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Here you go.
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That fried crap
will kill you. See?
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(BELL JINGLING)
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WAITRESS: Good night.
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Time to make the donuts.
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- Hands in the air! Right now!
- Get them up!
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Move out here. Get up!
Move out here! Let's go!
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- Move it.
- Put them up!
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Purses and wallets
on the counter, right now.
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Yo! Your watches, your jewelry!
Take it all off!
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- Yeah, all right.
- Keep the girl. Keep the girl.
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Yeah.
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We're moving to
the back room. Let's go!
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- Go! Let's go!
- Move it!
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Go on! Not you.
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Hey! Hey, wait a minute.
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She's staying right here.
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You're not going to do this.
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Whoa, whoa, kid.
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No, Jeremy. Please, just do
what they say. Please!
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Okay. Okay.
Yeah. Move!
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(COUGHING)
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Son of a bitch!
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You thought I was
going to let you hurt my wife?
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Hey! Hey, sir. Your wife!
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(GASPING)
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What did he do to her?
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Nothing.
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Tracy!
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CAMERON: Twenty-year-old married
African-American female.
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Couldn't breathe.
Anaphylaxis-like throat swelling.
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- Children?
- You think pregnancy would explain...
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Explains the marriage.
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Who the hell
gets married at 20?
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I'm guessing,
people in love?
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Show me a 20-year-old
who's not in love.
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You get married at 20,
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you're going to be shocked
at who you're living with at 30.
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CAMERON: It's not allergies.
Negative on the skin test.
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Four days of antihistamines
and steroids.
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- Who's he talking to?
- What?
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It's got an ass.
Technically, that makes it a "who."
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New nurse in pedes.
Wendy something.
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Swelling just started
to go down...
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You seen her here before?
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A couple times. I tried following
her home, but she gave me the slip.
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Swelling's...
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(LAUGHING)
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You think that's funny?
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Ask him about the time
he sabotaged my cane.
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Are you serious?
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There was a point to it.
Wendy, this is House.
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Something about not getting too uppity
with normal folks who walk good.
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You're everything I'd heard.
Nice to meet you.
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Why so rude?
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You've sprinted through
three bad marriages
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into an affair with a dying patient.
Now a naughty nurse?
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How many more failed relationships are
we both gonna have to deal with
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before you learn to
love yourself?
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And I mean that
in the literal way.
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It's amazing how you can not only know
it's a relationship,
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but that it's a bad relationship,
based on nothing but nothing.
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I know you.
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I'm not with her,
not even trying.
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You're lying to me.
That's interesting.
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Well, as long as
it's interesting.
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- Swelling is...
- Why is she hanging out here?
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Anyone interested in what happened
with the swelling?
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She's in pedes.
That's the next wing over.
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If you're wondering
if Wilson's dating her, ask Wilson.
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Clearly he did, and Wilson denied it.
And House doesn't believe it.
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That's gotta hurt. That's why it pays
to have more than one friend, House.
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If he's not hitting that,
why is she here?
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Because I'm hitting that
and it's totally hot.
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Swelling took four days
to resolve.
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Patient has unexplained
intense abdominal pains.
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So explain them.
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Wake me when they've done
an exploratory laparotomy.
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Anybody know her?
Know her story?
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Up and at 'em.
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They did a laparotomy.
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Liver, bowel, gall bladder,
appendix, all clean.
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Belly pain plus
throat swelling.
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She was in some sort of assault, right?
Simple neck trauma.
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It says no one touched her neck, and if
they did, it would resolve by now.
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Didn't need to touch her.
Some guy coughed on her, right?
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He's in jail and
he's completely healthy,
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except for the broken head
he got from the beating he took.
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There's pot on her tox screen.
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Salmonella from the pot
would explain the stomach pains.
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It's a stretch.
She'd have a fever.
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She's on steroids for the swelling,
therefore no fever.
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And the smoking
explains the throat.
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Sorry, take it back.
That's a stretch.
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Got a better idea?
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Then stretch away.
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Start her on fluoroquinolone
for the salmonella.
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I was waiting
two hours out there.
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Fascinating.
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Have you considered a career
as a memoirist?
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Let's see it.
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You don't introduce yourself?
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Sorry, I thought
you were waiting two hours.
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Didn't know
you wanted to chat.
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Hi, I'm Greg.
How about that local sports team?
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It's not an infection.
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How can you tell without...
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You want me to touch you?
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It's your private place.
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You're chewing nicotine gum,
which causes dehydration,
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which causes wear
and tear.
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Try a lubricant,
or foreplay if you're cheap.
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Just take a swab
and get it tested, okay?
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Sorry, I already met this month's quota
of useless tests for stubborn idiots.
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You're rude.
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Wow. You're like a
detective or something.
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And you're smart
and you're funny.
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But you are bitter
and you're lonely,
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so you treat everyone around
like they're idiots,
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and you get away with it
'cause of your cane.
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Please stop. It's hard to
write through the haze of bitter tears.
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But you're not actually
getting away with it.
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Last nurse you made fun of, she probably
slipped some crap into your coffee.
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Yeah, I asked for
decrapinated coffee.
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Treat people like jerks,
you get treated like a jerk.
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Thank you.
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Bend over.
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- You kidding me?
- If you have an infection,
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you'd have a fever.
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But you're chewing
nicotine gum,
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which messes with the weather
in your mouth,
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so I need to
vacation elsewhere.
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(wmcnue)
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And wait till I put
the thermometer in.
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You break it, you bought it.
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Leaving early today.
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Do you ever get that thing
where you're sure you forgot something,
138
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but you can't figure out what?
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Guess it can't be
that important.
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Salmonella is a bacterial infection
that you can get from pot plants.
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It causes stomach pain.
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And my throat?
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The thinking is it's
an inflammatory reaction to the smoking.
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How much would you need to smoke
for your throat to go nuts like that?
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Most cases, a lot.
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We don't smoke a lot.
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Let's just start
the treatment.
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You think we're liars,
as well as druggies?
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Actually, I'm wondering if you'd mind
getting her a cup of ice chips.
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You're not gonna get
any different answer from her.
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No, no. He can stay.
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No offense, but this place is scary.
I feel better when he's around.
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Tracy, I need to talk to you.
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We don't do a lot of drugs.
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I need to know
your answers aren't being pressured.
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Look, if you think the antibiotics are a
good idea, you can give them to me.
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Okay. Worst-case scenario,
it'll help us rule out a few things.
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He's a good guy.
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He just has a hard time
holding in his emotions.
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You don't have to
apologize for me.
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That mean you're
going to do it for yourself?
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I got nothing to
apologize for.
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He's yOUnQ-
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Itchy.
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HOUSE: Allergic reaction
to the fluoroquinolone.
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We should switch to
a different antibiotic.
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00:09:00,937 --> 00:09:01,813
Why?
168
00:09:01,938 --> 00:09:03,565
We can't treat the salmonella unless...
169
00:09:03,690 --> 00:09:05,942
Salmonella? That was a total stretch.
170
00:09:06,067 --> 00:09:07,861
Oh, man, why does that
sound so familiar?
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You think it's 'cause
I said it an hour ago?
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Then it was a dumb thing
to say. Now it's smart.
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She's got the rash, so we know
she's unusually susceptible
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to allergic reactions,
so that's what brought her in.
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Probably the peanut butter
in her sandwich.
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Stick test was negative
for peanuts.
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That's because you foolishly tested her
while she was lying down.
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- Exercise-based anaphylaxis?
- I think that requires exercise.
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When her throat closed,
they'd just got done eating.
180
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Not even competitive eating.
181
00:09:29,507 --> 00:09:32,969
And getting robbed.
That always gets my heart rate up.
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Give her the same food
she ate at the diner
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and stick her
on the treadmill.
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Better yet, put a gun to her head,
threaten to rape her.
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You don't think
I'm going to get a response?
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No.
187
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You're on. Fifty bucks.
188
00:09:43,980 --> 00:09:45,273
I'm not betting
on a patient's...
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A hundred bucks.
If you say so.
190
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Tracy, I'm increasing
the speed a little.
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My stomach really hurts.
192
00:10:02,415 --> 00:10:05,418
Jeremy, you out there?
Talk to... Talk...
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00:10:05,543 --> 00:10:07,962
You're doing great.
Isn't this enough?
194
00:10:08,087 --> 00:10:10,048
We're not getting
any allergic response yet.
195
00:10:10,173 --> 00:10:11,507
Shut it off.
196
00:10:11,633 --> 00:10:12,592
We don't complete the test,
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00:10:12,717 --> 00:10:13,968
my boss will just come down here
and do it himself.
198
00:10:14,093 --> 00:10:15,470
You do not want that.
199
00:10:15,595 --> 00:10:17,513
She's in pain. Look at her.
200
00:10:17,639 --> 00:10:19,015
I don't want to have to
ask you to leave.
201
00:10:19,140 --> 00:10:21,476
You're gonna ask me to leave?
Are you kidding me? This is my wife!
202
00:10:21,601 --> 00:10:23,645
You guys aren't helping her.
You're just hurting her. What?
203
00:10:23,770 --> 00:10:26,397
You guys have all this equipment here,
and you're not doing anything!
204
00:10:26,522 --> 00:10:28,024
You guys can't even
figure out what's...
205
00:10:28,149 --> 00:10:29,734
(GROANING)
206
00:10:29,859 --> 00:10:30,985
God, it hurts.
207
00:10:31,110 --> 00:10:33,947
- Where?
- In my stomach. And my chest.
208
00:10:36,157 --> 00:10:38,868
- Oh, God!
- It's Foreman. Get me a wheelchair.
209
00:10:43,790 --> 00:10:45,375
FOREMAN: He's as sick as
she is now.
210
00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:46,668
I told you it wouldn't work.
211
00:10:46,793 --> 00:10:48,169
It worked on
the wrong patient.
212
00:10:48,294 --> 00:10:51,005
We could spend all day
arguing right or wrong.
213
00:10:51,130 --> 00:10:52,131
Give me the 100 bucks.
214
00:10:52,257 --> 00:10:53,508
We didn't bet.
215
00:10:53,633 --> 00:10:56,344
We could spend all day
arguing whether we bet or not.
216
00:10:56,469 --> 00:10:58,513
Give me the 100 bucks.
217
00:10:58,638 --> 00:11:03,559
Come on, Foreman, pay up. He won.
Or we could just never finish the DDX.
218
00:11:06,020 --> 00:11:09,941
Husband's test showed no Ml, no
aortic dissection. It's not his heart.
219
00:11:10,066 --> 00:11:12,568
It's just nonspecific
chest and abdominal pain.
220
00:11:12,694 --> 00:11:17,156
So, psychosomatic?
Panic attack?
221
00:11:17,365 --> 00:11:20,535
Pain persisted after
he got lorazepam and morphine.
222
00:11:20,660 --> 00:11:22,412
Whose locker is that?
223
00:11:22,537 --> 00:11:23,746
Mine.
224
00:11:24,330 --> 00:11:26,624
Chest, stomach, throat.
225
00:11:26,749 --> 00:11:29,502
- What does it all mean?
- We're in the nurses' locker room.
226
00:11:29,627 --> 00:11:31,129
I know that.
227
00:11:33,506 --> 00:11:35,800
Oh, that is so annoying.
228
00:11:35,925 --> 00:11:39,053
Wilson's girlfriend's
left her stuff in my locker again.
229
00:11:39,178 --> 00:11:41,973
Great. I hadn't committed
any felonies yet today.
230
00:11:42,098 --> 00:11:43,766
Relax. You know who
they're going to blame.
231
00:11:43,891 --> 00:11:46,227
House, you want to mess
with Wilson, no problem.
232
00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:47,812
But you got no reason
to screw around with...
233
00:11:47,937 --> 00:11:48,980
Can we get back to the medicine?
234
00:11:49,105 --> 00:11:50,023
FOREMAN: Okay.
235
00:11:50,148 --> 00:11:52,859
Why assume one disease?
His chest, her throat.
236
00:11:52,984 --> 00:11:56,237
So it's just a coincidence that they've
both got crippling stomach pains?
237
00:11:56,362 --> 00:11:59,574
Wow, they really are a great couple.
So much in common.
238
00:12:00,366 --> 00:12:03,161
One blue shoe.
What do you think that means?
239
00:12:03,286 --> 00:12:06,289
It means you're insane.
Wilson's not dating her.
240
00:12:06,414 --> 00:12:07,415
You feeling luckier?
241
00:12:07,540 --> 00:12:08,875
It doesn't matter
what I answer.
242
00:12:09,000 --> 00:12:10,251
Two hundred it is.
243
00:12:10,376 --> 00:12:14,088
If they're married and caught
the same disease, then it means they...
244
00:12:15,423 --> 00:12:18,801
Brochure to a jazz festival
in the Poconos this weekend.
245
00:12:18,926 --> 00:12:22,138
Wilson likes jazz.
Foreman, pay the man.
246
00:12:22,263 --> 00:12:26,684
Four, five, six novels, no music.
What does that mean?
247
00:12:26,809 --> 00:12:27,852
She's literate.
248
00:12:27,977 --> 00:12:30,605
It means she spends
her leisure time reading, not listening.
249
00:12:30,730 --> 00:12:33,983
She'd only want to go and watch jazz
if the other person wanted to go.
250
00:12:34,108 --> 00:12:37,278
She has a martyr complex,
issues of inferiority.
251
00:12:37,403 --> 00:12:38,988
Married couple, same disease.
252
00:12:39,113 --> 00:12:41,532
They either got it from each other
or in the same place.
253
00:12:41,657 --> 00:12:43,785
Infectious or environmental?
254
00:12:44,035 --> 00:12:47,622
What we have to do is check out
parasites, viruses, bacteria, fungi,
255
00:12:47,747 --> 00:12:52,210
prions, radiation, toxins, chemicals.
Or it's Internet porn-related.
256
00:12:52,335 --> 00:12:55,755
I'll check the Internet.
You guys cover the rest of the stuff.
257
00:13:00,385 --> 00:13:03,679
If they can live here without killing
each other, they must really be in love.
258
00:13:03,805 --> 00:13:05,264
It's tiny.
259
00:13:05,390 --> 00:13:08,184
How come it's taking you
so long to search it?
260
00:13:10,144 --> 00:13:12,355
Box of condoms in his jacket.
261
00:13:12,480 --> 00:13:14,065
I know you're poor now,
but buy your own.
262
00:13:14,190 --> 00:13:16,025
She's on the pill.
263
00:13:16,150 --> 00:13:18,277
Why would he need condoms?
264
00:13:18,861 --> 00:13:20,863
No, no, no. Put that back.
265
00:13:20,988 --> 00:13:21,948
Why?
266
00:13:22,073 --> 00:13:24,659
We show that to House, he'll just
call the guy a cheating bastard.
267
00:13:24,784 --> 00:13:25,910
Look how he is with Wilson.
268
00:13:26,035 --> 00:13:28,121
He'd be right.
Could be an STD.
269
00:13:28,246 --> 00:13:31,749
One that doesn't give them
any symptoms in their sexual organs?
270
00:13:31,874 --> 00:13:34,419
- They never mentioned anything.
- Maybe they're embarrassed.
271
00:13:34,544 --> 00:13:35,545
What else could it be?
272
00:13:35,670 --> 00:13:38,589
You think they just like the sexy feel
of latex against their genitals?
273
00:13:38,714 --> 00:13:42,051
Maybe the wife
just wants to be extra-cautious.
274
00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:43,886
- Come on. You really believe that?
- Yeah.
275
00:13:44,011 --> 00:13:47,890
Good. Then I'm sure
you'll have no problem convincing House.
276
00:13:49,767 --> 00:13:52,270
That cheating bastard!
277
00:13:52,395 --> 00:13:53,729
He loves her.
278
00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:57,066
Right, I bet he told you
that she's the love of his life.
279
00:13:57,191 --> 00:13:58,860
People lie. I get it.
280
00:13:58,985 --> 00:14:02,572
But they don't go up against two armed
gunmen to save someone unless they...
281
00:14:02,697 --> 00:14:07,910
There's a reason that we don't let kids
vote or drink or work in salt mines.
282
00:14:08,035 --> 00:14:09,704
They're idiots.
283
00:14:09,829 --> 00:14:11,873
Twenty-year-olds
fall in and out of love more often
284
00:14:11,998 --> 00:14:14,208
than they change their oil filters,
285
00:14:14,333 --> 00:14:15,460
which they should do
more often.
286
00:14:15,585 --> 00:14:17,753
Sorry. Ridiculous of me
to draw a conclusion
287
00:14:17,879 --> 00:14:19,922
based on actually
observing them.
288
00:14:20,047 --> 00:14:22,550
I should have just depended on
your misanthropic view of human nature.
289
00:14:22,675 --> 00:14:24,635
Gonorrhea explains
all their symptoms.
290
00:14:24,760 --> 00:14:26,846
Fitzhugh-Curtis syndrome
for her belly pain,
291
00:14:26,971 --> 00:14:29,974
costochondritis and bladder infection
for his chest and abdominal pain.
292
00:14:30,099 --> 00:14:30,975
Good.
293
00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:35,521
Now go rub their lying,
cheating privates with a cotton swab.
294
00:14:40,735 --> 00:14:42,153
Why would you want to
look at our...
295
00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:45,031
Is this because
of the condoms?
296
00:14:45,156 --> 00:14:48,576
You found them in his jacket,
figured he was hiding something from me.
297
00:14:48,701 --> 00:14:51,496
I thought I was pregnant last month.
It kind of freaked me out.
298
00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:53,873
I'm way too young
to have kids.
299
00:14:53,998 --> 00:14:56,125
So you just wanted
to be extra-cautious?
300
00:14:56,250 --> 00:14:59,587
Wish one of us had figured that out,
stuck to his guns.
301
00:14:59,712 --> 00:15:00,838
We've still gotta
check you both.
302
00:15:00,963 --> 00:15:02,840
She's the only girlfriend
I've ever had.
303
00:15:02,965 --> 00:15:04,425
- She's the love of...
- Please don't say it.
304
00:15:04,550 --> 00:15:05,801
I can't say I love my wife?
305
00:15:05,927 --> 00:15:06,969
We're still going to test you.
306
00:15:07,094 --> 00:15:08,429
What is it? I'm white?
307
00:15:08,554 --> 00:15:09,972
Yeah, that's it.
308
00:15:10,097 --> 00:15:12,892
Jer, I wish you would stop it.
You're really embarrassing.
309
00:15:13,017 --> 00:15:15,770
Everybody thinks they're so liberal,
but I see how they look at us.
310
00:15:15,895 --> 00:15:18,356
White and black,
especially black.
311
00:15:19,899 --> 00:15:21,192
I'm sorry, Trace,
but it's true.
312
00:15:21,317 --> 00:15:23,277
Great. Prove us all wrong.
313
00:15:25,655 --> 00:15:26,697
Stupid...
314
00:15:26,822 --> 00:15:29,951
No scarring, no purulent discharge,
and the NAATs were negative.
315
00:15:30,076 --> 00:15:32,078
- They don't have an STD.
- (LOUDLY) What's that you say?
316
00:15:32,203 --> 00:15:34,413
You've got a problem
with interracial couples?
317
00:15:34,539 --> 00:15:35,915
Thank you, Chase. No!
318
00:15:36,040 --> 00:15:37,792
Have any of your shorties
ever been whities?
319
00:15:37,917 --> 00:15:40,962
I'm not sure I understand
your ghetto slang, Dr. House.
320
00:15:41,087 --> 00:15:42,964
How many black women
have you dated, by the way?
321
00:15:43,089 --> 00:15:47,218
I don't care about color, as long as
they can help me breed a superior race.
322
00:15:47,343 --> 00:15:50,763
Yeah, my exes have usually
been black. So what?
323
00:15:50,888 --> 00:15:53,975
It's not a racial thing. It's cultural.
I have more in common with them.
324
00:15:54,100 --> 00:15:57,687
Like I assume you only date
emotionally stunted bigots.
325
00:15:58,646 --> 00:16:02,108
Sorry, you're right.
That kind of prejudice is totally fine.
326
00:16:02,233 --> 00:16:05,570
The abdominal pain's getting worse.
We've had to up their morphine twice.
327
00:16:05,695 --> 00:16:06,904
Take the wife off
the steroids.
328
00:16:07,029 --> 00:16:08,656
She spikes a fever,
we'll know it's an infection.
329
00:16:08,781 --> 00:16:11,158
She doesn't,
it's environmental.
330
00:16:18,499 --> 00:16:21,294
He got off easy.
I almost gave him a colonoscopy.
331
00:16:21,419 --> 00:16:23,838
That was one of the stupidest things
you have ever done,
332
00:16:23,963 --> 00:16:26,257
and there is heavy
competition for...
333
00:16:26,382 --> 00:16:27,800
What are you doing?
334
00:16:27,925 --> 00:16:30,052
You only ate
half your breakfast.
335
00:16:30,177 --> 00:16:32,013
Feeling a little sick
this morning?
336
00:16:32,138 --> 00:16:34,181
I'm not pregnant.
They burnt my omelet.
337
00:16:34,307 --> 00:16:35,683
You need to apologize
to this guy.
338
00:16:35,808 --> 00:16:37,268
I am a man of principle.
339
00:16:37,393 --> 00:16:40,271
I don't care how much time and money
it costs you to defend me.
340
00:16:40,396 --> 00:16:41,439
He wants to kill you.
341
00:16:41,564 --> 00:16:44,984
No empty coffee cups.
Off the caffeine. Good for baby.
342
00:16:45,109 --> 00:16:48,237
Cups are in the other wastebasket.
Baby's in your mind.
343
00:16:48,362 --> 00:16:50,698
You can berate patients
all you want.
344
00:16:50,823 --> 00:16:54,201
Shoving objects into
their rectums is assault.
345
00:16:54,327 --> 00:16:56,162
Pay attention to me.
346
00:16:56,537 --> 00:16:59,373
Sorry, that would make
it harder to ignore you.
347
00:16:59,498 --> 00:17:02,710
Can't ignore that rapidly
expanding first-trimester ass, though.
348
00:17:02,835 --> 00:17:05,379
Sometimes an ass
is just an ass.
349
00:17:07,089 --> 00:17:11,052
You are not always right, House.
Apologize to the guy.
350
00:17:25,733 --> 00:17:28,027
- What are you doing here?
- Stay away from my son.
351
00:17:28,152 --> 00:17:30,112
How did you find us?
352
00:17:31,322 --> 00:17:32,990
Stay away from that girl.
353
00:17:33,115 --> 00:17:34,742
(SCREAMING)
354
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:41,374
Please! Please! Please!
You leave him alone!
355
00:17:41,499 --> 00:17:43,459
- What happened?
- She's dreaming. She started yelling.
356
00:17:43,584 --> 00:17:46,170
- You're breaking Jeremy's arm. Please!
- No one's hurting him.
357
00:17:46,295 --> 00:17:49,590
Baby, it's me. It's Jeremy.
Tracy, Tracy.
358
00:17:50,591 --> 00:17:55,471
She's okay. Baby, it was just
a bad dream. Everything's okay.
359
00:17:55,596 --> 00:17:58,849
Tracy. Tracy?
360
00:18:09,360 --> 00:18:10,653
It was an acute delirium.
361
00:18:10,778 --> 00:18:13,948
Well, she's talking, right?
I mean, she's coming out of it.
362
00:18:14,073 --> 00:18:16,992
No, she's not really talking,
just making sounds.
363
00:18:17,118 --> 00:18:18,619
Okay. When's she
gonna come out?
364
00:18:18,744 --> 00:18:22,248
Jeremy, she's in a coma.
365
00:18:29,505 --> 00:18:32,049
So her vitals
are pretty stable,
366
00:18:32,174 --> 00:18:34,927
but her response to stimuli
is getting weaker,
367
00:18:35,052 --> 00:18:36,762
which means the coma's
getting worse.
368
00:18:36,887 --> 00:18:39,306
Her brain is slowly
shutting down.
369
00:18:39,432 --> 00:18:41,016
Can I see her?
370
00:18:41,142 --> 00:18:44,353
We're getting some more images
to check for masses or infections.
371
00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:46,313
(GROANING)
372
00:18:46,439 --> 00:18:48,399
I'll increase your morphine.
373
00:18:49,024 --> 00:18:50,693
Her hallucination.
374
00:18:52,319 --> 00:18:55,781
If you knew what it was,
would that make any difference?
375
00:18:56,407 --> 00:18:58,242
Medically, I mean.
376
00:18:58,367 --> 00:18:59,827
Not usually.
377
00:18:59,952 --> 00:19:02,455
Some cases, the form of
a hallucination can tell us
378
00:19:02,580 --> 00:19:05,166
what part of the brain
is being hit.
379
00:19:05,291 --> 00:19:07,168
I think it was about my dad.
380
00:19:07,293 --> 00:19:10,087
Your dad was
breaking your arm?
381
00:19:11,797 --> 00:19:15,926
He was a drunk,
pill-popping racist.
382
00:19:16,844 --> 00:19:19,889
He caught me sneaking
into her house when we were 13.
383
00:19:20,014 --> 00:19:22,057
She lived next door.
384
00:19:23,934 --> 00:19:26,312
He broke my arm
and threatened her.
385
00:19:27,438 --> 00:19:29,482
We ran off when we were 16.
386
00:19:30,149 --> 00:19:32,359
You still in touch with him?
387
00:19:32,902 --> 00:19:35,613
He killed himself
a couple years ago.
388
00:19:39,325 --> 00:19:43,287
Oh, it's not medical. I just thought
blacks were the racist ones.
389
00:19:50,044 --> 00:19:52,421
Some generalized
edema throughout,
390
00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:56,133
and areas of increased signal
here, here, here and here.
391
00:19:56,258 --> 00:19:58,552
Damn, all over her brain stem.
392
00:19:58,677 --> 00:20:01,514
Could be plaques,
maybe hyperdensities from the edema.
393
00:20:01,639 --> 00:20:03,224
Or tumors or anything.
394
00:20:03,349 --> 00:20:07,061
We add brain involvement to the chest,
stomach, throat, what do we got?
395
00:20:07,186 --> 00:20:09,146
Didn't spike a fever
when we took her off the steroids,
396
00:20:09,271 --> 00:20:11,148
- so it's not an infection.
- Leaving environmental.
397
00:20:11,273 --> 00:20:12,191
What flavor?
398
00:20:12,316 --> 00:20:13,567
Environmental doesn't make sense,
either.
399
00:20:13,692 --> 00:20:15,402
If it was a toxin,
we'd see it in their livers.
400
00:20:15,528 --> 00:20:17,279
None of the neighbors
are sick, no coworkers.
401
00:20:17,404 --> 00:20:18,447
They both got it.
402
00:20:18,572 --> 00:20:21,408
That means infection or environmental,
and since it's not an infection...
403
00:20:21,534 --> 00:20:23,828
What if they
didn't both get it?
404
00:20:23,953 --> 00:20:26,956
Maybe we got our basic assumption
wrong and it's two different diseases.
405
00:20:27,081 --> 00:20:30,376
Maybe we didn't and
it's sarcoidosis.
406
00:20:30,501 --> 00:20:33,003
Sarcoidosis isn't infectious
or environmental.
407
00:20:33,128 --> 00:20:35,923
Tell that to the clusters
of sarcoidosis cases.
408
00:20:36,048 --> 00:20:39,093
Firefighters and residents
of pine tar forests?
409
00:20:39,218 --> 00:20:42,221
I did see these two putting out
that blaze in the Pine Barrens.
410
00:20:42,346 --> 00:20:45,182
If sarcoidosis has
two environmental causes,
411
00:20:45,307 --> 00:20:47,017
it has environmental causes.
412
00:20:47,142 --> 00:20:50,688
We just don't know all
of them yet. Husband's chest.
413
00:20:51,564 --> 00:20:54,817
He has slightly enlarged
hilar lymph nodes.
414
00:20:55,150 --> 00:20:58,028
Sarcoidosis explains
almost all of their symptoms,
415
00:20:58,153 --> 00:21:00,114
including her getting worse
off the steroids.
416
00:21:00,239 --> 00:21:01,991
Doesn't explain
his throat swelling.
417
00:21:02,116 --> 00:21:03,158
That's what "almost" means.
418
00:21:03,284 --> 00:21:05,786
90% of sarcoidosis cases
have lung scarring.
419
00:21:05,911 --> 00:21:08,038
- Oh, 90?
- Oh, "almost"?
420
00:21:09,832 --> 00:21:11,083
Fine.
421
00:21:12,710 --> 00:21:14,461
Consult a specialist.
422
00:21:24,972 --> 00:21:26,599
If this is more
dating advice...
423
00:21:26,724 --> 00:21:29,101
Love to gossip,
but I got work to do.
424
00:21:30,269 --> 00:21:32,062
Is this sarcoidosis?
425
00:21:35,024 --> 00:21:36,734
It's pretty nonspecific.
426
00:21:36,859 --> 00:21:41,113
It could be granulomas,
could be plaques. What's this?
427
00:21:41,238 --> 00:21:45,034
Oh! Oh! You stole
Wendy's personnel file?
428
00:21:45,159 --> 00:21:48,829
In a way, aren't we all guilty
of bribing the janitor
429
00:21:48,954 --> 00:21:50,831
to take her file and
give it to me?
430
00:21:50,956 --> 00:21:53,208
Yes, I take my share
of the blame, but society's...
431
00:21:53,334 --> 00:21:54,919
First of all,
I'm not dating her.
432
00:21:55,044 --> 00:21:57,338
She is so wrong for you.
433
00:21:57,463 --> 00:22:01,467
You know she filed a form so the
hospital would take extra withholding?
434
00:22:01,592 --> 00:22:03,928
- Who does that?
- She's much too cautious for me.
435
00:22:04,053 --> 00:22:06,388
Point taken.
I'll start dating her
436
00:22:06,513 --> 00:22:09,266
so I can break up with her
and start dating a stripper.
437
00:22:09,391 --> 00:22:12,436
You're a miserable jerk
who can't stand to be alone.
438
00:22:12,561 --> 00:22:15,522
I didn't try to break up your marriages.
You did that yourself.
439
00:22:15,648 --> 00:22:18,984
My marriages were so crappy,
I was spending all my time with you.
440
00:22:19,109 --> 00:22:21,195
Your real fear is me having
a good relationship.
441
00:22:21,320 --> 00:22:23,447
Yes, it keeps me up at night.
442
00:22:23,572 --> 00:22:26,367
That and the Loch Noss monster,
global warming, evolution
443
00:22:26,492 --> 00:22:28,661
and other fictional concepts.
444
00:22:28,786 --> 00:22:33,207
Although, big romantic weekend
in the Poconos could change everything.
445
00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:38,253
You don't... No.
446
00:22:40,047 --> 00:22:42,591
I don't think
it's sarcoidosis.
447
00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:49,056
He says it's sarcoidosis.
448
00:22:49,181 --> 00:22:50,808
Start them both
on methotrexate.
449
00:22:50,933 --> 00:22:51,809
And if you're wrong?
450
00:22:51,934 --> 00:22:56,563
If Wilson's wrong,
we'll biopsy her just to be sure.
451
00:22:56,689 --> 00:22:58,107
Her brain stem?
452
00:22:58,232 --> 00:23:00,359
Brain damage is
not only possible, it's likely.
453
00:23:00,484 --> 00:23:04,905
Good point. Let's biopsy
something safer, like her shoes.
454
00:23:07,032 --> 00:23:10,953
The husband. He'd have to give consent.
He can't right now.
455
00:23:11,078 --> 00:23:12,955
Why? Does this guy write
with his stomach?
456
00:23:13,080 --> 00:23:14,748
He has a conflict of interest.
457
00:23:14,873 --> 00:23:17,668
It's not his brain we're cutting open,
but he still gets all the benefit.
458
00:23:17,793 --> 00:23:19,378
He'd do it
just to save himself.
459
00:23:19,503 --> 00:23:20,546
Or save her.
460
00:23:20,671 --> 00:23:22,047
She's the love of his life,
remember?
461
00:23:22,172 --> 00:23:23,340
He never said that.
462
00:23:23,465 --> 00:23:26,593
She needs a guardian ad litem.
I can't let you do this.
463
00:23:26,719 --> 00:23:29,304
Well, how are you going
to stop me? Call Cuddy?
464
00:23:29,430 --> 00:23:30,681
Cameron's right.
There's a conflict.
465
00:23:30,806 --> 00:23:32,224
No, there isn't.
466
00:23:32,349 --> 00:23:35,019
Not unless one of them
wants to die a horrible, painful death.
467
00:23:35,144 --> 00:23:36,520
I'm sure the guardian
will figure that out.
468
00:23:36,645 --> 00:23:38,313
In a couple days.
469
00:23:38,439 --> 00:23:41,108
Will the guardian convince the disease
to hold off eating her brain
470
00:23:41,233 --> 00:23:43,485
until we can get
the legalities worked out?
471
00:23:43,610 --> 00:23:46,363
I just don't want some
plaintiff's lawyer owning my hospital.
472
00:23:46,488 --> 00:23:48,198
Legalities help.
473
00:23:48,323 --> 00:23:50,451
Speaking of which,
did you get your thermometer back yet?
474
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:54,038
We had a nice chat.
Did you know he's a Rotarian?
475
00:23:54,913 --> 00:23:57,374
Listen, she'll die
without the biopsy.
476
00:23:58,333 --> 00:24:02,087
I need to cover the hospital's ass.
You're too biased.
477
00:24:02,212 --> 00:24:04,882
I send you in there,
you'll steamroll over him.
478
00:24:05,007 --> 00:24:07,801
Something goes wrong, he'll sue us for
not disclosing the risks.
479
00:24:07,926 --> 00:24:09,636
Then have Wilson
talk to the husband.
480
00:24:09,762 --> 00:24:13,182
Wilson kills people left and right.
No one ever sues him.
481
00:24:14,099 --> 00:24:16,602
Fine, but only if you apologize
to the clinic guy.
482
00:24:16,727 --> 00:24:19,146
No. Probably better
to just let that couple die.
483
00:24:19,271 --> 00:24:22,107
I don't care if you mean it.
Just do it.
484
00:24:25,235 --> 00:24:28,197
Unfortunately, we don't see
any way around a biopsy.
485
00:24:28,322 --> 00:24:30,949
We'll do all we can
to minimize any damage.
486
00:24:31,075 --> 00:24:32,117
No.
487
00:24:32,242 --> 00:24:34,828
The methotrexate isn't showing
any effects yet.
488
00:24:34,953 --> 00:24:35,829
You could both be...
489
00:24:35,954 --> 00:24:37,790
She's brilliant.
490
00:24:38,165 --> 00:24:41,293
All A's in college
while working full-time.
491
00:24:41,418 --> 00:24:42,836
I can't do that to her.
492
00:24:42,961 --> 00:24:45,964
And if you both die,
you think she'd want that?
493
00:24:48,926 --> 00:24:50,302
Do it on me instead.
494
00:24:50,427 --> 00:24:52,679
- It's not in your brain.
- It will be.
495
00:24:52,805 --> 00:24:55,682
It's the same disease, right?
Do it then.
496
00:24:56,475 --> 00:24:58,977
She could die
before you show the symptoms.
497
00:24:59,103 --> 00:25:01,063
Then stop treating me.
498
00:25:04,024 --> 00:25:06,860
Great job. Why didn't you just
shoot him in the head?
499
00:25:06,985 --> 00:25:07,861
Hold on.
That gives me an idea.
500
00:25:07,986 --> 00:25:10,405
You know what could save this couple?
Lots of misdirected sarcasm.
501
00:25:10,531 --> 00:25:13,200
They're dead! Yelling at you
might prevent you from screwing up...
502
00:25:13,325 --> 00:25:14,576
I didn't screw up.
I did my job.
503
00:25:14,701 --> 00:25:16,161
Your job was
to get me the biopsy.
504
00:25:16,286 --> 00:25:18,038
No, it was to present
the patient with his options.
505
00:25:18,163 --> 00:25:19,915
Two options,
biopsy or no biopsy.
506
00:25:20,040 --> 00:25:22,668
He chose a third, no treatment.
How do you even do that?
507
00:25:22,793 --> 00:25:25,462
Remember when you used to just weave
elaborate conspiracy theories
508
00:25:25,587 --> 00:25:26,880
about my love life?
509
00:25:27,005 --> 00:25:29,341
Those were such good times.
510
00:25:32,511 --> 00:25:33,929
How much morphine
is the husband on?
511
00:25:34,054 --> 00:25:37,474
We can't increase it any more.
His respirations are depressed.
512
00:25:37,599 --> 00:25:40,602
Increase it?
Drugs cloud people's judgment.
513
00:25:41,145 --> 00:25:42,896
Cold-turkey the sucker.
514
00:25:43,021 --> 00:25:45,107
No.
515
00:25:46,525 --> 00:25:48,110
Good point.
516
00:25:59,580 --> 00:26:00,873
Did I ask you guys
to follow me?
517
00:26:00,998 --> 00:26:03,250
No, which made us nervous.
518
00:26:03,375 --> 00:26:06,003
He'll catch on if he notices
he's off the morphine drip.
519
00:26:06,128 --> 00:26:08,964
Shoot him up with one of
these puppies instead.
520
00:26:09,089 --> 00:26:10,090
No!
521
00:26:10,215 --> 00:26:11,675
You do understand
it's not really a puppy.
522
00:26:11,842 --> 00:26:13,010
It's naloxone.
523
00:26:13,135 --> 00:26:16,263
An opiate blocker? He'll feel like
he's swallowing a bonfire.
524
00:26:16,388 --> 00:26:17,973
That's pretty unethical,
even for you.
525
00:26:18,098 --> 00:26:20,058
How is that unethical?
It'll lead to a diagnosis.
526
00:26:20,184 --> 00:26:21,685
It's leading to
the torture of the husband
527
00:26:21,810 --> 00:26:23,979
on the off-chance he'll allow
a procedure on another person.
528
00:26:24,104 --> 00:26:26,148
Which will lead to a diagnosis.
Didn't I just say that?
529
00:26:26,315 --> 00:26:27,149
Give it up.
530
00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:29,985
Foreman and Cameron are too ethical,
and I'm too scared of getting sued.
531
00:26:30,110 --> 00:26:33,530
Fine. Now, I'm just going to
find someplace safe to hide this
532
00:26:33,655 --> 00:26:34,990
so I won't be tempted
to use it.
533
00:26:35,115 --> 00:26:37,326
You're not doing it, either.
534
00:26:37,451 --> 00:26:39,203
What, are you going
to run for it?
535
00:26:41,079 --> 00:26:46,418
If they die now, they'll never be able
to grow old and tired of each other.
536
00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,511
We can't baby-sit
House all day.
537
00:26:56,637 --> 00:26:59,139
Tell Cuddy to put a nurse
by his room.
538
00:26:59,264 --> 00:27:01,225
Damn it!
539
00:27:03,894 --> 00:27:05,938
Atropine? What happened to...
540
00:27:08,106 --> 00:27:12,027
He knew we'd stop him.
He stuck both of them in his pocket.
541
00:27:12,444 --> 00:27:15,030
That's actually pretty clever.
542
00:27:17,741 --> 00:27:19,868
Guess I can't use
that trick again, huh?
543
00:27:20,661 --> 00:27:22,579
My stomach!
544
00:27:24,498 --> 00:27:28,126
It was a pretty smart plan,
Jerry, but I'm onto you.
545
00:27:28,252 --> 00:27:30,671
There's only one good reason
to kill the biopsy.
546
00:27:30,796 --> 00:27:33,882
You poisoned your wife, and you don't
want the coppers to get wise.
547
00:27:34,007 --> 00:27:34,841
No!
548
00:27:34,967 --> 00:27:37,177
Oh, all right. Then you're just a moron.
549
00:27:37,302 --> 00:27:38,679
Biopsy me!
550
00:27:38,804 --> 00:27:41,932
Only if this thing hits
your brain, you moron.
551
00:27:42,057 --> 00:27:44,184
And I can't stress
that "moron" part enough.
552
00:27:44,309 --> 00:27:45,477
You're killing your wife.
553
00:27:45,602 --> 00:27:47,854
She is the love of my life.
554
00:27:48,730 --> 00:27:51,525
Careful. When she's dead
and you're on wife number two,
555
00:27:51,650 --> 00:27:53,986
you're gonna feel real guilty
about saying that.
556
00:27:54,111 --> 00:27:57,114
Feel that? Get used to it.
557
00:27:57,239 --> 00:27:58,240
Pain's going to get
a lot worse.
558
00:27:58,365 --> 00:27:59,658
No, it won't.
559
00:27:59,783 --> 00:28:02,661
Morphine just isn't working
right now for some reason.
560
00:28:02,786 --> 00:28:06,123
I'm putting you on a tranquilizer
in the meantime. It'll work again soon.
561
00:28:06,248 --> 00:28:07,207
Want to bet?
562
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:09,543
I don't care about the pain.
563
00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:11,837
I need to be in pain,
because I have to get worse.
564
00:28:11,962 --> 00:28:14,131
It means you can do
the biopsy on me.
565
00:28:14,256 --> 00:28:17,342
Dude, she's in a coma.
Who are you trying to impress?
566
00:28:17,843 --> 00:28:19,094
I'd die for her.
567
00:28:21,430 --> 00:28:25,642
Give up. Or are we going to wait for him
to get all grown up and cynical?
568
00:28:30,522 --> 00:28:31,565
I was just going to call you.
569
00:28:31,690 --> 00:28:34,318
I need a court order
to biopsy this woman's brain.
570
00:28:34,443 --> 00:28:36,278
Speaking of litigation...
571
00:28:38,655 --> 00:28:41,533
Michael Tritter,
you know Dr. House.
572
00:28:43,452 --> 00:28:45,370
You guys can talk here.
573
00:28:49,624 --> 00:28:51,043
I don't want to sue you.
574
00:28:51,168 --> 00:28:52,044
Good.
575
00:28:52,169 --> 00:28:54,463
I want to beat
the crap out of you.
576
00:28:54,588 --> 00:28:57,090
- Less good.
- And I'll tell you why.
577
00:28:59,343 --> 00:29:00,594
You're a bully,
578
00:29:01,720 --> 00:29:04,848
and bullies,
they don't back down
579
00:29:04,973 --> 00:29:08,101
until they run into someone
stronger and meaner.
580
00:29:08,352 --> 00:29:10,437
But you'll accept an apology?
581
00:29:10,562 --> 00:29:11,688
Yes.
582
00:29:11,813 --> 00:29:14,274
Not really a recipe
for sincerity.
583
00:29:14,608 --> 00:29:16,234
I'm not looking
for sincerity.
584
00:29:16,360 --> 00:29:18,195
I'm looking for humiliation,
585
00:29:18,320 --> 00:29:20,238
something that will make you think twice
586
00:29:20,364 --> 00:29:23,075
before you treat
the next patient like crap.
587
00:29:23,742 --> 00:29:26,036
Here's what's going to happen.
588
00:29:26,161 --> 00:29:27,204
You go brag to your friends
589
00:29:27,329 --> 00:29:29,998
about how you made
the big, nasty doctor poop in his pants.
590
00:29:30,123 --> 00:29:33,585
I get Cuddy off my back
by telling her that I humiliated myself.
591
00:29:33,710 --> 00:29:36,922
Here's the catch.
We're both going to be lying.
592
00:29:38,298 --> 00:29:40,092
I'm not apologizing.
593
00:29:41,051 --> 00:29:44,137
If anything,
you deserved a bigger thermometer.
594
00:29:52,312 --> 00:29:54,231
- What's wrong?
- Jeremy's worse.
595
00:29:54,356 --> 00:29:55,899
And that's what's right.
596
00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:58,819
Cut the stubborn jerk's
head open and take a slice.
597
00:29:58,944 --> 00:29:59,986
It's not his brain.
598
00:30:00,112 --> 00:30:02,781
Lactic acid's up to 39.
His intestines are rotting.
599
00:30:02,906 --> 00:30:04,491
This isn't sarcoidosis.
600
00:30:04,616 --> 00:30:06,618
Then he'll get his wish.
601
00:30:08,161 --> 00:30:12,082
He's dying, just not in a way
that's going to help his wife.
602
00:30:14,501 --> 00:30:17,170
Coma's worse.
She's losing response to stimuli.
603
00:30:17,295 --> 00:30:19,423
He's vomiting blood
and his lactic acid's 45.
604
00:30:19,548 --> 00:30:21,591
- He's got to have ischemic bowel.
- So what?
605
00:30:21,716 --> 00:30:25,011
Well, let's see. Lack of blood flow's
causing his guts to die,
606
00:30:25,137 --> 00:30:26,263
which will cause him to die,
607
00:30:26,388 --> 00:30:29,015
unless we cut out a few feet of
small intestine and reattach the ends.
608
00:30:29,141 --> 00:30:30,308
I don't know,
seems worth a mention.
609
00:30:30,434 --> 00:30:32,310
Why does he have it?
What does it tell us?
610
00:30:32,436 --> 00:30:33,603
Small-cell vasculitis?
611
00:30:33,728 --> 00:30:35,147
Good. Now let's hear it again,
612
00:30:35,272 --> 00:30:37,691
but this time with a more environmental
or infectious feeling.
613
00:30:37,816 --> 00:30:41,445
Or, like I said before, it might not be
environmental or infectious.
614
00:30:41,570 --> 00:30:43,405
He has vasculitis,
she has porphyria.
615
00:30:43,530 --> 00:30:46,032
Belly pain plus hallucination,
classic symptoms.
616
00:30:46,158 --> 00:30:48,285
It could even cause a coma.
617
00:30:49,411 --> 00:30:52,205
Fine. Start her on
hematin for porphyria.
618
00:30:52,330 --> 00:30:53,415
What about him?
619
00:30:53,540 --> 00:30:55,917
Take out the dead bowel.
It's all we can do.
620
00:30:56,042 --> 00:30:58,253
And biopsy it.
If Foreman's right, it might save him.
621
00:30:58,378 --> 00:31:01,506
If Foreman's wrong, the dead bowel
might save both of them.
622
00:31:06,720 --> 00:31:07,804
Bowel's not dead.
623
00:31:07,929 --> 00:31:12,225
Unless he's been tossing down frosty
cans of lactic acid, bowel is dead.
624
00:31:12,350 --> 00:31:14,060
What we're looking for
is a reason it's dead.
625
00:31:14,186 --> 00:31:15,437
Bowel's not dead.
626
00:31:15,562 --> 00:31:19,941
Just general swelling and edema.
High lactate was probably from stress.
627
00:31:20,066 --> 00:31:22,944
We just sliced him open
from chest to pubic bone for nothing.
628
00:31:25,405 --> 00:31:27,115
Nothing's something.
629
00:31:27,991 --> 00:31:31,161
Forget the ischemia.
Add the edema and swelling.
630
00:31:31,286 --> 00:31:32,662
Probably from
cutting him open.
631
00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,789
Probably, not definitely.
632
00:31:34,915 --> 00:31:36,166
Okay, back to the beginning.
633
00:31:36,291 --> 00:31:39,085
What did we talk about?
Anything. I want to hear it all again.
634
00:31:39,211 --> 00:31:41,338
Allergies.
Doesn't fit at all now.
635
00:31:41,463 --> 00:31:43,798
CHASE: STDs. Maybe we
got the wrong one.
636
00:31:43,924 --> 00:31:44,883
What about syphilis?
637
00:31:45,008 --> 00:31:46,718
- Neurological symptoms.
- He wasn't cheating on her.
638
00:31:46,843 --> 00:31:50,138
Yeah, love of his life.
Don't you have to wait till he's dead
639
00:31:50,263 --> 00:31:51,389
before you make
that determination?
640
00:31:51,515 --> 00:31:53,183
She's his only
girlfriend ever.
641
00:31:53,308 --> 00:31:56,937
They grew up next door,
ran off together as teenagers.
642
00:31:57,062 --> 00:31:59,856
Sarcoidosis. We only ruled it out
because we thought he had ischemic...
643
00:31:59,981 --> 00:32:01,650
- Why did they run off?
- What difference does...
644
00:32:01,775 --> 00:32:03,693
Kids talk about running off.
How many do it?
645
00:32:03,818 --> 00:32:04,819
What was the reason?
646
00:32:04,945 --> 00:32:07,822
They were trying to escape
his evil, pill-popping, racist dad.
647
00:32:07,948 --> 00:32:10,075
You would've liked him.
We should do another...
648
00:32:10,200 --> 00:32:11,868
How do you know
the dad was racist?
649
00:32:11,993 --> 00:32:15,121
He beat up his son for dating
a black girl. I extrapolated from that.
650
00:32:15,247 --> 00:32:17,165
You see racism everywhere.
651
00:32:18,041 --> 00:32:20,085
Maybe he just didn't
like this black girl.
652
00:32:20,210 --> 00:32:22,212
It's not sarcoid.
We would have seen granulomas in his...
653
00:32:22,337 --> 00:32:23,964
She has pretty eyes.
654
00:32:27,717 --> 00:32:31,721
Forget infectious.
Forget environmental.
655
00:32:31,846 --> 00:32:35,934
Defective DNA is keeping them
from making a critical protein,
656
00:32:36,059 --> 00:32:38,270
hence the fluid build-up.
657
00:32:38,395 --> 00:32:40,605
Hits the throat, stomach,
chest and brain.
658
00:32:40,730 --> 00:32:42,148
Angioedema?
659
00:32:42,274 --> 00:32:46,111
Hereditary angioedema.
Symptoms fit perfectly.
660
00:32:46,236 --> 00:32:50,073
It's an incredibly rare disease.
They both would have to have a parent...
661
00:32:50,198 --> 00:32:53,493
Is it a coincidence
that your sister has great hair,
662
00:32:53,952 --> 00:32:56,871
or that these two
have green eyes?
663
00:32:58,373 --> 00:33:01,751
You're not saying...
They're not brother and sister.
664
00:33:03,128 --> 00:33:05,714
God, no. That would be sick.
665
00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:09,509
Half brother and sister.
Different moms.
666
00:33:10,302 --> 00:33:12,846
Dad must have had
an affair with her mom.
667
00:33:13,638 --> 00:33:15,599
That's why he flipped out
when the kids started dating.
668
00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,434
He had it himself.
Probably why the pills.
669
00:33:17,559 --> 00:33:18,727
We won't know for sure...
670
00:33:18,852 --> 00:33:22,355
Testing for HAE or paternity
is going to take a day.
671
00:33:22,480 --> 00:33:26,234
She doesn't have a day.
Start treating and see what happens.
672
00:33:34,117 --> 00:33:35,035
Any change?
673
00:33:35,160 --> 00:33:37,787
Her response to stimuli
is still just as weak.
674
00:33:38,079 --> 00:33:40,248
I almost hope
she stays in a coma.
675
00:33:40,540 --> 00:33:41,833
That's sweet, Cameron.
676
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,918
I'd like to avoid shattering
both of their lives.
677
00:33:44,044 --> 00:33:46,212
You don't think
dying will do that?
678
00:33:48,006 --> 00:33:49,341
(BEEPING)
679
00:33:52,927 --> 00:33:55,138
It's just her oximeter.
680
00:33:59,934 --> 00:34:01,394
Tracy.
681
00:34:02,270 --> 00:34:03,480
Tracy.
682
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,026
She's awake.
683
00:34:12,656 --> 00:34:16,701
Oh, God, baby.
It's gonna be okay.
684
00:34:22,082 --> 00:34:24,167
Awesome. Can I tell them?
685
00:34:24,292 --> 00:34:26,503
We've obviously got to
let them know what's wrong.
686
00:34:26,628 --> 00:34:30,840
But the cause,
the brother-sister thing...
687
00:34:30,965 --> 00:34:35,387
Good plan. We just gotta keep them away
from doctors, the Internet
688
00:34:35,512 --> 00:34:37,806
and anyone who's
not a total moron.
689
00:34:38,223 --> 00:34:39,140
Tell them.
690
00:34:39,265 --> 00:34:42,394
Yesterday he was willing to die
to save her.
691
00:34:42,519 --> 00:34:44,145
We've gotta give him time to recover.
692
00:34:44,270 --> 00:34:46,690
He might be a little vexed
that you kept letting him
693
00:34:46,815 --> 00:34:48,983
hump his sister in the meantime.
694
00:34:49,109 --> 00:34:50,610
Tell them.
695
00:34:50,735 --> 00:34:53,988
Look, unless their dad was also
the product of an incestuous union,
696
00:34:54,114 --> 00:34:56,741
the chances of serious
complications are minimal.
697
00:34:56,866 --> 00:35:01,496
Noble of you to take that risk.
Tell them, or I will.
698
00:35:04,666 --> 00:35:06,918
So we just need
to take these pills?
699
00:35:07,043 --> 00:35:08,420
Twice a day.
700
00:35:08,545 --> 00:35:11,756
Angioedema is very treatable.
You'll be fine.
701
00:35:11,965 --> 00:35:15,135
So, what? We, like,
caught this from each other?
702
00:35:15,260 --> 00:35:18,680
No, it's a condition
you've both always had.
703
00:35:19,389 --> 00:35:22,726
The onset of symptoms are
sometimes caused by stress or trauma.
704
00:35:22,851 --> 00:35:23,893
The incident at the diner.
705
00:35:24,018 --> 00:35:26,104
So we got it as kids?
706
00:35:26,229 --> 00:35:30,900
It's a genetic disease.
It's not...
707
00:35:32,777 --> 00:35:37,115
There's no good reason
two unrelated people would get it.
708
00:35:39,492 --> 00:35:42,287
We think you guys
should take a DNA test.
709
00:35:44,664 --> 00:35:46,958
How can we be related?
710
00:35:51,171 --> 00:35:53,006
We think you have
the same dad.
711
00:35:55,300 --> 00:35:57,552
We won't know for sure
until we do the test.
712
00:35:57,677 --> 00:35:59,345
Oh, God!
713
00:36:06,644 --> 00:36:08,438
Your father.
714
00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:10,482
No. No, this can't be true.
715
00:36:10,607 --> 00:36:13,693
Yeah. Yeah, Jar, I'm lighter.
716
00:36:13,818 --> 00:36:15,737
You know, I'm lighter
than both my parents.
717
00:36:15,862 --> 00:36:20,366
And our eyes. Everyone always talks
about how we have the same eyes.
718
00:36:20,492 --> 00:36:22,952
You're not really siblings.
719
00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,208
We have the same father!
720
00:36:29,167 --> 00:36:32,045
You didn't fight in
the backseat on car trips.
721
00:36:32,170 --> 00:36:34,214
You didn't change
each other's diapers.
722
00:36:34,339 --> 00:36:38,259
You guys just met
and fell in love.
723
00:36:40,595 --> 00:36:44,891
The way you feel,
that hasn't changed.
724
00:37:13,753 --> 00:37:17,257
Hey, Foreman, can you wear the beeper
for a couple of hours this weekend?
725
00:37:17,382 --> 00:37:18,675
What?
726
00:37:18,800 --> 00:37:20,468
We just destroyed
two people's lives.
727
00:37:20,593 --> 00:37:22,303
So I'm not allowed to
run errands anymore?
728
00:37:22,428 --> 00:37:24,055
I'd like to see some sign
that it affects you,
729
00:37:24,180 --> 00:37:26,391
or that you recognize
it affects other people.
730
00:37:26,516 --> 00:37:28,059
So are you going to wear
the beeper or not?
731
00:37:28,184 --> 00:37:29,853
Sorry, I can't.
732
00:37:31,187 --> 00:37:33,439
You just want to punish me.
733
00:37:34,190 --> 00:37:35,900
I'm busy.
734
00:37:36,025 --> 00:37:37,277
With what?
735
00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:40,363
Going out of town.
736
00:37:41,990 --> 00:37:44,117
Where are you going?
737
00:37:46,244 --> 00:37:51,124
Foreman, you're not missing
a blue shoe, are you?
738
00:37:56,004 --> 00:37:57,422
Come...
739
00:37:57,964 --> 00:38:00,884
You can't bet when you know
the answer beforehand.
740
00:38:01,009 --> 00:38:03,553
We could spend all day
arguing whether you can bet
741
00:38:03,678 --> 00:38:05,054
when you know
the answer beforehand.
742
00:38:05,179 --> 00:38:07,181
Give me the 200 bucks.
743
00:38:22,280 --> 00:38:23,698
What?
744
00:38:28,703 --> 00:38:30,288
- Hey-
- Hey-
745
00:38:40,965 --> 00:38:42,717
You Okay?
746
00:38:42,842 --> 00:38:46,262
I was just wondering,
do you really like jazz?
747
00:38:46,387 --> 00:38:48,056
I love it.
748
00:38:48,848 --> 00:38:49,891
Are you lYi"9?
749
00:38:51,768 --> 00:38:52,685
I'm lyirl9-
750
00:38:56,147 --> 00:38:58,524
I want to spend time with you.
751
00:38:58,733 --> 00:39:00,610
Is that so terrible?
752
00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:02,820
No.
753
00:39:07,325 --> 00:39:11,663
Maybe we shouldn't walk out together.
If people see us leaving...
754
00:39:11,788 --> 00:39:14,540
Everybody's got to
find out sometime.
755
00:39:20,755 --> 00:39:23,299
Let me just meet you
at your place.
756
00:39:35,228 --> 00:39:36,354
She got her own room.
757
00:39:39,190 --> 00:39:42,902
She just needs
some time alone.
758
00:39:49,534 --> 00:39:51,953
Do you want me to
hang out here a bit?
759
00:41:25,129 --> 00:41:27,507
If you've come to return
the thermometer, don't bother.
760
00:41:27,632 --> 00:41:28,674
I've moved on.
761
00:41:28,800 --> 00:41:33,137
If you'd actually read my chart,
you'd have known that I'm a cop.
762
00:41:34,263 --> 00:41:37,475
You were going 40
in a 25 zone.
763
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:39,560
Oh, come on.
764
00:41:40,269 --> 00:41:43,147
This isn't because I was speeding,
this is because I'm Latino.
765
00:41:43,272 --> 00:41:45,483
License, registration,
proof of insurance.
766
00:41:45,608 --> 00:41:49,153
Sorry, cool jacket.
Only pockets for important stuff.
767
00:41:49,278 --> 00:41:50,905
That's a shame.
768
00:41:52,240 --> 00:41:54,075
A 50 buck ticket?
769
00:41:54,200 --> 00:41:56,327
Is that your way of
beating me up,
770
00:41:56,452 --> 00:41:58,412
or is that just the price
for sticking something in you?
771
00:41:58,538 --> 00:42:01,290
You took a pill
while you were examining a patient.
772
00:42:01,415 --> 00:42:04,252
That's serious
addictive behavior.
773
00:42:06,504 --> 00:42:09,590
I'm betting that
you're holding right now.
774
00:42:11,592 --> 00:42:13,761
I wasn't weaving.
I'm not drunk.
775
00:42:13,886 --> 00:42:16,889
- You've got no reason to...
- Pupils dilated.
776
00:42:17,014 --> 00:42:19,725
Appear to be under
the influence of a narcotic.
777
00:42:19,851 --> 00:42:23,896
Would you mind turning around, please,
and putting your hands behind your head?
778
00:42:24,021 --> 00:42:27,275
Does that polite crap
ever work on people?
779
00:42:29,152 --> 00:42:35,241
Most people realize
there's only one answer.
780
00:42:42,456 --> 00:42:43,666
You got a prescription?
781
00:42:43,791 --> 00:42:46,085
I'm a cripple who
works in a hospital.
782
00:42:46,210 --> 00:42:48,045
You don't think
I can get a valid prescription?
783
00:42:48,171 --> 00:42:49,964
Arrogant son of a bitch
like you?
784
00:42:50,089 --> 00:42:52,592
I'm going to bet
you didn't bother.
785
00:42:52,717 --> 00:42:59,348
You are under arrest
for possession of narcotics.
786
00:42:59,473 --> 00:43:01,642
You have the right
to remain silent,
787
00:43:01,767 --> 00:43:05,354
which you should take advantage of
for once in your life.
788
00:43:05,479 --> 00:43:06,856
If you give up the right
to remain silent,
789
00:43:06,981 --> 00:43:10,443
anything you say
can and will be used against you...