1 00:00:17,914 --> 00:00:19,082 (GRUNTS) 2 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:23,545 Good explosion! Drive it, drive it, drive it! 3 00:00:23,670 --> 00:00:24,921 (GRUNTING) 4 00:00:25,672 --> 00:00:28,800 - You watching 77? - I'm watching everybody. 5 00:00:28,925 --> 00:00:31,803 You don't need to watch everybody, you need to watch 77. 6 00:00:31,928 --> 00:00:33,805 You his agent? 7 00:00:33,930 --> 00:00:35,223 Just an objective mom. 8 00:00:35,932 --> 00:00:37,476 SCOUT: His explosion is impressive. 9 00:00:37,601 --> 00:00:39,686 MOM: It's not just burst, he can pull, too. 10 00:00:39,853 --> 00:00:41,563 The only reason he went to a double A school, 11 00:00:41,688 --> 00:00:44,816 he was a bit of a late bloomer, but he's a big man now. 12 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:46,318 You should be his agent. 13 00:00:46,443 --> 00:00:48,904 Nice pancake, Seven Seven. 14 00:00:49,237 --> 00:00:50,822 You're moving up those draft boards. 15 00:00:50,947 --> 00:00:51,823 Thank you, sir. 16 00:00:51,948 --> 00:00:53,909 - 01, 01, ready? - PLAYERS: Break! 17 00:00:55,077 --> 00:00:56,411 Set! 18 00:00:57,287 --> 00:00:58,914 Blue 90. Hike. 19 00:01:03,960 --> 00:01:06,505 Good job! Second level, nice! 20 00:01:07,089 --> 00:01:08,924 Get off my quarterback! 21 00:01:10,842 --> 00:01:12,010 (PANTS) 22 00:01:14,054 --> 00:01:15,430 (WHISTLE BLOWS) 23 00:01:15,555 --> 00:01:17,933 COACH: Play's over! The play is over! 24 00:01:26,316 --> 00:01:28,443 COACH: Save the aggression for between the whistles! 25 00:01:28,568 --> 00:01:29,569 Daryl 26 00:01:29,695 --> 00:01:30,946 Alright, back to work! 27 00:01:33,573 --> 00:01:34,908 Daryl 28 00:01:39,496 --> 00:01:40,956 Daryl, stop! 29 00:02:16,533 --> 00:02:17,993 (GRUNTS) 30 00:02:20,036 --> 00:02:21,121 (SIGHS) 31 00:02:23,039 --> 00:02:24,374 (HOUSE HUMMING) 32 00:02:26,001 --> 00:02:27,711 (WATER SPLASHING) 33 00:02:38,764 --> 00:02:39,765 What are you doing? 34 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:43,018 Canoeing, but I seem to be taking on water. 35 00:02:43,560 --> 00:02:46,688 This is not OK. Use your own bathroom. 36 00:02:46,813 --> 00:02:48,023 No canoe in my bathroom. 37 00:02:49,399 --> 00:02:52,986 My leg hurts, soaking makes it feel better. 38 00:02:53,111 --> 00:02:55,280 You were the one who had to have this condo. 39 00:02:55,405 --> 00:02:58,533 Maybe next time you should consider amenities, like two full baths, 40 00:02:58,658 --> 00:03:00,702 instead of just the joy of outbidding Cuddy. 41 00:03:00,827 --> 00:03:03,997 The guy who signs the loan gets to pick the bedrooms. 42 00:03:04,122 --> 00:03:05,916 Stay out of mine. 43 00:03:07,125 --> 00:03:11,087 Well, then you owe me 35 bucks for the grab rail I installed. 44 00:03:13,381 --> 00:03:15,008 (FOOTBALL VIDEO PLAYS) (EXCLAIMING) 45 00:03:15,133 --> 00:03:16,968 (DARYL GROANING ON SCREEN) 46 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:21,014 Hit the kill screen, boss is here. 47 00:03:21,139 --> 00:03:23,600 It's not porn, it's our new patient. 48 00:03:23,725 --> 00:03:25,018 Bummer. 49 00:03:25,143 --> 00:03:28,605 Twenty-two-year-old male, 6'7", 310 pounds. 50 00:03:28,730 --> 00:03:30,190 Clearly has brain involvement. 51 00:03:30,315 --> 00:03:33,360 The guy has no recollection of this entire incident. 52 00:03:33,485 --> 00:03:35,320 Football player. 53 00:03:35,445 --> 00:03:37,948 Those are the ones that get hit in the head a lot, right? 54 00:03:38,073 --> 00:03:39,032 R Ted him. 55 00:03:39,157 --> 00:03:41,409 No concussion, no stroke, no cortical degeneration. 56 00:03:41,535 --> 00:03:44,788 And he had a full psych evaluation. He's not crazy. 57 00:03:44,913 --> 00:03:47,833 So it's 'roid rage. You don't think they grow them that big naturally? 58 00:03:47,958 --> 00:03:49,960 ER also tested for steroids, he's clean. 59 00:03:50,085 --> 00:03:52,379 Only proving that our guy got his hands on the good stuff. 60 00:03:52,504 --> 00:03:55,048 The negative test at least means steroids is less likely. 61 00:03:55,173 --> 00:03:57,425 - We should discuss other possibilities. - Why? 62 00:03:57,551 --> 00:03:59,845 He injects his sore ankles with lidocaine every game, 63 00:03:59,970 --> 00:04:01,638 you think he's above injecting steroids? 64 00:04:01,763 --> 00:04:04,057 Repeated head trauma could damage the base of the brain, 65 00:04:04,182 --> 00:04:07,143 leading to a pituitary adenoma, which leaks GnRH. 66 00:04:07,269 --> 00:04:09,646 Pituitary damage wouldn't be visible on a CT scan. 67 00:04:09,771 --> 00:04:12,148 Could cause the excess hormones that could cause the rage 68 00:04:12,274 --> 00:04:13,817 and would elude the ER's steroid test. 69 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:18,530 Fine. Bilateral venous sampling to find the elevated GnRH, 70 00:04:18,655 --> 00:04:21,074 MRI to find the pituitary damage. 71 00:04:21,199 --> 00:04:23,243 Unless, of course, there is no pituitary damage, 72 00:04:23,368 --> 00:04:27,163 in which case, our guy got his hands on the good stuff. 73 00:04:30,458 --> 00:04:33,879 HOUSE: Foreman. Let the peasants handle the peasantry. 74 00:04:34,754 --> 00:04:37,549 Your brother needs to get picked up this afternoon. 75 00:04:38,800 --> 00:04:40,010 From prison. 76 00:04:41,386 --> 00:04:44,097 Your older brother, in case your confusion is related... 77 00:04:44,222 --> 00:04:47,017 - How do you know about that? - He left a message. 78 00:04:47,142 --> 00:04:49,769 He said he couldn't get you on your cell or at home. 79 00:04:49,895 --> 00:04:51,146 I get it, you're busy, 80 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:53,481 you'll pick him up the next time he comes out of prison. 81 00:04:53,607 --> 00:04:54,691 Is that all? 82 00:04:56,276 --> 00:05:00,196 You're officially unbusy. Family is family. 83 00:05:01,364 --> 00:05:03,491 Take the rest of the day, go see your brother. 84 00:05:03,617 --> 00:05:05,368 I have work to do. 85 00:05:09,581 --> 00:05:12,792 Do you feel any pain that's deep and persistent? 86 00:05:12,918 --> 00:05:14,169 Not just muscles or joints. 87 00:05:14,294 --> 00:05:16,421 Everything hurts all the time. That's football. 88 00:05:16,546 --> 00:05:18,590 It might not be just football. 89 00:05:18,715 --> 00:05:20,675 We're going to test for damage to your pituitary. 90 00:05:20,800 --> 00:05:23,428 If there is, it could create excess hormones, 91 00:05:23,553 --> 00:05:26,514 which could be causing your pain. It would also explain your rage attack. 92 00:05:26,640 --> 00:05:29,225 And if my pituitary is damaged, how long would it take to treat? 93 00:05:29,351 --> 00:05:32,145 I don't want to get ahead of ourselves and start promising deadlines. 94 00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:36,149 I'm sorry, Doctor, but he's playing in front of pro scouts, 95 00:05:36,274 --> 00:05:38,276 coaches and GMs this Saturday. 96 00:05:38,401 --> 00:05:41,863 This is the job interview for the rest of his life. 97 00:05:41,988 --> 00:05:45,158 If we do find something wrong, we can go in through the nose 98 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:47,953 and repair the damage, nothing too invasive. 99 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:50,038 You'll need a couple of days of recovery, 100 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:53,083 and then we can have you back by game time. 101 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,585 Thank you, Doctor. 102 00:05:56,294 --> 00:05:59,172 There's nothing wrong with your eyes. 103 00:06:01,091 --> 00:06:04,970 Well, then, your gizmo's broken. I'm seeing spots. 104 00:06:05,095 --> 00:06:09,891 Or you enlisted, you got the cool haircut and the awesome pants, 105 00:06:10,058 --> 00:06:12,852 then you realized that your plane ticket to the Middle East was coach, 106 00:06:12,978 --> 00:06:14,854 and you decided to rethink your promise. 107 00:06:14,980 --> 00:06:18,274 No. I've already been there. 108 00:06:18,566 --> 00:06:22,153 Three deployments. Now they want me to go again. 109 00:06:22,278 --> 00:06:23,780 But my wife's pregnant. 110 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:28,076 So our Homeland should be unsafe because your Private was unsafe? 111 00:06:28,201 --> 00:06:29,452 (SIGHS) 112 00:06:29,577 --> 00:06:31,871 Look, my wife and I planned this perfect. 113 00:06:31,997 --> 00:06:33,999 My enlistment was supposed to be over last week, 114 00:06:34,124 --> 00:06:36,251 so we got pregnant six months ago. 115 00:06:36,376 --> 00:06:38,378 Now they tell me I'm getting stop-lossed. 116 00:06:38,503 --> 00:06:42,215 Army speak for they don't care about the fact that I've finished my contract. 117 00:06:42,340 --> 00:06:44,300 I don't care about the fact that they don't care. 118 00:06:44,426 --> 00:06:49,014 Hey, come on, I waited an extra hour just to make sure I got you. 119 00:06:49,347 --> 00:06:52,308 - Why? - I saw you limping out there. 120 00:06:53,685 --> 00:06:56,271 - Vietnam? - Viet... 121 00:06:57,355 --> 00:06:58,898 How old do you think I am? 122 00:06:59,482 --> 00:07:01,526 I don't know. Vietnam age? 123 00:07:01,651 --> 00:07:03,611 Well, back in my day 124 00:07:03,737 --> 00:07:06,239 the real dodgers had the stones to run off to Canada 125 00:07:06,364 --> 00:07:07,699 or shoot themselves in the foot. 126 00:07:07,824 --> 00:07:10,994 They didn't come to free clinics whining for doctors' notes. 127 00:07:11,119 --> 00:07:13,788 Go hug your wife, tell her to get a babysitter, 128 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:16,958 and you'll be back in time to video the kid's first steps. 129 00:07:20,045 --> 00:07:21,379 Yeah, I don't need to see the scan. 130 00:07:21,504 --> 00:07:25,216 I can tell from your little puppy dog eyes that his pituitary's fine. 131 00:07:25,341 --> 00:07:27,260 Are you gonna say it, or should I? 132 00:07:27,385 --> 00:07:30,263 You were right about the steroids. You're a genius. 133 00:07:30,388 --> 00:07:33,558 Next time, with feeling. Put the cheater on a somatostatin analogue 134 00:07:33,683 --> 00:07:37,645 to clear it out of his system, send him back to his football game. 135 00:07:40,398 --> 00:07:42,150 I've never done steroids. 136 00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:45,153 Well, somehow your GnRH got elevated. 137 00:07:45,278 --> 00:07:46,654 This will help get it back down. 138 00:07:46,780 --> 00:07:49,365 - Mom, I swear! - Who's gonna draft you, Daryl? 139 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:50,992 You're stupid enough to try that stuff, 140 00:07:51,117 --> 00:07:53,161 especially the week you know you're getting tested? 141 00:07:53,286 --> 00:07:56,289 You guys must have mixed up your labs or got somebody else's blood, 142 00:07:56,414 --> 00:07:58,833 because I never... (MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) 143 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:00,001 OK, what is that? 144 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,587 Tachycardia. Lay back down, Daryl. 145 00:08:03,630 --> 00:08:04,631 (DARYL GASPS) 146 00:08:04,756 --> 00:08:07,509 - Why's my heart beating like this? - It's not steroids. 147 00:08:07,634 --> 00:08:10,804 I need some adenosine, and get that crash cart over here. 148 00:08:10,929 --> 00:08:12,388 (GROANS) 149 00:08:14,432 --> 00:08:15,892 House, next time... 150 00:08:18,436 --> 00:08:19,521 Marcus. 151 00:08:19,646 --> 00:08:22,398 Oh, right. You two know each other. 152 00:08:24,067 --> 00:08:25,860 What are you doing here? 153 00:08:25,985 --> 00:08:28,321 - Interviewing. - Oh. 154 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:32,283 Who are we kidding? lnterview's over, you got the job. 155 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,745 - What job? - My new assistant. 156 00:08:36,538 --> 00:08:40,542 Part of his parole, he needs a job. Just trying to do my part. 157 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:44,587 You were wrong about the steroids. Patient had a paroxysmal tachycardia. 158 00:08:44,712 --> 00:08:46,589 We cardioverted him back to sinus rhythm. 159 00:08:46,714 --> 00:08:49,050 We're going to get a EKG and a sestamibi scan. 160 00:08:49,175 --> 00:08:52,428 Marcus, let's talk outside. 161 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:56,599 Family is family. 162 00:08:57,809 --> 00:09:00,436 Hey, good to see you, too. 163 00:09:02,814 --> 00:09:04,524 Did you have a hard stretch? 164 00:09:04,649 --> 00:09:07,026 Not bad, I hardly got raped at all. 165 00:09:07,569 --> 00:09:09,445 You can't work here. 166 00:09:09,988 --> 00:09:12,365 - But your boss says I can. - I'm not playing. 167 00:09:12,490 --> 00:09:15,493 Lighten up. I mean, this could be fun. 168 00:09:15,618 --> 00:09:19,455 I get to see your world. You get me access to the pharmacy. 169 00:09:21,207 --> 00:09:24,711 I am playing. Come on, man. You look good. 170 00:09:24,836 --> 00:09:27,380 I'd already know that, if you came to visit every once in a while, 171 00:09:27,505 --> 00:09:29,674 but whatever, I get it. It's cool. 172 00:09:29,799 --> 00:09:32,427 You don't wanna see me, you don't wanna pick me up. 173 00:09:32,552 --> 00:09:34,345 It's all justified. 174 00:09:35,138 --> 00:09:37,640 I'll just have to win you back over. 175 00:09:37,765 --> 00:09:41,686 Let me explain something. This man who's offering you the job? 176 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:44,397 - He's not a philanthropist. - He seems more helpful than you. 177 00:09:44,522 --> 00:09:47,150 He doesn't want to help you, 178 00:09:47,275 --> 00:09:49,402 he only wants to use you to screw with me. 179 00:09:50,236 --> 00:09:52,488 You know how you can screw with him? 180 00:09:52,614 --> 00:09:55,867 Act like your brother getting a job doesn't screw with you. 181 00:09:55,992 --> 00:09:59,871 Trust me, it'll be better for both of us if you go back in there 182 00:09:59,996 --> 00:10:01,456 and tell him you can't take the job. 183 00:10:01,581 --> 00:10:05,501 I'm not a person who has the luxury of turning down jobs. 184 00:10:05,627 --> 00:10:07,170 Well, figure something out... 185 00:10:09,005 --> 00:10:11,382 ...because you cannot work here. 186 00:10:22,810 --> 00:10:25,396 (EXCLAIMS) 187 00:10:25,521 --> 00:10:27,357 (SCREECHING) 188 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:28,483 House! 189 00:10:28,608 --> 00:10:29,525 (GROWLING) 190 00:10:29,651 --> 00:10:30,610 OK... 191 00:10:31,903 --> 00:10:34,739 We spent all night, used all the fancy machines. 192 00:10:34,864 --> 00:10:36,574 Patient's heart looks fine. 193 00:10:36,699 --> 00:10:38,952 Well, if it was fine, it wouldn't go aflutter 194 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:40,870 just because you walked into the room. 195 00:10:40,995 --> 00:10:44,290 - Light whip, two extra shots. - Thank you, sir. 196 00:10:45,375 --> 00:10:48,711 Judging by the look on your face, I assume you're upset that big bro 197 00:10:48,836 --> 00:10:51,256 didn't take your advice and skip town. 198 00:10:51,381 --> 00:10:54,884 - You told him about our conversation? - He bought me breakfast. 199 00:10:55,301 --> 00:10:59,097 It was fun. Put lunch in the books, just you and me. 200 00:10:59,973 --> 00:11:02,058 Our patient could have a PFC). 201 00:11:02,183 --> 00:11:05,478 Well, naturally you jump right to a urinary issue. 202 00:11:05,603 --> 00:11:07,355 PFO's not urinary, it's a heart issue. 203 00:11:07,480 --> 00:11:09,399 It is? Oh. 204 00:11:09,899 --> 00:11:12,485 Well, naturally you think it's not a urinary issue 205 00:11:12,610 --> 00:11:15,154 because you're so embarrassed about your own past urinary issues, 206 00:11:15,321 --> 00:11:17,115 you don't dare broach the subject. 207 00:11:18,741 --> 00:11:22,704 Oh, come on. You spending the night over at Bobby Samson's? 208 00:11:26,416 --> 00:11:28,209 (SIGHS) 209 00:11:28,334 --> 00:11:31,587 I did not wet the bed, I spilled a drink. 210 00:11:31,713 --> 00:11:34,007 We're not buying it, Eric. We never bought it. 211 00:11:34,132 --> 00:11:35,591 Why are you telling him these things? 212 00:11:35,717 --> 00:11:39,262 What's the big deal? It was 25 years ago. 213 00:11:39,387 --> 00:11:41,639 Oxygenated and de-oxygenated blood mix, 214 00:11:41,764 --> 00:11:44,142 the rough flow causes a clot, explains the heart and head. 215 00:11:44,267 --> 00:11:47,895 Like that power forward from Loyola Marymount when he... 216 00:11:48,021 --> 00:11:50,064 Hank Gathers? That's not what happened to him. 217 00:11:50,189 --> 00:11:52,984 Whoa, let your brother speak. 218 00:11:53,109 --> 00:11:54,527 What happened to Hank Gathers? 219 00:11:55,194 --> 00:11:56,612 Conference tournament. 220 00:11:56,738 --> 00:12:00,199 Alley-cop dunk, jams it home, then he runs up the court and splat. 221 00:12:00,325 --> 00:12:02,493 He dropped dead of a heart thing right there on the court. 222 00:12:02,618 --> 00:12:06,372 I remember that. On autopsy they found he had a hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. 223 00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:09,334 Rage and tachycardia are warning signs. 224 00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:13,212 Seriously? Because my brother remembers a basketball game? 225 00:12:13,338 --> 00:12:15,631 Hey, I don't care where an idea comes from, 226 00:12:15,757 --> 00:12:18,134 as long as it makes sense and embarrasses someone. 227 00:12:18,259 --> 00:12:19,719 (DOOR OPENS) 228 00:12:20,887 --> 00:12:22,055 Are you out of your mind? 229 00:12:22,180 --> 00:12:25,641 As a former psychiatric patient, I take offense at that terminology. 230 00:12:25,767 --> 00:12:27,852 All I did was ban you from my tub. 231 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:29,937 Whatever happened to proportional response? 232 00:12:30,063 --> 00:12:32,106 Whatever happened to coherent conversation? 233 00:12:32,231 --> 00:12:37,528 That thing broke tiles, gashed the walls and pooped everywhere. 234 00:12:37,653 --> 00:12:41,032 Expect a bill for repairs. And payback. 235 00:12:46,162 --> 00:12:48,748 - What was that? - I have no idea. 236 00:12:49,165 --> 00:12:52,752 Everybody else thinks hypertrophic cardiomyopathy makes sense? 237 00:12:53,795 --> 00:12:57,673 Good, stick the patient on a treadmill. Stress his heart until it stops. 238 00:12:57,799 --> 00:13:00,385 You want to induce cardiac arrest? 239 00:13:00,510 --> 00:13:03,471 The only real treatment is for the patient never to stress his heart again, 240 00:13:03,596 --> 00:13:06,682 which means we have to tell him to retire at the ripe old age of 21. 241 00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:09,894 Stopping his heart speaks louder than words. Go. 242 00:13:14,816 --> 00:13:18,152 Maybe it's a good thing. He gave your brother a job, responsibility. 243 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:21,155 I'm not arguing that he shouldn't have a job, 244 00:13:21,280 --> 00:13:22,949 I just don't want him having one here. 245 00:13:23,074 --> 00:13:26,035 I understand that House did this to annoy you, 246 00:13:26,160 --> 00:13:27,620 but why is he succeeding? 247 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:35,294 (SIGHS) You know what my brother did the last time he got out of prison? 248 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:38,506 He stole money from my parents to buy drugs. 249 00:13:39,215 --> 00:13:42,718 He robbed a liquor store, then he moved on to jacking luxury cars... 250 00:13:42,844 --> 00:13:45,430 - Last time. - Every time. 251 00:13:46,556 --> 00:13:51,185 I've known my brother for over 30 years. You haven't even known him a day. 252 00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:55,231 I'm sorry. 253 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:01,988 The exterminator charged 250 to get the opossum out of there, 254 00:14:02,113 --> 00:14:05,992 and the contractor estimates 1500 to fix the bathroom. 255 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:09,954 And why are you jerking Foreman around? 256 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:12,623 Because it's fun. 257 00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:14,750 Maybe you should give those bills to the guy 258 00:14:14,876 --> 00:14:17,628 who left his own bathroom window open. 259 00:14:17,753 --> 00:14:20,756 Your motives always run deeper than simple fun. 260 00:14:20,882 --> 00:14:22,967 I want to learn more about one of my employees 261 00:14:23,092 --> 00:14:27,680 so that I can manipulate him and destroy him if and when I choose. 262 00:14:27,805 --> 00:14:30,266 - Information is power. - Not buying it. 263 00:14:30,391 --> 00:14:33,769 OK. Why don't you tell me my real evil plan? 264 00:14:33,895 --> 00:14:35,605 I don't think there is an evil plan. 265 00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:38,774 You regret not having a relationship with your own family, 266 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,402 and you don't want to see Foreman go down that same path. 267 00:14:41,527 --> 00:14:45,740 I think you're actually being nice. 268 00:14:45,865 --> 00:14:46,991 Oh, shut up. 269 00:14:48,409 --> 00:14:50,620 You can't accuse me of an opossum attack 270 00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:53,706 and underhanded kindness in the same visit. 271 00:14:53,831 --> 00:14:55,791 Then I'll come back. (DOOR OPENS) 272 00:14:55,917 --> 00:14:58,211 CHASE: Treadmill test was a bust. 273 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,796 The guy's in unbelievable shape, 274 00:15:00,922 --> 00:15:03,007 we couldn't get his heart rate above 150. 275 00:15:03,132 --> 00:15:05,885 Your boss is secretly a very nice man. 276 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,890 I know. 277 00:15:12,308 --> 00:15:14,101 CHASE: If we can't recreate the cardiac event, 278 00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,854 we can't prove hypertrophic cardiomyopathy. 279 00:15:16,979 --> 00:15:23,361 (EXCLAIMS) Either we find a bigger treadmill, or... 280 00:15:29,659 --> 00:15:31,827 Did I miss the memo about you being released? 281 00:15:31,953 --> 00:15:35,456 I'm feeling fine. I can't keep laying here in this bed, missing practices. 282 00:15:35,581 --> 00:15:37,833 All excellent points. Give me your arm. 283 00:15:37,959 --> 00:15:40,753 - What's in the shot? - It's a vasodilator. 284 00:15:40,878 --> 00:15:43,172 Since we can't exercise your son's heart on the treadmill, 285 00:15:43,297 --> 00:15:45,800 we're gonna have to do it chemically. 286 00:15:50,972 --> 00:15:53,808 - What's wrong? - You're turning white. 287 00:15:53,933 --> 00:15:55,393 What does that mean? 288 00:15:55,518 --> 00:15:58,938 It means he doesn't need football to get a good job anymore. 289 00:16:05,653 --> 00:16:07,029 Raynaud's Phenomenon. 290 00:16:07,154 --> 00:16:09,740 Vasospasms cut off the blood supply to his fingers, 291 00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:12,201 could be early onset rheumatoid arthritis. 292 00:16:12,326 --> 00:16:13,703 His rheumatoid factor is negative. 293 00:16:13,828 --> 00:16:17,290 Arterial plaque throwing clots would explain the fingers, head, heart. 294 00:16:17,415 --> 00:16:21,294 You really think a guy with stenosis could've aced that treadmill test? 295 00:16:22,420 --> 00:16:25,339 You're kidding me. You got him a desk? 296 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:31,262 And a nameplate. Man's got to have a place he can call his own. 297 00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:33,347 CHASE: What about Takayasu's arteritis? 298 00:16:33,472 --> 00:16:36,267 Lymphoma's a better fit. We should remove his spleen. 299 00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:38,144 Bold move to skip straight to surgery. 300 00:16:38,269 --> 00:16:41,272 His big game's coming up, we don't have time to biopsy, 301 00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:43,274 wait for the pathology report, and resect. 302 00:16:43,399 --> 00:16:46,235 Right. We should remove his spleen without confirmation 303 00:16:46,360 --> 00:16:47,695 so he won't miss the big game. 304 00:16:48,988 --> 00:16:50,615 Hang an ethanol drip. 305 00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:52,783 That won't treat for either lymphoma or Takayasu's. 306 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:54,827 If it's lymphoma, the ethanol will make him itchy, 307 00:16:54,952 --> 00:16:56,287 and Foreman can remove his spleen. 308 00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:58,289 If it's Takayasu's, he'll lose his radial pulse, 309 00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:01,292 and Chase can start him on steroids. 310 00:17:04,378 --> 00:17:06,172 Marcus! 311 00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:17,808 What are you doing here? 312 00:17:17,933 --> 00:17:21,354 My new assignment is to shadow you into enemy territory 313 00:17:21,479 --> 00:17:24,315 and document your every word to the patient. 314 00:17:24,440 --> 00:17:27,318 Just don't say anything stupid. 315 00:17:27,443 --> 00:17:30,363 You're not an idiot. Don't do this. 316 00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:33,824 Come on, man. I'm a new person now. 317 00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:35,868 No more drugs, no more lying. 318 00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:39,330 And if I can't get my own family to give me an opportunity to prove that, 319 00:17:39,455 --> 00:17:40,915 then what's the point? 320 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:42,875 Mom and Dad gave you a chance. 321 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,252 And a second. And a third. 322 00:17:45,378 --> 00:17:47,004 I'm not about to give you a 54th. 323 00:18:05,398 --> 00:18:08,359 Why isn't your minion fetching your lunch? 324 00:18:08,484 --> 00:18:10,444 He's busy spying on his little brother. 325 00:18:11,654 --> 00:18:13,364 (CHUCKLES) 326 00:18:13,489 --> 00:18:16,450 - What? - That's very demeaning. 327 00:18:18,035 --> 00:18:21,080 You obviously have a theory as to why demeaning is not demeaning. 328 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:24,458 You're escalating to prove I was wrong about you being nice. 329 00:18:24,583 --> 00:18:26,877 Which you would only do if I was right. 330 00:18:27,002 --> 00:18:28,754 Do you even listen to yourself? 331 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:31,465 Twenty-three-year-old just came in to the ER, asked for you. 332 00:18:31,590 --> 00:18:33,050 What's her cup size? 333 00:18:33,175 --> 00:18:36,387 I don't think his cup size is relevant to his condition. 334 00:18:36,512 --> 00:18:39,473 He accidentally shot himself in the foot. 335 00:18:42,643 --> 00:18:43,686 Oh, for... 336 00:18:44,979 --> 00:18:46,689 Seriously? 337 00:18:46,814 --> 00:18:48,524 I give you a choice between moving to Canada 338 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:51,527 and shooting yourself in the foot, and you choose the bullet? 339 00:18:51,652 --> 00:18:52,987 I didn't want to be a fugitive. 340 00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,780 You think this is gonna get you discharged? 341 00:18:54,905 --> 00:18:56,449 We'll patch it up and send you right back. 342 00:18:56,574 --> 00:18:58,492 Well, don't patch it up. 343 00:19:00,077 --> 00:19:03,456 Look, you got screwed over 344 00:19:03,581 --> 00:19:05,499 by your own government and that sucks. 345 00:19:05,624 --> 00:19:09,503 But all you're going to get out of this is a five-day vacation and a band-aid. 346 00:19:10,171 --> 00:19:12,757 When I signed up, I was just a guy. 347 00:19:12,882 --> 00:19:14,508 Now I'm about to be a dad. 348 00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:19,305 I go back over, there's a chance my kid grows up without a father. 349 00:19:21,640 --> 00:19:25,561 You got a girl pregnant. You're still just a guy. 350 00:19:35,863 --> 00:19:37,656 How much longer we have to wait? 351 00:19:37,782 --> 00:19:40,242 We have to keep going until you start feeling something. 352 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:42,453 Might help if you told me what I'm supposed to feel. 353 00:19:42,578 --> 00:19:44,663 I do that, that's all you'll be thinking about. 354 00:19:44,789 --> 00:19:46,916 Then you'll be telling me that's what you're feeling. 355 00:19:47,041 --> 00:19:48,292 Power of suggestion. 356 00:19:48,417 --> 00:19:51,462 The other black dude who was in here earlier, he your brother? 357 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:54,590 - What gave it away? - The way you looked at him. 358 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:57,218 I have two older brothers, and we always want to kill each other. 359 00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:58,719 (LAUGHS) 360 00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:02,807 (GROANS) 361 00:20:04,600 --> 00:20:06,477 Something wrong? 362 00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:09,438 Not really. Just feels itchy. 363 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:14,485 - Is that what you were waiting for? - Means lymphoma's most likely. 364 00:20:14,610 --> 00:20:17,488 - But that's actually good news. - How can that be good news? 365 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:21,492 Because it's treatable, we can remove your spleen tonight laparoscopically. 366 00:20:21,617 --> 00:20:23,202 Will I be up and around by Saturday? 367 00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,538 We can get to the radiation in the off-season. 368 00:20:25,663 --> 00:20:27,498 (LAUGHS) 369 00:20:27,623 --> 00:20:32,795 Hey, Ma. Wake up. Ma, wake up. I'm itchy. 370 00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,172 Means I can play. 371 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:53,732 (HUMS) 372 00:21:32,688 --> 00:21:34,148 (GASPS) 373 00:21:34,273 --> 00:21:35,274 (SIGHS) 374 00:21:35,399 --> 00:21:36,775 What are you doing in the dark? 375 00:21:36,901 --> 00:21:38,652 Lying in wait. 376 00:21:41,113 --> 00:21:42,948 Jeez, what happened to your face? 377 00:21:43,073 --> 00:21:45,701 Right, play innocent. 378 00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:49,121 Like you weren't looking for revenge for the prank that I didn't pull. 379 00:21:49,246 --> 00:21:51,999 It's karmicjustice, but I didn't do it. 380 00:21:52,124 --> 00:21:54,668 Of course you realize, this means war. 381 00:22:01,467 --> 00:22:04,094 Isolating the gastroepiploic artery. 382 00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:08,265 Nearly there. 383 00:22:09,725 --> 00:22:12,686 Foreman, come and take a look at this. 384 00:22:15,230 --> 00:22:16,941 Liver's inflamed. 385 00:22:18,442 --> 00:22:21,403 So the itching wasn't caused by his spleen. 386 00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:22,696 It's not lymphoma. 387 00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:31,997 What happened to your face? 388 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:34,667 Wilson annexed the Sudetenland. 389 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:38,629 No abnormal T-cells or B-cells, it's definitely not lymphoma. 390 00:22:39,129 --> 00:22:42,508 Liver biopsy only revealed non-specific inflammation. 391 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:46,804 Kind of like the time you took your mom's birth control pills on a dare 392 00:22:46,929 --> 00:22:48,847 and ended up with swollen nipples. 393 00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:50,432 - That never happened. - Right. 394 00:22:50,557 --> 00:22:54,019 And your nickname all the way up through high school wasn't Erica. 395 00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:55,437 It wasn't. 396 00:22:57,481 --> 00:22:58,774 OK, I may have made that one up. 397 00:22:58,899 --> 00:23:01,360 With the understanding that my brother still had a sense of humor 398 00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:04,780 - and would figure out to play along. - Polymyositis would explain the head, 399 00:23:04,905 --> 00:23:06,532 liver, heart, even the white fingers. 400 00:23:06,657 --> 00:23:10,119 Would also be accompanied by a significant decrease in muscle power. 401 00:23:10,244 --> 00:23:13,038 Marcus, chance to redeem yourself. 402 00:23:13,163 --> 00:23:15,124 Does our patient look strong to you? 403 00:23:17,668 --> 00:23:21,046 Sorry, Eric. Big brother disagrees with your diagnosis. 404 00:23:21,171 --> 00:23:22,131 Felty syndrome? 405 00:23:22,256 --> 00:23:24,633 You said the liver was inflamed, not the spleen. 406 00:23:24,758 --> 00:23:27,469 Can you believe they let this guy perform surgery? 407 00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:30,014 - What are you doing? - Requesting permission to share my idea 408 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:32,266 without being belittled in front of your new assistant. 409 00:23:32,391 --> 00:23:34,601 Permission denied. Continue. 410 00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:37,354 Our patient has cartilage damage in both ankles, 411 00:23:37,479 --> 00:23:40,065 he gets lidocaine shots before every game to mask the pain. 412 00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:44,236 Team doctor uses the same needle twice by accident? Viral hepatitis. 413 00:23:44,361 --> 00:23:48,073 - Do you think he's an idiot, Marcus? - I don't think he's an idiot. 414 00:23:48,198 --> 00:23:50,284 OK. Go test his blood. 415 00:23:51,201 --> 00:23:54,163 Come on. We have a lunch scheduled. 416 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:01,211 So you jerked me around. 417 00:24:02,421 --> 00:24:06,383 Your allegiance lies with your brother. I get it. Admirable. 418 00:24:06,717 --> 00:24:09,720 But here's the problem. I hired you to tell me the truth. 419 00:24:09,845 --> 00:24:12,306 If you don't do that, you no longer have a job. 420 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:14,600 I don't know what secret you're looking to uncover, 421 00:24:14,725 --> 00:24:16,310 but my brother is a decent guy. 422 00:24:16,435 --> 00:24:19,021 He was arrested for grand theft auto. 423 00:24:19,146 --> 00:24:22,191 - You're gonna be disappointed. - Try me. 424 00:24:23,859 --> 00:24:26,236 - He tell you I was with him? - Was it your idea? 425 00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:28,614 We did everything together, I don't know whose idea it was. 426 00:24:28,739 --> 00:24:30,699 I was 16, he was only 14. 427 00:24:30,824 --> 00:24:33,118 Little punk couldn't even see over the steering wheel, 428 00:24:33,243 --> 00:24:35,037 but he was quicker with a flathead screwdriver 429 00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:36,914 than most people with a key. 430 00:24:41,251 --> 00:24:44,880 Sorry to interrupt my character assassination with boring medical stuff, 431 00:24:45,005 --> 00:24:48,509 but when we drew the patient's blood it clotted right there in the vacutainer. 432 00:24:48,634 --> 00:24:52,137 So the problem is not in his blood, it's the blood itself. 433 00:24:52,262 --> 00:24:54,348 He's been working out in the cold, doing two-a-days, 434 00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:56,433 it's got to be cryoglobulinemia. 435 00:24:56,558 --> 00:25:00,354 I usually love breaking bad news, but in this case... 436 00:25:00,479 --> 00:25:02,689 Start the patient on warfarin. 437 00:25:03,482 --> 00:25:06,443 I am so sorry about that. You were saying? 438 00:25:09,279 --> 00:25:13,158 We drove for about ten minutes before we got caught and that was it. 439 00:25:13,283 --> 00:25:14,660 When mom came down to the station, 440 00:25:14,785 --> 00:25:17,830 she didn't say a word the whole ride home. 441 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:21,625 She came to the driveway, turned off the car. 442 00:25:21,750 --> 00:25:24,169 We're sitting in there in silence. 443 00:25:24,294 --> 00:25:28,423 And then, without turning around, she said, "I'll pray for you." 444 00:25:30,300 --> 00:25:32,511 Then she got out of the car. 445 00:25:33,512 --> 00:25:36,723 Wow. You got off easy. 446 00:25:36,849 --> 00:25:40,853 Easy for you, easy for me. Not easy for Eric. 447 00:25:41,687 --> 00:25:45,190 His life mission became to never disappoint our mother like that again. 448 00:25:45,315 --> 00:25:48,277 Because he is a good guy. 449 00:25:49,570 --> 00:25:52,948 Thought he would tell that story at the eulogy, 450 00:25:53,073 --> 00:25:54,700 but I heard he didn't give one. 451 00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:01,123 Your mother's dead? 452 00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:05,794 If he didn't tell you, I'm sure he had a reason. 453 00:26:05,919 --> 00:26:10,299 Look, you can mock him all you want about peeing the bed... 454 00:26:11,925 --> 00:26:15,971 ...but please don't bring up our mother. 455 00:26:20,475 --> 00:26:23,770 Your blood contains an abnormally high volume of certain proteins, 456 00:26:23,896 --> 00:26:27,900 called cryoglobulins. They become thick when it gets cold outside. 457 00:26:28,025 --> 00:26:31,236 It's like a car trying to run after the oil's turned to sludge. 458 00:26:31,361 --> 00:26:33,447 We think that's what's been causing all your problems. 459 00:26:33,572 --> 00:26:36,825 So I just need a quick oil change and I'm good to go. 460 00:26:36,950 --> 00:26:39,036 This oil change isn't so quick. 461 00:26:39,161 --> 00:26:41,622 We have to put you on blood thinners and other medications. 462 00:26:41,747 --> 00:26:43,790 The process will take two to three weeks, 463 00:26:43,916 --> 00:26:46,501 but after that, you should be able to play without a problem. 464 00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:48,253 After that, it's not gonna matter. 465 00:26:48,378 --> 00:26:50,505 Doctor, if Daryl doesn't play in front of the scouts 466 00:26:50,631 --> 00:26:54,259 on Saturday, he won't get drafted. Can't you wait until after the game? 467 00:26:54,384 --> 00:26:56,929 If we wait and let him play, 468 00:26:57,054 --> 00:27:00,349 there's a good chance he dies right on the field. 469 00:27:13,403 --> 00:27:14,488 I had an epiphany. 470 00:27:14,613 --> 00:27:18,533 Usually that precedes you walking away with purpose, so... 471 00:27:19,368 --> 00:27:21,328 Flathead screwdriver. 472 00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:23,372 And then I say... 473 00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:26,291 It's not a game, it's proof 474 00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:28,293 that you didn't rig the grab rail and make me fall. 475 00:27:28,418 --> 00:27:31,630 I already have proof of that. The fact that I didn't do it. 476 00:27:31,755 --> 00:27:34,258 I can't go on that. But I can go on the fact 477 00:27:34,383 --> 00:27:36,551 that I had to borrow a flathead screwdriver from Nora 478 00:27:36,677 --> 00:27:38,971 to install the thing because we only had a Phillips head. 479 00:27:39,096 --> 00:27:40,973 Then, of course, I returned it late that night 480 00:27:41,098 --> 00:27:43,558 in a completely successful effort to see her braless. 481 00:27:43,684 --> 00:27:45,310 Whoa! Wait. Wait a minute. Wait a minute. 482 00:27:45,435 --> 00:27:48,981 Which means that you didn't have the tool to sabotage the grab rail. 483 00:27:49,106 --> 00:27:51,650 Braless? Under, like, a sweater? Or, like, a... 484 00:27:51,775 --> 00:27:55,654 Now I also have proof that I'm not responsible for the opossum 485 00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:58,490 because I'm absolving you of responsibility instead of escalating, 486 00:27:58,615 --> 00:27:59,950 which you know is not in my nature. 487 00:28:00,075 --> 00:28:04,496 So someone is breaking into our place just to screw with us? 488 00:28:04,621 --> 00:28:08,417 The opossum was meant for me. 489 00:28:13,130 --> 00:28:17,509 WILSON: I'm so tired. It was exciting until about 2:00 a.m. 490 00:28:18,385 --> 00:28:20,345 Now it's just torture. 491 00:28:20,470 --> 00:28:22,055 HOUSE: Did you even go to college? 492 00:28:23,181 --> 00:28:26,059 WILSON: This is the escalation, isn't it? 493 00:28:26,184 --> 00:28:27,352 Keeping me up all night. 494 00:28:27,477 --> 00:28:30,355 Nothing happens, then you keep me up all night again tomorrow. 495 00:28:30,480 --> 00:28:31,982 This is your retaliation. 496 00:28:32,107 --> 00:28:34,359 You see, that's just illogical, 497 00:28:34,484 --> 00:28:36,028 cos I'm staying up, too. 498 00:28:36,153 --> 00:28:38,363 Maybe you napped all day. 499 00:28:38,488 --> 00:28:40,824 I gave you empirical proof that I did not prank you. 500 00:28:40,949 --> 00:28:44,411 No. No, you did not. You created empirical proof 501 00:28:44,536 --> 00:28:49,249 that I didn't prank you, selling me on the notion that you didn't prank me. 502 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,626 Maybe you self-pranked. 503 00:28:51,752 --> 00:28:53,170 I don't masterprank. 504 00:28:53,295 --> 00:28:55,839 Is that cut on your cheek even real? 505 00:28:55,964 --> 00:29:00,677 See? This is exactly what our nemesis wants. Divide and conquer. 506 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:02,137 Can't you see that? 507 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,931 OK. I'm going to bed. 508 00:29:05,515 --> 00:29:07,267 HOUSE: I'm telling you, if we sleep now, 509 00:29:07,392 --> 00:29:09,811 we're going to wake up next to severed horse heads. 510 00:29:09,936 --> 00:29:11,438 Or worse, the rest of it. 511 00:29:12,939 --> 00:29:14,399 (FIRE ALARM BEEPING) 512 00:29:15,400 --> 00:29:16,693 WILSON: Oh! 513 00:29:18,528 --> 00:29:19,654 House! 514 00:29:22,866 --> 00:29:24,493 The flatscreen! 515 00:29:39,049 --> 00:29:41,885 You would never sacrifice the flatscreen. 516 00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:45,555 Oh, this guy's good. 517 00:29:52,062 --> 00:29:54,523 (SIGHS) ls there a reason for this? 518 00:29:57,943 --> 00:30:03,156 (IN FRENCH ACCENT) There is a reason for everything, mes amis. 519 00:30:03,323 --> 00:30:09,037 I am troubled to report that we have a criminal in our midst. 520 00:30:09,162 --> 00:30:11,289 Guilty of what, exactly? 521 00:30:11,957 --> 00:30:15,043 Last night the fire sprinklers flooded our apartment. 522 00:30:15,168 --> 00:30:18,880 And before that, I found an opossum in my bathtub. 523 00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:22,300 You each had motive, you each had opportunity. 524 00:30:23,051 --> 00:30:25,971 This is the emergency you paged me about? 525 00:30:26,096 --> 00:30:27,097 (CLEARS THROAT) 526 00:30:27,222 --> 00:30:30,225 Not so fast, Mademoiselle Cuddy. 527 00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:32,227 No one leaves here until they can account 528 00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:35,313 for their whereabouts the evening last. 529 00:30:35,439 --> 00:30:36,606 Bye. 530 00:30:37,524 --> 00:30:40,235 (IN NORMAL ACCENT) OK. No one who is employed by me 531 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,280 leaves here until they account for their whereabouts the evening last. 532 00:30:43,405 --> 00:30:45,657 What about you, Professor Chase? 533 00:30:45,782 --> 00:30:47,242 Why would I? 534 00:30:47,367 --> 00:30:50,745 Because you hold me responsible for breaking up your marriage. 535 00:30:50,871 --> 00:30:52,330 I was here all night with Thirteen 536 00:30:52,456 --> 00:30:55,375 monitoring our patient's IV blood thinners. 537 00:30:55,500 --> 00:30:57,252 Can either of you prove that? 538 00:30:57,377 --> 00:31:00,672 The patient's alive and improving. Is that proof enough? 539 00:31:00,797 --> 00:31:01,965 For now. 540 00:31:02,591 --> 00:31:04,384 What about you, Colonel Taub? 541 00:31:04,509 --> 00:31:06,845 I was out to dinner with my wife. 542 00:31:06,970 --> 00:31:09,264 Really? Your wife? 543 00:31:09,389 --> 00:31:11,308 Yes, really. 544 00:31:12,392 --> 00:31:16,021 Good enough. Cos had you pegged all along. 545 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:19,191 You certainly had all the motive in the world. 546 00:31:19,316 --> 00:31:21,276 First of all, I'm not interested. 547 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:24,279 Second, I don't even know where you guys live. 548 00:31:24,404 --> 00:31:27,282 Yesterday, I confirmed that you are a liar. 549 00:31:27,407 --> 00:31:28,700 What are you talking about? 550 00:31:28,825 --> 00:31:31,328 Well, at least a liar by omission. 551 00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:32,579 House! 552 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:36,583 Don't. 553 00:31:36,708 --> 00:31:40,378 Get this, class. Foreman's mom died. 554 00:31:43,298 --> 00:31:45,509 He ever tell any of you? 555 00:31:45,634 --> 00:31:48,887 House, I think you're getting off topic here. 556 00:31:49,012 --> 00:31:51,806 Is he serious? Did your mom pass away? 557 00:31:53,058 --> 00:31:54,976 About three months ago. 558 00:31:55,101 --> 00:31:56,311 I'm so sorry. 559 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:57,729 Why didn't you tell anybody? 560 00:31:57,854 --> 00:31:59,314 HOUSE: And to top it off, 561 00:31:59,439 --> 00:32:01,942 he refused to say anything nice about her at the funeral. 562 00:32:02,067 --> 00:32:04,569 I didn't talk because it isn't anyone's business. 563 00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:08,657 Stop. You don't have to explain yourself to this guy. 564 00:32:09,074 --> 00:32:12,160 - You want to hit me, don't you? - Marcus, don't. 565 00:32:16,540 --> 00:32:17,916 I quit. 566 00:32:22,504 --> 00:32:24,923 You should stop him. He needs this job. 567 00:32:25,048 --> 00:32:28,176 Our patient needs a fresh IV. 568 00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:39,729 I don't need two to three weeks. 569 00:32:39,854 --> 00:32:43,066 See? Got my color back. 570 00:32:43,191 --> 00:32:45,110 It means you're getting better, but it doesn't... 571 00:32:45,235 --> 00:32:48,363 Means I am better. My coach had the team doctor come by. 572 00:32:48,488 --> 00:32:49,364 He cleared me to play. 573 00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:53,159 Did your team doctor realize you're on blood thinners? 574 00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:57,956 - I'm off them now. - You're still sick. 575 00:32:58,081 --> 00:32:59,541 You're not ready to go off your meds. 576 00:32:59,666 --> 00:33:01,501 Daryl, listen to him. It is not worth the risk... 577 00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:03,545 I'll come back on Sunday, Mom. 578 00:33:03,670 --> 00:33:05,380 You guys can give me all the meds I need then. 579 00:33:05,505 --> 00:33:08,216 The treatment doesn't work that way. 580 00:33:13,972 --> 00:33:15,807 Please, go with him. 581 00:33:25,317 --> 00:33:27,569 The antibiotics aren't working. 582 00:33:27,694 --> 00:33:29,988 We're going to switch you to different ones, 583 00:33:30,113 --> 00:33:32,532 but you're going to lose your toe. 584 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:34,576 (LAUGHS) 585 00:33:38,246 --> 00:33:39,914 Outstanding, soldier! 586 00:33:40,040 --> 00:33:44,336 As a general rule, before you celebrate, do a little research. 587 00:33:44,461 --> 00:33:46,838 The Army's Medical Evaluation Board 588 00:33:46,963 --> 00:33:49,924 is perfectly fine with nine-toed infantrymen, 589 00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:52,636 as long as they can walk and run. 590 00:33:52,761 --> 00:33:55,680 - So I lost a toe for nothing? - Afraid so. 591 00:33:55,805 --> 00:33:57,974 Unless you want me to keep you on the old antibiotics. 592 00:33:58,099 --> 00:34:00,226 We can let the infection spread, 593 00:34:00,352 --> 00:34:02,812 then we can amputate more than just a toe. 594 00:34:08,943 --> 00:34:10,862 FOREMAN: Why are you risking your life for this? 595 00:34:10,987 --> 00:34:13,657 Your mom doesn't want you to. 596 00:34:13,782 --> 00:34:16,451 My mom sacrificed everything for me. 597 00:34:16,576 --> 00:34:20,038 Her telling me not to come here is just another example of that. 598 00:34:20,163 --> 00:34:24,584 I do good out there, I could take care of her for the rest of her life. 599 00:34:27,253 --> 00:34:31,424 Who am I if I don't sacrifice for her? That's family. 600 00:34:42,686 --> 00:34:44,729 (DARYL WHEEZING) 601 00:34:53,863 --> 00:34:55,615 FOREMAN: You OK? 602 00:34:56,658 --> 00:34:58,034 DARYL: Everything's blurry. 603 00:35:03,623 --> 00:35:05,083 I can't see. 604 00:35:10,004 --> 00:35:12,340 Take me back to the hospital. 605 00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:22,142 The blindness means we were wrong about... 606 00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:24,853 FOREMAN: Actually, I'm responsible for that. 607 00:35:25,645 --> 00:35:28,356 I spiked his water bottle with nitrates. Dropped his blood pressure, 608 00:35:28,481 --> 00:35:31,234 robbed oxygen rich blood from his brain, making him blind. 609 00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:34,821 I figured a temporarily blind patient is better than a permanently dead one. 610 00:35:34,946 --> 00:35:36,322 His vision was already coming back 611 00:35:36,448 --> 00:35:38,324 by the time I dropped him off at the hospital. 612 00:35:39,659 --> 00:35:43,079 Well played. If only we could combine your medical chicanery 613 00:35:43,204 --> 00:35:45,081 with your brother's ability to fetch me mochas, 614 00:35:45,206 --> 00:35:47,876 you'd be the perfect Foreman. Where are you? 615 00:35:48,001 --> 00:35:49,127 I'm busy. 616 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,590 TAUB: Great, so we don't have a new symptom. 617 00:35:53,715 --> 00:35:55,759 Means we should stick him back on his blood thinners, 618 00:35:55,884 --> 00:35:57,635 and he should be OK to leave in a couple weeks. 619 00:35:57,761 --> 00:35:59,596 Actually, we do have a new symptom. 620 00:35:59,721 --> 00:36:03,349 Any of you take a look at his readmittance chart? 621 00:36:04,017 --> 00:36:06,311 Between the time he checked in and the time he re-checked in, 622 00:36:06,436 --> 00:36:08,772 our patient lost a single pound. 623 00:36:09,314 --> 00:36:12,233 Patient like that would usually shed over ten pounds. 624 00:36:12,358 --> 00:36:15,320 The obvious answer would be steroids, 625 00:36:15,445 --> 00:36:17,405 but since we've already ruled them out... 626 00:36:17,572 --> 00:36:21,576 So he's not injecting, but he could be getting them naturally. 627 00:36:21,701 --> 00:36:23,536 Paraneoplastic syndrome, 628 00:36:23,661 --> 00:36:26,080 the body produces antibodies which battle cancer, 629 00:36:26,206 --> 00:36:27,791 which could also act like growth hormone. 630 00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:31,920 We've eliminated lymphoma. What other cancers mimic growth hormone? 631 00:36:32,045 --> 00:36:33,922 Lung, pancreatic, renal, breast... 632 00:36:34,047 --> 00:36:36,591 It was a rhetorical question, I don't really care. 633 00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:38,259 Go test him for all of them. 634 00:36:40,970 --> 00:36:42,680 (KNOCKING AT DOOR) 635 00:36:50,814 --> 00:36:53,775 - What are you doing here? - You need a job. 636 00:36:56,069 --> 00:36:58,696 Maybe I can talk to House, 637 00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:00,573 see if I can get your job back. 638 00:37:01,950 --> 00:37:05,620 As soon as he knows you're OK with me being there, 639 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,247 he won't want me back. 640 00:37:07,372 --> 00:37:10,708 Maybe I can help you figure out something else. 641 00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:15,630 I promise I won't let you down. 642 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,507 Don't do that. 643 00:37:19,759 --> 00:37:23,054 Let's just see how it goes. 644 00:37:25,640 --> 00:37:30,103 So do they mandate you to stay here at the halfway house... 645 00:37:31,896 --> 00:37:35,275 ...or can you come stay with family? 646 00:37:49,163 --> 00:37:50,415 It's Foreman. 647 00:37:50,540 --> 00:37:52,667 Well, it should stop now that Marcus left. 648 00:37:52,792 --> 00:37:54,586 Well, that's the whole point. 649 00:37:58,798 --> 00:38:01,676 Oh, I'm sorry. Was my leg sticking out? 650 00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:04,262 I'm so distracted lately, trying to think of something funnier 651 00:38:04,387 --> 00:38:08,725 than fire sprinklers going off in the middle of the night. Any ideas? 652 00:38:11,644 --> 00:38:14,772 Whoa. Easy there, tiger. I know where you live. You know how I know? 653 00:38:14,898 --> 00:38:19,319 Cos my girlfriend and I, we tried to buy that very same condo. 654 00:38:19,444 --> 00:38:22,322 Why don't you leave me out of this? Wilson was the one who bought the place. 655 00:38:22,447 --> 00:38:27,702 And you're living there. You deserve to suffer equally. 656 00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:30,204 Actually, I've suffered more now that you just tripped me. 657 00:38:30,330 --> 00:38:31,789 (STAMMERING) Hey, hey. I'm... 658 00:38:31,915 --> 00:38:34,709 His suffering will equal out because he actually feels remorse. 659 00:38:34,834 --> 00:38:39,088 Why would you out yourself? You can't even imagine the retribution. 660 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:43,551 There won't be any. I'm ceasing all offensive operations. 661 00:38:43,676 --> 00:38:46,721 I've both made my point and established my superiority. 662 00:38:46,846 --> 00:38:49,974 And if you even get to the planning stages of retaliation, 663 00:38:50,099 --> 00:38:53,394 I will tell Cuddy that she lost her dream place to you two. 664 00:38:53,519 --> 00:38:57,815 See, she's under this odd impression that you guys are her friends. 665 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:16,918 There's no cancer. 666 00:39:17,043 --> 00:39:19,837 We scanned him head to toe, we checked blood smears for leukemia, 667 00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:22,590 we even ultrasounded his chest looking for breast cancer. 668 00:39:22,715 --> 00:39:24,425 Maybe I was wrong about the weight loss. 669 00:39:24,550 --> 00:39:26,803 You weren't wrong. We found blood in his catheter bag. 670 00:39:26,928 --> 00:39:29,472 - His kidneys are failing. - THIRTEEN: So it has to be cancer. 671 00:39:29,597 --> 00:39:31,683 Paraneoplastic syndrome is the only thing 672 00:39:31,808 --> 00:39:34,769 that can link kidney, heart and liver, even the rage. 673 00:39:34,894 --> 00:39:38,481 Then why can't we find it? We've looked everywhere inside this guy. 674 00:39:39,565 --> 00:39:41,859 What if it's not inside? 675 00:39:48,324 --> 00:39:50,076 (COMMENTARY ON TV) 676 00:39:57,500 --> 00:39:59,252 You know why you're black? 677 00:39:59,377 --> 00:40:01,796 Cos God loves me more than he loves you. 678 00:40:01,921 --> 00:40:05,800 Hmm. What I was going for was melanin. You got lots of it. 679 00:40:05,925 --> 00:40:10,054 Makes your skin dark, protects you from the sun's harmful UV rays. 680 00:40:10,179 --> 00:40:12,807 - What are you doing? - Unfortunately, it also prevents 681 00:40:12,932 --> 00:40:14,809 even those with advanced medical degrees 682 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:18,896 from considering melanoma as a diagnosis. Other hand. 683 00:40:19,939 --> 00:40:22,859 On the rare occasion that black people do get skin cancer, 684 00:40:22,984 --> 00:40:25,236 they usually get it on their white parts, 685 00:40:25,361 --> 00:40:27,822 like the palms and soles of the feet. 686 00:40:27,947 --> 00:40:32,410 But your hands and feet are so smashed up from football 687 00:40:32,535 --> 00:40:34,829 that my team would likely have written off 688 00:40:34,954 --> 00:40:37,123 any skin blemish as a bruise. 689 00:40:37,248 --> 00:40:41,669 But now that I know that melanoma is the only thing that fits... 690 00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:45,965 Come take a look at this, Mom. 691 00:40:49,343 --> 00:40:54,223 There's the thorn in the panther's paw. Paraneoplastic syndrome. 692 00:40:54,348 --> 00:40:57,101 Your body forms antibodies to fight the tumor. 693 00:40:57,226 --> 00:41:01,064 Those tiny little proteins travel through your blood and wreak havoc. 694 00:41:01,189 --> 00:41:04,650 We remove the cancerous mole, everything should be fine. 695 00:41:04,776 --> 00:41:07,862 I'll tell Dr. Chase to schedule the surgery. 696 00:41:07,987 --> 00:41:11,866 Why bother? I missed my shot. 697 00:41:11,991 --> 00:41:13,868 What kind of life am I gonna lead now? 698 00:41:13,993 --> 00:41:16,496 Did you study really, really hard? 699 00:41:18,623 --> 00:41:20,124 Then the same crappy life 700 00:41:20,249 --> 00:41:23,669 that the rest of the guys you'll be graduating with are going to lead, 701 00:41:23,795 --> 00:41:25,880 minus the student loans. 702 00:41:31,427 --> 00:41:33,846 - Hey, you ready? - Almost. 703 00:41:35,681 --> 00:41:37,975 And done. 704 00:41:39,894 --> 00:41:42,188 I heard House and Wilson are getting pranked by someone. 705 00:41:42,313 --> 00:41:44,232 You wouldn't know anything about that, would you? 706 00:41:44,357 --> 00:41:47,401 - No. - And why should I believe you? 707 00:41:47,527 --> 00:41:49,904 You said I had a trusting face. 708 00:41:50,029 --> 00:41:53,282 I still don't understand why you wouldn't let me retaliate, though. 709 00:41:53,407 --> 00:41:54,909 They stole your dream. 710 00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:57,787 Well, that's overstating it. It's just a condo. 711 00:41:57,912 --> 00:42:01,332 It's not because you feel guilty about hurting House? 712 00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:04,919 - Or guilty for being with me? - We'll buy another one. 713 00:42:05,044 --> 00:42:06,921 I just don't see the need to make a war out of it. 714 00:42:07,046 --> 00:42:09,924 Well, I think you're rationalizing, which a less confident man than myself 715 00:42:10,049 --> 00:42:12,677 might take as a sign that you're second guessing... 716 00:42:13,553 --> 00:42:16,222 OK. You know what? Forget that last part. 717 00:42:19,142 --> 00:42:22,770 I heard Foreman and his brother are trying to work things out. 718 00:42:22,895 --> 00:42:26,023 - That's nice for them. - It's nice of you. 719 00:42:27,150 --> 00:42:30,570 You didn't provoke Marcus to quit so the pranks would stop. 720 00:42:30,695 --> 00:42:32,989 You were becoming the common enemy they could bond over. 721 00:42:33,114 --> 00:42:37,577 You are the diabolical, yet benevolent puppetmaster. 722 00:42:37,702 --> 00:42:41,831 I provoked Marcus to quit because he was no longer useful to me. 723 00:42:41,956 --> 00:42:43,958 I hired him to get information, I got infonnation. 724 00:42:44,083 --> 00:42:47,336 Uh-huh. And how are we going to get back at Lucas? 725 00:42:47,461 --> 00:42:48,921 We're not. 726 00:42:51,007 --> 00:42:52,425 I win.