1 00:00:02,316 --> 00:00:04,067 GRETA: Big Eye, this is Cobra Zero Six. 2 00:00:04,192 --> 00:00:06,737 Just entered Indian Country, approaching way point four. 3 00:00:06,862 --> 00:00:09,906 Request confirmation to engage target on first approach. 4 00:00:10,032 --> 00:00:11,491 OPERATOR: Roger, Cobra Zero Six. 5 00:00:11,617 --> 00:00:13,910 Big Eye waiting for confirmation as well. 6 00:00:14,036 --> 00:00:15,329 GRETA: If we wait any longer, Big Eye, 7 00:00:15,454 --> 00:00:16,830 we're not gonna have any choice in the matter. 8 00:00:16,955 --> 00:00:18,790 I can't exactly do a U-turn here. 9 00:00:18,915 --> 00:00:21,627 OPERATOR: Roger that, Cobra. Hold for confirmation. 10 00:00:52,908 --> 00:00:55,410 (WARNING ALARM BLARING) 11 00:00:58,955 --> 00:01:01,917 (GRETA BREATHING HEAVILY) 12 00:01:11,968 --> 00:01:13,553 Captain Cooper, are you okay? 13 00:01:13,679 --> 00:01:14,888 What happened? You weren't answering. 14 00:01:15,013 --> 00:01:17,474 Because the damn comm cord got disconnected! 15 00:01:17,599 --> 00:01:19,309 You spend a billion dollars on the avionics 16 00:01:19,434 --> 00:01:21,395 and don't bother to check the comm connection? 17 00:01:21,520 --> 00:01:22,896 No, I checked that twice before you got in... 18 00:01:23,021 --> 00:01:25,607 And the next time you ask us to test a prototype, 19 00:01:25,732 --> 00:01:27,859 it'd be nice if your directional gyro didn't spin like a top 20 00:01:27,984 --> 00:01:29,986 when I'm supposed to be 500 feet off the floor. 21 00:01:30,112 --> 00:01:31,613 I'm sorry. 22 00:01:31,738 --> 00:01:36,243 I'll go review the simulation, see if I can figure out what went wrong. 23 00:02:17,284 --> 00:02:19,202 HOUSE: Who is this man? 24 00:02:22,956 --> 00:02:25,083 Come on, take a shot. 25 00:02:25,208 --> 00:02:27,544 I'm not gonna fire you every time you get a wrong answer. 26 00:02:27,669 --> 00:02:28,879 Neville Chamberlain. 27 00:02:29,004 --> 00:02:30,088 You're fired. 28 00:02:30,213 --> 00:02:31,173 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMS) 29 00:02:31,298 --> 00:02:34,050 Does this man look like he's ceding Czechoslovakia 30 00:02:34,176 --> 00:02:35,886 to a fascist dictatorship? 31 00:02:36,011 --> 00:02:40,474 It's Buddy Ebsen, the actor. He's dead. Why are we... 32 00:02:40,599 --> 00:02:45,312 Buddy Ebsen was the original tin man in the Wizard of Oz, for a day. 33 00:02:45,771 --> 00:02:48,440 He was diagnosed allergic to the aluminum dust in the makeup. 34 00:02:48,565 --> 00:02:52,277 His lungs failed. He nearly died. Question is, why? 35 00:02:52,402 --> 00:02:53,987 Didn't you just say he was allergic? 36 00:02:54,112 --> 00:02:57,824 You may not have legs, but you got ears. I suggest you use them. 37 00:02:57,949 --> 00:03:00,327 I said he was diagnosed allergic. 38 00:03:00,452 --> 00:03:04,372 Since we are currently short exactly one interesting patient, 39 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:08,543 we are gonna figure out what really happened to Buddy Ebsen in 1938. 40 00:03:08,668 --> 00:03:10,545 Now, on one hand, he's not getting deader. 41 00:03:10,670 --> 00:03:14,966 On the other hand, your jobs hang in the balance. Se... 42 00:03:15,091 --> 00:03:16,760 CUDDY: House? 43 00:03:21,431 --> 00:03:24,601 I want seven alternate diagnoses when I get back. 44 00:03:28,939 --> 00:03:30,440 Did you forget how to count to three? 45 00:03:30,565 --> 00:03:31,775 I get a budget for three. 46 00:03:31,900 --> 00:03:33,151 Doesn't mean I can only hire three. 47 00:03:33,276 --> 00:03:34,986 Actually, that's exactly what it means. 48 00:03:35,111 --> 00:03:37,531 I cut the permanent salaries by 10%. 49 00:03:37,656 --> 00:03:40,450 Over three years, that'll more than make up for the breakage on the 27 50 00:03:40,575 --> 00:03:42,077 that I'm gonna weed out over the next few weeks. 51 00:03:42,202 --> 00:03:44,120 There's 40 people in there. 52 00:03:45,539 --> 00:03:47,707 Row D, you're fired. 53 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:48,792 (PEOPLE EXCLAIMING) 54 00:03:48,917 --> 00:03:51,127 I didn't actually count all the resumes. 55 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:54,422 This is stupid. You can't manage that many people. 56 00:03:54,548 --> 00:03:56,675 You're just gonna keep weeding them out arbitrarily? 57 00:03:56,800 --> 00:03:58,802 Sure, and having them sitting in my office 58 00:03:59,052 --> 00:04:01,513 schmoozing about their favorite Algerian surfing movies 59 00:04:01,638 --> 00:04:03,056 is a much better system. 60 00:04:03,181 --> 00:04:05,976 - Wait a second. Were you in Row D? - Yes. 61 00:04:06,101 --> 00:04:08,728 My apologies. My boss says I'm being arbitrary and stupid. 62 00:04:08,854 --> 00:04:11,815 Row D is not fired. Row C is fired! 63 00:04:11,940 --> 00:04:14,192 MAN: What? WOMAN: Great. Thank you. 64 00:04:15,068 --> 00:04:18,154 See, that was not arbitrary. (PAGER BEEPING) 65 00:04:18,280 --> 00:04:21,157 Well, I'd love to chat, but I've been paged. 66 00:04:22,117 --> 00:04:23,493 That's interesting. 67 00:04:23,618 --> 00:04:25,412 Apparently, I paged myself. 68 00:04:36,882 --> 00:04:39,301 If you have a resume there, I'm not interested. 69 00:04:39,426 --> 00:04:42,345 But I wouldn't mind hearing how you got my pager number. 70 00:04:42,470 --> 00:04:43,889 It's not a resume. 71 00:04:46,516 --> 00:04:47,809 $50,000. 72 00:04:47,934 --> 00:04:51,354 Does One-Eyed Nicky want me to run that to Jimmy the Nose? 73 00:04:51,479 --> 00:04:53,607 It's for my medical bills. 74 00:04:54,316 --> 00:04:56,818 I need you to find out what's wrong with me. 75 00:04:56,943 --> 00:04:59,404 Insurance is usually cheaper than that. 76 00:05:00,906 --> 00:05:03,074 Cash means there's something to hide. 77 00:05:03,199 --> 00:05:04,534 I'm a captain in the Air Force, 78 00:05:04,659 --> 00:05:06,328 about to start a new assignment. 79 00:05:06,995 --> 00:05:09,289 NASA's astronaut training program. 80 00:05:09,915 --> 00:05:12,709 I discovered salt and created FM radio. 81 00:05:12,834 --> 00:05:16,129 Something is wrong with my eyes, my ears... 82 00:05:17,339 --> 00:05:21,009 Well, if it's fixable, the Air Force will do it for free. 83 00:05:21,760 --> 00:05:22,969 If not, it doesn't matter. 84 00:05:23,094 --> 00:05:25,430 There are a hundred applicants ready to take my place 85 00:05:25,555 --> 00:05:27,182 who don't need to be fixed. 86 00:05:27,307 --> 00:05:29,017 I need to do this off the books. 87 00:05:29,142 --> 00:05:32,020 I did the research. You're the best, you break rules, 88 00:05:32,145 --> 00:05:34,689 and you don't care about anyone except yourself. 89 00:05:36,483 --> 00:05:38,652 Well, let's say that's true. 90 00:05:40,236 --> 00:05:42,155 You get a new job. 91 00:05:42,822 --> 00:05:46,034 Hospital gets a nice wad of cash. 92 00:05:46,868 --> 00:05:48,411 What do I get? 93 00:05:49,079 --> 00:05:51,289 I crashed a flight simulator 94 00:05:52,290 --> 00:05:56,419 because I started to hear with my eyes. 95 00:06:00,507 --> 00:06:02,092 The aluminum could have been tainted... 96 00:06:02,217 --> 00:06:04,052 Don't care. New patient! 97 00:06:04,886 --> 00:06:08,556 30-year-old female with synesthesia. 98 00:06:09,474 --> 00:06:10,642 New rules. 99 00:06:12,811 --> 00:06:15,814 You generate a lab report, you shred it. 100 00:06:15,939 --> 00:06:17,649 X-ray, you melt it. 101 00:06:17,774 --> 00:06:19,943 No notes, no records, nothing. 102 00:06:20,110 --> 00:06:23,530 As far as you're concerned, the patient is Osama Bin Laden 103 00:06:23,655 --> 00:06:27,450 and everyone not in this room is Delta Force. Any questions? 104 00:06:27,575 --> 00:06:30,120 We're protecting Osama Bin Laden? 105 00:06:30,245 --> 00:06:31,621 It's a metaphor. 106 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:33,915 Get used to it. Any more questions? 107 00:06:34,541 --> 00:06:36,126 And you're not even gonna tell us her name? 108 00:06:36,251 --> 00:06:39,170 You think her name might be connected to what's wrong with her? 109 00:06:39,879 --> 00:06:42,173 Here's Osama. 110 00:06:50,306 --> 00:06:54,310 Now, you all have numbers, so we're gonna do this alphabetically. 111 00:06:55,353 --> 00:06:57,814 8, 15 and 5. 112 00:06:57,939 --> 00:06:59,315 Is the synesthesia new? 113 00:07:00,066 --> 00:07:00,900 Yes. 114 00:07:01,026 --> 00:07:03,570 Any history of similar symptoms or psychiatric... 115 00:07:03,695 --> 00:07:04,821 No, nothing. 116 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:08,283 Are you on any prescription meds or use any other drugs? 117 00:07:08,408 --> 00:07:10,285 - No. - Should we trust her answers? 118 00:07:10,410 --> 00:07:13,288 What, you think I'd pull you off Buddy Ebsen just for a junkie? 119 00:07:13,413 --> 00:07:14,789 Can we trust your answers? 120 00:07:14,914 --> 00:07:16,207 You gotta trust someone, right? 121 00:07:16,332 --> 00:07:17,500 No. 122 00:07:17,625 --> 00:07:21,212 Has anyone close to you been sick lately? A family member, co-worker? 123 00:07:21,337 --> 00:07:23,089 No, not that I'm aware of. 124 00:07:23,214 --> 00:07:25,008 Two down. Kitty Carlisle? 125 00:07:25,425 --> 00:07:27,677 Do you spend much time above 20,000 feet? 126 00:07:31,222 --> 00:07:32,766 Why would you ask that? 127 00:07:32,891 --> 00:07:35,060 People who fly are immobile for long periods. 128 00:07:35,185 --> 00:07:38,188 Could be a leg clot that embolized to the brain through a PFO. 129 00:07:38,313 --> 00:07:39,856 That's an unusual choice. 130 00:07:39,981 --> 00:07:41,483 Well, like you said, you wouldn't interrupt Buddy 131 00:07:41,608 --> 00:07:43,401 with anything that wasn't. 132 00:07:44,069 --> 00:07:47,906 The patient is a frequent flyer. 133 00:07:49,074 --> 00:07:54,788 HOUSE: 13, 32, 39, get Osama an EEG, MRI and angiogram. 134 00:07:56,164 --> 00:07:59,667 How many of you think that Oswald acted alone? 135 00:08:00,752 --> 00:08:03,588 If, by alone, you mean that he was unaware that the CIA... 136 00:08:03,713 --> 00:08:05,507 Oh, shut up. 137 00:08:05,632 --> 00:08:08,051 Split yourself into two groups. 138 00:08:08,176 --> 00:08:10,595 Test her blood. Test her stool. 139 00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:15,141 Who likes the designated hitter? 140 00:08:16,518 --> 00:08:19,270 You're wrong. You're lucky you're not fired. 141 00:08:19,395 --> 00:08:21,815 Two more groups LP and cultures. 142 00:08:21,940 --> 00:08:24,818 Who doesn't know what a designated hitter is? 143 00:08:25,777 --> 00:08:27,737 Okay, here's her address. 144 00:08:27,862 --> 00:08:31,282 I want you to break in and find out what she's hiding. 145 00:08:36,037 --> 00:08:38,790 Why don't we just ask the patient for the key? 146 00:08:38,915 --> 00:08:40,875 Well, if you can find out what she's hiding just by asking, 147 00:08:41,000 --> 00:08:42,544 we'd have to redefine hiding. 148 00:08:43,378 --> 00:08:46,047 You want to live in this country, learn the language. 149 00:08:47,340 --> 00:08:49,425 What do you want the rest of us to do? 150 00:08:52,971 --> 00:08:56,558 30 people for three openings and I want you to wash my car? 151 00:08:56,683 --> 00:08:58,685 This is not why I busted my ass in med school. 152 00:08:58,810 --> 00:09:00,895 COLE: We spend a half an hour cleaning the car. Big deal. 153 00:09:01,020 --> 00:09:02,730 It's demeaning. 154 00:09:02,856 --> 00:09:05,316 Work is demeaning? We're too good for this? 155 00:09:05,441 --> 00:09:07,527 Oh, don't give me that honest day's labor crap. 156 00:09:07,652 --> 00:09:10,947 We all went to med school so we wouldn't have to do an honest day's labor. 157 00:09:11,072 --> 00:09:12,907 What about an honest hour's labor? 158 00:09:13,032 --> 00:09:14,367 In exchange, we get a shot at learning 159 00:09:14,492 --> 00:09:16,703 from one of the best diagnosticians in the world. 160 00:09:16,828 --> 00:09:18,997 No, we don't. 161 00:09:19,330 --> 00:09:22,917 If we did, we'd be one of the ones drawing blood or checking for toxins. 162 00:09:23,042 --> 00:09:24,502 We're done. 163 00:09:24,627 --> 00:09:26,129 He's just not gonna cut us loose 164 00:09:26,254 --> 00:09:30,008 until we've dusted his shelves and starched his shirt. 165 00:09:32,343 --> 00:09:35,305 I'm out of here. Who's with me? 166 00:09:49,527 --> 00:09:51,279 Are we sure he wasn't joking? 167 00:09:51,404 --> 00:09:53,531 Maybe this is just a test. 168 00:09:53,656 --> 00:09:56,868 Everything's a joke and everything's a test and he wants us to do it. 169 00:09:56,993 --> 00:09:57,994 Come on, get up here. 170 00:09:58,119 --> 00:10:00,955 Well, I could try, but I pulled a muscle in 1987. 171 00:10:01,080 --> 00:10:03,499 I didn't waste two years repeating medical school 172 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:06,628 - to be arrested and deported. - Why'd they make you repeat? 173 00:10:06,753 --> 00:10:08,671 Not enough gym credits? 174 00:10:08,796 --> 00:10:10,715 According to the state of New Jersey, 175 00:10:10,840 --> 00:10:14,636 medical schools in my country suffer from not being from this country. 176 00:10:21,059 --> 00:10:23,436 You know, if you get it open, you're gonna have to come down and let me in. 177 00:10:23,561 --> 00:10:25,521 Or, you could just wait out here. 178 00:10:26,731 --> 00:10:28,399 This is a competition. 179 00:10:34,656 --> 00:10:35,990 Change your mind? 180 00:10:36,282 --> 00:10:37,325 No. 181 00:10:37,784 --> 00:10:40,286 - Then why are you here? - Never intended to quit. 182 00:10:42,038 --> 00:10:44,958 - Then why did you... - Intended to get everyone else to quit. 183 00:10:46,834 --> 00:10:48,211 Get off the car. 184 00:10:48,336 --> 00:10:50,838 I need to clean it. We need to clean it. 185 00:10:51,965 --> 00:10:54,842 I stole his keys. We'll take it to a car wash. 186 00:10:54,968 --> 00:10:56,719 He's got people breaking into a woman's apartment. 187 00:10:56,844 --> 00:11:01,182 Obviously, respecting personal property isn't one of the rules. 188 00:11:11,943 --> 00:11:14,028 I told the super I was worried about my niece. 189 00:11:14,153 --> 00:11:16,114 She hasn't been answering the telephone. 190 00:11:16,239 --> 00:11:18,283 Nice guy. Two daughters in Mount Holyoke. 191 00:11:21,411 --> 00:11:25,957 No evidence of clots, and other than elevated red blood cell count, 192 00:11:26,082 --> 00:11:29,460 the blood work was unremarkable. 193 00:11:32,755 --> 00:11:35,008 You got a problem with the naked female form? 194 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:37,760 Not at all. 195 00:11:37,885 --> 00:11:41,848 Maybe she's just not used to seeing it spooning with the naked dolphin form. 196 00:11:41,973 --> 00:11:44,642 That's not a dolphin, it's a porpoise. 197 00:11:44,767 --> 00:11:47,437 There is a difference, you know. Salary, for one thing... 198 00:11:47,562 --> 00:11:49,355 You want us to give you a minute? 199 00:11:56,612 --> 00:11:58,072 High red blood cell count likely means... 200 00:11:58,197 --> 00:11:59,449 Carbon monoxide poisoning. 201 00:11:59,574 --> 00:12:00,950 There are a lot of different explanations 202 00:12:01,075 --> 00:12:02,285 for elevated red blood cells. 203 00:12:02,410 --> 00:12:03,828 Yeah, well, which one fits best 204 00:12:03,953 --> 00:12:06,372 with the damaged flue that your competitors found 205 00:12:06,497 --> 00:12:09,208 in the gas fireplace in Osama's cave? 206 00:12:12,045 --> 00:12:12,879 Car's clean. 207 00:12:13,004 --> 00:12:15,965 Did you just see a blond guy with a pretentious accent? 208 00:12:16,090 --> 00:12:17,508 Can't see an accent. 209 00:12:17,633 --> 00:12:18,801 Good point. 210 00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:20,386 Can I have my car keys back? 211 00:12:23,056 --> 00:12:25,850 Give me the car keys, put the patient in a hyperbaric chamber 212 00:12:25,975 --> 00:12:27,852 and no more prime numbers for you. 213 00:12:29,437 --> 00:12:30,438 Thank you. 214 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:35,693 The high pressure and oxygen will flush the carbon monoxide from your system. 215 00:12:35,818 --> 00:12:38,738 This much oxygen for too long can have some toxic effects, 216 00:12:38,863 --> 00:12:40,490 so we'll do this in cycles. 217 00:12:41,574 --> 00:12:43,326 Can I talk to you a second? 218 00:12:46,245 --> 00:12:49,123 You're working that thing all the time. ls everything all right? 219 00:12:49,248 --> 00:12:51,167 We're supposed to be watching her heart rate and blood pressure. 220 00:12:51,292 --> 00:12:53,336 Yeah, I was until you pulled me over here. 221 00:12:54,045 --> 00:12:56,214 I'm sending out a consult on another patient. 222 00:12:56,339 --> 00:12:57,340 COLE: Okay. 223 00:12:57,465 --> 00:12:59,967 What? I'm not quitting my old job until I'm sure I've got a new one. 224 00:13:00,093 --> 00:13:02,011 - I didn't say anything. - You had a look. 225 00:13:02,136 --> 00:13:05,181 Yeah, I did. Sorry. 226 00:13:05,640 --> 00:13:07,100 Hey, I think she's having a heart attack. 227 00:13:07,225 --> 00:13:09,936 (BEEPING) No, I just feel a little funny. 228 00:13:10,061 --> 00:13:11,187 (WARNING ALARM BEEPING) 229 00:13:11,312 --> 00:13:12,688 Tachyarrhythmia. 230 00:13:13,940 --> 00:13:15,608 Call the code! 231 00:13:19,237 --> 00:13:20,154 Nothing. 232 00:13:20,279 --> 00:13:21,656 COLE: V-fib. Where the hell is... 233 00:13:21,781 --> 00:13:22,865 - Clear! - Are you crazy? 234 00:13:22,990 --> 00:13:24,283 You can't use those! We're in a hyperbaric... 235 00:13:24,409 --> 00:13:25,451 Clear! (DEFIBRILLATOR HUMMING) 236 00:13:30,331 --> 00:13:32,125 She's on fire! 237 00:13:32,250 --> 00:13:33,501 (FIRE ALARM WAILING) 238 00:13:43,803 --> 00:13:44,887 Her heart's beating. 239 00:13:45,012 --> 00:13:47,014 And we are so fired. 240 00:13:53,396 --> 00:13:55,523 KUTNER: We've started her on nitro and blood thinners. 241 00:13:55,648 --> 00:13:58,192 Electrolytes and post-arrest EKG were normal. 242 00:13:58,317 --> 00:14:00,319 The attack was not caused by the procedure. 243 00:14:00,445 --> 00:14:02,238 So, what does cause synesthesia, 244 00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:04,449 high red blood cell count and heart attack? 245 00:14:04,574 --> 00:14:09,162 Aren't we gonna discuss what caused the sudden appearance of burnt flesh? 246 00:14:10,413 --> 00:14:13,541 He brought charged paddles into an oxygenated room. 247 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:15,251 And you didn't stop him. 248 00:14:15,710 --> 00:14:19,755 Means either you thought it was a chance worth taking, making you a hypocrite, 249 00:14:19,881 --> 00:14:23,259 or you thought he'd fail, making you a cutthroat little pixie. 250 00:14:24,552 --> 00:14:26,554 - What causes... - Takayasu's syndrome. 251 00:14:26,679 --> 00:14:29,348 Not without a rash and a fever. It's gotta be Whipple's. 252 00:14:29,474 --> 00:14:32,101 No way. You ever see Whipple's without abdominal pain? 253 00:14:32,226 --> 00:14:33,561 Stop it! 254 00:14:33,686 --> 00:14:36,981 This argument is distracting every male and lesbian here. 255 00:14:37,106 --> 00:14:39,066 You're both right. In the sense that you've convinced me 256 00:14:39,192 --> 00:14:40,776 that you're both wrong. 257 00:14:40,902 --> 00:14:42,904 What about cardiomyopathy? 258 00:14:43,029 --> 00:14:45,364 Structural abnormality causes the heart attack 259 00:14:45,490 --> 00:14:49,535 and throws clots to the brain, leading to synesthesia. 260 00:14:49,660 --> 00:14:50,536 How old are you? 261 00:14:50,661 --> 00:14:53,289 I'm 21, unless it's relevant. 262 00:14:54,248 --> 00:14:55,833 Okay, Scooter. 263 00:14:56,334 --> 00:14:58,628 Do a transesophageal echo. 264 00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:03,132 And since the positive divisors of 26, are 2 and 13, have them assist. 265 00:15:03,257 --> 00:15:05,468 The rest of you, go to the cafeteria. 266 00:15:05,593 --> 00:15:09,680 Document 10 things that can cause infection, each. 267 00:15:20,066 --> 00:15:20,983 I wouldn't. 268 00:15:21,108 --> 00:15:26,239 Someone named 17 thinks there could be lysteria in the cream cheese. 269 00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:29,325 17's a stupid number. 270 00:15:30,576 --> 00:15:31,869 What's Chase doing here? 271 00:15:31,994 --> 00:15:33,371 You saw Chase? 272 00:15:33,496 --> 00:15:35,748 Last night. Outside my office. 273 00:15:36,207 --> 00:15:37,542 That's interesting. 274 00:15:39,001 --> 00:15:40,002 It's more curious than actually... 275 00:15:40,127 --> 00:15:44,966 Chase took a job at the Mayo Clinic in Arizona a week ago. 276 00:15:48,135 --> 00:15:49,637 Interesting. 277 00:15:49,929 --> 00:15:55,810 It wasn't Foreman or Cameron you saw, but Chase, the one you fired. 278 00:15:55,935 --> 00:15:57,770 Not interesting. 279 00:15:57,895 --> 00:16:01,274 Someone who looked like someone I used to know walked by my office. 280 00:16:01,399 --> 00:16:06,487 It's always interesting when repressed guilt starts unrepressing itself. 281 00:16:07,280 --> 00:16:10,324 The only thing I feel guilty for is this. 282 00:16:16,163 --> 00:16:19,333 HENRY: We're gonna feed this endoscope down your esophagus, 283 00:16:19,458 --> 00:16:22,253 try to find where your heart might be damaged. 284 00:16:22,378 --> 00:16:26,048 It's gonna feel uncomfortable, but just keep swallowing, 285 00:16:26,716 --> 00:16:28,843 I promise you'll be fine. 286 00:16:30,386 --> 00:16:31,596 She's ready. 287 00:16:34,181 --> 00:16:36,267 Go ahead, take a whack. 288 00:16:36,392 --> 00:16:39,812 Right, so if we don't find anything, House blames me. 289 00:16:39,937 --> 00:16:41,731 Or you find something and get a gold star. 290 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:43,190 Why don't you wanna do it? 291 00:16:43,316 --> 00:16:47,028 House isn't gonna be impressed by a gray hair doing his ten-thousandth echo. 292 00:16:47,153 --> 00:16:48,529 So, you're just being altruistic? 293 00:16:48,654 --> 00:16:51,407 That makes you suspicious, Doctor... 294 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:55,620 Call me 13. I'm not getting invested. 295 00:16:58,414 --> 00:17:00,166 Her heart's structurally sound. 296 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:03,628 No clots, no valvular defects, no wall motion abnormalities. 297 00:17:03,753 --> 00:17:05,463 Got that from structurally sound. 298 00:17:05,588 --> 00:17:07,423 - What did she say? - Structurally sound. 299 00:17:07,548 --> 00:17:10,217 I assume you're not all walking with me to tell me you found nothing... 300 00:17:10,343 --> 00:17:12,762 It showed a short burst in the... 301 00:17:15,014 --> 00:17:16,349 Okay. Who's next? 302 00:17:16,474 --> 00:17:18,100 It showed a short burst of atrial flutter. 303 00:17:18,225 --> 00:17:19,852 I ran a rhythm strip twice and got the same result. 304 00:17:19,977 --> 00:17:21,395 Stop. 305 00:17:22,146 --> 00:17:24,065 Okay, here's how we diagnose in transit. 306 00:17:24,190 --> 00:17:28,486 I lead, you draft, I move, you move, I stop, you stop. Got it? 307 00:17:28,611 --> 00:17:29,612 Flutter could mean hormone overproduction... 308 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:31,947 Wait a second. Why did you do the test? I gave it to Scooter. 309 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:33,115 We didn't think it mattered. 310 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,200 HOUSE: It doesn't. 311 00:17:34,325 --> 00:17:36,160 It matters that you let her. 312 00:17:36,285 --> 00:17:42,083 Okay, 10, 24, 39, run a TRH stimulation test for hyperthyroidism. 313 00:17:42,208 --> 00:17:44,543 That could cause another heart attack. 314 00:17:44,669 --> 00:17:48,339 Proving her first attack was caused by her thyroid, 315 00:17:48,464 --> 00:17:51,175 which is kind of the point, right? 316 00:17:52,843 --> 00:17:54,470 Uh-uh, uh-uh, uh-uh. 317 00:17:56,180 --> 00:17:57,765 I ride alone. 318 00:17:59,308 --> 00:18:01,018 The hormones stimulate your thyroid. 319 00:18:01,143 --> 00:18:03,437 Don't worry if you get flushed or you start to sweat. 320 00:18:03,562 --> 00:18:05,481 It means the thyroid's working. 321 00:18:06,065 --> 00:18:08,526 And, if you want, I can remove that mole. 322 00:18:09,902 --> 00:18:12,154 I'm a plastic surgeon. You're allowed a little vanity. 323 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,198 I'm fine with the way I look. 324 00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:15,908 Good for you. 325 00:18:16,575 --> 00:18:21,205 Although, I do find it a bit odd that someone so self-assured 326 00:18:21,330 --> 00:18:23,874 doesn't want her doctors to find out what's wrong with her. 327 00:18:23,999 --> 00:18:26,085 What are you talking about? Why else am I here? 328 00:18:26,210 --> 00:18:27,920 You're jerking us around. 329 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:30,464 You're handcuffing us with all these restrictions. 330 00:18:30,589 --> 00:18:32,049 I'm feeling warm. 331 00:18:33,050 --> 00:18:35,344 Her pulse is 120. Stop pushing. 332 00:18:35,469 --> 00:18:36,971 MASON: If House thought this would handicap us, 333 00:18:37,096 --> 00:18:37,930 he wouldn't have taken the case. 334 00:18:38,055 --> 00:18:39,515 Or maybe that's why he took the case. 335 00:18:39,640 --> 00:18:41,726 He wants to see if we can get it out of her on our own. 336 00:18:41,851 --> 00:18:44,145 What did you find at her home? 337 00:18:44,270 --> 00:18:45,813 - You were in my home? - Nothing. 338 00:18:45,938 --> 00:18:49,692 Travel pictures, yearbook, her name on an employment slip? 339 00:18:49,817 --> 00:18:51,360 MASON: We weren't checking for that stuff, okay? 340 00:18:51,485 --> 00:18:53,112 Obviously, House didn't want us to. 341 00:18:53,237 --> 00:18:55,906 You're gonna... You're gonna out me, aren't you? 342 00:18:56,031 --> 00:18:57,241 You're gonna ruin everything. 343 00:18:57,366 --> 00:19:00,035 Nobody's trying to do anything, just relax. 344 00:19:01,078 --> 00:19:04,582 This is not a normal response to the test. Pulse and BP are too high. 345 00:19:04,707 --> 00:19:06,792 Get away from me. 346 00:19:10,963 --> 00:19:13,883 Get away from me! Don't touch me! 347 00:19:21,182 --> 00:19:25,853 Paging me during Judge Judy, not the best way to win my affections. 348 00:19:25,978 --> 00:19:27,396 She had another episode of synesthesia. 349 00:19:27,521 --> 00:19:28,773 It set off a psychotic attack. 350 00:19:28,898 --> 00:19:31,192 And now she ran in there, and must have jammed something in the handles. 351 00:19:31,317 --> 00:19:33,068 So, you call me? 352 00:19:33,194 --> 00:19:35,780 The guy with one good leg and zero leverage? 353 00:19:36,155 --> 00:19:40,451 We break that door down, security shows up and her name goes in a file. 354 00:19:42,244 --> 00:19:45,372 Luckily, violence is not the last resort. 355 00:19:45,664 --> 00:19:48,876 Extortion is. So, go ahead. Extort her. 356 00:19:53,881 --> 00:19:56,008 If you don't open this door, we're gonna break it down. 357 00:19:57,343 --> 00:19:58,844 Clever. 358 00:19:58,969 --> 00:20:01,931 An appeal to her deep concern for hospital property. 359 00:20:02,056 --> 00:20:03,641 Let's see how that works. 360 00:20:08,187 --> 00:20:10,689 If you don't open this door, you're going to die. 361 00:20:10,815 --> 00:20:12,149 GRETA: Go away! 362 00:20:13,317 --> 00:20:14,401 HOUSE: Well, you seem to be getting to her. 363 00:20:14,527 --> 00:20:16,237 She doesn't care if she dies. 364 00:20:16,362 --> 00:20:17,488 You think she wants to die? 365 00:20:17,613 --> 00:20:20,950 No, but I think she only wants to live under certain circumstances. 366 00:20:24,745 --> 00:20:27,998 Open up, or I blab your secret to everyone. 367 00:20:28,123 --> 00:20:29,416 GRETA: You don't know anything. 368 00:20:29,875 --> 00:20:31,210 I do. 369 00:20:43,556 --> 00:20:44,431 No! 370 00:20:45,641 --> 00:20:47,017 Anybody think that a sedative might... 371 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:48,894 - I'm trying. - Okayl 372 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:54,608 Who's that? 373 00:21:02,283 --> 00:21:03,868 Who is she? 374 00:21:06,871 --> 00:21:08,414 “V : ma Bin Laden. 375 00:21:20,759 --> 00:21:22,386 Who is she? 376 00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:26,765 Is she okay? 377 00:21:26,891 --> 00:21:29,643 She's stable. Who is she? 378 00:21:30,769 --> 00:21:32,104 HENRY: What did House tell you? 379 00:21:32,229 --> 00:21:35,858 That she is on the run from an international crime syndicate. 380 00:21:35,983 --> 00:21:37,276 That's what he told us. 381 00:21:37,401 --> 00:21:40,613 House may be your boss, but I'm House's boss. 382 00:21:40,738 --> 00:21:43,240 You wanna work here, I better be okay with it! 383 00:21:43,365 --> 00:21:46,243 Honestly, he didn't tell us anything about who she was or what she... 384 00:21:46,368 --> 00:21:48,245 MASON: Her name's Greta Cooper. 385 00:21:50,247 --> 00:21:51,415 Wants to be an astronaut. 386 00:21:51,540 --> 00:21:55,085 Doesn't want NASA to know her brain's getting her ears confused with her eyes. 387 00:21:56,462 --> 00:21:58,255 I went through her mail. 388 00:22:00,132 --> 00:22:04,345 You're a virus, House. Now instead of one liability, I've got 20. 389 00:22:04,470 --> 00:22:08,057 Apparently only 19. Which number was it? 390 00:22:08,182 --> 00:22:10,684 From now on, everything you do gets charted. 391 00:22:10,809 --> 00:22:12,937 With pen, on paper, in a binder that says, 392 00:22:13,062 --> 00:22:15,147 "Princeton-Plainsboro Teaching Hospital" on the cover. 393 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:16,315 Mom! 394 00:22:16,440 --> 00:22:18,567 If you wanna run something through the labs, I get a copy. 395 00:22:18,692 --> 00:22:20,736 If you do scans, I get a copy. 396 00:22:20,861 --> 00:22:24,365 If you think about doing scans, I get a copy. 397 00:22:24,490 --> 00:22:27,910 You know my current thoughts, right? I don't have to put those on paper. 398 00:22:33,290 --> 00:22:34,833 Three issues. 399 00:22:34,959 --> 00:22:38,212 One, number 10, you're fired. 400 00:22:38,671 --> 00:22:39,588 She told you? 401 00:22:39,713 --> 00:22:41,674 Well, it had to be someone who went to her home. 402 00:22:41,799 --> 00:22:44,760 Number 26 is half asleep. Missed his afternoon nap. 403 00:22:44,885 --> 00:22:46,136 Obviously, he doesn't feel guilt. 404 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:48,180 Number 2 is here on a visa, she can't jeopardize. 405 00:22:48,305 --> 00:22:49,181 You can't know. 406 00:22:49,306 --> 00:22:52,393 And that chick's been pointing at you since I walked in. 407 00:22:53,602 --> 00:22:56,939 Issue two, what causes synesthesia, 408 00:22:57,064 --> 00:23:00,275 high RBC, tachyarrhythmia and panic attacks? 409 00:23:00,401 --> 00:23:02,736 Slight glucose elevation. That says thyroid. 410 00:23:02,861 --> 00:23:05,572 - Baseline thyrotropin's 1.1. - 1.3. 411 00:23:05,698 --> 00:23:06,991 Whatever. Her thyroid's working. 412 00:23:07,116 --> 00:23:08,117 What about her liver? 413 00:23:08,242 --> 00:23:10,744 Original ALT levels weren't abnormal, but were near the edge. 414 00:23:10,869 --> 00:23:12,788 - She has patient data on her PDA. - I do not. 415 00:23:12,913 --> 00:23:15,499 I saw the lab values. You said we couldn't write anything down. 416 00:23:15,624 --> 00:23:16,917 I also said I wanted answers. 417 00:23:17,042 --> 00:23:20,004 Liver cancer's the most likely. Paraneoplastic syndrome. 418 00:23:20,129 --> 00:23:21,338 We need to do an MRI. 419 00:23:21,463 --> 00:23:22,673 Which brings us to issue three. 420 00:23:22,798 --> 00:23:24,341 You're saying we can write stuff down? 421 00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:25,926 To you, I'm saying, you're fired. 422 00:23:26,051 --> 00:23:27,761 - To everyone else... - But you said specifically... 423 00:23:27,886 --> 00:23:29,304 I hate tattletales. 424 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:31,724 - She tattled on 10. - Now, you've tattled twice. 425 00:23:32,766 --> 00:23:34,476 Issue three... 426 00:23:34,601 --> 00:23:36,145 Come on, let's go. 427 00:23:37,563 --> 00:23:40,733 Issue three, how do we do tests when we can't do tests? 428 00:23:40,858 --> 00:23:43,944 Dr. Cuddy didn't say we can't do tests, she said we have to chart. 429 00:23:44,069 --> 00:23:46,822 If we chart, we won't get consent, so we can't. 430 00:23:46,947 --> 00:23:49,033 The patient's life may depend on her consenting. 431 00:23:49,158 --> 00:23:52,077 Her dreams depend on her not consenting. 432 00:23:52,202 --> 00:23:56,290 So, how do we do tests when we can't do tests? 433 00:23:57,124 --> 00:23:59,209 You've got an hour. 434 00:24:03,714 --> 00:24:07,426 How do you scan a liver without scanning a liver? 435 00:24:07,551 --> 00:24:09,470 And what's Cameron doing here? 436 00:24:10,304 --> 00:24:13,640 Interesting, so you're seeing Cameron now. 437 00:24:13,766 --> 00:24:18,604 No, not interesting, because not seeing. Saw. 438 00:24:19,938 --> 00:24:22,775 My patient won't consent to MRls or ultrasounds. 439 00:24:22,900 --> 00:24:24,943 You've dealt with more liver cancer than anyone else here. 440 00:24:25,069 --> 00:24:28,989 So, you want me to share the secret scanning techniques I learnt in Nepal? 441 00:24:29,114 --> 00:24:31,742 Unfortunately, the monks made me swear a blood oath. 442 00:24:31,867 --> 00:24:33,035 Where was she? 443 00:24:33,160 --> 00:24:34,203 In the lobby. 444 00:24:35,412 --> 00:24:37,623 I guess, we could palpate the area around the liver. 445 00:24:37,748 --> 00:24:40,751 Which won't work unless the tumor's enormous, which you know, 446 00:24:40,876 --> 00:24:43,670 which means you're here because these visions are freaking you out. 447 00:24:43,796 --> 00:24:45,130 Did... 448 00:24:45,339 --> 00:24:48,634 She had blond hair. Why would I hallucinate that? 449 00:24:48,759 --> 00:24:50,636 Yes! yes! 450 00:24:50,761 --> 00:24:53,680 Why are you merging Cameron and Chase? 451 00:24:53,806 --> 00:24:57,476 We should find out before the next time you see her, when she'll be black. 452 00:24:57,601 --> 00:25:00,020 Because, of course, it's scientifically impossible for a person 453 00:25:00,145 --> 00:25:02,481 to go back and visit somewhere they worked. 454 00:25:02,606 --> 00:25:04,608 No. But since she's not a dead cat, 455 00:25:04,733 --> 00:25:08,487 it is scientifically impossible for her to be in two places at once. 456 00:25:09,196 --> 00:25:11,698 Physics joke. Don't hear enough of those. 457 00:25:11,824 --> 00:25:14,493 She just called me from Arizona. 458 00:25:14,827 --> 00:25:16,954 Notice the area code, 480. 459 00:25:17,079 --> 00:25:19,665 They put an offer on a place in Scottsdale. 460 00:25:19,790 --> 00:25:22,167 Do you want to talk or should I? I guess we could both talk. 461 00:25:22,292 --> 00:25:24,711 Although, they're engaged, and if you're staying in touch, 462 00:25:24,837 --> 00:25:26,672 you might wanna buy them... 463 00:25:31,468 --> 00:25:35,180 Maybe it's not repressed guilt, maybe it's just panic. 464 00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:38,183 Right now, you've got enough fellows to build a railroad, 465 00:25:38,308 --> 00:25:40,602 but you're gonna have to narrow that room full of numbers 466 00:25:40,727 --> 00:25:41,645 down to three people. 467 00:25:41,770 --> 00:25:45,774 Any chance you could turn this creative brilliance towards my patient's liver? 468 00:25:46,650 --> 00:25:48,360 I think you're gonna choose people 469 00:25:48,485 --> 00:25:50,404 for reasons that have nothing to do with their skills. 470 00:25:50,529 --> 00:25:54,491 I think you're gonna choose people just because you can't stand them. 471 00:25:54,616 --> 00:25:57,828 Because if you like them, well, that's just 472 00:25:58,954 --> 00:26:00,455 stressful. 473 00:26:02,166 --> 00:26:03,458 Stress. 474 00:26:04,793 --> 00:26:05,919 I like it. 475 00:26:10,174 --> 00:26:12,134 We need to stress the patient's liver. 476 00:26:12,259 --> 00:26:13,385 You mean make her sick? 477 00:26:13,510 --> 00:26:15,721 I mean, make her sick in a specific way. 478 00:26:15,846 --> 00:26:18,849 If her liver's given to malfunctioning, we make it malfunction. 479 00:26:18,974 --> 00:26:20,851 Are we on the other side of wrong here? 480 00:26:20,976 --> 00:26:23,645 Don't we have an ethics board that we should consult, or... 481 00:26:23,770 --> 00:26:25,147 I fired you. 482 00:26:25,272 --> 00:26:26,440 No, you didn't. 483 00:26:26,565 --> 00:26:28,525 He fired you, you're number 6. 484 00:26:28,650 --> 00:26:30,903 No, I'm not. I'm number 9. 485 00:26:31,028 --> 00:26:33,530 I approve of your shamelessness. 486 00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:35,365 You're still fired. 487 00:26:35,490 --> 00:26:37,117 So, how do we stress her liver? 488 00:26:37,242 --> 00:26:39,661 Lying and paperwork, I get. Shutting down organs, I think... 489 00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:42,664 We could give her intravenous vitamin D and stick her in a tanning booth. 490 00:26:42,831 --> 00:26:46,335 If she goes into a coma, we know it's a metabolic problem. 491 00:26:46,460 --> 00:26:47,544 Nice. 492 00:26:47,669 --> 00:26:49,963 But vitamin D's metabolized by the liver and kidneys. 493 00:26:50,088 --> 00:26:51,715 It wouldn't tell us which one's screwed up. 494 00:26:51,840 --> 00:26:54,092 KUTNER: We could get her wasted. 495 00:26:55,636 --> 00:26:58,472 Give her shots of tequila and measure how long it takes for her to pass out. 496 00:26:58,597 --> 00:27:01,475 If it's too fast, then we know her liver is not processing alcohol. 497 00:27:01,600 --> 00:27:03,435 Means it's shot. 498 00:27:04,478 --> 00:27:06,480 I like you, number 9. 499 00:27:13,946 --> 00:27:15,155 You wanted to see me? 500 00:27:15,280 --> 00:27:16,490 You a Mormon? 501 00:27:18,784 --> 00:27:21,245 You're wearing a ring from Brigham Young. 502 00:27:22,204 --> 00:27:24,539 Or did your folks just do the lawns? 503 00:27:24,665 --> 00:27:27,167 The Church has a very progressive attitude towards racial equality. 504 00:27:27,292 --> 00:27:30,087 Don't care. Actually, I'm thanking God. 505 00:27:30,879 --> 00:27:33,298 You're the only non-drinker we got. 506 00:27:33,423 --> 00:27:34,299 We need a control group 507 00:27:34,424 --> 00:27:38,303 to establish whether the liver's deterioration is within normal range. 508 00:27:38,428 --> 00:27:41,682 Got a big drinker, a medium drinker, now I got a no-drinker. 509 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:43,725 Just do an MRI. 510 00:27:45,727 --> 00:27:48,939 You really think the guy who created heaven and earth 511 00:27:49,064 --> 00:27:51,525 cares what you put in your digestive tract? 512 00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:54,152 Her dream shouldn't outrank my religious belief. 513 00:27:54,278 --> 00:27:56,863 Why not? Her dream might come true. 514 00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:01,660 All life is sacred, right? 515 00:28:02,327 --> 00:28:04,871 We're not saving her life. We're doing a diagnostic test. 516 00:28:04,997 --> 00:28:06,415 Not even a real diagnostic test. 517 00:28:06,540 --> 00:28:10,210 Well, that fake test might really save her life. 518 00:28:12,254 --> 00:28:15,674 Would you pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath? 519 00:28:19,469 --> 00:28:25,767 Would you or would you not pull an ass out of a pit on the Sabbath? 520 00:28:30,105 --> 00:28:32,274 Fine. I'll do it. 521 00:28:34,192 --> 00:28:35,360 Good. 522 00:28:40,741 --> 00:28:42,534 Why'd you have to pick tequila? 523 00:28:42,659 --> 00:28:45,537 I assume a single malt would've worked just as well. 524 00:28:45,662 --> 00:28:47,497 THIRTEEN: Wasn't our choice. 525 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,920 Okay, two minutes, then round number five. 526 00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:57,674 So, tell me about the magic underwear. 527 00:28:59,885 --> 00:29:01,470 Is that why you're here? 528 00:29:01,595 --> 00:29:04,306 I'm the big drinker, doing my part for science. 529 00:29:04,431 --> 00:29:07,809 The interesting question is why your religious beliefs 530 00:29:07,934 --> 00:29:10,354 are suddenly less important than her dreams. 531 00:29:10,479 --> 00:29:11,605 You're reversing your argument? 532 00:29:11,730 --> 00:29:13,065 I know what I believe. 533 00:29:13,190 --> 00:29:14,608 I'm just not quite sure what you believe. 534 00:29:14,733 --> 00:29:17,944 Well, LDS doesn't try to dictate every detail of our lives. 535 00:29:18,070 --> 00:29:21,907 When a situation isn't clear, we're encouraged to make our own decisions. 536 00:29:22,032 --> 00:29:23,784 But your judgment was to say no. 537 00:29:24,576 --> 00:29:25,619 You used my judgment. 538 00:29:25,744 --> 00:29:27,245 You made a good argument. 539 00:29:27,371 --> 00:29:30,540 Rational arguments don't usually work on religious people. 540 00:29:30,665 --> 00:29:32,834 Otherwise, there would be no religious people. 541 00:29:32,959 --> 00:29:33,794 You're an atheist. 542 00:29:33,919 --> 00:29:35,504 HOUSE: Only on Christmas and Easter. 543 00:29:35,629 --> 00:29:37,381 Rest of the time, it doesn't really matter. 544 00:29:37,506 --> 00:29:38,965 Where's the fun in that? 545 00:29:39,091 --> 00:29:40,717 A finite un-mysterious universe? 546 00:29:40,842 --> 00:29:43,762 It's not about fun. It's about the truth. 547 00:29:43,887 --> 00:29:45,597 The truth is we're having this debate 548 00:29:45,722 --> 00:29:47,933 because you wanna figure something out about me. 549 00:29:48,058 --> 00:29:49,935 What have you got so far? 550 00:29:50,811 --> 00:29:52,229 (GRETA BREATHING HEAVILY) 551 00:29:52,354 --> 00:29:53,980 Greta! Greta! 552 00:29:54,106 --> 00:29:55,399 COLE: She can't breathe. We need to intubate. 553 00:29:55,524 --> 00:29:56,650 GRETA: No! 554 00:29:56,775 --> 00:29:58,360 At least oxygen. 555 00:29:58,944 --> 00:30:00,987 NASA will need to know why! 556 00:30:01,113 --> 00:30:03,240 (GASPING HEAVILY) 557 00:30:12,290 --> 00:30:13,917 I checked the tests you ordered. 558 00:30:14,584 --> 00:30:15,544 Did you just see Foreman? 559 00:30:15,669 --> 00:30:18,255 You measured the density of her teeth. 560 00:30:18,380 --> 00:30:21,133 It's a shortcut test for hypocalcaemia. 561 00:30:21,258 --> 00:30:22,467 You had to have just passed him. 562 00:30:22,592 --> 00:30:24,386 So, you suspected hypocalcaemia 563 00:30:24,511 --> 00:30:26,555 from her complete lack of broken bones? 564 00:30:26,680 --> 00:30:29,266 Is that why you also ran three tox screens? 565 00:30:29,391 --> 00:30:31,476 Patient might have been sneaking uppers. 566 00:30:31,601 --> 00:30:33,019 He was in a white coat. Did you hire him back? 567 00:30:33,145 --> 00:30:36,148 Foreman is running the diagnostic department at New York Mercy. 568 00:30:43,572 --> 00:30:45,449 Have you been drinking? 569 00:31:06,511 --> 00:31:07,512 She was having trouble breathing. 570 00:31:07,637 --> 00:31:09,556 Refused oxygen and intubation. 571 00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:12,225 So you put her on a treadmill? 572 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,144 Records will show that we gave her oxygen 573 00:31:14,269 --> 00:31:17,397 as a part of a routine cardio stress test. 574 00:31:17,522 --> 00:31:20,817 She gets to breathe, your boss gets her paperwork. 575 00:31:20,942 --> 00:31:22,527 Whose idea was that? 576 00:31:23,612 --> 00:31:25,071 It was a joint decision. 577 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,699 It never is. 578 00:31:29,117 --> 00:31:31,786 So, how old were you when your brother left home? 579 00:31:31,912 --> 00:31:34,998 - Why do you think that I... - Why aren't you answering? 580 00:31:35,248 --> 00:31:37,209 Did your mother initiate the divorce? 581 00:31:37,334 --> 00:31:39,544 We should probably focus on what's wrong with her lungs. 582 00:31:39,669 --> 00:31:40,629 Are you Wiccan? 583 00:31:40,754 --> 00:31:42,464 She really can't breathe. 584 00:31:43,673 --> 00:31:45,509 Okay. Hold still. 585 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:50,013 What are you doing? 586 00:31:50,138 --> 00:31:52,098 Auscultatory percussion. 587 00:31:52,224 --> 00:31:54,309 If you have a good ear, you can... 588 00:31:57,437 --> 00:31:59,189 You didn't have a lot of friends, because you chose not to... 589 00:31:59,314 --> 00:32:01,191 You can hear while you're talking? 590 00:32:02,108 --> 00:32:07,197 You can detect not only structural details, but small, deep masses. 591 00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:14,704 Game's over. 592 00:32:15,747 --> 00:32:19,125 You either have lung cancer or tuberous sclerosis. 593 00:32:20,377 --> 00:32:22,546 We need to cut you open and biopsy. 594 00:32:23,713 --> 00:32:24,923 That'll 595 00:32:26,174 --> 00:32:27,551 leave a scar. 596 00:32:27,676 --> 00:32:30,178 NASA doctors will see it. They'll know. 597 00:32:30,845 --> 00:32:34,724 I never opened for Springsteen or slept with Barbara Feldon. 598 00:32:34,849 --> 00:32:37,978 You can live for years without dreams. Without lungs... 599 00:32:38,103 --> 00:32:39,563 Find a way. 600 00:32:42,482 --> 00:32:43,900 Okay- 601 00:32:44,025 --> 00:32:47,779 As long as you keep saying it strongly, you won't die. 602 00:32:49,781 --> 00:32:52,867 Find a way. 603 00:32:57,998 --> 00:33:00,917 How do we force a patient into surgery? 604 00:33:01,668 --> 00:33:05,171 Texas bag scam? Saratoga Wire? 605 00:33:05,297 --> 00:33:06,881 Paris Exposition Trick? 606 00:33:07,007 --> 00:33:09,301 The problem's not the surgery, it's the scars, 607 00:33:09,426 --> 00:33:11,761 and we have a plastic surgeon here who can hide them. 608 00:33:11,886 --> 00:33:14,973 Not that well. NASA's gonna check every cranny. 609 00:33:15,098 --> 00:33:17,726 I say we just put ether in her oxygen and do what we have to do. 610 00:33:17,851 --> 00:33:18,893 She'll sue. 611 00:33:19,019 --> 00:33:19,936 For what? 612 00:33:20,061 --> 00:33:22,897 Making it harder for her to lie to the government? 613 00:33:23,023 --> 00:33:24,774 We don't need to hide them. 614 00:33:24,899 --> 00:33:27,319 We give her elective cosmetic surgery. 615 00:33:27,444 --> 00:33:29,654 The incisions will give us access to her lungs. 616 00:33:29,779 --> 00:33:32,324 And she's got an innocent explanation for the scars. 617 00:33:32,449 --> 00:33:34,159 You mean, like, liposuction. 618 00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:37,329 No, no. Those incisions are too far from the lungs. 619 00:33:37,454 --> 00:33:40,415 We don't subtract. We add. 620 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:43,710 Turn her Bs into Cs. 621 00:33:44,836 --> 00:33:49,674 It's myth that fake hooters blow up at high altitude. She'll be fine. 622 00:33:51,051 --> 00:33:54,387 Just think of it as one giant rack for mankind. 623 00:33:55,180 --> 00:33:57,766 I fought for years to be taken seriously. 624 00:33:57,891 --> 00:34:01,227 Trust me, you'll be taken more seriously. Just sign the form. 625 00:34:02,896 --> 00:34:04,648 This'll make me a joke. 626 00:34:04,773 --> 00:34:06,066 There's gotta be another way. 627 00:34:10,278 --> 00:34:13,198 I've known a few people who had dreams. 628 00:34:13,323 --> 00:34:17,661 One thing they all had in common was they got laughed at 629 00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:21,289 and they didn't care. 630 00:34:31,841 --> 00:34:34,260 You bumped a splenectomy for a boob job? 631 00:34:34,386 --> 00:34:36,096 Would you condemn this woman to a life 632 00:34:36,221 --> 00:34:38,431 where people look at her face when they talk to her? 633 00:34:38,556 --> 00:34:40,975 If you don't explain this, I'll cancel the surgery. 634 00:34:41,101 --> 00:34:43,186 Can I explain why you're here? 635 00:34:43,311 --> 00:34:44,979 I think I just told you why I... 636 00:34:45,105 --> 00:34:49,693 I scheduled a diagnostic patient for a boob job. Which is ridiculous. 637 00:34:49,818 --> 00:34:51,403 So, obviously you had to confront me. 638 00:34:51,528 --> 00:34:52,737 With you so far. 639 00:34:52,862 --> 00:34:53,947 But I'm gonna give you a reason. 640 00:34:54,072 --> 00:34:55,198 Not a good one. 641 00:34:55,323 --> 00:34:57,534 No. Not even close to a good one. 642 00:34:58,993 --> 00:35:01,287 But here's the drag from your point of view. 643 00:35:01,413 --> 00:35:03,540 My explanation will make sense. 644 00:35:03,665 --> 00:35:06,793 Not to the board, not to a judge, but to you. 645 00:35:06,918 --> 00:35:09,003 So you'll let me do it. 646 00:35:09,129 --> 00:35:12,924 Then, you're gonna have to sit next to me at the administrative hearing. 647 00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:16,511 Don't you have better things to do? 648 00:35:25,895 --> 00:35:28,940 It's in the best interests of the patient. 649 00:35:33,319 --> 00:35:35,864 Trocar's in, you're good to go. 650 00:35:42,662 --> 00:35:44,497 Deflate the lung. 651 00:35:45,457 --> 00:35:47,333 ASHKA: There, a cyst. 652 00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:49,961 TAUB: Cysts, I count three of them. 653 00:35:50,086 --> 00:35:53,381 Probably the same, if not more, on the left lung. 654 00:35:53,506 --> 00:35:58,178 Okay, so what's been working overtime to kill Miss Bin Laden? 655 00:35:58,303 --> 00:35:59,888 ASHKA: We know her name now. 656 00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:01,681 Yeah, but I forgot it. 657 00:36:01,806 --> 00:36:05,143 Say the magic word and get immunity from the next challenge. 658 00:36:05,268 --> 00:36:07,896 Alveolar hydatid disease. Hits all the organs. 659 00:36:08,021 --> 00:36:09,814 She'd have had multiple seizures by now. 660 00:36:09,939 --> 00:36:11,316 Pulmonary Langerhans'. 661 00:36:11,441 --> 00:36:13,443 Doesn't explain the red blood cells. 662 00:36:14,360 --> 00:36:15,487 Come on! 663 00:36:15,612 --> 00:36:18,698 Cysts, synesthesia, heart attack. You guys have gotta... 664 00:36:18,823 --> 00:36:20,909 CHASE: Von Hippel-Lindau syndrome. 665 00:36:22,452 --> 00:36:25,914 Raises red blood cell count, causes masses on the organs. 666 00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,666 If one of the masses is a pheochromocytoma, 667 00:36:28,792 --> 00:36:31,669 it could cause neurologic episodes and a heart attack. 668 00:36:36,299 --> 00:36:40,845 Do you see a blonde guy who still has peach fuzz standing up there? 669 00:36:42,013 --> 00:36:43,264 Yeah. 670 00:36:43,932 --> 00:36:47,227 This is a closed procedure. Gallery's off limits. 671 00:36:47,811 --> 00:36:49,103 Not to the surgical staff. 672 00:36:51,356 --> 00:36:53,733 Are you gonna hire that guy instead of us? 673 00:37:02,408 --> 00:37:04,953 Not a chance. I love you guys. 674 00:37:05,954 --> 00:37:09,833 Please dig out the cysts, histology to confirm Von Hippel-Lindau. 675 00:37:09,958 --> 00:37:12,168 Don't forget her chesticles. 676 00:37:21,761 --> 00:37:24,514 Calling Arizona was a very nice touch. 677 00:37:24,639 --> 00:37:25,849 You do have residual... 678 00:37:25,974 --> 00:37:28,226 Not only do I not have residual feelings, 679 00:37:28,351 --> 00:37:29,894 I didn't even have primary feelings. 680 00:37:30,019 --> 00:37:31,271 - You freaked... - You lied! 681 00:37:31,396 --> 00:37:32,730 Because you knew it meant... 682 00:37:32,856 --> 00:37:34,107 It meant nothing! 683 00:37:34,232 --> 00:37:36,693 I saw him 'cause he was there. 684 00:37:36,818 --> 00:37:39,529 Did Cameron follow her bashert to the surgery department? 685 00:37:39,654 --> 00:37:41,239 I think Chase followed her. 686 00:37:41,364 --> 00:37:43,741 She's been a senior attending in the ER the last three weeks. 687 00:37:43,867 --> 00:37:46,578 A blonde senior attending, to be accurate. 688 00:37:46,703 --> 00:37:48,663 And Foreman, is he back in neurology? 689 00:37:48,788 --> 00:37:51,749 He's at New York Mercy. He's been there a month. 690 00:37:51,875 --> 00:37:54,919 - Did you see Foreman? - No. 691 00:37:55,044 --> 00:37:58,506 WOMAN OVER PA: Doctor Chang to OR. Doctor Chang to OR. 692 00:37:59,674 --> 00:38:02,176 So, I'm cured. 693 00:38:02,302 --> 00:38:05,138 You're fine for now, but Von Hippel-Lindau is a genetic disease. 694 00:38:05,263 --> 00:38:06,681 There's no cure. 695 00:38:07,599 --> 00:38:10,643 Greta, you need to come clean to NASA. 696 00:38:11,519 --> 00:38:13,354 You said you got all the cysts. 697 00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:14,898 They could re-emerge. 698 00:38:15,940 --> 00:38:17,483 I'll go to radiology clinics. 699 00:38:17,609 --> 00:38:19,110 I'll get regular screenings. 700 00:38:19,235 --> 00:38:21,529 If something happened while you're up there, 701 00:38:21,654 --> 00:38:22,780 you'd be playing Russian Roulette with... 702 00:38:22,906 --> 00:38:23,990 HOUSE: Relax. 703 00:38:25,700 --> 00:38:27,911 She doesn't have to tell, and neither do you. 704 00:38:29,245 --> 00:38:31,080 Turns out the NASA doctors even know 705 00:38:31,205 --> 00:38:33,499 where the hyphen in Von Hippel-Lindau goes. 706 00:38:35,376 --> 00:38:37,003 You called them? 707 00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:39,005 I'm not an idiot. 708 00:38:39,505 --> 00:38:41,633 Those shuttles fly over New Jersey. 709 00:38:53,269 --> 00:38:56,439 HOUSE: So, here we are. The big moment! 710 00:38:56,564 --> 00:39:00,318 Which of you gets to live to be abused another day? 711 00:39:00,443 --> 00:39:03,363 And which of you goes home and rationalizes being fired 712 00:39:03,488 --> 00:39:05,406 as character building? 713 00:39:10,995 --> 00:39:12,580 The following numbers, thanks for playing. 714 00:39:12,705 --> 00:39:17,585 21, 19, 8, 34, 715 00:39:17,961 --> 00:39:19,504 17, 716 00:39:19,963 --> 00:39:21,965 29, 5, 717 00:39:22,548 --> 00:39:24,926 36, 2. 718 00:39:26,386 --> 00:39:28,513 The rest of you, 8 a.m. sharp. 719 00:39:28,638 --> 00:39:31,307 I'll be in sometime between 10:00 and 3:00. 720 00:39:31,432 --> 00:39:33,643 Oh, and 26, stick around a while. 721 00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:40,942 I did nothing wrong. 722 00:39:41,192 --> 00:39:42,694 Lots of people did nothing wrong. 723 00:39:42,819 --> 00:39:44,487 Other people screwed up, I never even... 724 00:39:44,612 --> 00:39:46,698 Other people took chances. 725 00:39:47,490 --> 00:39:48,950 26? 726 00:39:52,829 --> 00:39:54,330 Buddy Ebsen actually was allergic to... 727 00:39:54,455 --> 00:39:56,791 Yeah, I know. How old are you? 728 00:39:56,916 --> 00:39:58,251 21. 729 00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,294 You don't think it's relevant. 730 00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:02,797 I'll likely have less time to use the skills you teach us, 731 00:40:02,922 --> 00:40:04,716 but I don't think that's significant to you. 732 00:40:04,841 --> 00:40:07,593 How about the fact that you never went to medical school? 733 00:40:09,137 --> 00:40:12,348 Which is why you let the unlucky number do the trans echo. 734 00:40:13,725 --> 00:40:16,394 At least you're ethically unethical. 735 00:40:18,771 --> 00:40:22,692 30 years I worked in the Columbia med school admissions office. 736 00:40:22,817 --> 00:40:26,612 Audited all the classes, most of them, more than once. 737 00:40:28,031 --> 00:40:29,782 I just never got a diploma. 738 00:40:30,825 --> 00:40:32,827 You had to know I'd find out sooner or later. 739 00:40:35,121 --> 00:40:36,622 I know you break rules. 740 00:40:37,540 --> 00:40:39,375 I thought maybe you'd break one for me. 741 00:40:40,835 --> 00:40:41,961 (SIGHS) 742 00:40:42,086 --> 00:40:43,838 I can't hire you as a doctor. 743 00:40:44,630 --> 00:40:46,924 But you can still tell me what you think. 744 00:40:47,050 --> 00:40:49,719 You could also fetch me coffee and pick up my dry cleaning. 745 00:40:49,844 --> 00:40:52,180 Until I can decide whether or not to keep you. 746 00:40:52,305 --> 00:40:56,267 So, I'm playing this whole game to be, like, your secretary? 747 00:40:56,392 --> 00:40:59,187 Assistant sounds marginally less demeaning. 748 00:40:59,854 --> 00:41:01,689 It's not my dream job. 749 00:41:01,814 --> 00:41:06,069 Actually, it is. It's just not your dream title. 750 00:41:31,719 --> 00:41:33,262 Three weeks. 751 00:41:33,387 --> 00:41:37,016 For someone who never misses something small, you missed something big. 752 00:41:38,935 --> 00:41:40,228 You're an idiot. 753 00:41:40,895 --> 00:41:43,314 The hair, where I'm working, or both? 754 00:41:43,439 --> 00:41:45,650 The hair makes you look like a hooker. 755 00:41:46,109 --> 00:41:47,860 I like it. 756 00:41:48,736 --> 00:41:51,155 Pulling pieces of windshield out of car accident victims, 757 00:41:51,280 --> 00:41:54,659 and reattaching fingertips sliced off cutting bagels? 758 00:41:55,118 --> 00:41:58,204 At least Chase's move is only one step down. 759 00:41:58,329 --> 00:42:00,706 I can do good here. Get it out of my system. 760 00:42:04,502 --> 00:42:06,754 Why'd you rat your patient out to NASA? 761 00:42:07,672 --> 00:42:10,424 I don't know who's been gossiping about ethics instead of sex, 762 00:42:10,550 --> 00:42:12,176 but I hope they've already been fired. 763 00:42:13,219 --> 00:42:15,179 - Which number was it? - Greta. 764 00:42:15,304 --> 00:42:17,640 - Number. - No number, the patient. 765 00:42:17,765 --> 00:42:19,225 How do you think she got your pager number? 766 00:42:19,350 --> 00:42:21,144 She came into the ER, didn't want to talk... 767 00:42:21,269 --> 00:42:22,186 I didn't rat her out. 768 00:42:22,311 --> 00:42:24,147 You lied? 769 00:42:24,647 --> 00:42:27,692 I suppose I should tell her that before she keys my car. 770 00:42:27,817 --> 00:42:29,277 Why lie? 771 00:42:29,402 --> 00:42:31,904 I had to stop some leaky faucets. 772 00:42:32,655 --> 00:42:33,990 What did it matter? 773 00:42:35,032 --> 00:42:36,325 It was no one's business. 774 00:42:37,660 --> 00:42:38,744 Right. 775 00:42:38,870 --> 00:42:41,038 She's gonna be the safest astronaut up there. 776 00:42:41,873 --> 00:42:44,417 Certainly more vigilant than the guy next to her who's got no clue 777 00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:46,711 about the aneurysm in his head ready to pop. 778 00:42:46,836 --> 00:42:48,212 Right. 779 00:42:49,589 --> 00:42:51,465 You got a better reason? 780 00:42:54,510 --> 00:42:56,554 You couldn't kill her dream.