1 00:00:15,912 --> 00:00:17,789 Hey. 2 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:18,999 Hi! 3 00:00:20,042 --> 00:00:21,668 Car's full of gas. 4 00:00:23,128 --> 00:00:24,463 You sure? 5 00:00:25,172 --> 00:00:26,673 And if I'm not? 6 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:29,092 You'll be paying me back for those damn invitations. 7 00:00:29,217 --> 00:00:30,510 Oh. Well, then never mind. 8 00:00:30,636 --> 00:00:31,803 (LAUGHING) 9 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,930 Ted is a wonderful man, Dad. 10 00:00:34,056 --> 00:00:36,058 He's the second greatest guy I ever met. 11 00:00:36,183 --> 00:00:37,893 (ORGAN PLAYING) 12 00:00:38,894 --> 00:00:40,062 (SIGHS) 13 00:00:40,187 --> 00:00:41,229 Guess that's us. 14 00:00:41,355 --> 00:00:42,439 Mmm-hmm. 15 00:01:08,382 --> 00:01:09,841 (CHUCKLES) 16 00:01:11,718 --> 00:01:15,764 Into this holy estate, these two persons present now come to be joined. 17 00:01:15,889 --> 00:01:19,935 So, if any person may show just cause why they may not be joined together, 18 00:01:20,060 --> 00:01:22,813 let them speak now or forever hold their peace. 19 00:01:24,606 --> 00:01:26,108 That's what I like to hear. 20 00:01:26,233 --> 00:01:27,317 (CONGREGATION LAUGHING) 21 00:01:27,442 --> 00:01:29,319 Do you, Theodore Philip Taylor, 22 00:01:29,444 --> 00:01:32,864 take Nicole Margaret Murray to be your wife, 23 00:01:32,989 --> 00:01:35,659 and promise before God and these witnesses 24 00:01:35,784 --> 00:01:37,452 to be her loving and faithful husband, 25 00:01:37,577 --> 00:01:43,250 in plenty and in want, in joy and in sorrow, in sickness and in health, 26 00:01:43,375 --> 00:01:45,836 so long as you both shall live? 27 00:01:47,921 --> 00:01:49,506 (CONGREGATION LAUGHING) 28 00:01:51,007 --> 00:01:54,886 (WHISPERING) This isn't funny, Ted. Ted? 29 00:01:55,011 --> 00:01:56,805 - Are you all right? - Teddy? 30 00:01:58,098 --> 00:02:00,016 (CHOKING) 31 00:02:00,976 --> 00:02:02,728 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 32 00:02:02,853 --> 00:02:05,981 Teddy! Ted. 33 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:41,183 (EXHALES) 34 00:02:54,488 --> 00:02:56,907 - Hey- - Hey- 35 00:02:59,326 --> 00:03:01,119 What time is it? 36 00:03:01,244 --> 00:03:02,788 Happy time. 37 00:03:05,165 --> 00:03:06,958 I'm still asleep. 38 00:03:07,083 --> 00:03:09,920 Just think of this as a dream. 39 00:03:12,464 --> 00:03:14,216 What about House? 40 00:03:14,341 --> 00:03:15,967 I said a dream, not a nightmare. 41 00:03:16,092 --> 00:03:17,344 He's in the next room. 42 00:03:17,469 --> 00:03:19,346 Sound asleep. 43 00:03:19,471 --> 00:03:21,473 (SNORING) 44 00:03:43,328 --> 00:03:46,122 WOMAN: Esteban, hope you're getting ready. 45 00:03:51,002 --> 00:03:52,504 Hmm. 46 00:03:52,629 --> 00:03:55,006 (BANGING ON DOOR) 47 00:03:55,131 --> 00:03:56,633 (EXCLAIMS) 48 00:04:01,346 --> 00:04:02,973 I met the neighbors. 49 00:04:03,098 --> 00:04:04,099 Sir, do you know this man? 50 00:04:05,433 --> 00:04:07,102 (GROANS) 51 00:04:07,978 --> 00:04:10,772 I don't need a temporary. I need a permanent. 52 00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:14,150 Yesterday. 53 00:04:14,985 --> 00:04:16,403 Please do. 54 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:20,031 - Good morning. - Hardly. 55 00:04:20,156 --> 00:04:22,033 One of my PAs quit an hour ago, 56 00:04:22,158 --> 00:04:24,744 and I have to reshuffle next month's schedule. 57 00:04:24,870 --> 00:04:28,081 That's nothing. I woke up in the wrong bed this morning. 58 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:30,417 Any bed you're in is the wrong one. 59 00:04:31,585 --> 00:04:35,171 That's not what your mama said. Oh, snap. 60 00:04:36,006 --> 00:04:39,175 I'll be going now. To human resources. 61 00:04:40,302 --> 00:04:42,304 He started it. 62 00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:45,432 I was in the neighbors' kid's bed. 63 00:04:45,557 --> 00:04:48,435 Luckily, Esteban still likes sleeping with Mommy. 64 00:04:48,560 --> 00:04:49,811 How drunk were you? 65 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:51,730 About yay drunk. 66 00:04:52,397 --> 00:04:55,567 Are you OK? You shouldn't be drinking at all, much less... 67 00:04:55,692 --> 00:04:57,569 You sound just like Esteban's mom. 68 00:04:58,612 --> 00:05:02,198 - I need you in the clinic. - Sorry, I'm busy. 69 00:05:02,324 --> 00:05:05,118 Tell me you have a case. You know, even if you don't. 70 00:05:05,243 --> 00:05:06,286 I have a case. 71 00:05:06,411 --> 00:05:08,997 Sounds interesting. I'll take it. 72 00:05:09,122 --> 00:05:11,583 I owe you one. Now tell me you don't have a case. 73 00:05:11,708 --> 00:05:14,210 - I really do have a case. - We're even. 74 00:05:16,588 --> 00:05:18,465 You guys know how to honeymoon. 75 00:05:18,590 --> 00:05:20,467 This is Dr. House. 76 00:05:20,592 --> 00:05:21,718 Aphasia and syncope. 77 00:05:21,843 --> 00:05:22,928 He can't speak. 78 00:05:23,053 --> 00:05:25,013 "Aphasia" is Greek for "loss of voice." 79 00:05:25,138 --> 00:05:27,933 We've ruled out infection, vocal cord damage and stroke. 80 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:31,186 A lot of guys syncope at the altar. 81 00:05:31,311 --> 00:05:32,938 It's Greek for "having the vapors." 82 00:05:33,063 --> 00:05:35,607 We ruled out all the common causes of fainting, low blood pressure, 83 00:05:35,732 --> 00:05:37,484 hypoglycemia, dehydration. 84 00:05:39,152 --> 00:05:40,236 Don't say "ah." 85 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:46,743 Do you know what it is? 86 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,870 Roll on your side and lift up your gown. 87 00:05:49,996 --> 00:05:52,040 There's one thing they didn't test for. 88 00:05:52,165 --> 00:05:54,250 A test for what? 89 00:05:55,085 --> 00:05:56,294 Faking. 90 00:05:56,419 --> 00:05:57,754 0w! 91 00:05:57,879 --> 00:05:59,130 Test was positive. 92 00:05:59,255 --> 00:06:01,549 (STUTTERING) I can talk. 93 00:06:01,675 --> 00:06:06,304 I wasn't faking. My voice just came back right now. 94 00:06:06,429 --> 00:06:09,933 Hey, I'm not the one you have to convince. 95 00:06:10,058 --> 00:06:11,476 I know he wasn't faking. 96 00:06:11,601 --> 00:06:14,145 Boy, if she's buying that, she might just be a keeper. 97 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,647 What about the syncope? 98 00:06:15,772 --> 00:06:16,773 Well, that... 99 00:06:18,900 --> 00:06:20,777 She buying this, too? 100 00:06:20,902 --> 00:06:23,571 Why would he fake anything? 101 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:26,157 Kryo podia. It's Greek for "duh." 102 00:06:27,659 --> 00:06:30,578 So, you get to keep the engagement ring. 103 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:35,750 I don't think he was faking. 104 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:38,378 That's because you're more gullible than I am. 105 00:06:38,503 --> 00:06:40,005 For instance, I don't believe 106 00:06:40,130 --> 00:06:42,007 that you called off your open marriage. 107 00:06:42,132 --> 00:06:44,551 I believe your wife called it off, and you called off telling her 108 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:46,594 that you weren't calling it off. (ELEVATOR OPENS) 109 00:06:46,720 --> 00:06:49,014 Guy doesn't throw a golden ticket in the trash. 110 00:06:49,139 --> 00:06:51,391 Same way a guy doesn't give up a lucrative medical practice 111 00:06:51,516 --> 00:06:52,600 to come work for you? 112 00:06:52,726 --> 00:06:55,020 That's exactly why you dabble. 113 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:58,231 You're compensating for your professional conquests with sexual ones. 114 00:06:58,356 --> 00:06:59,691 I'm not that predictable. 115 00:06:59,816 --> 00:07:01,693 For example, you're probably not expecting me 116 00:07:01,818 --> 00:07:03,611 to ask you out for dinner tonight. 117 00:07:03,737 --> 00:07:05,030 No, thanks. 118 00:07:05,155 --> 00:07:07,615 - You won't even consider it? - I did, just very quickly. 119 00:07:07,741 --> 00:07:10,952 (SIGHS) Truth is, since I called this thing off, 120 00:07:11,077 --> 00:07:12,495 my wife has been very grateful, 121 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:14,372 and I could do with a down night. 122 00:07:14,497 --> 00:07:17,459 If I go out with the boss, nobody can blame me. 123 00:07:17,584 --> 00:07:19,252 OK. 124 00:07:19,377 --> 00:07:20,920 If you bring your wife. 125 00:07:21,046 --> 00:07:22,630 No, that's the point. I need a little... 126 00:07:22,756 --> 00:07:24,716 - You're lying. - I'm not lying! 127 00:07:24,841 --> 00:07:26,176 Then I'm not going. 128 00:07:28,344 --> 00:07:30,847 OK. Fontina at 8:30. 129 00:07:36,978 --> 00:07:38,605 You believe me, right? 130 00:07:38,730 --> 00:07:40,857 Of course, I believe you. 131 00:07:40,982 --> 00:07:42,067 Then let's do it. 132 00:07:42,192 --> 00:07:44,778 We'll tell the cab to take us to AC right now and get it done. 133 00:07:44,903 --> 00:07:47,822 You're serious? You just walked out of the emergency room. 134 00:07:47,947 --> 00:07:50,825 Exactly, I walked out. I feel great. 135 00:07:52,994 --> 00:07:54,496 Well, we do have the clothes for it. 136 00:07:54,621 --> 00:07:56,164 (COUGHING) 137 00:07:58,208 --> 00:08:00,168 Ted? What's wrong? 138 00:08:01,377 --> 00:08:05,131 Are you... What's wrong? Oh, my God. Can somebody help us? 139 00:08:05,256 --> 00:08:08,551 Please! Please, hurry. Just breathe. Oh, my God. 140 00:08:10,220 --> 00:08:13,264 There's gotta be a better way to call off a wedding. 141 00:08:13,389 --> 00:08:14,516 A tweet, for example. 142 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:16,476 Pleural effusion. 143 00:08:16,601 --> 00:08:18,728 You think his lung is faking it? 144 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:21,940 There's at least 200 cc's of fluid in there. 145 00:08:22,065 --> 00:08:24,400 OK, let's say all his symptoms are real. 146 00:08:24,526 --> 00:08:26,277 Explain how one of them suddenly went away 147 00:08:26,402 --> 00:08:28,738 without using the words "virgin" or "Mary." 148 00:08:28,863 --> 00:08:31,282 If the pleural effusion's caused by something systemic, 149 00:08:31,407 --> 00:08:33,284 it could explain his other two symptoms. 150 00:08:33,409 --> 00:08:34,786 So whether you believe him or not, 151 00:08:34,911 --> 00:08:37,288 all we have to figure out is what caused the PE. 152 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:40,792 ER ruled out infection. Eosinophil count ruled out parasites. 153 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,503 And medication he's not telling us about. 154 00:08:43,628 --> 00:08:46,256 You really don't trust this guy, do you? 155 00:08:46,381 --> 00:08:50,135 I don't even trust the ER. Let's rule out infections ourselves. 156 00:08:50,260 --> 00:08:53,054 Tap his lung, send cultures, run cytology for cancer, 157 00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:54,973 - and check his blood pressure. - We already... 158 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:57,767 This time, talk about nuptials while you do it. 159 00:08:57,892 --> 00:08:59,269 Check his home for everything else. 160 00:08:59,394 --> 00:09:01,312 He just moved in with his fiancée three months ago. 161 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:04,315 Toxic exposure could take longer than that to manifest. 162 00:09:05,108 --> 00:09:06,693 You check his love nest. 163 00:09:06,818 --> 00:09:09,195 You two check his swinging bachelor pad. 164 00:09:09,320 --> 00:09:12,448 - That somebody else now lives in? - I assume so. 165 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,955 Not the glass! 166 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:21,124 (SIGHS) 167 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:27,380 Place looks like 1960s? 168 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:29,382 Could have lead paint. 169 00:09:29,507 --> 00:09:32,051 You think a 27-year-old has pica? 170 00:09:32,177 --> 00:09:36,097 If it gets us out of here before the owner comes back, yes. 171 00:09:37,473 --> 00:09:39,392 What did you tell that cute physio? 172 00:09:40,894 --> 00:09:42,645 That I changed my mind. 173 00:09:42,770 --> 00:09:44,439 No, you didn't. 174 00:09:44,564 --> 00:09:46,024 You're more nervous than usual. 175 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:50,403 Because this B&E has actual B. 176 00:09:50,528 --> 00:09:52,697 What... 177 00:09:52,822 --> 00:09:55,158 That's a suspended ceiling. 178 00:09:58,119 --> 00:09:59,370 What are you doing? 179 00:09:59,495 --> 00:10:01,080 I want to see what's above it. 180 00:10:01,206 --> 00:10:02,707 More ceiling. 181 00:10:06,002 --> 00:10:09,088 Made of 40-year-old acoustic tile. 182 00:10:09,214 --> 00:10:11,716 Asbestosis, I like it. I'll be in the car. 183 00:10:12,592 --> 00:10:14,677 COTTER: What the hell? 184 00:10:14,802 --> 00:10:18,097 It's OK. We're doctors. Nobody was home, so we... 185 00:10:18,223 --> 00:10:19,432 Well, I'm calling the police. 186 00:10:19,557 --> 00:10:22,518 Do you know Ted Taylor? He used to live here. 187 00:10:22,644 --> 00:10:23,686 Yeah, what about him? 188 00:10:23,811 --> 00:10:25,897 He's our patient at Princeton-Plainsboro. 189 00:10:26,022 --> 00:10:27,023 Is he OK? 190 00:10:27,148 --> 00:10:29,275 We think he may have asbestosis from your ceiling tiles. 191 00:10:29,400 --> 00:10:32,278 They're not asbestos. I had them checked when I moved in. 192 00:10:32,403 --> 00:10:33,404 How sick is he? 193 00:10:33,529 --> 00:10:35,907 - Is he a friend of yours? - He was. 194 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:39,452 Actually, he was my boyfriend for three years. 195 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:46,918 - I'm not gay. - HOUSE: Really? 196 00:10:47,043 --> 00:10:49,963 'Cause it would certainly explain the cold feet. 197 00:10:50,088 --> 00:10:52,757 - Oh, and the boyfriend. - So you're bisexual? 198 00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:57,136 No, I'm straight. Cotter, the guy you met, he's gay. 199 00:10:57,262 --> 00:10:59,389 He had a crush on me. I left. 200 00:10:59,514 --> 00:11:01,224 - After three years? - It's possible. 201 00:11:01,349 --> 00:11:04,060 Doesn't mean you're gay because the guy you're sleeping with is. 202 00:11:04,185 --> 00:11:06,854 We weren't sleeping together... What's this got to do with anything? 203 00:11:06,980 --> 00:11:10,441 Lung tap turned up mononucleosis. ER doesn't routinely test for it. 204 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:13,444 It explains the PE and can be virtually asymptomatic. 205 00:11:13,569 --> 00:11:16,281 We got to wondering, how does a 27-year-old get mono? 206 00:11:16,406 --> 00:11:18,449 You're a little old for the kissing disease 207 00:11:18,574 --> 00:11:20,576 unless your immune system is compromised. 208 00:11:20,702 --> 00:11:23,371 If there's been any unprotected sex, we'll need to test for HIV. 209 00:11:23,496 --> 00:11:25,540 There's been no sex of any kind. 210 00:11:25,665 --> 00:11:26,791 OK. 211 00:11:26,916 --> 00:11:31,462 I'll go test your fiancée for HIV. She the curious sort? 212 00:11:32,297 --> 00:11:33,298 Wait. 213 00:11:35,425 --> 00:11:39,762 There may have been some contact. But I'm not gay. 214 00:11:39,887 --> 00:11:43,599 Sodomy, one of the top 10 most common household accidents. 215 00:11:43,725 --> 00:11:46,477 I did a lot of stupid things, but I turned my life around. 216 00:11:46,602 --> 00:11:50,189 I'm as straight as any of you. You don't have to believe me. 217 00:11:50,315 --> 00:11:56,404 I'm just saying you can test me as long as you don't tell Nicole. 218 00:11:56,529 --> 00:11:59,365 What business is it of hers? 219 00:12:00,241 --> 00:12:02,618 I don't see anything wrong with him marrying a straight woman. 220 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:04,704 How about it'll make them both miserable? 221 00:12:04,829 --> 00:12:07,498 Just like most straight marriages. He's got the right to life, 222 00:12:07,623 --> 00:12:10,918 liberty and unhappiness like the rest of us. 223 00:12:11,044 --> 00:12:12,503 Absolutely no reason to look at me. 224 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:15,465 CHASE: I'm not saying it's a great choice. Just saying it's his choice. 225 00:12:15,590 --> 00:12:17,717 But it has to be hers as well, which it can't be 226 00:12:17,842 --> 00:12:19,302 as long as she doesn't know he's gay. 227 00:12:19,427 --> 00:12:22,013 Which is how it's gonna stay since we have no right to tell her. 228 00:12:22,138 --> 00:12:23,890 Like you've never bent the rules. 229 00:12:24,015 --> 00:12:26,517 You date guys. You date girls. 230 00:12:26,642 --> 00:12:28,644 I assume, at some point, you're gonna make a choice. 231 00:12:28,770 --> 00:12:31,898 - I don't lie about who I am. - Lying never bothered you before. 232 00:12:32,023 --> 00:12:34,942 Patients weren't lying about their sexual orientation before. 233 00:12:35,068 --> 00:12:37,153 So you're only judgmental when it gets personal? 234 00:12:37,278 --> 00:12:39,364 Does it bother me that people hurt others 235 00:12:39,489 --> 00:12:42,700 because they're too weak to face the truth? Yeah. Sorry about that. 236 00:12:42,825 --> 00:12:44,827 Tell me she's not looking at me. 237 00:12:51,876 --> 00:12:54,212 - He's negative? - Yep. 238 00:12:54,337 --> 00:12:57,548 Looks like being gay didn't make him sick. 239 00:12:57,673 --> 00:12:59,675 So maybe being straight did. 240 00:13:01,511 --> 00:13:03,846 Test was negative, no HIV. 241 00:13:03,971 --> 00:13:05,223 Told you. 242 00:13:06,099 --> 00:13:09,268 What you didn't tell us is how you turned your life around. 243 00:13:09,394 --> 00:13:10,895 - That can be pretty hard. - It was. 244 00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:14,440 - Downright impossible on your own. - I talked to some people. 245 00:13:14,565 --> 00:13:16,818 It was more than just talk, wasn't it? 246 00:13:19,487 --> 00:13:22,407 I know this is personal stuff. 247 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:24,951 I'm here to help you, not out you. 248 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:31,082 I had therapy. 249 00:13:31,207 --> 00:13:33,042 Conversion therapy. 250 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:36,045 Went to a camp for three weeks of intensive rehabilitation. 251 00:13:36,170 --> 00:13:39,757 They injected him with emetics while he watched gay porn. 252 00:13:39,882 --> 00:13:41,092 Apomorphine? 253 00:13:41,217 --> 00:13:44,595 Or lithium chloride, or cyclophosphamide. He doesn't know. 254 00:13:44,720 --> 00:13:47,181 And when that didn't work, they shot him up with male hormones. 255 00:13:47,306 --> 00:13:49,475 A chemical assault like that could explain the PE. 256 00:13:49,600 --> 00:13:51,644 And the ECT explains the rest. 257 00:13:51,769 --> 00:13:54,397 They gave him electroconvulsive therapy to make him straight? 258 00:13:54,522 --> 00:13:56,482 To zap the fabulous right out of him. 259 00:13:56,607 --> 00:13:58,401 Neural damage accounts for the aphasia. 260 00:13:58,526 --> 00:14:00,153 ECT doesn't cause neural damage. 261 00:14:00,278 --> 00:14:05,032 Unless it was done at Dr. Liberace's He-man Quackery Camp. 262 00:14:05,158 --> 00:14:09,704 Run an EEG. See if they straightened him or just scrambled him. 263 00:14:14,542 --> 00:14:16,210 (TAPPING ON TABLE) 264 00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:20,715 (SIGHS) 265 00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:23,468 Sorry, I completely forgot. 266 00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:27,054 My wife just started a ceramics class Tuesdays at 8:00. 267 00:14:27,180 --> 00:14:28,723 It's a half-hour drive from here. 268 00:14:28,848 --> 00:14:30,349 She won't be back till 10:30. 269 00:14:32,768 --> 00:14:35,646 She's taking it with her girlfriend, Marly. 270 00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:37,940 She hopes to make a tea service. 271 00:14:40,151 --> 00:14:41,486 You want to call her? 272 00:14:41,611 --> 00:14:42,653 No need. 273 00:14:42,778 --> 00:14:44,989 I already texted her. 274 00:14:45,114 --> 00:14:47,074 And here she is now. 275 00:14:49,619 --> 00:14:52,747 I think you're still seeing the physio. 276 00:14:53,706 --> 00:14:55,583 You got a backup suit in your car. 277 00:14:55,708 --> 00:14:58,085 Don't wanna be bringing home da stank. 278 00:14:58,211 --> 00:15:01,464 OK, yes. You're right. About everything. But please, House, don't tell her. 279 00:15:01,589 --> 00:15:02,590 Hi, Rachel. 280 00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,634 Hi, Dr. House. I didn't know you'd be here. 281 00:15:04,759 --> 00:15:07,470 Hi, honey. Got your text, obviously. 282 00:15:07,595 --> 00:15:10,681 I'm just leaving. I got a ceramics class. 283 00:15:11,307 --> 00:15:12,892 - Really? - I love it. 284 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,686 Even managed to talk Chris into signing up for one. 285 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:17,813 Of course, he's in the beginners' class. 286 00:15:17,939 --> 00:15:19,315 You're in a ceramics class? 287 00:15:19,440 --> 00:15:21,526 Friday nights, right? 288 00:15:21,651 --> 00:15:24,403 Friday nights. Sounded like fun. 289 00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:27,490 You should join Chris's. 290 00:15:27,615 --> 00:15:29,033 You know, I should. 291 00:15:29,158 --> 00:15:31,536 Well, gotta go. 292 00:15:31,661 --> 00:15:33,663 Making a tea service. 293 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:45,716 Hi. I must've fallen asleep in the lounge. 294 00:15:45,841 --> 00:15:47,760 - What are they doing? - THIRTEEN: An EEG. 295 00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:49,720 What's it for? 296 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,723 We're looking for neurological damage that could've caused his symptoms. 297 00:15:52,848 --> 00:15:55,851 - Damage from what? - A head trauma. 298 00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,853 He had an accident? 299 00:15:57,979 --> 00:16:01,023 It wasn't an accident. It was before he met you. 300 00:16:01,148 --> 00:16:03,651 (STUTTERING) What happened? Was he hospitalized? 301 00:16:04,860 --> 00:16:07,154 You should ask him about it. 302 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:10,866 They have the results. 303 00:16:17,707 --> 00:16:19,750 Everything looks normal. 304 00:16:19,875 --> 00:16:21,085 Look at this. 305 00:16:21,210 --> 00:16:23,462 (BEEPS) Beta waves are spiking. 306 00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,756 - What's that mean? - I'm not sure. 307 00:16:25,881 --> 00:16:28,509 (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) CHASE: He's coding! Crash cart! 308 00:16:29,302 --> 00:16:30,469 What's happening to him? 309 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:31,762 He's having a heart attack. 310 00:16:34,890 --> 00:16:36,684 CHASE: Charging. Clear. 311 00:16:39,895 --> 00:16:42,523 EKG showed no abnormalities. 312 00:16:42,648 --> 00:16:43,899 So what caused the arrest? 313 00:16:44,025 --> 00:16:45,985 HOUSE: Four ways to stop a heart. 314 00:16:46,110 --> 00:16:49,989 Electrical problems, restricted blood flow, blood where it shouldn't be. 315 00:16:50,114 --> 00:16:51,782 Shocks, blocks or bleeds. 316 00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,159 I think that's three things. 317 00:16:53,284 --> 00:16:55,828 And cheating. 318 00:16:55,953 --> 00:16:58,789 (LAUGHS MOCKINGLY) No, sorry, that's how you break a heart. 319 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:03,961 I found a ceramics class in Trenton on Friday nights that was full, 320 00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:06,672 so my wife couldn't join me. 321 00:17:07,757 --> 00:17:10,635 EP study ruled out shocks. 322 00:17:10,760 --> 00:17:13,804 Now you just have to find some Pottery by Taub. 323 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,514 The lamer it looks, the better. 324 00:17:15,640 --> 00:17:17,683 So we'll do an angio to see if it's blocks or bleeds. 325 00:17:17,808 --> 00:17:18,851 You should be a doctor. 326 00:17:27,777 --> 00:17:30,988 I'm going to check out this new lesbian bar tonight. 327 00:17:31,113 --> 00:17:32,823 Your life is awesome. 328 00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:33,949 You wanna come? 329 00:17:45,961 --> 00:17:48,714 I was telling a 33-year-old woman that she has breast cancer. 330 00:17:48,839 --> 00:17:50,841 No, you weren't. 331 00:17:50,966 --> 00:17:52,426 - How do you know? - Because if you were, 332 00:17:52,551 --> 00:17:54,136 you'd need to see the pain in her eyes 333 00:17:54,261 --> 00:17:55,846 so she can see the concern in yours. 334 00:17:55,971 --> 00:17:59,016 Why are you setting me up on dates with my team? 335 00:17:59,141 --> 00:18:00,601 Taub asking me out was quirky, 336 00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,478 but Thirteen doing it is a barking cat. 337 00:18:02,603 --> 00:18:03,854 I'm doing it to help you. 338 00:18:03,979 --> 00:18:07,483 By setting me up with a hottie that I can't sleep with? 339 00:18:07,608 --> 00:18:08,567 And Thirteen? 340 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,486 I've been spending more time with Sam. 341 00:18:10,611 --> 00:18:11,779 I know it's been hard on you. 342 00:18:11,904 --> 00:18:14,532 - I figured if you had some company... - I don't need your help. 343 00:18:14,657 --> 00:18:17,201 Then consider it helping our neighbor's four-year-old. 344 00:18:17,326 --> 00:18:19,203 I gave him a dollar. 345 00:18:19,328 --> 00:18:21,414 - How much did you have to pay? - Nothing. 346 00:18:21,539 --> 00:18:23,207 I just told them you might be feeling down, 347 00:18:23,332 --> 00:18:26,001 and it was in their self-interest to keep you company. 348 00:18:28,629 --> 00:18:31,716 A hundred bucks. Foreman held out for 200. 349 00:18:31,841 --> 00:18:35,720 House, I'm worried about you. You could've ended up in jail or worse. 350 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:37,888 Racking you with guilt. 351 00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:40,641 So I do something really stupid, and you reward me. 352 00:18:40,766 --> 00:18:44,270 Read any parenting manual. That's not helping me. That's helping you. 353 00:18:45,855 --> 00:18:50,735 Fine, I did it for me, for my relationship, out of pure self-interest. 354 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:52,236 OK. 355 00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:54,530 You'll do it? 356 00:18:54,655 --> 00:18:55,781 For you. 357 00:18:57,867 --> 00:19:00,911 - Thank you. - It's not gonna work, though. 358 00:19:01,036 --> 00:19:04,915 Maybe. But how bad can a night out at a lesbian bar be? 359 00:19:13,048 --> 00:19:14,925 NICOLE: Hey. 360 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,802 How are you doing? 361 00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,929 Heart attack at 27. 362 00:19:21,599 --> 00:19:24,143 They said you had a head trauma? 363 00:19:25,895 --> 00:19:30,649 I fell off a stepladder and hit my head. it was a stupid accident. 364 00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:33,569 An accident. 365 00:19:34,403 --> 00:19:35,946 (DOOR SLIDES OPEN) 366 00:19:36,071 --> 00:19:37,698 We need to prep you for your angio. 367 00:19:37,823 --> 00:19:39,158 Valium will help you relax. 368 00:19:39,283 --> 00:19:42,453 THIRTEEN: We're gonna run a line through your femoral artery. 369 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,580 - Ted? - He's having another heart attack? 370 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:46,957 I don't think so. His heart rate seems normal. 371 00:19:49,460 --> 00:19:50,503 TED: Mmm. 372 00:19:50,628 --> 00:19:54,298 Are you OK? You weren't discussing wedding plans, were you? 373 00:19:54,423 --> 00:19:57,927 (CHUCKLES) No. I guess I just... 374 00:19:59,929 --> 00:20:02,348 Fainted. 375 00:20:02,473 --> 00:20:06,894 POTS. Postural Orthostatic Tachycardia Syndrome. 376 00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:08,229 BP plummets when he's upright, 377 00:20:08,354 --> 00:20:10,189 reverts to normal when he's lying down. 378 00:20:10,314 --> 00:20:12,525 He was lying down both times we took his blood pressure. 379 00:20:12,650 --> 00:20:15,027 Protracted hypotension could have induced his heart attack. 380 00:20:15,152 --> 00:20:17,154 - Also explains his syncope. - And his aphasia. 381 00:20:17,279 --> 00:20:19,990 He was upright, then you laid him down on the bed to test him. 382 00:20:20,115 --> 00:20:21,617 BP reverted to normal, voice came back. 383 00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:23,828 Jabbing him with the needle had nothing to do with it. 384 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:26,956 POTS can be brought on by viral or bacterial infection such as mono. 385 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:29,834 So load him up with fludrocortisone. 386 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:32,503 You didn't read your ceramics course description, did you? 387 00:20:32,628 --> 00:20:34,547 Yeah. You did? 388 00:20:34,672 --> 00:20:35,965 As I'm sure your wife did. 389 00:20:36,090 --> 00:20:38,384 So we all know they're doing a Fourth of July theme. 390 00:20:38,509 --> 00:20:41,554 She'll be expecting something star-spangled. 391 00:20:43,347 --> 00:20:45,391 (DOOR SLIDES OPEN) 392 00:20:45,516 --> 00:20:46,725 COTTER: Nicole? 393 00:20:46,851 --> 00:20:48,018 Yes. 394 00:20:48,769 --> 00:20:51,605 Cotter Macklin. I'm an old friend of Ted's. 395 00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:52,940 Hi. 396 00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,985 How's he doing? 397 00:20:56,110 --> 00:20:57,987 He had a heart attack. 398 00:21:01,073 --> 00:21:02,908 (SOFTLY) on, my God. 399 00:21:04,326 --> 00:21:08,455 They have him on some new meds, really knocked him out. 400 00:21:08,581 --> 00:21:10,541 Well, how are you holding up? 401 00:21:10,666 --> 00:21:13,168 I'm OK. Thanks. 402 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,923 I brought this for him. 403 00:21:18,048 --> 00:21:21,051 That's his favorite thing in the whole world. 404 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:22,386 I know. 405 00:21:26,390 --> 00:21:28,809 You weren't at the wedding, were you? 406 00:21:29,727 --> 00:21:33,606 No, I wasn't invited. Ted and I had a falling out. 407 00:21:37,818 --> 00:21:40,571 How did you know each other? 408 00:21:40,696 --> 00:21:43,073 We met senior year of college. 409 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:45,284 Yeah, we shared a house for a while. 410 00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:46,952 You were roommates. 411 00:21:47,077 --> 00:21:48,329 (SNIFFLING) For three years. 412 00:21:57,338 --> 00:21:59,381 (sesame) 413 00:22:02,927 --> 00:22:05,220 (STUTTERING) I'm sorry. I just miss him. 414 00:22:06,639 --> 00:22:09,308 I think you should leave. 415 00:22:09,433 --> 00:22:11,936 - I shouldn't have done that. - Now. 416 00:22:12,061 --> 00:22:13,562 Please? 417 00:22:22,613 --> 00:22:24,657 I hope he gets better. 418 00:22:40,381 --> 00:22:42,424 Hey. How are you feeling? 419 00:22:43,258 --> 00:22:44,927 Mmm. Don't know yet. 420 00:22:45,052 --> 00:22:48,222 Your numbers look good. We're gonna keep you on these meds. 421 00:23:07,658 --> 00:23:10,160 You had a visitor while you were asleep. 422 00:23:10,285 --> 00:23:12,162 Oh, yeah? Who? 423 00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:14,790 Cotter. Who is he? 424 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:17,418 I shared a house with him after college. 425 00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:20,379 I don't know why he would show up. 426 00:23:21,797 --> 00:23:24,008 - That's it? - Yeah. 427 00:23:24,133 --> 00:23:26,301 (CHUCKLES) Why? What did he say? 428 00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:42,317 I need to hear it from you, Ted. 429 00:23:48,365 --> 00:23:50,409 (SIGHS) 430 00:23:55,748 --> 00:24:00,335 One night, I got really drunk and I went to bed. 431 00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:05,507 And he came into my room, 432 00:24:09,094 --> 00:24:10,471 and one thing led to another. 433 00:24:10,596 --> 00:24:13,223 The whole thing was a mistake. 434 00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:16,226 Are you saying you had sex with him? 435 00:24:16,351 --> 00:24:18,854 I was drunk and confused... 436 00:24:18,979 --> 00:24:19,980 You're gay? 437 00:24:20,105 --> 00:24:21,857 No. 438 00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:26,361 I thought I was. 439 00:24:28,363 --> 00:24:32,743 I even made up my mind to tell my family. 440 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:35,871 I stood in front of the bathroom mirror, psyching myself up. 441 00:24:36,789 --> 00:24:39,666 But all I could see was disgust. 442 00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:42,211 And that's when I realized 443 00:24:43,212 --> 00:24:48,258 I didn't hate the thought of admitting I was gay because I was ashamed. 444 00:24:48,383 --> 00:24:52,262 I hated the thought because I wasn't gay. 445 00:24:52,387 --> 00:24:56,100 And that was the day I went to get help. 446 00:24:56,225 --> 00:24:59,269 So you're not gay? 447 00:24:59,394 --> 00:25:01,188 They cured me, Nicole. 448 00:25:03,023 --> 00:25:05,484 That's what all the head trauma is about. 449 00:25:05,609 --> 00:25:09,488 I'm sorry I didn't tell you, but it's all in the past now. 450 00:25:11,240 --> 00:25:13,242 It doesn't matter anymore. 451 00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:19,832 What is it? 452 00:25:19,957 --> 00:25:21,166 (GROANING) 453 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,628 Oh, my head! 454 00:25:27,756 --> 00:25:29,174 He's got severe headaches. 455 00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:30,509 So do I. 456 00:25:31,426 --> 00:25:34,638 Should I call or raise with a double gutshot draw? 457 00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,726 Nope. What about infection? 458 00:25:39,852 --> 00:25:42,855 That's what we're thinking. Cerebral infection would explain the headaches, 459 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:45,566 could've caused POTS. If it's fungal, could've spread to the heart. 460 00:25:45,691 --> 00:25:48,026 I was talking about you. 461 00:25:48,152 --> 00:25:50,237 Has the little gent been wearing a tent? 462 00:25:51,363 --> 00:25:53,782 Remind me why that has anything to do with you. 463 00:25:53,907 --> 00:25:56,702 A distracted person makes a distracted professional. 464 00:25:56,827 --> 00:25:58,912 And destroying my marriage will help me focus. 465 00:25:59,037 --> 00:26:00,914 Probably. 466 00:26:01,039 --> 00:26:03,292 Do a spinal tap, run the CSF. 467 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:06,545 Still talking about you! 468 00:26:06,670 --> 00:26:09,631 But you can do it on the patient, too, if you want. 469 00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:15,262 (ELECTRONICA MUSIC PLAYING) 470 00:26:27,983 --> 00:26:30,485 - What about her? - The bartender? 471 00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:33,488 She's the only one who's not here for fun. 472 00:26:33,614 --> 00:26:35,282 Trust me, she's not straight. 473 00:26:35,407 --> 00:26:37,576 If your gaydar is so great, 474 00:26:37,701 --> 00:26:40,370 how come you didn't know about the patient till you met his boyfriend? 475 00:26:40,495 --> 00:26:44,124 Guy walked in with his bride, it took me awhile to rotate my dish. 476 00:26:45,250 --> 00:26:47,628 It's unbelievable what he's doing to her. 477 00:26:47,753 --> 00:26:49,213 You don't think he loves her? 478 00:26:49,338 --> 00:26:51,965 He may love her, but he needs to have sex with other men. 479 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:55,761 Taub loves his wife, he needs to have sex with other women. 480 00:26:55,886 --> 00:26:59,223 Yeah, it sucks what he's doing to her, too, but it's hardly the same. 481 00:26:59,348 --> 00:27:02,100 To be faithful to his wife, our patient has to deny his identity. 482 00:27:02,226 --> 00:27:03,602 Taub just needs to... 483 00:27:03,727 --> 00:27:05,395 Has to resist the biological imperative. 484 00:27:05,520 --> 00:27:08,732 It is easier to say no to dessert than to pretend you don't eat. 485 00:27:08,857 --> 00:27:10,901 Says someone who's obviously never been on a diet. 486 00:27:11,026 --> 00:27:12,527 (LAUGHS) 487 00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:14,571 My life's a breeze. 488 00:27:14,696 --> 00:27:19,409 You're successful, smart, and you attract everything that moves. 489 00:27:19,534 --> 00:27:21,703 If you wanna focus on the fact that you're not gonna see 50, 490 00:27:21,828 --> 00:27:22,913 that's your choice. 491 00:27:23,038 --> 00:27:24,873 You know what? I agree with you. 492 00:27:24,998 --> 00:27:27,751 My self-pity's optional. What about yours? 493 00:27:29,544 --> 00:27:31,046 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 494 00:27:33,924 --> 00:27:35,425 Yeah. 495 00:27:35,550 --> 00:27:37,970 CSF was negative for infection, and his headaches are worse. 496 00:27:38,095 --> 00:27:41,348 - We were just talking about you. - Please don't. 497 00:27:41,515 --> 00:27:43,308 It's not POTS, we're back to square one. 498 00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:51,441 Not quite. 499 00:27:51,566 --> 00:27:53,902 You did a spinal tap and the headaches got worse. 500 00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:55,362 We're maxing him out on morphine. 501 00:27:55,487 --> 00:27:59,074 He sprung a leak. He's losing CSF from the tap site. 502 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:03,287 - We made his headaches worse? - Just you, actually. 503 00:28:03,412 --> 00:28:06,290 That still wouldn't explain why he got the headaches in the first place. 504 00:28:06,415 --> 00:28:10,085 Low pressure in his brain caused the POTS, not the other way around. 505 00:28:10,210 --> 00:28:13,171 Patch the leak, top him up with artificial CSF. 506 00:28:14,172 --> 00:28:16,466 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 507 00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:25,767 There. That should stop the leak. 508 00:28:25,892 --> 00:28:27,894 You should be feeling some relief soon. 509 00:28:31,898 --> 00:28:33,984 I spoke to my parents. 510 00:28:34,901 --> 00:28:36,653 How are they doing? 511 00:28:36,778 --> 00:28:38,196 They're still worried. 512 00:28:38,322 --> 00:28:41,116 Well, tell them not to be. 513 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:43,243 Everything's going to be OK. 514 00:28:47,080 --> 00:28:48,790 Ted? 515 00:28:48,915 --> 00:28:51,084 - What's happening? - He's stroking. 516 00:28:52,627 --> 00:28:55,213 - Both eyes are responsive. - Tell me your full name. 517 00:28:55,339 --> 00:28:56,423 Theodore Philip Taylor. 518 00:28:56,548 --> 00:28:58,592 - This isn't a stroke. - Then what is it? 519 00:28:59,468 --> 00:29:01,011 What's happening to me? 520 00:29:10,645 --> 00:29:13,565 It's really not POTS, we're really back to square one. 521 00:29:13,690 --> 00:29:16,943 So what's masquerading as a stroke? 522 00:29:17,069 --> 00:29:19,529 Voted the worst Halloween costume, by the way. 523 00:29:19,654 --> 00:29:21,782 MRI showed no problems with blood flow to the brain, 524 00:29:21,907 --> 00:29:23,200 rules out TIA. 525 00:29:23,325 --> 00:29:24,826 Sarcoidosis? 526 00:29:24,951 --> 00:29:27,579 Chest X-rays showed no hilar masses. 527 00:29:27,704 --> 00:29:29,206 Any luck with the pottery? 528 00:29:29,331 --> 00:29:30,499 Wasn't easy. 529 00:29:30,624 --> 00:29:33,585 Bought a suitably cruddy set of fife and drum napkin rings online. 530 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:34,753 Scleroderma? 531 00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:38,173 Skin's fine, ANA was negative. So what'd that set you back? 532 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:41,468 Too much. I got into a bidding war with some lunatic. 533 00:29:41,593 --> 00:29:43,970 - Histoplasmosis. - EIA was clear. 534 00:29:44,805 --> 00:29:48,183 But, hey, could've gone a lot higher than $215. 535 00:29:49,726 --> 00:29:52,062 You're KissMyAsthma99? 536 00:29:52,521 --> 00:29:55,399 CHASE: What about MELAS? Mitochondrial encephalomyopathy, 537 00:29:55,524 --> 00:29:57,776 lactic acidosis and stroke-like episodes. 538 00:29:57,901 --> 00:29:59,569 111111 539 00:29:59,694 --> 00:30:05,242 No, idiot, lactate levels are stable. We're missing something. 540 00:30:05,367 --> 00:30:08,245 We've run every test that makes sense, asked every question we can think of, 541 00:30:08,370 --> 00:30:09,746 gone over his history a dozen times. 542 00:30:09,871 --> 00:30:11,415 We know how much we can trust his history. 543 00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:14,000 If history's written by the victor, 544 00:30:14,126 --> 00:30:16,128 how do we find out what really happened? 545 00:30:16,253 --> 00:30:18,046 - Talk to the loser. - Call the boyfriend. 546 00:30:18,171 --> 00:30:19,548 Let's get them all in the same room. 547 00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:21,925 Or we could question them separately and not torture them. 548 00:30:22,050 --> 00:30:25,011 Or we could get them all in the same room and get the truth. 549 00:30:29,933 --> 00:30:31,059 Oh. 550 00:30:32,727 --> 00:30:34,146 Drinks are on me and Foreman tonight. 551 00:30:34,271 --> 00:30:35,605 Can't. Pap smear. 552 00:30:35,730 --> 00:30:37,941 We don't want to do it either, but Wilson already paid us. 553 00:30:38,066 --> 00:30:40,277 - It's going to suck. - I know. 554 00:30:42,237 --> 00:30:43,905 Where and when? 555 00:30:45,031 --> 00:30:46,491 Any incidents of dizziness? 556 00:30:47,868 --> 00:30:49,453 Seizures? 557 00:30:50,203 --> 00:30:51,705 Blackouts? 558 00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:54,458 Other than our wedding day. 559 00:30:54,583 --> 00:30:56,626 Don't you think I would've told you if there were? 560 00:30:56,751 --> 00:30:58,044 My sister's birthday. 561 00:30:58,170 --> 00:30:59,921 I was drunk. 562 00:31:00,046 --> 00:31:01,131 You had one martini. 563 00:31:01,256 --> 00:31:02,340 On an empty stomach. 564 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:03,967 Look, he was just sitting on the couch, 565 00:31:04,092 --> 00:31:06,595 and then he fell over and that was it. 566 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:09,598 Once I slept it off, I was fine. 567 00:31:09,723 --> 00:31:11,224 Well, I stayed up that night, 568 00:31:11,349 --> 00:31:13,602 checking on him every 15 minutes. 569 00:31:13,727 --> 00:31:15,270 What about sex? 570 00:31:15,395 --> 00:31:19,441 Yes, I have sex with my girlfriend because I'm not gay. 571 00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:21,109 We have sex. 572 00:31:21,234 --> 00:31:22,277 Thank you. 573 00:31:23,570 --> 00:31:24,905 No problems? 574 00:31:27,073 --> 00:31:31,328 - Well, there have been some issues. - Nic... 575 00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:34,789 - Erectile dysfunction? - Every guy has it sometimes. 576 00:31:38,919 --> 00:31:40,879 We never had that problem. 577 00:31:41,546 --> 00:31:44,466 Gee, that must be because Ted doesn't like girls. 578 00:31:44,591 --> 00:31:46,301 TAUB: Or because it's vascular. 579 00:31:46,426 --> 00:31:49,679 I know we did an MRA, but arterial disease causing acute ischemia 580 00:31:49,804 --> 00:31:53,892 could explain the heart, neuro symptoms, maybe even POTS. 581 00:31:54,017 --> 00:31:56,853 Might I suggest a diagnostic test? 582 00:31:59,648 --> 00:32:03,360 A penile plethysmograph measures changes in blood flow in your penis, 583 00:32:03,485 --> 00:32:06,029 tells us if there's a circulatory problem. 584 00:32:06,154 --> 00:32:09,699 You just need to be in the right state. 585 00:32:09,824 --> 00:32:11,326 What's your pleasure? 586 00:32:11,451 --> 00:32:14,829 I feel terrible, I don't think anything's gonna work. 587 00:32:14,955 --> 00:32:18,542 - Then we'll have to give you a shot. - Where you don't want to get one. 588 00:32:21,169 --> 00:32:22,587 Shot it is. 589 00:32:24,047 --> 00:32:25,715 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 590 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,134 (SINGING) He kept dreaming 591 00:32:28,260 --> 00:32:29,678 BOTH: Dreaming 592 00:32:29,803 --> 00:32:32,597 That someday he'd be a star 593 00:32:33,181 --> 00:32:35,892 Superstar, but he didn't get far 594 00:32:36,309 --> 00:32:39,062 But he sure found out the hard way 595 00:32:39,187 --> 00:32:41,898 That dreams don't always come true 596 00:32:42,023 --> 00:32:45,151 - Dreams don't always come true - Oh, no 597 00:32:45,277 --> 00:32:47,279 BOTH: No 598 00:32:47,404 --> 00:32:49,656 - He's leaving - Leaving 599 00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:52,576 On that midnight train to Georgia 600 00:32:52,701 --> 00:32:55,745 Leaving on a midnight train 601 00:32:55,870 --> 00:32:59,791 Yeah, said he's going back to find 602 00:32:59,916 --> 00:33:01,501 Going back to find 603 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,545 A simpler place and time 604 00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,088 Whenever he takes that ride 605 00:33:05,213 --> 00:33:07,757 Guess who's gonna be right by his side 606 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:09,759 I'm gonna be with him 607 00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:11,177 I know you will 608 00:33:11,303 --> 00:33:13,763 On a midnight train to Georgia 609 00:33:13,888 --> 00:33:17,726 Leaving on a midnight train to Georgia 610 00:33:17,851 --> 00:33:18,977 (WHOOPING) 611 00:33:19,102 --> 00:33:21,229 I'd rather live in his world 612 00:33:21,354 --> 00:33:22,439 Live in his world 613 00:33:22,564 --> 00:33:25,025 Than live without him in mine 614 00:33:25,150 --> 00:33:26,610 - World - His world 615 00:33:26,735 --> 00:33:27,986 - His tears - My world 616 00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:30,030 His and hers alone 617 00:33:30,155 --> 00:33:33,366 I've got to go, I've got to go, I've got to go 618 00:33:33,491 --> 00:33:36,161 His and hers alone 619 00:33:36,286 --> 00:33:37,412 (CROWD CHEERING) 620 00:33:39,831 --> 00:33:41,166 Nobody wants to follow that. 621 00:33:41,291 --> 00:33:43,126 The night just keeps getting better. 622 00:33:43,251 --> 00:33:44,294 To Wilson. 623 00:33:44,419 --> 00:33:46,171 - FOREMAN: Wilson. - Wilson. 624 00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:49,424 Everything looks fine. 625 00:33:49,549 --> 00:33:51,217 You sure? 626 00:33:51,343 --> 00:33:53,345 Medically, that's good news. 627 00:33:54,929 --> 00:33:56,806 You feeling feverish or sweating? 628 00:33:56,931 --> 00:34:00,268 No, I feel lousy, but I don't know why I'm sweating. 629 00:34:04,147 --> 00:34:06,608 - What is it? - You're not sweating. 630 00:34:09,069 --> 00:34:11,321 You're lactating. 631 00:34:15,408 --> 00:34:17,827 If he can't tell his fiancée he's gay, 632 00:34:17,952 --> 00:34:20,830 how's he going to tell her he's pregnant? 633 00:34:20,955 --> 00:34:24,834 His therapists loaded him with hormones. 634 00:34:24,959 --> 00:34:27,837 Male hormones don't make you lactate. 635 00:34:27,962 --> 00:34:29,589 Except they can screw up your thyroid. 636 00:34:29,714 --> 00:34:30,590 FOREMAN: That was over three months ago, 637 00:34:30,715 --> 00:34:33,009 we just started milking him last night. 638 00:34:33,134 --> 00:34:36,304 So something else screwed up his thyroid. Graves', Hashimoto's... 639 00:34:36,429 --> 00:34:38,973 No. TSH was normal. 640 00:34:40,100 --> 00:34:45,897 Pituitary tumor. Could also explain his libido and heart issues. 641 00:34:47,273 --> 00:34:50,360 And if the tumor's big enough, his headaches and syncope. 642 00:34:51,945 --> 00:34:54,114 Except we cleared him for cancer. 643 00:34:54,239 --> 00:34:57,784 Didn't say "cancer," prolactinomas can be benign. 644 00:35:02,163 --> 00:35:06,334 Check his prolactin level and MRI his pituitary. 645 00:35:19,013 --> 00:35:20,890 Sounds like you had fun last night. 646 00:35:21,015 --> 00:35:22,726 You believe Chase? 647 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:24,269 I believe Foreman. 648 00:35:24,394 --> 00:35:27,564 And they had fun with you. What happened? 649 00:35:27,689 --> 00:35:29,357 (SIGHS) 650 00:35:30,734 --> 00:35:33,778 I realized that they could be my friends. 651 00:35:38,283 --> 00:35:39,617 You're serious. 652 00:35:39,743 --> 00:35:40,952 And then I sobered up. 653 00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:42,620 You weren't that drunk. 654 00:35:42,746 --> 00:35:45,707 You managed to find your way into your own little bed last night. 655 00:35:45,832 --> 00:35:48,585 I think I sleep better in rocket-ship sheets. 656 00:35:48,710 --> 00:35:52,922 No. You want to blame this on the booze, but that's easy. Change is hard. 657 00:35:53,047 --> 00:35:57,343 And wisdom is knowing the difference between what you can change... 658 00:36:01,890 --> 00:36:04,350 And what you were born with. 659 00:36:04,476 --> 00:36:08,438 And cowardice is labeling what you don't wanna change as innate. 660 00:36:09,522 --> 00:36:10,982 I was winning this argument. 661 00:36:15,111 --> 00:36:17,655 - TAUB: Pituitary MRI... - Was normal. 662 00:36:20,784 --> 00:36:22,619 How are the headaches? 663 00:36:22,744 --> 00:36:24,037 Terrible. 664 00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:26,039 Give me your head. 665 00:36:26,164 --> 00:36:27,290 What the hell? 666 00:36:27,415 --> 00:36:30,543 I know, it's the first time you heard that sentence with a possessive pronoun. 667 00:36:30,668 --> 00:36:32,670 (GROANS) 668 00:36:36,508 --> 00:36:39,552 Oh, wow, that's better. 669 00:36:41,429 --> 00:36:42,972 (MOANING) 670 00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,435 (SIGHS) 671 00:36:48,478 --> 00:36:49,479 OK. Enough. 672 00:36:49,604 --> 00:36:51,481 HOUSE: How cool is that? 673 00:36:51,606 --> 00:36:53,733 You have a Chiari Malformation, 674 00:36:53,858 --> 00:36:57,654 a narrowing in the base of your skull that can cut off CSF flow. 675 00:36:57,779 --> 00:37:00,532 But it wasn't a problem until the ECT at Breeder Boot Camp 676 00:37:00,657 --> 00:37:03,618 caused your brain to swell just enough to plug the opening. 677 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,995 And when your brain pressed up against your pituitary, 678 00:37:06,120 --> 00:37:08,998 it signed you up for La Leche League. 679 00:37:09,123 --> 00:37:11,000 You still won't be pitching a tent for your lady, 680 00:37:11,125 --> 00:37:14,629 but that's just because, you know, she's a lady. 681 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,589 Its orthostatic effect was mimicking POTS. 682 00:37:16,714 --> 00:37:20,218 It also does an uncanny Christopher Walken. 683 00:37:20,343 --> 00:37:22,679 Unfortunately, if you treat it like POTS, it gets worse. 684 00:37:22,804 --> 00:37:27,016 - So, as far as that goes, oops. - Proper treatment is surgery. 685 00:37:27,141 --> 00:37:30,520 - We'll get you in right away. - So, how did I get this thing? 686 00:37:30,645 --> 00:37:32,856 Overbearing mother. 687 00:37:32,981 --> 00:37:35,400 Kidding, CM's congenital. 688 00:37:35,525 --> 00:37:38,319 Like so many other things, you were born that way. 689 00:37:55,003 --> 00:37:57,380 Thought you might be running low, so... 690 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:00,216 Thanks. 691 00:38:03,386 --> 00:38:05,096 I'm not coming back. 692 00:38:06,222 --> 00:38:07,390 (SIGHS) 693 00:38:07,515 --> 00:38:09,142 Ted, this is a mistake. 694 00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:11,060 I know you're hurting, and I'm sorry... 695 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:13,605 I'm talking about hurting her. 696 00:38:13,730 --> 00:38:14,981 I love her. 697 00:38:16,608 --> 00:38:17,609 Ted... 698 00:38:17,734 --> 00:38:20,528 Thank you for your support. 699 00:38:22,780 --> 00:38:25,408 We both really appreciate it. 700 00:38:27,452 --> 00:38:29,078 Good luck. 701 00:38:32,457 --> 00:38:34,459 (DOOR SLIDES OPEN) 702 00:38:52,977 --> 00:38:54,062 Hey. 703 00:38:57,023 --> 00:38:59,150 You know what I've been thinking? 704 00:38:59,275 --> 00:39:01,569 It's your birthday in three weeks. 705 00:39:03,655 --> 00:39:07,075 What do you say we re-book the church and make it a doubleheader? 706 00:39:09,369 --> 00:39:10,662 I don't know, Ted. 707 00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:16,000 Less than a week ago, we were standing at the altar perfectly happy. 708 00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:18,086 Nothing's changed. 709 00:39:18,211 --> 00:39:21,089 - Really? - I still love you. 710 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:24,342 Do you still love me? 711 00:39:26,094 --> 00:39:29,138 Yes, but... 712 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:31,057 Then that's all that matters. 713 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:37,981 But I think that you still love him. 714 00:39:38,106 --> 00:39:43,778 I'm not gay, Nicole. I promise you. 715 00:39:45,113 --> 00:39:48,408 How can you promise me that? 716 00:39:48,533 --> 00:39:52,161 Because I believe that we get to choose how we live our lives. 717 00:39:52,286 --> 00:39:54,455 And I've made my choice. 718 00:39:56,666 --> 00:40:01,796 So now, I have to make mine. I'm so sorry. 719 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:03,047 Nic... 720 00:40:03,172 --> 00:40:04,841 I'm sorry. 721 00:40:04,966 --> 00:40:06,509 Nic! 722 00:40:09,137 --> 00:40:10,680 No. No. 723 00:40:12,557 --> 00:40:14,934 I'm not saying goodbye. 724 00:40:15,059 --> 00:40:16,436 Yeah. 725 00:40:19,522 --> 00:40:23,317 I want to marry you! I have to marry you! 726 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:27,572 TED: Nic. 727 00:40:33,161 --> 00:40:35,163 HOUSE: It's Friday night. 728 00:40:37,457 --> 00:40:40,168 I called it off. 729 00:40:40,293 --> 00:40:41,794 For real this time. 730 00:40:41,919 --> 00:40:46,049 - Frees you up for the next one. - One day at a time. 731 00:40:49,761 --> 00:40:51,387 Napkin rings. 732 00:40:52,889 --> 00:40:54,891 My way of saying thanks. 733 00:40:55,016 --> 00:40:58,269 - For trying to wreck your marriage? - For trying to save it. 734 00:40:59,103 --> 00:41:01,439 And I get napkin rings. 735 00:41:01,564 --> 00:41:03,149 Expensive ones. 736 00:41:18,790 --> 00:41:21,501 I hired a replacement for my PA. 737 00:41:23,002 --> 00:41:24,212 She seems great. 738 00:41:26,130 --> 00:41:28,424 - Good work. - You, too. 739 00:41:28,549 --> 00:41:30,968 Your patient's going home tomorrow. 740 00:41:31,094 --> 00:41:32,762 He doesn't have a home. 741 00:41:35,223 --> 00:41:37,100 You want to grab a bite to eat? 742 00:41:39,227 --> 00:41:40,978 So Wilson got to you, too. 743 00:41:42,772 --> 00:41:45,191 No, this is just me. 744 00:41:45,316 --> 00:41:48,111 - Lucas? - Working late. 745 00:41:50,696 --> 00:41:54,492 - I'm buying. - Not that hungry. 746 00:41:57,036 --> 00:41:58,496 OK. 747 00:42:06,462 --> 00:42:08,923 I just want us to be friends. 748 00:42:12,844 --> 00:42:14,720 Funny. 749 00:42:14,846 --> 00:42:17,765 That's the last thing I want us to be.