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- At a dinner party?
- He'd arrange one right at the table...
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I don't feel like
going on tonight.
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Too bad, 'cause that's what
makes the club feel like paying us.
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IAN: Titus, this was
all in the book.
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Titus would ply
his guests with wine,
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then bind their privates
with a chord.
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Hey!
Did you get a new guitar?
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A '64 teardrop reissue.
Not a mark on it.
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All right.
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Can I see it?
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Oh, it's nice.
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Hey! Hey! Hey!
Hey, cut it out, man! Hey!
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You stupid son of a...
You're gonna pay!
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It's a hunk of wood, bro.
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It should look
like a hunk of wood.
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We're not the philharmonic.
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See, look, man.
It's better already.
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(DOOR OPENING)
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Hey! It's 10:45.
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How about
taking that onstage?
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Now I feel
like going on.
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(SIGHS)
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(COUGHS)
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(GASPING)
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You're my child,
and so arethose quadruplets,
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and I'm not gonna
give any of you up.
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MAN: (ON TV)
Don't you dare talk to meas a mother.
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Sign on the door
says "closed for private event."
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You're alone.
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How much more
private can you get?
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Will you pass me a tissue?
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Who are you keeping?
You owed me a decision 10 days ago.
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Total amnesia.
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You're my whole life, you.
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And Luisa Maria can't decide
if she's gonna keep the quadruplets.
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MAN: (ON TV)
Then how can you...
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She keeps them.
I read it online.
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You happy now?
I ruined it for you.
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- I want two names by Friday.
- Fine.
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I'll arrange for a patient
with a mysterious illness
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to come in on Thursday.
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Yes.
You need more tests.
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It's only been two months.
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Who knows how they'll react
to freak weather patterns?
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They all did fine
in the wind tunnel.
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Two names by Friday or the pay overruns
come out of your salary.
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I can hurt you.
I know that now.
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And I move
your parking space to the E lot.
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MAN: (ON TV)
Don't ever leave me, Mom!
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Hey.
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Who's the sickest patient
you got?
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I've got a guy who'll be dead
in the next 10 minutes.
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Oh. You mean someone who might actually
survive a diagnosis.
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There's nothing here.
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Just the usual cracked heads,
gunshots, false alarms.
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Who would you pick to fill your
narrow little flats?
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So, you can fire them
off my recommendation?
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Nice try.
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Hey, who do I have to grope to get
some turndown service in here?
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Jimmy Quidd.
He's a punk rock singer.
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Punk rock star to you.
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Repeated trauma,
self-cutting, fever,
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arthralgia, hyper-inflated chest,
fatigue, anemia,
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blood in the stool
and urine.
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I've died and gone
to diagnostic heaven.
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His blood results show booze, cocaine,
amphetamines, opiates.
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The only mystery here
is how he made it to be 38.
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I'm 28.
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And he lies.
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And he's a pain in the ass.
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- Hey, come on.
- No.
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Wrap him up.
I'll take him to go.
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Dizzying array of symptoms,
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any of which could be caused by drugs,
trauma, being a loser.
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The guy's a walking pharmacy,
could be anything.
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Oh, forgot to mention.
Final case.
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Get it right,
you're hired.
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Runner-up will be decided strictly
on some definition of merit.
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- Endocarditis.
- Hemorrhagic lesions
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on the lungs and gut.
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Bronchiolitis obliterans,
he smoked his airways into oblivion.
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- Endocarditis.
- I already said that.
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I heard of it
before you mentioned it.
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Speed counts.
Find something else.
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Could be
bacterial meningitis.
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- You already picked.
- I'll take meningitis.
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Too late.
Go run your tests.
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No. He's sick
'cause he's a drug addict.
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No. He has every symptom
you'd expect from a drug addict.
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So, you think
it's all too perfect?
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Some other disease
is trying to throw us off its trail?
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If he had four out
of 20 possible symptoms,
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he'd be
a garden-variety druggie.
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Twenty out of 20,
there's an underlying disease.
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Run your tests.
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FOREMAN: No!
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He's weak, in withdrawal,
just spewed blood.
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They're gonna rip off
a piece of his lung,
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ram instruments
down his throat,
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and Rota-Rooter
his intestines.
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It'd be nice
if we didn't kill him
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trying to figure out
what's killing him.
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One diagnosis,
one test at a time.
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O2 sats are low,
hyper-inflated chest.
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I need a bronchoscopy to...
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- You just lost two points.
- What for?
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For thinking
it makes a difference who goes first.
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- Only one person can be right.
- What points?
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Can't have
an objective system
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of measurement
without numbers.
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You lose three
for not knowing that.
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From now on, only the person
holding this can treat or run tests.
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Wanted to give you the serpent staff
with the poison axe-head,
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but I left it in my car.
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Don't need you.
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It's one thing to hire based on a game.
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Don't need your lecture.
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It's insane to treat
based on a game.
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You're not
taking the long view.
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The one where
we stuff another patient in a body bag?
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No, if we're wrong,
that'll come pretty fast.
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The long view is the one where
we pick the best team,
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that way we can use all the bags
we save for grocery shopping.
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You're not buying
that argument, are you?
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No.
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In which case,
I'm back to my original position.
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Don't need you.
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What do you think
of Amber?
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I screwed up a diagnosis.
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You don't seem
that upset by it.
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I diagnosed a guy with adenocarcinoma
three months ago.
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Told him
he had six months.
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So, now you gotta tell him that he's way
behind on his Christmas shopping?
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He didn't get worse.
I rechecked everything.
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Biopsy was
a false positive.
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Harmless lesions
caused by talc inhalation.
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Medical clemency.
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Interesting.
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Why would
you use that word?
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Because I'm interested.
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When I'm interested,
I describe the things
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that make me interested
as interesting.
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Most people would say
good, possibly great.
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Why aren't you
able to just enjoy...
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Why aren't other people
able to just be interested?
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- Is he in there?
- Yeah.
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Why'd you go right
for the drug theories?
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If he had a history
of shoving cancer into his veins,
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I'd have guessed cancer.
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Okay. You're an idiot.
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Either that or you've decided
you can trust a smoking addict
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alone in a bathroom
with an oxygen tank.
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(EXPLOSION)
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(CLANGING)
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(GROANING)
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I got your
new test results back.
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Sorry I'm late.
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Who's your colleague?
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Dr. House.
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Yes, Dr. Wilson.
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I really don't
need the consult.
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I know the prognosis.
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Apparently not.
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Mr. McKenna,
I can't believe I'm able to say this,
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but you're cancer-free.
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The biopsy looked
like adenocarcinoma, but it wasn't.
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Harmless lesions
on your lungs. You're fine.
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I don't get it.
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- Cool.
- No, it's...
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I know this must
come as a shock,
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but I've
double-checked the labs.
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I just accepted
an offer on my house.
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I've had three
goodbye parties.
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I'm buying
plane tickets to Venice.
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You can still use those
if you're alive.
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I have to pay a $6,000 broker commission
on a house I'm not selling.
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Money I don't have.
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Thank you
for letting me know.
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(STUTTERING)
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I would have thought the living
would mean more than the expenses.
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It's not about
the money.
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I have 17 points?
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I started
you all out on 100.
190
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Then you blew up
part of the building.
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Where's Foreman?
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He 9911 paged.
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- By who? Is it about our...
- Me.
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I needed him right away,
somewhere else.
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We're hiding
from Foreman?
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Foreman accused me
of playing games with patient care.
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Who gets
the eyeball next?
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I haven't run my test yet.
it still might be a lung issue.
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00:10:32,946 --> 00:10:35,573
You can't run your test. The patient
had massive smoke inhalation.
200
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Do a bronchoscopy,
it'll set off a laryngospasm.
201
00:10:37,867 --> 00:10:39,118
I'll do
an open-lung biopsy instead.
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00:10:39,244 --> 00:10:41,120
You want an invasive surgery
because you screwed up?
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The patient
snuck a cigarette.
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The patient is an addict.
It's not his fault he's jonesing
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for whatever
he can get his hands on.
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00:10:47,168 --> 00:10:49,087
Not his fault
he's jonesing?
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00:10:49,212 --> 00:10:51,422
In what universe does
that make any sense?
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Get him
on a nicotine patch.
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00:10:53,675 --> 00:10:55,927
That'll keep up
with his joneses.
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Do your biopsy.
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00:11:05,270 --> 00:11:08,189
How's the new us's
final case going?
212
00:11:08,314 --> 00:11:12,110
It's a moving target. House keeps moving
it, so I can't find it.
213
00:11:12,860 --> 00:11:17,532
So, you decided to focus on solving
the problem in Darfur?
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00:11:18,283 --> 00:11:20,618
Taub is in there
prepping the patient for a biopsy.
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00:11:20,743 --> 00:11:23,496
Stay close to Taub,
I stay close to House.
216
00:11:23,871 --> 00:11:26,291
And stay close to the game.
217
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I'm trying to
stop the game.
218
00:11:28,251 --> 00:11:30,253
That's your role
in the game.
219
00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:32,588
Did you wander
over here to annoy me?
220
00:11:32,714 --> 00:11:34,590
You're not
wearing a lab coat.
221
00:11:34,716 --> 00:11:36,384
House doesn't
wear one, does he?
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00:11:36,509 --> 00:11:37,635
Damn!
223
00:11:37,760 --> 00:11:39,178
Now when I walk away,
it's gonna look like
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I have a reason other
than just annoyance.
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00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,225
(GRUNTING)
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He won't let us
finish prepping him for the biopsy.
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Try the other arm.
228
00:11:49,230 --> 00:11:52,483
The problem's not the arm,
it's the entire patient.
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Hi.
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He let you check his chest.
231
00:12:06,456 --> 00:12:09,125
He let you do anything
except check that arm.
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He wallpapered himself
with nicotine patches.
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Real rebellion has a point,
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it's not just
juvenile and purposeless.
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Maybe purposelessness
is my purpose.
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Mission accomplished.
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Amber, it's not
the patches.
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He's got blood clots
moving through his body.
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Means I was wrong.
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Oh!
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If the clot reaches his lungs
or his heart, it'll kill him.
242
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If the clot reaches his lungs
or his heart, it'll kill him.
243
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It's true!
244
00:12:50,792 --> 00:12:52,126
We all know it's true.
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You just
wasted our time.
246
00:12:53,336 --> 00:12:54,587
And what you're doing?
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I'm not competing.
248
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- Where's Taub?
- Foreman was following him.
249
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So, you paged Taub.
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Didn't see that
I had much choice.
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He has schistocytes
on his blood smear
252
00:13:04,305 --> 00:13:06,140
which means DIC's
causing the clotting.
253
00:13:06,265 --> 00:13:07,392
What's causing the DIC?
254
00:13:07,517 --> 00:13:09,394
- Drug impurities.
- You lost your round.
255
00:13:09,519 --> 00:13:11,437
New symptom, new round.
This has to be drug related.
256
00:13:11,562 --> 00:13:13,815
This is how doctors kill patients,
by seeing the stereotypes...
257
00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:16,192
Drug addicts use drugs
is a stereotype?
258
00:13:16,317 --> 00:13:18,194
Drugs are bad
is a stereotype?
259
00:13:18,319 --> 00:13:20,238
- Losers lose is...
- Malaria.
260
00:13:20,363 --> 00:13:21,781
He hasn't left
the country in years.
261
00:13:21,906 --> 00:13:23,449
THIRTEEN: Malaria's
relapsing-recurring.
262
00:13:23,574 --> 00:13:25,326
For all we know,
he could have been sick for years.
263
00:13:25,451 --> 00:13:28,746
It explains not just the DIC and
the bleeding, but the tiredness, fever,
264
00:13:28,871 --> 00:13:30,289
everything
we attributed to drugs.
265
00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:32,667
Oh, yeah. It's much more likely
that this ass punk rocker
266
00:13:32,792 --> 00:13:35,837
was exposed to
malaria than drugs?
267
00:13:35,962 --> 00:13:38,256
If you were always right,
then you wouldn't have just been wrong.
268
00:13:38,381 --> 00:13:40,550
Or let the patient
mainline nicotine.
269
00:13:40,675 --> 00:13:42,427
Or ravaged
my anatomical model,
270
00:13:42,552 --> 00:13:44,971
which Grandma House bought me
when I aced my MCATs.
271
00:13:45,096 --> 00:13:47,682
A pharmaceutical rep
left that here on Tuesday.
272
00:13:47,807 --> 00:13:49,183
Grandma does
some part-time work.
273
00:13:49,308 --> 00:13:51,394
The rep was
a 30-something babe.
274
00:13:51,561 --> 00:13:53,438
Thank you. I got her hips.
275
00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:55,106
Carry it with pride.
276
00:13:55,231 --> 00:13:58,818
Manipulative bitch,
you're wanted in the laser's circle.
277
00:14:04,157 --> 00:14:06,409
Why do you hate drug addicts?
278
00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,327
Your situation
is different.
279
00:14:08,453 --> 00:14:10,580
You're taking
a necessary prescription...
280
00:14:10,705 --> 00:14:13,708
I know. I'm fabulous.
And I'm not the patient.
281
00:14:13,833 --> 00:14:15,543
I'm not allowed to have
a problem with junkies?
282
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:18,337
You're allowed.
There's gotta be a reason.
283
00:14:19,505 --> 00:14:22,341
He's the patient. You don't know him.
Why do you hate him?
284
00:14:22,467 --> 00:14:23,759
He's throwing his life away.
285
00:14:24,135 --> 00:14:26,262
'Cause he's
setting his own terms,
286
00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:29,223
not living in fear
of every pop quiz?
287
00:14:29,348 --> 00:14:31,642
I thought we were
talking about him.
288
00:14:32,810 --> 00:14:35,188
We were never
talking about him.
289
00:14:36,606 --> 00:14:38,733
Why are you afraid to lose?
290
00:14:40,026 --> 00:14:42,361
Are you gonna fire me
because I like to win?
291
00:14:42,528 --> 00:14:44,614
Just wanna know
the reason.
292
00:14:46,491 --> 00:14:51,496
I watched this football game once,
and I noticed something odd.
293
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:54,248
The winning team
was the happy one.
294
00:14:55,583 --> 00:14:57,168
I did the math.
295
00:14:57,418 --> 00:14:58,961
Our patient's happy.
296
00:14:59,086 --> 00:14:59,962
He's an idiot.
297
00:15:00,213 --> 00:15:01,923
He's a happy idiot.
298
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:04,967
That screws
with your worldview.
299
00:15:05,301 --> 00:15:06,385
(INHALES HEAVILY)
300
00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:10,014
There's something freeing
about being a loser, isn't there?
301
00:15:10,139 --> 00:15:10,973
Why are you afraid to...
302
00:15:11,098 --> 00:15:14,727
Mommy didn't love me enough.
Daddy expected too much from me.
303
00:15:16,062 --> 00:15:17,438
Something.
304
00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:23,486
Let's assume that's true. I get how
that can make me a screwed up person.
305
00:15:23,611 --> 00:15:27,573
But how is my willingness
to do anything to get the right answer
306
00:15:27,698 --> 00:15:29,367
bad for my patients?
307
00:15:32,703 --> 00:15:37,166
Or put in terms you can understand,
how is it bad for you?
308
00:15:45,299 --> 00:15:46,509
THIRTEEN: I didn't ask you
to pick up the meds.
309
00:15:46,634 --> 00:15:47,718
I'm trying to be
a good colleague.
310
00:15:47,843 --> 00:15:49,136
You're trying
to boost your score
311
00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:50,429
by prescribing
drugs for House.
312
00:15:50,555 --> 00:15:51,847
Why else
would you have a second bag?
313
00:15:51,973 --> 00:15:53,307
Didn't say good
colleague to you.
314
00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:54,600
You realize
we still have a patient.
315
00:15:54,725 --> 00:15:55,935
Don't care
about the patient.
316
00:15:56,060 --> 00:15:57,937
You care about this job more
than you care about his life?
317
00:15:58,062 --> 00:15:59,814
I care about my wallpaper more
than I care about his life.
318
00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:01,148
Okay. You're
jerking me around.
319
00:16:01,274 --> 00:16:02,608
There's no reason
to be a doctor if you don't care.
320
00:16:02,733 --> 00:16:04,652
I care about life.
I just don't care about his.
321
00:16:04,777 --> 00:16:07,113
He doesn't care, why should I?
My time is better spent...
322
00:16:07,238 --> 00:16:09,156
Kissing up to your boss?
323
00:16:09,782 --> 00:16:12,326
Average doctor cuts off a patient
18 seconds into a history,
324
00:16:12,451 --> 00:16:14,453
because that's all
the time he's got.
325
00:16:14,579 --> 00:16:16,956
Meanwhile, six of us are administering
to a guy with a death wish.
326
00:16:17,081 --> 00:16:18,249
So, why do you
want the job?
327
00:16:18,374 --> 00:16:21,544
Not because I'm maximizing
my service to mankind.
328
00:16:22,128 --> 00:16:23,212
Good for you.
329
00:16:28,551 --> 00:16:30,011
Where is he?
330
00:16:31,220 --> 00:16:32,221
We're gonna spend
the next hour
331
00:16:32,346 --> 00:16:35,433
looking for a guy
who doesn't wanna be found.
332
00:16:35,558 --> 00:16:37,602
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
333
00:16:41,439 --> 00:16:45,359
Jimmy Quidd's
greatest stiff. 1989.
334
00:16:45,484 --> 00:16:48,362
A profit-seeking
entity released this?
335
00:16:48,487 --> 00:16:50,448
He put it out himself.
336
00:16:50,573 --> 00:16:52,325
He wanted people to
listen, but apparently
337
00:16:52,450 --> 00:16:55,161
didn't want people
to enjoy listening.
338
00:16:55,286 --> 00:16:56,912
- Now, why would someone...
- Truly a mystery.
339
00:16:57,038 --> 00:17:00,291
Why would anyone do something
just to aggravate people?
340
00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:07,298
Why would you have
a blank liability release form
341
00:17:07,423 --> 00:17:10,301
plus your checkbook
on top of your desk?
342
00:17:10,885 --> 00:17:13,971
Probably because
they were in the second drawer,
343
00:17:14,096 --> 00:17:15,723
in a manila envelope,
under a book,
344
00:17:15,848 --> 00:17:17,516
and you put them
on top of my desk.
345
00:17:17,642 --> 00:17:19,435
You usually keep
your checkbook at home.
346
00:17:19,560 --> 00:17:22,813
It's your go-to excuse
for why you can't lend me money.
347
00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:27,109
You're gonna pay
the guy the six grand, aren't you?
348
00:17:27,234 --> 00:17:30,655
There are other people
I write checks to. I do have cable.
349
00:17:30,780 --> 00:17:33,491
There's no negligence
without injury.
350
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:35,660
I handed the guy
a death sentence.
351
00:17:35,785 --> 00:17:37,495
He's not distressed
with the death sentence.
352
00:17:37,620 --> 00:17:39,455
He's distressed
with the life sentence.
353
00:17:39,705 --> 00:17:41,707
I gave him
three months of misery.
354
00:17:42,041 --> 00:17:44,710
You gave him three months
of being someone special.
355
00:17:44,835 --> 00:17:47,338
You're paying the guy
because he used to be boring,
356
00:17:47,463 --> 00:17:49,256
and without you,
he's gonna be boring again.
357
00:17:49,382 --> 00:17:50,758
(DOOR OPENING)
358
00:17:51,342 --> 00:17:52,343
Hi.
359
00:17:52,468 --> 00:17:54,845
Results of
the malaria tests already?
360
00:17:54,970 --> 00:17:56,263
Well, no.
361
00:17:56,389 --> 00:18:00,643
But we were wondering if you'd sent
the patient for any additional tests?
362
00:18:05,189 --> 00:18:06,941
You lost the patient.
363
00:18:08,776 --> 00:18:12,988
Taub, you check lost and found.
Thirteen, come with me.
364
00:18:15,533 --> 00:18:17,743
Why do you love
drug addicts?
365
00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:20,913
I won't pigeonhole the patient,
so that means I'm...
366
00:18:21,038 --> 00:18:23,708
Perfectly capable
of drawing my own conclusions.
367
00:18:23,833 --> 00:18:25,376
Are you capable of
answering a question?
368
00:18:25,501 --> 00:18:27,169
I think there's more
to him than the drugs.
369
00:18:27,294 --> 00:18:28,295
Admirable, why?
370
00:18:28,421 --> 00:18:30,005
I need a reason
for doing something admirable?
371
00:18:30,131 --> 00:18:31,215
There's always a reason.
372
00:18:31,340 --> 00:18:32,883
He's a patient.
You don't know him. Why do you like him?
373
00:18:33,008 --> 00:18:35,386
Alcoholic parent?
Druggie youth?
374
00:18:35,594 --> 00:18:37,471
There's no such thing
as a saint without a past.
375
00:18:37,596 --> 00:18:38,472
Or a sinner
without a future.
376
00:18:38,597 --> 00:18:41,767
What makes you so sure that drugs
are a mask for something else?
377
00:18:41,892 --> 00:18:44,603
Drugs are always
a mask for something else.
378
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:50,151
That's the dumbest thing
I've heard in my life.
379
00:19:02,037 --> 00:19:03,164
You really
want this job?
380
00:19:03,414 --> 00:19:05,458
Why, you think
you can talk me into leaving?
381
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:06,625
You're a person
who likes her privacy,
382
00:19:06,751 --> 00:19:08,502
working for a man
who needs to know everything.
383
00:19:08,627 --> 00:19:10,588
You're a person
who cares about her patients,
384
00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:13,507
working for a man
who cares about games.
385
00:19:14,008 --> 00:19:15,509
I hear him.
386
00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:17,970
(KIDS LAUGHING)
387
00:19:18,095 --> 00:19:22,349
Neither sleet, nor mail,
nor dread of night.
388
00:19:23,309 --> 00:19:24,727
Hold on.
389
00:19:26,103 --> 00:19:27,438
Malaria's not contagious.
390
00:19:27,563 --> 00:19:30,024
Children, I bid you
good night.
391
00:19:30,191 --> 00:19:31,317
(GRUNTING)
392
00:19:37,865 --> 00:19:40,659
Which one of you guys
sapped my powers?
393
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,498
Was it you?
Did you take my powers?
394
00:19:46,749 --> 00:19:48,250
Or maybe it was you.
395
00:19:48,375 --> 00:19:51,337
Well, no matter. See, I'm feeling
stronger already.
396
00:19:51,462 --> 00:19:53,214
(GROANS)
397
00:19:55,800 --> 00:19:59,303
It's okay. It's okay.
He's okay.
398
00:19:59,428 --> 00:20:01,055
Respiration's good.
Pulse is solid.
399
00:20:01,263 --> 00:20:03,307
We need a lot of
nurses in here!
400
00:20:04,642 --> 00:20:05,099
(PIANO PLAYING)
401
00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:07,228
(PIANO PLAYING)
402
00:20:14,401 --> 00:20:16,237
(CLEARING THROAT)
403
00:20:19,198 --> 00:20:24,161
Dr. Cuddy, the face
that launched a thousand long faces.
404
00:20:24,620 --> 00:20:26,789
Get control
of your patient.
405
00:20:27,206 --> 00:20:28,916
Strap him to the bed
if you have to.
406
00:20:29,041 --> 00:20:30,584
I wanna keep all four.
407
00:20:30,751 --> 00:20:32,169
You can have two.
408
00:20:32,336 --> 00:20:34,338
You don't get
negotiation, do you?
409
00:20:34,839 --> 00:20:38,133
I say four, you say three.
We finally settle on three-and-a-half,
410
00:20:38,676 --> 00:20:39,927
which would be
good news for Taub.
411
00:20:40,052 --> 00:20:42,388
You don't want four.
You don't want three.
412
00:20:42,513 --> 00:20:46,267
But if I say three,
you get to keep playing your game.
413
00:20:47,226 --> 00:20:49,061
Who would you pick?
414
00:20:49,186 --> 00:20:50,855
Are you asking my opinion?
415
00:20:51,313 --> 00:20:54,400
If you have any absolute truths,
that would be even better.
416
00:20:54,525 --> 00:20:56,318
You never want my advice.
417
00:20:56,443 --> 00:20:59,655
You spend your life
trying to avoid my advice.
418
00:20:59,780 --> 00:21:01,657
You're
a bureaucratic nightmare,
419
00:21:01,782 --> 00:21:03,075
you're a chronic
pain in the ass,
420
00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:05,244
and you're
a second-rate doctor at best.
421
00:21:05,536 --> 00:21:07,121
Am I blushing?
422
00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:10,541
But you do know this stuff.
423
00:21:15,796 --> 00:21:17,840
Can we get this over with?
424
00:21:18,966 --> 00:21:20,467
Taub and Kutner.
425
00:21:21,302 --> 00:21:24,680
Taub will stand up to you. You won't
like him, but you'll respect him.
426
00:21:24,805 --> 00:21:28,183
Kutner shares
your philosophy of medicine.
427
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,144
God knows I don't
need two of you,
428
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,855
but he will
actually help you.
429
00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:36,275
It's not malaria,
the blood work is negative.
430
00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,652
But we did find the reason for the DIC.
Bad blood fragments.
431
00:21:38,777 --> 00:21:40,070
So if we can figure
out how they got there...
432
00:21:40,195 --> 00:21:41,280
(DOOR OPENING)
433
00:21:42,489 --> 00:21:44,116
(DOOR CLOSING)
434
00:21:45,576 --> 00:21:46,952
KUTNER:
Blood exposure during sex?
435
00:21:47,077 --> 00:21:48,537
THIRTEEN: Haemolysis
from the malaria meds?
436
00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:51,498
Stop guessing,
you'll spoil the surprise.
437
00:21:51,624 --> 00:21:53,042
If you're looking
to get information out of the guy,
438
00:21:53,167 --> 00:21:55,753
he's not exactly
the bare-your-soul type.
439
00:21:57,796 --> 00:22:02,009
Hey, I was wondering if you guys know
The Girl from Ipanema?
440
00:22:02,801 --> 00:22:05,888
- What are you doing?
- Nothing. What are you doing?
441
00:22:11,101 --> 00:22:12,311
That's mine, man.
442
00:22:12,436 --> 00:22:14,855
You're gonna be
denying that in a second.
443
00:22:19,151 --> 00:22:22,529
Next time make sure you bring enough
for the whole class.
444
00:22:22,655 --> 00:22:24,990
He's been sharing
needles with this guy.
445
00:22:25,115 --> 00:22:27,326
Means he injected this guy's blood,
his own blood attacked it,
446
00:22:27,451 --> 00:22:30,079
chewed it up,
those were the fragments we found.
447
00:22:30,204 --> 00:22:31,205
So, DIC was nothing?
448
00:22:31,330 --> 00:22:32,581
We're back to bloody vomit,
449
00:22:32,706 --> 00:22:36,377
and his two dozen other drug
or non-drug symptoms.
450
00:22:38,754 --> 00:22:40,047
Re-check everything.
451
00:22:40,172 --> 00:22:43,050
Throw these guys out
and strap the patient down.
452
00:22:43,175 --> 00:22:44,218
House!
453
00:22:44,343 --> 00:22:46,303
(GASPING)
454
00:22:46,428 --> 00:22:48,973
(MONITOR BEEPING)
455
00:22:49,098 --> 00:22:51,183
KUTNER: Respiratory failure.
456
00:22:52,142 --> 00:22:54,186
Good news for you,
Thirteen.
457
00:22:55,479 --> 00:22:58,107
'Cause that is
definitely not drugs.
458
00:23:01,986 --> 00:23:04,071
HOUSE: The blood clots
were drug related.
459
00:23:04,196 --> 00:23:08,158
Coughing up blood and the respiratory
arrests are still on the table.
460
00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:09,243
Inhalants?
461
00:23:09,368 --> 00:23:11,245
If I wanted or needed
your drug diagnosis,
462
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:12,955
I would have told
Foreman where we are.
463
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,873
He knows
where we are.
464
00:23:17,543 --> 00:23:18,711
'Cause he followed you!
465
00:23:18,919 --> 00:23:20,504
- I followed Taub.
- I followed her.
466
00:23:20,629 --> 00:23:22,840
He had a bleeding problem.
That could cause respiratory arrest.
467
00:23:22,965 --> 00:23:25,843
Again, if I wanted to forgive
his Drano drinking ways,
468
00:23:26,385 --> 00:23:27,886
I wouldn't ignore
what you just said.
469
00:23:28,012 --> 00:23:28,846
TAUB: Could be an infection.
470
00:23:28,971 --> 00:23:31,974
- No, lumbar puncture's clear.
- What lumbar puncture?
471
00:23:32,099 --> 00:23:33,475
You didn't authorize
that test.
472
00:23:33,600 --> 00:23:35,644
True, and yet here
I am with the results.
473
00:23:35,769 --> 00:23:37,438
Thirteen thought it was
bacterial meningitis.
474
00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:39,148
And I had the eyeball.
475
00:23:39,273 --> 00:23:40,482
It was a harmless test.
476
00:23:40,607 --> 00:23:42,651
Patient's welfare still counts
for something, doesn't it?
477
00:23:42,776 --> 00:23:43,944
Yep. Minus 50.
478
00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:47,281
KUTNER: Chronic pulmonary embolisms
would explain the breathing problem
479
00:23:47,406 --> 00:23:49,950
and the blood
coming from his lungs.
480
00:23:52,953 --> 00:23:54,872
- I'll run an ultrasound...
- You're not running any tests.
481
00:23:54,997 --> 00:23:57,124
He knows it's not PEs,
the guy's d-dimer's normal.
482
00:23:57,332 --> 00:23:58,167
That doesn't
always rule out...
483
00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:00,461
You go in to run one test,
run eight more like she did,
484
00:24:00,586 --> 00:24:04,173
find out which one's right,
then comes back with a brilliant guess.
485
00:24:04,381 --> 00:24:05,924
- Is this true?
- No.
486
00:24:06,050 --> 00:24:09,261
That's too bad, 'cause that would have
earned you 40 points for cleverness.
487
00:24:09,386 --> 00:24:11,680
Points go to Amber.
Foreman, you run the test.
488
00:24:11,847 --> 00:24:14,558
Sure, anything I can do
to help your game.
489
00:24:17,603 --> 00:24:19,605
- He's not gonna run the tests.
- No. I don't think so.
490
00:24:24,151 --> 00:24:26,153
So, what's wrong with me?
491
00:24:26,779 --> 00:24:29,031
You mean,
besides your music?
492
00:24:29,656 --> 00:24:31,950
Oh, sure. Just because I don't play
your kind of music,
493
00:24:32,076 --> 00:24:33,702
it's not music, right?
494
00:24:33,827 --> 00:24:36,622
Yeah, I resent you
'cause you're not Perry Como.
495
00:24:38,957 --> 00:24:43,587
Look I don't play
for an audience, okay?
496
00:24:44,004 --> 00:24:46,882
Well, then, that stage
you stand on is an odd choice.
497
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:49,676
I just... I do it for me, okay?
I don't do it for you.
498
00:24:50,219 --> 00:24:51,762
There are three choices
in this life.
499
00:24:51,887 --> 00:24:53,847
Be good, get good
or give up.
500
00:24:53,972 --> 00:24:56,809
You've gone
for column D. Why?
501
00:25:00,521 --> 00:25:03,816
Simple answer is if you don't try,
you can't fail.
502
00:25:07,152 --> 00:25:09,321
Are you really that simple?
503
00:25:09,696 --> 00:25:13,826
Look, yeah, some people,
they like my music.
504
00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:15,744
Most people can't stand it.
505
00:25:18,413 --> 00:25:20,707
But they just sort of
just shrug and ignore me.
506
00:25:20,833 --> 00:25:24,795
But a few, they feel
like they have to tell me
507
00:25:27,297 --> 00:25:30,467
what I'm screwing up,
you know, what I'm wasting.
508
00:25:33,720 --> 00:25:35,305
Why do they care?
509
00:25:37,891 --> 00:25:41,186
You have some peculiar masses
near your heart.
510
00:25:41,311 --> 00:25:42,646
Peculiar, how?
511
00:25:42,771 --> 00:25:45,732
Well, unlike your music, they elicit
some emotional response.
512
00:25:45,858 --> 00:25:47,025
(CHUCKLING)
513
00:25:48,735 --> 00:25:49,987
That's odd.
514
00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:52,614
You care
if I appreciate your music,
515
00:25:52,739 --> 00:25:55,200
but you don't care
if you live or die.
516
00:25:57,786 --> 00:26:00,205
Maybe the answer
is that simple.
517
00:26:02,332 --> 00:26:06,086
I can't apologize
enough, to you, to your family.
518
00:26:07,504 --> 00:26:11,091
There may not be any technical
liability here but...
519
00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:17,055
You're ripping it up
because you think
520
00:26:17,181 --> 00:26:19,850
it would be wrong
to take money from me?
521
00:26:20,642 --> 00:26:24,146
I think it would be wrong
to take so little money from you.
522
00:26:25,063 --> 00:26:26,607
You're out $6,000...
523
00:26:26,732 --> 00:26:28,108
You ruined my life.
524
00:26:28,233 --> 00:26:29,985
I ruined three months.
525
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:34,114
For the first time in my life,
I was living in the present,
526
00:26:34,239 --> 00:26:35,324
'cause that's all there was.
527
00:26:36,867 --> 00:26:41,830
You're suing me, not for the wrong
diagnosis, but for the right one?
528
00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:46,835
Have you spoken to a lawyer?
529
00:26:46,960 --> 00:26:50,047
You gave me happiness,
530
00:26:52,341 --> 00:26:54,343
and then you took it away.
531
00:27:00,224 --> 00:27:01,642
Definitely no emboli.
532
00:27:01,767 --> 00:27:02,684
It's pretty fuzzy.
533
00:27:02,809 --> 00:27:05,354
Hey, for point and shoot,
I thought I did okay.
534
00:27:05,479 --> 00:27:06,688
TAUB: It's fuzzy
'cause he was still shaking,
535
00:27:06,813 --> 00:27:09,358
'cause he was coming down
from the heroin.
536
00:27:09,483 --> 00:27:10,525
Where is everybody else?
537
00:27:10,651 --> 00:27:12,527
Clinic's been quarantined.
538
00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:15,155
Patient came in with
avian flu-like symptoms,
539
00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:17,366
and 50 extra dollars
in spending money.
540
00:27:17,491 --> 00:27:19,159
Can you do this echo again?
541
00:27:19,284 --> 00:27:22,079
Okay, minus five
for ingratitude.
542
00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:23,580
No "Thank you, Dr. House."
543
00:27:23,705 --> 00:27:25,207
No "Here's a bottle of Codeine
544
00:27:25,332 --> 00:27:26,750
"for your troubles,
Dr. House." Oh, no.
545
00:27:26,875 --> 00:27:28,418
I was asking
if you could do it again
546
00:27:28,543 --> 00:27:30,921
after giving him
a sedative to keep him still.
547
00:27:31,046 --> 00:27:33,465
I could. We'd definitely
get the answer,
548
00:27:33,590 --> 00:27:35,717
but since the opiates would decrease
his respiratory drive,
549
00:27:35,842 --> 00:27:37,928
and he already
can barely breathe,
550
00:27:38,053 --> 00:27:40,222
minus 10 for asking me
to kill the patient.
551
00:27:40,347 --> 00:27:42,557
TAUB: What if it's
a congenital defect,
552
00:27:42,683 --> 00:27:44,559
an anomalous
vessel on his heart?
553
00:27:44,685 --> 00:27:46,937
You know that the heart
does the blood stuff, right?
554
00:27:47,062 --> 00:27:48,772
And the lungs
do the breathing?
555
00:27:48,897 --> 00:27:51,650
If the vessel wrapped
around his trachea.
556
00:27:56,571 --> 00:27:57,572
What do you want me to do?
557
00:27:57,698 --> 00:27:58,740
BIKE
558
00:27:58,865 --> 00:28:01,827
So you can get a clear picture
of that vessel.
559
00:28:02,369 --> 00:28:05,080
What? Wait, what?
What? Why?
560
00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:08,583
You said the picture sucked
because the patient was shaking.
561
00:28:08,709 --> 00:28:09,793
MRA will be worse.
562
00:28:09,918 --> 00:28:11,837
We have to
get a picture.
563
00:28:14,548 --> 00:28:16,466
You were doing better
before you had a good idea.
564
00:28:16,591 --> 00:28:19,428
How can we see it
if we don't take a picture?
565
00:28:20,887 --> 00:28:22,723
You can see me, right?
566
00:28:23,223 --> 00:28:26,143
We wanna look at his heart
with our eyes.
567
00:28:27,144 --> 00:28:30,397
So, I kill the patient
on my operating table,
568
00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:32,190
you get to keep
testing your team,
569
00:28:32,316 --> 00:28:34,484
and I take the heat
from Cuddy.
570
00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:36,361
If it goes that way, yeah,
that'd be excellent.
571
00:28:36,486 --> 00:28:38,196
TAUB: His respiratory status
is through the floor.
572
00:28:38,322 --> 00:28:40,490
If there's a vessel
and we don't remove it fast,
573
00:28:40,615 --> 00:28:42,826
best case,
he's on a ventilator for life.
574
00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:44,953
Granted,
it'll be a short one.
575
00:28:45,495 --> 00:28:47,748
Who do you think
I should hire?
576
00:28:48,290 --> 00:28:50,876
You want me to tell you
in front of him?
577
00:28:51,001 --> 00:28:53,795
Well, it'd be rude
to ask him to leave now.
578
00:28:54,212 --> 00:28:57,549
If you don't do the surgery,
the patient will die.
579
00:28:57,883 --> 00:28:59,426
You'll have had
nothing to do with it,
580
00:28:59,551 --> 00:29:01,511
and everyone will know
that you had nothing to do with it.
581
00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:03,347
And everyone will know
that it's because
582
00:29:03,472 --> 00:29:05,307
you were pissed off
at House for firing you.
583
00:29:05,432 --> 00:29:07,100
You know that's not
why I'm saying no.
584
00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:10,062
Yeah, but that's how
it's gonna play out.
585
00:29:10,896 --> 00:29:13,648
Keep him and Amber.
You'll get stuff done.
586
00:29:15,025 --> 00:29:17,069
Prep him for surgery.
587
00:29:20,906 --> 00:29:23,033
CHASE: This isn't
an anomalous vessel.
588
00:29:23,700 --> 00:29:26,244
Look at these lymph nodes.
Way too big.
589
00:29:26,703 --> 00:29:28,997
They're the masses you saw.
590
00:29:29,206 --> 00:29:30,874
70 over 40. He's crashing.
591
00:29:30,999 --> 00:29:32,167
Two units of PRBCs.
592
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,836
Starting dopamine.
We're losing him!
593
00:29:35,670 --> 00:29:37,756
So, how's your
game going?
594
00:29:38,882 --> 00:29:41,009
It's not whether
you win or lose.
595
00:29:46,306 --> 00:29:49,518
Respiratory failure
and large lymph nodes.
596
00:29:50,394 --> 00:29:52,896
Whatever this is, he's not gonna be
breathing much longer.
597
00:29:53,021 --> 00:29:54,606
Does Foreman being here
means the game's over?
598
00:29:54,731 --> 00:29:56,650
It means the patient's life
is almost over.
599
00:29:56,775 --> 00:29:58,985
You can call it
what you want.
600
00:30:01,196 --> 00:30:03,323
We're done, people.
Come on!
601
00:30:03,698 --> 00:30:05,992
I need ideas. I don't care
who they come from.
602
00:30:06,118 --> 00:30:07,619
Of course you do.
This is still a game.
603
00:30:07,744 --> 00:30:10,622
You're still gonna reward whoever gets
the right idea, punish whoever's wrong.
604
00:30:10,747 --> 00:30:13,417
Hire who you want.
Get this over with.
605
00:30:17,462 --> 00:30:19,089
Thirteen, Kutner.
606
00:30:21,425 --> 00:30:23,385
I'm sorry. Go home.
607
00:30:25,846 --> 00:30:27,973
- Why?
- it doesn't matter.
608
00:30:28,098 --> 00:30:28,932
He just told me
that I gotta...
609
00:30:29,057 --> 00:30:30,350
Lungs are stiff,
could be ARDS.
610
00:30:30,684 --> 00:30:31,852
You fluid overloaded him.
611
00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:34,187
Anyone's lungs would leak
after that surgery.
612
00:30:34,438 --> 00:30:35,856
- Goodbye.
- Anaphylactic shock.
613
00:30:35,981 --> 00:30:37,107
No sign of bronchospasm.
614
00:30:37,232 --> 00:30:38,233
What if the lymph nodes
are caused by
615
00:30:38,358 --> 00:30:39,985
chronic stimulation
of his immune system?
616
00:30:40,110 --> 00:30:41,153
Impurities in his drugs
could've...
617
00:30:41,278 --> 00:30:42,821
Street drugs are laced
with all kinds of things.
618
00:30:42,946 --> 00:30:45,365
An immune overreaction
would explain everything.
619
00:30:45,490 --> 00:30:47,159
Drug diagnosis.
620
00:30:47,451 --> 00:30:49,494
That's what
you're going with?
621
00:30:56,543 --> 00:30:59,629
That firing thing,
it was all a dream.
622
00:31:01,673 --> 00:31:03,717
Go find where he gets his drugs
and what's in them.
623
00:31:03,842 --> 00:31:07,220
And put him on dimercaprol
for heavy metal poisoning.
624
00:31:11,808 --> 00:31:13,393
Competition works.
625
00:31:20,025 --> 00:31:23,195
AMBER: So, you're not
gonna tell me who sells you drugs?
626
00:31:25,989 --> 00:31:27,532
What does it matter?
627
00:31:27,657 --> 00:31:29,618
You're dying.
Does that matter?
628
00:31:31,369 --> 00:31:32,829
Not really.
629
00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,503
I'm not an adult.
630
00:31:42,172 --> 00:31:43,882
Never wanted to be.
631
00:31:46,551 --> 00:31:48,261
So, if the choice
632
00:31:49,763 --> 00:31:52,432
is running out
the clock with a walker,
633
00:31:54,392 --> 00:31:56,061
and a bedpan...
634
00:32:04,194 --> 00:32:06,279
You don't regret anything?
635
00:32:07,614 --> 00:32:09,616
Well, there was
a lot of drugs,
636
00:32:12,536 --> 00:32:15,705
a lot of drinking,
a lot of fights.
637
00:32:24,464 --> 00:32:26,466
I regret everything else.
638
00:32:31,137 --> 00:32:33,640
You hate me, don't you?
639
00:32:36,476 --> 00:32:37,644
Yeah.
640
00:32:40,063 --> 00:32:41,439
I don't care.
641
00:32:46,820 --> 00:32:48,488
What's it like?
642
00:32:52,784 --> 00:32:54,995
It means
you have no regrets.
643
00:32:56,997 --> 00:32:58,331
(GASPING)
644
00:33:05,797 --> 00:33:08,258
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
645
00:33:12,846 --> 00:33:15,223
Kind of
sticks in your head, doesn't it?
646
00:33:15,348 --> 00:33:16,975
This guy's amazing.
647
00:33:17,517 --> 00:33:19,519
There's not one
redeeming note.
648
00:33:19,644 --> 00:33:21,646
What sort of a lawyer
tells his client
649
00:33:21,771 --> 00:33:24,024
he's got a case because
he's going to live?
650
00:33:24,274 --> 00:33:26,318
I've heard
that not all lawyers
651
00:33:26,443 --> 00:33:28,361
are as ethical as
the ones we see on TV.
652
00:33:28,528 --> 00:33:30,488
I don't think this guy
even has a law degree.
653
00:33:30,614 --> 00:33:32,324
Well, the guys on TV
don't, either.
654
00:33:32,449 --> 00:33:34,784
I think he has
a medical degree.
655
00:33:46,588 --> 00:33:49,215
It directly affects
my bottom line.
656
00:33:49,341 --> 00:33:50,300
If you have less
money to lend...
657
00:33:50,425 --> 00:33:52,761
I'm trying to take
responsibility.
658
00:33:52,969 --> 00:33:55,055
And I'm trying to teach you
that everyone is out for theirs.
659
00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:56,556
You might as well
keep yours.
660
00:33:56,681 --> 00:33:58,308
And lend it to you?
661
00:33:58,516 --> 00:34:00,810
You have to
control everything.
662
00:34:00,935 --> 00:34:03,480
How come you're going around asking
everyone who you should fire?
663
00:34:03,605 --> 00:34:05,523
I'm asking for input!
664
00:34:05,649 --> 00:34:07,442
I thought you would have
admired the humility.
665
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:09,778
You like games because
you can control them.
666
00:34:09,986 --> 00:34:11,112
God, I'm gonna put
the record back on.
667
00:34:11,237 --> 00:34:13,990
You like what's interesting,
never mind if it's real or good.
668
00:34:14,115 --> 00:34:16,284
You wanna know
why you offered that guy six grand?
669
00:34:16,409 --> 00:34:18,536
Life just happens,
and that scares the hell out of you.
670
00:34:18,662 --> 00:34:20,330
You think you can cure pain.
671
00:34:20,455 --> 00:34:21,581
You think
you can avoid pain.
672
00:34:21,706 --> 00:34:23,541
You think you're responsible
for every failure,
673
00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:27,003
every patient's boring life,
every friend's screwed-up...
674
00:34:27,212 --> 00:34:29,673
You don't wanna
face it any more than my patient does.
675
00:34:29,923 --> 00:34:32,384
Dying's easy.
Living's hard.
676
00:34:35,679 --> 00:34:38,807
That can't possibly be
as poignant as it sounded.
677
00:34:39,432 --> 00:34:40,892
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
678
00:34:42,894 --> 00:34:44,229
Still can't find
the drug source,
679
00:34:44,354 --> 00:34:45,480
but I don't think
that's the problem.
680
00:34:45,605 --> 00:34:47,107
The dimercaprol
isn't working,
681
00:34:47,232 --> 00:34:50,485
and Quidd volunteers
at a home for abandoned kids.
682
00:34:50,610 --> 00:34:51,569
Why are you
telling me this?
683
00:34:51,695 --> 00:34:53,029
Because his
bass player told me.
684
00:34:53,154 --> 00:34:54,364
Is it medically relevant?
685
00:34:54,489 --> 00:34:55,490
I don't know.
686
00:34:55,615 --> 00:34:59,285
Well, then, why are you...
Stop playing games and do your job.
687
00:35:06,543 --> 00:35:07,460
No.
688
00:35:14,342 --> 00:35:18,012
This time I'm firing
Taub and Amber.
689
00:35:20,765 --> 00:35:22,392
This is a joke, right?
690
00:35:22,517 --> 00:35:24,769
It's only a joke if you come up
with the answer.
691
00:35:24,978 --> 00:35:27,480
It's not really funny
if you don't.
692
00:35:29,441 --> 00:35:31,985
Thirteen and Kutner,
you're fired, too.
693
00:35:33,611 --> 00:35:35,238
- Foreman?
- He's a druggie.
694
00:35:35,363 --> 00:35:37,615
I was never sure
there was a disease in the first place.
695
00:35:37,741 --> 00:35:40,618
So, all we know
is that he's dying.
696
00:35:41,411 --> 00:35:43,621
Who wants to
tell the patient?
697
00:35:44,789 --> 00:35:47,500
Fine, I'll get some kid
to go talk to him.
698
00:35:47,625 --> 00:35:50,628
It's the only people
he gets along with anyway.
699
00:35:51,171 --> 00:35:52,797
Are we still fired?
700
00:35:57,135 --> 00:35:58,636
He works
with abandoned kids.
701
00:35:58,762 --> 00:36:00,764
Is it medically relevant?
702
00:36:01,264 --> 00:36:02,515
I think so.
703
00:36:03,767 --> 00:36:04,809
(DOOR OPENING)
704
00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:07,520
I need a brain biopsy.
705
00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:09,481
For the patient.
706
00:36:09,606 --> 00:36:10,982
(EXCLAIMS)
707
00:36:11,524 --> 00:36:12,734
You two switch.
708
00:36:12,859 --> 00:36:14,778
You wanna drill into
the skull of a patient
709
00:36:14,903 --> 00:36:17,989
who almost died
on the operating table yesterday?
710
00:36:22,035 --> 00:36:22,869
Why are they here?
711
00:36:23,453 --> 00:36:26,915
Because I wouldn't have gotten
the answer without each of them.
712
00:36:27,040 --> 00:36:28,958
You could have just told me.
713
00:36:29,083 --> 00:36:30,502
I want you to feel guilty.
714
00:36:30,627 --> 00:36:32,462
She thinks
the patient's a loser.
715
00:36:32,587 --> 00:36:34,297
She thinks
the patient's a winner,
716
00:36:34,422 --> 00:36:37,133
just a regular guy
with a regular problem.
717
00:36:37,258 --> 00:36:39,719
He thinks he's gonna be great
once he's all grown up,
718
00:36:39,844 --> 00:36:43,181
and he thinks...
What did you think?
719
00:36:43,306 --> 00:36:44,766
- Autoimmune.
- Right.
720
00:36:44,891 --> 00:36:46,810
Less interesting
but just as important.
721
00:36:46,935 --> 00:36:49,687
- We can't all be right.
- You're all wrong.
722
00:36:49,813 --> 00:36:52,232
My mom always said that two wrongs
don't make a right.
723
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,901
She never said anything
about four wrongs.
724
00:36:55,026 --> 00:36:56,986
I always
found that suspicious.
725
00:36:57,111 --> 00:36:59,405
Plain old measles,
constant exposure from
726
00:36:59,531 --> 00:37:01,407
hanging out with
Oliver Twist and his lot.
727
00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:03,493
I assume
he's been vaccinated.
728
00:37:03,618 --> 00:37:06,538
Patient's immune system
was shredded with years of drugs.
729
00:37:06,663 --> 00:37:08,706
Early markers
of rash and fever
730
00:37:08,832 --> 00:37:10,291
would have been lost
on a druggie.
731
00:37:10,500 --> 00:37:11,543
His immune system
overreacted,
732
00:37:11,668 --> 00:37:14,170
which is why
his body went haywire.
733
00:37:14,838 --> 00:37:16,506
That's clever.
734
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:21,636
You're not doing a biopsy
without neurological symptoms.
735
00:37:21,803 --> 00:37:24,347
If I'm right,
the virus is in his brain.
736
00:37:24,472 --> 00:37:26,683
Wrong course of treatment
could be his last course.
737
00:37:26,808 --> 00:37:29,018
I need a neurological...
738
00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:30,395
He kept swallowing.
739
00:37:30,562 --> 00:37:32,897
Could be neurological,
could be a complex partial seizure.
740
00:37:33,022 --> 00:37:34,816
What did it look like?
741
00:37:37,569 --> 00:37:40,989
Good God, woman,
how much more proof do you need?
742
00:37:41,865 --> 00:37:45,368
If you can induce a seizure,
you can have your biopsy.
743
00:37:46,870 --> 00:37:48,288
Hoes, hum!
744
00:37:50,248 --> 00:37:51,541
KUTNER: We're gonna use
flashing lights.
745
00:37:51,666 --> 00:37:54,669
Noxious stimulation,
it'll irritate your brain.
746
00:37:54,794 --> 00:37:55,962
If there's damage
to your neurons,
747
00:37:56,087 --> 00:37:58,590
it'll trigger a seizure.
That way we can...
748
00:37:58,715 --> 00:38:01,217
I got something
much more noxious.
749
00:38:03,761 --> 00:38:08,850
It's not as commonly used, but sound
can be just as big an irritant.
750
00:38:10,685 --> 00:38:12,562
(ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)
751
00:38:16,149 --> 00:38:18,943
Now remind me
of your influences here!
752
00:38:19,068 --> 00:38:22,155
'Cause I'm gonna
say Thelonious Monk
753
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:25,992
and the sound a trash compactor
makes when you crawl inside it.
754
00:38:28,661 --> 00:38:31,414
I don't do it for you.
I do it for me.
755
00:38:40,298 --> 00:38:42,675
What do you think?
Is he seizing or dancing?
756
00:38:42,800 --> 00:38:44,135
Seizing.
757
00:38:44,260 --> 00:38:46,220
Play him the B side,
it's even worse.
758
00:38:46,346 --> 00:38:48,431
Schedule an OR
for the biopsy.
759
00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:50,725
See you in the lecture hall.
760
00:38:54,562 --> 00:38:56,230
(DOOR OPENING)
761
00:38:59,359 --> 00:39:00,985
(DOOR CLOSING)
762
00:39:13,706 --> 00:39:16,292
(SOFT MUSIC PLAYING)
763
00:39:18,586 --> 00:39:22,548
A little mood music,
build the suspense.
764
00:39:23,007 --> 00:39:24,384
Sounds more icky .
765
00:39:26,177 --> 00:39:29,555
You seriously have no idea
when to shut up, do you?
766
00:39:31,516 --> 00:39:33,393
HOUSE: Amber, please stand.
767
00:39:35,436 --> 00:39:38,147
You didn't call me bitch.
Is that bad?
768
00:39:40,775 --> 00:39:44,195
You played the game
better than anybody else here,
769
00:39:45,738 --> 00:39:47,323
but for the wrong reasons.
770
00:39:47,448 --> 00:39:49,492
Reasons don't matter.
Results are the only thing...
771
00:39:49,617 --> 00:39:50,952
You were wrong.
772
00:39:55,957 --> 00:39:59,585
Twenty years ago, this was recorded
by Jim Moskowitz,
773
00:40:00,336 --> 00:40:02,672
who later became
known as Jimmy Quidd.
774
00:40:05,008 --> 00:40:09,637
Loves kids, apparently has a heart,
perhaps even a soul.
775
00:40:12,598 --> 00:40:14,600
If you're gonna work for me,
776
00:40:14,726 --> 00:40:18,563
you have to be
willing to be wrong, willing to lose.
777
00:40:20,148 --> 00:40:21,858
Because you just did.
778
00:40:22,483 --> 00:40:23,860
You're fired.
779
00:40:33,411 --> 00:40:35,538
Thirteen, please stand.
780
00:40:40,793 --> 00:40:41,919
You're fired.
781
00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:48,426
You just said
I was right about...
782
00:40:48,551 --> 00:40:50,303
He was a drug addict.
783
00:40:54,807 --> 00:40:56,976
Four applicants,
two spots.
784
00:40:58,352 --> 00:41:00,605
If I had three,
I'd keep you.
785
00:41:06,360 --> 00:41:07,862
Game over.
786
00:41:12,533 --> 00:41:14,202
(DOOR OPENING)
787
00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:18,498
(DOOR CLOSING)
788
00:41:30,051 --> 00:41:31,719
You're gonna
have to grow old after all.
789
00:41:31,844 --> 00:41:35,431
You've got measles. We're blasting you
with corticosteroids.
790
00:41:38,184 --> 00:41:39,811
What's wrong with you?
791
00:41:39,936 --> 00:41:41,437
I got fired.
792
00:41:44,899 --> 00:41:47,193
Well, what are
you doing here?
793
00:41:48,152 --> 00:41:49,779
Trying not to care.
794
00:41:51,447 --> 00:41:52,490
Yeah?
795
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:55,743
That's not easy.
796
00:42:01,666 --> 00:42:02,500
(DOOR OPENING)
797
00:42:03,501 --> 00:42:05,503
What the hell did you do?
798
00:42:05,920 --> 00:42:08,089
You told me to hire
Kutner and Taub.
799
00:42:08,214 --> 00:42:09,465
Because I knew
you wouldn't.
800
00:42:09,590 --> 00:42:10,424
Oops.
801
00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:12,301
I can't let you
hire two men.
802
00:42:12,426 --> 00:42:13,511
Now, that is sexist.
803
00:42:13,636 --> 00:42:14,929
You've already got Foreman.
804
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,013
Is he a dude?
805
00:42:16,305 --> 00:42:17,932
Hire a woman, too.
806
00:42:18,057 --> 00:42:19,225
Hire two women?
807
00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:22,645
You can have the one that
gives a crap about people.
808
00:42:24,272 --> 00:42:26,399
- They both do.
- Right.
809
00:42:27,441 --> 00:42:28,818
Hire Thirteen.
810
00:42:37,410 --> 00:42:39,620
This was your plan
all along.
811
00:42:46,294 --> 00:42:48,546
Well, at least
the games are over.
812
00:42:49,922 --> 00:42:51,465
How long have you known me?