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The Chinese Water Torture Cell
was invented in 1911 by Harry Houdini.
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Nothing like
new material.
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He was lowered
head-first into the water.
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His ankles were locked
and bolted to the top of the tank.
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I'm going to need
a volunteer.
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Ooh! Ooh!
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The guy dislocating
his shoulder, right there.
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Could you tell the guy
next to you to come up?
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(ALL LAUGHING)
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Come on, get up there, man.
Get up there, man! Come on!
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(ALL APPLAUDING)
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Come on!
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- Hi, have we met before?
- No.
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See, if you'd said, "Yes,"
you could've gone back to your seat.
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Now, can you vouch for this audience
that this is a glass tank full of water?
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- Yeah.
- No, you can't.
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You haven't done
anything yet. Come on.
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Knock on the glass.
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Solid glass.
Knock on it.
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It's real water, too.
llana, splash the guy.
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- Does that feel wet to you?
- Yeah.
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And you think that proves it's water?
I think we have met.
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Do you know the public washroom behind
the truck stop east of Omaha?
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- No.
- See, if you'd said, "Yes,"
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that would have
been so funny.
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Hold out your
arms for me.
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- You've done this before, right?
- No.
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Again, two choices
and you went for the unfunny one.
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Now, remember. There's only one thing
you've got to be able to do.
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Drag a screaming, crying shackled man
out of a tank of water.
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Up!
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Hey, you can
swim, right?
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Tell me you can swim!
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Yeah.
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Two answers, man.
Two answers!
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Is that part
of the act?
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I'm new.
I think so.
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Maybe not.
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Get up here!
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Aw.
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Five eager doctors,
and no sick people.
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Let us try and fill
our spare time with a new challenge.
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The winner gets immunity...
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I've a sick guy.
I saw this magician last night...
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The girl's fine.
He didn't really cut her in half.
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His heart stopped while he was hanging
upside down in a water tank.
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A drowning man's heart stopped?
That is a mystery.
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Along with immunity,
the winner gets to nominate two...
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He lost consciousness
almost as soon as he hit the water.
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You have to leave work at 6:00 p.m.,
but you make time for man dates?
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What's the challenge?
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Are we not allowed
to be friends?
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I'm just hurt. When I asked you
to come see Mamma Mia...
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No history of heart disease,
no angina, no...
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He's lyifl9-
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About his history?
ER confirmed...
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About everything. He's a magician.
That's what they do.
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He screwed up the trick, started
drowning and he got a cardiac arrest.
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You were talking
about a challenge?
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The winner nominates
two of your competitors.
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I will fire
one of them.
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Even if he
was drowning,
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it would have taken longer to set off
a cardiac incident
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without some
underlying problem...
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Fine. Go run your tests.
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If you're wrong,
you're fired.
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If I'm right,
do I stay?
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If I say no, are you going
to let your patient die?
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What's the challenge?
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We can all applaud the doctor who's
willing to break all the rules.
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But the real hero
is the unsung doctor,
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toiling in anonymity, because he broke
the rules without getting caught.
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I need to know
you have these skills.
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I need you
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to bring me
the thong of Lisa Cuddy.
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Not kidding.
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Thong, Cuddy, go.
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It's how
I got hired.
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You're actually
considering this?
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If you want to stand on principle,
I really respect you for that.
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It's childish, unprofessional
and inappropriate.
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The job is
not worth it.
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We should all beg off, tell him
we failed, no winners, no losers.
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Fine.
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You're going to do it,
aren't you?
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Of course I'm going to do it.
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No valvular regurgitation,
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no wall motion abnormalities,
no other structural defects.
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If you didn't sound so despondent,
I'd say that was good news.
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It is for you,
not for him.
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Notice any heaviness in your legs
the last couple days?
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Why isn't it good
news for you?
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Because if there's nothing wrong
with you, he gets fired.
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- Seriously?
- Somewhat seriously. Your legs?
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Haven't noticed anything
out of the ordinary.
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- Shortness of breath?
- Would it help if I puked?
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Pick a card.
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- Any tightness in your chest or arms?
- Pick a card.
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You don't seem
too worried.
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Would you please
pick a card?
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Our boss thinks your cardiac arrest
was just a result
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of you accidentally drowning.
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Your boss is an idiot.
Put it back. Shuffle them up.
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So, then,
why aren't you worried?
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Either I'm dying
or I'm not.
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I mean, I don't want
the ride to be over,
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but unless worrying is some new form
of treatment...
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- Your card.
- No.
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I'm going to prep you
for a transesophageal echo.
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You sure you
shuffled these?
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And I'm going to
need to sedate you.
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Might wanna check
your wallet first.
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Would you check your wallet?
It's part of the trick.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That's my card.
How did you do that?
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Do it again?
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- Thought you weren't playing.
- I'm not.
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She'll fire you
if she catches you.
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I don't think she can fire me
for not trying to steal her panties.
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You trying to
will them off?
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If I had a plan,
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the first part would be
not telling you what the plan was.
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You haven't touched
that coffee.
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Yes, I have.
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She can't keep her panties on
if they're wet. We work together.
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One wins,
protects the other.
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Or, I win by myself, and then you try
desperately to convince me to spare you.
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Dr. Cuddy!
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(TAUB AND AMBER EXCLAIM)
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Dr. Taub,
are you okay?
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I just tripped.
I'm so sorry.
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I have some extra time.
Do you need any help in the clinic?
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Okay-
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We found no apparent cause for the
arrest. TTE and TEE revealed no...
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Send the patient home.
You can give him a lift.
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We checked for clots,
we checked for...
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You're reporting to me because
you're scared to report to House,
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because you found nothing,
because this isn't a case.
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And you thought
I'd save your ass.
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Yeah.
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I thought he was sick.
What was I supposed to do?
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What about his lungs? Decreased oxygen
saturation leads to heart failure.
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- ER didn't find anything.
- ER wasn't looking.
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Too busy trying
to keep him alive. Get an MRI.
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WOMAN: Clinic.
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Yes, can you ask Dr. Cuddy to come
to the nurses' station? Stat.
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Right away.
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(FIRE ALARM RINGING)
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I asked you
to get Dr. Cuddy.
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Dr. Taub said
she'd be right out.
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A fungus in my lungs? How would I even
get something like that?
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Well, right now it's just a theory.
We don't even know if...
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God, I knew I shouldn't
have done those mushrooms in college.
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I'm sure there's
no connection.
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It was a joke.
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You really lose your sense of humor
when your job's on the line.
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Sorry. Most dying people
don't really like to...
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Not that you're dying.
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But a little sick
would be perfect?
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Yeah.
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(SCREAMING)
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My stomach!
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Stabbing or throbbing?
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Grey Turner's sign.
He's got internal bleeding.
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I'll call surgery.
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The surgeons have transfused
three units AB positive,
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but they're still
looking for the source of the bleed.
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No trauma. Could be liver disease,
vitamin K deficiency.
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Only thing we know
for sure it's not, nothing.
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And we would've noticed
something chronic like liver disease.
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It's probably an
intestinal infarct.
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No, I got it!
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(TAUB CLEARS THROAT)
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Eau de Cuddy.
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No way.
How did you get them?
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Only one way.
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These are not
Cuddy's panties.
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You don't
think that I...
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No.
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Also, she's wearing
a red bra today.
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Like I'm the only
one who noticed.
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Means that
the downstairs will match.
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Do your research, people.
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An intestinal infarct could be linked
to the cardiac arrest.
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Hike up your skirt.
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That's rude,
even for you.
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Hike it down then. You're wearing a
black bra. Let's see the underwear.
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No!
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You two cut a deal.
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If you're not cheating,
you're not trying hard enough.
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So, you're not
wearing any underwear?
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There's a guy bleeding...
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Foreman, she's not wearing any
underwear. You used to be more fun.
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She's not wearing
any underwear, big deal.
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When she stops wearing clothes, then we
can drop the medical stuff.
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Let me see the MRI film.
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We didn't get
any images.
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He started screaming
as soon as I turned it on.
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Define soon.
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I didn't even get
a chance to sit down.
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You guys ever wonder
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how he was going
to get out of that water tank?
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You, come.
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Lacerations in his digestive tract
and his spleen is shredded.
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Ladies and gentlemen,
I have nothing in my hands,
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nothing up my sleeve.
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I do have something
in my pants,
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but it's not going to help
with this particular trick.
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Watch closely.
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- How you been?
- Fine, 'til now.
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Ta-da!
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Now, you disappear.
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Look familiar?
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The MRl's magnet ripped this through
your intestine into your spleen.
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Forgot about that,
on account of almost dying.
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Where's Dr. Kutner?
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He's no longer
on your case.
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'Cause there's nothing
wrong with you.
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I didn't screw
up that trick.
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Everything that's happened
can be explained
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by you being forgetful
and incompetent.
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You screwed up,
you passed out...
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Know my favorite time to lie?
When my life hangs in the balance.
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Your life doesn't
hang in the balance.
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You know your life
doesn't hang in the balance.
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Your reputation
might hang...
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You ever do
magic as a kid?
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You seem like the type.
Lonely, obsessive...
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I outgrew it. You?
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Pick a card?
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Too much trouble.
Can I just pick my nose?
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I am not a hack.
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I tell you how it's done,
will you go home?
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Guess you're going to
make it magically appear in my wallet...
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You are a hack.
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I don't screw up.
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Nosebleed that major
means he's actually sick.
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Means the cardiac arrest
was a symptom.
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Stop gloating.
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I'm not gloating.
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Then what's that smirk?
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No smirk,
it's just how I look.
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What about
the underwear challenge?
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I declare it
officially on hold.
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Not really fair,
but I get it.
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It's Cuddy's.
247
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,059
Pull down your pants.
248
00:14:32,185 --> 00:14:33,269
You think I'm lying?
249
00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:37,523
No, I want to give you a reward.
Yes, I think you're lying.
250
00:14:37,899 --> 00:14:40,359
Cardiac arrest
plus nosebleed. Go.
251
00:14:40,485 --> 00:14:43,946
Patient has no significant family
history, no angina, no prior attacks.
252
00:14:44,071 --> 00:14:45,448
What if isn't
his heart?
253
00:14:45,573 --> 00:14:46,949
What if it's
the vessels around his heart?
254
00:14:47,074 --> 00:14:50,620
Polyarteritis nodosa causes cardiac
symptoms and hypertension,
255
00:14:50,745 --> 00:14:51,579
which makes
his nose bleed.
256
00:14:51,787 --> 00:14:54,999
You know what else makes your nose bleed
and your heart race? Cocaine.
257
00:14:55,124 --> 00:14:57,126
Guy works in
a B-list nightclub in Atlantic City.
258
00:14:57,251 --> 00:15:00,129
He's got to be taking
regular rolls in the snow.
259
00:15:00,254 --> 00:15:02,840
You, take the gloater
to the patient's drug den.
260
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:05,885
Make sure you pat down
his pockets before you leave.
261
00:15:06,010 --> 00:15:08,638
You and Big Love, biopsy a blood vessel
from around the heart.
262
00:15:08,763 --> 00:15:10,973
Test for
polyarteritis nodosa.
263
00:15:11,557 --> 00:15:14,060
You, in my office.
264
00:15:20,358 --> 00:15:21,859
Those aren't
my panties.
265
00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:23,277
I know.
266
00:15:24,237 --> 00:15:25,780
Hypothetical.
267
00:15:25,905 --> 00:15:29,158
A young woman does something
clumsy in public,
268
00:15:30,034 --> 00:15:34,497
and instead of laughing it off, she gets
irrationally upset. Explain.
269
00:15:35,456 --> 00:15:38,042
Maybe she's clumsy
'cause she's nervous
270
00:15:38,167 --> 00:15:41,212
'cause she forgot
to do her spelling homework.
271
00:15:41,337 --> 00:15:43,923
Well,
in my hypothetical, she's eight.
272
00:15:44,048 --> 00:15:48,344
This girl's not insecure.
Seems more like she's afraid.
273
00:15:49,178 --> 00:15:51,389
Do you have a point, or did you
just get a new book of riddles?
274
00:15:51,514 --> 00:15:53,349
I think you're hiding
a medical condition.
275
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,850
I'm not.
276
00:15:54,976 --> 00:15:56,435
I'm glad we
had this talk.
277
00:15:56,769 --> 00:15:59,438
Doctors often try to ignore
their symptoms,
278
00:16:00,314 --> 00:16:02,483
because they
think they can't get sick.
279
00:16:02,608 --> 00:16:05,653
If you've got something going on,
I need you to take care of it.
280
00:16:05,778 --> 00:16:08,281
And I take your
compassion entirely at face value.
281
00:16:08,406 --> 00:16:10,950
It's not compassion. It's self-interest.
I want my team healthy.
282
00:16:11,075 --> 00:16:12,952
It's not
self-interest. It's curiosity.
283
00:16:13,411 --> 00:16:14,912
I dropped a file, House.
284
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:19,542
I start bleeding from the eyes, I'll be
sure to make an appointment.
285
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:21,586
Okay-
286
00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,592
- Well, found some pot.
- Bag it.
287
00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,427
I'm not sure it really
fits the symptoms.
288
00:16:29,552 --> 00:16:33,222
Of course not, but it'd be irresponsible
to leave it here.
289
00:16:35,224 --> 00:16:36,934
- You have a quarter?
- No.
290
00:16:37,059 --> 00:16:38,603
How did Cole get
those panties off Cuddy?
291
00:16:38,853 --> 00:16:41,897
They were never on her.
No way those are hers.
292
00:16:42,690 --> 00:16:43,691
Aha.
293
00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:45,443
Tularemia.
294
00:16:45,568 --> 00:16:46,902
No, he'd have
to have rabbits.
295
00:16:47,194 --> 00:16:50,740
True, maybe a tick
jumped from a rabbit
296
00:16:50,865 --> 00:16:54,577
and landed on one of these white,
fluffy alligators.
297
00:16:54,702 --> 00:16:56,662
Then it jumps
onto our patient,
298
00:16:56,787 --> 00:17:01,167
transfers the bacteria, causes
pericarditis, explains everything.
299
00:17:07,673 --> 00:17:09,592
What are you giving me?
300
00:17:09,717 --> 00:17:10,843
How'd you
do the trick?
301
00:17:12,094 --> 00:17:16,182
If I explain, it becomes mundane.
You lose the actual magic.
302
00:17:16,349 --> 00:17:18,309
What do you mean,
"The actual magic"?
303
00:17:18,434 --> 00:17:20,645
You think you're actually
sawing women in half?
304
00:17:20,770 --> 00:17:22,188
You going to
tell me what's wrong with me or not?
305
00:17:22,313 --> 00:17:26,317
Magic is cool.
Actual magic is oxymoronic.
306
00:17:27,401 --> 00:17:28,569
Might not even be oxy.
307
00:17:28,861 --> 00:17:32,031
You're not going
to tell me unless I tell you?
308
00:17:33,407 --> 00:17:34,909
You got a nurse
to plant the card.
309
00:17:35,034 --> 00:17:36,535
I can't get a nurse
to help me pee.
310
00:17:36,661 --> 00:17:38,287
You got a buddy
to plant the card.
311
00:17:38,412 --> 00:17:40,748
The fun is
in not knowing.
312
00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:50,341
The fun is in knowing.
313
00:17:53,511 --> 00:17:55,680
My head.
Oh, I've got a headache.
314
00:17:56,472 --> 00:17:57,431
How bad?
Is it new?
315
00:17:57,556 --> 00:17:58,683
It's not too bad.
316
00:17:58,808 --> 00:18:02,395
I'll just take one
of these Vicodin.
317
00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,324
You eat a lot of beets,
you have an electric toothbrush
318
00:18:15,449 --> 00:18:17,743
and you sleep less
than six hours a night.
319
00:18:17,868 --> 00:18:19,161
That's impressive.
320
00:18:19,286 --> 00:18:23,040
The red betamine from the beets stains
the plaque deposits on your teeth,
321
00:18:23,165 --> 00:18:25,501
which are then swirled
by your spinning toothbrush.
322
00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:28,170
Your heavy lids and
your prematurely aging skin
323
00:18:28,295 --> 00:18:30,297
tell me that you're
carrying a major sleep debt.
324
00:18:30,506 --> 00:18:32,133
That was way cooler
before you explained it.
325
00:18:32,258 --> 00:18:34,218
It was meaningless
until I explained it.
326
00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:38,389
People come to my show
because they want a sense of wonder.
327
00:18:39,140 --> 00:18:43,477
They want to experience
something that they can't explain.
328
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:46,313
If the wonder's gone
when the truth is known,
329
00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,733
there never
was any wonder.
330
00:18:49,400 --> 00:18:53,154
You have tularemia from your rabbits.
I put you on antibiotics.
331
00:18:53,279 --> 00:18:55,948
You'll be better
in a couple of days.
332
00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,451
Sorry to spoil
the mystery.
333
00:18:59,493 --> 00:19:00,870
Thank you.
334
00:19:03,998 --> 00:19:05,583
(INDISTINCT)
335
00:19:13,549 --> 00:19:15,134
I'll get it.
336
00:19:17,470 --> 00:19:20,389
Oh, my God!
337
00:19:21,307 --> 00:19:23,350
- You're not wearing underwear.
- Of course, I'm...
338
00:19:23,476 --> 00:19:25,352
A skirt that tight,
you got no secrets.
339
00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:28,439
A skirt that tight
I can tell if you got an IUD.
340
00:19:28,564 --> 00:19:29,732
Have you seen
Dr. Cole?
341
00:19:29,857 --> 00:19:30,858
No...
342
00:19:31,108 --> 00:19:32,735
- You're blushing.
- I am not.
343
00:19:32,860 --> 00:19:34,403
Look at me.
344
00:19:34,862 --> 00:19:37,907
Oh, my God!
345
00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:45,206
How'd you do it?
346
00:19:46,332 --> 00:19:48,000
So I'm safe?
347
00:19:48,125 --> 00:19:51,545
In this job, yeah. Your crotch,
on the other hand...
348
00:19:51,670 --> 00:19:53,672
How'd you do it?
349
00:19:53,798 --> 00:19:55,132
Prayer, mostly.
350
00:19:58,803 --> 00:20:01,972
Just tell me.
Does Cuddy have her groove back?
351
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:05,768
It'd be rude
of me to discuss.
352
00:20:06,310 --> 00:20:08,521
You handed over
her panties.
353
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:11,106
I don't think gallantry's really
an option at this point.
354
00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:13,359
If I tell you,
then where is the magic?
355
00:20:13,484 --> 00:20:16,362
He passed out. Ultrasound revealed
bleeding around his heart.
356
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:17,863
We drained 100 cc
before it stopped.
357
00:20:18,113 --> 00:20:19,281
The antibiotics
aren't working.
358
00:20:19,406 --> 00:20:21,742
It's obviously not tularemia
or any other infection.
359
00:20:21,909 --> 00:20:23,661
Excuse me,
we were talking.
360
00:20:23,786 --> 00:20:25,830
Bleeding around
the heart could mean botched biopsy.
361
00:20:25,955 --> 00:20:26,914
When Cole
was looking for...
362
00:20:27,039 --> 00:20:28,249
Why would you
accuse the man
363
00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:30,376
who decides your fate
of screwing up?
364
00:20:33,504 --> 00:20:35,589
Those really
were her panties?
365
00:20:35,714 --> 00:20:38,759
Cole has traveled
through the forest of crustaceans
366
00:20:38,884 --> 00:20:40,553
and brought
us a treasure.
367
00:20:40,678 --> 00:20:42,471
He has earned
his reward.
368
00:20:42,596 --> 00:20:44,098
If I could just
get the immunity, I would...
369
00:20:44,223 --> 00:20:46,350
No, Sophie.
You can't.
370
00:20:46,475 --> 00:20:48,894
Use whatever
criteria you want.
371
00:20:50,354 --> 00:20:51,438
Could be
a clotting issue.
372
00:20:51,730 --> 00:20:53,691
If he developed DIC after the surgery,
373
00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:55,484
even a normal biopsy
bleeds out of control.
374
00:20:55,609 --> 00:20:59,071
So, cardiac arrest and DIC.
What's the common denominator?
375
00:20:59,363 --> 00:21:01,156
- Could be cancer.
- We've been looking at his chest
376
00:21:01,282 --> 00:21:02,449
since he got here.
It's clean.
377
00:21:02,575 --> 00:21:03,784
So the main mass
is somewhere else.
378
00:21:03,909 --> 00:21:08,455
Throws off a clot, blocks an artery
in his heart, causes the arrest.
379
00:21:09,373 --> 00:21:12,334
Good. Go find out
where he's hiding his cancer.
380
00:21:15,296 --> 00:21:19,508
If you swallowed any more metal
now would be a good time to tell us.
381
00:21:24,305 --> 00:21:26,265
My hands feel
kind of numb.
382
00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:28,559
You lost
a lot of blood.
383
00:21:30,728 --> 00:21:32,605
I'm going to die.
384
00:21:32,730 --> 00:21:34,732
Everybody gets scared
in the hospital.
385
00:21:34,899 --> 00:21:36,066
You're sick,
you feel awful...
386
00:21:36,191 --> 00:21:37,735
No.
387
00:21:38,819 --> 00:21:40,779
This time tomorrow,
388
00:21:42,573 --> 00:21:44,450
I'll be dead.
389
00:21:59,131 --> 00:22:01,550
So, who's going
on the block?
390
00:22:02,468 --> 00:22:04,219
He thinks he's dying.
391
00:22:04,345 --> 00:22:05,512
He's probably right.
392
00:22:06,889 --> 00:22:08,349
Tomorrow.
393
00:22:09,475 --> 00:22:11,435
You decide to put me up,
I totally get it.
394
00:22:11,560 --> 00:22:12,519
Nothing personal.
395
00:22:12,645 --> 00:22:13,979
I haven't
decided anything.
396
00:22:14,104 --> 00:22:15,147
But you
don't like me.
397
00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:16,565
I like you.
398
00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:20,611
There's some
fluid in the lungs.
399
00:22:20,986 --> 00:22:22,529
No masses.
400
00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:26,283
I'm manipulative.
I play the game.
401
00:22:26,575 --> 00:22:28,118
I can be a bitch.
402
00:22:28,243 --> 00:22:29,536
There's a dark spot.
403
00:22:30,788 --> 00:22:32,873
Damage from where
the key ripped through.
404
00:22:32,998 --> 00:22:35,501
You're probably expecting me
to bash the others.
405
00:22:35,626 --> 00:22:40,798
Give examples of how they screwed up.
You know I can. I'm a good doctor.
406
00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:45,469
As good as anybody around here.
Probably better.
407
00:22:45,761 --> 00:22:48,764
And you know that's
the only thing that matters.
408
00:22:58,232 --> 00:22:59,608
What's that?
409
00:23:03,904 --> 00:23:07,032
It's not a tumor, it's another bleed.
This one's in his kidney.
410
00:23:07,324 --> 00:23:10,411
And his thigh. He's bleeding
all over the place.
411
00:23:11,370 --> 00:23:13,330
His timetable
may be right on.
412
00:23:18,210 --> 00:23:21,547
It was creepy.
The patient predicted his own death.
413
00:23:21,672 --> 00:23:24,633
Would have been more impressive if he
predicted that he wasn't going to die.
414
00:23:24,800 --> 00:23:27,219
- Of course, that takes longer to prove.
- Could be a symptom.
415
00:23:27,344 --> 00:23:28,470
Sense of impending doom.
416
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:32,766
Yeah, could be adrenal gland disorders,
blood issues, anaphylaxis...
417
00:23:32,975 --> 00:23:34,685
If you're going to
kiss his ass to protect your ass,
418
00:23:34,810 --> 00:23:36,729
at least wait until
he's had a good idea.
419
00:23:36,854 --> 00:23:38,480
It's a symptom
of him being a charlatan.
420
00:23:38,605 --> 00:23:40,441
He's a second-rate magician
with a mysterious illness.
421
00:23:40,566 --> 00:23:41,859
Why wouldn't
he predict his own death?
422
00:23:41,984 --> 00:23:44,236
If he's wrong, we all forget it.
If he's right, he goes out a legend.
423
00:23:44,361 --> 00:23:46,030
KUTNER: He got scared right
after a transfusion.
424
00:23:46,155 --> 00:23:48,949
Tainted blood has been known
to cause a sense of impending doom.
425
00:23:49,074 --> 00:23:50,034
It could also
explain the DIC.
426
00:23:50,159 --> 00:23:53,996
I predict all
your pagers go off right now.
427
00:23:57,207 --> 00:23:58,167
But if it
had happened...
428
00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:01,587
Anyone bother looking at his panel?
His immunoglobulin levels are low.
429
00:24:01,754 --> 00:24:03,005
That doesn't tell
us anything specific...
430
00:24:03,130 --> 00:24:06,759
Are you acting stupid because
you know you're safe? Clever.
431
00:24:06,884 --> 00:24:10,220
Low immunoglobulin plus failing heart,
plus fluid in the lungs,
432
00:24:10,345 --> 00:24:12,556
plus internal bleeding
equals amyloidosis.
433
00:24:12,890 --> 00:24:14,808
He's bleeding way
too much for amyloidosis.
434
00:24:14,933 --> 00:24:17,269
Say anything about
his hands or feet feeling weak?
435
00:24:17,394 --> 00:24:21,607
He said his hands felt numb,
but that's explained by the blood loss.
436
00:24:21,940 --> 00:24:23,358
(PAGERS BEEPING)
437
00:24:24,485 --> 00:24:27,446
No!
Do not give me credit for that.
438
00:24:27,571 --> 00:24:31,033
Close doesn't count. That's how people
get sucked into this stupidity.
439
00:24:31,158 --> 00:24:31,992
He's seizing.
440
00:24:32,117 --> 00:24:33,827
Somebody
stabilize him.
441
00:24:34,078 --> 00:24:36,705
The rest of you pull
his medical records. Go back 10 years.
442
00:24:36,830 --> 00:24:41,001
Look for joint pain, fatigue,
anything associated with amyloidosis.
443
00:24:41,919 --> 00:24:44,671
Mr. Finn,
nod if you can hear me.
444
00:24:46,757 --> 00:24:48,050
You had
a grand mal seizure.
445
00:24:48,175 --> 00:24:49,968
We're giving you liquids
and an anticonvulsant.
446
00:24:50,094 --> 00:24:51,470
Just try to rest.
447
00:24:52,721 --> 00:24:54,932
Pulse is dropping.
He's stabilizing.
448
00:24:55,766 --> 00:24:56,975
You're not going to
put me on the block, are you?
449
00:24:57,184 --> 00:24:59,311
I haven't decided who
I'm going to pick.
450
00:24:59,436 --> 00:25:01,021
It's cool.
451
00:25:01,522 --> 00:25:03,857
His legs look
swollen to you?
452
00:25:03,982 --> 00:25:05,275
Slight swelling
could be renal.
453
00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:06,777
I baby-sat for you.
454
00:25:06,902 --> 00:25:10,447
I decided I'm going to make my decision
based solely on who deserves to be here.
455
00:25:10,572 --> 00:25:12,866
That's admirable,
though stupid.
456
00:25:13,408 --> 00:25:15,869
You shouldn't save the strongest.
You should get rid of the strongest.
457
00:25:15,994 --> 00:25:18,956
Eliminate your competition,
which is definitely not me.
458
00:25:19,331 --> 00:25:20,874
And I'm your friend.
459
00:25:20,999 --> 00:25:22,543
And how you going
to explain to your kid
460
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:26,130
that I can't take him to the zoo
next week because you got me fired?
461
00:25:26,255 --> 00:25:29,216
Kutner,
he's going to seize again.
462
00:25:29,508 --> 00:25:33,762
Flank pain, his kidneys are shutting
down. Also, Amber's a racist.
463
00:25:36,932 --> 00:25:38,684
You knew
they'd get paged?
464
00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:40,144
I noticed a trend.
465
00:25:40,269 --> 00:25:43,981
If nobody does anything,
sick people often gets sicker.
466
00:25:44,106 --> 00:25:46,650
Do you think it's
remotely possible they had sex?
467
00:25:46,775 --> 00:25:49,153
They're both single.
It's still legal in the blue states.
468
00:25:49,278 --> 00:25:50,904
She barely knows him.
469
00:25:51,196 --> 00:25:52,573
You know,
in some cultures,
470
00:25:52,698 --> 00:25:55,868
hiring people to steal someone's
underpants is considered wooing.
471
00:25:55,993 --> 00:25:59,371
You should move there, because here
it's just, you know, creepy.
472
00:25:59,705 --> 00:26:02,666
This was no woo.
This was an effective test!
473
00:26:03,584 --> 00:26:05,878
This is beneath
my skills.
474
00:26:06,003 --> 00:26:07,546
Kidneys are
shutting down.
475
00:26:07,671 --> 00:26:09,798
Led to a sodium deficiency
and caused him to seize.
476
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:12,134
Kidney failure means
that I was right about amyloidosis.
477
00:26:12,259 --> 00:26:15,804
Except that nothing in his medical
history remotely indicates amyloidosis.
478
00:26:15,929 --> 00:26:18,348
So, kidney failure
proves I'm right about the bad blood.
479
00:26:18,473 --> 00:26:20,767
Bad blood doesn't
explain the heart or the liver.
480
00:26:20,893 --> 00:26:23,270
His major symptoms didn't start
until after we transfused him.
481
00:26:23,395 --> 00:26:25,981
Is cardiac arrest
no longer considered a major symptom?
482
00:26:26,106 --> 00:26:27,482
Not when it's
caused by drowning.
483
00:26:27,608 --> 00:26:29,818
So your new theory is that you were
an idiot to take this case.
484
00:26:30,194 --> 00:26:31,653
Yes. Can I go test
that theory now?
485
00:26:31,778 --> 00:26:35,365
Waste of time. He needs a bone marrow
transplant for the amyloidosis.
486
00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:36,783
You'd have to
irradiate him first.
487
00:26:36,909 --> 00:26:37,826
If they're right
about the blood,
488
00:26:37,993 --> 00:26:40,245
you'd be destroying
his immune system for nothing.
489
00:26:40,370 --> 00:26:43,916
Which could be a good thing.
Does he have a really crappy life?
490
00:26:44,041 --> 00:26:46,668
Go prove I'm right.
Do a subcutaneous fat biopsy.
491
00:26:46,793 --> 00:26:48,545
At least let us eliminate
the bad blood theory.
492
00:26:48,670 --> 00:26:52,257
Check the blood banks
for mismarks and contamination.
493
00:26:56,136 --> 00:26:57,262
You got two hours.
494
00:26:57,554 --> 00:26:58,722
That's completely
arbitrary.
495
00:26:58,847 --> 00:27:01,767
No, if I'd said that you've got
three lunar months,
496
00:27:01,892 --> 00:27:02,976
that'd be
completely arbitrary.
497
00:27:03,101 --> 00:27:04,728
Two hours is how long
it's going to take Big Love
498
00:27:04,853 --> 00:27:06,813
to finish the biopsy
that you guys can't do,
499
00:27:06,939 --> 00:27:10,234
because you're wasting
two hours checking blood.
500
00:27:10,359 --> 00:27:12,903
- Nine, three!
- Five, all!
501
00:27:15,781 --> 00:27:19,034
Hey, brought you
something from the cafeteria.
502
00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:23,622
It's not a bribe.
This is a bribe.
503
00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:28,502
How much?
504
00:27:28,627 --> 00:27:29,753
$1 million.
505
00:27:31,380 --> 00:27:32,756
$5,000.
506
00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:36,301
- This is so wrong.
- House specifically said
507
00:27:36,426 --> 00:27:38,178
you can use whatever
criteria you want.
508
00:27:38,303 --> 00:27:40,597
I've got money.
You need money.
509
00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:44,476
- Hand me that slide.
- Right now, you're earning
510
00:27:44,601 --> 00:27:47,562
what I'm earning,
which is miserable.
511
00:27:48,063 --> 00:27:51,483
I know what school your kid's at.
I know what it costs.
512
00:27:52,943 --> 00:27:54,861
I've seen his picture.
513
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:57,990
He's going
to need braces.
514
00:28:00,325 --> 00:28:01,618
KUTNER:
No RBC damage.
515
00:28:01,743 --> 00:28:02,828
THIRTEEN:
Nothing wrong with storage.
516
00:28:02,953 --> 00:28:06,415
I'm going to double-check type
and start cultures.
517
00:28:06,873 --> 00:28:09,251
We still got
32 minutes left.
518
00:28:09,376 --> 00:28:11,545
Time flies.
What have you found?
519
00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:12,671
You're checking
up on them.
520
00:28:12,796 --> 00:28:14,923
It means Cole's finished
with the biopsy and it was negative.
521
00:28:15,173 --> 00:28:16,842
Inconclusive.
522
00:28:17,009 --> 00:28:18,635
The fat doesn't always
give you the answer.
523
00:28:18,760 --> 00:28:21,596
You need to biopsy his actual organs,
lungs, kidneys, liver.
524
00:28:21,722 --> 00:28:23,432
We stick another
needle in him, he'll hemorrhage.
525
00:28:23,557 --> 00:28:25,892
Unless we start
treatment for amyloidosis.
526
00:28:26,018 --> 00:28:27,811
Unless it's
not amyloidosis.
527
00:28:27,936 --> 00:28:29,980
If he has an infection,
the radiation will kill him.
528
00:28:30,105 --> 00:28:31,440
Show me evidence
of infection.
529
00:28:31,565 --> 00:28:32,858
We need more
than two hours.
530
00:28:32,983 --> 00:28:34,985
Some of these cultures
will take at least a day to grow.
531
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:36,987
- He'll be dead in a day.
- Like he predicted.
532
00:28:37,112 --> 00:28:39,281
No, he'll be
half a day off.
533
00:28:39,406 --> 00:28:40,574
Would it make you guys feel any better
534
00:28:40,699 --> 00:28:43,493
if I let you argue
with me for three minutes
535
00:28:43,618 --> 00:28:46,288
before I order you
to treat for amyloidosis?
536
00:28:46,413 --> 00:28:48,874
No. Just treat
for amyloidosis.
537
00:28:48,999 --> 00:28:50,250
No, don't.
538
00:28:53,086 --> 00:28:54,671
You're playing
the Cuddy card?
539
00:28:55,005 --> 00:28:55,839
That's why I'm here.
540
00:28:56,006 --> 00:28:57,299
Amyloidosis
was your idea.
541
00:28:57,424 --> 00:28:58,508
I was wrong.
542
00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:01,011
Yeah, me, too.
You were never fun.
543
00:29:02,804 --> 00:29:04,514
Give me the blood.
544
00:29:06,600 --> 00:29:08,268
I'm type AB.
Give me the blood.
545
00:29:08,393 --> 00:29:09,811
Whatever's in there
could be killing him.
546
00:29:09,978 --> 00:29:11,188
In where?
547
00:29:11,313 --> 00:29:13,899
How much tainted blood
do you think they keep in here?
548
00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:14,983
How many people
have gotten sick from...
549
00:29:15,108 --> 00:29:17,361
It would have to have
been the first batch, the splenectomy.
550
00:29:17,527 --> 00:29:18,445
That's when
the symptoms started.
551
00:29:18,612 --> 00:29:21,406
Okay, let's transfuse blood
from those donors.
552
00:29:21,531 --> 00:29:24,701
I'll be fine, we'll move on,
treat for amyloidosis.
553
00:29:26,244 --> 00:29:27,829
Fill 'er up!
554
00:29:32,292 --> 00:29:34,086
HOUSE: I have a new theory.
555
00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:37,422
You're not stubborn.
556
00:29:38,673 --> 00:29:42,844
You're not going to get checked because
you already know the answer.
557
00:29:43,970 --> 00:29:45,555
I found an
old picture in your wallet.
558
00:29:45,680 --> 00:29:47,849
Of course you did.
559
00:29:49,267 --> 00:29:52,479
I wasn't snooping.
I needed lunch money.
560
00:29:54,106 --> 00:29:57,859
I figure it's your mom,
except she looks about 32 years old.
561
00:29:59,236 --> 00:30:03,073
Now, the only reason
not to update a photo in 20-odd years,
562
00:30:03,657 --> 00:30:05,575
is she's not
talking to you,
563
00:30:05,700 --> 00:30:07,452
which would
be interesting,
564
00:30:07,577 --> 00:30:10,831
or she's dead, which would
also be interesting.
565
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,460
She's dead.
566
00:30:16,962 --> 00:30:18,880
So is Grover Cleveland.
567
00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:23,802
Pretty young to
have a dead mom.
568
00:30:25,887 --> 00:30:28,014
Even younger
20 years ago.
569
00:30:29,307 --> 00:30:31,309
I Googled her obituary.
570
00:30:33,478 --> 00:30:37,566
Said she died at New Haven Presbyterian
after a long illness.
571
00:30:39,192 --> 00:30:40,735
Parkinson's?
572
00:30:49,953 --> 00:30:51,997
Huntington's chorea.
573
00:30:55,667 --> 00:30:57,043
I'm sorry.
574
00:30:58,420 --> 00:31:00,422
I'm leaving when
this case is over.
575
00:31:00,547 --> 00:31:02,048
No, you're not.
576
00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:04,134
You don't want
a doctor on your team
577
00:31:04,259 --> 00:31:06,887
who's slowly losing
control of her body and mind.
578
00:31:07,012 --> 00:31:09,973
Huntington's isn't
the only thing that causes tremors.
579
00:31:10,098 --> 00:31:11,516
You think it's
just a coincidence?
580
00:31:11,641 --> 00:31:15,312
I think you're the only
one on the team who drinks decaf.
581
00:31:18,231 --> 00:31:20,233
I've been switching it out
with the regular
582
00:31:20,358 --> 00:31:22,277
ever since you dropped that file.
583
00:31:22,402 --> 00:31:26,114
You're trembling because
you're hopped up on caffeine.
584
00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:28,700
The first file
wasn't my fault.
585
00:31:28,825 --> 00:31:32,245
Medical explanation for that is,
people drop things.
586
00:31:33,371 --> 00:31:35,624
I've been walking around
thinking I'm dying.
587
00:31:35,749 --> 00:31:37,083
You are.
588
00:31:37,209 --> 00:31:38,084
You don't know that.
589
00:31:38,710 --> 00:31:40,003
With Huntington's,
it's inevitable.
590
00:31:40,128 --> 00:31:43,548
No, you don't know,
because I don't know.
591
00:31:45,759 --> 00:31:47,928
How could you
not get tested?
592
00:31:49,679 --> 00:31:54,726
If your mom had it, it's a 50% chance
you're a bomb waiting to explode.
593
00:31:54,851 --> 00:31:57,521
Not knowing makes me do things
I think I'm scared to do.
594
00:31:57,646 --> 00:32:01,149
Take flying lessons, climb Kilimanjaro,
work for you.
595
00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:05,904
Yeah, 'cause if you knew,
you couldn't do any of those things.
596
00:32:07,155 --> 00:32:08,198
What?
597
00:32:08,323 --> 00:32:09,324
You're sweating.
598
00:32:11,493 --> 00:32:13,203
You're burning up.
599
00:32:13,995 --> 00:32:17,123
House, you're sick.
600
00:32:21,127 --> 00:32:23,964
KUTNER: Could be pneumococcus. That'd
cause chest pain and a stiff neck.
601
00:32:24,089 --> 00:32:25,257
It's not pneumococcus.
602
00:32:25,382 --> 00:32:27,592
Let me check
your lymph nodes.
603
00:32:27,968 --> 00:32:29,177
I'm not the patient!
604
00:32:29,344 --> 00:32:31,054
The patient is
the one whose body is shutting down.
605
00:32:31,179 --> 00:32:33,848
I'm having a benign
transfusion reaction.
606
00:32:33,974 --> 00:32:37,310
Pseudomonas would present
as an armpit rash. Take off your shirt.
607
00:32:37,519 --> 00:32:39,646
- You first.
- House, you gotta let us do this.
608
00:32:39,771 --> 00:32:42,023
We can't biopsy him
without bleeding him to death.
609
00:32:42,148 --> 00:32:43,275
You are not biopsying me.
610
00:32:43,400 --> 00:32:46,194
How's your stomach?
Any diarrhea?
611
00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:49,573
The more transfusions you have,
the greater the chance of you reacting.
612
00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:53,201
I've had three in a decade. The fever
will be gone in a couple of hours.
613
00:32:53,326 --> 00:32:55,412
I heard somewhere
that doctors ignore symptoms
614
00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,205
because they think
they can't get sick.
615
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:58,999
You told us to give you the blood
so that you wouldn't...
616
00:32:59,124 --> 00:33:00,542
I am not sick.
617
00:33:00,667 --> 00:33:01,918
Fever is a symptom.
618
00:33:02,085 --> 00:33:03,920
But not of what
the patient has.
619
00:33:04,045 --> 00:33:06,256
My kidneys are working.
I'm not bleeding out of every organ.
620
00:33:06,381 --> 00:33:07,549
Yet.
621
00:33:08,717 --> 00:33:10,051
This is a waste of time,
622
00:33:10,468 --> 00:33:13,388
and it's distracting you
from the actual case.
623
00:33:16,975 --> 00:33:17,809
What's wrong?
624
00:33:18,101 --> 00:33:19,185
The room's spinning.
625
00:33:19,311 --> 00:33:20,312
You Okay?
626
00:33:20,437 --> 00:33:23,732
Dizzy, my mouth
just went dry.
627
00:33:23,898 --> 00:33:24,858
Could be
a symptom of a...
628
00:33:24,983 --> 00:33:27,319
It's a symptom
of narcotics.
629
00:33:30,280 --> 00:33:31,948
Who spiked my...
630
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:43,960
What'd you
drug him with?
631
00:33:44,085 --> 00:33:48,006
Amber's nickname is "Cutthroat Bitch"
and you're pointing at me?
632
00:33:48,131 --> 00:33:50,091
Got the kidney sample.
633
00:33:51,343 --> 00:33:54,346
You're the only one
with nothing to lose.
634
00:33:54,471 --> 00:33:57,599
Could have been you. You don't seem
to care if you get this job or not.
635
00:33:57,724 --> 00:33:59,768
Yeah, I've been here for eight weeks
because my subscription
636
00:33:59,893 --> 00:34:01,102
to Masochism Weekly
ran out.
637
00:34:01,227 --> 00:34:04,648
You're the only one who hasn't asked me
not to put them on the block.
638
00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:07,525
You're either going
to pick me or you're not.
639
00:34:07,651 --> 00:34:09,736
You're fair enough
to try to make the right decision,
640
00:34:09,861 --> 00:34:13,281
and arrogant enough that
nothing I can say will change your mind.
641
00:34:13,406 --> 00:34:15,909
I don't want it
to be over, but,
642
00:34:16,034 --> 00:34:19,537
unless worrying about it
is going to make a difference...
643
00:34:27,045 --> 00:34:28,046
(GROANS)
644
00:34:30,256 --> 00:34:32,467
I'm going to run
some stains.
645
00:34:32,926 --> 00:34:35,303
He'll be less
of an ass to you.
646
00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:46,898
Patient dead yet?
647
00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:48,149
No.
648
00:34:51,611 --> 00:34:53,279
It's a little much
for a first date.
649
00:34:53,405 --> 00:34:55,699
Obviously,
you've never dated me.
650
00:34:55,824 --> 00:34:59,577
Feels like you
already got the lung and kidney samples.
651
00:34:59,703 --> 00:35:01,204
Now I just need
a piece of your liver.
652
00:35:01,329 --> 00:35:03,581
Hey, you might want
to use a little bit of lidocaine.
653
00:35:03,707 --> 00:35:06,876
Oh, yeah, I forgot.
Slight pinch!
654
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,013
You drugged me.
655
00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:22,100
You drugged me.
656
00:35:47,041 --> 00:35:48,626
Stopped by the lab.
657
00:35:48,752 --> 00:35:52,547
Your mutinous team is starting to worry
about life on Pitcairn Island.
658
00:35:52,672 --> 00:35:54,966
All your biopsies
are clean.
659
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:58,011
Because there's
nothing wrong with me.
660
00:35:58,511 --> 00:36:01,973
Did Foreman finally okay
the amyloidosis treatment?
661
00:36:02,140 --> 00:36:05,226
Patient's scheduled
for irradiation at 9:00.
662
00:36:06,728 --> 00:36:08,855
You risked your life again.
663
00:36:09,814 --> 00:36:11,274
You couldn't be sure
he had amyloidosis.
664
00:36:11,566 --> 00:36:12,984
You can't be sure
that I couldn't be sure.
665
00:36:13,109 --> 00:36:14,611
You did one test.
It was negative.
666
00:36:14,736 --> 00:36:15,987
- Inconclusive.
- Well, then,
667
00:36:16,112 --> 00:36:19,407
by all means, flood your body
with possibly lethal blood.
668
00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:21,993
I usually like to give
the lethal blood to Foreman,
669
00:36:22,118 --> 00:36:23,620
but I'm the only
one who's type AB.
670
00:36:23,745 --> 00:36:27,290
Of course
you're type AB, universal recipient.
671
00:36:27,916 --> 00:36:29,542
You take from everybody.
672
00:36:29,667 --> 00:36:32,629
Of course,
you're type O. Universal donor.
673
00:36:32,754 --> 00:36:35,632
No wonder you're
paying three alimonies.
674
00:36:36,716 --> 00:36:39,302
How do you know
what blood type I am?
675
00:36:39,427 --> 00:36:41,554
I don't.
It just seemed to fit the metaphor.
676
00:36:41,679 --> 00:36:43,056
No, I10, no, no.
677
00:36:43,932 --> 00:36:46,059
Did you
test my blood for something?
678
00:36:46,726 --> 00:36:48,186
Why would you
test my blood for something?
679
00:36:48,311 --> 00:36:49,771
I didn't.
680
00:36:50,355 --> 00:36:52,398
You must have told
me what you were.
681
00:36:52,524 --> 00:36:55,026
Who the hell chats
about their blood type?
682
00:36:55,151 --> 00:36:57,028
You had to
have tested me.
683
00:37:01,866 --> 00:37:05,286
There's no reason to ask anyone
their blood type.
684
00:37:06,287 --> 00:37:09,415
You're about to run
out of here, aren't you?
685
00:37:12,210 --> 00:37:14,629
Nurse,
can I have a moment with my patient?
686
00:37:14,796 --> 00:37:15,839
He's due
in radiation.
687
00:37:16,005 --> 00:37:18,424
It's too late,
he's dying.
688
00:37:23,888 --> 00:37:25,682
Told you.
689
00:37:25,807 --> 00:37:27,851
I'm sorry
I doubted you.
690
00:37:29,686 --> 00:37:32,939
It'd be a shame
if your secrets died with you.
691
00:37:34,065 --> 00:37:37,277
Perhaps you've got
that trick written down somewhere.
692
00:37:37,402 --> 00:37:41,322
Or maybe you want to
tell me and I'll write it down for you.
693
00:37:42,115 --> 00:37:44,242
That way you
can live on.
694
00:37:45,994 --> 00:37:50,164
I'm taking it with me.
See, that way it stays magic.
695
00:37:51,916 --> 00:37:54,460
You were wrong
about everything.
696
00:37:55,044 --> 00:37:58,047
It was never magic,
and you're not dying.
697
00:37:59,173 --> 00:38:01,259
What's your
blood type?
698
00:38:01,801 --> 00:38:02,927
Type A.
699
00:38:04,971 --> 00:38:06,014
What?
700
00:38:06,139 --> 00:38:08,808
Trust me,
it's way cooler to know.
701
00:38:13,980 --> 00:38:15,565
Where's Finn?
702
00:38:16,065 --> 00:38:17,442
Up my sleeve.
703
00:38:17,984 --> 00:38:21,404
It's not amyloidosis.
And his blood's fine.
704
00:38:21,571 --> 00:38:23,615
We just gave him
the wrong type.
705
00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:27,035
Caused the DIC, explains the bleeding,
multi-system failures.
706
00:38:27,243 --> 00:38:28,077
But we tested
his blood.
707
00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:31,956
That's because we don't test blood
for type. We test for antibodies.
708
00:38:32,081 --> 00:38:33,625
Because your
body only makes those antibodies
709
00:38:33,750 --> 00:38:35,752
when you actually
have that type of blood.
710
00:38:35,877 --> 00:38:37,337
Well, apparently,
he has one more symptom.
711
00:38:37,462 --> 00:38:40,298
His body's making
an extra antibody, type B.
712
00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:43,426
Combine that with his natural
type A and, presto, change-o,
713
00:38:43,551 --> 00:38:46,346
he magically pulls
blood type AB out of his hat.
714
00:38:46,471 --> 00:38:48,431
- Would you stop that?
- God, yes.
715
00:38:48,556 --> 00:38:51,643
Autoimmune diseases can make antibodies
go haywire, but, still...
716
00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:54,520
It's happened. And apparently,
it's happened again.
717
00:38:54,646 --> 00:38:57,148
I finally have
a case of lupus.
718
00:38:57,273 --> 00:39:00,276
Flush him with saline,
transfuse four units, type A
719
00:39:00,401 --> 00:39:01,694
and start him on steroids.
720
00:39:01,819 --> 00:39:04,989
He'll be back
hoodwinking idiots in no time.
721
00:39:22,757 --> 00:39:24,759
(DOOR OPENS)
722
00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:33,101
Big Love, rise.
723
00:39:39,857 --> 00:39:42,193
Use their power wisely,
my Lord.
724
00:39:46,864 --> 00:39:48,908
I nominate Amber.
725
00:39:49,701 --> 00:39:52,120
Cutthroat Bitch, rise.
726
00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:58,918
You're surprised?
You're everyone's pick.
727
00:39:59,252 --> 00:40:00,920
Next victim.
728
00:40:01,337 --> 00:40:02,422
I nominate
729
00:40:04,465 --> 00:40:05,508
Kutner.
730
00:40:12,432 --> 00:40:15,018
Now everyone's
surprised. Why?
731
00:40:16,269 --> 00:40:18,146
You said I don't
have to justify my picks.
732
00:40:18,479 --> 00:40:21,441
No, I said you
could use whatever criteria you want.
733
00:40:21,691 --> 00:40:23,526
Doesn't mean
I don't wanna know.
734
00:40:23,651 --> 00:40:26,070
He was right about
this being a real case,
735
00:40:26,237 --> 00:40:30,992
he was right about the botched
transfusion and he's your love nugget.
736
00:40:31,117 --> 00:40:33,286
You got no reason
to pick him.
737
00:40:39,042 --> 00:40:41,169
But somebody else does.
738
00:40:42,462 --> 00:40:44,547
Kutner's a liability.
739
00:40:44,672 --> 00:40:46,674
He electrocuted himself,
lit a patient on fire,
740
00:40:46,799 --> 00:40:50,553
it's only a matter of time
before he burns the hospital down.
741
00:40:51,471 --> 00:40:53,681
You made a deal
with Cuddy.
742
00:40:57,143 --> 00:40:59,479
That's how you
got her underwear.
743
00:40:59,604 --> 00:41:03,483
She sold it to you for the right
to put her choices on the block.
744
00:41:03,691 --> 00:41:06,986
You said get
her underwear. I got it.
745
00:41:07,862 --> 00:41:10,073
Your scheme was brilliant,
746
00:41:12,200 --> 00:41:13,785
and you're fired.
747
00:41:14,702 --> 00:41:16,913
You're all about
breaking the rules.
748
00:41:17,038 --> 00:41:18,873
Her rules, not mine.
749
00:41:19,499 --> 00:41:21,334
The whole point
of this was to subvert Cuddy.
750
00:41:21,459 --> 00:41:24,087
You became her partner,
gave her power she didn't already have.
751
00:41:24,462 --> 00:41:26,589
Let her greedy fingers
into my cookie jar,
752
00:41:26,714 --> 00:41:29,509
which sadly
is not as dirty as it sounds.
753
00:41:31,552 --> 00:41:33,346
Thanks for playing.
754
00:41:59,705 --> 00:42:01,833
What the hell is this?
755
00:42:04,585 --> 00:42:07,797
Looks like an envelope with
the results of a genetic test
756
00:42:07,922 --> 00:42:09,882
for Huntington's inside.
757
00:42:10,007 --> 00:42:11,551
Did you look?
758
00:42:11,676 --> 00:42:13,386
I thought it'd be fun
to find out together.
759
00:42:13,511 --> 00:42:14,804
I don't want to know.
760
00:42:15,054 --> 00:42:16,889
No, you're
afraid to know.
761
00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:21,561
I might die. So could you.
You could get hit by a bus tomorrow.
762
00:42:21,769 --> 00:42:25,565
The only difference is you don't have to
know about it today. So why should I?
763
00:42:25,690 --> 00:42:27,942
I don't have to know
the lottery numbers,
764
00:42:28,067 --> 00:42:30,945
but if someone offered them to me,
I'd take them.
765
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:34,240
You spend your whole life
looking for answers,
766
00:42:35,408 --> 00:42:38,035
because you think the next answer
will change something.
767
00:42:38,161 --> 00:42:41,038
Maybe make you
a little less miserable.
768
00:42:41,956 --> 00:42:43,875
And you know that when you run out
of questions
769
00:42:44,000 --> 00:42:46,711
you don't just
run out of answers,
770
00:42:46,836 --> 00:42:49,005
you run out of hope.
771
00:42:51,257 --> 00:42:53,176
Are you glad
you know that?