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We just arrived.
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Yeah. Kids okay on your end?
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Good.
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Yeah, yeah.
He's very excited.
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Hey, hey. Listen, I gotta go, okay?
I'll call you tomorrow.
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Excuse me.
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(SCREAMING)
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Get away. Get away.
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Sorry about that. Sorry.
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What's wrong with him?
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Excuse us.
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I ought to go back
and kick the hell out of that guy.
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She was old enough,
she didn't have to scream like that.
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It's okay, Dad.
It didn't bother me.
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For the first time,
none of these people bother me.
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I just think,
"36 more hours."
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Thirty-six more hours?
How do you figure that, Kenny?
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Tomorrow at this time,
I'm scheduled for surgery.
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It's a 10-hour procedure,
throw two in there for prep,
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thirty-six until
I'm just another face in the crowd.
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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Kenny has a frontonasal
encephalocele.
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It's a midline deformity.
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He's here to undergo
a facial bipartition.
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DARNELL:
And what does that mean?
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Well, we have
five surgeons, four nurses.
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He's going to require
six units of blood.
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DARNELL:
Will it fix him?
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It'll repair a lot of
the damage done...
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We need a sound bite.
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Would you say,
"He'll be ready for the junior prom"?
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Yeah, yeah.
That's probably true.
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No, I mean,
I need you to say it.
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CRANK) SURGEON: Dr. Chase,
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we got an issue.
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Heart rate's skyrocketing,
he's over 180.
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- He's in v-fib.
- Paddles!
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Charge to 300.
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Turn that camera off.
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Is this a reaction
to anesthesia?
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CRANK) SURGEON:
Haven't given it yet.
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CHASE: Clear!
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(BEEPING)
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Crank it to 360.
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I said turn that
damn camera off! Clear!
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A teenage boy with a cranial facial
deformity was about to undergo
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a reconstructive procedure, when he had
an unexplained cardiac arrest.
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Good.
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Good?
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I mean, go on.
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We have the patient
on a pacing wire,
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it's the only thing keeping
his heart going.
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Yeah, we know.
We're doctors.
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Right, it was meant
to be just for them.
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DARNELL: Just be yourself.
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Until we are able to figure out exactly
what is causing the heart block,
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the reconstructive surgery
is on hold, obviously.
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That's "yourself"?
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Fascinating case.
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I will see you again
after I have saved his life.
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Have a warm bath waiting.
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Are you following me?
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Darnell will be trailing you
throughout the case.
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DARNELL:
Pretend we're not here.
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But if I do that,
won't I bump into you?
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DARNELL:
We'll stay out of your way.
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No, it was a joke.
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See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
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Listen, do you wanna
get ahead of me and maybe back up,
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I don't know, low down,
so I look more powerful?
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That's perfect.
Yeah?
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Also, my eyes look
better in rooms with summer colors.
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You know what?
It's black and white...
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You think
I like the cameras?
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You think I want the whole world
watching you check out my ass
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and question my wardrobe?
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Would it be better if I checked out your
wardrobe and questioned your ass?
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A little part of me...
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There is no
little part of you.
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...thought that maybe
you would see
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what great PR this could be
for the hospital
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and not make me
force you to act like a human being.
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You using force on me
is intriguing.
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On the other hand,
cameras make people act.
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Sometimes like human beings,
sometimes just weird,
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sometimes they wear
open-tip bras.
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It's cold in here.
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A less obvious point is that I need my
team to be unafraid
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of the metaphorical fart.
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That production company is covering
all the medical costs for this kid.
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So either you let them
continue filming
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or the kid goes home
with the same face.
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Sorry about that. Private.
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She waxes her moustache
once a month
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and sometimes gets
some pretty gnarly ingrown hairs.
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So, did he hire you flat out or are you
competing for one of the spots?
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I'm not sure
what you mean by that.
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She's not competing.
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She was handpicked by House.
She's safe, like Foreman.
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So that takes
three spots down to one.
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- Where's Foreman?
- He's in the bathroom.
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HOUSE: Good. Come on.
Let's go for a walk.
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Walks look good on camera.
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They give the illusion
of the story moving forward.
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New patient.
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Sixteen-year-old boy with second-degree
infranodal heart block.
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Post-arrest.
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THIRTEEN: Any reports
of light-headedness or syncope?
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Certainly not
light-headedness.
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Why did you hire her?
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Not in front of
the company.
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Are we gonna
be on TV?
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I'm making a music video.
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Come on. A little faster,
more energy.
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Why are you glad
Foreman's not here?
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Because he would object
to what I'm about to do.
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Oh!
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Sorry.
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Hey, buddy.
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You stay in there, we'll be out here,
making sure he doesn't move again.
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God! Finally
I hear myself think.
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- Our patient has...
- Why did you hire her?
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Because she has way
more diagnostic experience
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than the other
swimsuit models I was considering.
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Our patient has a frontonasal
encephalocele with a midline cleft.
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(EXCLAIMS IN DISGUST)
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Don't stare
directly at it.
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So what caused
"Big Head's" heart to stop?
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TAUB:
Simple. His big head.
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Increased intracranial pressure
would cause heart block.
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Wrong. Sixteen years they've been
testing that insane noggin to death.
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What about
a congenital heart defect?
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He has a midline
anomaly on his head,
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makes sense he'd have
a midline anomaly in his heart, too.
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The 16 years of
testing didn't show?
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Why did you bring her
in so late? It's not fair.
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- The rest of us...
- Hey, hey, hey! You wanted fair,
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you picked the wrong job,
the wrong profession,
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the wrong species.
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Forget the deformity.
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Treat the patient like
he's any other really, really ugly kid.
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Infection?
Could be endocarditis.
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Well, since he doesn't have
a prosthetic heart valve,
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I assume you're thinking
he's an IV drug user?
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House said
assume he's normal.
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Dealers don't ask for ID
and don't care what you look like.
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Nice. You're right
about the habit.
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You're wrong about
the substance.
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Blackened skin under the nose
equals frostbite from huffing Freon.
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Freon's toxic,
it damages the heart.
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Discoloration could
be acanthosis nigricans.
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It's a common side effect
of these deformities.
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There's also discoloration
on the cheeks and forehead.
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Do a nuclear study.
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If I'm right,
you'll see scarring of the heart.
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(DOOR CLOSING)
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I'm not part of
some game, am I?
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I gave up a career
because I thought this was a firm offer.
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Yes, this is a real offer.
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I think
she might be an idiot.
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- Who?
- No, she can't be an idiot.
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I mean, she was in the CIA,
for God's sake.
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And the Bay of Pigs
was a daring triumph.
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She had good ideas
in Langley.
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All your ideas.
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She was able to identify
that they were good ideas.
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Stab in the dark here,
is she pretty?
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She's new.
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- She's nervous.
- She's a C-cup.
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She said one dumb thing
in a differential.
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They all say dumb things
in differentials.
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A D-cup?
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If she's no good,
just fire her.
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I can't.
I just hired her.
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She left a career.
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Wow.
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Either that's actual guilt,
or I have got to see this woman.
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My son is not huffing Freon.
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Mr. Arnold, Dr. House is like a
savant when it comes to diagnostics.
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What's his genius theory?
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Because Kenny's not normal,
he's doing drugs to deal with his pain?
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Maybe the way to
look at this is that you are normal.
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And what's that
supposed to mean?
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You're like any other parent who thinks
his kid can't be doing drugs.
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Doing this because
my dad thinks I'm on drugs?
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I was doing drugs
behind my parent's back at your age,
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and I had a lot
less reason to be.
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Not that your life
must be miserable.
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Not that I'm suggesting
that you should be doing drugs.
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- How's school going?
- I'm home schooled.
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Really? You're lucky.
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Going to school
was boring.
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My dad took me out,
and it wasn't because it was boring.
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I had a rough time
in school, too.
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Maybe not like you, but, you know...
I don't mean to compare our situations.
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Actually, I guess I am
comparing our situations,
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but only to show you
how yours is worse.
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You can edit that out, right,
so I don't look like an idiot?
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Relax. Everyone acts like
an idiot around me.
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Makes you think
it's not an act.
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Can I have something
for my headache?
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Yeah, is that new?
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Sixteen years old.
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Has the same birthday I do.
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I'm gonna start
the test now.
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KUTNER: Study showed
no signs of scarring on Kenny's heart.
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TAUB: It wasn't drugs.
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HOUSE: Well, then,
give me something better.
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What's causing
heart block?
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It could be
toxoplasmosis.
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We should do an LP
to test for infection.
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If it was toxoplasmosis,
we'd have seen enlarged lymphs,
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and because you're not pretty enough to
be an idiot, you must know that already,
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which means you just
said it because you want to do an LP
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to look for
intracranial pressure.
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Because it is
intracranial pressure.
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Wait, I'm not done.
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You thought
I wouldn't catch on,
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which means you either think I'm
an idiot, which is flattering,
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I've been doing
my hair differently...
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The kid's got headaches. He's been
popping acetaminophen like peanuts.
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How could you possibly
think that I was done?
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I prefaced that with an "either."
It needs an "or."
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Or, you are an idiot,
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which is possible, I'm not great
at judging men's looks.
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The OR?
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DARNELL: And the MRI room.
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Yes...
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Dr. House frequently conducts
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differential diagnoses
in a variety of places.
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He feels that
a change in venue
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often leads to a change
in thinking processes.
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I have to go take care
of something else.
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Just let me do a CT scan,
see if I'm right.
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The sooner
we fix the problem,
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the sooner we can get to
his reconstructive surgery.
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Yeah. Who cares if you're dead?
It's how you look.
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Well, since you've given me nothing
better, we're back to drugs.
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The one thing
we know it's not.
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Decreased uptake
on the membranous septum.
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Could be an artifact.
We can redo it, but...
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Nothing's nothing.
Do an EP study.
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EP study means
we have to stop this kid's heart.
244
00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:58,197
I'll set it up.
245
00:11:58,656 --> 00:12:02,160
House, do you have a minute
to be disemboweled?
246
00:12:05,997 --> 00:12:07,081
I'm gonna thread this catheter
247
00:12:07,206 --> 00:12:09,000
through different areas in your heart,
248
00:12:09,125 --> 00:12:13,212
and once I've found the right pathway,
I'll apply some electrical energy.
249
00:12:13,546 --> 00:12:15,006
It'll stop my heart?
250
00:12:15,131 --> 00:12:17,467
It sounds
worse than it is. You'll be fine.
251
00:12:17,592 --> 00:12:18,551
Is it gonna hurt?
252
00:12:18,676 --> 00:12:20,428
There'll be
some discomfort.
253
00:12:22,513 --> 00:12:25,641
If you've done drugs,
I understand.
254
00:12:26,392 --> 00:12:28,353
Being different's
really hard.
255
00:12:33,816 --> 00:12:37,737
Kenny, it's more important
for you to get better
256
00:12:37,862 --> 00:12:40,615
than to worry about
getting in trouble.
257
00:12:41,407 --> 00:12:43,242
If I did drugs,
that could explain my heart problem?
258
00:12:43,368 --> 00:12:44,744
It could.
259
00:12:44,869 --> 00:12:46,871
And then you could
do the surgery to fix my face?
260
00:12:46,996 --> 00:12:48,748
That's why we're here.
261
00:12:52,210 --> 00:12:54,587
You know how famous people,
262
00:12:55,046 --> 00:12:58,758
everywhere they go
people are watching them, staring?
263
00:12:59,675 --> 00:13:02,428
They never
have a chance to just be,
264
00:13:03,262 --> 00:13:06,682
you know? And a lot of
them turn to drugs.
265
00:13:06,808 --> 00:13:08,351
And people stare at them
because they're beautiful,
266
00:13:08,559 --> 00:13:10,061
but, me they just stare...
267
00:13:10,186 --> 00:13:11,604
(COUGHING)
268
00:13:11,729 --> 00:13:12,897
You Okay?
269
00:13:13,689 --> 00:13:16,859
I need to know what
kind of drugs, Kenny, and how much.
270
00:13:16,984 --> 00:13:17,985
(COUGHS)
271
00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:20,446
Coke, mostly.
A lot of coke.
272
00:13:20,571 --> 00:13:25,660
And then when I run out,
I usually go to LSD or acid.
273
00:13:27,286 --> 00:13:28,871
Those are the same thing.
274
00:13:28,996 --> 00:13:30,498
They are?
275
00:13:31,082 --> 00:13:32,959
You don't do drugs,
do you?
276
00:13:33,084 --> 00:13:34,502
I drank from
my dad's liquor cabinet one time...
277
00:13:34,627 --> 00:13:35,795
- We're not gonna do this test.
- No...
278
00:13:35,920 --> 00:13:37,171
(COUGHING)
279
00:13:37,296 --> 00:13:38,506
I need you to turn
on your side.
280
00:13:38,631 --> 00:13:39,632
(RAPID BEEPING)
281
00:13:39,757 --> 00:13:42,718
We need to intubate.
I need some help in here!
282
00:13:47,056 --> 00:13:50,059
HOUSE: Too bad you guys
are going for a theatrical release.
283
00:13:50,184 --> 00:13:52,311
Vomiting blood would have
made a great act-out.
284
00:13:52,728 --> 00:13:53,563
Likely causes?
285
00:13:53,688 --> 00:13:54,647
Mallory-Weiss tear.
286
00:13:54,772 --> 00:13:56,315
No pallor, no melena.
287
00:13:56,441 --> 00:13:58,067
Why are you wearing a tie?
288
00:13:58,234 --> 00:14:00,945
I always wear ties,
I'm a doctor.
289
00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,613
DARNELL: Please don't look
at the camera.
290
00:14:02,738 --> 00:14:03,865
Sorry.
291
00:14:04,407 --> 00:14:05,533
Nasal papilloma.
292
00:14:05,658 --> 00:14:07,368
Hemorrhage could have
overwhelmed the heart.
293
00:14:07,660 --> 00:14:08,703
HOUSE: Nice lipstick.
294
00:14:08,828 --> 00:14:09,662
Thank you.
295
00:14:09,787 --> 00:14:10,913
HOUSE: Bad idea.
296
00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:12,999
The hemorrhage came
after the block.
297
00:14:13,124 --> 00:14:15,501
House, let them
do their job.
298
00:14:15,668 --> 00:14:17,712
Is anybody here
more interested in the medicine,
299
00:14:17,837 --> 00:14:19,714
a little less interested
in the paparazzi?
300
00:14:19,839 --> 00:14:21,007
Upper GI bleed.
301
00:14:21,132 --> 00:14:24,844
Could be something
he ate or drank. Maybe a peptic ulcer.
302
00:14:25,428 --> 00:14:26,721
Good.
303
00:14:26,846 --> 00:14:30,016
Except no abdominal pain,
patient hasn't lost his appetite
304
00:14:30,141 --> 00:14:32,101
and the last I checked,
the gastrointestinal tract
305
00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:34,729
isn't connected to the heart.
306
00:14:34,854 --> 00:14:36,772
Yeah, but other
than that, real good.
307
00:14:36,898 --> 00:14:39,066
Nasopharyngeal angiofibrosis.
308
00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:41,152
I just said
it wasn't a nasal tumor.
309
00:14:41,277 --> 00:14:43,154
COLE: Stomach cancer.
Tumor causes bleeding,
310
00:14:43,279 --> 00:14:45,823
body's reaction to the tumor causes
paraneoplastic syndrome,
311
00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:46,824
which leads to heart block.
312
00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:49,911
Finally, someone who is
not just a pretty face.
313
00:14:50,036 --> 00:14:52,788
You and Taub,
run the scope, find the tumor.
314
00:14:52,914 --> 00:14:55,416
Could be dangerous. If the bleeding
was caused by liver failure
315
00:14:55,541 --> 00:14:56,751
as a result of the
intracranial pressure...
316
00:14:56,876 --> 00:15:01,255
Liver is the one organ you can't
ascribe to intracranial pressure.
317
00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:05,843
True.
318
00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:12,475
Intracranial pressure
can cause liver problems.
319
00:15:12,600 --> 00:15:15,520
It causes an increase in the cavernous
sinus pressure, which causes pressure
320
00:15:15,645 --> 00:15:18,606
in the superior vena cava,
which shuts down the liver.
321
00:15:18,731 --> 00:15:20,566
- Did you just think of that?
- No.
322
00:15:20,691 --> 00:15:21,859
Then why didn't
you say anything in...
323
00:15:21,984 --> 00:15:24,237
Think it would've
changed his mind? Not a chance.
324
00:15:24,362 --> 00:15:25,613
House would have
undercut me,
325
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:27,448
and forced me to do a procedure
I just argued against,
326
00:15:27,573 --> 00:15:30,451
and then I'd look like a hypocrite
in front of the thousands of people
327
00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:32,870
and potential future employers
watching this film.
328
00:15:32,995 --> 00:15:37,542
If you're right, and we stick a scope
back down a kid with liver failure,
329
00:15:37,667 --> 00:15:39,335
he could bleed again.
330
00:15:39,460 --> 00:15:40,503
I know.
331
00:15:43,714 --> 00:15:45,883
He just vomited blood.
332
00:15:46,384 --> 00:15:48,344
Isn't that dangerous?
333
00:15:49,971 --> 00:15:52,348
No. You're in good hands.
334
00:15:53,474 --> 00:15:54,517
(SIGHS)
335
00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,978
Okay. All right.
336
00:16:02,191 --> 00:16:05,111
Well, it's great how he rebounded
from that setback.
337
00:16:05,236 --> 00:16:07,280
DARNELL: What setback?
338
00:16:07,405 --> 00:16:09,699
He didn't tell you
about the...
339
00:16:09,824 --> 00:16:11,492
Well, that's his right.
340
00:16:11,617 --> 00:16:13,661
The records were sealed.
341
00:16:13,786 --> 00:16:15,204
Personally, I think he was just
tapping his foot
342
00:16:15,329 --> 00:16:16,998
and reaching for
the toilet paper.
343
00:16:17,123 --> 00:16:19,500
Obviously it was
a witch hunt.
344
00:16:20,293 --> 00:16:22,253
DARNELL: You think
they singled him out because...
345
00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:25,506
No. Literally, a witch hunt.
Dr. House is a practicing Wiccan.
346
00:16:25,631 --> 00:16:27,633
It's a beautiful religion,
it's very caring.
347
00:16:27,758 --> 00:16:28,968
(DOOR OPENING)
348
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:30,886
HOUSE:
Hey, hey, hey, hey.
349
00:16:31,512 --> 00:16:35,182
You have an all-access pass
to the case, not my Fave 5s. Now, go.
350
00:16:35,474 --> 00:16:37,727
Come on! Come on!
Let's go!
351
00:16:40,730 --> 00:16:41,772
(DOOR CLOSING)
352
00:16:41,897 --> 00:16:43,524
I think
I'm going blind.
353
00:16:43,649 --> 00:16:45,735
Hairy palms, too?
354
00:16:45,860 --> 00:16:49,739
She said something idiotic again
and I didn't even notice it.
355
00:16:49,864 --> 00:16:51,657
Foreman had to point
out that it was idiotic.
356
00:16:51,782 --> 00:16:52,992
She's making me an idiot.
357
00:16:53,117 --> 00:16:54,619
It's cute.
You have a crush.
358
00:16:54,744 --> 00:16:56,245
No, I think
it's something systemic.
359
00:16:56,370 --> 00:16:57,663
Thirteen's pretty.
360
00:16:57,788 --> 00:16:59,165
You're obviously
okay with her.
361
00:16:59,290 --> 00:17:00,708
She killed a patient.
362
00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:01,751
The bitch is pretty.
363
00:17:01,876 --> 00:17:02,918
The bitch is a bitch.
364
00:17:03,044 --> 00:17:05,463
- Ask her out.
- The bitch? She's a bitch.
365
00:17:05,630 --> 00:17:07,048
No, the one that's
making you an idiot.
366
00:17:07,340 --> 00:17:09,425
It's the story of life.
Boy meets girl. Boy gets stupid.
367
00:17:09,550 --> 00:17:11,010
Boy and girl live
stupidly ever after.
368
00:17:11,135 --> 00:17:12,470
(PAGER BEEPING)
369
00:17:13,471 --> 00:17:14,722
- Pretty girl kill again?
- No.
370
00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:17,808
Elephant boy just
vomiting up blood again.
371
00:17:22,855 --> 00:17:24,357
No tumors in the
patient's stomach, so...
372
00:17:24,482 --> 00:17:25,775
But the scope caused
variceal bleeding.
373
00:17:25,900 --> 00:17:27,902
Took 20 minutes of banding
to stop it.
374
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,362
Taub was right about
the liver failure.
375
00:17:29,487 --> 00:17:30,446
Yeah.
376
00:17:30,571 --> 00:17:33,532
His craniofacial deformity is causing
intracranial pressure...
377
00:17:33,658 --> 00:17:34,492
- No.
- ...which is causing...
378
00:17:34,617 --> 00:17:37,620
Where are the nosebleeds?
Where's the labored breathing?
379
00:17:37,745 --> 00:17:38,829
You were right
about me being wrong.
380
00:17:38,954 --> 00:17:40,289
You were wrong
about you being right.
381
00:17:40,414 --> 00:17:42,541
I need new ideas.
Anybody?
382
00:17:55,471 --> 00:17:57,098
Does it bother you that
this kid's gonna die
383
00:17:57,223 --> 00:17:59,558
because you won't
put down that camera at all? You know?
384
00:17:59,684 --> 00:18:01,394
Your people should
be extra motivated.
385
00:18:01,519 --> 00:18:02,645
I'm sure they all wanna
look good in the film.
386
00:18:02,770 --> 00:18:05,398
No, 'cause now they're too worried
about looking bad.
387
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:09,443
Dr. House, heart block plus liver
failure could mean autoimmune.
388
00:18:09,568 --> 00:18:11,529
Maybe scleroderma.
389
00:18:13,072 --> 00:18:14,949
Foreman?
Does that make sense?
390
00:18:15,074 --> 00:18:16,617
Not without
tight skin on the hands,
391
00:18:16,742 --> 00:18:19,787
muscle weakness
and a 30-year-old patient.
392
00:18:19,912 --> 00:18:24,291
Liver failure plus heart block
could be a mitochondrial disorder.
393
00:18:26,127 --> 00:18:28,629
Hey, say what
she just said.
394
00:18:28,754 --> 00:18:32,717
Liver failure plus heart block could be
a mitochondrial disorder?
395
00:18:34,135 --> 00:18:35,678
Go look for signs of
retinal degeneration.
396
00:18:35,803 --> 00:18:38,431
No, it's ICP.
You're only gonna see swelling.
397
00:18:38,556 --> 00:18:42,017
Take him with you,
so he can see the degeneration, too.
398
00:18:43,728 --> 00:18:45,271
DARNELL: So before you worked
here in the ER,
399
00:18:45,396 --> 00:18:46,647
you worked for House, right?
400
00:18:46,772 --> 00:18:47,815
Three and a half years.
401
00:18:47,940 --> 00:18:48,774
Why did you leave?
402
00:18:48,941 --> 00:18:50,317
Hey. I don't
wanna be on TV.
403
00:18:50,443 --> 00:18:51,444
I'm not signing
a release.
404
00:18:51,569 --> 00:18:52,653
We'll blur you out.
405
00:18:52,778 --> 00:18:54,572
Take off your pants.
406
00:18:55,281 --> 00:18:57,783
You gonna be able
to use any of this if I start swearing?
407
00:18:57,908 --> 00:19:01,495
Did House treat you as badly
as he treats his current fellows?
408
00:19:01,620 --> 00:19:02,538
Loaded question.
409
00:19:02,663 --> 00:19:03,748
(EXCLAIMS)
410
00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:05,458
That's not even a word.
411
00:19:05,583 --> 00:19:06,584
(LAUGHS)
412
00:19:06,709 --> 00:19:08,210
Fork!
413
00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:09,420
Very clever.
414
00:19:09,545 --> 00:19:11,756
I learnt how to be
a doctor from House.
415
00:19:11,881 --> 00:19:14,467
Or at least a doctor who learnt
how to be a doctor from House,
416
00:19:14,592 --> 00:19:15,718
if that makes any sense.
417
00:19:15,843 --> 00:19:18,679
And you left his team
because you couldn't stand him anymore?
418
00:19:18,804 --> 00:19:21,348
No, no. I love Dr. House.
419
00:19:22,224 --> 00:19:23,934
Now, that's something
we haven't heard.
420
00:19:24,059 --> 00:19:25,436
I mean...
421
00:19:26,270 --> 00:19:28,063
What did
you ask me again?
422
00:19:28,189 --> 00:19:29,815
DARNELL: Why you um.
423
00:19:29,940 --> 00:19:34,195
I loved being around him,
424
00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:35,696
professionally.
425
00:19:35,821 --> 00:19:38,783
You know, he was
always stimulating.
426
00:19:38,908 --> 00:19:42,495
Not in an erotic
sense of the word.
427
00:19:42,620 --> 00:19:45,790
Fork. They forked,
and then they spooned!
428
00:19:47,541 --> 00:19:50,628
Lean forward, and place your chin
on the rest.
429
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:55,549
I can't reach it.
430
00:19:56,550 --> 00:19:57,927
Scooch in a little.
431
00:19:59,887 --> 00:20:01,055
I'll take care of it.
432
00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:02,848
Just like last time?
433
00:20:04,517 --> 00:20:08,020
Maybe we should try this
the old-fashioned way.
434
00:20:08,896 --> 00:20:12,733
Okay, look up to the ceiling
and try not to blink, okay?
435
00:20:17,530 --> 00:20:19,448
Okay, good.
Now straight ahead.
436
00:20:24,411 --> 00:20:27,665
There it is.
Swelling, no degeneration.
437
00:20:29,708 --> 00:20:30,960
It's not mitochondrial.
438
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:32,837
Swelling proves there's increased
pressure in his brain.
439
00:20:33,254 --> 00:20:34,088
Absolutely.
440
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:36,006
So, now we can schedule
the reconstruction?
441
00:20:36,173 --> 00:20:37,633
Absolutely not.
442
00:20:37,758 --> 00:20:39,218
Your test proved
you wrong.
443
00:20:39,343 --> 00:20:41,011
We found exactly what
I predicted we'd find.
444
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:43,180
Swelling means
there's increased pressure.
445
00:20:43,305 --> 00:20:45,307
You get a gold Star of David
for proving,
446
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,600
yes, this kid
has a big head
447
00:20:46,725 --> 00:20:49,562
and big heads cause pressure.
Doesn't explain the liver.
448
00:20:49,687 --> 00:20:50,855
Too much
acetaminophen does.
449
00:20:50,980 --> 00:20:53,732
JRA explains all of it,
including the liver.
450
00:20:53,858 --> 00:20:56,277
One theory's better
than two. Treat with steroids.
451
00:20:56,402 --> 00:20:58,988
If you're wrong, steroids are gonna mess
with his immune system,
452
00:20:59,113 --> 00:21:01,657
put off his surgery
for months.
453
00:21:02,199 --> 00:21:06,120
You really wanna lose
this argument in front of the camera?
454
00:21:08,956 --> 00:21:11,208
I'll speak to the father.
455
00:21:13,252 --> 00:21:15,462
Dr. House believes
that Kenny has JRA.
456
00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:17,423
Juvenile rheumatoid arthritis.
457
00:21:17,548 --> 00:21:19,633
We need to start
administering steroids.
458
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:22,469
Will the steroids fix it?
459
00:21:27,474 --> 00:21:29,143
I don't think he has JRA.
460
00:21:29,768 --> 00:21:31,520
I think
Dr. House is wrong,
461
00:21:31,645 --> 00:21:34,773
and that the steroid
treatment could be dangerous.
462
00:21:35,524 --> 00:21:37,818
I think I can get House
thrown off the case,
463
00:21:37,943 --> 00:21:40,863
and get Kenny
the facial surgery he needs.
464
00:21:45,451 --> 00:21:48,537
CUDDY: The father refused steroids until
we're sure about the diagnosis.
465
00:21:48,662 --> 00:21:49,788
I am sure.
466
00:21:49,914 --> 00:21:51,415
It's JRA.
467
00:21:51,582 --> 00:21:53,083
And why would
he even doubt that,
468
00:21:53,208 --> 00:21:56,462
unless a former fellow of mine
was chirping in his ear?
469
00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:58,839
The decision was his.
I merely voiced my concern.
470
00:21:58,964 --> 00:21:59,798
Why did you
take this job?
471
00:21:59,924 --> 00:22:01,133
He's got a bulging cyst.
472
00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:03,427
Perfectly good plastic
surgery practice, lots of money.
473
00:22:03,594 --> 00:22:04,803
Fluids aren't
draining properly.
474
00:22:04,929 --> 00:22:07,598
Temptation to come screw with me
just too much for you?
475
00:22:07,723 --> 00:22:08,766
There's gotta be
a better reason.
476
00:22:08,891 --> 00:22:10,476
He needs surgery
to drain it.
477
00:22:10,601 --> 00:22:14,104
Oh, and I think
I mentioned this earlier. You're fired.
478
00:22:18,275 --> 00:22:21,320
What you did
was over the line. Get out.
479
00:22:24,365 --> 00:22:27,701
But don't go anywhere.
You're not fired, yet.
480
00:22:31,372 --> 00:22:33,457
No one is firing anyone
in the middle of this case.
481
00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:34,792
Not while those
cameras are here,
482
00:22:34,917 --> 00:22:38,963
and not while Taub is the only person
that this father trusts.
483
00:22:39,672 --> 00:22:40,506
Where are you going?
484
00:22:40,631 --> 00:22:42,091
To do what I always do
in these situations.
485
00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:43,968
Treat my patient
behind his back.
486
00:22:44,385 --> 00:22:45,386
That's one option.
487
00:22:45,844 --> 00:22:48,305
Or you can do a CT scan
of the kid's head.
488
00:22:48,430 --> 00:22:50,683
If there's no midline shift,
we know Taub's wrong
489
00:22:50,808 --> 00:22:54,353
and you get your consent
to give the kid steroids.
490
00:22:54,853 --> 00:22:56,271
Just a warning.
491
00:22:56,397 --> 00:22:59,108
If we have to start getting consent
every time we do a procedure,
492
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,361
soon they'll be asking
for informed consent.
493
00:23:08,367 --> 00:23:10,160
FOREMAN: Didn't think
you had the guts to stage a coup.
494
00:23:10,411 --> 00:23:13,372
Coup failed.
I'm scheduled for execution at dawn.
495
00:23:13,497 --> 00:23:14,331
No, you're not.
496
00:23:14,456 --> 00:23:15,708
No reprieve
from the governor.
497
00:23:15,833 --> 00:23:18,711
You're a test result
away from becoming House's front runner.
498
00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:21,338
He doesn't care about what you said,
or what you did five minutes ago.
499
00:23:21,463 --> 00:23:22,965
He just wants
the next good idea.
500
00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:26,510
Show me 20 percent
magnification of the forebrain.
501
00:23:26,885 --> 00:23:32,224
I look at our patient, as soon as I
saw his face, I saw a regular kid.
502
00:23:33,058 --> 00:23:36,478
One thing about being a plastic surgeon,
you don't see what is,
503
00:23:36,603 --> 00:23:37,938
you see what could be.
504
00:23:38,063 --> 00:23:39,523
Talk like that around House,
505
00:23:39,648 --> 00:23:42,943
doesn't matter how many
good ideas you come up with.
506
00:23:44,903 --> 00:23:46,280
SURGEON: So,
507
00:23:46,822 --> 00:23:49,450
tell me
what you don't like about yourself.
508
00:23:49,575 --> 00:23:50,617
Gosh.
509
00:23:51,452 --> 00:23:53,328
There's so many things.
510
00:23:53,495 --> 00:23:57,332
Is Dr. Taub available?
Because he was very highly recommended.
511
00:23:57,458 --> 00:23:59,293
Well, he's no longer
practicing with us,
512
00:23:59,418 --> 00:24:00,753
but I've taken over
all his files,
513
00:24:00,878 --> 00:24:02,046
so if you tell me
what needs work...
514
00:24:02,171 --> 00:24:03,464
Do you know why he left?
515
00:24:03,589 --> 00:24:06,258
He had personal issues
to deal with, so if we could just...
516
00:24:06,425 --> 00:24:08,177
My goodness.
Is he okay?
517
00:24:08,302 --> 00:24:09,762
Oh, yeah, he's fine.
He's fine.
518
00:24:09,887 --> 00:24:12,931
Because my friend
had his ears done by Dr. Taub.
519
00:24:13,057 --> 00:24:15,893
Should he worry that
they may pop back?
520
00:24:16,018 --> 00:24:17,519
No, it wasn't
a professional issue.
521
00:24:17,686 --> 00:24:19,563
I'm sorry,
I really can't go into more detail.
522
00:24:19,688 --> 00:24:21,982
Shall we discuss
your needs?
523
00:24:22,483 --> 00:24:26,695
You know that toe next to the big toe?
Mine's bigger than my big toe.
524
00:24:26,820 --> 00:24:29,406
Is there any way to shorten it?
Or make my big toe bigger?
525
00:24:29,531 --> 00:24:31,492
Like, a toe-gmentation?
526
00:24:32,659 --> 00:24:35,162
Did he lie,
cheat or steal?
527
00:24:35,287 --> 00:24:37,498
You're not here
for a consultation, are you?
528
00:24:37,623 --> 00:24:39,666
What gave me away?
529
00:24:39,792 --> 00:24:42,377
Was it my obviously
perfect feet?
530
00:24:46,548 --> 00:24:47,716
(DOOR OPENS)
531
00:24:49,343 --> 00:24:50,511
Hi.
532
00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:52,513
CT shows that...
533
00:24:52,638 --> 00:24:53,680
Let's go.
534
00:24:58,393 --> 00:24:59,645
What are you two
doing here?
535
00:24:59,770 --> 00:25:01,105
Skipping three scenes.
536
00:25:01,230 --> 00:25:03,982
CT's back. He's gonna say that there's
evidence of an anomaly,
537
00:25:04,108 --> 00:25:05,150
I'm gonna say,
he's wrong.
538
00:25:05,275 --> 00:25:07,778
He's gonna go back to the father
and we'll all end up here.
539
00:25:07,903 --> 00:25:10,197
The defect is pushing
on the right frontal lobe.
540
00:25:10,322 --> 00:25:11,824
This bend is a sign
of herniation.
541
00:25:12,032 --> 00:25:15,285
Or, it's a sign
of increased pressure from JRA.
542
00:25:16,703 --> 00:25:19,498
Dr. Taub would rather
distract you from the truth
543
00:25:19,623 --> 00:25:22,835
with sparkly things,
like four karat diamonds.
544
00:25:22,960 --> 00:25:24,002
House.
545
00:25:24,128 --> 00:25:26,255
Your partner said
that you left for personal reasons,
546
00:25:26,505 --> 00:25:27,673
but your wife said
you lost a patient.
547
00:25:27,798 --> 00:25:29,550
You son of a bitch,
you spoke to my wife?
548
00:25:29,675 --> 00:25:30,592
See, that confused me.
549
00:25:30,717 --> 00:25:32,219
Why would
you give her a diamond
550
00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:33,804
if you screwed
somebody else over?
551
00:25:33,929 --> 00:25:36,140
If you screwed her over,
I mean, I could...
552
00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:38,058
Get that camera
out of here!
553
00:25:42,688 --> 00:25:44,773
You say anything to her?
554
00:25:44,898 --> 00:25:45,941
Just asked questions.
555
00:25:46,066 --> 00:25:47,317
Get them
out of here, too.
556
00:25:47,442 --> 00:25:48,819
We're doctors.
557
00:25:51,905 --> 00:25:55,450
I screwed around
with a nurse. It became a deal.
558
00:25:56,994 --> 00:25:59,496
My partners found out
and I resigned.
559
00:25:59,872 --> 00:26:01,415
There. Happy?
560
00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:05,043
If you could be
a bit more descriptive, I'd be happier.
561
00:26:05,169 --> 00:26:07,504
Some people pop
pain pills,
562
00:26:08,213 --> 00:26:09,882
I cheat.
563
00:26:10,007 --> 00:26:11,884
We all have our vices.
564
00:26:17,097 --> 00:26:21,643
Taub, I don't see it.
Stay away from the family.
565
00:26:21,977 --> 00:26:25,522
House, start steroids
and stay away from his family.
566
00:26:35,657 --> 00:26:38,368
Wow, you are ugly.
567
00:26:39,203 --> 00:26:41,371
Wow, you're an ass.
568
00:26:41,914 --> 00:26:43,248
I have a deformity.
569
00:26:43,373 --> 00:26:45,209
I know, that's
why you're ugly.
570
00:26:45,334 --> 00:26:46,501
But you're
a lucky boy.
571
00:26:46,627 --> 00:26:47,836
Anywhere else
in the animal kingdom,
572
00:26:48,086 --> 00:26:50,172
your parents would have
eaten you at birth.
573
00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:52,591
Your son needs steroids.
574
00:26:52,716 --> 00:26:53,675
Dr. Cuddy agrees.
575
00:26:53,800 --> 00:26:55,093
Does Dr. Taub?
576
00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:59,556
He's not a real doctor.
He's a plastic surgeon.
577
00:26:59,681 --> 00:27:02,392
All he cares is
that your son looks good in his coffin.
578
00:27:02,559 --> 00:27:04,686
So, I'm supposed
to believe you?
579
00:27:04,811 --> 00:27:06,063
The doctor who cares.
580
00:27:06,188 --> 00:27:07,898
You shouldn't care
if I care.
581
00:27:08,023 --> 00:27:10,067
I don't trust you.
582
00:27:10,192 --> 00:27:13,403
Because I don't think
the surgery's important?
583
00:27:14,279 --> 00:27:17,407
You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
584
00:27:17,532 --> 00:27:20,619
You're willing to take chances to risk
his life for something he doesn't need?
585
00:27:20,744 --> 00:27:22,079
I do need it.
586
00:27:25,749 --> 00:27:28,543
I can't have
real relationships.
587
00:27:28,669 --> 00:27:30,712
I can't even have
a real conversation.
588
00:27:30,837 --> 00:27:32,714
Not even with my dad.
589
00:27:36,802 --> 00:27:38,011
Dad.
590
00:27:39,638 --> 00:27:41,640
I know you love me.
591
00:27:42,182 --> 00:27:44,601
But you don't
treat me normal.
592
00:27:45,018 --> 00:27:47,187
You're always protective.
593
00:27:47,646 --> 00:27:50,190
The world
can always go to hell.
594
00:27:51,441 --> 00:27:53,610
But you never yell at me.
595
00:27:54,027 --> 00:27:56,154
Even when I screw up.
596
00:27:58,949 --> 00:28:00,617
I wanna be normal.
597
00:28:03,912 --> 00:28:06,832
Take your steroids,
and you get to live.
598
00:28:07,457 --> 00:28:09,876
Then you can
do your surgery.
599
00:28:11,503 --> 00:28:13,755
But it'll only
change your face.
600
00:28:14,673 --> 00:28:17,467
It won't change
who your face made you.
601
00:28:23,682 --> 00:28:24,766
WILSON: We're gonna get caught.
602
00:28:24,891 --> 00:28:26,268
HOUSE: Not on film.
603
00:28:26,393 --> 00:28:29,396
All their camera
equipment's in here.
604
00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:31,189
Where did
you get those keys?
605
00:28:31,315 --> 00:28:33,108
Blue, the janitor.
606
00:28:34,693 --> 00:28:35,652
What?
607
00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:38,322
That's his name.
608
00:28:39,573 --> 00:28:41,325
His name's Lou.
609
00:28:42,284 --> 00:28:44,161
Owe him an apology.
610
00:28:46,288 --> 00:28:47,789
Just watch 20 minutes
of this stuff,
611
00:28:47,914 --> 00:28:48,915
tell me if
I'm out of my mind.
612
00:28:49,041 --> 00:28:51,376
Finally, we have
video evidence.
613
00:28:52,419 --> 00:28:55,005
TERZI: Dr. House, heart block
plus liver failure
614
00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:56,089
could mean autoimmune.
615
00:28:56,214 --> 00:28:57,883
Maybe scleroderma.
616
00:28:58,008 --> 00:28:59,885
HOUSE: Foreman?
Does that make sense?
617
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,511
FOREMAN: Not without
tight skin on the hands,
618
00:29:01,636 --> 00:29:04,890
muscle weakness
and a 30-year-old patient.
619
00:29:05,015 --> 00:29:06,892
Can I see that again?
620
00:29:07,309 --> 00:29:09,436
What did you miss?
She screwed up, I didn't...
621
00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:10,937
No, just the part
where she leans forward.
622
00:29:11,063 --> 00:29:13,899
I think you can
see through her dress.
623
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:18,570
TERZI: Upper GI bleed.
624
00:29:18,695 --> 00:29:21,782
Could be something he ate or drank.
Maybe a peptic ulcer.
625
00:29:21,907 --> 00:29:23,075
HOUSE: Good.
626
00:29:23,575 --> 00:29:26,119
You thought
that was a good idea?
627
00:29:26,244 --> 00:29:27,412
What am I gonna do?
628
00:29:28,038 --> 00:29:28,872
Just enjoy.
629
00:29:29,873 --> 00:29:32,709
I'm gonna keep her around,
because she makes me an idiot?
630
00:29:32,834 --> 00:29:35,170
Well, you're protected,
Foreman seems immune.
631
00:29:35,545 --> 00:29:36,713
You think he's gay?
632
00:29:37,047 --> 00:29:39,007
Did he become an idiot
around Chase?
633
00:29:40,300 --> 00:29:41,343
HOUSE: I just said
it's not a nasal...
634
00:29:41,718 --> 00:29:44,304
Wait a minute, rewind that.
Was that Thirteen?
635
00:29:47,224 --> 00:29:48,433
Wow.
636
00:29:48,892 --> 00:29:50,560
I can't believe
I'm that guy.
637
00:29:50,685 --> 00:29:52,521
Every guy is that guy.
638
00:29:52,646 --> 00:29:53,730
I'm not every guy-
639
00:29:53,855 --> 00:29:55,273
What is this?
Semantics here?
640
00:29:55,399 --> 00:29:57,401
Okay, all guys
are that guy.
641
00:29:57,526 --> 00:29:59,486
I'm not all guys!
642
00:30:01,905 --> 00:30:02,823
Cameron was smart.
643
00:30:02,948 --> 00:30:05,784
You know, I'm beginning
to doubt that.
644
00:30:10,330 --> 00:30:13,500
I wanted to clarify
something I said earlier.
645
00:30:13,875 --> 00:30:15,877
"I love Dr. House,"
646
00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:19,798
and then I qualified it,
which, after thinking about it,
647
00:30:20,215 --> 00:30:22,551
I didn't really need to do.
648
00:30:22,968 --> 00:30:25,387
I did love being around him.
649
00:30:26,346 --> 00:30:29,516
I guess, I just
wanted to qualify
650
00:30:30,350 --> 00:30:33,645
what I qualified before.
651
00:30:35,897 --> 00:30:36,857
I'm looking defensive,
aren't I?
652
00:30:37,023 --> 00:30:40,068
No, no. I think that's great.
Clears everything up.
653
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:47,868
It's no big deal, really...
654
00:30:51,371 --> 00:30:53,999
There's a mass lesion
in the left anterior temporal lobe
655
00:30:54,124 --> 00:30:56,168
surrounded by oedema.
656
00:30:56,293 --> 00:30:58,962
Did you just insult me
in Pig Latin?
657
00:30:59,087 --> 00:31:00,797
Dr. House, please.
658
00:31:01,465 --> 00:31:04,050
Will you just take
a look at this?
659
00:31:05,510 --> 00:31:09,389
The defect is causing
this nodular shadow here, you see it?
660
00:31:10,474 --> 00:31:13,602
You're right,
I didn't see that before.
661
00:31:15,479 --> 00:31:17,147
Come on, let's go.
662
00:31:19,566 --> 00:31:20,775
Hey.
663
00:31:21,109 --> 00:31:24,696
I know you think you're feeling better,
on account of feeling better,
664
00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:29,201
but this trusted family doctor
thinks that he's found a mass lesion,
665
00:31:29,326 --> 00:31:32,287
so if you could lie back down
and struggle to breathe...
666
00:31:32,412 --> 00:31:33,705
Okay-
667
00:31:34,539 --> 00:31:36,333
You were right.
668
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,085
I'm thrilled I'm wrong.
669
00:31:39,878 --> 00:31:41,213
This is great, Kenny.
670
00:31:41,338 --> 00:31:43,840
You're gonna
get your surgery now.
671
00:31:44,925 --> 00:31:47,177
First person I'm coming
back to see is you,
672
00:31:47,302 --> 00:31:49,888
because compared to me,
you're gonna look like butt.
673
00:31:50,138 --> 00:31:51,306
Hey!
674
00:31:51,515 --> 00:31:53,266
What, no comeback?
675
00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,561
Look at that.
676
00:31:56,686 --> 00:31:57,521
What?
677
00:31:57,938 --> 00:32:00,398
His little finger,
it's twitching.
678
00:32:03,360 --> 00:32:04,444
No, it's not.
679
00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:07,155
Just give it a second. There.
680
00:32:07,572 --> 00:32:08,615
TAUB: And?
681
00:32:09,115 --> 00:32:10,700
He's not better.
682
00:32:12,369 --> 00:32:14,037
What's wrong?
683
00:32:14,162 --> 00:32:15,622
My diagnosis.
684
00:32:16,915 --> 00:32:19,042
I don't know what he has.
685
00:32:19,751 --> 00:32:21,545
Cancel the surgery.
686
00:32:28,718 --> 00:32:32,639
New symptom.
Involuntary muscle movement.
687
00:32:32,764 --> 00:32:34,182
Twitching finger
is a symptom?
688
00:32:34,307 --> 00:32:35,684
The body doing something
it's not supposed to do
689
00:32:35,809 --> 00:32:37,477
is the definition
of a symptom.
690
00:32:37,602 --> 00:32:40,146
Kid's about to have
a life-changing operation. He's nervous.
691
00:32:40,272 --> 00:32:41,231
Or he's not.
692
00:32:41,356 --> 00:32:42,482
FOREMAN:
Or you were right.
693
00:32:42,607 --> 00:32:44,568
Kid got better
when we put him on steroids.
694
00:32:44,693 --> 00:32:46,820
This is JRA and
it's under control now.
695
00:32:46,945 --> 00:32:49,364
Or the steroids
have just tempered his condition.
696
00:32:49,489 --> 00:32:51,533
He got a haircut,
but he's still got bad hair.
697
00:32:51,658 --> 00:32:52,492
What about Lyme disease?
698
00:32:52,617 --> 00:32:55,662
It explains everything,
the heart issues, the internal bleeding,
699
00:32:55,787 --> 00:32:57,205
even why he'd get
better on steroids.
700
00:32:57,330 --> 00:32:59,749
On the other hand,
if he has Lyme disease,
701
00:32:59,874 --> 00:33:03,336
there'd be other subtle clues
like a huge target-shaped rash.
702
00:33:03,461 --> 00:33:04,588
But thanks for playing.
703
00:33:04,713 --> 00:33:06,840
Why can't you just
accept the fact that you cured this kid?
704
00:33:06,965 --> 00:33:09,301
You want to
stop his surgery!
705
00:33:09,676 --> 00:33:11,344
You're not normal.
706
00:33:11,469 --> 00:33:13,638
So you don't want anyone
also to be normal.
707
00:33:13,763 --> 00:33:15,765
You don't think
normal's healthy.
708
00:33:22,772 --> 00:33:23,982
Could be rheumatic fever.
709
00:33:24,107 --> 00:33:25,692
Also explains why
the steroids helped.
710
00:33:25,817 --> 00:33:27,235
It's a similar
inflammatory disease.
711
00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:29,279
Rheumatic fever
doesn't explain liver failure.
712
00:33:29,404 --> 00:33:31,114
Taub thinks that
acetaminophen does.
713
00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:32,699
TAUB: Fine.
Let's test your theory.
714
00:33:32,824 --> 00:33:34,117
Remove his pacing wire.
715
00:33:34,242 --> 00:33:36,620
If he's better,
his heart will be just fine on its own
716
00:33:36,745 --> 00:33:39,331
and then he can have
his operation.
717
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:43,543
If I'm right,
his heart will stop.
718
00:33:45,086 --> 00:33:47,672
Kutner, have the
paddles on standby.
719
00:33:48,298 --> 00:33:50,216
Another chance
to blow someone up.
720
00:33:51,426 --> 00:33:53,303
There'll be
some minor discomfort
721
00:33:53,428 --> 00:33:56,431
and you'll feel a slow,
steady pulling sensation.
722
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,224
Are you sure his heart
is ready for this?
723
00:33:58,475 --> 00:33:59,726
HOUSE: Absolutely.
724
00:33:59,851 --> 00:34:02,103
He's convinced he's sure.
725
00:34:02,228 --> 00:34:04,898
Whereas I care
about your son,
726
00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:09,736
and have therefore brought
a professional defibrillist.
727
00:34:12,614 --> 00:34:14,866
We're not gonna need those.
728
00:34:16,326 --> 00:34:20,246
Dad, I feel fine, and my finger
hasn't moved in a while.
729
00:34:24,834 --> 00:34:27,754
Okay. Take him off.
730
00:34:28,380 --> 00:34:29,881
Here we go.
731
00:34:51,695 --> 00:34:55,365
Heart rates 85 beats
per minute. BP 110 over 70.
732
00:34:55,490 --> 00:34:56,741
Is he okay?
733
00:34:57,325 --> 00:34:58,785
I feel the same.
734
00:35:00,745 --> 00:35:02,997
He's fine. You're fine.
735
00:35:03,957 --> 00:35:05,625
Thank God!
736
00:35:06,626 --> 00:35:08,420
HOUSE:
What do you mean, thank God?
737
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:10,755
God's the guy
who gave it to him.
738
00:35:17,679 --> 00:35:20,682
Thank you. Thank you.
739
00:36:10,148 --> 00:36:11,691
DARNELL: Can you tell us
about the procedure?
740
00:36:11,816 --> 00:36:15,153
We have to use both an extra
and intracranial approach
741
00:36:15,278 --> 00:36:18,656
to get enough exposure
to reduce the encephalocele cyst
742
00:36:18,782 --> 00:36:20,700
and do the bony
reconstruction.
743
00:36:22,952 --> 00:36:24,662
And how are you
participating in this procedure?
744
00:36:25,038 --> 00:36:26,372
She's not.
745
00:36:27,582 --> 00:36:30,752
They don't want me here because they
think the kid's cured. I don't.
746
00:36:30,877 --> 00:36:32,796
DARNELL:
And what do you think the problem is?
747
00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:34,380
I wish I knew.
748
00:36:34,506 --> 00:36:37,550
I just know that if Dr. House is right,
something's gonna go wrong.
749
00:36:37,801 --> 00:36:40,386
Dr. House doesn't
think he's right.
750
00:36:40,512 --> 00:36:43,306
Well, then I'll just
waste a few hours watching a surgery.
751
00:36:43,431 --> 00:36:45,683
See, the danger is,
we have to reconstruct
752
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:47,936
all the way down
to the cranial base,
753
00:36:48,144 --> 00:36:50,522
and there are some
big vessels down there.
754
00:36:50,647 --> 00:36:52,524
So, what we'll do
is we'll work our way down to here...
755
00:36:52,649 --> 00:36:55,276
When were
these pictures taken?
756
00:36:55,401 --> 00:36:58,488
Well, about three weeks ago.
Why? What do you see?
757
00:36:58,613 --> 00:37:00,532
Well, the acanthosis
nigricans was already there.
758
00:37:00,657 --> 00:37:04,661
It's been there a lot longer than that,
probably his whole life.
759
00:37:04,786 --> 00:37:06,663
What about around
his hairline?
760
00:37:07,288 --> 00:37:09,040
What?
There's no discoloration.
761
00:37:09,165 --> 00:37:10,667
There is now.
762
00:37:19,676 --> 00:37:21,719
I have a new theory.
763
00:37:22,053 --> 00:37:25,598
Their bad ideas don't indicate
a lack of intelligence,
764
00:37:25,723 --> 00:37:27,559
they indicate
an open mind.
765
00:37:27,684 --> 00:37:31,354
The willingness
not to be trapped by conventional...
766
00:37:31,688 --> 00:37:32,856
You've got a problem.
767
00:37:32,981 --> 00:37:34,232
Tell me something
I don't know.
768
00:37:34,357 --> 00:37:37,652
You hire beautiful girls, enslave them,
force them to be around you
769
00:37:37,777 --> 00:37:39,654
because you don't know
how to have an actual relationship.
770
00:37:39,779 --> 00:37:43,366
If they're qualified, keep them.
If not, fire them and ask them out.
771
00:37:43,616 --> 00:37:46,828
You do realize that, "Tell me something
I don't know" is just an expression?
772
00:37:47,287 --> 00:37:48,746
- Thirteen...
- You think that just because
773
00:37:48,955 --> 00:37:50,248
she is as beautiful, ergo,
774
00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:51,916
you think that because she
hasn't had a decent idea...
775
00:37:52,083 --> 00:37:55,503
No. My point is she's about to enter
your office, so you should shut up.
776
00:37:58,006 --> 00:37:59,757
You were right
about the diagnosis.
777
00:38:00,383 --> 00:38:02,635
Yes, it was JRA.
I'm very proud.
778
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,929
No, I mean you were right about
being wrong. He's got Lyme disease.
779
00:38:05,054 --> 00:38:07,181
It explains everything.
780
00:38:07,807 --> 00:38:12,145
Could you just hold up some fingers
so I can see if I'm literally blind?
781
00:38:12,270 --> 00:38:14,397
We ruled out
Lyme disease hours ago.
782
00:38:14,522 --> 00:38:15,523
All the symptoms fit.
783
00:38:15,648 --> 00:38:16,649
I am so ashamed.
784
00:38:16,774 --> 00:38:17,734
Is she really
that good looking?
785
00:38:18,151 --> 00:38:18,985
Apparently.
786
00:38:19,110 --> 00:38:21,112
How many lives have been lost
because of pretty girls?
787
00:38:21,237 --> 00:38:23,197
The target rash is hiding.
788
00:38:23,323 --> 00:38:26,242
No one ever looked at
him closely enough.
789
00:38:44,969 --> 00:38:46,346
(BUZZING)
790
00:39:05,907 --> 00:39:08,660
She's getting uglier
by the second.
791
00:39:09,494 --> 00:39:11,329
We can try and pretend
we're above it
792
00:39:11,496 --> 00:39:12,997
and we can try
and intellectualize it away,
793
00:39:13,122 --> 00:39:16,584
but ultimately, shiny, pretty,
perky things are good
794
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:22,090
and ugly, misshapen,
teenage boys are repulsive.
795
00:39:24,634 --> 00:39:26,511
DARNELL: The question
was, do you resent
796
00:39:26,636 --> 00:39:29,472
Dr. Cuddy's interference
in your practice?
797
00:39:30,306 --> 00:39:31,432
Oh.
798
00:39:32,475 --> 00:39:35,478
Well, then I guess my answer
wasn't very helpful, was it?
799
00:39:44,237 --> 00:39:46,656
"Mini-stud", stand up.
800
00:39:53,496 --> 00:39:54,872
I spoke to
your other partner.
801
00:39:55,123 --> 00:39:55,957
After Cuddy told you...
802
00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:58,167
No, I stayed away.
Did it all over the phone.
803
00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:01,379
I asked for a reference. Said you were
applying for a plastic surgery job.
804
00:40:01,504 --> 00:40:02,755
Oh, God!
805
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:03,840
Yeah.
806
00:40:04,841 --> 00:40:08,428
He went nuts.
Apparently you signed a non-compete.
807
00:40:08,803 --> 00:40:09,929
Now, why would
you agree to that?
808
00:40:10,054 --> 00:40:11,764
I don't wanna practice
plastic surgery.
809
00:40:11,931 --> 00:40:14,767
You sign a contract
because someone's making you.
810
00:40:14,892 --> 00:40:16,185
Someone's getting
something from you.
811
00:40:16,394 --> 00:40:18,396
What did they give you
in return?
812
00:40:20,273 --> 00:40:22,150
They agreed to keep
their mouths shut.
813
00:40:22,275 --> 00:40:26,237
So you gave up your chosen career
just so they'd be quiet?
814
00:40:29,490 --> 00:40:31,325
I love my wife.
815
00:40:36,956 --> 00:40:40,585
You risked this job
with nothing to fall back on.
816
00:40:42,170 --> 00:40:44,172
I thought you were wrong.
817
00:40:49,302 --> 00:40:50,762
Sit back down.
818
00:40:52,472 --> 00:40:54,098
You're keeping him
because he's a philanderer?
819
00:40:54,223 --> 00:40:55,224
Where do I sign up?
820
00:40:55,391 --> 00:40:59,103
Ask the Mormon. I'm keeping him
because he's interesting.
821
00:41:00,563 --> 00:41:03,274
Dr. Terzi, would you
please stand up?
822
00:41:10,531 --> 00:41:11,574
Nice.
823
00:41:12,825 --> 00:41:15,119
I have treated you unfairly.
824
00:41:15,787 --> 00:41:17,413
Pre-judged you.
825
00:41:18,998 --> 00:41:20,291
And for me
to be a better person,
826
00:41:20,416 --> 00:41:23,211
I have to
rectify that situation.
827
00:41:23,336 --> 00:41:24,504
You're fired.
828
00:41:30,635 --> 00:41:32,929
You wanna grab some dinner?
829
00:41:33,429 --> 00:41:34,847
Maybe a movie?
830
00:41:36,516 --> 00:41:37,892
Seriously.
831
00:41:51,155 --> 00:41:53,741
Just days ago, with Kenny's
condition worsening,
832
00:41:53,866 --> 00:41:57,453
it was Dr. Gregory House
reassuring Kenny and his father.
833
00:41:58,246 --> 00:41:59,956
I care about your son.
834
00:42:00,081 --> 00:42:02,959
DARNELL: The charming House,
who happens to be a film buff
835
00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:06,337
with a soft spot in his heart for
children told us how he got his start.
836
00:42:06,462 --> 00:42:08,881
See, I became a doctor
because of the movie, Patch Adams.
837
00:42:09,298 --> 00:42:11,843
DARNELL: Determined to save
the boy's life, as well as...
838
00:42:11,968 --> 00:42:13,636
The horror.
839
00:42:14,053 --> 00:42:16,514
Well, it's nice of them
to send us an early copy.
840
00:42:16,722 --> 00:42:18,975
Not so much sent
as stolen.
841
00:42:19,517 --> 00:42:23,479
DARNELL: It was Dr. Gregory
House who served as not only a doctor,
842
00:42:23,604 --> 00:42:25,690
but a rock for Kenny
and his father.
843
00:42:25,940 --> 00:42:29,068
You're putting your trust in someone
who does think the surgery's important.
844
00:42:29,193 --> 00:42:30,945
DARNELL: House, one of
those rare doctors...
845
00:42:31,070 --> 00:42:32,196
God!
846
00:42:32,321 --> 00:42:33,823
...who wears his heart
on his sleeve.
847
00:42:34,699 --> 00:42:37,285
I was saying
that was a stupid thing to do!
848
00:42:37,451 --> 00:42:39,036
It's difficult
not to be moved.
849
00:42:39,162 --> 00:42:40,454
Oh, stop it.
850
00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:44,041
Suddenly, I don't feel I can
trust Michael Moore movies.
851
00:42:44,500 --> 00:42:45,626
Where are you going?
852
00:42:45,751 --> 00:42:49,213
Kittens to get out of trees?
Deaf kids to read to?
853
00:42:49,338 --> 00:42:53,926
I owe it to the world to make sure this
evil never sees the light of day.
854
00:42:58,389 --> 00:43:00,391
DARNELL:
ls there anything else?
855
00:43:02,685 --> 00:43:03,853
(SIGHS)
856
00:43:03,978 --> 00:43:05,730
Thank you, Dr. House.
857
00:43:07,231 --> 00:43:08,524
Thank you.