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I can't do this button.
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You almost got it.
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Almost got it.
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The sound
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of the people talking...
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Mmm?
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(HUMMING)
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- It's A-flat.
- Is it?
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Well, look how smart
you are, huh?
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Here we go.
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Here we go.
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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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Thank you.
I am proud to introduce
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my son to you,
Patrick Obyedkov.
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Twenty-five years ago,
Patrick was in the fourth grade,
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a good student,
played Little League
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and then there
was the accident.
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And here we are,
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raising money for people
with similar neurological disabilities.
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I hope you enjoy the concert.
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(AUDIENCE CLAPPING)
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(WHISPERS) You all set?
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(WHISPERS) All set.
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He's never missed a note.
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Something's wrong.
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Patrick, what is it?
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My hand, it hurts.
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Let me see it.
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Oh, Papa.
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(PATRICK GROANING)
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What's the emergency?
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Thirty-five-year-old savant.
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Dystonia in his left hand.
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He paged us at 5:00 in
the morning for that?
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I'm going back to bed.
Dystonia's not life threatening.
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Clonazepam will
take care of it.
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He's already on clonazepam
for seizures he has
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from a bus accident
when he was 10.
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Then we treat
with benztropine.
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What's up?
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Thirty-five-year-old savant.
Dystonia.
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(SCOFFS)
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I'm going back to bed.
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Where you going?
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Bathroom. It can wait.
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There is no case, House.
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Even if dystonia was some
big medical mystery, it's not this time.
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You're not intrigued as to how a
perfectly healthy 10-year-old boy
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with no prior
musical training gets into an accident
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on his way to school
and can suddenly play the piano?
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Do we have to solve
a 25-year-old case before breakfast?
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You two shower together?
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- No.
- No.
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Double negative.
That's a yes.
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Savantism is just
one of those things. It's inexplicable.
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Just because it's inexplicted
doesn't mean it's inexplicable.
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I want new labs,
CBC with platelets, chem panel,
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thyroid and
adrenal function tests.
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For what?
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I don't know.
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FOREMAN: Raise your left hand.
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That's your right hand.
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What are you looking for?
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Just want to make sure
whatever happened doesn't happen again.
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- Push up.
- Push up.
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He repeats what people say.
It's a compensation mechanism.
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He knows he's supposed
to say something
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so he repeats
what he's just heard.
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Well, that's good.
Shows he's engaged.
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Spine's okay.
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All right, stick out your tongue
like this. Copy me.
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You have a big tongue.
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Hey, I know it's
funny but copy me.
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(GRUNTS)
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There was
construction on Radcliffe.
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So I had to get
out of the car
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and walk in high
heels for over a mile.
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Radcliffe?
What was the cross street?
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Does it matter?
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I don't know.
I'm not the one who brought it up.
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Tie this off. Nice and tight.
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Does this have anything
to do with my foot?
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You have a blister.
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You don't waste
a doctor's time with a blister.
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You waste a doctor's time
with more important things,
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like the sewer
that's being vented out of your mouth.
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My breath?
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If you could stop doing that,
we'd all be grateful.
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I can't stop breathing.
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Nope.
But you can stop puking.
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- I don't.
- Your lips say, "No."
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Your gnarly fingers say...
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(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
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He's good to go.
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It's a shame.
You look cute that thin.
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(DOOR SHUTS)
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Motor cortex looks good.
Everything checks out.
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What tests did you run?
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Full battery of
neurological...
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I need this blood checked for
cholesterol and glucose levels.
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Patient had a foot problem.
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Different patient.
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There was no
one else in there.
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You're using
the wrong equipment.
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OBYEDKOV: Dr. Foreman,
I thought we were being discharged.
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I'm Dr. House,
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and on the off chance
that Dr. Foreman didn't mention it,
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I have something
of a gift, too.
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Come on.
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- Your turn.
- My turn.
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Does this have anything to do
with his hand?
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It might.
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Okay, Patrick.
Close your eyes.
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What's this?
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- D, G-flat, A-flat, B.
- Yeah. All right, all right.
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He's good. Can we let him go?
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He's great. He's staying.
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(PATRICK PLAYING OFF-KEY)
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Call radiology.
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We need
a functional MRI on his brain.
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FMRl's not gonna show trauma.
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We're not looking for trauma.
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I want to see the music.
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See the music.
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(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
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Well, that's dull.
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You think the FMRl's
gonna show a big arrow
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pointing to a flashing sign
saying "savantism"?
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It would be hugely helpful.
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Somehow he got rewired
as a music specialist.
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I want to know
how that happens.
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He has access to parts of
the brain that you don't.
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His brain's doing nothing.
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He looks like
any jerk listening.
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He's not a savant at listening,
he's a savant at playing.
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Well, listening and playing are
two different neurological processes.
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Turn off the music.
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Patrick,I want you to pretend
that your leg's a piano.
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My leg's not a piano.
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I know.
That's why I said "pretend."
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Kid's a moron.
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Keep your head still.
Use your fingers.
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(MACHINE BEEPING)
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Wow.
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Cool, huh?
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His heart rate rose.
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Emotional response?
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Then why's there no activity
in the limbic system?
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Unless there's
a problem with his heart.
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Do an echo to confirm.
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And scrub up.
He's gonna need surgery.
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It wasn't dystonia.
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He's got a heart
condition that caused
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the arteries in
his arm to constrict.
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Do you have any idea
why House would want to go to Boston?
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The chowder?
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Plane tickets this Friday.
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I opened his mail.
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I heard there's an opening at
Harvard for Division Chief,
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Infectious Disease.
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Ambition is not one of his
more prominent traits.
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Although...
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What?
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He was testing
blood in the clinic.
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I don't think it
was a patient's blood.
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Why? It was green?
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No, he was checking
for routine stuff.
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Makes sense if he's looking for
basic medical clearance for employment.
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I'm going home.
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No, you're not.
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He could show up any minute.
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Not with a savant
to obsess about.
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I'll take in here.
Bedroom's down the hall.
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You've been here?
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Where else would
the bedroom be?
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Come with?
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You're scared of
him catching us breaking into his home
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but you're not scared of him catching us
doing it in his bed?
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If I'm gonna get
fired anyway...
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Almost at the heart.
Ablating and done.
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Heart rate's 160.
It's accelerating.
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He's at 210!
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He's in
supraventricular tachycardia.
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Paddles!
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Charging-
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Clear!
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We're wasting our time.
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His high-school yearbook.
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Unless you think
he's going to Boston
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to attend
a high-school reunion,
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put it back and let's get out of here
before he comes home.
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He's not smiling.
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CHASE:
I wonder if he has teeth.
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What's the area
code for Boston?
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617, why?
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WOMAN ON PHONE:
Massachusetts General.May I help you?
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Did you think you could steal
Dr. House without a fight?
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MEDAK ON PHONE:
Steal him for what?
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Quit jerking me around.
I know he's coming out there.
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We're not
looking to hire him.
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He's called you six times
in the last month.
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We're not
looking to hire him.
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You think if you keep repeating it,
I'll start believing you?
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Dr. Cuddy, there's
nothing else I can say.
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I'm sorry.
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If he's not coming there
for a job interview,
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he's either coming
to your hospital
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for a social visit or
because he's a patient.
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Is it a social visit,
Dr. Medak?
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00:12:54,962 --> 00:12:56,589
I can't stand House.
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Neither can Dr. Coopersmith.
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00:13:07,475 --> 00:13:08,684
What's up?
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00:13:10,937 --> 00:13:13,356
Do you know a
Dr. Coopersmith in Boston?
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Yeah. He's an oncologist.
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What's up?
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- What's his subspecialty?
- Brain cancer.
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What's going on?
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CUDDY: He doesn't look sick.
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He should have symptoms.
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Blurred vision, headaches,
confusion, clumsiness.
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Depends how far
along the cancer is.
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What kind, how aggressive.
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He didn't tell you?
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House is House.
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He's no different
than anyone else with cancer.
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Once you tell,
then every conversation is about that.
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FOREMAN: Cardiac arrest
means we were wrong.
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There was a heart problem.
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But no vasoconstriction.
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The heart problem
couldn't have caused the hand problem.
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Unless the bleed
happened suddenly.
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Less blood to the brain
explains the dystonia.
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00:14:07,410 --> 00:14:09,245
Less blood to the heart
explains the heart attack.
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Scope him above and below.
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If that doesn't work,
gut him.
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00:14:15,376 --> 00:14:17,378
Can't you sedate him?
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There's a risk his
throat could collapse.
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You look mad, Papa.
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No.
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00:14:23,301 --> 00:14:24,886
No, I'm not mad.
I promise you.
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It's just that the doctor
has to do something to you and it's...
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00:14:28,556 --> 00:14:29,974
And it's gonna hurt.
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Hurt me? Why hurt me?
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Make you better.
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What's wrong with me?
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Well, they don't know.
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Patrick, don't you worry.
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Everything is gonna be great.
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All right.
Here we go, Patrick.
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You wanna hurt me.
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Hey, open. Like this.
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You just look at me
and everything is gonna be okay.
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Look at me now.
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Patrick.
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There you are.
It's okay. It's okay, really.
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Dr. Wilson. Wilson!
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I just spoke to Cuddy.
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She can't confirm
whether House
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is applying for
a job in Boston.
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Yeah. I'm late for a...
261
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If I have to look for work,
I have a right to know.
262
00:15:22,652 --> 00:15:25,363
(PLAYING PIANO)
263
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Pref“! -
264
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I wrote this when I was
in junior high school.
265
00:15:39,752 --> 00:15:42,547
Could never figure
out what came next.
266
00:15:43,172 --> 00:15:45,675
Then dimwit
came up with this.
267
00:15:45,800 --> 00:15:47,552
(PLAYING PIANO)
268
00:15:51,639 --> 00:15:53,391
It's good.
269
00:15:53,516 --> 00:15:55,309
It's perfect.
270
00:15:58,229 --> 00:16:01,190
I could set up a tower on the roof
during a lightning storm.
271
00:16:01,315 --> 00:16:03,943
Help you switch
brains with your patient.
272
00:16:04,569 --> 00:16:06,779
Then you would be
the brilliant pianist
273
00:16:06,904 --> 00:16:10,449
and he would be the doctor
hiding brain cancer from his friend.
274
00:16:12,076 --> 00:16:13,661
It's nothing.
275
00:16:14,537 --> 00:16:15,913
You need to talk about it.
276
00:16:16,038 --> 00:16:17,164
You need to talk about it.
277
00:16:17,290 --> 00:16:18,791
At least let me look
at your medical file.
278
00:16:18,916 --> 00:16:21,294
You're making a big
deal out of nothing.
279
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:24,255
- Who else knows?
- No one, and cancer isn't nothing.
280
00:16:24,380 --> 00:16:26,549
Sorry. Didn't mean to
offend your specialty.
281
00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:27,800
Why didn't you come to me?
282
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:28,884
Stein's good.
283
00:16:29,093 --> 00:16:31,262
Stein's in Africa for
the next six months.
284
00:16:31,387 --> 00:16:32,805
He's given me
at least six months.
285
00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:35,600
I go to Boston.
I get the treatment.
286
00:16:35,725 --> 00:16:37,393
Everything will be fine.
287
00:16:37,518 --> 00:16:39,145
No need to talk about it.
288
00:16:39,854 --> 00:16:40,896
CHASE: You were right.
289
00:16:41,022 --> 00:16:42,607
Surgeon found
a bleed behind the kidney
290
00:16:42,732 --> 00:16:46,319
in the retroperitoneal cavity,
but no reason for it.
291
00:16:46,444 --> 00:16:48,779
No cancer,
no ruptured arteries.
292
00:16:48,904 --> 00:16:51,073
So bleeding explains
the symptoms
293
00:16:51,198 --> 00:16:53,367
but we've got no explanation
for the bleeding.
294
00:16:53,993 --> 00:16:55,494
And while they
were closing him up,
295
00:16:55,620 --> 00:16:56,621
Patrick had
a grand mal seizure,
296
00:16:56,746 --> 00:16:58,247
which makes no sense,
297
00:16:58,372 --> 00:17:00,708
since he's on
an anticonvulsant medication.
298
00:17:02,543 --> 00:17:03,836
You told him.
299
00:17:03,961 --> 00:17:05,129
No, I didn't.
300
00:17:09,967 --> 00:17:12,470
I only told Cameron.
301
00:17:16,515 --> 00:17:17,892
HOUSE: Hey!
302
00:17:20,811 --> 00:17:24,940
Okay, you guys have cleverly deduced
that I have cancer.
303
00:17:25,066 --> 00:17:26,442
You have no right to know.
304
00:17:26,567 --> 00:17:27,443
You have no business knowing.
305
00:17:27,568 --> 00:17:29,111
We'd like to run
some blood tests.
306
00:17:29,236 --> 00:17:31,489
As soon as you
work up our patient, who is not me.
307
00:17:31,614 --> 00:17:33,574
We just want to make sure
you weren't misdiagnosed.
308
00:17:33,699 --> 00:17:35,493
I wasn't. Let's move on.
309
00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:37,370
We're just asking
for a couple of vials.
310
00:17:37,495 --> 00:17:38,871
' No!
" why not?
311
00:17:38,996 --> 00:17:42,249
Okay, we are going to proceed
as if I am perfectly healthy.
312
00:17:42,375 --> 00:17:44,210
How can we do that
if we know you're not?
313
00:17:44,335 --> 00:17:46,379
You don't know anything!
314
00:17:46,504 --> 00:17:47,838
Except, hopefully,
315
00:17:47,963 --> 00:17:51,509
how a patient on
anticonvulsant medication has a seizure.
316
00:17:51,634 --> 00:17:53,260
Anti-seizure meds
don't prevent seizures.
317
00:17:53,386 --> 00:17:54,595
They just make
them manageable.
318
00:17:54,720 --> 00:17:56,013
According to
the surgeon's report,
319
00:17:56,138 --> 00:17:57,556
this one wasn't even
close to manageable.
320
00:17:57,682 --> 00:18:00,059
Means the question isn't,
"Why is he having seizures?"
321
00:18:00,184 --> 00:18:02,144
It's, "Why are his
seizures getting worse?"
322
00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:04,063
What's changed?
323
00:18:04,188 --> 00:18:06,232
His brain. It's gotten worse.
324
00:18:06,357 --> 00:18:08,567
So we make it even worser.
325
00:18:08,693 --> 00:18:10,736
We take him off
anticonvulsant medication.
326
00:18:10,861 --> 00:18:11,987
CAMERON:
He'll seize even more.
327
00:18:12,113 --> 00:18:14,198
Multiple seizures can
seriously damage a brain.
328
00:18:14,323 --> 00:18:15,741
Dude can't button a shirt.
329
00:18:15,866 --> 00:18:17,493
How much more damage
are we really talking about?
330
00:18:17,618 --> 00:18:19,745
Stronger seizures will light up
different parts of the brain,
331
00:18:19,870 --> 00:18:21,580
which will indicate
which parts are damaged.
332
00:18:21,706 --> 00:18:24,291
Once he gets worse,
do a PET scan.
333
00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:30,589
(DOOR SHUTS)
334
00:18:32,925 --> 00:18:34,593
PET scan done?
335
00:18:34,719 --> 00:18:36,095
No.
336
00:18:36,220 --> 00:18:38,305
Did you come for my feelings?
337
00:18:38,431 --> 00:18:40,266
'Cause I left them
in my other pants.
338
00:18:40,558 --> 00:18:41,726
This is a letter
of recommendation.
339
00:18:41,976 --> 00:18:43,936
I'm applying
for a job at Penn.
340
00:18:48,899 --> 00:18:50,526
Thank you for
writing your own.
341
00:18:50,651 --> 00:18:52,611
I'm sure my thoughts
are beautifully phrased.
342
00:18:52,737 --> 00:18:56,782
Thank you for signing it,
saves me having to fake your signature.
343
00:19:05,374 --> 00:19:07,334
Stay away from Weiss.
344
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:12,339
He cries with his patients,
holds their hands as they die.
345
00:19:12,465 --> 00:19:14,008
He won't like you.
346
00:19:14,800 --> 00:19:18,137
Your newfound nonchalance
in the face of cancer.
347
00:19:21,849 --> 00:19:23,559
I thought you'd
find it appealing.
348
00:19:23,684 --> 00:19:26,270
20 seconds. Pretty good.
349
00:19:26,812 --> 00:19:27,646
For what?
350
00:19:27,772 --> 00:19:31,484
The time it took you to go
from hard-ass to human being.
351
00:19:35,362 --> 00:19:36,530
You really want to leave?
352
00:19:36,655 --> 00:19:39,408
If you're not here,
there's not much point in staying.
353
00:19:39,533 --> 00:19:41,410
I'm not dead yet.
354
00:19:48,709 --> 00:19:50,419
What are you doing?
355
00:19:57,510 --> 00:20:00,387
I know this must be
a turn-on for you.
356
00:20:34,213 --> 00:20:37,007
A little whorish
to kiss and stab.
357
00:20:37,508 --> 00:20:38,467
You kissed back.
358
00:20:38,592 --> 00:20:41,053
I didn't want you to die
without knowing the feeling.
359
00:20:41,178 --> 00:20:43,472
Actually, no woman should die
without knowing the feeling.
360
00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:45,766
All we need is a few
drops of your blood.
361
00:20:45,891 --> 00:20:48,060
Foreman and Chase's lips
are not gonna get so close,
362
00:20:48,185 --> 00:20:49,520
now that I know your plan.
363
00:20:49,645 --> 00:20:51,647
There's a nurse downstairs
about to risk his job
364
00:20:51,772 --> 00:20:53,440
to steal the blood
you drew from yourself yesterday.
365
00:20:53,566 --> 00:20:55,860
I'm patient number 020406,
366
00:20:55,985 --> 00:20:58,737
in the record room,
under the name Luke N. Laura.
367
00:20:58,863 --> 00:21:01,490
There's a whole vial of blood
in there along with CT scans,
368
00:21:01,615 --> 00:21:03,826
MRls, CSF.
Everything you need.
369
00:21:06,829 --> 00:21:10,499
If you need a sperm sample,
come back without the needle.
370
00:21:19,300 --> 00:21:22,261
Six centimeter mass
in his dorsal midbrain,
371
00:21:22,386 --> 00:21:24,597
extending into
the temporal lobe.
372
00:21:25,472 --> 00:21:27,266
That's inoperable.
373
00:21:27,766 --> 00:21:29,810
What kind of
time does he have?
374
00:21:31,145 --> 00:21:32,771
He's got a year.
375
00:21:35,357 --> 00:21:36,191
(MACHINE BEEPING)
376
00:21:36,317 --> 00:21:38,611
Nurse! Nurse!
377
00:21:45,868 --> 00:21:48,537
Here's the consent from Boston
for the cancer drug trial.
378
00:21:48,662 --> 00:21:51,040
Any description
of the process or previous trials?
379
00:21:51,165 --> 00:21:53,000
- Yep.
- Any chance it'll work?
380
00:21:53,125 --> 00:21:55,336
No. It's not even
designed to work.
381
00:21:55,711 --> 00:21:56,545
Why would he...
382
00:21:56,670 --> 00:21:59,506
It's designed to treat depression
in terminal cancer patients.
383
00:21:59,632 --> 00:22:00,841
He doesn't seem depressed.
384
00:22:00,966 --> 00:22:02,384
(DOOR BANGING)
385
00:22:04,303 --> 00:22:07,014
Okay,
let's assume that I am dying,
386
00:22:07,139 --> 00:22:09,892
which I specifically
told you not to assume.
387
00:22:10,017 --> 00:22:13,062
Can we at least assume
that I'm not dying tomorrow?
388
00:22:13,187 --> 00:22:14,271
Whereas this kid...
389
00:22:14,396 --> 00:22:17,775
PET revealed several more hot spots
but they're non-specific.
390
00:22:17,900 --> 00:22:19,443
How can you focus on him?
391
00:22:19,568 --> 00:22:21,528
It's the only way I can cope.
392
00:22:21,737 --> 00:22:24,448
PET also showed a left brain
that's working hard.
393
00:22:24,573 --> 00:22:25,699
Harder than the right?
394
00:22:25,824 --> 00:22:27,284
Wouldn't be worth
mentioning otherwise.
395
00:22:27,409 --> 00:22:29,787
Bleeding in the brain,
blood would irritate the lining,
396
00:22:29,912 --> 00:22:31,914
might cause
the seizures to get worse.
397
00:22:32,039 --> 00:22:35,334
Yes, he needs an angiogram to look at
the vasculature inside his brain.
398
00:22:35,459 --> 00:22:38,212
We'll get right on it
as soon as we're finished here.
399
00:22:39,338 --> 00:22:42,675
Don't get up. I got it.
You're busy. Continue.
400
00:22:49,264 --> 00:22:52,267
You know what my team
is doing right now?
401
00:22:52,935 --> 00:22:54,019
No.
402
00:22:54,979 --> 00:22:57,398
They're trying to figure out
what's wrong with me.
403
00:22:57,523 --> 00:22:58,357
What's wrong with you?
404
00:22:58,482 --> 00:22:59,858
Thanks for asking.
405
00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:02,361
They've found out
that I'm dying.
406
00:23:02,486 --> 00:23:04,196
That's sad.
407
00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:06,699
Everyone's dying.
408
00:23:07,199 --> 00:23:08,075
That's sad.
409
00:23:08,200 --> 00:23:10,703
If a meteor lands
on my head tomorrow, it's all academic.
410
00:23:10,828 --> 00:23:13,747
I told them to leave me alone.
But did they?
411
00:23:13,872 --> 00:23:15,124
Did they?
412
00:23:15,249 --> 00:23:16,417
That one was rhetorical.
413
00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:18,127
Oh.
414
00:23:18,669 --> 00:23:20,421
No, they did not.
415
00:23:24,383 --> 00:23:26,719
Who the hell were you
before you hit your head?
416
00:23:26,844 --> 00:23:28,470
Hell is a bad word.
417
00:23:28,595 --> 00:23:30,180
So is "ass" and "bitch."
418
00:23:30,305 --> 00:23:32,433
I could probably
rattle off 50 much more
419
00:23:32,558 --> 00:23:34,309
complicated and
disgusting ones,
420
00:23:34,435 --> 00:23:36,645
but then your dad
would get pissed at me.
421
00:23:38,313 --> 00:23:40,315
You like your life?
422
00:23:40,733 --> 00:23:42,151
What life?
423
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:43,360
Your life.
424
00:23:44,445 --> 00:23:48,157
Playing the piano, going on tour,
scoring girls left and right.
425
00:23:48,449 --> 00:23:50,117
I don't like girls.
426
00:23:50,242 --> 00:23:52,244
Boys. Whatever gets you off.
427
00:23:52,578 --> 00:23:54,121
I like the piano.
428
00:23:59,001 --> 00:24:00,335
What's wrong?
429
00:24:02,379 --> 00:24:05,841
Dr. Peter Hayes. This is Eric Foreman,
at Princeton-Plainsboro.
430
00:24:05,966 --> 00:24:08,427
You're doing a signal transduction
inhibitor clinical trial.
431
00:24:08,761 --> 00:24:10,387
What kind of
results have you been...
432
00:24:10,512 --> 00:24:13,182
Transduction inhibitors
are a decade away.
433
00:24:15,309 --> 00:24:16,435
Bye, Pete.
434
00:24:20,606 --> 00:24:22,441
They've got another
trial going at Duke.
435
00:24:22,566 --> 00:24:25,694
15 percent extend their lives
beyond five years.
436
00:24:25,819 --> 00:24:29,323
- If you're positive for protein PHF...
- Stop trying to save me.
437
00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:31,700
I'm fine.
438
00:24:31,825 --> 00:24:34,411
MRA confirmed small
collections of blood
439
00:24:34,536 --> 00:24:36,955
throughout the white matter
of Patrick's right hemisphere.
440
00:24:37,081 --> 00:24:38,540
Mind if we chat about that
for a few moments?
441
00:24:38,665 --> 00:24:42,294
Either trauma, an aneurysm,
cancer or autoimmune disease.
442
00:24:42,419 --> 00:24:44,213
We need a biopsy to
figure out which it is.
443
00:24:44,338 --> 00:24:45,798
His EEG was non-specific.
444
00:24:45,923 --> 00:24:46,882
Where you going to biopsy?
445
00:24:47,007 --> 00:24:47,883
Everywhere.
446
00:24:48,008 --> 00:24:51,178
Sure, just put on a blindfold
and play "Pin the Tail on the Brain."
447
00:24:51,303 --> 00:24:53,931
He's bleeding into his brain.
He's dying.
448
00:24:54,056 --> 00:24:56,517
You can't just randomly
stab the temporal lobe
449
00:24:56,642 --> 00:24:58,102
and hope you hit
the right spot.
450
00:24:58,227 --> 00:24:59,561
I'm only gonna take
little tiny pieces.
451
00:25:00,104 --> 00:25:00,938
Till what?
452
00:25:01,063 --> 00:25:02,147
Till I find the problem.
453
00:25:02,272 --> 00:25:03,273
Or you kill him.
454
00:25:03,398 --> 00:25:05,734
No, I'll keep going,
even if I kill him.
455
00:25:09,446 --> 00:25:12,658
Then he's screwed.
Thanks for the chat.
456
00:25:22,835 --> 00:25:26,755
What if we do the EEG
from inside his brain?
457
00:25:27,464 --> 00:25:29,591
I'm actually
a little insulted.
458
00:25:29,842 --> 00:25:31,927
You were supposed to
spend the last hour worrying about me.
459
00:25:32,344 --> 00:25:33,387
It's risky and invasive.
460
00:25:33,512 --> 00:25:35,472
But that's why God invented
the long consent form.
461
00:25:35,597 --> 00:25:37,558
Can you get to why
this is a brilliant idea?
462
00:25:37,683 --> 00:25:39,434
External EEG
could get confused
463
00:25:39,560 --> 00:25:41,687
if there are multiple
structural abnormalities.
464
00:25:41,812 --> 00:25:44,439
If we perform
the EEG inside the skull,
465
00:25:44,565 --> 00:25:47,234
it could show us
where to biopsy.
466
00:25:47,359 --> 00:25:49,486
Brilliant. Go. Do.
467
00:25:51,071 --> 00:25:52,489
I'd also like to
talk to you about...
468
00:25:52,614 --> 00:25:55,033
This is going to be personal,
isn't it?
469
00:25:55,159 --> 00:25:56,451
Yeah.
470
00:26:10,090 --> 00:26:13,302
FOREMAN: We'll use a small drill
to get inside his skull.
471
00:26:14,636 --> 00:26:16,430
OBYEDKOV:
There's bleeding inside?
472
00:26:16,555 --> 00:26:19,600
Yes. Once we have 12 holes,
473
00:26:19,725 --> 00:26:21,560
we'll surgically
implant the electrodes
474
00:26:21,685 --> 00:26:24,021
under the meninges,
against the brain.
475
00:26:27,482 --> 00:26:31,612
OBYEDKOV: And it's either cancer
or autoimmune disease?
476
00:26:31,904 --> 00:26:33,572
FOREMAN: Sorry, but yeah.
477
00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:37,242
OBYEDKOV: Which one is better?
478
00:26:39,328 --> 00:26:40,370
Neither.
479
00:27:12,277 --> 00:27:13,570
Hey.
480
00:27:13,695 --> 00:27:14,821
Where do we cut?
481
00:27:14,947 --> 00:27:15,989
We don't.
482
00:27:16,990 --> 00:27:19,159
I need to say something.
483
00:27:19,743 --> 00:27:21,036
Something personal?
484
00:27:21,411 --> 00:27:22,246
Yeah.
485
00:27:22,871 --> 00:27:23,956
And I can't leave
486
00:27:24,081 --> 00:27:25,916
because you've got
something interesting in that file.
487
00:27:26,416 --> 00:27:27,251
Sorry.
488
00:27:32,923 --> 00:27:37,636
You're an arrogant ass who makes it
impossible for anyone to like him
489
00:27:37,761 --> 00:27:39,429
by punishing people
who don't deserve...
490
00:27:39,554 --> 00:27:42,391
Can you get to the "but" part
of this speech?
491
00:27:42,849 --> 00:27:44,518
But I like you.
492
00:27:44,643 --> 00:27:45,769
No, you don't.
493
00:27:46,019 --> 00:27:48,438
You're just reacting to
the perception of my death
494
00:27:48,855 --> 00:27:51,024
and the need to put things in order.
Fear of guilt...
495
00:27:51,149 --> 00:27:52,359
Just shut up.
496
00:27:52,484 --> 00:27:54,319
See? I annoy you.
497
00:27:54,444 --> 00:27:57,948
Now, you gonna give me the results
or are you gonna...
498
00:27:59,324 --> 00:28:00,367
(SIGHS)
499
00:28:00,659 --> 00:28:04,246
lntracranial EEG showed
no electrical abnormalities.
500
00:28:04,371 --> 00:28:06,248
- Which means it's autoimmune.
- No.
501
00:28:06,373 --> 00:28:09,459
It also showed his entire right
hemisphere is brain-dead.
502
00:28:15,299 --> 00:28:21,430
So while you guys were worrying about
me, half this kid's brain died.
503
00:28:21,555 --> 00:28:25,100
The only solace you should take from
this is the fact that it didn't.
504
00:28:25,225 --> 00:28:28,270
Garden variety EEG sucks
compared to the in-brain variety,
505
00:28:28,395 --> 00:28:29,479
but it's not going
to miss brain death.
506
00:28:29,604 --> 00:28:31,440
- He's gotten worse.
- Not that much worse.
507
00:28:31,565 --> 00:28:32,983
Respiration is depressed.
508
00:28:33,108 --> 00:28:34,943
Seizures are increasing,
one every five minutes.
509
00:28:35,068 --> 00:28:37,195
Not that much worse.
510
00:28:37,446 --> 00:28:39,239
He can still talk
and he's left-handed,
511
00:28:39,364 --> 00:28:40,782
which means speech
is in the right side.
512
00:28:40,907 --> 00:28:44,077
You don't know how Patrick's brain
reorganized itself 25 years ago.
513
00:28:44,202 --> 00:28:48,040
What if the right side
is just a little dead?
514
00:28:48,248 --> 00:28:50,876
Maybe he still has
random neurons firing.
515
00:28:51,084 --> 00:28:54,171
You're just looking for a puzzle to
distract you from your own situation.
516
00:28:54,296 --> 00:28:56,965
You're right, he's dead.
Let's go home.
517
00:29:00,052 --> 00:29:02,095
What did you find out?
518
00:29:02,846 --> 00:29:04,973
Is he gonna be okay?
519
00:29:05,098 --> 00:29:06,558
- I'm sorry.
- Yes!
520
00:29:11,271 --> 00:29:12,564
What's this?
521
00:29:12,689 --> 00:29:14,149
A piano.
522
00:29:14,900 --> 00:29:16,318
What's this?
523
00:29:21,156 --> 00:29:22,240
He's obviously lost use...
524
00:29:22,366 --> 00:29:23,533
Shut up.
525
00:29:43,178 --> 00:29:45,222
Music is a global process.
526
00:29:45,347 --> 00:29:47,682
You can't play
the piano with half a brain.
527
00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:51,561
What's it mean?
528
00:29:51,686 --> 00:29:54,147
Means the right side of
his brain has always sucked.
529
00:29:54,272 --> 00:29:56,691
Means it's not relevant
to what's going on now.
530
00:29:56,817 --> 00:29:58,860
- Wow. Then it's autoimmune.
- Yeah.
531
00:29:58,985 --> 00:30:00,612
Question is what
do we do about it?
532
00:30:00,737 --> 00:30:02,072
Most likely ones we can fix.
533
00:30:02,197 --> 00:30:05,450
Polyarteritis nodosa,
Takayasu or Sarcoid.
534
00:30:05,575 --> 00:30:07,160
I'll start treatment.
535
00:30:07,285 --> 00:30:08,787
Not what I was talking about.
536
00:30:08,912 --> 00:30:10,414
But, yeah, you do that.
537
00:30:17,963 --> 00:30:19,339
Your turn?
538
00:30:19,881 --> 00:30:21,425
Do you have to do that?
539
00:30:22,884 --> 00:30:25,220
You mean cheapen everyone's attempt
at a human moment
540
00:30:25,345 --> 00:30:28,432
by identifying the real calculations
that go into it?
541
00:30:28,640 --> 00:30:30,684
- Yeah.
- Yeah, I do.
542
00:30:31,518 --> 00:30:34,813
I'm sorry you're dying,
I'm gonna hug you.
543
00:30:35,313 --> 00:30:36,273
Anything to say?
544
00:30:36,606 --> 00:30:38,483
If you're considering
grabbing my ass,
545
00:30:38,608 --> 00:30:41,736
don't start anything
you can't finish.
546
00:30:45,240 --> 00:30:47,534
Well, as long as we're just standing
here, you mind if we work?
547
00:30:47,909 --> 00:30:49,870
How's the kid's
treatment going?
548
00:30:51,746 --> 00:30:52,914
Are you crying?
549
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:54,541
No.
550
00:30:56,960 --> 00:30:58,420
Respiration rate's up.
551
00:30:58,545 --> 00:31:00,755
Seizures are calming down.
It's all good.
552
00:31:02,132 --> 00:31:04,718
Not for what
I'm gonna do next.
553
00:31:04,843 --> 00:31:07,137
There is no next.
He's gonna be fine.
554
00:31:07,387 --> 00:31:11,183
Only if he wants to remain
a four-year-old who wets his bed.
555
00:31:12,225 --> 00:31:13,393
There's nothing else for him.
556
00:31:13,518 --> 00:31:15,645
There's better.
Thanks for the hug.
557
00:31:17,606 --> 00:31:19,399
(DOORBELL BUZZING)
558
00:31:25,697 --> 00:31:27,908
(DOORBELL CONTINUES BUZZING)
559
00:31:37,125 --> 00:31:38,877
It's the middle of the night.
560
00:31:39,336 --> 00:31:40,962
You knew I'd be asleep.
561
00:31:41,171 --> 00:31:42,964
Phone would have woken you up
just as much.
562
00:31:43,089 --> 00:31:45,842
And I can't see
what you're wearing on the phone.
563
00:31:47,135 --> 00:31:51,556
My patient with the 55 IQ
has Takayasu syndrome.
564
00:31:52,015 --> 00:31:53,850
Very uncommon.
565
00:31:53,975 --> 00:31:55,894
Happens mostly
in Asian women.
566
00:31:56,019 --> 00:31:59,689
Takayasu is manageable with steroids,
which you already know.
567
00:31:59,814 --> 00:32:02,609
So I assume you're here
for something else.
568
00:32:02,734 --> 00:32:04,945
My patient also has
a significant seizure problem.
569
00:32:05,070 --> 00:32:07,489
Also manageable with
anticonvulsant medication.
570
00:32:07,614 --> 00:32:10,075
Yes, and if he kept taking his
anticonvulsant medication,
571
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:12,953
he could go back on tour
and play the piano.
572
00:32:13,078 --> 00:32:15,914
But a hemispherectomy
573
00:32:16,998 --> 00:32:19,584
would completely stop
the right-brain seizure activity
574
00:32:19,709 --> 00:32:21,336
and he would no
longer need to take
575
00:32:21,461 --> 00:32:22,754
his anticonvulsant medication.
576
00:32:22,879 --> 00:32:24,130
You want to remove
half his brain?
577
00:32:24,339 --> 00:32:25,549
The right half.
578
00:32:25,674 --> 00:32:27,092
It would be irresponsible
to remove the left.
579
00:32:27,217 --> 00:32:29,928
You don't remove half a brain
and gain function!
580
00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:34,432
Not my brain.
But his? Who knows? What?
581
00:32:34,933 --> 00:32:37,060
Let's say that I'm the left side
of Patrick's brain.
582
00:32:37,185 --> 00:32:39,312
I'm quick-witted, I'm charming,
I'm great looking.
583
00:32:39,437 --> 00:32:40,522
You're the right
side of his brain.
584
00:32:40,647 --> 00:32:42,524
You're useless, old, damaged.
585
00:32:42,649 --> 00:32:43,900
We go to a bar for a drink.
586
00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:47,988
Now, I have the mad skills
to be scoring all the hot babes,
587
00:32:48,113 --> 00:32:50,782
but instead I'm spending my time wiping
drool off your chin
588
00:32:50,907 --> 00:32:53,910
and making sure
you don't eat the tablecloth.
589
00:32:54,578 --> 00:32:56,162
What's the father want to do?
590
00:32:56,997 --> 00:32:58,748
I don't know.
591
00:33:00,792 --> 00:33:02,460
So go wake him up.
592
00:33:06,590 --> 00:33:09,509
House, I'm so sorry.
593
00:33:11,094 --> 00:33:12,596
Forgot I was dying, huh?
594
00:33:12,971 --> 00:33:14,556
I'm here if you need me.
595
00:33:16,016 --> 00:33:17,475
I need you.
596
00:33:27,152 --> 00:33:32,782
One small feel for man,
one giant ass for mankind.
597
00:33:34,284 --> 00:33:35,577
Thanks.
598
00:33:37,078 --> 00:33:38,330
Good luck in Boston.
599
00:33:42,417 --> 00:33:44,836
Call
the Make-A-Wish Foundation.
600
00:33:54,137 --> 00:33:55,430
Dr. Foreman was just here.
601
00:33:55,847 --> 00:33:57,932
The seizures have
almost completely gone away.
602
00:33:58,058 --> 00:34:01,144
Says we might be
able to go home in the next day or two.
603
00:34:01,269 --> 00:34:02,937
Thank you so much.
604
00:34:03,063 --> 00:34:06,483
I think we should remove
the right side of your son's brain.
605
00:34:07,192 --> 00:34:09,027
I thought you fixed him.
606
00:34:09,152 --> 00:34:10,153
Does he look fixed?
607
00:34:10,362 --> 00:34:12,572
The right side of his brain is
keeping him walking straight.
608
00:34:12,822 --> 00:34:14,741
Other than that, it's been dead weight
ever since the accident.
609
00:34:14,866 --> 00:34:17,952
If we remove it, the seizures
would stop completely.
610
00:34:18,161 --> 00:34:19,954
The seizures are
hardly noticeable.
611
00:34:20,538 --> 00:34:21,665
They don't bother Patrick.
612
00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:23,041
But without the seizures,
613
00:34:23,166 --> 00:34:26,461
the left side would have a chance
to actually function.
614
00:34:26,836 --> 00:34:28,755
It could learn
to do new things.
615
00:34:29,005 --> 00:34:33,176
Only bummer, he'd never play
the piano again.
616
00:34:33,385 --> 00:34:36,721
Oh, no.
The piano is everything.
617
00:34:36,846 --> 00:34:38,390
I'm not saying
he's never gonna work for NASA,
618
00:34:38,515 --> 00:34:41,059
but flipping burgers
isn't out of the question.
619
00:34:41,184 --> 00:34:43,603
Well, I don't mind taking care of him
so he can play the piano.
620
00:34:43,728 --> 00:34:45,772
No, you're actually lucky.
621
00:34:45,980 --> 00:34:47,357
You don't have to
watch your kid grow up.
622
00:34:47,482 --> 00:34:48,775
You don't have to let go.
623
00:34:49,150 --> 00:34:51,152
You trying to
make this about me?
624
00:34:51,277 --> 00:34:54,656
I love my son,
just the way he is!
625
00:34:54,781 --> 00:34:56,908
He's a monkey
grinder at the circus.
626
00:34:57,033 --> 00:34:58,535
He's worked hard to get where he...
627
00:34:58,660 --> 00:34:59,661
So does the monkey.
628
00:35:02,997 --> 00:35:05,166
The piano is
a neurological accident.
629
00:35:05,291 --> 00:35:06,292
He has a gift.
630
00:35:06,418 --> 00:35:08,253
I'm offering him a life.
631
00:35:14,050 --> 00:35:15,510
It's up to you.
632
00:35:29,899 --> 00:35:32,444
I've isolated
the cancer proteins in House's CSF.
633
00:35:32,569 --> 00:35:34,320
About time.
We can't let him go to Boston
634
00:35:34,446 --> 00:35:36,406
if he qualifies
for the Duke trial.
635
00:35:36,531 --> 00:35:38,116
You want to do it?
636
00:35:54,048 --> 00:35:57,218
Damn. He's negative
for protein PHF.
637
00:35:57,510 --> 00:35:59,471
He doesn't qualify.
638
00:36:04,768 --> 00:36:08,605
What's that?
That shouldn't be there.
639
00:36:41,596 --> 00:36:43,056
Patrick?
640
00:36:47,727 --> 00:36:49,229
Hello, Papa.
641
00:36:52,440 --> 00:36:54,692
Patrick,
I have a question for you.
642
00:36:56,444 --> 00:36:57,904
Yes?
643
00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:00,949
Are you “EDDY?
644
00:37:07,622 --> 00:37:09,123
Are you “EDDY?
645
00:38:00,508 --> 00:38:02,093
(BANGING ON DOOR)
646
00:38:02,760 --> 00:38:04,387
FOREMAN: House! Open up!
647
00:38:05,763 --> 00:38:07,807
Open up! It's important!
648
00:38:10,226 --> 00:38:12,061
I've got a flight
in three hours.
649
00:38:12,186 --> 00:38:13,980
You don't have cancer.
650
00:38:14,188 --> 00:38:17,066
There was an abnormal presence
of lgG and lgM, indicating...
651
00:38:17,191 --> 00:38:19,986
I don't have neurosyphilis.
My MRI showed nothing...
652
00:38:20,111 --> 00:38:22,196
It's a gumma in your brain.
It's very rare not to be in the liver,
653
00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:24,324
and I'm really glad
we never slept together but...
654
00:38:24,449 --> 00:38:26,034
We would have used a condom.
655
00:38:26,159 --> 00:38:28,077
And I don't have syphilis.
My VDRL was negative...
656
00:38:28,202 --> 00:38:29,871
We did an FTA
antibody test.
657
00:38:29,996 --> 00:38:31,998
The VDRL was
a false negative.
658
00:38:33,249 --> 00:38:35,209
You're not going to die.
659
00:38:35,335 --> 00:38:37,045
All you need is
IV antibiotics.
660
00:38:40,924 --> 00:38:43,343
Did you send these
results to Mass General?
661
00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:44,761
Of course.
662
00:38:46,304 --> 00:38:48,139
You idiots.
663
00:38:48,431 --> 00:38:50,600
FOREMAN: We just told you
you're not gonna die!
664
00:38:50,808 --> 00:38:52,644
You should be
making out with Cameron.
665
00:38:53,895 --> 00:38:55,563
You knew it wasn't cancer?
666
00:38:55,688 --> 00:38:57,273
I was sure it was cancer.
667
00:38:57,398 --> 00:38:59,359
Then why aren't
you celebrating?
668
00:38:59,484 --> 00:39:01,945
Because it
wasn't my damn file.
669
00:39:03,571 --> 00:39:05,907
You faked cancer?
670
00:39:06,324 --> 00:39:08,368
The real patient is in
the Witherspoon wing.
671
00:39:08,493 --> 00:39:10,703
Feel free to tell his wife
that he's not gonna die,
672
00:39:10,828 --> 00:39:12,163
but he is cheating on her.
673
00:39:12,288 --> 00:39:13,498
Why would you want us
to think that you...
674
00:39:13,623 --> 00:39:14,916
I didn't!
675
00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,293
I wanted the guys in Boston
to think that I had cancer.
676
00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:20,129
I wanted the guys who were
gonna implant a cool drug
677
00:39:20,254 --> 00:39:23,341
right into the pleasure center
of my brain to think that I had cancer!
678
00:39:23,675 --> 00:39:26,678
You faked cancer to get high?
679
00:39:35,937 --> 00:39:37,605
I'm going to bed.
680
00:39:39,440 --> 00:39:42,193
You're right.
I don't like you.
681
00:39:42,610 --> 00:39:44,612
Sure. Now that I'm not dying.
682
00:40:02,880 --> 00:40:05,383
Heard Patrick's
hemispherectomy went well.
683
00:40:05,508 --> 00:40:07,719
He survived the surgery.
684
00:40:07,844 --> 00:40:08,845
He's unconscious but...
685
00:40:08,970 --> 00:40:10,638
How depressed are you?
686
00:40:10,847 --> 00:40:12,140
I'm not depressed.
687
00:40:12,473 --> 00:40:14,684
You faked cancer.
688
00:40:14,892 --> 00:40:17,478
It was
an outpatient procedure. I was curious.
689
00:40:17,812 --> 00:40:19,605
Are you curious about heroin?
690
00:40:19,731 --> 00:40:22,608
Not since last year's
Christmas party.
691
00:40:24,569 --> 00:40:26,029
I know this goes
against your nature,
692
00:40:26,154 --> 00:40:27,238
but can we not
make too much of this?
693
00:40:27,363 --> 00:40:31,242
You made people think
that you were going to die!
694
00:40:31,367 --> 00:40:32,452
I didn't make them.
695
00:40:32,577 --> 00:40:33,786
I tried to hide it,
696
00:40:33,995 --> 00:40:36,289
but you idiots needed to
get into my business.
697
00:40:40,543 --> 00:40:43,755
I'm sure I'll regret asking,
but why are you laughing?
698
00:40:44,213 --> 00:40:45,798
It's ironic.
699
00:40:46,049 --> 00:40:48,051
Well, I'm sure I'll
regret asking, but why...
700
00:40:48,176 --> 00:40:50,219
Depression in
cancer patients...
701
00:40:50,344 --> 00:40:51,721
It's not as
common as you think.
702
00:40:51,929 --> 00:40:53,347
It's not the dying
that gets to people.
703
00:40:53,806 --> 00:40:57,435
It's the dying alone. The patients
with family, with friends,
704
00:40:57,560 --> 00:40:59,103
they tend to do okay.
705
00:40:59,729 --> 00:41:01,564
You don't have cancer.
706
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:03,608
You do have
people who give a damn.
707
00:41:03,733 --> 00:41:05,026
So what do you do?
708
00:41:07,278 --> 00:41:13,367
You fake the cancer,
then push the people who care away.
709
00:41:15,536 --> 00:41:17,538
Because they're boring.
710
00:41:19,207 --> 00:41:22,335
Go home to your hotel room
and laugh at that irony.
711
00:41:25,088 --> 00:41:27,965
Start small, House.
Take a chance.
712
00:41:28,299 --> 00:41:31,761
Maybe something that doesn't involve
sticking stuff in your brain.
713
00:41:31,969 --> 00:41:33,679
Pizza with a friend.
714
00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:37,475
A movie. Something.
715
00:41:56,119 --> 00:42:00,206
Follow my finger.
Do you know your name?
716
00:42:06,045 --> 00:42:08,214
His speech center
was on the right side.
717
00:42:08,798 --> 00:42:11,300
It'll be a while
before he's talking.
718
00:42:11,759 --> 00:42:15,763
He hasn't really done anything
except to stare off into the distance.
719
00:42:15,888 --> 00:42:17,223
It'll take some time to...
720
00:42:34,657 --> 00:42:36,367
You buttoned your shirt.
721
00:42:41,706 --> 00:42:43,416
He looks happy.
722
00:42:52,133 --> 00:42:54,760
(SEE THE WORLD PLAYING)