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(CHILDREN EXCLAIMING)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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Let's stay focused,
Johnny.
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What are you looking at?
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Who is she?
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That's Miss Cindy,
Zeke's new aide.
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What happened
to his old aide?
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She got married.
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So, first,
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you want to rub the glue on the paper
in any shapes you like.
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Why do people
get married?
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Because they
love each other.
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Why aren't you married?
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I haven't found the person
I love yet
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because I spend
all of my time loving you.
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(CHUCKLES)
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Does that mean
we can get married?
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(LAUGHS)
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Well, love comes in many types,
and there's lots of it to go around.
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(GASPING)
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My snow is ruined.
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It's not ruined.
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Oh, it's pretty.
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See, look,
I like the green.
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Who ever heard
of green snow?
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It's magical.
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(SIGHING)
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Come here, we'll get you
cleaned up, okay?
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(sesame)
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It's okay.
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Are you okay?
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(COUGHING)
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(GASPS)
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(EXHALES)
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(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
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You gonna pay
for that?
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Nice of you to offer.
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Now I can actually get
some cream cheese.
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29-year-old teacher, she works with
special needs children. She...
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I love what you're wearing.
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It brings out the blue
of the case file.
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Which means it's not from the ER.
So why are you here?
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Because Dr. Cuddy
is not here.
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She's decided to spend some more time
at home with the baby for a while.
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I'm taking over some
of her day-to-day responsibilities,
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like babysitting you.
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Interesting. You have your
whole life ahead of you,
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so why would Cuddy
want you to die so young?
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She figured I'd spent
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three years working for you,
I was inoculated.
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Good. Fun.
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You get to exercise your newfound power,
I squirm under your thumb,
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resent the student becoming the teacher,
and then push comes to shove
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and we all get to realize what
our real roles should be.
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And then you put out.
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That's why
I took the job.
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29-year-old special ed teacher coughs up
blood all over Corky.
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No dyspnea,
no weight loss.
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Why are you smirking?
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Never thought I'd see the day you
were taking orders from Cameron.
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- Cameron's in charge?
- When did that happen?
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KUTNER: You're going to
destroy her, aren't you?
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I am going to do my job. If that
involves leaving her a rotting pulp...
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Cameron's going to
mark her territory.
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She'll probably
overcompensate
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- and destroy you.
- Bleeding ulcer.
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Scope of the stomach
and lungs were clean,
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yet she continues to spit up blood
from both her stomach and lungs.
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Means there's probably something wrong
with the blood itself,
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leukemia,
von Willebrands.
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Thoracic tumor's
a better fit.
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Erodes into her airway and esophagus,
explains the...
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Oh, will you two
stop it already?
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- Stop what?
- Disagreeing.
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Okay. Which one of us shouldn't
have an opinion?
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It's not an opinion,
it's a smoke screen.
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You toss out a lame idea instead of
agreeing with Foreman's better idea
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because you're worried
that will confirm
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that he's boldly gone where no man
has gone before.
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You slept with Foreman?
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Sorry. You were busy.
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Drop it, House.
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We're seeing each other,
end of discussion.
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Anything else
isn't relevant.
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It's extremely relevant.
Apparently, it colors everything.
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Now I have no idea if you have
differing opinions
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because you have
differing opinions
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or because you're just trying to prove
that you can think for yourselves.
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How about you just
judge our ideas on their own merit?
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(SCOFFS) You don't
want me to do that.
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Go run a bleeding time test,
confirm our patient's blood is screwy,
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then you can come back and pretend
to disagree about why.
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Time zero.
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I'm impressed,
you didn't even flinch.
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(CHUCKLES)
I just went to my happy place.
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We cannot let House
anywhere near this woman.
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Where is your
happy place?
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My class. With them.
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THIRTEEN:
Pass the first mark.
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It's a great
thing you do.
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Not really.
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Most kids, typical children, you hand
them a pair of scissors and they cut.
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Well, Tony, he's got CP,
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and when I gave him scissors,
we went on a journey together,
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learning to get his fingers in those
holes, to hold the scissors apart,
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to hold the paper.
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I mean, when he finally learned to cut,
we both just wept with joy.
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If you ever meet our
boss, just yes or no answers, okay?
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It's not slowing up.
No sign of clotting.
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So there is something
wrong with my blood?
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Don't worry,
we'll run some lab tests
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to find out which
clotting factor is off and...
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I'm not worried.
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Must be one hell
of a happy place.
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She's beautiful.
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I know. I'm lucky.
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Absolutely.
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(GURGLES)
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What's she like?
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She's eight weeks old.
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Are you asking me about her politics
or her sense of humor?
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My cousin had a kid.
They acted like they knew the thing
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from the time it was
two minutes old. I just thought...
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She cries, she eats,
and she poops.
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What's wrong?
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(SNIFFLES)
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I don't feel anything.
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You're tired.
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I'm not sleep deprived.
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She sleeps fine.
I'm obviously not hormonal.
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I know I'm supposed
to feel amazement.
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I'm supposed to love her.
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I just...
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I don't feel
anything at all.
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Sorry. Maybe
I'm just tired.
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Thank you for stopping by.
I'm okay.
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Lisa,
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if you're...
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I'm feeding her, I'm changing her,
and I'm burping her.
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I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do.
She will be okay.
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Please go back to work.
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It is the blood, but the clotting
proteins aren't the problem.
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It's her platelets. Looked like
they had bite marks in them.
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So, now you're
agreeing?
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Either you folded because I gave you
crap, or you broke up, or...
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We disagree,
you blame our relationship.
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We agree, you blame
our relationship.
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Don't you see
a problem there?
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- Yes. Don't you?
- Could be lymphoma.
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Not with a normal LDH.
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LTP fits. We should
start her on methotrexate.
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Absolutely.
And total body irradiation.
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Because she failed
the bleeding time test?
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TBI will promote cancers,
kill her digestive tract.
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Don't forget, stop her
from bleeding into her brain.
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It's premature, reckless,
and potentially lethal.
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True. Must be somebody's
job to stop me
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from being
reckless and irresponsible.
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Nobody can stop me
from being premature.
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(CHUCKLING)
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I got a patient with ITP.
I want to hit her with radiation.
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I'm gonna have
to call you back.
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- Methotrexate.
- Good point.
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On the other hand,
if she bleeds in her brain,
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she's gonna need
a special ed class of her own.
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Fine.
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Really?
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Yeah. If you think
it's right, do it.
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Hmm.
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Some people thought you were going to be
brutal, marking your territory.
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- Who?
- Nobody.
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Just because I call
him nobody, doesn't make me a racist.
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I'm not going
to play games.
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If you come to me with a request, and
it makes medical sense, I'll say yes.
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I need oral sex.
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I'm pretty sure biological
imperative qualifies as medical sense.
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Can I return
my phone call now?
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I don't really see
how that's going to be possible.
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(ELEVATOR DINGS)
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Patient won't respond to methotrexate,
bleeding time hasn't improved.
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You have a medical
dilemma for me, I have one for you.
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I need a reason
to not do total body irradiation.
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Other than that
Cameron said you can't.
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She said I can.
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Then why don't
we just do it?
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Because it's premature, reckless,
and potentially lethal.
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Then why don't we
just don't do it?
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Because that would let
Cameron in on the fact
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that I never
intended to do it.
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This is gonna
be convoluted, isn't it?
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Figured I'd ask for something really
crazy so she'd shoot me down,
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and get the whole, "I can control House"
thing out of her perky little system.
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So the next time I went back and I asked
for something marginally crazy,
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it would seem marginally reasonable,
and she'd say yes.
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So, yeah,
slightly convoluted.
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You're screwed.
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Unless we irradiate her.
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Without the radiation.
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We book the nuclear lab,
we fill out the paperwork,
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we bring the patient down there, we do
everything but flip the switch.
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Go. Do. Don't flip.
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And is there anything
we should be doing,
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you know, to actually
help the patient?
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Trust me, for the long
term, this will help all our patients.
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In the short term, double the dose of
methotrexate and add prednisone.
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Cameron's got the keys
to the castle.
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This trial I'm running,
the drug really seems to be working.
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She's kind of
liking the power.
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Think I'm kind of
liking her liking it.
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I'm not sure
what I'm going to do about Thirteen.
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She's sort of dressing
like Cuddy.
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She's on the placebo.
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You can't possibly
know that.
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Accidents happen.
I found out.
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You cannot tell her.
You'd be compromising the trial.
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She knows she had a 50-50 chance
of not being on the drug.
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If you feel like you're
lying to her, too bad.
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I don't want to tell her.
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I want to put her
on the real drug.
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And you want me to tell you
that that's okay?
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Her trial results are already
compromised
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just from the fact that I know.
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As long as she's
wasting her time,
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why not give her something that might
actually help her?
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Valid point, except for the fact
that it's a load of crap.
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Don't be an idiot.
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So, how long until
we start the procedure?
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We already started.
Told you, you wouldn't feel a thing.
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You should lie back.
Just stay really still.
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(CHATTERING)
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I have to pee.
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Can we, like, call a timeout for a
minute? Let me go to the bathroom?
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Yeah. Sure. We'll just start up
again when you're done.
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Thanks.
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Sorry. I didn't
realize I had to go.
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TAUB: No problem.
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(THUDDING)
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Sarah!
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No pulse.
Get the paddles.
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(CHARGING)
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Clear!
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(THUDS)
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(SIGHING) Got a pulse.
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It's not ITP. She clearly doesn't
need fake radiation.
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No structural defects
in her heart.
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THIRTEEN: What about a calcified valve
or a patent foramen ovale?
247
00:13:30,248 --> 00:13:32,291
Transthoracic echo and bubble study
show nothing.
248
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:33,501
Her heart's clean.
249
00:13:33,626 --> 00:13:35,253
The patient said
she had to go pee.
250
00:13:35,378 --> 00:13:37,797
Maybe when she got up,
she started to urinate,
251
00:13:37,922 --> 00:13:40,633
increased the vagal tone, caused
arrhythmia and stopped her heart.
252
00:13:40,758 --> 00:13:43,719
Who has to go pee in the middle
of a nuclear procedure?
253
00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:45,304
It wasn't really
a nuclear procedure.
254
00:13:45,430 --> 00:13:46,639
She didn't know that.
255
00:13:49,267 --> 00:13:51,352
People don't die
from peeing.
256
00:13:52,061 --> 00:13:53,646
Heavy metal, toxin.
257
00:13:53,771 --> 00:13:54,897
Drugs or alcohol.
258
00:13:55,022 --> 00:13:58,109
Or her own body is making a toxin.
Cold agglutinins.
259
00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:00,778
Abnormal protein gets activated
by cold temperatures.
260
00:14:00,903 --> 00:14:02,447
Like the classroom
with the broken heater
261
00:14:02,572 --> 00:14:03,865
and the cold metal table
in the procedure room.
262
00:14:03,990 --> 00:14:05,700
For God's sake,
get a room.
263
00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:08,202
Immerse her in an ice bath.
264
00:14:08,327 --> 00:14:10,163
The cold will activate
her cold agglutinins.
265
00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,372
Causing her heart to race.
266
00:14:11,497 --> 00:14:12,707
Confirming our diagnosis.
267
00:14:12,832 --> 00:14:14,250
And giving her
another heart attack.
268
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:18,087
Lucky for me, there's a flaxen-haired
maiden who loves to say yes.
269
00:14:20,465 --> 00:14:21,507
(DOOR CLOSING)
270
00:14:21,632 --> 00:14:23,759
How in the world could you approve
total body irradiation
271
00:14:23,885 --> 00:14:25,344
for a patient
with possible ITP?
272
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:26,512
It was the right call.
273
00:14:26,637 --> 00:14:28,181
There was no medical justification
for that kind of...
274
00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:32,059
Not medically, no. Absolutely no medical
rationalization.
275
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:35,646
I had to say yes because House
wanted me to say no.
276
00:14:35,771 --> 00:14:36,898
You think he was bluffing?
277
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:38,774
I'm the new kid,
he had to test me.
278
00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,736
Don't get cute,
don't engage him.
279
00:14:41,861 --> 00:14:44,405
Do not play his games
because you will lose.
280
00:14:44,530 --> 00:14:46,574
You hired me to do this job,
let me do it.
281
00:14:50,495 --> 00:14:55,082
Oh! I'm sorry, looks like you guys are
in the middle of a conversation.
282
00:14:55,208 --> 00:14:56,792
I can wait
until Cuddy leaves.
283
00:14:58,628 --> 00:15:00,922
You are gonna
leave soon, aren't you?
284
00:15:01,047 --> 00:15:03,841
I mean, the nurses have got
your baby out there.
285
00:15:03,966 --> 00:15:06,719
Not that they're
going to kidnap it or anything,
286
00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,013
but I figured that
the new mother brings the baby to work
287
00:15:09,138 --> 00:15:10,932
because she wants
to listen to all the cooing.
288
00:15:11,057 --> 00:15:13,184
If you're gonna wait,
you can wait outside.
289
00:15:13,309 --> 00:15:15,811
Unless the new mother
brings the baby to work
290
00:15:15,937 --> 00:15:18,731
because she wants
to dump the baby,
291
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:23,194
because she hates the baby and
thinks she made a big mistake.
292
00:15:26,531 --> 00:15:28,908
You can't trust
that Wilson guy with anything.
293
00:15:30,159 --> 00:15:31,244
Lisa, are you...
294
00:15:31,369 --> 00:15:33,746
It's not a big deal,
I was having a bad day.
295
00:15:33,871 --> 00:15:35,957
Is Wilson gonna
be in trouble?
296
00:15:36,082 --> 00:15:38,918
For betraying my trust
in a vulnerable time? No.
297
00:15:39,043 --> 00:15:39,877
Why would that
bother me?
298
00:15:40,002 --> 00:15:43,005
He was worried,
he made a bad choice.
299
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:46,759
It's not a big deal.
300
00:15:47,927 --> 00:15:51,180
I know it seems like crap, you probably
feel like crap, but it's not.
301
00:15:51,305 --> 00:15:52,974
Legally, you haven't
adopted her yet.
302
00:15:53,099 --> 00:15:55,851
There's no obligations, no strings.
it could be undone tomorrow.
303
00:15:55,977 --> 00:15:59,480
Emotionally,
you'll feel guilty for a while,
304
00:15:59,605 --> 00:16:02,775
but the kid, she won't even
know you existed.
305
00:16:03,651 --> 00:16:05,027
You saying I should
give her back?
306
00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:08,656
Much better than having a mother
who doesn't give a crap.
307
00:16:10,157 --> 00:16:11,867
Thanks.
308
00:16:12,577 --> 00:16:14,829
I'm just gonna go drop it off
at the pound.
309
00:16:15,830 --> 00:16:17,456
(DOOR OPENING)
310
00:16:18,416 --> 00:16:19,917
(DOOR CLOSING)
311
00:16:20,042 --> 00:16:21,544
What did you want?
312
00:16:24,880 --> 00:16:27,592
We got a green light.
Go draw the patient's blood.
313
00:16:27,717 --> 00:16:28,968
Why?
314
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:30,636
To see if it clumps
in the cold.
315
00:16:30,761 --> 00:16:32,930
She's making you
confirm your theory before you treat?
316
00:16:33,055 --> 00:16:34,724
She approved the bath.
317
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:37,184
She just thought
we ought to do a test to confirm.
318
00:16:37,310 --> 00:16:38,978
That's more of
a yellow light, isn't it?
319
00:16:39,103 --> 00:16:41,647
So, she lets you
nuke the patient, no problem,
320
00:16:41,772 --> 00:16:45,192
but makes you
jump through hoops to give her a bath?
321
00:16:45,318 --> 00:16:46,902
Why would she do that?
322
00:16:47,028 --> 00:16:48,529
I think she was
playing you.
323
00:16:49,989 --> 00:16:51,532
Go draw the blood.
324
00:16:56,495 --> 00:16:58,998
I didn't realize the nurses
allowed any visitors in here.
325
00:16:59,123 --> 00:17:00,583
They don't.
326
00:17:00,708 --> 00:17:03,669
We'll just do these
problems, and then you have to go. Okay?
327
00:17:03,878 --> 00:17:06,213
- Okay.
- I need to draw some blood.
328
00:17:07,173 --> 00:17:10,760
I had a crush on my
teacher in fourth grade. And fifth.
329
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:14,555
It's more that... Johnny was
a non-verbal autistic.
330
00:17:15,097 --> 00:17:20,645
Then for Sarah, he talks, makes eye
contact. He's like a regular kid.
331
00:17:21,437 --> 00:17:24,690
Since she got sick, he started going
back away from us.
332
00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:26,692
I had to bring him
in for a visit.
333
00:17:26,817 --> 00:17:28,736
Tell you what,
334
00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:31,030
I'll close the blinds
so the nurses don't ask questions.
335
00:17:31,155 --> 00:17:33,282
You can stay as long
as you want.
336
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:34,867
We should have the results
in about an hour.
337
00:17:34,992 --> 00:17:36,285
I'll be here.
338
00:17:40,623 --> 00:17:41,832
SARAH: Good job.
339
00:17:42,583 --> 00:17:44,835
One minute at 39 degrees.
340
00:17:45,753 --> 00:17:47,630
Oh! Damn. Sorry.
341
00:17:48,798 --> 00:17:50,716
You all right?
342
00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:53,552
Don't be paranoid.
I feel great.
343
00:17:53,678 --> 00:17:55,888
Didn't expect the meds
to work this quickly.
344
00:17:56,013 --> 00:17:59,517
Let's not get ahead of ourselves,
you might not even be on the real drug.
345
00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:02,770
Several patients have shown improvement.
I know my test results have been better.
346
00:18:02,895 --> 00:18:04,522
I know I have
more energy.
347
00:18:04,647 --> 00:18:07,066
You ever hear the term
"placebo effect"?
348
00:18:08,150 --> 00:18:11,278
I guess I do have a few reasons
to feel good.
349
00:18:12,071 --> 00:18:16,075
But let's not get
ahead of ourselves, you're good,
350
00:18:16,200 --> 00:18:18,411
but not "curing
Huntington's" good.
351
00:18:21,789 --> 00:18:22,748
Good.
352
00:18:22,873 --> 00:18:24,375
(BEEPING)
353
00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:34,176
It's clumped.
House was right, ice bath's on.
354
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:37,680
You got a sec?
355
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:40,683
Don't be an idiot.
356
00:18:47,773 --> 00:18:48,983
(GASPING)
357
00:18:49,108 --> 00:18:52,653
KUTNER: I know it's hard, but you need
to stay in there for three minutes.
358
00:18:52,778 --> 00:18:53,696
(SHIVERING) It's okay.
359
00:18:56,240 --> 00:18:58,826
You come to
procedures now?
360
00:18:58,951 --> 00:19:01,746
Only the ones that might involve
stopping the patient's heart.
361
00:19:01,871 --> 00:19:03,706
Cameron tell you
to be here?
362
00:19:03,831 --> 00:19:04,874
Shut up.
363
00:19:04,999 --> 00:19:07,460
KUTNER: Tell me about Jonathan. How'd
you get him to come out of hiding?
364
00:19:07,585 --> 00:19:10,087
He was extremely
sensitive to touch,
365
00:19:10,212 --> 00:19:14,842
yet he had a tactile fascination
with newspaper.
366
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:20,806
I mean, he wouldn't read it, he would
just touch it, crinkle it.
367
00:19:20,931 --> 00:19:25,186
I thought maybe that was a way in.
Papier-méché and...
368
00:19:25,853 --> 00:19:27,062
(GROANS)
369
00:19:27,188 --> 00:19:30,566
And it was. He let
me into his world.
370
00:19:30,691 --> 00:19:33,235
Please tell her that talking
will ruin the test.
371
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:39,909
All the kids, I try to become a part of
them, and have them become a part of me.
372
00:19:40,034 --> 00:19:41,702
How much longer until
the heart attack?
373
00:19:41,827 --> 00:19:44,455
KUTNER: I wanted to be a doctor from
the time I was eight years old,
374
00:19:44,580 --> 00:19:45,915
never wanted to be
a pediatrician though.
375
00:19:46,040 --> 00:19:47,500
Now they're both talking.
376
00:19:47,625 --> 00:19:49,752
SARAH: Well, I wanted
to be a sociologist.
377
00:19:50,127 --> 00:19:55,841
I was supposed to observe a class.
I was sent to room 214,
378
00:19:55,966 --> 00:19:58,385
but I went to
room 241 instead.
379
00:19:59,720 --> 00:20:02,223
It was a special ed
class. And I just...
380
00:20:02,932 --> 00:20:05,893
(EXHALES)
I just felt at home.
381
00:20:06,018 --> 00:20:07,186
(TIMER BEEPS)
Time. Heart rate's normal.
382
00:20:07,311 --> 00:20:08,604
You can get out now.
383
00:20:10,898 --> 00:20:12,817
It's not cold agglutinins.
384
00:20:14,193 --> 00:20:15,903
I'm not surprised.
385
00:20:16,862 --> 00:20:18,948
She obviously
has brain damage.
386
00:20:20,825 --> 00:20:22,076
Seriously.
387
00:20:24,787 --> 00:20:26,956
She screwed up a room number
six years ago,
388
00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:29,041
and you decide she
has brain damage?
389
00:20:29,166 --> 00:20:30,876
HOUSE: Transposed digits.
390
00:20:32,086 --> 00:20:34,296
Classic marker
for number confusion.
391
00:20:34,421 --> 00:20:37,216
It means she has a lesion in her left
parahippocampal region.
392
00:20:37,341 --> 00:20:39,885
I misdialed a phone number this morning.
It must be contagious.
393
00:20:40,010 --> 00:20:42,847
She also forgot to pee
before your fake test.
394
00:20:42,972 --> 00:20:43,806
So she has
a small bladder.
395
00:20:43,931 --> 00:20:45,808
Shows an inability
to predict the future.
396
00:20:45,933 --> 00:20:48,185
Also located in
the left hemisphere of the brain.
397
00:20:48,310 --> 00:20:50,187
Close to the
parahippocampal region.
398
00:20:50,312 --> 00:20:51,564
Means the damage
is ongoing.
399
00:20:51,689 --> 00:20:53,315
Two subtle clues,
six years apart,
400
00:20:53,440 --> 00:20:54,441
that's hardly
compelling evidence.
401
00:20:54,567 --> 00:20:55,568
I'm compelled.
402
00:20:55,693 --> 00:20:58,612
That's not what this is.
Every time a decent person comes in,
403
00:20:58,737 --> 00:21:00,406
you set out to prove that
they have brain damage.
404
00:21:00,531 --> 00:21:03,200
I never said her
deranged personality was a symptom.
405
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:05,244
You don't need to.
I've been here five years.
406
00:21:05,369 --> 00:21:07,454
I can hear your thoughts
from my apartment.
407
00:21:08,789 --> 00:21:10,291
Can you hear me now?
408
00:21:11,709 --> 00:21:13,711
Move on to
another organ.
409
00:21:13,836 --> 00:21:14,920
I did.
410
00:21:15,546 --> 00:21:18,591
The screwed-up numbers and forgetting to
pee points to her being a human being.
411
00:21:18,716 --> 00:21:22,052
The platelet dysfunction and cardiac
arrest points to a pancreatic tumor.
412
00:21:22,177 --> 00:21:24,597
Or Multiple Sclerosis.
413
00:21:26,557 --> 00:21:27,766
The brain is like
the Internet,
414
00:21:27,892 --> 00:21:31,854
packets of information constantly
flowing from one area to another.
415
00:21:31,979 --> 00:21:35,983
Plaques in her brain are like
a bad server, slow down the flow.
416
00:21:36,108 --> 00:21:39,320
If it's in the parahippocampus,
it'll spread to the brain stem,
417
00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:41,405
which means it'll be
the lungs next.
418
00:21:42,156 --> 00:21:44,533
Brain biopsy will
show you the plaques.
419
00:21:44,950 --> 00:21:47,411
Or we could not
cut into her brain.
420
00:21:47,536 --> 00:21:49,830
It's just her pancreas.
We should do an ERCP.
421
00:21:50,748 --> 00:21:53,083
Or we could settle this
with rock, paper, scissors,
422
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:57,546
but, unfortunately, there are people
who adjudicate these disputes.
423
00:21:58,547 --> 00:22:00,382
A pancreatic tumor
is much more likely to kill her.
424
00:22:00,507 --> 00:22:03,093
Not this week, not next week,
not next month.
425
00:22:03,218 --> 00:22:04,720
The number confusion
was six years ago.
426
00:22:04,845 --> 00:22:06,138
You don't think
we have time for an ERCP?
427
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:07,806
The heart attack
was six hours ago.
428
00:22:07,932 --> 00:22:10,100
Now, maybe, it's planning to go into
hiding for a couple of years
429
00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:11,518
or maybe it's gonna
hit her lungs.
430
00:22:11,644 --> 00:22:12,811
Stop!
431
00:22:13,812 --> 00:22:16,482
We have to assume
it's the brain.
432
00:22:16,607 --> 00:22:18,609
I'll go fire up
the biopsy drill.
433
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:22,821
No. We have to assume it's the brain
until we prove otherwise.
434
00:22:22,947 --> 00:22:24,823
Do an MRI,
T-2 images.
435
00:22:27,076 --> 00:22:28,619
You want me to
do another test?
436
00:22:28,744 --> 00:22:30,579
You should be able
to see the MS plaques.
437
00:22:30,704 --> 00:22:32,706
If they exist,
you can do your biopsy.
438
00:22:35,209 --> 00:22:36,418
No.
439
00:22:39,171 --> 00:22:42,841
You want to say yes,
you know you should say yes.
440
00:22:42,967 --> 00:22:45,678
But you also think that
this job is about standing up to me.
441
00:22:45,803 --> 00:22:47,638
So you're not gonna say yes,
you're not gonna say no.
442
00:22:47,763 --> 00:22:49,723
You're just gonna waste time.
443
00:22:49,848 --> 00:22:52,559
And the patient's brain or pancreas,
or whatever is wrong with her,
444
00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:54,561
is not gonna wait for you
to impress your boss.
445
00:22:54,687 --> 00:22:56,689
So, pick one,
either him or me.
446
00:22:57,690 --> 00:22:59,191
Do the MRI.
447
00:23:10,619 --> 00:23:11,704
(DOOR SLAMS)
448
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:13,038
(DOOR OPENING)
449
00:23:13,998 --> 00:23:15,666
You still here?
450
00:23:16,542 --> 00:23:18,836
The whole point of giving Cameron
the job was so you could...
451
00:23:18,961 --> 00:23:20,587
I don't want
to go home.
452
00:23:22,006 --> 00:23:23,007
(GURGLING)
453
00:23:29,304 --> 00:23:31,265
House told me
I should give her back.
454
00:23:32,891 --> 00:23:36,895
Instead of being offended,
I've been wondering if he's right.
455
00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:40,107
He's not. He never is,
456
00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:43,777
not when it's anything
personal or human or...
457
00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:49,533
No. He's always cold, he's always an
ass, but he's very rarely just wrong.
458
00:23:50,325 --> 00:23:54,830
I've read every bonding
and attachment book there is.
459
00:23:55,789 --> 00:23:59,543
I feel like I'm in prison at home.
I feel like I'm free here.
460
00:23:59,668 --> 00:24:02,796
Parents make sacrifices.
461
00:24:03,505 --> 00:24:05,215
I don't know
if I want to.
462
00:24:08,177 --> 00:24:11,263
I'm not proud of this.
I feel terrible.
463
00:24:11,805 --> 00:24:13,724
I feel like a failure.
464
00:24:18,103 --> 00:24:19,354
(SIGHS)
465
00:24:20,731 --> 00:24:23,150
But she deserves
to be loved.
466
00:24:24,651 --> 00:24:28,697
(STAMMERING)
I don't know what to say.
467
00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:35,037
FOREMAN: No plaques
on the left hemisphere.
468
00:24:35,162 --> 00:24:36,205
Or the right.
469
00:24:36,330 --> 00:24:39,958
Even magnified images of
her hippocampal region. Nothing.
470
00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:43,212
This is surprising.
471
00:24:44,463 --> 00:24:46,381
So, can we
cancel the biopsy?
472
00:24:47,758 --> 00:24:49,802
' O ahead with ER P.
473
00:24:54,890 --> 00:24:57,267
I need to talk
to you about Remy.
474
00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:58,811
Who?
475
00:24:58,936 --> 00:24:59,978
Thirteen.
476
00:25:00,270 --> 00:25:01,355
What did you call her?
477
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,940
She's on placebo.
478
00:25:04,691 --> 00:25:06,985
And you want to
change that?
479
00:25:07,111 --> 00:25:12,074
I'm the last person you'd ever come
to for ethical advice, literally,
480
00:25:12,199 --> 00:25:15,369
which means you've already asked
every other person,
481
00:25:15,494 --> 00:25:17,204
and no one's giving you
the answer you want.
482
00:25:17,496 --> 00:25:20,958
Or I respect your opinion, and I want
to hear what comes to your mind.
483
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:24,503
She invited any of her lesbian friends
into bed with you?
484
00:25:24,628 --> 00:25:26,171
I was mistaken.
485
00:25:26,547 --> 00:25:27,673
Drug gonna cure her?
486
00:25:30,175 --> 00:25:32,594
It looks promising,
reducing symptoms.
487
00:25:32,719 --> 00:25:33,554
No cure then.
488
00:25:33,679 --> 00:25:37,933
So, the pros are you might delay
the onset of symptoms,
489
00:25:38,058 --> 00:25:42,437
give her an extra year, maybe three.
She's still dead before you're 45.
490
00:25:42,563 --> 00:25:43,647
The question is,
491
00:25:43,772 --> 00:25:46,859
are those few years worth risking
the rest of your life in medicine?
492
00:25:50,946 --> 00:25:52,573
No.
493
00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:54,491
There. That wasn't
so hard, was it?
494
00:25:56,243 --> 00:25:57,411
Thank you.
495
00:25:57,536 --> 00:25:58,620
You're welcome.
496
00:26:00,747 --> 00:26:02,583
Unless you love her.
497
00:26:07,921 --> 00:26:11,925
If you love her,
then you do stupid things.
498
00:26:20,350 --> 00:26:21,727
KUTNER:
Common bile duct is clear.
499
00:26:21,852 --> 00:26:24,479
No filling defects
in the biliary tree.
500
00:26:24,605 --> 00:26:26,315
- Oh, God.
- What?
501
00:26:26,440 --> 00:26:29,651
It's her lungs. House was right.
O2 sats down to 89.
502
00:26:29,776 --> 00:26:31,069
(MACHINE BEEPING)
Increasing to 100% 02.
503
00:26:31,195 --> 00:26:32,279
Better get out.
504
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,115
(CHOKING)
505
00:26:35,866 --> 00:26:37,326
(COUGHING)
506
00:26:38,952 --> 00:26:40,495
Do we have to tell him?
507
00:26:40,621 --> 00:26:42,331
(COUGHING)
508
00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:49,504
FOREMAN: The surgeons were able
to drain the pleural effusions.
509
00:26:49,630 --> 00:26:52,591
The patient's breathing
on her own, but she's still pretty weak.
510
00:26:52,716 --> 00:26:55,636
Lung failure proves
that one of us was right.
511
00:26:55,761 --> 00:26:56,803
Who said "brain"?
512
00:26:56,929 --> 00:27:01,808
Yes, you predicted that her lungs would
fail, but the MRI was negative for MS.
513
00:27:01,934 --> 00:27:04,436
I was right about the where,
but not the what.
514
00:27:04,978 --> 00:27:08,690
A picornavirus could cause
localized demyelination
515
00:27:08,815 --> 00:27:10,484
that the MRI
wouldn't pick up.
516
00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:14,571
If we run a nerve conduction study
on the surface of her brain,
517
00:27:14,696 --> 00:27:16,365
we'll see the dead spots.
518
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:18,533
You're talking about
cutting into her skull?
519
00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:22,579
Actually, I'm talking about cutting off
her skull, exposing her brain.
520
00:27:22,704 --> 00:27:24,414
KUTNER: A pancreatic
tumor could still fit.
521
00:27:24,539 --> 00:27:26,416
It explains the heart,
the blood and her lungs.
522
00:27:26,541 --> 00:27:28,543
ERCP was negative.
523
00:27:28,669 --> 00:27:32,547
And she agrees with me because she
agrees with me. Right, sweetie?
524
00:27:32,673 --> 00:27:36,093
All we need is a more sensitive test.
Endoscopic ultrasound.
525
00:27:36,218 --> 00:27:39,137
Just accept that
you've been proven wrong.
526
00:27:39,805 --> 00:27:42,808
You were also proven wrong.
Why don't I get a second test?
527
00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,601
Because if I'm right
about the brain,
528
00:27:44,726 --> 00:27:47,813
then we don't have time
to indulge your wrongness.
529
00:27:47,938 --> 00:27:51,608
Let me know when Cameron says yes
to cutting off our patient's skull.
530
00:27:51,733 --> 00:27:54,319
I'll be doing
the endoscopic ultrasound.
531
00:27:57,030 --> 00:28:02,244
Good news, I don't need your approval
for some crazy, unproven treatment.
532
00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:03,578
I just need to do a test.
533
00:28:03,704 --> 00:28:06,373
You want to remove
your patient's skull.
534
00:28:06,498 --> 00:28:08,667
Remind me to revoke
Kutner's telephone privileges.
535
00:28:08,875 --> 00:28:11,920
I didn't realize that
was an AMA-approved treatment for MS.
536
00:28:12,045 --> 00:28:16,341
Not searching for MS, but what
set it off. Equine encephalitis.
537
00:28:16,466 --> 00:28:19,303
Turned a cool breeze of
MS into a Cat 5 storm.
538
00:28:19,428 --> 00:28:21,722
I didn't realize your
patient was a horse.
539
00:28:21,847 --> 00:28:23,557
There's been human cases.
540
00:28:23,682 --> 00:28:26,476
Not when it's 30 degrees outside.
Transmission is by mosquito.
541
00:28:26,601 --> 00:28:29,062
So, she got bitten
six months ago.
542
00:28:29,187 --> 00:28:30,063
Or it's some
other infection.
543
00:28:30,188 --> 00:28:31,440
Whatever it is,
it's running rampant
544
00:28:31,565 --> 00:28:33,108
in the left side of her
brain.
545
00:28:33,233 --> 00:28:34,693
When I get in there
I'll get you the specifics.
546
00:28:34,818 --> 00:28:38,655
You're asking me to let you
cut off the top of someone's head.
547
00:28:38,780 --> 00:28:40,532
I need more than
"I'll know it when I see it."
548
00:28:40,657 --> 00:28:43,493
So, you want proof before you let me go
looking for the proof?
549
00:28:43,618 --> 00:28:44,453
This is the test.
550
00:28:44,578 --> 00:28:46,079
You have to give
me something.
551
00:28:47,664 --> 00:28:48,790
(SIGHS)
552
00:28:50,334 --> 00:28:54,963
Cuddy's gonna love you. The patient,
on the other hand, is gonna hate you
553
00:28:55,088 --> 00:28:57,257
until the day
she dies next week.
554
00:28:58,592 --> 00:29:00,886
Actually, this idiot
will probably forgive you.
555
00:29:07,851 --> 00:29:09,686
(CHILDREN CHATTERING)
556
00:29:10,437 --> 00:29:12,022
You gonna help
or what?
557
00:29:12,731 --> 00:29:14,358
THIRTEEN: I want kids.
558
00:29:14,649 --> 00:29:15,776
Um...
559
00:29:16,526 --> 00:29:18,403
I think these kids
are already spoken for.
560
00:29:18,528 --> 00:29:22,616
Not now. But since we're dating I just
thought you should know.
561
00:29:24,117 --> 00:29:25,744
I thought, because
of your illness...
562
00:29:25,869 --> 00:29:27,120
So did I.
563
00:29:27,954 --> 00:29:29,498
Even when I didn't
know if I had it or not,
564
00:29:29,706 --> 00:29:33,043
I just assumed
I couldn't take the chance. But now,
565
00:29:35,128 --> 00:29:40,217
even though I know
I have it, it feels like an option.
566
00:29:51,228 --> 00:29:53,522
You really don't have to
keep buying me things.
567
00:29:53,647 --> 00:29:54,981
Just open it.
568
00:29:59,861 --> 00:30:01,196
This is nice.
569
00:30:03,073 --> 00:30:06,743
The picture is
actually your gift.
570
00:30:09,663 --> 00:30:11,373
That's your baby.
571
00:30:11,498 --> 00:30:12,624
I took her picture
to one of those places
572
00:30:12,749 --> 00:30:14,584
that does that age enhancement thing.
573
00:30:14,709 --> 00:30:16,711
And according to the
kid who works there,
574
00:30:16,837 --> 00:30:18,046
this is a pretty
good approximation
575
00:30:18,171 --> 00:30:20,882
of what your daughter will look like
18 years from now.
576
00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:24,010
That's sort of cool.
577
00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:26,888
Right now, she's just this
weird little creature
578
00:30:27,013 --> 00:30:29,766
that sleeps and
poops and cries.
579
00:30:30,600 --> 00:30:33,562
But that is who
she's going to be.
580
00:30:34,479 --> 00:30:37,357
You will be teaching her
how to ride a bike,
581
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:41,945
giving her advice about friends and
school and having her heart broken,
582
00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:45,240
she'll ignore most of it,
but some of it will stick.
583
00:30:45,657 --> 00:30:49,035
You're gonna
be there for her through all of that.
584
00:30:49,453 --> 00:30:52,205
You just have to get
through this part. That's all.
585
00:30:57,085 --> 00:30:58,336
It's very sweet.
586
00:31:03,258 --> 00:31:04,885
I'll pay you back
for the photo.
587
00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:09,389
Don't worry about it. That's just
the picture that came with the frame.
588
00:31:09,514 --> 00:31:10,932
You can chuck it.
589
00:31:12,767 --> 00:31:14,102
(SIGHS)
590
00:31:22,360 --> 00:31:25,030
A kid with a raging
viral syndrome
591
00:31:25,822 --> 00:31:28,033
and three dead
mosquitoes.
592
00:31:29,409 --> 00:31:31,661
I'm off to storm
the Bastille.
593
00:31:32,829 --> 00:31:34,039
These aren't mosquitoes.
594
00:31:34,956 --> 00:31:36,791
Fruit flies.
Close enough.
595
00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,627
Acute viral
nasopharyngitis?
596
00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:42,422
One of her students
has the common cold?
597
00:31:42,547 --> 00:31:43,757
Team's not what
it used to be.
598
00:31:45,050 --> 00:31:48,512
On the other hand, Kutner ran his
endoscopic ultrasound, didn't find peep.
599
00:31:48,637 --> 00:31:50,555
So, disproving it's her pancreas
proves it's her brain?
600
00:31:50,680 --> 00:31:51,890
Yes!
601
00:31:52,015 --> 00:31:52,974
(SIGHS)
602
00:31:53,099 --> 00:31:56,478
You used to do this job. Remember?
It's what used to pass for evidence.
603
00:31:56,603 --> 00:31:59,481
Now I do this job. You brought me three
dead bugs and a runny nose!
604
00:31:59,606 --> 00:32:02,234
I can't find you the proof you want
because it's trapped inside her head.
605
00:32:02,359 --> 00:32:04,819
The only way I can get
at it is to cut it open and rip it out,
606
00:32:04,945 --> 00:32:06,655
which is, apparently,
the one test you won't let me run.
607
00:32:06,780 --> 00:32:08,782
So, either I do this
or I do nothing.
608
00:32:08,907 --> 00:32:12,327
What do you want me to do? Say yes
just because you're House?
609
00:32:14,621 --> 00:32:16,915
I'd certainly
like that, yeah.
610
00:32:23,338 --> 00:32:24,673
Yes.
611
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:38,645
Cameron actually
said yes?
612
00:32:38,979 --> 00:32:41,565
No, I'm just obsessive
about clean cuticles.
613
00:32:41,690 --> 00:32:43,275
Sawing off the
top of her skull
614
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:45,527
and placing electrodes
on her brain is insane.
615
00:32:45,652 --> 00:32:48,863
Right, we should be re-testing her
pancreas for the umpteenth time.
616
00:32:48,989 --> 00:32:50,574
You're skipping steps
because it's Cameron.
617
00:32:50,699 --> 00:32:52,742
You haven't figured her out yet,
you want to see how far you can push.
618
00:32:52,867 --> 00:32:54,869
I'm skipping steps
because our patient is skipping steps
619
00:32:54,995 --> 00:32:56,580
on the way to being dead.
620
00:32:57,080 --> 00:32:58,081
If you got
a better idea...
621
00:32:58,206 --> 00:32:59,291
We should remove
her spleen.
622
00:32:59,416 --> 00:33:03,295
Splenic lymphoma explains the damaged
platelets, the heart, the lungs.
623
00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:07,674
If this doesn't work,
spleen is all yours.
624
00:33:08,633 --> 00:33:10,468
Unless I kill her,
of course.
625
00:33:12,178 --> 00:33:16,474
HOUSE: Not only will this allow us to
clock your brain's processing speed,
626
00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:18,935
you'll also get free cable
for the first three months.
627
00:33:19,060 --> 00:33:20,103
(CHUCKLES)
628
00:33:20,228 --> 00:33:21,605
What's this?
629
00:33:21,730 --> 00:33:25,108
A blue car. Is that
part of the test?
630
00:33:25,233 --> 00:33:27,777
No, my lease is
up next month. You like it?
631
00:33:29,446 --> 00:33:31,114
I'm gonna ask you
a series of questions
632
00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:33,116
designed to stimulate
left-brain function,
633
00:33:33,241 --> 00:33:36,411
logic, reasoning,
problem solving.
634
00:33:36,536 --> 00:33:40,415
Or as my mentor Old Ben
liked to call it, "The dark side."
635
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,416
(CHUCKLES)
636
00:33:41,541 --> 00:33:43,710
If we find slow areas,
we know we found damage.
637
00:33:43,835 --> 00:33:45,629
We treat, you go home.
Ready?
638
00:33:45,754 --> 00:33:48,548
I'd nod yes, but I can't
move my head.
639
00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:54,512
This pen is red.
Its ink is red. ls all ink red?
640
00:33:55,388 --> 00:33:56,222
No.
641
00:33:56,348 --> 00:33:59,434
Nerve conduction's 12.8 meters
per second, right within range.
642
00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,478
Cameron's letting him cut
into our patient's skull
643
00:34:01,603 --> 00:34:04,230
based on nothing but dead bugs
and someone else's runny nose.
644
00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:06,024
There are two
pints in a quart.
645
00:34:06,149 --> 00:34:09,527
Four quarts in a gallon.
How many pints in five gallons?
646
00:34:09,653 --> 00:34:12,530
CUDDY ON SPEAKERS:
House, step away from the patient.
647
00:34:12,656 --> 00:34:13,782
(BABY CRYING)
648
00:34:13,907 --> 00:34:15,408
Who's that?
649
00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:18,286
(CUDDY CONSOLING BABY)
650
00:34:19,496 --> 00:34:23,541
That's my old boss.
And by "old," I don't mean "former".
651
00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:25,585
Insulting me is not
gonna make me go away.
652
00:34:25,710 --> 00:34:29,381
You're not here, obviously,
I'm not trying to make you go away.
653
00:34:29,506 --> 00:34:31,549
Hint, the answer
is a number.
654
00:34:31,675 --> 00:34:32,509
Um...
655
00:34:32,634 --> 00:34:33,802
(BABY CRYING)
656
00:34:33,927 --> 00:34:34,761
40?
657
00:34:34,969 --> 00:34:37,806
12.4 meters per second.
Conduction's still normal.
658
00:34:38,014 --> 00:34:40,684
Dr. Cameron? You're
actually assisting him with this?
659
00:34:40,809 --> 00:34:43,144
Yes, because I'm
actually familiar with this case.
660
00:34:43,395 --> 00:34:44,813
(CRYING)
Well, I'm familiar enough to know
661
00:34:44,938 --> 00:34:47,482
that cutting into
this woman's brain is not necessary.
662
00:34:47,607 --> 00:34:48,525
Is she serious?
663
00:34:48,650 --> 00:34:50,860
She's certainly
not funny.
664
00:34:50,985 --> 00:34:54,114
Put the phone down, pick up the baby.
Make us all happy.
665
00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:58,743
Okay, settle down, baby. It's okay.
We'll be done in a minute.
666
00:34:59,244 --> 00:35:01,204
House, I can call
security. I can...
667
00:35:01,329 --> 00:35:02,956
BP's dropping.
668
00:35:03,081 --> 00:35:05,041
Get it back up.
I got a whole stack of these.
669
00:35:05,166 --> 00:35:06,626
Give her 10 cc dopamine.
670
00:35:06,751 --> 00:35:09,587
CAMERON: Already am, thanks. Your baby
needs you a lot more than we do.
671
00:35:09,713 --> 00:35:12,632
You aren't hungry, you aren't wet,
I don't know what it is.
672
00:35:13,383 --> 00:35:16,928
That is so annoying.
Can you make it stop?
673
00:35:17,053 --> 00:35:20,432
Baby's crying is annoying you?
What's her nerve conduction?
674
00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:23,476
14.3. It's actually
speeding up.
675
00:35:23,601 --> 00:35:25,645
But her BP's 80 over pa“).
We' re gonna have to stop.
676
00:35:25,770 --> 00:35:26,771
(GROANS)
677
00:35:26,896 --> 00:35:28,606
That doesn't make
any sense.
678
00:35:28,732 --> 00:35:30,233
The fact that you're
wrong doesn't make any sense
679
00:35:30,358 --> 00:35:31,651
or the fact that
I believed that you were right?
680
00:35:31,776 --> 00:35:33,486
BP's still dropping.
She's gonna stroke.
681
00:35:34,904 --> 00:35:38,450
I'm giving her 10 more cc,
and I'm putting an end to this.
682
00:35:38,575 --> 00:35:40,952
(BABY CONTINUES CRYING)
683
00:35:41,077 --> 00:35:45,498
Okay, Rachel, quiet down.
I need you to be quiet.
684
00:35:45,623 --> 00:35:48,251
Please,
turn that phone off.
685
00:35:48,668 --> 00:35:51,880
Why does the baby
annoy you, but no one else does?
686
00:35:52,005 --> 00:35:53,506
I mean, you're right
about her, but...
687
00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:57,385
I don't know what you want.
I will give you anything that you want.
688
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:59,429
I don't know
what it is.
689
00:36:01,556 --> 00:36:05,185
Tell me. Please.
Just help me. Please!
690
00:36:05,602 --> 00:36:06,978
(STOPS CRYING)
691
00:36:09,439 --> 00:36:10,607
(SNIFFLES)
692
00:36:11,983 --> 00:36:13,485
(CHUCKLES) Really?
693
00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:16,571
That worked?
694
00:36:20,283 --> 00:36:21,659
CAMERON: She's stable.
695
00:36:22,410 --> 00:36:24,829
We're finished here.
Close her up.
696
00:36:27,248 --> 00:36:28,708
(GURGLING)
697
00:36:29,250 --> 00:36:30,627
(CHUCKLES)
698
00:36:31,878 --> 00:36:33,338
(sesame)
699
00:36:39,469 --> 00:36:41,554
KUTNER: How long
until we can perform the splenectomy?
700
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:44,682
Can't dose her with anesthesia until
the last batch completely clears.
701
00:36:44,808 --> 00:36:46,726
How come the baby
annoyed her?
702
00:36:46,851 --> 00:36:48,102
We should get her
in there as soon as we can.
703
00:36:48,394 --> 00:36:49,354
Two hours, at least.
704
00:36:49,479 --> 00:36:52,565
Her blood pressure's in the tank.
I hope she lasts two hours.
705
00:36:54,442 --> 00:36:55,944
What was different?
706
00:36:57,070 --> 00:36:59,948
Our patient loves
all things annoying.
707
00:37:00,365 --> 00:37:02,617
She'd love
this conversation.
708
00:37:02,742 --> 00:37:04,869
She's an earth mother,
709
00:37:04,994 --> 00:37:08,873
takes in the freaks and rejects of
humanity and tells them they're A-okay.
710
00:37:08,998 --> 00:37:10,500
So, what was different?
711
00:37:10,625 --> 00:37:15,880
Her head was open, you were asking her
questions, a baby was crying.
712
00:37:16,422 --> 00:37:18,633
She had low
blood pressure.
713
00:37:19,843 --> 00:37:21,761
According to the
laws of physics,
714
00:37:21,886 --> 00:37:24,430
low blood pressure
causes light-headedness
715
00:37:24,556 --> 00:37:28,059
chest pain,
but not annoyance.
716
00:37:44,909 --> 00:37:46,077
Move your feet.
717
00:37:46,995 --> 00:37:51,124
You decided to keep her. Thank you
for telling me. You can go now.
718
00:37:54,127 --> 00:37:55,587
(EXHALES)
719
00:37:55,712 --> 00:37:58,923
I talked to her.
We connected.
720
00:38:00,091 --> 00:38:04,178
You talked at her,
you had a chemical reaction.
721
00:38:04,304 --> 00:38:05,430
Are you trying
to annoy me?
722
00:38:05,555 --> 00:38:07,307
I'm trying to
explain you.
723
00:38:07,432 --> 00:38:11,686
I know it doesn't
make any sense, but it was real.
724
00:38:11,811 --> 00:38:13,229
It was there.
725
00:38:14,188 --> 00:38:17,108
You want to hold her?
Come here, come say hi.
726
00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:20,945
You think we'll bond?
727
00:38:30,246 --> 00:38:31,873
(LAUGHS)
728
00:38:31,998 --> 00:38:32,999
Is that cute?
729
00:38:33,124 --> 00:38:34,125
A little.
730
00:38:35,627 --> 00:38:37,962
If I threw up on you,
you'd be pissed.
731
00:38:38,796 --> 00:38:41,174
(COOING)
Your puke isn't as cute.
732
00:38:41,299 --> 00:38:43,343
That's 'cause of your hips.
733
00:38:43,468 --> 00:38:45,511
If she would've just
gestated a little longer,
734
00:38:45,637 --> 00:38:48,348
her stomach sphincter
would be fully mature.
735
00:38:48,473 --> 00:38:50,391
But, no, we have
to walk upright,
736
00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:53,102
which means that baby's
head is too big for mommy's hips.
737
00:38:53,227 --> 00:38:54,145
And by the way,
738
00:38:54,270 --> 00:38:57,106
your hips
may be an evolutionary improvement.
739
00:38:57,231 --> 00:39:00,568
So we've evolved to
find baby puke cute.
740
00:39:00,693 --> 00:39:04,447
'Cause otherwise we'd kill them all
before they became functional.
741
00:39:11,704 --> 00:39:15,166
Bonding's over.
I gotta go see another baby.
742
00:39:19,671 --> 00:39:22,674
So, I can just
live spleen-free?
743
00:39:22,799 --> 00:39:24,801
Plenty of people live perfectly
normal lives without...
744
00:39:24,926 --> 00:39:26,678
HOUSE: Spleen's fine.
745
00:39:26,803 --> 00:39:28,054
It's not her brain.
746
00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:29,430
Of course
it's her brain.
747
00:39:29,555 --> 00:39:33,226
You've looked at her brain, you took off
her skull, you found nothing.
748
00:39:33,351 --> 00:39:38,231
Didn't look in the right part. Didn't
look in the heart part.
749
00:39:38,564 --> 00:39:40,316
(HEART BEATING ON MONITOR)
750
00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:45,738
In the womb, blood has to bypass
the lungs since they don't work yet.
751
00:39:46,280 --> 00:39:50,493
When we're born, we take our first
big breath, lungs expand,
752
00:39:50,618 --> 00:39:53,955
and the ductus closes.
Yours didn't.
753
00:39:55,915 --> 00:39:58,501
She has a Patent
ductus arteriosus.
754
00:39:59,335 --> 00:40:03,339
When you get stressed,
your blood pressure goes up,
755
00:40:03,464 --> 00:40:07,343
forces open the ductus,
blood takes a little detour,
756
00:40:07,468 --> 00:40:11,264
makes it leak from your nose,
your stomach, your lungs,
757
00:40:11,389 --> 00:40:14,851
and more significantly, keeps it flowing
to the right side of your brain
758
00:40:14,976 --> 00:40:16,310
and away from your left.
759
00:40:17,395 --> 00:40:21,357
Which means that when you get stressed,
you get un-stressed.
760
00:40:22,191 --> 00:40:25,069
That's why you're so good
with those annoying kids.
761
00:40:25,194 --> 00:40:27,947
And why, when your blood
pressure dropped,
762
00:40:28,072 --> 00:40:31,868
you were able to identify Cuddy
as an annoying human being.
763
00:40:33,202 --> 00:40:35,830
Good news is
we can fix the heart.
764
00:40:37,415 --> 00:40:40,001
Bad news for
the annoying kids.
765
00:40:46,758 --> 00:40:48,217
CAMERON: She's incredible.
766
00:40:48,342 --> 00:40:49,260
Thank you.
767
00:40:51,512 --> 00:40:53,014
Great work today.
768
00:40:54,140 --> 00:40:57,060
I should have trusted your instincts.
I will in the future.
769
00:40:59,187 --> 00:41:00,313
I quit.
770
00:41:02,398 --> 00:41:06,319
I think I just apologized.
If you want, I can get down on my knees.
771
00:41:06,444 --> 00:41:08,154
It's not because
of you.
772
00:41:08,279 --> 00:41:13,326
I approved an insane procedure
with no proof, no evidence...
773
00:41:13,451 --> 00:41:14,994
You made the right call.
774
00:41:16,079 --> 00:41:19,248
The problem was a brain problem.
Without the procedure,
775
00:41:19,373 --> 00:41:22,293
House never notices
the increased left brain function.
776
00:41:22,418 --> 00:41:23,711
She'd be dead if
you hadn't said yes.
777
00:41:23,836 --> 00:41:26,339
I know. But...
778
00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:34,097
I'll always say yes to House.
I studied under him. He's in my head.
779
00:41:34,222 --> 00:41:36,974
And if you gave anyone else this job,
they would always say no.
780
00:41:37,100 --> 00:41:39,936
Because... Well,
because they should.
781
00:41:40,561 --> 00:41:42,188
House is insane.
782
00:41:44,315 --> 00:41:45,691
Which leaves me.
783
00:41:49,028 --> 00:41:50,321
I'm sorry.
784
00:41:51,405 --> 00:41:52,782
(SIGHS)
785
00:41:58,454 --> 00:41:59,997
Hey, buddy.
786
00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:01,332
(EXCLAIMS)
787
00:42:02,208 --> 00:42:04,460
It's okay, buddy,
come here.
788
00:42:04,585 --> 00:42:08,256
I missed you so much.
I missed you.
789
00:42:10,675 --> 00:42:11,801
How are you?
790
00:42:11,926 --> 00:42:14,262
- Good.
- Yeah? You look so handsome.
791
00:43:03,561 --> 00:43:05,104
(INAUDIBLE)
792
00:43:09,275 --> 00:43:11,027
(BABY CRYING)