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The risotto isn't bad, but it's not
what Chef Zane did back at Fortunato.
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He replaced the rosemary
with saffron, for one thing.
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And what is this stock?
Did he get it out of a can?
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My fish isn't bad.
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But it's not great either, I'm sure.
I warned you against the snapper.
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Do you think
it'll calm down?
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God. I hope so.
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That guy is a bit of a blowhard,
though, isn't he?
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The food's not spicy at all,
you can barely taste it.
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Mine's pretty spicy. Try it.
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I don't taste anything.
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Have you been throwing
rolls at me?
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(CLEARING THROAT)
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It wasn't me.
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Really, he didn't.
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I'm sorry someone would choose
to behave that way. Really, I...
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I'm so sorry.
Really, really, really sorry.
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No, no, no, no.
I swear, I...
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It's not me.
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A bloody tear could just mean
subconjunctival hemorrhage.
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He sneezed too hard from a cold,
which caused his lack of taste.
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House isn't going to care.
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Does "black tie optional"
really mean black tie,
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'cause I don't want to rent if...
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There's been a glitch
with the wedding.
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And House will
be interested.
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A "glitch"?
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Patient had his
corpus callosum cut
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to correct a seizure issue.
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A "glitch"?
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The seizures stopped
after the surgery.
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But he's having trouble
adjusting to a split brain.
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A "glitch"?
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This is Dr. Taub.
Tell him about shopping.
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I go into a grocery store,
everything seems normal.
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I get to the checkout, and there's
all these extra items in my cart.
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Stuff I didn't put there.
Stuff I hate.
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My left hand hates me.
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Yeah. I think House'll
be interested.
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(HOUSE HUMMING)
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Just warning you.
I'm in a good mood
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and largely pain-free, so I've got
no idea how things are...
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Alien hand syndrome.
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Set off by a stroke, or is
there a pony in the backyard?
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Split brain. Right hemisphere
controls the left, and...
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It's making life miserable.
Non-logical thinkers often do.
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The current issue isn't the split brain.
The surgery corrected...
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You're dissing
the right hemisphere?
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Most people who have this operation
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don't even notice
they're missing anything.
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The left brain has language,
arithmetic, rationality,
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and right brain
is a mute loser.
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The right brain
is more aesthetically oriented,
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has greater facial recognition.
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I couldn't have been a
plastic surgeon without it.
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Yes, and where
would junior high be
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without our ability to judge
people on aesthetics?
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Right brain's also more aware
of the present moment,
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our place in the universe.
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It's a universal daisy chain of peace
and love that throws buns at people.
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THIRTEEN: His present symptoms
could mean autoimmune disease,
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a nasolacrimal tumor,
an infection or just a cold.
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Good morning, sunshine. We got a brand
new toy, you want to play?
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We need to talk.
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Great. I love euphemisms.
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By "euphemism," I mean when you say
something but mean something else.
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Begin eliminating.
Search the home.
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Isn't that like locking the barn door
after the horse has put his face
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between your breasts
for an hour and a half?
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I'm your boss.
You're an employee.
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I'm not normally into role-playing,
but if you want to...
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People who get close
to you get hurt. That's a fact.
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You're also a valued doctor
in this hospital. That's another fact.
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From now on,
we're going to focus on the second fact.
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So, this isn't you freaking
out over last night?
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This isn't an emotional decision.
I'm just giving you the rules.
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You can either
accept them or leave.
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I slept with Cuddy.
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After she helped me
detox from Vicodin.
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I've been clean for
almost 24 hours now.
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Okay.
Thought I'd mention it.
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Wow.
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Wow.
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One for each.
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That's what she said. Ah!
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How's the pain?
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She's probably
got some bruising.
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Yeah, I get it, you're a stud.
This is serious, House.
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I feel better than I
did four hours ago.
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Four hours from now,
I'll feel better than this.
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The other "wow."
You were sober? She was sober?
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Clean and sober and hot.
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Wow. This is fantastic.
How are you gonna screw it up?
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Several good options.
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Unfortunately, I don't
think she's gonna give me the pleasure.
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She left before I woke up
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and five minutes ago, she told me
that I'm just an employee.
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- Ha.
- Yes.
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Well, either she's
actually in love with you and scared,
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or she realized last night
was a gigantic mistake.
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You were needy and vulnerable,
she was maternal.
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You think she
jumped me out of pity?
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No, I'm saying whatever is going on,
you need to talk to her.
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Absolutely.
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Does our patient
freak you out a little?
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TAUB: No.
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If he's two people, then we're all two
people and we just don't know it.
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And what does that
say about identity?
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It says we're making it up as we
go along, which I find freeing.
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Wow, I haven't been in a bathroom
this size since my dorm in med school.
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Is that fungus?
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It's from the steam buildup.
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What do you think of this "glitch"
with Chase and Cameron's wedding?
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It's always a sad thing when
sperm comes between people.
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I hear the sperm
is very good today.
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I mean, the salmon.
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- Go away.
- No other tables.
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You'd let your wife
keep another man's offspring on ice
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next to the frozen peas,
just in case?
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That's what this is about.
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She's not ready to commit to me.
She's planning for failure.
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Did you know that male fruit flies have
toxic chemicals in their seminal fluid
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that inhibit the sperm
of other males?
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Wilson says we need to talk.
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- We talked.
- I agree.
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This has clearly gone
past the talking stage.
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What?
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Hey.
Great, did you find my MP3?
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Not yet. But I got your shaving stuff,
toothpaste, deodorant,
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some magazines,
and this cactus from your window.
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You didn't have to do that. Really,
the hospital supplies all that stuff.
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I'm still trying too hard, huh? Trying
to get your other half to like me.
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No, no, no. Don't say that,
okay? I like you, which means that...
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We shouldn't
read into that.
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THIRTEEN: Anti-fungal meds.
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Ordinarily we'd put
them in your IV,
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but since your right
brain doesn't seem too fond of IVs...
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You should be feeling
better in a few days.
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I have to get back to work.
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Rick says your shift will be waiting
for you when you get back.
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Thanks.
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Oh, my God. I'm sorry.
I'm so, so sorry.
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I'm sorry.
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I have to go.
I have to get back to work.
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Babe, wait. Hold on.
No, no. It wasn't me...
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I can't walk.
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TAUB: Well, obviously
it wasn't the fungus.
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And it's not a coordination issue.
Dehydration can cause loss of balance.
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We haven't had him on IV.
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No. Good skin turgor,
not orthostatic.
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Could be our tax
dollars at work,
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constantly building new
roadways and bridges.
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Meningioma. Slow-growing.
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It could extend along the sub-osteal
layer of the cranial cavity,
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and be hidden by the bone.
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The cancer cells are actually
re-growing a connection
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between the left
and right hemispheres.
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If you're right, the two halves
have begun sending messages again,
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but it's too early in the process
for him to pick up on it.
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But we can test for it.
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HOUSE: Proof.
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You didn't talk
to her, did you?
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If I'd talked, she'd have lied,
I'd have lied,
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and though two negatives
make a positive,
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I thought thermal-imaging
photos seemed simpler.
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Note how many more heated areas appear
after less than a minute with me.
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So it's either love,
or possibly rage.
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Don't talk to her.
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I have no plans
to talk to her.
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Manipulation is in
your genetic code.
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You think I'm making a mistake,
you move in to correct.
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- You are making a mistake.
- She lied to me.
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Either last night or today.
I need to find out which and why.
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And clearly, thermal
imaging is the way.
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This isn't a case. You're not
looking for a diagnosis.
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If this matters at all to you, please,
for once in your life, be an adult.
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FOREMAN: Keep your eyes
focused on the plus sign.
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Any image that appears
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on your far right will
only be seen by your left brain,
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and any image on your far left will
only be seen by your right brain.
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Okay-
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Just start by
saying the words.
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Book, giraffe,
willow, fortunate.
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You're not saying the word.
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I didn't see a word.
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Could you draw a picture
of what you think the word might be?
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Look, I didn't see...
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Candle.
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This is so cool.
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Yeah, that's not
freaky at all.
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No communication.
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So far.
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Scott, why are you standing?
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I'm a little chilly.
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I thought I'd get a sweater
or something from my room.
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Is that okay?
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Just a few more minutes.
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And that, ladies and gentlemen,
is the left hemisphere.
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The side that's obsessed
with finding answers,
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00:12:33,983 --> 00:12:35,943
the one that needs
things to make sense, the interpreter.
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00:12:36,069 --> 00:12:39,030
That's where we tell the story
of who we are and why we do things.
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00:12:39,155 --> 00:12:40,823
That's also the side
that was wrong.
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00:12:40,948 --> 00:12:42,909
The right brain's advantage
is that it isn't logical,
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it doesn't choose which
details to look at.
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It makes connections
you could never see.
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You owe your
insight to the "mute loser."
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00:12:49,999 --> 00:12:51,876
I'll send it tickets
to a Phillies game.
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00:12:52,001 --> 00:12:55,838
Confabulation means no communication.
Means your theory's wrong.
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But he is cold.
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00:13:10,728 --> 00:13:12,146
Why are you scratching?
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00:13:12,271 --> 00:13:13,439
It itches.
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00:13:13,564 --> 00:13:15,024
Ammonia breath.
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00:13:23,533 --> 00:13:25,368
Your liver is failing.
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00:13:26,994 --> 00:13:28,454
I know for them to approve
this price,
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00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:31,416
they'll need
statistical documentation...
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00:13:31,541 --> 00:13:33,418
What? Why are you
looking at me?
217
00:13:33,543 --> 00:13:35,878
When you first walked in,
I was under the impression
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you wanted to
say something else.
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- Nope.
- About House and me.
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There's nothing
to talk about.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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I want permission
to do a liver biopsy.
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We're looking
for sarcoidosis.
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Fine.
225
00:13:56,983 --> 00:13:58,109
What do you mean, "Fine"?
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00:13:58,234 --> 00:13:59,485
What do you mean,
what do I mean?
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00:13:59,610 --> 00:14:02,697
Do you mean that because
a liver biopsy is not a test
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that by any stretch of the imagination
could be considered risky,
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so asking my permission is
essentially wasting my time,
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and you're wondering
what my reaction to that will be?
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Yes.
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Are you trying
to make me angry?
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00:14:13,416 --> 00:14:14,250
Yes.
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Do your biopsy. And also,
do your clinic hours.
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I'm blowing off
my clinic hours.
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Really?
237
00:14:19,422 --> 00:14:21,090
Let's see how that goes.
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00:14:24,051 --> 00:14:27,054
Still not angry.
Try again later.
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00:14:38,274 --> 00:14:39,317
(EXHALING)
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Sorry. I know
I'm a little ripe.
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- Just a sweaty guy.
- Recently?
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Always.
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With a crazy left hand. Sometimes I
fantasize about cutting it off.
244
00:14:51,454 --> 00:14:54,707
Just a fantasy.
It's the hand that's crazy, not me.
245
00:14:59,045 --> 00:15:00,129
What?
246
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:03,549
If it doesn't like an ultrasound wand,
how's it gonna react to a needle?
247
00:15:05,259 --> 00:15:07,136
Can you get music
into this room?
248
00:15:08,054 --> 00:15:11,891
I think you're using your relationship
with Cuddy as a replacement for drugs.
249
00:15:12,016 --> 00:15:14,101
You should be in more pain
so soon into detoxing,
250
00:15:14,227 --> 00:15:16,646
but your body's full
of romantic endorphins,
251
00:15:16,771 --> 00:15:21,442
and on top of that, you create
this distraction of looking for proof.
252
00:15:21,567 --> 00:15:23,903
You think I should stop
and let the pain flood back?
253
00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:25,696
Cuddy is not
a Vicodin substitute.
254
00:15:25,821 --> 00:15:26,822
Quite the opposite.
255
00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:29,909
You have to wait
for her to be ready.
256
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:32,912
Great advice. You pretend that
I'm going to do that.
257
00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:35,289
You've made two major
changes in your life,
258
00:15:35,414 --> 00:15:37,291
not a time anyone's
judgment is at its best.
259
00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,920
Didn't you used to argue that my
judgment would be better off drugs?
260
00:15:41,045 --> 00:15:43,673
Admit it. You're curious
why I want to make her angry.
261
00:15:43,798 --> 00:15:46,342
I'm sure it's convoluted,
wrong and stupid.
262
00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,594
You're dying to know
what I found on her coffee cup.
263
00:15:48,719 --> 00:15:50,805
- No, because...
- Oxytocin.
264
00:15:57,270 --> 00:16:01,357
Oxytocin, the chemical
involved in emotional bonding.
265
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:05,570
Her lips say "no," her hormones say
"Oh, my God, yes, more."
266
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:07,989
No. For you to know
her levels were elevated,
267
00:16:08,114 --> 00:16:09,740
you'd need a baseline
to compare them with.
268
00:16:09,865 --> 00:16:13,953
I paid the guy in the gym to retrieve
one of her water bottles from the trash.
269
00:16:14,078 --> 00:16:16,622
Love inspires
us to greatness.
270
00:16:16,747 --> 00:16:18,916
So I need to make
her lose her temper,
271
00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:21,419
which breaks her delusion,
which demonstrates to me, and to her,
272
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:23,629
that there is something
underneath this facade.
273
00:16:23,754 --> 00:16:24,797
And then what happens?
274
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,841
She admits everything
and falls into your arms?
275
00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:30,720
That's outcome one.
Outcome two is she kills me.
276
00:16:30,845 --> 00:16:33,222
I think it's
50-50 right now.
277
00:16:34,765 --> 00:16:35,850
Great.
278
00:16:35,975 --> 00:16:37,435
I thought you'd say that.
279
00:16:37,560 --> 00:16:40,813
You're committing
yourself to something. To someone.
280
00:16:40,938 --> 00:16:45,192
I mean, it's childish in
a way, but ultimately great.
281
00:16:46,068 --> 00:16:50,031
Assuming... Are you absolutely sure
you want this to succeed?
282
00:16:50,740 --> 00:16:54,035
Why is an old guy
standing in my doorway?
283
00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:55,870
Eugene Schwartz.
284
00:16:56,829 --> 00:16:58,623
Eugene Schwartz.
285
00:16:58,748 --> 00:17:01,459
Dr. Cuddy asked me to come
up here from the clinic.
286
00:17:01,584 --> 00:17:04,754
She says you're seeing
patients in your office.
287
00:17:04,879 --> 00:17:07,340
It's still free,
though, isn't it?
288
00:17:07,465 --> 00:17:09,508
She sent him.
That's gotta mean something.
289
00:17:09,634 --> 00:17:11,677
I'll go get my decoder ring.
290
00:17:14,972 --> 00:17:17,767
I squawk. Like a parrot.
291
00:17:19,769 --> 00:17:20,770
(SQUAWKING)
292
00:17:21,187 --> 00:17:23,814
No, that's not it.
it started a few months ago.
293
00:17:23,939 --> 00:17:27,693
I was doing some woodworking in my
garage. I was trying to make a chair.
294
00:17:28,736 --> 00:17:30,363
Was it the chair?
295
00:17:30,488 --> 00:17:32,823
Anyway, all of a sudden,
from nowhere,
296
00:17:32,948 --> 00:17:35,868
this strange noise
comes bursting out of my mouth.
297
00:17:35,993 --> 00:17:38,287
(SQUAWKING)
298
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:41,916
Tough to fake that.
299
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:43,542
Nice pants.
300
00:17:45,086 --> 00:17:49,799
My wife Mona thinks I'm busting
her chops. It's ruining my marriage.
301
00:17:49,924 --> 00:17:50,758
Where are we going?
302
00:17:50,883 --> 00:17:51,884
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
303
00:17:52,009 --> 00:17:56,305
So your left hand would rather play air
guitar than give me a hard time?
304
00:17:56,430 --> 00:17:59,725
It'd rather play air guitar
than tie shoes, eat dinner...
305
00:17:59,850 --> 00:18:01,977
Your right hand's
playing, too.
306
00:18:02,103 --> 00:18:03,854
I don't want to
discourage it.
307
00:18:11,320 --> 00:18:13,739
Splinter hemorrhages
under his fingernails.
308
00:18:13,864 --> 00:18:15,074
What's that...
309
00:18:18,494 --> 00:18:19,912
TAUB: BP and O2 sat
are dropping.
310
00:18:20,037 --> 00:18:21,831
We need a bag
of B-negative in here!
311
00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:24,875
So much for sarcoidosis.
312
00:18:25,000 --> 00:18:27,920
Points to a clotting issue.
Clots would explain all his symptoms.
313
00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,922
Why aren't we
in the office?
314
00:18:30,047 --> 00:18:31,757
I'm tired of clinic duty.
315
00:18:31,882 --> 00:18:35,136
There's only one thing
that could cause squawking, right?
316
00:18:35,261 --> 00:18:36,345
Yeah.
317
00:18:36,470 --> 00:18:37,972
We gave him heparin
and did an echo of his heart
318
00:18:38,097 --> 00:18:39,390
to see if it was
throwing clots, but...
319
00:18:39,515 --> 00:18:40,683
More air guitar?
320
00:18:40,808 --> 00:18:41,892
The heart's fine.
321
00:18:42,017 --> 00:18:45,104
We wanted to test for Factor V Leiden,
Protein C, Protein S,
322
00:18:45,229 --> 00:18:48,774
but the hand got tired of cooperating.
We finally knocked him out.
323
00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:50,359
And all those tests came
up negative anyway,
324
00:18:50,484 --> 00:18:52,987
or you'd have opened by telling me
your brilliant diagnosis.
325
00:18:53,112 --> 00:18:54,697
He apologized
for being sweaty,
326
00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:57,324
said it had always been an issue.
But what if it's a symptom?
327
00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:01,328
There are cancers that cause night
sweats and can lead to clots. Lymphoma.
328
00:19:01,454 --> 00:19:03,414
Or pancreatic cancer.
329
00:19:04,582 --> 00:19:06,292
Go scan his pancreas.
330
00:19:08,085 --> 00:19:11,297
And try Led Zeppelin.
331
00:19:12,089 --> 00:19:14,300
We've always remembered
what this hospital did for Leo
332
00:19:14,425 --> 00:19:16,051
when his appendix burst.
333
00:19:16,177 --> 00:19:18,596
Still, a check this size...
334
00:19:19,221 --> 00:19:22,391
Sorry to interrupt,
here's my poo.
335
00:19:23,017 --> 00:19:26,520
Dr. House said to bring it over and
leave it with you as soon as I could.
336
00:19:26,645 --> 00:19:29,607
I don't know if you people
have an official term for it.
337
00:19:29,732 --> 00:19:31,400
- Stool sample.
- Ah, yes.
338
00:19:31,525 --> 00:19:32,818
Thank you.
I'll take care of it.
339
00:19:32,943 --> 00:19:37,239
It's hard to rush these things. Even if
you've eaten a lot of broccoli.
340
00:19:41,619 --> 00:19:42,620
Where are you going?
341
00:19:42,745 --> 00:19:46,165
Annie called.
She's not coming back.
342
00:19:46,290 --> 00:19:47,374
This is not
the best time...
343
00:19:47,500 --> 00:19:49,960
Look, you said the heparin
would keep new clots from forming.
344
00:19:50,085 --> 00:19:52,087
Maybe. But something's
obviously causing the clots.
345
00:19:52,213 --> 00:19:53,255
If you have
pancreatic cancer...
346
00:19:53,380 --> 00:19:54,507
We're not trying
to scare you,
347
00:19:54,632 --> 00:19:56,717
but even in its early
stages, the fatality rate...
348
00:19:56,842 --> 00:19:57,676
You walk out of here...
349
00:19:57,802 --> 00:19:58,886
(SHOUTING) Stop!
350
00:20:01,430 --> 00:20:03,557
Look, I'd ask you to put
yourself in my place,
351
00:20:03,682 --> 00:20:06,310
but nobody can put
themselves in my place.
352
00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:11,106
Did she find somebody new?
Was I not being attentive enough? No.
353
00:20:12,233 --> 00:20:14,902
She's just tired of being
insulted by a limb.
354
00:20:15,611 --> 00:20:19,406
She said that my feelings
toward her were mixed.
355
00:20:19,532 --> 00:20:21,575
Well,
my feelings aren't mixed.
356
00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:24,787
You're not going anywhere.
357
00:20:24,912 --> 00:20:27,206
Unless you want to go naked.
358
00:20:27,540 --> 00:20:30,709
Your right brain knows
you need to stay.
359
00:20:31,961 --> 00:20:34,004
My right brain's an ass.
360
00:20:34,755 --> 00:20:35,923
(SIGHING)
361
00:20:36,590 --> 00:20:37,591
(DOOR OPENING)
362
00:20:38,384 --> 00:20:39,760
CAMERON: Got a minute?
363
00:20:40,553 --> 00:20:42,721
There's something
wrong with this cup.
364
00:20:43,681 --> 00:20:46,517
I need someone to bounce ideas off of.
Someone to be my whiteboard.
365
00:20:46,642 --> 00:20:47,726
That's how you
taught me to work.
366
00:20:47,852 --> 00:20:49,353
I have three choices.
367
00:20:49,478 --> 00:20:52,690
First, I can accept it's over, pretend
we don't work in the same hospital,
368
00:20:52,815 --> 00:20:55,651
have selective visual impairment
when we pass each other in the hall.
369
00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:57,903
Second, I can accept
it's over and leave.
370
00:20:58,028 --> 00:20:59,822
Or you could try
making him angry.
371
00:20:59,947 --> 00:21:01,782
Standard choice number three.
372
00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:04,243
Third, I can talk to him.
373
00:21:04,368 --> 00:21:08,080
But it's not like I have
any new facts I can present,
374
00:21:08,205 --> 00:21:11,458
and Chase has this romantic view of love
that reality can't compete with.
375
00:21:11,584 --> 00:21:12,585
(SIGHING)
376
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,003
I know how you
could succeed.
377
00:21:14,128 --> 00:21:15,129
How?
378
00:21:15,838 --> 00:21:19,842
Just say the magic words,
"I will destroy my husband's sperm."
379
00:21:21,010 --> 00:21:23,637
You mean, succeed without
doing that? Probably not.
380
00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:29,894
I have doubts.
Normal doubts.
381
00:21:30,019 --> 00:21:32,313
It's not wrong to prepare for
bad things to happen,
382
00:21:32,438 --> 00:21:33,647
even if
you don't expect them to.
383
00:21:33,772 --> 00:21:36,817
I don't expect my condo
to burn down, but I have fire insurance.
384
00:21:38,694 --> 00:21:41,989
Patient's girlfriend left him,
now he wants to leave us.
385
00:21:46,410 --> 00:21:50,748
If your condo rules don't let you buy
insurance, do you go homeless?
386
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,919
His room is this way.
387
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:56,754
What? You think
I can fix this?
388
00:21:56,879 --> 00:21:58,714
We need to offer this guy
something he can only get
389
00:21:58,839 --> 00:22:01,634
if he stays in the hospital.
Relationship counseling.
390
00:22:01,759 --> 00:22:02,843
I don't know if
his girlfriend is...
391
00:22:02,968 --> 00:22:04,303
I mean his
two hemispheres.
392
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:07,848
That's the breakfast of relationships,
the most important one of the day.
393
00:22:07,973 --> 00:22:10,017
We need your
special skills.
394
00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,856
SCOTT: ls the guy out there?
395
00:22:15,981 --> 00:22:18,275
The guy that's gonna
make my right brain work?
396
00:22:18,400 --> 00:22:19,568
Oh, for...
397
00:22:21,362 --> 00:22:23,238
What do you think
your right brain wants?
398
00:22:23,364 --> 00:22:27,284
How should I know? It's crazy,
it does things I would never do.
399
00:22:27,409 --> 00:22:31,288
Duct of Wirsung slightly enlarged,
but within normal parameters.
400
00:22:32,748 --> 00:22:34,416
Say something.
401
00:22:34,541 --> 00:22:36,794
It's mute. it can't
communicate with you.
402
00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:39,880
Maybe you should try
communicating with it.
403
00:22:40,547 --> 00:22:43,842
"Talk to her."
The well isn't deep, is it?
404
00:22:44,301 --> 00:22:46,887
You're the dominant half,
you make all the decisions.
405
00:22:47,012 --> 00:22:51,308
The right side has no control over
anything. it must be frustrating.
406
00:22:51,433 --> 00:22:53,686
No masses in body
or tail segments.
407
00:22:53,811 --> 00:22:56,230
I can't communicate with it,
that's the whole...
408
00:22:56,355 --> 00:22:59,024
When you decide to
go and get groceries, what do you do?
409
00:22:59,149 --> 00:23:01,360
What do you mean? I put on my jacket
and I go to the store.
410
00:23:01,485 --> 00:23:02,736
Your right brain
has no idea
411
00:23:02,861 --> 00:23:04,738
why you're suddenly
getting up and putting on your jacket.
412
00:23:04,863 --> 00:23:08,826
It just gets dragged along.
Next time, try saying it out loud.
413
00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,577
Just say to
the empty air,
414
00:23:10,703 --> 00:23:14,790
"Hey, I think I'll go to the store
because we're out of peanut butter"?
415
00:23:14,915 --> 00:23:16,583
How much did they teach you
about people like me
416
00:23:16,709 --> 00:23:18,252
when you were learning
to be a therapist?
417
00:23:18,377 --> 00:23:20,045
I'm an oncologist.
418
00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:24,800
Your right brain likes what he's saying.
Hasn't moved the entire scan.
419
00:23:24,925 --> 00:23:27,386
Hasn't gotten us anything, though.
Sean's clean.
420
00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:29,555
It's not pancreatic cancer.
421
00:23:29,680 --> 00:23:33,392
Clotting could be a problem
well before a solid tumor forms.
422
00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:34,518
It could still
be pancreatic.
423
00:23:34,643 --> 00:23:37,563
Yes, but if you want
a diagnosis backed by actual evidence,
424
00:23:37,688 --> 00:23:39,398
we should probably
look at other cancers.
425
00:23:39,523 --> 00:23:41,316
- House.
- I just squawked!
426
00:23:41,442 --> 00:23:42,818
- What?
- Eugene Schwartz.
427
00:23:42,943 --> 00:23:45,404
Your patient from yesterday.
I just squawked!
428
00:23:45,779 --> 00:23:49,450
I was buying some flowers for Mona.
It happened when I was paying the clerk.
429
00:23:49,575 --> 00:23:51,368
I assume Dr. Cuddy
gave you this number.
430
00:23:51,493 --> 00:23:55,456
Yes. She told me to call
you any time I squawked, day or night.
431
00:23:55,581 --> 00:23:56,790
I'm sorry, but I'm
about to lose you,
432
00:23:56,915 --> 00:24:00,169
because I'm about to drive into a tunnel
in a canyon on an airplane
433
00:24:00,294 --> 00:24:02,087
while hanging up the phone.
434
00:24:02,212 --> 00:24:04,423
I might be getting some more phone
calls, so let's make it fast.
435
00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:06,842
- Lymphoma.
- That's right, pancreatic.
436
00:24:06,967 --> 00:24:09,053
I know it's pancreatic.
I know there's evidence.
437
00:24:09,178 --> 00:24:11,472
I know we've seen it.
I just can't...
438
00:24:11,597 --> 00:24:13,348
Right brainlleft brain
issues?
439
00:24:15,059 --> 00:24:17,686
If the cancer's too small
to find, let's make it easier.
440
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:19,396
Let's open him up
and paint it.
441
00:24:19,521 --> 00:24:23,067
There's a new procedure using
scorpion toxin and infrared paint.
442
00:24:23,192 --> 00:24:25,569
The paint only works on the cancer
cells, makes them easier to spot.
443
00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:27,863
Just agitating the pancreas
can cause clotting,
444
00:24:27,988 --> 00:24:30,324
and you want to do it to a guy
whose problem is clotting?
445
00:24:30,449 --> 00:24:32,326
If I'm right about
pancreatic cancer,
446
00:24:32,451 --> 00:24:35,454
the only chance he's got is finding
and removing those cancer cells now.
447
00:24:35,579 --> 00:24:38,707
His brain MRI showed narrowing in the
blood vessels leading up from the neck.
448
00:24:38,832 --> 00:24:41,085
If we do shake something loose,
we could kill him.
449
00:24:41,210 --> 00:24:42,419
TAUB: Or one of him.
450
00:24:42,544 --> 00:24:47,007
A clot in his brain could kill one
of them without affecting the other.
451
00:24:47,800 --> 00:24:50,010
He might actually
be okay with that.
452
00:24:55,974 --> 00:24:57,351
FOREMAN: How long
is it going to take?
453
00:24:57,476 --> 00:25:00,312
Assuming he doesn't
crash, a few minutes.
454
00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:14,868
Hey, you and Cameron...
I'm sorry.
455
00:25:19,414 --> 00:25:21,416
I'll be right back.
456
00:25:28,423 --> 00:25:30,134
I don't want
to be homeless.
457
00:25:30,259 --> 00:25:33,220
Okay. You can stay in
the condo. I'll find some other...
458
00:25:33,345 --> 00:25:34,805
That's not what I mean.
459
00:25:36,431 --> 00:25:41,436
I want to marry you.
I got the forms to destroy the sperm.
460
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:44,106
You sure?
461
00:25:44,731 --> 00:25:45,899
Yeah.
462
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:49,653
I want to hug you, but
then I'd have to re-scrub.
463
00:25:49,778 --> 00:25:50,737
I know.
464
00:25:52,739 --> 00:25:54,533
FOREMAN: BP is dropping.
465
00:25:54,950 --> 00:25:56,034
Go.
466
00:25:57,452 --> 00:26:00,706
No sign of cancer.
BP is 90 over 60.
467
00:26:08,964 --> 00:26:11,300
You never answered
my question.
468
00:26:11,508 --> 00:26:15,387
Relax. Our friendship
is not doomed.
469
00:26:15,512 --> 00:26:18,599
Thank God. But my question was,
do you really want Cuddy,
470
00:26:18,724 --> 00:26:21,351
or is this just
another challenge?
471
00:26:21,476 --> 00:26:23,645
You're worried that once
I'm in a relationship,
472
00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:24,605
you and me will be over.
473
00:26:24,730 --> 00:26:27,357
Hey, I'm actually for this.
I think this is great.
474
00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:30,777
But if you're serious,
and you don't treat it seriously,
475
00:26:30,903 --> 00:26:33,197
then you will get hurt.
476
00:26:33,322 --> 00:26:37,492
And if you don't accept that,
then accept that she will get hurt.
477
00:26:43,957 --> 00:26:44,958
MAN: I was told it
was your birthday.
478
00:26:45,083 --> 00:26:46,084
I understand.
479
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:47,628
So, so sorry.
480
00:26:48,587 --> 00:26:49,796
I know.
481
00:26:50,714 --> 00:26:51,548
Clearly, there was a mix-up.
482
00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:53,050
Have a nice day.
483
00:26:57,471 --> 00:26:58,388
Does she look angry?
484
00:26:58,513 --> 00:27:00,724
If you're standing there
when she looks up here...
485
00:27:07,022 --> 00:27:08,315
Oh, no.
486
00:27:09,650 --> 00:27:10,609
Systolic's 80.
487
00:27:10,734 --> 00:27:12,444
CHASE: Gotta finish this
suture before I can get out.
488
00:27:12,569 --> 00:27:13,403
Give him a dopamine drip.
489
00:27:13,904 --> 00:27:15,614
HOUSE: We weren't looking up
at the right time.
490
00:27:15,739 --> 00:27:17,491
Get to your point.
We're a little busy here.
491
00:27:17,616 --> 00:27:20,744
The clots aren't from cancer.
They're coming from his heart.
492
00:27:20,869 --> 00:27:22,162
We echoed the heart.
No clots.
493
00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:25,040
Not while we were looking.
Didn't I open with that?
494
00:27:25,165 --> 00:27:26,667
The clots were caused
by an arrhythmia.
495
00:27:26,792 --> 00:27:27,751
No arrhythmia.
496
00:27:27,876 --> 00:27:29,670
Not while we were looking.
497
00:27:29,795 --> 00:27:31,505
Intermittent arrhythmia.
498
00:27:31,630 --> 00:27:34,091
This guy pulls our equipment off
at the slightest provocation.
499
00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:36,301
We'd have to be watching at
the exact moment it happened,
500
00:27:36,426 --> 00:27:37,344
which I'm guessing,
501
00:27:37,469 --> 00:27:39,179
given the way you two
are scrambling around like idiots,
502
00:27:39,304 --> 00:27:40,681
is right now.
503
00:27:41,265 --> 00:27:44,101
Yes, I'm saying
do a transesophageal echo.
504
00:27:44,226 --> 00:27:45,477
We have to get
his BP stable.
505
00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,896
Absolutely.
Right after the echo.
506
00:27:48,981 --> 00:27:50,649
Systolic's 70.
507
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:53,402
The heart looked healthy
at the last echo.
508
00:27:53,527 --> 00:27:56,905
And an arrhythmia wouldn't
cause clots in a healthy ventricle,
509
00:27:57,030 --> 00:27:59,408
so start with
the left atrial appendage.
510
00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:08,208
- Wow.
- Yep, I did it again.
511
00:28:08,333 --> 00:28:12,004
Now get this poor guy's BP under
control and seal off the appendage.
512
00:28:12,129 --> 00:28:15,173
And then all we have to do is
find out what damaged his heart
513
00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:17,467
before it goes
after something he really needs.
514
00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:23,974
So what damages
a healthy 20-year-old heart
515
00:28:24,099 --> 00:28:25,475
enough to make it send out clots
516
00:28:25,600 --> 00:28:28,103
- like it's bombing Dresden?
- Rhabdo.
517
00:28:28,228 --> 00:28:29,438
Would've fried
his kidneys, too.
518
00:28:29,563 --> 00:28:30,522
What about Graves'?
519
00:28:30,647 --> 00:28:32,524
Thyroid function
tests were normal.
520
00:28:32,649 --> 00:28:36,695
Cushing's. Cortisol overproduction
could interfere with heart rhythm.
521
00:28:37,154 --> 00:28:39,448
Run a dexamethasone
suppression test.
522
00:28:53,128 --> 00:28:54,129
Annie.
523
00:28:57,382 --> 00:28:59,092
You hit me.
524
00:28:59,217 --> 00:29:02,888
I know. I'm so sorry.
But it wasn't me.
525
00:29:03,013 --> 00:29:04,264
I know you would
never have done that
526
00:29:04,389 --> 00:29:06,933
if you were in
control of yourself, but...
527
00:29:07,601 --> 00:29:08,894
But you came back.
528
00:29:09,019 --> 00:29:11,063
To talk with your doctors.
529
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:13,357
I've been going over
and over what happened.
530
00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:16,109
And I had this thought,
out of nowhere.
531
00:29:16,234 --> 00:29:18,779
Ever since I've known Scott, I've seen
his left hand throw things,
532
00:29:18,904 --> 00:29:22,366
but always sort of playfully,
thinking it's fun.
533
00:29:22,491 --> 00:29:26,661
But when he threw this, it was angry.
534
00:29:26,787 --> 00:29:31,333
And that's when his hand slapped me,
too, when I brought it to him.
535
00:29:31,458 --> 00:29:32,417
Could it mean something?
536
00:29:32,542 --> 00:29:33,960
TAUB: Deodorant shouldn't...
537
00:29:34,086 --> 00:29:36,088
How often do you use it?
538
00:29:36,713 --> 00:29:39,174
A few times a day. It's special,
heavy-duty stuff.
539
00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:40,509
I have to
send away for it.
540
00:29:40,634 --> 00:29:43,345
Sprayed around a bathroom
the size of a shoebox.
541
00:29:43,470 --> 00:29:45,555
I'll check the ingredients
from the manufacturer.
542
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:48,475
I'll check for any references
associated with health issues.
543
00:29:56,900 --> 00:29:58,235
Somebody's grateful.
544
00:29:58,360 --> 00:30:01,154
We'll just leave
the three of you alone.
545
00:30:12,207 --> 00:30:14,668
Why is there
no lipstick on this cup?
546
00:30:14,793 --> 00:30:17,045
Cuddy was wearing lipstick
when she drank from it.
547
00:30:17,170 --> 00:30:19,548
It was on my face.
Why isn't it on the cup?
548
00:30:19,673 --> 00:30:24,428
Why is it always reasonable, in
Houseland, to take an emotional problem
549
00:30:24,553 --> 00:30:27,514
and sidestep it by turning
it into a mechanical problem?
550
00:30:27,639 --> 00:30:30,809
Because, in Houseland, and the rest
of the universe, by the way,
551
00:30:30,934 --> 00:30:33,603
when a question presents itself,
it calls for an answer.
552
00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:36,982
If the left brain is
the interpreter of reality
553
00:30:37,107 --> 00:30:42,821
and the one that tells us the story of
who we are, then what is your story?
554
00:30:42,946 --> 00:30:45,282
Do you want to be the man
with the answers?
555
00:30:45,407 --> 00:30:48,285
Or do you want to be
the man with Cuddy?
556
00:30:58,670 --> 00:31:00,046
What do I do?
557
00:31:01,631 --> 00:31:02,924
You make her angry.
558
00:31:03,508 --> 00:31:05,343
Do you really think that was
the best time to mock me?
559
00:31:05,469 --> 00:31:08,597
I'm as surprised as you,
but I think I'm serious.
560
00:31:08,722 --> 00:31:11,016
Communication can't start
unless you're both...
561
00:31:11,141 --> 00:31:12,309
I've been trying to
make her angry for...
562
00:31:12,434 --> 00:31:13,894
No, you haven't.
563
00:31:14,019 --> 00:31:16,646
Come on. Poo? Strippers?
564
00:31:16,771 --> 00:31:18,940
It's routine stuff.
You've been pulling your punches.
565
00:31:19,065 --> 00:31:20,275
You're scared.
566
00:31:20,400 --> 00:31:21,485
You should be.
567
00:31:28,200 --> 00:31:30,577
Now go terrorize her.
568
00:31:40,921 --> 00:31:43,673
You don't want to
destroy it, do you?
569
00:31:43,798 --> 00:31:46,218
I said I was gonna
do it, I'll do it.
570
00:31:46,343 --> 00:31:48,220
But you don't want to.
571
00:31:49,721 --> 00:31:52,891
I want to be with you. Maybe I'm not
comfortable with it, but...
572
00:31:53,016 --> 00:31:55,685
Let's say
it's our fifth anniversary.
573
00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:58,313
Are you ready
to destroy it now?
574
00:31:58,438 --> 00:32:00,315
Tenth. Three kids.
575
00:32:01,024 --> 00:32:03,527
They spend their summers
in Melbourne and have annoying accents.
576
00:32:03,652 --> 00:32:07,447
It's disgusting
how happy we are. You ready now?
577
00:32:13,370 --> 00:32:14,913
You don't have doubts.
578
00:32:15,622 --> 00:32:20,168
You just don't want to kill the only
thing left of someone you loved.
579
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:23,004
(CRYING)
580
00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:31,012
Don't do it.
581
00:32:31,930 --> 00:32:34,599
I do have trouble
giving things up.
582
00:32:35,225 --> 00:32:41,231
For example, I never cancelled
any of our wedding plans.
583
00:32:41,356 --> 00:32:42,732
(LAUGHING)
584
00:32:56,246 --> 00:32:58,790
Attention!
I have an announcement.
585
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,209
As you go about your day,
586
00:33:01,334 --> 00:33:06,506
I would like you to be aware of the fact
that I slept with Lisa Cuddy.
587
00:33:34,576 --> 00:33:37,412
This is beyond asshood.
588
00:33:37,537 --> 00:33:41,958
You have the luxury of not
caring about your image. I do not.
589
00:33:42,083 --> 00:33:44,294
I can permit a lot of crap,
590
00:33:44,419 --> 00:33:49,758
but an employee shouting
about his sexual exploits with me, no.
591
00:33:49,883 --> 00:33:54,471
That is zero tolerance.
So congratulations, House, I'm angry.
592
00:33:55,347 --> 00:33:57,849
I was wondering if we
should move in together.
593
00:33:59,184 --> 00:34:00,977
(LAUGHING)
594
00:34:06,733 --> 00:34:08,109
You're fired.
595
00:34:13,281 --> 00:34:16,993
I wouldn't worry about it.
I think she likes you.
596
00:34:17,285 --> 00:34:19,996
If I'm fired, I think that probably
means I don't have to see patients.
597
00:34:20,121 --> 00:34:22,499
I'm here as
a squeaky wheel.
598
00:34:22,624 --> 00:34:26,419
I know how you doctors
are, you're busy, you get distracted.
599
00:34:26,544 --> 00:34:28,421
My lab results could be
sitting in your inbox.
600
00:34:28,546 --> 00:34:31,257
I don't need your labs,
you have acid reflux.
601
00:34:31,383 --> 00:34:32,384
Well, how could you...
602
00:34:32,509 --> 00:34:34,135
Acid splashes on
the vocal cords,
603
00:34:34,260 --> 00:34:38,306
they tense, make that squawking sound.
It's completely harmless.
604
00:34:38,431 --> 00:34:41,226
I'm gonna give you a prescription,
and you're gonna go away.
605
00:34:41,351 --> 00:34:43,228
You are a great doctor.
606
00:34:46,022 --> 00:34:47,023
Why'd you move your belt?
607
00:34:47,148 --> 00:34:48,942
I always move my belt.
608
00:34:49,067 --> 00:34:50,652
It makes me sore.
609
00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:52,987
You didn't tell me that.
610
00:34:53,113 --> 00:34:55,281
At 86, what isn't sore?
611
00:34:55,407 --> 00:34:58,076
Soreness is less
important than squawking.
612
00:34:58,201 --> 00:35:00,245
It's the squawking
that was bothering my wife.
613
00:35:00,370 --> 00:35:01,329
(GROANING)
614
00:35:03,248 --> 00:35:05,750
That's not a potbelly.
That's a tumor.
615
00:35:08,628 --> 00:35:11,756
That's why pancreatic
cancer was on my mind.
616
00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:15,385
My brain was trying
to tell me...
617
00:35:15,885 --> 00:35:17,929
This isn't sounding good.
618
00:35:18,930 --> 00:35:20,765
Pancreatic cancer?
619
00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,893
Can cause acid reflux.
We should scope you.
620
00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,771
So it's not good.
Even for cancer, it's not good.
621
00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:28,273
No, it's not.
622
00:35:29,149 --> 00:35:31,484
The deodorant has a high proportion
of propylene glycol.
623
00:35:31,609 --> 00:35:34,320
Same stuff made a kid in Singapore
develop a heart condition
624
00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:36,156
and, get this, seizures.
625
00:35:36,281 --> 00:35:39,492
Our patient may never have needed
split-brain surgery.
626
00:35:39,617 --> 00:35:42,203
I'm sure he will half
appreciate the irony.
627
00:35:45,373 --> 00:35:48,793
Can you take this man to Radiology?
Pancreatic scan.
628
00:35:48,918 --> 00:35:50,545
And stay with him.
629
00:35:53,173 --> 00:35:54,758
Eugene Schwartz.
630
00:36:07,270 --> 00:36:09,814
Whatever it is,
just say it quickly.
631
00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:14,402
Do you have more than one lipstick
in the same shade?
632
00:36:14,527 --> 00:36:17,405
Maybe one that has a sealing agent,
and one that doesn't?
633
00:36:17,530 --> 00:36:20,658
How could that possibly
be relevant to anything?
634
00:36:23,453 --> 00:36:29,542
You really don't think you're just
overreacting to the other night?
635
00:36:32,045 --> 00:36:34,506
Fine. I am overreacting.
636
00:36:35,673 --> 00:36:38,927
You've said plenty of lousy
things to me before.
637
00:36:39,052 --> 00:36:42,889
But reaching the final straw
has been a good thing,
638
00:36:43,014 --> 00:36:48,686
because it made me realize we not only
don't have a personal relationship,
639
00:36:48,812 --> 00:36:50,522
we never could.
640
00:36:53,817 --> 00:36:55,527
You're...
641
00:37:00,073 --> 00:37:04,661
You've been overreacting
to something I said?
642
00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:08,498
You insulted me,
I walked out.
643
00:37:08,623 --> 00:37:11,751
It's nothing that hasn't happened
a hundred times before.
644
00:37:17,131 --> 00:37:18,132
(EXHALING)
645
00:37:19,092 --> 00:37:20,426
I quit.
646
00:37:21,010 --> 00:37:22,095
Great.
647
00:37:24,472 --> 00:37:29,143
My nanny is off the clock at 7:30.
So your week off...
648
00:37:29,269 --> 00:37:31,354
You can go suckle
the little bastard child
649
00:37:31,479 --> 00:37:33,565
who makes you
feel good about yourself.
650
00:37:36,693 --> 00:37:38,152
Screw you.
651
00:37:55,587 --> 00:37:59,340
No, no. That's
not what happened.
652
00:37:59,465 --> 00:38:03,052
I told you that I needed you.
You helped me.
653
00:38:04,512 --> 00:38:06,139
Are you okay?
654
00:38:30,496 --> 00:38:31,956
Are you okay?
655
00:40:21,983 --> 00:40:28,072
So, this is the story you made up
about who you are. It's a nice one.
656
00:40:31,784 --> 00:40:33,703
Too bad it isn't true.
657
00:40:43,921 --> 00:40:45,214
No.
658
00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:48,426
I'm not okay.
659
00:41:27,173 --> 00:41:30,009
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