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Yeah, I said I'm sorry.
I'm just not feeling too hot.
2
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You're sneezing.
You could do that in a movie theater.
3
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Yeah, and I'll be
in a nice soft chair when I collapse.
4
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I'm exhausted, babe.
5
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Oh, come on.
We're gonna be late.
6
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Episode Four never comes
to the big screen.
7
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This is the pre-Lucasized version,
remember?
8
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None of that Greedo
shooting first crap.
9
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Go without me.
10
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What are you
talking about?
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You love Star Wars.
12
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Don't you?
13
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Ben?
14
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Since when?
15
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Since just before
I started pretending I loved it.
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(SIGHS)
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I'm sorry.
I was just trying to be supportive.
18
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Fine. I'll go alone.
19
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(SIGHS)
20
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(CELL PHONE RINGING)
21
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Baby, I'm sorry.
Me, too.
22
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I'm so woozy
I can hardly think.
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We'll hang out at home.
24
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No, you should go.
25
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(RUMBLING)
26
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Did you just
feel something?
27
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Feel? Like what?
28
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- Is there an earthquake?
- In New Jersey?
29
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- Oh, God.
- What?
30
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I think I'm,
like, hallucinating.
31
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Call 911.
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(SCREAMING)
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(CAR ALARMS BEEPING)
34
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(ELECTRIC GUITAR WAILING)
35
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Twenty-six year old female,
gas main exploded under her building,
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she was pulled out of the rubble
after six hours.
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Two surgeries
for multiple fractures and burns.
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I'm thinking
the broken bones
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are a response to the building
falling on her head.
40
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And the fever?
41
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She's the only collapse victim
whose body temperature was...
42
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Put her
on antipyretics.
43
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Already have.
The fever is holding at 104.
44
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Fluctuating consciousness.
45
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Can't take the case.
I don't have a team.
46
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So hire a team.
47
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What for?
I don't have a case.
48
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Have you even
interviewed anybody?
49
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You test-d rive a car
before you buy it.
50
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You have sex
before you get married.
51
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I can't hire a team
based on a 10-minute interview.
52
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What if I don't like
having sex with them?
53
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You've spent the last two weeks
doing absolutely nothing.
54
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Concert is over.
55
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In what twisted universe
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does mastering Eddie Van Halen's
two-handed arpeggio technique
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count as
"absolutely nothing"?
58
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Take the case,
or you will spend the next month
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helping the collapse team
change bandages.
60
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I diagnose her alone, by the end
of the day, you go away for a week.
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Done.
62
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It's not gonna work.
63
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If he solves the case,
we cure the girl.
64
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And prove
he doesn't need a team.
65
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He's not gonna solve the case.
Not that fast.
66
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- Why not?
- Because he needs a team.
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- And this will prove to him...
- Wanna change his mind?
68
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You need a more convincing argument
than "you promised."
69
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Fever?
70
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Non-responsive to antibiotics,
antipyretics.
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Fluctuating consciousness.
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Go!
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(SIGHS)
74
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You talking to me?
75
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Yes.
76
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Imagine that the roof
of the storage closet
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collapses on your
favorite floor buffer,
78
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which then
starts overheating.
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Why would I have
a favorite floor buffer?
80
00:05:03,116 --> 00:05:04,743
Okay-
81
00:05:04,868 --> 00:05:07,203
Maybe the electrical works
got banged up in there
82
00:05:07,329 --> 00:05:08,955
from stuff falling on it?
83
00:05:09,080 --> 00:05:10,457
Hmm. Interesting.
84
00:05:10,582 --> 00:05:14,294
Brain damage, leading to
hypothalamic dysregulation.
85
00:05:15,420 --> 00:05:16,755
Nah.
86
00:05:16,880 --> 00:05:19,341
If you're brought in covered in rubble,
it's all about the MRls.
87
00:05:19,466 --> 00:05:22,093
We'd have seen that. Come on!
Gotta earn that fiver.
88
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Or stuff leaked in the holes,
messing it up.
89
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Lacerations lead
to multiple portals for infection.
90
00:05:28,266 --> 00:05:30,143
Bacterial would have responded
to the antibiotics.
91
00:05:30,268 --> 00:05:32,145
It's too high for viral.
92
00:05:32,270 --> 00:05:34,314
Parasites or fungus
is possible.
93
00:05:34,439 --> 00:05:35,690
Or maybe lupus?
94
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My grandma has lupus.
95
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Okay. Auto immune, I'll run
a lupus panel. Infection fits best.
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A complete history
would be helpful,
97
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which leads to the worst
part of the job,
98
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dealing with the
floor buffer's family.
99
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We talked every
couple of weeks.
100
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But Ben would
know better than I.
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No farms,
no travel anywhere weird.
102
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You get that,
Dr. Buffer?
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00:06:05,929 --> 00:06:07,180
No travel, no farm.
104
00:06:08,473 --> 00:06:11,226
The file says she was sick
before the building collapsed.
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BEN: Yeah, I figured
it was just a cold.
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Why, do you think
it's related?
107
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Her being sick and her being sick?
Often is.
108
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She was unconscious
when I found her.
109
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We'd been fighting.
110
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I just want to...
111
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Just tell me
she's gonna be okay.
112
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I'm not even sure
if you're gonna be okay.
113
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We're gonna
make her all better.
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Show off.
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You ought to be
nicer to people.
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Where are we going?
117
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You know how the laughter
of little children is infectious?
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Well, parasites and fungi
are even more so.
119
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We're gonna find out which one
is making her brain bubble over.
120
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Where, the building?
121
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EPA's doing that job for us,
they say it's clean.
122
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Which means we're making a pilgrimage
to Castle Blackberry.
123
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Her name's Bradberry.
I should've asked them for keys.
124
00:07:01,276 --> 00:07:04,446
No need, I'm sure we can find
a large rock somewhere.
125
00:07:04,988 --> 00:07:07,866
I'm not breaking
into somebody's house.
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I got principles.
127
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I got some loose change here
says you don't.
128
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I'm not doing this
129
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for less than $50.
130
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Where's the restaurant?
131
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What restaurant?
132
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The one you said
you were taking me to for lunch?
133
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Oh! Uh...
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This one's homier.
135
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Dibs on the cold pizza!
136
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I'm sure it looked
easier on YouTube.
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Oops
138
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Yeah. You don't
need a team.
139
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You can't even
get arrested without company.
140
00:08:01,002 --> 00:08:05,006
You're right. Only one solution,
never replace them, ever.
141
00:08:06,174 --> 00:08:07,550
Do you need help?
142
00:08:07,675 --> 00:08:10,345
Yeah, yeah.
Patronize the poor cripple.
143
00:08:10,637 --> 00:08:11,679
Ow.
144
00:08:11,805 --> 00:08:13,389
- Let me get that.
- I got it.
145
00:08:13,515 --> 00:08:16,267
(STAMMERING)
Will you just let me get it?
146
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I'll check the bedroom.
147
00:08:27,612 --> 00:08:30,532
(SHOUTING) There's some
interesting mold on the windowsill here.
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It's gonna
take me a while.
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WILSON: I'll cover
the bathroom.
150
00:09:12,740 --> 00:09:14,868
She had a secret diary.
151
00:09:14,993 --> 00:09:16,744
Is there any other kind?
152
00:09:16,870 --> 00:09:18,705
What are you doing?
153
00:09:18,830 --> 00:09:21,166
There's a sale
on liquid Tide.
154
00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,501
If you're broke,
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00:09:23,626 --> 00:09:25,170
I could lend you a tiny bit
of the money I owe you.
156
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No, no.
I wouldn't put you in that position.
157
00:09:27,922 --> 00:09:29,382
What does
the diary say?
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Basically a list
of her sexual encounters,
159
00:09:32,010 --> 00:09:34,721
boys, girls,
vibrating appliances...
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00:09:34,846 --> 00:09:37,015
If it was, you'd be quoting,
not summarizing.
161
00:09:37,140 --> 00:09:39,475
It's just a parade
of sad banalities.
162
00:09:39,601 --> 00:09:42,604
"I can hardly get out of bed.
Feeling blue."
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Then, three months ago,
turns into a parade of happy banalities.
164
00:09:46,357 --> 00:09:49,027
"It's starting to turn the corner.
Job's looking up."
165
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We can stop swabbing.
Her cliches are getting healthier.
166
00:09:52,113 --> 00:09:55,825
Or she's less depressed.
Aren't there pills that do that?
167
00:09:55,950 --> 00:09:57,118
Anti-depressants
don't cause fever.
168
00:09:57,243 --> 00:10:00,622
Not on their own. But the ER didn't know
she was on MAO inhibitors,
169
00:10:00,747 --> 00:10:03,791
so they gave her Demerol,
that's a nasty combo.
170
00:10:03,917 --> 00:10:06,127
So, all you have to do
is convince this kid
171
00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:08,213
that his girlfriend had
a secret doctor,
172
00:10:08,338 --> 00:10:11,424
and a secret stash
and a secret life.
173
00:10:11,758 --> 00:10:14,594
It's been a while since a patient
took a swing at you. Can I watch?
174
00:10:14,719 --> 00:10:16,804
I only have to
convince the mother.
175
00:10:18,640 --> 00:10:21,601
Actually,
I don't have to convince anyone.
176
00:10:22,894 --> 00:10:25,813
This is total crap. If she was seeing
a psychiatrist, I'd know.
177
00:10:25,939 --> 00:10:27,523
If she was on drugs,
I'd know.
178
00:10:28,399 --> 00:10:31,152
Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.
179
00:10:31,277 --> 00:10:34,322
But why anti-depressants?
I don't understand.
180
00:10:35,448 --> 00:10:38,117
Mrs. Bradberry, please sign the forms
so we can start the dialysis.
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00:10:38,243 --> 00:10:39,327
Stop saying that.
182
00:10:39,452 --> 00:10:43,289
Dr. Buffer, what is going on?
What aren't you telling us?
183
00:10:44,874 --> 00:10:45,917
He's a janitor?
184
00:10:46,042 --> 00:10:48,086
More significantly,
a blabbermouth.
185
00:10:48,211 --> 00:10:49,504
House, shut up.
186
00:10:51,005 --> 00:10:56,552
I am very sorry how Dr. House handled
this. It is completely unforgivable.
187
00:10:58,596 --> 00:11:02,308
Except if he's right.
Dialysis will filter her blood.
188
00:11:02,433 --> 00:11:03,559
There's nothing
to filter.
189
00:11:03,977 --> 00:11:05,061
Save her life.
190
00:11:05,186 --> 00:11:06,396
She wasn't depressed.
191
00:11:06,521 --> 00:11:08,439
I'm miserable around Ben.
192
00:11:11,401 --> 00:11:14,946
Not me, I like Ben.
February 12th.
193
00:11:15,863 --> 00:11:18,825
Either she's depressed
or she just thinks you're a jerk.
194
00:11:18,950 --> 00:11:20,326
Neither suggests
that you should be the one
195
00:11:20,451 --> 00:11:22,787
directing her
medical treatment.
196
00:11:22,912 --> 00:11:25,456
Does the diary say
my daughter's taking these drugs?
197
00:11:25,581 --> 00:11:26,416
No, but medically...
198
00:11:26,541 --> 00:11:28,001
Did you find drugs
in their home?
199
00:11:28,126 --> 00:11:30,253
She's probably hiding them
in her purse.
200
00:11:30,378 --> 00:11:33,298
I thought it'd be rude to go searching
under a thousand tons of rubble.
201
00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:34,966
This was months ago.
We were in a fight.
202
00:11:35,091 --> 00:11:36,050
It doesn't mean
she's depressed
203
00:11:36,175 --> 00:11:37,260
and it doesn't mean
she doesn't love me.
204
00:11:37,385 --> 00:11:39,137
Fine.
Maybe the diary proves nothing.
205
00:11:39,262 --> 00:11:42,515
On the other hand,
half the country's on anti-depressants
206
00:11:42,640 --> 00:11:45,268
and it fits
her symptoms perfectly.
207
00:11:49,522 --> 00:11:53,234
No ring on your daughter's finger
means you make the decisions.
208
00:11:53,943 --> 00:11:58,406
I'm not sure that I know her
well enough anymore.
209
00:11:58,531 --> 00:12:02,201
You really wanna risk her life
on how well he knows her?
210
00:12:46,829 --> 00:12:48,581
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
211
00:12:50,208 --> 00:12:51,834
Wilson, you idiot.
212
00:12:51,959 --> 00:12:54,754
MAN: (DISTORTED VOICE) Listen
carefully, and no one will get hurt.
213
00:12:54,879 --> 00:12:56,881
You must follow
the instructions.
214
00:12:57,173 --> 00:13:02,053
Any attempt to contact the FBI
or other law enforcement agencies,
215
00:13:02,178 --> 00:13:04,806
or Cuddy,
will be met with the...
216
00:13:06,766 --> 00:13:08,851
And a large Coke, no ice.
217
00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,397
- Give it back.
- What happened?
218
00:13:13,022 --> 00:13:16,567
Did someone
kidnap your guitar,
219
00:13:16,692 --> 00:13:20,405
a $12,0001967 Flying V
or something?
220
00:13:20,530 --> 00:13:21,614
Where'd you hide it?
221
00:13:21,739 --> 00:13:24,826
I'm flattered you would consider me
this bold and brilliant.
222
00:13:24,951 --> 00:13:26,911
Yeah. It takes a...
223
00:13:28,538 --> 00:13:30,248
It takes
a criminal mastermind
224
00:13:30,373 --> 00:13:33,376
to pull off a heist from an unlocked,
unguarded room down the hall.
225
00:13:33,501 --> 00:13:35,503
What do you want?
226
00:13:35,628 --> 00:13:37,130
Me? Nothing.
227
00:13:37,255 --> 00:13:40,758
But I'm sure the kidnapper wants
whatever a kidnapper wants.
228
00:13:40,883 --> 00:13:44,053
To see you interview five to seven
well-qualified fellowship candidates.
229
00:13:44,178 --> 00:13:45,638
I don't need a team.
230
00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,974
You were bouncing ideas
off a janitor.
231
00:13:48,099 --> 00:13:49,767
And solved the case!
232
00:13:53,980 --> 00:13:57,233
Hi. I'm Dr. Cuddy.
233
00:13:57,358 --> 00:14:00,194
If you can hear what I'm saying,
blink once.
234
00:14:02,363 --> 00:14:03,239
(GASPING)
235
00:14:03,364 --> 00:14:05,491
You can't talk right now.
You have a tube down your throat.
236
00:14:05,616 --> 00:14:09,078
And try not to move your head.
You've been in a terrible accident,
237
00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:11,789
but it looks like
you will have no permanent injuries.
238
00:14:11,914 --> 00:14:14,542
You've had a bad fever,
but it's gone now.
239
00:14:14,667 --> 00:14:16,878
I've been here the whole time, honey.
Okay? I'm not leaving.
240
00:14:17,003 --> 00:14:18,337
CUDDY: This is very important.
241
00:14:18,463 --> 00:14:22,467
I need you
to blink one for yes, twice for no.
242
00:14:22,925 --> 00:14:25,303
Were you seeing
a psychiatrist?
243
00:14:27,513 --> 00:14:30,850
Were you on MAO inhibitors,
the anti-depressant?
244
00:14:33,269 --> 00:14:35,855
Megan, it's okay.
it doesn't matter, okay? I love you.
245
00:14:37,023 --> 00:14:38,900
Honey?
Honey, what's wrong?
246
00:14:39,025 --> 00:14:40,234
(MONITORS BEEPING)
Megan, are you all right?
247
00:14:40,359 --> 00:14:41,360
What's happening?
Are we upsetting her?
248
00:14:41,486 --> 00:14:43,571
Heart is beating too fast.
Get the family out of here.
249
00:14:43,696 --> 00:14:44,822
Megan?
250
00:14:44,947 --> 00:14:45,990
- Megan!
- Charging to 200.
251
00:14:46,115 --> 00:14:47,825
- Meg. Meg!
' Megan!
252
00:14:49,577 --> 00:14:50,661
Clear!
253
00:14:58,753 --> 00:15:02,465
We shocked her back into sinus rhythm,
but she's still tachycardia.
254
00:15:02,590 --> 00:15:06,761
Fascinating. Equally fascinating is,
why are you here?
255
00:15:06,886 --> 00:15:08,888
I was gonna leave you alone
if you won the bet.
256
00:15:09,013 --> 00:15:09,931
But you lost.
257
00:15:10,056 --> 00:15:12,975
I explained the fever,
which is all we were talking about.
258
00:15:14,393 --> 00:15:16,437
She confirmed
the anti-depressants.
259
00:15:16,562 --> 00:15:18,731
Go bet with someone else
if you wanna explain the heart problems.
260
00:15:18,856 --> 00:15:20,358
She confirmed them
by winking.
261
00:15:20,483 --> 00:15:22,068
Maybe there was a cute guy
across the room.
262
00:15:22,193 --> 00:15:24,862
She got better when I treated her.
Even I'm not that cute.
263
00:15:24,987 --> 00:15:27,114
Two unrelated symptoms.
Just a coincidence?
264
00:15:27,240 --> 00:15:28,574
Or you're grasping
at straws
265
00:15:28,699 --> 00:15:30,701
to avoid admitting
you can't do this on your own.
266
00:15:30,826 --> 00:15:32,078
Fine.
267
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:35,039
What explains the fever
and persistent tachycardia?
268
00:15:35,164 --> 00:15:37,625
It could be anything.
Endocarditis?
269
00:15:37,792 --> 00:15:39,544
No. Fever, no infection.
270
00:15:40,670 --> 00:15:43,214
- Um...
- Keep going, you're doing great.
271
00:15:47,510 --> 00:15:49,136
You win.
272
00:15:49,262 --> 00:15:50,805
- I don't believe you.
- I'm not gonna play this game.
273
00:15:50,930 --> 00:15:52,807
Just give me
the damn résumés.
274
00:15:56,102 --> 00:15:57,270
And my guitar.
275
00:15:58,437 --> 00:15:59,981
(DEFENSIVELY)
I don't have it.
276
00:16:00,189 --> 00:16:05,486
Although I did hear some plangent
strumming from under that couch earlier.
277
00:16:12,493 --> 00:16:13,452
Wow.
278
00:16:13,578 --> 00:16:16,956
This kidnapper isn't just bold.
He's diabolical.
279
00:16:17,081 --> 00:16:20,793
I guess he realized he probably
shouldn't give it back to you
280
00:16:20,918 --> 00:16:23,212
until after you've had
the interviews.
281
00:16:41,230 --> 00:16:42,273
Huh!
282
00:16:42,398 --> 00:16:44,025
You didn't write anything.
283
00:16:44,150 --> 00:16:47,361
So, what you're saying is,
you didn't find that one big explanation
284
00:16:47,486 --> 00:16:49,947
'cause there isn't one.
Clever.
285
00:16:50,072 --> 00:16:52,575
Well, let's just say
your anti-depressant theory
286
00:16:52,700 --> 00:16:53,868
does explain the fever.
287
00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:56,454
What about the heart?
And don't say a building fell on her.
288
00:16:56,579 --> 00:16:58,914
(CLEARS THROAT)
Okay.
289
00:16:59,040 --> 00:17:01,000
- A structure collapsed...
- Shut up.
290
00:17:01,125 --> 00:17:04,837
Come on, it fits. Crushed musculature
releases potassium, causes V-tach.
291
00:17:04,962 --> 00:17:07,757
You'd think she'd get crush syndrome
after she was crushed,
292
00:17:07,882 --> 00:17:08,966
not two days later.
293
00:17:09,091 --> 00:17:13,262
Microvascular occlusions, takes
that long for the blood to reperfuse.
294
00:17:14,889 --> 00:17:18,768
She'd have a baggy heart.
Echo it to confirm.
295
00:17:22,229 --> 00:17:24,690
(ECHOGRAPH PULSATING)
296
00:17:24,815 --> 00:17:26,942
ls crush syndrome
good or bad?
297
00:17:27,068 --> 00:17:28,069
Does it sound good?
298
00:17:28,194 --> 00:17:29,528
I mean, compared
to the other things it could be.
299
00:17:29,654 --> 00:17:31,072
There are no other things
it could be.
300
00:17:31,197 --> 00:17:32,698
Then why
are you testing her?
301
00:17:32,823 --> 00:17:34,617
Excellent question.
302
00:17:38,537 --> 00:17:40,539
What? What is it?
303
00:17:42,124 --> 00:17:43,417
The heart's fine.
304
00:17:43,542 --> 00:17:45,336
Why is she sweating?
305
00:17:46,253 --> 00:17:47,088
Her fever's back.
306
00:17:47,213 --> 00:17:48,422
Why would
her fever be back?
307
00:17:49,632 --> 00:17:52,134
- I can't say.
- You don't know?
308
00:17:52,259 --> 00:17:55,388
Well, I know. I just can't say,
'cause you'll hit me.
309
00:17:56,806 --> 00:17:58,724
Let's discuss this
in front of witnesses.
310
00:17:59,892 --> 00:18:00,893
The DT's?
311
00:18:01,018 --> 00:18:02,353
So, she's
an alcoholic now?
312
00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:05,314
Her first fever was from
the medication for her depression.
313
00:18:05,439 --> 00:18:06,440
Or you're wrong.
314
00:18:06,732 --> 00:18:09,819
The second fever was from
the self-medication for depression.
315
00:18:09,944 --> 00:18:10,820
This is insane.
316
00:18:10,945 --> 00:18:13,572
You don't think I would have noticed
her being constantly drunk?
317
00:18:13,698 --> 00:18:16,492
You were practically living with
Sylvia Plath. You didn't notice that.
318
00:18:16,617 --> 00:18:17,993
Tone it down
or I will hit you.
319
00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:19,954
Fine. I'll do
liver enzyme tests.
320
00:18:20,079 --> 00:18:23,833
Liver enzymes can also be elevated
from musculoskeletal trauma.
321
00:18:23,958 --> 00:18:26,335
They'd be there whether she had
a drinking problem or not.
322
00:18:26,460 --> 00:18:29,588
They don't know that.
Just pretend to confirm.
323
00:18:29,714 --> 00:18:30,589
What's the treatment?
324
00:18:30,715 --> 00:18:32,049
She's not an alcoholic.
325
00:18:32,174 --> 00:18:34,552
Hair of the dog.
IV alcohol.
326
00:18:34,760 --> 00:18:36,053
Taper it off
after a few days.
327
00:18:36,178 --> 00:18:37,888
She's sick and traumatized
and half dead,
328
00:18:38,013 --> 00:18:39,724
you wanna
make her drunk?
329
00:18:39,849 --> 00:18:41,517
Just do it.
330
00:18:41,809 --> 00:18:44,478
You can't do this. We lived together.
We were gonna have kids.
331
00:18:44,603 --> 00:18:45,855
You barely even know her.
332
00:18:45,980 --> 00:18:48,315
Apparently, neither did you.
333
00:19:14,967 --> 00:19:15,843
MAN: Hello?
334
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:18,512
Hi, can I speak to
Trevor Kaufman?
335
00:19:18,637 --> 00:19:20,556
Yo, yo. This is Trev.
What up?
336
00:19:20,681 --> 00:19:24,685
This is Dr. Gregory House.
Can you come in tomorrow to interview?
337
00:19:24,810 --> 00:19:27,730
House? Are you serious? Awesome!
338
00:19:27,855 --> 00:19:29,023
Hey, I got the House interview!
339
00:19:29,148 --> 00:19:31,901
MAN 2: (MOCKINGLY) Oh, look at me,
I got the House interview!
340
00:19:32,026 --> 00:19:34,236
TREVOR: Shut up! Would you shut up?
MAN 2: I'm so cool.
341
00:19:34,361 --> 00:19:35,196
Hey, give me the phone back.
342
00:19:35,321 --> 00:19:37,573
(MAN 2 WHOOPING)
Give the phone back, seriously, man.
343
00:19:41,869 --> 00:19:43,329
I got a page_
344
00:19:43,454 --> 00:19:44,413
No, you didn't.
345
00:19:44,538 --> 00:19:45,664
They called a code.
346
00:19:45,790 --> 00:19:46,957
No, they didn't.
347
00:19:49,710 --> 00:19:52,755
You got a page,
but not from us.
348
00:19:59,762 --> 00:20:01,847
(TELEPHONE RINGING)
349
00:20:05,976 --> 00:20:07,603
Did you ever see
Raid on Entebbe?
350
00:20:07,728 --> 00:20:08,604
Yeah.
351
00:20:08,729 --> 00:20:10,314
In the end
they release the hostages.
352
00:20:10,439 --> 00:20:12,066
How's that working for you?
353
00:20:12,191 --> 00:20:13,609
The Ugandans played fair.
354
00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,362
They didn't move the hostages
on the Israelis.
355
00:20:16,487 --> 00:20:21,116
Once again, I'm in awe
of the kidnapper's tactical brilliance.
356
00:20:21,742 --> 00:20:25,788
What is El Fuego Del Amor,
and why do you need 10 of them?
357
00:20:27,248 --> 00:20:29,708
(HESITANTLY)
It's a telenovela.
358
00:20:30,167 --> 00:20:31,377
I'm learning Spanish.
359
00:20:31,502 --> 00:20:33,337
Say adi6s.
360
00:20:33,462 --> 00:20:35,005
(ALARMED)
Are you erasing my TiVo?
361
00:20:35,130 --> 00:20:37,174
House, not the season finale!
362
00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,593
I don't negotiate with terrorists.
363
00:20:39,718 --> 00:20:42,680
I smoke them out
of their hidey-holes.
364
00:20:42,805 --> 00:20:45,307
Do you know what terrorists do
when you don't negotiate?
365
00:20:45,432 --> 00:20:46,892
They terrorize.
366
00:20:47,518 --> 00:20:49,770
(ENUNCIATING)
Bring it on.
367
00:20:53,816 --> 00:20:57,403
Fever's down. Sweating is abated.
Heart's working fine.
368
00:20:58,529 --> 00:21:01,115
I guess House was right, again.
369
00:21:01,240 --> 00:21:02,908
That's good news, right?
370
00:21:03,033 --> 00:21:03,951
It is good news.
371
00:21:04,076 --> 00:21:05,786
So, what does this mean,
she's an alcoholic?
372
00:21:05,911 --> 00:21:07,162
There's no other
explanation?
373
00:21:09,582 --> 00:21:11,000
(SOFTLY)
No, sorry.
374
00:21:11,125 --> 00:21:12,835
It doesn't make any sense.
375
00:21:12,960 --> 00:21:16,380
Dr. Cuddy, she's doing this thing
with her mouth again.
376
00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,510
It's been on and off
for the last couple of hours.
377
00:21:21,635 --> 00:21:23,512
Is she trying to talk?
378
00:21:25,055 --> 00:21:26,223
No.
379
00:21:27,516 --> 00:21:28,893
I think she's screaming.
380
00:21:29,685 --> 00:21:30,686
(GASPING)
381
00:21:36,442 --> 00:21:37,610
(CHIPPER)
Morning.
382
00:21:37,735 --> 00:21:38,944
Huh!
383
00:21:39,069 --> 00:21:40,487
Where did you come from?
384
00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:43,407
Apes, if you believe
the Democrats.
385
00:21:43,532 --> 00:21:45,492
I heard you were there
when I was proven right.
386
00:21:45,618 --> 00:21:47,995
The alcohol treatment
took away the heart and fever problems.
387
00:21:48,120 --> 00:21:50,664
Yes, I was also there
when you were proven wrong.
388
00:21:50,789 --> 00:21:53,667
She'd been silently screaming
for two hours.
389
00:21:53,834 --> 00:21:57,630
Amylase and lipase are through the roof.
She has pancreatitis.
390
00:21:57,755 --> 00:21:59,632
IV alcohol could cause pancreatitis.
391
00:22:00,799 --> 00:22:02,384
Okay-
392
00:22:10,392 --> 00:22:11,477
You're not gonna
argue with me?
393
00:22:11,602 --> 00:22:12,728
No.
394
00:22:12,853 --> 00:22:13,812
You think I'm right?
395
00:22:13,938 --> 00:22:14,939
No.
396
00:22:15,064 --> 00:22:16,982
- Why not?
- No.
397
00:22:17,775 --> 00:22:19,777
That's not really
a yes or no question.
398
00:22:19,902 --> 00:22:22,988
Which is why
I'm not answering it.
399
00:22:23,113 --> 00:22:25,282
If it's not
the IV alcohol, it's gotta be...
400
00:22:25,407 --> 00:22:27,034
(DISMISSIVELY)
Not interested.
401
00:22:28,410 --> 00:22:29,703
If I'm wrong,
402
00:22:30,454 --> 00:22:31,622
she's gonna die.
403
00:22:32,039 --> 00:22:33,457
Are you sure you're still
Dean of Medicine?
404
00:22:33,582 --> 00:22:37,586
I'm not interested in arguing because
I'm not interested in enabling you.
405
00:22:37,711 --> 00:22:41,840
You need someone to bounce ideas
off of. You need a team.
406
00:22:44,510 --> 00:22:46,220
Don't follow me.
407
00:22:48,973 --> 00:22:50,015
(SIGHING)
408
00:22:50,140 --> 00:22:53,727
MAO inhibitor caused the fever,
alcohol caused the pancreatitis,
409
00:22:53,852 --> 00:22:56,855
alcohol withdrawal
caused the V-tach.
410
00:22:58,649 --> 00:23:00,776
Your logic is irrefutable.
411
00:23:00,901 --> 00:23:02,486
You're wrong.
412
00:23:03,529 --> 00:23:05,447
Well, who are you gonna believe?
A classic toy,
413
00:23:05,572 --> 00:23:07,908
or a woman who,
if she had any confidence in her ideas,
414
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:10,869
wouldn't feel the need
to distract you with a water bra?
415
00:23:10,995 --> 00:23:12,871
Are you really just gonna treat
the pancreatitis?
416
00:23:13,789 --> 00:23:15,082
Are you here
to enable me?
417
00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:17,751
I don't want her to die
because you're stubborn.
418
00:23:17,876 --> 00:23:21,046
Wow. So, you can enable and rationalize
at the same time.
419
00:23:21,171 --> 00:23:22,423
Guess you are still
Dean of Medicine.
420
00:23:22,548 --> 00:23:24,341
If you're right, then this guy,
421
00:23:24,466 --> 00:23:28,762
who's not an ass, who's not
a workaholic, who's not a sociopath,
422
00:23:28,887 --> 00:23:32,808
has somehow missed both
her depression and severe alcoholism.
423
00:23:32,933 --> 00:23:36,020
Yes. Imagine that,
a couple with secrets!
424
00:23:36,145 --> 00:23:38,230
Why would she lie?
425
00:23:38,355 --> 00:23:41,942
Okay, alcoholism,
you don't wanna advertise, but...
426
00:23:46,530 --> 00:23:49,241
If you're right, there'd be
an abnormality on the pancreas.
427
00:23:49,366 --> 00:23:51,243
At least do an MRI to confirm.
428
00:24:11,013 --> 00:24:15,309
(WHISPERING IN HORROR)
Oh, my God!
429
00:24:17,269 --> 00:24:19,271
This guy means business.
430
00:24:19,396 --> 00:24:22,858
Or guys, could be multiple guys.
431
00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:24,943
Or gal. Who knows?
432
00:24:26,361 --> 00:24:29,031
All I can say is,
this reeks of boldness.
433
00:24:29,156 --> 00:24:32,117
(ENUNCIATING)
lam not hiring a team.
434
00:24:34,828 --> 00:24:38,874
You ever tighten a guitar string
really, really slowly?
435
00:24:38,999 --> 00:24:41,710
Past the point
it can handle the strain?
436
00:24:41,835 --> 00:24:44,838
It makes this weird sound,
437
00:24:45,798 --> 00:24:47,758
almost like a scream.
438
00:24:50,844 --> 00:24:53,722
(IMITATES STRING TIGHTENING)
439
00:25:00,187 --> 00:25:01,355
(DOOR OPENS)
440
00:25:01,480 --> 00:25:02,689
WILSON: I thought
this was gonna be fun.
441
00:25:02,815 --> 00:25:07,653
I mess with you, you mess with me,
eventually you give in.
442
00:25:08,153 --> 00:25:12,616
But you've shown a startling
lack of humor, which got me thinking.
443
00:25:12,741 --> 00:25:13,826
Oh, God.
444
00:25:13,951 --> 00:25:16,203
What's the real reason
you won't hire a team?
445
00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:17,913
I told you.
I don't need a team.
446
00:25:18,038 --> 00:25:20,040
Then hire three people
and let them sit on their asses.
447
00:25:20,165 --> 00:25:20,999
That wouldn't be right.
448
00:25:21,125 --> 00:25:23,961
Three years ago, you hired a team.
What's changed?
449
00:25:24,086 --> 00:25:27,297
I've become a man of principle.
I've gotten smarter.
450
00:25:27,422 --> 00:25:29,174
What answer will make
Socrates shut up?
451
00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:32,010
What's changed is,
you hired a team.
452
00:25:32,136 --> 00:25:34,805
You connected with a team,
you worked with a team
453
00:25:34,930 --> 00:25:37,099
and you lost a team.
454
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:38,684
Damn.
455
00:25:38,809 --> 00:25:40,853
There's no abnormalities
in her pancreas.
456
00:25:40,978 --> 00:25:45,357
You fall in love. You get married.
50% chance it'll end in misery.
457
00:25:45,482 --> 00:25:47,234
Hiring employees
can be even tougher,
458
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,945
because you know, eventually,
they're gonna leave.
459
00:25:50,070 --> 00:25:53,198
There's increased T2 signal
on her hepatic capsule,
460
00:25:53,323 --> 00:25:54,783
if you know what I mean.
461
00:25:56,326 --> 00:25:59,288
You got hurt.
Get over it.
462
00:26:02,457 --> 00:26:03,709
Now, if you'll excuse me,
463
00:26:03,834 --> 00:26:07,588
my patient's about to start bleeding
out of her mouth and anus.
464
00:26:19,224 --> 00:26:20,934
Internal bleeding.
465
00:26:21,518 --> 00:26:24,396
Not anymore.
Now it's all over the place.
466
00:26:24,521 --> 00:26:25,689
Why are you here?
467
00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,400
That's my patient
down there.
468
00:26:28,525 --> 00:26:29,943
You're here because I'm here.
469
00:26:32,696 --> 00:26:34,406
I am done enabling you.
470
00:26:35,199 --> 00:26:36,408
I know.
471
00:26:44,416 --> 00:26:47,336
The alcohol didn't cause the
pancreatitis, the internal bleeding did.
472
00:26:47,461 --> 00:26:48,962
The question is,
what caused the internal bleeding?
473
00:26:49,087 --> 00:26:50,088
I hate myself.
474
00:26:50,214 --> 00:26:52,132
You do know that the patient had
a building lying on her.
475
00:26:52,257 --> 00:26:53,091
Four days ago.
476
00:26:53,217 --> 00:26:54,509
Bleeding can start at any time.
477
00:26:54,635 --> 00:26:55,928
She's bleeding
from five different sites.
478
00:26:56,053 --> 00:26:57,804
Do you think they synchronized
their watches?
479
00:26:57,930 --> 00:26:59,765
She got Warfarin
after her hip surgery.
480
00:26:59,890 --> 00:27:02,267
It's designed
to mess with bleeding patterns.
481
00:27:02,392 --> 00:27:04,144
Fever, heart and bleeding.
482
00:27:04,269 --> 00:27:06,438
Three problems,
three completely different explanations.
483
00:27:06,563 --> 00:27:08,732
She must be the unluckiest woman
in the world.
484
00:27:08,857 --> 00:27:10,943
I only cling
to this crazy theory
485
00:27:11,068 --> 00:27:13,111
because it's been proven right
every step of the way.
486
00:27:13,237 --> 00:27:14,363
Each treatment worked.
487
00:27:14,488 --> 00:27:16,365
Yes. She looks
perfectly healthy.
488
00:27:16,490 --> 00:27:19,952
This much bleeding
is a symptom of something more.
489
00:27:20,077 --> 00:27:22,162
And you need a team,
because you're wrong
490
00:27:22,287 --> 00:27:23,914
and you're gonna
kill this woman.
491
00:27:31,171 --> 00:27:34,508
If I had a team,
this patient would be dead,
492
00:27:34,633 --> 00:27:36,426
because they'd be here
instead of me
493
00:27:36,551 --> 00:27:39,513
and they wouldn't notice the size
of this woman's uterus.
494
00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:49,439
Hi. How's it going?
Mind if I observe?
495
00:27:49,564 --> 00:27:53,026
Got a big room up top
with a big window just for that.
496
00:27:53,151 --> 00:27:54,403
Stop that.
497
00:27:55,529 --> 00:27:58,156
You wanna look at vaginas,
there are websites for that.
498
00:27:58,282 --> 00:27:59,908
You think
I'm made of money?
499
00:28:01,159 --> 00:28:02,911
Can you get him
out of here?
500
00:28:03,036 --> 00:28:07,499
Enlarged uterus means
that she was recently pregnant.
501
00:28:07,624 --> 00:28:11,586
She's a good liar, but I doubt she can
hide a baby from her boyfriend.
502
00:28:15,465 --> 00:28:19,177
Scraping in the uterus
indicates that she had an abortion,
503
00:28:19,303 --> 00:28:21,305
and nothing
in her medical history.
504
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:22,889
Only one reason
to hide an abortion.
505
00:28:23,015 --> 00:28:24,683
Boyfriend wants babies,
she doesn't.
506
00:28:24,808 --> 00:28:25,767
She's bleeding everywhere.
507
00:28:25,892 --> 00:28:28,854
Unless the guy was performing
an abortion with a shotgun...
508
00:28:28,979 --> 00:28:30,314
Stop enabling him.
509
00:28:31,106 --> 00:28:33,233
It's not the abortion,
it's what she did after.
510
00:28:33,358 --> 00:28:34,985
The boyfriend would have
noticed condoms,
511
00:28:35,110 --> 00:28:37,321
he would notice abstinence.
512
00:28:37,904 --> 00:28:39,990
He would not notice the pill,
513
00:28:40,615 --> 00:28:43,910
which means
I don't need a team!
514
00:28:48,707 --> 00:28:52,127
Hey, where's your mother
in common law?
515
00:28:52,252 --> 00:28:54,963
Dr. House,
this is Doug McMurtry.
516
00:28:55,088 --> 00:28:57,424
His girlfriend
was working with Megan when...
517
00:28:58,550 --> 00:29:00,177
She's dead?
518
00:29:00,302 --> 00:29:01,553
She passed this morning.
519
00:29:03,597 --> 00:29:05,307
Well, then why
are you still here?
520
00:29:08,018 --> 00:29:10,437
I need the old lady's consent
to do some treatment.
521
00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:12,314
What'd you find out?
522
00:29:12,439 --> 00:29:15,650
I wish I could tell you,
but since you're not legally related...
523
00:29:15,776 --> 00:29:17,652
What the hell
did you find out?
524
00:29:20,989 --> 00:29:23,742
Your girlfriend
had an abortion.
525
00:29:25,702 --> 00:29:26,745
(GASPS)
526
00:29:26,870 --> 00:29:28,789
See why I didn't tell you?
527
00:29:30,248 --> 00:29:34,044
I'd be insane to also tell you
that she's on the pill.
528
00:29:34,961 --> 00:29:36,088
(EXHALES)
529
00:29:36,338 --> 00:29:37,631
No, she's not.
530
00:29:37,756 --> 00:29:39,216
If they'd known she was on it,
531
00:29:39,341 --> 00:29:42,260
they wouldn't have given her
a blood thinner after her hip surgery.
532
00:29:42,386 --> 00:29:44,471
The combination caused the bleeding.
533
00:29:44,596 --> 00:29:46,848
It's good news.
It's treatable.
534
00:29:46,973 --> 00:29:49,309
Just give her Tamoxifen,
which is normally a breast cancer...
535
00:29:49,434 --> 00:29:50,811
That's not true.
536
00:29:52,104 --> 00:29:53,980
We wanna have kids.
537
00:29:54,940 --> 00:29:55,941
Hmm.
538
00:29:57,109 --> 00:30:00,070
See, I already did
the blood tests.
539
00:30:00,195 --> 00:30:05,409
And either she lied to you,
or her blood lied to us.
540
00:30:11,540 --> 00:30:12,666
(SIGHS)
541
00:30:13,625 --> 00:30:16,503
Tell Megan I'm glad
she's gonna be okay.
542
00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:26,721
How're you doing?
543
00:30:27,722 --> 00:30:29,349
I got cancer.
544
00:30:29,474 --> 00:30:33,186
You're on an oncology ward.
Everybody's got cancer.
545
00:30:33,311 --> 00:30:34,396
You want sympathy,
you ought to try
546
00:30:34,521 --> 00:30:36,565
the hardly-anything-
wrong-with-me ward.
547
00:30:36,690 --> 00:30:39,693
In fact,
why don't I take you there right now?
548
00:30:39,818 --> 00:30:41,945
How sick are you?
Can you walk?
549
00:30:42,070 --> 00:30:43,029
Are you a doctor?
550
00:30:43,155 --> 00:30:46,324
Admitted today.
First day of a five-day chemo course.
551
00:30:46,450 --> 00:30:48,452
Yeah, you can walk.
Come on, let's go.
552
00:30:48,577 --> 00:30:50,370
Does Dr. Wilson
know you're here?
553
00:30:51,663 --> 00:30:54,708
Well, if he didn't,
this would be really stupid.
554
00:30:54,833 --> 00:30:56,668
'Cause then he wouldn't know
where his patient was.
555
00:30:56,793 --> 00:30:59,546
He might think
he'd been kidnapped.
556
00:30:59,671 --> 00:31:01,923
Now the room upstairs
is bigger, it's got cable,
557
00:31:02,048 --> 00:31:04,384
better-looking
sponge bath nurses.
558
00:31:04,509 --> 00:31:07,345
If you feel sick,
you call me directly, not Dr. Wilson.
559
00:31:07,471 --> 00:31:10,307
He's getting his last sat
of hormone shots.
560
00:31:10,432 --> 00:31:12,809
(PAGER BEEPING)
561
00:31:12,934 --> 00:31:16,229
(ALARMS BLARING)
562
00:31:19,691 --> 00:31:23,153
You put her on Tamoxifen?
An anticancer drug?
563
00:31:23,278 --> 00:31:24,696
It blocks estrogen receptors.
564
00:31:24,821 --> 00:31:27,908
Does it also block breathing,
and kidney function?
565
00:31:28,033 --> 00:31:29,826
She's crashing.
566
00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:33,663
Doesn't mean I was wrong.
567
00:31:36,208 --> 00:31:39,711
This is Dr. Marvin. We're bringing
this patient over now. Thanks.
568
00:31:39,836 --> 00:31:41,713
HOUSE: Anybody here a doctor?
569
00:31:44,382 --> 00:31:47,260
Kidney failure, spiking fever,
breathing difficulties.
570
00:31:47,385 --> 00:31:48,512
Any theories?
571
00:31:52,307 --> 00:31:54,518
Am I in an
M. Night Shyamalan movie?
572
00:31:55,602 --> 00:31:57,395
You're House, right?
573
00:31:58,897 --> 00:32:00,440
Okay, I assume you know me
574
00:32:00,565 --> 00:32:04,444
because I once insulted you,
your patient, or your relatives.
575
00:32:04,569 --> 00:32:06,947
If that's so, I apologize.
I was drunk that day.
576
00:32:07,072 --> 00:32:09,491
Patient initially presented
with crush injuries.
577
00:32:09,616 --> 00:32:11,660
I know you because Dr. Cuddy
issued a memo.
578
00:32:14,120 --> 00:32:17,082
Telling you
to cooperate fully with me?
579
00:32:17,207 --> 00:32:18,291
No.
580
00:32:19,918 --> 00:32:22,003
Figured that was
a long shot.
581
00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:24,422
Anybody here
not get that memo?
582
00:32:33,890 --> 00:32:35,475
Fungal infection.
583
00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:38,436
Don't you have a patient?
584
00:32:38,562 --> 00:32:40,647
She shot herself in the leg
while high on meth.
585
00:32:40,772 --> 00:32:43,024
Wouldn't hurt her
to be in pain for a little while.
586
00:32:43,149 --> 00:32:45,485
Fungal infection
would be in her eyes by now.
587
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:46,486
Haemophilus?
588
00:32:46,611 --> 00:32:48,113
Doesn't explain the remitting fever.
589
00:32:49,155 --> 00:32:52,200
You've heard that I've got
a job opening, right?
590
00:32:52,325 --> 00:32:54,327
I just care about people.
591
00:32:54,452 --> 00:32:56,538
Acute Respiratory Distress Syndrome.
592
00:32:56,663 --> 00:32:59,457
ARDS doesn't explain anything,
except the breathing.
593
00:32:59,583 --> 00:33:01,501
If you care about people,
you're not getting the job.
594
00:33:01,626 --> 00:33:04,087
I was lying. Crush syndrome.
595
00:33:06,256 --> 00:33:08,091
Doesn't explain
the breathing.
596
00:33:08,216 --> 00:33:10,760
- What was the problem with ARDS?
- Only explained the breathing.
597
00:33:10,885 --> 00:33:12,804
- The crush syndrome?
- it didn't explain the breathing.
598
00:33:14,306 --> 00:33:15,557
Are you a fan of symmetry?
599
00:33:15,682 --> 00:33:17,601
- Sure.
- Weird.
600
00:33:18,602 --> 00:33:20,395
'Cause your eyes are lopsided,
601
00:33:20,520 --> 00:33:21,938
and by eyes I mean breasts.
602
00:33:25,358 --> 00:33:30,238
ARDS and crush syndrome,
both reactions to severe trauma.
603
00:33:30,363 --> 00:33:31,615
Why can't she have both?
604
00:33:31,740 --> 00:33:33,199
Because...
605
00:33:35,493 --> 00:33:38,246
Because then,
there's nothing we could do.
606
00:33:38,371 --> 00:33:39,539
(SNORTS SOFTLY)
607
00:33:40,582 --> 00:33:43,001
Boy, you remind me of someone.
608
00:33:43,835 --> 00:33:44,961
Send me your résumé.
609
00:33:45,086 --> 00:33:48,173
I'll put it on top of the pile
that I'm never gonna look at.
610
00:33:56,723 --> 00:33:58,141
I couldn't leave.
611
00:33:59,851 --> 00:34:02,896
You don't seem like the type of person
who would give up on giving up.
612
00:34:03,730 --> 00:34:05,148
I love her.
613
00:34:05,357 --> 00:34:06,524
You loved somebody.
614
00:34:06,650 --> 00:34:09,861
Somebody who didn't drink,
wanted to have babies
615
00:34:09,986 --> 00:34:11,237
and wasn't miserable.
616
00:34:11,363 --> 00:34:12,822
I know she lied, but...
617
00:34:12,947 --> 00:34:16,409
What are you doing?
Why are you saying these things to him?
618
00:34:17,827 --> 00:34:21,539
The woman you love doesn't exist.
This woman is dying.
619
00:34:22,499 --> 00:34:26,086
She has Acute Respiratory
Distress Syndrome and crush syndrome.
620
00:34:26,211 --> 00:34:27,879
Her body's basically giving up.
621
00:34:28,004 --> 00:34:32,092
We can keep her on supported dialysis
and hope for the best.
622
00:34:38,306 --> 00:34:40,892
Never mind.
She has a lump in her arm.
623
00:34:42,435 --> 00:34:43,937
Does that mean
you're wrong?
624
00:34:44,062 --> 00:34:46,898
Well, that'd be
good news for you guys.
625
00:34:47,023 --> 00:34:48,525
We'll know after a biopsy.
626
00:34:54,364 --> 00:34:55,907
Which patient is that?
627
00:34:57,325 --> 00:34:58,993
- Megan...
- House's patient.
628
00:34:59,119 --> 00:35:00,036
Yeah.
629
00:35:00,161 --> 00:35:02,122
- Didn't you get my memo?
- Sure.
630
00:35:02,247 --> 00:35:03,957
Got both memos.
631
00:35:04,541 --> 00:35:05,750
Both.
632
00:35:07,460 --> 00:35:10,004
And the second memo said
to ignore the first memo.
633
00:35:10,130 --> 00:35:12,507
Yeah, seemed odd.
634
00:35:13,341 --> 00:35:14,551
I did an MRI and...
635
00:35:14,676 --> 00:35:15,719
Of course you did.
636
00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:18,555
What'd you find?
637
00:35:18,680 --> 00:35:19,764
It's kind of freaky.
638
00:35:19,889 --> 00:35:21,474
She's got growths
all over the place.
639
00:35:26,354 --> 00:35:27,856
She's got tumors?
640
00:35:27,981 --> 00:35:29,274
Not exactly.
641
00:35:29,399 --> 00:35:32,777
The growths are
eosinophilic granulomas.
642
00:35:32,902 --> 00:35:36,239
They are usually
from allergic reactions,
643
00:35:36,364 --> 00:35:37,741
so I'm putting her on steroids.
644
00:35:37,866 --> 00:35:40,368
Allergy to what?
She doesn't have allergies.
645
00:35:41,202 --> 00:35:42,328
We don't know.
646
00:35:42,454 --> 00:35:44,706
Unfortunately, the only drug
she's had enough of
647
00:35:44,831 --> 00:35:46,875
to have this kind of reaction
is cephalosporin.
648
00:35:47,000 --> 00:35:48,376
And why is that unfortunate?
649
00:35:48,501 --> 00:35:50,920
'Cause she was on it two months ago.
That's what you mean, right?
650
00:35:51,045 --> 00:35:53,798
She took it for strep throat
so she can't be allergic to it.
651
00:35:53,923 --> 00:35:54,924
It would seem so.
652
00:35:55,049 --> 00:35:57,135
What is this hospital
doing to her?
653
00:35:57,260 --> 00:36:00,555
She has had
three separate medical disasters,
654
00:36:00,680 --> 00:36:04,601
and now she's dying of an allergy
she can't possibly have?
655
00:36:31,127 --> 00:36:33,213
Mr. Lee.
I just have to check...
656
00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:37,383
Sam? Are you okay?
657
00:36:44,557 --> 00:36:45,683
What are you doing here?
658
00:36:45,809 --> 00:36:47,018
I was taking a nap.
659
00:36:47,143 --> 00:36:48,686
Where's my patient?
660
00:36:52,065 --> 00:36:53,900
You stole my patient.
661
00:36:54,776 --> 00:36:56,236
You kidnapped my guitar.
662
00:36:56,361 --> 00:36:57,362
Give him back.
663
00:36:57,487 --> 00:36:59,072
Only when you give her back.
664
00:36:59,197 --> 00:37:00,573
It's a she?
665
00:37:00,698 --> 00:37:02,534
(SCOFFS)
It's certainly not a dude.
666
00:37:02,659 --> 00:37:05,453
It's a guitar.
You took a human being!
667
00:37:06,037 --> 00:37:07,831
Now who doesn't have
a sense of humor?
668
00:37:08,665 --> 00:37:10,667
I'm monitoring the guy remotely.
669
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:13,711
What, are you listening
for the distant sound of screaming?
670
00:37:13,837 --> 00:37:15,129
The nurses know to call me.
671
00:37:15,255 --> 00:37:16,798
They don't know who he is!
672
00:37:16,923 --> 00:37:19,926
His name's right there on the chart.
Now go away. I'm working.
673
00:37:20,051 --> 00:37:22,929
They give him the wrong meds, who
the hell knows what's gonna happen?
674
00:37:25,515 --> 00:37:27,100
House!
675
00:37:30,061 --> 00:37:32,313
(SOFTLY)
Bad things would happen.
676
00:37:35,525 --> 00:37:37,068
He's in Room 318.
677
00:37:51,165 --> 00:37:53,376
What are you giving Megan?
678
00:37:53,501 --> 00:37:54,836
Megan? Nothing.
679
00:37:56,671 --> 00:37:58,798
Nothing? What's going on?
What's wrong with her?
680
00:37:58,923 --> 00:38:00,717
Her? Nothing.
681
00:38:00,842 --> 00:38:02,468
Then why are you giving her drugs?
682
00:38:02,594 --> 00:38:05,054
Just some amphetamines
to wake her up.
683
00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:08,808
Everything could be explained
by her lying to you.
684
00:38:09,267 --> 00:38:11,978
The anti-depressants,
the drinking, the pill,
685
00:38:12,854 --> 00:38:14,188
until now.
686
00:38:14,772 --> 00:38:18,276
Now she's allergic to something
the chart says she's not allergic to.
687
00:38:18,401 --> 00:38:23,406
That's not her lying, that's the chart
lying, which doesn't make sense.
688
00:38:27,827 --> 00:38:29,537
You know Liz Masters?
689
00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:32,123
- No.
- Yeah, she worked with Megan.
690
00:38:32,248 --> 00:38:34,417
That was her boyfriend
you met outside the morgue.
691
00:38:34,542 --> 00:38:35,752
Mmm.
692
00:38:36,628 --> 00:38:37,962
This is her chart.
693
00:38:40,423 --> 00:38:44,010
She's on MAO inhibitors for depression.
She's on the pill.
694
00:38:44,135 --> 00:38:46,387
She had an abortion a month ago,
695
00:38:46,512 --> 00:38:48,306
and she's allergic to cephalosporin.
696
00:38:48,431 --> 00:38:51,100
What's going on here?
What, are you saying this isn't Megan?
697
00:39:02,236 --> 00:39:03,154
Yes.
698
00:39:03,279 --> 00:39:05,031
Ben?
699
00:39:05,156 --> 00:39:06,407
Since when?
700
00:39:06,532 --> 00:39:08,785
Since right before
I began pretending I loved it.
701
00:39:08,910 --> 00:39:12,246
She's the same size as Megan,
the same build, the same hair color.
702
00:39:12,372 --> 00:39:15,208
They were both
horribly injured, unrecognizably.
703
00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:17,460
EMT teams do not second-guess
704
00:39:17,585 --> 00:39:20,380
family members' identifications
at accident scenes.
705
00:39:20,505 --> 00:39:21,798
(GASPS)
706
00:39:21,923 --> 00:39:24,676
No. Liz died yesterday.
This isn't Liz.
707
00:39:27,887 --> 00:39:29,681
I know Megan.
708
00:39:29,806 --> 00:39:35,186
I know her hair,
I know her hands, I know her smell.
709
00:39:38,147 --> 00:39:39,273
(RASPING)
710
00:39:39,399 --> 00:39:40,400
What's your name?
711
00:39:45,655 --> 00:39:46,990
(WHISPERING)
Liz.
712
00:39:48,992 --> 00:39:51,327
(sesame)
on, God!
713
00:39:59,043 --> 00:40:01,504
Your girlfriend never lied to you.
714
00:40:07,885 --> 00:40:09,512
(STILL SOBBING)
Oh, God.
715
00:40:55,016 --> 00:40:57,185
I did it
all by myself, Mommy.
716
00:40:59,020 --> 00:41:00,772
You talking to me?
717
00:41:02,273 --> 00:41:03,191
Go away.
718
00:41:08,946 --> 00:41:09,947
(DOOR OPENING)
719
00:41:12,158 --> 00:41:14,702
I did it all by myself, Mommy.
720
00:41:15,661 --> 00:41:16,954
How'd you know it was me?
721
00:41:17,080 --> 00:41:20,374
There's a scent given off
by wounded feral cats.
722
00:41:20,500 --> 00:41:22,251
You were wrong.
723
00:41:22,376 --> 00:41:25,505
I got everything right,
just treated the wrong...
724
00:41:25,630 --> 00:41:27,298
They had a good relationship.
725
00:41:27,423 --> 00:41:28,674
He couldn't even identify her.
726
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:32,011
And you were wrong about needing
a team. She almost died.
727
00:41:32,136 --> 00:41:34,555
So, I almost need a team.
728
00:41:34,680 --> 00:41:38,101
You were content with
your "people are idiots" theory.
729
00:41:38,226 --> 00:41:40,019
But Cameron would
never have accepted
730
00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:42,480
that this guy knew nothing
about the love of his life.
731
00:41:43,689 --> 00:41:46,234
And as soon as you claimed
it was multiple conditions,
732
00:41:46,359 --> 00:41:48,736
Foreman would have done anything
to prove you wrong,
733
00:41:48,861 --> 00:41:51,364
and then Chase would have done anything
to prove you right.
734
00:41:52,406 --> 00:41:55,284
Any one of them
would have solved this days ago.
735
00:41:57,537 --> 00:41:58,788
Hire a team.
736
00:41:59,997 --> 00:42:02,083
I don't care how you do it.
737
00:42:03,668 --> 00:42:05,461
Just do it.
738
00:42:09,549 --> 00:42:11,843
HOUSE: Sometimes I am wrong.
739
00:42:13,469 --> 00:42:15,763
I have a gift for observation.
740
00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:17,056
(TUNING GUITAR STRINGS)
741
00:42:17,181 --> 00:42:21,477
For reading people and situations,
but sometimes I am wrong.
742
00:42:22,186 --> 00:42:25,314
This will be the longest
job interview of your life.
743
00:42:25,439 --> 00:42:27,275
I will test you in ways
744
00:42:27,400 --> 00:42:32,738
that you will often consider
unfair, demeaning and illegal.
745
00:42:32,864 --> 00:42:33,865
(TWANGS GUITAR)
746
00:42:33,990 --> 00:42:35,241
And you'll often be right.
747
00:42:36,033 --> 00:42:37,785
Look to your left.
748
00:42:38,995 --> 00:42:40,121
Now look to your right.
749
00:42:40,246 --> 00:42:41,414
(INHALES)
750
00:42:41,539 --> 00:42:43,541
By the end of six weeks,
751
00:42:44,542 --> 00:42:46,085
one of you will be gone,
752
00:42:47,336 --> 00:42:49,755
as will 28 more of you.
753
00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:53,467
Wear a cup.
754
00:42:53,593 --> 00:42:57,388
(DISTORTED CHORD SUSTAINING)