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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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(MEDIEVAL MUSIC PLAYING)

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My lords and ladies!

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Today, your Queen
will choose her champion.

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Here he will battle
for not only her honor,

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but for a title of his own.

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But only if he can defeat
the Captain of my Guard,

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Sir Horace the Black!

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(CHEERING)

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Sir William,
wouldst thou fight for my honor?

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To the death, Your Majesty.

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Let's hope it does not come to that, eh?

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I choose Sir William as my champion.

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(CHEERING)

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Attack from his left side.

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I saw his squire bandaging that shoulder
this morning.

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I wish thee luck and strength.

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I fear I shall need all I can get.

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MILES: The Captain of my Guard,
Sir Horace the Black!

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(CHEERING)

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(GROWLING SOFTLY)

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Are you sure you wouldn't like to
reconsider your choice, my Queen?

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I believe I chose rightly, my King.

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(SNARLING)

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Brave knights, in the honored tradition
of our land, have at ye!

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

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I fear you chose most poorly, my love.

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(AUDIENCE EXCLAIMING)

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(SCREAMING)

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(BREATHING HEAVILY)

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(AUDIENCE CHEERING LOUDLY)

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AUDIENCE: (CHANTING)
William! William! William! William!

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William! William! William! William!

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William! William! William! William!

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William? What is it?

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Your eyes.

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(ALL GASPING)

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William.

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We need an ambulance
at the Camden Fairgrounds.

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(FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING)

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You're new.

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You're naked.

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And for the record, a little bit cold.

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I'm sorry, I didn't know
that anyone was home.

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James had an early call,
and I was just leaving.

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Without breakfast?

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I'm fine, thanks. I'm Sam, by the way.

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House. Nice to meet you.

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It'd be nicer if you put this on.

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So you and Wilson...

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Thought you were staying
in New York last night.

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Sorry, must have missed the "if this
trailer be a-rocking" sign out front.

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I'm really late, so...

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If there's any chance that we can
pretend this never happened,

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I'd be completely fine with that.

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An eight-year-old with bleeding ears.

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I'll see your bleeding ears and raise
you a total muscular degeneration.

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What the hell?

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I had a dream like this once.
It didn't end well.

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Huzzah, my loyal peasants.

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House, what are you doing?

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Filling in for Rabbi Shmuhl
at the Goldstein Bris.

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While I'm busy, you all can check out
the knight down in the ER,

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who instead of seizing the throne,
just seized.

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He works at a Renaissance festival?

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Doesn't work there, he lives there.

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He's part of a wonderful little troupe

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who spend their weekends
re-enacting a nobler age

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when people crapped in the streets and
Thirteen would've been a grandmother.

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Weeks, not weekends. Says here
he's been camping out for a month.

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Try doing that with a pen.

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Why don't you put that down
before you kill one of us?

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Better idea. Why don't you
give me something I can use

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so I won't feel the need to?

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Seizure right after a fight
obviously suggests concussion.

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Obviously it isn't,
or the ER wouldn't have called House.

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A full suit of armor would protect
against visible trauma,

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but not transmitted concussive force.

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Could be a subdural hematoma.

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(SIGHING) You're forgetting to demonize.

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An evil, satanic subdural hematoma.

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No, two demon eyes.
Hemorrhaging in the sclerae.

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Could be an allergic reaction to
something from the Renaissance fair.

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Which is why we need to check out
Middle Earth.

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Foreman, take Frodo
and break bread with the Hobbits.

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I still think a hematoma is more likely.

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That's why you and Chase
are gonna get an MRI.

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- But you just...
- I said Frodo, not Gollum.

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Is he saying I have short legs
or hairy feet?

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I don't even know who Frodo is.

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Who's the chick,
and why are you hiding her?

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You were home last night?

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And this morning.
I bumped into your babe naked.

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- I told you to stay out of my bathroom.
- I was in the kitchen.

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- She was naked in the kitchen?
- I was naked.

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- Why were you naked in the kitchen?
- That's not important right now.

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What is, is why you didn't want me
to meet her in the first place.

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- Is she married?
- No.

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- Patient?
- I don't have time for this.

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- She used to be a man.
- House!

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She wants to be a man.

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Sam is a man's name, short for...

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Samantha.

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The soulless harpy you were married to
before we met.

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(SIGHING)

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People change, House.

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Sure. They get older,
their ovaries start drying up

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and nice guys like you
look attractive again.

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Listen, I know that in
your own demented way,

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you think you're looking out for me.
But I have this.

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By "this" you mean a sinking feeling
in the pit of the stomach.

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Fine, I get it.

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It's your life, you go screw it up.
I can wait.

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For what?

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To tell you, "I told you so."

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No signs of a hematoma.
Brain looks completely normal.

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Normal, except for the fact
that he likes to play dress-up.

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My uncle used to pretend
that he was King Leopold.

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<i>WILLIAM: (ON INTERCOM)
I'm not pretending.</i>

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Sorry about that.

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But you don't really think
you're a knight, do you?

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<i>Being a knight isn't a game,
it's a lifestyle,</i>

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<i>and we do it every day,
not just when we play dress-up.</i>

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<i>We live by a code, and uphold ideals
like loyalty, courage, humility.</i>

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And the part where you beat the crap
out of each other in armor?

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<i>That we do for fun.
At least it was up until yesterday.</i>

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<i>Are we almost done? I'm feeling...</i>

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Let's get him out of there
before he aspirates.

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(COUGHING)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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Anything abnormal on the MRI?

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God's teeth! What strange manner
of gannents be these?

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OK. We'll be back soon.

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He consorts with tiny demons in
his hand. 'Tis witchcraft, I say.

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Do I look like I'm here
to play pretend with you?

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THIRTEEN: Relax. It's not personal.

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Just tell them you're a time traveler
or something.

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Well, if we're gonna be here,
we might as well enjoy it.

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Our knight just vomited inside the MRI.

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Taub thinks it might be food poisoning.

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Which shouldn't be surprising.

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Outdoor latrines,
food prep going on next to livestock.

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I hear you wish to speak with me
concerning Sir William.

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How faireth he?

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Not well, or we wouldn't be here.

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- A pox indeed is...
- Miles.

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We just thought it was a concussion.

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He's going to be OK, right?

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We need to look at the area
he was camping out in.

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And you might want to invest into
a dental plan for the kingdom.

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You sure he got sick
from something here?

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I'm not sure of anything, yet, but...

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What do you make of this?

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Mmm. Looks like vomit.

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Means he was showing symptoms
prior to the fight.

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True, but I meant this.

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Oh. It's a cow eye from
the night before the tournament.

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He makes the knights
eat all kinds of disgusting stuff.

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- Why?
- Got the idea from Fear Factor.

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Why didn't he mention it
when he checked into the hospital?

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I make them all take an oath of secrecy
about the ritual.

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William tends to take his role
as a knight very seriously.

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SHANNON: You think that's
what caused him to pass out?

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(CLEARING THROAT)

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- It's not exactly sanitary.
- Fun stuff never is.

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Serious bacterial food poisoning
explains seizure and vomiting.

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- A lumbar puncture could confirm.
- Except it's not food poisoning.

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If it was, the ER would look like
Camelot right now.

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All it takes is one bad eyeball.

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Or testicle, cow brain,
or my personal favorite,

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pig rectum with a side order
of sphincter.

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I think they call that
breakfast in Australia.

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HOUSE: No one else was sick because
they weren't allergic like he was.

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- To what?
- That's what I sent you to Middle Earth

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to find out.

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Run scratch tests with the samples
you brought back.

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CHASE: That's gonna take time,
and he's getting worse.

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So treat him with epinephrine, too.

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FOREMAN: This should prevent
any more symptoms

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until we can figure out
what it is you're allergic to.

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WILLIAM: Thanks.

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I told you, you shouldn't have
eaten all that stuff.

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You know, you don't have to stay.

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I'm sure you and Miles are crazy busy,
what with the wedding and all.

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- Miles said we could postpone it...
- Don't worry, I'll be fine.

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I'll be there. I just hope
you have a good photographer.

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'Cause I don't think the standard
red-eye filter's going to work on these.

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THIRTEEN: I need your right arm.

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That feels... Feels strange.

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(MONITORS BEEPING)
What is it? What's wrong?

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His heart rate's become irregular.

192
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My chest hurts.
It feels like it's going to explode.

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Tachycardia. We need to shock him
back into rhythm.

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- Oh, my God, William...
- I need his gown open.

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(PANTING)

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What is that? What is that stuff?

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I don't know.

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(GASPING)

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It's definitely not an allergy,

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or the epi would have helped him,
not made him worse.

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Unless he's allergic and allergic
to the cure. Sodium bisulfite,

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the preservative that keeps epi peppy,
can cause tachycardia.

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So can Wolff-Parkinson-White syndrome,

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and it also causes
hemorrhaging in the eyes.

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And abnormal electrical pathways in
the heart, which could cause seizures.

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But not skin infections.

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There is an infection that can cause
skin and neurological damage

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and spreads rapidly without treatment.

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Methicillin-resistant
staphylococcus aureus?

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Lord have MRSA.

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You weren't wearing gloves when we
shocked his heart back into rhythm.

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I'm sure you'll be fine. You two,
get a sample to the lab to confirm.

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You get the knight into isolation
and on IV antibiotics.

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You, stay away from me.

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- Need to talk.
- About the MRSA? I know. We're...

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MRSA, shmrsa. Something important.

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Something you think is more important
than a potentially lethal bacteria

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spreading like wildfire
through my hospital?

219
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Well, that narrows it down to
something personal and stupid.

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- Wilson.
- Theory confirmed.

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- He is dating his first wife, I know.
- I don't believe it.

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That he didn't ask
your permission first?

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No, that he's actually capable of
keeping a secret from me.

224
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Well, you'd be surprised
how many things Wilson doesn't tell you.

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Would I? Like how you slept
with your father's best friend? Or...

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- I'm going to kill him.
- You need to break them up.

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- Forget it.
- So you'd rather sit back and watch

228
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while the evil blonde gorges on
Wilson's tender flesh

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and then tosses out his bones
like she did the last time?

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You remember what
he was like after that?

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- Yes, I do.
- Well, then do something.

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God knows he's not gonna listen to me.
You, on the other hand,

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have decades of experience dating
and being attracted to losers.

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00:16:22,044 --> 00:16:24,088
- I don't include myself.
- You know what happens

235
00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:26,507
when you interfere in other
people's relationships?

236
00:16:26,632 --> 00:16:28,634
Of course, I do it all the time.

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00:16:29,844 --> 00:16:33,764
- Hmm. I see your point.
- That is why I'm staying out of this.

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00:16:33,889 --> 00:16:38,227
You force him to choose,
you might not like the answer.

239
00:16:46,235 --> 00:16:48,821
He doesn't seem to be in
as much pain anymore.

240
00:16:48,946 --> 00:16:50,072
That's good.

241
00:16:50,197 --> 00:16:53,743
But we won't be out of the woods for
sure until the blisters start to recede.

242
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:56,829
I'm really thirsty.
You mind getting me a soda?

243
00:16:56,954 --> 00:16:59,040
Sure. I'll be right back.

244
00:17:01,000 --> 00:17:03,336
(EXHALING)

245
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:05,379
What's wrong?

246
00:17:05,504 --> 00:17:07,798
The pain in my chest,
it's getting worse.

247
00:17:07,923 --> 00:17:10,801
- Just now?
- No.

248
00:17:10,926 --> 00:17:12,928
I didn't want to worry her.

249
00:17:14,930 --> 00:17:16,474
So how long have you been
in love with her?

250
00:17:16,599 --> 00:17:19,018
What? No, we're just friends.

251
00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:20,895
Seriously.

252
00:17:24,523 --> 00:17:26,400
Since the first time I saw her.

253
00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:28,235
Why don't you tell her?

254
00:17:28,361 --> 00:17:30,613
- She's engaged to my friend.
- The King?

255
00:17:30,738 --> 00:17:33,407
Haven't seen him visiting
or sitting by your bedside.

256
00:17:33,532 --> 00:17:34,867
He has responsibilities.

257
00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:37,912
Yeah? I'm guessing the Queen does, too.

258
00:17:38,037 --> 00:17:41,207
What kind of knight
steals his friend's bride?

259
00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:44,835
I hate that I even think about it.

260
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:47,713
You're not a knight. You're just a guy.

261
00:17:51,175 --> 00:17:53,177
But I want to be more than that.

262
00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,598
(GASPS)
Your chest?

263
00:17:57,723 --> 00:18:01,435
No, my back.
Feels like there's a knife in it.

264
00:18:03,396 --> 00:18:05,481
Is the infection spreading?

265
00:18:05,606 --> 00:18:07,274
CHASE: It's not MRSA.

266
00:18:07,400 --> 00:18:10,986
It looks like some sort of
clostridial organism.

267
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:14,865
Question is, which type of clostridium?
There's hundreds.

268
00:18:14,990 --> 00:18:17,284
C. perfringens?

269
00:18:17,410 --> 00:18:20,538
Wouldn't account for his other symptoms.
C. tetani, on the other hand?

270
00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:23,416
CHASE: Tetanus? He would have
been inoculated against it.

271
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,876
TAUB: So he cut himself
and didn't get a booster shot.

272
00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:29,964
The guy fights people with swords
for fun, no one said he's smart.

273
00:18:30,089 --> 00:18:31,841
They don't just fight for fun.

274
00:18:31,966 --> 00:18:33,509
They fight to prove their bravery.

275
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,887
You buying this honor stuff?

276
00:18:37,888 --> 00:18:40,808
Fighting is not brave, it's just stupid.

277
00:18:40,933 --> 00:18:42,685
You would say that.

278
00:18:43,561 --> 00:18:44,937
You think I've never been in a fight?

279
00:18:45,062 --> 00:18:49,024
- No, I just think you've never won one.
- I took on three guys in college once.

280
00:18:49,150 --> 00:18:51,026
HOUSE: Hope they
bought you dinner first.

281
00:18:51,152 --> 00:18:53,154
- CHASE: It's not MRSA.
- I know.

282
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:54,905
- It's poison ivy.
- CHASE: Poison ivy?

283
00:18:55,030 --> 00:18:57,366
A severe reaction
could cause the blisters

284
00:18:57,491 --> 00:18:59,952
and maybe irritate his eyes enough
to cause the hemorrhaging,

285
00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:02,037
but the chest pain and seizures?

286
00:19:02,163 --> 00:19:05,875
They have bonfires every night.
Burning leaves aerosolizes the oil.

287
00:19:06,000 --> 00:19:08,002
You've seen what it's done
to the outside of his body,

288
00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,379
imagine what it's doing to his lungs
and his sinuses.

289
00:19:10,504 --> 00:19:12,089
OK, maybe it remotely fits,

290
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:15,092
but I'd rather go with scientific
evidence than with your gut.

291
00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:17,595
How about this?

292
00:19:17,720 --> 00:19:20,222
Apparently, it's all over his sword.

293
00:19:21,098 --> 00:19:23,684
(PAGERS BEEPING)

294
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,562
- It's his heart rate again!
- How fast is it?

295
00:19:26,687 --> 00:19:29,106
- It's slowing. Why aren't you...
- It's not MRSA.

296
00:19:29,231 --> 00:19:31,025
I'm giving him 12 cc's of epinephrine.

297
00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:33,027
He tested positive.
You'll blow his heart out.

298
00:19:33,152 --> 00:19:36,030
If it slows any more,
it's going to stop.

299
00:19:37,281 --> 00:19:39,200
(FLATLINING)

300
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:40,785
I told you!

301
00:19:40,910 --> 00:19:42,745
(MONITOR STARTS BEEPING)

302
00:19:44,955 --> 00:19:46,832
(INHALING)

303
00:19:46,957 --> 00:19:48,626
And I told you.

304
00:19:53,923 --> 00:19:56,008
That wasn't caused by poison ivy.

305
00:19:56,133 --> 00:19:57,301
Or epinephrine.

306
00:19:57,426 --> 00:20:00,888
Means the heart problem we ruled out,
we now have to rule back in.

307
00:20:01,013 --> 00:20:03,432
We found clostridium bacteria
in the skin samples.

308
00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:05,851
THIRTEEN: Clostridium's in dirt
and basically harmless.

309
00:20:05,976 --> 00:20:08,521
But opportunistic,
if his immune system was depressed.

310
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:10,356
- Leukemia?
- He would've had symptoms

311
00:20:10,481 --> 00:20:12,149
way before the Renaissance festival.

312
00:20:12,274 --> 00:20:15,444
Which is true of anything that would
compromise his immune system.

313
00:20:15,569 --> 00:20:18,531
Which means it has to be
some other environmental toxin.

314
00:20:18,656 --> 00:20:22,117
Yesterday he was a healthy knight,
today he's sleeping beauty.

315
00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,327
Nothing else fits.

316
00:20:23,452 --> 00:20:26,539
- Trichinosis from eating infected meat?
- We already ruled out food poisoning.

317
00:20:26,664 --> 00:20:29,500
Both the butcher shop and the food
stands at the fair were totally clean.

318
00:20:29,625 --> 00:20:32,002
HOUSE: Then he ate the poison apple
somewhere else,

319
00:20:32,127 --> 00:20:34,004
or maybe you just missed it.

320
00:20:34,129 --> 00:20:37,341
Start treatment for trichinosis
and confirm with a muscle biopsy.

321
00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:43,055
(WOMAN CHATTERING ON PA)

322
00:20:45,975 --> 00:20:47,268
Hey.

323
00:20:48,811 --> 00:20:51,605
I can't believe I'm about to say this.
Sam... (SIGHING)

324
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,148
Told you so.

325
00:20:53,274 --> 00:20:56,610
No, she didn't dump me.
She wants to get to know you better.

326
00:20:56,735 --> 00:20:59,780
Damn it! I never should have
let her see me naked.

327
00:20:59,905 --> 00:21:03,200
It goes against all my instincts,
but I said all right.

328
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:06,328
- Why?
- She thinks I was hiding her from you.

329
00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:07,454
You were.

330
00:21:07,580 --> 00:21:08,998
I don't want her to know.

331
00:21:09,999 --> 00:21:13,961
You're asking me to condone a
relationship based on lies and mistrust?

332
00:21:15,004 --> 00:21:17,381
- Yeah.
- When and where?

333
00:21:17,506 --> 00:21:20,467
- Tonight. Venezia. 8:00.
- (SIGHING) What am I gonna wear?

334
00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:22,595
All my cereal boxes are at the cleaners.

335
00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:25,514
House, listen.

336
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:27,850
I know you're worried about me.

337
00:21:27,975 --> 00:21:31,020
And I also know that
that kind of unselfishness

338
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:33,355
doesn't come naturally to you.

339
00:21:34,189 --> 00:21:36,692
But I don't want your help.
I don't need your help.

340
00:21:36,817 --> 00:21:42,364
Just come to dinner
and be your usual selfish self.

341
00:21:44,617 --> 00:21:46,201
How could I say no?

342
00:21:51,040 --> 00:21:52,791
Miles said he'd stop by later.

343
00:21:52,917 --> 00:21:56,503
Tell him not to.
I don't want to be seen like this.

344
00:21:56,629 --> 00:22:00,090
You're sick.
That's nothing to be ashamed of.

345
00:22:00,215 --> 00:22:01,926
Unless you're saying
you want me to leave?

346
00:22:02,051 --> 00:22:03,510
WILLIAM: No, don't.

347
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:08,349
THIRTEEN: I think he's saying
it's different with you, Shannon.

348
00:22:08,474 --> 00:22:11,310
It's a guy thing. They don't like
showing weakness in front of each other.

349
00:22:11,435 --> 00:22:13,520
Right, William?

350
00:22:13,646 --> 00:22:16,440
Right.
Maybe when I'm feeling a little better.

351
00:22:19,068 --> 00:22:22,529
I'm going to take a small sample
of your muscle tissue here.

352
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,198
Do you mind waiting outside for this?

353
00:22:24,323 --> 00:22:26,617
- Don't hurt him.
- He's safe with me.

354
00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:34,083
I thought you were going to tell her.

355
00:22:34,291 --> 00:22:38,087
Not my call, but if you ask me,
she's waiting for you to.

356
00:22:39,088 --> 00:22:40,839
Knights are supposed to be selfless.

357
00:22:41,715 --> 00:22:45,344
Right, they conquered countries
and built castles by being selfless.

358
00:22:45,469 --> 00:22:48,555
Bravery and loyalty are great qualities
for soldiers.

359
00:22:48,681 --> 00:22:52,768
If you want to be king, sometimes you
have to be willing to take what's yours.

360
00:22:52,893 --> 00:22:53,894
(EXCLAIMS)

361
00:22:57,481 --> 00:22:59,775
She's not mine.

362
00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,861
She's not his either. Not yet.

363
00:23:10,661 --> 00:23:13,580
It's just dinner. Relax.

364
00:23:13,706 --> 00:23:16,625
Trust me, there is no "just"
when House is involved.

365
00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:18,335
We're in the middle of a restaurant.

366
00:23:18,460 --> 00:23:21,630
What could he possibly do?

367
00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:25,050
That

368
00:23:27,928 --> 00:23:30,389
Sorry we're late, but you know girls.

369
00:23:30,514 --> 00:23:32,599
Always fiddling with the hair
and the makeup.

370
00:23:32,725 --> 00:23:35,227
James, Sam, this is Sarah.

371
00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:37,021
It's nice to meet you.
Horace has told me...

372
00:23:37,146 --> 00:23:38,147
House.

373
00:23:38,272 --> 00:23:41,817
House has told me all about you.

374
00:23:41,942 --> 00:23:43,277
Nice to meet you.

375
00:23:48,490 --> 00:23:50,367
What's the diagnosis?

376
00:23:51,201 --> 00:23:54,955
His muscle biopsy's clean.
It's not trichinosis.

377
00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,833
House was wrong.
This is not environmental.

378
00:23:57,958 --> 00:24:01,211
Or we screwed up and missed something
at the Renaissance fair.

379
00:24:01,336 --> 00:24:02,546
You think we did?

380
00:24:02,671 --> 00:24:05,215
No, but I think House will think we did.

381
00:24:05,340 --> 00:24:09,344
- What could we have missed?
- Fungal infection?

382
00:24:09,470 --> 00:24:13,223
There's nothing in his blood work
even remotely suggesting that.

383
00:24:13,348 --> 00:24:15,434
But it fits the symptoms.

384
00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:19,229
You want to retest every sample we took
for spores?

385
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:21,065
We'll be here all night.

386
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:23,650
Have you noticed how much pain
he's been in lately?

387
00:24:23,776 --> 00:24:25,444
And that's relevant how?

388
00:24:25,569 --> 00:24:29,239
Extra pain means extra cranky,
means off his game.

389
00:24:29,364 --> 00:24:31,700
He's not gonna accept
this isn't environmental

390
00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:34,203
unless we give him no choice.

391
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:36,830
(SIGHS)

392
00:24:40,125 --> 00:24:41,502
(ALL LAUGHING)

393
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,337
I cannot believe
you're from Bloomington.

394
00:24:43,462 --> 00:24:46,673
I know. Isn't it amazing?

395
00:24:46,799 --> 00:24:48,550
Yeah. Delightful.

396
00:24:48,675 --> 00:24:50,761
Ignore him.
He's just upset that we're having fun.

397
00:24:50,886 --> 00:24:52,679
SARAH:
Do you remember that little bakery,

398
00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:54,681
the one with the amazing cupcakes?

399
00:24:54,807 --> 00:24:56,266
- Gino's.
- Oh, yes!

400
00:24:56,391 --> 00:24:59,728
- First stop every time I go home.
- Me, too.

401
00:24:59,853 --> 00:25:01,188
SAM: Remember that strip club?

402
00:25:01,313 --> 00:25:04,358
SARAH: Girl, I used to work
at that strip club.

403
00:25:05,359 --> 00:25:07,444
(SCREAMING)

404
00:25:08,904 --> 00:25:10,197
Where does it hurt, William?

405
00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:11,824
My legs. It feels like they're on fire.

406
00:25:25,629 --> 00:25:28,423
THIRTEEN: Rhabdomyolysis
means his kidneys are failing.

407
00:25:28,549 --> 00:25:31,426
Also means it's not environmental.
We need to move on.

408
00:25:31,552 --> 00:25:34,471
TAUB: I recommend we start with a full
cancer work-up, starting with the...

409
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:36,598
Which one of you checked out
the apartment?

410
00:25:36,723 --> 00:25:37,724
House...

411
00:25:37,850 --> 00:25:39,351
His symptoms fit an environmental...

412
00:25:39,476 --> 00:25:42,729
- The test results don't. We redid...
- Search the apartment.

413
00:25:42,855 --> 00:25:45,816
- He hasn't been there in three weeks.
- Go! Now!

414
00:25:50,279 --> 00:25:52,072
I liked him better
when he was on Vicodin.

415
00:25:52,197 --> 00:25:53,657
You and Thirteen check out his place.

416
00:25:53,782 --> 00:25:55,993
While you're wasting time,
we'll ultrasound the liver.

417
00:25:56,118 --> 00:25:59,413
If it's cancer,
it's as good a place as any to start.

418
00:26:04,209 --> 00:26:05,669
- Hey-
- Hey-

419
00:26:10,340 --> 00:26:11,508
(SIGHING)

420
00:26:11,633 --> 00:26:13,594
Heard House met Sam.

421
00:26:14,469 --> 00:26:15,554
The first time he was naked.

422
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:18,473
The second time, he brought
a transvestite prostitute to dinner.

423
00:26:18,599 --> 00:26:20,726
Overall, it could've been worse.

424
00:26:20,851 --> 00:26:22,102
Great.

425
00:26:24,897 --> 00:26:26,523
That's your reaction?

426
00:26:26,648 --> 00:26:27,733
What?

427
00:26:27,858 --> 00:26:29,943
Nudity, prostitutes...

428
00:26:30,861 --> 00:26:32,613
Sorry. Preoccupied.

429
00:26:35,657 --> 00:26:37,618
House said something to you, didn't he?

430
00:26:37,743 --> 00:26:40,245
No. He didn't.

431
00:26:45,918 --> 00:26:47,669
(SIGHS)

432
00:26:50,547 --> 00:26:53,717
It is a little crazy, though.
I mean, isn't it?

433
00:26:53,842 --> 00:26:56,136
I mean, things seem to be going great,

434
00:26:56,261 --> 00:26:59,056
but they seemed to be going great
12 years ago.

435
00:26:59,181 --> 00:27:00,766
The good things are still good.

436
00:27:00,891 --> 00:27:04,311
She's still smart, funny, gets me.
And she's less competitive.

437
00:27:04,436 --> 00:27:07,898
Either she's changed or I've changed,
but either way...

438
00:27:09,358 --> 00:27:11,026
Am I out of my mind?

439
00:27:14,863 --> 00:27:16,865
You never know what can happen.

440
00:27:16,990 --> 00:27:18,700
Might as well give it a chance.

441
00:27:23,789 --> 00:27:24,998
Yeah.

442
00:27:28,168 --> 00:27:29,586
TAUB: Looks like you were right.

443
00:27:29,878 --> 00:27:34,591
Tumors, dozens of them
inside and on the surface.

444
00:27:35,926 --> 00:27:37,552
Pull in closer.

445
00:27:43,642 --> 00:27:45,018
See that?

446
00:27:46,478 --> 00:27:48,563
What is that?

447
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:51,817
I don't know,
but it's definitely not cancer.

448
00:28:07,916 --> 00:28:08,917
Kitchen's clean.

449
00:28:09,626 --> 00:28:10,919
Bedroom as well.

450
00:28:11,044 --> 00:28:14,089
Most dangerous thing in
his medicine cabinet was dental floss.

451
00:28:15,549 --> 00:28:19,177
- It's locked. Key wasn't on his ring.
- You honestly want to go back

452
00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:22,472
and tell House we didn't check
every square inch of this place?

453
00:28:22,597 --> 00:28:24,016
Of course not.

454
00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:36,153
(CHASE GROANING)

455
00:28:37,446 --> 00:28:39,197
(CLEARING THROAT)

456
00:28:40,615 --> 00:28:41,992
My hero.

457
00:28:52,836 --> 00:28:54,880
What the hell is this?

458
00:28:56,340 --> 00:28:59,634
Either a secret entrance to Hogwarts

459
00:29:01,219 --> 00:29:05,057
or our knight is a witch.

460
00:29:17,486 --> 00:29:20,864
Our knight is into
some seriously creepy stuff.

461
00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:24,159
He claims it's just sugar water, but we
sent the rest to the lab for testing.

462
00:29:24,284 --> 00:29:26,578
- You think he poisoned himself?
- FOREMAN: It's not poison.

463
00:29:26,703 --> 00:29:28,330
We would have picked
it up in his blood work.

464
00:29:28,455 --> 00:29:30,082
Not if it collected
slowly in his liver

465
00:29:30,207 --> 00:29:33,001
and it all started leaking
into his system at once.

466
00:29:33,126 --> 00:29:35,128
These tumors that aren't tumors,

467
00:29:35,253 --> 00:29:37,547
what if they're focal hepatic lesions
filled with blood?

468
00:29:37,672 --> 00:29:40,926
Every time one explodes,
it'd be releasing another dose.

469
00:29:41,051 --> 00:29:42,427
Of what?

470
00:29:45,305 --> 00:29:47,724
Plumbum nigrum.

471
00:29:47,849 --> 00:29:50,811
- You putting a hex on someone?
- It's Latin for black lead.

472
00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:55,774
Our knight/warlock
apparently also dabbles in alchemy.

473
00:29:55,899 --> 00:29:57,192
Lead poisoning?

474
00:29:57,317 --> 00:30:00,779
Seizures, paralysis, weak immune system
and eventually coma.

475
00:30:00,904 --> 00:30:03,907
Biopsy the cysts, you'll find your lead.

476
00:30:11,706 --> 00:30:13,375
You think we'll make the 7:30?

477
00:30:13,500 --> 00:30:16,169
I'm sorry. If I don't change, I'm gonna
feel like I'm at work all night.

478
00:30:16,294 --> 00:30:19,005
- Yeah, I remember.
- Is it a problem?

479
00:30:19,131 --> 00:30:21,007
Not at all.

480
00:30:21,133 --> 00:30:24,136
In fact, if we hurry...

481
00:30:26,555 --> 00:30:29,433
We will definitely not make the 7:30.

482
00:30:29,558 --> 00:30:31,935
Well, there's always the 9:40.

483
00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:38,108
(HOUSE HUMMING)

484
00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,197
Or not.

485
00:30:50,579 --> 00:30:52,831
Shouldn't you be at the hospital?

486
00:30:52,956 --> 00:30:55,125
Wouldn't need a team if I did
all the work, now, would I?

487
00:30:55,250 --> 00:30:57,836
- Plus, I had to make you dinner.
- We have plans.

488
00:30:57,961 --> 00:31:00,213
Bet your plans don't taste like this.

489
00:31:01,756 --> 00:31:03,592
Don't!

490
00:31:03,717 --> 00:31:07,637
House, whatever it is
that you're up to...

491
00:31:07,762 --> 00:31:10,223
I'm trying to be nice.

492
00:31:13,185 --> 00:31:16,188
What I did the other night was juvenile.
I'm sorry.

493
00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,450
(ALL LAUGHING)

494
00:31:31,203 --> 00:31:32,245
Yeah.

495
00:31:32,370 --> 00:31:33,914
Soufflé was amazing.

496
00:31:34,039 --> 00:31:36,791
It's my mom's recipe.
Everything else, I got off the web.

497
00:31:38,460 --> 00:31:39,920
Here's to the Internet.

498
00:31:40,045 --> 00:31:44,132
Where I found the lamb ragl':
and you two found each other. Again.

499
00:31:44,257 --> 00:31:46,426
Well, it wasn't just the Internet.

500
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:49,513
Yeah, more like divorce, depression,

501
00:31:49,638 --> 00:31:51,515
therapy, more therapy,
then the Internet.

502
00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:52,682
Yeah.

503
00:31:52,807 --> 00:31:54,184
And here we are.

504
00:31:54,309 --> 00:31:56,353
Exactly. And here we are.

505
00:32:00,482 --> 00:32:03,860
Well, I need to go to the bathroom.

506
00:32:03,985 --> 00:32:07,113
I think you're old enough now, but if
you'd like me to come along with you...

507
00:32:07,239 --> 00:32:10,116
I mean, is it safe
to leave the two of you?

508
00:32:10,242 --> 00:32:11,660
Come on, James, enough already.

509
00:32:11,785 --> 00:32:14,704
Yeah, James. I cook in peace.

510
00:32:14,829 --> 00:32:17,082
OK. Be right back.

511
00:32:26,967 --> 00:32:30,762
You're a cold-hearted bitch
who ripped his heart out.

512
00:32:30,887 --> 00:32:33,557
I watched him struggle for years
to overcome the damage you did,

513
00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:35,892
and there's no way
I'm just gonna let you reel him back in

514
00:32:36,017 --> 00:32:38,603
so you can do it all over again.

515
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:44,943
And all this?

516
00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:47,779
Phase two of getting to know my enemy.

517
00:32:49,281 --> 00:32:51,074
You're wrong about me.

518
00:32:52,284 --> 00:32:54,953
But I'm glad now
I don't have to pretend I like you,

519
00:32:55,078 --> 00:32:57,205
except for when James
is standing next to me.

520
00:32:57,330 --> 00:33:01,418
Same here. The only difference is,
I'll outlast you.

521
00:33:03,628 --> 00:33:06,089
(DOOR CLOSES)
And scene.

522
00:33:09,092 --> 00:33:11,386
Well, it's too late for the movie.

523
00:33:11,511 --> 00:33:14,180
- Wanna see what's on TV?
- Absolutely.

524
00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:15,890
Love to.

525
00:33:23,231 --> 00:33:25,984
There wasn't any lead present in
his blood work or liver biopsy.

526
00:33:26,109 --> 00:33:28,194
And his heart rate and BP
are getting even more erratic.

527
00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,323
We had to shock it back into rhythm
twice during the night.

528
00:33:35,410 --> 00:33:38,079
There's only one thing left to do.

529
00:33:42,334 --> 00:33:44,127
(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

530
00:33:44,252 --> 00:33:46,004
(PLAYING MEDIEVAL TUNE)

531
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,173
We're wasting our time.

532
00:33:48,298 --> 00:33:51,009
Actually,
I've already gotten good value.

533
00:33:51,134 --> 00:33:53,595
There's nothing here that
could've caused any of his symptoms.

534
00:33:53,720 --> 00:33:55,680
No, you told me that
you couldn't find anything here

535
00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:57,223
that could be causing his symptoms.

536
00:33:57,349 --> 00:33:59,684
Now we're gonna find something new
because we're in costume?

537
00:33:59,809 --> 00:34:02,812
We looked everywhere. Tested everything.

538
00:34:02,937 --> 00:34:06,274
Just because Wilson's acting stupid
doesn't mean we are.

539
00:34:06,399 --> 00:34:08,568
You think he's making a mistake?

540
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:11,738
Of course.
But he'll figure it out sooner or later.

541
00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:13,573
Hopefully after a few weeks
of great sex.

542
00:34:13,698 --> 00:34:15,575
Nothing ventured, nothing gained.

543
00:34:15,700 --> 00:34:17,118
Wilson's not like us.

544
00:34:17,243 --> 00:34:19,704
He cares too much about people
and their feelings.

545
00:34:19,829 --> 00:34:20,872
Thanks for the compliment.

546
00:34:20,997 --> 00:34:23,083
The code that our knight
claims to live by,

547
00:34:23,208 --> 00:34:27,587
all that crap about honor and chivalry,
Wilson's naturally like that.

548
00:34:27,712 --> 00:34:30,173
- Which is why he is...
- A great guy.

549
00:34:30,298 --> 00:34:33,968
...a sucker and a target.
Someone's got to look out for him.

550
00:34:36,179 --> 00:34:37,430
You smell that?

551
00:34:37,555 --> 00:34:39,182
Yeah, it's the apothecary shop,

552
00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:41,851
and, yes, Foreman and I already...

553
00:34:50,819 --> 00:34:52,362
I cry your pardon, sir.

554
00:34:54,781 --> 00:34:56,866
- You know what this is?
- Why, that's lavender.

555
00:34:56,991 --> 00:34:58,702
Try rose hips.

556
00:34:58,827 --> 00:35:01,162
Both harmless. Who cares?

557
00:35:01,287 --> 00:35:03,289
It could be cyanide, as far as he knows.

558
00:35:04,999 --> 00:35:08,044
- How about this?
- Be nothing but St John's wort.

559
00:35:08,169 --> 00:35:10,505
Wrong again. Black Cohosh.

560
00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:14,342
My uncle owns the shop.
I just started apprenticing.

561
00:35:14,467 --> 00:35:16,261
What's the big deal?

562
00:35:17,637 --> 00:35:21,141
Hey, I just organized all that.

563
00:35:26,020 --> 00:35:28,732
- You know what this is?
- A wild carrot?

564
00:35:28,857 --> 00:35:33,528
It's hemlock, you embossed carbuncle.

565
00:35:34,863 --> 00:35:36,823
That's hemlock? You sure?

566
00:35:36,948 --> 00:35:39,159
Did you sell it to anyone?

567
00:35:40,660 --> 00:35:42,704
It's poison. Think hard.

568
00:35:43,997 --> 00:35:45,498
It was just one branch.

569
00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:48,001
You sold it to Sir William.

570
00:35:48,126 --> 00:35:51,087
No. To the King.

571
00:35:56,050 --> 00:35:59,512
It's the only part of the environment
you didn't check.

572
00:35:59,637 --> 00:36:01,431
The people living in it.

573
00:36:08,062 --> 00:36:11,107
What's going on?
Why can't we see William?

574
00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:15,695
Because you poisoned him,
your royal anus, with this.

575
00:36:15,820 --> 00:36:18,782
- Wild carrots?
- Hemlock.

576
00:36:18,907 --> 00:36:21,326
I need to know how much you used
and how you prepared it.

577
00:36:21,451 --> 00:36:23,536
- You did something to William?
- No, of course not.

578
00:36:23,661 --> 00:36:27,081
He's still alive. You want to avoid
a murder charge, start talking fast.

579
00:36:27,207 --> 00:36:30,084
The apothecary's willing to testify
that you're the only one he gave it to.

580
00:36:30,210 --> 00:36:33,087
OK. Yeah, maybe I bought it
for the food challenge,

581
00:36:33,213 --> 00:36:36,591
- but I didn't know that was hemlock.
- If it was for the challenge,

582
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,635
why is Wee Willy
the only knight who's dying?

583
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,806
I don't know. I'm telling you, I didn't
know. Why would I want to hurt William?

584
00:36:42,931 --> 00:36:45,391
I can think of at least one reason.

585
00:36:45,517 --> 00:36:49,395
Miles, please, whatever happened,
just tell them the truth.

586
00:36:49,521 --> 00:36:50,730
I am.

587
00:36:52,106 --> 00:36:53,483
I swear.

588
00:36:57,028 --> 00:36:59,197
We ran a gas chromatography
on his blood,

589
00:36:59,322 --> 00:37:01,157
found trace amounts
of piperidine alkaloids.

590
00:37:01,282 --> 00:37:03,409
The main markers
of hemlock intoxication.

591
00:37:03,535 --> 00:37:06,204
Well, the good news is,
we now know what's wrong with you.

592
00:37:06,329 --> 00:37:11,334
Bad news is, your king's precious ideals
were just pretend after all.

593
00:37:11,459 --> 00:37:14,254
At least when it comes to guys
who get too close to his Queen.

594
00:37:15,129 --> 00:37:16,840
It's not true.

595
00:37:18,132 --> 00:37:19,843
I guess you've never
heard the expression,

596
00:37:19,968 --> 00:37:21,928
"Gas chromatography machines don't lie."

597
00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:24,222
Neither does Miles.

598
00:37:24,347 --> 00:37:26,641
He's the best knight I've ever known.

599
00:37:26,766 --> 00:37:28,434
That's why he was chosen king.

600
00:37:28,560 --> 00:37:33,147
Miles is a jealous idiot,
and you're just an idiot.

601
00:37:33,273 --> 00:37:35,066
Something's wrong.

602
00:37:35,191 --> 00:37:38,069
We performed a gastric lavage
and administered activated charcoal,

603
00:37:38,194 --> 00:37:40,238
but he's getting worse, not better.

604
00:37:40,363 --> 00:37:43,449
It's been in his system two days.
We're lucky he's lasted this long.

605
00:37:43,575 --> 00:37:45,869
If it was hemlock,
he'd either be dead already

606
00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:47,328
or getting better with treatment.

607
00:37:47,453 --> 00:37:49,080
It's hemlock. We found it in his blood.

608
00:37:49,205 --> 00:37:52,125
He may have had some hemlock,
but it's not what's killing him.

609
00:37:58,006 --> 00:37:59,716
Don't do it, whatever you're planning,

610
00:37:59,841 --> 00:38:01,718
especially if you're gonna use
that thing.

611
00:38:01,843 --> 00:38:03,303
(EXCLAIMS)

612
00:38:03,428 --> 00:38:04,888
It was just sitting in a stone...

613
00:38:05,722 --> 00:38:10,435
Here. It's gonna cost extra 'cause of
the level of detail that you wanted.

614
00:38:10,560 --> 00:38:13,980
Anything good?
And by good, I, of course, mean bad.

615
00:38:14,105 --> 00:38:16,399
Nope. Pretty much your typical life.

616
00:38:16,524 --> 00:38:17,984
Married young, got divorced.

617
00:38:18,109 --> 00:38:20,403
Married a little less young,
got divorced.

618
00:38:20,528 --> 00:38:23,531
She's been pretty successful in
everything she's done except marriage.

619
00:38:23,656 --> 00:38:25,408
Well, there's gotta be
something I can use.

620
00:38:25,533 --> 00:38:29,078
Maybe. Didn't read her shrink's notes.
Didn't seem right.

621
00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:31,205
But stealing them did?

622
00:38:31,331 --> 00:38:34,500
Whoa! I didn't steal them.
I found a way to obtain them.

623
00:38:34,626 --> 00:38:39,005
Excuse me. I don't mean to interrupt,
but you got a minute?

624
00:38:39,130 --> 00:38:40,673
Sure.

625
00:38:42,091 --> 00:38:44,677
Oh, him? Yeah. I was just leaving.

626
00:38:47,805 --> 00:38:49,849
Careful, I have a sword.

627
00:38:53,269 --> 00:38:54,729
I don't agree with what you said,

628
00:38:54,854 --> 00:38:57,690
but I understand why you said it.

629
00:38:57,815 --> 00:38:59,901
We were married young.
We both made mistakes.

630
00:39:00,026 --> 00:39:02,946
And, yes, I did make most of them.

631
00:39:03,071 --> 00:39:05,073
But that was almost a decade ago.

632
00:39:05,198 --> 00:39:08,701
I'm sorry, is that the statutory period
for soul sucking?

633
00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:12,372
I'm not asking you to like me, House.

634
00:39:12,497 --> 00:39:14,082
To be honest, I think you're an ass,

635
00:39:14,207 --> 00:39:17,043
but we do have one thing in common.

636
00:39:18,211 --> 00:39:19,754
We care about James.

637
00:39:19,879 --> 00:39:23,132
So prove it and dump him. Again.

638
00:39:23,257 --> 00:39:25,718
You're pretty much insufferable
all the time, aren't you?

639
00:39:25,843 --> 00:39:27,762
Sorry. Go on. And yes.

640
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:31,724
We just reconnected,
we have no idea where we're headed.

641
00:39:32,809 --> 00:39:38,272
But is it really too much to ask
that you give us a chance to find out?

642
00:39:45,238 --> 00:39:47,115
I'm sure I'll be seeing you around.

643
00:40:19,147 --> 00:40:22,567
We did it. Well, I did it.

644
00:40:22,692 --> 00:40:24,068
What exactly did we do?

645
00:40:25,987 --> 00:40:27,155
You do?

646
00:40:27,280 --> 00:40:29,198
These aren't focal hepatic lesions
on his liver.

647
00:40:29,323 --> 00:40:31,492
They're peliosis hepatis lesions,

648
00:40:31,617 --> 00:40:34,662
which, in combination with an erratic
heart rate, usually indicates...

649
00:40:34,787 --> 00:40:37,165
Endocarditis,
an infection on his heart valve.

650
00:40:37,290 --> 00:40:40,209
Two major symptoms
of anabolic steroid abuse.

651
00:40:40,334 --> 00:40:42,795
- No, he wouldn't...
- And the rhabdo makes the third.

652
00:40:42,920 --> 00:40:44,964
Our patient's a juicer.

653
00:40:45,757 --> 00:40:48,885
The ancient poison accelerated
the damage of the modern poison.

654
00:40:49,927 --> 00:40:52,889
Start treatment.
Let the king out of the tower.

655
00:40:59,854 --> 00:41:01,439
THIRTEEN: How are you feeling?

656
00:41:01,564 --> 00:41:03,232
Ashamed.

657
00:41:04,317 --> 00:41:08,404
You should be. You'll compromise
your ideals to win a fight,

658
00:41:08,529 --> 00:41:11,657
but not to go for the woman you love.

659
00:41:12,909 --> 00:41:15,369
That was a game, not real life.

660
00:41:17,371 --> 00:41:18,873
- I didn't...
- Hurt anyone?

661
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,666
Try telling that to Shannon.

662
00:41:20,792 --> 00:41:24,045
Or maybe I missed something
while she was crying by your bed.

663
00:41:24,796 --> 00:41:27,882
You don't need to win anyone's heart.

664
00:41:28,007 --> 00:41:30,009
You just need to ask for it.

665
00:41:39,435 --> 00:41:41,938
Miles is a great guy.

666
00:41:43,231 --> 00:41:44,732
He's rich, smart, treats her well.

667
00:41:44,857 --> 00:41:48,069
She's going to have
a great life with him.

668
00:41:48,236 --> 00:41:50,822
With me?
I'd do everything I could for her,

669
00:41:50,947 --> 00:41:55,660
but even at my best, it wouldn't be
much. And she deserves the best.

670
00:41:58,162 --> 00:42:01,833
I guess I'd rather she be happy,
even if it means I'm not.

671
00:42:05,378 --> 00:42:08,131
Guess House was right about that, too.

672
00:42:08,256 --> 00:42:09,757
What?

673
00:42:09,882 --> 00:42:11,884
You really are an idiot.