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(KEYBOARD CLATTERING)

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(POP SONG PLAYING)

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Are you ever coming to bed?

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I still say I'm a vegetarian.

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You can say that you're an astronaut,
but that doesn't make it true.

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A salmon is not a vegetable, Frankie.

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Well, apparently eight out of 10
commenters agree with you,

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except for the part where you said,
"I believe what I want to believe."

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- That, they found a little judgmental.
- You blogged our argument?

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I asked you to quit talking about me.

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I don't want a bunch of people
that I don't know

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hearing stuff that's meant to be
between me and you.

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I write about my life,
and you're a big part of that.

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That's great.
I want to be a big part of your life,

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but I don't want to be
a big part of their lives.

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Take it down. Erase it, delete it,
make it go away.

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(BANGING ON DOOR)

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Come on, man, it's 2:00 in the morning,
these walls are made of tissue paper.

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I gotta be up in three hours to do
a wiring job in Edison.

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- Sorry, we'll try to hold it down.
- Sorry.

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Frankie, what happened?

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No, no, that's not what you think.
Something's wrong.

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We need a police car at 152 Haverhill.

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What are you two talking about?

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Oh, my God.

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- Are you alright?
- I think it's coming from my gums.

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- WILSON: What are you doing tonight?
- Masturbating.

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I'd invite you,
but people are already talking.

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It's pathetic. You divide your nights
between porn and the Discovery Channel.

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Right, playing Dance Dance Revolution
is a much better choice.

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OK, that was a gift from a patient,
and it happens to be great exercise.

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I mean, who rents porn anymore? Can't
you get that stuff on the internet?

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You can, but you can't get disk two
with the director's commentary.

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Come out with me tonight.
I'm going speed dating.

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If you mean you're dating on meth,
count me in.

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You need to meet somebody.
This way, you meet 20 somebodies.

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Over a five-minute discussion of Proust?
Speed dating's a meat market.

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Yeah, dozens of women,
just waiting to be hit on.

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Your odds of a happy ending
are nearly as good

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as staying home and watching porn.

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(DOOR OPENING)

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You plan on doing any work today?

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I thought I might do a little light
doctoring in the afternoon.

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Twenty-eight-year-old female,
sudden unexplained coagulopathy.

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- Could be congenital thrombocytopenia.
- Platelets look normal.

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THIRTEEN: The patient makes money
doing freelance photography.

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Some photographic processes
produce toxic gases.

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FOREMAN: She's a blogger. I can't see
her photos being anything but digital.

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What does she blog? Politics?
Dominatrix? Cooking? I need recipes.

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It's a personal journal. I don't get
putting your whole life online.

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It's not that crazy.
Privacy's basically a modern invention.

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Towns used to be too small
for anybody to keep any secrets.

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What if it's not the platelets,
but the glue that holds them together?

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No, thrombin and von Willebrand factor
are normal.

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And knowing too much about each other

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is exactly why people leave small towns
and move to the city.

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And a lot of people choose to stay
because in return for zero privacy,

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you get community, connection...

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Big, red As for our tunics.

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Connections are for airports.

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For people, we have over
300 cable channels.

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THIRTEEN: Her photos may be digital,

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doesn't mean she couldn't have been
exposed to some other toxin.

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We should search the apartment.

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Eenie, meenie, minie, Thirteen and Tiny.

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This one's locked.

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I'm surprised you took
the pro-community position.

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- I have friends, I like people.
- You also like secrets.

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You deny it,
that sort of proves my point.

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When we're left to our own devices,
we make lousy choices.

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(BANGING ON DOOR)

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(WHISPERING) Ignore it.

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NEIGHBOR: I can hear you in there.
Open the door or I'm calling the cops.

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We're four stories up, but there's
a fire escape on the other wall.

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The ledge might be wide enough...

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We're doctors.
We aren't stealing anything.

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We are collecting samples.

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Who are you?

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The neighbor. Did they say
that you could come in here?

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Yep. What do you know
about Frankie and Taylor?

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Not much. The guy works a lot,
but I see Frankie around.

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We argue a few times a week,
and then we go back about our business.

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- What do you argue about?
- Frankie's got some strong opinions.

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Wants to recycle
every molecule of trash.

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You take the anti-recycling position?

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Trash piling up for composting

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is attracting every rat
in the neighborhood.

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I had to put down poison.

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That's her private drawer,
what are you doing there?

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She says she doesn't have any secrets,
I'm taking her at her word.

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Is there any chance
Frankie touched the rat poison?

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Touched it? She grabbed a chunk of it

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right out of the mouth of the schnauzer
from down the hall.

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Now every time I put the stuff down,
she picks it back up.

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(FUNK MUSIC PLAYING)

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(PEOPLE CHATTERING)

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You brought a date?

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Wilson seemed to think
it was a good idea.

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- You need to dive back into the pool.
- And he has to swim in ours?

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You go to a bar,
you bring your ugly friends.

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- It's not a beauty pageant.
- Life is a beauty pageant.

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Little girls who kiss frogs
expect them to turn into you.

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Come on, I'm not that good-looking.

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Yeah, you are.

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You kind of are.

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So you attribute every relationship

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I've ever had
to the height of my cheekbones?

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Not the whole relationship,
just the beginning.

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- The rest is your hair.
- CHASE: This is ridiculous.

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Women aren't as distracted
by appearances as we are.

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They look deeper.

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You wanna bet?

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You can't tell anyone you're a doctor.
You're unemployed.

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You're also a little slow.
Misunderstand everything they say.

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And lose the accent.

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A hundred bucks says you still walk
out of here with a dozen names.

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(GONG RINGS)

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HOSTESS: Ladies and gentlemen,
the fun is about to start.

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When I strike this gong,

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each man should sit at the table
you've been assigned.

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When I strike it again,
date's over, move on.

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(GONG RINGS)

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I'm an oncologist.

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My aunt and my grandma,
they both died from breast cancer.

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Do you want to talk about it?

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I'm a diagnostician.

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I find out what's wrong with people
and I fix it.

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Don't all doctors do that?

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Yeah, but they can't dance like I can.

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I play video games.

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- Oh, professionally?
- (SNORTS)

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I wish, bro.

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After six months of chemo,
we thought he was out of the woods.

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- I don't want kids.
- Check.

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I'm thinking about
going from a C to a D.

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Quadruple check.

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And I'm on fire for the Lord.

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- I'm a chocolatier.
- I could tell by your hips.

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Yeah, I guess I could afford
to lose a few pounds.

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I don't think I know anybody
who died of cancer.

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Thank God.
For you, I mean. Obviously.

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Except my cat. (CRYING)
She died a few months ago.

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I hate these things.

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You here at gunpoint?
Need me to call 911?

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Friend dragged me.
She keeps trying to fix my life,

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which, admittedly, could use it,
but still, annoying.

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You like puzzles.

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I hoped my job would
let me play with puzzles all day long,

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but it didn't work out that way.

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Police detective.
Turns out criminals are idiots.

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If they're not gonna bother
to challenge you, what's the point?

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Is there a fire alarm we could pull?

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Maybe get out of here.

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Except maybe you're just too swoft.

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I beg your pardon?

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Swoft.
It's one of your crossword answers.

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I believe it means, "Lying manipulator

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who tells men anything
they want to hear."

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You brought a prop
as a conversation starter,

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folded the paper to make it look read,
filled in some answers,

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but you couldn't be bothered
to work at it,

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so you just put in random letters.

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You have some natural talent as a liar,
but not enough brains to see it through.

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I'm gonna assume you're not a cop.

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Are the five minutes up?

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(GONG RINGS)

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HOSTESS: These women
would welcome a call from you.

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And these women
would welcome a call from you.

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My.

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It's nice to have visitors.

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- I'm updating my blog.
- And I'm reading it.

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You realize you're in the same room.

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Sorry.

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So I've been thinking
about what you said,

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and I'm sure I washed my hands
after I threw out the rat poison.

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Apparently you did it multiple times,
over a course of days.

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- Can't be too certain.
- WOMAN: You must be Dr. Foreman.

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- Gotta get back to work.
- OK.

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- Take it easy.
- OK.

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What? She reads my blog.

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Personally, I don't think
you're condescending at all.

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That's not what I wrote.
When you were taking my history,

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I told you I went white-water rafting
six months ago,

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and you said it was
"unlikely to be related."

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I was just giving information.
Let's face it, you got a little snarky.

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You can't convey a tone of voice
in writing.

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I just put what you said.

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If you don't want people
to think you're condescending,

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maybe you shouldn't say
condescending things.

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Can this wait a second?
Cos I have to pee.

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I think people behave badly

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because there are no records
of what we say or do,

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and nobody believes anymore
that God's watching.

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Well, God's not, but I am.

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Everything is on the record,
including everything I do.

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I don't think my pee
is supposed to be mud-colored.

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We were wrong about the rat poison.

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Coagulopathy plus kidney
equals what?

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THIRTEEN: Hemolytic uremic syndrome.

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Normal creatinine levels.

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FOREMAN: She has elevated cholesterol.

202
00:11:54,485 --> 00:11:57,071
Hey, Wilson! I can't find my pornos.

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Have you tried offering a reward?

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Gaucher's Disease. it would affect
her ability to synthesize Vitamin K.

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She's on a semi-vegetarian diet.
Means she gets plenty of Vitamin K.

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00:12:07,415 --> 00:12:09,167
Sjogrens is more likely.

207
00:12:09,292 --> 00:12:11,127
I assume you moved them
while you were dusting.

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00:12:11,252 --> 00:12:14,589
I checked the drawers, window sill,
the DVD player in your room.

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00:12:14,714 --> 00:12:17,008
The quiet ones are always
deeply repressed.

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I returned them to the store.

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FOREMAN: She had a fish dinner
a couple of nights ago.

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00:12:21,054 --> 00:12:23,139
Could be Haff Disease causing rhabdo.

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00:12:23,264 --> 00:12:25,641
What? Why did you return
them to the store?

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It's no trouble, I had to stop next door
for my dry cleaning anyway.

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Sjogrens would inhibit the clotting
enzymes, infiltrate the kidneys,

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- explains everything.
- So does Haff Disease.

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I'm not thanking you,
I'm asking you why.

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Because if I did happen
to bring a woman home last night,

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I wanted it to be a porn-free zone.

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You do realize things don't have to be
socks to go into a sock drawer.

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I'm sorry. Horribly, horribly sorry.

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I thought you'd watched them all.

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You completely ruined my morning.

224
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I had to pull out
your old family photos.

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00:13:01,969 --> 00:13:04,055
Your mom was pretty hot.

226
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Haff Disease fits the timing best.

227
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Start her on saline and Mannitol.

228
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(DOOR OPENING)

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(SIGHS)

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- You reading your patient's blog?
- No.

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You should. Could be some clues.

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Too many.
It'd be like doing a whole body scan,

233
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send us up eight blind alleys.

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That's why Chase is doing it.

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- She mentions you.
- She's never met me.

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You're an unseen presence,
like the Wizard of Oz.

237
00:13:45,138 --> 00:13:48,599
He was a fraud.
She couldn't have gone with Keyser Sfize?

238
00:13:48,724 --> 00:13:50,852
Speaking of movies
that don't make any sense,

239
00:13:50,977 --> 00:13:53,980
I stopped at the rental store
to get those pornos back.

240
00:13:54,105 --> 00:13:56,858
I told the guy at the counter I was so
grateful that you'd returned them,

241
00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,361
but I wanted them, and guess what?
You only returned two.

242
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,822
You lost the third.

243
00:14:03,865 --> 00:14:06,993
Decent of you to pay for it,
not let them put it on my bill.

244
00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:08,411
You know...

245
00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:12,290
- I can explain what happened.
- I'm sure you could,

246
00:14:12,415 --> 00:14:14,750
but rather than listen to your lies,
I thought it'd be more fun

247
00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,587
to drive all over town
and get another copy.

248
00:14:19,172 --> 00:14:20,923
You have it here?

249
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:24,427
(MUSIC PLAYING ON COMPUTER)

250
00:14:33,769 --> 00:14:36,981
WILSON: Oh, God. Oh, God.

251
00:14:37,356 --> 00:14:40,568
OK, first, that's not me.

252
00:14:40,693 --> 00:14:42,195
It's not... Mostly not...

253
00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:48,242
I was in college! I don't...
My roommate was minoring in film.

254
00:14:48,784 --> 00:14:50,328
Are you hyperventilating?

255
00:14:50,453 --> 00:14:53,122
Remember that covering your mouth
and one nostril can help.

256
00:14:53,247 --> 00:14:56,751
He had to get this in for some grade,
and he was desperate.

257
00:14:56,876 --> 00:14:59,837
And the only reason I did it
was because no one would ever see it.

258
00:14:59,962 --> 00:15:02,215
Who knew he'd become
an actual director?

259
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:05,092
He's not a director, he's an artist.

260
00:15:05,676 --> 00:15:10,389
The way he plays with light and darkness
and boobs.

261
00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:12,183
WILSON: Look, that's not me.

262
00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:15,061
<i>WOMAN: What are you?
Where are you taking me?</i>

263
00:15:15,186 --> 00:15:16,812
<i>Be not afraid.</i>

264
00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:19,649
<i>The forest nymphs have taught me
how to please a woman.</i>

265
00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:23,903
That's not me! It's not me.
You can see it's not me!

266
00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:30,826
He added extra scenes
so he could release it as a porno.

267
00:15:30,952 --> 00:15:34,288
Be not afraid, Wilson.
You took risks for your art.

268
00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:36,874
On, boy.

269
00:15:37,333 --> 00:15:39,210
(WOMAN MOANING ON COMPUTER)

270
00:15:40,419 --> 00:15:45,633
No one... Hey, look at me.
No one can know about this.

271
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:49,470
From this moment on,
my lips are sealed.

272
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:57,645
- Sorry.
- It's OK.

273
00:15:57,770 --> 00:15:58,938
Be not afraid.

274
00:16:04,443 --> 00:16:05,945
Find anything?

275
00:16:06,696 --> 00:16:10,825
Relevant? No. Interesting? I guess.

276
00:16:10,950 --> 00:16:13,869
There's nothing she doesn't share.
"Angry sex is overrated."

277
00:16:13,995 --> 00:16:16,747
"How can he expect me to be aroused
when I'm so pissed at him?"

278
00:16:16,872 --> 00:16:18,958
Revelations like that
might just earn her a new kidney.

279
00:16:19,083 --> 00:16:21,210
An hour after she blogged
about her kidney failure,

280
00:16:21,335 --> 00:16:23,796
the hospital got a call from Singapore.

281
00:16:23,921 --> 00:16:27,174
One of Frankie's readers asking
how hard it would be to donate.

282
00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:32,555
How good looking am I?

283
00:16:35,391 --> 00:16:37,184
I'm not asking
if you're attracted to me,

284
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,894
I'm looking for an objective answer.

285
00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:41,063
Oh, OK,
then it's an appropriate question.

286
00:16:41,188 --> 00:16:44,275
Last night I acted like a complete
tosser to prove to House

287
00:16:44,400 --> 00:16:46,152
that women don't go out with me
for my looks.

288
00:16:46,277 --> 00:16:49,905
Cost me 100 bucks
and my definition of myself. And women.

289
00:16:50,031 --> 00:16:52,158
So date men,
they're not shallow at all.

290
00:16:53,034 --> 00:16:54,368
- Everything's physical.
- Yes,

291
00:16:54,493 --> 00:16:56,704
we are physical beings.
Some more than others.

292
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:59,040
Please don't define my entire gender
based on one night.

293
00:16:59,165 --> 00:17:01,917
No. What if the patient's problem
is a physical reaction,

294
00:17:02,043 --> 00:17:03,669
not an emotional one?

295
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:06,922
What if her lack of arousal
had nothing to do with their fight?

296
00:17:07,048 --> 00:17:09,383
Sjogrens would inhibit
her normal secretions.

297
00:17:13,971 --> 00:17:15,306
CHASE: Sorry for keeping you up.

298
00:17:15,431 --> 00:17:17,308
I thought it better
not to wait till morning.

299
00:17:17,433 --> 00:17:20,019
Oh, it's no problem,
I'm a night owl.

300
00:17:21,979 --> 00:17:26,942
So you think I might have this Sjogrens
because of my lack of discharge?

301
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:29,820
Yes. It's lucky you wrote about that.

302
00:17:30,321 --> 00:17:32,823
And a little crazy, you're thinking,
to share that much.

303
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:37,244
Not crazy, unusual, to be so intimate
with people you don't know.

304
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:40,414
But I do know them. They read my blog,
I comment on theirs.

305
00:17:40,539 --> 00:17:42,458
Just because you haven't
met someone physically

306
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:43,959
doesn't mean you don't know them.

307
00:17:44,085 --> 00:17:46,379
What about you?
Are you in a relationship?

308
00:17:47,672 --> 00:17:50,216
- It recently ended.
- Oh, sorry.

309
00:17:50,341 --> 00:17:53,052
Lie flat on your back, all the way.

310
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,432
But you saw each other every day, right?

311
00:17:58,557 --> 00:18:00,643
How much did you tell her
about what you were thinking?

312
00:18:00,768 --> 00:18:03,312
Or did you just end up talking about
where you were going to dinner

313
00:18:03,437 --> 00:18:06,065
and who needed to do the laundry?

314
00:18:07,066 --> 00:18:09,235
Is that what your relationship
with Taylor is like?

315
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,986
(CHUCKLING) No.

316
00:18:11,112 --> 00:18:12,571
Well, maybe a little.

317
00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:15,199
He's great, but sometimes

318
00:18:15,324 --> 00:18:18,828
it's easier to open up to people
who aren't looking at you.

319
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:21,914
You need to lie flat
for us to get the X-ray.

320
00:18:22,039 --> 00:18:25,501
I'm actually not comfortable on my back.
Can't we do it this way?

321
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,045
- Did you strain a muscle?
- No.

322
00:18:29,755 --> 00:18:31,132
What's wrong?

323
00:18:37,638 --> 00:18:39,390
I've booked our patient
in for heart surgery.

324
00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:42,810
I was doing a sialogram on her,
and she didn't want to lie on her back.

325
00:18:42,935 --> 00:18:45,646
That's a complaint you hear
from people with heart valve issues.

326
00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:47,565
It fits. Sjogrens damaged her heart,

327
00:18:47,690 --> 00:18:50,234
causing her clotting problems,
causing her kidneys to fail.

328
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,362
You based all that on the fact
that she didn't want to lie down?

329
00:18:53,487 --> 00:18:58,117
That, and the cardiac echo I performed
after she didn't want to lie down.

330
00:18:59,702 --> 00:19:03,706
HOUSE: Her mitral valve is nearly gone,
which means she's nearly gone.

331
00:19:06,167 --> 00:19:07,918
God, you're pretty.

332
00:19:12,214 --> 00:19:16,802
So we can replace the mitral valve
with a pig valve or with a plastic one.

333
00:19:16,927 --> 00:19:18,804
From an actual pig?

334
00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:21,974
It's the better choice
if you want to have children someday.

335
00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,602
The plastic valve requires you to be
on anticoagulants,

336
00:19:24,727 --> 00:19:26,270
which are known to cause birth defects.

337
00:19:26,395 --> 00:19:29,273
On the other hand,
the pig valve wears out quickly,

338
00:19:29,398 --> 00:19:32,401
so you'd need to have heart surgery
again in ten years.

339
00:19:32,526 --> 00:19:34,987
I know that you're on the fence
about having kids,

340
00:19:35,112 --> 00:19:36,697
but Taylor really wants them.

341
00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:40,326
It's in the blog.

342
00:19:40,451 --> 00:19:44,955
I'm afraid you two will need to agree
on that decision earlier than planned.

343
00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,381
It's your call.

344
00:19:55,424 --> 00:19:56,717
(SIGHS)

345
00:19:57,426 --> 00:19:58,886
Can you pass me my laptop?

346
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:01,597
- Seriously?
- I want to get some feedback.

347
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:03,849
You really think that asking strangers

348
00:20:03,974 --> 00:20:07,311
for some off-the-top-of-their-head
response is gonna be helpful here?

349
00:20:07,436 --> 00:20:09,313
A lot of your readers
are into animal rights.

350
00:20:09,438 --> 00:20:11,273
They've got you two-thirds
of the way to vegan,

351
00:20:11,398 --> 00:20:14,318
what are they gonna say about you
buying your life with the life of a pig?

352
00:20:14,443 --> 00:20:16,320
Whatever they say,
I don't have to do it.

353
00:20:16,445 --> 00:20:17,488
It won't work out that way,

354
00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:20,825
and we're the ones
that are gonna have to live with this.

355
00:20:21,116 --> 00:20:24,411
Please, Frankie. Don't tell them.

356
00:20:26,580 --> 00:20:30,209
If I start picking and choosing,
I'm being dishonest.

357
00:20:30,835 --> 00:20:32,336
I'm sorry.

358
00:20:47,977 --> 00:20:49,353
Thanks.

359
00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:07,454
Though I guess I should thank whoever
taught you how to please a woman.

360
00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:14,753
Maybe it was the forest nymphs.

361
00:21:21,510 --> 00:21:23,637
Get my Vertigo poster back.

362
00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,185
Be not afraid, it's exact change.

363
00:21:31,186 --> 00:21:32,438
OK.

364
00:21:35,441 --> 00:21:36,483
(CLEARS THROAT)

365
00:21:37,443 --> 00:21:38,485
Hello.

366
00:21:39,486 --> 00:21:41,864
I'm looking to get something on House.

367
00:21:41,989 --> 00:21:45,367
Couldn't you just ask the love-nymphs
for the secret?

368
00:21:45,492 --> 00:21:48,913
Don't. My mission
is to find something

369
00:21:49,038 --> 00:21:53,000
that House would not like to see
made public, and make it public.

370
00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:57,880
In. But you know him better than anyone,
why do you need my help?

371
00:21:58,005 --> 00:22:00,341
House would never leave anything secret
around the condo.

372
00:22:00,466 --> 00:22:04,428
But you've worked in the same office
with him, on and off, for years.

373
00:22:04,553 --> 00:22:08,557
Think back. Were there ever any odd
phone calls or visitors from the past?

374
00:22:08,682 --> 00:22:11,185
He openly brings prostitutes
into the hospital,

375
00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:14,396
and he gambles with bookies
because he's too lazy to go to the OTB,

376
00:22:14,521 --> 00:22:16,231
and you're asking for...

377
00:22:16,941 --> 00:22:18,442
(LAUGHS)

378
00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:21,528
What? What? What?

379
00:22:22,488 --> 00:22:24,031
He's reading The Golden <i>Bowl.</i>

380
00:22:24,156 --> 00:22:25,616
By Henry James?

381
00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:29,912
Yeah. No, he's not really reading it.

382
00:22:30,496 --> 00:22:32,414
OK. I don't understand.

383
00:22:32,539 --> 00:22:34,458
That book's at least 400 pages long,

384
00:22:34,583 --> 00:22:36,460
whatever he's reading
is only half that thick.

385
00:22:36,585 --> 00:22:39,713
Maybe he's reading a version
with a smaller font.

386
00:22:40,589 --> 00:22:43,008
He's not using his reading glasses.

387
00:22:43,133 --> 00:22:44,593
That's a good point.

388
00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:47,471
He took the cover off The Golden Bowl
and put it onto this other book,

389
00:22:47,596 --> 00:22:49,890
so no one would know
what he was reading.

390
00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:52,726
Whatever it is, he's ashamed of it.

391
00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:55,562
Huh.

392
00:23:01,735 --> 00:23:05,531
I'm going with plastic.
It just makes more sense.

393
00:23:05,656 --> 00:23:09,576
- I don't want another operation later.
- That's not why you're doing this.

394
00:23:12,287 --> 00:23:14,999
Look, when you were first telling me
about why you love the Internet,

395
00:23:15,124 --> 00:23:17,543
you said that no one
has to be alone again.

396
00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:22,381
Whoever you are, whatever you love,
you can connect with someone.

397
00:23:22,506 --> 00:23:24,550
If you want to recreate
the Boston Tea Party

398
00:23:24,675 --> 00:23:27,302
while dressed as Imperial Stormtroopers,

399
00:23:27,428 --> 00:23:29,179
you can find the ten other people
in the world

400
00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:32,307
- that have always wanted to do that.
- That hasn't changed.

401
00:23:32,433 --> 00:23:33,517
But you have.

402
00:23:34,226 --> 00:23:37,312
This thing that you do,
it's not about connection anymore.

403
00:23:37,438 --> 00:23:40,024
It's about an audience.
It's a performance,

404
00:23:40,149 --> 00:23:42,609
and you've got one eye
on the number of hits.

405
00:23:42,735 --> 00:23:46,113
You've turned our lives
into their entertainment.

406
00:23:50,743 --> 00:23:54,121
You're smart, you're fun to read,
it's OK.

407
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:57,624
But don't give them this.

408
00:24:00,919 --> 00:24:05,174
Or if you do,
don't expect me to be here.

409
00:24:12,639 --> 00:24:15,559
It's a good cover choice.
It's not like anyone would pick it up.

410
00:24:15,684 --> 00:24:17,561
It's Cameron's favorite book.

411
00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:19,271
I don't even know what it's about.

412
00:24:19,646 --> 00:24:21,440
Don't do that to yourself.

413
00:24:22,941 --> 00:24:24,234
What the hell?

414
00:24:28,781 --> 00:24:32,659
Giving him a computer
is like giving plutonium to Dr. No.

415
00:24:33,410 --> 00:24:34,661
Got it.

416
00:24:39,041 --> 00:24:42,294
<i>"Step by Step:
Sermons for Everyday Life"?</i>

417
00:24:47,216 --> 00:24:50,636
These are literal sermons,
written by a minister.

418
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:53,639
"Loving thy neighbor
even when thy neighbor's stereo

419
00:24:53,764 --> 00:24:56,100
is keeping you up at night."
Why would he read this?

420
00:24:56,225 --> 00:24:57,601
Why would he hide it?

421
00:24:57,726 --> 00:24:59,603
He reads the Bible,
he reads the Koran.

422
00:24:59,728 --> 00:25:02,898
He says he likes to know
what mistakes people are making.

423
00:25:03,065 --> 00:25:04,358
You think he's sincere?

424
00:25:04,483 --> 00:25:06,777
You think that he's actually getting
something out of this?

425
00:25:06,902 --> 00:25:08,195
I don't know.

426
00:25:08,737 --> 00:25:10,697
What a hypocrite.

427
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,910
How can we use this
in a cruel yet funny way?

428
00:25:15,619 --> 00:25:17,037
You know what?

429
00:25:19,248 --> 00:25:21,667
Don't mention this to anyone.

430
00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:24,711
So what was the point?

431
00:25:31,343 --> 00:25:34,096
Are you going to be here when I wake
up?

432
00:25:39,643 --> 00:25:42,855
I hate that you don't have a blog,

433
00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:45,274
I hate that I don't know
what you're thinking.

434
00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:49,236
Let's not get into it right now.

435
00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,363
We need to get you through surgery.

436
00:25:52,990 --> 00:25:55,742
I don't want to go in there knowing
you'll stick with me through surgery

437
00:25:55,868 --> 00:25:59,413
cos that's what good guys do,
but once I'm better, you'll be gone.

438
00:25:59,538 --> 00:26:01,373
Let's not get into it now.

439
00:26:02,749 --> 00:26:05,252
(GROANS) <i>n</i> hurts.

440
00:26:05,377 --> 00:26:08,672
- TAYLOR: Is it her heart?
- No, it's here. Here.

441
00:26:08,797 --> 00:26:11,550
(MONITORS BEEPING)
(SCREAMS)

442
00:26:12,092 --> 00:26:13,594
Get her inside.

443
00:26:22,477 --> 00:26:24,813
Your appendix burst.
We had to remove it.

444
00:26:24,938 --> 00:26:30,527
And the biopsy confirms it was full of
abnormal cells consistent with lymphoma.

445
00:26:34,823 --> 00:26:36,575
I have cancer?

446
00:26:36,700 --> 00:26:38,577
We've postponed
putting in the new valve.

447
00:26:38,702 --> 00:26:41,705
So, I mean, I guess we do,
what, chemo and all that stuff?

448
00:26:41,830 --> 00:26:44,917
Yes, but apparently
you've had this for some time.

449
00:26:45,042 --> 00:26:47,711
When your appendix burst,
it was like a dam giving way.

450
00:26:47,836 --> 00:26:50,589
Those cells went streaming
throughout your body.

451
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:53,550
So you're saying you'll treat,
but you don't expect it to work.

452
00:26:53,675 --> 00:26:56,178
That's why no valve. It's pointless.

453
00:26:56,720 --> 00:26:59,806
Our Dean of Medicine
has approved an experimental treatment.

454
00:26:59,932 --> 00:27:04,728
We use your unique cancer cell signature
to create a targeted lymphoma vaccine.

455
00:27:04,853 --> 00:27:07,564
OK. So that'll cure me?

456
00:27:07,689 --> 00:27:10,067
Well, we're not actually sure
what it'll do,

457
00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:12,611
but the intention
is to train your immune system

458
00:27:12,736 --> 00:27:15,614
to recognize and kill cells
bearing the same malignant signature,

459
00:27:15,739 --> 00:27:17,449
while leaving healthy cells alone.

460
00:27:17,574 --> 00:27:21,745
But, as Dr. Foreman says,
it's experimental.

461
00:27:21,870 --> 00:27:22,871
I see.

462
00:27:22,996 --> 00:27:24,915
Without it, what kind of time
are we talking about?

463
00:27:25,040 --> 00:27:26,750
An exact prognosis is impossible.

464
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:29,962
How about a guess?
Something, please.

465
00:27:31,797 --> 00:27:35,842
Based on people in situations
like yours, maybe a year.

466
00:27:39,888 --> 00:27:43,350
Baby, whatever we have to do, we'll do.

467
00:27:43,934 --> 00:27:47,145
I can take care of you.
I can work from home.

468
00:27:50,399 --> 00:27:53,860
Sounds good.
Thank you for letting me know.

469
00:27:55,153 --> 00:27:57,739
We'll start with the treatment
whenever it's ready.

470
00:28:04,204 --> 00:28:07,040
Is she being a good soldier
or is she in denial?

471
00:28:07,165 --> 00:28:09,543
Denial's not unusual
for a first reaction.

472
00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:13,005
Or it could be a symptom.
Some lymphomas affect cognition.

473
00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:15,132
If it is denial,
she needs time to process.

474
00:28:15,257 --> 00:28:18,969
If it's a symptom, hopefully treatment
with the vaccine will help.

475
00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:24,683
Hey, Sandy.

476
00:28:27,936 --> 00:28:29,896
Can I borrow your car?

477
00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,819
She gave me the keys.

478
00:28:35,944 --> 00:28:37,821
You're a doctor,
she was doing you a favor.

479
00:28:37,946 --> 00:28:40,240
She barely knows me.

480
00:28:40,365 --> 00:28:43,952
I've been deluding myself that
I'm actually connecting with people.

481
00:28:48,790 --> 00:28:52,919
The first person I ever fell in love
with turned out to be a total tool.

482
00:28:53,045 --> 00:28:56,048
He came across all funny
and charming and thoughtful,

483
00:28:56,173 --> 00:28:58,717
but it was an act.
He saw something he wanted

484
00:28:58,842 --> 00:29:00,886
and he knew he had to behave
a certain way to get it.

485
00:29:01,011 --> 00:29:05,891
In retrospect, the fact that I was 17
and he was 30 should've been a clue.

486
00:29:06,433 --> 00:29:09,186
Figuring out who people are takes time.

487
00:29:09,895 --> 00:29:12,898
And it takes twice as much time
if they're trying to impress you.

488
00:29:13,023 --> 00:29:15,859
Now, I could take from this
that anyone who loans me their car

489
00:29:15,984 --> 00:29:21,865
has an ulterior motive, or I can accept
that it's just a nice thing to do,

490
00:29:21,990 --> 00:29:24,117
and take people as they come.

491
00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:29,706
You wanna do the first injection?

492
00:29:31,541 --> 00:29:33,168
(DOOR OPENING)

493
00:29:45,097 --> 00:29:48,934
Why are you reading a book
by a Unitarian minister?

494
00:29:49,059 --> 00:29:51,019
Book club.
Oprah was going on and on...

495
00:29:51,144 --> 00:29:54,523
I'm serious. This is messed up.

496
00:29:55,023 --> 00:29:56,525
- A patient wrote it.
- No.

497
00:29:56,650 --> 00:30:00,153
You've never treated a patient
with this name, I looked it up.

498
00:30:00,278 --> 00:30:01,780
(SIGHS)

499
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:05,367
- It's an assignment from my therapist.
- No, it wasn't.

500
00:30:05,492 --> 00:30:09,121
No one you respect would give you this
and expect it to be helpful.

501
00:30:09,246 --> 00:30:11,790
- It's a book!
- Of sermons!

502
00:30:11,915 --> 00:30:13,917
For anyone else,
spiritually enlightening.

503
00:30:14,042 --> 00:30:17,045
For you, it's practically
a psychotic break.

504
00:30:23,051 --> 00:30:27,180
I know that you have trouble, sometimes,
with the pain without the Vicodin.

505
00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:30,642
Is that it? Are you so out of options

506
00:30:30,767 --> 00:30:34,020
you're looking for answers
in what you consider irrationality?

507
00:30:34,146 --> 00:30:36,022
I'm alright. Trust me.

508
00:30:37,607 --> 00:30:41,069
Are you alright
because you're back on Vicodin?

509
00:30:42,779 --> 00:30:44,364
I said trust me.

510
00:30:45,991 --> 00:30:47,951
I know this means something.

511
00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:50,954
You mind? I haven't finished it yet.

512
00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:10,348
Thanks for the gift.

513
00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:12,684
Obviously differs
from my own personal beliefs,

514
00:31:12,809 --> 00:31:17,147
but if these stories have helped you
through some spiritual turmoil...

515
00:31:17,272 --> 00:31:20,317
Read chapter six, entitled
"Shut the hell up."

516
00:31:20,442 --> 00:31:21,902
I appreciated the inscription

517
00:31:22,027 --> 00:31:24,571
about the benefits of prayer
before medical treatments,

518
00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:27,741
and I think it's great that you have
been called to witness by the Lord.

519
00:31:27,866 --> 00:31:29,868
Chapter two, "Bite me."

520
00:31:34,080 --> 00:31:35,165
Hi.

521
00:31:35,665 --> 00:31:38,585
Thirteen's giving our patient
her third vaccine injection.

522
00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:40,045
She's responding well so far.

523
00:31:40,170 --> 00:31:42,380
How did you get all these copies?
It's out of print.

524
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:45,634
I called the author. He's got cartons
of the thing in his basement.

525
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:47,552
You called him? What did you say?

526
00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:50,555
That I knew some people who could
benefit spiritually from the book.

527
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:52,599
Did you mention me?

528
00:31:52,724 --> 00:31:55,435
No, but...
(ALL PAGERS BEEPING)

529
00:31:57,687 --> 00:32:01,066
Fever's at 104. The antibodies tripped
her autoimmune response.

530
00:32:01,191 --> 00:32:03,401
The vaccine is killing her.

531
00:32:08,490 --> 00:32:11,576
Well, clearly it's not working.
You have to stop the vaccine.

532
00:32:11,701 --> 00:32:14,371
Sure.
Give up and let her die on schedule.

533
00:32:14,496 --> 00:32:16,581
It's better than speeding up
the schedule.

534
00:32:16,706 --> 00:32:17,832
How quickly did this come on?

535
00:32:17,958 --> 00:32:20,752
She was alright when I woke her
this afternoon for the second injection.

536
00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:23,672
Of the stimulating agent,
which added to the first injection,

537
00:32:23,797 --> 00:32:25,882
switched her immune reaction
into overdrive.

538
00:32:26,007 --> 00:32:27,926
Why was she sleeping?

539
00:32:28,969 --> 00:32:30,971
Who can sleep in a hospital
during the daytime?

540
00:32:31,096 --> 00:32:33,807
I'm not surprised she's tired.
She's always been a night owl.

541
00:32:33,932 --> 00:32:36,393
Just by treating her, we've completely
disrupted her schedule.

542
00:32:36,518 --> 00:32:39,104
Is that what her blog says?
She's a night owl?

543
00:32:39,229 --> 00:32:40,272
No, she told me.

544
00:32:40,397 --> 00:32:44,150
In what tense? ls? Was? Will have been?

545
00:32:44,901 --> 00:32:47,445
- I'm not sure.
- What are you onto?

546
00:32:47,571 --> 00:32:49,864
Look at the time-stamp on this post.

547
00:32:49,990 --> 00:32:52,200
2:30 a.m. Here's one at 4:00 a.m.

548
00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,995
Whatever he's onto doesn't change
the fact that she has lymphoma

549
00:32:55,120 --> 00:32:57,247
and we gave her a dangerous vaccine.
We need to...

550
00:32:57,372 --> 00:33:00,625
Six months ago,
she's posting in the daytime.

551
00:33:00,750 --> 00:33:04,629
Two years ago, daytime.
That's her natural rhythm.

552
00:33:04,754 --> 00:33:07,549
- Day-night reversal.
- Sign of liver disease?

553
00:33:07,674 --> 00:33:10,635
- HOUSE: Which doesn't fit lymphoma.
- But we know she has lymphoma.

554
00:33:10,760 --> 00:33:14,431
We know she has the cell atypia
that indicates lymphoma.

555
00:33:15,432 --> 00:33:17,058
Biopsy her liver.

556
00:33:23,982 --> 00:33:26,443
That was pretty cool, what I did, right?

557
00:33:26,568 --> 00:33:27,736
You wanna make out?

558
00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:30,780
(SIGHS)

559
00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:34,326
You don't have lymphoma.

560
00:33:34,451 --> 00:33:36,411
But you said my appendix
was full of cancer cells.

561
00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:39,956
Your appendix was full of cells
that showed a lymphocytic atypia.

562
00:33:40,081 --> 00:33:43,835
We now think they were a granulomatous
build-up from some unknown cause.

563
00:33:47,130 --> 00:33:50,759
So I'm not dying?

564
00:33:54,804 --> 00:33:57,766
You're actually dying
more quickly than we thought.

565
00:33:58,808 --> 00:34:02,312
Unless we figure out
what's causing your liver failure.

566
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:09,903
You have three or four days.

567
00:34:18,828 --> 00:34:22,165
What the hell do you mean
I have three or four days?

568
00:34:24,793 --> 00:34:26,795
Well, we're past denial.

569
00:34:56,282 --> 00:34:57,534
Maybe we didn't cause the fever.

570
00:34:57,659 --> 00:35:00,912
We gave her the vaccine
and her fever spiked, seems to me...

571
00:35:01,037 --> 00:35:04,541
Yes, but it persisted
after we took her off the vaccine.

572
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:06,793
What if it's a new symptom?

573
00:35:08,503 --> 00:35:13,383
OK, so we add fever to cell atypia,
coagulopathy, kidney, heart, liver...

574
00:35:13,508 --> 00:35:15,510
- It has to be an infection.
- THIRTEEN: But which one?

575
00:35:15,635 --> 00:35:17,762
No one she knows is sick.
She hasn't travelled anywhere.

576
00:35:17,887 --> 00:35:20,306
There's nothing in the history
she gave us, nothing in her blog.

577
00:35:20,432 --> 00:35:22,684
There has to be something
unique to this infection,

578
00:35:22,809 --> 00:35:25,311
something about its transmission,
the way it manifests.

579
00:35:25,437 --> 00:35:27,772
There has to be something
she's not telling us.

580
00:35:27,897 --> 00:35:32,944
There isn't. She's told us,
and everyone else, everything.

581
00:35:37,782 --> 00:35:40,618
Start her on broad-spectrum antibiotics.

582
00:35:41,995 --> 00:35:46,166
Since we know everything,
we might as well treat for everything.

583
00:36:02,056 --> 00:36:04,392
(MELANCHOLY SONG PLAYING)

584
00:36:47,519 --> 00:36:51,189
I picked up one of the copies of the
book that Chase left in the lounge.

585
00:36:52,982 --> 00:36:55,985
If you're going to be this way, I'm not
going to invite you to my baptism.

586
00:36:56,110 --> 00:36:59,155
The first time I'd seen
the real dust jacket.

587
00:36:59,280 --> 00:37:02,826
The inside back flap,
there's a picture of the author.

588
00:37:02,951 --> 00:37:06,120
Imagine how surprised I was
when I recognized him.

589
00:37:06,704 --> 00:37:09,332
Your biological father is a minister?

590
00:37:10,667 --> 00:37:13,962
Natural selection
is not an infallible force.

591
00:37:16,923 --> 00:37:18,508
I don't get it.

592
00:37:19,551 --> 00:37:21,845
OK, he was a friend of the family,

593
00:37:21,970 --> 00:37:23,847
you'd only known him
when you were a kid.

594
00:37:23,972 --> 00:37:26,140
But if you wanted to meet him now,

595
00:37:26,266 --> 00:37:29,769
get an idea of what he's like,
why not just go talk to him?

596
00:37:31,104 --> 00:37:33,982
"Hi, it's Greg.
You slept with my mother."

597
00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:36,401
You're capable of it.

598
00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:38,903
I was mildly curious.

599
00:37:39,028 --> 00:37:41,197
Enough to read a book,
not enough to make a phone call.

600
00:37:41,322 --> 00:37:45,702
Please. You didn't read this,
you studied it. Why?

601
00:37:46,119 --> 00:37:49,205
All your life
you've thought this was crap.

602
00:37:49,956 --> 00:37:52,125
You can't suddenly turn around

603
00:37:52,250 --> 00:37:55,628
and build a whole new
world-view based on crap.

604
00:37:56,754 --> 00:37:58,006
Crap.

605
00:38:01,050 --> 00:38:04,929
You better not be faking this just
to get out of a tough conversation.

606
00:38:10,059 --> 00:38:11,561
Do you POOP?

607
00:38:14,564 --> 00:38:18,943
Come on. Everybody poops.
I read the book in medical school.

608
00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:21,070
Sinkers or floaters?

609
00:38:21,195 --> 00:38:22,405
This is the Wizard.

610
00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:25,617
Greasy and soft,
or hard and pellet-like?

611
00:38:32,832 --> 00:38:37,045
Floaters and the first one.

612
00:38:39,047 --> 00:38:42,050
You just had to be so swoft.

613
00:38:43,259 --> 00:38:47,597
You're a hypocrite, no lies, no secrets,
but everything stops at your colon.

614
00:38:47,764 --> 00:38:50,475
Four thousand pages,
not one word about BMs.

615
00:38:50,600 --> 00:38:52,060
And I bet yours don't smell at all.

616
00:38:52,185 --> 00:38:54,687
- Nobody wants to hear about that stuff.
- HOUSE: Readers don't.

617
00:38:54,812 --> 00:38:57,273
People who don't really care about you
don't, but doctors might.

618
00:38:57,398 --> 00:38:59,275
The icky stuff changed, right?
A few months ago.

619
00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:00,568
Well, I became a vegetarian.

620
00:39:00,693 --> 00:39:02,987
A lot of people misunderstand
how a vegetarian diet works.

621
00:39:03,112 --> 00:39:06,908
You take in less unusable material,
and your waste gets more efficient,

622
00:39:07,033 --> 00:39:09,994
harder and rounder.
Just look at the feces of rabbits.

623
00:39:10,119 --> 00:39:12,705
- Seriously, I think I might have some.
- THIRTEEN: Malabsorption.

624
00:39:12,830 --> 00:39:14,999
Her system's not retaining
the necessary nutrients.

625
00:39:15,124 --> 00:39:17,335
A GI infection that
causes malabsorption,

626
00:39:17,460 --> 00:39:19,087
granulamatous build-up of cells.

627
00:39:19,212 --> 00:39:21,589
It's not contagious,
cos no one around her got sick.

628
00:39:21,714 --> 00:39:24,175
BOTH: Whipple's Disease.

629
00:39:24,300 --> 00:39:28,096
Let's split the credit.
Start her on cotrimoxazole.

630
00:39:29,722 --> 00:39:31,516
We all need some secrets.

631
00:39:31,641 --> 00:39:35,395
So long as they don't kill us,
they keep us safe and warm.

632
00:39:39,399 --> 00:39:40,441
<i>I'm...</i>

633
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,696
I'm gonna be OK?

634
00:39:44,821 --> 00:39:46,322
You'll still need a new heart valve,

635
00:39:46,447 --> 00:39:50,952
and you'll be on meds for a few years,
but basically, yeah, your odds are good.

636
00:39:56,833 --> 00:39:58,251
(SIGHS)

637
00:40:07,260 --> 00:40:08,720
Thank God.

638
00:40:13,224 --> 00:40:16,144
I think I wanna go with the pig valve.

639
00:40:18,479 --> 00:40:20,690
(POP SONG PLAYING)

640
00:40:29,198 --> 00:40:32,076
I know you'll go crazy
if you don't tell people.

641
00:40:32,201 --> 00:40:34,287
Thank God you're an enabler.

642
00:40:41,210 --> 00:40:43,337
Do you think people
can actually know each other better

643
00:40:43,463 --> 00:40:47,383
- on the internet than face-to-face?
- Faces can be distracting,

644
00:40:47,508 --> 00:40:51,012
but there's nothing better
than looking into someone's eyes

645
00:40:51,137 --> 00:40:52,638
and everything that goes with that.

646
00:40:52,764 --> 00:40:57,477
I don't know. People meet,
they like something superficial,

647
00:40:57,602 --> 00:41:00,188
and then they fill in the blanks
with whatever they want to believe.

648
00:41:00,313 --> 00:41:01,856
Why are you so hung up on this?

649
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,443
I refuse to believe it's all because you
just noticed you have a nice face.

650
00:41:05,568 --> 00:41:07,111
I mean, you just
came off a relationship,

651
00:41:07,236 --> 00:41:09,781
you know things go deeper than...

652
00:41:12,867 --> 00:41:16,079
Is that what this is about?
You and Cameron?

653
00:41:17,997 --> 00:41:20,333
I was the one that pursued her.

654
00:41:20,875 --> 00:41:23,920
Maybe I was just filling in
the blanks, maybe...

655
00:41:24,504 --> 00:41:27,507
(SIGHS)
Maybe her first reaction was right.

656
00:41:27,632 --> 00:41:30,093
We were just two people
who were in proximity

657
00:41:30,218 --> 00:41:32,595
and found each other attractive,
and I never should have...

658
00:41:32,720 --> 00:41:36,682
Paranoia. You felt something real.
So did she.

659
00:41:36,808 --> 00:41:39,227
Don't try to take it back now.

660
00:41:41,437 --> 00:41:43,356
Can I borrow your car?

661
00:41:44,899 --> 00:41:46,025
No.

662
00:41:54,283 --> 00:41:57,161
Why would it make more sense
for you to read your father's book

663
00:41:57,286 --> 00:41:58,496
than to go talk with him?

664
00:41:58,621 --> 00:42:01,374
Can you write a book,
so I can stop talking to you?

665
00:42:01,499 --> 00:42:02,917
(ELEVATOR DINGS)

666
00:42:09,257 --> 00:42:11,217
You weren't looking
for some big catharsis,

667
00:42:11,342 --> 00:42:12,760
you didn't want to hug the guy.

668
00:42:12,885 --> 00:42:16,180
You just wanted to know
how his head works, how he thinks.

669
00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:18,891
Because I'm fascinated
with how ministers think.

670
00:42:19,016 --> 00:42:20,893
Because you're not ordinary, House.

671
00:42:21,018 --> 00:42:22,812
You're way out there
on the fringe somewhere.

672
00:42:22,937 --> 00:42:26,190
I'm your best friend, and half the time
I don't understand you.

673
00:42:26,315 --> 00:42:29,443
You're alone,
you've been alone your whole life.

674
00:42:31,904 --> 00:42:34,740
When you read that book
you were hoping that somewhere,

675
00:42:34,866 --> 00:42:38,536
underneath all that talk of God,
there would be a way of thinking,

676
00:42:38,661 --> 00:42:42,957
a mind that you could recognize.
You wanted what we all want.

677
00:42:43,082 --> 00:42:45,543
The power to transform
into any water-based object?

678
00:42:45,668 --> 00:42:49,547
To look across the gulf
and know there's someone else like you.

679
00:42:51,299 --> 00:42:54,677
At least tell me this,
did you find something there?

680
00:42:56,095 --> 00:42:58,306
Underneath the God stuff...

681
00:42:58,973 --> 00:43:00,474
...more God stuff.

682
00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:08,649
Get maintenance
to take that down.