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(TIRES SCREECH)
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ANNOUNCER: And now,
coming to the line,
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last year's
Rookie of the Year,Casey Alfonso!
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In lane two,nine-time
national champion, Tony Kumer.
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(CROWD CHEERING)
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Tony's got his light onin lane two,
and now Caseyis approaching the line.
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- How do you feel?
- Great.
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I feel like
throwing up my guts.
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You always feel
like throwing up.
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Come on, Dad. Let's get
this digger on the line.
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You sure you don't wanna
go to law school?
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- I hate lawyers!
- Yeah, so do I.
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Go get 'em, baby!
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ANNOUNCER: Okay, looks like
we're ready to go!
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Let's hear it, folks!
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And it's Casey Alfonso,
by less thanhalf a car length!
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What a spectacular finish
for the young female.
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Casey Alfonso,
with an amazing finish.
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What'd you do
at the end there?
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Yeah, yeah.
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At about 250 feet,
the car got out of shape a bit,
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but about halfway down,
I just got into the zone or something.
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I pedaled it back into the groove.
It was the coolest ride of my life.
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How does it feel
to be nine-time national champion...
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(VOICE DISTORTS)
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(CLEARS THROAT)
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I'm sorry.
Can you repeat that?
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(VOICES DISTORTING)
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Casey? Casey! Casey!
Out of the way. Out of the way!
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Casey! Get me an ambulance.
Ron, get the ambulance! Casey?
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THIRTEEN:
Sixty-eight year old male, non-smoker.
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Sixty-eight's
a good run.
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That'll leave something in the lock box
for the rest of us. Next?
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That's your breakfast?
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Technically,
it's Wilson's lunch.
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Twenty-month old baby,
persistent rash, fever...
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Too much crying.
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- Female college student with...
- Too much drama.
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You don't care about
the crying or the drama,
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'cause you won't
see the patient.
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And you'd treat Methuselah if his snot
had an interesting color.
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Means you've already decided which case
you wanna take next.
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Tell me about speed racer.
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Female, seizure with visual and auditory
processing deficiency.
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I did a consult, and...
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What kind of race car?
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Dragster.
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Continue.
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You're gonna take a case
based on the car she drives?
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Nothing says,
"Thanks for saving my life"
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like a test drive in a car that
accelerates faster than a space shuttle.
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You can't save her life,
'cause she's not dying.
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Her labs show
signs of dehydration,
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means the problem's
just likely heatstroke.
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Kind of hard to get
heat struck in four and a half seconds.
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Not when you're wearing
a three-layer fireproof suit.
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(DOOR OPENS)
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Excuse me, Dr. House?
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No. Lazy ass
called in sick again.
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We can give him the message.
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May we talk in private?
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So, either it's heatstroke,
in which case we take the afternoon off,
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or it's one of the diagnoses
that you guys are gonna have for me
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in two minutes.
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You're in charge.
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I know.
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- Cop?
- He's not packing.
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Your dad's either a cop
or a security guard.
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Or she carries a weapon.
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You're with the CIA.
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One of our employees
just returned from an assignment sick.
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Now, we believe he may be the victim
of an assassination attempt.
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Sure.
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You wanna close the door?
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Door?
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Well, I assume you're gonna drop trou at
some point during the dance,
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I don't see why
I should share.
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This isn't a joke.
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If you're willing to help us,
we need to leave now.
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If I have to walk somewhere, there
better be at least five girls involved.
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And they better be working
their way through college.
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Okay, what have you got?
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Hereditary brain disorder,
transient ischemia
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or paraneoplastic
syndrome.
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None of those go away with IV fluids.
It's heatstroke.
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Or Cushing's or calcium deficiency.
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Who's your friend?
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We use the term
life partner.
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Get a fresh history, neurological exam
and an MRI of her head.
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Fifteen minutes
for the lap dance,
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a half-hour to
scrub the guilt off my soul...
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See you in 45!
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Dr. House,
we need to hurry.
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Yeah, we need to hurry.
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Little advice.
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I mean, obviously the Village People
played out the whole cop thing.
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But come on, CIA?
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You seriously expect
anyone to believe that?
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It helps when you have props.
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Keep your eye on my pen.
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Very good.
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Any nausea or vomiting
before the seizure?
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No.
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My dad had some, but he's always like
that before a race.
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Could have been
food poisoning.
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- You two eat breakfast together?
- No.
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Any history of sciatica
or spinal injury?
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No.
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Abnormal deep tendon reflex.
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Really? Let me see.
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- It's there.
- I didn't say it wasn't there,
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I said it was abnormal.
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We're gonna give you
an MRI to be sure,
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but I'm guessing your symptoms were
caused by just dehydration in the heat.
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You're guessing?
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Look, I make a living
driving 300 miles an hour,
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which makes the ability
to stay conscious kind of important.
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I'm sure it's just heatstroke,
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but we're gonna do an MRI
to be extra careful.
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
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You said you left
your cell in your office.
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I lied.
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I wasn't going to take it.
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Just tell you to
turn it off for take-off.
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I know.
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I just wanted to see if you could tell
that I was lying.
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Useful information. Yeah?
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Where are you?
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I'm on a top-secret
mission for the CIA.
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Right.
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There was nothing
on your race car driver's CT
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and the history
and physical were normal.
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Her deep tendon reflexes
seemed a bit weak to me.
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Areflexia could
mean Miller Fisher.
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Yes, areflexia
could mean Miller Fisher,
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but since the reflex was weak, not
absent, it doesn't mean anything.
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I'm releasing her.
You can go back to your poker game.
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Poker's illegal.
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HOUSE: The CIA
would never allowillegal activity.
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THIRTEEN: Have you considered
Miller Fisher?
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Why? What happened?
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She just had another seizure. And now
she's getting a vertical nystagmus.
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We think it's Miller Fisher,
an inflammatory process.
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In rare cases, it can cause
respiratory failure, but...
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Wait, wait.
She could stop breathing?
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You said there was nothing wrong.
You said you were sure.
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You just had another seizure.
Clearly there's something wrong.
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So, why should I trust you
to figure out what it is?
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Where's Dr. House?
I'm at this hospital...
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FOREMAN: It's gonna be all right.
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We just need to start
the plasmapheresis.
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CASEY: No.
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It's not going
to be all right,
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because you obviously
don't have a clue what you're doing.
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
I'm not letting you touch me.
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Honey!
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I wanna see House.
Where is he?
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It looks a lot better on 24.
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I take that back.
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Dr. Samira Terzi.
It's a pleasure to meet you, Dr. House.
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We really appreciate
the consult on such short notice.
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There's nothing that gives me more
pleasure than helping out a colleague.
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This is Dr. Sidney Curtis
from the Mayo Clinic.
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He's also agreed to
help with the diagnosis.
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Dr. House.
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Curtis on Immunology,
Sidney Curtis?
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You've read it?
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Nope, but it is keeping
my piano level.
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So, where is
the poor sick fella?
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TAUB: What do we do?
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I don't know yet.
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COLE: She needs treatment.
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AMBER: This is a test, right?
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You're reporting
back to him everything we do.
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Yeah. And I asked the patient
to be uncooperative.
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Personally, I think
she overplayed it.
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She's being uncooperative because you
made us all look like idiots.
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We're only gonna
look like idiots
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if we can't figure out how to get her
to agree to the treatment.
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What would
House do right now?
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Pop a pill, insult us
and trick the patient.
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We can do that last part.
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She's never met House
before, has she?
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KUTNER: Who's got a cane?
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House isn't here.
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We're not gonna
act like him.
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What do you want?
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I'm gonna do what doctors
aren't supposed to do,
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admit I made a mistake.
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I shouldn't have been
so quick to dismiss your symptoms.
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But you need to let us
start the plasmapheresis.
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What do you want?
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Case? Honey, do you
know where you are?
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- She's burning up.
- Start the treatment.
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- I can't.
- You've got my permission.
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- She's obviously confused.
- Doesn't matter anymore.
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Miller Fisher doesn't
cause delirium and fever.
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I don't know what this is.
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I'm afraid there are gonna be some
limitations on his medical history.
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Just let me know what you need and I
should be able to provide it.
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FYI, my malpractice insurance
doesn't cover alien autopsies.
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That's fine.
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X-files are
the next wing over.
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Where was the patient
when he first fell ill?
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Sorry, that's classified.
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But assume there aren't too many places
in the world John hasn't been.
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And, yes,
John's a cover name.
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And what makes you
think it was an attempt on his life?
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Sorry, can't tell
you that, either.
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- Well, what can you tell us?
- Yeah.
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Did Oswald really have sex
with Marilyn Monroe?
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(CURTIS EXCLAIMS)
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Good Lord.
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Very professional.
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Five days ago
he was 185 pounds. Perfect health.
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Cool.
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Fever and delirium
rule out...
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He's not gonna hire you just because
you called him the most,
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especially since it's obvious
he doesn't want to be called.
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Symptoms rule out Miller Fisher.
MS fits better.
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Progression's too fast.
More likely meningitis.
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Areflexia doesn't
fit as well with...
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Does with amyloidosis.
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That's even slower
than MS. It's lupus.
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I'm with
the little man on this one.
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It's attacking the body
and the brain, classic autoimmune.
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Flirt all you want, but I should warn
you, shiksas are for practice.
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Lupus this aggressive
wouldn't spare her kidneys.
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It's primarily neurological.
Let's start her on...
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Then why no plaques
on her MRI?
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MRI was inconclusive.
Start her on...
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So, now you're sure
that it's MS.
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Just like you were sure
it was Miller Fisher.
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An hour after you were sure
it was heatstroke.
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The symptoms fit.
Start her on interferon.
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We're not gonna
score any points with House
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if we solve this
just by running your errands.
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- I get that you wanna be right.
- You don't?
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I'm just trying to save the patient,
not score points with my boss.
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Would it hurt the patient
if you let us run some tests?
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You've got three hours.
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We've run six complete
tox screens,
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tested for every heavy metal, poison and
biological agent we can think of.
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It says here he ate
a lot of chestnuts.
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Hold on a second.
246
00:13:21,823 --> 00:13:24,283
If the squirrel liberation army
is involved, I'm out of here.
247
00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,618
Those little rodents are...
248
00:13:25,743 --> 00:13:28,037
Horse chestnuts are poisonous.
If someone switched them...
249
00:13:28,162 --> 00:13:29,664
Horse chestnuts
may look like chestnuts,
250
00:13:29,789 --> 00:13:32,291
but they taste like
a horse's lower than chestnuts,
251
00:13:32,417 --> 00:13:34,627
which makes the theory that he
accidentally ate a couple of hundred
252
00:13:34,752 --> 00:13:36,796
slightly less persuasive.
253
00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:42,593
Seeing as how he was prowling
the back alleys of Tehran...
254
00:13:42,718 --> 00:13:44,720
It wasn't Tehran,
it was...
255
00:13:45,721 --> 00:13:46,556
(EXCLAIMS)
256
00:13:46,681 --> 00:13:48,349
You almost got me.
257
00:13:48,766 --> 00:13:50,768
Unless we know the local
environmental factors,
258
00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:51,811
the poisonous flora...
259
00:13:51,936 --> 00:13:53,187
You know I can't
tell you that.
260
00:13:53,312 --> 00:13:56,941
Well, then why are we here? You might
as well just Google "poison."
261
00:13:57,066 --> 00:14:01,237
All they would tell me is he spent
the last eleven months in Bolivia.
262
00:14:01,362 --> 00:14:04,490
Who you gonna kill
in Bolivia? My old housekeeper?
263
00:14:04,699 --> 00:14:05,741
We don't kill people.
264
00:14:05,867 --> 00:14:08,119
I'm sorry, who are you
gonna marginalize?
265
00:14:08,244 --> 00:14:10,705
If it is my housekeeper,
she has it coming.
266
00:14:10,830 --> 00:14:12,373
Cleaning the windows
means cleaning both sides.
267
00:14:12,498 --> 00:14:14,333
Am I right or am I right?
268
00:14:14,459 --> 00:14:16,377
What does it matter
what he was doing?
269
00:14:16,502 --> 00:14:18,379
- The guy's dying.
- Not anymore.
270
00:14:18,504 --> 00:14:20,715
I know what's
poisoning him, and who.
271
00:14:20,840 --> 00:14:22,133
John.
272
00:14:24,427 --> 00:14:25,720
It's just pancreatitis.
273
00:14:25,845 --> 00:14:27,221
He's not an alcoholic.
274
00:14:27,346 --> 00:14:29,515
And unless his pancreas
is in his fingers...
275
00:14:29,640 --> 00:14:31,309
Spies can't get
fungal infections?
276
00:14:31,434 --> 00:14:32,435
And the burns on his skin?
277
00:14:32,560 --> 00:14:34,520
Spies can't get sunburns?
278
00:14:34,645 --> 00:14:35,605
Bolivia doesn't have sun?
279
00:14:35,730 --> 00:14:40,234
So, either we go with his theory
of the non-drinking drunk,
280
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:42,236
or he was poisoned
by some group
281
00:14:42,361 --> 00:14:45,156
with the resources
to make it completely untraceable,
282
00:14:45,281 --> 00:14:47,450
some customized isotope.
283
00:14:51,496 --> 00:14:54,332
Let's treat for
radiation poisoning.
284
00:14:56,000 --> 00:15:02,215
The iodine's to protect your thyroid.
Antibiotics are to handle infections.
285
00:15:02,340 --> 00:15:04,383
Should start working
in a couple of hours.
286
00:15:04,509 --> 00:15:07,720
We should celebrate
with a beer or eight.
287
00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:10,389
I don't drink.
288
00:15:10,515 --> 00:15:13,601
Oh, me thinks he doth
protest too much.
289
00:15:13,726 --> 00:15:15,853
He's deathly ill.
Why would he lie about drinking?
290
00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:20,149
Guilt over killing a man would make
anyone hit the sauce.
291
00:15:20,274 --> 00:15:22,276
We don't kill people.
292
00:15:22,693 --> 00:15:23,528
HOUSE: Right.
293
00:15:23,653 --> 00:15:25,530
You just lie
to your friends and family,
294
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:29,075
establish false identities, trick people
into betraying their country.
295
00:15:29,200 --> 00:15:32,620
He'd never
cover up his drinking. He's too honest.
296
00:15:32,745 --> 00:15:35,623
Hey! Something
I've always wanted to know.
297
00:15:35,748 --> 00:15:38,501
That poison lipstick
that Ginger used to kiss Gilligan,
298
00:15:38,626 --> 00:15:40,545
why didn't that kill her?
299
00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,552
Okay, drum roll!
300
00:15:47,677 --> 00:15:51,514
LP is negative
for meningitis.
301
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,683
Sorry, Cole.
302
00:15:53,808 --> 00:15:57,728
Fat pad biopsy is...
Wait for it...
303
00:15:58,688 --> 00:16:03,401
Negative for amyloidosis
and Thirteen goes down!
304
00:16:03,526 --> 00:16:04,694
Could we hurry this up?
My son has...
305
00:16:04,819 --> 00:16:06,362
Can I have a kid, too?
I'm working too hard.
306
00:16:06,487 --> 00:16:07,405
I could hook you up.
307
00:16:07,572 --> 00:16:08,990
If I had two minutes
and some anti-nausea meds,
308
00:16:09,115 --> 00:16:11,117
I'd take you up
on that.
309
00:16:11,242 --> 00:16:12,994
And for the gold...
310
00:16:15,079 --> 00:16:17,790
Protein's 65,
glucose, 70.
311
00:16:17,915 --> 00:16:19,834
It's MS,
start her on interferon.
312
00:16:20,001 --> 00:16:20,835
Now, turn to the last page.
313
00:16:20,960 --> 00:16:23,212
Sad rate's 95,
ANA's weakly positive.
314
00:16:23,337 --> 00:16:24,338
Positive, it's lupus.
315
00:16:24,463 --> 00:16:26,215
Weakly, not lupus.
It's MS.
316
00:16:26,340 --> 00:16:28,301
We obviously don't know what it is.
Treat for both.
317
00:16:28,426 --> 00:16:30,094
No. I gave in
on the tests.
318
00:16:30,219 --> 00:16:32,471
We're not treating her
for two completely separate diseases
319
00:16:32,638 --> 00:16:35,725
because you think
lupus will win you a prize.
320
00:16:41,355 --> 00:16:43,357
- Still think it's lupus?
- Yeah.
321
00:16:43,608 --> 00:16:44,817
Me, too.
322
00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:48,237
In case of emergency,
go to the emergency room.
323
00:16:50,323 --> 00:16:51,157
Could be lupus.
324
00:16:51,282 --> 00:16:52,325
That's what we figured.
325
00:16:52,867 --> 00:16:53,993
Then why are you here?
326
00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:56,203
You're an immunologist.
We wanted to confirm...
327
00:16:56,329 --> 00:16:58,873
Who are you looking for me to help you
sell down the river? House or Cuddy?
328
00:16:59,081 --> 00:17:00,625
Foreman.
329
00:17:01,375 --> 00:17:03,336
- Sorry.
- He's pushing MS.
330
00:17:03,461 --> 00:17:04,378
Thinks that because
he's in charge,
331
00:17:04,503 --> 00:17:06,422
he has to prove
he's the smartest guy in the room.
332
00:17:06,547 --> 00:17:09,050
All I've heard about you, you put
the patient above everything else.
333
00:17:09,175 --> 00:17:12,178
That's why everyone
finds you so annoying.
334
00:17:13,804 --> 00:17:16,349
- All House cares about is results.
- I know.
335
00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:18,434
I'm talking about
how to deal with Foreman.
336
00:17:18,559 --> 00:17:19,685
So am I.
337
00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:24,774
Fever's down to 101.5.
338
00:17:24,899 --> 00:17:26,359
Treatment's working.
Why are we out here?
339
00:17:26,525 --> 00:17:27,902
Trying to figure out
which treatment's working.
340
00:17:28,027 --> 00:17:29,779
It's kind of tacky doing it
in front of the patient.
341
00:17:29,904 --> 00:17:31,739
You put her
on steroids, too?
342
00:17:31,864 --> 00:17:32,698
We had no choice.
343
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:33,658
The sad rate
pointed to lupus.
344
00:17:33,783 --> 00:17:34,950
And the ANA ruled it out!
345
00:17:35,076 --> 00:17:36,410
Doctors!
346
00:17:38,746 --> 00:17:40,039
Legs hurt?
347
00:17:40,164 --> 00:17:43,751
I can't feel them at all. I don't think
I can move them.
348
00:17:59,642 --> 00:18:01,394
Vitals stabilizing.
349
00:18:01,560 --> 00:18:02,687
Tummy ache's gone as well.
350
00:18:02,812 --> 00:18:05,106
So, the treatment's working.
351
00:18:06,482 --> 00:18:10,403
You wanna ditch Dr. Killjoy
and hop on the company jet?
352
00:18:10,528 --> 00:18:12,905
Little trip down Mexico way,
353
00:18:13,030 --> 00:18:16,826
and I'm not talking about
the country or the plane.
354
00:18:16,951 --> 00:18:20,579
Do you think acting like an idiot and
talking about sex works on girls?
355
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:23,165
Well, if it didn't, the human race
would have died out long ago.
356
00:18:23,290 --> 00:18:24,500
You're pretty cheery
for someone
357
00:18:24,625 --> 00:18:26,752
who was just proved wrong
about his pancreatitis theory.
358
00:18:26,877 --> 00:18:29,255
I'm appropriately cheery
for someone who's been proved right.
359
00:18:29,463 --> 00:18:31,632
John hasn't vomited
in six hours.
360
00:18:31,757 --> 00:18:34,510
What's to vomit?
I'm eating his lunch.
361
00:18:34,635 --> 00:18:37,221
Withholding nutrients
is the treatment for pancreatitis.
362
00:18:37,346 --> 00:18:40,057
That, and the antibiotics
you put him on.
363
00:18:40,182 --> 00:18:42,101
I did unhook
your iodine, though.
364
00:18:42,226 --> 00:18:45,354
Didn't seem to fit with the whole "I'm
just jerking you guys around" Gestalt.
365
00:18:45,479 --> 00:18:46,480
You're unbelievable.
366
00:18:46,605 --> 00:18:50,234
Let's ask John if he'd rather be sick
honestly or cured dishonestly.
367
00:18:50,359 --> 00:18:53,320
John? John?
368
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,708
Any chance he's just
overwhelmed with gratitude?
369
00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:20,264
Paralysis.
370
00:19:22,349 --> 00:19:24,643
It's a new symptom?
371
00:19:25,478 --> 00:19:27,354
Big white space on the board
where it would fit.
372
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:28,814
Nice, multicolored markers.
373
00:19:28,939 --> 00:19:32,234
I'm not writing it because we can't know
if it's a real symptom.
374
00:19:32,359 --> 00:19:34,487
When these two went rogue and pumped
her full of steroids, we lost...
375
00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,405
Steroids don't
cause paralysis.
376
00:19:36,530 --> 00:19:38,407
FOREMAN: She was also
on interferon.
377
00:19:38,532 --> 00:19:40,951
Giving her both probably
fried her immune system.
378
00:19:41,076 --> 00:19:42,536
Who knows what infection
you could cause...
379
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:44,622
We consulted
an immunologist, she said we have...
380
00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:46,791
She? You talking
about Dr. Cameron?
381
00:19:46,916 --> 00:19:49,001
- She thought lupus was...
- She tell you to start treating?
382
00:19:49,126 --> 00:19:51,295
Yes! They've ignored you,
they screwed up
383
00:19:51,420 --> 00:19:53,297
and it's fun
watching you spank them.
384
00:19:53,422 --> 00:19:54,590
But, can we get back
to the medicine?
385
00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:58,677
The last thing any of you
give a damn about is the medicine.
386
00:20:00,596 --> 00:20:02,389
Look.
387
00:20:02,681 --> 00:20:05,476
I'm not saying
you're bad doctors or bad people.
388
00:20:05,601 --> 00:20:07,394
But House is.
389
00:20:07,520 --> 00:20:10,022
He created a nasty
little cutthroat world,
390
00:20:10,147 --> 00:20:12,358
planted you in it,
and is watching you play.
391
00:20:12,483 --> 00:20:15,528
And none of it works
for anyone except him.
392
00:20:17,655 --> 00:20:19,365
And whoever wins.
393
00:20:21,492 --> 00:20:24,703
Given its quick progression,
we gotta assume botulism.
394
00:20:24,829 --> 00:20:27,039
I'll go to her place.
Check out her fridge and pantry.
395
00:20:27,164 --> 00:20:29,542
It's not botulism.
It's polio.
396
00:20:34,380 --> 00:20:38,008
Brilliant. We should search her home
for FDR's remains or a time machine.
397
00:20:38,133 --> 00:20:40,719
She could have contracted it from anyone
who's been to Africa, or...
398
00:20:40,845 --> 00:20:41,971
She's been vaccinated.
399
00:20:42,096 --> 00:20:43,097
Vaccines wear off.
400
00:20:43,222 --> 00:20:46,350
There hasn't been
a single American case in over 20 years.
401
00:20:46,517 --> 00:20:48,853
I've seen this disease.
I know what it looks like.
402
00:20:48,978 --> 00:20:51,647
That's why you're finding it,
because you're looking for it.
403
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:52,857
Polio?
404
00:20:52,982 --> 00:20:54,775
- It's crazy.
- House wouldn't think so.
405
00:20:54,900 --> 00:20:57,194
So, go find House
and tell him your theory.
406
00:20:57,319 --> 00:21:00,990
Take a personal day.
Seriously. Get out of here.
407
00:21:02,032 --> 00:21:03,868
You don't have
the power to fire me.
408
00:21:04,118 --> 00:21:07,580
But I do have the power
to kick your ass off my case.
409
00:21:10,291 --> 00:21:11,709
I'm starting
the botulism treatment.
410
00:21:11,834 --> 00:21:15,045
The rest of you,
look for confirmation.
411
00:21:22,595 --> 00:21:23,804
He should be
brought up on charges.
412
00:21:23,929 --> 00:21:25,681
Okay, relax.
413
00:21:25,806 --> 00:21:27,641
I'll take your book
out from under my piano.
414
00:21:27,766 --> 00:21:30,519
He's dying of radiation sickness.
He's obviously in pain.
415
00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,813
All of which could have been avoided
if you hadn't interfered...
416
00:21:32,938 --> 00:21:34,023
(GROANS)
417
00:21:34,148 --> 00:21:35,816
What was that for?
418
00:21:35,941 --> 00:21:39,403
Radiation sickness
kills specific cells at specific times.
419
00:21:39,528 --> 00:21:42,197
His hair should be coming out in clumps
before he's writhing in pain.
420
00:21:42,323 --> 00:21:45,659
Since it's not, I know who's
trying to kill him.
421
00:21:46,452 --> 00:21:47,661
God.
422
00:21:47,786 --> 00:21:49,622
It's blood cancer,
Waldenstrom's.
423
00:21:49,747 --> 00:21:52,917
Radiation can cause infections,
which set off neuropathy...
424
00:21:53,042 --> 00:21:55,336
If you had
any real evidence of foul play,
425
00:21:55,461 --> 00:21:57,463
you'd be
torturing Bolivians
426
00:21:57,588 --> 00:22:01,091
instead of putting me into a state
of anticipatory sexual arousal.
427
00:22:01,216 --> 00:22:02,468
Can we treat for both?
428
00:22:02,593 --> 00:22:06,138
Bad idea. Unless you're
the one who's trying to poison him.
429
00:22:06,263 --> 00:22:09,141
I'll arrange for
plasmapheresis and chemo.
430
00:22:09,558 --> 00:22:11,060
Are you gonna trust him
after what he did?
431
00:22:11,226 --> 00:22:14,313
I don't have to trust him
to agree with him.
432
00:22:19,276 --> 00:22:20,694
You make a good point.
433
00:22:20,819 --> 00:22:23,614
I've been wrong every time and she still
won't listen to you.
434
00:22:23,739 --> 00:22:28,243
So, either she really likes me
or she really hates you.
435
00:22:28,369 --> 00:22:30,704
And I got a ride
in the jet.
436
00:22:36,001 --> 00:22:38,337
Oh, hi.
What are you doing here?
437
00:22:38,462 --> 00:22:39,630
Just came to say hi.
438
00:22:39,755 --> 00:22:40,839
Hi again.
439
00:22:40,965 --> 00:22:42,925
Where's Mrs. Bearman?
440
00:22:43,050 --> 00:22:44,134
Sent her home.
441
00:22:44,259 --> 00:22:45,928
I was scheduling her
for an MRA.
442
00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:47,680
If we gave MRAs
to every patient with a headache...
443
00:22:47,805 --> 00:22:50,349
This wasn't just a headache,
it was the worst in her life.
444
00:22:50,474 --> 00:22:51,850
And lucky for you,
I'm a neurologist.
445
00:22:51,976 --> 00:22:54,770
She went to a wine and cheese tasting.
Both triggers for migraines.
446
00:22:54,895 --> 00:22:56,271
She's never had
a migraine before.
447
00:22:56,397 --> 00:22:57,648
And I never had
a blueberry bagel,
448
00:22:57,773 --> 00:22:59,066
but for the first time
I had one.
449
00:22:59,191 --> 00:23:00,442
Bagels don't kill people.
450
00:23:00,567 --> 00:23:02,361
This is a classic ticking
bomb aneurism.
451
00:23:02,736 --> 00:23:05,531
Wow.
This taught me a lesson.
452
00:23:05,656 --> 00:23:07,950
I guess when I mess
with other people's patients,
453
00:23:08,075 --> 00:23:10,786
I risk looking like
an officious bitch.
454
00:23:14,164 --> 00:23:17,084
We're gonna have to
track down Mrs. Bearman.
455
00:23:19,837 --> 00:23:22,881
Wait. Never mind.
456
00:23:24,550 --> 00:23:25,551
It's funny.
457
00:23:25,676 --> 00:23:27,469
It's not funny,
it's totally immature.
458
00:23:27,594 --> 00:23:28,721
It is funny.
459
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:30,723
You just can't appreciate it,
because you're the victim.
460
00:23:30,848 --> 00:23:33,600
Yeah. I deserve shame
and ridicule for offering a consult.
461
00:23:33,726 --> 00:23:35,185
Unheard of for a doctor.
462
00:23:35,310 --> 00:23:37,187
You didn't offer
a medical consult.
463
00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:39,565
You offered a
dealing-with-Foreman consult.
464
00:23:39,773 --> 00:23:42,860
For the good of the patient.
It's what House would have done.
465
00:23:42,985 --> 00:23:46,113
Maybe House will hear about it
and tear up with pride.
466
00:23:46,238 --> 00:23:47,698
You think I'm trying
to impress him.
467
00:23:47,823 --> 00:23:50,284
I think that for someone
who's not involved in his team,
468
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:53,203
you're remarkably
involved in his team.
469
00:23:53,328 --> 00:23:55,205
Let it go.
470
00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:56,665
Let him go.
471
00:24:01,045 --> 00:24:02,796
And that's mature.
472
00:24:10,179 --> 00:24:12,639
One-twenty over 80.
Let 'er rip.
473
00:24:16,602 --> 00:24:19,229
Now we got the medical stuff
out of the way,
474
00:24:19,354 --> 00:24:20,814
why don't we meet
back at your place
475
00:24:20,939 --> 00:24:23,525
for some enhanced
interrogation techniques?
476
00:24:23,650 --> 00:24:26,737
My safe word is, "Help,
please, please, stop."
477
00:24:26,862 --> 00:24:29,239
It's two pleases. Anything
less than that, you keep going.
478
00:24:29,406 --> 00:24:33,327
You actually cure this guy,
I'll show you my private water board.
479
00:24:35,037 --> 00:24:38,373
We need to consult
an oncologist about the chemo.
480
00:24:40,751 --> 00:24:43,712
Oh, I'm sorry. I thought you
were still euphemizing.
481
00:24:44,213 --> 00:24:46,548
My valet knows
a little oncology.
482
00:24:51,011 --> 00:24:53,222
I was wondering when you'd grow bored
of avoiding my calls.
483
00:24:53,555 --> 00:24:56,350
Oh, I could never grow
bored of ignoring you.
484
00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:58,393
What's the latest protocol
on Waldenstrom's?
485
00:24:58,519 --> 00:24:59,520
Where are you?
486
00:24:59,645 --> 00:25:01,313
CIA headquarters.
487
00:25:01,438 --> 00:25:02,523
How much fludarabine
do you need...
488
00:25:02,648 --> 00:25:05,567
Either you're sprawled naked on your
floor with an empty bottle of Vicodin
489
00:25:05,692 --> 00:25:07,569
or collapsed naked
in front of your computer
490
00:25:07,694 --> 00:25:08,904
with an empty bottle
of Viagra.
491
00:25:09,154 --> 00:25:11,240
Please tell me which,
because Chase has another pool going.
492
00:25:11,365 --> 00:25:13,283
They flew me in to help
deal with a sick employee.
493
00:25:13,408 --> 00:25:14,576
How much...
WILSON: Hallucinations?
494
00:25:14,743 --> 00:25:16,703
Damn, I shouldn't have
bet on the Viagra.
495
00:25:16,870 --> 00:25:19,498
Okay. Call the Langley switchboard,
ask for extension...
496
00:25:19,748 --> 00:25:22,167
- Thirty-five, seventy-eight.
- Three, five, seven, eight.
497
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:25,504
He asked an awful lot
of questions for a valet.
498
00:25:26,046 --> 00:25:29,758
You know, I happen to have a position
available on my penis.
499
00:25:32,761 --> 00:25:36,140
Wait a second, I think
I screwed up that joke.
500
00:25:36,265 --> 00:25:38,016
You offering me a job?
501
00:25:38,142 --> 00:25:39,768
I'd settle for that.
502
00:25:39,893 --> 00:25:44,523
As tempting as a position
on your staff is, I like it here.
503
00:25:44,648 --> 00:25:47,025
Pays better, and we've only had
one assassination attempt.
504
00:25:47,151 --> 00:25:48,527
And I'm sure
you're a great boss.
505
00:25:48,652 --> 00:25:52,531
That's why your fellows
left en masse a couple of months ago.
506
00:25:52,656 --> 00:25:54,783
I have satellite images.
507
00:25:56,034 --> 00:25:58,370
(PHONE RINGING)
508
00:26:03,208 --> 00:26:04,251
Inspector Gadget?
509
00:26:05,669 --> 00:26:07,880
My God, you're
actually at the CIA.
510
00:26:08,005 --> 00:26:09,131
You've gotta get down here.
511
00:26:09,256 --> 00:26:11,758
They've got a satellite
aimed directly into (Buddy's vagina.
512
00:26:11,884 --> 00:26:15,637
I told them the chances
of invasion are slim to none, but...
513
00:26:15,762 --> 00:26:17,347
Waldenstrom's.
514
00:26:17,472 --> 00:26:21,059
Recommended dose is 25 milligrams
per meter squared.
515
00:26:21,185 --> 00:26:22,561
They do
a background check on you?
516
00:26:22,686 --> 00:26:23,896
Twenty-five milligrams.
517
00:26:24,021 --> 00:26:25,230
They did a background
check on you,
518
00:26:25,355 --> 00:26:26,732
they did a background check
on your friends.
519
00:26:26,857 --> 00:26:28,692
Relax. I'm sure they already know
520
00:26:28,817 --> 00:26:30,652
that you brought heroin back from
Afghanistan.
521
00:26:30,777 --> 00:26:32,112
WILSON: That's not true.
522
00:26:32,237 --> 00:26:34,740
I've never been
to Afghanistan.
523
00:26:35,449 --> 00:26:36,742
House?
524
00:26:40,037 --> 00:26:41,163
LOU: She's getting worse.
525
00:26:41,288 --> 00:26:43,332
Her fever's risen slightly.
526
00:26:46,877 --> 00:26:50,339
But it's definitely...
What? Botulism?
527
00:26:51,173 --> 00:26:53,091
Right? Because
if you're wrong again,
528
00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:55,719
and you're treating her for something
that she doesn't even have...
529
00:26:55,844 --> 00:26:58,263
The anti-toxin
hasn't had time to work yet.
530
00:26:58,388 --> 00:27:01,266
I know it's hard,
but try to be patient.
531
00:27:04,186 --> 00:27:05,687
Excuse me.
532
00:27:13,487 --> 00:27:14,696
I know you're pissed
I interrupted,
533
00:27:14,821 --> 00:27:16,406
but you're gonna be
even more pissed in a second.
534
00:27:16,782 --> 00:27:18,367
You tested her
without telling me?
535
00:27:18,492 --> 00:27:22,287
Yeah. I know, I'm really,
really sorry, but...
536
00:27:22,412 --> 00:27:24,873
On the other hand,
it's positive.
537
00:27:27,251 --> 00:27:29,002
She has polio.
538
00:27:32,172 --> 00:27:33,924
Now what, boss?
539
00:27:36,843 --> 00:27:38,512
Where's House?
540
00:27:39,263 --> 00:27:42,057
He's blown
off four hours of clinic.
541
00:27:44,518 --> 00:27:46,687
He's consulting
for the CIA.
542
00:27:48,689 --> 00:27:50,482
Seriously, call Langley,
543
00:27:50,607 --> 00:27:54,695
and ask for extension three, five...
It's three, five, three, six?
544
00:27:54,820 --> 00:27:56,363
It's definitely
two threes.
545
00:27:56,488 --> 00:27:58,573
I wrote it down.
I have it somewhere.
546
00:27:58,699 --> 00:28:01,910
He's gonna make up
twice his skipped hours in the clinic.
547
00:28:02,035 --> 00:28:03,578
Okay-duke.
548
00:28:03,704 --> 00:28:06,164
And for protecting him,
you're gonna make up twice that.
549
00:28:06,290 --> 00:28:08,125
Why are you punishing me
worse than him?
550
00:28:08,250 --> 00:28:11,128
Because House never learns.
You might.
551
00:28:11,461 --> 00:28:12,462
(DOOR CLOSES)
552
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:22,848
How are you feeling?
553
00:28:23,932 --> 00:28:25,183
Like crap.
554
00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:27,644
Yeah. Cancer
can be that way.
555
00:28:29,646 --> 00:28:31,648
My hair is falling out.
556
00:28:34,901 --> 00:28:37,029
Is that the chemo?
557
00:28:37,738 --> 00:28:39,239
No, that's too quick.
558
00:28:41,950 --> 00:28:43,827
So, what does it mean?
559
00:28:47,497 --> 00:28:49,750
It means
you don't have cancer.
560
00:28:51,376 --> 00:28:54,046
Someone actually
did try to kill you.
561
00:29:00,677 --> 00:29:03,305
You're stubborn.
You're arrogant!
562
00:29:03,472 --> 00:29:04,306
There's no need to yell.
563
00:29:04,431 --> 00:29:05,974
You may have cost
that man his life.
564
00:29:06,099 --> 00:29:07,726
He's getting the
radiation treatment.
565
00:29:07,851 --> 00:29:09,144
Twenty-four hours
too late.
566
00:29:09,269 --> 00:29:11,396
I didn't yell at you
when I thought you were wrong.
567
00:29:11,772 --> 00:29:14,232
- I wasn't wrong.
- This isn't productive.
568
00:29:14,358 --> 00:29:17,152
There is no "productive,"
it's too late!
569
00:29:17,277 --> 00:29:20,197
Because of your inexperience,
your poor judgment
570
00:29:20,322 --> 00:29:23,200
and your failure to recognize
a reckless fool.
571
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:27,371
Cordyceps sinensis.
572
00:29:32,250 --> 00:29:36,296
It's an herbal treatment
derived from a parasitic fungus.
573
00:29:36,421 --> 00:29:38,423
Comes from caterpillars.
574
00:29:38,548 --> 00:29:40,425
Along with dimercaprol
chelation,
575
00:29:40,550 --> 00:29:42,386
it's been shown to mitigate
bone marrow damage
576
00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:45,138
from radiation poisoning
577
00:29:46,431 --> 00:29:47,849
in monkeys.
578
00:29:51,269 --> 00:29:53,772
Sorry. I was stubborn
and arrogant.
579
00:29:54,189 --> 00:29:55,732
Self-recriminations
won't help her.
580
00:29:55,857 --> 00:29:57,818
Nothing's gonna help her,
she's got polio.
581
00:29:57,943 --> 00:29:59,444
There's no cure,
but there are treatments.
582
00:29:59,820 --> 00:30:00,904
No, she's dying.
583
00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:02,823
Yeah, every death's a tragedy.
584
00:30:03,281 --> 00:30:04,449
Funny how you weren't
so depressed
585
00:30:04,574 --> 00:30:06,743
when she was just dying because
me and Amber screwed up.
586
00:30:06,868 --> 00:30:09,246
And I'm also self-centered,
thanks for clarifying.
587
00:30:09,371 --> 00:30:11,248
Don't forget self-pitying.
588
00:30:13,291 --> 00:30:15,710
Vitamin C.
Extremely high doses.
589
00:30:15,836 --> 00:30:18,422
It was experimental treatment protocol
in the '50s...
590
00:30:18,547 --> 00:30:19,756
And they haven't
finished yet?
591
00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:21,716
They lost funding.
592
00:30:21,925 --> 00:30:24,469
That's because there's no logical reason
vitamin C would cure polio.
593
00:30:24,678 --> 00:30:26,304
Well, someone
thought there was.
594
00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,807
Someone thought black people
made excellent farm implements.
595
00:30:28,932 --> 00:30:30,308
I'm not talking
about hurting anyone.
596
00:30:30,434 --> 00:30:32,227
I just want to force-feed her
some orange juice.
597
00:30:32,352 --> 00:30:35,939
You wanna throw in
some bacon and eggs as well?
598
00:30:36,064 --> 00:30:38,275
If there's anything
you learned today,
599
00:30:38,692 --> 00:30:40,694
it's gotta be that
you can be wrong.
600
00:30:50,495 --> 00:30:52,414
John, can you hear me?
601
00:30:53,915 --> 00:30:57,335
We're gonna start you
on an experimental treatment.
602
00:31:00,338 --> 00:31:01,381
Tea?
603
00:31:02,299 --> 00:31:05,302
It's a Chinese herb
which has been effective.
604
00:31:05,427 --> 00:31:07,262
I'm dying, aren't I?
605
00:31:09,723 --> 00:31:11,141
Probably.
606
00:31:19,524 --> 00:31:21,735
We're gonna attempt
an experimental protocol.
607
00:31:21,860 --> 00:31:24,446
- A new drug?
- An old one. Vitamin C.
608
00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:26,531
Ultra-high doses
have been shown
609
00:31:26,656 --> 00:31:29,534
to destroy the polio virus
and heal nerve damage.
610
00:31:29,659 --> 00:31:31,536
She could regain use
of her legs?
611
00:31:31,661 --> 00:31:33,121
It's unlikely.
612
00:31:34,498 --> 00:31:36,291
But we're gonna try.
613
00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:38,960
Don't give up.
614
00:31:52,599 --> 00:31:53,892
(SIGHS)
615
00:31:54,017 --> 00:31:57,062
Nausea's not as bad.
616
00:31:58,104 --> 00:32:00,857
Radiation sickness
has a latency period.
617
00:32:02,150 --> 00:32:04,694
You'll get better
before you get worse.
618
00:32:11,618 --> 00:32:14,454
Wanna know what
I really did down there?
619
00:32:16,206 --> 00:32:18,291
Only if it's interesting.
620
00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:22,212
The women there,
621
00:32:23,838 --> 00:32:25,423
during Carnival, they...
622
00:32:26,716 --> 00:32:28,468
They do this dance.
623
00:32:29,886 --> 00:32:32,138
They call it
the devil dance.
624
00:32:34,432 --> 00:32:36,017
Not interesting.
625
00:32:37,894 --> 00:32:41,439
I spent the whole
40 days with this
626
00:32:42,524 --> 00:32:45,860
attache to
the Minister of Defense.
627
00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:52,158
The most buttoned-down woman
you'd ever meet,
628
00:32:55,453 --> 00:32:58,039
except when
she did this dance.
629
00:33:02,377 --> 00:33:04,754
She agreed
to tell me stuff.
630
00:33:07,841 --> 00:33:09,092
(GASPS)
631
00:33:13,346 --> 00:33:16,516
Okay, you got
half a good story there.
632
00:33:18,476 --> 00:33:19,519
Karma.
633
00:33:22,397 --> 00:33:26,484
Best way to rid yourself
of that guilt is to confess your sins.
634
00:33:27,652 --> 00:33:32,574
This pain, it's right.
It's comforting.
635
00:33:34,159 --> 00:33:37,495
It makes me think that somehow
it all makes sense.
636
00:33:38,663 --> 00:33:40,790
What do you mean 40 days?
637
00:33:41,666 --> 00:33:43,585
When they found out
638
00:33:45,003 --> 00:33:48,089
what she'd told me...
639
00:33:48,757 --> 00:33:51,468
Carnival in Bolivia's
only eight days.
640
00:33:55,972 --> 00:33:59,100
You have any idea
what a chestnut looks like?
641
00:34:03,772 --> 00:34:05,690
You idiot!
642
00:34:05,815 --> 00:34:07,484
Who are you calling
an idiot?
643
00:34:08,401 --> 00:34:12,447
Whoever knew that John was stationed
in Brazil, not Bolivia.
644
00:34:12,864 --> 00:34:14,532
Brazil?
645
00:34:14,658 --> 00:34:16,618
Well, then, I guess
I'm talking to you, idiot.
646
00:34:16,743 --> 00:34:19,913
It's the same region.
It's the same parasites, same diseases.
647
00:34:20,038 --> 00:34:22,165
But not the same language.
648
00:34:22,290 --> 00:34:23,833
In Bolivia, chestnuts
are chestnuts.
649
00:34:23,958 --> 00:34:26,336
Brazil, on the other hand,
has castanhas-do-péra
650
00:34:26,461 --> 00:34:28,672
literally,
chestnuts from Péra,
651
00:34:28,797 --> 00:34:32,425
because it would be stupid for people
from Brazil to call them Brazil nuts.
652
00:34:32,550 --> 00:34:35,261
So, he ate Brazil nuts.
Big deal.
653
00:34:35,387 --> 00:34:37,722
No, he ate a lot of Brazil nuts,
which is a big deal,
654
00:34:37,847 --> 00:34:39,182
because they
contain selenium,
655
00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:42,894
which in high doses causes fatigue,
vomiting, skin irritation,
656
00:34:43,019 --> 00:34:45,897
discharge from the fingernail beds
and hair loss.
657
00:34:46,022 --> 00:34:48,066
Any of that
sounding familiar?
658
00:34:50,443 --> 00:34:51,736
Can you treat it?
659
00:34:53,571 --> 00:34:55,407
We already started.
660
00:34:55,532 --> 00:34:57,909
Treatment's chelation, the same as
for radiation sickness.
661
00:34:58,076 --> 00:35:00,537
The only difference is
it works a lot better on nut poisoning.
662
00:35:01,121 --> 00:35:03,164
So, what's the problem?
663
00:35:03,957 --> 00:35:05,709
You're an idiot.
664
00:35:20,014 --> 00:35:21,224
Why is she shivering?
665
00:35:21,391 --> 00:35:23,685
Low serum calcium is a side effect
of the treatment.
666
00:35:23,810 --> 00:35:25,603
I can give her
a calcium supplement.
667
00:35:25,729 --> 00:35:27,147
My arm hurts.
668
00:35:27,272 --> 00:35:30,483
The infusion rate has to remain high
for the treatment to work.
669
00:35:30,608 --> 00:35:31,776
Is it working?
670
00:35:31,901 --> 00:35:33,236
(GASPS)
671
00:35:33,361 --> 00:35:34,446
You feel that?
672
00:35:34,696 --> 00:35:37,031
Yeah, it hurts.
673
00:35:38,658 --> 00:35:41,494
It's working!
This is fantastic.
674
00:35:49,919 --> 00:35:52,380
There's a lot you could learn
at my fellowship.
675
00:35:52,505 --> 00:35:55,341
If you knew the procedures
I could teach you...
676
00:35:55,467 --> 00:35:56,968
Of course, we'd need
a nurse to prep.
677
00:35:57,093 --> 00:36:00,680
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
678
00:36:00,805 --> 00:36:03,600
Actually, I was just trying to make
another euphemism for sex.
679
00:36:03,725 --> 00:36:05,018
So was I.
680
00:36:05,143 --> 00:36:08,229
Oh, God. How can you
flirt with this idiot?
681
00:36:08,354 --> 00:36:11,900
He lied to us again and again.
He broke laws, ethical codes...
682
00:36:12,025 --> 00:36:13,359
I was right.
683
00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:16,529
That doesn't mean
everything.
684
00:36:16,946 --> 00:36:18,114
It means a lot.
685
00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:24,996
Dr. Curtis, Dr. House.
I appreciate your help.
686
00:36:37,550 --> 00:36:39,052
(DOOR OPENS)
687
00:36:39,552 --> 00:36:41,346
- Hey-
- Hey-
688
00:36:54,400 --> 00:36:57,445
When you were dying,
689
00:36:57,570 --> 00:36:59,447
you tried to infect me,
690
00:36:59,572 --> 00:37:01,699
because you knew
I'd fight for you
691
00:37:01,825 --> 00:37:03,201
if I thought
I was dying, too.
692
00:37:03,493 --> 00:37:06,454
Are you bringing this up now so I'll
forgive you for messing with my patient?
693
00:37:06,579 --> 00:37:09,290
I'm happy I changed jobs.
694
00:37:09,874 --> 00:37:14,045
But I know I'll never
have that sort of
695
00:37:15,296 --> 00:37:16,172
excitement.
696
00:37:16,297 --> 00:37:17,632
You miss people
trying to kill you?
697
00:37:17,757 --> 00:37:18,842
No.
698
00:37:19,884 --> 00:37:23,680
I miss people doing whatever it takes
to get the job done.
699
00:37:28,518 --> 00:37:32,063
I guess that's why
I'm having trouble giving it up.
700
00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:37,068
I shouldn't have helped them
mess with your patient.
701
00:37:37,986 --> 00:37:41,573
They had to screw with me.
I've gotten everything wrong.
702
00:37:43,116 --> 00:37:45,493
I don't believe it.
703
00:37:45,618 --> 00:37:48,288
You're not gonna
get everything right.
704
00:37:50,164 --> 00:37:53,084
But you're never gonna
get everything wrong.
705
00:38:07,557 --> 00:38:09,142
(DOOR CLOSES)
706
00:38:15,440 --> 00:38:16,482
Morning!
707
00:38:17,317 --> 00:38:19,193
Where have you been
the last two days?
708
00:38:19,319 --> 00:38:21,362
- Overslept.
- We saved speed racer.
709
00:38:21,487 --> 00:38:24,407
She had polio.
We cured it with vitamin C.
710
00:38:25,491 --> 00:38:29,329
Yeah. I cured depression
with tonic water once.
711
00:38:29,454 --> 00:38:31,331
Actually, I think
there was some gin in it, too.
712
00:38:31,456 --> 00:38:33,833
A hundred and fifty grams
over six hours.
713
00:38:33,958 --> 00:38:34,918
It worked.
714
00:38:35,043 --> 00:38:36,878
FOREMAN: No, it didn't.
715
00:38:39,422 --> 00:38:41,215
I told you,
you can't cure polio.
716
00:38:41,549 --> 00:38:44,385
It means either
she's not cured or she never had it.
717
00:38:44,510 --> 00:38:48,932
Since she's walking out of here,
I tested her blood from admittance.
718
00:38:49,057 --> 00:38:50,391
No polio.
719
00:38:50,516 --> 00:38:52,352
Means Brennan
screwed up the lab tests.
720
00:38:52,477 --> 00:38:53,895
Or you screwed up
your lab tests.
721
00:38:54,020 --> 00:38:55,521
You must have.
She got better.
722
00:38:55,647 --> 00:38:58,816
So, it's relapsing
and remitting. Maybe porphyria.
723
00:38:59,859 --> 00:39:01,945
Well, that's a stretch.
724
00:39:02,070 --> 00:39:04,322
If she had porphyria,
you'd have seen purple urine.
725
00:39:04,447 --> 00:39:07,367
You think it's more
likely he cured polio?
726
00:39:08,242 --> 00:39:10,370
Well, they believe it.
727
00:39:10,495 --> 00:39:13,164
Her symptoms
fit perfectly.
728
00:39:13,289 --> 00:39:16,417
Any alternative is
unbelievably convoluted.
729
00:39:16,542 --> 00:39:19,462
Some doctor would have to poison her
with thallium so it looks like polio,
730
00:39:19,587 --> 00:39:21,506
then fake a lab test,
then give her vitamin C
731
00:39:21,631 --> 00:39:25,218
and stop the poison
so she magically gets better.
732
00:39:25,343 --> 00:39:28,763
Actually, it is kind
of doable, right?
733
00:39:33,559 --> 00:39:34,602
So, what do you think?
734
00:39:34,727 --> 00:39:38,356
Shall we test her for thallium before
you contact Stockholm?
735
00:39:39,357 --> 00:39:40,900
You poisoned her?
736
00:39:41,359 --> 00:39:42,902
HOUSE: The really
shocking thing
737
00:39:43,027 --> 00:39:44,862
is that Foreman was right
about the heatstroke.
738
00:39:44,988 --> 00:39:47,907
Vitamin C cures polio.
I've seen it.
739
00:39:48,032 --> 00:39:51,160
Yeah.
In some bush clinic.
740
00:39:51,285 --> 00:39:53,579
You needed polio
in a place with a proper lab.
741
00:39:53,705 --> 00:39:57,792
The only problem is that places
with proper labs don't have polio.
742
00:39:58,793 --> 00:40:05,466
There is no money in finding cures for
diseases that only kill poor people.
743
00:40:06,592 --> 00:40:08,970
This will make
them do research.
744
00:40:11,431 --> 00:40:13,558
What do you care
if I faked a lab test,
745
00:40:13,683 --> 00:40:15,435
if it saves
a few thousand lives?
746
00:40:15,560 --> 00:40:17,603
I did what I had to do.
747
00:40:17,729 --> 00:40:20,314
Isn't that what
you hired us for?
748
00:40:25,278 --> 00:40:27,864
Which is why
I'm not gonna fire you.
749
00:40:28,990 --> 00:40:30,658
You're gonna quit.
750
00:40:31,993 --> 00:40:33,995
Go on, get out of here.
751
00:40:40,626 --> 00:40:43,379
So, you're just gonna
let him go?
752
00:40:43,504 --> 00:40:44,672
Absolutely.
753
00:40:45,214 --> 00:40:48,676
And I'm gonna let him get as far away
as possible before you call the cops.
754
00:40:48,801 --> 00:40:51,220
Guy's a nut job.
755
00:40:51,345 --> 00:40:54,390
Who the hell
did I leave in charge?
756
00:40:54,515 --> 00:40:55,641
Foreman.
757
00:40:55,767 --> 00:40:59,312
There was a reason for that.
Next time, listen to him.
758
00:41:10,531 --> 00:41:13,326
Where have you been?
And don't say the CIA.
759
00:41:13,576 --> 00:41:15,203
Okay-
760
00:41:15,453 --> 00:41:17,163
By the way,
one of my employees...
761
00:41:17,288 --> 00:41:19,040
Either you're gonna have to
get someone from the CIA
762
00:41:19,165 --> 00:41:20,500
to call and confirm
your story,
763
00:41:20,625 --> 00:41:24,712
or you're doing eight clinic hours
and Wilson is doing 16.
764
00:41:29,509 --> 00:41:31,677
I was in the Hamptons.
765
00:41:31,803 --> 00:41:37,016
I was helping some rich hedge fund jerk
treat his son's sniffles.
766
00:41:37,141 --> 00:41:39,435
Fascinating
as that sounds.
767
00:41:42,480 --> 00:41:45,942
For your honesty,
I will forgive your hours.
768
00:41:47,318 --> 00:41:48,569
Thank you.
769
00:41:51,572 --> 00:41:52,990
No!
770
00:41:54,325 --> 00:41:57,245
The only thing less likely
than you helping the CIA
771
00:41:57,370 --> 00:41:59,914
is you helping some rich guy
in Long Island.
772
00:42:00,039 --> 00:42:02,542
You're doing your hours
and Wilson's.
773
00:42:02,708 --> 00:42:04,669
I know how to
kill a man with my thumb.
774
00:42:04,794 --> 00:42:06,337
Who doesn't?
775
00:42:15,930 --> 00:42:17,140
Hi.
776
00:42:17,348 --> 00:42:18,516
Hi.
777
00:42:26,023 --> 00:42:27,942
I'm gonna take
you up on your offer.
778
00:42:28,442 --> 00:42:29,318
Yeah?
779
00:42:32,488 --> 00:42:36,200
Well, I live a couple
of miles from here.
780
00:42:37,285 --> 00:42:39,453
That's not the offer I meant.
781
00:42:41,330 --> 00:42:43,332
I gave notice today.
782
00:42:43,457 --> 00:42:46,377
You said you were happy
at the company.
783
00:42:46,502 --> 00:42:47,753
I lied.
784
00:42:47,879 --> 00:42:50,464
Doubt you'll
hold it against me.
785
00:42:56,804 --> 00:42:59,098
I'll see you
at 9:00 on Monday.