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Wow.
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(SIGHS) Yeah.
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Come back to bed.
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Give me a minute.
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You get 20 seconds.
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(WATER RUNNING)
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(GLASS SHATTERING)
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Hey. What are you...
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(DIALING)
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Female, late 20s,
tonic-clonic seizure.
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Duration of the seizure?
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A little over
three minutes.
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Does your friend
have a history of epilepsy?
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She never said.
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My name is Dr. Cameron.
You're in a hospital.
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We're gonna
take care of you.
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- What's her name?
- I don't know.
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CAMERON: House?
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(EXCLAIMS)
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I have a case I think
you might be interested in.
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Not now.
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Twenty-six-year-old woman
had a tonic-clonic seizure.
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What about me speeding away
says to you "let's chat"?
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History of fatigue, and two years ago
she had a retinal vein occlusion.
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She's diabetic.
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No, she's not,
and she has no history of hypertension.
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It can wait.
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(THUDDING)
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I knew I should have set up
the video camera. Stay there.
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Oh, my goodness, I played
a practical joke on my best friend,
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and he's badly injured.
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Wish I'd learnt
this valuable lesson earlier.
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I was waiting by my window
for an hour. Why are you late?
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I had a breakfast meeting
at Mickey's Diner
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with the Mercy people
to tell them
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I'm coming back
to work here.
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Sorry if it interfered
with your plan to maim me.
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Donut's a nice touch.
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That's just my way of saying
welcome back.
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The seizure could be the result of
dehydration or something neurological.
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Or the Ecstasy
you found in her system.
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According to Dr. Hadley,
the patient took the drugs
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about five hours
before the seizure, so...
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How does Thirteen
know about it?
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Apparently,
she was with the patient last night.
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At 3:00 a.m.?
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Oh, yeah.
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Penthouse Forum
meets medical mystery.
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Maybe there is a God.
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Empty, transient sex?
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I've been waiting for you
to spiral out of control
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ever since you got
your Huntington's diagnosis,
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but this is more
than I dared hope for.
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The patient's seizure
resulted from dehydration,
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which resulted from
a cocktail of alcohol and ecstasy.
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- Mystery solved.
- Wait, were you doing drugs?
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Not diagnostically relevant.
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HOUSE: That's what
we're trying to diagnose.
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It's how steep of a spiral
you're on.
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Our patient hemorrhaged into
her eye two years ago.
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Also not diagnostically relevant.
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Retinal vein occlusion was fixed.
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Her doctor said it
was a venous anomaly.
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HOUSE: Is he in this room? Because if
he's not, I don't care what he thinks.
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Unless he's a she,
and she was there last night, too,
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in which case,
I care very deeply.
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What if the eye problem wasn't
with her vein, but with her blood?
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It would explain why she seized,
why she's always tired.
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She parties until 3:00 a.m.,
that's why she's always tired.
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Yet, you seem fine.
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She's visited four other doctors
in the past year,
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none of them found anything.
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She's a hypochondriac
who drank too much.
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Blood clots
could explain everything.
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Makes sense. Bone marrow's in overdrive,
too many platelets. Sorry.
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Thirteen, go stick a needle
in your girlfriend's pelvis.
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And, no,
that one wasn't a metaphor.
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Suck out some marrow.
That one was.
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I like to watch.
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THIRTEEN:
I can handle this alone.
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You've already handled it,
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that's why
you need a chaperone.
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Of course, I'm a very permissive,
understanding chaperone,
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so feel free
to ignore me,
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you know, if you're in the mood to start
kissing or groping or showering...
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You'll have to excuse Dr. House,
he mistakes immaturity for edginess.
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You're Dr. House?
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I assume my name came up last night
in the form of a moan.
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You had sex,
then a seizure.
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Could be a particular position
or activity that set it off.
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That sounds like a valid
medical theory, doesn't it?
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I'm really sorry,
just ignore him.
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Whatever you think we did, we did.
And then some.
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Lights on or off?
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You got a medical rationalization
for that one?
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- Light sensitivity could...
- On.
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Huh! Figured she had
more shame than that.
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She talk dirty, or make you rely
on vague hand signals?
99
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She's pretty direct
about what she wants.
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I'm learning so much.
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Okay, score the score,
scale of 1 to 10.
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Don't answer.
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(GROANS)
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Seven.
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Finally get one right.
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You want to investigate him
because he ate a donut?
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He claimed he had a morning meeting
at Mickey's Diner.
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Wilson loves
Mickey's Diner.
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He has the French Toast Tower
whenever he sets foot in the door.
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There's no way he would have come
to work wanting more carbs.
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He lied to me.
I need to know why.
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What do you think
you'll find out?
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I'm worried that
he might be a spy.
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He's been gone four months. You're
worried the friendship has changed.
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I'm just not sure
if he's working for Hirohito
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or the
New England Patriots.
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You played a practical joke on him,
he didn't laugh...
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I need something
to lord over him, a lie.
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...he didn't try to retaliate,
he moralized.
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He always moralized.
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And he always moralized and got even.
He hasn't fired back.
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Things always change.
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And that sucks.
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Yeah.
Find out where he was.
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THIRTEEN: I should've known it wasn't
a coincidence. I found your letters.
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You recognized House's name,
and you're the first patient I've seen
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who actually enjoyed
being accosted by him.
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I would've told you,
but...
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What exactly
would you have told me?
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That you slept with me
to get to House?
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That you've been trying to get him
to take your case for over a year?
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I'm sick,
no one even wrote back.
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You used me.
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You used me.
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My motives were clear.
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You might've figured out
my motives faster
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if you had bothered to ask my name.
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(SIGHS)
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I followed you to that bar
because I wanted to talk to you,
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see if you'd help me
get to House.
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I didn't expect you
to be so aggressive.
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Was that seizure
even real?
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Why would I fake
a symptom?
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It would just make it harder
for House to diagnose me.
145
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There's nothing to diagnose.
Your biopsy results are negative.
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Then it's something else.
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Get dressed.
I'm discharging you.
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House admitted me.
He obviously thinks...
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House is using you as an excuse
to stick his nose in my personal life.
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I'm tired
all the time.
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Some nights I fall asleep at 10:00
and wake up at noon, still tired.
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Every doctor I see,
tells me there's nothing wrong.
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And that proves what,
exactly?
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That they're wrong
or that you're wrong?
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(GASPING)
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Come on,
you expect me to believe...
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(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
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Sit back, deep breaths.
Try and relax.
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Get the paddles,
she's gonna crash.
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Damn.
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THIRTEEN: We had to use paddles
to stabilize the patient's heart.
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Eye issue, brain issue,
now a heart issue,
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sounds like
a real case to me.
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Yeah, I get it. I was wrong.
Can we move on?
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00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:03,064
You're just upset
because the whole time she was with you,
166
00:09:03,189 --> 00:09:08,945
she was thinking about my huge,
throbbing diagnostic skills.
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00:09:09,737 --> 00:09:11,030
Drugs would
explain everything.
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This morning
you rejected drugs.
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That's when I thought
that Thirteen was right
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and I was just
jerking her around.
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Cardiac arrest means
she could be a serious user.
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- Great.
- What?
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00:09:23,918 --> 00:09:26,254
That means that something she did
at my place set this off,
174
00:09:26,379 --> 00:09:27,547
either she brought
drugs in
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00:09:27,672 --> 00:09:29,507
or she grabbed something
from my medicine cabinet.
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00:09:29,632 --> 00:09:31,926
And that means my place
needs to be searched.
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00:09:32,051 --> 00:09:33,928
Now, I'd be happy
to do that myself,
178
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but unfortunately, that would be
far less titillating for House,
179
00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:39,058
so he's about to come up
with some convoluted medical reason
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why I have to stay here
while he goes through my stuff.
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Patient's dad
had bypass surgery,
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means she's a candidate
for atherosclerosis,
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00:09:48,443 --> 00:09:50,236
she needs an ultrasound.
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That was much less convoluted
than what you just said.
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00:09:52,447 --> 00:09:53,406
I'm not giving
you my keys.
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00:09:53,531 --> 00:09:55,033
If you want to do this,
I'm going.
187
00:09:55,158 --> 00:09:56,576
Who can pick a lock?
188
00:09:56,701 --> 00:10:00,580
I'll go. Make sure he doesn't
steal any underwear.
189
00:10:02,040 --> 00:10:03,499
(SIGHS)
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00:10:04,834 --> 00:10:08,254
You're a disgrace to your stereotype.
Move over.
191
00:10:08,379 --> 00:10:10,506
Think you can pick
a lock faster than me?
192
00:10:10,632 --> 00:10:11,841
No need to pick.
193
00:10:13,426 --> 00:10:16,346
Nice.
Steal from your employees.
194
00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:17,764
Never.
195
00:10:17,889 --> 00:10:22,060
I had my dick make keys
when I hired him to dick up the team.
196
00:10:26,189 --> 00:10:29,984
I always imagined she'd have
a sex swing in the living room.
197
00:10:30,109 --> 00:10:31,069
Give me my key.
198
00:10:31,194 --> 00:10:32,570
Don't have your key.
199
00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:34,572
You expect me to believe
that you hired Lucas
200
00:10:34,697 --> 00:10:36,532
to investigate everyone
except for me?
201
00:10:36,658 --> 00:10:37,617
Waste of money.
202
00:10:37,742 --> 00:10:40,161
I already know
everything about you.
203
00:10:40,286 --> 00:10:42,580
Thirteen had her purse,
that's gotta be the patient's.
204
00:10:42,705 --> 00:10:43,623
Check it for drugs.
205
00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:46,042
I call shotgun
on her bedroom.
206
00:10:46,167 --> 00:10:50,046
You know that I stole a car
when I was a teenager.
207
00:10:50,171 --> 00:10:52,757
You know that my mom
has Alzheimer's.
208
00:10:52,882 --> 00:10:53,841
You know nothing else.
209
00:10:53,967 --> 00:10:56,678
Want me to have you investigated?
When did you get so needy?
210
00:10:56,803 --> 00:10:59,264
I'm not needy,
I just don't buy it.
211
00:10:59,389 --> 00:11:02,308
You always want more
information about people.
212
00:11:03,142 --> 00:11:06,729
Look where we are.
Purse is clean.
213
00:11:14,737 --> 00:11:18,658
Last night wasn't the first time
that Thirteen brought home some strange.
214
00:11:18,783 --> 00:11:20,952
- If you found her diary...
- No toys.
215
00:11:21,077 --> 00:11:23,121
When you sleep with the same person
over and over,
216
00:11:23,246 --> 00:11:24,580
that's when you need accessories.
217
00:11:24,706 --> 00:11:27,917
First time is plenty exciting
on its own. Unless...
218
00:11:32,630 --> 00:11:35,925
You think an asthma inhaler
could be used as a sex toy?
219
00:11:36,926 --> 00:11:40,346
There are ways of getting to know people
without committing felonies.
220
00:11:40,471 --> 00:11:42,932
People interest me.
Conversations don't.
221
00:11:43,057 --> 00:11:45,143
Because conversations
go both ways.
222
00:11:47,312 --> 00:11:49,355
- Like Thirteen.
- Like Thirteen.
223
00:11:50,815 --> 00:11:53,943
Brown recluse,
found it at your apartment.
224
00:11:54,068 --> 00:11:57,530
Their venom can cause seizures
and heart problems.
225
00:11:58,114 --> 00:12:00,074
Unless the ultrasound
showed anything.
226
00:12:00,199 --> 00:12:01,034
THIRTEEN: No.
227
00:12:01,159 --> 00:12:02,368
What room did you find it in?
228
00:12:02,493 --> 00:12:03,578
HOUSE: Bathroom.
229
00:12:03,703 --> 00:12:05,955
Nice bidet, by the way.
Very refreshing.
230
00:12:06,080 --> 00:12:07,373
I don't have a bidet.
231
00:12:07,498 --> 00:12:08,458
Oh.
232
00:12:09,459 --> 00:12:12,128
Spider's not the only interesting thing
I found.
233
00:12:18,968 --> 00:12:21,220
Yeah, my inhaler
is fascinating.
234
00:12:21,346 --> 00:12:23,973
It's got its own
extensive online following.
235
00:12:24,098 --> 00:12:25,475
You have asthma?
236
00:12:25,600 --> 00:12:26,601
When I was a kid.
237
00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:28,853
It started acting up again
when I moved into my new place.
238
00:12:28,978 --> 00:12:30,521
- You moved?
- Who cares?
239
00:12:30,646 --> 00:12:33,399
He doesn't. He's just surprised
he didn't know.
240
00:12:33,524 --> 00:12:36,194
You withhold things
other people would never bother to.
241
00:12:36,319 --> 00:12:37,945
A move, a little wheeze,
242
00:12:38,071 --> 00:12:41,199
whatever you thought was in my pocket
instead of your inhaler.
243
00:12:41,324 --> 00:12:43,159
Maybe I should make a return trip
to your place.
244
00:12:43,284 --> 00:12:44,702
A spider bite
doesn't explain anything
245
00:12:44,827 --> 00:12:47,580
unless the patient
was actually bitten by a spider.
246
00:12:47,705 --> 00:12:48,581
I'll do the exam.
247
00:12:48,706 --> 00:12:50,792
HOUSE: Don't be ridiculous,
that'd be inappropriate.
248
00:12:50,917 --> 00:12:52,377
It'd be better
if a woman gropes her.
249
00:12:52,502 --> 00:12:54,754
There's no sexual
tension that way.
250
00:13:02,387 --> 00:13:05,098
I need you to stand up
and take off your gown.
251
00:13:08,351 --> 00:13:10,895
I think I would've felt
a spider biting me.
252
00:13:11,020 --> 00:13:12,688
Not necessarily.
253
00:13:17,652 --> 00:13:20,780
You really need those
after everything we did the other night?
254
00:13:20,905 --> 00:13:23,032
The other night
I wasn't your doctor.
255
00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:26,661
How long are you
going to stay mad at me?
256
00:13:26,786 --> 00:13:28,621
How long are you
going to be here?
257
00:13:28,746 --> 00:13:29,747
(SPENCER SIGHS)
258
00:13:29,872 --> 00:13:31,416
Okay, then.
259
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,878
Look,
260
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:41,634
I really had no intention
of ever seeing you again.
261
00:13:41,759 --> 00:13:47,557
So, having me end up here
is a little less than ideal. I get it.
262
00:13:47,682 --> 00:13:51,519
But we just met. How did you know
you didn't want to see me again?
263
00:13:54,063 --> 00:13:55,648
It's nothing personal.
264
00:13:56,732 --> 00:13:59,694
I'm just really not that
into repeat performances.
265
00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:03,906
I figured I wasn't
the first girl you cruised.
266
00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,742
Why is that?
267
00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,245
You're awfully
good at it.
268
00:14:10,788 --> 00:14:13,875
You'd think with all that experience
that I'd be better than a seven.
269
00:14:14,000 --> 00:14:15,084
(CHUCKLES)
270
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:18,921
We just met,
we were both drunk.
271
00:14:20,423 --> 00:14:22,341
Not like
there wasn't potential.
272
00:14:25,470 --> 00:14:28,306
A little more practice
for the both of us,
273
00:14:28,431 --> 00:14:32,268
I'd say we're looking
at a nine, easy.
274
00:14:34,979 --> 00:14:38,900
But that would require
a repeat performance.
275
00:14:41,360 --> 00:14:43,404
You didn't have
to move your hand.
276
00:14:44,822 --> 00:14:45,656
I didn't.
277
00:14:45,781 --> 00:14:48,784
My hand's on your hip,
you don't feel that?
278
00:14:48,910 --> 00:14:52,914
No. What does that mean?
279
00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:54,415
It means it's not
a spider bite.
280
00:14:59,170 --> 00:15:00,880
Blood test confirms
low potassium levels,
281
00:15:01,005 --> 00:15:03,257
explains the numbness
in her hip.
282
00:15:03,382 --> 00:15:04,467
It's not good,
but I think we've got time
283
00:15:04,592 --> 00:15:06,719
for at least one or two comments
about my personal life.
284
00:15:06,844 --> 00:15:09,805
Which you just wasted
with that comment about my comments.
285
00:15:09,931 --> 00:15:13,100
Low potassium means her heart problem
is a symptom of a kidney problem.
286
00:15:13,226 --> 00:15:14,477
What caused
the kidney problem?
287
00:15:14,602 --> 00:15:15,895
Could be
lgA nephropathy.
288
00:15:16,020 --> 00:15:17,396
Not without
blood in the urine.
289
00:15:17,522 --> 00:15:18,523
PSAG N ?
290
00:15:18,648 --> 00:15:20,399
Not with
normal blood pressure.
291
00:15:20,525 --> 00:15:22,276
Renal tubular acidosis?
292
00:15:22,401 --> 00:15:24,111
Her kidneys don't filter
acid out of the blood,
293
00:15:24,237 --> 00:15:27,573
excess acid drives down potassium,
causes kidney calcifications.
294
00:15:28,824 --> 00:15:32,453
If it's RTA, all she needs
is sodium bicarbonate for the acid
295
00:15:32,578 --> 00:15:36,040
and surgery to remove
the calcifications. CT her kidneys.
296
00:15:36,165 --> 00:15:38,918
If you find calcifications,
we have our diagnosis.
297
00:15:45,091 --> 00:15:46,384
HOUSE: What's he doing now?
298
00:15:46,509 --> 00:15:49,470
DOUGLAS: Mmm-mmm. He's playing
that carjacking video game.
299
00:15:49,595 --> 00:15:50,429
(SIGHS)
300
00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:52,890
He'd get a lot farther
if he didn't stop at all the red lights.
301
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:56,352
Maybe he was doing something
he thinks I'll mock him for.
302
00:15:56,477 --> 00:16:00,022
Like just about anything.
303
00:16:00,147 --> 00:16:01,357
You don't think
it's that.
304
00:16:01,482 --> 00:16:03,651
I don't think it's
"just about anything"?
305
00:16:03,776 --> 00:16:06,112
You don't think it's
about anything trivial.
306
00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:08,197
If you weren't worried,
you wouldn't be sitting in my car.
307
00:16:08,322 --> 00:16:10,616
Maybe he's seeing
a shrink.
308
00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:13,744
DOUGLAS: That does not look like
a pizza delivery.
309
00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:17,873
Doesn't matter if it isn't,
Wilson doesn't buy his pizza.
310
00:16:19,000 --> 00:16:21,419
Eight units
in this building,
311
00:16:21,544 --> 00:16:24,297
there's gotta be a pervert like me
living in at least one of them.
312
00:16:24,422 --> 00:16:27,258
Yes, because you represent
one out of every eight people
313
00:16:27,383 --> 00:16:28,551
living in this country.
314
00:16:31,095 --> 00:16:35,099
Well, apparently, he has developed
a taste for pizza.
315
00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:36,601
(DOOR BUZZING)
316
00:16:40,980 --> 00:16:42,523
Things change.
317
00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:45,860
(MACHINES BEEPING)
318
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,486
CT shows
one more calcification
319
00:16:47,612 --> 00:16:50,489
near the superior pyramid
on the left kidney.
320
00:16:50,615 --> 00:16:51,949
See it.
321
00:16:58,998 --> 00:17:03,085
That thing you were hoping
House didn't find at your place.
322
00:17:03,794 --> 00:17:05,796
I found it.
323
00:17:08,549 --> 00:17:10,968
You did the CAG test
two weeks ago.
324
00:17:11,093 --> 00:17:13,888
A number this high means
you have less time than you thought.
325
00:17:14,013 --> 00:17:15,264
It's understandable
you'd be upset.
326
00:17:15,389 --> 00:17:18,184
It doesn't mean
you have to self-destruct.
327
00:17:18,309 --> 00:17:20,811
It's not noble for you
to protect me from House
328
00:17:20,936 --> 00:17:21,771
if you're just
going to judge.
329
00:17:21,896 --> 00:17:23,898
There are things
you should be doing,
330
00:17:24,023 --> 00:17:26,233
working out, improving balance
and coordination...
331
00:17:26,359 --> 00:17:28,194
Yeah, that sounds
like a blast.
332
00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:33,199
I'm having fun, cramming
as much life into my life as I can.
333
00:17:33,324 --> 00:17:36,327
You're doing drugs, staying up
all night, having sex with strangers.
334
00:17:36,452 --> 00:17:38,037
It sounds fun to me.
335
00:17:39,622 --> 00:17:40,539
Good night.
336
00:17:44,960 --> 00:17:46,337
Close the incisions.
337
00:17:46,462 --> 00:17:47,797
She won't even have a scar.
338
00:17:47,922 --> 00:17:49,131
Her O2 sats are dropping.
339
00:17:49,256 --> 00:17:50,091
(BLEEPING)
340
00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,092
Did you nick something?
341
00:17:51,217 --> 00:17:52,927
The procedure was clean,
BP's strong.
342
00:17:53,052 --> 00:17:55,179
Well, she's not breathing.
We need to intubate.
343
00:18:01,352 --> 00:18:04,355
TAUB: The breathing problem started
after we fixed her kidney problem,
344
00:18:04,480 --> 00:18:06,482
means the RTA
isn't the underlying cause.
345
00:18:06,607 --> 00:18:07,525
Where's Thirteen?
346
00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,193
Traffic's bad,
she's probably just...
347
00:18:09,318 --> 00:18:10,611
Not here.
348
00:18:10,736 --> 00:18:14,281
It's not her lungs.
No masses, no infiltrates.
349
00:18:14,407 --> 00:18:16,867
Her lungs are working,
but she still can't breathe.
350
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:18,661
Distribution plant
can't distribute
351
00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:20,830
if it's not getting deliveries.
If her lungs are fine,
352
00:18:20,955 --> 00:18:22,957
maybe the problem's in the supply line,
airway collapse.
353
00:18:23,082 --> 00:18:24,333
That could signal autoimmune
354
00:18:24,458 --> 00:18:26,460
or some kind of dystrophy
as the underlying cause.
355
00:18:26,585 --> 00:18:30,715
There's only way to find out if
her airway failed. Make it happen again.
356
00:18:30,840 --> 00:18:35,845
Stick Thirteen's carpet cleaner
on a treadmill, methacholine challenge.
357
00:18:35,970 --> 00:18:37,763
And someone
find the carpet.
358
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:43,728
(BREATHING DEEPLY)
359
00:18:46,564 --> 00:18:47,815
(DOOR RATTLING)
360
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,359
Exam going on, 15 minutes.
361
00:18:53,195 --> 00:18:54,947
Morning, Dr. Hadley.
362
00:18:59,744 --> 00:19:01,203
Just spoke
to my brother.
363
00:19:01,328 --> 00:19:02,955
And by brother
you mean...
364
00:19:03,080 --> 00:19:04,582
I mean,
my parents' other son.
365
00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,709
Wow, same dad.
366
00:19:06,834 --> 00:19:08,627
He got a call last week
from your Pl.
367
00:19:08,753 --> 00:19:11,380
You lied.
You did have me investigated.
368
00:19:11,505 --> 00:19:13,466
You've been taunting the team
with what you've learnt,
369
00:19:13,591 --> 00:19:15,468
but you never
came after me.
370
00:19:16,677 --> 00:19:19,054
Means you couldn't find anything.
371
00:19:19,180 --> 00:19:20,181
You're right.
372
00:19:26,520 --> 00:19:29,482
That's because you haven't done
anything stupid,
373
00:19:29,607 --> 00:19:33,652
spontaneous, or even vaguely interesting
since you were 17.
374
00:19:35,196 --> 00:19:36,655
And that's just sad.
375
00:19:41,702 --> 00:19:45,623
I found her in the clinic
giving herself IV fluids.
376
00:19:45,748 --> 00:19:48,042
At least you could've let her finish.
She looks terrible.
377
00:19:48,167 --> 00:19:50,544
CUDDY: She has a fresh nightclub stamp
on her wrist.
378
00:19:50,669 --> 00:19:51,921
She's in no condition
to practice.
379
00:19:52,046 --> 00:19:54,590
Unless this is a prelude
to an actual spanking,
380
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,716
there's no reason
for me to be...
381
00:19:55,841 --> 00:19:57,259
I want her to take
a drug test.
382
00:19:57,384 --> 00:19:58,594
You can't make me do that.
383
00:19:58,719 --> 00:20:00,846
But I can suspend you
until you do.
384
00:20:00,971 --> 00:20:03,140
Because she went to a nightclub
in her free time?
385
00:20:03,265 --> 00:20:05,643
Or because she had sex
in her free time?
386
00:20:05,768 --> 00:20:08,062
The patient was undergoing
a routine surgery for RTA.
387
00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:09,563
I didn't need
Thirteen here for that,
388
00:20:09,688 --> 00:20:12,983
and I don't need you making my employees
punch a clock or pee in a cup.
389
00:20:13,108 --> 00:20:15,820
Let's go. Come on.
390
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:20,032
(DOOR CLOSES)
391
00:20:20,741 --> 00:20:22,117
Thank you.
392
00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:28,290
By the way,
the surgery was not routine,
393
00:20:28,415 --> 00:20:31,585
the patient stopped breathing,
and you missed a differential.
394
00:20:31,710 --> 00:20:33,379
You're fired.
395
00:20:34,964 --> 00:20:38,509
What? You just defended me.
396
00:20:38,634 --> 00:20:43,347
No, I just prevented you from getting
a drug test, probably saved your career.
397
00:20:43,472 --> 00:20:46,600
I'm already taking responsibility
for one doctor with a drug habit.
398
00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:48,602
I don't have
a drug habit.
399
00:20:48,727 --> 00:20:51,146
The slutty party girl is fun
400
00:20:51,272 --> 00:20:56,402
till she pukes on your shoes,
then she's just a pain in the ass.
401
00:20:58,946 --> 00:21:00,155
(DOOR OPENS)
402
00:21:03,534 --> 00:21:04,577
(DOOR CLOSES)
403
00:21:10,708 --> 00:21:16,422
I haven't sat on this couch
for four months. It remembers my cheeks.
404
00:21:17,047 --> 00:21:18,424
(INHALES)
405
00:21:19,008 --> 00:21:20,092
I've missed this.
406
00:21:20,217 --> 00:21:21,218
Me, too.
407
00:21:21,343 --> 00:21:24,430
Me trying to work,
you interrupting.
408
00:21:24,555 --> 00:21:28,017
Come on, your patients can wait
five minutes, get me caught up.
409
00:21:28,142 --> 00:21:29,935
Come on.
What did you do? Travel?
410
00:21:30,060 --> 00:21:33,606
Did you get a new hobby?
Did you meet someone?
411
00:21:33,731 --> 00:21:40,279
Actually, yes, I sort of
started dating someone.
412
00:21:41,739 --> 00:21:42,907
Great.
413
00:21:44,074 --> 00:21:48,621
What does she do?
Is she an actress?
414
00:21:49,872 --> 00:21:51,916
No.
Why would you think that?
415
00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:55,711
I just figured you'd want something
a little more exciting...
416
00:21:55,836 --> 00:21:57,504
She's not...
417
00:21:59,673 --> 00:22:02,885
You're gonna find out anyway
because you're gonna meet her.
418
00:22:04,428 --> 00:22:07,431
(SIGHING)
She's a prostitute.
419
00:22:09,308 --> 00:22:14,146
Used to be.
She made some mistakes.
420
00:22:14,271 --> 00:22:16,982
Single mom,
had some drug issues,
421
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:21,528
but she's so smart.
422
00:22:23,072 --> 00:22:25,366
She wants to go
to law school,
423
00:22:25,491 --> 00:22:29,870
and I told her
I'd help her with tuition.
424
00:22:32,414 --> 00:22:33,540
How long
have you known her?
425
00:22:33,666 --> 00:22:35,584
(SCOFFS)
I knew you'd be like this.
426
00:22:35,709 --> 00:22:36,794
I asked a question.
427
00:22:36,919 --> 00:22:39,672
House,
you are a drug addict,
428
00:22:39,797 --> 00:22:42,174
you go to prostitutes,
you can't be judgmental.
429
00:22:42,299 --> 00:22:45,219
- And yet...
- Please, don't do this to me.
430
00:22:45,344 --> 00:22:48,514
I was hurting,
and I wanted to feel good.
431
00:22:48,639 --> 00:22:51,517
I didn't expect it
to go this way.
432
00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:58,315
Amber said that she
wanted me to move on,
433
00:22:58,440 --> 00:23:02,236
that she wanted
me to be happy,
434
00:23:02,361 --> 00:23:07,741
and Debbie makes me happy.
435
00:23:11,996 --> 00:23:14,873
If you're happy, I'm...
436
00:23:17,960 --> 00:23:19,503
(DOOR OPENS)
437
00:23:20,254 --> 00:23:21,088
(DOOR SHUTS)
438
00:23:27,428 --> 00:23:28,679
I heard.
439
00:23:28,804 --> 00:23:31,348
Yeah.
I'm looking for my ticket back.
440
00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:35,269
I'm sorry if I upset you.
I didn't want to invade your privacy...
441
00:23:35,394 --> 00:23:39,064
It wasn't your fault.
Can you get me caught up?
442
00:23:39,189 --> 00:23:40,816
You think you're going to find
something we didn't?
443
00:23:40,941 --> 00:23:43,402
It's good for the patient,
good for me.
444
00:23:43,527 --> 00:23:46,363
Films are clean,
we ruled out hypertension,
445
00:23:46,488 --> 00:23:50,367
the guys have her on a treadmill
running a methacholine challenge.
446
00:23:50,492 --> 00:23:53,996
And I still think
you've been acting like an idiot.
447
00:23:54,121 --> 00:23:58,000
I know. Did you talk about whether
this lung field looks a little dark?
448
00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:59,418
It's probably
just overexposed.
449
00:23:59,543 --> 00:24:01,503
Or her diaphragm's
a little flat.
450
00:24:01,628 --> 00:24:03,088
Could be a sign
of hyperinflation.
451
00:24:03,213 --> 00:24:04,840
Suggests a pulmonary obstruction.
452
00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:08,719
Lung cysts,
they wouldn't show up on an X-ray.
453
00:24:08,844 --> 00:24:12,723
The treadmill test isn't gonna close her
airway, it'll make her lungs explode.
454
00:24:13,140 --> 00:24:15,309
(MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY)
455
00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:18,312
Her throat's fine.
456
00:24:18,437 --> 00:24:20,189
We made her airway collapse,
but it's not collapsed.
457
00:24:20,314 --> 00:24:23,233
You ruptured a cyst,
her lung collapsed.
458
00:24:24,359 --> 00:24:25,903
Breath sounds
on both sides.
459
00:24:26,028 --> 00:24:26,862
Move.
460
00:24:30,657 --> 00:24:32,701
Trachea's deviating
to the left.
461
00:24:36,288 --> 00:24:37,664
(COUGHING)
462
00:24:37,790 --> 00:24:39,333
(GASPING)
463
00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:40,918
(MONITOR STOPS BEEPING)
464
00:24:41,543 --> 00:24:42,711
Nice.
465
00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,302
KUTNER: Chest CT confirmed
multiple lung cysts,
466
00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,054
one of which burst
during the treadmill test.
467
00:24:52,179 --> 00:24:53,764
Luckily, Thirteen
figured out the problem
468
00:24:53,889 --> 00:24:55,390
and was there
to re-inflate her lung.
469
00:24:55,516 --> 00:24:57,684
Lung cysts plus all her other symptoms,
could be amyloidosis,
470
00:24:57,810 --> 00:24:59,978
which we can manage,
or pulmonary fibrosis, which...
471
00:25:00,104 --> 00:25:01,480
Thank you.
472
00:25:01,605 --> 00:25:04,108
My employees can take
care of it from here.
473
00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:05,567
We need to biopsy
the cysts.
474
00:25:05,692 --> 00:25:07,069
You fired me
because I screwed up.
475
00:25:07,194 --> 00:25:09,029
I just proved
I can pull my weight.
476
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,198
All you proved is you know
how to make an entrance.
477
00:25:11,323 --> 00:25:13,117
House, she deserves another shot.
478
00:25:13,242 --> 00:25:14,660
She found the cysts,
saved the patient...
479
00:25:14,785 --> 00:25:15,953
Who wouldn't
have needed saving
480
00:25:16,078 --> 00:25:18,997
if Thirteen had shown up
to the differential in the first place.
481
00:25:19,123 --> 00:25:20,666
Give her job back,
House.
482
00:25:20,791 --> 00:25:22,835
Or what?
You're gonna quit?
483
00:25:24,294 --> 00:25:25,462
Go do the biopsy.
484
00:25:28,924 --> 00:25:30,342
I'm sorry.
485
00:25:34,596 --> 00:25:37,099
How much clearer do
I need to make this?
486
00:25:46,984 --> 00:25:49,987
What does it even mean,
dating a hooker?
487
00:25:50,112 --> 00:25:53,115
He's an idiot
with a messiah complex,
488
00:25:53,240 --> 00:25:54,867
savior to all
who need saving.
489
00:25:54,992 --> 00:25:56,869
That's why his first wife
had a wooden leg,
490
00:25:56,994 --> 00:25:58,662
his second wife
was Canadian.
491
00:25:59,872 --> 00:26:01,373
He's the one
who needs to be saved.
492
00:26:01,498 --> 00:26:02,499
From you or the ho?
493
00:26:02,624 --> 00:26:05,043
The ho's just using him
for his money.
494
00:26:06,503 --> 00:26:08,213
Wait,
it was a bad example.
495
00:26:08,338 --> 00:26:10,507
Normally, in these situations,
I'd follow the girl,
496
00:26:10,632 --> 00:26:12,634
find out something embarrassing
about her to show him.
497
00:26:12,759 --> 00:26:15,554
But since that's our
starting position...
498
00:26:15,679 --> 00:26:17,931
We proceed directly
to the leg breaking.
499
00:26:18,056 --> 00:26:20,934
I'm not breaking her legs,
she probably has a pimp,
500
00:26:21,059 --> 00:26:22,311
or at least
an older brother,
501
00:26:22,436 --> 00:26:25,147
or younger brother,
or overprotective sister...
502
00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:29,693
Find her. Find her family.
Find client number 9.
503
00:26:29,818 --> 00:26:32,988
Just get me something I can use
to force her to back off.
504
00:26:33,113 --> 00:26:35,949
Sorry to interrupt
your meeting, Mannix.
505
00:26:36,074 --> 00:26:38,619
Here's the result
from the lung biopsy.
506
00:26:46,210 --> 00:26:47,502
(DOOR OPENS)
507
00:26:51,924 --> 00:26:53,592
Why not men?
508
00:26:55,385 --> 00:26:56,720
You're bisexual.
509
00:26:56,845 --> 00:26:58,764
If you were just being
self-destructive,
510
00:26:58,889 --> 00:27:00,641
you'd be having
random sex with men.
511
00:27:00,766 --> 00:27:03,894
Better chance of getting assaulted,
catching a disease.
512
00:27:04,019 --> 00:27:06,980
If this were just
about getting laid,
513
00:27:07,105 --> 00:27:11,443
it'd be a lot easier
to pick up men or ugly girls.
514
00:27:11,568 --> 00:27:16,698
This woman's hot, which means
you like the challenge, the conquest.
515
00:27:17,574 --> 00:27:19,660
It's the control
that gets you off.
516
00:27:19,785 --> 00:27:21,954
And controlling women is
as close as you can get
517
00:27:22,079 --> 00:27:23,789
to controlling what's
going to happen to you.
518
00:27:23,914 --> 00:27:25,499
Here I thought
I was just into boobs.
519
00:27:25,624 --> 00:27:28,293
Instead of getting
sweaty with a stranger,
520
00:27:28,418 --> 00:27:31,255
why don't you try
taking it to the next level?
521
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:32,798
Play God.
522
00:27:33,882 --> 00:27:35,968
Tell a girl
that she's got 10 years to live.
523
00:27:37,511 --> 00:27:38,762
She has LAM.
524
00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:43,934
(EXHALES)
525
00:27:49,189 --> 00:27:50,357
Okay-
526
00:27:50,482 --> 00:27:51,817
This is not a test.
527
00:27:51,942 --> 00:27:53,694
You're not getting
your job back if you can...
528
00:27:53,819 --> 00:27:55,696
I know what it's like
to get this news,
529
00:27:55,821 --> 00:27:58,407
and no one should
have to get it from you.
530
00:28:03,870 --> 00:28:05,330
(DOOR OPENS)
531
00:28:20,637 --> 00:28:21,805
Hey.
532
00:28:23,557 --> 00:28:24,725
(SIGHS)
533
00:28:27,436 --> 00:28:32,107
The biopsy of your lung cyst
showed smooth muscle cells.
534
00:28:33,066 --> 00:28:35,652
That's indicative
of a disease called LAM.
535
00:28:37,237 --> 00:28:38,613
What do you do for that?
536
00:28:40,240 --> 00:28:42,367
Surgery
to remove the cysts,
537
00:28:43,535 --> 00:28:46,830
but they'll come back.
538
00:28:47,789 --> 00:28:50,625
Little by little,
the cysts replace healthy lung tissue
539
00:28:50,751 --> 00:28:53,170
until your lungs stop working.
540
00:29:08,560 --> 00:29:10,520
I'm going to die.
541
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:12,731
Yes.
542
00:29:20,489 --> 00:29:22,491
I'm so sorry.
543
00:29:25,827 --> 00:29:27,704
THIRTEEN: They removed
all the cysts they could.
544
00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,122
That should help
you breathe better.
545
00:29:30,832 --> 00:29:33,335
How long until
the cysts come back?
546
00:29:33,460 --> 00:29:36,922
We don't know exactly.
I'm sorry.
547
00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:41,259
Stop saying you're sorry.
548
00:29:45,514 --> 00:29:47,349
I know you're scared.
549
00:29:50,352 --> 00:29:52,854
(SIGHS)
I don't know what I feel.
550
00:30:01,655 --> 00:30:04,157
You're going to be numb
for a few more days.
551
00:30:04,282 --> 00:30:06,701
Then you'll go home
and cry for a few weeks.
552
00:30:08,662 --> 00:30:14,292
And then you get angry, start telling
yourself nothing matters anymore.
553
00:30:15,585 --> 00:30:18,505
You start doing
stupid things.
554
00:30:18,630 --> 00:30:22,175
Maybe you go out to bars
and pick up a bunch of women.
555
00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:27,764
You're...
556
00:30:31,435 --> 00:30:32,936
How long do you have?
557
00:30:34,855 --> 00:30:38,066
Maybe a little more than you,
maybe a little less.
558
00:30:41,153 --> 00:30:42,863
I'll race you.
559
00:30:55,834 --> 00:30:58,837
I was thinking maybe
I'd come back later?
560
00:31:00,213 --> 00:31:01,465
Sounds good.
561
00:31:11,391 --> 00:31:14,686
Oh, God.
What's going on?
562
00:31:15,520 --> 00:31:18,440
All her blood counts are down.
It's a new symptom, aplastic anemia.
563
00:31:18,565 --> 00:31:23,111
Does the word "fired" have some whole
other definition that I'm not aware of?
564
00:31:23,236 --> 00:31:25,530
I don't work for you.
Fine, don't pay me.
565
00:31:25,655 --> 00:31:27,574
Just let me finish
out this case.
566
00:31:27,699 --> 00:31:29,242
So you like her
now that she's dying.
567
00:31:29,367 --> 00:31:30,827
What happens
if she stops dying?
568
00:31:30,952 --> 00:31:32,370
FOREMAN: There's no danger
of that right now.
569
00:31:32,496 --> 00:31:35,123
If we don't figure out what's wrong
with her, she's got days, not years.
570
00:31:35,248 --> 00:31:37,125
TAUB: Aplastic anemia
takes LAM off the table.
571
00:31:37,250 --> 00:31:39,628
Unfortunately, none of our other choices
are any better.
572
00:31:39,753 --> 00:31:42,380
PNH with some sort
of respiratory infection...
573
00:31:42,506 --> 00:31:43,965
Best case
gives her 12 years.
574
00:31:44,090 --> 00:31:46,009
- Or fast-moving Langerhans.
- Few months.
575
00:31:46,134 --> 00:31:49,346
Or mastocytosis, which can cause
systemic shock and kill her in days.
576
00:31:49,471 --> 00:31:52,432
Go. Test for everything.
Not you.
577
00:31:54,768 --> 00:31:56,144
You're just a visitor.
578
00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,151
How's your patient?
579
00:32:03,276 --> 00:32:05,445
She doesn't
have Langerhans.
580
00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,488
That's good.
581
00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:09,658
Actually, a cancer diagnosis
would be good news right now.
582
00:32:13,245 --> 00:32:16,748
Do you think I'm boring?
583
00:32:18,291 --> 00:32:19,709
Yes.
584
00:32:21,253 --> 00:32:23,171
You're saying that
just to screw with me.
585
00:32:23,296 --> 00:32:26,883
Yeah. Why would you
expect anything else?
586
00:32:27,008 --> 00:32:29,135
I expect House
to pull my strings,
587
00:32:29,261 --> 00:32:31,012
I expect Cameron
to make me feel better,
588
00:32:31,137 --> 00:32:33,098
I expect the new team
to kiss my ass,
589
00:32:33,223 --> 00:32:36,268
and I expect you to be honest
'cause you don't give a crap.
590
00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:42,816
Yes, you're boring.
That speech was boring.
591
00:32:42,941 --> 00:32:44,234
Thanks so much.
592
00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:46,486
You don't let
other people's problems affect you.
593
00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:48,405
You don't let
your own problems affect you.
594
00:32:48,530 --> 00:32:51,074
And it's the screw-ups
that make us interesting.
595
00:32:51,199 --> 00:32:56,204
You're never out of control,
which is good and boring.
596
00:32:56,830 --> 00:32:59,374
Never losing control also means
you're never putting yourself out there,
597
00:32:59,499 --> 00:33:01,251
never pushing your limits.
598
00:33:01,376 --> 00:33:04,963
On the other hand, you do have a tattoo,
so maybe I'm wrong.
599
00:33:55,722 --> 00:33:57,557
I'm glad you're here.
600
00:34:23,333 --> 00:34:25,126
She needs
a bone marrow transplant.
601
00:34:25,251 --> 00:34:26,711
Test results are back?
What's she positive for?
602
00:34:26,836 --> 00:34:29,214
Nothing.
But we've got a donor match.
603
00:34:29,339 --> 00:34:31,216
Jumping to a transplant
when we don't know what she...
604
00:34:31,341 --> 00:34:33,259
I know she has
a blood disorder.
605
00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:36,262
Could be PNH.
She needs a bone marrow transplant.
606
00:34:36,388 --> 00:34:38,223
Or leukemia.
She needs a bone marrow transplant.
607
00:34:38,348 --> 00:34:39,516
Or thalassemia.
She needs a bone marrow...
608
00:34:39,641 --> 00:34:40,600
Yeah, I get it.
609
00:34:40,725 --> 00:34:43,561
But she'll never survive
total body irradiation.
610
00:34:43,687 --> 00:34:45,230
So we don't radiate her.
611
00:34:46,773 --> 00:34:49,693
Her marrow's nearly wiped out already,
count is almost zero.
612
00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:52,404
"Almost" being the key word. The new
marrow would attack the old marrow.
613
00:34:52,529 --> 00:34:54,155
She'll die
from graft-versus-host.
614
00:34:54,280 --> 00:34:55,657
You got a better idea?
615
00:34:58,118 --> 00:35:01,162
She trusts you.
Go get her consent.
616
00:35:20,598 --> 00:35:23,351
Sometimes I find out things
you'd rather not know.
617
00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:26,354
This was in his trash.
618
00:35:28,022 --> 00:35:29,190
He's using.
619
00:35:38,867 --> 00:35:39,909
You're back.
620
00:35:41,953 --> 00:35:43,371
Genius.
621
00:35:44,581 --> 00:35:48,501
Damn, I knew the fake works
was too much.
622
00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:50,545
Well, you had no choice.
623
00:35:50,670 --> 00:35:53,590
Where were you gonna go
after fake-hooker-girlfriend?
624
00:35:55,216 --> 00:35:56,760
How did you know
he was outside?
625
00:35:56,885 --> 00:35:58,678
Cane prints.
626
00:35:58,803 --> 00:36:01,014
I'm actually kind of insulted.
No way I'm a drug addict
627
00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:05,059
but you completely buy
that I fell in love with a prostitute?
628
00:36:05,185 --> 00:36:06,853
You played
to your strengths.
629
00:36:06,978 --> 00:36:09,355
By which I mean
you played to your weaknesses.
630
00:36:12,525 --> 00:36:14,110
Oh, my God.
631
00:36:15,737 --> 00:36:19,324
You invoked your dead girlfriend's name
to sell me.
632
00:36:21,034 --> 00:36:22,202
You're my hero.
633
00:36:22,327 --> 00:36:24,537
Best $30 I ever spent.
634
00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:26,664
Thirty?
Did you keep her number?
635
00:36:26,790 --> 00:36:29,918
Unfortunately, I killed her
and buried her in the basement.
636
00:36:30,043 --> 00:36:32,295
Shame. Hungry?
637
00:36:33,004 --> 00:36:34,255
Yeah.
638
00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:40,720
So, seriously,
where were you the other morning?
639
00:36:40,845 --> 00:36:43,306
Oh, don't make me
do this again.
640
00:36:43,431 --> 00:36:45,683
It has nothing
to do with you.
641
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:46,643
Then tell me.
642
00:36:46,768 --> 00:36:48,144
We're going bowling
on Monday.
643
00:36:48,269 --> 00:36:51,356
I'm coming over to play poker
this weekend. Nothing's changed.
644
00:36:51,481 --> 00:36:53,107
You have to trust that.
645
00:36:55,109 --> 00:36:56,402
Okay-
646
00:37:01,574 --> 00:37:02,575
(SIGHS)
647
00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:05,370
You're gonna keep following me,
aren't you?
648
00:37:05,495 --> 00:37:07,455
It's what we do.
649
00:37:09,874 --> 00:37:12,877
Be outside my apartment
at 8:00 tonight.
650
00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:22,345
She said yes
to the transplant.
651
00:37:22,470 --> 00:37:23,888
Good.
652
00:37:25,348 --> 00:37:29,060
You're in a downward spiral
of destruction.
653
00:37:29,185 --> 00:37:30,603
I can stop.
654
00:37:30,728 --> 00:37:33,690
You're gonna keep spiralling,
keep screwing around,
655
00:37:33,815 --> 00:37:35,817
keep slashing away
at every person who tries to help
656
00:37:35,942 --> 00:37:38,862
until no one
tries to help anymore,
657
00:37:38,987 --> 00:37:41,155
until you hit bottom,
until you're dead.
658
00:37:44,284 --> 00:37:48,621
But until then,
I can use you.
659
00:37:53,376 --> 00:37:54,794
You're hiring me back?
660
00:37:57,005 --> 00:37:58,464
You did good work.
661
00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:10,435
I did good work yesterday,
and I was still fired. What changed?
662
00:38:15,565 --> 00:38:18,443
You wanted me
to spend time with her,
663
00:38:18,568 --> 00:38:21,112
see if I could still
make a connection.
664
00:38:21,237 --> 00:38:24,240
You connected with the diagnosis,
not with her.
665
00:38:24,365 --> 00:38:27,076
You're trying to save me,
trying to control me.
666
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:29,162
You're doing exactly
what you think I'm...
667
00:38:29,287 --> 00:38:30,496
Cracks.
668
00:38:32,874 --> 00:38:34,459
Your lips are cracked.
669
00:38:38,004 --> 00:38:40,548
Been using
your inhaler lately?
670
00:38:40,673 --> 00:38:44,260
Allergies.
Don't deflect, you always deflect.
671
00:38:44,928 --> 00:38:46,262
Did she cry?
672
00:38:48,014 --> 00:38:51,601
When you told her
that she was going to die, did she cry?
673
00:38:52,226 --> 00:38:54,103
She got upset, she...
674
00:38:54,228 --> 00:38:56,189
Were there tears?
675
00:38:58,650 --> 00:38:59,525
No.
676
00:39:05,365 --> 00:39:07,867
Chopping an onion
releases a mist
677
00:39:07,992 --> 00:39:10,662
of syn-propanethial-S-oxide.
678
00:39:10,787 --> 00:39:16,626
A chemical irritant which causes people
to have a very predictable reaction.
679
00:39:16,751 --> 00:39:18,378
She has no tears.
680
00:39:19,379 --> 00:39:22,298
It was either this
or put on Brian's Song,
681
00:39:22,423 --> 00:39:23,967
but I didn't have time
to stop by Wilson's.
682
00:39:25,635 --> 00:39:30,848
She has Sj6gren's, that attacks the
glands that produce tears and saliva.
683
00:39:30,974 --> 00:39:35,061
It also, by the way,
causes lung cysts and RTA.
684
00:39:35,186 --> 00:39:36,688
It doesn't
cause bleeding.
685
00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:38,439
It's like you and men.
686
00:39:38,564 --> 00:39:40,817
Just because you usually don't
doesn't mean you can't.
687
00:39:40,942 --> 00:39:43,736
And it doesn't cause cracked lips
in other people.
688
00:39:43,861 --> 00:39:48,366
Lack of spit makes her mouth a breeding
ground for a fungus like Candida.
689
00:39:48,491 --> 00:39:50,660
Her asthma inhaler
did the same for you,
690
00:39:50,785 --> 00:39:53,579
wiped out
your mouth's immune system.
691
00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:55,915
So, she's got
what I've got.
692
00:39:57,250 --> 00:40:00,753
Just the opportunistic infection,
not the underlying condition.
693
00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:06,175
Another life saved
by girl-on-girl action.
694
00:40:15,518 --> 00:40:16,978
I'm gonna be okay?
695
00:40:19,188 --> 00:40:21,566
You're gonna be okay.
696
00:40:21,691 --> 00:40:25,737
Methylprednisolone to get
the Sj6gren's under control,
697
00:40:25,862 --> 00:40:30,616
and some artificial tears to maximize
the visual impact of this moment.
698
00:40:43,046 --> 00:40:45,298
Spencer's gonna be fine,
699
00:40:47,341 --> 00:40:49,594
and I hear
you got your job back.
700
00:40:54,682 --> 00:40:57,143
I'm gonna keep standing here
until you say something.
701
00:41:06,444 --> 00:41:08,279
I feel alone,
702
00:41:11,866 --> 00:41:14,786
and she hasn't gone anywhere.
703
00:41:17,830 --> 00:41:19,832
She gets to live.
704
00:41:28,216 --> 00:41:31,427
I'm gonna go home.
I'm tired.
705
00:41:47,235 --> 00:41:48,736
What do you think?
706
00:41:52,615 --> 00:41:55,201
Oh, my God.
707
00:41:55,326 --> 00:41:59,747
You guys shop here, too?
Best nipples in Princeton.
708
00:41:59,872 --> 00:42:01,666
Why are you here?
709
00:42:01,791 --> 00:42:03,960
Because he ate the donut.
710
00:42:04,085 --> 00:42:07,547
I'm so sorry.
He must have followed me.
711
00:42:07,672 --> 00:42:08,881
I'm sure.
712
00:42:09,006 --> 00:42:10,591
HOUSE:
You're clearly not pregnant.
713
00:42:10,716 --> 00:42:12,677
So either
you're buying this as a gift
714
00:42:12,802 --> 00:42:16,722
or this is some kind of weird "if you
build it, they will come" moment.
715
00:42:16,848 --> 00:42:18,599
I'm adopting a baby.
716
00:42:18,724 --> 00:42:20,476
She asked me
to be a character reference.
717
00:42:20,601 --> 00:42:22,228
That's where I was
the other morning.
718
00:42:22,353 --> 00:42:24,981
I'm sorry,
I couldn't betray her confidence.
719
00:42:25,106 --> 00:42:29,152
I didn't want anyone else to know
in case I didn't get approved.
720
00:42:30,153 --> 00:42:31,904
Today, I did.
721
00:42:43,499 --> 00:42:46,210
Are you going to congratulate me?
722
00:42:48,838 --> 00:42:51,090
If you're happy, I'm...
723
00:42:55,136 --> 00:42:56,596
(DOOR OPENS)
724
00:42:58,222 --> 00:42:59,098
(DOOR SLAMS)