1 00:00:02,274 --> 00:00:04,776 (ROCK MUSIC BLARING) 2 00:00:09,197 --> 00:00:11,867 Sure, let's give up now. It's no big deal. 3 00:00:11,992 --> 00:00:14,578 It's just Phannacide, just their tour kick-off. 4 00:00:14,703 --> 00:00:18,373 I mean, who cares if we miss the most insane party in the world? 5 00:00:24,755 --> 00:00:27,215 Come on, Phoeb. Victory or death. 6 00:00:27,633 --> 00:00:29,343 Or possibly cake. 7 00:00:31,345 --> 00:00:33,138 Look, I'm sorry. 8 00:00:33,472 --> 00:00:36,141 Sorry, your caffeine fix is on its way. 9 00:00:36,266 --> 00:00:38,602 Will you hold on? 10 00:00:38,727 --> 00:00:41,688 Hi, we're the DJ's assistants. 11 00:00:44,650 --> 00:00:46,568 (ALL EXCLAIMING HYSTERICALLY) 12 00:00:50,822 --> 00:00:52,032 Hold on. 13 00:00:53,158 --> 00:00:57,120 No. I said we both work for him. 14 00:00:57,245 --> 00:01:00,916 You mean "her." The DJ is a she-jay. 15 00:01:01,041 --> 00:01:04,002 It's OK, Dave, she's my plus one. 16 00:01:05,504 --> 00:01:07,506 Make that plus two. 17 00:01:18,517 --> 00:01:19,851 You weren't worried, were you? 18 00:01:19,976 --> 00:01:20,977 Yes. 19 00:01:21,103 --> 00:01:24,022 And there will be punishment unless you tell us everything. 20 00:01:24,147 --> 00:01:25,857 You've been here all night? 21 00:01:25,982 --> 00:01:29,069 After the party, we went up to the Presidential Suite with the band. 22 00:01:29,194 --> 00:01:31,613 PHOEBE: It was ginormous, like ten rooms. 23 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:33,407 We had a few drinks and some weed, 24 00:01:33,532 --> 00:01:35,992 and played Drummer God on this giant plasma TV. 25 00:01:36,118 --> 00:01:37,703 Which she rocked, by the way. 26 00:01:37,828 --> 00:01:39,579 I think I hate you right now. 27 00:01:39,705 --> 00:01:41,081 Colt took me up to the roof, 28 00:01:41,206 --> 00:01:43,375 but by then the gate to the pool was locked. 29 00:01:43,500 --> 00:01:44,793 So no one was up there. 30 00:01:44,918 --> 00:01:49,464 So we just climbed over and jumped down and... 31 00:01:50,298 --> 00:01:52,718 ...went skinny dipping. 32 00:01:52,843 --> 00:01:54,469 (ALL EXCLAIM) 33 00:01:54,594 --> 00:01:55,595 Did you do it? 34 00:01:55,721 --> 00:01:58,181 No. He was so sweet. 35 00:01:58,306 --> 00:02:01,476 Later, he played his guitar and he wrote a song for me. 36 00:02:01,601 --> 00:02:03,979 (ALL EXCLAIM) 37 00:02:05,939 --> 00:02:07,274 KAITLIN: Oh, my God. 38 00:02:08,316 --> 00:02:09,651 Jord, what happened to your foot? 39 00:02:09,776 --> 00:02:11,862 AVERY: Maybe you twisted your ankle when you jumped. 40 00:02:11,987 --> 00:02:13,697 KAITLIN: Or it could be your allergies. 41 00:02:13,822 --> 00:02:15,699 My aunt was allergic to some cold medication, 42 00:02:15,824 --> 00:02:19,035 and her hands swelled up like the Marshmallow Man's. 43 00:02:19,161 --> 00:02:20,120 Jord, are you OK? 44 00:02:22,456 --> 00:02:23,707 Jordan! 45 00:02:59,743 --> 00:03:03,288 Foreman expects me to read an x-ray on this itty-bitty screen. 46 00:03:03,413 --> 00:03:05,624 He should have e-mailed me a larger phone. 47 00:03:05,749 --> 00:03:07,959 Why are you packing? 48 00:03:09,169 --> 00:03:11,046 We're leaving this afternoon for the conference 49 00:03:11,171 --> 00:03:12,798 on pharmacology and public policy. 50 00:03:12,923 --> 00:03:14,174 We? We discussed this. 51 00:03:14,299 --> 00:03:16,802 It's been on your calendar for weeks. So has Ramadan. 52 00:03:16,927 --> 00:03:21,348 Think of it as a vacation. Nice, healthy Adirondack air. 53 00:03:21,473 --> 00:03:23,892 Or not, I don't care. You're coming with. 54 00:03:24,017 --> 00:03:27,354 You should come with me. State Pillow-Fighting Championships. 55 00:03:27,479 --> 00:03:29,481 Dollar beers, wet t-shirts. 56 00:03:29,606 --> 00:03:31,441 In the words of the philosopher Eddie Money, 57 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:33,109 "I've got two tickets to paradise." 58 00:03:33,235 --> 00:03:34,402 House, when you moved in, 59 00:03:34,528 --> 00:03:36,655 I promised your therapist I'd be here for you. 60 00:03:36,780 --> 00:03:39,783 I can't be here if I'm there, unless you're there, too. 61 00:03:39,908 --> 00:03:40,867 So it's not a discussion. 62 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:44,704 Fine. I'll let Foreman know that the 16-year-old patient 63 00:03:44,830 --> 00:03:47,666 with the severe edema can wait. 64 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:51,503 Relax, I got no idea what's wrong with her, so odds are not fatal. 65 00:03:51,628 --> 00:03:52,671 (SIGHS) 66 00:03:52,796 --> 00:03:54,214 Still not going. 67 00:03:57,300 --> 00:03:59,761 She's got rhabdo. 68 00:03:59,886 --> 00:04:02,180 Who wants to come to the Pillow-Fighting Championships? 69 00:04:02,305 --> 00:04:03,932 Rutgers has got a great team this year. 70 00:04:04,057 --> 00:04:05,517 So glad their anchor didn't turn pro. 71 00:04:05,642 --> 00:04:08,645 Sixteen-year-old girl suddenly has the joints of an 80 year-old. 72 00:04:08,770 --> 00:04:10,313 Think we can discuss this for a second? 73 00:04:10,438 --> 00:04:11,606 It's rhabdo. 74 00:04:11,731 --> 00:04:14,860 Patient gave you the answer. She fell down and went boom. 75 00:04:14,985 --> 00:04:18,029 We have to leave in an hour, so should we eenie meenie? 76 00:04:18,154 --> 00:04:21,241 The fall would explain the lower leg damage, but not the swollen hands. 77 00:04:21,366 --> 00:04:23,076 Hard landing caused crushed muscles, 78 00:04:23,201 --> 00:04:25,120 muscles released toxins into the bloodstream, 79 00:04:25,245 --> 00:04:27,497 toxins caused swelling in the hands and legs. 80 00:04:27,622 --> 00:04:30,917 Just another way of saying it's rhabdo. Fifty-nine minutes. 81 00:04:31,042 --> 00:04:33,044 She's a credit-card kid. Parents are architects. 82 00:04:33,169 --> 00:04:35,755 They're working on a project in Shanghai. 83 00:04:35,881 --> 00:04:38,842 Could you be sitting further away from Chase and still be in the same room? 84 00:04:38,967 --> 00:04:40,677 It doesn't have to be rhabdo. 85 00:04:40,802 --> 00:04:42,971 The swelling could be caused by deep vein thrombosis. 86 00:04:43,096 --> 00:04:44,723 She has allergies, could be anaphylaxis, 87 00:04:44,848 --> 00:04:46,224 or some heart condition we don't... 88 00:04:46,349 --> 00:04:49,811 Can't really be any of those things since it's rhabdo. 89 00:04:49,936 --> 00:04:52,272 I know it's rhabdo, Foreman knows it's rhabdo, 90 00:04:52,397 --> 00:04:54,774 deep in his heart, even Chase knows it's rhabdo. 91 00:04:54,900 --> 00:04:59,070 Isn't it annoying when everybody in the room knows something you don't? 92 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:01,239 I'll test for everything. 93 00:05:07,412 --> 00:05:08,622 He's an ass. 94 00:05:08,747 --> 00:05:10,040 Contrast is ready. 95 00:05:10,165 --> 00:05:11,875 She already thinks I'm cheating on her. 96 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:14,586 Maybe this is House's way of telling you to talk to her. 97 00:05:14,711 --> 00:05:19,090 Sure. "How was your day, honey? By the way, I killed someone." 98 00:05:19,215 --> 00:05:23,178 If I tell her, that's dumping a burden on her forever. 99 00:05:24,346 --> 00:05:25,847 (SIGHS) 100 00:05:25,972 --> 00:05:27,432 OK. 101 00:05:27,557 --> 00:05:28,558 (EXHALES) 102 00:05:29,559 --> 00:05:31,186 No sign of obstructions or clots. 103 00:05:41,738 --> 00:05:44,074 Tell me what you came here for, House. 104 00:05:44,199 --> 00:05:45,742 I've got a legitimate medical reason. 105 00:05:45,867 --> 00:05:48,662 You must be so proud. 106 00:05:48,787 --> 00:05:50,455 I've forgotten it. 107 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:53,041 I guess it's no big deal since I was only using it 108 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:56,211 as an excuse to come check out Patty and Selma. 109 00:05:56,962 --> 00:05:59,381 I feel bad. I haven't named your testicles. 110 00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:02,759 Word on the street is you set a new personal best for low-cut. 111 00:06:02,884 --> 00:06:04,427 I don't know why you chose to give them 112 00:06:04,552 --> 00:06:05,845 the names of somebody's aunts. 113 00:06:05,971 --> 00:06:08,807 It's a compliment. They're always smoking. 114 00:06:09,391 --> 00:06:10,725 I remember, I need you to authorize 115 00:06:11,643 --> 00:06:13,687 the medical discharge of a minor. 116 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:16,439 That's why I'm holding this in my hand. 117 00:06:18,108 --> 00:06:21,027 Haven't finished testing yet, but it's... 118 00:06:21,903 --> 00:06:24,906 Your outbox is three times normal size. 119 00:06:25,031 --> 00:06:26,324 That's not a metaphor. 120 00:06:28,743 --> 00:06:31,079 There's a lot to be done before the weekend. 121 00:06:31,204 --> 00:06:33,665 You could take papers home with you. 122 00:06:33,790 --> 00:06:36,042 Unless you're not gonna be home. 123 00:06:36,626 --> 00:06:40,296 Unless you were, for example, going to a medical conference. 124 00:06:40,422 --> 00:06:41,756 I'm driving up with Wilson. 125 00:06:41,881 --> 00:06:44,134 Me, too. You aren't on the registration list. 126 00:06:44,259 --> 00:06:46,177 I love that you checked. 127 00:06:46,302 --> 00:06:47,178 But Wilson said... 128 00:06:47,303 --> 00:06:49,055 That I have a case? Yeah. 129 00:06:49,180 --> 00:06:53,351 You're authorizing the discharge right now. That was a metaphor. 130 00:07:05,613 --> 00:07:07,198 I'm busy right now. 131 00:07:07,323 --> 00:07:10,660 Is he dying? Yeah. 132 00:07:10,785 --> 00:07:13,038 In the next ten minutes? 133 00:07:13,163 --> 00:07:15,832 Unfortunately, no. He's in a lot of pain. 134 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:21,171 I thought about it. You're right, I should go to the conference. 135 00:07:21,296 --> 00:07:23,006 You found out Cuddy's going. 136 00:07:23,131 --> 00:07:25,008 Oh, God, no. 137 00:07:25,842 --> 00:07:27,343 She'll ruin everything. 138 00:07:28,303 --> 00:07:29,846 We leave in two hours. 139 00:07:35,060 --> 00:07:37,145 (softly) Please, morphine. 140 00:07:37,270 --> 00:07:39,314 (gasping) 141 00:07:43,151 --> 00:07:46,196 WILSON: I'm right here. I'm right here, Joseph. 142 00:07:51,618 --> 00:07:55,163 Two days away. You think I should pack Bally? 143 00:07:55,747 --> 00:08:00,085 You can't leave. You lit a fuse, you need to watch the bomb go off. 144 00:08:00,210 --> 00:08:03,713 The bomb was gonna go off on its own if you kept quiet. 145 00:08:03,838 --> 00:08:06,216 So now you either have to come up with a convincing lie 146 00:08:06,341 --> 00:08:10,261 or tell her the truth. Your choice. 147 00:08:10,386 --> 00:08:11,679 CK levels point to rhabdo. 148 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:12,972 Of course. 149 00:08:13,098 --> 00:08:16,851 Except for the part where imaging shows no sign of muscle crush. 150 00:08:31,574 --> 00:08:34,035 Hi. I'm your doctor, 151 00:08:34,160 --> 00:08:37,122 and this is Lars Ulrich, greatest metal drummer of all time. 152 00:08:37,247 --> 00:08:40,291 (HEAVY METAL MUSIC PLAYING) You know the song? 153 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:42,293 Good. Drumstick. 154 00:08:43,586 --> 00:08:44,838 Here's another drumstick. 155 00:08:44,963 --> 00:08:48,925 I want you to rock out to the music, the way you did last night. 156 00:08:49,592 --> 00:08:52,387 Come on. This is a classic medical test. 157 00:08:52,512 --> 00:08:55,056 Hippocrates used it. Let's go. 158 00:09:00,145 --> 00:09:04,023 Come on, you gotta keep time. Crossover on the high-hat. 159 00:09:04,941 --> 00:09:06,609 Let's head-bang. 160 00:09:08,611 --> 00:09:10,530 House, what are you doing? 161 00:09:10,655 --> 00:09:12,782 Chart said her potassium's low. 162 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:14,701 Rhabdo elevates potassium. 163 00:09:14,826 --> 00:09:16,828 And the monkey drums. 164 00:09:17,453 --> 00:09:21,583 Ergo, her levels must have been really low last night. 165 00:09:21,708 --> 00:09:24,210 Which causes... 166 00:09:24,335 --> 00:09:26,171 (SIGHS) 167 00:09:26,296 --> 00:09:28,089 I can't move them. 168 00:09:28,256 --> 00:09:30,300 (MUSIC STOPS) 169 00:09:30,633 --> 00:09:34,262 ...temporary muscle paralysis. Given this rate of muscle fatigue, 170 00:09:34,387 --> 00:09:36,097 there's no way she could have climbed stairs 171 00:09:36,222 --> 00:09:37,223 and a fence to the pool. 172 00:09:37,348 --> 00:09:41,269 Low potassium means no jump, means no trauma. 173 00:09:41,394 --> 00:09:43,813 Tests mean, yes, rhabdo. 174 00:09:43,938 --> 00:09:48,318 Ergo, something else caused both the rhabdo and the low potassium. 175 00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:51,529 This time, start by getting an accurate history. 176 00:09:51,654 --> 00:09:55,200 Be careful, our patient's a big, fat liar. 177 00:09:58,661 --> 00:10:00,705 What did you really do last night? 178 00:10:00,830 --> 00:10:03,416 CAMERON: We need to find the cause of your low potassium. 179 00:10:03,541 --> 00:10:06,377 You could have a kidney disorder, leukemia, adenoma. 180 00:10:06,502 --> 00:10:08,588 We need to know about any drugs or alcohol, 181 00:10:08,713 --> 00:10:10,798 anything that might have threatened your health. 182 00:10:10,924 --> 00:10:12,258 Come on, Jord. 183 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,931 OK, we didn't spend the night with the band. 184 00:10:18,056 --> 00:10:19,307 You can't tell our friends. 185 00:10:19,432 --> 00:10:22,727 Have you heard of Stiletto: Warrior Queen of Space? 186 00:10:22,852 --> 00:10:23,978 It's a comic book, right? 187 00:10:24,103 --> 00:10:25,230 Thank you, yes... Yeah. 188 00:10:25,355 --> 00:10:27,607 ...and a freaking amazing new sci-fi series, 189 00:10:27,732 --> 00:10:29,234 they're filming the motion picture. 190 00:10:29,359 --> 00:10:31,236 It's a prequel. 191 00:10:31,361 --> 00:10:33,446 The other girls wouldn't get it. 192 00:10:33,571 --> 00:10:35,531 Only Phoebe understands my passion. 193 00:10:35,657 --> 00:10:38,952 Only Phoebe understands "The bushido of the heel." 194 00:10:39,077 --> 00:10:40,328 (SIGHS) 195 00:10:41,871 --> 00:10:43,748 So what actually happened last night? 196 00:10:43,873 --> 00:10:45,416 JORDAN: We were with our friends, 197 00:10:45,541 --> 00:10:47,752 trying to get into the Pharmacide tour party at the Adams. 198 00:10:47,877 --> 00:10:51,881 Then I found out that Jeffrey Keener was gonna be there. 199 00:10:52,590 --> 00:10:54,425 I follow his Tweets. 200 00:10:56,219 --> 00:10:58,346 It's tragic that I have to explain this. 201 00:11:05,937 --> 00:11:11,150 He's the creator of Stiletto issue number one and the TV show. 202 00:11:11,276 --> 00:11:13,861 He's a god. 203 00:11:13,987 --> 00:11:15,780 So did you guys go up to him? 204 00:11:15,905 --> 00:11:17,448 God, no. 205 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:19,659 We keep a 10-foot rule. 206 00:11:19,784 --> 00:11:22,245 It's not stalking if you don't go up to the person and bother them. 207 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:24,414 So we just followed him around. 208 00:11:24,539 --> 00:11:25,581 Discreetly. 209 00:11:25,707 --> 00:11:27,208 He ditched after half an hour 210 00:11:27,333 --> 00:11:29,502 and went down to the hotel restaurant for a late dinner. 211 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:31,379 And you went with him? Discreetly. 212 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:36,509 We played it so cool. 213 00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:40,805 For two hours, we lived his life. 214 00:11:40,930 --> 00:11:44,892 We did everything he did, ate the exact same meal he ate. 215 00:11:45,977 --> 00:11:47,145 Cool. 216 00:11:47,437 --> 00:11:49,230 CAMERON: Rest of their story checks out. 217 00:11:49,355 --> 00:11:52,025 Hotel manager says Mom and Dad were charged for food and a room, 218 00:11:52,150 --> 00:11:54,610 three pay-per-view episodes of Stiletto... 219 00:11:54,736 --> 00:11:56,112 You trying to kill yourself? 220 00:11:56,237 --> 00:11:58,406 It's from the same batch the girls ate. 221 00:11:58,531 --> 00:12:01,617 They ate what he ate, and what 100 other healthy people ate. 222 00:12:01,743 --> 00:12:04,078 Dig in, lunch is on the Adams. 223 00:12:04,203 --> 00:12:05,997 What if food is the answer? 224 00:12:06,831 --> 00:12:09,876 Not this food, any food. Jordan says she ate all of this. 225 00:12:10,001 --> 00:12:11,878 She's 16, all about body image, 226 00:12:12,003 --> 00:12:14,130 and she obviously worries about fitting in. 227 00:12:14,255 --> 00:12:15,840 Bulimia would account for her symptoms. 228 00:12:15,965 --> 00:12:18,051 We should do a barium swallow for Mallory-Weiss tears, 229 00:12:18,176 --> 00:12:21,346 start her on nutritional supplements, get a psych consult. 230 00:12:23,222 --> 00:12:25,808 Why are you reading my program guide? 231 00:12:25,933 --> 00:12:28,936 It's not like you plan on attending any of the presentations. 232 00:12:29,062 --> 00:12:31,356 I like to know how much boredom I'm missing. 233 00:12:33,024 --> 00:12:37,904 "Patient perceptions of complications in end-stage chemotherapy." 234 00:12:38,029 --> 00:12:39,822 You didn't tell me you were giving a paper. 235 00:12:39,947 --> 00:12:41,032 And that was wrong? 236 00:12:41,157 --> 00:12:42,533 The last time you presented a paper, 237 00:12:42,658 --> 00:12:44,911 you gave me an advance copy and asked for feedback. 238 00:12:45,036 --> 00:12:49,290 And you're wondering why I wouldn't want to repeat that experience? 239 00:12:49,415 --> 00:12:51,751 Oh, look, an '80s party. 240 00:12:52,251 --> 00:12:54,545 Just when you think you've left Flock of Seagulls behind 241 00:12:54,670 --> 00:12:55,755 in your rear-view mirror, 242 00:12:55,880 --> 00:12:58,007 suddenly it's up ahead like an undead hitchhiker. 243 00:12:58,132 --> 00:12:59,884 Cuddy's 90mg- 244 00:13:02,261 --> 00:13:03,930 Did you pack my legwarmers? 245 00:13:04,055 --> 00:13:07,266 If you want her, ask her out. 246 00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:08,935 My God, man. 247 00:13:09,644 --> 00:13:11,813 She's not some floozy in a bar, 248 00:13:11,938 --> 00:13:14,023 she's the floozy I work for. 249 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,110 There's gotta be no radical steps here, gotta be subtle. 250 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,861 We happen to attend the same party, 251 00:13:18,986 --> 00:13:20,738 the chat happens to turn personal. 252 00:13:20,863 --> 00:13:23,449 Like the frog in gradually boiling water. 253 00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:24,784 Exactly. 254 00:13:24,909 --> 00:13:27,203 She'll be red and delicious before she knows it. 255 00:13:28,287 --> 00:13:29,414 That's fun. 256 00:13:30,998 --> 00:13:33,167 What could possibly go wrong? 257 00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:37,380 Chase went to the gym five times this week. 258 00:13:37,505 --> 00:13:38,714 OK. 259 00:13:38,840 --> 00:13:40,550 One of those times, I followed him. 260 00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:43,719 What? I followed him. 261 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:45,888 And, yes, I know how humiliating that admission is. 262 00:13:46,013 --> 00:13:47,181 (SCOFFS) 263 00:13:47,640 --> 00:13:48,641 Where'd he go? 264 00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:51,310 The gym. That time. But I know something's... 265 00:13:51,436 --> 00:13:52,603 I'm stopping you right there. 266 00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:55,356 This is a conversation you should be having with Chase, not me. 267 00:13:55,481 --> 00:13:57,358 I've tried having this conversation with Chase. 268 00:13:57,483 --> 00:13:59,861 No sign of tears. It's not bulimia. 269 00:13:59,986 --> 00:14:01,237 Is he having an affair? 270 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:03,906 No. 271 00:14:04,740 --> 00:14:05,783 Why should I believe you? 272 00:14:05,908 --> 00:14:08,077 You shouldn't. You should believe him. 273 00:14:10,955 --> 00:14:13,082 Baby, how are you? Sweetie. 274 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,086 Jordan. 275 00:14:17,211 --> 00:14:18,838 Normal sinus rhythm. Heart rate's fine. 276 00:14:18,963 --> 00:14:20,840 BP's dropping. DEREK: What's happening to her? 277 00:14:20,965 --> 00:14:22,216 No pulse. 278 00:14:22,341 --> 00:14:25,344 MICHELLE: Oh, my God. You said her heart rate was fine. 279 00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:28,473 Cardiac tamponade, drain the fluid now. 280 00:14:28,598 --> 00:14:30,183 DEREK: What is going on? 281 00:14:31,058 --> 00:14:33,352 She's bleeding around her heart. 282 00:14:38,858 --> 00:14:40,318 Blood constricted her heart muscle. 283 00:14:40,443 --> 00:14:41,652 She's on antiarrhythmics, 284 00:14:41,777 --> 00:14:43,654 but we don't know how long we can keep her stable. 285 00:14:43,779 --> 00:14:46,324 Seemed to be triggered by stress. Her parents had just... 286 00:14:46,449 --> 00:14:48,826 Did her blood pressure drop during the barium swallow? 287 00:14:48,951 --> 00:14:50,620 Dropped to 50 systolic in three minutes. 288 00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:52,246 Rules out chronic conditions. 289 00:14:52,455 --> 00:14:55,208 Acute conditions limit us to toxins, infections... 290 00:14:55,333 --> 00:14:58,419 Could be anything. A gas leak, arsenic in the wallpaper, 291 00:14:58,544 --> 00:15:00,421 fungus in the shower... 292 00:15:00,546 --> 00:15:02,673 I'll get samples from her room and the restaurant. 293 00:15:02,798 --> 00:15:04,467 HOUSE: Talk to our little Gossip Girl. 294 00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:06,135 You need to know exactly where she's been 295 00:15:06,260 --> 00:15:08,846 and what she's done in the last 24 hours. 296 00:15:08,971 --> 00:15:10,056 Oh, I think... 297 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,182 (STUTTERING) 298 00:15:18,272 --> 00:15:20,733 Welcome to the convention, Dr Perlmutter. 299 00:15:20,858 --> 00:15:23,194 It's my 25th consecutive year. 300 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:27,406 Perlmutter loves the '80s. 301 00:15:38,209 --> 00:15:39,752 (SIGHS) Do you need me to leave, too? 302 00:15:39,877 --> 00:15:41,837 You might remember stuff she doesn't. 303 00:15:41,963 --> 00:15:44,590 We didn't do anything we haven't told you about. 304 00:15:44,715 --> 00:15:46,175 We hung out at Jordan's all day 305 00:15:46,300 --> 00:15:49,804 and then we called a limo to go into the city. 306 00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:52,557 We stopped at Bruce Springsteen's house. 307 00:15:53,349 --> 00:15:57,061 Jord, don't joke around, OK? 308 00:15:57,186 --> 00:16:00,898 You're really sick. Just tell him the truth. 309 00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:04,569 Bruce let me play the first electric guitar he ever owned. 310 00:16:04,694 --> 00:16:06,862 My God, why are you lying? 311 00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,990 How can you not believe me? 312 00:16:09,448 --> 00:16:11,242 Turn to your right. 313 00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:24,380 CAMERON: Mr. Keener, I really appreciate you coming. 314 00:16:24,505 --> 00:16:27,216 Oh, it's not that much of a hike. My room's only six floors up. 315 00:16:27,341 --> 00:16:30,511 Last night, do you remember two girls, about 16? 316 00:16:30,636 --> 00:16:32,513 That table right there. 317 00:16:33,180 --> 00:16:34,140 They made an impression. 318 00:16:34,265 --> 00:16:36,642 They were hard to miss, with the giggling and the staring. 319 00:16:36,767 --> 00:16:38,853 I'm sure that happens to you a lot. 320 00:16:38,978 --> 00:16:41,147 I'm sure that happens to you a lot more. 321 00:16:46,527 --> 00:16:48,446 FOREMAN: She can't control it. 322 00:16:48,571 --> 00:16:50,406 A bleed in her brain is affecting her thalamus, 323 00:16:50,531 --> 00:16:52,783 causing her to lie. 324 00:16:52,908 --> 00:16:56,203 We need to know everything. You two were never apart? 325 00:16:57,413 --> 00:16:59,790 Except for when she went to go get ice. 326 00:16:59,915 --> 00:17:01,626 But that couldn't have taken very long. 327 00:17:01,751 --> 00:17:02,752 You don't know? 328 00:17:02,877 --> 00:17:04,128 It was in the middle of the night. 329 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,380 I woke up when she came back into the room. 330 00:17:06,505 --> 00:17:09,300 And she told you she went to get ice? 331 00:17:11,594 --> 00:17:13,596 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 332 00:17:30,112 --> 00:17:31,656 CUDDY: House. 333 00:17:33,282 --> 00:17:34,533 1980s. 334 00:17:36,077 --> 00:17:38,788 Are you sure? They weren't specific. 335 00:17:38,913 --> 00:17:41,123 How much did it cost you to rent that? 336 00:17:41,248 --> 00:17:43,042 It was in Wilson's bag. 337 00:17:43,167 --> 00:17:47,046 Dr Perlmutter. I read your article on neural degeneration. 338 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:49,382 (LAUGHS) You didn't really take that seriously, did you? 339 00:17:49,507 --> 00:17:51,926 I just wrote that for the money. 340 00:17:52,760 --> 00:17:56,305 Well, hey, there, Jane Fonda, would you care to dancercise? 341 00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,392 Sorry, we were just about to hit the floor. 342 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:00,935 Thank you. 343 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,104 Your leg? 344 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:06,273 I'm OK, as long as you don't expect rhythm. 345 00:18:10,152 --> 00:18:11,946 (SLOW BALLAD PLAYS) 346 00:18:12,697 --> 00:18:14,240 (CUDDY LAUGHS) 347 00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:29,380 You remember the last time we danced? 348 00:18:30,172 --> 00:18:32,299 Med school. The week we met. 349 00:18:33,342 --> 00:18:34,510 No. 350 00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:37,138 I saw you in Endocrinology, 351 00:18:37,263 --> 00:18:39,557 tracked you down to the hoe-down. 352 00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:42,893 I meant we met before that. In the bookstore. 353 00:18:45,271 --> 00:18:46,397 Ah. 354 00:18:47,356 --> 00:18:50,735 My third day of school. 355 00:18:50,860 --> 00:18:53,279 I hand my syllabus to the guy behind the counter. 356 00:18:53,404 --> 00:18:56,073 He barely looks at me, just skims the sheet 357 00:18:56,198 --> 00:18:57,992 and tells me I'm overly ambitious, 358 00:18:58,117 --> 00:19:01,328 I have a chip on my shoulder and I know how to party. 359 00:19:02,997 --> 00:19:05,583 I'd forgotten you knew how to party. 360 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:08,252 I said, "You're making that up." 361 00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:10,713 Then you said, "Your class schedule is overloaded, 362 00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:13,132 "but none of your classes are before 11 :00, 363 00:19:13,257 --> 00:19:15,885 "and no one takes Professor Lamb's course 364 00:19:16,010 --> 00:19:18,387 unless they have something to prove." 365 00:19:18,512 --> 00:19:19,722 Because Professor Siegal 366 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:22,224 covered the same ground and was the easier grader. 367 00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:26,896 I tracked you down. Endocrinology, the party. 368 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:30,357 And one thing led to another. 369 00:19:31,192 --> 00:19:32,860 And then it didn't. 370 00:19:35,154 --> 00:19:36,614 I was gonna call you. 371 00:19:36,739 --> 00:19:39,366 No, don't do that. 372 00:19:39,825 --> 00:19:41,827 There was no expectations. I was just as into it... 373 00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:44,580 I was gonna come see you. 374 00:19:44,705 --> 00:19:47,583 Figure out where things would go from there. 375 00:19:48,083 --> 00:19:50,252 That was the morning I got the call from the dean, 376 00:19:50,377 --> 00:19:52,046 and I was expelled from my first med school. 377 00:19:52,171 --> 00:19:54,423 There didn't seem any point. 378 00:19:57,968 --> 00:20:00,429 I should go to my room, 379 00:20:00,554 --> 00:20:03,307 review papers for the infectious disease panel. 380 00:20:15,778 --> 00:20:17,488 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 381 00:20:21,867 --> 00:20:23,452 Hello. 382 00:20:26,789 --> 00:20:29,208 Yeah. Thanks for telling me. 383 00:20:33,420 --> 00:20:38,008 It's 7:00 in the morning. Somebody better be dead. 384 00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,636 My patient. Joseph Schultz. 385 00:20:45,474 --> 00:20:47,142 Oh. 386 00:20:49,103 --> 00:20:50,396 Under the circumstances, 387 00:20:50,521 --> 00:20:53,023 it was the best thing that could have happened, right? 388 00:20:53,148 --> 00:20:56,402 Yeah. I just wish I'd been there. 389 00:20:58,571 --> 00:21:00,322 Didn't hear you come in last night. 390 00:21:00,447 --> 00:21:02,449 Yes, it was almost 9:30. 391 00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:04,952 Things didn't go as you planned? 392 00:21:05,077 --> 00:21:06,996 We've moved on to a new phase. 393 00:21:07,121 --> 00:21:09,081 I tell Cuddy that I've always been interested in her 394 00:21:09,206 --> 00:21:10,624 and she walks out of the room. 395 00:21:10,749 --> 00:21:12,960 WILSON: Well, either she just wasn't ready for that, 396 00:21:13,085 --> 00:21:18,299 or maybe she was just surprised and didn't know how to react. 397 00:21:20,593 --> 00:21:21,719 What are you doing? 398 00:21:21,844 --> 00:21:23,554 Interesting reflex of guilt just now. 399 00:21:23,679 --> 00:21:26,348 Your patient's been dying for six weeks, 400 00:21:26,473 --> 00:21:29,226 you couldn't have predicted that he'd go this weekend. 401 00:21:29,351 --> 00:21:30,644 Or could you? 402 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:43,240 "Euthanasia. Let's tell the truth. We all do it." 403 00:21:44,825 --> 00:21:46,911 It's a great opening line. 404 00:21:47,036 --> 00:21:49,371 Are you insane? 405 00:21:49,496 --> 00:21:53,167 I didn't want your notes before, and I don't want them now. 406 00:22:02,843 --> 00:22:04,553 Well, she didn't get ice. 407 00:22:04,678 --> 00:22:07,806 She got out in the lobby. She could've gone anywhere. 408 00:22:07,932 --> 00:22:10,851 Let's start with for how long. Fast forward. 409 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:16,106 Stop. Rewind. Back. 410 00:22:17,358 --> 00:22:20,945 Wherever she went, she was only gone for like five minutes. 411 00:22:21,070 --> 00:22:22,237 She's holding something. 412 00:22:22,363 --> 00:22:23,572 CAMERON: Keener's journal. 413 00:22:23,697 --> 00:22:26,116 He must have left it in the restaurant that night. 414 00:22:26,241 --> 00:22:28,077 She went back, claimed it belonged to her. 415 00:22:28,202 --> 00:22:30,204 She was looking for an excuse to knock on his door. 416 00:22:36,126 --> 00:22:38,087 WILSON: I know what you're gonna say. 417 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:42,508 I'm not insane. Doctors are rarely indicted. 418 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,176 (EXCLAIMS) 419 00:22:44,635 --> 00:22:47,680 I was just thinking of your career. 420 00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:52,059 But, yeah, if you're one of the doctors occasionally indicted, 421 00:22:52,184 --> 00:22:53,435 I guess it could affect that. 422 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:57,564 Someone needs to say what life is really like, now, 423 00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,108 for people who are dying. 424 00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,444 What doctors have to go through. The decisions we have to make. 425 00:23:02,569 --> 00:23:03,988 Alone. Without guidance. 426 00:23:04,113 --> 00:23:08,409 Someone should say that, in an unsigned letter to the Times. 427 00:23:08,534 --> 00:23:09,493 I'd be telling the truth. 428 00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:11,078 I'd be saying what we're all thinking. 429 00:23:11,203 --> 00:23:12,329 Who cares? 430 00:23:12,454 --> 00:23:14,707 The oncology department is subsidized by drug companies, 431 00:23:14,832 --> 00:23:16,625 they don't want it run by a murderer. 432 00:23:16,750 --> 00:23:19,044 We're all murderers. We just don't have the guts to admit... 433 00:23:19,169 --> 00:23:20,629 And once again, who cares? 434 00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:22,923 You won't be hirable. Anywhere. 435 00:23:24,008 --> 00:23:25,759 If there's one thing I've learned from you, 436 00:23:25,884 --> 00:23:27,720 it's that I should do what I think is right, 437 00:23:27,845 --> 00:23:30,389 and not worry about the consequences. 438 00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:36,270 Yeah, it's worked out great for me. 439 00:23:47,156 --> 00:23:48,198 I don't mean to be rude, 440 00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,701 but I'm expecting a notes call from LA. Can we make this quick? 441 00:23:50,826 --> 00:23:52,453 Did Jordan come to your room? 442 00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:53,787 Let me put it another way. 443 00:23:53,912 --> 00:23:56,498 We know Jordan came to your room the other night. 444 00:23:56,623 --> 00:23:59,084 Look, I've tried to be helpful. 445 00:23:59,209 --> 00:24:01,420 I don't know why you want to pretend I'm lying to you, 446 00:24:01,545 --> 00:24:02,838 but this is getting too weird. 447 00:24:02,963 --> 00:24:04,089 We need to search your room. 448 00:24:04,214 --> 00:24:06,425 You don't, because she was never here. 449 00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:08,802 Allison, calm down. 450 00:24:09,553 --> 00:24:12,056 You would cover your ass at the expense of someone's life? 451 00:24:12,181 --> 00:24:14,767 We know she brought up your journal. 452 00:24:20,230 --> 00:24:21,899 That was helpful. 453 00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:26,111 He'd be crazy to risk his marriage for a one-night stand. With a teenager. 454 00:24:26,236 --> 00:24:29,323 Sensible people only risk their marriage for something more serious? 455 00:24:29,448 --> 00:24:32,326 I'm not having an affair. We're talking about Keener. 456 00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:33,744 Fine. 457 00:24:33,869 --> 00:24:36,163 He doesn't care about his marriage, what about his career? 458 00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,539 Statutory rape would ruin it. 459 00:24:37,664 --> 00:24:40,209 It's admitting statutory rape that could ruin it. 460 00:24:40,334 --> 00:24:42,503 Which is why we'll never hear the truth out of him. 461 00:24:42,628 --> 00:24:44,213 Roofies OD explains all her symptoms. 462 00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:46,465 We should start treating her with flumazenil. 463 00:24:49,718 --> 00:24:51,386 Isn't the MRSA panel going on? 464 00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:53,889 We got kicked out. She started crying. 465 00:24:54,014 --> 00:24:56,558 Yeah, well, discussions of urinary catheterization 466 00:24:56,683 --> 00:24:58,102 will do that to me, too. 467 00:24:58,227 --> 00:25:00,020 The babysitter had an emergency. 468 00:25:01,980 --> 00:25:05,317 Oh, how did you like '80s Night? 469 00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:06,610 House talked with you? 470 00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:12,157 I was being subtle about it. You left suddenly. 471 00:25:12,533 --> 00:25:15,035 I know House can be a little much sometimes. 472 00:25:15,160 --> 00:25:18,914 He was sweet. I just know better than to rely on that. 473 00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:21,792 He's trying. 474 00:25:21,917 --> 00:25:23,460 Yeah. I know. 475 00:25:25,295 --> 00:25:30,259 I'm a mother now. I need a guy I can count on every single day. 476 00:25:30,759 --> 00:25:32,886 That's never been House. 477 00:25:40,936 --> 00:25:43,814 It's not roofies. She's bleeding behind her kidneys. 478 00:25:43,939 --> 00:25:46,233 We're transfusing another two units packed red cells, 479 00:25:46,358 --> 00:25:47,609 but she keeps springing leaks. 480 00:25:47,734 --> 00:25:51,446 It looks like a toxic reaction. Keener must have given her something. 481 00:25:51,572 --> 00:25:54,158 The guy's a comic book writer, not a drug dealer. 482 00:25:54,283 --> 00:25:56,326 A lot wouldn't show up on a standard tox screen. 483 00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:58,620 But he's never gonna tell us the truth. 484 00:25:58,745 --> 00:26:01,331 We're not going to get the truth out of her either. 485 00:26:04,418 --> 00:26:06,336 We will if we drug her. 486 00:26:08,380 --> 00:26:10,257 Amobarbital would suppress her thalamus. 487 00:26:10,382 --> 00:26:13,802 She's on antiarrhythmics. Amobarbital could stop her heart. 488 00:26:13,927 --> 00:26:15,721 She's already dying. 489 00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:18,599 You're angry at me. 490 00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:21,643 You're taking it out on this guy cos you think he's lying to you, too, 491 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:24,563 and you're going to kill our patient in the process. 492 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:27,399 We need to know the truth. 493 00:26:27,524 --> 00:26:28,859 We should call House. 494 00:26:28,984 --> 00:26:32,237 Yeah, he'll recommend we take the cautious approach. 495 00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:34,781 (WHISTLES) 496 00:26:39,620 --> 00:26:40,662 Pretzel? 497 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:43,874 Those are gonna show up on my credit card at seven bucks a bag. 498 00:26:43,999 --> 00:26:46,043 There's an all-you-can-eat buffet downstairs. 499 00:26:46,168 --> 00:26:48,086 Studies show that $10 wine 500 00:26:48,212 --> 00:26:50,839 tastes better if you're told that it costs $90. 501 00:26:51,465 --> 00:26:54,426 I'm sure the same thing must be true of grape soda. 502 00:26:55,177 --> 00:26:56,428 Have one. 503 00:26:57,763 --> 00:27:00,724 We can toast your impending unemployment. 504 00:27:03,060 --> 00:27:04,436 (SIGHS) 505 00:27:08,440 --> 00:27:11,235 Yes, you can sit here running up my hotel bill, 506 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,904 or you can go get the woman of your dreams. 507 00:27:14,655 --> 00:27:16,990 I didn't know Angela Merkel was attending the conference. 508 00:27:17,115 --> 00:27:20,410 I just spoke with Cuddy. She doesn't think you're reliable. 509 00:27:20,535 --> 00:27:24,957 And you will remain friend-zoned until that changes. 510 00:27:25,082 --> 00:27:28,961 I can't convince her that I've changed my entire personality in a weekend. 511 00:27:29,086 --> 00:27:31,922 Yeah, but you could make the first step. 512 00:27:32,047 --> 00:27:34,883 What does she need? Today, a babysitter. 513 00:27:39,388 --> 00:27:40,514 What are you thinking about? 514 00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:41,723 Fjords. 515 00:27:41,848 --> 00:27:46,561 You see? Seriously, I know this is out of your comfort zone, 516 00:27:46,687 --> 00:27:50,691 but don't scheme, don't... Just do the deed... 517 00:27:50,816 --> 00:27:52,609 You tell me that I gotta show her I've changed, 518 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:55,654 and yet you act like you don't believe I can. 519 00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:57,948 If I can't convince my best friend... 520 00:27:58,073 --> 00:28:02,452 I'm sorry, that's... I didn't mean... I didn't mean... 521 00:28:04,121 --> 00:28:05,872 I didn't mean... 522 00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:10,752 (SIGHS) 523 00:28:11,295 --> 00:28:12,713 You drugged me. 524 00:28:16,133 --> 00:28:18,427 She's better off without you. 525 00:28:24,016 --> 00:28:26,018 Words can hurt, you know. 526 00:28:27,686 --> 00:28:28,770 I thought truth serum 527 00:28:28,895 --> 00:28:31,398 was only stuff they gave people in lame spy movies. 528 00:28:31,523 --> 00:28:34,901 We know you're scared and we know you want to tell the truth. 529 00:28:35,027 --> 00:28:36,653 We're going to help you do that. 530 00:28:36,778 --> 00:28:39,656 What happened between you and Keener the night you went up to his room? 531 00:28:44,369 --> 00:28:47,289 JORDAN: I couldn't believe he even talked to me. 532 00:28:48,957 --> 00:28:51,877 I told him how much his work means to me. 533 00:28:55,047 --> 00:28:59,843 I figured I must sound like a moron, but he was nice about it. 534 00:29:00,719 --> 00:29:02,637 He said I was special. 535 00:29:04,473 --> 00:29:06,058 Heart rate's increasing. 536 00:29:06,183 --> 00:29:08,185 140's acceptable. Let her talk. 537 00:29:08,310 --> 00:29:11,146 Did he give you anything, a drink, pills? 538 00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:13,440 JORDAN: He said it was Ecstasy. 539 00:29:13,565 --> 00:29:15,400 But it didn't look like Ecstasy. 540 00:29:15,525 --> 00:29:19,404 And it didn't really make me feel how Ecstasy usually does. 541 00:29:19,529 --> 00:29:21,114 CAMERON: How did it make you feel? 542 00:29:21,239 --> 00:29:23,116 It just made me really tired. 543 00:29:23,241 --> 00:29:25,994 What did it look like? A capsule? Tablet? 544 00:29:26,119 --> 00:29:28,497 It was a tablet. Round. 545 00:29:28,747 --> 00:29:29,790 Could be lithium. 546 00:29:30,540 --> 00:29:32,876 JORDAN: He just started touching me. 547 00:29:33,543 --> 00:29:36,713 At first, it seemed nice, but then... 548 00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,175 I didn't want to insult him. 549 00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,510 That's enough. 550 00:29:44,930 --> 00:29:48,433 I'm so sorry. 551 00:29:48,558 --> 00:29:51,520 I love you guys so much and I just... 552 00:29:51,645 --> 00:29:54,022 I feel like I've let you down. 553 00:29:54,689 --> 00:29:57,192 I'm gonna kill him. I'm gonna kill that son of a bitch. 554 00:29:57,317 --> 00:29:59,528 Before you do that, look here. 555 00:30:00,570 --> 00:30:03,365 Increased periorbital blood flow throughout. 556 00:30:03,490 --> 00:30:06,701 It means everything she's been saying has been a lie. 557 00:30:08,578 --> 00:30:09,996 Everything? 558 00:30:10,914 --> 00:30:14,334 So you still don't know what's wrong with her? 559 00:30:14,459 --> 00:30:15,710 Sorry. 560 00:30:21,800 --> 00:30:23,385 I thought you were room service. 561 00:30:23,510 --> 00:30:26,388 (CLEARING THROAT) ls something going on with your patient? 562 00:30:26,513 --> 00:30:29,349 It's quiet in there. ls Rachel asleep? 563 00:30:30,725 --> 00:30:33,728 I thought maybe you could use a babysitter. 564 00:30:36,898 --> 00:30:40,026 Actually, I've got her in daycare downstairs. 565 00:30:40,152 --> 00:30:41,695 Oh. 566 00:30:41,820 --> 00:30:45,240 Great. Maybe later. 567 00:30:45,365 --> 00:30:46,366 (RACHEL LAUGHS) 568 00:30:58,753 --> 00:31:00,046 (SIGHS) 569 00:31:04,050 --> 00:31:05,635 Hey, House. 570 00:31:06,595 --> 00:31:08,638 Hey, Lucas. 571 00:31:08,763 --> 00:31:09,723 This is awkward. 572 00:31:09,848 --> 00:31:11,016 A bit. 573 00:31:14,227 --> 00:31:17,564 That awkwardness would probably go away if I left. 574 00:31:24,905 --> 00:31:26,740 (PHONE RINGS) 575 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,494 (EXCLAIMS) 576 00:31:36,666 --> 00:31:37,792 Hello? It's Foreman. 577 00:31:37,918 --> 00:31:39,794 I'm trying to update House, but his phone's off. 578 00:31:41,213 --> 00:31:45,509 House! He's not here. 579 00:31:45,634 --> 00:31:47,802 Patient's losing blood faster than we can transfuse. 580 00:31:47,928 --> 00:31:49,095 Cameron did an online search, 581 00:31:49,221 --> 00:31:50,680 found out Keener travels with his dog. 582 00:31:50,805 --> 00:31:53,808 We're treating for Rickettsia. Any idea where he is? 583 00:31:53,934 --> 00:31:57,938 Oh, no! I was supposed to be giving a paper five minutes ago. 584 00:31:59,481 --> 00:32:00,774 (CLEARS THROAT) 585 00:32:00,941 --> 00:32:02,776 OK. OK. 586 00:32:03,818 --> 00:32:07,989 Dr Wilson has asked me to tender his apologies for his absence. 587 00:32:08,114 --> 00:32:10,575 You'll be hearing my paper instead. 588 00:32:10,700 --> 00:32:14,329 Unfortunately, there wasn't time to correct the program schedule. 589 00:32:14,454 --> 00:32:18,917 Euthanasia. Let's tell the truth. 590 00:32:20,293 --> 00:32:23,380 We all do it. We just don't talk about it. 591 00:32:23,672 --> 00:32:24,881 We play the game. 592 00:32:25,006 --> 00:32:28,260 We use other words, or we don't use any words at all. 593 00:32:28,552 --> 00:32:31,304 Hmm. Nice phrasing. 594 00:32:33,765 --> 00:32:34,933 Hello. 595 00:32:37,811 --> 00:32:40,146 I don't know what department I want. 596 00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:44,609 I need... pants. 597 00:32:44,734 --> 00:32:50,031 Patient S, 55 year-old man, end-stage lung cancer. 598 00:32:50,156 --> 00:32:54,160 His pain was beyond the point where we could even pretend to treat it. 599 00:32:54,286 --> 00:32:56,246 I showed him how to use the morphine pump. 600 00:32:56,371 --> 00:32:58,748 I told him too much morphine would kill him, 601 00:32:58,873 --> 00:33:02,627 but not to worry, the machine only gives out so much. 602 00:33:02,752 --> 00:33:06,047 To override it, you need to enter a special code. 603 00:33:06,172 --> 00:33:08,341 I went to the door and told the nurse, 604 00:33:08,466 --> 00:33:12,637 "The code is 328." I said it loudly. 605 00:33:12,762 --> 00:33:14,848 (DOCTORS MURMUR) 606 00:33:16,099 --> 00:33:17,434 When he first came to my office, 607 00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:22,230 I'd told him I'd be with him every step of the way. 608 00:33:22,355 --> 00:33:25,108 But I left him alone at the end. 609 00:33:25,233 --> 00:33:26,901 I broke that promise. 610 00:33:27,944 --> 00:33:31,072 To cover my ass, I failed... 611 00:33:41,916 --> 00:33:44,085 I was wrong when I wrote that. 612 00:33:44,711 --> 00:33:47,631 I've never given any less than my best. 613 00:33:48,757 --> 00:33:52,510 I'm incapable of turning away from a responsibility. 614 00:33:53,637 --> 00:33:58,975 My friends take advantage of that fact far too often. 615 00:33:59,934 --> 00:34:02,604 I know that I gave that man everything I could. 616 00:34:02,729 --> 00:34:05,023 And I know that he knew that, too. 617 00:34:08,902 --> 00:34:12,989 This is a burden no one should have to carry alone. 618 00:34:13,990 --> 00:34:17,243 And this is a decision no one should make alone. 619 00:34:17,786 --> 00:34:21,206 Because, frankly, I don't trust all of you. 620 00:34:21,331 --> 00:34:22,374 (ALL CLAMORING) 621 00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:23,958 MAN: Doctor! Doctor! 622 00:34:24,542 --> 00:34:26,753 WOMAN: Doctor! Question! 623 00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:32,008 Excuse me, Doctor. Not many people would have your courage. 624 00:34:32,759 --> 00:34:34,886 Thank you, Dr Perlmutter. 625 00:34:45,063 --> 00:34:46,356 Hey! 626 00:34:48,400 --> 00:34:50,068 Before I start shouting, 627 00:34:50,193 --> 00:34:52,654 Foreman says they're looking at Rickettsia. 628 00:34:52,779 --> 00:34:54,989 Thanks for the message. Continue. 629 00:34:55,115 --> 00:34:56,241 What the hell? 630 00:34:56,366 --> 00:34:58,451 You think that little shout out is gonna make me forget 631 00:34:58,576 --> 00:35:01,538 that you drugged me, hid my pants, stole my speech? 632 00:35:01,663 --> 00:35:04,332 You wanted the paper out there. It's out there. 633 00:35:04,457 --> 00:35:05,792 And your job is safe. 634 00:35:05,917 --> 00:35:06,960 That was my paper. 635 00:35:07,085 --> 00:35:10,714 You don't ask what I want, you ignore my wishes, you drug me... 636 00:35:10,839 --> 00:35:13,758 I'm waiting for you to name something new to our relationship. 637 00:35:13,883 --> 00:35:16,136 You got no good reason to be angry with me. 638 00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:18,763 Oh, really? I should be thanking you? 639 00:35:18,888 --> 00:35:21,474 If this was about getting the story out there, then, yeah. 640 00:35:21,599 --> 00:35:23,768 Of course, if this is actually about something else, 641 00:35:23,893 --> 00:35:26,354 maybe you feeling impotent because patients keep dying, 642 00:35:26,479 --> 00:35:28,732 and you think you need to make some grand, stupid gesture, 643 00:35:28,857 --> 00:35:32,819 need to be a hero, well, then, yeah, sorry, I did screw it up. 644 00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:37,282 You stepped over the line. This was not your decision. 645 00:35:37,407 --> 00:35:41,411 My God, there are 10,000 oncologists in this country, 646 00:35:41,536 --> 00:35:42,912 every one of them loses patients, 647 00:35:43,037 --> 00:35:44,956 but only you would feel guilty enough... 648 00:35:51,212 --> 00:35:53,923 Of course. We can't even argue on my schedule. 649 00:35:57,469 --> 00:35:58,553 It's House. 650 00:36:04,267 --> 00:36:05,727 HOUSE: Take down the bags. 651 00:36:05,852 --> 00:36:07,562 It's too soon to tell if the meds are gonna... 652 00:36:07,687 --> 00:36:08,897 It's not the meds. 653 00:36:09,022 --> 00:36:10,857 It's the blood that's killing her. 654 00:36:10,982 --> 00:36:13,443 What's everybody doing? You're stunned, right? 655 00:36:13,568 --> 00:36:14,944 I mean, blood? 656 00:36:15,069 --> 00:36:18,114 She's had internal bleeding, she needs the blood to... 657 00:36:18,239 --> 00:36:21,409 Is that the mom? I got a good comeback if it's the mom. 658 00:36:21,534 --> 00:36:23,828 Yes, I'm her mother. 659 00:36:23,953 --> 00:36:26,956 Sure, she needs blood, if you want to kill her. 660 00:36:27,081 --> 00:36:29,834 Then you'd have nobody left to neglect. Great plan. 661 00:36:29,959 --> 00:36:32,170 Your daughter has Vibrio vulnificus, 662 00:36:32,295 --> 00:36:35,340 courtesy of a few scrumptious oysters on the half shell. 663 00:36:35,465 --> 00:36:37,675 I didn't eat any oysters. 664 00:36:37,801 --> 00:36:39,969 Thus proving that she did. Boy, that's neat. 665 00:36:40,094 --> 00:36:42,889 A hundred other people ate those oysters. I ate... 666 00:36:43,014 --> 00:36:44,891 Is that the dad? I got a good comeback if... 667 00:36:45,016 --> 00:36:45,934 It's Chase. 668 00:36:46,059 --> 00:36:48,978 Oh. Thought the dad might have been Australian, too. 669 00:36:49,103 --> 00:36:52,565 There was nothing wrong with the oysters. All oysters have Vibrio. 670 00:36:52,690 --> 00:36:55,527 But almost no one has hemochromatosis. 671 00:36:55,652 --> 00:36:58,404 It'd give her a unique susceptibility to Vibrio, 672 00:36:58,530 --> 00:36:59,739 cause the swollen joints. 673 00:36:59,864 --> 00:37:03,493 It got attributed to bulimia, so she got supplements. 674 00:37:03,618 --> 00:37:04,869 With iron. 675 00:37:04,994 --> 00:37:07,038 Which overcooked the liver, which caused bleeding. 676 00:37:07,163 --> 00:37:10,124 More blood, more iron, more bleeding, more blood. 677 00:37:10,250 --> 00:37:11,668 Is she going to be OK? 678 00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:14,838 Only if we give her high-dose ceftazidime for the Vibrio 679 00:37:14,963 --> 00:37:17,048 and chelate for the hemochromatosis. 680 00:37:17,173 --> 00:37:20,093 Now, Cameron, pick up the phone and give me a dramatic exit. 681 00:37:32,355 --> 00:37:37,068 So, how did you two crazy kids hook up? 682 00:37:37,193 --> 00:37:39,445 I suspected someone in accounting was skimming money, 683 00:37:39,571 --> 00:37:42,073 and I wanted to investigate quietly. 684 00:37:42,198 --> 00:37:46,077 And since you introduced me to the only detective I know... 685 00:37:46,202 --> 00:37:48,162 One thing leads to another. 686 00:37:54,586 --> 00:37:58,923 Why keep it a secret? Were you protecting me in my fragile state? 687 00:37:59,048 --> 00:38:00,300 You think I was an unhinged loony 688 00:38:00,425 --> 00:38:03,761 who was about to go off the rails at a badly-timed bit of news? 689 00:38:03,887 --> 00:38:06,556 I just don't advertise my personal life. 690 00:38:06,681 --> 00:38:09,100 I needed help with the baby, Lucas drove up. 691 00:38:09,225 --> 00:38:11,102 Yeah, she was worried. 692 00:38:13,354 --> 00:38:15,982 A little worried. As a friend. 693 00:38:16,691 --> 00:38:20,069 I had to hide in our room and be the dirty little secret. 694 00:38:20,194 --> 00:38:21,362 Kind of sucked. 695 00:38:21,487 --> 00:38:22,989 I told her it wasn't necessary. 696 00:38:23,114 --> 00:38:26,576 So you had some hallucination about having sex with her. 697 00:38:26,701 --> 00:38:29,162 I don't think we need to talk... 698 00:38:29,287 --> 00:38:31,956 I mean, I imagine having sex with women all the time. 699 00:38:32,081 --> 00:38:33,249 No big deal. 700 00:38:33,374 --> 00:38:37,629 Though I guess if they knew what I imagined, it could get awkward. 701 00:38:37,754 --> 00:38:39,672 And I guess it's different 702 00:38:39,797 --> 00:38:43,092 because in the fantasy, she was your savior. 703 00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:44,969 But I mean, that was months ago, right? 704 00:38:45,094 --> 00:38:47,305 All the work that you had to do to get straight. 705 00:38:47,430 --> 00:38:48,848 You've been institutionalized, 706 00:38:48,973 --> 00:38:50,725 you've had way bigger stuff to deal with. 707 00:38:50,850 --> 00:38:52,769 I should shut up. 708 00:38:54,646 --> 00:38:57,148 (SIGHS) 709 00:38:57,273 --> 00:39:00,151 Can I buy you a ginger ale? 710 00:39:01,694 --> 00:39:04,364 Ginger ale would be good. With lemon. 711 00:39:08,159 --> 00:39:09,744 Infection's clearing up nicely. 712 00:39:09,869 --> 00:39:11,496 You should be out of here in a few days. 713 00:39:11,621 --> 00:39:13,498 That is wonderful. 714 00:39:13,623 --> 00:39:14,999 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 715 00:39:16,417 --> 00:39:17,710 Jack, how are you? 716 00:39:17,835 --> 00:39:19,587 Sweetie, your father and I think 717 00:39:19,712 --> 00:39:22,131 we should reward ourselves with a little time off. 718 00:39:22,256 --> 00:39:24,968 DEREK: That meeting's gonna have to wait a couple of weeks. 719 00:39:25,093 --> 00:39:27,095 We're staying here. 720 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,347 MICHELLE: You should think about where you'd like to go. 721 00:39:29,472 --> 00:39:31,724 They're saying the specs are off for the whole foundation. 722 00:39:31,849 --> 00:39:33,059 Can you at least talk to him? 723 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:34,894 (SIGHS) Let me see. 724 00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:42,318 You OK? Yeah. 725 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,365 No. Soil engineering report was fine. 726 00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:48,992 I'm used to it. 727 00:39:49,117 --> 00:39:52,036 So, about what happened that night... 728 00:39:57,000 --> 00:40:00,545 JORDAN: I never even got up the courage to knock on his door. 729 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:11,305 MICHELLE: Well, you'll have to send me their numbers. 730 00:40:12,515 --> 00:40:13,933 (SIGHS) 731 00:40:15,476 --> 00:40:17,145 CUDDY: Yay! 732 00:40:17,645 --> 00:40:19,897 (RACHEL LAUGHS) 733 00:40:26,654 --> 00:40:28,072 DOUGLAS: You want to go driving? 734 00:40:28,906 --> 00:40:31,117 He looks like a guy who'd be there every day. 735 00:40:32,994 --> 00:40:36,039 Mini-bar's re-stocked. I say we grab some pretzels for the road... 736 00:40:36,164 --> 00:40:38,583 When you do what I did, 737 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:42,253 it's not enough to tell yourself you did nothing wrong. 738 00:40:42,378 --> 00:40:44,213 You need to hear it from someone else. 739 00:40:44,338 --> 00:40:48,634 If not God or society, 740 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:51,345 a friend, otherwise you go crazy. 741 00:40:52,930 --> 00:40:54,724 What you said to me up there... 742 00:40:57,477 --> 00:40:59,062 Thank you. 743 00:40:59,187 --> 00:41:03,024 You're a good friend. Cuddy should know that. 744 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:06,069 Yeah, you should let her know that I drugged you 745 00:41:06,194 --> 00:41:07,987 so you wouldn't confess to murder. 746 00:41:08,112 --> 00:41:09,739 Let's get out of here. 747 00:41:12,075 --> 00:41:14,243 Someone could have recognized you. 748 00:41:14,368 --> 00:41:17,580 First US conference I've attended in 15 years. 749 00:41:17,705 --> 00:41:19,082 Perlm utter? 750 00:41:19,207 --> 00:41:21,834 Toronto, all weekend, airtight alibi. 751 00:41:32,303 --> 00:41:33,805 I'm sorry. 752 00:41:35,640 --> 00:41:38,810 I don't know why I always suspect the worst. 753 00:41:39,811 --> 00:41:41,395 If you say you're not having an affair, 754 00:41:41,521 --> 00:41:43,356 you're not having an affair. 755 00:41:48,903 --> 00:41:50,404 (SIGHS) 756 00:41:53,116 --> 00:41:54,867 Oh, God. You are? I'm not. 757 00:41:54,992 --> 00:41:57,328 OK. Sorry. Again. 758 00:41:57,453 --> 00:41:59,038 (SIGHS) 759 00:42:04,418 --> 00:42:06,546 If you don't wanna tell... 760 00:42:08,214 --> 00:42:09,549 ...OK. 761 00:42:11,759 --> 00:42:13,553 But I could help. 762 00:42:14,804 --> 00:42:17,849 Whatever this is, it's eating away at you. 763 00:42:19,058 --> 00:42:21,394 We could get past it together. 764 00:42:24,772 --> 00:42:26,899 I love you no matter what. 765 00:42:39,871 --> 00:42:42,081 We lose patients sometimes. 766 00:42:45,001 --> 00:42:47,044 One of those patients, 767 00:42:49,297 --> 00:42:50,590 Dibala, 768 00:42:52,300 --> 00:42:55,136 we didn't actually lose him. 769 00:43:01,309 --> 00:43:02,685 I killed him.