1 00:00:07,779 --> 00:00:10,866 Grandma's got some cash. We could steal that. 2 00:00:11,992 --> 00:00:13,827 What kind of creep are you? 3 00:00:13,952 --> 00:00:16,580 We steal from strangers. 4 00:00:16,705 --> 00:00:18,498 Hey, Grandma's not gonna call the cops. 5 00:00:18,624 --> 00:00:19,875 Look. 6 00:00:20,167 --> 00:00:22,878 Either you start doing this, or you get a job. 7 00:00:26,798 --> 00:00:27,966 That guy- 8 00:00:29,676 --> 00:00:33,430 You're gonna remember that guy for the rest of your life. 9 00:00:43,607 --> 00:00:45,317 Hey. How you doing? 10 00:00:49,237 --> 00:00:51,490 I said... Hey, give me all your cash! 11 00:00:54,493 --> 00:00:55,619 Why? 12 00:00:56,953 --> 00:00:59,748 You want to buy yourself a pretty dress, you little bitch? 13 00:01:00,290 --> 00:01:03,752 - He ain't kidding, man. - Where's your wallet? 14 00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:07,589 On your sister's nightstand. I forgot it after I paid her. 15 00:01:08,632 --> 00:01:10,258 - Whoa, Tony... - You want to die tonight? 16 00:01:10,384 --> 00:01:12,886 I said where's your wallet? 17 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:15,347 (COUGHING) 18 00:01:16,223 --> 00:01:17,057 I think he's sick. Maybe you shouldn't. 19 00:01:17,182 --> 00:01:18,141 He's faking. 20 00:01:18,266 --> 00:01:21,353 Look, go in his pockets. Grab his wallet. 21 00:01:25,315 --> 00:01:26,900 (wmzeznqe) 22 00:01:27,609 --> 00:01:28,944 Good. Let's go. 23 00:01:29,069 --> 00:01:30,278 (COUGHING) 24 00:01:32,155 --> 00:01:33,156 You all right, man? 25 00:01:33,281 --> 00:01:35,575 He's fine. He's faking it. 26 00:01:35,701 --> 00:01:37,077 (COUGHING CONTINUES) 27 00:01:37,953 --> 00:01:38,870 (DIALING) 28 00:01:41,748 --> 00:01:44,042 Yeah, I need an ambulance at Maple and Fourth. 29 00:01:44,668 --> 00:01:47,212 There's a really sick guy. I think he got mugged. 30 00:01:47,337 --> 00:01:49,840 - What? - Are you happy? Let's go! 31 00:02:26,877 --> 00:02:31,840 Today, we're hunting for the cat burglar of diseases. 32 00:02:31,965 --> 00:02:35,302 Causes a healthy man's lungs to fail, but leaves no fingerprints. 33 00:02:35,427 --> 00:02:37,179 Respiratory distress, could be asthma. 34 00:02:37,304 --> 00:02:38,555 No hyperinflation on the x-ray. 35 00:02:38,889 --> 00:02:41,057 Food allergy. Could have eaten shellfish or peanuts. 36 00:02:41,183 --> 00:02:43,310 No hives. No erythema on the skin. 37 00:02:43,435 --> 00:02:45,437 Pulmonary embolism. 38 00:02:45,562 --> 00:02:48,064 Embolisms don't magically dissolve. 39 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:49,232 What are you doing here? 40 00:02:49,357 --> 00:02:50,567 LaTYTIQOSpasm. 41 00:02:50,692 --> 00:02:52,444 Frosty fall air hits his vocal cords, 42 00:02:52,569 --> 00:02:55,238 they spasm shut, choke him out. 43 00:02:55,363 --> 00:02:58,074 Good idea. You've been tremendously helpful. 44 00:02:58,200 --> 00:02:59,409 - You can leave. - I just hired him. 45 00:02:59,534 --> 00:03:01,203 Well, I fired him. To infinity. 46 00:03:01,536 --> 00:03:02,746 You didn't tell him I was coming back? 47 00:03:03,038 --> 00:03:04,623 She did. I said no. 48 00:03:04,748 --> 00:03:07,793 When your extended job interview slash reality TV show 49 00:03:07,918 --> 00:03:08,960 killed a patient, 50 00:03:09,085 --> 00:03:10,962 you lost your veto power. 51 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,048 Everybody, this is Dr. Foreman. He will... 52 00:03:13,173 --> 00:03:16,009 Does this mean there's one less slot for us? 53 00:03:19,012 --> 00:03:21,223 It's still Dr. House's department. 54 00:03:21,348 --> 00:03:23,517 He decides who stays, who goes... 55 00:03:23,642 --> 00:03:24,518 Foreman goes. 56 00:03:24,810 --> 00:03:28,939 But Dr. Foreman will be my eyes and ears. 57 00:03:29,064 --> 00:03:31,650 You do nothing without his knowledge. 58 00:03:33,693 --> 00:03:34,694 Oh! 59 00:03:34,945 --> 00:03:36,154 Just in case I need them 60 00:03:36,279 --> 00:03:39,658 where exactly will Dr. Foreman be keeping my balls? 61 00:03:42,452 --> 00:03:44,913 If you wanna keep your jobs, that never happened. 62 00:03:45,038 --> 00:03:48,041 The only way to get the cat burglar is to catch him in the act. 63 00:03:48,166 --> 00:03:50,001 Give the patient a methacholine challenge. 64 00:03:50,126 --> 00:03:51,753 See if it sets off laryngospasm. 65 00:03:51,878 --> 00:03:52,963 You want us to stop his breathing? 66 00:03:53,213 --> 00:03:54,798 Well, only until you can figure out why. 67 00:03:54,923 --> 00:03:57,634 After that, it would be irresponsible. 68 00:04:01,680 --> 00:04:03,682 You and I should talk. 69 00:04:04,808 --> 00:04:05,934 I'm sorry. 70 00:04:06,059 --> 00:04:06,935 She didn't have to do that publicly. 71 00:04:07,060 --> 00:04:08,144 Yes, she did. 72 00:04:08,270 --> 00:04:12,232 She had to establish her dominance in front of them. Limit my power. 73 00:04:12,357 --> 00:04:14,150 There's nothing we can do. 74 00:04:14,276 --> 00:04:17,112 Well, that's not the never-say-never Dr. Foreman I know. 75 00:04:17,237 --> 00:04:18,196 There's lots we can do. 76 00:04:18,321 --> 00:04:19,322 Not really, Cuddy... 77 00:04:19,447 --> 00:04:22,075 I can make you miserable. 78 00:04:22,200 --> 00:04:23,368 That's true. 79 00:04:23,493 --> 00:04:25,912 Until you quit. Again. 80 00:04:26,037 --> 00:04:27,581 So, why don't we just skip the middleman? 81 00:04:27,706 --> 00:04:28,832 I'm not quitting. 82 00:04:28,957 --> 00:04:33,753 My God. Not everything's about you and your little job and your little world. 83 00:04:33,879 --> 00:04:36,131 This is about restoring order in the universe. 84 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:37,257 I'm not quitting. 85 00:04:37,382 --> 00:04:39,968 You're gonna be miserable. 86 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:42,095 I already am miserable. 87 00:04:49,144 --> 00:04:51,146 Cuddy obviously thinks we're idiots. 88 00:04:51,271 --> 00:04:53,148 She's not gonna let House hire any one of us. 89 00:04:53,273 --> 00:04:56,568 Tidal volume's holding at 1.2 liters. Increase the dose. 90 00:04:56,693 --> 00:04:58,069 So, which master do we serve? 91 00:04:58,194 --> 00:04:59,946 Whose ass do we have to kiss to get this job? 92 00:05:00,071 --> 00:05:02,115 You really want this job so bad? 93 00:05:02,240 --> 00:05:04,200 How about you try doing this job? 94 00:05:04,326 --> 00:05:07,162 Double the dose to 16 milligrams per milliliter. 95 00:05:08,496 --> 00:05:10,498 My foot's tingling. 96 00:05:10,624 --> 00:05:12,000 Is that normal? 97 00:05:12,125 --> 00:05:14,002 No. What exactly does it... 98 00:05:14,127 --> 00:05:16,338 And my stomach's killing me. 99 00:05:16,463 --> 00:05:18,882 Could this test cause that stuff? 100 00:05:19,007 --> 00:05:20,091 No. 101 00:05:23,929 --> 00:05:25,096 Test was a bust. 102 00:05:25,221 --> 00:05:27,057 Amber has moved down to even money. 103 00:05:27,182 --> 00:05:28,767 We found two new symptoms. 104 00:05:28,892 --> 00:05:30,560 Yep. Back to two to one. 105 00:05:30,685 --> 00:05:32,646 - What's going on? - You're the favorite. 106 00:05:32,771 --> 00:05:34,773 - House's? - To get fired. 107 00:05:36,066 --> 00:05:39,152 You can bet against yourself. Lovely parting gift. 108 00:05:39,277 --> 00:05:41,154 - What's the limit? - Isn't one. 109 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:42,572 Five hundred on Kutner. 110 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:44,449 A thousand on Amber. 111 00:05:45,283 --> 00:05:46,284 Do you take checks? 112 00:05:46,409 --> 00:05:47,494 No. 113 00:05:50,580 --> 00:05:55,210 How do we connect abdominal pain and numbness in the extremities 114 00:05:55,335 --> 00:05:56,378 with respiratory collapse? 115 00:05:56,503 --> 00:05:58,546 Dissecting aortic aneurysm. 116 00:05:58,672 --> 00:06:01,091 Doesn't cover all three. What else? 117 00:06:03,009 --> 00:06:05,261 Carry on. He's the boss. 118 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:13,103 What about a spinal cord lesion? 119 00:06:13,228 --> 00:06:14,145 Would have to be in the brain stem. 120 00:06:14,270 --> 00:06:15,605 It still doesn't explain the lungs. 121 00:06:15,730 --> 00:06:17,607 Weird, though. 122 00:06:17,732 --> 00:06:19,150 That he's the boss. 123 00:06:19,275 --> 00:06:21,903 Didn't he quit recently? Was it a money issue? 124 00:06:22,028 --> 00:06:23,571 Lungs, stomach, numbness... 125 00:06:23,697 --> 00:06:25,115 No, that wasn't it. 126 00:06:25,240 --> 00:06:27,701 It was something else. 127 00:06:27,826 --> 00:06:31,454 Was it bling account? Med plan didn't cover tattoo removal? 128 00:06:31,579 --> 00:06:33,164 We have to unify these symptoms. 129 00:06:33,289 --> 00:06:35,667 I remember. 130 00:06:35,792 --> 00:06:37,669 You didn't want to turn into me. Right? 131 00:06:37,794 --> 00:06:39,504 You didn't want to become evil. 132 00:06:39,629 --> 00:06:41,256 Can we stick to the medicine, here? 133 00:06:41,381 --> 00:06:42,424 Absolutely. 134 00:06:42,549 --> 00:06:44,092 I'm just flattered. 135 00:06:44,217 --> 00:06:49,097 In a few short weeks, seems like I've just turned towards the light. 136 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:50,724 Either that, or you sold your soul. 137 00:06:50,849 --> 00:06:52,142 Multiple marantic emboli could... 138 00:06:52,267 --> 00:06:54,310 Did you get a raise? 139 00:06:54,436 --> 00:06:55,770 Because then you're a whore. 140 00:06:55,895 --> 00:06:58,648 Or didn't you? Because then, you're a stupid whore. 141 00:06:58,773 --> 00:07:00,066 (BEEPER BEEPS) 142 00:07:00,191 --> 00:07:02,110 Patient just crashed. 143 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:06,364 Can they go, boss? 144 00:07:14,956 --> 00:07:16,207 - You're right. - But? 145 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:19,836 No but. You're right about all of it. 146 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,171 Then, I'll see you at the reunion. 147 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:24,215 Seems I didn't get out of here soon enough. 148 00:07:24,340 --> 00:07:28,762 The world thinks I've been corrupted, so no one will hire me. 149 00:07:28,887 --> 00:07:33,808 I hate being here. I'd love to quit, but I can't. 150 00:07:48,323 --> 00:07:49,365 He's got a pulse. 151 00:07:49,491 --> 00:07:50,700 Must be another respiratory collapse. 152 00:07:50,825 --> 00:07:52,243 Means this is our chance to prove laryngospasm. 153 00:07:52,368 --> 00:07:54,245 - We need to tube him and bag him. - We will. Right after we... 154 00:07:54,370 --> 00:07:55,872 If we just let him die, it doesn't matter what he has. 155 00:07:55,997 --> 00:07:57,874 Brennan, tilt his head back so I can get a straight shot. 156 00:07:57,999 --> 00:08:01,920 AMBER: Okay. While you're killing him, I'll get the intubation kit. 157 00:08:05,465 --> 00:08:09,177 I decided you're right. You're obviously in an impossible position. 158 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:11,054 There's no point in me humiliating you. 159 00:08:11,179 --> 00:08:12,180 Thanks. 160 00:08:12,305 --> 00:08:13,807 So, I'm gonna humiliate Cuddy. 161 00:08:13,932 --> 00:08:15,266 Until she fires you. 162 00:08:15,391 --> 00:08:18,353 Guy's faking. It's Munchausen's. 163 00:08:18,728 --> 00:08:20,563 You notice the EMT run sheet? 164 00:08:20,688 --> 00:08:23,483 Paramedic who brought him in is also named Martin Harris. 165 00:08:28,154 --> 00:08:30,782 If the name was Attila Von Wienerschnitzel, 166 00:08:30,907 --> 00:08:31,866 I'd say you might be onto something. 167 00:08:31,991 --> 00:08:34,369 Look, room 406, abdominal pain, 168 00:08:34,494 --> 00:08:37,997 room 403, left-sided numbness, 402, syncope. 169 00:08:39,833 --> 00:08:41,751 He's copying his neighbors' symptoms. 170 00:08:45,421 --> 00:08:46,506 - No. - Yeah. 171 00:08:46,631 --> 00:08:49,217 Coincidence is much more likely than you being a stubborn jerk. 172 00:08:49,342 --> 00:08:51,761 Munchausen's patients create symptoms, not names. 173 00:08:51,886 --> 00:08:53,304 Munchausen's patients have medical histories 174 00:08:53,429 --> 00:08:55,807 they don't want us reading. 175 00:08:55,932 --> 00:08:57,058 TAUB: No laryngeal spasm. 176 00:08:57,183 --> 00:08:59,352 Breathing's resumed normal rate, without intubation. 177 00:08:59,602 --> 00:09:01,312 You see? Nothing's wrong with him. 178 00:09:01,437 --> 00:09:03,148 He's in a lab coat. 179 00:09:04,816 --> 00:09:07,986 Munchausens pretend to be patients, not doctors. 180 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:11,948 He's got Mirror Syndrome. 181 00:09:12,073 --> 00:09:13,575 Giovannini's? 182 00:09:13,700 --> 00:09:16,744 Do you know another Mirror Syndrome? 183 00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:20,206 Brain's got no idea who he is, where he is, what he is, 184 00:09:20,331 --> 00:09:23,042 so it fills the holes with whatever dirt's lying around. 185 00:09:23,168 --> 00:09:25,295 He reads a name tag, he's got a name. 186 00:09:25,420 --> 00:09:28,506 Sees a doctor, he's got a job. Sees symptoms, he's got a problem. 187 00:09:28,631 --> 00:09:30,091 FOREMAN: My explanation's simpler. 188 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,760 Well, if it's simple, then we discharge the nutbar, 189 00:09:32,886 --> 00:09:36,055 but if it's complicated, then the nutbar has got brain damage. 190 00:09:36,181 --> 00:09:38,850 So, we let him jerk them around for a few days till we're sure? 191 00:09:38,975 --> 00:09:41,436 No. We let him jerk you around. 192 00:09:43,271 --> 00:09:45,148 There's a faster way. 193 00:09:49,569 --> 00:09:52,030 Mind if we play through? 194 00:09:52,155 --> 00:09:55,241 Sure. What could possibly go wrong? 195 00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:57,785 What's going on here, Martin? 196 00:09:59,704 --> 00:10:01,414 - Operation? - House? 197 00:10:01,539 --> 00:10:02,582 Who is this guy? 198 00:10:02,707 --> 00:10:04,375 HOUSE: Excellent question. 199 00:10:04,500 --> 00:10:06,419 Who are you, Martin? 200 00:10:10,215 --> 00:10:13,426 He just likes to watch and do stuff. 201 00:10:14,469 --> 00:10:17,263 WILSON: Number 10 scalpel for initial incision. 202 00:10:20,099 --> 00:10:21,726 Glad you're here, House. 203 00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:23,603 Of course you are. 204 00:10:23,728 --> 00:10:24,562 It's lecture time. 205 00:10:24,812 --> 00:10:25,939 WILSON: Yeah. It is. 206 00:10:26,064 --> 00:10:28,733 Stop worrying about the power play. 207 00:10:29,901 --> 00:10:33,112 Was that it? I think you can go a lot deeper, here. 208 00:10:33,238 --> 00:10:35,907 I mean, why am I so obsessed by all of this? 209 00:10:36,032 --> 00:10:39,035 You're threatened by Foreman and feel the need to impress Cuddy. 210 00:10:39,160 --> 00:10:41,120 The only thing that's relevant is Foreman is a good doctor. 211 00:10:41,246 --> 00:10:42,330 He can help you. 212 00:10:42,455 --> 00:10:44,290 - Lighten the load. - Good idea. 213 00:10:44,415 --> 00:10:46,626 I'll have him sort my mail. 214 00:10:47,627 --> 00:10:48,878 Sure. 215 00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:51,130 Deflect. 216 00:10:53,091 --> 00:10:54,842 Who is this guy? 217 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,052 I think we just found out. 218 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,680 It's all about Cuddy. 219 00:10:58,805 --> 00:11:01,140 You've got to be the alpha dog. 220 00:11:01,266 --> 00:11:03,893 You can almost smell the pheromones now, huh? 221 00:11:04,269 --> 00:11:05,812 I like him. 222 00:11:08,856 --> 00:11:11,359 - Told you I didn't need you. - House! 223 00:11:17,156 --> 00:11:19,033 House, what is going on? 224 00:11:21,953 --> 00:11:22,954 0w! 225 00:11:25,999 --> 00:11:28,960 Your blood's turned to sludge. 226 00:11:29,085 --> 00:11:31,671 If we don't heat you up, you're gonna die. 227 00:11:31,921 --> 00:11:33,339 Can't fake that! 228 00:11:38,428 --> 00:11:42,265 Mirror Syndrome patients have no agenda, no ax to grind. 229 00:11:42,390 --> 00:11:44,100 They can read you because they have to. 230 00:11:44,225 --> 00:11:47,812 Moods, attitudes, everything. They're like mind readers. 231 00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:49,063 Except they can read your mind. 232 00:11:49,188 --> 00:11:50,023 Where are we going? 233 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:51,607 Unfortunately, we have to cure him. 234 00:11:51,733 --> 00:11:53,276 His hand wasn't black when he came in. 235 00:11:53,568 --> 00:11:54,861 The operating room was sterile. 236 00:11:55,028 --> 00:11:57,488 Only thing different was the temperature. Cold agglutinins means... 237 00:11:57,613 --> 00:11:59,032 It's gotta be some kind of infection. 238 00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:01,284 No fever, so it's gotta be a tiny infection, hard to find. 239 00:12:01,409 --> 00:12:02,660 And you better find it fast. 240 00:12:02,827 --> 00:12:07,749 This guy feels another cool breeze, his blood turns to slop and he drops. 241 00:12:07,874 --> 00:12:10,168 I need three ways to pinpoint infection. 242 00:12:10,293 --> 00:12:11,169 Blood cultures. 243 00:12:11,294 --> 00:12:13,046 Blood's clumpy. Nothing you can do with it. 244 00:12:13,171 --> 00:12:15,506 Unless we soak him in warm water before we draw it. 245 00:12:15,631 --> 00:12:17,175 Good. What else? 246 00:12:17,300 --> 00:12:19,052 Ultrasound his abdomen. Look for an abscess. 247 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,679 Good. Ladies and gentlemen? 248 00:12:21,804 --> 00:12:23,931 I have a regrettable announcement. 249 00:12:24,057 --> 00:12:25,099 Kitchen has just learned 250 00:12:25,224 --> 00:12:27,935 that our annual shipment of mayonnaise was improperly stored, 251 00:12:28,061 --> 00:12:31,064 so anybody who ate, well, the food 252 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,566 should head across the lobby to the clinic right away. 253 00:12:33,691 --> 00:12:35,193 Ask for Dr. Cuddy. 254 00:12:36,444 --> 00:12:39,280 You're not punishing Cuddy. You're punishing every doctor in the building. 255 00:12:39,405 --> 00:12:42,033 It's her building. Her doctors. Still need one more. 256 00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:43,117 Well, we need to find out his history. 257 00:12:43,242 --> 00:12:44,369 Where he's been, what he's done. 258 00:12:44,494 --> 00:12:47,872 Yeah. He has no memory, but his bio's tattooed to his rear? 259 00:12:47,997 --> 00:12:50,917 The mayo is fine. You can stay where you are. I'm a doctor. 260 00:12:51,125 --> 00:12:55,296 Mail order. I've seen the diploma. There's two N's in University. 261 00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,508 Big Love was right. History is the key. 262 00:12:58,716 --> 00:13:03,721 No ID, no wallet, no missing person's report filed for 100 miles... 263 00:13:03,846 --> 00:13:05,181 The key is the key. 264 00:13:05,306 --> 00:13:07,266 He had car keys in his pocket when he was admitted. 265 00:13:07,392 --> 00:13:08,476 Keep him in the isolation room 266 00:13:08,601 --> 00:13:11,771 so he doesn't pick up Extreme Bitch Syndrome from one of the nurses. 267 00:13:11,896 --> 00:13:13,189 Run the ultrasound and the blood cultures. 268 00:13:13,314 --> 00:13:14,732 The cultures were my idea. 269 00:13:14,857 --> 00:13:17,110 No one's keeping score. 270 00:13:17,235 --> 00:13:18,152 You're losing. 271 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:21,406 Search the street where he was mugged. Find the car and the registration. 272 00:13:21,531 --> 00:13:23,574 There could be thousands of cars. 273 00:13:23,699 --> 00:13:24,867 Hey, why do I get this assignment? 274 00:13:24,992 --> 00:13:26,577 Because, if you deal with the patient, 275 00:13:26,702 --> 00:13:30,039 he's gonna wind up singing Osmond songs and proposing to five nurses at once. 276 00:13:30,164 --> 00:13:32,041 I'll go with Cole. 277 00:13:32,166 --> 00:13:33,042 Ooh! 278 00:13:33,167 --> 00:13:35,294 We have a love connection. 279 00:13:38,548 --> 00:13:39,924 Make a fist. 280 00:13:41,342 --> 00:13:43,010 Little pinch. 281 00:13:43,845 --> 00:13:46,097 Wow. That's a strong pinch. 282 00:13:46,222 --> 00:13:49,767 This thing works. You're lucky you've got me. 283 00:13:50,143 --> 00:13:53,229 My colleague wanted to cook you in boiling water. 284 00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,319 That's right, baby. My blood's that good. 285 00:14:05,241 --> 00:14:06,576 That's supposed to be me, right? 286 00:14:06,701 --> 00:14:07,743 No. 287 00:14:07,869 --> 00:14:09,745 That's me. I'm always right. Gotta be. 288 00:14:10,288 --> 00:14:11,289 I don't think I'm always... 289 00:14:11,414 --> 00:14:16,294 If they don't like you, you've gotta be right, or you're not worth anything. 290 00:14:21,090 --> 00:14:24,760 Infections can hide deep beneath the skin. 291 00:14:25,011 --> 00:14:26,804 This will find them. 292 00:14:26,929 --> 00:14:28,848 Who was that last doctor? 293 00:14:30,016 --> 00:14:33,060 Dr. Amber Volakis. 294 00:14:33,186 --> 00:14:35,146 Don't really need her name. 295 00:14:38,900 --> 00:14:41,736 Wait. You saying that you... 296 00:14:42,904 --> 00:14:44,989 I want her? 297 00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:48,034 Don't know what you want. Don't care what you want. 298 00:14:48,534 --> 00:14:49,368 I'm married. 299 00:14:49,494 --> 00:14:51,037 So am I. 300 00:14:51,162 --> 00:14:56,167 Even if I wasn't, she's a little too aggressive for me. 301 00:14:57,293 --> 00:14:58,544 Hey. 302 00:14:58,669 --> 00:15:01,380 Aggressive is never a bad thing. 303 00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,260 Yeah. True. 304 00:15:14,143 --> 00:15:15,561 I'm done. 305 00:15:17,021 --> 00:15:17,855 You Okay? 306 00:15:17,980 --> 00:15:18,981 Yeah. 307 00:15:19,106 --> 00:15:21,776 We've gotta run some more tests. 308 00:15:23,027 --> 00:15:25,196 You can clean yourself up. 309 00:15:27,865 --> 00:15:29,367 HOUSE: Lesion on the liver. 310 00:15:29,492 --> 00:15:31,410 - Cystic or solid? - Solid. 311 00:15:31,536 --> 00:15:33,955 Well, you certainly did the right thing by coming to me. 312 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:36,123 Yes. I needed a smug oncologist to... 313 00:15:36,249 --> 00:15:37,667 An authoritative oncologist. 314 00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,710 I hate you. Tell me why. 315 00:15:39,835 --> 00:15:42,880 I've been scanning literature. Very interesting study in Sweden. 316 00:15:43,005 --> 00:15:46,717 Apparently, Giovannini's patients mimic whoever they think's in charge. 317 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:50,012 Any country with that low an age of consent and that high a rate of suicide 318 00:15:50,137 --> 00:15:51,472 isn't thinking straight. 319 00:15:51,597 --> 00:15:54,058 I am in charge of our relationship. 320 00:15:54,183 --> 00:15:57,103 It was a surgery. You were the surgeon. In that setting... 321 00:15:57,353 --> 00:15:59,730 You would pick up my laundry if I asked you to. 322 00:15:59,939 --> 00:16:00,898 Go ahead. Ask. 323 00:16:01,023 --> 00:16:03,192 I wouldn't do that to you. 324 00:16:16,330 --> 00:16:19,250 I want all my personal private doctors back right now! 325 00:16:20,084 --> 00:16:20,918 Except for Foreman. 326 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:22,920 Your team, Foreman included, 327 00:16:23,045 --> 00:16:26,882 is dealing with the Great Mayonnaise Panic of 2007. 328 00:16:27,008 --> 00:16:30,928 Frankly, I'm worried it might spread to other continents. 329 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:37,935 Lesion on the liver. Possibility. 330 00:16:38,811 --> 00:16:40,980 Why are you doing a pelvic for food poisoning? 331 00:16:41,105 --> 00:16:43,149 She said her hoo-hoo burned. 332 00:16:47,737 --> 00:16:49,363 Lesion on the liver. Ideas? 333 00:16:49,488 --> 00:16:51,407 Start with a biopsy to rule out cancer. 334 00:16:51,616 --> 00:16:52,491 KUTNER: Could be an abscess. 335 00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,909 Needle works for that, too. 336 00:16:54,160 --> 00:16:56,078 Well, unless it's a vascular hemangioma. 337 00:16:56,203 --> 00:16:57,997 Aspirate that, and he'll bleed out, we'll kill him. 338 00:16:58,122 --> 00:17:00,541 If he bleeds out, we know what he had. 339 00:17:00,666 --> 00:17:02,418 Had? 340 00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:04,128 Two diagnoses out of three, he lives. 341 00:17:04,253 --> 00:17:06,005 We do nothing, three out of three he dies. 342 00:17:06,130 --> 00:17:06,964 Go stick his liver. 343 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:08,215 TAUB: Where's Foreman? We should... 344 00:17:08,341 --> 00:17:10,468 You need him to draft your letter of resignation? 345 00:17:10,593 --> 00:17:12,553 You risking our patient's life to get back at Cuddy? 346 00:17:12,720 --> 00:17:15,181 What? No. That would be childish. 347 00:17:15,306 --> 00:17:17,183 This is what I'm doing to get back at Cuddy. 348 00:17:17,558 --> 00:17:20,478 Who here doesn't have any health insurance? 349 00:17:21,604 --> 00:17:22,897 Michael Moore was right. 350 00:17:23,022 --> 00:17:28,027 MRls, PET scans, neuropsych tests, private rooms for all these patients. 351 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:29,445 Fight the power! 352 00:17:31,405 --> 00:17:32,823 (GROANS) 353 00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:36,911 Sorry. I missed. 354 00:17:37,036 --> 00:17:39,914 I have to reposition the needle. 355 00:17:40,039 --> 00:17:42,541 You're gonna feel another pinch. 356 00:17:44,126 --> 00:17:45,169 You still with me? 357 00:17:45,586 --> 00:17:46,629 I'm here. 358 00:17:47,880 --> 00:17:48,964 You feeling faint? 359 00:17:49,090 --> 00:17:50,091 No. 360 00:17:50,216 --> 00:17:51,342 What's wrong? 361 00:17:51,467 --> 00:17:52,927 It's personal. 362 00:17:53,969 --> 00:17:56,931 You got personal problems? You got no memory. 363 00:17:57,056 --> 00:18:01,936 I'm in a hospital. I don't want to be in a hospital. 364 00:18:07,316 --> 00:18:08,943 You're sick, so... 365 00:18:09,068 --> 00:18:10,111 I'm bored. 366 00:18:15,241 --> 00:18:17,368 You ask what's wrong, then you ignore the answer. 367 00:18:17,493 --> 00:18:19,995 Just go on with what you're doing. 368 00:18:22,289 --> 00:18:24,041 You think everything's okay 369 00:18:24,166 --> 00:18:27,795 as long as you don't think about it, don't deal with it. 370 00:18:31,006 --> 00:18:33,134 Is that blood? 371 00:18:33,259 --> 00:18:35,219 I think it's pus from a fungus. 372 00:18:35,344 --> 00:18:37,096 I have fungus in me? 373 00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:39,974 If you've been in the tropics in the last few months. 374 00:18:40,099 --> 00:18:42,393 I saw this in tsunami survivors. 375 00:18:42,518 --> 00:18:45,646 Their skin grafts would ooze black pus sometimes weeks later. 376 00:18:45,771 --> 00:18:49,358 Traced the fungus back to the sand in the tsunami tides. 377 00:18:50,192 --> 00:18:52,069 That's so cool. 378 00:18:55,573 --> 00:18:57,324 BRENNAN: I think the black pus is fungal. 379 00:18:57,450 --> 00:19:00,077 If I'm right, that's where the cold agglutinins are coming from. 380 00:19:00,202 --> 00:19:02,204 That's what's driving his memory loss. 381 00:19:02,329 --> 00:19:05,958 Amber's putting him on amphotericin. It will cure him. 382 00:19:06,083 --> 00:19:08,210 This makes no sense. 383 00:19:08,335 --> 00:19:10,588 I'm doing blood tests to be sure, but the sooner we get him on... 384 00:19:10,713 --> 00:19:12,840 I'm not talking about the infection. 385 00:19:12,965 --> 00:19:17,678 I'm talking about you letting Tonya Harding administer the treatment. 386 00:19:17,803 --> 00:19:19,722 - I'm out of the game. - Why? 387 00:19:19,847 --> 00:19:21,891 A couple of weeks ago, you named me Grumpy. 388 00:19:22,183 --> 00:19:24,852 Said I didn't want to be here, wanted to be back in the third world... 389 00:19:24,977 --> 00:19:26,729 And you realized I'm right just now? 390 00:19:26,937 --> 00:19:28,773 I got a confirmation. 391 00:19:28,981 --> 00:19:30,441 The patient's nuts. 392 00:19:30,649 --> 00:19:33,694 The patient's unbiased. 393 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:37,072 - The patient has no ax to grind. - The patient is nuts. 394 00:19:37,198 --> 00:19:38,824 I miss my old life. 395 00:19:39,158 --> 00:19:41,285 Helping people who barely have clean water, 396 00:19:41,410 --> 00:19:43,996 let alone the kind of medicines we waste by the SUV-load. 397 00:19:44,121 --> 00:19:49,126 You're nuts. You're gonna be miserable at home, at work, somewhere. 398 00:19:49,251 --> 00:19:51,837 The goal in life is not to eliminate misery. 399 00:19:51,962 --> 00:19:53,756 It's to keep misery to the minimum. 400 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:55,841 Now, that's inspiring. 401 00:19:56,717 --> 00:19:58,552 You said you came back to get married. 402 00:19:58,677 --> 00:19:59,845 What does your fiancée do? 403 00:19:59,970 --> 00:20:01,430 She's a court reporter. 404 00:20:01,555 --> 00:20:04,809 Uh-huh. Well, I'm sure Thailand will have courts any day, now. 405 00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:10,940 Someone's gonna be miserable sometime. Accept it. 406 00:20:11,065 --> 00:20:13,317 That's how I stay so happy. 407 00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:17,029 Why do you care if I stay? 408 00:20:17,154 --> 00:20:18,489 You're good. 409 00:20:18,823 --> 00:20:22,117 Don't screw it up just because you're miserable. 410 00:20:25,371 --> 00:20:29,834 I'm gonna stay until the patient's cured, 411 00:20:31,752 --> 00:20:34,088 which should be in about an hour. 412 00:20:40,386 --> 00:20:42,972 - You okay? - Not okay. 413 00:20:43,097 --> 00:20:44,557 Which one of us is he mirroring? 414 00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:49,019 Well, if it was you, he'd be inflicting pain on someone else, so... 415 00:20:49,937 --> 00:20:52,439 I'd say he's mimicking whichever one of us happens to be dying. 416 00:20:52,940 --> 00:20:54,066 (GROANING) 417 00:20:58,195 --> 00:20:59,989 KUTNER:The heating blanket wasn't keeping him warm enough. 418 00:21:00,114 --> 00:21:02,283 Ordered a whirlpool, got his blood flowing. 419 00:21:02,408 --> 00:21:04,076 So far, it's keeping his rash at bay. 420 00:21:04,201 --> 00:21:07,413 Rash worse equals cold agglutinins worse. 421 00:21:07,538 --> 00:21:09,957 Means what was in his liver wasn't fungus. 422 00:21:10,082 --> 00:21:11,500 Yeah. Labs confirmed... 423 00:21:11,667 --> 00:21:12,543 That it wasn't even pus. 424 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:15,462 It was just coagulated blood caused by the cold agglutinins. 425 00:21:15,588 --> 00:21:20,175 Which you mistook for a cool fungus that you saw after the tsunami. 426 00:21:20,301 --> 00:21:22,344 - Same consistency as... - You saw what you wanted to see. 427 00:21:22,469 --> 00:21:24,054 Not what was there. 428 00:21:24,179 --> 00:21:26,682 Wait a second. Didn't you quit? 429 00:21:26,807 --> 00:21:29,143 I spoke to my fiancée. I'm staying. 430 00:21:29,268 --> 00:21:30,769 Of course you are. 431 00:21:30,895 --> 00:21:33,564 Because you're the exact right amount of miserable. 432 00:21:33,689 --> 00:21:36,275 Broad spectrum antibiotics aren't working. 433 00:21:36,400 --> 00:21:38,152 It's got to be viral or exotic bacteria. 434 00:21:38,277 --> 00:21:39,987 There are a thousand microbes it could be. 435 00:21:40,112 --> 00:21:42,114 We could repeat all cultures. Maybe we just missed it. 436 00:21:42,239 --> 00:21:44,909 Or we could get an accurate history. 437 00:21:45,326 --> 00:21:45,408 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 438 00:21:45,409 --> 00:21:48,078 (CELL PHONE RINGS) 439 00:21:48,704 --> 00:21:49,914 (DOGS BARKING) 440 00:21:53,792 --> 00:21:55,127 We're working on it. 441 00:21:55,252 --> 00:21:58,130 Well, that'll be good solace to the Widow X. 442 00:21:58,255 --> 00:21:59,924 His car was towed, and the tow gate's locked. 443 00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:01,133 Guys must be out on a run. 444 00:22:01,258 --> 00:22:02,551 That's why I sent two of you. 445 00:22:02,676 --> 00:22:05,220 One of you breaks in, the other posts bail. 446 00:22:05,346 --> 00:22:07,264 Getting arrested is not what I'm worried about. 447 00:22:07,389 --> 00:22:10,851 Not a problem. You know how to kill dogs, right? 448 00:22:16,148 --> 00:22:18,609 So, we're back to repeating all the cultures. 449 00:22:18,734 --> 00:22:21,278 Or we get an accurate history. 450 00:22:21,403 --> 00:22:22,905 Didn't we just rule out that possibility? 451 00:22:23,030 --> 00:22:25,908 You guys ever heard any of my metaphors, yet? 452 00:22:26,033 --> 00:22:30,537 Well, come on. Sit on Grandpa's lap as I tell you how infections are criminals. 453 00:22:30,663 --> 00:22:34,583 The immune system's the police. Seriously. Grumpy, get up here. 454 00:22:34,792 --> 00:22:36,251 It will make us both happy. 455 00:22:36,377 --> 00:22:39,588 Anyway, cops don't just let crooks run free. 456 00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:41,715 They keep fingerprints, mug shots. 457 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:45,260 The immune system does the same thing, only it calls them antibodies. 458 00:22:45,386 --> 00:22:47,554 We find out what diseases he's had in his life, 459 00:22:47,680 --> 00:22:51,183 good chance that'll tell us where he's been in his life. 460 00:22:51,308 --> 00:22:53,894 Alice. Your turn through the looking glass. 461 00:22:54,019 --> 00:22:55,104 I raw blood and ' F. 462 00:22:58,315 --> 00:23:00,150 He)!' guys. 463 00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:02,736 I haven't signed off on this. 464 00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:18,419 You seem like a good guy, Cuddy seems decent, 465 00:23:18,544 --> 00:23:20,629 House doesn't. 466 00:23:20,754 --> 00:23:23,549 It means either you're gonna give in, or Cuddy is. 467 00:23:23,841 --> 00:23:26,301 Either way, I'm sorry. 468 00:23:35,853 --> 00:23:37,980 FOREMAN: Your boyfriend has me at even odds. 469 00:23:38,105 --> 00:23:40,107 So talk to him. 470 00:23:40,232 --> 00:23:43,110 I did. He said he's just responding to market forces. 471 00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:45,320 He is. I got 100 on you. 472 00:23:48,991 --> 00:23:50,993 What do you care what other people are betting on? 473 00:23:51,118 --> 00:23:52,411 If he's trying to screw with me 474 00:23:52,536 --> 00:23:55,080 'cause he's jealous Cuddy didn't ask him to take this job... 475 00:23:55,247 --> 00:23:57,166 Right. You're figuring he's jealous of your misery. 476 00:23:57,291 --> 00:23:58,125 He's messed up enough to... 477 00:23:58,292 --> 00:24:00,377 The problem is you're not miserable. 478 00:24:00,502 --> 00:24:02,337 Then House has been wasting a lot of time. 479 00:24:02,463 --> 00:24:05,049 You've been humiliated. Treated like crap. 480 00:24:05,174 --> 00:24:07,092 You have every right to be miserable, but you're not. 481 00:24:07,217 --> 00:24:11,972 Because even though this job is insane, and House is insane, you like it. 482 00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:13,474 You always have. 483 00:24:13,599 --> 00:24:15,642 You know what's worse than a sanctimonious speech? 484 00:24:15,768 --> 00:24:17,811 A sanctimonious speech that's dead wrong. 485 00:24:17,936 --> 00:24:19,438 See? 486 00:24:19,563 --> 00:24:21,482 You belong with House. 487 00:24:25,319 --> 00:24:27,738 We're gonna use your spinal fluid to tell us where you lived. 488 00:24:27,863 --> 00:24:28,906 Cool. 489 00:24:29,239 --> 00:24:32,743 Not really. It's a poor substitute for an actual history and without... 490 00:24:32,868 --> 00:24:34,495 Nah. It's cool. 491 00:24:36,914 --> 00:24:38,499 Yes. It is. 492 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,544 I need you to stay as still as possible. Ignore the pain. 493 00:24:42,669 --> 00:24:44,129 Bring the pain. 494 00:24:45,964 --> 00:24:48,175 I'm not a masochist. 495 00:24:48,300 --> 00:24:49,510 Neither am I. 496 00:24:50,677 --> 00:24:54,348 I know. But I was responding to you responding to... 497 00:24:54,473 --> 00:24:55,974 Never mind. 498 00:24:56,892 --> 00:24:59,978 I just like experience. If it's new, it's interesting. 499 00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:01,438 Yeah? Not me. 500 00:25:01,563 --> 00:25:04,108 I don't just like new, I gotta have new. 501 00:25:04,233 --> 00:25:06,235 If it's not there, I make it there. 502 00:25:06,360 --> 00:25:08,070 Really, I'm just easily bored. 503 00:25:08,195 --> 00:25:10,948 There are 300 million people in this country. 504 00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:13,033 If I'm doing exactly what everyone else is doing, 505 00:25:13,158 --> 00:25:14,409 then who the hell am I? 506 00:25:14,535 --> 00:25:16,411 You know what I mean? 507 00:25:17,454 --> 00:25:18,705 We're just about finished. 508 00:25:18,831 --> 00:25:20,415 I like hot tubs. 509 00:25:22,167 --> 00:25:23,544 They're nice. 510 00:25:30,008 --> 00:25:30,843 You don't knock? 511 00:25:30,968 --> 00:25:34,388 Are you putting K-Y jelly on his phone receiver? 512 00:25:34,805 --> 00:25:36,181 An exploding snake in his drawer? 513 00:25:36,306 --> 00:25:37,516 No. 514 00:25:38,642 --> 00:25:41,728 I'm replacing his Vicodin stash with laxatives. 515 00:25:41,854 --> 00:25:45,065 - Don't. Don't stoop to his level. - Why? 516 00:25:45,190 --> 00:25:48,277 Because he's suddenly gonna realize he's no longer 14? 517 00:25:48,402 --> 00:25:49,987 Either I take his garbage forever, 518 00:25:50,112 --> 00:25:51,613 or I give him a reason to stop. 519 00:25:51,738 --> 00:25:56,326 You don't have to make him miserable. Just make him think that he's won. 520 00:25:56,451 --> 00:25:57,828 I'm not gonna fire Foreman. 521 00:25:57,953 --> 00:26:00,122 I said think he's won. 522 00:26:00,247 --> 00:26:03,709 Find some other way to soothe his ego. The thing's big enough. 523 00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:07,045 You must be able to find some corner to polish. 524 00:26:08,505 --> 00:26:10,883 Where were you two hours ago? 525 00:26:12,217 --> 00:26:14,011 Where were you? 526 00:26:19,600 --> 00:26:22,102 - What do you have? - High titres to histoplasmosis. 527 00:26:22,227 --> 00:26:23,937 Probably lived in the Ohio River Valley. 528 00:26:24,062 --> 00:26:27,191 Also weakly positive on Coccidiomycosis. 529 00:26:27,316 --> 00:26:29,484 Weak means older. 530 00:26:29,610 --> 00:26:32,321 Means he moved to Ohio from the San Joaquin Valley. 531 00:26:32,446 --> 00:26:34,156 Or he happened to visit California. 532 00:26:34,281 --> 00:26:35,908 He's also positive for Chagas Disease. 533 00:26:36,158 --> 00:26:37,451 Central America. 534 00:26:37,576 --> 00:26:39,453 FOREMAN: Or he kissed his maid from El Salvador. 535 00:26:39,578 --> 00:26:42,915 Or he sat next to someone from Belize on a flight to Weehawken. 536 00:26:43,040 --> 00:26:45,417 - Or he ate lettuce from Honduras. - Yes. 537 00:26:45,542 --> 00:26:48,086 You're right, buzzkill. This tells us next to nothing. 538 00:26:48,212 --> 00:26:51,965 But since that's on the something side of nothing, I thought we'd go with it. 539 00:26:52,090 --> 00:26:53,050 His rash is back. 540 00:26:53,175 --> 00:26:56,178 The hot tub isn't hot enough to keep his body warm. 541 00:26:56,303 --> 00:26:59,139 So, we take his body out of the picture. Let's hit him from the inside. 542 00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:01,058 Lipopolysaccharide. 543 00:27:09,149 --> 00:27:11,109 LPS won't just give him a fever. 544 00:27:11,235 --> 00:27:13,153 He could hit 110. Fry his brain. 545 00:27:13,278 --> 00:27:16,156 HOUSE: Or make him just toasty enough to keep his blood flowing free, 546 00:27:16,281 --> 00:27:17,824 like my bowels. 547 00:27:17,950 --> 00:27:19,409 You smell that? 548 00:27:19,534 --> 00:27:21,370 It's not gonna get sweeter. 549 00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:23,872 You nailed Brennan for seeing what he wanted to see. 550 00:27:23,997 --> 00:27:26,166 - You're no different. - But you are. 551 00:27:26,291 --> 00:27:27,709 You used to like this stuff. 552 00:27:27,834 --> 00:27:31,046 You left here because you didn't like what you were turning into. 553 00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:32,005 Do you like who you are, now? 554 00:27:32,130 --> 00:27:33,924 Do you like being (Buddy's errand boy? 555 00:27:34,049 --> 00:27:35,550 (FLUSHES TOILET) 556 00:27:35,676 --> 00:27:38,262 That was just a courtesy flush. I'm not actually done. 557 00:27:42,266 --> 00:27:44,351 - You want to induce a fever? - Well, unless you're willing 558 00:27:44,476 --> 00:27:46,895 to don a white T-shirt and hop into the hot tub with him, 559 00:27:47,020 --> 00:27:49,273 I need another way to keep him warm or he dies. 560 00:27:49,398 --> 00:27:51,566 - You could maim him. - I could cure him. 561 00:27:51,692 --> 00:27:52,693 I'm not letting you do it. 562 00:27:52,818 --> 00:27:54,736 You gonna fire me? 563 00:27:55,779 --> 00:27:56,989 No. 564 00:27:59,866 --> 00:28:02,619 Wait a second. What the hell was that? 565 00:28:03,620 --> 00:28:05,747 You were won over by my soaring rhetoric? 566 00:28:05,872 --> 00:28:09,042 I basically just threatened to hold my breath. 567 00:28:11,670 --> 00:28:13,964 You never intended to stop me. 568 00:28:14,089 --> 00:28:15,674 You just pretended to stop me, 569 00:28:15,799 --> 00:28:17,634 so you could pretend to fail to stop me, 570 00:28:17,759 --> 00:28:20,095 so you could stroke my ego. 571 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:23,932 War doesn't end until Foreman's gone. 572 00:28:24,057 --> 00:28:25,767 Foreman's not going anywhere. 573 00:28:25,892 --> 00:28:27,060 And 574 00:28:27,185 --> 00:28:29,354 I know when my Vicodin isn't Vicodin. 575 00:28:29,521 --> 00:28:34,067 Do you know when your birth control pills aren't birth control pills? 576 00:28:35,652 --> 00:28:39,656 If we can keep your fever up, we can get you back on dry land. 577 00:28:39,781 --> 00:28:41,450 You feeling okay? 578 00:28:42,451 --> 00:28:44,202 Surprisingly, yeah. 579 00:28:44,328 --> 00:28:45,412 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 580 00:28:45,537 --> 00:28:46,580 I feel pretty good. 581 00:28:46,705 --> 00:28:49,499 That's not the way fevers usually work. 582 00:28:50,625 --> 00:28:54,713 Nothing around here works the way it's supposed to work. 583 00:28:54,838 --> 00:28:56,006 No kidding. 584 00:28:56,131 --> 00:28:57,507 You're giving me a fever. 585 00:28:59,134 --> 00:29:01,053 Doctors don't give people fevers. 586 00:29:01,178 --> 00:29:03,263 It was necessary to keep your blood flowing. 587 00:29:03,388 --> 00:29:04,681 Yeah. 588 00:29:05,932 --> 00:29:07,851 It was necessary. 589 00:29:09,311 --> 00:29:12,105 And that was all that mattered. 590 00:29:14,566 --> 00:29:16,610 It's exciting, isn't it? 591 00:29:17,194 --> 00:29:18,904 You're happy? 592 00:29:20,781 --> 00:29:22,532 Why wouldn't I be? 593 00:29:23,450 --> 00:29:25,160 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING RAPIDLY) 594 00:29:25,285 --> 00:29:28,372 Whoa. Hey. Hey. You with me? 595 00:29:28,497 --> 00:29:29,706 (HEART MONITOR HUMMING) 596 00:29:29,831 --> 00:29:31,625 I need help in here! 597 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:35,045 - V-fib. We've got to shock him. - Get him out of the water. 598 00:29:35,170 --> 00:29:36,171 How long's he been out? 599 00:29:36,296 --> 00:29:38,340 Just a few seconds. 600 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:40,967 (BEEPING CONTINUES) 601 00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:46,223 - He's dry enough. - Not yet. 602 00:29:46,348 --> 00:29:47,307 - Dry faster. - Ten more seconds. 603 00:29:47,432 --> 00:29:48,725 - He'll get brain damage. - He needs... 604 00:29:48,850 --> 00:29:50,185 - Kutner, you... - Wait! 605 00:29:50,310 --> 00:29:52,354 He's dry enough. Clear. 606 00:29:55,148 --> 00:29:56,858 (HEART MONITOR BEEPS CONSISTENTLY) 607 00:29:58,235 --> 00:29:59,486 It worked. 608 00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,364 For one of them. 609 00:30:07,035 --> 00:30:10,080 TAUB: Cardiac arrest. We were able to shock him back to normal sinus rhythm. 610 00:30:10,205 --> 00:30:11,790 And Kutner nearly into a coma. 611 00:30:11,915 --> 00:30:18,046 So, now, you've electrocuted yourself and set a patient on fire. 612 00:30:18,171 --> 00:30:19,881 - I like the dedication. - Thank you. 613 00:30:20,006 --> 00:30:21,508 - It wasn't a compliment. - Yeah, it was. 614 00:30:21,633 --> 00:30:24,094 The insult comes now. You're insane! 615 00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:28,515 You either have an aversion to towels, or you want pain. I think both. 616 00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,142 I'm thinking it goes back to high school gym. 617 00:30:30,267 --> 00:30:31,810 Anybody think we should discuss 618 00:30:31,935 --> 00:30:34,062 which infection is causing the cold agglutinins 619 00:30:34,187 --> 00:30:36,523 before they stop his heart again? 620 00:30:36,648 --> 00:30:38,066 Sure. Why not? 621 00:30:39,734 --> 00:30:43,113 Until they find his car we have to assume he's traveled 622 00:30:43,238 --> 00:30:46,825 to Ohio, California, Central America and possibly Weehawken. 623 00:30:46,992 --> 00:30:48,535 - Nothing on the blood cultures. - Do them again. 624 00:30:48,660 --> 00:30:50,412 Quadruple run time. 625 00:30:51,079 --> 00:30:54,374 We know the infection is in his heart. We do a biopsy. 626 00:30:54,499 --> 00:30:57,127 If we see polys, we've got bacterial. Lymphs, we've got viral. 627 00:30:57,544 --> 00:31:01,089 He just had a heart attack. Ripping out a piece might kill him. 628 00:31:01,214 --> 00:31:02,716 Yeah. 629 00:31:02,841 --> 00:31:05,427 We biopsy his toe instead. 630 00:31:05,552 --> 00:31:08,305 No. That's a terrible idea. 631 00:31:08,430 --> 00:31:12,601 Won't tell us anything. Biopsy his heart. Come on. I'll join you. 632 00:31:18,899 --> 00:31:20,567 I Qvt you a job. 633 00:31:21,401 --> 00:31:23,528 Mount Zion Hospital in Boston. 634 00:31:24,696 --> 00:31:26,615 They have a great diagnostics department. 635 00:31:26,740 --> 00:31:29,701 Gilchrist said he'd take you, anyway. 636 00:31:29,826 --> 00:31:33,038 That was very nice of you. 637 00:31:33,163 --> 00:31:36,208 Oh, God. Does everything have to be about you? 638 00:31:36,333 --> 00:31:37,751 It's simple math. 639 00:31:37,876 --> 00:31:39,586 I'm not gonna back down, you're not gonna back down, 640 00:31:39,711 --> 00:31:43,089 (Buddy's not gonna back down, and no one's gonna be happy here. 641 00:31:43,632 --> 00:31:46,593 - And Cuddy's gonna end up pregnant. - What? 642 00:31:46,718 --> 00:31:47,761 It doesn't matter. 643 00:31:47,886 --> 00:31:48,929 Are you saying... 644 00:31:49,054 --> 00:31:51,515 - What is you having sex with... - Starts Monday. 645 00:31:51,640 --> 00:31:53,642 I could help you pack. 646 00:31:55,810 --> 00:31:57,646 I don't want the job. 647 00:31:58,271 --> 00:31:59,439 (STUTTERS) 648 00:31:59,564 --> 00:32:02,275 Why not? You're miserable. 649 00:32:02,859 --> 00:32:04,069 Apparently not. 650 00:32:04,194 --> 00:32:06,071 Well, you're gonna be. 651 00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:09,491 Are you smiling? 652 00:32:09,616 --> 00:32:10,659 No. 653 00:32:12,410 --> 00:32:14,538 Do your own stupid biopsy. 654 00:32:25,298 --> 00:32:27,300 His name's Robert Elliot. He's from Hamilton, Ohio. 655 00:32:27,425 --> 00:32:31,263 Here's everything he had in his trunk and his glove box. 656 00:32:35,433 --> 00:32:37,936 No need for the heart biopsy. 657 00:32:38,061 --> 00:32:41,856 I now know exactly who he is and what he has. 658 00:32:41,982 --> 00:32:43,441 - You saved his life. - Really? 659 00:32:43,567 --> 00:32:47,320 No, you idiot. It's VapoRub and lunch receipts. 660 00:32:47,445 --> 00:32:49,781 We have his name. We could find his doctor, get his medical records... 661 00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:53,451 It's 8:00 at night. The biopsy will be faster. 662 00:32:53,577 --> 00:32:57,289 Not fast enough to save him, but that's hardly the point. 663 00:32:59,124 --> 00:33:00,417 Thirteen. 664 00:33:02,877 --> 00:33:04,838 Is your name Thirteen? 665 00:33:06,798 --> 00:33:08,842 Why did you volunteer to go streetwalking? 666 00:33:08,967 --> 00:33:10,343 I thought I could help that way. 667 00:33:10,468 --> 00:33:12,804 A black Mormon could help that way. 668 00:33:12,929 --> 00:33:15,265 There's no reason for you to want to be there. 669 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:18,268 Which means there's a reason you didn't want to be here. 670 00:33:18,393 --> 00:33:20,854 Didn't want to look in the mirror? 671 00:33:29,237 --> 00:33:31,031 (DOOR OPENS) 672 00:33:31,156 --> 00:33:35,619 Hi. Cuddy called. She needs you to iron her shirts. 673 00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:37,370 We'll take over. 674 00:33:39,289 --> 00:33:40,457 Go ahead. 675 00:33:48,882 --> 00:33:50,258 Talk to him. 676 00:33:51,217 --> 00:33:54,012 You might feel a little tug when the catheter's in the heart. 677 00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:57,432 Come on. Make him feel comfortable. 678 00:33:57,557 --> 00:34:00,185 I've done this procedure dozens of times. It's completely... 679 00:34:00,310 --> 00:34:01,728 My God. 680 00:34:03,146 --> 00:34:05,482 You are incredibly hot. 681 00:34:06,691 --> 00:34:08,652 I'm not here. Deal with her. 682 00:34:08,777 --> 00:34:11,154 Are you an idiot? 683 00:34:11,279 --> 00:34:12,822 Do you not think she's hot? 684 00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:16,034 I'm not the alpha here. She is. She's my boss. 685 00:34:18,244 --> 00:34:19,954 The rash is back. 686 00:34:22,123 --> 00:34:23,792 Increase the drip. 687 00:34:24,501 --> 00:34:27,170 If you think that's the right thing to do. 688 00:34:27,879 --> 00:34:30,423 This is so frustrating. 689 00:34:31,800 --> 00:34:33,885 I don't think that's me. 690 00:34:40,392 --> 00:34:41,976 Hey. 691 00:34:42,102 --> 00:34:43,395 Get in there. See how he's doing. 692 00:34:43,520 --> 00:34:45,146 You were just in there. 693 00:34:45,355 --> 00:34:47,816 Apparently, it's impossible to see anything else when I'm in there. 694 00:34:47,941 --> 00:34:50,694 I'm a blinding white hot light of power. 695 00:34:52,195 --> 00:34:55,532 Got it. Pink. Good size. 696 00:34:56,199 --> 00:34:57,200 Nice specimen. 697 00:34:57,325 --> 00:34:58,535 I'm scared. 698 00:35:00,078 --> 00:35:02,706 It's okay. It's gonna be okay. 699 00:35:04,165 --> 00:35:05,500 No. 700 00:35:07,711 --> 00:35:08,920 No, it's not. 701 00:35:11,923 --> 00:35:13,508 I'm not interested in how he's doing. 702 00:35:13,633 --> 00:35:15,218 I'm interested in how she's doing. 703 00:35:15,343 --> 00:35:17,595 So, get in there and tell me how he's doing. 704 00:35:17,721 --> 00:35:20,181 You think he'll mimic her if I'm in there with her? 705 00:35:20,306 --> 00:35:22,934 You're a powerful, dominating man, but who knows? 706 00:35:23,351 --> 00:35:24,894 - So, I'm gonna get fired before her? - Yes. 707 00:35:25,019 --> 00:35:28,189 You're gonna get fired right now unless you get in there... 708 00:35:28,314 --> 00:35:30,150 Nothing on the biopsy. 709 00:35:30,275 --> 00:35:31,735 And how is he? 710 00:35:31,860 --> 00:35:32,986 His fever's at 106... 711 00:35:33,111 --> 00:35:34,195 I know. 712 00:35:34,320 --> 00:35:36,030 But how is he? 713 00:35:36,740 --> 00:35:38,700 Bitter? Sexually frustrated? 714 00:35:38,992 --> 00:35:40,160 He's delightful. 715 00:35:40,368 --> 00:35:43,580 Loves the smell of freshly baked rhubarb pie and isn't afraid to love. 716 00:35:43,705 --> 00:35:45,123 Also, his rash is coming back. 717 00:35:45,248 --> 00:35:48,126 He needs the meds and the tub. Just to keep him stable. 718 00:35:48,251 --> 00:35:49,377 Fine. Soak him again. 719 00:35:49,502 --> 00:35:51,129 He'll be happy. Loves hot tubs. 720 00:35:51,254 --> 00:35:53,131 No. You love hot tubs. 721 00:35:53,256 --> 00:35:55,633 Find the rest of the gang. Tell them to meet me at the lecture hall. 722 00:35:55,759 --> 00:35:57,343 I hate hot tubs. 723 00:35:58,636 --> 00:36:00,597 What did you say? 724 00:36:00,722 --> 00:36:03,099 - I hate... - He likes. 725 00:36:05,685 --> 00:36:06,811 Who else was in there? 726 00:36:06,936 --> 00:36:08,855 No one. 727 00:36:08,980 --> 00:36:10,106 You didn't think to mention that? 728 00:36:10,440 --> 00:36:14,444 The guy likes warm, swirling water. Didn't know that was diagnostic. 729 00:36:14,569 --> 00:36:16,321 It's not. 730 00:36:16,446 --> 00:36:20,325 What it is, is that water hit him, and he had a thought. 731 00:36:20,450 --> 00:36:22,619 Not about you, but about him. 732 00:36:24,454 --> 00:36:26,956 We need to splash him some more. 733 00:36:49,437 --> 00:36:51,105 Do I know you? 734 00:36:53,942 --> 00:36:55,944 You look familiar. 735 00:36:56,069 --> 00:36:57,320 You, too. 736 00:36:58,154 --> 00:37:00,198 My name's Robert Elliot. 737 00:37:01,574 --> 00:37:03,743 I'm from Hamilton, Ohio. 738 00:37:05,203 --> 00:37:06,663 Me, too. 739 00:37:08,998 --> 00:37:10,542 What do you do? 740 00:37:11,793 --> 00:37:13,169 Stuff. 741 00:37:13,294 --> 00:37:14,379 Me, too. 742 00:37:18,299 --> 00:37:21,386 What brings you to New Jersey? 743 00:37:21,719 --> 00:37:23,471 Is it work or vacation? 744 00:37:26,432 --> 00:37:27,642 (GASPS) 745 00:37:29,394 --> 00:37:30,603 Work. 746 00:37:32,397 --> 00:37:34,357 What type of work? 747 00:37:36,276 --> 00:37:37,735 I'm tired. 748 00:37:40,947 --> 00:37:42,532 (HEART MONITOR BEEPING) 749 00:37:57,714 --> 00:38:01,175 I eat out a lot. A lot of restaurants. 750 00:38:05,096 --> 00:38:06,681 The Knotty Pine, 751 00:38:08,683 --> 00:38:10,310 Ritchies. 752 00:38:10,643 --> 00:38:12,270 I know those places. 753 00:38:15,565 --> 00:38:17,233 They're good, huh? 754 00:38:17,358 --> 00:38:18,818 They're convenient. 755 00:38:18,943 --> 00:38:20,153 For what? 756 00:38:20,278 --> 00:38:22,238 They're on the road. 757 00:38:22,363 --> 00:38:24,115 You on the road a lot? 758 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,284 No more than you, I suppose. 759 00:38:31,247 --> 00:38:33,166 You ever use this stuff? 760 00:38:35,168 --> 00:38:37,128 I use it all the time. 761 00:38:40,048 --> 00:38:41,466 I use it all the time. 762 00:38:41,591 --> 00:38:43,176 Yeah. I just said that. 763 00:38:45,720 --> 00:38:49,557 You know, the cool thing about this stuff is you can do a lot with it. 764 00:38:49,682 --> 00:38:52,185 Soften your skin, you can treat scrapes, 765 00:38:53,770 --> 00:38:55,396 naughty stuff. 766 00:39:07,575 --> 00:39:08,868 (SNIFFS) 767 00:39:11,663 --> 00:39:13,498 Why did you do that? 768 00:39:16,459 --> 00:39:19,712 Because it doesn't smell like dung. 769 00:39:23,633 --> 00:39:26,260 You're saying you like the smell? 770 00:39:27,303 --> 00:39:28,554 Not really. 771 00:39:30,223 --> 00:39:32,767 It just doesn't smell like dung. 772 00:39:34,268 --> 00:39:36,813 Something else does smell like dung? 773 00:39:36,938 --> 00:39:38,147 Yeah. 774 00:39:38,272 --> 00:39:39,482 Dung. 775 00:39:45,154 --> 00:39:46,698 You guys ready? 776 00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:52,870 Now is the time that you stare at me in slack-jawed amazement. 777 00:39:52,996 --> 00:39:54,998 He sells farm equipment. 778 00:39:56,082 --> 00:39:59,877 See? Pig lagoons. Pig farms. 779 00:40:00,003 --> 00:40:04,298 And as every child knows, where you have pigs, you have pig poo. 780 00:40:04,424 --> 00:40:06,259 But as very few children know, 781 00:40:06,384 --> 00:40:10,096 where you have pig poo, you have eperythrozoon infection. 782 00:40:10,221 --> 00:40:12,890 We'll start him on clarithromycin. 783 00:40:13,016 --> 00:40:16,102 This time tomorrow he'll be back to his old self. 784 00:40:16,227 --> 00:40:17,729 Whoever that might be. 785 00:40:18,021 --> 00:40:19,397 It can wait. 786 00:40:19,522 --> 00:40:21,107 He has a temperature of 107. 787 00:40:21,315 --> 00:40:23,276 It can wait 15 minutes. 788 00:40:24,277 --> 00:40:26,362 You know where Cuddy is? 789 00:40:29,240 --> 00:40:32,118 Hi. I'm the Dean of Medicine. 790 00:40:32,243 --> 00:40:35,788 Hi. I'm the guy who saved your life. 791 00:40:35,913 --> 00:40:37,707 So, what if it's House? 792 00:40:37,832 --> 00:40:39,917 Then I take the job at Mount Zion. 793 00:40:40,043 --> 00:40:41,711 There is no job at Mount Zion. 794 00:40:41,961 --> 00:40:44,547 - House said that... - If House said it, it must be true. 795 00:40:44,756 --> 00:40:48,259 I can fire him. I can fire him now. I can fire him tomorrow. 796 00:40:48,384 --> 00:40:50,011 - I don't even need a reason. - She doesn't fire me. 797 00:40:50,136 --> 00:40:51,637 She never will fire me. Because she needs... 798 00:40:51,763 --> 00:40:53,056 He's a good doctor, that's all. 799 00:40:53,181 --> 00:40:54,724 I respect his expertise, and I... 800 00:40:54,932 --> 00:40:56,267 She's hot for me. Always... 801 00:40:56,392 --> 00:40:58,519 Shut up! 802 00:41:00,063 --> 00:41:03,024 Well, that could have been either of us. 803 00:41:03,149 --> 00:41:05,359 You have great yabos. 804 00:41:09,572 --> 00:41:12,408 That still could have been either of us. 805 00:41:13,826 --> 00:41:16,037 You lose. 806 00:41:16,162 --> 00:41:20,750 Seriously. I have always thought my breasts were one of my best features. 807 00:41:21,584 --> 00:41:22,835 Damn. 808 00:41:33,179 --> 00:41:34,931 You all suck. 809 00:41:36,182 --> 00:41:39,769 The two of you took 14 hours to find a car. 810 00:41:40,978 --> 00:41:45,149 You forgot to mention that a guy with no memory had memories. 811 00:41:46,234 --> 00:41:49,445 If you keep on thinking that insane guys have hidden wisdom, 812 00:41:49,612 --> 00:41:52,990 you're gonna wind up shooting people on a subway. 813 00:41:54,742 --> 00:41:56,119 - Something. - So, 814 00:41:57,203 --> 00:41:59,539 which one of us sucks the most? 815 00:41:59,664 --> 00:42:01,707 - It's a tie. - Between? 816 00:42:01,833 --> 00:42:02,959 All of you. 817 00:42:03,084 --> 00:42:04,377 AMBER: We're all fired? 818 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,462 None of you are fired. 819 00:42:06,587 --> 00:42:08,422 (ALL SIGHING) 820 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:18,307 That was nice of you. 821 00:42:19,392 --> 00:42:20,476 Sure. 822 00:42:20,601 --> 00:42:22,145 Why didn't you fire anyone? 823 00:42:22,270 --> 00:42:24,147 - They're good doctors. - Right. 824 00:42:24,272 --> 00:42:26,524 Why didn't you let Brennan quit? 825 00:42:26,649 --> 00:42:27,650 He's a good doctor. 826 00:42:27,775 --> 00:42:28,901 Right. 827 00:42:29,026 --> 00:42:30,236 By not letting anyone go, 828 00:42:30,361 --> 00:42:34,240 you made six people happy and one person happy and rich. 829 00:42:35,116 --> 00:42:40,329 Chase won every one of those bets. So either you're just really nice or... 830 00:42:40,454 --> 00:42:42,665 What's your cut? 831 00:42:42,790 --> 00:42:44,750 Fifty percent. 832 00:42:44,876 --> 00:42:47,003 How bad do you want to keep your job? 833 00:42:47,378 --> 00:42:49,130 I'll keep my mouth shut. 834 00:42:51,132 --> 00:42:52,175 Hey. 835 00:42:53,342 --> 00:42:56,220 You actually do want to stay, don't you? 836 00:42:56,345 --> 00:42:58,139 I think I do. 837 00:42:58,264 --> 00:43:01,434 Every one of those idiots got some insight about themselves 838 00:43:01,642 --> 00:43:04,562 from the pig salesman, but not one of them did anything about it. 839 00:43:04,812 --> 00:43:07,773 People don't learn. They don't change. But you did. 840 00:43:08,441 --> 00:43:10,610 You're a freak.