1 00:00:03,775 --> 00:00:05,444 (DISTANT GUNFIRE) 2 00:00:06,778 --> 00:00:08,363 (WATER TRICKLING) 3 00:00:10,574 --> 00:00:12,534 (ELECTRICITY CRACKLING) 4 00:00:26,548 --> 00:00:28,759 I guess everybody else is dead. 5 00:00:29,760 --> 00:00:31,303 Which means we're totally outnumbered. 6 00:00:31,428 --> 00:00:34,181 We gotta make up for that in pure firepower. 7 00:00:34,306 --> 00:00:36,391 You want to raid the feeding area, don't you? 8 00:00:36,516 --> 00:00:39,561 Two boxes of grenades in there. It's our only chance at getting out. 9 00:00:40,812 --> 00:00:43,315 Vince, that place is a deathtrap. 10 00:00:44,608 --> 00:00:46,526 Lucky for you I've got the megablaster. 11 00:00:46,652 --> 00:00:48,487 (CHARGING) 12 00:00:48,612 --> 00:00:51,073 Lee, you go right. Roy, straight down the middle. 13 00:00:51,198 --> 00:00:53,075 I'll cover you both. 14 00:00:58,163 --> 00:01:01,249 One, two, three. 15 00:01:01,750 --> 00:01:03,919 (ALARM BLARING) 16 00:01:04,044 --> 00:01:05,837 (SHRIEKING) 17 00:01:08,548 --> 00:01:10,008 ROY: Where's that cover fire? 18 00:01:11,760 --> 00:01:14,012 Megablaster, dude, megablaster! 19 00:01:18,392 --> 00:01:20,852 (GROANS) What the hell? 20 00:01:20,977 --> 00:01:23,271 Got it. Vince, where are you? 21 00:01:24,648 --> 00:01:27,275 (GROANING) I can't get them off of me. 22 00:01:29,986 --> 00:01:32,572 LEE: Vince, you d-bag, where are you? 23 00:01:34,032 --> 00:01:36,201 Damn it! Damn it! 24 00:01:37,119 --> 00:01:38,578 LEE: Damn it, Vince. 25 00:01:38,704 --> 00:01:40,080 (EXCLAIMS IN DISAPPOINTMENT) 26 00:01:41,248 --> 00:01:42,833 That blood look funny to you? 27 00:01:42,958 --> 00:01:45,377 Still working on it. The code's a little janky. 28 00:01:46,044 --> 00:01:49,047 Hey, boss, you just like watching us get our asses shredded? 29 00:01:49,172 --> 00:01:52,926 Yeah, not that you're not hilarious, but we hit the shelves in three months. 30 00:01:55,470 --> 00:01:57,055 Vince? 31 00:01:59,141 --> 00:02:01,143 Vince, what's wrong? 32 00:02:02,894 --> 00:02:05,814 My hands, they're on fire. 33 00:02:45,604 --> 00:02:47,939 Your NCV test was normal. Rules out carpal tunnel. 34 00:02:48,064 --> 00:02:50,901 No evidence of trauma, your blood work looks normal. 35 00:02:51,026 --> 00:02:52,402 - Then what is it? - I don't know. 36 00:02:52,527 --> 00:02:54,613 I'll arrange to have you transferred to a neurologist. 37 00:02:54,738 --> 00:02:57,407 A neurologist? Don't you have some famous diagnostics guy? 38 00:02:57,532 --> 00:02:58,617 What's he doing? 39 00:02:59,618 --> 00:03:00,994 I quit. 40 00:03:08,835 --> 00:03:10,045 You can't quit. 41 00:03:10,170 --> 00:03:12,088 I think you're confusing me with Jake Gyllenhaal. 42 00:03:12,214 --> 00:03:13,173 House, are you OK? 43 00:03:13,298 --> 00:03:17,302 Yeah. And I want to stay that way. I talked it over with my therapist. 44 00:03:17,427 --> 00:03:19,429 I need to change my environment, my habits. 45 00:03:19,554 --> 00:03:21,389 But he cleared you to get your license back. 46 00:03:21,515 --> 00:03:23,975 Which will help immensely with my new job in research. 47 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:27,854 I've sent out some resumes. Research means no patients, less pressure. 48 00:03:27,979 --> 00:03:31,066 But you just got out, have you had enough time to think this through? 49 00:03:31,983 --> 00:03:33,276 (SIGHS) 50 00:03:34,653 --> 00:03:36,071 I'm sorry. 51 00:03:37,239 --> 00:03:39,491 I know this will affect both of you, 52 00:03:39,616 --> 00:03:42,661 and Thirteen, and the one with the nose. 53 00:03:45,163 --> 00:03:47,999 But I just can't risk coming back here. 54 00:03:53,171 --> 00:03:54,256 OK. 55 00:04:03,515 --> 00:04:05,308 That was surprising. 56 00:04:11,314 --> 00:04:13,650 I want to run the department. 57 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:17,571 You consider waiting until House clears the lobby 58 00:04:17,696 --> 00:04:19,281 before you start angling for his job? 59 00:04:19,406 --> 00:04:22,200 He's not dead or sentimental, and somebody needs to do it. 60 00:04:22,325 --> 00:04:24,119 Not necessarily. 61 00:04:24,244 --> 00:04:26,538 Departments of diagnostic medicine don't exist. 62 00:04:26,663 --> 00:04:29,165 The only reason we have one is because of House. 63 00:04:29,291 --> 00:04:32,544 You reassigned us, kept us on payroll for three months, 64 00:04:32,669 --> 00:04:35,130 - you might as well give me a chance. - You're a great doctor, 65 00:04:35,255 --> 00:04:39,467 I want you to stay on in Neuro, but House was a genius. 66 00:04:39,593 --> 00:04:43,263 House was an egotistical, pill-popping, lawsuit magnet. 67 00:04:44,347 --> 00:04:45,557 And a genius. 68 00:04:45,682 --> 00:04:49,811 And I worked with him longer than anybody else. I can do this. 69 00:04:55,984 --> 00:04:57,652 You get one shot. 70 00:05:01,489 --> 00:05:03,199 What's House gonna do? 71 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:04,951 FOREMAN: No idea, but he's gone, 72 00:05:05,076 --> 00:05:08,204 so how about we focus on the medicine? 73 00:05:08,330 --> 00:05:09,497 What? 74 00:05:09,623 --> 00:05:11,458 You're the boss, it's kind of sexy. 75 00:05:12,000 --> 00:05:13,960 Here I thought it was just the pants. 76 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:15,337 Diabetic neuropathy? 77 00:05:15,462 --> 00:05:17,714 HbA1 c looks fine. 78 00:05:18,840 --> 00:05:20,133 Could be hypothyroidism. 79 00:05:20,258 --> 00:05:22,260 No fatigue or weight gain. 80 00:05:22,385 --> 00:05:24,137 What about complex regional pain syndrome? 81 00:05:24,262 --> 00:05:25,931 - That's a good idea. - Let's run with it. 82 00:05:26,056 --> 00:05:28,099 Look at that. No House, the job still gets done. 83 00:05:28,224 --> 00:05:32,062 - And yet, something's missing. - I'm short, he's black, you're gay-ish. 84 00:05:32,187 --> 00:05:33,271 That's it. 85 00:05:33,396 --> 00:05:36,775 Treat for CRPS. Prep the patient for spinal stimulation. 86 00:05:39,903 --> 00:05:40,946 VINCE: I don't buy it. 87 00:05:41,071 --> 00:05:43,031 CRPS isn't that well understood, but... 88 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:45,617 I think it's mercury poisoning. I eat a ton of sushi. 89 00:05:45,742 --> 00:05:47,452 And you're currently getting mixed reviews 90 00:05:47,577 --> 00:05:50,538 in Speed-the-Plow on Broadway? Google it. 91 00:05:50,664 --> 00:05:52,165 It's pretty hard to consume enough fish 92 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:53,708 to give yourself mercury poisoning, 93 00:05:53,833 --> 00:05:55,877 and it doesn't usually present solely with pain. 94 00:05:56,002 --> 00:05:59,047 But it can. Check out the Atlantic Medical Journal. 95 00:05:59,172 --> 00:06:03,718 This guy came in with burning pain caused by Erythromelalgia 96 00:06:03,843 --> 00:06:05,136 caused by mercury poisoning. 97 00:06:05,261 --> 00:06:07,138 Who needs doctors when you've got the internet? 98 00:06:07,263 --> 00:06:10,475 No offense, but doctors make mistakes. Medical errors are up 30% this year. 99 00:06:10,600 --> 00:06:12,352 You should check the rate of patient error. 100 00:06:12,477 --> 00:06:13,520 (LAUGHS) 101 00:06:13,645 --> 00:06:15,355 There's a ton of information out there. 102 00:06:15,480 --> 00:06:18,149 Why wouldn't I educate myself, be my own advocate? 103 00:06:18,274 --> 00:06:21,361 CRPS came up in my search, too, but I've never had any skin discoloration, 104 00:06:21,486 --> 00:06:23,655 and my pain is sporadic, not constant. 105 00:06:24,948 --> 00:06:27,784 It's gotta be worth one lousy blood test. 106 00:07:03,069 --> 00:07:05,613 You know how House feels about people touching his ball. 107 00:07:05,739 --> 00:07:08,324 No, Chase refuses to tell me. (CHUCKLES) 108 00:07:08,450 --> 00:07:11,327 Right, my husband's gay. Witty. 109 00:07:11,453 --> 00:07:13,246 I hear you're taking over for House. 110 00:07:13,371 --> 00:07:16,041 You're gonna be great. Congratulations. 111 00:07:16,708 --> 00:07:20,587 - Not permanent. - Yet. Taub and Thirteen cool with it? 112 00:07:20,712 --> 00:07:22,839 He's older than you. She's seen you naked. 113 00:07:22,964 --> 00:07:25,300 Not like we haven't been working together for two years now. 114 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:28,386 Working with is different than working for. 115 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:31,973 You saw House. How was he? 116 00:07:32,098 --> 00:07:35,060 He was good. 117 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:38,688 He was honest, took responsibility. It was kind of weird. 118 00:07:38,813 --> 00:07:40,065 (BOTH LAUGH) 119 00:07:40,190 --> 00:07:43,651 ls Thirteen around? I need her to sign off on her ER transfer. 120 00:07:43,777 --> 00:07:46,404 She and Taub are doing a spinal stimulation. 121 00:07:46,529 --> 00:07:49,908 No, they're not. I just dropped a patient in the cath suite, 122 00:07:50,033 --> 00:07:52,410 and your guys were not in there. 123 00:07:57,290 --> 00:08:00,251 You know, usually, spinal stimulation is done with the patient in the room. 124 00:08:00,376 --> 00:08:02,420 He asked us to test his blood for mercury. 125 00:08:02,545 --> 00:08:05,632 - It's unlikely, but not impossible. - It's also not what we agreed on. 126 00:08:05,757 --> 00:08:08,843 Testing doesn't hurt, and it only takes 20 minutes. I figured it didn't matter. 127 00:08:08,968 --> 00:08:11,346 I'm thinking I should decide when it matters. 128 00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:14,224 TAUB: If you're done marking your territory... 129 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:19,020 Test results. Surprise, surprise, Marcus Webly was wrong. 130 00:08:20,021 --> 00:08:21,648 I'll handle this. 131 00:08:25,652 --> 00:08:28,196 You expected not to have mixed feelings? 132 00:08:28,321 --> 00:08:29,531 (SIGHS) 133 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:31,866 I know it's the right call. 134 00:08:33,284 --> 00:08:36,204 I just don't know what to do with my time, and my leg. 135 00:08:36,329 --> 00:08:38,248 Pain's flared up since I left Mayfield. 136 00:08:38,373 --> 00:08:40,708 Ibuprofen's barely putting a dent in it. 137 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:42,919 You need a hobby. 138 00:08:43,044 --> 00:08:45,255 Right. Doctors the world over treat chronic pain 139 00:08:45,380 --> 00:08:46,965 with collections of Hummel figurines. 140 00:08:47,090 --> 00:08:48,967 No, I didn't say you need a lame hobby. 141 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:52,762 You need something to keep you engaged, connected to other people. 142 00:08:52,887 --> 00:08:56,015 You already made me get a roommate. Wilson's got one bedroom. 143 00:08:56,141 --> 00:08:59,185 I don't think we can get any more connected without unzipping. 144 00:08:59,310 --> 00:09:02,313 OK. So what does Wilson like to do? 145 00:09:06,484 --> 00:09:09,362 Vince, I'm Dr. Foreman, Head of Diagnostics. 146 00:09:09,487 --> 00:09:11,781 So you must be the genius's replacement. 147 00:09:11,906 --> 00:09:14,534 I prefer to think of myself as Genius 2.0. 148 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:16,411 Your blood test ruled out mercury poisoning. 149 00:09:16,536 --> 00:09:17,829 - What was my mercury level? - 2.8. 150 00:09:17,954 --> 00:09:19,706 That means for every deciliter of blood... 151 00:09:19,831 --> 00:09:21,791 I know what it means. I also know it's above normal. 152 00:09:21,916 --> 00:09:23,668 I want mercury chelation. 153 00:09:23,793 --> 00:09:26,254 Your level isn't elevated enough to produce your symptoms. 154 00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:29,424 You can't know that until we de-elevate it and see if my pain improves. 155 00:09:29,549 --> 00:09:30,884 It's a judgment call. 156 00:09:31,009 --> 00:09:33,261 Based on ten years of medical training? 157 00:09:33,386 --> 00:09:36,014 I think you have CRPS. I want to try spinal stimulation. 158 00:09:36,139 --> 00:09:38,266 So, basically, you want to shove a needle in my spine 159 00:09:38,391 --> 00:09:41,186 based on a glorified hunch. 160 00:09:41,311 --> 00:09:43,396 I'll stick with the chelation. 161 00:09:44,981 --> 00:09:48,776 If you don't want to get better, I think we're done. 162 00:09:48,902 --> 00:09:51,237 What do you mean "done"? 163 00:09:51,362 --> 00:09:53,281 You're not interested in my medical opinion. 164 00:09:53,406 --> 00:09:54,657 I'll move on to my next patient, 165 00:09:54,782 --> 00:09:57,619 you'll move on to a doctor willing to run all the unnecessary tests 166 00:09:57,744 --> 00:10:01,623 and procedures you want. Or you can stick around and be cured. 167 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,460 Makes no difference to me. 168 00:10:07,462 --> 00:10:09,589 I'm glad you changed your mind. 169 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:14,177 Don't know about that. Dr. Foreman basically strong-armed me. 170 00:10:14,636 --> 00:10:15,970 Which is impressive. 171 00:10:16,095 --> 00:10:18,389 Stimulating at 100 hertz. 172 00:10:18,514 --> 00:10:21,851 Guess you found him a little more persuasive than the two of us. 173 00:10:21,976 --> 00:10:23,728 Probably the pants. 174 00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:25,647 He reminds me of me. 175 00:10:27,023 --> 00:10:29,567 - Is it supposed to hurt? - Not if we're in correctly. 176 00:10:29,692 --> 00:10:32,946 - Is it your hands? Your back? - No, my chest. 177 00:10:33,071 --> 00:10:35,907 (DEVICE BEEPING) Can't breathe. 178 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:37,617 Heart rate's 140, climbing. 179 00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:39,535 You need to hold still. 180 00:10:39,661 --> 00:10:41,454 What did you do? 181 00:10:41,579 --> 00:10:43,331 (GASPS) 182 00:10:43,456 --> 00:10:44,791 Deep breaths. 183 00:10:44,916 --> 00:10:46,668 (BREATH ES HEAVILY) 184 00:10:47,835 --> 00:10:49,587 His lungs are filling with fluid. 185 00:10:52,757 --> 00:10:55,510 Analysis of the fluid from Vince's lungs shows the lung problem 186 00:10:55,635 --> 00:10:58,805 is really a heart problem. He's got a thickened left ventricle. 187 00:10:58,930 --> 00:11:00,640 When his heart sped up during the procedure, 188 00:11:00,765 --> 00:11:04,102 it jacked up the pressure in his lungs, causing pulmonary edema. 189 00:11:04,227 --> 00:11:06,437 Good thing I talked the patient into spinal stimulation. 190 00:11:06,562 --> 00:11:08,523 It did lead us to discovering a new symptom, 191 00:11:08,648 --> 00:11:10,525 and proved he was wrong about mercury poisoning. 192 00:11:10,650 --> 00:11:14,112 We lucked into that discovery, and we were wrong about CRPS. 193 00:11:14,779 --> 00:11:17,448 Ventricular thickening plus neuropathy could equal Lyme disease. 194 00:11:17,573 --> 00:11:18,825 Not without joint pain. 195 00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,868 When's his new game coming out? 196 00:11:20,994 --> 00:11:23,162 - Couple of months. - He's probably working non-stop. 197 00:11:23,288 --> 00:11:25,164 Might be using more than coffee to power through. 198 00:11:25,290 --> 00:11:26,958 Cocaine use explains his symptoms. 199 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,751 So we search his office for drugs. 200 00:11:28,876 --> 00:11:31,337 No. We're gonna ask him. 201 00:11:36,217 --> 00:11:39,137 In a lot of ways, cooking is like music. 202 00:11:39,762 --> 00:11:42,724 Different elements combine to make a symphony. 203 00:11:43,766 --> 00:11:47,645 Difference is that Beethoven's Fifth isn't going to be poop tomorrow. 204 00:11:47,770 --> 00:11:51,107 What was my one condition for allowing you to tag along? 205 00:11:51,232 --> 00:11:52,692 Try not to be a jerk. 206 00:11:52,817 --> 00:11:55,069 I'm trying. I'm just failing. 207 00:11:56,070 --> 00:11:58,823 Roll your meatballs and keep an open mind. 208 00:12:03,244 --> 00:12:05,580 How hard are you trying not to make a ball joke right now? 209 00:12:05,705 --> 00:12:07,290 They're smoking. 210 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:11,210 - Your balls. - Oh. 211 00:12:11,336 --> 00:12:13,588 No, no. They're browning way too fast. 212 00:12:13,713 --> 00:12:15,423 Blue's the color you gotta watch out for. 213 00:12:15,548 --> 00:12:16,716 Enough. 214 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:19,635 God, they're... They're still raw inside. 215 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:22,138 By the time they're cooked through, the outside will be burnt. 216 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:24,849 I think there's a medicated powder for that. 217 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:29,645 Although, vinegar could work. 218 00:12:31,064 --> 00:12:34,359 My old chem prof talked about theoretically you shouldn't trust 219 00:12:34,484 --> 00:12:38,821 the results of a hemoglobin A1C test on a chronically acidotic patient. 220 00:12:39,197 --> 00:12:41,074 The acid in the blood slows the reaction 221 00:12:41,199 --> 00:12:44,202 between the hemoglobin protein and blood sugar. 222 00:12:44,327 --> 00:12:46,204 Browning meat is the same chemical process, 223 00:12:46,329 --> 00:12:49,957 which means it should also be slowed by acid. 224 00:12:50,083 --> 00:12:52,085 That actually makes sense. 225 00:12:53,002 --> 00:12:55,588 You might have saved my balls. 226 00:12:55,713 --> 00:12:57,548 That's the spirit! 227 00:12:59,509 --> 00:13:01,469 Obviously the procedure didn't go as planned. 228 00:13:01,594 --> 00:13:04,514 The heart problem was unforeseeable, but I still feel responsible. 229 00:13:04,639 --> 00:13:06,641 - I'm sorry. - OK. 230 00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:09,644 How long have you guys been doing it? 231 00:13:10,353 --> 00:13:12,605 I think it's best if we kept things professional. 232 00:13:12,730 --> 00:13:15,650 Tough to do, now that I've seen you rock a leopard-print bikini. 233 00:13:15,775 --> 00:13:17,902 Congrats, by the way. Up top. 234 00:13:19,404 --> 00:13:20,571 You hacked my profile page? 235 00:13:20,696 --> 00:13:22,782 Your treatment nearly gave me a heart attack. 236 00:13:22,907 --> 00:13:25,451 Figured I'd check if you had the credentials to go with the cojones, 237 00:13:25,576 --> 00:13:27,662 one search led to another. ls there a shot of just her? 238 00:13:27,787 --> 00:13:28,830 I'm thinking screensaver. 239 00:13:28,955 --> 00:13:30,665 We need to know if you've been using cocaine. 240 00:13:30,790 --> 00:13:32,417 Nope. Dude, you just block everybody 241 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:34,127 or do you really only have three friends? 242 00:13:34,252 --> 00:13:38,423 We need you to be straight with us. We need to be able to trust you. 243 00:13:38,881 --> 00:13:41,968 I cleaned up my act 12 years ago, 244 00:13:42,093 --> 00:13:43,886 after my college roommate OD'd. 245 00:13:47,932 --> 00:13:49,183 OK. 246 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,443 - Search his office. - You think he was lying? 247 00:13:58,568 --> 00:14:00,987 - No, but I'm not sure. - It was worth asking. 248 00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:02,822 If he'd said yes, it would've saved us a trip. 249 00:14:02,947 --> 00:14:04,490 But he didn't. 250 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,577 You have to forget about him. 251 00:14:07,702 --> 00:14:09,704 - The patient? - House. 252 00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,205 First you try acting like him, 253 00:14:11,330 --> 00:14:13,374 that doesn't work, so then you try the opposite. 254 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:16,627 Now you're mad because you have to use his move. 255 00:14:17,086 --> 00:14:19,005 I feel like Tom Brady's backup. 256 00:14:19,130 --> 00:14:21,716 Tom Brady's backup now makes $10 million. 257 00:14:21,841 --> 00:14:25,261 Stop comparing. You can do this by being you. 258 00:14:26,220 --> 00:14:29,432 We should still check out his office, talk to his co-workers. 259 00:14:29,557 --> 00:14:31,642 - I'll get Taub. - And... 260 00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:33,853 ...than ks. 261 00:14:35,396 --> 00:14:37,899 - Oh. And dinner tonight at 7:00. - Can we make it 8:00? 262 00:14:38,024 --> 00:14:40,109 Already made a reservation for 7:00. 263 00:14:44,989 --> 00:14:47,825 - Hi. - I'm making gnocchi. 264 00:14:52,371 --> 00:14:55,082 Oh, I didn't mean to intrude, I just... 265 00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:57,877 Cecile's in my cooking class. 266 00:14:58,002 --> 00:14:59,378 She doesn't speak English. 267 00:15:01,172 --> 00:15:03,257 (SPEAKS MANDARIN) 268 00:15:06,469 --> 00:15:08,554 You bake the potatoes instead of boiling. 269 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:11,766 Less moisture, fewer gluten bonds, lighter gnocchi. 270 00:15:11,891 --> 00:15:14,060 - You seem good. - Feeling better. 271 00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:16,020 (CONTINUES SPEAKING MANDARIN) 272 00:15:20,900 --> 00:15:23,903 House. I need to talk to you about your leaving the hospital. 273 00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:26,697 I do love a good groveling, but my decision is final. 274 00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,742 That's fine, as long as I'm not the reason for it. 275 00:15:29,867 --> 00:15:31,619 I know that sounds completely narcissistic. 276 00:15:31,744 --> 00:15:33,246 Yeah. 277 00:15:34,580 --> 00:15:39,001 But it's not. We flirted, we kissed, I fondled. 278 00:15:40,044 --> 00:15:43,714 I hallucinated a night with you and yelled it from a hospital balcony. 279 00:15:43,839 --> 00:15:45,800 You're not a narcissist. 280 00:15:45,925 --> 00:15:48,135 So what am I? 281 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:49,428 Not the reason I'm leaving. 282 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:55,476 House. 283 00:15:57,061 --> 00:15:58,854 I'm gonna miss you. 284 00:16:00,231 --> 00:16:03,651 Lady, either kiss him or leave. We got work to do. 285 00:16:04,402 --> 00:16:06,737 You just couldn't keep your trap shut. 286 00:16:06,862 --> 00:16:09,198 - Make the damn gnocchi. - Bye. 287 00:16:17,456 --> 00:16:20,126 TAUB: I guess you're not in a hurry to get back to the office. 288 00:16:20,251 --> 00:16:21,252 THIRTEEN: And you are? 289 00:16:21,377 --> 00:16:22,920 (SHRIEKING) 290 00:16:23,671 --> 00:16:25,006 (GUN FIRING) 291 00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:30,136 I'm not trying to avoid my boyfriend. 292 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,847 I'm a lizard, not an idiot. 293 00:16:33,306 --> 00:16:35,474 You've been in a crappy mood since we got in the car. 294 00:16:35,600 --> 00:16:38,019 And you're completely OK with being ordered around by someone 295 00:16:38,144 --> 00:16:41,230 who 24 hours ago was basically your equal? 296 00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,983 Unlike you, I didn't expect anything different. 297 00:16:44,108 --> 00:16:46,819 The work part I can get used to. 298 00:16:46,944 --> 00:16:50,698 He didn't ask me to go to dinner, he told me we were going. 299 00:16:51,949 --> 00:16:53,326 He's never done that before. 300 00:16:53,451 --> 00:16:56,454 So even the score. Go home tonight, 301 00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:58,164 put on some heels and break him like a pony. 302 00:16:58,289 --> 00:17:01,626 You'll feel much better. What? 303 00:17:03,502 --> 00:17:07,131 That's one big-ass bird. 304 00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:09,300 (SHRIEKING) 305 00:17:14,639 --> 00:17:17,016 Wow. That's kind of amazing, 306 00:17:17,141 --> 00:17:19,352 the way the wings move, it's so real. 307 00:17:19,477 --> 00:17:21,270 Get them off me! 308 00:17:22,480 --> 00:17:23,939 I know what's wrong with the patient. 309 00:17:24,065 --> 00:17:26,108 I'm going to call Foreman. 310 00:17:28,110 --> 00:17:29,487 A little help. 311 00:17:30,905 --> 00:17:33,574 Your partner said you studied birds to improve the game animation. 312 00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:35,826 - Did you touch them? - Can't dissect without touching. 313 00:17:35,951 --> 00:17:37,703 It's the best way to understand the anatomy. 314 00:17:37,828 --> 00:17:40,373 It's also a good way to contract an infection called psittacosis. 315 00:17:40,498 --> 00:17:42,917 We spoke to Dr. Foreman, he wants to start you on antibiotics. 316 00:17:43,042 --> 00:17:47,380 Does that infection cause problems in the joystick area? 317 00:17:47,505 --> 00:17:49,006 Kind of stuck in play mode. 318 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:51,884 Yes, we get it. She's very, very pretty. 319 00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:54,720 It's not her. I mean, it was, 320 00:17:54,845 --> 00:17:57,556 when she was here with her boyfriend three hours ago. 321 00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,142 You've had an erection for three hours? 322 00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:04,105 At first, it was just embarrassing, but now it's really starting to hurt. 323 00:18:04,230 --> 00:18:05,439 Will the antibiotics help? 324 00:18:05,564 --> 00:18:08,651 I'm afraid not. This isn't psittacosis. 325 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:14,824 TAUB: His erection persisted even with medication. 326 00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:17,076 We had to put in a surgical shunt just to drain the blood. 327 00:18:17,201 --> 00:18:20,538 You missed dinner. And a shunt doesn't require both of you. 328 00:18:20,663 --> 00:18:24,250 I'm dedicated. So, the holy trinity, heart, hands, hose. 329 00:18:24,375 --> 00:18:28,045 - TAUB: Could be Guillain-Barré. - Not with normal nerve conduction. 330 00:18:28,546 --> 00:18:31,340 - Thrombocytosis. - His platelet count isn't that high. 331 00:18:31,465 --> 00:18:34,093 Brain tumor makes more sense. (TAUB CHUCKLES) 332 00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:39,765 I'm sorry, I just realized. Joint pain and joint pain. 333 00:18:40,891 --> 00:18:42,017 Honest, I wasn't laughing 334 00:18:42,143 --> 00:18:45,229 because of the obvious tension between the two of you. 335 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:46,897 (CLEARS THROAT) 336 00:18:47,022 --> 00:18:49,483 Erection points to a circulatory problem. I'm with Foreman. 337 00:18:49,608 --> 00:18:51,444 It is possible for a brain tumor to cause... 338 00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:53,612 We're going with thrombocytosis. 339 00:18:54,613 --> 00:18:55,823 OK. 340 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:01,912 You're mad I didn't ask you to dinner? How long have we been dating? 341 00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:04,290 It felt like an order. Your tone of voice was... 342 00:19:04,415 --> 00:19:06,500 My tone? I'm under a little pressure right now. 343 00:19:06,625 --> 00:19:09,336 - How about giving me a break? - Look, this is tough for both of us, 344 00:19:09,462 --> 00:19:11,297 except I haven't just gotten a promotion. 345 00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:15,134 - So, now you're jealous? - No. I'm just saying don't complain 346 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:17,887 about the burdens of command to your employees. 347 00:19:18,012 --> 00:19:20,598 I was complaining to my girlfriend. 348 00:19:21,056 --> 00:19:24,935 - Who are those guys? - I have no idea. 349 00:19:30,524 --> 00:19:31,776 Meet the competition. 350 00:19:31,901 --> 00:19:34,069 Steve Paulson, Neurology, St. Mark's. 351 00:19:34,195 --> 00:19:36,280 - Nice to meet you. - You called another doctor? 352 00:19:36,405 --> 00:19:39,200 Lots of other doctors. I posted my symptoms on the internet. 353 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:41,494 You guys are 0-for-2. I thought I'd look for some backup. 354 00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:44,121 I can cure all your symptoms with my papaya toxin cleanse. 355 00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,665 Month's supply, $395. 356 00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,126 OK, that guy's an idiot. That doesn't mean they all are. 357 00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,545 Neither one of you have privileges at this hospital, 358 00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:54,215 please leave. Now. 359 00:19:55,674 --> 00:19:57,760 DR. PAULSON: Dr. Foreman, sorry for the intrusion, 360 00:19:57,885 --> 00:20:00,137 but I notice you haven't done a head MRI yet. 361 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:01,472 Because he doesn't need one. 362 00:20:01,597 --> 00:20:03,057 I'm pretty sure he's got a brain tumor. 363 00:20:03,182 --> 00:20:06,352 We considered that and concluded thrombocytosis is more likely. 364 00:20:06,477 --> 00:20:08,020 I'm starting him on hydroxyurea. 365 00:20:08,145 --> 00:20:10,648 His platelets don't seem anywhere near high enough. 366 00:20:10,773 --> 00:20:13,567 - If you took an image, I'm sure... - There are no signs of increased ICP. 367 00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:16,153 - I'm not delaying treatment. - Looks like we need a tiebreaker. 368 00:20:16,278 --> 00:20:18,030 Dr. Hadley, what do you think? 369 00:20:20,282 --> 00:20:22,034 I think both theories have merit. 370 00:20:22,159 --> 00:20:26,080 So, brain tumor, otherwise you'd back your boss/boyfriend. 371 00:20:26,205 --> 00:20:27,957 I want an MRI. 372 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,336 Fine. I'll set it up. 373 00:20:40,636 --> 00:20:43,389 Great, you're up. I need a taster. 374 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:47,810 Ragl': with pork sausage, beef thigh, no cream. 375 00:20:51,355 --> 00:20:53,357 It's a little early. 376 00:21:00,364 --> 00:21:03,742 - Did you even go to bed last night? - Bed is for sissies. 377 00:21:03,868 --> 00:21:06,328 Unless you're having sex, in which case... 378 00:21:06,453 --> 00:21:08,122 No, bed is still for sissies. 379 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:11,166 Doesn't this seem a little bit obsessive? 380 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,419 You should have been here when I was butchering the ox. 381 00:21:13,544 --> 00:21:16,005 What do you expect? I'm an addict, I turn everything up to 11. 382 00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:18,465 Yeah, I thought you were trying to tone that down. 383 00:21:18,591 --> 00:21:21,051 No, I'm just trying to find something I can set at 11 384 00:21:21,176 --> 00:21:24,430 without blowing out my eardrums. Star anise with the caramelized onions, 385 00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:27,725 the sulfur compounds bring out the meat flavor. 386 00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:33,230 I couldn't sleep because of my leg. 387 00:21:33,355 --> 00:21:37,359 It was either make ragl': or go out on the street looking to score. 388 00:21:41,196 --> 00:21:45,618 Good choice. So, so good. 389 00:21:54,043 --> 00:21:55,586 He asked me a question, I answered. 390 00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:58,547 You told me to make my own decisions, I do, and you stab me in the back. 391 00:21:58,672 --> 00:22:00,257 I didn't even say what I really thought. 392 00:22:00,382 --> 00:22:02,217 I hedged, and I don't like that I hedged. 393 00:22:02,343 --> 00:22:05,262 - If I have a legitimate opinion... - You express it in private. 394 00:22:05,387 --> 00:22:07,932 In public, the team opinion is your opinion. 395 00:22:08,057 --> 00:22:11,185 Except the team opinion is your opinion. 396 00:22:11,310 --> 00:22:12,728 - That's my job. - And what's mine? 397 00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:15,481 To lie when I'm asked a direct question? 398 00:22:16,774 --> 00:22:18,150 You would have done it for House. 399 00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:20,110 Maybe you just don't want me to succeed. 400 00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:24,531 Maybe you just want to kick me again for not asking you to dinner. 401 00:22:24,657 --> 00:22:27,451 At least when House was being an unbelievable jerk, 402 00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,244 I could talk to my boyfriend about it. 403 00:22:29,370 --> 00:22:33,123 I may be a jerk, but you're wrong. MRI is clean. 404 00:22:34,375 --> 00:22:36,502 Treat for thrombocytosis. 405 00:22:44,468 --> 00:22:45,761 You're early. 406 00:22:46,553 --> 00:22:48,138 For what? 407 00:22:48,263 --> 00:22:51,308 I knew you'd show up here complaining about Foreman. 408 00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:54,144 I thought you'd hold out for another week at least. 409 00:22:54,269 --> 00:22:56,313 I showed up to ask if you've seen thromobocytosis 410 00:22:56,438 --> 00:23:00,567 - with a platelet count under... - I went crazy, not stupid. 411 00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:04,029 I leave, Foreman embraces his inner Mugabe. 412 00:23:04,947 --> 00:23:08,409 - What's that? - Embryonali. Unhatched chicken egg. 413 00:23:09,326 --> 00:23:12,705 I'm going to suck out some of the yolk and replace it with ragfl. 414 00:23:12,830 --> 00:23:15,207 By the way, you can tell the other lepers 415 00:23:15,332 --> 00:23:18,168 - that their absence has been noted. - Cameron didn't come by? 416 00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:21,547 Daddy's little co-dependent is all grown up. 417 00:23:22,089 --> 00:23:25,300 Making room for Daddy's hot bisexual with boyfriend problems. 418 00:23:25,426 --> 00:23:27,594 It's not a problem, it's... 419 00:23:30,139 --> 00:23:32,266 Okay, it's a problem. 420 00:23:32,391 --> 00:23:36,562 I mean, I get it, the patient's a nightmare. He posted his case online. 421 00:23:37,104 --> 00:23:39,356 You know Foreman, you know the situation. 422 00:23:39,481 --> 00:23:43,318 - How can I get him to tone it down? - Stop being a coward, for one thing. 423 00:23:43,444 --> 00:23:45,070 He's the one who's afraid of failure. 424 00:23:45,195 --> 00:23:47,239 In a job that no one before me has ever done. 425 00:23:47,364 --> 00:23:51,326 His fears are justified. You're just afraid of giving him control over you. 426 00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:52,453 Which might work at home, 427 00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:54,747 but makes it almost impossible for him to do his job. 428 00:23:54,872 --> 00:23:56,749 Pass me those crackers. 429 00:23:57,916 --> 00:24:00,294 You're saying this is all my fault? 430 00:24:00,419 --> 00:24:05,799 I'm saying that you would be happier if you learned when it's OK to give in. 431 00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:09,178 What? 432 00:24:09,303 --> 00:24:12,848 You just suggested that I give in so that I could be happy. 433 00:24:13,307 --> 00:24:16,435 - What did they do to you in there? - Taste this. 434 00:24:28,197 --> 00:24:29,490 Oh, my God. 435 00:24:32,826 --> 00:24:35,829 This might be the best thing I've ever eaten. 436 00:24:37,289 --> 00:24:40,125 And, yes, I'm including what you're thinking of now. 437 00:24:40,250 --> 00:24:42,252 You're an amazing cook! 438 00:24:43,378 --> 00:24:44,713 I know. 439 00:24:47,382 --> 00:24:49,635 And yet, my leg hurts. 440 00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:53,972 - Fire her. - (SCOFFS) I'm not gonna fire her. 441 00:24:54,098 --> 00:24:56,391 - Then stop being such a wuss. - I am not being a wuss. 442 00:24:56,517 --> 00:24:58,352 Challenging you is part of her job. 443 00:24:58,477 --> 00:25:00,395 But when she does it, you take it personally. 444 00:25:00,521 --> 00:25:03,065 - So you're saying this is my fault. - (LIFT BELL DINGING) 445 00:25:03,190 --> 00:25:05,400 I was trying to bury it a little, but, yeah. 446 00:25:05,526 --> 00:25:08,403 You gotta eliminate either the challenge or the reaction. 447 00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:10,656 Or we could stick with my original plan. 448 00:25:10,781 --> 00:25:13,075 We get drunk and talk about how girls are lame. 449 00:25:13,200 --> 00:25:14,201 (LAUGHS) 450 00:25:14,326 --> 00:25:17,704 Yeah, this problem will go away on its own. 451 00:25:19,998 --> 00:25:22,126 (TELEVISION CHATTERING) 452 00:25:26,713 --> 00:25:28,507 It's 8:00 in the morning. 453 00:25:28,632 --> 00:25:29,842 Coffee ice cream. 454 00:25:30,676 --> 00:25:33,512 No frittata, no bombolini? 455 00:25:33,637 --> 00:25:35,305 Started thinking about what you said, 456 00:25:35,430 --> 00:25:38,851 about me obsessing. Started obsessing about obsessing, 457 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:42,563 - decided to take a day off. - You were enjoying cooking. 458 00:25:42,980 --> 00:25:46,817 How like a man to think that I enjoy slaving over a hot stove all day 459 00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:48,861 while you're off banging secretaries. 460 00:25:48,986 --> 00:25:50,821 You said it was keeping your mind off the pain. 461 00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:54,533 That was before I discovered The Biggest Loser marathon on cable. 462 00:25:54,658 --> 00:25:57,494 I like to pretend they can see me eating. 463 00:25:58,787 --> 00:26:01,165 - And your leg? - It's fine. 464 00:26:05,961 --> 00:26:07,713 My leg's killing me. 465 00:26:08,714 --> 00:26:11,758 Cooking helped for a while, then I guess I got bored. 466 00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:13,468 My leg started hurting again. 467 00:26:13,594 --> 00:26:15,888 Then I got worried, and that made the pain worse. 468 00:26:16,013 --> 00:26:17,723 What are you worried about? 469 00:26:17,848 --> 00:26:19,641 That nothing's gonna help. 470 00:26:19,766 --> 00:26:22,728 That I end up in the Very Dark Place. 471 00:26:24,855 --> 00:26:28,442 I'm fine, I'm just not happy. 472 00:26:28,567 --> 00:26:30,277 I didn't let you out because you were happy. 473 00:26:30,402 --> 00:26:33,488 I let you out because I believe you have the skills to cope with that. 474 00:26:33,614 --> 00:26:37,075 You tried one thing, it didn't work, so move on. 475 00:26:38,076 --> 00:26:40,662 - Write, play chess... - What if nothing works? 476 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:42,623 What if nothing gives me more than a few days 477 00:26:42,748 --> 00:26:44,625 before my brain starts looking for the next fix, 478 00:26:44,750 --> 00:26:47,753 before my leg feels like someone's shoving nails into it. 479 00:26:47,878 --> 00:26:49,922 What do I do then? 480 00:26:50,047 --> 00:26:53,467 If nothing in the world can hold your interest... 481 00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:56,720 ...we'll deal with that when we get to it. 482 00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:59,848 But you have to trust me, and you have to be patient. 483 00:27:05,270 --> 00:27:07,189 I brought you a donut. 484 00:27:08,106 --> 00:27:10,067 The florist was closed. 485 00:27:10,859 --> 00:27:13,445 I'll get a vase and put it in water. 486 00:27:18,075 --> 00:27:20,911 You know I'm sorry, right? 487 00:27:21,328 --> 00:27:22,788 I'm sorry, too. 488 00:27:24,206 --> 00:27:29,544 Do you think... we could start over? 489 00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:32,464 That's a fantastic idea. 490 00:27:37,386 --> 00:27:39,638 - We're gonna be late. - Your boss won't mind. 491 00:27:39,763 --> 00:27:41,265 (SHE LAUGHS) 492 00:27:42,641 --> 00:27:44,268 (PAGER BEEPING) 493 00:27:45,310 --> 00:27:46,603 No way. 494 00:27:49,564 --> 00:27:52,442 His lymph nodes blew up. He's been treated for thrombocytosis, 495 00:27:52,567 --> 00:27:55,028 - but there's been no change. - FOREMAN: I was wrong. 496 00:27:55,153 --> 00:27:58,073 God, you are a genius. I'm adding this to my list of symptoms. 497 00:27:58,198 --> 00:28:00,784 - That didn't work last time. - Because I didn't think big enough. 498 00:28:00,909 --> 00:28:03,495 Now I'm offering a $25,000 reward. 499 00:28:05,747 --> 00:28:07,457 (DOOR OPENS) 500 00:28:24,308 --> 00:28:26,435 (CLICKING SWITCH ON AND OFF) 501 00:28:54,796 --> 00:28:56,298 (PHONES RINGING) 502 00:28:56,423 --> 00:28:58,508 Steroids reduced his facial swelling. 503 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:00,677 Swollen lymph nodes rule out thrombocytosis. 504 00:29:00,802 --> 00:29:02,763 How did so many people get my personal email? 505 00:29:02,888 --> 00:29:04,473 The internet is a magical place. 506 00:29:04,598 --> 00:29:05,849 (RINGING) 507 00:29:05,974 --> 00:29:07,976 Lymph enlargement makes me think polyarteritis. 508 00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:10,562 (STOPS RINGING) You were saying? 509 00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:14,649 (SIGHS) No point in treating the symptom and not the disease. 510 00:29:16,902 --> 00:29:18,820 Your stunt generated quite a few responses. 511 00:29:18,945 --> 00:29:20,572 - Let's take a look. - I'm way ahead of you. 512 00:29:20,697 --> 00:29:22,866 Paraneoplastic syndrome secondary to spinal tumor. 513 00:29:22,991 --> 00:29:25,911 No. No hypercalcemia, no muscle spasms or incontinence. 514 00:29:26,036 --> 00:29:28,038 You are possessed by the Biblical demon Legion. 515 00:29:28,163 --> 00:29:30,165 No. No jumping off a cliff in a herd of pigs. 516 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,584 Otherwise, it did fit. Graves' disease. 517 00:29:32,709 --> 00:29:34,127 No. Thyroid levels are normal. 518 00:29:34,252 --> 00:29:37,089 You want us to spend next few days shooting down every theory in the world, 519 00:29:37,214 --> 00:29:39,216 or can we do our jobs and come up with one that works? 520 00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:41,968 I want you to test me for amyloidosis. 521 00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:44,638 - Is that your professional opinion? - It's the wisdom of crowds. 522 00:29:44,763 --> 00:29:46,765 Studies show that collective decision of a group 523 00:29:46,890 --> 00:29:49,142 can be more accurate than any individual's decision. 524 00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:52,104 I went through my emails, amyloidosis got the most votes. 525 00:29:52,229 --> 00:29:55,524 If you had amyloidosis, there'd be speckling on your cardiac ultrasound. 526 00:29:55,649 --> 00:29:57,734 In 100% of cases? 527 00:29:59,736 --> 00:30:01,405 Fine. I'll make you a deal. 528 00:30:01,530 --> 00:30:03,949 We do a kidney biopsy to test for amyloidosis. 529 00:30:04,074 --> 00:30:05,325 When it comes back negative, 530 00:30:05,450 --> 00:30:08,203 you pull your case off of the internet and retract the reward. 531 00:30:08,328 --> 00:30:11,206 It's either that or I don't test you at all. 532 00:30:12,332 --> 00:30:13,500 Deal. 533 00:30:24,302 --> 00:30:26,596 If you wanted a quickie, you should have called ahead. 534 00:30:26,721 --> 00:30:28,348 I'm a mess. 535 00:30:29,015 --> 00:30:31,059 I came home for lunch. 536 00:30:31,184 --> 00:30:33,145 You have lunch with Cuddy on Tuesdays. 537 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:34,813 She was busy. 538 00:30:34,938 --> 00:30:36,481 And you are checking up on me. 539 00:30:39,276 --> 00:30:42,320 You know, you can talk to me... Is that my laundry? 540 00:30:42,446 --> 00:30:45,323 You were running out of socks for me to borrow. 541 00:30:46,074 --> 00:30:48,160 We have plenty of underwear, though. 542 00:30:49,202 --> 00:30:51,663 - I'm fine. - You said that this morning. 543 00:30:51,788 --> 00:30:54,458 And consistency proves what? 544 00:30:54,916 --> 00:30:58,170 Really, I'm good. I'll put these in your room. 545 00:30:59,754 --> 00:31:04,342 (SINGING) You always hurt the one you love 546 00:31:10,974 --> 00:31:16,771 Biopsy showed deposits in the renal endothelium consistent with amyloidosis. 547 00:31:17,481 --> 00:31:20,358 The internet was right. Start him on dexamethasone. 548 00:31:20,484 --> 00:31:25,864 Already done. This may not be the best time for this, but I quit. 549 00:31:27,449 --> 00:31:30,368 I got an offer to join a friend's surgical practice. 550 00:31:31,161 --> 00:31:34,080 You don't generally get an offer unless you're looking for one. 551 00:31:34,206 --> 00:31:37,250 I put out some feelers when I found out House wasn't coming back. 552 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:41,296 I lobbied to keep the department open so you could keep your job. 553 00:31:41,421 --> 00:31:44,966 Yes, that was incredibly altruistic of you. 554 00:31:48,345 --> 00:31:52,641 It's nothing personal. Actually, I think you're doing pretty well. 555 00:31:54,726 --> 00:31:57,354 But I came here to work with House. 556 00:32:04,986 --> 00:32:08,156 He's a jerk. We'll be fine without him. 557 00:32:08,573 --> 00:32:11,952 Do you know how many resumes we get every day without even asking? 558 00:32:12,077 --> 00:32:14,746 Might be a few less after Cuddy shuts us down. 559 00:32:15,247 --> 00:32:18,208 The case got solved under your watch. 560 00:32:18,333 --> 00:32:20,168 Does it really matter how it happened? 561 00:32:22,337 --> 00:32:23,588 It matters. 562 00:32:27,092 --> 00:32:29,928 What if I'm just not ready for this job? 563 00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:34,683 OK, you're sad. 564 00:32:35,976 --> 00:32:40,313 I could tell you the story about me and my roommate at Sarah Lawrence. 565 00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:42,315 OK. 566 00:32:45,402 --> 00:32:50,407 Her name was Lindsey, and she was a cheerleader from Iowa. 567 00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:55,745 I broke my toilet this morning. 568 00:32:57,455 --> 00:32:59,040 I'll get my tools. 569 00:32:59,165 --> 00:33:02,961 I blocked the intake valve so I could collect some of House's urine. 570 00:33:03,086 --> 00:33:05,171 Cuddy, he was barely limping. 571 00:33:05,297 --> 00:33:07,924 - What did the lab say? - The urine was clean for Vicodin. 572 00:33:08,049 --> 00:33:11,344 It did, however, contain strange epithelial cells. 573 00:33:11,469 --> 00:33:15,432 Further analysis showed they were from a Labrador Retriever. 574 00:33:17,309 --> 00:33:18,435 Damn. 575 00:33:19,894 --> 00:33:21,521 He's using. 576 00:33:39,873 --> 00:33:41,541 (PANTS) 577 00:33:50,383 --> 00:33:52,385 (SQUEAKING) 578 00:34:11,154 --> 00:34:12,155 (SHRIEKING) 579 00:34:12,280 --> 00:34:13,573 (GASPS) 580 00:34:56,908 --> 00:34:59,994 Vince, Vince. Vince, relax. 581 00:35:00,120 --> 00:35:01,913 (DISTORTED VOICE) It's Dr. Foreman. 582 00:35:07,210 --> 00:35:09,087 (BREATH ES HEAVILY) 583 00:35:11,214 --> 00:35:12,632 (RUMBLING) 584 00:35:15,927 --> 00:35:17,554 (SHRIEKING) 585 00:35:27,731 --> 00:35:33,611 Kill it! Kill it! No! I don't have my blaster. 586 00:35:36,698 --> 00:35:38,450 He's hallucinating cos he's burning up. 587 00:35:38,575 --> 00:35:40,702 Amyloidosis wouldn't do this. 588 00:35:46,458 --> 00:35:47,959 THIRTEEN: Antipyretics didn't work. 589 00:35:48,084 --> 00:35:50,795 Hopefully the cold tub will get his temp down. 590 00:35:51,921 --> 00:35:54,007 Maybe we should see if anyone's sent in other ideas. 591 00:35:54,132 --> 00:35:55,633 Maybe the reward money attracted... 592 00:35:55,759 --> 00:35:57,635 No, I'm not letting anyone else jerk us around. 593 00:35:57,761 --> 00:36:00,054 The masses were wrong about amyloidosis. 594 00:36:00,180 --> 00:36:01,473 They don't know about the fever. 595 00:36:01,598 --> 00:36:04,851 I'm going with Light-Chain Deposition Disorder. 596 00:36:04,976 --> 00:36:06,978 You OK with that? 597 00:36:07,103 --> 00:36:08,188 Yes. 598 00:36:16,738 --> 00:36:20,074 We think you have a disease called LCDD. 599 00:36:20,200 --> 00:36:22,285 It causes proteins to build up in your organs. 600 00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:23,661 You think? 601 00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:27,749 We can't definitely confirm the diagnosis. 602 00:36:28,333 --> 00:36:30,001 And our only chance of beating this 603 00:36:30,126 --> 00:36:32,504 would be to start you on high-dose chemotherapy. 604 00:36:32,629 --> 00:36:36,591 But I do have to warn you that in your condition, it might kill you. 605 00:36:39,886 --> 00:36:43,056 Do you want me to get you some more information? 606 00:36:43,890 --> 00:36:47,143 You're my doctor, I trust you. 607 00:36:48,853 --> 00:36:50,522 No, you don't. 608 00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:53,358 You're scared, and you don't want to make this decision. 609 00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:05,787 My career is riding on this case. 610 00:37:05,912 --> 00:37:07,914 Nowhere near as important as your life. 611 00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:14,712 But I think the best shot for both of us is to treat for LCDD. 612 00:37:16,840 --> 00:37:17,841 OK. 613 00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:24,430 Alright. Let's get you out of this tub and into chemo. 614 00:37:28,810 --> 00:37:31,062 WILSON: We know you're back on Vicodin. 615 00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:33,314 No. The only thing you know is that I'm a genius 616 00:37:33,439 --> 00:37:35,567 who got a dog to pee in your toilet. 617 00:37:35,692 --> 00:37:39,696 You don't know how I did it, or, more interestingly, where I peed. 618 00:37:39,821 --> 00:37:41,614 House, you've spent the last three months... 619 00:37:41,739 --> 00:37:43,324 Et tu, Butte? 620 00:37:43,449 --> 00:37:45,785 You got no reason to be here, he's the one I was jerking around. 621 00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,495 Why is your leg better? 622 00:37:47,620 --> 00:37:49,998 Ow! It hurts. Please go away now. 623 00:37:50,123 --> 00:37:52,500 If you really think I'm using, how about asking me 624 00:37:52,625 --> 00:37:54,335 before taking a wrench to your plumbing? 625 00:37:54,460 --> 00:37:55,545 House, you're an addict. 626 00:37:55,670 --> 00:37:58,506 You can't be surprised if we can't take you at your word. 627 00:37:58,631 --> 00:38:03,553 Fine. Let's get you some proof. Hide your eyes, ladies. 628 00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:06,764 - House. - You, too. 629 00:38:07,181 --> 00:38:09,100 (HOUSE URINATING) 630 00:38:09,225 --> 00:38:10,602 (SIGHS) 631 00:38:10,727 --> 00:38:13,104 My godson made me that mug. 632 00:38:13,229 --> 00:38:16,649 If the lab says this is Retriever, too, please let me know right away. 633 00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:20,904 It'd explain my overwhelming desire to wipe my butt on your carpet. 634 00:38:23,781 --> 00:38:25,742 Thank you for dragging me into this. 635 00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:47,889 Stop the chemo, he's got Fabry's disease. 636 00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:49,057 He was in a tub for an hour, 637 00:38:49,182 --> 00:38:51,309 his fingers should have pruned, but they didn't. 638 00:38:51,434 --> 00:38:54,771 Already stopped chemo, and confirmed Fabry's. 639 00:38:54,896 --> 00:38:58,608 I'm glad you both agree but could somebody loop me in here? 640 00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:00,485 We assumed the deposits in your kidneys 641 00:39:00,610 --> 00:39:02,695 were proteins, but they were fats. 642 00:39:02,820 --> 00:39:05,990 Fabry's makes them build up in your organs, choke your nerves, 643 00:39:06,115 --> 00:39:08,743 keep your fingers from pruning in water. 644 00:39:08,868 --> 00:39:12,330 - It's chronic but manageable. - How did you figure it out? 645 00:39:17,085 --> 00:39:20,838 Iodide mumps. His lymph nodes swelled up after the head CT. 646 00:39:20,964 --> 00:39:23,049 We thought it was a new symptom, but it wasn't, 647 00:39:23,174 --> 00:39:24,842 it was a reaction to the contrast. 648 00:39:24,968 --> 00:39:28,888 Iodide mumps takes lymph nodes off the table. Remove that symptom... 649 00:39:30,431 --> 00:39:32,475 And that just came to you? 650 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:36,521 I looked through the online responses again. 651 00:39:36,646 --> 00:39:38,648 Someone posted it this morning. 652 00:39:47,865 --> 00:39:49,158 (DOOR OPENS) 653 00:39:52,954 --> 00:39:56,916 I heard Cuddy made it official. Department's yours. Congrats. 654 00:40:01,546 --> 00:40:02,964 I'm sorry. 655 00:40:03,840 --> 00:40:05,675 I went behind your back. 656 00:40:05,800 --> 00:40:08,928 On a scale of one to 10, how mad are you? 657 00:40:09,846 --> 00:40:13,766 A seven. And that's stupid. 658 00:40:14,934 --> 00:40:16,269 You did the right thing. 659 00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:18,438 It's my fault you thought you had to go behind my back. 660 00:40:18,563 --> 00:40:19,689 I should have stood up to you. 661 00:40:19,814 --> 00:40:22,942 But you didn't cos you didn't want to fight again. 662 00:40:25,445 --> 00:40:28,823 It's our first case, it'll take time to adjust. 663 00:40:32,660 --> 00:40:36,914 What if by the time we get adjusted, we don't like each other anymore? 664 00:40:37,040 --> 00:40:39,542 - That's not gonna happen. - Are you sure? 665 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:44,005 Cos ever since I took this job, we've been making each other miserable. 666 00:40:48,176 --> 00:40:50,845 I really don't think this is gonna work. 667 00:40:56,851 --> 00:40:59,479 - You're breaking up with me? - No. 668 00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:03,107 The other night, when I thought I was done, you were there. 669 00:41:03,900 --> 00:41:05,401 I need you. 670 00:41:07,779 --> 00:41:09,781 I don't want to lose you. 671 00:41:11,783 --> 00:41:13,534 Then, why are you... 672 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:23,044 You're firing me. 673 00:41:28,341 --> 00:41:29,842 I'm sorry. 674 00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:35,932 I slipped. 675 00:41:37,809 --> 00:41:39,352 You took Vicodin? 676 00:41:47,276 --> 00:41:48,736 (READING) $25,000. 677 00:41:50,488 --> 00:41:52,949 I solved my old team's case. 678 00:41:53,908 --> 00:41:55,660 I was about to take the pills, I went online, 679 00:41:55,785 --> 00:41:58,538 I found people posting medical problems. 680 00:41:58,663 --> 00:42:03,084 And my leg stopped hurting. 681 00:42:05,586 --> 00:42:06,712 Oh. 682 00:42:08,089 --> 00:42:09,215 Oh? 683 00:42:11,217 --> 00:42:14,178 I'm supposed to be changing my life. This is not a change. 684 00:42:14,303 --> 00:42:16,347 Maybe I was wrong. 685 00:42:16,472 --> 00:42:18,850 Says the guy making sand castles in my brain. 686 00:42:18,975 --> 00:42:20,309 We need to keep you from using. 687 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:24,147 Taking your job away, the medical puzzles, nearly drove you back to it. 688 00:42:24,272 --> 00:42:29,527 Maybe diagnostic medicine is the key to keeping you clean. 689 00:42:31,988 --> 00:42:35,074 So you're OK with me going online, solving cases? 690 00:42:35,199 --> 00:42:39,203 No. You can't sit all day in a room by yourself. 691 00:42:39,328 --> 00:42:41,998 Isolation fosters depression. 692 00:42:42,123 --> 00:42:44,041 The hospital is part of my old life. 693 00:42:44,167 --> 00:42:47,378 If I go back, I might become 694 00:42:47,503 --> 00:42:49,547 who I was before, pills and all. 695 00:42:49,672 --> 00:42:51,549 That's a possibility. 696 00:42:51,674 --> 00:42:53,926 But could be, 697 00:42:54,051 --> 00:42:57,221 the only thing worse for you than going back to diagnostic medicine... 698 00:42:59,056 --> 00:43:00,808 ...is not going back. 699 00:43:11,110 --> 00:43:13,112 Guess we're gonna find out.