1 00:00:02,941 --> 00:00:04,192 Here you go. 2 00:00:08,030 --> 00:00:11,908 That fried crap will kill you. See? 3 00:00:15,579 --> 00:00:16,496 (BELL JINGLING) 4 00:00:16,622 --> 00:00:18,165 WAITRESS: Good night. 5 00:00:19,249 --> 00:00:21,168 Time to make the donuts. 6 00:00:24,796 --> 00:00:26,506 - Hands in the air! Right now! - Get them up! 7 00:00:26,632 --> 00:00:29,009 Move out here. Get up! Move out here! Let's go! 8 00:00:29,134 --> 00:00:30,302 - Move it. - Put them up! 9 00:00:30,427 --> 00:00:32,304 Purses and wallets on the counter, right now. 10 00:00:32,429 --> 00:00:35,349 Yo! Your watches, your jewelry! Take it all off! 11 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:40,729 - Yeah, all right. - Keep the girl. Keep the girl. 12 00:00:41,271 --> 00:00:42,105 Yeah. 13 00:00:42,230 --> 00:00:43,815 We're moving to the back room. Let's go! 14 00:00:43,940 --> 00:00:45,776 - Go! Let's go! - Move it! 15 00:00:45,901 --> 00:00:47,903 Go on! Not you. 16 00:00:48,111 --> 00:00:49,237 Hey! Hey, wait a minute. 17 00:00:49,363 --> 00:00:50,989 She's staying right here. 18 00:00:51,114 --> 00:00:51,948 You're not going to do this. 19 00:00:52,074 --> 00:00:53,617 Whoa, whoa, kid. 20 00:00:56,787 --> 00:00:59,915 No, Jeremy. Please, just do what they say. Please! 21 00:01:00,040 --> 00:01:02,209 Okay. Okay. Yeah. Move! 22 00:01:05,545 --> 00:01:07,005 (COUGHING) 23 00:01:13,053 --> 00:01:14,054 Son of a bitch! 24 00:01:14,179 --> 00:01:17,516 You thought I was going to let you hurt my wife? 25 00:01:17,849 --> 00:01:20,143 Hey! Hey, sir. Your wife! 26 00:01:20,268 --> 00:01:21,311 (GASPING) 27 00:01:21,436 --> 00:01:22,854 What did he do to her? 28 00:01:22,979 --> 00:01:24,022 Nothing. 29 00:01:30,904 --> 00:01:32,114 Tracy! 30 00:02:09,151 --> 00:02:11,111 CAMERON: Twenty-year-old married African-American female. 31 00:02:11,236 --> 00:02:13,572 Couldn't breathe. Anaphylaxis-like throat swelling. 32 00:02:13,697 --> 00:02:15,323 - Children? - You think pregnancy would explain... 33 00:02:15,449 --> 00:02:16,491 Explains the marriage. 34 00:02:16,616 --> 00:02:17,993 Who the hell gets married at 20? 35 00:02:18,118 --> 00:02:19,453 I'm guessing, people in love? 36 00:02:19,578 --> 00:02:21,621 Show me a 20-year-old who's not in love. 37 00:02:21,747 --> 00:02:22,622 You get married at 20, 38 00:02:22,748 --> 00:02:24,833 you're going to be shocked at who you're living with at 30. 39 00:02:24,958 --> 00:02:26,877 CAMERON: It's not allergies. Negative on the skin test. 40 00:02:27,002 --> 00:02:29,004 Four days of antihistamines and steroids. 41 00:02:29,129 --> 00:02:30,422 - Who's he talking to? - What? 42 00:02:30,547 --> 00:02:33,633 It's got an ass. Technically, that makes it a "who." 43 00:02:34,843 --> 00:02:37,304 New nurse in pedes. Wendy something. 44 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:38,972 Swelling just started to go down... 45 00:02:39,097 --> 00:02:40,348 You seen her here before? 46 00:02:40,474 --> 00:02:44,644 A couple times. I tried following her home, but she gave me the slip. 47 00:02:45,228 --> 00:02:46,521 Swelling's... 48 00:02:48,732 --> 00:02:49,733 (LAUGHING) 49 00:02:51,109 --> 00:02:52,778 You think that's funny? 50 00:02:52,903 --> 00:02:55,947 Ask him about the time he sabotaged my cane. 51 00:02:57,240 --> 00:02:58,575 Are you serious? 52 00:02:58,950 --> 00:03:01,578 There was a point to it. Wendy, this is House. 53 00:03:01,703 --> 00:03:06,082 Something about not getting too uppity with normal folks who walk good. 54 00:03:07,751 --> 00:03:10,670 You're everything I'd heard. Nice to meet you. 55 00:03:15,801 --> 00:03:16,802 Why so rude? 56 00:03:16,927 --> 00:03:19,513 You've sprinted through three bad marriages 57 00:03:19,638 --> 00:03:22,808 into an affair with a dying patient. Now a naughty nurse? 58 00:03:22,933 --> 00:03:25,560 How many more failed relationships are we both gonna have to deal with 59 00:03:25,685 --> 00:03:27,312 before you learn to love yourself? 60 00:03:27,437 --> 00:03:28,730 And I mean that in the literal way. 61 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:30,982 It's amazing how you can not only know it's a relationship, 62 00:03:31,107 --> 00:03:36,238 but that it's a bad relationship, based on nothing but nothing. 63 00:03:36,363 --> 00:03:37,697 I know you. 64 00:03:37,823 --> 00:03:39,783 I'm not with her, not even trying. 65 00:03:41,409 --> 00:03:44,079 You're lying to me. That's interesting. 66 00:03:44,204 --> 00:03:46,498 Well, as long as it's interesting. 67 00:03:50,460 --> 00:03:52,671 - Swelling is... - Why is she hanging out here? 68 00:03:52,796 --> 00:03:54,339 Anyone interested in what happened with the swelling? 69 00:03:54,464 --> 00:03:56,424 She's in pedes. That's the next wing over. 70 00:03:56,550 --> 00:03:58,552 If you're wondering if Wilson's dating her, ask Wilson. 71 00:03:58,677 --> 00:04:01,596 Clearly he did, and Wilson denied it. And House doesn't believe it. 72 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:04,933 That's gotta hurt. That's why it pays to have more than one friend, House. 73 00:04:05,058 --> 00:04:06,977 If he's not hitting that, why is she here? 74 00:04:07,102 --> 00:04:10,230 Because I'm hitting that and it's totally hot. 75 00:04:10,605 --> 00:04:12,107 Swelling took four days to resolve. 76 00:04:12,232 --> 00:04:14,192 Patient has unexplained intense abdominal pains. 77 00:04:14,317 --> 00:04:15,986 So explain them. 78 00:04:16,111 --> 00:04:18,238 Wake me when they've done an exploratory laparotomy. 79 00:04:18,363 --> 00:04:20,073 Anybody know her? Know her story? 80 00:04:20,198 --> 00:04:21,700 Up and at 'em. 81 00:04:21,825 --> 00:04:22,951 They did a laparotomy. 82 00:04:23,076 --> 00:04:25,829 Liver, bowel, gall bladder, appendix, all clean. 83 00:04:25,954 --> 00:04:27,706 Belly pain plus throat swelling. 84 00:04:27,831 --> 00:04:31,459 She was in some sort of assault, right? Simple neck trauma. 85 00:04:31,585 --> 00:04:34,087 It says no one touched her neck, and if they did, it would resolve by now. 86 00:04:34,212 --> 00:04:36,006 Didn't need to touch her. Some guy coughed on her, right? 87 00:04:36,131 --> 00:04:38,008 He's in jail and he's completely healthy, 88 00:04:38,133 --> 00:04:41,344 except for the broken head he got from the beating he took. 89 00:04:41,469 --> 00:04:43,638 There's pot on her tox screen. 90 00:04:43,763 --> 00:04:46,349 Salmonella from the pot would explain the stomach pains. 91 00:04:46,474 --> 00:04:48,143 It's a stretch. She'd have a fever. 92 00:04:48,268 --> 00:04:50,854 She's on steroids for the swelling, therefore no fever. 93 00:04:50,979 --> 00:04:52,397 And the smoking explains the throat. 94 00:04:52,522 --> 00:04:54,399 Sorry, take it back. That's a stretch. 95 00:04:54,524 --> 00:04:56,234 Got a better idea? 96 00:04:57,444 --> 00:04:59,070 Then stretch away. 97 00:04:59,195 --> 00:05:02,282 Start her on fluoroquinolone for the salmonella. 98 00:05:11,583 --> 00:05:13,585 I was waiting two hours out there. 99 00:05:14,002 --> 00:05:15,128 Fascinating. 100 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:18,173 Have you considered a career as a memoirist? 101 00:05:18,298 --> 00:05:19,466 Let's see it. 102 00:05:21,384 --> 00:05:22,844 You don't introduce yourself? 103 00:05:22,969 --> 00:05:24,429 Sorry, I thought you were waiting two hours. 104 00:05:24,554 --> 00:05:26,097 Didn't know you wanted to chat. 105 00:05:26,222 --> 00:05:29,059 Hi, I'm Greg. How about that local sports team? 106 00:05:32,520 --> 00:05:34,272 It's not an infection. 107 00:05:34,397 --> 00:05:35,231 How can you tell without... 108 00:05:35,357 --> 00:05:36,524 You want me to touch you? 109 00:05:36,650 --> 00:05:38,693 It's your private place. 110 00:05:38,818 --> 00:05:41,029 You're chewing nicotine gum, which causes dehydration, 111 00:05:41,154 --> 00:05:42,864 which causes wear and tear. 112 00:05:42,989 --> 00:05:45,992 Try a lubricant, or foreplay if you're cheap. 113 00:05:46,534 --> 00:05:48,286 Just take a swab and get it tested, okay? 114 00:05:48,411 --> 00:05:53,375 Sorry, I already met this month's quota of useless tests for stubborn idiots. 115 00:05:56,461 --> 00:05:58,004 You're rude. 116 00:05:58,713 --> 00:06:01,424 Wow. You're like a detective or something. 117 00:06:01,549 --> 00:06:04,636 And you're smart and you're funny. 118 00:06:05,679 --> 00:06:08,431 But you are bitter and you're lonely, 119 00:06:09,057 --> 00:06:13,186 so you treat everyone around like they're idiots, 120 00:06:13,561 --> 00:06:17,315 and you get away with it 'cause of your cane. 121 00:06:18,149 --> 00:06:21,945 Please stop. It's hard to write through the haze of bitter tears. 122 00:06:22,070 --> 00:06:24,280 But you're not actually getting away with it. 123 00:06:24,406 --> 00:06:29,327 Last nurse you made fun of, she probably slipped some crap into your coffee. 124 00:06:29,452 --> 00:06:32,831 Yeah, I asked for decrapinated coffee. 125 00:06:38,336 --> 00:06:42,924 Treat people like jerks, you get treated like a jerk. 126 00:07:04,946 --> 00:07:06,489 Thank you. 127 00:07:06,906 --> 00:07:08,783 Bend over. 128 00:07:11,286 --> 00:07:12,620 - You kidding me? - If you have an infection, 129 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:14,164 you'd have a fever. 130 00:07:14,289 --> 00:07:15,707 But you're chewing nicotine gum, 131 00:07:15,832 --> 00:07:17,208 which messes with the weather in your mouth, 132 00:07:17,333 --> 00:07:19,878 so I need to vacation elsewhere. 133 00:07:29,846 --> 00:07:30,847 (wmcnue) 134 00:07:30,972 --> 00:07:34,517 And wait till I put the thermometer in. 135 00:07:35,810 --> 00:07:37,979 You break it, you bought it. 136 00:07:43,818 --> 00:07:45,904 Leaving early today. 137 00:07:48,406 --> 00:07:51,910 Do you ever get that thing where you're sure you forgot something, 138 00:07:52,035 --> 00:07:54,412 but you can't figure out what? 139 00:07:55,038 --> 00:07:57,749 Guess it can't be that important. 140 00:07:58,166 --> 00:08:01,878 Salmonella is a bacterial infection that you can get from pot plants. 141 00:08:02,003 --> 00:08:03,254 It causes stomach pain. 142 00:08:03,379 --> 00:08:04,214 And my throat? 143 00:08:04,339 --> 00:08:07,258 The thinking is it's an inflammatory reaction to the smoking. 144 00:08:07,383 --> 00:08:09,844 How much would you need to smoke for your throat to go nuts like that? 145 00:08:09,969 --> 00:08:11,346 Most cases, a lot. 146 00:08:11,471 --> 00:08:12,764 We don't smoke a lot. 147 00:08:13,139 --> 00:08:14,516 Let's just start the treatment. 148 00:08:14,641 --> 00:08:16,434 You think we're liars, as well as druggies? 149 00:08:16,559 --> 00:08:18,895 Actually, I'm wondering if you'd mind getting her a cup of ice chips. 150 00:08:19,020 --> 00:08:20,855 You're not gonna get any different answer from her. 151 00:08:20,980 --> 00:08:23,233 No, no. He can stay. 152 00:08:23,358 --> 00:08:26,402 No offense, but this place is scary. I feel better when he's around. 153 00:08:26,528 --> 00:08:27,612 Tracy, I need to talk to you. 154 00:08:27,737 --> 00:08:29,572 We don't do a lot of drugs. 155 00:08:29,697 --> 00:08:32,158 I need to know your answers aren't being pressured. 156 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:36,287 Look, if you think the antibiotics are a good idea, you can give them to me. 157 00:08:36,412 --> 00:08:40,917 Okay. Worst-case scenario, it'll help us rule out a few things. 158 00:08:41,543 --> 00:08:42,794 He's a good guy. 159 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,004 He just has a hard time holding in his emotions. 160 00:08:45,130 --> 00:08:46,673 You don't have to apologize for me. 161 00:08:46,798 --> 00:08:48,550 That mean you're going to do it for yourself? 162 00:08:48,675 --> 00:08:50,593 I got nothing to apologize for. 163 00:08:50,718 --> 00:08:51,678 He's yOUnQ- 164 00:08:53,096 --> 00:08:54,305 Itchy. 165 00:08:57,100 --> 00:08:59,102 HOUSE: Allergic reaction to the fluoroquinolone. 166 00:08:59,227 --> 00:09:00,812 We should switch to a different antibiotic. 167 00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:01,813 Why? 168 00:09:01,938 --> 00:09:03,565 We can't treat the salmonella unless... 169 00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,942 Salmonella? That was a total stretch. 170 00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,861 Oh, man, why does that sound so familiar? 171 00:09:07,986 --> 00:09:09,404 You think it's 'cause I said it an hour ago? 172 00:09:09,529 --> 00:09:12,490 Then it was a dumb thing to say. Now it's smart. 173 00:09:12,615 --> 00:09:14,826 She's got the rash, so we know she's unusually susceptible 174 00:09:14,951 --> 00:09:17,495 to allergic reactions, so that's what brought her in. 175 00:09:17,620 --> 00:09:19,122 Probably the peanut butter in her sandwich. 176 00:09:19,247 --> 00:09:20,582 Stick test was negative for peanuts. 177 00:09:20,707 --> 00:09:23,293 That's because you foolishly tested her while she was lying down. 178 00:09:23,418 --> 00:09:26,504 - Exercise-based anaphylaxis? - I think that requires exercise. 179 00:09:26,629 --> 00:09:28,256 When her throat closed, they'd just got done eating. 180 00:09:28,381 --> 00:09:29,382 Not even competitive eating. 181 00:09:29,507 --> 00:09:32,969 And getting robbed. That always gets my heart rate up. 182 00:09:33,094 --> 00:09:34,554 Give her the same food she ate at the diner 183 00:09:34,679 --> 00:09:35,513 and stick her on the treadmill. 184 00:09:35,638 --> 00:09:39,058 Better yet, put a gun to her head, threaten to rape her. 185 00:09:39,184 --> 00:09:40,685 You don't think I'm going to get a response? 186 00:09:40,810 --> 00:09:42,270 No. 187 00:09:42,395 --> 00:09:43,855 You're on. Fifty bucks. 188 00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,273 I'm not betting on a patient's... 189 00:09:45,398 --> 00:09:48,109 A hundred bucks. If you say so. 190 00:09:56,534 --> 00:09:58,494 Tracy, I'm increasing the speed a little. 191 00:09:58,620 --> 00:10:00,788 My stomach really hurts. 192 00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:05,418 Jeremy, you out there? Talk to... Talk... 193 00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,962 You're doing great. Isn't this enough? 194 00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:10,048 We're not getting any allergic response yet. 195 00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,507 Shut it off. 196 00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,592 We don't complete the test, 197 00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:13,968 my boss will just come down here and do it himself. 198 00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:15,470 You do not want that. 199 00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,513 She's in pain. Look at her. 200 00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,015 I don't want to have to ask you to leave. 201 00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,476 You're gonna ask me to leave? Are you kidding me? This is my wife! 202 00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,645 You guys aren't helping her. You're just hurting her. What? 203 00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,397 You guys have all this equipment here, and you're not doing anything! 204 00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,024 You guys can't even figure out what's... 205 00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,734 (GROANING) 206 00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:30,985 God, it hurts. 207 00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,947 - Where? - In my stomach. And my chest. 208 00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,868 - Oh, God! - It's Foreman. Get me a wheelchair. 209 00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,375 FOREMAN: He's as sick as she is now. 210 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,668 I told you it wouldn't work. 211 00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,169 It worked on the wrong patient. 212 00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:51,005 We could spend all day arguing right or wrong. 213 00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,131 Give me the 100 bucks. 214 00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:53,508 We didn't bet. 215 00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:56,344 We could spend all day arguing whether we bet or not. 216 00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,513 Give me the 100 bucks. 217 00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:03,559 Come on, Foreman, pay up. He won. Or we could just never finish the DDX. 218 00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:09,941 Husband's test showed no Ml, no aortic dissection. It's not his heart. 219 00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:12,568 It's just nonspecific chest and abdominal pain. 220 00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:17,156 So, psychosomatic? Panic attack? 221 00:11:17,365 --> 00:11:20,535 Pain persisted after he got lorazepam and morphine. 222 00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,412 Whose locker is that? 223 00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:23,746 Mine. 224 00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,624 Chest, stomach, throat. 225 00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:29,502 - What does it all mean? - We're in the nurses' locker room. 226 00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:31,129 I know that. 227 00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,800 Oh, that is so annoying. 228 00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:39,053 Wilson's girlfriend's left her stuff in my locker again. 229 00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:41,973 Great. I hadn't committed any felonies yet today. 230 00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:43,766 Relax. You know who they're going to blame. 231 00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,227 House, you want to mess with Wilson, no problem. 232 00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:47,812 But you got no reason to screw around with... 233 00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:48,980 Can we get back to the medicine? 234 00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,023 FOREMAN: Okay. 235 00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,859 Why assume one disease? His chest, her throat. 236 00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:56,237 So it's just a coincidence that they've both got crippling stomach pains? 237 00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:59,574 Wow, they really are a great couple. So much in common. 238 00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:03,161 One blue shoe. What do you think that means? 239 00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:06,289 It means you're insane. Wilson's not dating her. 240 00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,415 You feeling luckier? 241 00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,875 It doesn't matter what I answer. 242 00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,251 Two hundred it is. 243 00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:14,088 If they're married and caught the same disease, then it means they... 244 00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:18,801 Brochure to a jazz festival in the Poconos this weekend. 245 00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:22,138 Wilson likes jazz. Foreman, pay the man. 246 00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:26,684 Four, five, six novels, no music. What does that mean? 247 00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:27,852 She's literate. 248 00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:30,605 It means she spends her leisure time reading, not listening. 249 00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:33,983 She'd only want to go and watch jazz if the other person wanted to go. 250 00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:37,278 She has a martyr complex, issues of inferiority. 251 00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:38,988 Married couple, same disease. 252 00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,532 They either got it from each other or in the same place. 253 00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:43,785 Infectious or environmental? 254 00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:47,622 What we have to do is check out parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi, 255 00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:52,210 prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals. Or it's Internet porn-related. 256 00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:55,755 I'll check the Internet. You guys cover the rest of the stuff. 257 00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:03,679 If they can live here without killing each other, they must really be in love. 258 00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,264 It's tiny. 259 00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:08,184 How come it's taking you so long to search it? 260 00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,355 Box of condoms in his jacket. 261 00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,065 I know you're poor now, but buy your own. 262 00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,025 She's on the pill. 263 00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:18,277 Why would he need condoms? 264 00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,863 No, no, no. Put that back. 265 00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:21,948 Why? 266 00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,659 We show that to House, he'll just call the guy a cheating bastard. 267 00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:25,910 Look how he is with Wilson. 268 00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:28,121 He'd be right. Could be an STD. 269 00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:31,749 One that doesn't give them any symptoms in their sexual organs? 270 00:13:31,874 --> 00:13:34,419 - They never mentioned anything. - Maybe they're embarrassed. 271 00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,545 What else could it be? 272 00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:38,589 You think they just like the sexy feel of latex against their genitals? 273 00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:42,051 Maybe the wife just wants to be extra-cautious. 274 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:43,886 - Come on. You really believe that? - Yeah. 275 00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:47,890 Good. Then I'm sure you'll have no problem convincing House. 276 00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:52,270 That cheating bastard! 277 00:13:52,395 --> 00:13:53,729 He loves her. 278 00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:57,066 Right, I bet he told you that she's the love of his life. 279 00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,860 People lie. I get it. 280 00:13:58,985 --> 00:14:02,572 But they don't go up against two armed gunmen to save someone unless they... 281 00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:07,910 There's a reason that we don't let kids vote or drink or work in salt mines. 282 00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,704 They're idiots. 283 00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,873 Twenty-year-olds fall in and out of love more often 284 00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,208 than they change their oil filters, 285 00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,460 which they should do more often. 286 00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,753 Sorry. Ridiculous of me to draw a conclusion 287 00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,922 based on actually observing them. 288 00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,550 I should have just depended on your misanthropic view of human nature. 289 00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:24,635 Gonorrhea explains all their symptoms. 290 00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,846 Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome for her belly pain, 291 00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,974 costochondritis and bladder infection for his chest and abdominal pain. 292 00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:30,975 Good. 293 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:35,521 Now go rub their lying, cheating privates with a cotton swab. 294 00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,153 Why would you want to look at our... 295 00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:45,031 Is this because of the condoms? 296 00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:48,576 You found them in his jacket, figured he was hiding something from me. 297 00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:51,496 I thought I was pregnant last month. It kind of freaked me out. 298 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:53,873 I'm way too young to have kids. 299 00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,125 So you just wanted to be extra-cautious? 300 00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,587 Wish one of us had figured that out, stuck to his guns. 301 00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:00,838 We've still gotta check you both. 302 00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,840 She's the only girlfriend I've ever had. 303 00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,425 - She's the love of... - Please don't say it. 304 00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,801 I can't say I love my wife? 305 00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:06,969 We're still going to test you. 306 00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:08,429 What is it? I'm white? 307 00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:09,972 Yeah, that's it. 308 00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:12,892 Jer, I wish you would stop it. You're really embarrassing. 309 00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,770 Everybody thinks they're so liberal, but I see how they look at us. 310 00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:18,356 White and black, especially black. 311 00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,192 I'm sorry, Trace, but it's true. 312 00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:23,277 Great. Prove us all wrong. 313 00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:26,697 Stupid... 314 00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,951 No scarring, no purulent discharge, and the NAATs were negative. 315 00:15:30,076 --> 00:15:32,078 - They don't have an STD. - (LOUDLY) What's that you say? 316 00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:34,413 You've got a problem with interracial couples? 317 00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:35,915 Thank you, Chase. No! 318 00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,792 Have any of your shorties ever been whities? 319 00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,962 I'm not sure I understand your ghetto slang, Dr. House. 320 00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:42,964 How many black women have you dated, by the way? 321 00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:47,218 I don't care about color, as long as they can help me breed a superior race. 322 00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:50,763 Yeah, my exes have usually been black. So what? 323 00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,975 It's not a racial thing. It's cultural. I have more in common with them. 324 00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,687 Like I assume you only date emotionally stunted bigots. 325 00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:02,108 Sorry, you're right. That kind of prejudice is totally fine. 326 00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:05,570 The abdominal pain's getting worse. We've had to up their morphine twice. 327 00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:06,904 Take the wife off the steroids. 328 00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,656 She spikes a fever, we'll know it's an infection. 329 00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:11,158 She doesn't, it's environmental. 330 00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,294 He got off easy. I almost gave him a colonoscopy. 331 00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,838 That was one of the stupidest things you have ever done, 332 00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:26,257 and there is heavy competition for... 333 00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:27,800 What are you doing? 334 00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:30,052 You only ate half your breakfast. 335 00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,013 Feeling a little sick this morning? 336 00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:34,181 I'm not pregnant. They burnt my omelet. 337 00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,683 You need to apologize to this guy. 338 00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,268 I am a man of principle. 339 00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:40,271 I don't care how much time and money it costs you to defend me. 340 00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:41,439 He wants to kill you. 341 00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:44,984 No empty coffee cups. Off the caffeine. Good for baby. 342 00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:48,237 Cups are in the other wastebasket. Baby's in your mind. 343 00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:50,698 You can berate patients all you want. 344 00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:54,201 Shoving objects into their rectums is assault. 345 00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,162 Pay attention to me. 346 00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,373 Sorry, that would make it harder to ignore you. 347 00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:02,710 Can't ignore that rapidly expanding first-trimester ass, though. 348 00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,379 Sometimes an ass is just an ass. 349 00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:11,052 You are not always right, House. Apologize to the guy. 350 00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,027 - What are you doing here? - Stay away from my son. 351 00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,112 How did you find us? 352 00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,990 Stay away from that girl. 353 00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,742 (SCREAMING) 354 00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:41,374 Please! Please! Please! You leave him alone! 355 00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,459 - What happened? - She's dreaming. She started yelling. 356 00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,170 - You're breaking Jeremy's arm. Please! - No one's hurting him. 357 00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:49,590 Baby, it's me. It's Jeremy. Tracy, Tracy. 358 00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:55,471 She's okay. Baby, it was just a bad dream. Everything's okay. 359 00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,849 Tracy. Tracy? 360 00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,653 It was an acute delirium. 361 00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:13,948 Well, she's talking, right? I mean, she's coming out of it. 362 00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:16,992 No, she's not really talking, just making sounds. 363 00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:18,619 Okay. When's she gonna come out? 364 00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:22,248 Jeremy, she's in a coma. 365 00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:32,049 So her vitals are pretty stable, 366 00:18:32,174 --> 00:18:34,927 but her response to stimuli is getting weaker, 367 00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:36,762 which means the coma's getting worse. 368 00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:39,306 Her brain is slowly shutting down. 369 00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,016 Can I see her? 370 00:18:41,142 --> 00:18:44,353 We're getting some more images to check for masses or infections. 371 00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:46,313 (GROANING) 372 00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,399 I'll increase your morphine. 373 00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,693 Her hallucination. 374 00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:55,781 If you knew what it was, would that make any difference? 375 00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:58,242 Medically, I mean. 376 00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,827 Not usually. 377 00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:02,455 Some cases, the form of a hallucination can tell us 378 00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,166 what part of the brain is being hit. 379 00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,168 I think it was about my dad. 380 00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:10,087 Your dad was breaking your arm? 381 00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:15,926 He was a drunk, pill-popping racist. 382 00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,889 He caught me sneaking into her house when we were 13. 383 00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:22,057 She lived next door. 384 00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,312 He broke my arm and threatened her. 385 00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,482 We ran off when we were 16. 386 00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,359 You still in touch with him? 387 00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,613 He killed himself a couple years ago. 388 00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:43,287 Oh, it's not medical. I just thought blacks were the racist ones. 389 00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,421 Some generalized edema throughout, 390 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:56,133 and areas of increased signal here, here, here and here. 391 00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:58,552 Damn, all over her brain stem. 392 00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:01,514 Could be plaques, maybe hyperdensities from the edema. 393 00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,224 Or tumors or anything. 394 00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:07,061 We add brain involvement to the chest, stomach, throat, what do we got? 395 00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:09,146 Didn't spike a fever when we took her off the steroids, 396 00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:11,148 - so it's not an infection. - Leaving environmental. 397 00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:12,191 What flavor? 398 00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,567 Environmental doesn't make sense, either. 399 00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:15,402 If it was a toxin, we'd see it in their livers. 400 00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,279 None of the neighbors are sick, no coworkers. 401 00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:18,447 They both got it. 402 00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:21,408 That means infection or environmental, and since it's not an infection... 403 00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,828 What if they didn't both get it? 404 00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:26,956 Maybe we got our basic assumption wrong and it's two different diseases. 405 00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:30,376 Maybe we didn't and it's sarcoidosis. 406 00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,003 Sarcoidosis isn't infectious or environmental. 407 00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,923 Tell that to the clusters of sarcoidosis cases. 408 00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,093 Firefighters and residents of pine tar forests? 409 00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:42,221 I did see these two putting out that blaze in the Pine Barrens. 410 00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:45,182 If sarcoidosis has two environmental causes, 411 00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:47,017 it has environmental causes. 412 00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:50,688 We just don't know all of them yet. Husband's chest. 413 00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,817 He has slightly enlarged hilar lymph nodes. 414 00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:58,028 Sarcoidosis explains almost all of their symptoms, 415 00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,114 including her getting worse off the steroids. 416 00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,991 Doesn't explain his throat swelling. 417 00:21:02,116 --> 00:21:03,158 That's what "almost" means. 418 00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:05,786 90% of sarcoidosis cases have lung scarring. 419 00:21:05,911 --> 00:21:08,038 - Oh, 90? - Oh, "almost"? 420 00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:11,083 Fine. 421 00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,461 Consult a specialist. 422 00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,599 If this is more dating advice... 423 00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,101 Love to gossip, but I got work to do. 424 00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,062 Is this sarcoidosis? 425 00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:36,734 It's pretty nonspecific. 426 00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:41,113 It could be granulomas, could be plaques. What's this? 427 00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:45,034 Oh! Oh! You stole Wendy's personnel file? 428 00:21:45,159 --> 00:21:48,829 In a way, aren't we all guilty of bribing the janitor 429 00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,831 to take her file and give it to me? 430 00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,208 Yes, I take my share of the blame, but society's... 431 00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,919 First of all, I'm not dating her. 432 00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:57,338 She is so wrong for you. 433 00:21:57,463 --> 00:22:01,467 You know she filed a form so the hospital would take extra withholding? 434 00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:03,928 - Who does that? - She's much too cautious for me. 435 00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,388 Point taken. I'll start dating her 436 00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:09,266 so I can break up with her and start dating a stripper. 437 00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:12,436 You're a miserable jerk who can't stand to be alone. 438 00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:15,522 I didn't try to break up your marriages. You did that yourself. 439 00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:18,984 My marriages were so crappy, I was spending all my time with you. 440 00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:21,195 Your real fear is me having a good relationship. 441 00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,447 Yes, it keeps me up at night. 442 00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:26,367 That and the Loch Noss monster, global warming, evolution 443 00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:28,661 and other fictional concepts. 444 00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:33,207 Although, big romantic weekend in the Poconos could change everything. 445 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:38,253 You don't... No. 446 00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,591 I don't think it's sarcoidosis. 447 00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:49,056 He says it's sarcoidosis. 448 00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,808 Start them both on methotrexate. 449 00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:51,809 And if you're wrong? 450 00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:56,563 If Wilson's wrong, we'll biopsy her just to be sure. 451 00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,107 Her brain stem? 452 00:22:58,232 --> 00:23:00,359 Brain damage is not only possible, it's likely. 453 00:23:00,484 --> 00:23:04,905 Good point. Let's biopsy something safer, like her shoes. 454 00:23:07,032 --> 00:23:10,953 The husband. He'd have to give consent. He can't right now. 455 00:23:11,078 --> 00:23:12,955 Why? Does this guy write with his stomach? 456 00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,748 He has a conflict of interest. 457 00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:17,668 It's not his brain we're cutting open, but he still gets all the benefit. 458 00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,378 He'd do it just to save himself. 459 00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:20,546 Or save her. 460 00:23:20,671 --> 00:23:22,047 She's the love of his life, remember? 461 00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:23,340 He never said that. 462 00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:26,593 She needs a guardian ad litem. I can't let you do this. 463 00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:29,304 Well, how are you going to stop me? Call Cuddy? 464 00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,681 Cameron's right. There's a conflict. 465 00:23:30,806 --> 00:23:32,224 No, there isn't. 466 00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:35,019 Not unless one of them wants to die a horrible, painful death. 467 00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,520 I'm sure the guardian will figure that out. 468 00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,313 In a couple days. 469 00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:41,108 Will the guardian convince the disease to hold off eating her brain 470 00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,485 until we can get the legalities worked out? 471 00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,363 I just don't want some plaintiff's lawyer owning my hospital. 472 00:23:46,488 --> 00:23:48,198 Legalities help. 473 00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,451 Speaking of which, did you get your thermometer back yet? 474 00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:54,038 We had a nice chat. Did you know he's a Rotarian? 475 00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:57,374 Listen, she'll die without the biopsy. 476 00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:02,087 I need to cover the hospital's ass. You're too biased. 477 00:24:02,212 --> 00:24:04,882 I send you in there, you'll steamroll over him. 478 00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:07,801 Something goes wrong, he'll sue us for not disclosing the risks. 479 00:24:07,926 --> 00:24:09,636 Then have Wilson talk to the husband. 480 00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:13,182 Wilson kills people left and right. No one ever sues him. 481 00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:16,602 Fine, but only if you apologize to the clinic guy. 482 00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:19,146 No. Probably better to just let that couple die. 483 00:24:19,271 --> 00:24:22,107 I don't care if you mean it. Just do it. 484 00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:28,197 Unfortunately, we don't see any way around a biopsy. 485 00:24:28,322 --> 00:24:30,949 We'll do all we can to minimize any damage. 486 00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:32,117 No. 487 00:24:32,242 --> 00:24:34,828 The methotrexate isn't showing any effects yet. 488 00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:35,829 You could both be... 489 00:24:35,954 --> 00:24:37,790 She's brilliant. 490 00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:41,293 All A's in college while working full-time. 491 00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:42,836 I can't do that to her. 492 00:24:42,961 --> 00:24:45,964 And if you both die, you think she'd want that? 493 00:24:48,926 --> 00:24:50,302 Do it on me instead. 494 00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,679 - It's not in your brain. - It will be. 495 00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:55,682 It's the same disease, right? Do it then. 496 00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:58,977 She could die before you show the symptoms. 497 00:24:59,103 --> 00:25:01,063 Then stop treating me. 498 00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,860 Great job. Why didn't you just shoot him in the head? 499 00:25:06,985 --> 00:25:07,861 Hold on. That gives me an idea. 500 00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,405 You know what could save this couple? Lots of misdirected sarcasm. 501 00:25:10,531 --> 00:25:13,200 They're dead! Yelling at you might prevent you from screwing up... 502 00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:14,576 I didn't screw up. I did my job. 503 00:25:14,701 --> 00:25:16,161 Your job was to get me the biopsy. 504 00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,038 No, it was to present the patient with his options. 505 00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:19,915 Two options, biopsy or no biopsy. 506 00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,668 He chose a third, no treatment. How do you even do that? 507 00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:25,462 Remember when you used to just weave elaborate conspiracy theories 508 00:25:25,587 --> 00:25:26,880 about my love life? 509 00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:29,341 Those were such good times. 510 00:25:32,511 --> 00:25:33,929 How much morphine is the husband on? 511 00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:37,474 We can't increase it any more. His respirations are depressed. 512 00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:40,602 Increase it? Drugs cloud people's judgment. 513 00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:42,896 Cold-turkey the sucker. 514 00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:45,107 No. 515 00:25:46,525 --> 00:25:48,110 Good point. 516 00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:00,873 Did I ask you guys to follow me? 517 00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,250 No, which made us nervous. 518 00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,003 He'll catch on if he notices he's off the morphine drip. 519 00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:08,964 Shoot him up with one of these puppies instead. 520 00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,090 No! 521 00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,675 You do understand it's not really a puppy. 522 00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:13,010 It's naloxone. 523 00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:16,263 An opiate blocker? He'll feel like he's swallowing a bonfire. 524 00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:17,973 That's pretty unethical, even for you. 525 00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,058 How is that unethical? It'll lead to a diagnosis. 526 00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:21,685 It's leading to the torture of the husband 527 00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:23,979 on the off-chance he'll allow a procedure on another person. 528 00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,148 Which will lead to a diagnosis. Didn't I just say that? 529 00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:27,149 Give it up. 530 00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:29,985 Foreman and Cameron are too ethical, and I'm too scared of getting sued. 531 00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,530 Fine. Now, I'm just going to find someplace safe to hide this 532 00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:34,990 so I won't be tempted to use it. 533 00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,326 You're not doing it, either. 534 00:26:37,451 --> 00:26:39,203 What, are you going to run for it? 535 00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:46,418 If they die now, they'll never be able to grow old and tired of each other. 536 00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,511 We can't baby-sit House all day. 537 00:26:56,637 --> 00:26:59,139 Tell Cuddy to put a nurse by his room. 538 00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:01,225 Damn it! 539 00:27:03,894 --> 00:27:05,938 Atropine? What happened to... 540 00:27:08,106 --> 00:27:12,027 He knew we'd stop him. He stuck both of them in his pocket. 541 00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:15,030 That's actually pretty clever. 542 00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:19,868 Guess I can't use that trick again, huh? 543 00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:22,579 My stomach! 544 00:27:24,498 --> 00:27:28,126 It was a pretty smart plan, Jerry, but I'm onto you. 545 00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:30,671 There's only one good reason to kill the biopsy. 546 00:27:30,796 --> 00:27:33,882 You poisoned your wife, and you don't want the coppers to get wise. 547 00:27:34,007 --> 00:27:34,841 No! 548 00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:37,177 Oh, all right. Then you're just a moron. 549 00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:38,679 Biopsy me! 550 00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:41,932 Only if this thing hits your brain, you moron. 551 00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:44,184 And I can't stress that "moron" part enough. 552 00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:45,477 You're killing your wife. 553 00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,854 She is the love of my life. 554 00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:51,525 Careful. When she's dead and you're on wife number two, 555 00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:53,986 you're gonna feel real guilty about saying that. 556 00:27:54,111 --> 00:27:57,114 Feel that? Get used to it. 557 00:27:57,239 --> 00:27:58,240 Pain's going to get a lot worse. 558 00:27:58,365 --> 00:27:59,658 No, it won't. 559 00:27:59,783 --> 00:28:02,661 Morphine just isn't working right now for some reason. 560 00:28:02,786 --> 00:28:06,123 I'm putting you on a tranquilizer in the meantime. It'll work again soon. 561 00:28:06,248 --> 00:28:07,207 Want to bet? 562 00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:09,543 I don't care about the pain. 563 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,837 I need to be in pain, because I have to get worse. 564 00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:14,131 It means you can do the biopsy on me. 565 00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:17,342 Dude, she's in a coma. Who are you trying to impress? 566 00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:19,094 I'd die for her. 567 00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:25,642 Give up. Or are we going to wait for him to get all grown up and cynical? 568 00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:31,565 I was just going to call you. 569 00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:34,318 I need a court order to biopsy this woman's brain. 570 00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:36,278 Speaking of litigation... 571 00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:41,533 Michael Tritter, you know Dr. House. 572 00:28:43,452 --> 00:28:45,370 You guys can talk here. 573 00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:51,043 I don't want to sue you. 574 00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:52,044 Good. 575 00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:54,463 I want to beat the crap out of you. 576 00:28:54,588 --> 00:28:57,090 - Less good. - And I'll tell you why. 577 00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:00,594 You're a bully, 578 00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,848 and bullies, they don't back down 579 00:29:04,973 --> 00:29:08,101 until they run into someone stronger and meaner. 580 00:29:08,352 --> 00:29:10,437 But you'll accept an apology? 581 00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:11,688 Yes. 582 00:29:11,813 --> 00:29:14,274 Not really a recipe for sincerity. 583 00:29:14,608 --> 00:29:16,234 I'm not looking for sincerity. 584 00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,195 I'm looking for humiliation, 585 00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,238 something that will make you think twice 586 00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:23,075 before you treat the next patient like crap. 587 00:29:23,742 --> 00:29:26,036 Here's what's going to happen. 588 00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:27,204 You go brag to your friends 589 00:29:27,329 --> 00:29:29,998 about how you made the big, nasty doctor poop in his pants. 590 00:29:30,123 --> 00:29:33,585 I get Cuddy off my back by telling her that I humiliated myself. 591 00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:36,922 Here's the catch. We're both going to be lying. 592 00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,092 I'm not apologizing. 593 00:29:41,051 --> 00:29:44,137 If anything, you deserved a bigger thermometer. 594 00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,231 - What's wrong? - Jeremy's worse. 595 00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:55,899 And that's what's right. 596 00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:58,819 Cut the stubborn jerk's head open and take a slice. 597 00:29:58,944 --> 00:29:59,986 It's not his brain. 598 00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:02,781 Lactic acid's up to 39. His intestines are rotting. 599 00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:04,491 This isn't sarcoidosis. 600 00:30:04,616 --> 00:30:06,618 Then he'll get his wish. 601 00:30:08,161 --> 00:30:12,082 He's dying, just not in a way that's going to help his wife. 602 00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:17,170 Coma's worse. She's losing response to stimuli. 603 00:30:17,295 --> 00:30:19,423 He's vomiting blood and his lactic acid's 45. 604 00:30:19,548 --> 00:30:21,591 - He's got to have ischemic bowel. - So what? 605 00:30:21,716 --> 00:30:25,011 Well, let's see. Lack of blood flow's causing his guts to die, 606 00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:26,263 which will cause him to die, 607 00:30:26,388 --> 00:30:29,015 unless we cut out a few feet of small intestine and reattach the ends. 608 00:30:29,141 --> 00:30:30,308 I don't know, seems worth a mention. 609 00:30:30,434 --> 00:30:32,310 Why does he have it? What does it tell us? 610 00:30:32,436 --> 00:30:33,603 Small-cell vasculitis? 611 00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:35,147 Good. Now let's hear it again, 612 00:30:35,272 --> 00:30:37,691 but this time with a more environmental or infectious feeling. 613 00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:41,445 Or, like I said before, it might not be environmental or infectious. 614 00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:43,405 He has vasculitis, she has porphyria. 615 00:30:43,530 --> 00:30:46,032 Belly pain plus hallucination, classic symptoms. 616 00:30:46,158 --> 00:30:48,285 It could even cause a coma. 617 00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:52,205 Fine. Start her on hematin for porphyria. 618 00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:53,415 What about him? 619 00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,917 Take out the dead bowel. It's all we can do. 620 00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:58,253 And biopsy it. If Foreman's right, it might save him. 621 00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:01,506 If Foreman's wrong, the dead bowel might save both of them. 622 00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,804 Bowel's not dead. 623 00:31:07,929 --> 00:31:12,225 Unless he's been tossing down frosty cans of lactic acid, bowel is dead. 624 00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,060 What we're looking for is a reason it's dead. 625 00:31:14,186 --> 00:31:15,437 Bowel's not dead. 626 00:31:15,562 --> 00:31:19,941 Just general swelling and edema. High lactate was probably from stress. 627 00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:22,944 We just sliced him open from chest to pubic bone for nothing. 628 00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,115 Nothing's something. 629 00:31:27,991 --> 00:31:31,161 Forget the ischemia. Add the edema and swelling. 630 00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:32,662 Probably from cutting him open. 631 00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,789 Probably, not definitely. 632 00:31:34,915 --> 00:31:36,166 Okay, back to the beginning. 633 00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,085 What did we talk about? Anything. I want to hear it all again. 634 00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:41,338 Allergies. Doesn't fit at all now. 635 00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:43,798 CHASE: STDs. Maybe we got the wrong one. 636 00:31:43,924 --> 00:31:44,883 What about syphilis? 637 00:31:45,008 --> 00:31:46,718 - Neurological symptoms. - He wasn't cheating on her. 638 00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:50,138 Yeah, love of his life. Don't you have to wait till he's dead 639 00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,389 before you make that determination? 640 00:31:51,515 --> 00:31:53,183 She's his only girlfriend ever. 641 00:31:53,308 --> 00:31:56,937 They grew up next door, ran off together as teenagers. 642 00:31:57,062 --> 00:31:59,856 Sarcoidosis. We only ruled it out because we thought he had ischemic... 643 00:31:59,981 --> 00:32:01,650 - Why did they run off? - What difference does... 644 00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,693 Kids talk about running off. How many do it? 645 00:32:03,818 --> 00:32:04,819 What was the reason? 646 00:32:04,945 --> 00:32:07,822 They were trying to escape his evil, pill-popping, racist dad. 647 00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:10,075 You would've liked him. We should do another... 648 00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,868 How do you know the dad was racist? 649 00:32:11,993 --> 00:32:15,121 He beat up his son for dating a black girl. I extrapolated from that. 650 00:32:15,247 --> 00:32:17,165 You see racism everywhere. 651 00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,085 Maybe he just didn't like this black girl. 652 00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,212 It's not sarcoid. We would have seen granulomas in his... 653 00:32:22,337 --> 00:32:23,964 She has pretty eyes. 654 00:32:27,717 --> 00:32:31,721 Forget infectious. Forget environmental. 655 00:32:31,846 --> 00:32:35,934 Defective DNA is keeping them from making a critical protein, 656 00:32:36,059 --> 00:32:38,270 hence the fluid build-up. 657 00:32:38,395 --> 00:32:40,605 Hits the throat, stomach, chest and brain. 658 00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,148 Angioedema? 659 00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:46,111 Hereditary angioedema. Symptoms fit perfectly. 660 00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:50,073 It's an incredibly rare disease. They both would have to have a parent... 661 00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:53,493 Is it a coincidence that your sister has great hair, 662 00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:56,871 or that these two have green eyes? 663 00:32:58,373 --> 00:33:01,751 You're not saying... They're not brother and sister. 664 00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:05,714 God, no. That would be sick. 665 00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:09,509 Half brother and sister. Different moms. 666 00:33:10,302 --> 00:33:12,846 Dad must have had an affair with her mom. 667 00:33:13,638 --> 00:33:15,599 That's why he flipped out when the kids started dating. 668 00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,434 He had it himself. Probably why the pills. 669 00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:18,727 We won't know for sure... 670 00:33:18,852 --> 00:33:22,355 Testing for HAE or paternity is going to take a day. 671 00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,234 She doesn't have a day. Start treating and see what happens. 672 00:33:34,117 --> 00:33:35,035 Any change? 673 00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,787 Her response to stimuli is still just as weak. 674 00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,248 I almost hope she stays in a coma. 675 00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,833 That's sweet, Cameron. 676 00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,918 I'd like to avoid shattering both of their lives. 677 00:33:44,044 --> 00:33:46,212 You don't think dying will do that? 678 00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:49,341 (BEEPING) 679 00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:55,138 It's just her oximeter. 680 00:33:59,934 --> 00:34:01,394 Tracy. 681 00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,480 Tracy. 682 00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,026 She's awake. 683 00:34:12,656 --> 00:34:16,701 Oh, God, baby. It's gonna be okay. 684 00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:24,167 Awesome. Can I tell them? 685 00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,503 We've obviously got to let them know what's wrong. 686 00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:30,840 But the cause, the brother-sister thing... 687 00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:35,387 Good plan. We just gotta keep them away from doctors, the Internet 688 00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:37,806 and anyone who's not a total moron. 689 00:34:38,223 --> 00:34:39,140 Tell them. 690 00:34:39,265 --> 00:34:42,394 Yesterday he was willing to die to save her. 691 00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:44,145 We've gotta give him time to recover. 692 00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:46,690 He might be a little vexed that you kept letting him 693 00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:48,983 hump his sister in the meantime. 694 00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:50,610 Tell them. 695 00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:53,988 Look, unless their dad was also the product of an incestuous union, 696 00:34:54,114 --> 00:34:56,741 the chances of serious complications are minimal. 697 00:34:56,866 --> 00:35:01,496 Noble of you to take that risk. Tell them, or I will. 698 00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:06,918 So we just need to take these pills? 699 00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:08,420 Twice a day. 700 00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:11,756 Angioedema is very treatable. You'll be fine. 701 00:35:11,965 --> 00:35:15,135 So, what? We, like, caught this from each other? 702 00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:18,680 No, it's a condition you've both always had. 703 00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:22,726 The onset of symptoms are sometimes caused by stress or trauma. 704 00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:23,893 The incident at the diner. 705 00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,104 So we got it as kids? 706 00:35:26,229 --> 00:35:30,900 It's a genetic disease. It's not... 707 00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:37,115 There's no good reason two unrelated people would get it. 708 00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:42,287 We think you guys should take a DNA test. 709 00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,958 How can we be related? 710 00:35:51,171 --> 00:35:53,006 We think you have the same dad. 711 00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,552 We won't know for sure until we do the test. 712 00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,345 Oh, God! 713 00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:08,438 Your father. 714 00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:10,482 No. No, this can't be true. 715 00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:13,693 Yeah. Yeah, Jar, I'm lighter. 716 00:36:13,818 --> 00:36:15,737 You know, I'm lighter than both my parents. 717 00:36:15,862 --> 00:36:20,366 And our eyes. Everyone always talks about how we have the same eyes. 718 00:36:20,492 --> 00:36:22,952 You're not really siblings. 719 00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,208 We have the same father! 720 00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,045 You didn't fight in the backseat on car trips. 721 00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:34,214 You didn't change each other's diapers. 722 00:36:34,339 --> 00:36:38,259 You guys just met and fell in love. 723 00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:44,891 The way you feel, that hasn't changed. 724 00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:17,257 Hey, Foreman, can you wear the beeper for a couple of hours this weekend? 725 00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:18,675 What? 726 00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,468 We just destroyed two people's lives. 727 00:37:20,593 --> 00:37:22,303 So I'm not allowed to run errands anymore? 728 00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:24,055 I'd like to see some sign that it affects you, 729 00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,391 or that you recognize it affects other people. 730 00:37:26,516 --> 00:37:28,059 So are you going to wear the beeper or not? 731 00:37:28,184 --> 00:37:29,853 Sorry, I can't. 732 00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:33,439 You just want to punish me. 733 00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,900 I'm busy. 734 00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:37,277 With what? 735 00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:40,363 Going out of town. 736 00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,117 Where are you going? 737 00:37:46,244 --> 00:37:51,124 Foreman, you're not missing a blue shoe, are you? 738 00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:57,422 Come... 739 00:37:57,964 --> 00:38:00,884 You can't bet when you know the answer beforehand. 740 00:38:01,009 --> 00:38:03,553 We could spend all day arguing whether you can bet 741 00:38:03,678 --> 00:38:05,054 when you know the answer beforehand. 742 00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:07,181 Give me the 200 bucks. 743 00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,698 What? 744 00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:30,288 - Hey- - Hey- 745 00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:42,717 You Okay? 746 00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:46,262 I was just wondering, do you really like jazz? 747 00:38:46,387 --> 00:38:48,056 I love it. 748 00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:49,891 Are you lYi"9? 749 00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:52,685 I'm lyirl9- 750 00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:58,524 I want to spend time with you. 751 00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:00,610 Is that so terrible? 752 00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:02,820 No. 753 00:39:07,325 --> 00:39:11,663 Maybe we shouldn't walk out together. If people see us leaving... 754 00:39:11,788 --> 00:39:14,540 Everybody's got to find out sometime. 755 00:39:20,755 --> 00:39:23,299 Let me just meet you at your place. 756 00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:36,354 She got her own room. 757 00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:42,902 She just needs some time alone. 758 00:39:49,534 --> 00:39:51,953 Do you want me to hang out here a bit? 759 00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:27,507 If you've come to return the thermometer, don't bother. 760 00:41:27,632 --> 00:41:28,674 I've moved on. 761 00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:33,137 If you'd actually read my chart, you'd have known that I'm a cop. 762 00:41:34,263 --> 00:41:37,475 You were going 40 in a 25 zone. 763 00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,560 Oh, come on. 764 00:41:40,269 --> 00:41:43,147 This isn't because I was speeding, this is because I'm Latino. 765 00:41:43,272 --> 00:41:45,483 License, registration, proof of insurance. 766 00:41:45,608 --> 00:41:49,153 Sorry, cool jacket. Only pockets for important stuff. 767 00:41:49,278 --> 00:41:50,905 That's a shame. 768 00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,075 A 50 buck ticket? 769 00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,327 Is that your way of beating me up, 770 00:41:56,452 --> 00:41:58,412 or is that just the price for sticking something in you? 771 00:41:58,538 --> 00:42:01,290 You took a pill while you were examining a patient. 772 00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:04,252 That's serious addictive behavior. 773 00:42:06,504 --> 00:42:09,590 I'm betting that you're holding right now. 774 00:42:11,592 --> 00:42:13,761 I wasn't weaving. I'm not drunk. 775 00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:16,889 - You've got no reason to... - Pupils dilated. 776 00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:19,725 Appear to be under the influence of a narcotic. 777 00:42:19,851 --> 00:42:23,896 Would you mind turning around, please, and putting your hands behind your head? 778 00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:27,275 Does that polite crap ever work on people? 779 00:42:29,152 --> 00:42:35,241 Most people realize there's only one answer. 780 00:42:42,456 --> 00:42:43,666 You got a prescription? 781 00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:46,085 I'm a cripple who works in a hospital. 782 00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:48,045 You don't think I can get a valid prescription? 783 00:42:48,171 --> 00:42:49,964 Arrogant son of a bitch like you? 784 00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,592 I'm going to bet you didn't bother. 785 00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:59,348 You are under arrest for possession of narcotics. 786 00:42:59,473 --> 00:43:01,642 You have the right to remain silent, 787 00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:05,354 which you should take advantage of for once in your life. 788 00:43:05,479 --> 00:43:06,856 If you give up the right to remain silent, 789 00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:10,443 anything you say can and will be used against you...