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Do you want a lean body for summer?
Well, the time to start is now.
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No gimmicks, no crash diets,
and absolutely no drugs.
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Think healthy,
and be healthy.
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You can start now,
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just pick up the phone
and become the best you you can be.
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(MAN GROANS)
Cut! Going again.
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Sorry.
Did I mess up the commercial?
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No, it's fine.
Are you okay?
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I think it's cramps.
Oh! I'm burning on my side.
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Sit down, take a few minutes
and catch your breath.
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Everybody else,
keep running.
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We're not filming.
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We don't do this for the cameras,
we do it for ourselves.
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We can't go again
with him sitting there.
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Fine. But that felt phony.
At least let me get a little workout,
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maybe if I'm breathing
as hard as they are
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I won't seem like
such an evil taskmaster.
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All right, take five, guys.
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(SIGHS)
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How you feeling?
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I think I'm ready to do this.
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You sure? That's it.
That's the way to fight through.
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All right, concentrate on those knees,
lean into it and lift.
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- Lifting. Lifting. Lifting.
- Come on, push it!
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Come on,
you're almost at the top.
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Those eight steps are the difference
between fat and thin.
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Seven, six, five, four, one more.
Nice job!
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(LAUGHS)
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Feel that burn?
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That's your body
carving out its new shape.
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New shape.
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Don't sit, just take it slow
on the way down.
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On, boy.
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(EXHALES)
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Are you okay?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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You Okay?
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Any idea why we're getting
half as many requests for you as usual?
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Democrats' health care plan?
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At least we have one case
that looks intriguing.
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30-year-old fitness trainer
suddenly can't breathe,
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collapses
and breaks her ankle.
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That's it? You're not gonna argue
why this case is beneath you?
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No point, I'm in an elevator.
I can't run away.
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You can't run away anyway.
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That's just mean.
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Why are we
still together?
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We are going
to our office.
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Pronoun confusion, starts kicking in
once you pass the childbearing age.
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Now that's just mean.
My office was recently destroyed.
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I thought I'd use the office
of the doctor directly responsible.
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I think the patient
holding the gun to my head
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was actually the one
directly responsible.
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My desk won't fit in his cell.
You can use our outer office.
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Where's Foreman
and Thirteen?
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Own in the R .
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Thirteen started
her clinical trials today.
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What's Cuddy doing
in your office?
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Other than throwing off
the fang shui
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with her ass that faces
all eight sides of the Bagua at once?
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These walls
aren't soundproof.
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I'm well aware.
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Normal CT means
that her lung problem
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has the distinction of having
nothing to do with her lungs.
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Steroids. No one looks
this fit without cheating.
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Anabolic steroids
hack away at the immune system,
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left her open
to a pulmonary infection.
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Wow. Muscles and curves.
My penis is so confused.
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She's not on steroids.
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Her program's all about
getting in shape naturally,
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exercising, eating right.
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And you know this because?
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She has infomercials
to sell her DVDs.
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What? I'm up late a lot.
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And you actually believe
what you see on TV? Go run the labs.
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CUDDY: The labs are back
and there's no sign of steroid use.
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Can someone please
read her file?
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Can someone please stop
back seat differential-ating?
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KUTNER: What about allergies?
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She goes jogging every morning,
inhales car fumes during rush hour.
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Perfect, except that she was jogging
half a mile from the nearest road.
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In the cold.
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Cold air hits the lungs, sets off
an attack, exercise-induced asthma.
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Nice try, except EIA doesn't
account for the elevated BP.
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If you'd read the file...
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Come on, before the shrieking harpy
melts my brain.
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- Her BP's fine.
- I know.
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Exercise-induced
asthma actually fits.
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I know. You know.
She can't know.
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The only good way
to test for EIA
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is to recreate the conditions
in which the attack occurred.
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But we can't exactly make her
run out in the cold on a broken ankle.
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Get creative.
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It's gonna be okay.
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Any shortness of breath?
Tightness in your chest?
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Feeling pretty good,
actually.
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Not even
breathing hard.
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O2 sats and lung capacity
are still well within range.
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Cuffs slipping down,
you wanna stop for a moment?
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Rather not.
Haven't had any exercise in two days.
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Take it you don't get
a lot of fat in your diet.
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I take it from your tone
you think that's a bad thing.
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Do you ever indulge?
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There's more to life
than indulging your every whim.
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I didn't say "every." But a whim every
now and then can make life a little...
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You okay?
Trouble breathing?
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No, I feel fine. Why?
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(HEART MONITOR FLATLINING)
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No pulse.
This isn't asthma.
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There are a lot of other people
in the trial?
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I'm taking over the people that already
started it at Mercy, so I'm pretty full.
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Stop.
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One more time.
No talking.
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I shouldn't be here.
It's nepotism.
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I know the guy running the drug trial,
so I get a spot.
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You have Huntington's,
so you get a spot. Stop.
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One more time.
Just the fingers, no mouth.
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The point of this thing
is to improve neural cell longevity,
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which doesn't matter much
before symptoms,
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so you should give
my spot to someone...
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Shut up.
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Stop.
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You can stop
feeling guilty.
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Your best tapping rate
was .004 taps per millisecond.
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Means your nerves
have started degenerating.
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You want to work in here?
Fine. Me, too.
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We'll split the desk 50-50.
That side's yours, this side's mine.
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You're right.
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There's plenty of space here,
neither one of us needs all of it.
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That's your strategy? Taking
the high road? It's not going to work.
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Huh? Did you say something?
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I couldn't hear you from all the way
over here on my side of the desk.
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TAUB: Patient's heart stopped.
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We shocked her back to sinus rhythm,
she's stable.
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Test didn't set it off,
her EKG was normal.
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Well, she's consistent.
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Lung problems have nothing to do
with her lungs,
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heart problem that has nothing to do
with her heart.
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Something is
strangling her system.
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Carcinoid tumor.
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Find it, cut it out.
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Can a leaking breast implant
cause joint pain?
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No, and she clearly
doesn't have implants.
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Or joint pain. What's going on?
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Got another patient.
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I set up an online
second opinion clinic.
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People who don't like or trust
their doctors e-mail symptoms,
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I can knock off four or five cases
over lunch,
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clear two grand by e-mailing them back.
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Ascending colon's clean.
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That's gotta be illegal.
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Only in nine states,
and this isn't one of them.
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Legal notice spells out
it doesn't replace doctor's visits,
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so there's no opportunity
for malpractice.
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How come you haven't said
anything about this?
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It's no big secret.
I guess I'm just not very chatty.
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You told us when you renewed your
subscription to National Geographic.
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Small intestine looks clean,
moving into the pylorus.
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So you don't mind
if I tell House?
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Actually, House may sort of mind.
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Because I sort of set it up
in House's name.
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Nothing in the bile duct.
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And by "set it up in his name,"
you mean?
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I mean, it's Dr. Gregory House's
Second Opinion Clinic
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with medical advice
direct from Dr. Gregory House.
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You're insane.
With two days to live.
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House's never gonna find out.
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He will if I tell him.
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Or you cut me in for 30%,
and I keep your secret safe.
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That's blackmail.
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Yes.
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Moving into the... Whoa.
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That's her stomach?
It's the size of a shot glass.
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Because our patient's
a big, fat cheater.
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Subtle. No way you geniuses
could have spotted this.
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Gastric bypass surgery,
she had her stomach stapled,
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then had the records
from her files pulled
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so it wouldn't ruin her DVD sales.
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Can you do this outside?
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I could. But that would defeat
the purpose of doing it here.
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Where are the smart guys?
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If you mean
Foreman and Thirteen,
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apparently the first appointment
of the drug trial is an all-day thing.
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I said yes to this?
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Her gastric bypass
procedure could cause...
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Forget the bypass,
treat her like a fat girl.
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Should we treat her like
a 60-year-old Asian man, too?
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She's not fat.
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Not on the outside, but on the inside
she's still tons of fun.
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When she was obese,
she probably had Type 2 diabetes,
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could have left her
with permanent nerve damage.
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Ten points for doing what I said,
minus ten points for doing it badly.
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If this was diabetes-induced nerve
damage, it would've kicked in years ago.
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Have you seen my balls?
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Can you hold on a second?
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My balls. Have you seen my balls?
The giant one and the red one.
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Your plan isn't
going to work.
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Of course it is.
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I try to make you miserable
to make you leave.
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You deny that it's
making you miserable,
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you try to make me miserable
so I'll stop making you miserable.
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And eventually you will leave,
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citing reasons
that have nothing to do with misery.
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You're not bothering me.
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Step one, complete.
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I'm gonna call you from my cell.
And then I will come back in here.
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Hey. Yeah, I just had to explain
to him that I had his balls,
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and he's not getting them back.
Excuse me.
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Sleep apnea explains...
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Apnea would've disappeared
when she shrank.
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Not if it destroyed
the musculature of her trachea.
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Apnea cuts off oxygen to the brain,
the resulting neurological damage...
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She been snoring?
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She didn't mention it.
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Did she mention feeling tired
after a full night's sleep?
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No, but...
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HOUSE: This isn't apnea.
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And this is a stupid room
to be doing a DDX in.
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Cliff notes. Gastric bypass
only makes her skinny on the outside.
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On the inside
we have heart and lung issues
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not caused by heart and lung issues.
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Private area, House.
It can wait.
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You need to consider side-effects
from her gastric bypass surgery.
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KUTNER: Forget the bypass.
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Let the dying girl finish.
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- You said forget the bypass...
- Shh.
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Dr. Thirteen
has the floor.
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Bypass could create malabsorption
issues, leads to low potassium.
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Very stupid.
Her potassium is fine.
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But her intestines aren't.
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Gastric bypass could cause malabsorption
by creating a blind loop of bowel.
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It ulcerates during exercise,
bacteria get loose in the blood stream,
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migrate to the heart and lungs.
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Very not stupid.
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Bacteria in the bowels means
there's bacteria in the poop.
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Get some and test it.
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He could have come up with SIBO
anywhere else in the hospital.
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You didn't need to come down here
and screw with us.
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But her wrong idea led to his right one.
It was a vital screwing.
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We think your surgery might have caused
an infection called SIBO.
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A stool test will help us to confirm.
Put some of what you're full of in here.
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00:13:07,850 --> 00:13:12,146
If surgery could somehow
make you taller, wouldn't you do it?
243
00:13:13,398 --> 00:13:17,360
Sure, but I wouldn't call a meeting
of the Lollipop Guild
244
00:13:17,485 --> 00:13:19,987
and tell them they can grow
if they work real hard at it.
245
00:13:20,113 --> 00:13:22,156
I don't tell anyone
not to get gastric bypass.
246
00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,326
I tell them how to get healthy,
how to improve their lives.
247
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:28,079
Yeah, by telling them to do
what you were unwilling to.
248
00:13:28,204 --> 00:13:29,789
I was willing
to do anything.
249
00:13:29,914 --> 00:13:33,084
Thyroid hormones, crash diets,
none of it worked.
250
00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:35,128
My body was
like a prison.
251
00:13:35,253 --> 00:13:40,716
When I got the surgery, I got healthy
and when I got healthy, I got happy.
252
00:13:42,135 --> 00:13:43,678
I'm not sure you're happy.
253
00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:47,306
But if you are, being healthy
didn't do it, being pretty did.
254
00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:48,850
Poop in the bedpan.
255
00:13:50,685 --> 00:13:53,146
House's office? Really?
256
00:13:53,271 --> 00:13:55,690
Did he send you here
to beg for it back?
257
00:13:55,815 --> 00:13:57,191
There are dozens
of other doctors...
258
00:13:57,316 --> 00:14:00,987
Other doctors actually use their offices
for crazy stuff like seeing patients,
259
00:14:01,112 --> 00:14:03,573
not throwing a ball against the wall
and calling it work.
260
00:14:03,698 --> 00:14:05,867
It's his process.
That ball saves lives.
261
00:14:05,992 --> 00:14:07,743
Did he give you
talking points?
262
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,704
Yeah, but I added
one of my own.
263
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:14,250
Don't take his office and pretend like
all you're doing is taking his office.
264
00:14:14,375 --> 00:14:16,711
You chose his room
because you want to be there.
265
00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:20,840
But sitting near him and hoping
isn't going to get it done.
266
00:14:23,050 --> 00:14:26,804
Leave here now
or I'll take your office.
267
00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,514
No, you won't.
268
00:14:32,477 --> 00:14:35,771
The boob lady e-mailed me again,
complaining of chronic fatigue now.
269
00:14:35,897 --> 00:14:38,107
She's convinced
the implants are responsible.
270
00:14:38,232 --> 00:14:39,692
- They're not.
- I told her.
271
00:14:39,817 --> 00:14:42,028
She says something is
and if I don't find out what
272
00:14:42,153 --> 00:14:44,363
she's gonna complain
to the Licensing Board.
273
00:14:44,489 --> 00:14:45,907
- It's not funny.
- It is.
274
00:14:46,032 --> 00:14:49,035
You just can't appreciate it because
it's going to destroy your career.
275
00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:53,873
What happened? Did he call Foreman
clean and articulate again?
276
00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:55,166
It is surprising.
277
00:14:55,291 --> 00:14:57,668
Clinic patient's
just whining.
278
00:14:57,793 --> 00:14:58,836
What's the poop?
279
00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,838
It's going to take about an hour
to spin down the sample.
280
00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,590
What are we looking for?
281
00:15:02,715 --> 00:15:04,300
You don't know?
282
00:15:04,425 --> 00:15:08,471
I'm doing my famous Socrates impression.
Think I really nailed the accent.
283
00:15:08,596 --> 00:15:10,806
High fat content
indicates SIBO.
284
00:15:10,932 --> 00:15:13,434
And what does
fat do in water?
285
00:15:13,559 --> 00:15:14,477
It floats.
286
00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:16,229
And what else
floats in water?
287
00:15:19,857 --> 00:15:22,235
The correct answer is a duck.
288
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:27,031
If it doesn't float,
Kutner missed the boat.
289
00:15:35,540 --> 00:15:38,334
Looks like I was wrong
to dismiss apnea.
290
00:15:38,459 --> 00:15:41,921
You guys can stay up all night
gloating in the sleep lab.
291
00:15:47,552 --> 00:15:50,388
KUTNER: What about all that scar tissue
around the implant, could that be...
292
00:15:50,513 --> 00:15:52,598
That amount of encapsulation
is perfectly normal.
293
00:15:52,723 --> 00:15:53,766
I gotta tell her something.
294
00:15:53,891 --> 00:15:56,352
Tell her to find a decent plastic
surgeon who can correct the placement...
295
00:15:56,477 --> 00:15:58,980
Yeah, that's what she wants to hear,
she's sick and she's lopsided.
296
00:15:59,105 --> 00:16:00,314
Tell her it's a virus.
297
00:16:00,439 --> 00:16:02,900
It probably is, and it'll
get her off your back for a few...
298
00:16:03,025 --> 00:16:04,819
Emmy's EEG is flat-lining.
299
00:16:07,613 --> 00:16:08,864
Where would she have gone?
300
00:16:08,990 --> 00:16:10,116
(PANTING)
301
00:16:13,160 --> 00:16:16,330
Hey, I looked for you guys in
the control room, but you seemed busy.
302
00:16:16,455 --> 00:16:19,292
Get off of there, last time you
exercised you had a cardiac incident.
303
00:16:19,417 --> 00:16:21,460
- I feel fine.
- You felt fine last time.
304
00:16:21,586 --> 00:16:23,671
I only slept a couple of hours
but I feel great.
305
00:16:23,796 --> 00:16:24,797
Can I get
one of those machines?
306
00:16:24,922 --> 00:16:26,132
You're running on
a broken ankle.
307
00:16:26,257 --> 00:16:27,258
EMMY: It doesn't hurt.
308
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,676
And your leg is bleeding.
309
00:16:34,849 --> 00:16:36,601
You feel that?
310
00:16:36,726 --> 00:16:37,685
What does that mean?
311
00:16:43,232 --> 00:16:45,776
The numbness in her left foot
is ascending into her leg.
312
00:16:45,901 --> 00:16:48,362
How'd she manage
to sneak out for a run?
313
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:51,115
She said she needed
to use the bathroom.
314
00:16:51,240 --> 00:16:53,743
You two get the results
of the sleep apnea test,
315
00:16:53,868 --> 00:16:55,369
or did those need to use
the bathroom, too?
316
00:16:55,494 --> 00:16:57,830
Alpha waves on the EEG
ruled it out.
317
00:16:58,956 --> 00:17:00,249
(ALL EXCLAIMING IN DISGUST)
318
00:17:00,374 --> 00:17:03,252
I was mixing some hydrogen sulphide
for good and valid reasons
319
00:17:03,377 --> 00:17:05,421
and must have spilled some
on my side.
320
00:17:05,546 --> 00:17:06,964
Did it waft over
to your side?
321
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,257
Cunning plan.
322
00:17:08,382 --> 00:17:11,093
You do realize it's going to stink
for hours, on both sides.
323
00:17:11,218 --> 00:17:13,304
Oh! Would you look
at the time?
324
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:17,642
I hope your patient isn't still sick,
forcing you to stay here all night.
325
00:17:22,355 --> 00:17:23,981
Ascending numbness means
her nerves are breaking down.
326
00:17:24,106 --> 00:17:24,940
(PAGER BEEPING)
Or her brain.
327
00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:27,109
- Or both.
- We've gotta go.
328
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:28,986
Let me finish,
I'll meet you down there.
329
00:17:29,111 --> 00:17:32,740
You were 15 minutes late yesterday.
I don't want you to develop bad habits.
330
00:17:32,865 --> 00:17:33,824
Appreciate the life lesson,
331
00:17:33,949 --> 00:17:36,535
but 15 minutes, give or take,
isn't going to make a difference.
332
00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:40,247
Get started on your other patients,
I'll be down there when we're done here.
333
00:17:40,373 --> 00:17:43,626
Way to know where your bread
is buttered, sister. Up high.
334
00:17:43,751 --> 00:17:45,586
If the problem is in her brain,
it could be MS.
335
00:17:45,711 --> 00:17:46,879
Or early onset Parkinson's.
336
00:17:47,004 --> 00:17:49,882
But if it's her nerves,
it could be transverse myelitis.
337
00:17:50,007 --> 00:17:51,759
Or a million other things.
338
00:17:51,884 --> 00:17:54,178
We're gonna stay in the dark
until we can figure out
339
00:17:54,303 --> 00:17:56,681
if her electrical problem
is in her power station
340
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:59,350
or in the high tension wires.
341
00:18:01,060 --> 00:18:06,649
Power station's the brain,
wires are the nerves. Run an NCV test.
342
00:18:11,570 --> 00:18:13,280
TAUB: The test will measure
the amount of time it will take
343
00:18:13,406 --> 00:18:15,491
this electrical impulse
to travel along your nerves.
344
00:18:15,616 --> 00:18:18,035
- Will it hurt?
- No. Give me your arm.
345
00:18:18,160 --> 00:18:19,412
You can ask nicely.
346
00:18:21,247 --> 00:18:25,459
I learned in med school,
you don't actually cure with kindness.
347
00:18:25,584 --> 00:18:26,627
(SIGHS)
348
00:18:26,752 --> 00:18:30,047
You're right,
I'm a hypocrite.
349
00:18:30,965 --> 00:18:32,591
But I don't have a choice.
350
00:18:32,717 --> 00:18:35,052
Not really interested
in your rationalizations.
351
00:18:35,177 --> 00:18:38,556
If I'm open about the gastric bypass,
no one would listen to me anymore.
352
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,391
You mean no one
would buy your DVDs.
353
00:18:40,516 --> 00:18:44,270
It's not about the DVD sales.
I'm helping people.
354
00:18:44,395 --> 00:18:48,774
My clients are making themselves
healthy. They're living better lives.
355
00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:52,319
Can you honestly tell me
you've never done anything hypocritical?
356
00:18:54,947 --> 00:18:56,866
I'm sure you
had good reasons.
357
00:19:00,953 --> 00:19:03,539
Give me your arm, please.
358
00:19:10,296 --> 00:19:11,756
Keep your arm raised.
359
00:19:13,883 --> 00:19:16,260
Does this mean something is wrong
with my nerves?
360
00:19:16,385 --> 00:19:19,555
No. It's your muscles.
361
00:19:19,680 --> 00:19:22,892
We don't need to run this test.
It's not what we thought.
362
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:48,459
She has muscle weakness,
could indicate myasthenia gravis.
363
00:19:48,584 --> 00:19:49,752
Yeah.
364
00:19:49,877 --> 00:19:51,212
Also could be
some kind of toxin.
365
00:19:51,337 --> 00:19:53,589
Excuse me. Are you going up
to the personnel floors?
366
00:19:53,714 --> 00:19:55,883
I'm going to see Dr. House.
367
00:19:56,008 --> 00:19:57,384
Do you have an appointment
with him?
368
00:19:57,510 --> 00:19:59,261
We've been emailing.
369
00:19:59,386 --> 00:20:01,514
Joint pain and fatigue
thanks to these.
370
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,808
- I'm sure it's nothing.
- Oh, now this.
371
00:20:07,019 --> 00:20:08,187
He's actually downstairs.
372
00:20:08,312 --> 00:20:10,022
Gone. Gone for the day.
373
00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:13,275
But we work for him,
we can set you up in the ER.
374
00:20:16,737 --> 00:20:19,615
The antibiotics will make her feel
better, she's out of here by morning.
375
00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:21,575
- If it is a staph infection.
- It's gotta be.
376
00:20:21,700 --> 00:20:25,830
She has sleeves of tattoos and piercings
from God knows where.
377
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:29,708
She has muscle weakness,
could indicate myasthenia gravis.
378
00:20:31,418 --> 00:20:36,841
I had the weirdest dream, you guys did
the test in a reasonable amount of time
379
00:20:36,966 --> 00:20:39,844
and came back here
before I had time to fall asleep.
380
00:20:41,303 --> 00:20:42,847
You guys still smell that?
381
00:20:44,557 --> 00:20:46,475
Maybe you should just let her
have your office?
382
00:20:46,600 --> 00:20:48,269
Or...
383
00:20:48,394 --> 00:20:50,145
(IMITATING SEAN CONNERY)
She sends one of yours to the hospital,
384
00:20:50,271 --> 00:20:52,481
send one of hers
to the morgue.
385
00:20:53,691 --> 00:20:55,317
It's not myasthenia gravis,
386
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:58,362
her breathing's improving
and the weakness is in her extremities.
387
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,367
Could be a botulinum reaction.
388
00:21:03,492 --> 00:21:07,329
I don't think sabotaging your
boss' office is a wise counterattack.
389
00:21:07,454 --> 00:21:11,500
All that is needed for evil to succeed
is for good men to do nothing.
390
00:21:11,625 --> 00:21:13,544
She probably used a lot of Botox
to tighten up her skin.
391
00:21:13,669 --> 00:21:17,715
True. Could also be
any kind of heavy metal toxicity.
392
00:21:18,299 --> 00:21:20,676
PSP or arsenic
from eating too much seafood,
393
00:21:20,801 --> 00:21:22,928
cadmium from
bad bottled water,
394
00:21:23,053 --> 00:21:25,973
lead or nickel
from canned fruits or natural grains.
395
00:21:29,977 --> 00:21:32,980
I don't think replacing that
was part of the renovation plans.
396
00:21:33,105 --> 00:21:34,398
It is now.
397
00:21:34,523 --> 00:21:38,694
Lucky for us, we can treat all those
toxins with the same thing, chelation.
398
00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:51,582
You never showed up.
399
00:21:51,707 --> 00:21:53,125
Get out of my house.
400
00:21:53,250 --> 00:21:54,460
I wanted to find proof
401
00:21:54,585 --> 00:21:57,129
that you were slipping back
into your self-destructive pattern,
402
00:21:57,254 --> 00:21:59,006
confirm you weren't
worth my time.
403
00:21:59,882 --> 00:22:02,551
Instead I found this.
404
00:22:04,178 --> 00:22:07,097
You've followed
all of my instructions to the letter,
405
00:22:07,222 --> 00:22:10,100
probably better
than any patient I have.
406
00:22:10,225 --> 00:22:12,937
So why are you the only one
who can't show up for appointments?
407
00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:14,980
I came down right after
I was finished with House.
408
00:22:15,105 --> 00:22:17,399
You were in your office
with another patient.
409
00:22:18,359 --> 00:22:20,778
And there was another patient
in the waiting room.
410
00:22:21,779 --> 00:22:22,905
Janice.
411
00:22:23,781 --> 00:22:25,491
I'm well aware
of what's going to happen to my body
412
00:22:25,616 --> 00:22:26,867
over the next eight to 10 years.
413
00:22:26,992 --> 00:22:30,412
I do not need a visual reminder
every time I walk into that place.
414
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,418
That's understandable.
415
00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:40,047
It's human.
416
00:22:42,466 --> 00:22:44,760
And you need
to get over it.
417
00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:48,430
Now, you show up on time tomorrow
or you don't show up at all.
418
00:22:52,810 --> 00:22:54,186
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
419
00:22:55,062 --> 00:22:59,608
JOHN: Your mom is leaving. You're gonna
regret this the rest of your life.
420
00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:07,032
TAUB: The chelation didn't work,
her muscles are still deteriorating.
421
00:23:07,157 --> 00:23:12,246
Rules out toxins. So what else that can
go wrong when the Hindenburg deflates?
422
00:23:12,371 --> 00:23:13,956
Why aren't we doing
this in your office?
423
00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:18,168
Obviously because it would be stupid to
do this in an office with no furniture.
424
00:23:18,293 --> 00:23:22,089
Cuddy overreacted
to my overreaction.
425
00:23:22,214 --> 00:23:24,967
Coronaro-cardiac fistula.
Even a small hole could cause...
426
00:23:25,092 --> 00:23:27,845
They start in the lungs,
not the heart.
427
00:23:27,970 --> 00:23:32,307
And why are you leaning
on a 45 degree angle away from Foreman?
428
00:23:33,017 --> 00:23:34,059
I'm sitting straight.
429
00:23:34,184 --> 00:23:36,562
Trouble in the Land of False Hope?
430
00:23:36,687 --> 00:23:39,732
Everything is fine.
Austrian syndrome.
431
00:23:39,857 --> 00:23:43,694
Nice deflection, but our patient
doesn't drink, she's a health nut.
432
00:23:43,819 --> 00:23:46,655
And even if I was a cynical guy
and thought she was a liar,
433
00:23:46,780 --> 00:23:50,159
I would have done a tox screen which
would've come back negative for alcohol.
434
00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:51,994
You should come to
these gatherings more often,
435
00:23:52,119 --> 00:23:53,871
keep you from
looking like an idiot.
436
00:23:53,996 --> 00:23:56,165
(PAGER BEEPING)
437
00:23:58,417 --> 00:24:01,253
You making book or did something else
happen to our patient?
438
00:24:01,378 --> 00:24:03,005
Personal.
I'll put it on vibrate.
439
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:04,506
(PAGER BEEPING)
440
00:24:04,631 --> 00:24:06,383
' uillain-Ba 1
441
00:24:06,508 --> 00:24:11,263
Usually starts as a muscle pain patients
compare to the pain of over-exercising.
442
00:24:11,388 --> 00:24:13,766
So who's paging you?
Your wife?
443
00:24:13,891 --> 00:24:15,851
Does it worry you
that she paged Kutner first?
444
00:24:15,976 --> 00:24:19,563
Guillain-Barré fits, patient
didn't notice the initial symptoms
445
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:22,316
because it's no different
than how she feels every day.
446
00:24:22,441 --> 00:24:25,527
Her muscle weakness
is the precursor to full paralysis.
447
00:24:26,737 --> 00:24:29,198
Gastric bypass
probably set it off.
448
00:24:30,365 --> 00:24:34,620
At what price beauty?
Go start her on plasmapheresis.
449
00:24:41,627 --> 00:24:43,712
(SINGING)
She put the lime in the coconut
450
00:24:43,837 --> 00:24:45,297
She drank it all up
451
00:24:45,422 --> 00:24:48,675
She put the lime in the coconut
She drank it all up
452
00:24:48,801 --> 00:24:52,638
Deedee?
Can you stop singing?
453
00:24:52,763 --> 00:24:56,517
CAMERON: Musical automatism, she could
be having a partial seizure right now.
454
00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:57,559
You need to get House.
455
00:24:57,684 --> 00:24:58,811
Deedee!
456
00:24:58,936 --> 00:25:01,230
Yelling at her is not gonna be
an effective treatment.
457
00:25:01,355 --> 00:25:03,649
She's faking.
It's a cry for attention.
458
00:25:03,774 --> 00:25:05,109
Her brain could be misfiring.
459
00:25:05,234 --> 00:25:08,028
Right, a rare neurological disorder
is far more likely
460
00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:09,321
than a cry for attention.
461
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:11,615
I mean, nothing about this woman
screams "look at me."
462
00:25:11,740 --> 00:25:14,201
On the other hand,
look at her.
463
00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:15,911
(CONTINUES SINGING)
464
00:25:16,203 --> 00:25:20,916
She needs a full neurological work-up.
Get House.
465
00:25:23,502 --> 00:25:24,628
(SIGHS)
466
00:25:25,129 --> 00:25:28,799
Ultimate irony. I killed myself
trying to make myself healthy.
467
00:25:28,924 --> 00:25:32,094
You're not dying, okay?
This disease is manageable.
468
00:25:34,346 --> 00:25:36,181
Better start getting used
to that wheelchair.
469
00:25:36,306 --> 00:25:37,599
Self-pity doesn't suit you.
470
00:25:37,724 --> 00:25:38,809
Just take me down to the...
471
00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:42,604
No.
You're strong enough to walk.
472
00:25:42,729 --> 00:25:45,524
Come on, get your ass
out of bed and walk.
473
00:25:58,579 --> 00:26:01,415
Could be an aneurysm,
we've got to control her blood pressure,
474
00:26:01,540 --> 00:26:03,292
start her on
a calcium channel blocker.
475
00:26:03,417 --> 00:26:05,878
Or you could tell House.
476
00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,462
I can't tell House.
477
00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:08,922
You'll be in trouble.
478
00:26:09,047 --> 00:26:10,716
On the other hand,
she's sick.
479
00:26:10,841 --> 00:26:11,884
She's singing.
480
00:26:12,009 --> 00:26:15,095
And bleeding out of her ears
and losing her hair.
481
00:26:15,220 --> 00:26:16,805
And an aneurysm doesn't explain
her joint pain.
482
00:26:16,930 --> 00:26:17,973
Wilson's disease does.
483
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:19,391
No Kayser-Fleischer rings.
484
00:26:19,516 --> 00:26:20,434
Anorexia.
485
00:26:20,559 --> 00:26:21,852
Now you're just desperate.
486
00:26:21,977 --> 00:26:25,189
Biliary tumor causing
paraneoplastic syndrome.
487
00:26:26,815 --> 00:26:30,402
That might actually fit.
I'll scan to confirm.
488
00:26:31,445 --> 00:26:33,363
- You'd do that for me?
- You don't have the time.
489
00:26:33,488 --> 00:26:37,784
Which means I can ask for 25%
of your income and you'll give it to me.
490
00:26:47,002 --> 00:26:49,254
You going over the fence?
491
00:26:49,379 --> 00:26:52,674
It took three visits,
but I finally convinced the contractor
492
00:26:52,799 --> 00:26:57,179
that I'm Cuddy's boss and all the office
renovation plans need to go through me.
493
00:26:57,304 --> 00:26:59,389
You did do the math
on this, right?
494
00:26:59,514 --> 00:27:01,892
Screwing with her office
means her renovations will take longer,
495
00:27:02,017 --> 00:27:04,019
means she'll be
in your office longer.
496
00:27:04,144 --> 00:27:08,899
See there? I'm having a bidet put in
instead of a toilet.
497
00:27:09,024 --> 00:27:11,652
Not in addition to,
instead of.
498
00:27:11,777 --> 00:27:13,737
You want to know
what happened to the old toilet?
499
00:27:13,862 --> 00:27:17,407
She'll be with you
where you claim to not want her.
500
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:21,328
I smashed it
with a sledgehammer.
501
00:27:21,453 --> 00:27:23,622
I think
in some ancient cultures
502
00:27:23,747 --> 00:27:26,500
that was actually considered
a proposal of marriage.
503
00:27:27,626 --> 00:27:32,589
Is this fun for you?
Analyzing everyone else's fun away?
504
00:27:32,714 --> 00:27:35,676
Ask her out,
it'll cost the hospital a lot less.
505
00:27:40,639 --> 00:27:43,350
I brought some visitors.
Cheer you up.
506
00:27:44,893 --> 00:27:47,229
It's okay,
come on in, guys.
507
00:27:47,354 --> 00:27:49,773
We're all staying on your plan.
Nobody's cheating.
508
00:27:49,898 --> 00:27:53,777
That's great.
You're on my arm.
509
00:27:53,902 --> 00:27:58,490
We found out about your gastric bypass.
How could you lie to us like that?
510
00:27:58,615 --> 00:28:01,451
The doctors told you?
You're really hurting my arm.
511
00:28:01,576 --> 00:28:04,371
You're not the best you
you can be.
512
00:28:05,080 --> 00:28:08,333
You're a fraud.
You're a self-hating fat person.
513
00:28:08,458 --> 00:28:09,626
(CRYING) You're really hurting me.
514
00:28:09,751 --> 00:28:11,128
Feel the burn.
515
00:28:11,253 --> 00:28:13,797
ALL: Burn. Burn.
516
00:28:13,922 --> 00:28:15,257
EMMY: Help. Help!
517
00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:18,135
ALL: Burn. Burn! Burn!
518
00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:19,845
- Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn! Burn!
- Help!
519
00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:21,471
(EMMY SCREAMING)
520
00:28:22,014 --> 00:28:25,600
Get off of me!
Get off of me! Get off of me!
521
00:28:33,317 --> 00:28:35,277
TAUB: Mood congruent
hallucinations.
522
00:28:35,402 --> 00:28:36,820
KUTNER: Means it's not
Guillain-Barré.
523
00:28:36,945 --> 00:28:39,656
Which means whatever it is,
it's now in her brain.
524
00:28:42,492 --> 00:28:43,493
Where are you going?
525
00:28:43,618 --> 00:28:45,662
Sorry. Treatment.
526
00:28:45,787 --> 00:28:48,874
Does Foreman schedule your appointments
by numbers on the clock,
527
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:50,709
or just by when
I'm in the middle of something?
528
00:28:50,834 --> 00:28:54,629
Sorry if I'm dying at a bad time
for you. Could be CNS lymphoma.
529
00:28:54,755 --> 00:28:57,341
So losing the 200 pounds
was just a coincidence?
530
00:29:01,428 --> 00:29:03,138
What about a prion disease?
531
00:29:05,474 --> 00:29:07,934
If her brain is slowly turning
into a Swiss cheese,
532
00:29:08,060 --> 00:29:09,978
there's not a lot
we can do.
533
00:29:10,687 --> 00:29:12,856
There are some
possible treatments.
534
00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:14,900
Get a brain biopsy to confirm.
535
00:29:15,025 --> 00:29:17,736
You are not cutting
into this woman's brain before you test.
536
00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:19,821
That is the test.
537
00:29:21,782 --> 00:29:25,369
Not for CNS lymphoma, which is
a perfectly legitimate diagnosis,
538
00:29:25,494 --> 00:29:27,704
one you can test for non-invasively.
539
00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,873
You're, obviously,
not opposed to being invasive.
540
00:29:29,998 --> 00:29:34,711
Rule out CNS lymphoma first,
then rule out astrocytoma,
541
00:29:34,836 --> 00:29:36,421
then rule out
other brain tumors...
542
00:29:36,546 --> 00:29:37,714
(BLOWS)
543
00:29:37,839 --> 00:29:40,509
I hereby declare them
ruled out.
544
00:29:40,634 --> 00:29:41,968
Run the tests.
545
00:29:42,094 --> 00:29:44,846
You can do a brain biopsy,
but only as a last resort.
546
00:29:48,308 --> 00:29:51,812
Start running down Cuddy's list
of "Diseases it's not."
547
00:29:58,485 --> 00:30:00,737
You're not stopping me
for medical reasons.
548
00:30:02,823 --> 00:30:06,535
You're stopping me
because you have the hots for me.
549
00:30:10,664 --> 00:30:12,958
You're still here
because you have the hots for me.
550
00:30:13,083 --> 00:30:16,420
Evidenced by the fact that
I'm the one who moved into your office.
551
00:30:16,545 --> 00:30:18,422
It's the biggest office.
And I'm not the one that...
552
00:30:18,547 --> 00:30:23,093
Why are you dressed like that? Why do
you try so hard to get my attention?
553
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:27,180
Are you screwing with me?
554
00:30:27,305 --> 00:30:29,307
Are you screwing with me?
555
00:30:30,183 --> 00:30:31,351
Depends on your answer.
556
00:30:36,064 --> 00:30:38,400
Everybody knows
this is going somewhere.
557
00:30:41,862 --> 00:30:44,990
I think we're supposed
to kiss now.
558
00:30:45,115 --> 00:30:46,408
We already did that.
559
00:30:56,793 --> 00:30:58,587
Seemed like the
logical next step.
560
00:30:58,712 --> 00:30:59,838
Really?
561
00:31:03,216 --> 00:31:05,427
I'm an idiot
for being surprised.
562
00:31:08,889 --> 00:31:10,432
Can you leave these?
563
00:31:36,917 --> 00:31:38,251
(SIGHS)
564
00:31:39,711 --> 00:31:42,297
I'll keep coming.
But can you change my appointment time?
565
00:31:42,422 --> 00:31:44,508
Can't. Schedule's full.
566
00:31:45,967 --> 00:31:48,970
You're stuck with her,
might as well get to know her.
567
00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:41,606
Your head MRI was clean,
means you don't have CNS lymphoma.
568
00:32:41,731 --> 00:32:42,774
What's next on the list?
569
00:32:42,899 --> 00:32:44,943
Other types
of brain tumors.
570
00:32:45,068 --> 00:32:46,236
Can we stop
at the cafeteria?
571
00:32:46,361 --> 00:32:47,445
I can have something
brought up for you.
572
00:32:47,571 --> 00:32:49,781
- What do you want?
- Chocolate cake.
573
00:32:55,078 --> 00:32:57,706
You can't give up.
We're going to figure this out.
574
00:32:57,831 --> 00:33:01,209
What am I supposed to be hoping for?
That you find a brain tumor?
575
00:33:02,460 --> 00:33:03,670
What else could it be?
576
00:33:05,130 --> 00:33:07,841
You were so hard on me
about lying.
577
00:33:07,966 --> 00:33:11,136
How about you take some of
your own advice and tell me the truth?
578
00:33:12,053 --> 00:33:13,471
What's next on the list?
579
00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,517
Prion disease.
580
00:33:18,727 --> 00:33:20,979
And if that's what I got?
How bad?
581
00:33:21,813 --> 00:33:25,525
There are a few treatments.
But there's no guarantee.
582
00:33:27,652 --> 00:33:28,695
I'm sorry.
583
00:33:32,198 --> 00:33:34,534
And you won't let me
have a piece of cake?
584
00:33:48,923 --> 00:33:50,342
(DOOR OPENING)
585
00:33:51,009 --> 00:33:52,927
Where's Cuddy?
586
00:33:54,054 --> 00:33:55,472
It's not CNS lymphoma.
587
00:33:55,597 --> 00:33:56,681
I know.
588
00:33:57,557 --> 00:33:59,100
She's getting worse,
you want me to find Cuddy
589
00:33:59,225 --> 00:34:01,436
and get her approval
for the brain biopsy?
590
00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:07,984
When you were philandering
with impunity, how did that feel?
591
00:34:09,194 --> 00:34:15,533
Superficially, I loved it,
but deep down I think I was miserable.
592
00:34:15,659 --> 00:34:17,702
Why? What's going on?
593
00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:18,912
You weren't miserable.
594
00:34:22,248 --> 00:34:24,876
You gave something away
to make a relationship work,
595
00:34:25,001 --> 00:34:27,629
you rationalized
that you're getting something back.
596
00:34:29,547 --> 00:34:33,301
Okay. I'm gonna go get Cuddy's approval
for the brain biopsy.
597
00:34:33,426 --> 00:34:36,513
Leave them there.
I'm gonna do the biopsy myself.
598
00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:42,352
Cuddy wanted us to eliminate
seven different things.
599
00:34:42,477 --> 00:34:44,229
Cuddy doesn't always
get what she wants.
600
00:34:44,354 --> 00:34:46,731
Bad idea to get into a power play
with somebody who has the power.
601
00:34:46,856 --> 00:34:50,819
You're fired.
Just reinforcing your point.
602
00:34:50,944 --> 00:34:54,698
Whatever personal drama you're playing
out, you'd be a lot smarter to...
603
00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,868
I thought you said
she was sick.
604
00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:10,088
Sick people don't
spontaneously get better.
605
00:35:10,213 --> 00:35:12,841
Yes, they do,
it's called an immune system.
606
00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:16,678
Sick people who are sick enough
to make it to me
607
00:35:16,803 --> 00:35:18,179
don't spontaneously
get better.
608
00:35:18,304 --> 00:35:21,641
Not as pithy, but yeah,
technically more accurate.
609
00:35:22,183 --> 00:35:23,810
What's the last thing
you gave her?
610
00:35:23,935 --> 00:35:25,603
I took her for a MRI
looking for...
611
00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,856
MRls detect,
they don't treat.
612
00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:29,566
What did you give her
after the MRI?
613
00:35:29,691 --> 00:35:33,236
I didn't give her anything, she got
depressed at the lack of direction.
614
00:35:33,361 --> 00:35:35,697
We went to the cafeteria
for some chocolate cake,
615
00:35:35,822 --> 00:35:38,992
took her to her room,
hung a banana bag, let her rest.
616
00:35:41,035 --> 00:35:42,871
You gave her cake?
617
00:35:42,996 --> 00:35:44,247
She asked for it,
I figured...
618
00:35:44,372 --> 00:35:47,709
You figured you'd let me play
20 questions instead of just telling me.
619
00:35:57,761 --> 00:36:01,890
Feeling crappy again?
I've brought your cure.
620
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,228
I'd give you an IV
of the stuff,
621
00:36:07,353 --> 00:36:11,024
but the frosting tends to get stuck
in the little tube.
622
00:36:11,149 --> 00:36:12,275
Is this a joke?
623
00:36:12,400 --> 00:36:16,654
It's not a joke, not a lie,
not an attempt to defraud in any way.
624
00:36:16,780 --> 00:36:21,493
Just an actual licensed physician
with an actual diagnosis.
625
00:36:21,618 --> 00:36:24,078
Hereditary coproporphyria.
626
00:36:28,541 --> 00:36:34,130
Your face is genetically blessed,
your body chemistry is slightly less so,
627
00:36:35,673 --> 00:36:38,635
doesn't make enough of a certain enzyme
that I can't pronounce,
628
00:36:38,760 --> 00:36:42,263
but it's apparently important
for your liver and everything else.
629
00:36:42,388 --> 00:36:44,808
Treatment is a high-carb diet,
rich in sugar.
630
00:36:44,933 --> 00:36:48,061
When you were a porker,
you were self-medicating.
631
00:36:48,812 --> 00:36:50,146
So this is treatable?
632
00:36:50,271 --> 00:36:52,106
We just have to reverse
your gastric bypass
633
00:36:52,232 --> 00:36:54,984
and get you back on a high-carb,
glucose enriched diet.
634
00:36:55,109 --> 00:36:58,488
The best you you can be
is a lot more you.
635
00:36:59,322 --> 00:37:02,951
Open the hangar,
here comes the plane.
636
00:37:03,076 --> 00:37:05,078
There's nothing else
you can try?
637
00:37:05,203 --> 00:37:09,916
No. There's a drug that manages
the symptoms but it's not a cure.
638
00:37:10,959 --> 00:37:12,418
Let's try that.
639
00:37:16,548 --> 00:37:18,675
You don't want to have
the surgery?
640
00:37:22,595 --> 00:37:23,847
Understand.
641
00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:27,141
There's not many people
who have the guts to admit
642
00:37:27,267 --> 00:37:29,644
they'd rather be pretty than healthy.
643
00:37:29,769 --> 00:37:32,188
Income's better
and you get more action.
644
00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:36,150
We'll start you
on your drug treatment right away.
645
00:37:38,069 --> 00:37:39,404
(SIGHS)
646
00:37:41,906 --> 00:37:44,033
I bought it.
I bought that it was really about
647
00:37:44,158 --> 00:37:45,785
trying to make people's lives
a little better.
648
00:37:45,910 --> 00:37:47,161
You're surprised
she's superficial?
649
00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:49,873
You're a plastic surgeon.
This is the human condition.
650
00:37:49,998 --> 00:37:51,332
No, she's a freak.
651
00:37:51,457 --> 00:37:53,376
Every time you put someone under
to bob their nose,
652
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:55,003
you were
risking their life.
653
00:37:56,296 --> 00:37:57,672
What?
654
00:37:57,797 --> 00:37:59,799
No singing. She's better.
655
00:38:06,139 --> 00:38:07,891
No one was supposed
to let my patient leave her bed.
656
00:38:08,016 --> 00:38:09,183
She had
a respiratory arrest,
657
00:38:09,309 --> 00:38:12,228
we coded her nearly 20 minutes,
but she didn't make it.
658
00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:19,569
House is an unemotional child
incapable of intimacy or romance.
659
00:38:19,694 --> 00:38:21,738
Trust me.
It's done.
660
00:38:21,863 --> 00:38:23,323
It's perfect.
661
00:38:25,783 --> 00:38:28,828
I like the desk.
A lot of character.
662
00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:31,706
That's not the one
I ordered.
663
00:38:34,334 --> 00:38:36,544
This is my desk
from med school.
664
00:38:37,921 --> 00:38:39,380
You have it in storage
or something?
665
00:38:39,505 --> 00:38:41,674
My mom did.
666
00:38:41,799 --> 00:38:43,760
That was sweet of her
to do that.
667
00:38:43,885 --> 00:38:48,139
She didn't. My mom has no idea
I'm redoing my office.
668
00:39:05,365 --> 00:39:07,325
I lied to you
the other night.
669
00:39:09,327 --> 00:39:14,123
That woman in the waiting room,
she didn't freak me out about my future.
670
00:39:16,125 --> 00:39:19,253
She freaked me out
about my past.
671
00:39:21,047 --> 00:39:22,548
Your mother.
672
00:39:24,133 --> 00:39:26,803
Must have been horrible
watching her die.
673
00:39:27,679 --> 00:39:29,472
I wanted her to die.
674
00:39:33,476 --> 00:39:38,272
She just yelled so much.
675
00:39:39,649 --> 00:39:43,319
And for no reason. Just screamed at me
in front of my friends.
676
00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:49,617
My father tried to explain to me
that her brain was literally shrinking,
677
00:39:49,742 --> 00:39:54,414
that she didn't mean it,
that it was the disease.
678
00:39:54,539 --> 00:39:55,957
But I didn't care.
679
00:39:59,002 --> 00:40:00,712
I hated her.
680
00:40:06,759 --> 00:40:08,636
I never said goodbye,
681
00:40:10,680 --> 00:40:14,225
and she died
with me hating her.
682
00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,112
(SIGHS)
683
00:40:30,408 --> 00:40:32,660
TAUB: Did Chase test
for the biliary tumor?
684
00:40:32,785 --> 00:40:34,746
He said it was negative.
685
00:40:34,871 --> 00:40:37,874
She was stable
when he left her.
686
00:40:37,999 --> 00:40:39,792
We should have found more time,
we should have...
687
00:40:39,917 --> 00:40:41,836
House is gonna kill us.
688
00:40:43,546 --> 00:40:45,256
Slowly
689
00:40:47,133 --> 00:40:48,593
and painfully.
690
00:40:50,303 --> 00:40:55,391
You're not only idiots, you're frauds.
Fraudulent idiots.
691
00:40:55,516 --> 00:40:58,436
Fraudulent idiotic killers,
as it turns out.
692
00:40:59,228 --> 00:41:01,397
- House, this was really my...
- Your fault, yeah!
693
00:41:01,522 --> 00:41:03,816
For pretending to be me
when you're not even competent.
694
00:41:03,941 --> 00:41:07,695
And your fault for not ratting him out
while the patient was still alive.
695
00:41:09,655 --> 00:41:15,870
What she had was easily treatable,
she could have been fine.
696
00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:18,206
Damn treatment's so simple.
697
00:41:21,375 --> 00:41:23,377
It might still be possible.
698
00:41:23,503 --> 00:41:25,379
KUTNER: House?
699
00:41:25,505 --> 00:41:29,300
House?
House, she's clearly dead.
700
00:41:30,885 --> 00:41:31,719
(GASPS)
701
00:41:31,844 --> 00:41:34,180
Oh, God! Oh, God!
702
00:41:35,973 --> 00:41:36,849
She was dead.
703
00:41:36,974 --> 00:41:40,520
She wasn't dead.
She wasn't even sick, you moron.
704
00:41:40,645 --> 00:41:41,521
(CHUCKLING)
705
00:41:41,646 --> 00:41:45,399
Seriously, how good was she? No
formal training. At least not in acting.
706
00:41:45,525 --> 00:41:46,692
Did you see their faces?
707
00:41:46,818 --> 00:41:49,320
I think we may have
an anal hygiene violation there.
708
00:41:49,445 --> 00:41:51,155
So the CT?
709
00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,909
That was from a patient three years ago.
That was hard to find.
710
00:41:55,034 --> 00:41:56,452
But the hair, makeup,
711
00:41:56,577 --> 00:41:59,997
getting Chase and Cameron
to play along, much easier.
712
00:42:00,123 --> 00:42:03,417
We deserved it.
I'll take down the website before...
713
00:42:03,543 --> 00:42:07,088
Take it down? You kidding?
It's way too lucrative to shut it down.
714
00:42:07,213 --> 00:42:09,465
For Chase, for me.
715
00:42:10,508 --> 00:42:13,511
I earn 50% for letting
you use my name.
716
00:42:14,846 --> 00:42:17,682
Chop, chop, go to work,
first dollars go to expenses.
717
00:42:17,807 --> 00:42:20,560
I booked our little thespian
here for two full days.
718
00:42:20,685 --> 00:42:22,019
That's three G's I owe her.
719
00:42:25,523 --> 00:42:27,817
And you still got
three hours left.
720
00:42:29,569 --> 00:42:30,736
Do I?
721
00:42:31,612 --> 00:42:34,407
(CHEERFUL MUSIC PLAYING)
722
00:42:45,376 --> 00:42:48,588
(INDISTINCT CHATTERING)