1 00:00:02,441 --> 00:00:05,110 MAN: How am I supposed to walk into that meeting with no presentation? 2 00:00:05,235 --> 00:00:07,779 - How the hell did you screw this up? - WOMAN: It wasn't me. 3 00:00:07,904 --> 00:00:09,781 - MAN 2: She's lying. - WOMAN: No. We agreed... 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,325 Her team had all the financials. 5 00:00:11,450 --> 00:00:12,909 And we were swamped modeling them, 6 00:00:13,035 --> 00:00:15,454 that's why we agreed that you would do the slides. 7 00:00:15,579 --> 00:00:18,332 Well, one of you screwed up. So please try to figure it out, 8 00:00:18,457 --> 00:00:20,917 cos when the client dumps me, I need to know who to fire. 9 00:00:21,043 --> 00:00:24,046 I confirmed in the e-mail. Hold on. Here. 10 00:00:28,967 --> 00:00:31,345 She did tell you about it, Russ. 11 00:00:36,391 --> 00:00:38,810 I never got this. 12 00:00:39,936 --> 00:00:41,813 Russ, are you OK? 13 00:00:41,938 --> 00:00:43,357 (GASPS) 14 00:00:43,482 --> 00:00:44,816 Are you drunk? 15 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:46,568 I'm not drunk. 16 00:00:46,693 --> 00:00:47,986 (THEY EXCLAIM) 17 00:00:52,658 --> 00:00:54,451 I'm not drunk. I'm... 18 00:00:58,664 --> 00:01:01,291 I had no idea he was drinking again. 19 00:01:01,416 --> 00:01:03,085 Well, you should have. 20 00:01:03,210 --> 00:01:05,170 Give me five minutes, I'll go to the business center 21 00:01:05,295 --> 00:01:07,381 and print the graphs directly from the spreadsheets. 22 00:01:07,506 --> 00:01:09,716 Run. And bring me some paper towels. 23 00:01:10,133 --> 00:01:11,468 (GROANS) 24 00:01:13,804 --> 00:01:14,930 MAN: What? 25 00:01:16,515 --> 00:01:17,683 Oh, it hurts. 26 00:01:17,808 --> 00:01:19,434 MAN: Don't tell me you were drinking, too. 27 00:01:19,559 --> 00:01:20,936 No. 28 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:23,438 My ears. Oh, my God. 29 00:01:24,898 --> 00:01:25,941 (SCREAMS) 30 00:01:58,181 --> 00:01:59,891 Twenty-seven-year-old female, 31 00:02:00,016 --> 00:02:02,686 intense intermittent ear pain, saw six doctors... 32 00:02:02,811 --> 00:02:04,646 HOUSE: Tell her to stop lurking in the front row. 33 00:02:04,771 --> 00:02:08,900 If she wants to hit on musicians, that's what tour buses are for. Next. 34 00:02:09,025 --> 00:02:10,902 If I ask why we're in Wilson's office, 35 00:02:11,027 --> 00:02:12,988 is there any chance I'll get a straight answer? 36 00:02:13,113 --> 00:02:14,656 Try it, try it. 37 00:02:15,282 --> 00:02:18,368 Fourteen-year-old boy, joint pain and excess hair growth. 38 00:02:18,493 --> 00:02:21,496 Tell him to masturbate no more than three times daily. 39 00:02:21,621 --> 00:02:23,373 With meals. Next. 40 00:02:23,498 --> 00:02:27,544 Did I mention that the 27-year-old female is really hot? 41 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:29,921 And her husband is really not. 42 00:02:30,046 --> 00:02:31,673 Wild guess. He's rich. 43 00:02:31,798 --> 00:02:35,802 Not unless social workers have begun pulling in the big money recently. 44 00:02:37,471 --> 00:02:38,513 Give me. 45 00:02:38,638 --> 00:02:40,265 You're taking the case because she's hot? 46 00:02:40,390 --> 00:02:42,309 No, that would be an accident of genetics. 47 00:02:42,434 --> 00:02:44,978 It's because she's hot and her husband is ugly. 48 00:02:45,103 --> 00:02:48,064 That's a fascinating window into the mysteries of human psychology. 49 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,941 Also, she's "really" hot. 50 00:02:50,066 --> 00:02:52,360 Or she, you know, loves her husband. 51 00:02:52,486 --> 00:02:53,862 She loves something about him. 52 00:02:53,987 --> 00:02:56,364 Vitamin deficiency. She changed her diet a few months ago. 53 00:02:56,490 --> 00:02:59,659 To a healthier diet. Raw foods, lots of nuts. 54 00:03:00,327 --> 00:03:02,954 It's not the ear, it's the heart. 55 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:06,124 Her protein was cheese, which can raise cholesterol. 56 00:03:06,249 --> 00:03:09,294 Hers was already elevated, gave her arterial blockages. 57 00:03:09,419 --> 00:03:13,423 Cardiac arrhythmia presenting as ear pain. Very rare. Cool. 58 00:03:13,548 --> 00:03:16,676 So Beauty and the Beast. Who wants to go see? 59 00:03:16,802 --> 00:03:18,720 (CELLPHONE RINGING) 60 00:03:34,820 --> 00:03:40,075 Let's see. Dr. Taub, Foreman, Chase and Hadley. 61 00:03:40,200 --> 00:03:41,493 TAUB: Four for four. 62 00:03:41,618 --> 00:03:43,370 Wow, I can't believe I get all these doctors. 63 00:03:43,495 --> 00:03:44,955 And such good-looking ones, too. 64 00:03:45,080 --> 00:03:47,374 Yeah, it's almost like we don't all need to be here. 65 00:03:47,499 --> 00:03:50,877 Your case presented a very interesting diagnostic challenge. 66 00:03:51,002 --> 00:03:52,087 Oh. 67 00:03:59,803 --> 00:04:00,804 (SIGHS) 68 00:04:00,929 --> 00:04:04,015 You can't sleep in your own office? Or bedroom, for that matter? 69 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:06,935 Got to avoid my natural habitat. 70 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:11,022 Some idiot I went to med school with keeps leaving messages, 71 00:04:11,147 --> 00:04:14,150 - wants to drop by for lunch. - So tell him "no." 72 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:15,318 It's complicated. 73 00:04:15,443 --> 00:04:17,362 It's too complicated for you to tell someone 74 00:04:17,487 --> 00:04:19,698 you don't like to screw off? 75 00:04:19,823 --> 00:04:21,908 That's practically your hobby. 76 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:26,788 A few months ago, he was sort of part of my therapy. 77 00:04:27,414 --> 00:04:32,043 My shrink told me to write a letter of apology to someone I hurt. 78 00:04:32,168 --> 00:04:34,045 And how did you hurt him? 79 00:04:34,170 --> 00:04:36,214 We were in a seminar on flatworm genetics. 80 00:04:36,339 --> 00:04:38,091 I switched my final paper with his. 81 00:04:38,216 --> 00:04:40,051 You plagiarized? Doesn't sound like you. 82 00:04:40,176 --> 00:04:41,511 I was testing a theory. 83 00:04:41,636 --> 00:04:44,514 I thought that our professor was biased against me. 84 00:04:44,639 --> 00:04:46,349 I assumed he'd get a high grade with my paper, 85 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:49,060 and I'd get a low grade with his. 86 00:04:49,185 --> 00:04:52,522 Interestingly, I was wrong. I got an A. 87 00:04:52,647 --> 00:04:56,067 So you're in this mental hospital, delving into your subconscious, 88 00:04:56,192 --> 00:04:58,153 and this is who you choose to apologize to? 89 00:04:58,278 --> 00:05:00,238 Yep. Lorenzo Wibberly. 90 00:05:00,363 --> 00:05:02,073 Of all the people in the world you've hurt... 91 00:05:02,198 --> 00:05:05,535 Not everyone has a name that's so easy to find in the White Pages. 92 00:05:05,660 --> 00:05:07,454 I'm in there. And so is Cuddy. 93 00:05:07,579 --> 00:05:10,206 Yeah. Yet I picked him. It's funny, isn't it? 94 00:05:10,332 --> 00:05:11,458 Yes, it's hilarious. 95 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:14,878 Great to see what a success your therapy was. 96 00:05:16,713 --> 00:05:19,174 We said we'd never go to sleep angry! 97 00:05:19,549 --> 00:05:22,844 We did find an arrhythmia, but it's not from your arteries, they're clean. 98 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,054 Will the pain come back? 99 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:26,097 We'll start her on cardiac meds, that should help. 100 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:28,934 But we still need to figure out what's causing the arrhythmia. 101 00:05:29,059 --> 00:05:30,435 RUSS: Hey, Valerie. 102 00:05:31,561 --> 00:05:32,771 Russ. 103 00:05:34,064 --> 00:05:36,191 It's so nice of you to stop by. 104 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:39,986 - I got lots of free time now. - You don't blame me, do you? 105 00:05:40,111 --> 00:05:41,905 You were drunk in front of Norris. 106 00:05:42,030 --> 00:05:46,117 No, no, no, no, no. I'm drunk now. 107 00:05:47,243 --> 00:05:51,957 Then, it was like someone poisoned me or something. 108 00:05:54,209 --> 00:05:56,461 Maybe you should come back later. 109 00:05:57,253 --> 00:05:58,254 OK. 110 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:03,218 I just wanna say goodbye. 111 00:06:04,386 --> 00:06:07,180 OK, Russ. Thank you for coming by. 112 00:06:08,932 --> 00:06:12,018 Hey, hey, hey, hey! What are you doing? 113 00:06:13,311 --> 00:06:14,604 RUSS: You poor son of a bitch. 114 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:16,606 She doesn't love you any more than she loved me. 115 00:06:16,731 --> 00:06:18,233 OK, you need to leave right now. 116 00:06:18,358 --> 00:06:20,443 You're pretending you had an affair with my wife? 117 00:06:20,568 --> 00:06:23,780 Yeah, we're all pretending. You got nothing to worry about. 118 00:06:23,905 --> 00:06:26,866 Tell them where you were six months ago, Russ. 119 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:32,580 I had a breakdown. I had some paranoid tendencies, as they say. 120 00:06:32,706 --> 00:06:36,167 But it turns out, I had a right to be paranoid. 121 00:06:36,292 --> 00:06:37,919 You need help. 122 00:06:40,213 --> 00:06:41,172 Get him out of here. 123 00:06:41,297 --> 00:06:42,924 OK. OK. 124 00:06:47,095 --> 00:06:48,805 (MIMICKING GUNSHOT) 125 00:06:50,098 --> 00:06:51,391 VALERIE: Oh, my God. 126 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:58,189 - Are you OK? You OK? - Yeah, I'm OK. 127 00:06:58,314 --> 00:07:01,901 We'll keep an eye out. He's not getting back in the hospital. 128 00:07:02,402 --> 00:07:04,529 He's making all that up. You know that, right? 129 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:06,281 Yeah, of course. 130 00:07:13,079 --> 00:07:15,290 - CHASE: Where are you? - Undisclosed location. 131 00:07:15,415 --> 00:07:17,667 - TAUB: Who are you hiding from? - Wilson. 132 00:07:17,792 --> 00:07:20,462 HOUSE: And the lunch date that Wilson is, no doubt, right now, 133 00:07:20,587 --> 00:07:21,796 trying to sic on me. 134 00:07:21,921 --> 00:07:24,924 But in the great game of chess that is our relationship, 135 00:07:25,091 --> 00:07:28,595 Wilson sees only one move ahead, I see dozens. 136 00:07:28,720 --> 00:07:31,556 That is why he will never mate me. 137 00:07:32,849 --> 00:07:34,225 That's a chess term. 138 00:07:34,350 --> 00:07:37,187 FOREMAN". That's great. A co-worker confronted our patient. 139 00:07:37,312 --> 00:07:40,440 Altered mental status. Basically accused her of poisoning him. 140 00:07:40,565 --> 00:07:43,318 - We think he was projecting. - So he's poisoning her. 141 00:07:43,443 --> 00:07:46,488 What could he get his hands on to cause supraventricular tachycardia? 142 00:07:46,613 --> 00:07:49,532 Does he have dry skin, thin eyebrows? 143 00:07:49,657 --> 00:07:51,785 (CLANKING) 144 00:07:51,910 --> 00:07:54,871 If you're sharing an amazed look, please do it louder. 145 00:07:54,996 --> 00:07:56,664 He might have. How did you know that? 146 00:07:56,790 --> 00:08:00,001 He has hypothyroidism, he dumped his meds in her coffee, 147 00:08:00,126 --> 00:08:02,212 that would make her heart go boom, in a bad way. 148 00:08:02,337 --> 00:08:03,922 FOREMAN: We'll treat with beta blockers. 149 00:08:04,047 --> 00:08:05,423 I'm sorry, but I totally disagree. 150 00:08:05,548 --> 00:08:07,425 - CHASE: With what? - THIRTEEN: With everything. 151 00:08:07,550 --> 00:08:09,844 Why are we assuming he's lying and she's telling the truth? 152 00:08:09,969 --> 00:08:12,430 Because she's a successful, happily married consultant, 153 00:08:12,555 --> 00:08:15,266 and he's a crazy, drunk weirdo who we just tossed out of the hospital. 154 00:08:15,391 --> 00:08:16,434 And she's hot. 155 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:18,728 THIRTEEN: Maybe she picked him because he's vulnerable. 156 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,647 There's something off about her, I can feel it. 157 00:08:20,772 --> 00:08:21,981 If you had any evidence... 158 00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:25,235 Why didn't she tell us a co-worker puked on her shoes right before she collapsed? 159 00:08:25,360 --> 00:08:27,779 Because it's medically irrelevant. He was drunk, she was sick. 160 00:08:27,904 --> 00:08:30,865 THIRTEEN: You don't think it suspicious she didn't mention it to her husband? 161 00:08:30,990 --> 00:08:33,326 Yeah, Foreman, why did you break up with Thirteen? 162 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:37,288 Oh, no, wait, the non-subtextual thing she was saying, why that? 163 00:08:37,413 --> 00:08:38,414 This is about the case, 164 00:08:38,540 --> 00:08:41,584 not some imaginary issue that you think Foreman and I have. 165 00:08:41,709 --> 00:08:44,379 Great. Start her on beta blockers. 166 00:08:50,176 --> 00:08:51,553 You'll do it? 167 00:08:52,303 --> 00:08:55,557 - I don't think he was talking to me. - Well, I am. 168 00:08:55,682 --> 00:08:57,475 I'm the only one who thinks you're wrong. 169 00:08:57,600 --> 00:09:00,812 Maybe that's why I'm asking you to do it. 170 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:18,621 (DOOR OPENS) 171 00:09:18,746 --> 00:09:21,416 Greg? Lorenzo Wibberly. 172 00:09:23,251 --> 00:09:26,754 Dr. Wilson said you'd be here. How you been? 173 00:09:26,880 --> 00:09:29,299 Check and mate. 174 00:09:35,471 --> 00:09:36,764 Look... 175 00:09:38,057 --> 00:09:41,060 I'm sorry this is awkward or whatever. 176 00:09:41,186 --> 00:09:43,271 I just thought it was nice of you to write that letter, 177 00:09:43,396 --> 00:09:45,982 and I wanted to tell you that you don't have to feel bad. 178 00:09:47,483 --> 00:09:48,568 Thanks. 179 00:09:50,820 --> 00:09:53,072 So, where you working these days? 180 00:09:53,198 --> 00:09:56,743 You got your own practice or you at a hospital? 181 00:09:56,868 --> 00:10:01,039 I thought you knew. Dani's, the organic supermarket chain. 182 00:10:01,164 --> 00:10:03,082 As an in-house doctor? 183 00:10:04,584 --> 00:10:07,378 I actually never got licensed. 184 00:10:07,503 --> 00:10:09,047 I didn't graduate med school. 185 00:10:09,172 --> 00:10:11,382 I planned on going back, and then my father got sick 186 00:10:11,507 --> 00:10:14,469 and I had to take care of him, and I had some bad luck. 187 00:10:15,511 --> 00:10:18,556 - Why didn't you graduate? - I was one credit short. 188 00:10:18,681 --> 00:10:22,268 And I was sort of already on academic probation, so... 189 00:10:23,519 --> 00:10:26,606 - Which credit? - I got a... 190 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:33,488 He failed me on that paper you switched. I thought you knew. 191 00:10:34,530 --> 00:10:38,451 So I'm guessing you're the CEO of this supermarket chain. 192 00:10:39,118 --> 00:10:40,662 I bag groceries. 193 00:10:42,580 --> 00:10:45,041 Life works out weird sometimes. 194 00:10:50,296 --> 00:10:52,632 We were going to do it in Santa Barbara because of his parents, 195 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:55,051 but then I found this beautiful hotel in Montauk... 196 00:10:55,176 --> 00:10:56,469 (DOOR OPENS) (MUTES INTERCOM) 197 00:10:56,594 --> 00:10:58,346 You're testing her for a brain tumor? 198 00:10:58,471 --> 00:11:00,265 That's what I told her. You can chastise me 199 00:11:00,390 --> 00:11:02,934 after you look at the monitor. Look what's lighting up. 200 00:11:03,059 --> 00:11:05,436 Lateral frontal cortex, Broca's area. So what? 201 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:08,940 I told her it was customary to talk during MRls, to relax. 202 00:11:09,065 --> 00:11:12,902 I spent the last 30 minutes asking her about everything in life that she loves, 203 00:11:13,027 --> 00:11:16,072 then hates, then feels any emotion about at all. 204 00:11:16,197 --> 00:11:18,241 There's nothing in the paralimbic system, amygdala. 205 00:11:18,366 --> 00:11:20,285 Because she's using the language part of her brain 206 00:11:20,410 --> 00:11:21,661 and bypassing the emotional. 207 00:11:21,786 --> 00:11:24,455 She can understand love and pain and empathy, 208 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:26,499 but she can't feel them at all. 209 00:11:28,418 --> 00:11:30,169 She's a psychopath. 210 00:11:37,176 --> 00:11:38,886 Why do you want to meet her so badly? 211 00:11:39,012 --> 00:11:41,014 Psychopaths always fascinate me. 212 00:11:41,139 --> 00:11:42,890 I think it's their cultural literacy 213 00:11:43,016 --> 00:11:46,269 and strong family values. Or is that Jews? 214 00:11:46,394 --> 00:11:48,313 We're not gonna be able to get an honest read on her 215 00:11:48,438 --> 00:11:50,565 unless we figure out a way to get the husband out of there. 216 00:11:50,690 --> 00:11:52,859 Hmm. I got an idea. 217 00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:55,361 Can you get out of here? 218 00:11:55,486 --> 00:11:57,280 Thanks. 219 00:12:02,910 --> 00:12:05,663 It was the "thanks" that did it. 220 00:12:05,788 --> 00:12:09,542 Hi, I'm Dr. House. How long have you been a psychopath? 221 00:12:12,628 --> 00:12:14,088 - Are you kidding? - He's not. 222 00:12:14,213 --> 00:12:16,674 Are you saying I'm like Ted Bundy or something? 223 00:12:16,799 --> 00:12:20,303 Psychopathy can get a bad rap. Doesn't necessarily mean you're violent. 224 00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:22,513 Just that you're completely without conscience, 225 00:12:22,638 --> 00:12:25,516 you lack any normal emotion, you manipulate everyone around you, 226 00:12:25,641 --> 00:12:28,478 you're promiscuous, you lie pathologically. 227 00:12:28,603 --> 00:12:30,229 Any of this ringing bells? 228 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:32,523 Is that why you were asking me all those weird questions? 229 00:12:32,648 --> 00:12:34,901 HOUSE: Yeah. Well, you have Darwin to thank for that. 230 00:12:35,026 --> 00:12:36,903 She got the creeps around you. 231 00:12:37,028 --> 00:12:40,156 Which, oddly, is an actual medical phenomenon around psychopaths, 232 00:12:40,281 --> 00:12:42,158 probably an evolved response to predators. 233 00:12:42,283 --> 00:12:46,454 I'm sorry. You're really freaking me out. I have no idea what... 234 00:12:46,579 --> 00:12:49,165 Relax. We have a duty of confidentiality. 235 00:12:49,290 --> 00:12:51,250 And you have an undiagnosed heart problem 236 00:12:51,376 --> 00:12:52,877 that could kill you at any moment. 237 00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:56,923 We believe that your mental abnormality is related to your physical one. 238 00:12:57,048 --> 00:12:59,675 So if you want to keep on "predating"... 239 00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:09,977 What do you want to know? 240 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:20,571 Your co-worker's story was true. You poisoned him. 241 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:25,368 No. I gave him a little Valium and an emetic. 242 00:13:25,493 --> 00:13:27,495 You sure you understand what the word "no" means? 243 00:13:27,620 --> 00:13:29,163 I've had them both before, why can't he? 244 00:13:29,288 --> 00:13:30,581 So you were just helping him out? 245 00:13:30,706 --> 00:13:34,460 I assume he was cool with the whole seducing and firing part, too. 246 00:13:34,585 --> 00:13:36,337 Russ knew what he was getting into. 247 00:13:36,462 --> 00:13:38,506 He got sex every Thursday night, 248 00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:40,591 and I got to take credit for his best ideas. 249 00:13:40,716 --> 00:13:42,593 And what are you getting out of your marriage? 250 00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,470 Same thing you get out of your job. 251 00:13:44,595 --> 00:13:48,891 Bill has a trust fund, and I have a prenup his parents made me sign. 252 00:13:49,725 --> 00:13:52,603 Told you he was rich. She's not that weird. 253 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:54,605 I'm not so different than anybody else. 254 00:13:54,730 --> 00:13:59,152 Everyone I've ever known, my family, my classmates, the people I work with, 255 00:13:59,277 --> 00:14:02,780 they're all out for themselves. Difference is, I can admit it to myself. 256 00:14:02,905 --> 00:14:04,532 She kind of reminds me of someone I know. 257 00:14:04,657 --> 00:14:05,908 Tell me about it. 258 00:14:06,033 --> 00:14:09,328 Some of my co-workers will insult people right to their faces. 259 00:14:09,454 --> 00:14:11,706 How long have you been this way? 260 00:14:13,749 --> 00:14:15,376 Just how I am. 261 00:14:16,210 --> 00:14:19,046 Are you gonna cure my heart problems now? 262 00:14:20,298 --> 00:14:23,968 So, psychopathy plus cardiac arrhythmia. Go. 263 00:14:24,093 --> 00:14:25,928 I thought you were bluffing to get information. 264 00:14:26,053 --> 00:14:27,638 You really think they're connected? 265 00:14:27,763 --> 00:14:31,058 Two rare conditions in one patient, it's a fair assumption they are. 266 00:14:31,184 --> 00:14:34,061 Psychopathy is generally just genetic, nothing you can do about it. 267 00:14:34,187 --> 00:14:36,939 Something that hits 30 years after birth isn't going to be connected. 268 00:14:37,064 --> 00:14:39,150 There are diseases that could lie dormant that long, 269 00:14:39,275 --> 00:14:42,570 - hit her heart, warp her brain. - Maybe a handful of diseases. 270 00:14:42,695 --> 00:14:44,655 It'll be super awesome when we find it. 271 00:14:44,780 --> 00:14:47,074 Tertiary syphilis can cause pseudopsychopathic syndrome 272 00:14:47,200 --> 00:14:50,203 - and cardiomyopathy. - Fits best. Start her on penicillin, 273 00:14:50,328 --> 00:14:52,663 rule out Wilson's and Hashimoto's. (ELEVATOR BELL DINGS) 274 00:14:52,788 --> 00:14:55,750 There's your handful. Wasn't so hard, was it? 275 00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:08,679 You gotta do something about Thirteen. She flouted both my authority and yours. 276 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:11,140 Yes. And she got it right and you got it wrong. 277 00:15:11,265 --> 00:15:12,850 Which just aggravates the problem. 278 00:15:12,975 --> 00:15:16,187 She'll do it again. Next time, it won't work out so well. 279 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:21,275 - You got to punish her. - You're her boss, 280 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:23,861 in some vague, never to be usefully defined way. 281 00:15:23,986 --> 00:15:25,196 You punish her. 282 00:15:25,321 --> 00:15:28,991 I'm also her ex, which, as you know, makes it a little complicated. 283 00:15:29,116 --> 00:15:30,743 The fact that you also fired her 284 00:15:30,868 --> 00:15:32,995 takes it from a little complicated to a little moronic. 285 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:34,121 It was the only way I... 286 00:15:34,247 --> 00:15:36,040 It wasn't because you were too in love with her, 287 00:15:36,165 --> 00:15:38,209 it was because you were too in love with your career. 288 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:41,337 We're almost at my floor, so I'll summarize. Your problem, not mine. 289 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:52,098 - You cut up my only copy of that photo. - That rare daguerreotype? 290 00:15:52,223 --> 00:15:53,724 You can charge me for the effort it takes 291 00:15:53,849 --> 00:15:55,476 to search your hard drive for a new copy. 292 00:15:55,601 --> 00:15:59,355 Not the one of me and Lucas, the one from Ecuador. 293 00:15:59,480 --> 00:16:02,817 Right, I'd forgotten about your deep emotional attachment to lemurs. 294 00:16:02,942 --> 00:16:04,443 To my dad. 295 00:16:05,444 --> 00:16:06,654 You got his tail. 296 00:16:06,779 --> 00:16:10,992 He was holding the camera. That was the last trip we ever took together. 297 00:16:11,117 --> 00:16:13,661 And I don't have a digital copy. 298 00:16:16,706 --> 00:16:19,584 Well, I could stand here all day apologizing, 299 00:16:19,709 --> 00:16:23,004 but I'd rather expiate my sins with good, clean work. 300 00:16:24,714 --> 00:16:26,632 You ignoring my texts? 301 00:16:27,091 --> 00:16:30,303 The crazy ones you sent, trying to get me to make you feel better 302 00:16:30,428 --> 00:16:34,140 about destroying your classmate's life? No, I never got those. 303 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:36,142 (ALL SPEAK SPANISH) Who's this? 304 00:16:36,309 --> 00:16:40,187 He is a doctor of medical. 305 00:16:40,521 --> 00:16:45,401 Also of medicine. Dr. Wilson called me in on a consult. 306 00:16:45,526 --> 00:16:47,069 Wibberly's got some agenda. 307 00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:49,447 Probably trying to guilt me into getting him a better job. 308 00:16:49,572 --> 00:16:51,616 - How pissed was he? - Not at all. 309 00:16:51,741 --> 00:16:54,410 That's how I know he's got an agenda. 310 00:16:55,328 --> 00:16:57,413 (BOTH SPEAK SPANISH) It hurts a lot. 311 00:16:57,580 --> 00:17:00,207 Then you shouldn't have hit it. 312 00:17:00,333 --> 00:17:03,169 Very dangerous working conditions. 313 00:17:03,294 --> 00:17:05,338 If you feel guilty, you should do something to help. 314 00:17:05,463 --> 00:17:07,256 You are responsible. 315 00:17:10,009 --> 00:17:11,344 (SPEAKS SPANISH) Don't worry. 316 00:17:11,469 --> 00:17:14,513 Dr. Wilson is a very good physician. 317 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:15,473 Thanks. 318 00:17:15,598 --> 00:17:18,809 Who has enormous empathy towards patients 319 00:17:18,934 --> 00:17:23,356 which stems from his own crippling battle with male sexual dysfunction. 320 00:17:23,522 --> 00:17:24,982 - What? - All I'm responsible for 321 00:17:25,107 --> 00:17:27,860 is the foreseeable consequences of switching papers. 322 00:17:27,985 --> 00:17:31,656 A bad grade or a sleepless night. Worst case, a retest. 323 00:17:31,781 --> 00:17:33,658 There was no way to know that one seminar paper 324 00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:35,660 was gonna destroy this idiot's life. 325 00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:39,747 If there's any karma in all this, he's probably happier than you are. 326 00:17:41,332 --> 00:17:44,960 Good point. If he is happier, there's no harm done. 327 00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:48,673 - I'll go find out. - That is absolutely not what I said. 328 00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:51,384 Always with the modesty, this one. 329 00:17:51,509 --> 00:17:54,970 (HOUSE SPEAKS SPANISH) Next time you want to get secretly stoned at work 330 00:17:55,096 --> 00:17:57,556 and mistake your thumb for a nail? 331 00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:02,561 Eyedrops are a good call, but use less, 332 00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:06,899 that's why you're tearing up so much. 333 00:18:07,566 --> 00:18:08,776 (DOOR CLOSES) 334 00:18:09,026 --> 00:18:12,279 (SPEAKS SPANISH) He says you're a very good doctor. 335 00:18:19,829 --> 00:18:22,790 - You want something to eat? - I'm cool. 336 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:26,877 How's work? 337 00:18:27,878 --> 00:18:29,714 You happy with it? 338 00:18:30,381 --> 00:18:32,591 You know, it's a job. 339 00:18:34,844 --> 00:18:36,721 I don't need to take any work home with me at least. 340 00:18:36,846 --> 00:18:40,766 Free time. Wouldn't have any of that if you were a doctor. 341 00:18:41,225 --> 00:18:42,727 Yeah. True. 342 00:18:44,854 --> 00:18:46,981 You like chili? I could reheat some. 343 00:18:47,106 --> 00:18:50,818 Is that your yard? That's nice. 344 00:18:51,861 --> 00:18:57,408 Yeah. That sugar maple, 100, 150 years old. 345 00:18:57,825 --> 00:18:59,744 The most beautiful leaves in the fall. 346 00:18:59,869 --> 00:19:01,996 Sit underneath on the bench... 347 00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:05,040 ...it's like paradise. 348 00:19:05,166 --> 00:19:07,251 I don't have a yard, myself. 349 00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,337 You got a good thing going. 350 00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:14,049 - I know. - So, what are the boxes for? 351 00:19:17,678 --> 00:19:19,346 I'm moving. 352 00:19:19,472 --> 00:19:20,598 From paradise? 353 00:19:20,723 --> 00:19:23,559 Well, with my dad's medical bills, and me being one of those idiots 354 00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,353 that got an adjustable mortgage, so... 355 00:19:26,479 --> 00:19:28,355 You're losing your home. 356 00:19:29,648 --> 00:19:31,859 Hey, could be worse, right? 357 00:19:33,569 --> 00:19:34,779 How? 358 00:19:35,404 --> 00:19:38,157 Even if the tests are positive, you don't have to worry. 359 00:19:38,282 --> 00:19:40,242 You're testing for syphilis, not a cold. 360 00:19:40,367 --> 00:19:41,368 VALERIE: Honey... 361 00:19:41,494 --> 00:19:43,537 TAUB: At this stage, it's probably not communicable. 362 00:19:43,662 --> 00:19:46,248 You think I'm worried about myself? I just want my wife to get better. 363 00:19:46,373 --> 00:19:49,794 She might have caught it at birth, so it doesn't prove she was cheating. 364 00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,004 - If you were worried about that. - BILL: Of course not. 365 00:19:52,129 --> 00:19:54,340 How many weeks am I gonna have to... (COUGHS) 366 00:19:54,465 --> 00:19:56,884 - You OK? Why is she coughing? - TAUB: I don't know. 367 00:19:57,009 --> 00:19:58,886 You want some water? 368 00:20:02,097 --> 00:20:04,141 Are you threatened by me? 369 00:20:07,937 --> 00:20:10,105 - Not at all. - Well, you should be. 370 00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:11,607 You let him know what I told you, 371 00:20:11,732 --> 00:20:13,275 I will not only have your license pulled, 372 00:20:13,400 --> 00:20:16,153 I will sue you for everything I lose in the divorce. 373 00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,823 So the fun you get out of making those snotty little comments, 374 00:20:18,948 --> 00:20:20,825 is it worth $90 million? 375 00:20:20,950 --> 00:20:23,118 Oh, wait. Will you hold that look? 376 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:25,996 I'm really bad at showing emotions. How's this? 377 00:20:26,121 --> 00:20:27,414 (GASPS) 378 00:20:27,957 --> 00:20:29,083 (DOOR OPENS) 379 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:30,960 Thanks, baby. 380 00:20:31,377 --> 00:20:33,546 Can I have your arm, please? 381 00:20:35,297 --> 00:20:36,507 (SCREAMS) 382 00:20:39,260 --> 00:20:42,513 (EXCLAIMS) My arm! You broke it! 383 00:20:50,145 --> 00:20:52,064 - I don't know what happened. - HOUSE: Neither do I. 384 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:53,440 But I know what happened after. 385 00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:56,819 She called Cuddy and demanded that I kick you off the case. 386 00:20:57,611 --> 00:20:59,363 I backed you up because I trust you, 387 00:20:59,488 --> 00:21:01,740 but you're gonna have to earn that trust now. 388 00:21:01,866 --> 00:21:03,242 Thanks. 389 00:21:03,367 --> 00:21:04,910 Actually, he backed you up 390 00:21:05,035 --> 00:21:07,955 because of the new BUN creatinine numbers. 391 00:21:08,080 --> 00:21:10,124 Brittle bones were from kidney failure. 392 00:21:10,249 --> 00:21:13,961 - There is that. So heart and kidneys. - And brain. 393 00:21:14,086 --> 00:21:16,630 - Nope. Psychopathy is not a symptom. - It was yesterday. 394 00:21:16,755 --> 00:21:18,757 In the meantime, kidney failure ruled out syphilis, 395 00:21:18,883 --> 00:21:21,093 and testing ruled out the other ideas that would have fit. 396 00:21:21,218 --> 00:21:23,053 Protein levels, kidneys, arrhythmia. 397 00:21:23,178 --> 00:21:26,140 FOREMAN: Could be paraneoplastic. I'd say lymphoma. 398 00:21:26,265 --> 00:21:27,474 Get her to radiotherapy. 399 00:21:27,600 --> 00:21:30,060 We can't start radiation without immunoassays in her urine. 400 00:21:30,185 --> 00:21:32,980 Great. So, you cast a spell and magically fix her kidneys, 401 00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:35,691 she can give us some urine to test. We have some left from admission. 402 00:21:35,816 --> 00:21:37,610 Not enough for a completely accurate reading. 403 00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:39,111 Then how about partially accurate? 404 00:21:39,236 --> 00:21:42,072 Those of you who haven't slept together, you can go. 405 00:21:42,197 --> 00:21:44,325 Everyone else, stay behind. 406 00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:53,459 Oh, sorry, that was our secret. Right. 407 00:21:59,965 --> 00:22:01,800 - Go have sex. - No, thanks. 408 00:22:01,926 --> 00:22:04,762 Fine, I'll cover the Viagra and the lubricants, just get me a receipt. 409 00:22:04,887 --> 00:22:06,722 FOREMAN: We have zero feelings for each other. 410 00:22:06,847 --> 00:22:10,142 That's too bad, cos things worked much better when you did. 411 00:22:10,267 --> 00:22:12,811 - Would it help if I slept with her? - We were getting to a diagnosis. 412 00:22:12,937 --> 00:22:14,688 No, we were already at the diagnosis. 413 00:22:14,813 --> 00:22:17,566 You were creating a fake argument about an irrelevant treatment issue 414 00:22:17,691 --> 00:22:19,526 cos you can't stand to be around each other. 415 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:22,029 So have sex, fight or quit, I don't care. 416 00:22:22,154 --> 00:22:24,657 Whatever you're doing now isn't working. 417 00:22:34,249 --> 00:22:36,710 - THIRTEEN: You OK? - Yeah. 418 00:22:38,963 --> 00:22:42,841 Look, I get that you gotta act fast, but radiation? 419 00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:44,677 You definitely ruled out everything else? 420 00:22:44,802 --> 00:22:46,929 I'm sorry, but... 421 00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:51,016 We could still check for environmental toxins. 422 00:22:51,141 --> 00:22:53,477 Where does she spend most of her time? 423 00:22:53,602 --> 00:22:55,604 Mostly at work, at home. 424 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:57,856 Hobbies? Recurring activities outside the home? 425 00:22:57,982 --> 00:22:59,775 No. Not really. 426 00:22:59,900 --> 00:23:02,861 She took a landscaping class at the Y. 427 00:23:02,987 --> 00:23:06,824 - When did it meet? - Every Thursday night this summer. 428 00:23:07,992 --> 00:23:11,453 You dig in soil, you can be exposed to pesticides, 429 00:23:11,578 --> 00:23:13,163 heavy metals, lots of bad things. 430 00:23:13,288 --> 00:23:15,416 Can you find out all about her landscaping class, 431 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:19,169 - where it was, details like that? - Yeah. I'll do it now. 432 00:23:27,011 --> 00:23:31,473 So when you watch Star Wars, which side do you root for? 433 00:23:33,100 --> 00:23:37,021 Dr. House, what are you doing? 434 00:23:37,771 --> 00:23:40,441 Just checking in on your radiotherapy. 435 00:23:41,066 --> 00:23:43,986 From what I hear, you never visit patients. 436 00:23:44,528 --> 00:23:47,364 And now you've come to chat with me twice. 437 00:23:47,489 --> 00:23:50,534 I wanna know how you like being a management consultant. 438 00:23:50,659 --> 00:23:54,621 I'm thinking of getting into it. That or psychopathy, maybe. 439 00:23:54,788 --> 00:23:56,373 Which pays better? 440 00:23:56,957 --> 00:23:59,626 I think you're already into one of them. 441 00:23:59,752 --> 00:24:03,464 Dr. Hadley made a joke yesterday. She said I sound like you. 442 00:24:05,090 --> 00:24:07,801 You sure you understand what "joke" means? 443 00:24:07,926 --> 00:24:09,928 So you're not just out for yourself? 444 00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:13,390 For example, you would never interrupt a sick woman's treatment 445 00:24:13,515 --> 00:24:16,393 just because of some personal obsession? 446 00:24:17,311 --> 00:24:21,398 Of course I'm self-interested. We all are, we're born that way. 447 00:24:22,066 --> 00:24:24,943 The rest of us are born with consciences. 448 00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:28,280 Which is something you just sound ecstatic about. 449 00:24:29,948 --> 00:24:32,951 I'm not saying it's logical, I'm just saying it's human. 450 00:24:33,077 --> 00:24:36,538 So if you know your conscience is just an animal instinct, 451 00:24:36,663 --> 00:24:38,874 you don't need to follow it. 452 00:24:39,625 --> 00:24:41,543 I think you realize that. 453 00:24:42,753 --> 00:24:44,505 That's why you're talking to me. 454 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:06,819 (STAMMERING) You lied about your landscaping class. 455 00:25:06,944 --> 00:25:09,988 Dr. Hadley thought the soils might be poisoned. 456 00:25:10,114 --> 00:25:12,199 - You told him that? - I just thought... 457 00:25:12,324 --> 00:25:14,827 Russ said you were having an affair. 458 00:25:14,952 --> 00:25:18,247 Was that your cover? Every Thursday night, you'd... 459 00:25:20,624 --> 00:25:22,084 I'm so sorry. 460 00:25:23,127 --> 00:25:26,171 - Oh, God. - VALERIE: It's not what you think. 461 00:25:26,880 --> 00:25:29,967 Do you remember that telecom case I said that we didn't get last year? 462 00:25:30,092 --> 00:25:32,219 In fact, we did. And I was swamped. 463 00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:34,638 Every Friday morning, we had a conference call with London, 464 00:25:34,763 --> 00:25:36,014 so the night before I would... 465 00:25:36,140 --> 00:25:39,810 That's your excuse? You expect me to believe that you were at the office? 466 00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:42,020 What's the biggest argument we've ever had? 467 00:25:42,146 --> 00:25:44,565 You said I spend too much time away from home, 468 00:25:44,690 --> 00:25:47,276 that I don't need a job, that you would take care of me. 469 00:25:47,401 --> 00:25:49,236 Yeah. That's all true. 470 00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:51,071 You yelled at me. 471 00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:54,992 You made me feel like you didn't value anything that I did. 472 00:25:55,117 --> 00:25:59,121 I need this job to feel like I'm accomplishing something on my own. 473 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:01,415 That's why I lied to you. 474 00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:03,333 If I call your office tomorrow and I check... 475 00:26:03,458 --> 00:26:07,838 Call my office, call my secretary, call my clients, interrupt their dinner, 476 00:26:07,963 --> 00:26:11,133 wake them up, I don't care. I just want you to know the truth. 477 00:26:13,260 --> 00:26:15,137 You know I love you. 478 00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:19,057 Come here. 479 00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:21,226 Please. 480 00:26:29,193 --> 00:26:30,611 It's OK. 481 00:26:41,205 --> 00:26:42,247 Fire her. 482 00:26:42,372 --> 00:26:45,000 What for? You seem to have lied your way out of any trouble. 483 00:26:45,125 --> 00:26:47,961 Until Bill checks up on my cover, and I have to create a whole new one 484 00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:50,881 to cover that one up. I've done it before, but it's a pain, 485 00:26:51,006 --> 00:26:53,008 and I would like Dr. Hadley to share that pain. 486 00:26:53,133 --> 00:26:56,011 She didn't reveal any confidences, and she had a valid medical reason 487 00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,596 to ask about your landscaping class. 488 00:26:57,721 --> 00:26:59,514 We can see what a jury says about that. 489 00:26:59,640 --> 00:27:03,227 And admit to your husband the truth? You're not going to sue us. 490 00:27:03,352 --> 00:27:06,021 We will remove Dr. Hadley from all patient contact. 491 00:27:06,146 --> 00:27:08,732 - What? - But it's for Dr. Hadley's benefit, 492 00:27:08,857 --> 00:27:10,359 not yours. 493 00:27:10,484 --> 00:27:13,445 We have no obligation to inflict you on her. 494 00:27:13,570 --> 00:27:14,863 Fine. 495 00:27:15,906 --> 00:27:18,408 But just so you know, this is not for your benefit. 496 00:27:18,533 --> 00:27:21,828 Dr. Cuddy is furious that you put her hospital at risk. 497 00:27:21,954 --> 00:27:25,165 She just knows it's a bad idea to admit it in front of me. 498 00:27:26,166 --> 00:27:29,336 CUDDY: Think what you want. By the way, your orderly's outside. 499 00:27:29,461 --> 00:27:32,047 But I'd wait about another ten minutes 500 00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:36,134 if you really want your husband to think you're having radiation treatments. 501 00:27:38,679 --> 00:27:40,138 VALERIE: Dr. Hadley? 502 00:27:41,139 --> 00:27:43,141 Are you, by chance, gonna cry? 503 00:27:44,101 --> 00:27:46,770 Cos that's the one I just can't do. 504 00:27:59,700 --> 00:28:01,493 (CELLPHONE BUZZING) 505 00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:07,749 Hello? This is Dr. Hadley. 506 00:28:12,170 --> 00:28:13,171 What? 507 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:19,803 - You called the medical board? - What is she talking about? 508 00:28:19,928 --> 00:28:21,805 THIRTEEN: "Accusations of sexual harassment." 509 00:28:21,930 --> 00:28:24,224 - You don't think I know it's you? - CHASE: Thirteen, come on. 510 00:28:24,349 --> 00:28:27,019 You already got me fired from the case, what else do you want? 511 00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:30,188 Dr. Hadley, get out here now. 512 00:28:39,781 --> 00:28:41,033 You're acting like an idiot. 513 00:28:41,158 --> 00:28:42,993 She's trying to make me lose my license! 514 00:28:43,118 --> 00:28:45,912 She'll fail, unless you're stupid enough to go in there and scream at her. 515 00:28:46,038 --> 00:28:48,206 Sexual harassment accusations are incredibly serious. 516 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:50,334 If she made them anonymously, the case goes away. 517 00:28:50,459 --> 00:28:53,879 If she used her name, we all back you up, it goes away. 518 00:28:54,004 --> 00:28:55,339 You're completely overreacting. 519 00:28:55,464 --> 00:28:57,591 You'd be pissed off, too, if you were me. 520 00:28:57,716 --> 00:29:00,260 Or maybe not, I don't know. You're just about as emotional as she is. 521 00:29:00,385 --> 00:29:01,887 - I'm doing you a favor. - I know. 522 00:29:02,012 --> 00:29:05,557 And even when you try to do something nice, you sound like a jerk. 523 00:29:07,267 --> 00:29:08,643 I'm sorry. 524 00:29:10,312 --> 00:29:11,730 For what? 525 00:29:13,273 --> 00:29:14,900 For firing you. 526 00:29:15,025 --> 00:29:16,777 Don't do that. That's not what this is about. 527 00:29:16,902 --> 00:29:19,154 Then I'll apologize anyway. 528 00:29:19,279 --> 00:29:21,448 I did it for me, not for you. 529 00:29:23,158 --> 00:29:25,869 I realized that right after I fired you... 530 00:29:26,661 --> 00:29:28,622 ...but I couldn't admit it. 531 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:34,252 I screwed everything up. I hope that we can still work together. 532 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:37,798 (PAGER BEEPING) 533 00:29:40,926 --> 00:29:42,511 Something's wrong with her liver. 534 00:29:42,636 --> 00:29:44,721 Blood flow's backing up, spilling into her esophagus. 535 00:29:44,846 --> 00:29:46,640 - BILL: From the cancer? - This isn't lymphoma. 536 00:29:46,765 --> 00:29:49,017 We don't know what it is. We can wrap bands around the veins, 537 00:29:49,142 --> 00:29:50,769 but the bleed is so bad, that might not work. 538 00:29:50,894 --> 00:29:52,479 We want to try something called the TIPS, 539 00:29:52,604 --> 00:29:54,689 a shunt that makes the blood bypass the liver. 540 00:29:54,815 --> 00:29:55,816 BILL: That'll save her? 541 00:29:55,941 --> 00:29:57,651 It should help preserve her liver and heart. 542 00:29:57,776 --> 00:30:00,195 But the liver cleans out toxins, so bypass it too long, 543 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,905 she'll get brain damage, eventually die. 544 00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:04,491 But that's still probably less dangerous than bleeding out now. 545 00:30:04,616 --> 00:30:05,867 Probably? 546 00:30:07,244 --> 00:30:10,872 - Valerie usually makes the decisions... - You gotta step up now. 547 00:30:13,333 --> 00:30:15,377 - Was she cheating on me? - I can't discuss... 548 00:30:15,502 --> 00:30:18,839 Just tell me she wasn't lying. Just tell me that. 549 00:30:24,428 --> 00:30:27,222 I'm supposed to make this decision? 550 00:30:27,347 --> 00:30:29,307 I don't even know who she is anymore. 551 00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:32,227 Either way, you gotta do it right now. 552 00:30:35,021 --> 00:30:37,315 Do whatever you think is right. 553 00:30:49,244 --> 00:30:51,371 I'd give her a day, two days at the most. 554 00:30:51,496 --> 00:30:55,459 Great. You be the clock, everyone else will be the doctors. 555 00:30:55,584 --> 00:30:57,961 - Heart, kidneys, now liver. - Amyloidosis. 556 00:30:58,086 --> 00:31:01,089 No speckles on the MRI. Alpha-1 antitrypsin deficiency? 557 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:02,340 Too much kidney failure. 558 00:31:02,466 --> 00:31:04,634 Primary hepatic fibrosis. 559 00:31:06,511 --> 00:31:09,055 It's our best guess. Start her on steroids. 560 00:31:09,181 --> 00:31:11,558 CHASE: Even if we're right, the liver's probably too scarred. 561 00:31:11,683 --> 00:31:14,144 - We got to list her for a new one. - With an unconfirmed diagnosis? 562 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:16,396 - Not gonna happen. - FOREMAN: How about a family member? 563 00:31:16,521 --> 00:31:19,232 CHASE: I don't think the husband's the right blood type. Even if he was, 564 00:31:19,357 --> 00:31:21,693 - he's not going to give his liver now. - He left her, I assume? 565 00:31:21,818 --> 00:31:25,280 Not yet. He says he won't abandon her while she's sick. 566 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,115 She have any other family members? 567 00:31:27,240 --> 00:31:28,992 No one's going to risk their life to save hers. 568 00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:31,620 Man, one false accusation from a psychopath, 569 00:31:31,745 --> 00:31:33,663 and you turn out to be a real bummer. 570 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:37,000 I'm gonna go see if Wilson has any liver left. 571 00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:50,931 What are you doing? 572 00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:54,601 Paying Wibberly's mortgage for a few months. 573 00:31:54,726 --> 00:31:57,562 Congratulations on another successful round of hectoring. 574 00:31:57,687 --> 00:32:00,607 Wait a minute. Is that actually a check for him? 575 00:32:00,732 --> 00:32:03,944 No, it's a giant novelty item for winning the lottery, 576 00:32:04,069 --> 00:32:06,196 you're just standing really far away. 577 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:09,991 Of all the people to go the extra mile for, why this guy? 578 00:32:10,116 --> 00:32:13,662 I don't know, he just kind of smells good and makes me laugh. 579 00:32:13,787 --> 00:32:16,998 Why not Cuddy? You never apologized after you defaced her photo. 580 00:32:17,123 --> 00:32:19,709 Maybe because I recognize that sending someone to the poorhouse 581 00:32:19,834 --> 00:32:22,462 is a little more serious than editing a snapshot. 582 00:32:22,587 --> 00:32:25,131 No, it's because Cuddy actually means something to you, 583 00:32:25,257 --> 00:32:27,384 which makes it much harder to apologize. 584 00:32:27,509 --> 00:32:28,718 (GROANS) 585 00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:32,514 If it'll make you shut up, I will tell her I'm sorry about the photo. 586 00:32:32,639 --> 00:32:34,808 Forget the photo. House, she was in love with you. 587 00:32:34,933 --> 00:32:37,018 And all she got in return was abuse. 588 00:32:37,143 --> 00:32:39,646 For years, you toyed with her emotions. 589 00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:40,981 She wasn't in love with me. 590 00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:44,067 The fact that you still can't admit it just proves my point. 591 00:32:44,192 --> 00:32:46,903 What do you want? Helping the guy was your idea. 592 00:32:47,028 --> 00:32:49,072 No, help the guy, whatever. 593 00:32:49,197 --> 00:32:52,867 I'm just pointing out that it's much easier to soothe your guilt 594 00:32:52,993 --> 00:32:54,661 by throwing money at a stranger 595 00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:58,540 than by making amends to a person you actually care about. 596 00:32:58,665 --> 00:33:00,834 You had me at "much easier." 597 00:33:00,959 --> 00:33:03,753 I'm going to pretend to go to work now. 598 00:33:07,757 --> 00:33:08,842 Ping- 599 00:33:30,822 --> 00:33:31,906 Sarah? 600 00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:35,243 I'm Dr. Hadley. I'm sorry to bother you, 601 00:33:35,368 --> 00:33:37,162 but I was told that you're Valerie's sister. 602 00:33:37,287 --> 00:33:38,288 Mmm. 603 00:33:38,413 --> 00:33:40,999 I was just surprised you came to visit. 604 00:33:41,166 --> 00:33:42,709 (LAUGHS) 605 00:33:42,834 --> 00:33:45,003 So is the rest of my family. 606 00:33:45,128 --> 00:33:47,797 I was even more surprised you got tested as a donor. 607 00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:49,007 Wrong blood type. 608 00:33:49,132 --> 00:33:52,969 But why? I mean, you know what she's like. 609 00:33:53,094 --> 00:33:56,723 - She's not that bad. - Yes. She is. 610 00:34:00,644 --> 00:34:03,021 Our dad was a mean drunk. 611 00:34:04,105 --> 00:34:05,649 I was the older sister. 612 00:34:05,774 --> 00:34:09,736 I was supposed to stand up for her, not the other way around. 613 00:34:10,236 --> 00:34:12,739 She protected you when you were kids? 614 00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:16,451 Yeah. And then all of a sudden, all of his crap... 615 00:34:17,327 --> 00:34:21,998 ...and all his abuse, it just changed her. 616 00:34:22,123 --> 00:34:23,833 It made her cold. 617 00:34:25,627 --> 00:34:26,711 When? 618 00:34:31,132 --> 00:34:33,760 We were wrong. Psychopathy is a symptom. 619 00:34:33,885 --> 00:34:35,929 I spoke to her sister. She wasn't always like this. 620 00:34:36,054 --> 00:34:38,973 She changed, and right around adolescence. 621 00:34:41,059 --> 00:34:47,482 So, liver, heart, brain lie dormant, and it starts at puberty. 622 00:34:54,114 --> 00:34:59,077 The raw food diet made it go fulminant. Nuts are high in copper. 623 00:34:59,911 --> 00:35:01,705 It's Wilson's disease. 624 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:04,749 We ruled that out. No Keyser-Fleischer rings. 625 00:35:06,292 --> 00:35:10,213 There is one other sign. I know there are lipstick lesbians. 626 00:35:10,338 --> 00:35:13,883 Are there nail-polish-remover bisexuals? 627 00:35:16,928 --> 00:35:18,805 BILL: She's not supposed to be here. 628 00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,056 As a doctor. 629 00:35:20,181 --> 00:35:23,810 You didn't say anything about her capacity as a beautician's assistant. 630 00:35:38,992 --> 00:35:41,786 - Her fingernail's blue? - HOUSE: Yep. 631 00:35:41,911 --> 00:35:43,913 Start her on chelation. 632 00:35:44,748 --> 00:35:47,208 - What just happened? - You're gonna get better. 633 00:35:47,333 --> 00:35:50,170 Your body has an inability to process copper. 634 00:35:50,295 --> 00:35:52,839 It caused all of your problems. 635 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:54,632 Even what's wrong with your brain. 636 00:35:54,758 --> 00:35:56,926 That's going to change, too? 637 00:35:57,051 --> 00:36:00,263 It's probably rewired her neurons pennanently by now. 638 00:36:00,388 --> 00:36:02,098 But it's possible? 639 00:36:03,308 --> 00:36:04,851 Maybe. 640 00:36:04,976 --> 00:36:06,853 I have to go get the chelation equipment. 641 00:36:06,978 --> 00:36:09,230 Bill, I need you to sign some forms. 642 00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:19,407 You don't see what she's doing? 643 00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,993 She's laying the groundwork to get her treatment, 644 00:36:22,118 --> 00:36:24,871 wake up a completely different person 645 00:36:24,996 --> 00:36:28,875 so that you and all of your money stay with her. 646 00:36:29,000 --> 00:36:30,877 It's a lie. 647 00:36:31,002 --> 00:36:34,923 - You said there was a chance. - OK, there's a teeny chance. 648 00:36:35,048 --> 00:36:39,052 But even if it cures her, it's not going to make her love you. 649 00:36:42,722 --> 00:36:44,432 I was happy before. 650 00:36:45,350 --> 00:36:50,522 I know, and I'm sorry, but it wasn't real. 651 00:36:51,523 --> 00:36:53,191 It felt real. 652 00:36:57,737 --> 00:36:59,197 I don't know... 653 00:37:01,991 --> 00:37:03,993 Maybe that can be enough. 654 00:37:16,339 --> 00:37:18,800 WIBBERLY: You're really doing this for me? 655 00:37:20,969 --> 00:37:22,262 Tax shelter. 656 00:37:24,138 --> 00:37:26,099 I'll take some of that chili now. 657 00:37:32,355 --> 00:37:35,733 - I can't accept this. - Fine, forget the chili. 658 00:37:36,568 --> 00:37:38,111 Bye, Wibberly. 659 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:41,114 I got an A plus with your paper. 660 00:37:44,367 --> 00:37:48,121 I was an orthopedic surgeon for ten years at New York Mercy. 661 00:37:48,246 --> 00:37:50,039 I had a gambling problem. 662 00:37:50,164 --> 00:37:53,042 I tried to cover it by overbilling some Medicare patients. 663 00:37:53,167 --> 00:37:58,047 Lost my license. That's why I'm here. Not because of you. 664 00:37:58,172 --> 00:38:00,133 Why are you telling me this now? 665 00:38:00,258 --> 00:38:01,676 (SIGHS) 666 00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:04,596 Because I thought you'd be the same bastard 667 00:38:04,721 --> 00:38:07,223 you were in med school, but... 668 00:38:19,402 --> 00:38:22,614 - Keep it. - No. I can get another place. 669 00:38:22,739 --> 00:38:25,199 Just take it. I screwed you over. 670 00:38:25,325 --> 00:38:26,826 You got me an A plus. 671 00:38:26,951 --> 00:38:28,202 - Take it. - No. 672 00:38:28,328 --> 00:38:32,165 Do I have to shove it down your throat? Take the damn check! 673 00:38:58,149 --> 00:38:59,901 Your vitals are up. 674 00:39:02,946 --> 00:39:05,490 - Treatment's working. - I'm not sure we can fix your liver, 675 00:39:05,615 --> 00:39:08,952 but we can definitely list you for a new one. 676 00:39:09,786 --> 00:39:12,747 When you're better, we're gonna take a long vacation. 677 00:39:12,872 --> 00:39:14,624 You want to go to Vietnam, one of the beaches? 678 00:39:14,749 --> 00:39:18,670 We're gonna get a hut, just you and me, nothing to worry about. 679 00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:24,342 You're pathetic. 680 00:39:28,054 --> 00:39:29,138 What? 681 00:39:29,263 --> 00:39:33,726 I mean, when you had a suspicion, fine, but you know now. 682 00:39:33,851 --> 00:39:35,812 How can you be this pitiful? 683 00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:39,524 You don't mean this. You're sick. 684 00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:40,942 I'm not sick. 685 00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:44,153 I almost died, and I still might. 686 00:39:44,278 --> 00:39:46,239 And who knows, maybe it's focusing my mind 687 00:39:46,364 --> 00:39:48,866 because the idea of spending the rest of my life with you... 688 00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:50,243 Valerie... 689 00:40:08,177 --> 00:40:10,972 - Why'd you do that? - Because he's pathetic. 690 00:40:11,472 --> 00:40:13,266 He hasn't changed. 691 00:40:18,438 --> 00:40:23,192 But you have. The treatment actually worked on your brain. 692 00:40:23,317 --> 00:40:26,195 If you were still a psychopath, you would have just kept draining him dry. 693 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:29,240 - What do you want? - You're feeling something. 694 00:40:29,365 --> 00:40:32,535 What is it? What do you feel? 695 00:40:37,498 --> 00:40:39,125 I don't know. 696 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:43,296 It hurts. 697 00:40:51,304 --> 00:40:53,097 It will. (SIGHS) 698 00:40:58,728 --> 00:40:59,812 (SIGHS) 699 00:41:09,530 --> 00:41:12,700 Heard about the diagnosis. Nice job. 700 00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:16,037 Thanks. Why are you here so late? 701 00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:20,500 Discharge summary. Taub's handwriting isn't helping much. 702 00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:22,251 Apparently on the third day of admission, 703 00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:25,129 the patient underwent "rabbit thumping." 704 00:41:25,254 --> 00:41:26,464 (LAUGHS) 705 00:41:30,843 --> 00:41:33,846 - "Radiotherapy." - Ah. 706 00:41:36,265 --> 00:41:39,268 "Third day after admission, patient underwent radiotherapy 707 00:41:39,393 --> 00:41:43,231 including external beam radiation... 708 00:41:48,653 --> 00:41:50,863 ...to treat B-cell lymphomas." 709 00:41:51,405 --> 00:41:53,366 "First treatment was... 710 00:41:56,410 --> 00:41:58,371 ...full-mantle therapy..."