1 00:00:06,028 --> 00:00:07,696 That's okay, Eileen. I got this. 2 00:00:07,821 --> 00:00:08,822 You sure? 3 00:00:08,947 --> 00:00:09,781 Yeah, you get home. 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:11,158 Thanks, Danny. See you in the morning. 5 00:00:11,283 --> 00:00:12,826 I'll be here. 6 00:00:20,959 --> 00:00:22,044 (EXHALES) 7 00:00:22,169 --> 00:00:23,837 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 8 00:00:34,139 --> 00:00:35,474 (SIGHS) 9 00:00:35,599 --> 00:00:36,808 Food's gone, Daryl. We're closed. 10 00:00:36,933 --> 00:00:39,853 You wouldn't happen to have an extra coat in there, would you? 11 00:00:39,978 --> 00:00:43,440 - You're wearing a coat. - A winter coat, man. It's cold. 12 00:00:43,565 --> 00:00:44,775 Come on. 13 00:00:53,825 --> 00:00:54,910 Here. 14 00:00:55,786 --> 00:00:57,120 (SIGHS) 15 00:00:57,496 --> 00:01:01,708 Rangers? You expect me to wear this in Jersey? 16 00:01:01,833 --> 00:01:04,961 Come on, man, where's your sense of humor? 17 00:01:05,087 --> 00:01:06,338 Good night, Daryl. 18 00:01:44,584 --> 00:01:46,211 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 19 00:01:46,795 --> 00:01:48,088 Go away. 20 00:01:48,964 --> 00:01:50,882 (CONTINUES KNOCKING) 21 00:02:10,110 --> 00:02:11,695 That's not funny, freak. 22 00:02:13,530 --> 00:02:15,741 No one is laughing, Daniel. 23 00:03:01,828 --> 00:03:03,872 (INDISTINCT CHATTERING) 24 00:03:03,997 --> 00:03:05,665 You doing anything Friday? 25 00:03:05,791 --> 00:03:08,543 I'm taking a lovely young lady to the Philharmonic. 26 00:03:08,668 --> 00:03:10,629 Is that your way of saying you're having sex with a hooker? 27 00:03:10,754 --> 00:03:13,799 Two. Can't create a harmonic with just one. 28 00:03:13,924 --> 00:03:16,676 Well, I was hoping you might be available for Rachel's Simchat Bat. 29 00:03:16,802 --> 00:03:19,012 - It's a... - Jewish baby naming ceremony. 30 00:03:19,137 --> 00:03:22,724 A time-honored tradition, dating all the way back to the 1960s. 31 00:03:23,266 --> 00:03:24,935 My house at 7:00. 32 00:03:25,060 --> 00:03:28,688 It'll just be the rabbi and a few friends and some family. 33 00:03:28,814 --> 00:03:30,565 Nothing like welcoming a baby into the world 34 00:03:30,690 --> 00:03:32,859 with a completely naked display of hypocrisy. 35 00:03:32,984 --> 00:03:34,653 There'll be plenty of wine 36 00:03:34,778 --> 00:03:37,364 and nice people you can quietly mock. 37 00:03:37,489 --> 00:03:38,615 Wish I could, 38 00:03:38,740 --> 00:03:41,368 but I already put down a deposit on 16 crates of Jell-O. 39 00:03:41,493 --> 00:03:42,661 House. 40 00:03:44,538 --> 00:03:47,666 It's one evening. I'd like you to be there. 41 00:03:47,791 --> 00:03:52,546 Religious hokum against sponge bath. Can I get back to you? 42 00:04:03,265 --> 00:04:05,684 Can I help you? 43 00:04:05,809 --> 00:04:07,143 Just browsing, thanks. 44 00:04:08,144 --> 00:04:10,856 Happy to be underachieving again? 45 00:04:10,981 --> 00:04:12,816 Running the ER is slacker heaven. 46 00:04:13,483 --> 00:04:15,110 Looking for anything in particular? 47 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:16,278 Not anymore. 48 00:04:16,653 --> 00:04:18,113 - Where's this guy? - Why? 49 00:04:18,238 --> 00:04:21,741 'Cause he's my next patient. It'd be rude of me not to introduce myself. 50 00:04:21,867 --> 00:04:24,536 He's a drunk priest who hallucinated Jesus. 51 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:26,496 Afraid you might have missed something? 52 00:04:26,621 --> 00:04:28,039 Afraid you're wasting everyone's time? 53 00:04:28,164 --> 00:04:30,542 It's obviously either alcohol or exhaustion. 54 00:04:30,917 --> 00:04:33,545 So, you admit you have no idea which? 55 00:04:34,337 --> 00:04:37,549 I admit that I'm too busy to care who you're screwing with. 56 00:04:39,926 --> 00:04:41,052 Don't thank me. 57 00:04:41,177 --> 00:04:44,222 Just knowing I can be of assistance is thanks enough. 58 00:04:49,019 --> 00:04:51,980 You went out of your way to pick him? This is nothing. 59 00:04:52,105 --> 00:04:54,107 There are no small cases... 60 00:04:54,232 --> 00:04:56,276 Any guesses where this joke is going? 61 00:04:57,736 --> 00:04:59,070 Could be psychomotor epilepsy. 62 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:00,280 TAUB: Could be alcohol. 63 00:05:00,405 --> 00:05:02,449 Shouldn't we let the ER rule the obvious out before... 64 00:05:02,574 --> 00:05:04,910 Could be atropine toxicity, occipital lobe tumor. 65 00:05:05,035 --> 00:05:06,912 You know something about this case you're not telling us? 66 00:05:07,037 --> 00:05:09,039 - Why would you think that? - 'Cause you wanna screw with us. 67 00:05:09,164 --> 00:05:11,541 Or screw with a hallucinating priest. 68 00:05:11,833 --> 00:05:14,252 Both are possible. There's only one way to find out. 69 00:05:14,377 --> 00:05:17,130 Run an EEG for epilepsy, CT his brain for tumors. 70 00:05:18,089 --> 00:05:20,842 And go check his house of God for toxins. 71 00:05:21,509 --> 00:05:23,428 Foreteen, hold up. 72 00:05:25,931 --> 00:05:27,933 This department is broken, 73 00:05:28,058 --> 00:05:30,977 and I'm not going to take a real case until it's fixed. 74 00:05:31,102 --> 00:05:34,522 Job or relationship, your choice. 75 00:05:36,608 --> 00:05:37,442 What? 76 00:05:37,567 --> 00:05:39,819 To put it in terms you might better understand, 77 00:05:39,945 --> 00:05:42,364 if you don't split, you must quit. 78 00:05:42,489 --> 00:05:44,866 The drug trial is over. I'm out, she's out. 79 00:05:44,991 --> 00:05:45,825 Don't care. 80 00:05:45,951 --> 00:05:47,577 We're adults, we can handle this. 81 00:05:47,786 --> 00:05:48,787 You just have to give us a chance. 82 00:05:48,912 --> 00:05:51,831 No, you're not, no, you can't, and, no, I don't. 83 00:05:52,207 --> 00:05:56,169 Mull it over. You got till the end of this fake case to decide. 84 00:06:01,257 --> 00:06:03,009 I wasn't drunk. 85 00:06:03,426 --> 00:06:04,844 I had one or two drinks. 86 00:06:04,970 --> 00:06:06,972 People often underestimate alcohol's effect on their... 87 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:09,891 I was on my way to six. I know how alcohol affects me. 88 00:06:10,016 --> 00:06:11,393 This wasn't the alcohol. 89 00:06:11,518 --> 00:06:14,604 You lived in Manhattan for three years, then a year in Oregon, 90 00:06:14,729 --> 00:06:17,732 18 months in New Mexico, less than a year in Wisconsin, 91 00:06:17,857 --> 00:06:20,568 and now you've been living in Trenton for the last six months. 92 00:06:20,694 --> 00:06:21,945 Yeah. 93 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:24,864 The more we know about you, 94 00:06:24,990 --> 00:06:26,491 the more likely it is we can help you. 95 00:06:26,616 --> 00:06:28,493 Mmm. It's not medically relevant, so... 96 00:06:28,618 --> 00:06:31,496 No way to know, unless you went to medical school. 97 00:06:32,455 --> 00:06:34,082 (SIGHS) 98 00:06:36,584 --> 00:06:38,837 Four years ago, a teen in a youth group at my church 99 00:06:38,962 --> 00:06:41,047 accused me of inappropriate contact. 100 00:06:41,172 --> 00:06:43,341 I was innocent, but the church decided to transfer me, 101 00:06:43,466 --> 00:06:45,802 said it would be easier for all involved. 102 00:06:45,927 --> 00:06:47,804 When the parishioners at the new church 103 00:06:47,929 --> 00:06:49,472 got wind of why I'd been transferred, 104 00:06:49,597 --> 00:06:52,851 they were unhappy. 105 00:06:52,976 --> 00:06:55,478 I was sent off again and again. 106 00:06:55,603 --> 00:06:58,314 And how is any of that medically relevant? 107 00:06:59,190 --> 00:07:01,067 So, the kid lied? 108 00:07:02,152 --> 00:07:03,778 He was confused. 109 00:07:03,903 --> 00:07:06,614 Confused whether you molested him or not? 110 00:07:06,740 --> 00:07:08,658 Okay, you wanted to know why I moved around so much, 111 00:07:08,783 --> 00:07:09,617 and I told you. 112 00:07:09,743 --> 00:07:11,619 How about telling me why I was hallucinating? 113 00:07:11,745 --> 00:07:13,997 Syphilis could explain the hallucination. 114 00:07:14,122 --> 00:07:15,957 I'm not sexually active. 115 00:07:16,875 --> 00:07:18,793 You don't have to admit you did anything with the kid. 116 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:20,086 You weren't always a priest. 117 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:21,921 I wanted to be since I was 12. 118 00:07:22,047 --> 00:07:24,424 I entered the seminary when I was 17. 119 00:07:24,549 --> 00:07:26,217 Maybe it wasn't a hallucination. 120 00:07:26,342 --> 00:07:27,844 Maybe it really was Jesus. 121 00:07:27,969 --> 00:07:28,803 I'm not insane. 122 00:07:28,928 --> 00:07:30,805 KUTNER: Seeing Jesus makes you insane? 123 00:07:30,930 --> 00:07:32,891 Bit of an odd attitude coming from a priest. 124 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:36,895 Well, it's just a job now. The fairytale ended a long time ago. 125 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:42,358 You're a wuss, part wimp, part puss. 126 00:07:42,484 --> 00:07:44,778 I have no choice. I'm part of the ceremony. 127 00:07:44,903 --> 00:07:47,238 I thought you were already circumcised. 128 00:07:47,363 --> 00:07:49,824 It's one night for a friend. 129 00:07:49,949 --> 00:07:51,451 What about the friend who has two tickets 130 00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:53,036 to see Brubeck at the Blue Note? 131 00:07:53,161 --> 00:07:54,704 I thought you had an orgy planned. 132 00:07:54,829 --> 00:07:55,872 I lied. 133 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,290 Are you lying about the Brubeck tickets? 134 00:07:57,415 --> 00:07:59,959 Yes, but only to save you from yourself. 135 00:08:00,085 --> 00:08:03,338 I'll be fine, and so will Cuddy, if you don't show up. 136 00:08:03,463 --> 00:08:05,632 I'm surprised she even invited you. 137 00:08:06,800 --> 00:08:08,593 It is oddly flattering. 138 00:08:09,511 --> 00:08:11,763 God, I'm so sick of his stupid stunts. 139 00:08:11,888 --> 00:08:14,516 Everybody has to put up with their boss' stupid stunts. 140 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:17,435 No, they don't. There's HR, there's Cuddy, there's other jobs. 141 00:08:17,560 --> 00:08:19,020 House doesn't listen to HR, 142 00:08:19,145 --> 00:08:21,314 Cuddy'll let him fire us before she fires him, 143 00:08:21,439 --> 00:08:23,358 and I don't want another job. 144 00:08:23,483 --> 00:08:25,735 Why do you cling to him? Why do you defend him? 145 00:08:25,860 --> 00:08:26,986 Just because I don't want to be unemployed 146 00:08:27,112 --> 00:08:28,154 doesn't mean I'm co-dependent. 147 00:08:28,279 --> 00:08:31,074 I'm not saying you're co-dependent, I'm saying you're scared. 148 00:08:32,408 --> 00:08:33,701 (SIGHS) 149 00:08:36,788 --> 00:08:39,958 You know what? You're right. 150 00:08:41,459 --> 00:08:43,002 So, you wanna quit? 151 00:08:43,128 --> 00:08:46,756 No, I wanna stop a stupid stunt. 152 00:08:46,881 --> 00:08:49,676 House doesn't want either one of us to quit. He wants this. 153 00:08:49,801 --> 00:08:53,555 He's got two lab rats in a maze and thrown in one piece of cheese. 154 00:08:54,889 --> 00:08:56,099 (CHUCKLES) 155 00:08:58,893 --> 00:09:00,436 So, what do we do? 156 00:09:01,688 --> 00:09:02,939 Nothing. 157 00:09:04,816 --> 00:09:05,650 HOUSE: Cool. 158 00:09:05,775 --> 00:09:07,110 It's cool he's a child molester? 159 00:09:07,318 --> 00:09:09,571 It's cool that a priest doesn't believe in God. 160 00:09:09,696 --> 00:09:11,990 It's cool that God did to him what he did to the kid. 161 00:09:12,115 --> 00:09:13,491 Allegedly. 162 00:09:13,616 --> 00:09:14,617 You think he's innocent? 163 00:09:14,742 --> 00:09:16,035 He had honest eyes? 164 00:09:16,161 --> 00:09:16,995 And you think he's guilty, 165 00:09:17,120 --> 00:09:18,955 which explains why you're dying to discharge him. 166 00:09:19,080 --> 00:09:20,665 I'm dying to discharge him because he's not sick, 167 00:09:20,790 --> 00:09:22,542 - not because he's a pedophile. - Allegedly. 168 00:09:22,667 --> 00:09:24,502 You actually believe the kid got confused? 169 00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:27,714 If everybody lies, that includes teenage boys. 170 00:09:27,839 --> 00:09:30,008 Aren't we lucky to have such an interesting patient? 171 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,926 Had. There's nothing wrong with him. 172 00:09:32,051 --> 00:09:34,470 World's most boring case just became a page turner, 173 00:09:34,596 --> 00:09:36,055 and you want to tear out the last chapter? 174 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:38,558 You want to examine his character, go to his soup kitchen. 175 00:09:38,683 --> 00:09:41,436 We're done testing him for things he doesn't have. 176 00:09:42,228 --> 00:09:44,856 Bad news for Foreman and Thirteen. 177 00:09:46,149 --> 00:09:47,233 HOUSE: Case is over. 178 00:09:47,358 --> 00:09:48,860 We're not splitting up. 179 00:09:49,819 --> 00:09:51,070 So, which one of you is taking a hike? 180 00:09:51,196 --> 00:09:53,364 And neither of us is quitting. 181 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:55,241 Interesting. 182 00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:57,160 You were fine with Chase and Cameron dating. 183 00:09:57,285 --> 00:09:58,870 You obviously don't actually have an... 184 00:09:58,995 --> 00:10:00,163 You're fired. 185 00:10:02,874 --> 00:10:04,167 How long you gonna keep this up? 186 00:10:04,292 --> 00:10:06,961 - We know you're not... - Wrong. Again. 187 00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:08,963 In fact, in the last few weeks, 188 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:11,299 it's hard to remember a correct call you made. 189 00:10:11,424 --> 00:10:14,052 If Chase had compromised his professional judgment to help Cameron, 190 00:10:14,177 --> 00:10:15,845 I would have fired his ass, too. 191 00:10:15,970 --> 00:10:17,096 FOREMAN: When my mistake blew up, 192 00:10:17,222 --> 00:10:20,016 you did everything to keep me from contacting the drug company. 193 00:10:20,141 --> 00:10:22,477 To save your license, not your job, 194 00:10:22,602 --> 00:10:24,187 and definitely not your relationship. 195 00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:27,065 So, badge. 196 00:10:30,318 --> 00:10:31,527 Fine. 197 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,211 Why don't you see if you can find us a real case? 198 00:10:55,718 --> 00:10:58,096 How can you discharge me when you have no idea what's wrong? 199 00:10:58,221 --> 00:11:01,557 We know what's wrong, and now that you've slept it off... 200 00:11:01,683 --> 00:11:03,393 It's not just the hallucination. 201 00:11:03,518 --> 00:11:07,021 I feel nauseous, my foot feels numb, like it's fallen asleep. 202 00:11:07,146 --> 00:11:08,481 You didn't mention that before. 203 00:11:08,606 --> 00:11:10,024 I didn't notice it before. 204 00:11:10,149 --> 00:11:11,401 Are you hiding from someone? 205 00:11:11,526 --> 00:11:12,986 Why are you so intent on staying here? 206 00:11:13,111 --> 00:11:16,239 I don't feel well. I know there's something wrong with me. 207 00:11:16,364 --> 00:11:18,032 Which foot? 208 00:11:18,157 --> 00:11:19,200 My ma. 209 00:11:27,083 --> 00:11:28,001 Oh, God. 210 00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:33,631 What the hell is that? What is that? 211 00:11:35,133 --> 00:11:37,093 Your toe just fell off. 212 00:11:38,136 --> 00:11:39,429 (SIGHS) 213 00:11:42,682 --> 00:11:45,143 Must be my lucky day. 214 00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:47,603 New symptom means the old symptom was a real symptom, 215 00:11:47,729 --> 00:11:50,690 and I get to keep our pederast priest after all. 216 00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:52,483 Where are Foreman and Thirteen? 217 00:11:52,608 --> 00:11:53,526 They left. 218 00:11:53,651 --> 00:11:56,029 Leprosy could cause necrosis and hallucinations. 219 00:11:56,154 --> 00:11:57,238 Why would they leave? 220 00:11:57,363 --> 00:11:59,782 Because Foreman doesn't work here anymore, 221 00:11:59,907 --> 00:12:03,328 and Thirteen is mad that I fired him. 222 00:12:04,704 --> 00:12:06,331 Don't worry, she'll be back. 223 00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:08,541 She'll be pissed off, she'll want to take a stand, 224 00:12:08,666 --> 00:12:10,335 and then Foreman will convince her there's no reason 225 00:12:10,460 --> 00:12:12,253 both of them should be out of a job. 226 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:13,504 Leprosy's a bad fit. 227 00:12:13,629 --> 00:12:14,672 Why'd you fire Foreman? 228 00:12:14,797 --> 00:12:17,008 I gave him a choice, split or quit. 229 00:12:17,133 --> 00:12:19,844 He chose neither. How about ergotism? 230 00:12:19,969 --> 00:12:21,554 He's giving up his career for her? 231 00:12:21,679 --> 00:12:23,556 He's giving up this career for her. 232 00:12:23,681 --> 00:12:27,185 No, normal white blood count. Carbon monoxide poisoning? 233 00:12:27,310 --> 00:12:28,144 They're good doctors. 234 00:12:28,269 --> 00:12:30,146 Separately, they're great doctors. 235 00:12:30,271 --> 00:12:33,649 Better than you. Together they're morons. 236 00:12:33,775 --> 00:12:35,401 Go check out the house that they would have checked 237 00:12:35,526 --> 00:12:36,694 had this been a real case. 238 00:12:36,819 --> 00:12:38,905 And page Thirteen, tell her to run the blood for CO, 239 00:12:39,030 --> 00:12:42,367 and get the priest in a hyperbaric chamber before anything else falls off. 240 00:12:45,953 --> 00:12:47,872 So, what are we gonna do now? 241 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:51,959 I get a letter of recommendation from Cuddy and find a new job. 242 00:12:52,085 --> 00:12:54,253 Oh, that's it? You're just gonna give up? 243 00:12:55,463 --> 00:12:59,384 House was right. Our relationship did affect my judgment. 244 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:04,222 Then I should quit. It'll be easier for me to find another job. 245 00:13:05,056 --> 00:13:06,349 Not like this one. 246 00:13:06,474 --> 00:13:07,850 (SIGHS) 247 00:13:07,975 --> 00:13:09,435 We should both quit. 248 00:13:09,560 --> 00:13:11,020 What's that gonna accomplish? 249 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:15,441 Don't worry, I'll be fine. 250 00:13:17,777 --> 00:13:19,362 We'll be fine. 251 00:13:26,619 --> 00:13:28,329 (PAGER BEEPING) 252 00:13:28,746 --> 00:13:30,123 (SIGHS) 253 00:13:31,249 --> 00:13:32,542 Go ahead. 254 00:13:33,376 --> 00:13:34,752 I'll see you tonight? 255 00:13:34,877 --> 00:13:36,087 I'll be home early. 256 00:13:43,970 --> 00:13:45,596 KUTNER: You really think House is done with Foreman? 257 00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:47,640 TAUB: If you ask me, Foreman should be done with Thirteen. 258 00:13:47,765 --> 00:13:49,267 He's not gonna get a better job, 259 00:13:49,392 --> 00:13:52,186 which means he'll end up resenting her for losing this one, 260 00:13:52,311 --> 00:13:53,521 which she'll end up resenting. 261 00:13:54,021 --> 00:13:55,565 Or the hardship will bring them closer together, 262 00:13:55,690 --> 00:13:58,609 she'll invite friends over for Foreman to share. 263 00:13:59,485 --> 00:14:00,945 No leaks from the heater. 264 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:03,322 She's not a nympho, she's bisexual, 265 00:14:03,448 --> 00:14:05,241 which, by the way, means she's accustomed to partners 266 00:14:05,366 --> 00:14:07,452 who don't need a map to find the treasure. 267 00:14:07,577 --> 00:14:10,413 CO poisoning might have come from these cigarettes. 268 00:14:10,538 --> 00:14:12,623 Not unless he was smoking them in a bell jar. 269 00:14:12,748 --> 00:14:14,167 And even if you know where the treasure is, 270 00:14:14,292 --> 00:14:16,502 it can still be pretty hard to dig it up without a shovel. 271 00:14:16,627 --> 00:14:18,421 You can buy a shovel. 272 00:14:23,468 --> 00:14:24,886 (CLEARS THROAT) 273 00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:31,225 Let's see, how do I keep House 274 00:14:31,350 --> 00:14:35,104 from ruining my precious display of religious hypocrisy? 275 00:14:35,229 --> 00:14:37,440 I know, I'll pressure him to attend, 276 00:14:37,565 --> 00:14:40,234 knowing that he'll never agree to anything I actually want him to do. 277 00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:42,862 I didn't pressure you, I invited you. 278 00:14:42,987 --> 00:14:45,531 And there's nothing hypocritical about recognizing your heritage. 279 00:14:45,656 --> 00:14:47,366 So, you keeping kosher now? 280 00:14:47,492 --> 00:14:49,076 Wearing four-cornered garments? 281 00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:51,954 Slaughtering heifers to the god Ra? 282 00:14:52,079 --> 00:14:54,290 Wait, is that one of your people? 283 00:14:54,415 --> 00:14:56,501 Do it all, do nothing or option C, 284 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,586 you're a liar and a hypocrite. 285 00:14:58,711 --> 00:15:02,965 House, for better or for worse, you are a part of my life. 286 00:15:03,090 --> 00:15:06,469 It isn't a ploy, it's a sincere invitation. 287 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,387 I honestly want you to come. 288 00:15:10,181 --> 00:15:11,974 Wouldn't miss it for the world. 289 00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:17,063 I'm glad. 290 00:15:20,983 --> 00:15:24,111 You idiot. I was free and clear. 291 00:15:24,237 --> 00:15:26,489 Now he's coming, and it's your fault. 292 00:15:26,614 --> 00:15:28,241 Since when have your failed attempts 293 00:15:28,366 --> 00:15:30,868 at communication through lies become my fault? 294 00:15:30,993 --> 00:15:34,330 Since you forgot how to keep your mouth shut. 295 00:15:34,455 --> 00:15:37,083 You messed it up, and now you're gonna fix it. 296 00:15:37,208 --> 00:15:39,460 And you're gonna keep my name out of it. 297 00:15:42,922 --> 00:15:43,923 KUTNER: How is he? 298 00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:46,342 THIRTEEN: Stable. Necrosis doesn't look to be spreading. 299 00:15:46,467 --> 00:15:48,844 I was talking about Foreman. Is he really gonna leave? 300 00:15:48,970 --> 00:15:51,055 That's usually what people do when they get fired. 301 00:15:51,180 --> 00:15:52,181 Why are you biting my head off? 302 00:15:52,306 --> 00:15:53,766 I was just wondering what he was gonna do. 303 00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:55,685 You're right, I'm sorry. It's not your fault. 304 00:15:55,810 --> 00:15:57,103 It's not House's fault, either. 305 00:15:57,228 --> 00:15:58,646 He gave you guys a chance, you blew it. 306 00:15:58,771 --> 00:16:00,690 He didn't give us a chance, he gave us an ultimatum. 307 00:16:00,815 --> 00:16:03,776 I would have thought five years here would buy a mistake or two. 308 00:16:04,527 --> 00:16:05,820 Help me! 309 00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:10,491 Help me. 310 00:16:13,661 --> 00:16:16,247 I can't breathe. Feels like someone's sitting on my chest. 311 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:18,374 Looks like a heart attack. 312 00:16:18,583 --> 00:16:20,293 (BREATHING HEAVILY) 313 00:16:22,211 --> 00:16:23,838 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 314 00:16:26,966 --> 00:16:28,634 I assume you've heard. 315 00:16:30,970 --> 00:16:32,388 I can't override him. 316 00:16:32,513 --> 00:16:34,390 I'm not asking you to override him. 317 00:16:34,515 --> 00:16:36,475 I'm asking for a letter of recommendation. 318 00:16:37,602 --> 00:16:42,440 Eric, the reality here is, House should have fired you. 319 00:16:42,565 --> 00:16:44,483 You falsified medical records, 320 00:16:44,609 --> 00:16:46,777 put this hospital's reputation in jeopardy. 321 00:16:46,902 --> 00:16:48,904 You're lucky you still have a license. 322 00:16:50,489 --> 00:16:54,285 I can't get a decent position at another hospital without a recommendation. 323 00:16:58,080 --> 00:16:59,707 I'm sorry. 324 00:17:04,003 --> 00:17:07,131 Chest pain wasn't angina. EKG ruled out heart attack. 325 00:17:07,256 --> 00:17:10,134 So, the good news is, he didn't have a heart attack. 326 00:17:10,259 --> 00:17:12,261 The bad news is, I apparently fired the only guy 327 00:17:12,386 --> 00:17:15,056 who actually knows what a heart attack looks like. 328 00:17:15,181 --> 00:17:16,932 So, the man of God who doesn't believe in God 329 00:17:17,058 --> 00:17:19,101 had a heart attack that isn't a heart attack. 330 00:17:19,226 --> 00:17:21,937 Do I know how to pick awesome cases or what? 331 00:17:22,063 --> 00:17:23,356 Could be a clotting disorder. 332 00:17:23,481 --> 00:17:25,149 Three different symptoms, three different clots? 333 00:17:25,274 --> 00:17:29,528 I know. How cool is that? You two do an angio. 334 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:35,576 You don't want to work, so why don't you just go get me a lottery ticket? 335 00:17:35,701 --> 00:17:37,620 The sicker he gets, the luckier I feel. 336 00:17:37,745 --> 00:17:39,205 KUTNER: Where are you going? 337 00:17:39,330 --> 00:17:41,499 I've been wanting to introduce myself. 338 00:17:49,131 --> 00:17:50,966 You really a virgin? 339 00:17:52,385 --> 00:17:54,220 You have to treat me, you don't have to believe me. 340 00:17:54,345 --> 00:17:57,056 And before we treat you, we have to diagnose you. 341 00:17:57,181 --> 00:17:59,392 Not knowing whether we can believe you is making that difficult. 342 00:17:59,517 --> 00:18:01,143 Everything I've told you is true. 343 00:18:01,268 --> 00:18:05,231 You lost your faith because a teenager got confused. 344 00:18:05,356 --> 00:18:07,733 And my church abandoned me, and my God forsook me, 345 00:18:07,858 --> 00:18:10,403 and I couldn't come up with a reason why a god would do that. 346 00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:12,530 God gave the church and the kid free will. 347 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:14,949 Their exercise of that free will hurt you. 348 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:18,202 Means you're just a victim of God's gift to mankind. 349 00:18:18,327 --> 00:18:20,204 Oh, yeah. God wants life to have meaning. 350 00:18:20,329 --> 00:18:22,123 Life's meaningless without free will. 351 00:18:22,248 --> 00:18:25,876 With free will, there's always suffering. So God wants suffering. 352 00:18:26,001 --> 00:18:29,672 I got tired of that argument before I even finished saying it. 353 00:18:29,797 --> 00:18:32,967 And even if I bought that, what the hell is God doing? 354 00:18:33,092 --> 00:18:34,593 Just the big stuff? 355 00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:36,971 The acts of God, the hurricanes, the earthquakes, 356 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:39,557 the random killings of millions of innocent people? 357 00:18:39,682 --> 00:18:41,100 Then we better damn pray. 358 00:18:43,102 --> 00:18:45,229 God, I wish you weren't a pedophile. 359 00:18:46,480 --> 00:18:50,901 Lungs are clean. No embolism, no pleurisy, no pneumonia. 360 00:18:51,026 --> 00:18:52,653 I'm sorry, this is going to hurt. 361 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:55,030 No, it's fine. 362 00:18:55,489 --> 00:18:56,615 KUTNER: No pain at all? 363 00:18:56,741 --> 00:19:00,619 - No, why? - Because there should be. 364 00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,914 You feel that? 365 00:19:04,039 --> 00:19:05,082 No. 366 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,251 Regional anesthesia's a new symptom. 367 00:19:07,376 --> 00:19:09,503 Unless the chest pain is related to the numbness. 368 00:19:09,628 --> 00:19:11,464 It's not circulatory, it's neurological. 369 00:19:11,589 --> 00:19:13,299 Run a nerve conduction study. 370 00:19:13,424 --> 00:19:15,134 And be careful. If you kill him, 371 00:19:15,259 --> 00:19:17,178 he'll be dancing with the Dark One. 372 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:23,267 Why the hell are you going to Cuddy's baby naming? 373 00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:25,394 It's a religious ceremony, it's boring. 374 00:19:25,519 --> 00:19:27,229 Why waste a good evening that could be much better spent 375 00:19:27,354 --> 00:19:30,149 in a drunken stupor, feeling sorry for yourself? 376 00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:31,275 Okay- 377 00:19:31,400 --> 00:19:33,194 Okay? Okay, you won't go? 378 00:19:33,319 --> 00:19:35,154 Okay, your obligation to Cuddy is fulfilled. 379 00:19:35,279 --> 00:19:36,322 (SIGHS) 380 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:37,281 Why are you doing this? 381 00:19:37,406 --> 00:19:38,866 Why did Hillary conquer Everest? 382 00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:39,825 You always have a reason. 383 00:19:39,950 --> 00:19:41,410 It's usually a bad one, but a reason. 384 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:42,661 She's being childish. 385 00:19:42,787 --> 00:19:45,873 See, that's an example from the bad category. Is it resentment? 386 00:19:45,998 --> 00:19:48,167 The stork brought home a new baby and you don't want to share Mommy, 387 00:19:48,292 --> 00:19:51,003 or you just can't stand to see others happy? 388 00:19:51,128 --> 00:19:52,338 She's trying to play me. 389 00:19:52,463 --> 00:19:55,174 If I let her succeed, the terrorists win. 390 00:19:59,094 --> 00:20:00,679 (BOTH CHATTERING) 391 00:20:02,139 --> 00:20:04,767 I heard there might be an opening in the ER. 392 00:20:04,892 --> 00:20:06,685 Foreman's a neurologist, that's not where he... 393 00:20:06,811 --> 00:20:08,854 I did an ER rotation in Miami. 394 00:20:08,979 --> 00:20:12,483 If I can find another position, I figure House will rehire Foreman. 395 00:20:12,608 --> 00:20:13,859 Don't quit. 396 00:20:13,984 --> 00:20:15,528 Cuddy wouldn't give Foreman a recommendation. 397 00:20:15,653 --> 00:20:17,321 He's not gonna be able to find a decent job. 398 00:20:17,446 --> 00:20:18,656 Foreman shouldn't leave, either. 399 00:20:18,781 --> 00:20:21,408 You think they should split up? 400 00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,869 Office romances are a bad idea. 401 00:20:25,621 --> 00:20:27,206 We beat some very long odds. 402 00:20:27,331 --> 00:20:29,834 Wow, honey, save the gushy stuff for the wedding. 403 00:20:29,959 --> 00:20:30,876 House is playing with you. 404 00:20:31,001 --> 00:20:32,962 If you let him get away with it, he won't respect you anyway. 405 00:20:33,087 --> 00:20:34,296 Or House is helping you. 406 00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:36,006 He knows it probably won't work out, 407 00:20:36,131 --> 00:20:39,176 and he's actually doing you a favor. 408 00:20:39,301 --> 00:20:41,595 Yeah, that sounds a lot more like House. 409 00:20:41,720 --> 00:20:44,807 I know they're looking for someone at Mercy. I'll make a call. 410 00:20:47,184 --> 00:20:48,143 Is your boss always like that? 411 00:20:48,269 --> 00:20:49,395 Usually worse. 412 00:20:49,520 --> 00:20:52,565 Finding a fellow atheist always makes his day. 413 00:20:52,690 --> 00:20:55,234 You think it's possible maybe God's testing your faith? 414 00:20:55,359 --> 00:20:56,569 No, I already failed. 415 00:20:56,694 --> 00:20:58,988 There'd be no point in what he's doing to me now. 416 00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:01,782 Got something. Looks like intercostal neuralgia. 417 00:21:01,907 --> 00:21:03,075 BRESSON: What's that? 418 00:21:03,200 --> 00:21:06,245 Something's traumatizing one of the nerves that runs along your ribs. 419 00:21:06,370 --> 00:21:08,122 Explains the chest pain and numbness. 420 00:21:08,247 --> 00:21:09,915 Could also cause muscle atrophy. 421 00:21:10,040 --> 00:21:11,834 - Does it do anything to the eyes? - Why? What's wrong? 422 00:21:11,959 --> 00:21:13,627 You're seeing Jesus again? 423 00:21:13,752 --> 00:21:16,046 I'm seeing nothing. My right eye went blind. 424 00:21:22,845 --> 00:21:24,471 TAUB: Ophthalmological exam's normal. 425 00:21:24,597 --> 00:21:25,931 Nothing structurally wrong with the eye. 426 00:21:26,056 --> 00:21:28,976 His heart rate's down, sensory loss is becoming more diffuse, 427 00:21:29,101 --> 00:21:30,853 progressive muscle weakness. He's shutting down. 428 00:21:30,978 --> 00:21:33,898 It's got to be something systemic, like autoimmune. 429 00:21:38,903 --> 00:21:41,488 - CSF was clear for Guillain-Barré. - Cancer? 430 00:21:41,614 --> 00:21:43,532 TAUB: Imaging studies have been clear for tumors. 431 00:21:43,657 --> 00:21:44,950 Then that leaves infection. 432 00:21:45,075 --> 00:21:46,785 He'd be brimming with white blood cells. 433 00:21:46,911 --> 00:21:50,956 Or we're at the backstage door of a Duran Duran concert. 434 00:21:51,081 --> 00:21:54,418 Hundreds of screaming girls clustered around. 435 00:21:54,543 --> 00:21:55,377 What does that mean? 436 00:21:55,502 --> 00:21:56,503 That girls like rock bands. 437 00:21:56,629 --> 00:21:59,840 The presence of the fans indicates the presence of the band. 438 00:22:00,299 --> 00:22:02,676 Different night. Same band, same door. 439 00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:04,678 Now there's not a girl in sight. 440 00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:05,638 What does that mean? 441 00:22:05,763 --> 00:22:06,931 Sorry, I don't speak hair band. 442 00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:09,016 They weren't a hair band, they were new romantics. 443 00:22:09,141 --> 00:22:10,184 The band already left? 444 00:22:10,309 --> 00:22:13,145 Nope. Band's still there, still rocking out. 445 00:22:13,854 --> 00:22:17,566 When does the absence of the fans not indicate the absence of the band? 446 00:22:19,652 --> 00:22:22,863 When it's 2009. There aren't any Duran Duran fans. 447 00:22:23,113 --> 00:22:24,490 They don't make them anymore. 448 00:22:24,615 --> 00:22:25,741 If there's no infection, 449 00:22:25,866 --> 00:22:28,327 it's because there aren't any fans, no white cells. 450 00:22:28,452 --> 00:22:31,205 You think his spleen? 451 00:22:32,581 --> 00:22:34,583 Why do I bother with these great metaphors 452 00:22:34,708 --> 00:22:35,751 if I still have to spell it out? 453 00:22:35,876 --> 00:22:38,087 Yes, I think it's his spleen. Go get a biopsy. 454 00:22:38,212 --> 00:22:40,923 I'll try to get New Moon on Monday out of my head. 455 00:22:43,300 --> 00:22:45,594 Why are you talking this time? 456 00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:52,142 If I quit, will you rehire Foreman? 457 00:22:52,601 --> 00:22:53,602 Why? 458 00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:56,063 He can't find another job, I can. 459 00:22:56,605 --> 00:22:58,565 And you're willing to make that sacrifice for him? 460 00:22:58,691 --> 00:22:59,692 Yes. 461 00:23:01,318 --> 00:23:03,237 Does Foreman know about this plan? 462 00:23:03,362 --> 00:23:04,446 Yes. 463 00:23:09,827 --> 00:23:12,788 Well, if he's okay with it, who am I to say no? 464 00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:18,794 KUTNER: Hold still. 465 00:23:23,674 --> 00:23:25,217 You think it's my spleen? 466 00:23:25,342 --> 00:23:27,928 (SIGHS) That's what they're testing. 467 00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:31,890 So, if I happen to cure you, what happens then? 468 00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:35,769 You start thinking that God was working through me, 469 00:23:35,894 --> 00:23:37,479 this is some sort of miracle? 470 00:23:37,604 --> 00:23:39,523 Do you think I'm an idiot? 471 00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:40,941 That's what I'm testing. 472 00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:44,319 Losing my faith wasn't a choice I made. 473 00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:46,196 It happened, it's gone, for good. 474 00:23:46,321 --> 00:23:50,034 But if it can magically disappear, it can magically reappear. 475 00:23:50,492 --> 00:23:52,494 And that's what you're hoping. 476 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,913 - Your job... - Sucks. 477 00:23:55,039 --> 00:23:59,001 That's my point. You could make more money frapping decafs, 478 00:23:59,126 --> 00:24:01,879 and yet you're still ministering to the meek. 479 00:24:02,004 --> 00:24:04,590 Why do the Lord's work if the Lord has left the building? 480 00:24:04,715 --> 00:24:06,425 I've been with the church my entire adult life. 481 00:24:06,550 --> 00:24:08,677 It's my only marketable skill. 482 00:24:08,802 --> 00:24:11,597 I detect the stink of leftover faith. 483 00:24:12,431 --> 00:24:15,100 You want to talk hypocrisy, what about you? 484 00:24:15,225 --> 00:24:17,561 You act like you don't care about anyone, 485 00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:20,522 but here you are, saving lives. 486 00:24:20,647 --> 00:24:24,401 Solving puzzles. Saving lives is just collateral damage. 487 00:24:24,526 --> 00:24:27,821 Nice try. I don't think you're looking for somebody to prove you right, 488 00:24:27,946 --> 00:24:31,700 I think you're looking for somebody to prove you wrong, to give you hope. 489 00:24:34,453 --> 00:24:36,205 You want to believe, don't you? 490 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:43,879 Yeah. I want to walk out and find myself in a forest of whore trees. 491 00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:44,963 But I don't think it's a good idea 492 00:24:45,089 --> 00:24:47,925 to tell people to go fornicate with fruit. 493 00:24:53,972 --> 00:24:56,892 Hey, I was just talking about you. 494 00:24:57,017 --> 00:25:00,187 Well, not you specifically, whores and hypocrisy. 495 00:25:00,437 --> 00:25:04,483 (SIGHS) You were right. I don't want you there. 496 00:25:04,608 --> 00:25:08,529 It's a special occasion, filled with love and acceptance, 497 00:25:08,654 --> 00:25:09,822 and the last thing I need is someone there 498 00:25:09,947 --> 00:25:12,491 who's filled with loathing and contempt. 499 00:25:14,118 --> 00:25:15,577 Okay- 500 00:25:17,496 --> 00:25:18,705 That's it? 501 00:25:20,207 --> 00:25:22,167 You're really not coming? 502 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:23,627 I'm really not coming. 503 00:25:25,921 --> 00:25:27,422 Thank you. 504 00:25:27,548 --> 00:25:28,966 You're welcome. 505 00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:31,802 Gosh, I feel so grown-up. 506 00:25:34,263 --> 00:25:36,056 He's obviously just jerking you around. 507 00:25:36,181 --> 00:25:37,766 Wants to see if you're serious. 508 00:25:37,891 --> 00:25:39,935 If you just stick it out, I think he'll bring Foreman back. 509 00:25:40,060 --> 00:25:41,770 I don't. And even if I'm wrong, 510 00:25:41,895 --> 00:25:43,897 I think you should still split up. 511 00:25:44,022 --> 00:25:46,150 It's just a matter of time before one of you finds 512 00:25:46,275 --> 00:25:47,860 the other in bed with another woman. 513 00:25:48,068 --> 00:25:49,862 This coming from the relationship expert. 514 00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:51,113 12 years and counting. 515 00:25:51,238 --> 00:25:53,615 Hey, if you can make it that long, then anyone can. 516 00:25:53,740 --> 00:25:55,325 Funny how the two people in the room 517 00:25:55,450 --> 00:25:57,077 who think relationships are easy 518 00:25:57,202 --> 00:25:58,328 are both single. 519 00:25:58,453 --> 00:25:59,496 I don't think they're easy. 520 00:25:59,621 --> 00:26:00,455 That's why I think 521 00:26:00,581 --> 00:26:02,082 if you find something that could be good, 522 00:26:02,207 --> 00:26:03,083 you should hang on to it. 523 00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:05,961 Everything could be good, very little ever is. 524 00:26:06,086 --> 00:26:08,922 His spleen is fine. Just some insignificant traces of minor bugs. 525 00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:10,674 Nothing that'd make him sick. 526 00:26:10,799 --> 00:26:11,967 Which minor bugs? 527 00:26:15,721 --> 00:26:18,223 Why do people suddenly find religion when they have kids? 528 00:26:18,348 --> 00:26:19,808 Fear of the unknown. 529 00:26:20,684 --> 00:26:22,102 Cornerstone of faith. 530 00:26:23,312 --> 00:26:24,855 I think it makes perfect sense. 531 00:26:24,980 --> 00:26:28,358 So it makes sense because it doesn't make sense? 532 00:26:28,483 --> 00:26:31,653 The fact that you're railing about it doesn't make a lot of sense. 533 00:26:33,030 --> 00:26:34,907 You really got a thing for your boss, huh? 534 00:26:35,032 --> 00:26:38,202 I've got a thing for my boss's thing. 535 00:26:38,327 --> 00:26:42,497 She doesn't have a thing per so. I'm big on metaphors. 536 00:26:44,082 --> 00:26:47,961 What about you? Twenty-nine years of celibacy. 537 00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:49,254 What's holding you back now? 538 00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:51,548 Who wants a relationship with a priest? 539 00:26:51,673 --> 00:26:53,008 Who wants a relationship? 540 00:26:57,387 --> 00:26:58,972 House. 541 00:27:02,267 --> 00:27:03,727 It's the holy water. 542 00:27:03,852 --> 00:27:06,980 We assumed if it was an infection, it had to be something big and nasty. 543 00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:08,982 But he has pneumocystis, 544 00:27:09,107 --> 00:27:11,902 a harmless bug that's everywhere and never makes anyone sick, 545 00:27:12,027 --> 00:27:14,196 unless they have a compromised immune system. 546 00:27:23,455 --> 00:27:26,917 So Father Nietzsche has AIDS. 547 00:27:30,921 --> 00:27:32,339 Impossible. 548 00:27:32,714 --> 00:27:34,091 I've never had a blood transfusion, 549 00:27:34,216 --> 00:27:36,677 I've never done IV drugs, I've never had sex. 550 00:27:36,802 --> 00:27:38,262 So prove it. Have an AIDS test. 551 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:41,056 No. I know I don't have AIDS. 552 00:27:41,181 --> 00:27:43,267 We can't treat you until we know what it is. 553 00:27:43,392 --> 00:27:44,726 A negative result proves nothing. 554 00:27:44,851 --> 00:27:46,770 On the off chance it's a false positive, 555 00:27:46,895 --> 00:27:49,106 I permanently lose any credibility I have left. 556 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,399 I'd say you just lost that. 557 00:27:50,524 --> 00:27:52,567 I'd say I lost that with you a long time ago. 558 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,156 TAUB: We should start treatment for AIDS. 559 00:27:58,282 --> 00:27:59,116 KUTNER: We need to be sure. 560 00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:01,910 The antiretrovirals could fry his heart, his liver, his kidneys... 561 00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:03,662 - I'm willing to take that chance. - Big of you. 562 00:28:03,787 --> 00:28:05,580 I'm more worried about the kid he molested. 563 00:28:05,706 --> 00:28:06,915 We should be finding him and getting him tested. 564 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,125 You don't think he already got tested? 565 00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:09,876 Maybe he did, maybe he didn't, 566 00:28:10,002 --> 00:28:11,670 but that's a chance I'm not willing to take. 567 00:28:11,795 --> 00:28:14,298 Legally, we can't inform sexual partners about STDs. 568 00:28:14,423 --> 00:28:17,092 This isn't some middle-aged barfly who likes it bareback, 569 00:28:17,217 --> 00:28:18,802 this is an innocent kid who was molested. 570 00:28:18,927 --> 00:28:21,471 You just want to rub the priest's face in it. Get him transferred again. 571 00:28:21,596 --> 00:28:24,725 Yeah, heaven forbid a diddler has job issues. 572 00:28:24,850 --> 00:28:27,769 And you get brought up on charges. 573 00:28:27,894 --> 00:28:31,231 Lost enough doctors this week. Treat him for AIDS. 574 00:28:33,900 --> 00:28:35,319 Found a job. 575 00:28:36,403 --> 00:28:38,280 I didn't know you were looking. 576 00:28:38,405 --> 00:28:40,866 Eggers at Mercy says I can start Monday. 577 00:28:40,991 --> 00:28:43,827 - Why would you... - House says if I go, you can come back. 578 00:28:43,952 --> 00:28:45,579 (CHUCKLES) It's been less than two days. 579 00:28:45,704 --> 00:28:48,415 You give up on me that fast? You get a job behind my back? 580 00:28:48,540 --> 00:28:49,791 You're acting like I'm cheating on you. 581 00:28:49,916 --> 00:28:51,877 I said I would handle this. 582 00:28:53,420 --> 00:28:55,130 House knew you'd be like this. 583 00:28:56,131 --> 00:28:57,257 (SCOFFS) 584 00:28:57,382 --> 00:28:58,508 Wow. 585 00:28:59,426 --> 00:29:02,137 Guess House knows me better than you do. 586 00:29:02,262 --> 00:29:04,014 Too bad I don't go both ways. 587 00:29:05,057 --> 00:29:06,391 Good night. 588 00:29:11,313 --> 00:29:14,816 Don't you hate when they put the mushrooms underneath the cheese? 589 00:29:14,941 --> 00:29:18,278 Your attendance is validating her hypocrisy. 590 00:29:18,403 --> 00:29:22,491 If she invited you to a ceremonial lynching, would you go? 591 00:29:22,616 --> 00:29:26,328 It would depend on what she was serving. Everyone's a hypocrite. 592 00:29:26,453 --> 00:29:29,873 Why are you suddenly so obsessed with (Buddy's particular brand? 593 00:29:29,998 --> 00:29:31,917 I'm just making conversation. 594 00:29:32,042 --> 00:29:33,043 Would you rather we go back to talking 595 00:29:33,168 --> 00:29:34,878 about mushrooms and cheese? 596 00:29:35,712 --> 00:29:37,631 You're the hypocrite. You want to go. 597 00:29:38,048 --> 00:29:40,884 You don't resent this baby, you want to be a part of it. 598 00:29:41,009 --> 00:29:44,137 Yes, but not until her 16th birthday in some states. 599 00:29:44,262 --> 00:29:45,806 This is ridiculous. You two deserve each other. 600 00:29:45,931 --> 00:29:49,559 If you want to go, just go and act like a human being. 601 00:29:49,684 --> 00:29:53,355 Wow. Solid advice. Except for two things. 602 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:56,316 I'm acting like I don't want to go because I don't want to go, 603 00:29:56,441 --> 00:30:01,988 and I am incapable of acting like a human being. 604 00:30:15,377 --> 00:30:16,628 Ryan? 605 00:30:18,213 --> 00:30:21,675 - Yeah. - I'm Dr. Chris Taub. Can we talk? 606 00:30:22,175 --> 00:30:24,261 Yeah. What's wrong? 607 00:30:25,595 --> 00:30:27,180 In private? 608 00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:28,849 Nobody's listening to us here. 609 00:30:30,851 --> 00:30:32,978 I work at Princeton-Plainsboro Hospital. 610 00:30:33,103 --> 00:30:35,313 I have some news about Father Daniel Bresson. 611 00:30:37,149 --> 00:30:38,608 What about him? 612 00:30:40,861 --> 00:30:42,904 We believe he has AIDS. 613 00:30:44,197 --> 00:30:45,657 Okay, so? 614 00:30:46,533 --> 00:30:50,579 Well, given the incident four years ago, 615 00:30:50,704 --> 00:30:53,707 I think you should be tested, unless you've already done so. 616 00:30:59,004 --> 00:31:00,422 How sick is he? 617 00:31:00,547 --> 00:31:01,715 Very. 618 00:31:03,175 --> 00:31:05,218 Okay. Well, thanks. 619 00:31:06,428 --> 00:31:09,181 Have you been tested? 620 00:31:09,306 --> 00:31:10,640 Yeah. 621 00:31:11,850 --> 00:31:13,018 And? 622 00:31:13,894 --> 00:31:16,605 And it really isn't any of your business. 623 00:31:29,159 --> 00:31:30,702 I want my job back. 624 00:31:32,954 --> 00:31:37,501 Love, sacrifice, deception and now betrayal. 625 00:31:38,084 --> 00:31:39,836 This is better than a telenovela. 626 00:31:39,961 --> 00:31:41,379 What's going on? 627 00:31:41,505 --> 00:31:44,758 Well, either Foreman is here as the two of you discussed, 628 00:31:44,883 --> 00:31:47,469 to beg for his job back in exchange for me dumping you 629 00:31:47,677 --> 00:31:49,763 or nothing. 630 00:31:52,641 --> 00:31:53,683 You're trying to get me fired? 631 00:31:53,808 --> 00:31:55,977 I'm suggesting you quit and I stay, 632 00:31:56,186 --> 00:31:58,188 which is exactly what you suggested last night. 633 00:31:58,313 --> 00:31:59,856 I told Eggers I didn't want the job. 634 00:31:59,981 --> 00:32:03,568 Find another one. it took you eight hours to find that one. 635 00:32:03,693 --> 00:32:06,488 The point is, why didn't you tell me you were doing this? 636 00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:07,822 Why are you here without me? 637 00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:09,783 You're overreacting. We'll talk about this later. 638 00:32:09,908 --> 00:32:11,868 That's what this is about. It's about you taking control. 639 00:32:11,993 --> 00:32:14,412 It's about you not being able to handle me saving your ass. 640 00:32:14,538 --> 00:32:16,289 And you're not being controlling right now? 641 00:32:16,414 --> 00:32:19,125 Yeah, who's the controlling bitch now? 642 00:32:19,251 --> 00:32:20,877 House, shut up. 643 00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:23,922 You never wanted to take that other job. 644 00:32:24,047 --> 00:32:25,715 You never wanted to save me. 645 00:32:25,840 --> 00:32:28,635 You wanted to offer to save me, so you wouldn't feel guilty. 646 00:32:28,760 --> 00:32:31,888 You knew I'd say no. That's why you're so mad right now. 647 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,143 You're an idiot. 648 00:32:43,608 --> 00:32:46,987 Well, either you can go after her and try and patch things up, 649 00:32:48,029 --> 00:32:51,116 or you blow her off and take your old job back. 650 00:32:54,786 --> 00:32:56,496 (SIGHS) 651 00:33:03,962 --> 00:33:05,380 Welcome back. 652 00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:11,928 The AIDS meds aren't gonna work. 653 00:33:12,137 --> 00:33:14,598 If you'd let us do a test, we could stop treating you, 654 00:33:14,723 --> 00:33:16,266 or you could stop lying. 655 00:33:17,350 --> 00:33:18,476 (GROANS) 656 00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:19,853 I know the feeling. 657 00:33:21,187 --> 00:33:22,939 BP's climbing. You feeling okay? 658 00:33:23,064 --> 00:33:24,899 No. I feel flushed. 659 00:33:25,025 --> 00:33:29,154 I'm burning all over. My chest... 660 00:33:34,784 --> 00:33:35,910 TAUB: It's not a new symptom, 661 00:33:36,036 --> 00:33:37,537 it's just a reaction to the AIDS meds. 662 00:33:37,662 --> 00:33:39,956 Yeah, he reacted by getting worse. Means it's not AIDS. 663 00:33:40,081 --> 00:33:41,374 "So went Satan forth 664 00:33:41,499 --> 00:33:45,420 from the presence of the Lord and smote Job sore with boils." 665 00:33:45,545 --> 00:33:47,797 You think it's Hyper lgE Syndrome? 666 00:33:47,922 --> 00:33:50,634 I prefer the colloquial term, Job's Syndrome. 667 00:33:50,759 --> 00:33:53,094 Explains the symptoms, and my quote. 668 00:33:53,219 --> 00:33:55,221 It's the first thing I checked. lgE levels are normal. 669 00:33:55,347 --> 00:33:56,765 It could be some other genetic disorder. 670 00:33:56,890 --> 00:33:59,893 Cerebral microtumors could explain the blindness and the hallucinations. 671 00:34:00,018 --> 00:34:01,895 We didn't find any tumors. 672 00:34:02,020 --> 00:34:04,022 That's why I didn't say tumors, I said microtumors. 673 00:34:04,147 --> 00:34:08,026 So your explanation doesn't depend on us being major morons, just morons? 674 00:34:09,486 --> 00:34:11,279 - We should start genetic testing. - Takes too long. 675 00:34:11,404 --> 00:34:13,281 - So we start treatment. - Treatment is surgery. 676 00:34:13,406 --> 00:34:15,033 We can't open him up without confirmation. 677 00:34:15,158 --> 00:34:17,285 So your position is we can't test and we can't treat? 678 00:34:17,410 --> 00:34:19,371 My position is you're wrong. 679 00:34:19,496 --> 00:34:21,039 This isn't going to work. 680 00:34:21,164 --> 00:34:24,292 Are you kidding? I've never felt more alive. 681 00:34:24,417 --> 00:34:27,212 Conflict breeds creativity. Go run the genetic test. 682 00:34:27,337 --> 00:34:28,421 On it. 683 00:34:36,137 --> 00:34:37,472 So, now you don't think I have AIDS? 684 00:34:37,597 --> 00:34:39,057 I still think it's AIDS. 685 00:34:39,182 --> 00:34:42,644 On the off chance it isn't, we're pursuing other avenues. 686 00:34:47,565 --> 00:34:48,775 Ryan. 687 00:34:52,570 --> 00:34:54,614 He's... He's dying? 688 00:34:54,739 --> 00:34:56,491 We don't know what's wrong with him. 689 00:34:56,616 --> 00:34:59,369 - Can I speak to him? - I don't think that's a good idea. 690 00:34:59,494 --> 00:35:00,537 Ryan? 691 00:35:04,040 --> 00:35:07,836 Why don't I get you a... Come on, Ryan. Now's not a good time. 692 00:35:17,303 --> 00:35:18,471 I'm sorry. 693 00:35:24,519 --> 00:35:25,729 For everything. 694 00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:35,155 I'm sorry. 695 00:35:52,297 --> 00:35:53,465 I know. 696 00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:56,885 I know. 697 00:36:11,399 --> 00:36:12,442 (SIGHS) 698 00:36:12,567 --> 00:36:14,235 (DOOR OPENING) 699 00:36:17,280 --> 00:36:19,157 Any second thoughts about Cuddy? 700 00:36:19,282 --> 00:36:23,369 No, but please feel free to blather on. 701 00:36:23,495 --> 00:36:25,497 Raising a child on her own is scary. 702 00:36:25,622 --> 00:36:28,666 She's just doing what you do, what everyone does. 703 00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:30,043 Trying to avoid pain. 704 00:36:30,168 --> 00:36:32,003 Religion is not the opiate of the masses, 705 00:36:32,128 --> 00:36:34,756 religion is the placebo of the masses. 706 00:36:34,881 --> 00:36:36,341 If you're saying that she's not a hypocrite... 707 00:36:36,466 --> 00:36:40,011 I'm not. I'm trying to give you a rational reason 708 00:36:40,136 --> 00:36:44,599 to overlook her hypocrisy, so you don't feel like a hypocrite for going. 709 00:36:44,724 --> 00:36:46,810 Oh. Sorry, continue. 710 00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:48,228 Okay- 711 00:36:48,645 --> 00:36:52,607 Even if an absolute truth exists, we can't know all of it. 712 00:36:52,732 --> 00:36:55,819 And you can't condemn her for recognizing that. 713 00:37:15,171 --> 00:37:17,173 Are you eliminating symptoms? 714 00:37:17,298 --> 00:37:19,008 We can know everything. 715 00:37:19,300 --> 00:37:21,553 This is medicine, not metaphysics. 716 00:37:21,678 --> 00:37:23,263 Truth is truth. 717 00:37:28,726 --> 00:37:29,561 It fits. 718 00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:31,187 It doesn't fit. 719 00:37:31,312 --> 00:37:33,314 You can't eliminate a symptom. 720 00:37:33,773 --> 00:37:35,233 I can if it's not a symptom. 721 00:37:35,608 --> 00:37:37,026 Well, what is it? 722 00:37:37,151 --> 00:37:38,319 Not a symptom. 723 00:37:47,996 --> 00:37:49,414 You're not going to die. 724 00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:54,544 You have Wiskott-Aldrich Syndrome. 725 00:37:55,378 --> 00:37:56,796 It impairs your immune system, 726 00:37:56,921 --> 00:38:00,758 makes you susceptible to all the AIDS stuff without actually having AIDS. 727 00:38:00,884 --> 00:38:03,636 And you didn't catch it, you were born with it. 728 00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:05,430 Another gift from God. 729 00:38:07,974 --> 00:38:08,808 You sure? 730 00:38:08,933 --> 00:38:10,560 Genetic tests should confirm it, 731 00:38:10,685 --> 00:38:14,439 but it explains all your symptoms. Toe, chest, eyes, skin. 732 00:38:14,772 --> 00:38:17,275 What about my hallucination? 733 00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:19,277 Scotch explains that. 734 00:38:22,947 --> 00:38:24,657 That was just a coincidence? 735 00:38:26,868 --> 00:38:29,162 Coincidences do happen. 736 00:38:32,624 --> 00:38:35,919 But that coincidence is what brought me to you in the first place. 737 00:38:39,172 --> 00:38:41,341 You promised you wouldn't go there. 738 00:38:43,760 --> 00:38:48,264 Einstein said, "Coincidences are God's way of remaining anonymous." 739 00:38:49,432 --> 00:38:54,187 A woman in Florida said, "Look, Jesus is on my cheese sandwich." 740 00:38:54,312 --> 00:38:57,774 You didn't even want to take my case. You didn't even think I was sick. 741 00:38:59,400 --> 00:39:02,403 The fact that I was wrong is not a proof of God. 742 00:39:07,241 --> 00:39:08,618 I'm just trying to understand 743 00:39:08,743 --> 00:39:12,205 how my life can completely turn around in a single day. 744 00:39:15,208 --> 00:39:18,419 Don't worry, your life will go back to sucking soon enough. 745 00:39:21,214 --> 00:39:24,425 Everything that happened to you can be rationally explained. 746 00:39:25,510 --> 00:39:28,262 I know. It's just... 747 00:39:33,893 --> 00:39:35,728 That's a lot of coincidences. 748 00:39:52,954 --> 00:39:54,831 House was right about the priest. 749 00:39:55,999 --> 00:39:58,292 Genetic test confirmed it was Wiskott-Ald rich. 750 00:39:58,668 --> 00:39:59,711 And I would've discharged him. 751 00:39:59,836 --> 00:40:01,295 Everybody would've discharged him. 752 00:40:01,421 --> 00:40:05,425 House included. He only took that case as a stall. 753 00:40:06,300 --> 00:40:09,178 And yet it was a real case, and he solved it. 754 00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:11,806 By violating his own principles, 755 00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,392 and ignoring the admitting symptoms. 756 00:40:14,517 --> 00:40:16,310 Still, he somehow got away with it. 757 00:40:18,396 --> 00:40:19,939 Saved another life. 758 00:40:21,899 --> 00:40:23,359 You want him there tonight. 759 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:30,366 You should tell him. 760 00:40:39,667 --> 00:40:41,377 (CLEARS THROAT) 761 00:40:50,303 --> 00:40:51,387 Cold out there. 762 00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,890 At least you have shoes that cover your toes. 763 00:40:57,226 --> 00:40:58,436 So, it's tonight? 764 00:40:58,561 --> 00:40:59,729 Yeah. 765 00:41:00,521 --> 00:41:02,482 Bad weather for it, huh? 766 00:41:02,607 --> 00:41:03,733 Maybe you'll get lucky. 767 00:41:03,858 --> 00:41:07,487 Maybe your sister will decide the roads are too dangerous to drive on. 768 00:41:07,612 --> 00:41:08,738 (CHUCKLES) 769 00:41:08,863 --> 00:41:10,156 Fingers crossed. 770 00:41:16,829 --> 00:41:18,122 Have fun. 771 00:42:01,457 --> 00:42:04,544 (PLAYING CLASSICAL MUSIC ON PIANO)