1 00:00:01,356 --> 00:00:03,734 (POP MUSIC PLAYING) 2 00:00:12,034 --> 00:00:14,369 - Take it, Sarge. Take it. - Oh, I'll take it. 3 00:00:15,037 --> 00:00:16,705 (LAUGHING) 4 00:00:16,830 --> 00:00:19,416 (SINGING) 5 00:00:24,004 --> 00:00:25,005 Yeah. 6 00:00:32,387 --> 00:00:33,388 (MUSIC STOPS PLAYING) 7 00:00:33,513 --> 00:00:35,223 Yo! Yo! Turn that back on. 8 00:00:35,349 --> 00:00:36,475 MARINE: Yeah, man, what'd you do? 9 00:00:36,600 --> 00:00:38,602 Don't look at me, 'cause you know I didn't do it. All right? 10 00:00:38,727 --> 00:00:41,229 Hey! You better have put fresh batteries in that thing like I told you. 11 00:00:41,355 --> 00:00:44,191 No. I did, Sarge. Right when you gave them to me. I did. 12 00:00:44,316 --> 00:00:47,194 - I put them in. - Well, then hit it or something. 13 00:00:47,319 --> 00:00:50,238 Otherwise you all are gonna have to listen to me sing! 14 00:00:50,364 --> 00:00:52,157 (GUNS FIRING) 15 00:00:55,077 --> 00:00:56,662 (MAN SCREAMING) 16 00:01:18,934 --> 00:01:20,977 (MAN CHATTERING ON RADIO) 17 00:01:25,148 --> 00:01:26,108 Here. 18 00:01:28,819 --> 00:01:33,073 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 19 00:01:33,198 --> 00:01:34,324 (GUNS FIRING) 20 00:01:34,449 --> 00:01:36,034 You got it, G? 21 00:01:41,581 --> 00:01:43,250 MARINE: Go! Go! Go! 22 00:01:54,386 --> 00:01:57,097 (KNOCKING ON GLASS) 23 00:01:58,265 --> 00:01:59,766 CUDDY: Up and at them. 24 00:02:00,267 --> 00:02:03,019 You're supposed to be in clinic duty. 25 00:02:03,145 --> 00:02:07,023 Yeah, like I can sleep down there with all the crying and coughing. 26 00:02:07,691 --> 00:02:08,692 Here. 27 00:02:08,817 --> 00:02:11,570 Ex-Marine thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 28 00:02:12,112 --> 00:02:14,322 - There's no such thing. - So he's been told. 29 00:02:14,448 --> 00:02:18,702 It hasn't stopped the unexplained fatigue, rashes and joint pain. 30 00:02:19,119 --> 00:02:21,913 And just so you know, he's the nephew of a benefactor I owe a favor, 31 00:02:22,038 --> 00:02:24,750 so you're gonna take this case whether you like it or not. 32 00:02:24,875 --> 00:02:27,252 Why wouldn't I want to take the case? 33 00:02:27,627 --> 00:02:31,339 The guy's tired and sore. It's gonna be chapter one in my... 34 00:02:37,012 --> 00:02:41,057 Don't panic. Don't shoot us. Don't die. 35 00:02:44,102 --> 00:02:45,604 You know him? 36 00:02:46,021 --> 00:02:48,064 Never met him before in my life. 37 00:02:48,190 --> 00:02:51,985 Okay. Well, you're about to. He's on his way here. 38 00:02:52,110 --> 00:02:55,447 Get your ass up and get your team together. You have work to do. 39 00:03:41,326 --> 00:03:43,620 - That's amazing. - No, it's not. 40 00:03:44,454 --> 00:03:47,541 - It's not? - I can play the harmonica with my nose, 41 00:03:47,666 --> 00:03:51,419 make a penny come out of a child's ear, or any other orifice for that matter, 42 00:03:51,545 --> 00:03:55,215 and given the right circumstances can bring two women to simultaneous ecstasy. 43 00:03:55,340 --> 00:03:57,467 The right circumstances being their agreement 44 00:03:57,592 --> 00:03:58,927 to bill you on the same credit card. 45 00:03:59,052 --> 00:04:01,972 But what I absolutely cannot do is dream about someone 46 00:04:02,097 --> 00:04:03,807 I've never seen before. 47 00:04:04,307 --> 00:04:07,561 Well, just because you don't understand it doesn't mean it can't happen. 48 00:04:07,686 --> 00:04:11,231 True. It can't happen because it can't happen! 49 00:04:12,232 --> 00:04:15,610 Well, maybe you didn't dream about this guy specifically. 50 00:04:16,403 --> 00:04:18,780 Right. Just some other guy who looks exactly like him. 51 00:04:18,905 --> 00:04:21,324 No. You imagined some generic Marine, 52 00:04:21,449 --> 00:04:24,786 then you placed his face in the dream after you saw the picture. 53 00:04:24,911 --> 00:04:27,455 Sort of a coincidence mixed I-Q with a little deja vu. 54 00:04:27,581 --> 00:04:29,958 HOUSE: There's no record of him ever coming into the clinic, 55 00:04:30,083 --> 00:04:31,877 so I must've seen him before somewhere else. 56 00:04:32,002 --> 00:04:34,129 Fine. You've known him since Cub Scouts. 57 00:04:34,254 --> 00:04:37,465 The more interesting question isn't what you dreamed, but why. 58 00:04:37,591 --> 00:04:42,053 I'm guessing you're longing for either a renewed relationship with your dad, 59 00:04:43,388 --> 00:04:45,640 or a new relationship with one of the Village People. 60 00:04:45,765 --> 00:04:47,684 He was in the Navy, not the Marines. 61 00:04:47,809 --> 00:04:50,228 I thought your dad was in the Marines. 62 00:04:50,353 --> 00:04:52,022 The guy in the Village People. 63 00:04:52,731 --> 00:04:55,233 Actually he's only in the Navy when they sing In the Navy. 64 00:04:55,358 --> 00:04:58,445 The rest of the time he's just in generic fatigue. 65 00:04:59,988 --> 00:05:01,114 What? 66 00:05:01,948 --> 00:05:03,283 You brought it up! 67 00:05:05,493 --> 00:05:07,829 - You didn't flush. - I didn't pee. 68 00:05:11,249 --> 00:05:15,795 Male, 34, just got out of the Marines after two years in Iraq. 69 00:05:16,004 --> 00:05:18,381 Admitted complaining of chronic fatigue, 70 00:05:18,506 --> 00:05:21,843 joint pains, intermittent rashes and sore throats. 71 00:05:21,968 --> 00:05:23,637 Thinks he has Gulf War syndrome. 72 00:05:23,762 --> 00:05:25,138 Why is he here instead of the VA? 73 00:05:25,263 --> 00:05:28,308 Because he has a rich uncle (Buddy's trying to avoid fellating, 74 00:05:28,433 --> 00:05:31,478 who doesn't buy the VA's diagnosis of nothingswrongatosis. 75 00:05:31,603 --> 00:05:32,771 The VA's right. 76 00:05:33,104 --> 00:05:34,648 FOREMAN: There's no such thing as Gulf War syndrome, 77 00:05:34,773 --> 00:05:37,067 especially in veterans who've never served in the Gulf War. 78 00:05:37,192 --> 00:05:38,485 Different war, same place. 79 00:05:38,610 --> 00:05:41,154 CHASE: Whatever was there in 1990 is still there. 80 00:05:41,279 --> 00:05:43,031 What's there can send you home in a pine box 81 00:05:43,156 --> 00:05:45,325 but it can't make you sick three months after you've gotten home. 82 00:05:45,700 --> 00:05:49,412 What, so thousands of soldiers are lying about their symptoms? 83 00:05:49,537 --> 00:05:52,624 You send 700,000 people on a vacation to Hawaii, 84 00:05:52,749 --> 00:05:53,625 some are gonna come back sick. 85 00:05:53,750 --> 00:05:55,085 Doesn't mean it was caused by snorkeling. 86 00:05:55,210 --> 00:05:56,086 He's right. 87 00:05:56,211 --> 00:05:58,296 The studies all show the same pattern of symptoms in veterans 88 00:05:58,421 --> 00:06:00,674 who were sent to the Gulf and those who weren't. 89 00:06:00,799 --> 00:06:01,758 That's it? 90 00:06:01,883 --> 00:06:03,343 You believe her but not me? 91 00:06:03,468 --> 00:06:05,220 Stick to your guns, Chase. 92 00:06:05,345 --> 00:06:07,389 Just 'cause there isn't a single unifying symptom 93 00:06:07,514 --> 00:06:09,015 doesn't mean there isn't something going on. 94 00:06:09,140 --> 00:06:10,684 It could just affect everyone differently. 95 00:06:10,809 --> 00:06:12,727 You think this guy has Gulf War syndrome? 96 00:06:12,852 --> 00:06:14,187 Of course not. 97 00:06:14,312 --> 00:06:16,690 He's depressed and he's looking for a disability check, 98 00:06:16,815 --> 00:06:19,776 most likely because he's just realized that knowing how to barter for sex 99 00:06:19,901 --> 00:06:22,696 in six languages and open a beer bottle with your eye socket 100 00:06:22,821 --> 00:06:24,572 are not the most marketable skills. 101 00:06:24,698 --> 00:06:25,532 Why did you take this case? 102 00:06:25,657 --> 00:06:27,575 'Cause a good scientist continually questions 103 00:06:27,701 --> 00:06:29,744 his own theories and assumptions. 104 00:06:29,869 --> 00:06:32,706 - (Buddy's making him. - And now I'm making you. 105 00:06:32,831 --> 00:06:35,750 Do a full physical and recheck his blood for HIV, hep C, 106 00:06:35,875 --> 00:06:38,586 malaria, schistosomiasis, and T strain A. Baumannii, 107 00:06:38,712 --> 00:06:40,797 just to make sure the VA's dotted their I's. 108 00:06:40,922 --> 00:06:43,383 And find out every hospital and clinic he's ever visited, 109 00:06:43,508 --> 00:06:48,722 every city he's ever lived in and whether he's ever been on TV. 110 00:06:48,847 --> 00:06:49,931 TV? 111 00:06:50,056 --> 00:06:52,183 Problem could be neurological. 112 00:06:52,308 --> 00:06:55,061 Everyone knows TV rots your brain. 113 00:06:56,813 --> 00:06:59,607 Well, it's usually the worst on my palms and the bottom of my feet. 114 00:06:59,733 --> 00:07:02,777 I get these black dots all over. 115 00:07:03,278 --> 00:07:05,655 - I don't see anything. - It comes and goes. 116 00:07:05,780 --> 00:07:08,533 You're sure it's not just scrapes and bruises? 117 00:07:09,659 --> 00:07:12,120 I know the difference between a rash and a bruise. 118 00:07:12,245 --> 00:07:14,873 Sometimes it's harder than you realize to distinguish between the two. 119 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:16,624 You obviously exercise. 120 00:07:16,750 --> 00:07:18,418 My problems aren't caused by my workouts. 121 00:07:18,543 --> 00:07:19,836 But you do work out. 122 00:07:19,961 --> 00:07:21,755 And by the look of you, pretty strenuously. 123 00:07:21,880 --> 00:07:23,882 That's not usually the case with patients 124 00:07:24,007 --> 00:07:26,509 whose principal complaint is chronic fatigue and joint pain. 125 00:07:26,634 --> 00:07:30,263 I was in the Marines for 12 years. I'm used to doing PT every day. 126 00:07:30,388 --> 00:07:33,016 Just because I can push through the pain doesn't mean it's not there. 127 00:07:33,141 --> 00:07:34,809 CHASE: We're not saying we don't believe you. 128 00:07:34,934 --> 00:07:36,478 The hell you aren't. 129 00:07:36,603 --> 00:07:40,065 We just need to be specific about what exactly the problems are. 130 00:07:42,275 --> 00:07:45,153 I sleep 10 hours a night but I feel tired all the time. 131 00:07:45,361 --> 00:07:48,323 I constantly get coughs, rashes, sore throats. 132 00:07:48,448 --> 00:07:51,451 My knees and hips feel like someone poured sand in my joints. 133 00:07:51,576 --> 00:07:53,787 Get these weird tingling sensations in my legs. 134 00:07:53,912 --> 00:07:58,083 Sometimes they're cold. Other times, feels like my blood is boiling. 135 00:07:58,875 --> 00:08:00,460 Specific enough? 136 00:08:03,088 --> 00:08:05,215 Look, I don't care what you guys call it. 137 00:08:05,340 --> 00:08:09,177 Gulf War syndrome, Iraq fever, or just crappy sickness X. 138 00:08:09,302 --> 00:08:13,264 I just want someone to figure out what it is so they can cure it. 139 00:08:14,682 --> 00:08:16,601 Except for the supposed pain in his joints, 140 00:08:16,726 --> 00:08:19,312 none of the other symptoms he's complaining about are currently evident. 141 00:08:19,437 --> 00:08:21,564 And besides low potassium, probably caused by him 142 00:08:21,689 --> 00:08:23,441 over-hydrating after working out. 143 00:08:23,566 --> 00:08:24,651 His blood work's all normal. 144 00:08:24,776 --> 00:08:28,613 Low potassium could also probably be caused by the experimental vaccines 145 00:08:28,738 --> 00:08:32,033 and anti-chemical warfare pills he was given before he deployed to Iraq. 146 00:08:32,158 --> 00:08:33,827 Not to mention the fact that whole country is littered 147 00:08:33,952 --> 00:08:35,411 with hundreds of tons of radioactive shrapnel 148 00:08:35,537 --> 00:08:37,705 from depleted uranium munitions. 149 00:08:37,831 --> 00:08:39,082 You go to medical school in France? 150 00:08:39,207 --> 00:08:40,959 There's no trace of uranium in his urine. 151 00:08:41,084 --> 00:08:43,211 And he was given the vaccines and meds two years ago 152 00:08:43,336 --> 00:08:45,588 without any allergic or adverse reaction. 153 00:08:45,713 --> 00:08:47,799 Has he ever done any modeling? 154 00:08:47,924 --> 00:08:49,759 We forgot to ask. 155 00:08:49,884 --> 00:08:51,803 We should send his urine to the University of Leicester. 156 00:08:51,928 --> 00:08:52,887 There's a professor there who's developed 157 00:08:53,012 --> 00:08:55,014 a more advanced screening technique for uranium. 158 00:08:55,140 --> 00:08:56,975 If the levels are too low for us to detect, 159 00:08:57,100 --> 00:09:00,270 they're way too low to cause any damage. 160 00:09:00,687 --> 00:09:02,647 Where are you going? 161 00:09:03,022 --> 00:09:04,274 This way. 162 00:09:04,399 --> 00:09:07,110 You find out about any television or other media exposure? 163 00:09:07,235 --> 00:09:09,445 Do you really care or are you just trying to waste hospital resources 164 00:09:09,571 --> 00:09:11,698 to get back at Cuddy for making you take the case? 165 00:09:11,823 --> 00:09:13,366 Of course, I care. 166 00:09:13,491 --> 00:09:15,660 What a horrible thing to say. 167 00:09:15,785 --> 00:09:18,288 Do a Lexis-Nexis search and get a copy of his credit report. 168 00:09:18,621 --> 00:09:20,915 Before or after we tell him to eat a banana 169 00:09:21,040 --> 00:09:22,375 and discharge him with a psych referral? 170 00:09:22,500 --> 00:09:23,585 I say before. 171 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:26,504 And I say in between give him a polysomnogram. 172 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:30,091 Sleep apnea could cause chronic fatigue and paranoia. 173 00:09:30,216 --> 00:09:32,927 And find out where he went to summer camp. 174 00:09:36,472 --> 00:09:37,348 You Okay? 175 00:09:38,016 --> 00:09:40,435 Yeah. Just a little too much coffee this morning. 176 00:09:40,560 --> 00:09:43,438 Were we walking you to the bathroom? 177 00:09:43,563 --> 00:09:44,397 I wish. 178 00:09:46,399 --> 00:09:49,944 Wilson was just in there. These guys know what I'm talking about. 179 00:09:53,281 --> 00:09:56,159 CAMERON: That's his third REM cycle and his breathing's completely normal. 180 00:09:56,284 --> 00:09:58,369 There's obviously nothing wrong with his sleep pattern. 181 00:09:58,494 --> 00:10:01,206 CHASE: If it's not the uranium, it's got to be some other sort of toxin. 182 00:10:01,331 --> 00:10:02,540 Or nothing at all. 183 00:10:02,665 --> 00:10:04,000 You really think there's something wrong, 184 00:10:04,125 --> 00:10:06,127 or you just want Foreman to be wrong? 185 00:10:06,252 --> 00:10:07,253 Both. 186 00:10:07,378 --> 00:10:08,963 Well, it's not his sleep pattern. 187 00:10:09,088 --> 00:10:12,050 If you really think it's a toxin, you can do a liver biopsy in the morning. 188 00:10:12,175 --> 00:10:13,259 We can't leave. 189 00:10:13,384 --> 00:10:16,054 If we don't monitor the whole test, House won't accept the results. 190 00:10:16,429 --> 00:10:17,472 He'll just make us do it over. 191 00:10:17,597 --> 00:10:18,723 It doesn't take two doctors to monitor 192 00:10:18,848 --> 00:10:21,684 what's clearly gonna be a normal polysomnogram. 193 00:10:21,809 --> 00:10:24,145 Oh, so you want me to stay? 194 00:10:24,270 --> 00:10:25,647 You're the one that thought there was something wrong. 195 00:10:25,772 --> 00:10:27,482 I never said it was a sleep disorder. 196 00:10:27,607 --> 00:10:29,442 You wanna flip for it? 197 00:10:29,567 --> 00:10:30,652 (SCOFFS) 198 00:10:31,444 --> 00:10:33,154 Just go. 199 00:10:33,947 --> 00:10:37,033 Oh, come on. Don't be a baby. 200 00:10:39,619 --> 00:10:42,163 Fine. I'll stay. 201 00:10:48,503 --> 00:10:50,338 You know what we could do? 202 00:10:55,677 --> 00:10:57,011 - Here? - Why not? 203 00:10:57,136 --> 00:10:59,138 We're surrounded by empty rooms with beds in them. 204 00:10:59,264 --> 00:11:01,641 Yeah. And video cameras, too. 205 00:11:01,766 --> 00:11:03,768 - So we turn them off. - Yeah, that's all I need is 206 00:11:03,893 --> 00:11:05,353 House or Foreman walking in on us. 207 00:11:05,478 --> 00:11:07,188 We have the keys. 208 00:11:08,356 --> 00:11:11,484 No. What if he wakes up? 209 00:11:11,609 --> 00:11:12,735 All right. 210 00:11:17,407 --> 00:11:19,075 Suit yourself. 211 00:11:33,631 --> 00:11:35,466 (SIGHING) 212 00:11:38,386 --> 00:11:39,679 Damn it. 213 00:12:25,433 --> 00:12:29,437 Hello? ls anybody out there? 214 00:12:31,272 --> 00:12:33,566 I think there's a problem in here! 215 00:12:37,111 --> 00:12:38,154 What's wrong? 216 00:12:38,279 --> 00:12:40,698 What do you mean, "What's wrong?" You don't smell that? 217 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:42,033 Nothing smells, John. 218 00:12:42,158 --> 00:12:44,452 Oh, are you kidding me? It's disgusting. 219 00:12:44,577 --> 00:12:47,455 How long have you thought... Wait. 220 00:12:48,873 --> 00:12:50,458 Open your mouth. 221 00:12:54,170 --> 00:12:57,298 The smell's not in the room. It's in your mouth. 222 00:12:59,759 --> 00:13:01,511 What's going on? 223 00:13:02,387 --> 00:13:03,596 Good question. 224 00:13:27,703 --> 00:13:29,247 (PILLS RATTLING) 225 00:13:33,209 --> 00:13:34,585 (CELL PHONE RINGING) 226 00:13:41,801 --> 00:13:42,802 What? 227 00:13:42,927 --> 00:13:45,638 You were wrong about the nothingswrongatosis. 228 00:13:45,763 --> 00:13:47,348 You can fake fatigue and joint pain, 229 00:13:47,473 --> 00:13:50,143 but you can't fake bacterial vaginosis in your mouth. 230 00:13:50,268 --> 00:13:51,227 HOUSE: Where's his mouth been? 231 00:13:51,352 --> 00:13:53,646 Says he hasn't performed oral sex on anyone in over a year. 232 00:13:54,439 --> 00:13:55,815 Selfish bastard. 233 00:13:55,940 --> 00:13:58,985 Because he hasn't been with anyone since his last girlfriend dumped him 234 00:13:59,110 --> 00:14:00,778 after he deployed to Iraq the second time. 235 00:14:01,070 --> 00:14:02,238 Selfish bitch. 236 00:14:02,989 --> 00:14:06,659 We've ruled out HIV, diabetes and any other endocrine abnormality. 237 00:14:06,784 --> 00:14:08,744 Could be autoimmune. Sj6gren's decreases salivary flow, 238 00:14:09,203 --> 00:14:10,746 creates a hospitable home for bacteria. 239 00:14:10,872 --> 00:14:12,457 No. His eyes and tear ducts are fine. 240 00:14:12,582 --> 00:14:13,958 Who was his last girlfriend? 241 00:14:15,001 --> 00:14:17,253 Yeah, we'll get right on that. 242 00:14:17,378 --> 00:14:21,424 Chronic fatigue, joint pain and opportunistic infection spells cancer. 243 00:14:21,799 --> 00:14:23,009 Probably lymphoma. 244 00:14:23,134 --> 00:14:26,262 FOREMAN: We should biopsy his tonsillarand submandibular lymph nodes. 245 00:14:26,387 --> 00:14:28,681 Right about cancer, wrong about lymphoma. 246 00:14:29,307 --> 00:14:32,143 Unless you're simply hidingthe fact that his lymphnodes are swollen. 247 00:14:32,268 --> 00:14:36,355 Get Wilson to biopsy his salivary glands. He's got parotid cancer. 248 00:14:36,481 --> 00:14:38,649 And see if you can get to the truth about who he's been dating. 249 00:14:38,774 --> 00:14:42,361 No way, a Marine goes a yearwithout getting some bloodon his bayonet. 250 00:14:42,487 --> 00:14:44,322 It's not an STD. You just said... 251 00:14:44,447 --> 00:14:45,531 Just do it. 252 00:14:49,285 --> 00:14:51,579 The antibiotics should at least relieve the infection, 253 00:14:51,704 --> 00:14:53,998 which will reduce the odor and taste in your mouth. 254 00:14:54,123 --> 00:14:55,583 Not soon enough. 255 00:15:00,379 --> 00:15:03,257 All right. You're gonna feel a little burn. 256 00:15:03,758 --> 00:15:06,010 You know I never even dipped? 257 00:15:06,511 --> 00:15:09,388 Chewing tobacco. Practically everyone in my unit did it. 258 00:15:09,514 --> 00:15:13,059 But me. I was so paranoid about cancer. 259 00:15:14,101 --> 00:15:18,564 Well, if it's parotid cancer, it's very treatable if diagnosed early. 260 00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:23,611 My mom had cancer, which is why I know that diagnosing cancer early 261 00:15:23,736 --> 00:15:26,113 means before there's any serious symptoms. 262 00:15:31,577 --> 00:15:34,830 Certainly tastes like a pretty serious symptom, you know? 263 00:15:34,956 --> 00:15:37,333 We'll know more after the test. 264 00:15:37,583 --> 00:15:40,419 If he was just trying to mess with Cuddy for wasting his time, 265 00:15:40,545 --> 00:15:42,213 this would have stopped as soon as the patient started 266 00:15:42,338 --> 00:15:43,464 exhibiting actual symptoms. 267 00:15:43,589 --> 00:15:46,217 So the question is, why is he wasting our time? 268 00:15:46,342 --> 00:15:47,760 Or is he wasting our time? 269 00:15:47,885 --> 00:15:50,930 You think he's got a medical reason for asking for the guy's credit report? 270 00:15:51,055 --> 00:15:52,306 I don't. 271 00:15:52,765 --> 00:15:55,434 Where were you two when the guy woke up? 272 00:15:57,728 --> 00:16:00,565 We just stepped out for a second. 273 00:16:00,690 --> 00:16:02,316 To do what? 274 00:16:02,441 --> 00:16:06,112 To get a coffee. We'd been up most of the night. 275 00:16:06,237 --> 00:16:08,573 He's just pushing to make sure we have a complete history. 276 00:16:08,698 --> 00:16:12,243 Obviously we're missing something or we'd have the answer. 277 00:16:12,368 --> 00:16:15,329 You didn't have any coffee when you came back. 278 00:16:15,705 --> 00:16:18,916 All right already. We confess. You caught us. 279 00:16:19,041 --> 00:16:20,918 We snuck into one of the sleep lab rooms to have sex. 280 00:16:21,043 --> 00:16:23,462 We shouldn't have done it while we were working and we're sorry. 281 00:16:23,588 --> 00:16:25,464 Now can we move on? 282 00:16:28,092 --> 00:16:30,469 House would do Wilson before you'd do Chase. 283 00:16:30,595 --> 00:16:34,390 No. You would do House and Wilson before I'd do Chase. 284 00:16:35,141 --> 00:16:37,101 Now can we get back to work? 285 00:16:37,226 --> 00:16:38,269 She did me once. 286 00:16:39,228 --> 00:16:41,022 She was stoned! 287 00:16:53,242 --> 00:16:54,910 Biopsy's inconclusive. 288 00:16:55,036 --> 00:16:57,079 I'm gonna do a sialogram while we wait for results 289 00:16:57,204 --> 00:16:58,164 from the additional blood work. 290 00:16:58,289 --> 00:16:59,332 No hurry. 291 00:16:59,457 --> 00:17:01,125 Probably nothing we can do at this point anyway. 292 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:02,668 As long as the cancer hasn't spread... 293 00:17:02,793 --> 00:17:06,213 He's spitting stink. You should focus on the living. 294 00:17:07,298 --> 00:17:09,383 I need a prescription. 295 00:17:09,884 --> 00:17:11,260 I just wrote you a prescription. 296 00:17:11,385 --> 00:17:13,929 For Vicodin. I need alfuzosin. 297 00:17:14,347 --> 00:17:15,723 No, you don't. 298 00:17:16,223 --> 00:17:18,559 You figured out where you met your Marine? 299 00:17:18,684 --> 00:17:19,769 What? 300 00:17:20,311 --> 00:17:23,230 Oh, that. Haven't really thought about it. 301 00:17:24,982 --> 00:17:26,067 I can't pee. 302 00:17:26,192 --> 00:17:27,526 You can't remember him, can you? 303 00:17:27,652 --> 00:17:29,236 I can't pee. 304 00:17:29,362 --> 00:17:30,905 So stop taking the Vicodin. 305 00:17:31,030 --> 00:17:33,115 I want to pee and not be in pain. 306 00:17:33,240 --> 00:17:34,825 Why don't you go to sleep? 307 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,285 I don't pee when I'm asleep. 308 00:17:36,410 --> 00:17:39,455 Maybe you'll dream about him again. Maybe he'll give you an address. 309 00:17:39,580 --> 00:17:40,915 I haven't peed in three days. 310 00:17:41,040 --> 00:17:43,918 I read that REM sleep is the brain's way of working out problems. 311 00:17:44,043 --> 00:17:45,878 - Very useful. - Did you hear what I just said? 312 00:17:46,003 --> 00:17:49,173 Yeah. You lied because you want to avoid talking about your obsession. 313 00:17:49,298 --> 00:17:51,801 - I'm not obsessing. - Why don't you just ask him? 314 00:17:51,926 --> 00:17:54,428 - I haven't peed in three days! - You'd be dead. 315 00:17:54,553 --> 00:17:56,514 I'm not counting intermittent drips. 316 00:17:56,639 --> 00:17:57,807 You'd be in agony. 317 00:17:57,932 --> 00:18:00,393 I passed agony yesterday around 4:00. 318 00:18:18,119 --> 00:18:20,413 His mother, brother, uncle and best friend 319 00:18:20,538 --> 00:18:22,915 all confirm he hasn't had a date in over a year. 320 00:18:23,040 --> 00:18:24,500 Which means it's not an STD. 321 00:18:24,917 --> 00:18:28,170 If you come up with something medically relevant, page me. 322 00:18:34,009 --> 00:18:35,594 What did you want me to tell him? The truth? 323 00:18:35,845 --> 00:18:39,348 No. You didn't have to be so convincing. 324 00:18:39,473 --> 00:18:41,684 Don't worry. I'll make it up to you. 325 00:18:43,394 --> 00:18:45,563 This is getting out of control. 326 00:18:45,688 --> 00:18:46,814 Don't pout. 327 00:18:47,440 --> 00:18:51,444 Our patient woke up with an infection while we were getting our rocks off. 328 00:18:53,070 --> 00:18:54,989 Do you want to stop? 329 00:18:55,114 --> 00:18:55,990 No. 330 00:18:56,490 --> 00:18:58,826 But I don't want to get caught, either. 331 00:18:59,076 --> 00:19:00,077 You think I do? 332 00:19:00,578 --> 00:19:03,038 You certainly didn't go out of your way to keep the volume down 333 00:19:03,164 --> 00:19:04,331 when we were in the sleep lab. 334 00:19:04,457 --> 00:19:06,208 I couldn't help that. 335 00:19:08,377 --> 00:19:10,629 Why would I want to get caught? 336 00:19:10,755 --> 00:19:14,091 Maybe you want to give House a reason to be jealous. 337 00:19:15,050 --> 00:19:16,051 I'm over House. 338 00:19:17,261 --> 00:19:20,389 All this is, is uncomplicated sex. Don't try to make it more than that. 339 00:19:20,639 --> 00:19:23,225 We're not doing it at work anymore. 340 00:19:23,893 --> 00:19:25,060 Fine. 341 00:19:34,612 --> 00:19:36,655 Wanna go grab some lunch? 342 00:19:41,952 --> 00:19:43,579 I think the pill is the way to go. 343 00:19:43,704 --> 00:19:45,581 We haven't had a condom break yet. Thank God. 344 00:19:45,706 --> 00:19:49,627 But it's bound to happen, especially the way we've been doing it. 345 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:53,464 - On a bed of nails? - No. 346 00:19:53,589 --> 00:19:57,551 He's not kinky. He's just insatiable. 347 00:19:57,676 --> 00:20:00,679 I can barely make it to any of my morning classes. 348 00:20:02,556 --> 00:20:04,558 - You smoke? - No way. 349 00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:06,936 Stop it! 350 00:20:07,478 --> 00:20:08,771 Sorry. 351 00:20:10,689 --> 00:20:14,151 Any history of hypertension, blood clots, strokes? 352 00:20:14,276 --> 00:20:17,238 Nope. Besides my 0CD, I'm fit as a fiddle. 353 00:20:19,740 --> 00:20:23,118 - You have 0CD? - Can't you tell? 354 00:20:23,244 --> 00:20:26,497 Any other compulsions besides drinking massive amounts of water? 355 00:20:26,622 --> 00:20:28,249 No, that's it. Thank God. 356 00:20:28,374 --> 00:20:30,584 My therapist says it could be a lot worse. 357 00:20:30,709 --> 00:20:32,419 You get up in the middle of the night to drink? 358 00:20:32,545 --> 00:20:34,213 Yeah. Every couple of hours. 359 00:20:35,047 --> 00:20:37,174 Then your therapist is an idiot. 360 00:20:37,299 --> 00:20:39,552 Unconscious people don't have 0CD. 361 00:20:39,677 --> 00:20:41,846 They can, whoever, have diabetes insipidus. 362 00:20:41,971 --> 00:20:44,890 That's impossible. I eat candy all the time. 363 00:20:45,015 --> 00:20:48,519 Different kind of diabetes. This kind is caused by banged up pituitary. 364 00:20:48,644 --> 00:20:50,646 You're obviously more of a lover than a fighter. 365 00:20:50,771 --> 00:20:52,064 I'm guessing either a car accident 366 00:20:52,189 --> 00:20:55,442 or you cracked your skull on the balance beam. 367 00:20:57,027 --> 00:20:58,654 How'd you know? 368 00:20:58,779 --> 00:21:03,117 Easy. Nice ass. No boobs. And you've got palms like a longshoreman. 369 00:21:03,242 --> 00:21:05,286 Wait here. You need a CAT scan. 370 00:21:05,411 --> 00:21:07,538 - Oh, my God... - Don't worry. 371 00:21:07,663 --> 00:21:11,458 Just means you'll be taking two hormone supplements instead of one. 372 00:21:16,005 --> 00:21:17,381 (CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING) 373 00:21:17,506 --> 00:21:19,383 Okay, this time you're gonna feel a little pressure. 374 00:21:19,508 --> 00:21:21,552 We're injecting the contrast material. 375 00:21:23,888 --> 00:21:25,598 Could you turn up the music? 376 00:21:25,723 --> 00:21:26,974 Sure. 377 00:21:29,018 --> 00:21:30,227 (VOLUME INCREASING) 378 00:21:32,521 --> 00:21:33,898 Looks pretty good so far. 379 00:21:34,231 --> 00:21:36,525 Still can't hear it that well. 380 00:21:38,527 --> 00:21:40,529 (VOLUME INCREASING) 381 00:21:40,654 --> 00:21:42,323 Can you hear it now? 382 00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,325 John? 383 00:21:46,285 --> 00:21:47,202 John! 384 00:21:48,495 --> 00:21:50,623 John, can you hear me? 385 00:21:52,541 --> 00:21:53,626 (DOOR OPENING) 386 00:21:55,586 --> 00:21:58,297 Still no relief? 387 00:21:58,422 --> 00:21:59,965 I got relief. 388 00:22:00,090 --> 00:22:01,800 I just got no pee. 389 00:22:02,509 --> 00:22:04,511 If the pills didn't work, you may need a catheter. 390 00:22:04,637 --> 00:22:07,056 You didn't come here to talk to me about my pee. 391 00:22:07,181 --> 00:22:08,682 What's going on? 392 00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:11,268 He's got cancer all right. 393 00:22:11,393 --> 00:22:14,605 But it's not in his salivary glands. It's in his brain. 394 00:22:15,272 --> 00:22:19,401 And it's bad. At least six tumors. Maybe more. 395 00:22:21,528 --> 00:22:24,698 He lost his hearing. His sight's probably next. 396 00:22:25,741 --> 00:22:27,618 Death is probably next. 397 00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:33,374 HOUSE: No way he could've grown all these in a week. 398 00:22:33,499 --> 00:22:36,502 They can't be older. The VA couldn't have missed all these. 399 00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:38,921 Maybe they didn't miss them. Just mixed them up. 400 00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:42,091 Switched his films with another patient's by mistake. 401 00:22:42,216 --> 00:22:43,384 Maybe. 402 00:22:43,509 --> 00:22:46,136 It'd mean some poor sap's getting his melon sliced 403 00:22:46,261 --> 00:22:47,513 at the VA for no reason. 404 00:22:47,638 --> 00:22:51,016 And this poor sergeant's gonna be dead by the end of the week. 405 00:22:51,809 --> 00:22:52,810 Where've you two been? 406 00:22:52,935 --> 00:22:54,061 CAMERON: Lunch. 407 00:22:54,186 --> 00:22:55,604 Why? What happened? 408 00:22:55,729 --> 00:22:59,900 Wilson's found some fast-growing, elusive or magic brain tumors. 409 00:23:00,317 --> 00:23:01,527 What did you find? 410 00:23:01,652 --> 00:23:03,904 Nothing. He's telling the truth. 411 00:23:04,446 --> 00:23:05,280 About what? 412 00:23:05,406 --> 00:23:06,490 CHASE: About everything. 413 00:23:06,615 --> 00:23:08,158 Where he's lived, who he's dated. 414 00:23:08,283 --> 00:23:10,411 Besides forgetting to mention his dad's shin splints, 415 00:23:10,536 --> 00:23:13,831 his granddad's nosebleeds, and to return a few rented DVDs, 416 00:23:13,956 --> 00:23:15,791 everything he's told us has checked out. 417 00:23:15,916 --> 00:23:18,043 You have them researching your dream? 418 00:23:18,335 --> 00:23:20,921 No. I have them researching my patient. 419 00:23:21,255 --> 00:23:22,881 You had a dream about a patient? 420 00:23:23,424 --> 00:23:25,634 This poor guy's brain is riddled with tumors 421 00:23:25,759 --> 00:23:28,470 and you're checking his credit report? 422 00:23:31,598 --> 00:23:33,851 Come on. I need you guys. 423 00:23:33,976 --> 00:23:36,395 - Where are you going? - To do my job. 424 00:23:36,520 --> 00:23:37,855 He's not your patient. 425 00:23:37,980 --> 00:23:40,065 He is now. Go home and go to sleep. 426 00:23:40,190 --> 00:23:43,027 Maybe you'll dream a cure to late-stage brain cancer. 427 00:23:52,369 --> 00:23:53,579 How is he? 428 00:23:54,371 --> 00:23:55,539 He's dead. 429 00:23:56,165 --> 00:23:59,251 - Oh, God. - At least he will be in a few days. 430 00:24:01,211 --> 00:24:02,963 Question is why. 431 00:24:03,088 --> 00:24:06,258 The only explanation is that the VA hospital screwed up. 432 00:24:06,383 --> 00:24:09,386 There was definitely no mix up. I had them recheck. 433 00:24:09,511 --> 00:24:13,891 Yes. Why would a government agency lie to cover up a mistake 434 00:24:14,016 --> 00:24:15,434 that might have caused the death of a guy 435 00:24:15,559 --> 00:24:17,603 they'd been trying to kill for the last two years anyway? 436 00:24:17,728 --> 00:24:19,480 They didn't lie. 437 00:24:20,814 --> 00:24:22,858 Did you just take two Vicodin? 438 00:24:22,983 --> 00:24:25,027 No. Just an antidepressant. 439 00:24:25,152 --> 00:24:28,363 I was told to take two every time you walked into the room. 440 00:24:31,408 --> 00:24:34,328 The VA's scan of his brain. No tumors. 441 00:24:35,537 --> 00:24:39,833 Yes. This is proof positive that someone didn't have tumors in their brain. 442 00:24:39,958 --> 00:24:42,336 You see that bright spot below his left orbit? 443 00:24:42,461 --> 00:24:45,798 That is a titanium pin your patient had inserted 20 years ago. 444 00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:49,134 Unless you think the VA happened to mix up his scans with someone 445 00:24:49,259 --> 00:24:52,387 who had the exact same pin, they didn't screw up. 446 00:24:56,767 --> 00:24:58,310 You paged us? 447 00:24:59,603 --> 00:25:02,439 Why didn't you send his urine to Leicester like I told you? 448 00:25:02,564 --> 00:25:04,775 Because you told me not to. 449 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:07,486 Why did you choose that moment to listen to me? 450 00:25:07,611 --> 00:25:10,155 You think depleted uranium might have something to do with his tumors? 451 00:25:10,405 --> 00:25:12,491 Radiation's the only thing that will make tumors grow that fast. 452 00:25:12,616 --> 00:25:14,243 High doses of radiation! 453 00:25:14,368 --> 00:25:16,370 Even if he ate depleted uranium bullets for breakfast, 454 00:25:16,495 --> 00:25:18,163 he still would've been exposed to less radiation 455 00:25:18,288 --> 00:25:19,748 than we've given him in the last two days. 456 00:25:19,873 --> 00:25:23,919 Do it anyway. And you, call his uncle back. 457 00:25:24,044 --> 00:25:27,673 Find out if he ever brought his nephew to any hospital parties or fundraisers. 458 00:25:27,798 --> 00:25:30,092 No. Not until you give me a reason. 459 00:25:31,051 --> 00:25:33,887 - Because I'm your boss? - A rational reason. 460 00:25:34,012 --> 00:25:36,098 Or at least admit that you don't have one. 461 00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:38,267 I've got a full bladder and I'm not afraid to use it. 462 00:25:38,392 --> 00:25:40,060 But you are apparently afraid 463 00:25:40,185 --> 00:25:42,312 of discovering something you can't rationally explain... 464 00:25:42,437 --> 00:25:43,480 Shut up! 465 00:25:44,648 --> 00:25:46,400 Do what you're told. 466 00:25:47,484 --> 00:25:51,113 Cuddy and Wilson may not have to listen to me, but you do. 467 00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:57,536 What the hell was that all about? 468 00:25:57,661 --> 00:25:58,704 I don't care. 469 00:25:58,829 --> 00:26:01,623 Which is why I didn't feel the need to ask him eight personal questions. 470 00:26:01,748 --> 00:26:03,375 I'm over him. 471 00:26:05,836 --> 00:26:07,963 Just making an observation. 472 00:26:11,425 --> 00:26:13,552 WILSON: All right. Ready whenever you are. 473 00:26:13,677 --> 00:26:14,970 I'm ready. 474 00:26:18,015 --> 00:26:20,392 Wait a minute. Zoom in. 475 00:26:23,187 --> 00:26:26,231 I don't see it. You sure you got the right coordinates? 476 00:26:26,690 --> 00:26:28,817 Yeah. She's in the right place. 477 00:26:29,234 --> 00:26:32,529 Go 10 millimeters above the AC-PC line on the Z axis. 478 00:26:32,654 --> 00:26:35,115 TECHNICIAN: Ten mil above AC-PC on Z. 479 00:26:37,826 --> 00:26:38,869 It's not there anymore. 480 00:26:39,077 --> 00:26:40,621 Are you sure you got the gantry angle right? 481 00:26:40,746 --> 00:26:43,540 - Yeah, I'm sure. - It's not there. 482 00:26:46,376 --> 00:26:47,586 It disappeared. 483 00:26:47,711 --> 00:26:49,546 Six tumors don't just disappear. 484 00:26:49,671 --> 00:26:51,465 Unless they were never there to begin with. 485 00:26:51,590 --> 00:26:53,217 The VA didn't screw up. 486 00:26:53,425 --> 00:26:54,718 Maybe someone else did. 487 00:26:54,843 --> 00:26:56,345 Maybe it was Dr. Self-Righteous. 488 00:26:56,470 --> 00:26:59,264 I saw the tumors. There was no mix up. 489 00:26:59,389 --> 00:27:01,683 Maybe there's something wrong with the portable imager in the OR. 490 00:27:01,808 --> 00:27:04,436 Something that would cause it to show brain tissue in perfect detail 491 00:27:04,561 --> 00:27:06,730 but completely miss neoplastic tissue? 492 00:27:07,397 --> 00:27:09,066 Then they were never tumors to begin with. 493 00:27:09,191 --> 00:27:10,400 I told you I saw... 494 00:27:10,525 --> 00:27:14,988 Oh, you saw something that looked like tumors. We all did. We were all wrong. 495 00:27:15,113 --> 00:27:16,114 Or maybe he doesn't have cancer. 496 00:27:16,240 --> 00:27:18,742 Maybe he has a brain infection that's causing multiple abscesses. 497 00:27:18,867 --> 00:27:20,244 That miraculously healed? 498 00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:21,870 No. They were healed by the antibiotics 499 00:27:21,995 --> 00:27:23,789 we're giving him for the vaginosis in his mouth. 500 00:27:23,914 --> 00:27:27,334 If it's an infection, why didn't it show up in his blood work? 501 00:27:27,459 --> 00:27:29,419 I don't know yet. 502 00:27:30,045 --> 00:27:32,339 Dr. Wilson, we have a problem. 503 00:27:32,798 --> 00:27:34,591 What did you do? 504 00:27:34,716 --> 00:27:37,177 I can't feel my legs! I can't feel my legs! 505 00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:38,262 - John". - What did you guys do? 506 00:27:38,387 --> 00:27:39,680 John! Calm down! We didn't even operate. 507 00:27:39,805 --> 00:27:41,098 Could this be a regional effect? 508 00:27:41,223 --> 00:27:42,349 I can't move my legs! 509 00:27:42,474 --> 00:27:43,350 ANESTHESIOLOGIST: It's not the anesthesia. 510 00:27:43,475 --> 00:27:45,060 HOUSE: John! John! 511 00:27:45,185 --> 00:27:46,603 We're gonna figure out what's wrong with you. 512 00:27:46,728 --> 00:27:52,901 But first we need to know one thing, have you ever appeared in any porn? 513 00:27:56,863 --> 00:27:59,074 Chronic fatigue, sore throats, rashes, 514 00:27:59,199 --> 00:28:02,327 putrid discharge in the mouth, multiple abscesses in the brain, 515 00:28:02,452 --> 00:28:06,915 hearing loss, and last but not least, lower limb paralysis. 516 00:28:07,040 --> 00:28:08,917 He's certainly given us plenty of clues. 517 00:28:09,042 --> 00:28:11,461 It's got to be some sort of infection. 518 00:28:11,586 --> 00:28:13,588 That's miraculously improving in his brain 519 00:28:13,714 --> 00:28:15,340 but getting worse in his ears and legs? 520 00:28:15,966 --> 00:28:17,884 Could be an infection and cancer. 521 00:28:18,176 --> 00:28:20,554 A neoplastic syndrome could depress his immune system 522 00:28:20,846 --> 00:28:22,180 and cause the other symptoms. 523 00:28:22,389 --> 00:28:24,599 You're basing this theory on the negative biopsy, 524 00:28:24,725 --> 00:28:26,226 the lymph nodes that aren't swollen, 525 00:28:26,435 --> 00:28:28,854 or the tumors that were never there to begin with? 526 00:28:28,979 --> 00:28:30,689 And what are you gonna base your theory on? 527 00:28:30,814 --> 00:28:32,816 His favorite restaurants? 528 00:28:33,317 --> 00:28:34,609 I was right. 529 00:28:34,735 --> 00:28:37,904 He's excreting depleted uranium in his urine. 530 00:28:38,030 --> 00:28:40,907 We should start him on an IV infusion of isotonic sodium bicarbonate... 531 00:28:41,033 --> 00:28:42,451 It's not depleted uranium. 532 00:28:42,576 --> 00:28:43,744 - You're the one... - Who asked for the test 533 00:28:43,869 --> 00:28:45,954 when we were thinking cancer. We no longer are. 534 00:28:46,079 --> 00:28:48,206 Depleted uranium doesn't just cause cells to mutate. 535 00:28:48,332 --> 00:28:49,624 It can cause cell death as well. 536 00:28:49,750 --> 00:28:51,335 Not spinal cord cells. 537 00:28:51,460 --> 00:28:53,128 At least not before the dose is high enough 538 00:28:53,253 --> 00:28:54,921 to kill all his other cells first. 539 00:28:55,047 --> 00:28:58,592 So you're saying the radioactive uranium in his urine is irrelevant. 540 00:28:59,176 --> 00:29:01,720 The sun's radioactive. The earth is radioactive. 541 00:29:01,845 --> 00:29:03,889 This hospital is filled with radiation. 542 00:29:04,014 --> 00:29:06,850 The issue is not where it is, but how much there is, 543 00:29:06,975 --> 00:29:09,978 and what damage that amount can cause in someone's spinal cord. 544 00:29:10,103 --> 00:29:12,856 As I've already stated quite clearly. 545 00:29:12,981 --> 00:29:15,859 Got it. We're all idiots. What's your theory? 546 00:29:15,984 --> 00:29:17,778 Give me your keys. Why? 547 00:29:17,903 --> 00:29:21,406 You ever tried to ride a motorcycle with a distended bladder? 548 00:29:23,617 --> 00:29:26,953 Keep him on antibiotics, check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 549 00:29:27,079 --> 00:29:28,997 So you basically want us to do nothing? 550 00:29:29,122 --> 00:29:31,041 No. I basically want to do nothing. 551 00:29:31,166 --> 00:29:32,667 I want you to keep him on antibiotics 552 00:29:32,793 --> 00:29:35,837 and check his hearing and paralysis every hour. 553 00:29:36,129 --> 00:29:38,131 Wait. You can't go home now. 554 00:29:38,256 --> 00:29:40,092 Actually, I have to go home now. 555 00:29:40,217 --> 00:29:42,302 It's two days past my bedtime. 556 00:29:42,427 --> 00:29:44,221 House, he needs your help. 557 00:29:44,346 --> 00:29:45,680 And I need sleep! 558 00:29:45,806 --> 00:29:48,850 Hey, it's the brain's way of working out problems 559 00:29:48,975 --> 00:29:52,062 that the conscious mind can't solve during the day, remember? 560 00:29:58,485 --> 00:30:00,779 (MACHINE BEEPING) 561 00:30:04,950 --> 00:30:06,410 No. Nothing. 562 00:30:09,913 --> 00:30:12,499 I'm gonna die. Aren't I? 563 00:30:17,629 --> 00:30:18,880 FOREMAN: No, we're not. 564 00:30:19,005 --> 00:30:21,967 We should start treatment for the uranium toxicity like you said. 565 00:30:22,092 --> 00:30:23,844 - But House... - Isn't here. 566 00:30:27,389 --> 00:30:29,850 If House wanted to be involved in the case... 567 00:30:32,686 --> 00:30:33,812 ...he wanted us to start this treatment, 568 00:30:33,937 --> 00:30:36,064 he would have told us to do it the last time you brought it up. 569 00:30:36,189 --> 00:30:38,316 - You have a better idea? - No. 570 00:30:38,442 --> 00:30:40,277 Then we're going with Chase's. 571 00:30:54,875 --> 00:30:56,209 (DOOR SLAMS) 572 00:31:41,671 --> 00:31:42,839 (GASPS) 573 00:31:43,423 --> 00:31:44,716 (GROANS) 574 00:32:28,051 --> 00:32:29,719 Tell him not to get the lines tangled. 575 00:32:29,844 --> 00:32:32,264 With an infusion this slow we can't have any kinks in the line. 576 00:32:32,389 --> 00:32:34,224 I went to medical school, too. 577 00:32:38,353 --> 00:32:41,481 Keep your arms on your body. Above your heart. 578 00:32:44,818 --> 00:32:46,778 I can't feel my stomach! 579 00:32:49,906 --> 00:32:53,159 I don't feel that! I don't feel anything! 580 00:32:53,451 --> 00:32:54,744 Paralysis is ascending. 581 00:32:54,995 --> 00:32:56,663 If it keeps going we're gonna need a respirator. 582 00:32:56,788 --> 00:32:59,624 - What? What are you saying? - Can you breathe? 583 00:33:03,837 --> 00:33:06,256 No. Not yet. 584 00:33:51,676 --> 00:33:54,971 REPORTER: ...incident onthe Garden State Parkway,southbound at exit 91... 585 00:33:55,096 --> 00:33:57,140 So, where were we? 586 00:33:58,391 --> 00:34:00,602 - You have a nice night? - No. 587 00:34:02,854 --> 00:34:04,439 The paralysis is ascending. 588 00:34:04,564 --> 00:34:06,983 Last check it was nearly to his diaphragm. 589 00:34:07,108 --> 00:34:09,110 - Tells us something. - Means it's getting worse. 590 00:34:09,235 --> 00:34:10,945 Worse is something. 591 00:34:11,071 --> 00:34:12,906 Also it tells us it's not the uranium. 592 00:34:14,908 --> 00:34:16,368 Did we think it was? 593 00:34:16,493 --> 00:34:20,205 We started him on sodium bicarb to try to flush the uranium out of his system. 594 00:34:20,330 --> 00:34:23,541 Great. Now the fact that he's getting worse tells us nothing. 595 00:34:23,667 --> 00:34:24,959 HOUSE: Never thought it was uranium. 596 00:34:25,085 --> 00:34:27,295 For all we know, the uranium treatment is what's making him... 597 00:34:27,420 --> 00:34:29,547 A sodium bicarb infusion wouldn't have any effect on... 598 00:34:29,673 --> 00:34:31,049 On what? 599 00:34:31,174 --> 00:34:32,842 Kind of hard to say what it wouldn't have an effect on 600 00:34:32,967 --> 00:34:34,469 if you've no idea what's there to affect. 601 00:34:34,594 --> 00:34:36,221 - We had to do something. - Well, next time, 602 00:34:36,346 --> 00:34:38,014 go with something that has a chance of working. 603 00:34:38,598 --> 00:34:39,808 Like what? 604 00:34:39,933 --> 00:34:41,976 You come up with some brilliant idea while you're warm and cozy 605 00:34:42,102 --> 00:34:43,853 - in your bed at home? - We need more information. 606 00:34:43,978 --> 00:34:46,439 How much more information could you possibly want? 607 00:34:46,564 --> 00:34:49,651 We have a medical history going all the way back to his great grandparents. 608 00:34:49,776 --> 00:34:52,529 - A non-medical history going... - It's not enough. 609 00:34:52,946 --> 00:34:54,114 It's all we're gonna get. 610 00:34:54,781 --> 00:34:56,491 (PAGERS BEEPING) 611 00:34:57,826 --> 00:34:59,452 Wanna bet? 612 00:35:05,041 --> 00:35:06,876 Who approved a sodium bicarb infusion? 613 00:35:07,502 --> 00:35:09,254 Don't look at me. I was home in bed. 614 00:35:09,379 --> 00:35:11,506 - What's wrong? - He's unconscious. 615 00:35:11,631 --> 00:35:14,968 His skin has lost all color and his BP and hematocrit are plunging. 616 00:35:15,093 --> 00:35:16,428 FOREMAN: He was only on the sodium bicarb... 617 00:35:16,553 --> 00:35:17,387 He's bleeding out. 618 00:35:17,512 --> 00:35:18,888 He can't be bleeding out. There's no blood in the bed. 619 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:20,390 Fine. He's bleeding in. 620 00:35:20,515 --> 00:35:22,142 There's no sign of bruising or internal hemorrhaging. 621 00:35:22,267 --> 00:35:23,977 FOREMAN: The paralysis must've reached his diaphragm. 622 00:35:24,185 --> 00:35:25,437 He's not able to oxygenate his blood. 623 00:35:25,562 --> 00:35:28,481 He's not able to oxygenate his blood because he doesn't have any left. 624 00:35:28,606 --> 00:35:29,774 There's no evidence. 625 00:35:29,899 --> 00:35:31,151 HOUSE: The only thing that would explain... 626 00:35:31,276 --> 00:35:32,110 There's no reason for blood loss. 627 00:35:32,235 --> 00:35:33,528 There has to be a reason! 628 00:35:33,653 --> 00:35:36,281 He needs a transfusion. Get me four units of O-negative, stat. 629 00:35:37,115 --> 00:35:38,324 Let's elevate his feet. 630 00:35:39,075 --> 00:35:41,119 He doesn't need a transfusion. 631 00:35:41,244 --> 00:35:43,747 Nobody asked you. In fact, why are you even here? 632 00:35:44,164 --> 00:35:46,833 - Because obviously you need my help. - Get out. 633 00:35:47,208 --> 00:35:49,794 House, his blood obviously didn't just vanish into... 634 00:35:52,464 --> 00:35:54,299 What the hell is this? 635 00:35:55,175 --> 00:35:56,426 Somebody must have spilled something. 636 00:35:56,551 --> 00:35:59,220 Somebody else should be getting me four units of O-negative, stat. 637 00:35:59,345 --> 00:36:01,222 What the hell is that? 638 00:36:05,101 --> 00:36:07,729 It's a urine catheter collection bag with a rip in it. 639 00:36:07,854 --> 00:36:09,814 HOUSE: What the hell's it look like? 640 00:36:15,028 --> 00:36:15,862 What? 641 00:36:17,906 --> 00:36:20,366 It's just urine. It's sterile. 642 00:36:21,159 --> 00:36:24,370 No one's getting me blood! Why isn't anybody getting me blood? 643 00:36:24,621 --> 00:36:25,580 You're bleeding. 644 00:36:28,041 --> 00:36:29,834 House, are you all right? 645 00:36:32,921 --> 00:36:35,006 Why are you even here? 646 00:36:35,965 --> 00:36:37,675 I'm always here. 647 00:36:39,093 --> 00:36:40,345 No, you're not. 648 00:36:41,638 --> 00:36:44,432 HOUSE: There's a reason. There has to be. 649 00:37:18,049 --> 00:37:19,801 REPORTER: ...incident on the Garden State Parkway... 650 00:37:19,926 --> 00:37:21,886 So, where were we? 651 00:37:23,513 --> 00:37:24,681 Have a nice night? 652 00:37:25,223 --> 00:37:26,516 Yes, I did. Thank you. 653 00:37:26,641 --> 00:37:28,518 I'm guessing better than our patient. 654 00:37:28,643 --> 00:37:32,021 Probably due to his BP and hematocrit plunging. 655 00:37:32,146 --> 00:37:33,857 How'd you know? 656 00:37:42,407 --> 00:37:45,285 HOUSE: The answer was staring right at us the whole time. 657 00:37:45,410 --> 00:37:47,787 As plain as the nose on our faces. 658 00:37:47,912 --> 00:37:49,247 And the nose on his face. 659 00:37:49,497 --> 00:37:51,249 What's going on? What did he say? 660 00:37:51,374 --> 00:37:53,960 No hairs and cauterization scars. 661 00:37:54,836 --> 00:37:56,170 Which means? 662 00:37:56,921 --> 00:38:00,091 - He had it cauterized. - How could you know that? 663 00:38:00,216 --> 00:38:01,092 Because it makes sense. 664 00:38:01,593 --> 00:38:04,387 Undoubtedly done to stop the same childhood nosebleeds 665 00:38:04,512 --> 00:38:05,972 that plagued his grandfather. 666 00:38:06,097 --> 00:38:07,640 Undoubtedly because they were both born 667 00:38:07,765 --> 00:38:09,934 with hereditary hemorrhagic telangiectasia. 668 00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:11,060 What's he saying? 669 00:38:11,185 --> 00:38:14,397 I'm saying you have a genetic disease that's destroying your capillaries. 670 00:38:14,522 --> 00:38:16,983 That no one in his family's ever been diagnosed with before? 671 00:38:17,108 --> 00:38:19,611 Not surprising, since the most common initial symptoms, 672 00:38:19,736 --> 00:38:21,571 skin rashes and nosebleeds are often written off 673 00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:24,532 as the result of minor trauma or dry weather. 674 00:38:24,657 --> 00:38:28,286 But they can also be the result of his arteries and veins merging together. 675 00:38:28,411 --> 00:38:30,246 He obviously has AVMs. 676 00:38:30,371 --> 00:38:31,956 HOUSE: AVM near the spine caused the paralysis. 677 00:38:32,081 --> 00:38:35,126 AVM in his lungs prevented his blood from being filtered. 678 00:38:35,251 --> 00:38:37,587 Dirty blood caused the joint pain, fatigue, 679 00:38:37,712 --> 00:38:39,756 and the infections in his mouth and brain. 680 00:38:40,089 --> 00:38:42,508 Nothing that a few surgeries won't clear up. 681 00:38:43,009 --> 00:38:45,470 Get MR angiograms of the aforementioned. 682 00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:47,889 The Marines weren't hiding anything. He was. 683 00:38:48,222 --> 00:38:51,684 Or at least he forgot to mention his bloody tissue issue. 684 00:38:53,436 --> 00:38:56,022 What's going on? What did he say? 685 00:38:58,149 --> 00:38:59,734 (HUMMING) 686 00:39:01,235 --> 00:39:04,197 Well, looks like solving the case solved your other problem. 687 00:39:04,322 --> 00:39:08,117 There is no medicine like happiness. Except maybe laughter. 688 00:39:08,785 --> 00:39:11,412 Or rubber tubes shoved up your urethra. 689 00:39:11,996 --> 00:39:13,581 You cathed yourself? 690 00:39:13,706 --> 00:39:17,877 It's actually not that bad after the first, I don't know, 9 or 10 inches. 691 00:39:18,002 --> 00:39:20,755 The cath relieved the spasm. I'm good as new. 692 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,757 Of course. Just a minor spasm in a muscle 693 00:39:22,882 --> 00:39:25,134 you've been using multiple times a day 694 00:39:25,259 --> 00:39:28,054 without any problems for the past 45 years. 695 00:39:28,179 --> 00:39:29,180 Not a major side effect 696 00:39:29,305 --> 00:39:33,059 caused by the overuse of a particular narcotic painkiller. 697 00:39:33,184 --> 00:39:34,978 Yeah. That was my thought, too. 698 00:39:35,103 --> 00:39:39,107 So, no reason to think about cutting back on your use 699 00:39:39,232 --> 00:39:40,316 of that particular pill. 700 00:39:40,441 --> 00:39:41,859 Thank God! 701 00:39:42,110 --> 00:39:43,695 Actually, it was the triple dose of the good stuff 702 00:39:43,820 --> 00:39:47,615 that allowed me to finally get some sleep and solve the case. 703 00:39:47,740 --> 00:39:50,076 Pills made all my dreams come true. 704 00:39:50,326 --> 00:39:53,246 You really got the answer in your sleep? 705 00:39:53,371 --> 00:39:56,958 I got one in my sleep. The other one I got in the shower. 706 00:40:03,297 --> 00:40:05,341 I've been thinking about you. 707 00:40:06,843 --> 00:40:08,219 You lied. 708 00:40:08,720 --> 00:40:09,971 I didn't lie. 709 00:40:10,096 --> 00:40:13,850 I simply chose not to share completely irrelevant facts. 710 00:40:14,100 --> 00:40:16,269 Like the fact that you lied. 711 00:40:16,602 --> 00:40:19,022 No wonder I couldn't place his face. 712 00:40:19,147 --> 00:40:21,357 You were practically swallowing it on the dance floor. 713 00:40:21,482 --> 00:40:22,817 I was not. 714 00:40:22,942 --> 00:40:24,360 Talk about the cool uncle. 715 00:40:24,485 --> 00:40:27,947 He donates the money and the nephew gets the write-off. 716 00:40:28,072 --> 00:40:30,408 And of course, by write-off, I mean he gets to put your ankles... 717 00:40:30,533 --> 00:40:34,454 This is exactly why I didn't mention our one date over two years ago. 718 00:40:35,705 --> 00:40:37,707 Because of my T-shirt. 719 00:40:37,832 --> 00:40:40,043 Because you are an obnoxious ass. 720 00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:42,378 Because you would have spent the whole time... 721 00:40:42,503 --> 00:40:43,463 That's very smart. 722 00:40:43,588 --> 00:40:46,799 'Cause this way I spent the whole time completely focused on the patient. 723 00:40:46,924 --> 00:40:48,134 How did you even remember him? 724 00:40:48,259 --> 00:40:50,094 We were only at that party for like 10 minutes! 725 00:40:50,219 --> 00:40:52,055 Is this a new health plan? 726 00:40:52,180 --> 00:40:55,600 Service the Dean of Medicine, you get free health care for a year? 727 00:40:57,393 --> 00:40:59,187 Why are you smiling? 728 00:40:59,854 --> 00:41:02,982 You remembered him because he made out with me. 729 00:41:04,192 --> 00:41:06,027 I'm good with faces. 730 00:41:06,152 --> 00:41:08,946 So this plan, is it open to anyone? ls there a co-pay? 731 00:41:09,072 --> 00:41:10,364 You're lousy with faces. 732 00:41:10,490 --> 00:41:13,493 Don't make this about me. This is your humiliation. 733 00:41:13,618 --> 00:41:15,203 So how much for private room coverage? 734 00:41:16,579 --> 00:41:17,663 Get over me. 735 00:41:19,248 --> 00:41:20,958 Give me a break. You hired me... 736 00:41:21,084 --> 00:41:23,586 'Cause you're a good doctor who couldn't get himself hired at a blood bank, 737 00:41:23,711 --> 00:41:25,171 so I got you cheap. 738 00:41:25,296 --> 00:41:26,923 You gave me everything I asked for 739 00:41:27,048 --> 00:41:28,925 because one night I gave you everything... 740 00:41:29,050 --> 00:41:32,053 Stop staring at my ass when you think I'm not looking, 741 00:41:32,178 --> 00:41:34,764 showing up at restaurants where I happen to be on a date, 742 00:41:35,181 --> 00:41:37,600 and fantasizing about me in the shower. 743 00:41:37,934 --> 00:41:40,186 That ship sailed long ago, House. 744 00:41:40,978 --> 00:41:42,230 Get over it. 745 00:41:43,773 --> 00:41:45,691 If you're still referring to your ass, 746 00:41:45,817 --> 00:41:49,862 I think that supertanker sailed would be the more precise metaphor. 747 00:42:24,105 --> 00:42:25,148 Sorry. 748 00:42:25,273 --> 00:42:27,984 Just looking for an extra-large trashcan. 749 00:42:34,198 --> 00:42:36,951 Since when does he clean anything up?