1 00:00:43,315 --> 00:00:44,983 (METAL CREAKING) 2 00:00:57,204 --> 00:00:58,455 (GROANS) 3 00:00:59,623 --> 00:01:02,668 (SCREAMING) 4 00:01:09,591 --> 00:01:11,176 Doc! Help! Doc! 5 00:01:26,400 --> 00:01:28,318 It stopped bleeding. It stopped bleeding. 6 00:01:28,443 --> 00:01:32,072 That's because your blood is freezing as it's hitting the air. 7 00:01:33,156 --> 00:01:34,783 Here. Apply pressure on it. 8 00:01:34,908 --> 00:01:36,368 I think my leg is frozen. 9 00:01:36,493 --> 00:01:39,955 That's the least of your problems. The blade severed your femoral artery. 10 00:01:47,671 --> 00:01:49,840 (MOANING) 11 00:01:50,674 --> 00:01:52,134 Am I going to lose my leg? 12 00:01:52,259 --> 00:01:53,510 Frostbite's not too bad. 13 00:01:53,635 --> 00:01:56,638 But I've got to fix your artery now. This is going to hurt. 14 00:01:57,013 --> 00:01:58,515 (SCREAMING) 15 00:02:03,937 --> 00:02:05,021 Are you going to put that in me? 16 00:02:05,147 --> 00:02:07,899 Glue's the best way to repair your artery at this temperature. 17 00:02:10,527 --> 00:02:11,737 It looks okay. 18 00:02:11,862 --> 00:02:14,072 Here. Tear off some pieces. I have to check your foot. 19 00:02:20,829 --> 00:02:23,999 Blood flow looks good. Your leg should be okay. 20 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,460 I thought I was done. 21 00:02:26,585 --> 00:02:29,463 Yeah, like I'd let anything happen to you. 22 00:02:29,588 --> 00:02:31,381 You're the only one who could fix the generators. 23 00:02:33,008 --> 00:02:35,844 Okay. One, two... 24 00:02:36,428 --> 00:02:37,471 (BOTH GROANING) 25 00:02:37,596 --> 00:02:40,640 Cate. Cate, are you okay? Are you okay? 26 00:02:42,058 --> 00:02:42,934 (GROANING) 27 00:02:43,059 --> 00:02:44,269 Hey. 28 00:02:46,563 --> 00:02:48,064 (COUGHING) 29 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,399 (wmzeznqe) 30 00:02:50,942 --> 00:02:52,861 (GASPING) I need help. 31 00:02:53,653 --> 00:02:54,946 Who am I supposed to get? 32 00:03:39,741 --> 00:03:42,077 (STATIC HISSING) 33 00:03:45,622 --> 00:03:47,916 Why do I even give you an office? 34 00:03:48,041 --> 00:03:50,585 New case. Psych department asked for you personally. 35 00:03:50,710 --> 00:03:51,795 The patient's a crazy person? 36 00:03:51,920 --> 00:03:53,338 You're a crazy person. 37 00:03:53,463 --> 00:03:54,756 The patient's a psychiatrist. 38 00:03:54,881 --> 00:03:56,758 There's something wrong with coma guy's cable. 39 00:03:57,759 --> 00:03:59,344 He seems fine with it. 40 00:03:59,594 --> 00:04:02,472 Your patient is an adjunct faculty member here, but currently... 41 00:04:03,890 --> 00:04:05,141 (SIGHS IN RESTRAINT) 42 00:04:05,267 --> 00:04:09,646 The budget committee voted to charge for cable in the patient rooms. 43 00:04:10,730 --> 00:04:12,315 Slippery slope. 44 00:04:12,440 --> 00:04:15,110 Today, we withhold porn. Tomorrow, it's clean bandages. 45 00:04:15,235 --> 00:04:17,612 Talk to Carlson in Denn, he runs the budget committee, 46 00:04:17,988 --> 00:04:19,364 after you look at this. 47 00:04:19,489 --> 00:04:21,908 After you talk to Carlson, maybe I'll... 48 00:04:22,033 --> 00:04:24,452 The patient is trapped at the South Pole. 49 00:04:33,670 --> 00:04:35,547 Any possibility of evacuating her? 50 00:04:35,672 --> 00:04:36,965 Well, that wouldn't be any fun. 51 00:04:37,090 --> 00:04:41,678 And for the next two months, winds make it impossible to fly anything in or out. 52 00:04:41,803 --> 00:04:43,805 THIRTEEN: Could be appendicitis or a gallstone. 53 00:04:43,930 --> 00:04:45,056 Or a kidney stone. 54 00:04:45,181 --> 00:04:46,975 That wouldn't be any fun. 55 00:04:47,601 --> 00:04:50,270 If it's appendicitis down there, her appendix ruptures, she dies. 56 00:04:50,395 --> 00:04:52,647 There's nothing we can do. If it's a stone, she takes pain meds, 57 00:04:52,772 --> 00:04:54,608 stone passes. There's nothing we need to do. 58 00:04:54,733 --> 00:04:56,610 Could be a struvite kidney stone. 59 00:04:56,735 --> 00:04:58,653 Most kidney stones are calcium and benign. 60 00:04:58,778 --> 00:05:00,697 Why would you suspect a struvite stone? 61 00:05:00,822 --> 00:05:02,908 Because he said kidney stones were boring. 62 00:05:03,033 --> 00:05:05,785 TAUB: It's possible. She's on birth control. 63 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:07,954 Lots of sex could lead to urinary tract infection, 64 00:05:08,079 --> 00:05:10,665 which could lead to an infection-laced struvite kidney stone. 65 00:05:10,790 --> 00:05:12,876 Excessive Antarctic drilling, 66 00:05:13,585 --> 00:05:15,462 bad for the environment and the ladies. 67 00:05:15,587 --> 00:05:17,505 If it's a struvite stone, she needs to break it up quickly 68 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:19,215 before the infection shuts down her kidneys. 69 00:05:19,341 --> 00:05:20,884 This is where it gets fun. 70 00:05:22,052 --> 00:05:25,847 These are the supplies and medications she has available. 71 00:05:28,975 --> 00:05:30,644 Nothing here that could break up a kidney stone. 72 00:05:31,353 --> 00:05:32,646 What else do they have down there? 73 00:05:33,188 --> 00:05:34,230 I just said... 74 00:05:34,356 --> 00:05:35,941 I don't mean medical stuff. Other stuff. 75 00:05:37,275 --> 00:05:39,319 Some geological equipment breaks ice and rock 76 00:05:39,444 --> 00:05:40,862 the same way we break kidney stones. 77 00:05:44,991 --> 00:05:47,953 Discovery Channel. I like watching them blow stuff up. 78 00:05:48,078 --> 00:05:49,621 Who doesn't? 79 00:05:51,081 --> 00:05:52,248 That reminds me. 80 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,918 HOUSE: Coma guy needs cable. 81 00:05:55,126 --> 00:05:57,504 Women's billiards is the only thing that's keeping him alive. 82 00:05:57,629 --> 00:06:00,048 I'm sure Carlson will be moved by his plight. 83 00:06:00,173 --> 00:06:02,425 Carlson won't listen. He says I hit on his wife. 84 00:06:03,385 --> 00:06:04,761 - You knew? - God, no. 85 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:06,596 I thought I was hitting on his daughter. 86 00:06:06,846 --> 00:06:09,391 Look, you're on the committee. He'll listen to you. 87 00:06:09,516 --> 00:06:12,185 I'm an avid reader of Committees with Hotties message boards. 88 00:06:12,310 --> 00:06:13,937 Amoxicillin, 500 milligrams, IV. 89 00:06:14,062 --> 00:06:16,439 Studies conducted at major hospitals indicate 90 00:06:16,564 --> 00:06:18,942 that happy patients recover faster. 91 00:06:19,067 --> 00:06:21,903 Studies conducted in my apartment show that TV makes people happy. 92 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:24,447 Premium channels have a particularly striking effect. 93 00:06:24,572 --> 00:06:27,409 Charging patients for cable is bringing in 13 grand a month. 94 00:06:27,534 --> 00:06:32,664 Until this injustice is righted, I am going to waste 13 grand a day. 95 00:06:35,041 --> 00:06:37,460 That's $2.49 down. 96 00:06:38,378 --> 00:06:40,171 Get an EKG and a cardiac enzyme. 97 00:06:40,296 --> 00:06:43,133 If those check out, discharge him, and tell him to get a snow-blower. 98 00:06:44,884 --> 00:06:47,637 How much is 13 grand divided by 4 cents? 99 00:06:48,555 --> 00:06:50,348 I am not giving you cable. 100 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:53,268 You're gonna have to somehow survive with the broadcast networks alone. 101 00:06:53,393 --> 00:06:55,478 I'll be fine on Tuesdays. 102 00:06:57,439 --> 00:06:59,774 KUTNER: If sound waves from the flaw detector break the egg, 103 00:06:59,899 --> 00:07:02,110 it should safely dissolve your kidney stone. 104 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:09,909 This isn't going to work. 105 00:07:10,035 --> 00:07:11,077 KUTNER: Well, there's no reason it shouldn't. 106 00:07:11,202 --> 00:07:13,496 Sound waves are sound waves. Stones are stones. 107 00:07:13,621 --> 00:07:16,666 Some are bigger than others. Some are inside me. 108 00:07:16,791 --> 00:07:18,877 How's it going, Team MacGyver? 109 00:07:19,002 --> 00:07:20,295 Oh, great. 110 00:07:20,420 --> 00:07:23,798 I can't get cable, but I can get the South Pole on high-def. 111 00:07:23,923 --> 00:07:25,175 We're almost ready to start the test. 112 00:07:25,300 --> 00:07:27,844 Test? Did Ford test the Edsel? 113 00:07:28,762 --> 00:07:33,391 Did Coke test New Coke? Did Shakespeare test his final play, Snow Dogs? 114 00:07:33,516 --> 00:07:35,894 I'm guessing you're Dr. House? 115 00:07:36,936 --> 00:07:39,981 I was wondering when you might drop by. 116 00:07:40,732 --> 00:07:41,733 Could she see me? 117 00:07:41,858 --> 00:07:42,942 Oh, yeah. 118 00:07:43,526 --> 00:07:45,737 You think Jagger shows up for the sound check? 119 00:07:49,908 --> 00:07:51,951 Okay, roadies, off the stage. 120 00:07:53,119 --> 00:07:54,537 Go help Cameron in the ER. 121 00:07:54,662 --> 00:07:56,998 Why? No way you're just doing her a favor. 122 00:07:57,123 --> 00:07:58,833 ER is standing room only. 123 00:07:58,958 --> 00:08:00,293 Which means Cameron's bound to make a mistake. 124 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:02,045 Find it so I can blackmail her. 125 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:04,547 As far as you know, 126 00:08:04,672 --> 00:08:08,218 this is way more than just some silly battle over cable. 127 00:08:14,182 --> 00:08:15,600 Ready. 128 00:08:22,899 --> 00:08:25,318 (SOFT HIGH-PITCHED WHINING) 129 00:08:40,917 --> 00:08:43,294 You might wanna dial it down a smidge. 130 00:08:44,879 --> 00:08:47,507 I am not doing this. 131 00:08:47,966 --> 00:08:51,052 Your kidney stone theory hinges on me having sex, but I... 132 00:08:51,177 --> 00:08:53,680 Let me guess. You're as pure as the driven snow. 133 00:08:53,805 --> 00:08:55,807 Only if the snow likes to be on top. 134 00:08:56,599 --> 00:08:58,977 But I am here doing psychological research. 135 00:08:59,102 --> 00:09:01,938 Generally not a good idea to swap fluids with your subjects. 136 00:09:02,063 --> 00:09:05,525 Struvite stones are possible in people who don't have sex. 137 00:09:05,650 --> 00:09:07,652 They're certainly possible in people who claim not to... 138 00:09:07,777 --> 00:09:11,281 I've had no UTl's, no pain on urination. 139 00:09:11,406 --> 00:09:13,867 You do realize that only one of us is a real doctor. 140 00:09:13,992 --> 00:09:16,828 You do realize only one of us has any control over my actions. 141 00:09:20,540 --> 00:09:22,834 Dr. Milton, are you able to run a CHEM-7? 142 00:09:22,959 --> 00:09:23,877 Yes. 143 00:09:24,002 --> 00:09:25,628 Well, that'd tell us if her kidney function is declining. 144 00:09:26,129 --> 00:09:27,505 If it is, he's right. 145 00:09:27,630 --> 00:09:29,841 Struvite stone's the most likely explanation. 146 00:09:29,966 --> 00:09:31,759 If not, she's right. 147 00:09:36,556 --> 00:09:39,350 Sorry. I know how you like to avoid avoiding confrontation. 148 00:09:39,475 --> 00:09:43,813 While we're waiting for that test to prove me right, start IV cefuroxime. 149 00:09:43,938 --> 00:09:46,399 Keep the infection in the stone from wiping out your kidneys. 150 00:09:46,524 --> 00:09:48,735 I'll send the CHEM-7 results when I'm done. 151 00:09:53,323 --> 00:09:57,368 She's a great psychiatrist. One session, I've got shrinkage. 152 00:09:57,869 --> 00:10:00,872 House wants us to spy on you, report back. 153 00:10:02,832 --> 00:10:04,417 And you're telling me this because... 154 00:10:04,542 --> 00:10:05,919 We don't want to do it. 155 00:10:06,044 --> 00:10:07,212 I don't see a problem so far. 156 00:10:07,337 --> 00:10:10,215 If our choice is between pissing House off or pissing you off, 157 00:10:10,340 --> 00:10:11,799 that's not much of a choice. 158 00:10:11,925 --> 00:10:14,469 So unless I give House cable, 159 00:10:14,594 --> 00:10:16,346 you're gonna make my life miserable. 160 00:10:16,471 --> 00:10:17,889 Yes. 161 00:10:18,014 --> 00:10:20,975 And you're telling me this so you won't feel as guilty when you do it. 162 00:10:23,102 --> 00:10:24,312 Yes. 163 00:10:24,604 --> 00:10:27,357 Accommodating House's every whim is not my job anymore. 164 00:10:27,482 --> 00:10:29,192 But it is ours. 165 00:10:29,734 --> 00:10:32,153 House will get what he wants. 166 00:10:34,739 --> 00:10:35,740 (SCOFFS) 167 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:41,287 Maybe we should just pay for it ourselves and tell him she folded. 168 00:10:42,789 --> 00:10:43,790 No. 169 00:10:45,667 --> 00:10:50,296 Your CHEM-7 results showed your kidney function is declining. 170 00:10:50,421 --> 00:10:51,839 Sounds like a kidney stone to me. 171 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:53,341 The decreased function 172 00:10:53,466 --> 00:10:57,345 could be from dehydration caused by vomiting due to a gallstone. 173 00:10:57,470 --> 00:11:00,848 You agreed that the CHEM-7 would decide if it was a struvite stone. 174 00:11:00,974 --> 00:11:04,602 I agreed to do the test. The results are up for interpretation. 175 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:07,146 I'll re-do the test in an hour when I'm re-hydrated. 176 00:11:07,272 --> 00:11:10,817 Have you noticed any improvement since starting the cefuroxime? 177 00:11:10,942 --> 00:11:12,151 Not really. Pain's about the same. 178 00:11:12,277 --> 00:11:14,988 While you're waiting, we should run another test with the geology equipment. 179 00:11:15,113 --> 00:11:16,614 You're not taking the cefuroxime. 180 00:11:17,323 --> 00:11:19,033 She's right-handed. 181 00:11:19,158 --> 00:11:21,911 Means she would put the N in her left arm. 182 00:11:22,036 --> 00:11:23,705 Catheter in the arm makes it hard to bend the elbow, 183 00:11:23,830 --> 00:11:25,373 the way people do when they drink. 184 00:11:25,498 --> 00:11:28,835 We have a limited supply of medication, and I am not about to waste it. 185 00:11:28,960 --> 00:11:31,004 Last I checked you had a limited supply of doctors. 186 00:11:31,129 --> 00:11:35,717 Right before I got sick, one of my crew members severed his femoral artery. 187 00:11:35,842 --> 00:11:37,218 He needs the cefuroxime. 188 00:11:37,343 --> 00:11:38,678 Right. He called dibs. 189 00:11:38,803 --> 00:11:42,849 His need is definitive. Mine is speculative. 190 00:11:43,516 --> 00:11:44,726 You're breathing fast. 191 00:11:45,101 --> 00:11:46,519 It's because I'm pissed off! 192 00:11:46,644 --> 00:11:49,564 Lift up your chin. Show me your windpipe. 193 00:11:52,233 --> 00:11:54,235 (EXCLAIMS) My chest hurts. 194 00:11:54,360 --> 00:11:55,445 It's deviating to the left. 195 00:11:55,570 --> 00:11:56,946 Because her right lung is collapsing. 196 00:11:57,071 --> 00:11:58,740 Cate, is anyone there with you? 197 00:11:58,865 --> 00:12:00,450 - Sean went to the mess. - You need to call someone. 198 00:12:00,575 --> 00:12:02,618 There's no time. Get a syringe and a needle. 199 00:12:02,744 --> 00:12:04,203 - Why am I doing that? - Shut up and look. 200 00:12:06,664 --> 00:12:07,832 She could pass out. She needs to... 201 00:12:07,957 --> 00:12:09,292 She needs to re-inflate that lung. 202 00:12:10,209 --> 00:12:11,961 Okay. Now, pull out the plunger. 203 00:12:12,086 --> 00:12:13,838 I want you to stab yourself in your right side 204 00:12:13,963 --> 00:12:16,799 between the second and third rib, in the midclavicular line. 205 00:12:18,051 --> 00:12:19,385 (PANTING) 206 00:12:19,802 --> 00:12:22,013 By the time we get someone else there, you'll have suffocated. 207 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:23,473 Just do it. 208 00:12:28,895 --> 00:12:32,357 (BREATHING) 209 00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:38,071 See all the good stuff that happens when you listen to me? 210 00:12:40,782 --> 00:12:42,533 Means it's not a kidney stone. 211 00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:55,463 HOUSE: Right side pain, vomiting, 212 00:12:55,588 --> 00:12:58,716 and now a lung that gets traumatized without any trauma. 213 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,468 Sounds odd. Probably is odd. 214 00:13:00,593 --> 00:13:02,345 We should discuss this, then call her back. 215 00:13:02,470 --> 00:13:06,349 No, it's fine. I made sure we got the South Pole long distance plan. 216 00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,726 Her latest kidney function test shows... 217 00:13:08,851 --> 00:13:10,353 I know what it shows. I ran it. 218 00:13:10,770 --> 00:13:13,356 The more you interrupt, the longer my grandstanding is going to take. 219 00:13:13,481 --> 00:13:16,234 Since when do you let patients participate in differentials? 220 00:13:16,484 --> 00:13:18,820 Since the patient and her doctor happen to be the same person. 221 00:13:19,362 --> 00:13:21,114 Your kidney function is still declining. 222 00:13:21,239 --> 00:13:22,156 Means you have a kidney problem. 223 00:13:22,281 --> 00:13:25,743 But not one that needed antibiotics. Makes us equally wrong. 224 00:13:25,868 --> 00:13:29,080 No. Makes us both wrong. Not equally. 225 00:13:29,455 --> 00:13:30,998 You were at least six wronger. 226 00:13:31,916 --> 00:13:33,876 They run a PPD before you shipped out? 227 00:13:34,001 --> 00:13:35,878 On me and everybody else here. It's not TB. 228 00:13:36,003 --> 00:13:37,755 Excuse us a second. 229 00:13:39,173 --> 00:13:40,925 Cancer explains her symptoms. 230 00:13:41,050 --> 00:13:44,137 A tumor in her lung or kidney that threw a clot to the other organ. 231 00:13:44,262 --> 00:13:47,682 And you're worried the tumor might overhear, realize we're on to it. 232 00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:51,144 Cancer's a hard diagnosis for patients, even when they're not in the South Pole. 233 00:13:51,269 --> 00:13:53,312 We should figure this out, maybe bring Wilson in. 234 00:13:59,235 --> 00:14:01,362 Obviously, you two think I'm in bad shape. 235 00:14:01,487 --> 00:14:03,698 - Only if you count the tumor. - House. 236 00:14:03,823 --> 00:14:05,199 Probably in your abdomen. 237 00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:07,702 But you don't have any advanced imaging equipment. 238 00:14:07,827 --> 00:14:09,412 You also don't have a surgeon to biopsy it, 239 00:14:09,537 --> 00:14:11,330 any stains to use on the slide, 240 00:14:11,456 --> 00:14:13,332 or an oncologist to analyze it. 241 00:14:14,208 --> 00:14:15,960 I'm too far away to hold her hand. 242 00:14:16,836 --> 00:14:18,004 I have cancer? 243 00:14:18,671 --> 00:14:19,714 Possibly. 244 00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:24,093 Since the only imaging equipment you have is x-ray, let's start there. 245 00:14:24,218 --> 00:14:26,262 X-ray your entire body. 246 00:14:26,512 --> 00:14:28,431 I'll upload the images when I'm done. 247 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:34,020 Good for you. 248 00:15:01,255 --> 00:15:02,965 HOUSE: She's annoying. 249 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:06,761 Refused to take the antibiotics because other people might need them. 250 00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:09,555 She said she cares about other people? 251 00:15:09,680 --> 00:15:10,890 What a poser. 252 00:15:11,349 --> 00:15:12,934 KUB is clean. 253 00:15:13,059 --> 00:15:16,103 You don't like her because she's a psychiatrist. 254 00:15:16,229 --> 00:15:19,440 Mmm, I'm a complicated man. I loathe her for many reasons. 255 00:15:19,565 --> 00:15:21,484 Never before has a profession been so decried 256 00:15:21,609 --> 00:15:23,569 by someone who needed it so badly. 257 00:15:23,694 --> 00:15:26,906 You talk a lot of smack about tranny hookers. 258 00:15:27,031 --> 00:15:28,741 Enlarged mediastinal node. 259 00:15:28,866 --> 00:15:29,909 - Lymphoma? - Probably, 260 00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:31,994 but we can't confirm it without a biopsy. 261 00:15:32,119 --> 00:15:33,621 We can't analyze a biopsy without a stain. 262 00:15:33,746 --> 00:15:34,956 We can't biopsy. 263 00:15:35,081 --> 00:15:37,792 Since they don't have stains down there, we need a substitute. 264 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:41,420 She can't biopsy that node without a surgical team and an OR. 265 00:15:41,546 --> 00:15:44,799 Anything with a strong color could work as a stain. 266 00:15:45,341 --> 00:15:48,010 Printer ink, food coloring, coffee. 267 00:15:48,261 --> 00:15:49,136 No, thanks. 268 00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:51,973 I'll find a node closer to the surface. One she can biopsy. 269 00:15:52,515 --> 00:15:53,599 That makes sense. 270 00:15:53,724 --> 00:15:54,725 That makes sense? 271 00:15:54,850 --> 00:15:56,102 I said it first. 272 00:15:56,227 --> 00:15:58,396 In a shockingly calm manner. 273 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:02,316 After I've just been jerking you around for 30 seconds 274 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:05,027 without you complaining or analyzing said jerking. 275 00:16:05,152 --> 00:16:06,320 I was being mature. 276 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:08,614 In a lavender shirt. 277 00:16:09,240 --> 00:16:11,617 You, for some reason, are happy. 278 00:16:11,742 --> 00:16:13,411 How dare you. 279 00:16:13,536 --> 00:16:15,621 The x-rays don't show any other abnormal nodes. 280 00:16:15,746 --> 00:16:19,875 Abnormal nodes can be felt before they can be seen on an x-ray. 281 00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,253 You're wearing that shirt for someone. 282 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:24,672 The Health Department. They frown on topless oncology. 283 00:16:24,797 --> 00:16:26,215 You're gonna do a physical? 284 00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:29,594 Have to. You and Foreman are going to be here looking for a stain. 285 00:16:33,014 --> 00:16:35,975 I can do the physical. There's no reason you need to watch. 286 00:16:36,350 --> 00:16:38,436 I can think of at least three reasons. 287 00:16:38,561 --> 00:16:39,937 One of them is medical. 288 00:16:40,062 --> 00:16:42,023 Where are you? Not in your office. 289 00:16:42,148 --> 00:16:44,150 You're not in the hospital. No reason for me to be. 290 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:47,361 I'm not undressing for you in your apartment. 291 00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:48,613 You're not in my apartment. 292 00:16:49,030 --> 00:16:51,741 You're three quarters of a world away. 293 00:16:52,116 --> 00:16:53,618 I promise not to get fresh. 294 00:16:53,743 --> 00:16:55,202 I'm not taking off my clothes. 295 00:16:55,995 --> 00:16:57,330 One of us has to. 296 00:17:02,209 --> 00:17:04,378 Show me your place. 297 00:17:06,797 --> 00:17:10,509 It's got walls, a floor, and in some places, a roof. 298 00:17:10,635 --> 00:17:13,804 I am not exposing myself without some reciprocity. 299 00:17:13,929 --> 00:17:15,514 It's my apartment. It's not my soul. 300 00:17:20,978 --> 00:17:22,563 Living room. 301 00:17:23,564 --> 00:17:24,565 Slow down. 302 00:17:25,524 --> 00:17:26,567 Huh! 303 00:17:26,942 --> 00:17:29,737 Lots of books. I'm betting all medical. 304 00:17:29,862 --> 00:17:33,449 Only if you count Jenna Jameson's autobiography as a gynecological text. 305 00:17:33,574 --> 00:17:35,284 Fiction is a waste of time. 306 00:17:35,576 --> 00:17:37,203 Unless you can laugh at it? 307 00:17:37,328 --> 00:17:39,497 I love to laugh. Moving on. 308 00:17:41,540 --> 00:17:42,541 Back up. 309 00:17:44,210 --> 00:17:45,586 How bad is the insomnia? 310 00:17:46,962 --> 00:17:48,005 Let me quantify that. 311 00:17:48,130 --> 00:17:53,094 Do you drink two or three scotches before passing out in front of the TV? 312 00:17:53,469 --> 00:17:55,179 You are so far off. 313 00:17:55,638 --> 00:17:56,972 It's bourbon. 314 00:17:58,766 --> 00:18:00,309 No photos anywhere. 315 00:18:00,810 --> 00:18:02,395 Family and friends aren't important? 316 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:04,897 Well, you're sick. 317 00:18:05,022 --> 00:18:08,150 You have 20 people down the hall, and you've had exactly one visitor. 318 00:18:08,275 --> 00:18:09,443 I don't want to panic anyone. 319 00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:12,905 You don't like people. You hide on that ice cube, so... 320 00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:18,661 Stop projecting. You're antisocial, so you assume I'm antisocial? 321 00:18:18,786 --> 00:18:21,080 How about if I just get naked, and you shut up? 322 00:18:21,205 --> 00:18:23,958 If I thought I could get you naked, I would have led with that. 323 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:27,294 You'd rather show me your soul than your leg. 324 00:18:28,796 --> 00:18:31,632 Great. You got me all figured out. 325 00:18:32,216 --> 00:18:33,926 You going to try and fix me now? 326 00:18:34,677 --> 00:18:37,221 I never said you needed fixing. 327 00:18:39,724 --> 00:18:42,184 He's letting her take part in the differentials. 328 00:18:42,309 --> 00:18:44,812 Of course he is. He likes her. 329 00:18:44,937 --> 00:18:48,566 Big shock. Spaghetti sauce doesn't work as a lymph tissue stain. 330 00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:51,819 I'll try the coffee. 331 00:18:51,944 --> 00:18:54,947 He's annoyed by her, doesn't respect her as a doctor, 332 00:18:55,072 --> 00:18:56,615 constantly insults her. 333 00:18:56,741 --> 00:18:59,577 That's House's version of courtship. 334 00:19:00,369 --> 00:19:02,538 Oh, God. He's been wooing me for years. 335 00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:04,331 She's the perfect woman for him. 336 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,876 Willing to literally go to the end of the earth for her career, 337 00:19:07,001 --> 00:19:09,795 making her unavailable for a real relationship. 338 00:19:10,004 --> 00:19:12,214 And she's afflicted with a mysterious illness. 339 00:19:12,506 --> 00:19:14,425 Soy sauce is a no-go. 340 00:19:15,217 --> 00:19:16,677 We're gonna be here all night. 341 00:19:18,053 --> 00:19:19,513 How long does it take you to get naked? 342 00:19:19,638 --> 00:19:21,390 It's the South Pole. 343 00:19:22,057 --> 00:19:23,392 (SHIVERING) I wear a lot of layers. 344 00:19:25,394 --> 00:19:27,563 Okay. Ready. 345 00:19:27,688 --> 00:19:29,565 (GRUNTS) I saw socks. 346 00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:30,941 That's not naked. 347 00:19:31,066 --> 00:19:32,276 Have I mentioned it's freezing here? 348 00:19:32,735 --> 00:19:36,947 When they discover lymph nodes in feet, I will take off my socks. 349 00:19:37,573 --> 00:19:39,825 Use your right hand to palpate the nodes. 350 00:19:40,534 --> 00:19:43,412 Any node you can feel is the one we can biopsy. 351 00:19:43,537 --> 00:19:47,249 Let's start with your breasts, move down to the ass, then... 352 00:19:47,374 --> 00:19:50,377 I was thinking go from the neck and work my way down. 353 00:19:50,503 --> 00:19:52,421 We could, 354 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:55,925 but I'd never forgive myself if we found something before we got to your breasts. 355 00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:59,595 I'm starting with the anterior cervical nodes. 356 00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,269 Turn your head. 357 00:20:07,394 --> 00:20:09,563 Locate the SCM muscle. 358 00:20:10,272 --> 00:20:12,399 I know how to find my lymph nodes. 359 00:20:12,525 --> 00:20:16,529 Did they teach you that before or after the class on fondling your inner child? 360 00:20:16,654 --> 00:20:18,405 (LET'S GET IT ON PLAYING ON LAPTOP) 361 00:20:18,531 --> 00:20:21,492 No swelling. No tenderness. And... 362 00:20:22,451 --> 00:20:23,911 I can hear that, House. 363 00:20:24,036 --> 00:20:25,788 Just thought it might help you relax. 364 00:20:28,249 --> 00:20:29,917 Anything in the axillary nodes? 365 00:20:30,584 --> 00:20:32,670 All clear. 366 00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:34,338 Both sides. 367 00:20:35,339 --> 00:20:38,259 Now slide your hand to your sternum. 368 00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:44,098 Probe for nodes moving slowly downward. 369 00:20:45,182 --> 00:20:46,559 Down to what, House? 370 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:49,770 Sorry. Can't hear you on account of your heavy breathing. 371 00:20:49,895 --> 00:20:51,897 (CHUCKLES) I'm supposed to be on oxygen, you tool. 372 00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:57,361 (STOPS MUSIC) 373 00:20:57,486 --> 00:20:58,696 Hold it. 374 00:20:58,821 --> 00:21:02,241 Your fingers didn't go quite as deep. Feel that node again. 375 00:21:03,826 --> 00:21:05,703 It's swollen. 376 00:21:07,997 --> 00:21:09,498 Looks like you're doing a biopsy. 377 00:21:21,927 --> 00:21:23,679 It's pretty numb. 378 00:21:23,804 --> 00:21:28,475 WILSON: Okay. Take a deep breath and insert the needle into the node. 379 00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:33,564 Come on, Cate. Let's get this over with. 380 00:21:35,482 --> 00:21:37,401 You used her name. 381 00:21:39,194 --> 00:21:41,405 Just trying to move things along, Bob. 382 00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:47,494 (INHALES) 383 00:21:49,955 --> 00:21:51,957 (STIFLING GROAN) Okay. I'm in. 384 00:21:52,082 --> 00:21:54,168 You need to pull back on the syringe. 385 00:21:56,295 --> 00:21:57,212 (GASPS) 386 00:21:57,421 --> 00:21:58,505 You need to pull harder. 387 00:22:00,174 --> 00:22:02,509 (GROANING) 388 00:22:07,431 --> 00:22:09,141 (GASPING SHALLOWLY) 389 00:22:09,266 --> 00:22:10,434 You Okay? 390 00:22:11,268 --> 00:22:12,519 Yeah. 391 00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:16,190 "Are you okay?u 392 00:22:16,315 --> 00:22:17,524 It's a valid medical question. 393 00:22:17,650 --> 00:22:20,110 I have never heard you ask a patient that question. 394 00:22:20,235 --> 00:22:21,320 You've never asked me that question, 395 00:22:21,445 --> 00:22:25,240 and you've seen me fall down a flight of stairs drunk. 396 00:22:25,366 --> 00:22:27,451 (BELL DINGS) You've slept with her. 397 00:22:27,576 --> 00:22:29,620 She's 9,000 miles away. 398 00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:31,997 And while a certain part of me, unfurled... 399 00:22:32,122 --> 00:22:33,457 No, I... 400 00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:37,127 Somehow, you've been intimate with her. 401 00:22:37,252 --> 00:22:38,629 Why are you following me? 402 00:22:39,546 --> 00:22:40,673 I thought you were following me. 403 00:22:40,798 --> 00:22:42,257 No. You are definitely following me. 404 00:22:42,383 --> 00:22:43,801 - Where are you going? - Out to lunch. 405 00:22:43,926 --> 00:22:45,094 You never go out to lunch. 406 00:22:45,219 --> 00:22:46,679 Which means there's a reason you're going out to lunch. 407 00:22:46,804 --> 00:22:48,472 I assume that reason is a human being. 408 00:22:48,597 --> 00:22:49,890 Or a sandwich. 409 00:22:50,015 --> 00:22:51,141 Sandwiches can come here. 410 00:22:51,266 --> 00:22:52,559 So can human beings. 411 00:22:52,685 --> 00:22:54,478 And yet, she's not, which I find interesting. 412 00:22:54,603 --> 00:22:55,604 I'm leaving, now. 413 00:22:56,230 --> 00:22:57,523 Small world. 414 00:22:58,148 --> 00:23:01,110 Are you going to follow me into my car? 415 00:23:01,819 --> 00:23:03,404 It's got two doors. 416 00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:07,032 Okay, look, the reason I haven't told you is... 417 00:23:13,330 --> 00:23:15,416 Call off your dogs, House. 418 00:23:15,541 --> 00:23:17,167 Your little helpers are interrogating my patients, 419 00:23:17,292 --> 00:23:19,461 swiping my charts, intercepting prescriptions. 420 00:23:19,586 --> 00:23:20,587 Why would you think that I... 421 00:23:20,713 --> 00:23:22,006 Because I'm not a moron. 422 00:23:22,131 --> 00:23:24,425 You had to be pulling the strings, here. 423 00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,676 You think that because they make me miserable, 424 00:23:25,801 --> 00:23:27,219 I'm going to give you cable. 425 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,263 Let's assume that's true, 426 00:23:29,471 --> 00:23:31,140 and it certainly sounds like it might be. 427 00:23:31,265 --> 00:23:32,683 - What are you going to do? - Nothing. 428 00:23:32,808 --> 00:23:34,601 I resigned from the budget committee. 429 00:23:34,727 --> 00:23:38,022 I only joined the committee to help the hospital. You made me a liability. 430 00:23:38,147 --> 00:23:41,817 I now have zero influence over the hospital's cable policy. 431 00:23:51,827 --> 00:23:53,203 Well done. 432 00:23:53,328 --> 00:23:55,164 It didn't work. There's nothing more that we can do... 433 00:23:55,289 --> 00:23:56,707 Put these up. 434 00:23:58,125 --> 00:23:59,501 "Free Rottweiler puppies. 435 00:23:59,626 --> 00:24:02,713 "Please call after 11 :00 p.m. and before 5:00 a.m." 436 00:24:02,838 --> 00:24:03,881 Is this Cameron's home number? 437 00:24:04,006 --> 00:24:05,841 I'd love a new puppy- 438 00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,302 My last one was delicious, very tender. 439 00:24:08,427 --> 00:24:09,845 There's no point in torturing her. 440 00:24:09,970 --> 00:24:13,724 If she can resign, she can un-resign. Go to DEFCON 1. 441 00:24:13,849 --> 00:24:15,726 Forget waiting for a mistake. Make her make one. 442 00:24:15,851 --> 00:24:18,228 You want us to sabotage another doctor, 443 00:24:18,353 --> 00:24:21,023 possibly harm a patient, all so you can have cable. 444 00:24:21,148 --> 00:24:25,277 Harm suggests permanent damage. Get her to screw up, then fix it. 445 00:24:25,402 --> 00:24:26,570 Oh! And this time, 446 00:24:26,695 --> 00:24:28,655 don't tell her what you're gonna do before you do it. 447 00:24:31,450 --> 00:24:36,371 So, how long do I let the lymph node marinate in the red wine? 448 00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:38,582 It should be ready, now. 449 00:24:42,586 --> 00:24:45,255 Try increasing the magnification on the camera. 450 00:24:45,380 --> 00:24:48,342 You know, I emailed a couple of colleagues at the hospital about you. 451 00:24:48,467 --> 00:24:50,094 You're checking up on me? Not House? 452 00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:55,974 Yeah, well House is straightforward, brilliant and an ass. 453 00:24:56,100 --> 00:24:58,560 Two out of three good qualities. Clear majority. 454 00:24:58,685 --> 00:25:02,356 Whereas you, on the other hand, have a perfect score. 455 00:25:02,481 --> 00:25:06,276 You are responsible, nice, human. 456 00:25:06,610 --> 00:25:08,362 And yet, you're House's best friend. 457 00:25:08,779 --> 00:25:09,738 Hold there. 458 00:25:09,947 --> 00:25:12,699 Makes you think he's secretly nicer than he seems? 459 00:25:12,825 --> 00:25:16,286 Makes me think that you're secretly a lot less nice than you seem. 460 00:25:16,411 --> 00:25:17,830 Do you always insult your doctors? 461 00:25:17,955 --> 00:25:21,667 It's not an insult. indiscriminate niceness is overrated. 462 00:25:22,626 --> 00:25:24,670 No wonder he likes you. 463 00:25:27,589 --> 00:25:31,260 Based on this slide you do not have cancer. 464 00:25:33,053 --> 00:25:34,596 (SIGHING) Oh! 465 00:25:34,721 --> 00:25:35,722 Thank God. 466 00:25:35,848 --> 00:25:37,891 I do see some inflammation, which could mean... 467 00:25:38,016 --> 00:25:39,101 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 468 00:25:39,226 --> 00:25:41,603 Cate? You all right? 469 00:25:41,728 --> 00:25:43,605 My left side. It hurts. 470 00:25:43,897 --> 00:25:44,857 (WINCES) 471 00:25:45,440 --> 00:25:47,568 It's the same pain that I had on the right. 472 00:25:47,693 --> 00:25:48,735 Your other kidney. 473 00:25:48,861 --> 00:25:51,989 No. I hope it's, it's something, it's maybe... 474 00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:53,740 (EXCLAIMS IN PAIN) 475 00:25:54,241 --> 00:25:55,284 I'm screwed. 476 00:26:02,207 --> 00:26:05,627 HOUSE: The bad news is you're O for two in the kidney department. 477 00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:09,381 ls there good news? You're back at home. 478 00:26:10,257 --> 00:26:11,758 Of course. There's cable. 479 00:26:12,426 --> 00:26:15,387 - And freedom to work pant-free. - That is good news. 480 00:26:16,054 --> 00:26:19,016 Wilson found signs of inflammation in your biopsy. 481 00:26:19,808 --> 00:26:22,477 That, plus the two failing kidneys, points to autoimmune disease. 482 00:26:22,603 --> 00:26:25,814 Probably SLE or vasculitis. Treatment for both is prednisone. 483 00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:27,441 Start with a hundred milligrams. 484 00:26:27,566 --> 00:26:29,276 Autoimmune is just your latest theory. 485 00:26:29,401 --> 00:26:32,237 Like cancer before that, and a kidney stone before. 486 00:26:32,362 --> 00:26:35,866 Take the prednisone. You'll get better. That will be your confirmation. 487 00:26:35,991 --> 00:26:38,285 You practice medicine like it's a fire sale. 488 00:26:38,410 --> 00:26:40,746 You've wasted antibiotics, x-rays... 489 00:26:40,871 --> 00:26:42,998 That was not a waste. We've ruled out... 490 00:26:43,123 --> 00:26:44,666 We have a crew member here who has asthma. 491 00:26:44,791 --> 00:26:48,754 If he has an episode after I've used up the prednisone, he'll die. 492 00:26:48,879 --> 00:26:50,631 There's a good chance he's going to die anyway. 493 00:26:50,756 --> 00:26:52,216 Since there won't be a doctor there to help him. 494 00:26:52,341 --> 00:26:55,677 (SLOWLY) Show me proof that it's autoimmune, 495 00:26:56,345 --> 00:26:58,388 and then I'll take the prednisone. 496 00:27:03,894 --> 00:27:05,854 FOREMAN: We should send her outside. 497 00:27:05,979 --> 00:27:08,941 Right. Let's just tell her to head north until she runs into a hospital. 498 00:27:09,066 --> 00:27:12,152 Autoimmune diseases are basically inflammation running wild. 499 00:27:12,277 --> 00:27:16,114 Extreme cold has been used as treatment, like putting ice on a sprained ankle. 500 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:19,117 She starts to feel better outside, we know it's autoimmune. 501 00:27:19,243 --> 00:27:20,619 Is that my wallet? 502 00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:22,079 You can have it back. 503 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,288 I've already been through it. 504 00:27:23,872 --> 00:27:25,540 I like your ice on the sprain metaphor. 505 00:27:25,666 --> 00:27:27,626 Makes it seem like we're not killing her. 506 00:27:27,751 --> 00:27:29,378 She'd only need to be outside five minutes. 507 00:27:29,503 --> 00:27:32,839 Without her mittens. Mom told me that was a bad idea. 508 00:27:32,965 --> 00:27:36,385 Especially that winter. it was 70 below, and I had dual kidney failure. 509 00:27:36,510 --> 00:27:40,931 This is a good idea. It's perfect for you. Experimental, risky. 510 00:27:41,056 --> 00:27:42,599 Wilson's right. You care about... 511 00:27:42,724 --> 00:27:45,394 You didn't touch the cash, but you took the receipts? 512 00:27:48,438 --> 00:27:53,110 A hundred and ninety dollar restaurant tab. That's dessert, probably booze. 513 00:27:53,235 --> 00:27:54,319 It means you lingered. 514 00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:57,531 Means it's at least a third date. Means... 515 00:27:57,656 --> 00:27:59,533 - Where are you going? - To talk to the people I pay 516 00:27:59,658 --> 00:28:00,993 to come up with medical ideas. 517 00:28:01,118 --> 00:28:03,078 There are no ideas. 518 00:28:03,203 --> 00:28:04,830 The test for autoimmune is ANA. 519 00:28:04,955 --> 00:28:06,873 Unless penguins poop immunoanalyzers... 520 00:28:06,999 --> 00:28:08,625 Before ANA testing, 521 00:28:08,750 --> 00:28:11,211 people had autoimmune diseases. 522 00:28:11,336 --> 00:28:12,546 How did they know? 523 00:28:12,671 --> 00:28:14,506 - C3. - Before that. 524 00:28:14,631 --> 00:28:18,176 LE Prep. But she doesn't have any controlled pore glass beads. 525 00:28:18,302 --> 00:28:20,178 You don't need them. 526 00:28:24,975 --> 00:28:26,310 HOUSE: When you shake the test tube, 527 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:29,104 the paperclip will damage some of your blood cells. 528 00:28:29,229 --> 00:28:30,605 If you have an autoimmune disease, 529 00:28:30,731 --> 00:28:33,358 your immune system will gorge itself on the damaged cells. 530 00:28:34,151 --> 00:28:36,611 They'll get big and fat so that you can see them under a microscope. 531 00:28:37,612 --> 00:28:38,613 How you doing? 532 00:28:39,531 --> 00:28:41,158 No change. 533 00:28:41,283 --> 00:28:44,953 So, how long should I give the cells to fatten up before I check them? 534 00:28:45,078 --> 00:28:46,580 A couple hours. 535 00:28:46,705 --> 00:28:49,082 Or you could stop being a hypocrite and take the prednisone now. 536 00:28:49,207 --> 00:28:51,918 Not bending to your will makes me a hypocrite? 537 00:28:52,044 --> 00:28:56,131 If your psych patients demanded lab results you'd never make a diagnosis. 538 00:28:56,256 --> 00:28:57,215 So, I'm wrong. 539 00:28:57,341 --> 00:29:00,552 You sleep like a baby. Your life is unfolding as you dreamed. 540 00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:02,596 Everyone is miserable. 541 00:29:02,721 --> 00:29:04,806 You don't change that because people don't change. 542 00:29:04,931 --> 00:29:05,932 You want to believe that 543 00:29:06,058 --> 00:29:08,602 because then you're freed from any responsibility for your misery. 544 00:29:08,727 --> 00:29:10,103 Oh, shut up. 545 00:29:11,021 --> 00:29:12,522 I get enough of this from Wilson. 546 00:29:12,647 --> 00:29:14,149 And yet, you keep hanging out with him. 547 00:29:16,026 --> 00:29:17,736 And, from what I hear, 548 00:29:17,861 --> 00:29:21,198 you have spent more time with me than with any other patient. 549 00:29:25,077 --> 00:29:26,453 Sorry about that. 550 00:29:27,829 --> 00:29:29,122 Call me when you get the results. 551 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:30,749 (CLICKS OFF) 552 00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:37,422 How's your patient? 553 00:29:38,006 --> 00:29:39,925 She has an autoimmune disease. 554 00:29:40,050 --> 00:29:42,010 Tell the psych department she's in denial. 555 00:29:44,471 --> 00:29:46,139 I had to fire Cameron. 556 00:29:46,264 --> 00:29:48,308 What? What happened? 557 00:29:48,433 --> 00:29:51,978 A sixty-five-year-old man came into the ER with a hip fracture. 558 00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:54,064 Cameron gave him Demerol. 559 00:29:54,189 --> 00:29:55,524 The guy was on an MAOI. 560 00:29:55,649 --> 00:29:57,109 Put him into a hypertensive crisis. 561 00:29:57,484 --> 00:29:59,861 - Is he going to live? - Taub caught the error in time. 562 00:30:00,529 --> 00:30:02,155 If she'd just admitted the mistake, 563 00:30:02,280 --> 00:30:04,491 maybe I could have just suspended her, but... 564 00:30:05,075 --> 00:30:07,702 She's packing up. If you want to say goodbye. 565 00:30:07,828 --> 00:30:10,122 We should be hearing from the South Pole in a few minutes. 566 00:30:10,872 --> 00:30:11,915 That's it? 567 00:30:12,833 --> 00:30:14,126 There's nothing to be done. 568 00:30:14,251 --> 00:30:17,170 She screwed up. She's got no one to blame but herself. 569 00:30:20,507 --> 00:30:22,134 I've got to go talk to Cameron. 570 00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:23,677 Cuddy wouldn't can her for one screw-up. 571 00:30:23,802 --> 00:30:25,804 And if she did, she wouldn't come to me. 572 00:30:25,929 --> 00:30:28,181 And if she did, she wouldn't open with, "How's your patient?" 573 00:30:28,306 --> 00:30:30,016 - And if she did... - Why would she lie? 574 00:30:30,142 --> 00:30:32,102 Timeless question. 575 00:30:32,227 --> 00:30:34,938 In this case, she conspired with your co-workers to teach me 576 00:30:35,063 --> 00:30:37,149 that some things are more important than cable. 577 00:30:37,274 --> 00:30:39,151 I'm going to have to teach them that they're wrong. 578 00:30:39,276 --> 00:30:42,362 Come on. South Pole really should be calling. 579 00:30:45,574 --> 00:30:49,077 LE Prep test was negative. It's not autoimmune. 580 00:30:49,536 --> 00:30:53,623 You're basing that on a test done with a paper clip. Just take the prednisone. 581 00:30:53,915 --> 00:30:57,169 Either find another diagnosis, or find another test. 582 00:30:57,294 --> 00:30:59,171 (SIGHS) There is one way. 583 00:30:59,546 --> 00:31:04,259 You can take this experimental drug called prednisone. 584 00:31:05,010 --> 00:31:06,261 If your kidneys start working... 585 00:31:06,386 --> 00:31:08,221 FOREMAN: There is another test. 586 00:31:10,223 --> 00:31:12,893 I think Foreman may have just broken up, there. 587 00:31:13,018 --> 00:31:15,896 What he actually said was, "There is no other test." 588 00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:17,272 FOREMAN: If you have an autoimmune disease, 589 00:31:17,397 --> 00:31:20,066 exposure to the cold should decrease your kidney pain. 590 00:31:20,192 --> 00:31:23,111 If I go outside, we'll have our answer? 591 00:31:23,862 --> 00:31:25,030 And you knew about this? 592 00:31:25,155 --> 00:31:27,741 I rejected it because if you're frozen solid, 593 00:31:27,866 --> 00:31:29,743 it's hard to get the needles into your arms. 594 00:31:29,868 --> 00:31:31,328 How long do I need to stay out? 595 00:31:31,453 --> 00:31:32,496 At least five minutes. 596 00:31:32,621 --> 00:31:35,290 Eight minutes outside would kill a healthy person. 597 00:31:35,415 --> 00:31:37,250 And healthy people don't suck on oxygen masks. 598 00:31:37,375 --> 00:31:38,668 Healthy people can pee. 599 00:31:38,793 --> 00:31:40,712 I'll go get Sean, have him come with me. 600 00:31:40,837 --> 00:31:43,131 Just take the prednisone. 601 00:31:43,256 --> 00:31:44,257 Once I come inside, 602 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,093 if it's autoimmune. 603 00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:53,058 Are you all right? 604 00:31:54,142 --> 00:31:56,394 (COLLAPSING) Oh, I'm sure she's just fine. 605 00:31:57,103 --> 00:31:58,522 Cate? 606 00:32:00,273 --> 00:32:02,943 Do you know if there's anyone down there who has a cell phone? 607 00:32:18,917 --> 00:32:21,336 FOREMAN: it took the station mechanic 20 minutes to respond. 608 00:32:22,045 --> 00:32:23,338 She'd already slipped into a coma. 609 00:32:23,463 --> 00:32:25,507 Started her on prednisone, but no improvement. 610 00:32:26,633 --> 00:32:28,218 Means it's not autoimmune. 611 00:32:29,177 --> 00:32:31,096 Good thing she's in a coma. 612 00:32:31,221 --> 00:32:33,765 - Or we'd have to listen to her gloat. - And where are we going? 613 00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:35,725 To find the useful members of my team. 614 00:32:35,850 --> 00:32:37,102 You're letting them off the hook? 615 00:32:37,227 --> 00:32:40,981 You happy? Because of you, I'm not gonna be able to watch Law & Order in Korean. 616 00:32:41,106 --> 00:32:42,148 Why am I here? 617 00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:44,859 Because I want to ask you about your girlfriend. 618 00:32:45,151 --> 00:32:47,487 I must know who she is, or you'd have told me her name. 619 00:32:47,612 --> 00:32:50,865 She doesn't have a name. It's some sort of birth defect. 620 00:32:50,991 --> 00:32:53,076 There's only about 12 people we both know. 621 00:32:53,201 --> 00:32:54,828 And I can't remember five of their names, 622 00:32:54,953 --> 00:32:58,081 so we're down to Cuddy, your ex-wives. 623 00:32:58,206 --> 00:32:59,749 Your mama. 624 00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:02,961 WILSON: You need to run a kidney function test. 625 00:33:03,086 --> 00:33:06,214 Yes. If only she wasn't in a coma, we could get her to run a test 626 00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:07,799 to find out why she's in a coma. 627 00:33:07,924 --> 00:33:10,260 The results would likely be paradoxical. 628 00:33:10,552 --> 00:33:13,263 It can't be Cuddy, because you're straight. it can't be... 629 00:33:13,388 --> 00:33:15,390 We could talk the mechanic through the test. 630 00:33:15,515 --> 00:33:17,017 Too complicated. 631 00:33:20,395 --> 00:33:22,022 Unless he's thirsty. 632 00:33:25,108 --> 00:33:26,151 Drink her urine? 633 00:33:26,276 --> 00:33:27,986 If it has a strong, concentrated taste, 634 00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:29,738 it means the problems are in her kidneys. 635 00:33:29,863 --> 00:33:31,698 Watery taste means it's her brain. 636 00:33:33,867 --> 00:33:36,703 - And then you can fix it? - Let's say, yeah. 637 00:33:38,371 --> 00:33:39,497 How do I get the urine out of her? 638 00:33:39,623 --> 00:33:40,957 Take a straight catheter and insert it... 639 00:33:41,082 --> 00:33:42,667 Those are your only questions? 640 00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:45,629 Not, "Is it safe?" 641 00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,964 Or, "ls there another way?" 642 00:33:48,089 --> 00:33:50,175 Or, "Are you out of your minds?" 643 00:33:50,800 --> 00:33:52,010 You wouldn't ask me if... 644 00:33:52,135 --> 00:33:53,637 Wait a second. 645 00:33:54,763 --> 00:33:56,014 You're in love with her. 646 00:33:56,973 --> 00:34:00,226 That explains why you're so eager to get her naked, then have a drink. 647 00:34:00,352 --> 00:34:02,437 Because most guys like to go the other way around. 648 00:34:02,562 --> 00:34:04,189 Why do you care how I feel about her? 649 00:34:05,899 --> 00:34:10,111 Because now I know that I can get you to do anything to save her. 650 00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:14,282 Tell him how to tap the keg. 651 00:34:18,244 --> 00:34:20,664 You got Cameron fired. 652 00:34:20,789 --> 00:34:22,290 Cuddy wasn't supposed to find out. 653 00:34:22,415 --> 00:34:24,084 No kidding! 654 00:34:24,209 --> 00:34:27,879 Get me cable. How tough can that be? You cost a woman her job. 655 00:34:28,505 --> 00:34:31,424 There's only one thing you can say to keep me from firing you. 656 00:34:31,549 --> 00:34:34,302 - Cameron wasn't fired. We... - Wrong. 657 00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:37,722 - You know? - We're still fired? 658 00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:40,558 That should be a hint as to what you're supposed to say. 659 00:34:40,684 --> 00:34:42,519 - We're sorry. - Wrong. 660 00:34:42,644 --> 00:34:43,978 I love you. 661 00:34:44,729 --> 00:34:45,814 Wrong. 662 00:34:46,439 --> 00:34:49,150 This is a game? First, we have to screw with our co-worker, 663 00:34:49,275 --> 00:34:51,319 now we have to try to figure out what you want us to say? 664 00:34:51,444 --> 00:34:53,154 This is insane. I'm not playing. 665 00:34:54,155 --> 00:34:55,240 Right. 666 00:34:56,491 --> 00:34:58,284 You should have said this two days ago. 667 00:34:59,577 --> 00:35:01,246 (EMPHASIZING) Do not play games with me. 668 00:35:01,371 --> 00:35:04,499 Number one, you are going to lose. You're just not ready. 669 00:35:04,624 --> 00:35:07,961 Number two, the game was to force you to stop playing games. 670 00:35:08,086 --> 00:35:10,672 I need you to stand up to me. Challenge me. 671 00:35:10,797 --> 00:35:13,133 I need you to stop worrying about getting fired. 672 00:35:13,466 --> 00:35:15,385 And go pay for my cable. 673 00:35:16,261 --> 00:35:17,137 No! 674 00:35:18,179 --> 00:35:19,764 I didn't mean on this. 675 00:35:20,807 --> 00:35:22,183 Seriously. I need cable. 676 00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:33,653 Milk, milk, lemonade. 677 00:35:37,115 --> 00:35:39,242 (GAGGING) It tastes kind of watery. 678 00:35:40,285 --> 00:35:41,578 That's bad news. 679 00:35:41,703 --> 00:35:43,705 Either increased intracranial pressure 680 00:35:43,830 --> 00:35:46,166 or something's wrong with her hypothalamus. 681 00:35:46,291 --> 00:35:47,751 How do you figure out which one it is? 682 00:35:47,876 --> 00:35:49,753 We don't do anything. 683 00:35:51,671 --> 00:35:53,673 You're gonna drill a hole in her skull. 684 00:35:55,216 --> 00:35:59,387 If she regains consciousness, it's increased intracranial pressure. 685 00:36:01,181 --> 00:36:02,223 And if it's the other thing? 686 00:36:02,348 --> 00:36:03,850 She'll die. 687 00:36:03,975 --> 00:36:05,852 But if it's the hypothalamus, she's dead, anyway. 688 00:36:07,353 --> 00:36:11,107 If the problem is the pressure in her brain, and I fix it, 689 00:36:11,232 --> 00:36:12,358 is she going to be all better? 690 00:36:12,650 --> 00:36:15,904 No, but it'll give us more time to figure out what's wrong. 691 00:36:17,113 --> 00:36:19,115 I have to get someone else. I can't do this. 692 00:36:21,493 --> 00:36:23,119 You love her. 693 00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:26,164 You'd do anything to save her. 694 00:36:26,289 --> 00:36:27,457 Not this. 695 00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:29,501 I can't do this. 696 00:36:29,626 --> 00:36:31,503 If she dies because of something that I did, then I... 697 00:36:31,628 --> 00:36:33,171 Listen. Listen. 698 00:36:33,296 --> 00:36:36,257 I am not going to let you hurt her. Okay? 699 00:36:37,175 --> 00:36:40,386 Now, please. This is her only chance. 700 00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,186 Okay- 701 00:36:56,194 --> 00:36:57,904 That was easy. 702 00:37:01,199 --> 00:37:03,535 SEAN: Okay. Her head is stabilized, 703 00:37:04,327 --> 00:37:06,663 and the drill bit is sterile. 704 00:37:06,788 --> 00:37:09,958 Place the drill bit against the upper left part of her forehead, 705 00:37:10,083 --> 00:37:11,209 about an inch above the temple. 706 00:37:14,128 --> 00:37:15,630 (WHIRRING) 707 00:37:29,310 --> 00:37:30,478 It's not going anywhere. 708 00:37:30,603 --> 00:37:32,230 Bone's harder than wood. Lean into it. 709 00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,440 The skull is only a quarter inch thick. 710 00:37:34,566 --> 00:37:37,402 Once you're midway through, drill in shorter bursts. 711 00:37:37,527 --> 00:37:39,445 If you come out the other side, you've gone too far. 712 00:37:43,366 --> 00:37:44,617 Okay. Now, what? Now, what? 713 00:37:45,118 --> 00:37:46,077 Let the fluid drain. 714 00:37:57,338 --> 00:37:58,840 (GROANING) 715 00:37:59,799 --> 00:38:01,050 She's waking up. She's waking up. 716 00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:12,437 (WEAKLY) Sean? 717 00:38:14,022 --> 00:38:15,732 What's going on? 718 00:38:18,985 --> 00:38:21,321 HOUSE: South Pole doc is out of her coma, 719 00:38:21,529 --> 00:38:23,448 and now we have a new symptom. 720 00:38:23,656 --> 00:38:26,284 Increased intracranial pressure. 721 00:38:26,743 --> 00:38:28,244 Why are we out here? 722 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:29,954 That's the patient room. 723 00:38:30,413 --> 00:38:34,042 ICP plus kidney problems plus lung collapse equals... 724 00:38:34,167 --> 00:38:36,377 The most likely suspect is a tumor throwing off clots. 725 00:38:36,502 --> 00:38:37,712 We ruled out cancer. 726 00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:39,088 But not clots. 727 00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:40,882 What causes blood clots? 728 00:38:41,007 --> 00:38:42,258 Bacterial endocarditis. 729 00:38:42,383 --> 00:38:43,468 Not without a fever. 730 00:38:43,593 --> 00:38:45,720 Deep vein thrombosis plus an existing PFO. 731 00:38:45,845 --> 00:38:48,806 PFO would have been discovered on her pre-South Pole physical exam. 732 00:38:48,932 --> 00:38:50,099 What if the clots aren't clots? 733 00:38:51,309 --> 00:38:54,437 Atherosclerosis. Fatty plaque builds up on the arterial walls. 734 00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:57,649 Pieces break off, block blood flow. Explains everything. 735 00:38:57,774 --> 00:39:01,736 She has zero risk factors. Forget fat. Think clots. 736 00:39:01,861 --> 00:39:02,946 No. 737 00:39:04,989 --> 00:39:07,408 - You're standing up to me? - Maybe. 738 00:39:07,533 --> 00:39:10,203 Just to clarify, you should do that when you're right. 739 00:39:10,328 --> 00:39:11,955 Sorry for the confusion. 740 00:39:12,080 --> 00:39:13,790 - How could a clot... - Could be a different kind of fat. 741 00:39:13,915 --> 00:39:15,500 Fat emboli. 742 00:39:16,376 --> 00:39:19,879 It's a perfect fit. Except it's completely impossible. 743 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:23,341 Fat emboli requires an un-repaired bone breakage. 744 00:39:23,466 --> 00:39:25,885 Between the x-ray and the exam, I've seen her entire... 745 00:39:34,560 --> 00:39:36,229 See, that's what I'm talking about. 746 00:39:39,273 --> 00:39:40,900 Take off her socks. 747 00:39:42,235 --> 00:39:43,486 I can... I can do it. 748 00:39:43,611 --> 00:39:44,862 No. I got it. 749 00:39:55,498 --> 00:39:57,125 Your toe is broken. 750 00:39:58,501 --> 00:40:00,003 Oh, my God. 751 00:40:00,378 --> 00:40:03,089 HOUSE: Bits of bone marrow have been leaking into your bloodstream. 752 00:40:03,214 --> 00:40:07,552 Those fat emboli have caused blockages in your kidney, lungs, and brain. 753 00:40:08,511 --> 00:40:09,387 It doesn't even hurt. 754 00:40:09,512 --> 00:40:11,347 Cold numbs everything. 755 00:40:11,472 --> 00:40:14,058 Does a particularly great job on the extremities. 756 00:40:14,183 --> 00:40:17,520 You'll need to close the break to stop the marrow from leaking. 757 00:40:17,645 --> 00:40:19,063 This one you will feel. 758 00:40:20,106 --> 00:40:21,649 Will you do it? 759 00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:25,194 He drilled a hole in your skull after drinking your pee. 760 00:40:25,319 --> 00:40:26,654 I think he's up for this. 761 00:40:26,779 --> 00:40:28,531 Grab the tip of her toe with your right hand. 762 00:40:28,656 --> 00:40:30,450 Hold the break with the other. 763 00:40:30,575 --> 00:40:32,035 On the count of three, pull hard. 764 00:40:33,661 --> 00:40:35,329 One, two, 765 00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:37,040 three. 766 00:40:37,165 --> 00:40:38,458 (SCREAMS) 767 00:40:46,299 --> 00:40:48,718 Splint your toe. You'll be fine. 768 00:40:53,890 --> 00:40:55,600 Thank you, House. 769 00:40:56,934 --> 00:41:00,354 Don't thank me. He's the one who saved your life. 770 00:41:27,924 --> 00:41:29,592 He likes her. 771 00:41:37,975 --> 00:41:41,604 A bottle of the Bordeaux and some sparkling water. 772 00:41:47,068 --> 00:41:50,822 Well, you didn't pick her up, which means she's coming from work, too, 773 00:41:50,947 --> 00:41:52,865 which means you're comfortable enough to meet her. 774 00:41:52,990 --> 00:41:55,118 Damn. I thought I lost you when lwalked backwards 775 00:41:55,243 --> 00:41:56,577 through my own footprints in the snow. 776 00:41:56,702 --> 00:41:59,747 I think I've got it narrowed down to three possibilities. 777 00:41:59,872 --> 00:42:01,833 Better leave. If you see her, it'll be cheating. 778 00:42:01,958 --> 00:42:03,251 It's not one of your ex-wives. 779 00:42:03,376 --> 00:42:04,502 Because they hate me. 780 00:42:04,627 --> 00:42:07,672 They don't. They should, but they don't. I called them. 781 00:42:07,797 --> 00:42:10,341 It's someone new, but someone I know. 782 00:42:10,466 --> 00:42:12,343 Did you ever consider being happy for me? 783 00:42:12,468 --> 00:42:13,719 Briefly. 784 00:42:13,845 --> 00:42:16,222 You ordering the wine before she got here... 785 00:42:17,473 --> 00:42:20,393 Girls are good, House, and you know it. 786 00:42:20,518 --> 00:42:23,146 You solved your case because you cared about that girl. 787 00:42:23,271 --> 00:42:26,440 You're demonstrating the illusion of manly confidence, 788 00:42:26,566 --> 00:42:28,484 which means you haven't closed the deal, yet. 789 00:42:28,609 --> 00:42:30,736 I closed the deal. I just like her. 790 00:42:30,862 --> 00:42:31,988 Still? 791 00:42:32,113 --> 00:42:34,532 You knew your patient hated having cold feet, 792 00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:38,202 because you did a physical exam, because you liked her. 793 00:42:38,578 --> 00:42:42,623 Your theory is I cared, therefore I let her keep her socks on. 794 00:42:42,748 --> 00:42:45,293 If that's what love is, then I don't wanna have anything to do with it. 795 00:42:45,418 --> 00:42:48,171 It starts with warm feet, but leads to other things. 796 00:42:48,296 --> 00:42:49,964 Your mom and I will explain when you're older. 797 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:53,217 If I'd made her take them off like I should have, I'd have seen the toe 798 00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:54,468 and solved the case days ago. 799 00:42:54,594 --> 00:42:56,053 But you don't care about her. 800 00:42:56,179 --> 00:43:00,266 Of course not. House doesn't care about anyone. 801 00:43:02,727 --> 00:43:04,353 Hi. 802 00:43:04,478 --> 00:43:05,688 Sorry I'm late. 803 00:43:07,607 --> 00:43:09,567 Cutthroat Bitch? 804 00:43:10,276 --> 00:43:14,363 I call her Amber. Was she on your list?