1 00:00:02,691 --> 00:00:04,526 (SOMBER MUSIC) 2 00:01:32,864 --> 00:01:34,116 Help! 3 00:01:36,827 --> 00:01:38,245 Help me! 4 00:02:33,842 --> 00:02:35,844 (WOMAN TALKING ON PA) 5 00:02:39,890 --> 00:02:43,810 - Dry heaves are gone, so am I. - I'll check with the doctor. 6 00:02:43,935 --> 00:02:47,189 No, no, no. I'm here voluntarily. Just got to check with me. 7 00:02:47,314 --> 00:02:50,609 I'm sorry. Dr. Nolan left specific instructions. 8 00:02:53,945 --> 00:02:56,615 She's not sick, she's scared. So tell her to tell... 9 00:02:56,740 --> 00:02:57,866 HOUSE: Wow. 10 00:02:59,034 --> 00:03:00,994 And he's black. 11 00:03:01,787 --> 00:03:05,290 Thought you'd be a little more sensitive on the slavery issue. 12 00:03:17,093 --> 00:03:19,179 - You can't keep me. - Dr. House, you look a lot better. 13 00:03:19,304 --> 00:03:23,016 I am a lot better. No painkillers, no hallucinations. 14 00:03:23,141 --> 00:03:26,812 Leg hurts, but it's manageable. Great job. Gonna miss you. 15 00:03:26,937 --> 00:03:28,897 Want to start missing you as soon as possible. 16 00:03:29,022 --> 00:03:31,441 Well, legally, you're free to go whenever you want, 17 00:03:31,566 --> 00:03:32,776 but I suggest you stay. 18 00:03:32,901 --> 00:03:34,194 I'll take it under advisement. 19 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:36,863 If you thought the hallucinations were from your Vicodin problem, 20 00:03:36,988 --> 00:03:39,157 why didn't you just check yourself into a rehab facility? 21 00:03:39,282 --> 00:03:41,409 I was deluded into thinking I might be crazy. 22 00:03:41,535 --> 00:03:43,662 But you have been abusing Vicodin for years. 23 00:03:43,787 --> 00:03:45,914 Never had delusions, never had trouble sleeping, 24 00:03:46,039 --> 00:03:49,626 never had any problems, other than narcissism and anti-social behavior, 25 00:03:49,751 --> 00:03:53,046 until two colleagues died, your father died. 26 00:03:54,297 --> 00:03:59,803 - Your issues run deeper than Vicodin. - That's not gonna cheer me up, is it? 27 00:03:59,928 --> 00:04:01,930 You need to be transferred to our long-term ward, 28 00:04:02,055 --> 00:04:04,015 started on medication, talk therapy... 29 00:04:04,140 --> 00:04:05,725 Yeah. I get it. 30 00:04:05,851 --> 00:04:09,729 Just one thing I'm getting hung up on. I can leave whenever I want. 31 00:04:09,855 --> 00:04:11,690 How about I start with that? 32 00:04:12,607 --> 00:04:15,360 You can't go back to practicing medicine. 33 00:04:19,197 --> 00:04:22,951 I don't want to practice medicine. I've decided I want to be an astronaut. 34 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:25,912 Well, if you want your state astronaut's license, 35 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:27,747 you're gonna need my recommendation. 36 00:04:29,082 --> 00:04:33,128 Is that a popular new treatment, blackmail? 37 00:04:33,253 --> 00:04:35,297 You need to get better. 38 00:04:40,677 --> 00:04:42,596 Welcome to Ward Six. 39 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:56,568 So, brass tacks. 40 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:59,821 What do I have to do and how long do I have to be here? 41 00:04:59,946 --> 00:05:02,407 Depends on you. Process is pretty basic. 42 00:05:02,532 --> 00:05:05,702 If you follow the schedule, agree to take meds, 43 00:05:05,827 --> 00:05:08,747 participate in group and individual therapy, we can work on goals... 44 00:05:08,872 --> 00:05:10,957 - I set a goal. - Excellent. What is it? 45 00:05:11,082 --> 00:05:14,920 My goal is to get your boss to write the letter that I want him to write. 46 00:05:15,045 --> 00:05:18,882 Now let's talk process. I can smile through gritted teeth and play nice, 47 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:21,635 but there are serious risks of violence involved in that choice. 48 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:24,054 So I'm going with turning this ward upside down, 49 00:05:24,179 --> 00:05:27,223 making you and your boss' job and life so unmanageable 50 00:05:27,349 --> 00:05:30,393 that he'll write whatever he has to write to get rid of me. 51 00:05:30,518 --> 00:05:32,979 - SAFER: He's all set. - Thanks. 52 00:05:43,239 --> 00:05:44,866 (EXCLAIMING OUTSIDE) 53 00:05:47,160 --> 00:05:50,038 ALVIE: Yo, I don't need an escort. Get off me. 54 00:05:50,163 --> 00:05:52,499 Who are you? You believe these guys? 55 00:05:52,624 --> 00:05:55,418 Lecturing me on manic depression, like I couldn't write a book or two. 56 00:05:55,543 --> 00:05:58,129 I stopped taking my meds because I want to stop taking my meds, 57 00:05:58,254 --> 00:06:01,967 because nothing is wrong with me. No reason to keep dragging me back here. 58 00:06:02,092 --> 00:06:05,261 When I'm on them, everything slows down, that's when the problem is. 59 00:06:05,387 --> 00:06:08,139 Hey, nice to see you. My roomie last time couldn't stand me. 60 00:06:08,264 --> 00:06:09,307 Really? 61 00:06:09,432 --> 00:06:11,184 I'm Juan Alvarez. J.A.'s my stage name, 62 00:06:11,309 --> 00:06:13,645 but Alvie's what everybody around here calls me. 63 00:06:13,770 --> 00:06:16,064 Like the Woody Allen character in Annie Hall, 64 00:06:16,189 --> 00:06:19,025 but the Puerto Rican version and not as neurotic. 65 00:06:19,150 --> 00:06:21,319 So, what do I call you? 66 00:06:21,444 --> 00:06:23,655 You're actually waiting for an answer this time? 67 00:06:23,780 --> 00:06:25,991 - You can call me House. - (EXCLAIMS) 68 00:06:26,116 --> 00:06:29,160 He's a brick house 69 00:06:31,454 --> 00:06:32,664 ALVIE: Hey, wait up. 70 00:06:32,789 --> 00:06:35,959 I've already got the whole place wired, so I'll give you the rundown. 71 00:06:36,084 --> 00:06:40,046 Yo, everybody, this is my new roomie House, y'all. 72 00:06:40,171 --> 00:06:42,048 - Main thing you gotta know... - Is this a line? 73 00:06:42,173 --> 00:06:44,551 Hey, Gabby, meet my new roommate, House. 74 00:06:44,676 --> 00:06:47,095 - You can call him Hizzy. - No, you can't. 75 00:06:47,220 --> 00:06:48,930 Don't worry, she won't call you anything. 76 00:06:49,055 --> 00:06:51,182 She hasn't talked in like 10 years or something. 77 00:06:51,307 --> 00:06:54,853 Good you came here. You need to know the lay of the land. 78 00:06:54,978 --> 00:06:57,939 - I need to request a new room. - (LAUGHS) You're funny. 79 00:06:58,064 --> 00:06:59,774 You're also gonna come here to get your meds. 80 00:06:59,899 --> 00:07:02,360 - I'm not on any meds. - You either? Good for you. 81 00:07:02,485 --> 00:07:04,070 Tell me my mind works too fast, 82 00:07:04,195 --> 00:07:06,656 probably tell Usain Bolt he runs too fast. 83 00:07:06,781 --> 00:07:10,577 Excuse me. I know you're busy ignoring me, but my mini-bar is empty. 84 00:07:10,702 --> 00:07:12,495 You think Bolt could do the long jump? 85 00:07:12,620 --> 00:07:16,041 That sport needs to evolve, had the same world record for like 20 years. 86 00:07:16,166 --> 00:07:18,543 I think if one guy launched himself head first 87 00:07:18,668 --> 00:07:21,504 and right before he hits the ground does a front flip instead, 88 00:07:21,629 --> 00:07:23,089 get three extra feet out of that, easy. 89 00:07:23,214 --> 00:07:25,216 Go be that man. 90 00:07:27,260 --> 00:07:29,345 (SCREAMING) 91 00:07:29,471 --> 00:07:30,889 My head! 92 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:33,808 My head! 93 00:07:34,768 --> 00:07:38,271 You're not getting any Haldol. Sorry. 94 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:41,775 That's Hal. His real name is Connor, but we call him Hal because... 95 00:07:41,900 --> 00:07:43,359 Yeah. I got it. 96 00:07:44,819 --> 00:07:47,739 We can't play that. They keep it locked up. 97 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:49,324 I wish we could, but at the same time, 98 00:07:49,449 --> 00:07:51,242 you can imagine how annoying that could be. 99 00:07:51,367 --> 00:07:54,245 Crazy people playing on it all the time. We'd never get any peace. 100 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:56,206 Come on, I want to introduce you to everybody. 101 00:07:57,749 --> 00:07:59,125 You think he's serious? 102 00:07:59,250 --> 00:08:02,670 He's a doctor. He knows that acting out will only reinforce our diagnosis. 103 00:08:02,796 --> 00:08:04,380 NOLAN: Or it'll work. 104 00:08:05,298 --> 00:08:07,967 You actually think this is something we should be concerned about? 105 00:08:08,093 --> 00:08:10,470 A patient makes a threat, you should always be concerned. 106 00:08:12,430 --> 00:08:13,848 (PATIENT CLEARING THROAT) 107 00:08:17,352 --> 00:08:21,689 BEASLEY: There are two new additions to our ward. You all know Alvie. 108 00:08:21,815 --> 00:08:23,691 Thank you. Thank you. Hold your applause. 109 00:08:23,817 --> 00:08:25,318 It's great to be back here in Mayfield. 110 00:08:25,443 --> 00:08:28,321 Not just for the food, not just for the ladies... 111 00:08:28,446 --> 00:08:30,365 Well, okay, maybe just for the ladies. 112 00:08:30,490 --> 00:08:33,159 And you should also welcome Greg to the floor. 113 00:08:33,284 --> 00:08:36,079 Don't worry about the name. Just passing through. 114 00:08:36,204 --> 00:08:37,497 I don't want to break any hearts. 115 00:08:37,622 --> 00:08:40,291 - Can we go outside now? - Not now, Jay. 116 00:08:40,416 --> 00:08:44,003 So he's claustrophobic, right? You're claustrophobic. 117 00:08:44,129 --> 00:08:46,131 Can I get a pen to write this stuff down? 118 00:08:47,382 --> 00:08:49,509 Where are you going? Where's he going? 119 00:08:49,634 --> 00:08:52,679 - It's okay. - Paranoid. Check. 120 00:08:52,804 --> 00:08:56,391 Dr. Beasley, I'm having an issue with the food. 121 00:08:56,516 --> 00:08:57,725 BEASLEY: What's the problem? 122 00:08:57,851 --> 00:09:02,147 I swear I'm eating less and less and I just keep getting bigger and bigger. 123 00:09:02,272 --> 00:09:05,316 - A crayon, anybody? - We'll talk about it another time. 124 00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:08,236 I understand you all had art therapy yesterday. 125 00:09:08,361 --> 00:09:11,072 Maybe we can hang some of the new pieces on the wall. 126 00:09:11,197 --> 00:09:14,492 - Cut your wrists, huh? - Greg, there are certain topics... 127 00:09:14,617 --> 00:09:17,871 Oh. I'm sorry, is suicide taboo? 128 00:09:17,996 --> 00:09:21,749 Gosh, if I've broken a rule on my first day, I will kill myself. 129 00:09:23,376 --> 00:09:27,046 - Group's over. - That flew by. 130 00:09:27,172 --> 00:09:30,967 You realize you're not the first uncooperative patient on this floor? 131 00:09:31,092 --> 00:09:32,552 Really? ls there a club? 132 00:09:32,677 --> 00:09:36,306 Yes. Come with me to the clubhouse. 133 00:09:40,226 --> 00:09:43,062 - That didn't take long. - I'm that good. 134 00:09:51,821 --> 00:09:53,531 Come on, come on, come on. 135 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:56,284 BEASLEY: Come on, Alvie, let's see some action. 136 00:09:59,787 --> 00:10:01,706 - RICHTER: Me! Me! Me! - Pass. Pass. Pass. 137 00:10:01,831 --> 00:10:04,792 Good! Come on, guys! 138 00:10:07,545 --> 00:10:09,088 Ready to play nice? 139 00:10:09,214 --> 00:10:12,383 - Would you believe me if I said yes? - No. 140 00:10:12,508 --> 00:10:13,885 Then yes. 141 00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:16,846 You do know I'm trying to help you. 142 00:10:19,098 --> 00:10:22,101 I also know you're trying to be sweet, caring and effective. 143 00:10:22,227 --> 00:10:23,728 You're just not. 144 00:10:25,730 --> 00:10:29,776 You want out. Just talk, be honest, 145 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:33,363 try to work with people, try to deal with people. 146 00:10:36,074 --> 00:10:37,367 Okay- 147 00:10:41,955 --> 00:10:45,583 - House! House! He's on my team. - Shut up. Nobody likes you. 148 00:10:48,044 --> 00:10:49,379 - Hey. Am I crowding you? - What? 149 00:10:49,504 --> 00:10:53,383 Can't see the sun? Oh, no. Everything's closing in. 150 00:10:53,508 --> 00:10:55,927 Okay. Okay. 151 00:10:56,052 --> 00:10:59,347 He's the claustrophobic one, right? Because I'm doing this from memory. 152 00:11:00,515 --> 00:11:03,184 - You have to dribble. - Why? 153 00:11:03,309 --> 00:11:04,852 CIA satellites aren't watching me, 154 00:11:04,978 --> 00:11:08,189 they're watching you 'cause you're wearing green. 155 00:11:10,566 --> 00:11:13,152 That one was just too easy. 156 00:11:13,278 --> 00:11:17,282 Seriously, anorexia? Were you supposed to be a girl? 157 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:21,953 And in answer to your implicit question, yes, those pants do make you look fat. 158 00:11:28,501 --> 00:11:30,878 How upset were you when you woke up in the ER 159 00:11:31,004 --> 00:11:33,631 and you were still alive and a failure? 160 00:11:40,596 --> 00:11:43,474 (WHOOPS) Two-nothing, good guys. 161 00:11:47,395 --> 00:11:50,398 You're right. It is rewarding to reach out. 162 00:11:52,317 --> 00:11:54,777 You can't go up there. It's yard time right now. 163 00:11:54,902 --> 00:11:56,612 Put it on my tab. 164 00:12:00,158 --> 00:12:01,284 (MURMURS CONSOLINGLY) 165 00:12:03,995 --> 00:12:05,705 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 166 00:12:20,428 --> 00:12:22,597 I think you'll find music therapy is more effective 167 00:12:22,722 --> 00:12:25,558 if the patients are inside to hear it. 168 00:12:28,478 --> 00:12:30,521 Where'd you get the key? 169 00:12:31,522 --> 00:12:33,191 They gave it to me. 170 00:12:34,734 --> 00:12:39,489 So, if she ever talks, are we gonna get a German accent? 171 00:12:40,865 --> 00:12:44,952 No. She's my husband's sister. 172 00:12:46,287 --> 00:12:50,541 - So let him come play the piano. - He doesn't know how to play. 173 00:12:54,462 --> 00:12:57,840 Nice. A little heavy on the right foot, though. 174 00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,763 See her head? It bobs to the music. 175 00:13:04,806 --> 00:13:08,059 It's the only real reaction I'm getting from her. 176 00:13:09,685 --> 00:13:11,938 Feels like we're talking. 177 00:13:13,606 --> 00:13:15,608 You're not talking. 178 00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,528 Her head is bobbing to her pulse. 179 00:13:18,653 --> 00:13:20,863 Are you a new doctor on the ward? 180 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:22,448 Technically, yes. 181 00:13:22,573 --> 00:13:23,574 (FOOTSTEPS APPROACHING) 182 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:28,371 Can I lead this time? 183 00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:29,956 Come on. 184 00:13:30,081 --> 00:13:32,583 Leave the lid unlocked when you're done. 185 00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:38,005 (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING) 186 00:14:02,488 --> 00:14:06,409 Can you close the door? You're letting all the cool air out. 187 00:14:10,246 --> 00:14:12,540 If you keep up this scorched earth policy, 188 00:14:12,665 --> 00:14:14,750 you're gonna end up living in this room. 189 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:19,088 Are you ready to try another strategy or do you want me to leave you in here? 190 00:14:31,684 --> 00:14:32,810 (GRUNTING) 191 00:14:34,437 --> 00:14:37,064 Twenty-one. Two-one. That's game. Hey, House is back. 192 00:14:37,190 --> 00:14:38,774 DIANE: I'll get the ball. 193 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,277 ALVIE: Come on. I need some meat. I got no one left to play. 194 00:14:41,402 --> 00:14:42,403 I'll play v0"- 195 00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:45,198 Pssh, girl. Come on, House. You can serve. 196 00:14:47,950 --> 00:14:52,288 I've had some time to think about the approach I've been taking. 197 00:14:53,748 --> 00:14:58,085 I'm new, I'm unhappy here, and I've been taking it out on you guys. 198 00:15:00,046 --> 00:15:01,464 Unfairly. 199 00:15:02,840 --> 00:15:06,511 It was misdirected anger. 200 00:15:08,679 --> 00:15:14,060 'Cause when you think about it, the real jerks here are the doctors. 201 00:15:14,185 --> 00:15:15,228 BEASLEY: House. 202 00:15:16,896 --> 00:15:21,275 You see how they give you a ping-pong table, but no paddles, no net. 203 00:15:21,400 --> 00:15:24,028 - It's like they're mocking you. - Preach. 204 00:15:24,153 --> 00:15:27,073 The game is called table tennis, not table volleyball. 205 00:15:27,198 --> 00:15:29,242 Greg, you know where this is gonna end. 206 00:15:29,367 --> 00:15:31,661 Whoever saw a tennis court without a net? 207 00:15:31,786 --> 00:15:35,164 A little run-down park across from my apartment, growing up. 208 00:15:35,289 --> 00:15:38,376 Three courts, no nets, no one ever used it. 209 00:15:38,501 --> 00:15:41,087 No one's gonna try to hang themselves with a ping-pong net. 210 00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:42,672 - Of course not. - That's ridiculous. 211 00:15:42,797 --> 00:15:44,715 It ain't right, Doc. You treat us like little kids. 212 00:15:44,840 --> 00:15:47,927 Little kids are allowed to play ping-pong, they can play the piano. 213 00:15:48,052 --> 00:15:50,263 Yeah, worse than little kids. 214 00:15:50,388 --> 00:15:53,599 All right. Why don't we just go and sit down and discuss it? 215 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:56,060 No, no, no! No! I want to discuss it right here! 216 00:15:56,185 --> 00:15:57,186 (PATIENTS AGREEING) 217 00:15:57,311 --> 00:15:58,646 Guys. 218 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:01,566 (PATIENTS SHOUTING) 219 00:16:01,691 --> 00:16:02,733 Guys. 220 00:16:02,858 --> 00:16:04,735 (PATIENTS BANGING ON TABLE) 221 00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:09,323 Guys! 222 00:16:17,790 --> 00:16:19,125 We want... 223 00:16:19,250 --> 00:16:21,085 (PATIENTS STOP SHOUTING) 224 00:16:30,553 --> 00:16:34,307 House is right. I think everyone here can handle these. 225 00:16:41,397 --> 00:16:42,690 Seriously? 226 00:16:43,858 --> 00:16:46,902 Is that your strategy? Give everybody what they want, except me? 227 00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:50,740 You're a natural leader. You could do something useful down here. 228 00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:53,367 For them. Definitely for you. 229 00:16:53,492 --> 00:16:55,745 Or we could keep fighting. 230 00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:58,331 If you think you can break me, 231 00:16:58,456 --> 00:17:02,168 if you think I'm not every bit as stubborn as you. 232 00:17:10,718 --> 00:17:13,429 ALVIE: He came to fight the Man And he had the master plan 233 00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:16,932 But it started to unravel Nolan smashed him with his gavel like 234 00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:19,018 Shut up. 235 00:17:19,143 --> 00:17:21,187 So, you're gonna keep trying to make them miserable? 236 00:17:21,312 --> 00:17:22,313 No. 237 00:17:22,438 --> 00:17:24,732 - New plan? - Yep. 238 00:17:24,857 --> 00:17:27,860 - What is it? - I don't know yet. 239 00:17:28,903 --> 00:17:31,781 His mind is burning The wheels are turning 240 00:17:31,906 --> 00:17:33,074 The butter is churning 241 00:17:33,199 --> 00:17:35,618 You think Nolan can keep House from strolling? 242 00:17:35,743 --> 00:17:39,038 You know, it's easier to come up with a new plan in silence. 243 00:17:39,163 --> 00:17:41,123 Right. Cool. 244 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,837 Can I hum? 245 00:17:54,387 --> 00:17:58,641 I'd like you all to welcome another new addition to our ward. Steve. 246 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,810 Freedom Master. 247 00:18:00,935 --> 00:18:03,104 Steve Elkerton's just a cover. 248 00:18:03,229 --> 00:18:05,856 It's like Clark Kent or Bruce Wayne or Peter Parker. 249 00:18:05,981 --> 00:18:08,567 Cool, we get more Jesuses than superheroes. 250 00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,695 Well, I try to blend in, in the outside world, 251 00:18:10,820 --> 00:18:14,115 but I figure in here everybody gets it. 252 00:18:14,240 --> 00:18:16,158 Hey, we're living in the Ward of Justice. 253 00:18:16,283 --> 00:18:17,743 HIE! 254 00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:20,996 Can you explain a little more about what you think everybody gets? 255 00:18:21,122 --> 00:18:22,998 That there's good and evil in the world. 256 00:18:23,124 --> 00:18:27,712 And some people are special, and they're chosen to help keep evil forces at bay. 257 00:18:27,837 --> 00:18:30,297 You don't think you can stop bullets, do you? 258 00:18:30,423 --> 00:18:32,425 I move out of their way. 259 00:18:32,550 --> 00:18:34,218 Can you read minds? 260 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:36,929 No. 261 00:18:38,305 --> 00:18:39,890 Group time, Greg. 262 00:18:41,559 --> 00:18:42,977 Why isn't she talking? 263 00:18:46,021 --> 00:18:49,734 She needs help. She needs somebody to save her. 264 00:18:49,859 --> 00:18:52,361 That's what we're all trying to do. 265 00:18:54,071 --> 00:18:57,700 Let's take five minutes. Everybody get to know Steve. 266 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:03,748 I can fly. 267 00:19:03,873 --> 00:19:05,916 (ALVIE SNICKERING) 268 00:19:06,041 --> 00:19:10,963 I know you're scheming, working on your next elaborate plan to get out of here. 269 00:19:11,922 --> 00:19:16,093 Why don't you put the plan on hold for a few days, see what happens? 270 00:19:16,802 --> 00:19:18,804 Just let me do my job. 271 00:19:18,929 --> 00:19:23,517 If you prefer private to group, we can do that, maybe try some SSRls. 272 00:19:23,642 --> 00:19:28,189 If you think nothing's working, you can always go back to your schemes. 273 00:19:28,314 --> 00:19:30,733 God, if only you'd said that two minutes ago, 274 00:19:30,858 --> 00:19:34,236 before I came up with my new scheme. Now I'm committed. 275 00:19:34,361 --> 00:19:35,863 (LAUGHS) Get it? 276 00:19:38,324 --> 00:19:39,867 Shaq up in my area 277 00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,036 I'm a better baller and a better rapper, what? 278 00:19:42,161 --> 00:19:44,663 And I'm good at basketball, too! 279 00:19:46,081 --> 00:19:48,125 Do you have third-floor privileges? 280 00:19:48,250 --> 00:19:51,128 Ever since I shared in group about my uncle fondling me. 281 00:19:52,922 --> 00:19:54,632 - Is that true? - Yeah. 282 00:19:54,757 --> 00:19:57,635 And now I can use the third-floor vending machines. 283 00:19:57,760 --> 00:20:00,721 You eat sour cream and onion chips? I mean, the whole point is the dipping. 284 00:20:00,846 --> 00:20:03,933 We save time by not adding the mix to the sour cream, but you're missing... 285 00:20:04,058 --> 00:20:05,935 I need you to break into Nolan's office. 286 00:20:06,060 --> 00:20:07,061 Commando style. 287 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:09,897 - I want you to focus. - You want me to mess him up? 288 00:20:10,022 --> 00:20:12,274 Go into Nolan's office, look at his calendar. 289 00:20:12,399 --> 00:20:14,652 I need the name of the woman he met with at 11 :00 today. 290 00:20:14,777 --> 00:20:16,862 No problem. And I'll get you some old-school chips. 291 00:20:16,987 --> 00:20:19,865 If they have them, I'll get you some dip, but I've never seen dip... 292 00:20:19,990 --> 00:20:22,368 Yes, get me chips and dip. What else? 293 00:20:22,493 --> 00:20:25,663 I get it, I get it. Plan B. "B" is for blackmail. 294 00:20:25,788 --> 00:20:28,415 I got you covered. Commando style. 295 00:20:34,004 --> 00:20:35,589 (DOOR OPENING) 296 00:20:51,105 --> 00:20:53,440 (PLAYS OMINOUS TUNE) 297 00:21:08,873 --> 00:21:09,915 (DOOR OPENING) 298 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:13,502 Let me go! I just wanted a little snack. That ain't right. 299 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:16,797 Yo, I didn't know the machine was moved. I want some Ritz Bits. 300 00:21:16,922 --> 00:21:20,175 Yo, I might be pregnant. I get these cravings. 301 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,011 (WHISTLING) 302 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:26,640 You get the name? 303 00:21:26,765 --> 00:21:29,768 Nolan's schedule book just has a big "X" marking out the whole middle of the day. 304 00:21:29,894 --> 00:21:32,897 Then we can assume the girl he's with is called "Nooner." 305 00:21:33,022 --> 00:21:35,983 Nooner, nooner Nolan's gonna spoon her 306 00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:37,067 He's gonna fork her. 307 00:21:37,192 --> 00:21:39,528 And then he's gonna knife her. 308 00:21:40,487 --> 00:21:42,656 I didn't get a chance to check the phone or anything else. 309 00:21:42,781 --> 00:21:44,950 That's okay. I got her license plate. 310 00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:48,037 I call my friend, he gets the name, I get the letter that gets me out of here. 311 00:21:48,162 --> 00:21:50,080 You got phone privileges? 312 00:21:50,205 --> 00:21:52,958 I'm on level minus four. I'm still writing with a crayon. 313 00:21:53,083 --> 00:21:55,085 - You? - You gotta be a level five. 314 00:21:55,210 --> 00:21:58,631 That's like the top of the Space Needle. Hal's the only one that's up that high. 315 00:21:59,840 --> 00:22:00,883 Hal's a level five? 316 00:22:01,008 --> 00:22:03,677 They give him a point every time he clears his plate. 317 00:22:03,802 --> 00:22:06,472 - I've been eating his potatoes. - Will he sell you some minutes? 318 00:22:06,597 --> 00:22:08,766 No, I pay two cigarettes for the potatoes. 319 00:22:08,891 --> 00:22:10,768 Phone's worth a lot more. 320 00:22:13,103 --> 00:22:16,148 - Can you cheek a pill? - No. 321 00:22:17,816 --> 00:22:19,735 That's too bad for you. 322 00:22:27,034 --> 00:22:31,330 - You sure you're good with this? - Yeah, yeah. Gotta be done. 323 00:22:33,123 --> 00:22:35,084 So, how do we start? 324 00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:39,129 I think we just start. Make it good. Make it real. 325 00:22:42,633 --> 00:22:44,176 Just do it already. 326 00:22:45,302 --> 00:22:46,929 (ALVIE EXCLAIMING) 327 00:22:50,099 --> 00:22:52,184 (EXCLAIMING IN PAIN) 328 00:22:53,560 --> 00:22:54,979 Code Gray! 329 00:22:55,104 --> 00:22:57,606 Give me five milligrams of Haldol! 330 00:23:01,151 --> 00:23:02,778 ALVIE: Get him off me! Hey! 331 00:23:07,700 --> 00:23:09,284 Give it to him. 332 00:23:31,765 --> 00:23:33,809 Dude, that was awesome. 333 00:23:39,231 --> 00:23:41,442 You think Hal will mind if they're wet? 334 00:23:44,278 --> 00:23:46,030 (DIALING PHONE) 335 00:23:49,033 --> 00:23:50,034 WILSON: House? 336 00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:52,536 No, it's your other friend at the asylum. 337 00:23:53,996 --> 00:23:54,955 How's it going? 338 00:23:55,080 --> 00:23:57,332 Hallucinations are gone, so is the Vicodin. 339 00:23:57,458 --> 00:24:00,252 How's the leg? How's the pain? 340 00:24:00,377 --> 00:24:02,254 They got me on some non-narcotic. 341 00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,174 I'm dealing. I need you to run a license plate. 342 00:24:05,924 --> 00:24:08,093 Was there a hit-and-run on your floor? 343 00:24:08,218 --> 00:24:11,013 House, just do what you're supposed to do, 344 00:24:11,138 --> 00:24:13,849 listen to the doctors, and I'll be able to visit soon. 345 00:24:13,974 --> 00:24:17,144 Track down the owner of this car and I'll be able to visit you. 346 00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:18,353 In your office. Tomorrow. 347 00:24:18,479 --> 00:24:21,148 My doctor's too smart, too old, and too well-dressed 348 00:24:21,273 --> 00:24:22,775 to only be running one ward. 349 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:25,652 He screwed up something in his life, and I think he's doing it again. 350 00:24:25,778 --> 00:24:28,030 I need her name, so I can blackmail the blackmailer. 351 00:24:28,155 --> 00:24:30,532 House, he called me. 352 00:24:33,118 --> 00:24:34,620 What did he want to know? 353 00:24:35,871 --> 00:24:38,123 He wanted to know about you. 354 00:24:38,248 --> 00:24:40,959 He wanted to warn me that you'd be calling for something, 355 00:24:41,085 --> 00:24:45,464 and he told me if I wanted to help you get better, I had to let him do his job. 356 00:24:45,589 --> 00:24:48,342 Yeah, well, now I'm calling you to tell you that if he calls you... 357 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:52,137 House, I'm so sorry. I wish I could help you. 358 00:24:52,262 --> 00:24:53,597 You can. 359 00:25:04,358 --> 00:25:09,613 Turns out, you're my only friend. 360 00:25:11,865 --> 00:25:15,202 House ain't a newbie Now he's living on this floor 361 00:25:15,911 --> 00:25:17,371 And I hate you. 362 00:25:20,332 --> 00:25:22,584 I'm gonna cooperate. 363 00:25:22,709 --> 00:25:25,796 That's not much of a plan. That's actually their plan. 364 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:29,633 No. I'm pretty sure their plan is for me to actually swallow the pills, 365 00:25:29,758 --> 00:25:32,094 to actually cooperate. 366 00:25:32,219 --> 00:25:33,512 (LAUGHS) 367 00:25:39,393 --> 00:25:41,145 (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 368 00:26:36,992 --> 00:26:41,079 I'm so proud of my little roomie. I only taught him everything he knows. 369 00:26:42,122 --> 00:26:43,999 One, two, three. 370 00:26:46,835 --> 00:26:50,339 Okay, Stomp, you start the betting. Highest card wins. 371 00:26:51,381 --> 00:26:54,426 That's probably a fold. Richter? 372 00:26:54,551 --> 00:26:57,846 - Two cigarettes. - He's not confident, Alvie. 373 00:26:57,971 --> 00:27:01,475 You can crush him. In the form of a rhyme if you wanted. 374 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:04,978 No regrets Raise 10 cigarettes 375 00:27:05,103 --> 00:27:08,232 Whoa. That's a lot of nerve for someone with a two on their head. 376 00:27:08,357 --> 00:27:09,733 You're messing with me. 377 00:27:09,858 --> 00:27:13,111 - You can't raise 10, I only have five. - Throw in your phone card. 378 00:27:13,237 --> 00:27:16,657 - I'm not gonna throw in my phone card. - Can I play? 379 00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:19,326 - Come here. - Why? 380 00:27:20,285 --> 00:27:23,664 I want to see if you've got what it takes. Give me your best poker face. 381 00:27:26,500 --> 00:27:29,878 Too rich for my blood. You can take my seat. 382 00:27:30,003 --> 00:27:31,421 SAFER: Med time! 383 00:27:33,340 --> 00:27:34,341 How are you feeling today? 384 00:27:34,466 --> 00:27:37,094 Better than yesterday, not as good as tomorrow. 385 00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:48,563 (PIANO MUSIC PLAYING) 386 00:27:57,781 --> 00:28:00,325 I've been humming to her. 387 00:28:00,450 --> 00:28:03,453 She sways. Might be significant. 388 00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:09,960 Are you ignoring me or are you just letting my charm wash over you? 389 00:28:11,461 --> 00:28:13,922 LYDIA: Kind of tough to play and chat. 390 00:28:15,007 --> 00:28:16,258 Couple of weeks ago, 391 00:28:16,383 --> 00:28:19,761 you told me playing to her was a complete waste of time. 392 00:28:20,762 --> 00:28:23,515 You're right. Your playing does get worse when you talk. 393 00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:27,227 I assume she loved music. 394 00:28:27,352 --> 00:28:31,440 She played for the Philadelphia Philharmonic. Cello. 395 00:28:31,565 --> 00:28:35,902 If she responded to the piano, she might respond even better to the cello. 396 00:28:36,028 --> 00:28:37,696 I play a little. 397 00:28:39,531 --> 00:28:44,536 Hmm. Maybe I'll bring one in Tuesday. Thank you. 398 00:28:49,875 --> 00:28:52,002 Different desk. Different doctor. 399 00:28:52,127 --> 00:28:53,587 You've been on meds for a while now. 400 00:28:53,712 --> 00:28:55,464 I'll be checking in with you periodically 401 00:28:55,589 --> 00:28:57,090 to see if we need to adjust your dose. 402 00:28:57,215 --> 00:28:59,634 Any dry mouth? Trouble sleeping? 403 00:28:59,760 --> 00:29:01,386 No. 404 00:29:01,511 --> 00:29:03,555 Can I go now? There's a manic out there 405 00:29:03,680 --> 00:29:06,725 with a fresh carton of cigarettes and he's a terrible bluffer. 406 00:29:08,101 --> 00:29:10,812 It's nice to see that you and Alvie are friends again. 407 00:29:10,937 --> 00:29:14,066 - Tell me about your fight. - He hit me, I hit him back. 408 00:29:14,191 --> 00:29:15,817 Repeat until pulpy. 409 00:29:15,942 --> 00:29:18,445 Alvie told me you instigated the thing. 410 00:29:18,570 --> 00:29:20,364 That tends to be the way fights work. 411 00:29:20,489 --> 00:29:22,783 Different interpretations of the same circumstances. 412 00:29:22,908 --> 00:29:24,451 Very understanding attitude. 413 00:29:24,576 --> 00:29:27,287 - There's that tone again. - You're smart. 414 00:29:27,412 --> 00:29:30,707 How come every time you compliment me, it sounds like an accusation? 415 00:29:30,832 --> 00:29:33,752 You're not having any side-effects from your meds, which is unusual. 416 00:29:33,877 --> 00:29:36,380 - It's not that unusual. - The fight isn't adding up. 417 00:29:36,505 --> 00:29:39,466 Why don't you stop pretending that you haven't reached a conclusion? 418 00:29:39,591 --> 00:29:42,928 You don't trust me. Actually, it's more fundamental than that. 419 00:29:43,053 --> 00:29:45,138 - You don't like me. - I didn't say that. 420 00:29:45,263 --> 00:29:47,015 You think I'm not taking my meds. 421 00:29:47,140 --> 00:29:49,142 - Are you? - Yes. 422 00:29:50,185 --> 00:29:52,729 So, what do you want me to do? Want me to take a urine test? 423 00:29:52,854 --> 00:29:54,773 Will that earn your trust? 424 00:29:55,607 --> 00:29:56,858 Actually, yeah. 425 00:30:08,745 --> 00:30:12,165 - Have at it. - A little dignity, please. 426 00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:14,376 You know the rules. I have to watch. 427 00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:16,586 Yes, but you don't have to have courtside seats. 428 00:30:16,711 --> 00:30:18,588 Can I at least use a stall? 429 00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:34,521 (UNZIPPING PANTS) 430 00:30:43,613 --> 00:30:47,742 For he himself has said it 431 00:30:47,868 --> 00:30:52,581 And it's greatly to his credit 432 00:30:52,706 --> 00:30:56,543 That he is an Englishman 433 00:30:56,668 --> 00:31:01,798 He is 434 00:31:01,923 --> 00:31:06,428 An Englishman 435 00:31:11,600 --> 00:31:13,101 (FLUSHING) 436 00:31:19,107 --> 00:31:20,650 Get it while it's hot. 437 00:31:37,167 --> 00:31:39,044 I'm sorry I doubted you. 438 00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:45,509 Freedom Master, think you could help me out? 439 00:31:45,634 --> 00:31:48,845 You need help? Of course. That's what I do. 440 00:31:48,970 --> 00:31:51,723 Great. Could you move the piano for me? 441 00:31:53,225 --> 00:31:56,228 Five hundred pounds is not too much, is it? 442 00:31:56,353 --> 00:31:58,522 Is there something trapped underneath or... 443 00:31:58,647 --> 00:32:00,482 No, I just want to move it away from the window. 444 00:32:00,607 --> 00:32:02,359 I'm sorry, my powers aren't for frivolous... 445 00:32:02,484 --> 00:32:04,152 Just one quick lift. 446 00:32:04,277 --> 00:32:07,572 - Why are you doing that? - House, it's none of your business. 447 00:32:09,074 --> 00:32:12,410 I'm just curious, as a doctor. What are you doing? 448 00:32:12,536 --> 00:32:14,704 Either he is Freedom Master and he shouldn't be here 449 00:32:14,829 --> 00:32:17,582 or else he's suffering from a serious and dangerous delusion 450 00:32:17,707 --> 00:32:19,334 that he needs to deal with. 451 00:32:19,459 --> 00:32:22,712 So legit medical reasons. 452 00:32:22,837 --> 00:32:25,674 You're not just trying to break the guy because he's a little different. 453 00:32:25,799 --> 00:32:28,760 He's not different, he's delusional. Can you help me out? 454 00:32:28,885 --> 00:32:32,639 - What is she looking at? - You're not a superhero, Steven. 455 00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:34,849 - You're just a regular person. - I can save her. 456 00:32:34,975 --> 00:32:37,352 We're all just regular people. It's what we do with that... 457 00:32:37,477 --> 00:32:41,648 They stole her voice box. They have it in there. 458 00:32:41,773 --> 00:32:44,401 That's what she's staring at. That's what she's staring at. 459 00:32:44,526 --> 00:32:47,028 - She's always staring at... - Your wife is dead. 460 00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:55,370 Good can defeat evil. 461 00:32:55,495 --> 00:32:58,123 Not every time. Evil people killed a lot of good people that day. 462 00:32:58,248 --> 00:33:00,292 You couldn't save her. No one could save her. 463 00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:06,673 It's in there. Her voice is in there. Her voice is in there. 464 00:33:06,798 --> 00:33:08,216 Code Gray. 465 00:33:08,341 --> 00:33:09,759 Her voice is in... 466 00:33:09,884 --> 00:33:11,052 (STEVE EXCLAIMING) 467 00:33:11,177 --> 00:33:15,181 Her voice is in there! Her voice is in there! 468 00:33:15,849 --> 00:33:17,767 (STEVE EXCLAIMING) 469 00:33:20,854 --> 00:33:23,565 - Don't do it. - I'm not doing anything. 470 00:33:23,690 --> 00:33:24,899 You're thinking. 471 00:33:25,025 --> 00:33:28,111 Things go from thinking to doing way too fast in this place. 472 00:33:28,236 --> 00:33:30,739 Keep thinking, you're gonna wind up with no mo in your mojo. 473 00:33:30,864 --> 00:33:32,198 I'm thinking of hitting you again. 474 00:33:32,324 --> 00:33:35,076 You hate Medina, you hate all of them, you want to hurt them. 475 00:33:35,201 --> 00:33:37,621 You gotta keep pretending. Step away from the hate. 476 00:33:37,746 --> 00:33:41,750 What's the difference between pretending to cooperate and cooperating? 477 00:33:41,875 --> 00:33:44,794 Pretending is pretending. It's not real, you don't mean it. 478 00:33:44,919 --> 00:33:47,964 I sat and watched while he did something stupid and pointless. 479 00:33:48,089 --> 00:33:49,132 I cooperated. 480 00:33:49,257 --> 00:33:52,427 In a few days, you won't have to watch because you're going home. 481 00:33:52,552 --> 00:33:53,845 You'll be getting your job back. 482 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:56,348 SAFER: Everybody, inside. 483 00:33:56,473 --> 00:34:00,393 Closing ceremonies, everyone attends. One of you is going home. 484 00:34:03,855 --> 00:34:06,608 BEASLEY: It's been a great week. 485 00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:09,653 A number of you have made tremendous strides. 486 00:34:09,778 --> 00:34:13,657 But today we're here to congratulate Susan. 487 00:34:14,407 --> 00:34:16,076 (ALL APPLAUD) 488 00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:20,288 We are proud of her. We wish her well 489 00:34:20,413 --> 00:34:24,751 - and we hope to... - ALL: Never see her again. 490 00:34:29,464 --> 00:34:31,216 (ALL CHEER) 491 00:34:33,927 --> 00:34:35,679 BEASLEY: Isn't it pretty? 492 00:34:45,063 --> 00:34:48,483 - Where's Freedom Master? - He isn't able to take part. 493 00:34:59,911 --> 00:35:03,206 Get out there. He said everybody has to get out there. 494 00:35:03,331 --> 00:35:05,166 (HITTING BED WITH CANE) Talk. Say something. 495 00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:07,669 Dr. House, leave him alone. 496 00:35:07,794 --> 00:35:10,964 - Did you drug him? - Of course I didn't drug him. 497 00:35:11,089 --> 00:35:13,675 He's in flat affect. He's practically catatonic. 498 00:35:13,800 --> 00:35:15,969 - Hey, we got cake. - He's fine. 499 00:35:16,094 --> 00:35:17,637 Double chocolate. Yummy, yummy. 500 00:35:17,762 --> 00:35:20,014 Don't tell me that he's fine! You did this! 501 00:35:20,140 --> 00:35:23,727 - He was functioning. He was happy. - He was delusional. 502 00:35:23,852 --> 00:35:25,729 Yeah. He's way better off now. 503 00:35:25,854 --> 00:35:28,565 NOLAN: Dr. House. Let's talk. 504 00:35:35,697 --> 00:35:37,157 ALVIE: Thinking sucks. 505 00:35:40,618 --> 00:35:43,872 I'm not allowed to get angry? They screwed him up. 506 00:35:43,997 --> 00:35:48,084 And for the record, I am two privilege levels above Susan. 507 00:35:48,209 --> 00:35:49,711 I got the same depression scale score. 508 00:35:49,836 --> 00:35:52,839 Every patient is different. It's not about scores and levels and... 509 00:35:52,964 --> 00:35:55,675 Happiness is happiness, the test is the test, coping is coping. 510 00:35:55,800 --> 00:35:57,844 - And you think you're... - Absolutely! 511 00:35:58,970 --> 00:36:03,725 I need to address some deeper issues, which I could do on an outpatient basis. 512 00:36:03,850 --> 00:36:04,976 Three hours a week? 513 00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:07,896 That's just my opening offer. If you want to counter, I'll likely fold. 514 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:11,107 - No. - "No" is not an argument. 515 00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:13,401 - You trying to frustrate me? - No. 516 00:36:13,526 --> 00:36:15,361 "No" again? 517 00:36:15,487 --> 00:36:17,781 I can cope. I'm coping. 518 00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:20,825 In fact, I'm coping better than you think. 519 00:36:21,951 --> 00:36:25,455 I've not been taking my meds. Not one. 520 00:36:25,580 --> 00:36:27,707 And yet I still scored a "high-functioning" 521 00:36:27,832 --> 00:36:29,125 on your depression test. 522 00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:31,753 So your proof of your well-being is that you lied? 523 00:36:31,878 --> 00:36:35,507 Manipulated. My proof is that I can fool the test, 524 00:36:35,632 --> 00:36:37,801 I can fool you, which means I am high-functioning. 525 00:36:37,926 --> 00:36:41,054 I'm sane, rational, capable. I should not be here. 526 00:36:41,179 --> 00:36:43,348 These are your pills from today? 527 00:36:43,473 --> 00:36:46,142 I'm not gonna take it. I'll just cheek it again. 528 00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:50,939 Lick it. 529 00:36:52,398 --> 00:36:55,193 - You want me to lick your hand? - I washed. 530 00:36:59,489 --> 00:37:00,949 It's sugar. 531 00:37:03,159 --> 00:37:06,955 Your test results were improving too regularly and too quickly. 532 00:37:07,080 --> 00:37:09,207 I was concerned that you weren't taking your pills, 533 00:37:09,332 --> 00:37:12,794 that it was all an act. So I switched you to a placebo... 534 00:37:15,463 --> 00:37:18,550 ...to see if your improvements would continue. 535 00:37:20,802 --> 00:37:22,303 Your psych tests told me nothing, 536 00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:25,515 but your urine tests told me you were faking. 537 00:37:27,642 --> 00:37:30,562 You need to stop fighting the system. 538 00:37:30,687 --> 00:37:32,564 You need to let me do my job. 539 00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:37,193 (DOOR CLOSING) 540 00:37:38,778 --> 00:37:41,281 So, what's the next plan? 541 00:37:43,283 --> 00:37:45,034 There is no new plan. 542 00:37:47,078 --> 00:37:48,496 I'm out of plans. 543 00:37:48,621 --> 00:37:51,499 - So, what do we do? - We stop talking. 544 00:38:29,203 --> 00:38:31,998 I see you got some cello in your trunk. 545 00:38:34,083 --> 00:38:35,460 No, it's not a euphemism. 546 00:38:36,711 --> 00:38:38,171 Are you spying on me? 547 00:38:38,296 --> 00:38:43,051 I'm living in a psychiatric hospital. Staring out of the window is what we do. 548 00:38:43,176 --> 00:38:45,553 I assume you'll need help carrying it up. 549 00:38:45,678 --> 00:38:47,555 I still got grounds privileges. 550 00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:51,643 And who's going to carry you when you're carrying the cello? 551 00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:55,688 Yes, cast aside the useless cripple. How very German of you. 552 00:38:56,773 --> 00:39:00,276 Seriously. The thing weighs a ton with that case. I think I'll need a dolly. 553 00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:03,821 Or we could ask Clark Kent to pitch in. 554 00:39:04,572 --> 00:39:06,032 The dolly's probably easier. 555 00:39:06,157 --> 00:39:09,369 The dolly already feels good about itself. 556 00:39:10,203 --> 00:39:13,957 He was a happy-go-lucky superhero until they told him he has no powers. 557 00:39:14,082 --> 00:39:16,584 You let him help out, he feels good about himself, 558 00:39:16,709 --> 00:39:18,711 might be less depressed. 559 00:39:20,004 --> 00:39:21,130 (SIGHS) 560 00:39:21,965 --> 00:39:23,591 So, why do you put your life on hold 561 00:39:23,716 --> 00:39:27,095 to visit your sister-in-law five times a week? 562 00:39:27,220 --> 00:39:29,931 Am I somehow a bad person for showing compassion? 563 00:39:30,056 --> 00:39:33,601 No. You're not even a bad person for lying about why you're doing it. 564 00:39:36,145 --> 00:39:40,733 Oh, that is impressive. That is a superhuman feat. 565 00:39:41,651 --> 00:39:43,111 (STEVE GRUNTING) 566 00:39:44,070 --> 00:39:47,407 Why don't you take a rest before you fly that thing up to the ward? 567 00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:55,999 He's still depressed. Give me your car keys. 568 00:39:56,124 --> 00:39:58,751 You gonna dangle them in front of him to entertain him? 569 00:39:58,876 --> 00:40:00,503 I'm gonna make him feel like he's flying. 570 00:40:00,628 --> 00:40:03,589 I'll just drive him around the grounds, top down, wind in his hair. 571 00:40:05,758 --> 00:40:09,929 Seriously? You're gonna say no to that? 572 00:40:10,054 --> 00:40:11,055 (SIGHS) 573 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:24,902 Why are you so nice to me? 574 00:40:26,320 --> 00:40:28,948 I think you have a good heart. 575 00:40:29,073 --> 00:40:31,617 Would you still be nice to me if I told you that I lied? 576 00:40:31,743 --> 00:40:34,704 I'm not just driving around the grounds in your convertible. 577 00:40:34,829 --> 00:40:37,290 I'm kidnapping him and stealing your car. 578 00:40:43,337 --> 00:40:44,922 You sure? 579 00:40:45,048 --> 00:40:47,175 I was just starting to feel a little heat between us. 580 00:40:47,300 --> 00:40:49,635 Thought we had kind of a Bonnie and Clyde thing going there. 581 00:40:49,761 --> 00:40:51,929 Bonnie and Clyde get shot to pieces. 582 00:40:53,389 --> 00:40:54,807 Hmm. See you. 583 00:40:57,894 --> 00:40:59,562 (BLUES MUSIC PLAYING) 584 00:41:16,788 --> 00:41:20,500 You can do this. And if you hold my hand, I can do it, too. 585 00:41:24,378 --> 00:41:26,089 (MACHINE POWERING UP) 586 00:41:31,844 --> 00:41:33,304 (LAUGHING) 587 00:41:46,692 --> 00:41:48,194 (WHOOPING) 588 00:41:52,323 --> 00:41:54,075 Don't let go! 589 00:41:55,201 --> 00:41:57,078 Going UP! 590 00:41:57,203 --> 00:41:58,204 (WHOOPS) 591 00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:03,042 (LAUGHS) 592 00:42:10,216 --> 00:42:12,218 (WHOOPS) Freedom Master's back! 593 00:42:13,761 --> 00:42:17,932 Keep it down, Freedom Master, you're scaring the good citizens. 594 00:42:18,766 --> 00:42:20,309 That was the coolest moment of my life. 595 00:42:20,434 --> 00:42:24,063 It was fun. You can repay me by telling Nolan he's an idiot. 596 00:42:24,188 --> 00:42:27,817 Smell that fresh air. And the warmth of your yellow sun. 597 00:42:27,942 --> 00:42:29,443 We do enjoy it. 598 00:42:30,903 --> 00:42:35,032 Careful of the traffic. Don't want to go damaging any fenders. 599 00:42:37,076 --> 00:42:40,913 Hey! Hey! Come on. Get down. 600 00:42:42,874 --> 00:42:45,793 There's no cry for help. There's no cat in a tree. 601 00:42:49,463 --> 00:42:50,548 Thank you, Greg. 602 00:42:52,049 --> 00:42:53,092 No! 603 00:43:03,352 --> 00:43:04,896 NOLAN: He's lucky to be alive. 604 00:43:06,147 --> 00:43:09,483 He's got a lacerated spleen, rotational pelvic fracture, 605 00:43:09,609 --> 00:43:12,320 compound break of the femur and humerus. 606 00:43:13,237 --> 00:43:16,115 Everything in your life has been about finding the truth, 607 00:43:16,240 --> 00:43:21,454 but suddenly, with this guy, you decide to reinforce a sick man's delusions. 608 00:43:24,290 --> 00:43:26,876 You just wanted to take a swing at me. Hmm? 609 00:43:28,127 --> 00:43:31,589 You don't care about getting out, you don't care about him. 610 00:43:31,714 --> 00:43:33,633 You don't even care about the truth. 611 00:43:33,758 --> 00:43:34,759 (LAUGHS HUMORLESSLY) 612 00:43:36,385 --> 00:43:38,346 You don't care about anything, House. 613 00:43:40,640 --> 00:43:42,475 I'm transferring you to Winslow Psychiatric. 614 00:43:42,600 --> 00:43:45,436 You'll have better luck pulling the wool over their eyes. I'm done. 615 00:43:47,521 --> 00:43:48,898 Don't. 616 00:43:54,237 --> 00:43:55,488 I need help.