1 00:00:02,232 --> 00:00:03,859 There were some nice guys there, 2 00:00:03,984 --> 00:00:10,240 but they're all so quiet, awkward smiles and sweaty palms. 3 00:00:10,365 --> 00:00:13,327 I'm not expecting Brad Pitt to walk into St. Theresa's, 4 00:00:13,452 --> 00:00:18,999 just someone who makes me laugh, has a nice smile, full head of hair. 5 00:00:19,833 --> 00:00:23,420 You know, someone like you, Mr. Franklin. 6 00:00:25,839 --> 00:00:28,842 It's a shame they're going to cremate you. 7 00:00:49,988 --> 00:00:51,281 (GASPS) 8 00:00:55,952 --> 00:00:57,454 Can I help you? 9 00:00:59,539 --> 00:01:00,916 Martin! 10 00:01:06,630 --> 00:01:07,839 Martin! 11 00:01:09,841 --> 00:01:12,844 My purse is right there. Go ahead, take whatever you want. 12 00:01:12,969 --> 00:01:14,137 (SCREAMS) 13 00:01:15,972 --> 00:01:17,099 (GASPING) 14 00:01:22,896 --> 00:01:24,940 (SCREAMS) 15 00:01:41,915 --> 00:01:44,084 Irene, you call me? 16 00:01:47,713 --> 00:01:48,880 Irene? 17 00:01:51,133 --> 00:01:52,426 Irene! 18 00:02:38,764 --> 00:02:40,140 How are you doing? 19 00:02:40,265 --> 00:02:41,349 I'm fine. 20 00:02:42,601 --> 00:02:46,855 FYI, if you ask me, it's more the guys' fault than yours. 21 00:02:46,980 --> 00:02:48,982 And House isn't blameless, either. 22 00:02:49,107 --> 00:02:50,776 If he hadn't pitted us all against each other... 23 00:02:50,901 --> 00:02:53,195 It was my fault. My mistake. 24 00:02:56,198 --> 00:02:58,366 (PHONE RINGING) 25 00:03:01,453 --> 00:03:03,538 Was that always there? 26 00:03:05,874 --> 00:03:06,708 Hello? 27 00:03:07,584 --> 00:03:08,710 Sure. 28 00:03:09,127 --> 00:03:10,962 It's House. 29 00:03:11,087 --> 00:03:13,131 HOUSE: Good morning, angels. 30 00:03:13,256 --> 00:03:16,676 As you will see from the file, we have quite the interesting case. 31 00:03:16,802 --> 00:03:20,096 It's not often you get a patient who sees dead people. 32 00:03:20,222 --> 00:03:21,431 What file? 33 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:23,975 What the hell? 34 00:03:24,100 --> 00:03:25,644 I gave it to Bosley a half-hour ago. 35 00:03:25,769 --> 00:03:27,604 It was not a half-hour, it was 10 minutes. 36 00:03:27,729 --> 00:03:30,732 And he made copies of the ER records first. 37 00:03:32,317 --> 00:03:34,194 Less lip, more whip. 38 00:03:34,319 --> 00:03:35,445 I only agreed to take this case 39 00:03:35,570 --> 00:03:38,698 because you said that this mocha frapalicious would have whip on it. 40 00:03:38,824 --> 00:03:40,700 Fine. I'll refer the case to Foreman. 41 00:03:40,826 --> 00:03:43,036 Can't. Mercy fired him. 42 00:03:43,161 --> 00:03:44,287 - Gimme. - He got fired? 43 00:03:44,412 --> 00:03:47,624 He disobeyed a superior officer under fire. He's lucky he wasn't executed. 44 00:03:47,749 --> 00:03:49,709 How do you know about it? You keeping tabs on him? 45 00:03:49,835 --> 00:03:51,545 Girls talk. 46 00:03:52,379 --> 00:03:54,798 When Bosley drags his ancient ass in there... 47 00:03:54,923 --> 00:03:56,758 I'm here. 48 00:03:56,883 --> 00:04:01,888 Twenty-four year old funeral cosmetician suffered a grand mal seizure at work. 49 00:04:02,013 --> 00:04:03,223 (WHISPERING) Why does he get to be Bosley? 50 00:04:03,348 --> 00:04:04,182 (WHISPERING) You want to be Bosley? 51 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:06,226 Bosley's, like, the asexual messenger boy. 52 00:04:06,351 --> 00:04:10,188 She had a vision of being raped by a cadaver before passing out. 53 00:04:10,313 --> 00:04:12,649 Seizure rules out psychiatric illness. 54 00:04:12,774 --> 00:04:15,360 No history of epilepsy, head trauma or drug use. 55 00:04:15,485 --> 00:04:18,321 Bosley keeps his job while they replace five angels over three seasons. 56 00:04:18,446 --> 00:04:19,990 Could be a tumor to the temporal lobe. 57 00:04:20,115 --> 00:04:21,324 Not with a normal CT scan. 58 00:04:21,449 --> 00:04:23,410 You mean, it appeared normal to the doc in the ER. 59 00:04:23,535 --> 00:04:25,787 Way to get right back on that horse, Thirteen. 60 00:04:25,912 --> 00:04:26,746 No, that was Amber. 61 00:04:26,872 --> 00:04:28,874 HOUSE: Nice try, Cutthroat Bitch. 62 00:04:28,999 --> 00:04:31,585 That was the worst Thirteen imitation I've ever heard. 63 00:04:31,710 --> 00:04:34,170 Funeral home prep rooms are filled with toxic chemicals. 64 00:04:34,296 --> 00:04:37,173 And cadavers. Everybody in that place obviously died from something. 65 00:04:37,299 --> 00:04:39,676 I have a question. Is he the one who's not a doctor? 66 00:04:39,801 --> 00:04:42,304 Bullets aren't contagious, but infections, parasites... 67 00:04:42,429 --> 00:04:46,433 You said one of us wasn't a doctor, and you called him a fraud. 68 00:04:46,558 --> 00:04:49,394 HOUSE: He's not a doctor. Continue, Bos. 69 00:04:49,978 --> 00:04:50,812 Could be an STD. 70 00:04:50,937 --> 00:04:52,230 Why isn't he fired? 71 00:04:52,355 --> 00:04:54,065 (HITTING BUTTONS ON PHONE) You're breaking up. 72 00:04:54,190 --> 00:04:55,609 Going into a tunnel. 73 00:04:55,734 --> 00:04:58,361 Dark Religious Nut. 74 00:04:58,486 --> 00:04:59,613 What did you call me? 75 00:04:59,738 --> 00:05:00,572 HOUSE: I'm sorry. 76 00:05:00,697 --> 00:05:02,824 What do you people want to be called this week? 77 00:05:02,949 --> 00:05:03,867 Cole. 78 00:05:03,992 --> 00:05:05,785 No, I'm never gonna remember that. 79 00:05:05,911 --> 00:05:08,914 Take Bosley and the other visible minority to the funeral home. 80 00:05:09,039 --> 00:05:11,666 The rest of you young, white people, the world is your oyster. 81 00:05:11,791 --> 00:05:15,295 Do an MRI with contrast, EEG, LP and a blood panel. 82 00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:18,048 And, angels, be careful. 83 00:05:21,134 --> 00:05:24,930 Just because he's religious, doesn't mean he won't kick your ass. 84 00:05:25,055 --> 00:05:26,222 - You want to bet? - No. 85 00:05:26,348 --> 00:05:29,517 I want you to stop being such a jerk to him. 86 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:34,564 $100. 87 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:39,027 Smart call. The guy's a wuss. 88 00:05:39,152 --> 00:05:40,904 He'll be the next one on the train. 89 00:05:41,029 --> 00:05:42,572 Define "kick your ass." 90 00:05:42,697 --> 00:05:44,282 Any physical confrontation? 91 00:05:44,407 --> 00:05:45,367 Or verbal? 92 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:46,326 Define verbal. 93 00:05:46,451 --> 00:05:48,995 Anything over 70 decibels. 94 00:05:49,120 --> 00:05:51,247 And you can't start suddenly being nice to him. 95 00:05:51,373 --> 00:05:52,958 You realize what you're encouraging here. 96 00:05:53,083 --> 00:05:55,460 Yeah. Someone kicking your ass. 97 00:06:00,423 --> 00:06:02,801 The space inside is smaller than I thought. 98 00:06:02,926 --> 00:06:04,219 Don't worry, Reena. 99 00:06:04,344 --> 00:06:06,805 The doctors are gonna take good care of you, right? 100 00:06:06,930 --> 00:06:08,890 Once the Valium kicks in you'll feel better. 101 00:06:09,015 --> 00:06:12,227 And then we'll have some nice, warm milk when you're done. 102 00:06:12,352 --> 00:06:13,687 I'd rather have more Valium. 103 00:06:13,812 --> 00:06:14,729 (CHUCKLING) Oh, Reena! 104 00:06:14,854 --> 00:06:17,148 Let's wait just a bit, see how it goes. 105 00:06:17,273 --> 00:06:19,526 Try to lie as still as possible. 106 00:06:23,321 --> 00:06:25,657 Guess Father Time's a lock for one of the spots. 107 00:06:25,782 --> 00:06:27,200 Thirteen's a lock. 108 00:06:27,325 --> 00:06:29,577 He doesn't have a medical license and he's still around. 109 00:06:29,703 --> 00:06:33,123 She killed a guy in a wheelchair and his dog. 110 00:06:33,248 --> 00:06:36,418 He doesn't care about our qualifications, our ideas, 111 00:06:36,543 --> 00:06:38,211 he just wants to have fun. 112 00:06:38,336 --> 00:06:41,214 And she's the ultimate fun, because he can't figure her out. 113 00:06:41,339 --> 00:06:42,799 This game is insane. 114 00:06:42,924 --> 00:06:45,093 So quit. Happy to lose the competition. 115 00:06:45,218 --> 00:06:46,052 (SIGHS) 116 00:06:46,177 --> 00:06:50,015 If it's gonna be on your résumé, it's got to be better to quit than get fired. 117 00:06:50,140 --> 00:06:52,267 Either quit or shut up. 118 00:06:55,145 --> 00:06:58,940 Actually, with House, getting fired might look better. 119 00:07:00,984 --> 00:07:04,404 Dr. House is a dangerous egomaniac. 120 00:07:04,529 --> 00:07:08,450 That's why I left. We had different ideas on how to practice. 121 00:07:08,575 --> 00:07:11,369 Glad to hear it. Tell me about Mercy. 122 00:07:11,494 --> 00:07:14,497 To be honest, I don't think Dr. Schaffer really gave me a chance. 123 00:07:14,622 --> 00:07:16,291 Obviously not. You were there for three weeks. 124 00:07:16,416 --> 00:07:18,168 What happened? 125 00:07:18,293 --> 00:07:19,753 I saved a patient's life. 126 00:07:19,878 --> 00:07:23,173 That's usually not grounds for dismissal. 127 00:07:23,298 --> 00:07:24,507 Have you spoken to her? 128 00:07:24,632 --> 00:07:26,051 Yes. 129 00:07:26,176 --> 00:07:27,635 Then why are you asking me what happened? 130 00:07:27,761 --> 00:07:29,304 You have an excellent resume. 131 00:07:29,429 --> 00:07:32,307 I felt I owed it to you to hear what you had to say. 132 00:07:32,432 --> 00:07:33,391 What did she tell you? 133 00:07:33,516 --> 00:07:37,353 That you defied her instructions and hospital procedures. 134 00:07:37,479 --> 00:07:41,483 That's what happened, nothing more I can add to that. 135 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:44,277 You could tell me that you were wrong. 136 00:07:46,321 --> 00:07:49,824 Sounds like you didn't leave House quite soon enough. 137 00:07:52,577 --> 00:07:54,454 COLE: Cadavers were clean, so is her food. 138 00:07:54,579 --> 00:07:58,291 It's all organic, unprocessed crap. It's got to be the embalming fluid. 139 00:07:58,416 --> 00:08:00,543 Ethanol can have psychoactive effects and... 140 00:08:00,668 --> 00:08:03,505 HOUSE: Bosley, tell whoever's talking that he's an idiot. 141 00:08:08,134 --> 00:08:08,968 Bushy'? 142 00:08:09,094 --> 00:08:13,098 Either tell him he's an idiot, or tell me why I'm wrong. 143 00:08:13,223 --> 00:08:14,182 You're an idiot. 144 00:08:14,307 --> 00:08:16,392 You actually think that I'd take a patient 145 00:08:16,518 --> 00:08:19,771 who had a seizure in a funeral home, if the ER hadn't already ruled out 146 00:08:19,896 --> 00:08:21,689 - embalming fluid? - I thought we weren't supposed to... 147 00:08:21,815 --> 00:08:22,732 HOUSE: Idiot! 148 00:08:22,857 --> 00:08:25,401 From the old French, idiots, 149 00:08:25,527 --> 00:08:28,571 meaning effeminate, mentally deficient Moor. 150 00:08:29,989 --> 00:08:32,951 HENRY: I found something in the mortuary's files from '05. 151 00:08:33,076 --> 00:08:36,704 A 48-year-old male's cause of death was listed as pneumonia, 152 00:08:36,830 --> 00:08:39,207 but the symptoms in the autopsy report didn't fit. 153 00:08:39,332 --> 00:08:42,252 Confusion, memory loss, depression... 154 00:08:42,377 --> 00:08:44,379 Mad cow. Very cool. 155 00:08:44,504 --> 00:08:48,299 No, she's a vegetarian and only ate organic vegetables, at that. 156 00:08:48,424 --> 00:08:50,635 Tell him he's an idiot again. 157 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,846 The disease can be spread by brain tissue. 158 00:08:52,971 --> 00:08:54,973 Which is very cool. Run with it. 159 00:08:55,098 --> 00:08:57,350 So, because the answer might be cool, 160 00:08:57,475 --> 00:09:00,228 you want us to do a brain biopsy on a 24-year-old woman? 161 00:09:00,353 --> 00:09:02,480 No, because the answer is something cool, 162 00:09:02,605 --> 00:09:07,402 I want you to do a brain biopsy on a 48-year-old dead guy. 163 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:09,154 The guy's already been buried. 164 00:09:09,279 --> 00:09:10,196 We dig him up. 165 00:09:10,321 --> 00:09:12,782 I'm not digging up a body without a court order. 166 00:09:12,907 --> 00:09:14,534 HOUSE: Don't think of it as digging up a body. 167 00:09:14,659 --> 00:09:18,830 Think of it as keeping another one from being buried. 168 00:09:19,747 --> 00:09:21,166 I can't do it. 169 00:09:22,167 --> 00:09:24,586 Are we gonna have another one of those ecumenical discussions 170 00:09:24,711 --> 00:09:28,214 where I tell you that your beliefs are ridiculous and you totally cave? 171 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:30,300 I just got to be home at 6:00. 172 00:09:30,425 --> 00:09:31,467 The Sabbath. 173 00:09:31,593 --> 00:09:35,221 The Lord works for six days, then tells the union he needs a rest. 174 00:09:35,346 --> 00:09:38,183 You know, if I was all-powerful I think I'd take at least two days. 175 00:09:38,308 --> 00:09:39,517 It's Thursday. 176 00:09:39,642 --> 00:09:41,978 Well, then it must be the kid. 177 00:09:46,024 --> 00:09:48,610 You have oatmeal on your pants. 178 00:09:48,735 --> 00:09:49,611 Do you have a camera in here? 179 00:09:49,736 --> 00:09:51,279 HOUSE: Nope, I was guessing. 180 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:53,865 He had oatmeal on his pants yesterday and the day before. 181 00:09:53,990 --> 00:09:57,076 Have one of your wives look after the spawn. 182 00:09:58,328 --> 00:09:59,329 I'm a single dad. 183 00:10:03,875 --> 00:10:05,418 Where's the single mom? 184 00:10:07,212 --> 00:10:09,505 I have no idea. 185 00:10:09,631 --> 00:10:10,798 HOUSE: Interesting. 186 00:10:10,924 --> 00:10:13,176 You claim a lapse of judgment, 187 00:10:13,301 --> 00:10:16,221 or are you gonna admit that a lapse in judgment is a lapse in faith? 188 00:10:16,346 --> 00:10:18,181 He's gone. 189 00:10:18,306 --> 00:10:19,474 Fair enough. 190 00:10:19,599 --> 00:10:21,434 Family comes first. 191 00:10:29,317 --> 00:10:33,821 Dr. Cuddy? I'm Amber Volakis, one of Dr. House's new fellows. 192 00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:36,115 Sexual harassment claims go through HR, 193 00:10:36,241 --> 00:10:38,117 stress-related leaves through workers comp, 194 00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:40,328 and any accusations of criminal activities 195 00:10:40,453 --> 00:10:43,539 go directly to the Princeton-Plainsboro police department. 196 00:10:43,665 --> 00:10:48,211 Actually, I was wondering if you needed any extra help in the clinic tonight. 197 00:10:49,712 --> 00:10:52,173 You're not gonna score any points with House by kissing my ass. 198 00:10:52,298 --> 00:10:55,134 Understood, but I hear Dr. House hates clinic duty. 199 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,594 If he were to hear through the grapevine 200 00:10:56,719 --> 00:10:58,638 that I was willing to work overtime, take some of it off his hands... 201 00:10:58,763 --> 00:11:01,683 My advice to you is to do whatever House wants you to do tonight. 202 00:11:01,808 --> 00:11:03,309 And then tomorrow night you can come back 203 00:11:03,434 --> 00:11:05,436 and I will give you extra clinic duty. 204 00:11:05,561 --> 00:11:08,648 Does everybody around here have trust issues? 205 00:11:09,315 --> 00:11:11,943 I don't know what House wants you to do and I don't want to know. 206 00:11:12,068 --> 00:11:14,112 But if you really have a problem with it, quit now. 207 00:11:14,237 --> 00:11:16,406 It's only gonna get worse. 208 00:11:26,499 --> 00:11:27,583 All right. Who's up? 209 00:11:27,709 --> 00:11:28,876 Not me. 210 00:11:29,002 --> 00:11:30,336 You haven't done any digging yet. 211 00:11:30,461 --> 00:11:31,296 I'm a surgeon. 212 00:11:31,421 --> 00:11:33,423 If anything happens to these hands, I'm screwed. 213 00:11:33,548 --> 00:11:34,424 Let Bosley do it. 214 00:11:34,549 --> 00:11:35,925 As long as he can keep folding laundry, 215 00:11:36,092 --> 00:11:37,552 his career... (BRENNAN SHUSHING) 216 00:11:37,677 --> 00:11:40,138 Someone's coming. 217 00:11:42,932 --> 00:11:44,017 Hey, shouldn't we be running? 218 00:11:44,142 --> 00:11:45,143 If it's a cop, run. 219 00:11:45,268 --> 00:11:48,021 Security guard, I say we take him down. 220 00:11:57,655 --> 00:11:58,573 Sorry I'm late. 221 00:11:58,698 --> 00:11:59,615 Where the hell have you been? 222 00:11:59,741 --> 00:12:00,616 I got lost. 223 00:12:00,742 --> 00:12:02,827 We've been here over three hours. 224 00:12:02,952 --> 00:12:04,829 Really lost. 225 00:12:04,954 --> 00:12:06,956 I brought coffee and donuts. 226 00:12:11,502 --> 00:12:13,713 So, Thirteen, you grow up around here? 227 00:12:15,214 --> 00:12:17,050 We're digging up a grave and you want to chit-chat? 228 00:12:17,175 --> 00:12:20,720 I'm just making conversation. It's what people do. 229 00:12:20,845 --> 00:12:22,680 Why are you hiding everything? 230 00:12:22,805 --> 00:12:26,601 And I'm asking you that question because you're hiding everything. 231 00:12:26,726 --> 00:12:29,562 There's something seriously wrong with you. 232 00:12:29,687 --> 00:12:31,314 I'm worried. 233 00:12:31,439 --> 00:12:32,732 No, you're not. 234 00:12:32,857 --> 00:12:36,194 Fine, but I am freaked, because I don't think you're a freak. 235 00:12:36,319 --> 00:12:37,570 I think you're doing this on purpose 236 00:12:37,695 --> 00:12:39,405 because you know House will be intrigued. 237 00:12:41,783 --> 00:12:43,826 Yeah, I grew up around here. 238 00:12:49,457 --> 00:12:52,043 Honey, I'm home. 239 00:12:53,294 --> 00:12:54,462 Get the crowbar. 240 00:12:54,587 --> 00:12:57,215 No, there's not enough room to maneuver a crowbar down here. 241 00:12:57,340 --> 00:12:58,299 (GRUNTS) 242 00:12:58,424 --> 00:13:00,551 Oh, God help us. 243 00:13:05,431 --> 00:13:06,432 What the hell? 244 00:13:06,557 --> 00:13:07,558 What is it? 245 00:13:07,683 --> 00:13:11,145 Ankles. They buried the guy the wrong way around. 246 00:13:17,735 --> 00:13:20,279 The doctors' lounge is covered in mud. 247 00:13:20,405 --> 00:13:22,990 Thirteen and Cutthroat Bitch had a disagreement. 248 00:13:23,116 --> 00:13:25,284 Cafeteria was out of Jell-O. 249 00:13:25,410 --> 00:13:26,702 There were pickaxes. 250 00:13:26,828 --> 00:13:30,289 Either you had them dig up a body, or you're building a railroad. 251 00:13:30,415 --> 00:13:33,126 A little, tiny piece of his brain. Seemed a waste. 252 00:13:33,251 --> 00:13:34,293 He wasn't using it anymore. 253 00:13:34,419 --> 00:13:35,336 That's your defense? 254 00:13:35,461 --> 00:13:37,422 "We just dismembered him." 255 00:13:37,547 --> 00:13:40,091 They're looking for Creutzfeldt-Jakob. 256 00:13:41,676 --> 00:13:43,469 You get the results yet? 257 00:13:43,594 --> 00:13:46,514 Does my breath smell bated to you? 258 00:13:46,639 --> 00:13:49,934 Yes. Let me know when you hear anything. 259 00:13:50,059 --> 00:13:52,478 And get that mess in the shower area cleaned up. 260 00:13:52,603 --> 00:13:54,313 I know just the guy. 261 00:13:54,439 --> 00:13:56,858 How many of them agreed to dig up a grave? 262 00:13:56,983 --> 00:14:00,319 Six. But don't worry, the one who didn't, didn't stand on principle. 263 00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:02,947 He just had a diaper to change. 264 00:14:03,072 --> 00:14:06,534 I really think there are no bad choices in this group. 265 00:14:20,006 --> 00:14:23,551 You guys don't wipe your feet when you come in the house? 266 00:14:23,676 --> 00:14:25,219 Doctors' lounge, let's go. 267 00:14:25,344 --> 00:14:26,596 Why me? 268 00:14:26,721 --> 00:14:28,848 Well, I can't ask the black guy or one of the chicks to do it. 269 00:14:28,973 --> 00:14:30,349 That would be insensitive. 270 00:14:30,475 --> 00:14:32,101 And you can't ask Bosley 271 00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:36,898 because that'd look like you only hired the non-doctor to do non-doctor stuff. 272 00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:39,275 You keep stalling, you're still gonna clean up, 273 00:14:39,400 --> 00:14:41,861 but I won't let you have the mop. 274 00:14:45,323 --> 00:14:48,075 Sample came back negative for Creutzfeldt-Jakob. 275 00:14:52,413 --> 00:14:54,457 Well, that discussion didn't last long. 276 00:14:54,582 --> 00:14:56,375 BRENNAN: I just don't know what else there is. 277 00:14:56,501 --> 00:14:59,462 We had an idea, it was wrong. 278 00:14:59,587 --> 00:15:01,297 Well, we could go home. 279 00:15:01,422 --> 00:15:03,424 I mean, we have no idea what's wrong with her, 280 00:15:03,549 --> 00:15:05,218 which means it could be completely benign. 281 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,679 Or, on the off chance that it's killing her, 282 00:15:08,804 --> 00:15:11,098 we could take it again from the top. 283 00:15:13,643 --> 00:15:15,686 You've already done everything. 284 00:15:15,811 --> 00:15:16,812 We may have missed something. 285 00:15:16,938 --> 00:15:19,482 I just want to go home. I'm sure I'm fine now. 286 00:15:19,607 --> 00:15:22,485 Reena, the doctors know best. 287 00:15:22,610 --> 00:15:23,903 You had some serious symptoms... 288 00:15:24,028 --> 00:15:26,822 If I have another one, I'll come right back. Okay? 289 00:15:26,948 --> 00:15:28,449 If you have it while you're driving... 290 00:15:28,574 --> 00:15:30,868 You can drive me, make sure I take it easy. 291 00:15:33,037 --> 00:15:34,372 Who can? 292 00:15:35,498 --> 00:15:36,832 My mother. 293 00:15:40,086 --> 00:15:41,087 Your mother's here? 294 00:15:41,212 --> 00:15:44,298 What are you talking about? She's right there. 295 00:15:56,394 --> 00:15:58,854 HOUSE ON PHONE: You sampled every bodily fluid, 296 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:04,443 peeked in her brain, violated a cadaver's privacy, dug up a body, 297 00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:06,862 but missed the fact 298 00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:10,575 that she was still seeing things that weren't there. 299 00:16:10,741 --> 00:16:11,742 (PHONE BEEPS) 300 00:16:11,867 --> 00:16:13,995 Neurological symptoms are getting worse. 301 00:16:14,120 --> 00:16:17,915 It'd be nice if one of you angels/morons had a clue why. 302 00:16:18,040 --> 00:16:19,250 We did a full history. 303 00:16:19,375 --> 00:16:22,420 She never mentioned seeing or hearing anything unusual. 304 00:16:22,545 --> 00:16:25,298 Well, as long as she never said anything, how were you to know? 305 00:16:25,423 --> 00:16:27,758 Same thing with the spinal fluid? She tell you that was fine? 306 00:16:27,883 --> 00:16:29,594 The labs were all clear. 307 00:16:29,719 --> 00:16:32,138 Then either we're about to meet the Alpha and Omega, 308 00:16:32,263 --> 00:16:35,141 or you missed something. 309 00:16:35,266 --> 00:16:36,559 We missed the new symptom. 310 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:38,936 It's not a new symptom. We always knew she had hallucinations. 311 00:16:39,061 --> 00:16:41,314 Seeing your dead mother's a hallucination. 312 00:16:41,439 --> 00:16:44,150 Not knowing she's dead is a delusion. 313 00:16:44,275 --> 00:16:47,403 You keep this up, you're gonna have to start wearing sexier clothes. 314 00:16:47,528 --> 00:16:52,241 Carbon monoxide could also cause delusions. A lot of haunted houses... 315 00:16:52,366 --> 00:16:54,452 There's no headache, no tachycardia. 316 00:16:54,577 --> 00:16:56,537 I guess they didn't cover that at your medical school. 317 00:16:56,662 --> 00:16:59,290 What about a hereditary connection? I mean, she's 24. 318 00:16:59,415 --> 00:17:00,708 Her mother died when she was 25. 319 00:17:00,833 --> 00:17:03,961 In Ukraine, 20 years ago. Good luck trying to get those records. 320 00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:05,463 So we start new records. 321 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:08,132 Test for every hereditary disease that fits the symptoms. 322 00:17:08,257 --> 00:17:10,551 There are at least 40 different mitochondrial disorders, 323 00:17:10,676 --> 00:17:11,510 another couple hundred... 324 00:17:11,636 --> 00:17:16,390 Start with amyloidosis and you keep going until you reach zamyloidosis. 325 00:17:21,103 --> 00:17:23,564 Now what are you testing for? 326 00:17:23,689 --> 00:17:26,275 Or should I ask what you are not testing for? 327 00:17:26,400 --> 00:17:27,568 Well, we could narrow it down 328 00:17:27,693 --> 00:17:29,195 if you could remember what your mother died from. 329 00:17:29,320 --> 00:17:32,490 My mother is not dead. She's sitting right there. 330 00:17:33,991 --> 00:17:35,326 Do you think we're lying to you? 331 00:17:35,451 --> 00:17:36,994 Leave it alone. 332 00:17:41,374 --> 00:17:44,210 Convincing her that her mother's dead isn't gonna make her better, 333 00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,170 just miserable. 334 00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:48,172 You lose your mother? 335 00:17:52,718 --> 00:17:55,930 Do you think we're trying to trick you? Why would we do that? 336 00:17:56,055 --> 00:17:59,266 Because you're mean, and you're not good at your job. 337 00:17:59,392 --> 00:18:01,852 Reena, stop. You're being cruel. 338 00:18:01,977 --> 00:18:03,562 They're wasting time, 339 00:18:03,688 --> 00:18:06,857 doing exactly what the guy in the wheelchair said they'd do. 340 00:18:09,902 --> 00:18:11,070 A guy in a wheelchair was here? 341 00:18:11,195 --> 00:18:12,655 You know who I'm talking about. 342 00:18:12,780 --> 00:18:15,241 He's been hanging around ever since they brought me in, 343 00:18:15,366 --> 00:18:18,369 complaining about how incompetent everyone is. 344 00:18:19,412 --> 00:18:21,122 He said you killed his dog. 345 00:18:28,879 --> 00:18:29,797 CUDDY: It doesn't make any sense. 346 00:18:29,922 --> 00:18:30,965 FOREMAN: I'm not interested. 347 00:18:31,090 --> 00:18:33,175 CUDDY: If you weren't interested, you wouldn't be here. 348 00:18:33,300 --> 00:18:35,010 I thought it was social. 349 00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:37,096 No, you didn't. You always think there's an agenda. 350 00:18:37,221 --> 00:18:38,389 That's why I left. 351 00:18:38,514 --> 00:18:41,308 That's why you're good. 352 00:18:41,434 --> 00:18:43,394 - You need a job. - I'll find a job. 353 00:18:43,519 --> 00:18:45,980 - I need someone that understands House. - They'll learn. 354 00:18:46,105 --> 00:18:47,940 I need someone that can control House. 355 00:18:48,065 --> 00:18:49,150 (CHUCKLES) 356 00:18:49,650 --> 00:18:52,278 Keep looking. It might take a while. 357 00:18:54,822 --> 00:18:57,324 I'll cut the salary of everyone else on the team 15%, 358 00:18:57,450 --> 00:18:58,743 give it to you. 359 00:18:58,868 --> 00:19:01,704 That's more than you'll get anywhere else. 360 00:19:02,288 --> 00:19:03,622 What does House say about this? 361 00:19:03,748 --> 00:19:07,126 You're the one person on the team that he always respected. 362 00:19:07,251 --> 00:19:08,085 (SCOFFS) 363 00:19:08,210 --> 00:19:11,297 This restaurant is 20 minutes out of your way, half an hour out of mine. 364 00:19:11,422 --> 00:19:14,717 You picked it to make sure House didn't drop in on us. 365 00:19:14,842 --> 00:19:16,635 It's my decision, not his. 366 00:19:16,761 --> 00:19:20,347 You tell him that, then run back to your office while I get to deal with him. 367 00:19:20,473 --> 00:19:21,974 I left for a reason. 368 00:19:22,099 --> 00:19:24,268 That reason hasn't changed. 369 00:19:33,819 --> 00:19:34,862 So, 370 00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:36,781 what's the news? 371 00:19:36,906 --> 00:19:38,866 Everything's negative so far. 372 00:19:38,991 --> 00:19:41,869 Yes. Why wait to finish before reporting to me? 373 00:19:41,994 --> 00:19:43,245 I have things to do, you know. 374 00:19:43,370 --> 00:19:44,622 She's seeing someone else. 375 00:19:44,747 --> 00:19:48,417 That's not news, that's olds. 376 00:19:48,542 --> 00:19:51,462 Damn it. Why did God design the human body this way? 377 00:19:51,587 --> 00:19:52,713 A guy in a wheelchair. 378 00:19:52,838 --> 00:19:55,508 In a hospital? That's enough to give you the heebie-jeebies. 379 00:19:55,633 --> 00:20:00,387 He had a dog. She's seeing Stark, our last patient. 380 00:20:00,513 --> 00:20:04,183 Well, if it's Stark, he wouldn't be haunting a patient, 381 00:20:04,308 --> 00:20:07,937 he'd be haunting the doctor who killed him. 382 00:20:08,062 --> 00:20:10,105 She probably just overheard someone talking about it, or... 383 00:20:10,231 --> 00:20:11,232 Probably? 384 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:14,026 You think there's a possibility that the alternative is true? 385 00:20:14,151 --> 00:20:15,611 - No. - Then go away. 386 00:20:15,736 --> 00:20:18,906 We're wasting time. We ran 32 gels, we could run 100 more. 387 00:20:19,031 --> 00:20:20,241 Without knowing how her mother died... 388 00:20:20,366 --> 00:20:22,117 You're gonna have to run 100 more. 389 00:20:22,243 --> 00:20:23,077 By you, of course, 390 00:20:23,202 --> 00:20:25,329 I'm only referring to the people who care enough about human life 391 00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,248 to put in a full day. 392 00:20:27,373 --> 00:20:28,833 You want to carpool? 393 00:20:29,583 --> 00:20:31,669 How do you expect me to respond to this stuff? 394 00:20:31,794 --> 00:20:33,712 Exactly like you just did. 395 00:20:33,838 --> 00:20:36,298 I have a theory. Maybe you can help me out. 396 00:20:36,423 --> 00:20:40,886 Black Mormon means masochist, means kinky. 397 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:45,432 I'm thinking that someone got hurt making the bastard. Am I right? 398 00:20:45,558 --> 00:20:46,559 You leave my son out of this. 399 00:20:46,684 --> 00:20:49,937 I wasn't referring to your kid's hypocrisy. I was referring to yours. 400 00:20:50,062 --> 00:20:52,773 Why don't we just ask her how she died? 401 00:20:52,898 --> 00:20:55,651 Because she won't tell us. She thinks her mother's still alive. 402 00:20:55,776 --> 00:20:59,238 I don't mean ask the patient. I mean, ask her mother. 403 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:02,867 Cool. 404 00:21:04,785 --> 00:21:06,036 Come on. 405 00:21:10,457 --> 00:21:11,917 What the hell does that mean? 406 00:21:12,042 --> 00:21:13,836 You guys talking your own language now? 407 00:21:13,961 --> 00:21:17,673 I'm sorry. I'll try to include some visual aids next time. 408 00:21:23,470 --> 00:21:25,014 Now, what? 409 00:21:26,515 --> 00:21:29,977 I'm Dr. House. ls your mom around? 410 00:21:30,102 --> 00:21:32,271 Why should I tell you? 411 00:21:32,396 --> 00:21:34,690 You're just gonna tell me I'm lying or crazy. 412 00:21:34,815 --> 00:21:38,527 I'm not gonna do that. I really need to know what she has to say. 413 00:21:38,652 --> 00:21:39,820 What do you want? 414 00:21:39,945 --> 00:21:41,113 When you were young, was she... 415 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:43,532 No, not you. Him. 416 00:21:44,408 --> 00:21:46,243 The man in the wheelchair? 417 00:21:46,368 --> 00:21:48,412 No. He's old. 418 00:21:52,958 --> 00:21:55,920 Actually, looks like you. 419 00:22:05,429 --> 00:22:08,390 Yeah, that's Grandpa House. 420 00:22:08,515 --> 00:22:10,267 Tell him to call back on a landline. 421 00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:12,478 Terrible reception in here. 422 00:22:12,603 --> 00:22:14,104 How much pain was your mom in? 423 00:22:14,229 --> 00:22:15,230 It's Walter. 424 00:22:15,356 --> 00:22:17,066 He says his name is Walter. 425 00:22:41,840 --> 00:22:44,593 Can I help you? 426 00:22:44,718 --> 00:22:47,221 My patient's talking to my Grandpa Walt. 427 00:22:47,346 --> 00:22:49,515 You have a Grandpa Walt? 428 00:22:49,640 --> 00:22:50,891 Nope. 429 00:22:51,016 --> 00:22:52,184 Which is what made me suspect 430 00:22:52,309 --> 00:22:54,645 that maybe she's not actually seeing into the afterlife. 431 00:22:54,770 --> 00:22:56,814 What is this sudden obsession with the afterlife? 432 00:22:56,939 --> 00:23:00,150 My only obsession is with the idiots in the right-here-and-now life 433 00:23:00,275 --> 00:23:01,568 who think there's an afterlife. 434 00:23:01,694 --> 00:23:04,029 - And you want me to... - Nothing. 435 00:23:04,154 --> 00:23:08,534 Just needed a place to hang low for a while. I'm pretending to be spooked. 436 00:23:08,659 --> 00:23:09,493 Because? 437 00:23:09,618 --> 00:23:13,706 Because if my soon-to-be-brain-dead patient thinks that I believe her, 438 00:23:14,415 --> 00:23:17,084 maybe she'll let me chat with her mother's ghost. 439 00:23:17,209 --> 00:23:19,128 The one you don't believe exists. 440 00:23:19,253 --> 00:23:20,212 Exactly. 441 00:23:20,337 --> 00:23:23,132 The ghost is a hallucination, which is the result of a delusion, 442 00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:25,926 which most likely is the result of a hereditary disease 443 00:23:26,051 --> 00:23:28,178 that her mother died from when the patient was four. 444 00:23:28,303 --> 00:23:31,348 And you think you can tap into her subconscious memory 445 00:23:31,473 --> 00:23:33,392 by tapping into her hallucination. 446 00:23:33,517 --> 00:23:35,102 Mmm-hmm. 447 00:23:35,227 --> 00:23:37,187 She might not know what caused her mother's death, 448 00:23:37,312 --> 00:23:39,732 but she will know how she acted before she died. 449 00:23:39,857 --> 00:23:42,109 You're quite impressed with yourself right now, aren't you? 450 00:23:42,234 --> 00:23:43,068 (SPUTTERS) 451 00:23:43,193 --> 00:23:44,862 Who wouldn't be? 452 00:23:45,988 --> 00:23:48,240 Well, that should be long enough. 453 00:23:48,365 --> 00:23:50,075 (SIGHS) 454 00:23:50,200 --> 00:23:51,785 Back in a flash. 455 00:23:52,411 --> 00:23:54,038 Take your time. 456 00:23:59,835 --> 00:24:01,920 Is my grandfather still here? 457 00:24:02,046 --> 00:24:02,880 No. 458 00:24:03,005 --> 00:24:04,840 He should be right back. 459 00:24:04,965 --> 00:24:07,217 IRENE: He just went to get some warm milk. 460 00:24:07,926 --> 00:24:09,470 But your mom's still here, right? 461 00:24:11,180 --> 00:24:13,557 (CHUCKLING) Yes, of course. 462 00:24:15,184 --> 00:24:20,939 I know she's fine, now, but when you were four or five, she got sick. 463 00:24:21,065 --> 00:24:21,899 No. 464 00:24:22,024 --> 00:24:24,443 You sure? She wasn't in any pain? 465 00:24:24,568 --> 00:24:26,361 I wasn't in pain. 466 00:24:26,487 --> 00:24:27,905 No, she was just tired. 467 00:24:28,030 --> 00:24:30,115 And sometimes she would stay in bed all day. 468 00:24:30,240 --> 00:24:31,241 Did she ever fall down? 469 00:24:31,366 --> 00:24:32,409 Of course. 470 00:24:32,534 --> 00:24:34,953 Everyone falls down once in a while. 471 00:24:35,079 --> 00:24:36,955 Sometimes, not that often. 472 00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:38,290 How often? 473 00:24:39,541 --> 00:24:43,087 Maybe it was actually more than once in a while. 474 00:24:43,921 --> 00:24:45,089 (GASPS) 475 00:24:45,214 --> 00:24:46,715 Remember that time in the bathroom? 476 00:24:46,840 --> 00:24:48,008 Mmm. 477 00:24:48,133 --> 00:24:49,843 A few times. 478 00:24:49,968 --> 00:24:52,346 Once she hit her head on the bathroom sink. 479 00:24:52,471 --> 00:24:54,848 There was blood all over the floor. 480 00:24:54,973 --> 00:24:57,226 I got it on my sweater. I... 481 00:25:02,856 --> 00:25:03,857 They took her away. 482 00:25:03,982 --> 00:25:06,193 Yeah, to the place where the doctor made her better. 483 00:25:06,318 --> 00:25:08,779 But before that, what about her arms and legs? 484 00:25:08,904 --> 00:25:12,157 Did she ever walk funny, like, sort of bent over? 485 00:25:12,282 --> 00:25:13,325 (LAUGHS) 486 00:25:13,450 --> 00:25:16,537 I thought that was from growing up on the farm! 487 00:25:16,662 --> 00:25:18,122 What about her hands? 488 00:25:18,247 --> 00:25:21,416 Did she ever have any difficulty sewing, buttoning a shirt? 489 00:25:21,542 --> 00:25:22,543 No. 490 00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:23,627 (GASPS) 491 00:25:23,961 --> 00:25:28,423 But sometimes my hands would shiver. 492 00:25:29,216 --> 00:25:33,095 Like I was cold, but I wasn't. I never quite understood. 493 00:25:33,220 --> 00:25:36,723 She used to get the shivers. Like she was cold. 494 00:25:49,361 --> 00:25:50,404 (SIGHING) 495 00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:54,449 Start her on L-dopa and bromocriptine. 496 00:25:54,575 --> 00:25:56,368 It's just Parkinson's. 497 00:26:07,588 --> 00:26:10,465 Cole, how's it going with your patient? 498 00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:13,218 Still seeing stuff. 499 00:26:13,343 --> 00:26:15,762 I hear House is treating you like crap. 500 00:26:15,888 --> 00:26:17,014 He treats everyone badly. 501 00:26:17,139 --> 00:26:18,891 Yeah, but I heard you're special. 502 00:26:19,016 --> 00:26:21,268 Well, I can handle it. 503 00:26:21,393 --> 00:26:25,397 Maybe you shouldn't. He's gonna walk all over you if you let him. 504 00:26:25,522 --> 00:26:27,774 That says nothing about me, just him. 505 00:26:27,900 --> 00:26:30,611 House respects people who aren't afraid of him. 506 00:26:30,736 --> 00:26:34,198 Get in his face. Yell, if you have to. 507 00:26:34,323 --> 00:26:37,075 I don't need his respect. 508 00:26:37,201 --> 00:26:39,328 You do if you want the job. 509 00:26:41,413 --> 00:26:43,415 Thanks for the advice. 510 00:26:48,170 --> 00:26:49,004 (GROANING) 511 00:26:49,129 --> 00:26:50,172 You have to hold still. 512 00:26:50,297 --> 00:26:51,840 I'm trying! 513 00:26:51,965 --> 00:26:53,175 (IRENE GRUNTING) 514 00:26:53,300 --> 00:26:55,344 - Damn! Hold her down! - No! 515 00:26:55,469 --> 00:26:57,804 - Stop it! - Let me do it. 516 00:26:58,305 --> 00:27:00,140 No, no. 517 00:27:00,891 --> 00:27:01,767 (GASPS) 518 00:27:02,351 --> 00:27:03,810 Hold her down! 519 00:27:03,977 --> 00:27:05,187 (SCREAMING) 520 00:27:05,312 --> 00:27:06,521 No! No! 521 00:27:07,439 --> 00:27:09,191 (GASPING) 522 00:27:12,653 --> 00:27:13,654 No! 523 00:27:14,112 --> 00:27:15,697 (SCREAMING) 524 00:27:17,824 --> 00:27:19,159 Irene? 525 00:27:20,494 --> 00:27:21,536 Irene? 526 00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:25,123 You stabbed me. 527 00:27:25,249 --> 00:27:28,377 You were having a nightmare. It wasn't real. 528 00:27:28,502 --> 00:27:30,212 My arm is bleeding. 529 00:27:30,337 --> 00:27:33,048 No. It's okay now, your arm's not... 530 00:27:38,595 --> 00:27:41,348 Lesions aren't explained by Parkinson's. 531 00:27:41,473 --> 00:27:43,308 Any theories? 532 00:27:47,604 --> 00:27:49,398 What, ghost got your tongue? 533 00:27:49,523 --> 00:27:51,275 I'm fine. 534 00:27:51,400 --> 00:27:52,609 HENRY: What about vasculitis? 535 00:27:52,734 --> 00:27:54,653 MRI didn't indicate any cerebral ischemia. 536 00:27:54,778 --> 00:27:57,489 But she has shown some focal weakness, urinary retention. 537 00:27:57,614 --> 00:27:59,157 Yes. Those are her big mystery symptoms, 538 00:27:59,283 --> 00:28:01,576 not the hallucinations that vasculitis doesn't explain. 539 00:28:01,702 --> 00:28:03,829 Unless it's retinal vasculitis. 540 00:28:05,956 --> 00:28:09,418 House, this guy may be smart, and I'm sure he's great to share a beer with, 541 00:28:09,543 --> 00:28:12,504 but if he doesn't know that visual symptoms are an electrical issue, 542 00:28:12,629 --> 00:28:14,589 not vascular, two separate systems... 543 00:28:14,715 --> 00:28:16,550 So are the banks and the power grid, 544 00:28:16,675 --> 00:28:20,345 but if I don't pay my bills my lights go out. 545 00:28:25,350 --> 00:28:30,439 Vasculitis restricts blood flow to nerves, messes with electrical function. 546 00:28:30,564 --> 00:28:32,649 Acute intermittent porphyria is a better fit. 547 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:35,777 If you're wrong about porphyria, the treatment could box her kidneys. 548 00:28:35,902 --> 00:28:40,532 Vasculitis is treated with corticosteroids, relatively harmless. 549 00:28:40,657 --> 00:28:42,284 - Start her on the steroids. - House, he's not... 550 00:28:42,409 --> 00:28:45,579 Then test for both so he can stop whining. 551 00:28:45,704 --> 00:28:50,917 Big Love, have I humiliated you in the last half-hour? 552 00:28:51,043 --> 00:28:51,877 No. 553 00:28:52,002 --> 00:28:53,628 Check your e-mail. 554 00:29:00,218 --> 00:29:01,970 How's it going? 555 00:29:02,095 --> 00:29:03,472 Great. 556 00:29:03,597 --> 00:29:07,100 The only way he can turn any more cheeks is by pulling down his pants. 557 00:29:07,225 --> 00:29:09,728 He's not a wuss. It takes a lot more strength... 558 00:29:09,853 --> 00:29:11,855 We didn't bet on how strong he was. 559 00:29:11,980 --> 00:29:15,317 So, you're gonna collect $100 and fire him because he has principles? 560 00:29:15,442 --> 00:29:18,653 What's your agenda here? You obviously don't care about the 100. 561 00:29:18,779 --> 00:29:20,322 He's a decent, smart... 562 00:29:20,447 --> 00:29:21,531 You don't care about the team. 563 00:29:21,656 --> 00:29:24,034 Does it annoy Wilson when you ask questions and ignore the answers? 564 00:29:24,159 --> 00:29:25,494 Very much. 565 00:29:25,619 --> 00:29:29,289 You only care about who I hire and who I fire 566 00:29:29,414 --> 00:29:32,000 because you miss going through my mail. 567 00:29:32,125 --> 00:29:34,294 You can't stop controlling me. 568 00:29:34,419 --> 00:29:35,921 No one controls you. 569 00:29:36,046 --> 00:29:37,672 - Want your job back? - No. 570 00:29:37,798 --> 00:29:40,675 Too bad, you can't have it. She'll take care of this. 571 00:29:40,801 --> 00:29:44,262 You can take it out of the 100 you're gonna owe me. 572 00:29:45,972 --> 00:29:48,975 I met House at a conference about five years ago. 573 00:29:49,101 --> 00:29:51,019 - He's quite a character. - Yes, he is. 574 00:29:51,144 --> 00:29:53,814 Probably one of the best medical minds of our generation. 575 00:29:53,939 --> 00:29:56,316 I agree. I learned an awful lot from him. 576 00:29:56,441 --> 00:29:59,653 I'll bet you did. I see here you just did a stint at Mercy. 577 00:29:59,778 --> 00:30:00,946 Great. 578 00:30:01,071 --> 00:30:04,533 It says here "'07 to Present." How long were you there? 579 00:30:04,658 --> 00:30:08,829 About a month. Dr. Schaffer was great, but it just wasn't the right fit. 580 00:30:08,954 --> 00:30:11,957 Wait, was that you with Dr. Schaffer and the lymphoma patient? 581 00:30:12,082 --> 00:30:15,877 It was... It was a tough situation. I probably could've handled it better. 582 00:30:16,002 --> 00:30:20,465 No, Dr. Schaffer's got a stick up her rear, good for you. 583 00:30:20,590 --> 00:30:22,134 What made you so sure it was lymphoma? 584 00:30:22,259 --> 00:30:25,095 There was an unusual lactic acid level in one of her labs. 585 00:30:25,220 --> 00:30:26,847 I had a similar case a few months ago. 586 00:30:26,972 --> 00:30:29,891 Beautiful. God, I wish I had your stones. 587 00:30:30,016 --> 00:30:31,017 (CHUCKLES) 588 00:30:31,143 --> 00:30:32,894 Well, my stones are on the market. 589 00:30:33,019 --> 00:30:36,022 No, I mean, seriously, I wish I had your stones. 590 00:30:36,148 --> 00:30:39,067 I could cram you down the board of directors. 591 00:30:40,360 --> 00:30:43,572 But I don't. I'm sorry, man. 592 00:30:44,698 --> 00:30:45,991 Good luck. 593 00:30:48,076 --> 00:30:49,202 When your retinas see something, 594 00:30:49,327 --> 00:30:51,621 they send electrical signals to your brain. 595 00:30:51,746 --> 00:30:53,832 These lenses will pick up those signals. 596 00:30:53,957 --> 00:30:56,001 AMBER: If the signals are misfiring, it'll confirm 597 00:30:56,126 --> 00:30:58,879 that an old man without a medical license is smarter than all of us, 598 00:30:59,004 --> 00:31:00,464 that your hallucinations were caused by... 599 00:31:00,589 --> 00:31:03,425 They're not hallucinations. Tell them, Mom. 600 00:31:03,550 --> 00:31:05,719 Honey, they're doctors. 601 00:31:05,844 --> 00:31:07,679 They must know what they're doing. 602 00:31:07,804 --> 00:31:12,225 If they know what they're doing, how did they kill that poor man's dog? 603 00:31:16,021 --> 00:31:18,899 Come on, this has got to be freaking you out a little bit. 604 00:31:19,024 --> 00:31:20,650 I appreciate your concern. 605 00:31:20,775 --> 00:31:22,402 There's nothing to be ashamed of here. 606 00:31:22,527 --> 00:31:24,404 If the ghost of a man you killed doesn't screw with your head, 607 00:31:24,529 --> 00:31:26,948 there's something wrong with your head. 608 00:31:33,538 --> 00:31:35,916 See, that freaks me out. 609 00:31:37,792 --> 00:31:40,212 Someone must have left it in here. 610 00:31:40,337 --> 00:31:41,713 Absolutely, that makes sense, 611 00:31:41,838 --> 00:31:43,048 some dog was in here getting his eyes checked 612 00:31:43,173 --> 00:31:44,466 and forgot to put his jewelry back on. 613 00:31:44,591 --> 00:31:45,800 IRENE: This isn't working. 614 00:31:45,926 --> 00:31:48,136 You're just making me sicker, like he said you... 615 00:31:48,261 --> 00:31:49,095 (GAGS) 616 00:31:49,221 --> 00:31:50,305 What's wrong? 617 00:31:50,430 --> 00:31:52,599 My stomach, it hurts. 618 00:31:52,724 --> 00:31:54,184 (RETCHING) 619 00:31:56,436 --> 00:31:58,355 - Code in the eye lab. - Lean forward, Irene. 620 00:31:58,480 --> 00:32:01,900 - You're gonna aspirate. - I can't. It hurts. 621 00:32:02,025 --> 00:32:04,277 Why won't you help me? 622 00:32:05,570 --> 00:32:06,696 (GROANING) 623 00:32:09,574 --> 00:32:13,828 Spleen's ripe to bursting. You guys thought it was vasculitis? 624 00:32:15,497 --> 00:32:17,040 You used to be on House's team, right? 625 00:32:17,165 --> 00:32:19,918 Yeah. Got a lot of blood in here. Sponge. 626 00:32:22,212 --> 00:32:23,463 You got any advice for me? 627 00:32:23,588 --> 00:32:24,422 Nope. 628 00:32:24,548 --> 00:32:26,258 You always put up with his crap? 629 00:32:26,383 --> 00:32:27,425 Yeah. 630 00:32:29,511 --> 00:32:30,512 Was it a mistake? 631 00:32:30,637 --> 00:32:31,721 It was irrelevant. 632 00:32:31,846 --> 00:32:33,014 Well, he fired you. 633 00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:35,976 He'll fire you either way. Eventually. 634 00:32:37,435 --> 00:32:39,271 - Dr. Cameron told me about... - Don't want to know. 635 00:32:39,396 --> 00:32:42,774 - Why not? - Because House is watching. 636 00:32:43,900 --> 00:32:45,902 Not a metaphor. Look up. 637 00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:51,408 You guys gonna shoot the breeze, 638 00:32:51,533 --> 00:32:54,911 or you gonna do something about all that bleeding? 639 00:32:56,329 --> 00:33:00,208 That's not coming from the spleen. It's the liver. 640 00:33:00,333 --> 00:33:01,167 It's necrotic. 641 00:33:01,293 --> 00:33:03,169 She's dying from the inside out. 642 00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:13,263 Enlarged spleen and liver failure are classic AIP. 643 00:33:13,388 --> 00:33:14,681 It's porphyria and it's moving fast. 644 00:33:14,806 --> 00:33:17,100 PBGs were negative. If you read the reports... 645 00:33:17,225 --> 00:33:20,270 PBG tests are only conclusive if done during an attack, 646 00:33:20,395 --> 00:33:22,480 which you would know if you were a real doctor. 647 00:33:22,606 --> 00:33:24,232 That is just great. 648 00:33:24,357 --> 00:33:25,775 - What is? - Which one of us is? 649 00:33:25,900 --> 00:33:28,194 Both of you. Together. 650 00:33:28,320 --> 00:33:31,114 Fighting. Passionate to prove the other one wrong. 651 00:33:31,239 --> 00:33:34,284 Couldn't care less about the patient, but it all works out the same. 652 00:33:34,409 --> 00:33:35,619 I hate Thirteen. 653 00:33:35,744 --> 00:33:38,038 Not as productively. Continue. 654 00:33:39,039 --> 00:33:40,165 It could still be vascular. 655 00:33:40,290 --> 00:33:42,125 Vasculitis is off the board. 656 00:33:42,250 --> 00:33:43,627 Steroid treatment didn't help. 657 00:33:43,752 --> 00:33:45,545 Vascular isn't just vasculitis. 658 00:33:45,670 --> 00:33:48,923 Something's got to be cutting off the blood supply to her liver and spleen. 659 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:51,509 Do a visceral angiogram. 660 00:33:51,635 --> 00:33:53,261 This is a joke, right? 661 00:33:53,386 --> 00:33:54,846 He can't be right every single time. 662 00:33:54,971 --> 00:33:57,682 You're feeding him your ideas just to embarrass us. 663 00:33:57,807 --> 00:34:01,978 If I wanted to embarrass you, I'd have you mop up the doctors' lounge. 664 00:34:35,637 --> 00:34:40,308 Heavenly Father, I pray thee that thou shalt give the Holy Ghost 665 00:34:40,433 --> 00:34:44,020 unto all them that shall believe in their words. 666 00:34:45,939 --> 00:34:47,649 Irene, what are you doing? 667 00:34:47,774 --> 00:34:49,067 I need to touch it. 668 00:34:49,192 --> 00:34:50,026 Put your hand down. 669 00:34:50,151 --> 00:34:52,529 No! Give it to me! I want it! 670 00:34:52,654 --> 00:34:55,281 Give it to me! No! 671 00:34:55,699 --> 00:34:57,909 (GRUNTING) 672 00:35:05,709 --> 00:35:06,751 What the angio say? 673 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:08,294 We couldn't finish. She started groping me. 674 00:35:08,420 --> 00:35:11,172 And you couldn't let her get to second base just to get the test done? 675 00:35:11,297 --> 00:35:12,674 I think that's third base. 676 00:35:12,799 --> 00:35:15,593 She was convulsing, delirious and hyper-salivating. 677 00:35:15,719 --> 00:35:18,430 We had to knock her out with lorazepam. 678 00:35:18,555 --> 00:35:20,432 Well, that's definitely not vascular. 679 00:35:20,557 --> 00:35:22,851 What do you want us to do? 680 00:35:22,976 --> 00:35:26,104 The question is, what would Joseph Smith do? 681 00:35:26,229 --> 00:35:27,188 This isn't the time for anti... 682 00:35:27,313 --> 00:35:28,314 Casting out the demons? 683 00:35:28,440 --> 00:35:31,276 The patient's not possessed. She's dying. You can mock me tomorrow. 684 00:35:31,401 --> 00:35:34,904 You believe that the book has all the answers. 685 00:35:35,029 --> 00:35:37,574 To morality, not science. 686 00:35:37,699 --> 00:35:39,284 But the book is inconsistent with science. 687 00:35:39,409 --> 00:35:42,328 You know how many epileptics were tortured because they were possessed? 688 00:35:42,454 --> 00:35:44,414 How many teenage witches were stoned to death, 689 00:35:44,539 --> 00:35:45,498 because they took mushrooms? 690 00:35:45,623 --> 00:35:47,834 Just shut up already. We got a patient dying. 691 00:35:47,959 --> 00:35:50,170 You either got to prescribe an exorcism, 692 00:35:50,295 --> 00:35:53,131 or admit to me that Smith was a horny fraud. 693 00:36:01,139 --> 00:36:03,099 (SIGHS) 694 00:36:05,143 --> 00:36:06,978 I know what she has. 695 00:36:07,937 --> 00:36:09,773 You couldn't have spoken up 10 seconds ago? 696 00:36:09,898 --> 00:36:11,399 You would have saved me 100 bucks. 697 00:36:11,524 --> 00:36:13,902 Mushrooms weren't the only thing that got people stoned to death, 698 00:36:14,027 --> 00:36:17,572 jimsonweed, belladonna, mandrake root and moldy bread. 699 00:36:17,697 --> 00:36:18,823 It's ergot poisoning. 700 00:36:18,948 --> 00:36:19,949 You'd need damp grain that's... 701 00:36:20,074 --> 00:36:22,076 Completely unprocessed and untreated, 702 00:36:22,202 --> 00:36:25,914 like what's in that organic rye bread she's been eating. 703 00:36:26,372 --> 00:36:28,374 - Should I be going home? - Is it 6:00? 704 00:36:28,500 --> 00:36:30,418 It's why she got worse on the bromocriptine. 705 00:36:30,543 --> 00:36:31,461 It's an ergot derivative. 706 00:36:31,586 --> 00:36:33,254 There hasn't been a case in 50 years. 707 00:36:33,379 --> 00:36:35,673 She kept asking for milk. Dairy products counteract the effects. 708 00:36:35,799 --> 00:36:37,509 You think she knew what she had and was treating it? 709 00:36:37,634 --> 00:36:38,551 Cravings based on actual needs, 710 00:36:38,676 --> 00:36:40,762 it's a fairly common evolutionary development. 711 00:36:43,807 --> 00:36:46,100 You okay with an answer based on evolution? 712 00:36:46,226 --> 00:36:47,560 Yeah. 713 00:36:48,269 --> 00:36:49,771 Hypocrite. 714 00:36:52,398 --> 00:36:55,777 It's the stuff they make LSD from. The treatment you're on should... 715 00:36:55,902 --> 00:36:58,696 So, I've just been tripping? 716 00:36:58,822 --> 00:37:02,575 It explains the hallucinations, seizures, delusions... 717 00:37:02,700 --> 00:37:06,704 Constricts the blood vessels, which explains the necrosis. 718 00:37:14,754 --> 00:37:16,422 She's not here? 719 00:37:21,928 --> 00:37:23,680 L\\ \ \ §~ \ \ \ \ 720 00:37:26,015 --> 00:37:29,018 The fact that you're even willing to accept that answer 721 00:37:29,143 --> 00:37:32,230 means the medicine is starting to work. 722 00:37:37,485 --> 00:37:39,028 But you'll live. 723 00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:44,534 You're beautiful, Reena. 724 00:37:46,160 --> 00:37:47,787 You too, Mama. 725 00:38:20,236 --> 00:38:22,030 I'm going to miss you. 726 00:38:26,492 --> 00:38:27,952 Mama. 727 00:39:01,986 --> 00:39:05,740 As you know, there are seven of you and... 728 00:39:05,865 --> 00:39:07,867 One, two, three, four... 729 00:39:07,992 --> 00:39:09,410 Only six roses. 730 00:39:09,535 --> 00:39:11,287 Those are peonies. 731 00:39:12,664 --> 00:39:15,625 But I'm sure they're part of the rose family. 732 00:39:17,251 --> 00:39:20,213 Actually, I'm surprised there are seven of you. 733 00:39:20,338 --> 00:39:23,174 You punch your boss and stick around? 734 00:39:26,177 --> 00:39:28,721 Give me the flower and shut up. 735 00:39:28,846 --> 00:39:30,139 Don't overdo it. 736 00:39:30,932 --> 00:39:35,520 Now, I would love to keep all of you, but not enough to do anything about it. 737 00:39:35,645 --> 00:39:40,608 So, according to my arbitrary schedule, one of you has to go. 738 00:39:59,460 --> 00:40:00,962 You're kidding! 739 00:40:03,965 --> 00:40:07,343 I came up with the answer. I robbed a grave. I... 740 00:40:07,468 --> 00:40:10,763 Planted a dog collar in the procedure room just to screw with my head. 741 00:40:10,888 --> 00:40:12,640 No, I never. 742 00:40:15,101 --> 00:40:16,644 What, you don't believe she did it? 743 00:40:16,769 --> 00:40:18,479 I'm sure she did it. 744 00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:22,859 That's why she's getting the flower. it was beautiful, she just overreached. 745 00:40:22,984 --> 00:40:24,485 - She got into your head. - No, I... 746 00:40:24,610 --> 00:40:26,404 She owned you. 747 00:40:26,529 --> 00:40:28,239 Planting the idea was good. 748 00:40:28,364 --> 00:40:31,909 Letting it fester was good. Leaving the collar was stupid. 749 00:40:32,035 --> 00:40:35,621 Well-known fact, ghosts don't leave things lying around. 750 00:40:36,372 --> 00:40:37,874 So, am I gone then? 751 00:40:51,554 --> 00:40:56,017 Oh, my goodness. I totally forgot about you two. Well played. 752 00:41:11,824 --> 00:41:13,826 Sorry, Henry. 753 00:41:16,329 --> 00:41:17,872 We had some giggles. 754 00:41:18,831 --> 00:41:21,959 You agreed with everything he said. You finished each other's sentences. 755 00:41:22,085 --> 00:41:24,045 That's why I got to go. 756 00:41:26,339 --> 00:41:29,133 Don't need someone to tell you what you're already thinking. 757 00:41:29,258 --> 00:41:30,968 Funny, I was gonna say that. 758 00:41:31,094 --> 00:41:32,929 (CHUCKLES) 759 00:41:34,430 --> 00:41:37,517 - If you want to hang out... - Yeah, I know. 760 00:41:37,642 --> 00:41:38,976 Call Wilson. 761 00:41:40,728 --> 00:41:43,022 The rest of you, 8:00 tomorrow. 762 00:41:50,113 --> 00:41:52,031 Cash will be fine. 763 00:41:54,033 --> 00:41:56,285 I bet you say that to all the guys. 764 00:41:58,996 --> 00:42:01,040 Take your blood money. 765 00:42:02,500 --> 00:42:05,044 Who are you gonna protect next? 766 00:42:05,169 --> 00:42:07,463 If I told you, it wouldn't work. 767 00:42:17,056 --> 00:42:18,391 (DOOR OPENS) 768 00:42:21,936 --> 00:42:23,563 I've re-thought some things. 769 00:42:23,688 --> 00:42:24,856 Glad to hear it. 770 00:42:24,981 --> 00:42:28,109 I'm prepared to come back on a number of conditions. 771 00:42:28,234 --> 00:42:30,570 I want the raise you promised, plus five percent. 772 00:42:30,695 --> 00:42:33,239 I want my own office and a personal assistant. 773 00:42:34,574 --> 00:42:36,659 That's not unreasonable. 774 00:42:36,909 --> 00:42:39,579 I will give you none of those. 775 00:42:40,580 --> 00:42:43,666 You can come back at your original salary. 776 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:45,459 What's going on? 777 00:42:46,794 --> 00:42:48,004 You haven't re-thought anything. 778 00:42:48,129 --> 00:42:51,048 You've just been black-balled. 779 00:42:51,174 --> 00:42:52,300 You're "House, Lite" now. 780 00:42:52,425 --> 00:42:53,968 The only administrator that will touch you 781 00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:57,930 is the one who hired "House, Classic." 782 00:42:58,055 --> 00:43:02,226 The good news is she'll pretend she's not doing you a favor. 783 00:43:08,065 --> 00:43:10,067 I can start Monday.