
and there's still no lung involvement.
642
00:34:28,463 --> 00:34:30,423
So relapsing, remitting fever.
643
00:34:30,548 --> 00:34:31,716
Malaria, dengue...
644
00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:33,301
HOUSE: Why wasn't she frozen?
645
00:34:34,761 --> 00:34:36,429
This morning.
646
00:34:36,554 --> 00:34:38,181
If you put a healthy person
on a cooling blanket,
647
00:34:38,306 --> 00:34:39,974
they'd be chilled
like a fine chardonnay.
648
00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:42,811
She's a nice warm merlot, 98.6 all day.
649
00:34:42,936 --> 00:34:44,771
I didn't want her to freeze.
650
00:34:44,896 --> 00:34:48,024
So you titrated the blanket. As
her fever dropped, you lower the power.
651
00:34:48,149 --> 00:34:49,234
Exactly.
652
00:34:50,026 --> 00:34:51,820
So it's been
on the lowest setting since when?
653
00:34:51,945 --> 00:34:53,279
Yesterday afternoon.
654
00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:56,741
Which means we could have known that
her fever was gone yesterday afternoon.
655
00:34:58,702 --> 00:35:01,996
TAUB: The fever was brief.
Sounds like a reaction to medication.
656
00:35:02,122 --> 00:35:04,624
The antibiotics? Without vomiting?
657
00:35:04,749 --> 00:35:05,834
When did she last puke?
658
00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:08,837
Not since she was admitted.
659
00:35:10,046 --> 00:35:11,506
Two down.
660
00:35:13,591 --> 00:35:15,552
Shooting for three.
661
00:35:18,096 --> 00:35:19,639
(MACHINE BEEPING)
662
00:35:21,725 --> 00:35:22,851
KELLY: You're gonna turn
her pacemaker off?
663
00:35:23,643 --> 00:35:24,894
You sure that's a good idea?
664
00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:27,147
No. But it might be.
665
00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,733
(MACHINE POWERING DOWN)
666
00:35:34,571 --> 00:35:36,322
No tachycardia.
667
00:35:37,824 --> 00:35:40,452
So only the delusions are left,
if they're even still there.
668
00:35:40,577 --> 00:35:44,289
Maybe it is a bipolar disorder.
She's female, she's 30...
669
00:35:44,414 --> 00:35:46,708
It's not a coincidence.
You gotta stop doing this.
670
00:35:46,833 --> 00:35:50,670
But it could've been prompted
by the physical symptoms.
671
00:35:54,799 --> 00:35:55,884
You couldn't be more wrong.
672
00:35:57,343 --> 00:35:59,763
You got the cause and effect backwards.
673
00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:02,474
Start her on haloperidol and lorazepam.
674
00:36:03,057 --> 00:36:07,020
Give it a few hours to take effect.
Call me when she awakes.
675
00:36:14,611 --> 00:36:16,571
Still hallucinating.
676
00:36:18,990 --> 00:36:20,074
Can you hear me?
677
00:36:23,828 --> 00:36:25,330
What are you looking at?
678
00:36:25,997 --> 00:36:27,874
The table, it's on fire.
679
00:36:28,291 --> 00:36:31,419
If it was,
you think I'd be able to do this,
680
00:36:32,086 --> 00:36:33,922
without screaming for my mommy?
681
00:36:34,422 --> 00:36:35,465
Thank you.
682
00:36:36,800 --> 00:36:39,928
Don't be too impressed. It's mostly
the happy pills you put her on.
683
00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:42,764
But she can talk to us now.
684
00:36:42,889 --> 00:36:46,768
The obviously stupid lie
you told us about your hospital records,
685
00:36:46,893 --> 00:36:48,853
it turns out to have been
un-obviously un-stupid.
686
00:36:49,854 --> 00:36:52,023
You thought you wouldn't get caught,
687
00:36:52,148 --> 00:36:54,609
'cause you thought
that you'd be cured and back home
688
00:36:54,734 --> 00:36:57,237
by the time we spoke
to the other hospital.
689
00:36:57,362 --> 00:36:59,072
Because you knew
what was wrong with you.
690
00:37:00,448 --> 00:37:03,326
Your doctor was treating you
with risperidone, right?
691
00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:04,744
That's why you were in Trenton.
692
00:37:04,869 --> 00:37:08,039
You had the stomach pain, you went to
see him, he wanted you to taper off...
693
00:37:08,164 --> 00:37:10,750
Her doctor's not in Trenton.
694
00:37:10,875 --> 00:37:12,377
Not the one you know about.
695
00:37:12,502 --> 00:37:16,756
If you haven't figured it out by now,
your wife has a secret.
696
00:37:17,423 --> 00:37:19,759
What the hell is he talking about?
697
00:37:19,884 --> 00:37:21,052
This about your ex?
698
00:37:21,177 --> 00:37:24,180
The ex was not so much a secret,
more of a lie.
699
00:37:24,305 --> 00:37:26,474
You weren't married before, were you?
700
00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:30,228
I'm sorry, I didn't want you
to know about it.
701
00:37:30,353 --> 00:37:32,188
Know about what?
702
00:37:32,313 --> 00:37:35,984
She's sick.
She's been sick for years.
703
00:37:37,652 --> 00:37:38,945
Maybe it put you on the streets,
704
00:37:39,070 --> 00:37:41,281
maybe that's where
you got the broken bones.
705
00:37:41,698 --> 00:37:44,742
She's only suffering from one condition.
706
00:37:44,868 --> 00:37:47,829
Everything else is side effects
of the drug that was treating it.
707
00:37:47,954 --> 00:37:50,748
When she stopped taking the drug,
the side effects faded,
708
00:37:50,874 --> 00:37:53,918
but the underlying disease
is still there.
709
00:37:56,129 --> 00:37:58,882
Why don't you tell your husband?
710
00:38:02,427 --> 00:38:03,720
(sesame)
711
00:38:04,971 --> 00:38:08,933
Billy, I'm schizophrenic.
712
00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:21,738
That's the kind of thing that a recent
psychiatric resident
713
00:38:21,863 --> 00:38:24,032
might have figured out.
714
00:38:32,999 --> 00:38:35,376
What the hell am I supposed to do now?
715
00:38:35,501 --> 00:38:38,421
Nothing.
Her physical symptoms are gone.
716
00:38:38,546 --> 00:38:40,840
We'll put her on a different
anti-psychotic for the mental ones.
717
00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:42,383
You can take a nap.
718
00:38:42,508 --> 00:38:44,344
This is not who I married.
719
00:38:44,469 --> 00:38:48,014
Of course she is.
You just didn't know it.
720
00:38:48,139 --> 00:38:49,807
I don't know if I can stay with her.
721
00:38:49,933 --> 00:38:52,018
Sorry, as your marriage counselor,
722
00:38:52,143 --> 00:38:54,270
I'm not allowed to talk to you
without your wife present.
723
00:38:54,395 --> 00:38:58,608
Just tell me how hard it would be for us
to handle this, medically.
724
00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:03,613
Look, if you want me to give you
a reason to leave her, fine.
725
00:39:03,738 --> 00:39:04,822
Apparently you haven't noticed,
726
00:39:04,948 --> 00:39:06,658
but she's got a serious mental illness.
727
00:39:07,659 --> 00:39:09,285
It's too hard.
728
00:39:13,414 --> 00:39:15,166
It's always hard.
729
00:39:31,766 --> 00:39:34,185
Okay, so I made a mistake.
730
00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:36,354
Kelly will make a fine doctor,
731
00:39:36,479 --> 00:39:39,190
but she's not ready for the team.
732
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:41,234
UP t0 you.
733
00:39:42,860 --> 00:39:45,905
What? You like her now?
734
00:39:46,030 --> 00:39:48,032
Nope. But she got me
to the right answer,
735
00:39:48,157 --> 00:39:49,993
which none of the rest of you did.
736
00:39:50,118 --> 00:39:53,246
If you want to give her
another shot, go for it.
737
00:39:54,205 --> 00:39:56,290
Okay. I will.
738
00:39:56,874 --> 00:39:57,917
Great.
739
00:39:58,042 --> 00:40:00,795
It'll make it easier for you
to sleep with her.
740
00:40:02,213 --> 00:40:04,340
Come on.
Why else would you have hired her?
741
00:40:04,465 --> 00:40:06,259
That's not why I hired her.
742
00:40:36,080 --> 00:40:37,373
(DOOR OPENING)
743
00:40:40,084 --> 00:40:41,002
What are you doing?
744
00:40:41,127 --> 00:40:43,379
Got bored with the porn
on my computer.
745
00:40:43,504 --> 00:40:48,968
You got any girl-on-girl-on-girl
-on-vibrating-object-on-girl stuff?
746
00:40:50,595 --> 00:40:51,888
I wouldn't have to do this
747
00:40:52,013 --> 00:40:54,557
if you'd gave me the name
of that physical therapist you like.
748
00:40:56,350 --> 00:40:57,685
You done with Brandi?
749
00:40:58,186 --> 00:40:59,228
Eh...
750
00:40:59,353 --> 00:41:00,772
Knobby hands.
751
00:41:02,273 --> 00:41:04,317
I will get you the name.
752
00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:08,529
Let's stay at my place tonight, okay?
753
00:41:09,072 --> 00:41:11,282
- Will you get cable?
- No.
754
00:41:11,407 --> 00:41:12,742
Then we'll have to have more sex.
755
00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:14,327
Okay-
756
00:41:20,333 --> 00:41:22,168
What are you doing?
757
00:41:23,211 --> 00:41:25,171
Quitting before House fires me.
758
00:41:25,880 --> 00:41:27,131
Hold on.
759
00:41:27,256 --> 00:41:28,508
We both know he is.
760
00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:33,179
But maybe there's a bright side.
761
00:41:33,304 --> 00:41:34,347
What?
762
00:41:37,725 --> 00:41:39,227
You really looked out for me.
763
00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:42,188
And you seem like a really good guy.
764
00:41:44,982 --> 00:41:48,778
And I never date anybody
who I work with, but...
765
00:41:50,780 --> 00:41:55,201
Yeah. Sorry it didn't work out.
766
00:41:58,246 --> 00:42:01,249
You want to get dinner tomorrow night?
767
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:19,934
You want some more meat?
768
00:42:20,351 --> 00:42:21,769
This is meat?
769
00:42:23,187 --> 00:42:24,856
Yes, please.
770
00:42:36,868 --> 00:42:39,620
Hey, hey, hey. Come on.
Kid, come on, come on, come on.
771
00:42:40,413 --> 00:42:41,789
Come on.
772
00:42:43,374 --> 00:42:44,750
Hey, hey.
773
00:42:59,307 --> 00:43:00,892
Aren't you adorable.