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Adam, eyes here.
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(SHOUTS)
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Follow my finger.
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Adam, show me a bicycle.
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Eyes here.
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Adam, show me a bicycle.
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No, buddy, that's a ball.
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Adam, look at me.
Are you hungry?
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Show me what you
want for lunch.
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He's still drawing those lines
instead of looking at the cards.
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More juice?
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If he wants more juice,
he has to ask for it.
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Adam, buddy, eyes here.
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He's tired, Dom.
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He wouldn't be
if we stuck to the schedule.
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Show me the juice, buddy.
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I think we've reached
the point of diminishing returns.
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He has to ask for it. Adam.
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He's choking.
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That's impossible.
It's mac and cheese.
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Ten-year-old boy who screams
for his life for no reason.
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He's autistic.
Severely autistic.
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Can't talk,
can't make eye contact.
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Screaming is probably his way
of communicating.
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And he went to three different doctors
who all said just that.
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So, clearly that can't be the answer.
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His brain can't
filter information.
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It's a constant assault on his senses.
I'd scream, too.
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Or it's something medical-sounding,
like dysesthesia.
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Parents are convinced that there's
something wrong with their son.
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Since when did we start believing
parents? Or anyone? Where are we going?
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Elevator.
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Dad was on Wall Street,
Mom was a partner in an accounting firm.
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When their son was diagnosed
with autism, they both quit.
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So they're over-protective and scared.
The more reason to discount...
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They study this kid.
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Heard him scream a million times,
but in ten years of caring for him,
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this is the first time
they've brought him to a hospital.
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ER checked his throat.
No obstructions, nothing.
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Which means the only symptom
was a scream,
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which is diagnostic of nothing.
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Kid clutched his chest, BP was elevated,
maybe there was chest pain.
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ER said the heart was fine.
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Don't be so quick
to dismiss pain.
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- Where are we going?
- Down.
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Stool sample
to check for parasites,
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blood culture to rule out infection,
and ANA for lupus.
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Because he screamed?
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Could also be
an environmental reaction.
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An allergy.
Dust, wheat, pollen,
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- a toxin or something he ate.
- Check the house.
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And run a lung
ventilation scan.
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Lungs are in the chest, too, right?
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I had a date last night,
she screamed.
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Should we spend
a hundred thousand dollars testing her?
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Of course not.
This isn't a veterinary hospital.
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Look, if you don't think
this kid is worth saving...
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That's not what I'm saying.
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That's too bad.
It was a good point.
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Kid's just a lump with tonsils.
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You know what it's going to be like
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trying to put an autistic kid
into a nuclear scanner?
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I don't envy you 9W5-
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I want my old carpet back.
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We're going to have to do this later.
A kid in the clinic had an accident.
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Generally, when people
are on the phone...
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I want my old carpet back.
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It was stained with blood.
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Yeah, my blood,
which makes the carpet part of me.
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I want it back.
I want to be buried with it.
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You think you can get me to do
anything you want,
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regardless of
how stupid it is?
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It's my office.
It's where I work,
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where I think, where I save lives,
allowing you to brag to rich people,
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so they'll give you more money
to spend on MRls and low-cut tops.
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I want it back the way it was.
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It's identical
to the old carpet.
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Except without
the hazardous biological waste.
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I shall not return to my office until
every patented, durable micro-fiber
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has been restored
to its rightful place.
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Inspiring.
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If you don't want to work
in your office, work in the clinic.
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If you don't want to work in the clinic,
go home. And don't get paid.
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Attica! Attica!
Attica! Attica! Attica!
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Attica?
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He just needs to
finish this level.
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We only have the scanner
for the next half hour.
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- After that...
- Trust me,
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you don't want to move him
until he's finished.
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The sooner we do this test,
the sooner we can get you guys home.
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Adam, do you think that...
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No.
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Ten minutes. Tops.
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If he has a vascular disorder,
he might not have...
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He might not have ten minutes?
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I don't have ten minutes.
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No! No! You don't want to
do that. Adam? Adam?
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(SCREAMING)
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I used Metamucil
like the doctor told me
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and finally I was able to
use the bathroom.
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But I saw something in the toilet
I couldn't identify.
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I wrapped it in tissue paper,
so you could take a look.
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Can't you sedate him or something?
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I could if I didn't want
the test results to mean anything.
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Painkillers, exercising,
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we even did that
puncture thing, nothing works.
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Then this morning, I get up,
my back feels great.
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I figured I'd better
get down here, right away.
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Big shocker, Dad's depressed.
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Save your time.
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SSRls don't cause chest pain.
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Wow.
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Every minute of every day is booked.
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When he eats, sleeps,
plays his handheld.
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Not much of a life for them.
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They chose to have a family.
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You don't get to decide
what your kid's going to be like.
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Nobody chooses this.
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It's funny,
you get a normal kid, the parent works.
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You get a special kid
that costs more,
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you quit and turn the backyard
into a therapy circuit.
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Yes, if only you
were handicapped.
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All the good times
you could have had with Dad.
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Hi, Doctor House.
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Hello, girl whose name
I don't remember,
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but whose dad I treated,
so I don't really know why she's here.
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Ali. I think I caught
what my dad has. The rhino thing.
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Right.
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Does that hurt?
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Little.
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It's in my chest, too.
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Of course it is.
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Kind of had access through the shirt,
but this'll work.
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That feels good.
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Exactly when did New Jersey
run out of horny 17-year-old boys?
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About five weeks ago.
It's been very lonely.
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The...
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The ventilation scan was normal.
Time to send him home.
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Can't leave right now.
Well, congratulations.
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You are the proud owner
of your very own "rhino thing."
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A rhinovirus?
You can't leave because she has a cold?
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I can't leave because
Cuddy says I can't leave.
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All the tests are normal.
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Okay, don't start with me.
We're backed up.
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I know this is hard for all of us,
but thanks to Doctor Cuddy,
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I don't have an office,
so I have to work here.
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What did she do
to your office?
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It's unusable.
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So whatever's bothering him,
it wasn't his lungs.
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What about the kid's house?
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There were some pesticides and alcohol,
but the tox screen was negative.
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Which means there's nothing
physically wrong with this kid.
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We already had that discussion.
We get a fecal smear?
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Should we do this
someplace else?
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No, Cuddy says
I have to work here.
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No, I said you can work in your office,
or you had to work here.
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And since I can't work
in my office...
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Is this your master plan?
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Disrupt hospital business
until I replace your carpet?
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Devious. Saw it
in a James Bond movie.
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Fecal smear! Talk to me.
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Get out of here.
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Put back my carpet?
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No. Get out of here.
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Fecal matter.
ls there a sample we can look at?
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The parents have a smear kit.
The kid is constipated.
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Do what you want.
Not replacing your carpet.
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Go up his rear
and get a smear.
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Which reminds me,
I kind of feel like a bagel.
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Carpets.
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Need a stool sample.
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We should probably wait until
he's finished playing that level, huh?
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I actually think
he's a bit better today.
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He seems more like
his old self.
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It's possible that
he was never sick.
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I guess, we could've overreacted.
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- Adam? Adam?
- Adam? Adam?
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So what makes fluid fill the lining
of a kid's lungs?
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Why are we in here?
Is this some sort of power play?
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Yeah.
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So, you stuck your finger in the kid
and gave him a pleural effusion?
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Have you ever considered
getting a manicure?
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I took the stool sample
after his lungs failed.
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Or do you really have a problem
with the carpeting?
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Change sets you off...
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I said it was a power play.
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If someone answers yes to option A,
you don't move on to option B.
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If there's a pleural effusion,
we have to rule out heart failure.
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Why now? Why a power play now?
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I smelled weakness.
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Get the kid an echocardiogram.
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That's funny.
It says, "James Wilson."
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That's a strange typo.
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The fluid comes back and exudates,
get him on broad spectrum antibiotics.
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- Thank you for coming.
- No problem.
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Thought you wouldn't mind
sharing offices for a while.
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You share stories, feelings,
toys, you don't share offices.
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That is so not Zen.
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It was a gift.
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Some doctors get those.
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So, you want mornings
or afternoons?
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You couldn't make Cuddy miserable,
so you're going to make me miserable,
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so I can make Cuddy miserable
on your behalf?
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Yeah.
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What makes you think
I can make her miserable?
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'Cause you're
good at that stuff.
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I'm nothing compared to you.
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Is there anything
you'll throw out?
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That's a gift from
an eleven-year-old patient of mine.
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She and I both knew it was a piece
of junk, and that's what made her laugh.
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So you gotta keep it until she...
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She already did.
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(ADAM SCREAMING)
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Adam, I need you to
stay still, buddy.
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It's okay. It's okay.
I got him.
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There we go.
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What? What is it?
ls his heart okay?
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No.
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Echo suggested a conduction
abnormality, EKG confirmed it.
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Still doesn't explain the effusion.
The pleural fluid was an exudate.
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We should be looking for something that
explains the heart and lung problems.
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An infection, parasite, cancer.
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Microbiology showed no organisms
in the fluids, so forget infection.
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It's not a power play.
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Doing a differential in the clinic
makes sense, piss Cuddy off.
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Same thing with Wilson's office,
works indirectly.
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But now we're in office space
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because you don't want to be
in your own office.
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Which means this has nothing
to do with Cuddy.
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You really are obsessed
with your carpets.
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- Which means...
- What are you doing here?
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I have this room
booked from two to three.
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Two, East Coast Time?
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I thought you meant Pacific.
Which is stupid of me, I guess.
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What about parasites?
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Stool sample's negative.
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It's two o'clock.
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Oh, well. We should go then.
That just leaves cancer.
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Get a lung biopsy.
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It took a half an hour to get the mask
on the kid for the lung scan.
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I'm sorry. Was there somewhere
you needed to be?
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House, can we talk?
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- Carpet?
- Never.
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Nothing to talk about.
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Your girlfriend called the clinic
15 times, looking for you today.
246
00:14:57,376 --> 00:14:58,794
Lot to discuss,
china patterns...
247
00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,463
House. She's a stalker.
248
00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:01,589
Right.
249
00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:04,008
Couldn't be that she finds me
interesting, attractive,
250
00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,218
has to be that she's insane.
251
00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,304
She's called you 15 times. Your mother's
not that interested in you.
252
00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,431
Well maybe I'd be
better adjusted if she was.
253
00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:12,600
- I'm notifying security.
- Is this about the carpet?
254
00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,435
Do you think I'll back off
if you block all my fun?
255
00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,853
You better not be having fun.
256
00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:17,688
I'm having fun.
I'm not having sex.
257
00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,524
- She's dangerous.
- She's not dangerous.
258
00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,025
- She's pretty-
- She's pretty-
259
00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,277
- Men are stupid.
- I'm with you so far.
260
00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:25,488
I'm notifying security.
261
00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:30,535
Give her a break.
She's not dangerous, she's insightful.
262
00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,788
You can't stop our love!
263
00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,754
- Hey, you got a minute?
- Yeah.
264
00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:43,756
We have a ten-year-old
with pleural effusion
265
00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:46,133
and conduction abnormality,
but no heart failure.
266
00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,635
Was there protein
in the pleural fluid?
267
00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,720
Yeah. That's why
we're thinking cancer.
268
00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,890
Non-Hodgkin's probably.
So we want to do a lung biopsy.
269
00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,642
Lung biopsies usually
come back negative,
270
00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,852
so biopsy a lymph node under the arm.
271
00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,230
That's probably something
an oncologist should do, right?
272
00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,482
There's nothing real tricky to it.
It's a biopsy.
273
00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,652
Still, just to be safe. You mind?
274
00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:08,489
(SCREAMING)
275
00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:16,872
For the love of God,
can't somebody shut that kid up?
276
00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,583
People are trying to
work around here.
277
00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,376
Why don't you show him
a teddy bear or something?
278
00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,586
Who are you?
279
00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,296
Somebody you'll
never send a gift to.
280
00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:26,090
This is Doctor House,
your son's doctor.
281
00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:27,800
High test, please.
282
00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,137
He)!' hey, hey, hey!
283
00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,474
Out of Vicodin?
284
00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:38,394
What are you doing?
285
00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,314
Eating the red berries.
286
00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,300
He trusted you.
287
00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:14,096
No, that wasn't trust.
That was self-preservation.
288
00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:16,307
No. That was huge.
289
00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:20,061
- It was like a conversation.
- A mon...
290
00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:25,733
A monkey's afraid to eat the red berries
until he sees another monkey eat 'em.
291
00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,527
Monkey see, monkey do.
That's all it was.
292
00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:33,366
Your kid's still just as messed up
as when we admitted him.
293
00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:37,495
(CRASHING)
294
00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:48,297
That was sensitive.
295
00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,965
You have pretty hair.
296
00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,303
Hope is all those parents
have going for them.
297
00:17:54,428 --> 00:17:57,390
No, hope is what's
making them miserable.
298
00:17:57,515 --> 00:18:00,059
What they should do is
get a cocker spaniel.
299
00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,561
A dog would look them
in the eye,
300
00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:06,065
wag his tail when he's happy,
lick their face, show them love.
301
00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,275
Is it so wrong for them
to want to have a normal child?
302
00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:10,444
It's nonnal to
want to be normal.
303
00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,613
Spoken like
a true Circle Queen.
304
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,951
See, skinny,
socially-privileged white people
305
00:18:17,076 --> 00:18:18,953
get to draw this
neat little circle.
306
00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:21,956
Everyone inside
the circle is normal.
307
00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,375
Everyone outside the circle
should be beaten,
308
00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,045
broken and reset,
so they can be brought into the circle.
309
00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:32,299
Failing that, they should be
institutionalized, or worse, pitied.
310
00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:34,427
So, it's wrong to feel sorry
for this little boy?
311
00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:35,761
Why would you feel sorry
for someone
312
00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,514
who gets to opt out
of the inane courteous formalities,
313
00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:42,226
which are utterly meaningless,
insincere, and therefore, degrading?
314
00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:45,229
This kid doesn't have to pretend
to be interested in your back pain,
315
00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:48,524
or your excretions,
or your grandma's itchy place.
316
00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,276
Can you imagine
how liberating it would be
317
00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:54,196
to live a life free of
all the mind-numbing social niceties?
318
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,826
I don't pity this kid.
I envy him.
319
00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:05,166
No cancer because
these aren't lymph cells.
320
00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,084
Then what are they?
321
00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,503
Liver cells.
322
00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:21,056
Wow, liver cells
under his arm.
323
00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:26,228
Wonder what he's got
where his liver's supposed to be?
324
00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:44,246
Anyone got a clue how
liver cells got into the kid's armpit?
325
00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,169
Make yourself at home.
326
00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:55,007
So, you think maybe
Gray's Anatomy got it all wrong?
327
00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,718
Lymph system circulates fluid,
not organ cells.
328
00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,137
Cancer cells break into
the lymphatic system all the time.
329
00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:01,597
But we're not talking
about cancer cells.
330
00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,225
So what's the difference
between cancer cells and liver cells?
331
00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,477
Why can one pass through walls,
but the other can't?
332
00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:08,521
Cancer cells are damaged,
it lets them grow into blood vessels,
333
00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:09,730
go wherever they want.
334
00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:11,232
So if the liver cells
are damaged...
335
00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:13,317
The liver isn't damaged.
The tests were normal.
336
00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:15,903
So if the liver cells
are damaged,
337
00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,614
it's theoretically possible
they passed into the lymphatic system.
338
00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,826
Liver failure could also explain
pleural effusion, even the heart issues.
339
00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:23,202
The liver cells are fine.
340
00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,579
He was immunized for Hep A and B,
and do you really think this kid
341
00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:28,457
is having unprotected sex,
or sharing needles?
342
00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,378
Daddy does seem
the type to use a rubber.
343
00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:36,966
So it's not viral. That just leaves
a lot of booze-irrhosis.
344
00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:41,011
Our 10-year-old boy does not
have a drinking problem, or cirrhosis.
345
00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,263
House, when we
echoed his heart,
346
00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,056
we got a piece of his liver.
There was no scarring.
347
00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:46,767
Cirrhosis explains the symptoms,
heart problems, lungs...
348
00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:49,228
Look up cirrhosis in the dictionary,
it means scarring.
349
00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,689
Parents aren't doing
or dosing this kid.
350
00:20:51,814 --> 00:20:53,065
How would you know that?
351
00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:55,317
The kid can't talk.
Why do you think I took this case?
352
00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:56,944
He's not going to give away
the ending.
353
00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:58,362
They quit their jobs for him.
354
00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:02,116
Yes, they are everything
you'd want in a parent.
355
00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:05,202
Unfortunately,
their kid is nothing you'd want.
356
00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:07,997
When a baby is born, it's perfect.
357
00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:12,376
Little fingers, little toes,
plump, perfect, pink,
358
00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:15,045
and brimming
with unbridled potential.
359
00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:19,258
Then it's downhill.
Some hills steeper than others.
360
00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,760
Parents get off
on their kids' accomplishments.
361
00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,554
Bend over and relax.
362
00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,055
Cute.
363
00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:28,809
They'll annoy you
with trophy rooms and report cards.
364
00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,895
Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow
365
00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,440
and tell what a keen eye
for color their kid has.
366
00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:44,074
But this kid,
he doesn't smile,
367
00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:46,035
he doesn't hug them, he doesn't laugh.
368
00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,494
His parents get nothing
369
00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,456
but the right to brag that their kid
picked orange juice out of a lineup.
370
00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:54,335
So you figure they slip the kid a mickey
so they don't have to deal.
371
00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,420
Do a biopsy
to confirm cirrhosis.
372
00:21:56,545 --> 00:22:00,758
Don't try to pawn it off on Wilson,
he's going to be busy with Cuddy.
373
00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:09,308
My parents love me unconditionally.
Get out of here.
374
00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,189
Don't you think
the restraining order's a little much?
375
00:22:15,314 --> 00:22:17,983
He's not actually going to have sex
with a 17-year-old patient.
376
00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:19,610
I didn't think he was going to ask me
377
00:22:19,735 --> 00:22:22,196
to dig a bloodstained carpet
out of a dumpster, either.
378
00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:24,907
It might be easier
in the long run.
379
00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:30,245
Are we stopping here,
so House doesn't find us?
380
00:22:31,288 --> 00:22:33,540
Unless you want to make out.
381
00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,710
You want me to surrender
to House's coup?
382
00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:42,383
No, no. You pro-actively
give him what he wants.
383
00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:44,551
I defeat him
by surrendering to him.
384
00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:47,721
He'll never see it coming.
Look, I'll pay for it myself.
385
00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:49,848
What is it, a thousand bucks
to carpet a room?
386
00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:51,642
Actually, it's 400.
387
00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,310
Not doing it.
388
00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:01,276
Liver biopsy?
389
00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:02,486
They're doing it now.
390
00:23:02,611 --> 00:23:03,862
How's it going?
391
00:23:03,988 --> 00:23:05,197
Like a biopsy.
392
00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:07,616
Needles, cells, screaming.
393
00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,576
What did you find
in the stool sample?
394
00:23:09,702 --> 00:23:11,954
You were too busy
bothering Cuddy.
395
00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:13,956
But as discussed,
it was negative for parasites.
396
00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:15,249
Can we get out of here?
397
00:23:15,374 --> 00:23:16,500
I didn't ask
what you didn't find,
398
00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,711
I asked what you did find
in the stool sample.
399
00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,713
Stool
400
00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:24,299
and traces of iron, zinc,
calcium carbonate. Can we leave?
401
00:23:24,425 --> 00:23:26,593
What's the matter?
You afraid of the man?
402
00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:28,637
Yeah.
403
00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:31,724
Too late.
404
00:23:33,726 --> 00:23:35,227
Leave my stuff alone.
405
00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:38,856
You have a meeting with a Guggenheim
in 15 minutes. You're wearing that?
406
00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:42,234
I'm going to count to three
and then I'm going to fire you. One.
407
00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,320
Calcium carbonate?
That's an anti-diarrheal, right?
408
00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:46,947
- Two.
- Think that's significant?
409
00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:49,408
Think hard poops is significant?
410
00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:52,244
Two and a half.
411
00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:55,247
Never threaten
unless you're ready to deliver.
412
00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:56,623
Makes you look weak.
413
00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,459
Thank God you don't have children.
414
00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:00,294
(PHONE RINGING)
415
00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,422
Doctor Cuddy.
416
00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:06,884
Take a message.
417
00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:11,513
Your patient is being
rushed to cardiac ICU.
418
00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:16,518
Wow. That's like the one thing
that would get me out of here.
419
00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:18,937
I'm sorry,
you can't come in here.
420
00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:21,065
What's going on?
421
00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:23,150
One, two, three.
422
00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:26,737
He's in V fib.
423
00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:31,867
Charged.
424
00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,368
CHASE: Clear.
425
00:24:33,494 --> 00:24:35,037
Charging, clear.
426
00:24:35,329 --> 00:24:39,625
Charging, clear.
Charging, clear.
427
00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:55,432
He's stable for the moment.
First-degree atrial ventricular block.
428
00:24:55,557 --> 00:24:57,851
Okay, what else do we know?
429
00:24:57,976 --> 00:25:00,854
His liver's damaged. Pleural effusion
compromised his lung function.
430
00:25:00,979 --> 00:25:03,315
Biopsy was negative
for cirrhosis.
431
00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,317
Parents didn't
poison their son.
432
00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:09,655
It's not his liver,
his heart, or his lungs.
433
00:25:10,364 --> 00:25:12,449
It's the calcium carbonate
in his stool.
434
00:25:12,574 --> 00:25:15,244
Kid was constipated.
Parents probably just overdid it.
435
00:25:15,369 --> 00:25:17,496
Or they didn't do it at all.
436
00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,706
Calcium carbonate
is also what's in chalk.
437
00:25:19,832 --> 00:25:20,958
FOREMAN: So he ate some chalk.
438
00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,585
It isn't toxic, it sure didn't cause
the pleural effusion.
439
00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,711
Forget the chalk.
440
00:25:24,837 --> 00:25:25,879
You just said
it was about the chalk.
441
00:25:26,004 --> 00:25:27,840
Yes, and then I said,
"Forget the chalk."
442
00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,968
You must be very confused.
The kid's got pica.
443
00:25:31,593 --> 00:25:33,720
You take him to a buffet,
he's going to eat the table.
444
00:25:33,846 --> 00:25:34,763
Or lead paint.
445
00:25:34,888 --> 00:25:37,307
Level of lead in the blood was normal.
His tox screen was clean.
446
00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:38,809
We're not looking for typical poisons.
447
00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:40,811
We're looking for anything
that he could put in his mouth.
448
00:25:40,936 --> 00:25:42,938
Matches, spiders, bricks.
449
00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:45,482
Pressure-treated wood
used to contain arsenic.
450
00:25:45,607 --> 00:25:46,817
Even better.
451
00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:51,655
Hansel, get samples of
the Gingerbread House. Bag everything.
452
00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:01,123
Hey.
453
00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,297
You could get into
a lot of trouble being here.
454
00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:10,007
I wanted to see you.
455
00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:11,300
Yeah, I got that.
456
00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:16,388
So did everyone else.
They think you're a stalker.
457
00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:19,725
One could argue those people
might be jealous of your attention.
458
00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:22,227
Yes, I actually
made that argument.
459
00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:26,106
- You going home?
- That's the plan.
460
00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,736
In Iceland, the age of consent is 14.
461
00:26:31,612 --> 00:26:35,282
I'm surprised that tourism
isn't a bigger industry up there.
462
00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:39,161
Today I'm jailbait,
but in 22 weeks,
463
00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:42,414
anybody can do anything to me.
464
00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,543
Will I be so different
in 22 weeks?
465
00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:50,047
Twenty-two weeks is enough
for an embryo to grow arms and legs.
466
00:26:50,172 --> 00:26:52,257
It's just a line.
467
00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:55,802
An arbitrary line drawn
by a bunch of sad, old men in robes.
468
00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:58,680
Yeah, who cares what judges think?
469
00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,184
I didn't think of you as a guy
who followed rules
470
00:27:02,309 --> 00:27:04,728
just because they were rules.
471
00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:12,110
You are over ten years younger than me.
472
00:27:14,071 --> 00:27:15,364
I said, "Over."
473
00:27:15,489 --> 00:27:17,199
(ELEVATOR DINGS)
474
00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:20,535
- Gotta go!
- House.
475
00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:23,121
Doctor Cuddy.
476
00:27:23,247 --> 00:27:25,791
Do you happen to know the way
to the Icelandic consulate?
477
00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,711
This young woman, a stranger to me,
was just asking directions.
478
00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:33,048
Security was going to call the police.
I don't want to do that to you.
479
00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,008
- Go home.
- She needed a ride.
480
00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:38,303
She got here on her own,
she can get home on her own.
481
00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:39,680
Now.
482
00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:45,185
If I see you on hospital grounds again,
I will call the police.
483
00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:03,704
After that look, I'm feeling
a little frisky. Looks like you're up.
484
00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:05,831
I'm ovulating. Let's go.
485
00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:09,167
The frisky, it went away.
486
00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:11,253
House, this isn't a game.
487
00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:19,511
If I leave her alone,
can I have my carpet back?
488
00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,054
No.
489
00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:24,349
If I forget about
my carpet can I have her?
490
00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,962
Jimsonweed. I found a small patch of it
in his backyard.
491
00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:57,674
Jimsonweed contains atropine,
poor man's acid.
492
00:28:57,883 --> 00:29:01,136
Our kid's been tripping on
"Lucy in the Sky with cubic zirconium."
493
00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,597
Explains the pleural effusion,
the heart arrhythmias.
494
00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:05,515
Meeting here will do nothing
to upset Cuddy.
495
00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,975
I'm not trying to upset Cuddy.
496
00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,436
I'm trying to figure out
what's wrong with the patient.
497
00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:11,063
- Continue.
- I'm done.
498
00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:13,607
Jimsonweed doesn't explain
the screaming.
499
00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:15,192
You've obviously
never had a bad trip.
500
00:29:15,317 --> 00:29:17,778
I would've thought you'd try
to accomplish two goals at once.
501
00:29:17,903 --> 00:29:20,155
Why can't you be more like
the other age-inappropriate girls
502
00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,116
who have a thing for me?
Just accept me for me.
503
00:29:24,534 --> 00:29:25,410
Continue.
504
00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:29,122
Treatment for jimsonweed OD
is physostigmine.
505
00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:31,208
Kid's got heart issues.
The two don't mix.
506
00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,751
We'd better make sure
that's what he's got.
507
00:29:32,876 --> 00:29:35,837
Serum from the lab in Patterson
is three days minimum.
508
00:29:35,962 --> 00:29:38,256
He won't survive three days.
509
00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:39,716
What time does he wake up?
510
00:29:39,841 --> 00:29:41,551
7:35 a.m.
511
00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,428
Then what? Walk me through it.
512
00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:46,431
7:40 to 7:50 he goes to the toilet,
washes his face.
513
00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:47,516
What does this matter?
514
00:29:47,641 --> 00:29:48,809
I'm trying to prove
he ate the plant.
515
00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:50,811
His schedule has nothing to do
with jimsonweed.
516
00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:52,020
There are two possibilities.
517
00:29:52,145 --> 00:29:55,899
Either the parents saw him eat the plant
or the kid has unsupervised time,
518
00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:58,110
and eats plants instead of
playing with blocks.
519
00:29:58,235 --> 00:30:00,654
Even if you find 15 minutes
of free time outside,
520
00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,239
it doesn't mean he spent it
eating a bush.
521
00:30:02,364 --> 00:30:06,576
So, what do we do? Nothing?
Wait for the kid to tell us? What?
522
00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:12,582
Where are you going?
523
00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,334
To talk to him.
524
00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:26,888
Ever see your son eat a bush?
525
00:30:27,013 --> 00:30:27,931
I haven't.
526
00:30:28,056 --> 00:30:29,307
I've only ever seen him eat...
527
00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:31,685
Adam, you ate something at your house.
528
00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:35,981
Something that made you sick.
I need you to show me what you ate.
529
00:30:36,106 --> 00:30:37,441
He can't answer you.
530
00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:39,276
Neither can you.
531
00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:42,779
This is your backyard.
532
00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:47,159
You may know it as Mel's Diner.
This is your sandbox.
533
00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:51,538
Your jungle gym.
And under it is this.
534
00:30:54,249 --> 00:30:56,751
I need to know if you ate this, Adam.
535
00:30:57,085 --> 00:30:59,296
He doesn't know what you want.
536
00:30:59,421 --> 00:31:03,425
Adam, you have to tell me
because if you don't,
537
00:31:06,678 --> 00:31:09,139
game over. You'll be dead.
538
00:31:09,264 --> 00:31:11,433
What the hell are you doing?
539
00:31:11,558 --> 00:31:13,310
Show me what you ate.
540
00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,688
Adam, show me what you ate.
541
00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,419
- Adam?
- Honey?
542
00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:41,213
Adam!
543
00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:54,351
Come on in, brothers and sister,
544
00:31:54,476 --> 00:31:56,478
welcome to
the house of the Lord!
545
00:31:56,603 --> 00:31:58,688
House, come on. The Chapel?
546
00:31:58,813 --> 00:32:02,817
We have been blessed
with the miracle of a new symptom.
547
00:32:02,943 --> 00:32:04,569
Brother, can you testify
548
00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:08,865
as to why this poor child's
eyeball rolled back into his head?
549
00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:13,453
It's consistent with jimsonweed
poisoning, ocular paralysis. I'm sorry.
550
00:32:13,578 --> 00:32:14,913
The wicked shall deceive ye
551
00:32:15,038 --> 00:32:18,291
because they have turned
from the Lord and are idiots.
552
00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:20,752
His ocular muscle
didn't paralyze, it pirouetted.
553
00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:23,505
- MS?
- It is easier for a wise man
554
00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:25,924
- to gain access to heaven...
- Will you stop doing that?
555
00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:27,217
Just say, "Not MS."
556
00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:29,344
A stroke, bleed in the brain.
557
00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:33,557
We'd be seeing other symptoms besides
a single eye misalignment. Like a coma.
558
00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:34,975
And you've already testified.
559
00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,434
It's a tumor.
560
00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,562
And all the imaging just missed it?
561
00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:40,105
It's a micro-tumor.
562
00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,315
It started in his lung,
which caused the pleural effusion.
563
00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,485
Then it metastasized to his liver,
which made it slough cells.
564
00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,238
And then it went to his brain
behind the eye,
565
00:32:48,363 --> 00:32:49,906
which caused it to roll back
into his head.
566
00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:52,826
So, he had three tumors
and we missed all of them?
567
00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,744
What's the opposite of a miracle?
568
00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:58,623
I have a better chance of finding it,
now that I know exactly where to look.
569
00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:02,502
So, unless you have a better idea,
570
00:33:02,627 --> 00:33:08,133
I'm going to go CT his head and then,
if I have to, remove his eye.
571
00:33:11,386 --> 00:33:13,221
You remove this kid's eye,
572
00:33:13,346 --> 00:33:17,726
he's only going to be
half as good at not making eye contact.
573
00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:29,446
CUDDY: Hello?
574
00:33:31,114 --> 00:33:32,324
Hello?
575
00:33:34,075 --> 00:33:35,285
Hello?
576
00:33:37,579 --> 00:33:40,290
I have sad news for you.
She doesn't love you.
577
00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:42,667
You're ugly when you're jealous.
578
00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:45,545
She showed up at my house last night.
Came on to me.
579
00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,340
She's even more perfect than I thought.
580
00:33:48,465 --> 00:33:51,176
House, she's sick.
581
00:33:51,301 --> 00:33:53,803
You say, "Sick,"
I say, "Freestylin'."
582
00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:56,181
The girl will have sex
with an invertebrate.
583
00:33:56,306 --> 00:33:58,183
Come on, you're not that bad.
584
00:33:59,059 --> 00:34:00,435
She has a problem.
585
00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,479
You're not doing her
any favors by indulging her.
586
00:34:02,604 --> 00:34:04,314
How could you lie like this?
587
00:34:04,439 --> 00:34:06,358
Do you not have room
in your heart for love?
588
00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:07,609
You don't believe me.
589
00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:10,445
I didn't believe the kids when they said
that Susie was sleeping with Johnny.
590
00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:11,738
I didn't believe them then.
I don't believe them now.
591
00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:15,241
I don't care that
Susie married Johnny. She's mine.
592
00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:19,287
She has a mole on her right breast,
just below the nipple.
593
00:34:19,412 --> 00:34:20,455
No, she doesn't.
594
00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,706
You've seen her breasts?
595
00:34:21,831 --> 00:34:24,250
It was a medical exam.
I was listening to her heart.
596
00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:28,421
It went, "Greg-House.
Greg-House. Greg-House."
597
00:34:29,214 --> 00:34:31,007
Fine. I'm lying.
598
00:34:31,424 --> 00:34:35,095
But she did come back.
She's locked up in my office.
599
00:34:35,428 --> 00:34:39,599
I was hoping you could talk to her,
put an end to this.
600
00:34:54,447 --> 00:34:55,573
Listen to me.
601
00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,035
Do you have any idea what you'd have
602
00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,705
to look forward to
if you stayed with me?
603
00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:04,791
Nine chances out of ten,
we'd both wind up in ajail.
604
00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,962
You're only saying that to make me go.
605
00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:11,464
I'm saying it
'cause it's true.
606
00:35:14,008 --> 00:35:17,220
Inside of us, we both know
that you belong with Victor.
607
00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,433
Is there a Victor
in your class?
608
00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:28,648
If you're not with someone your age,
you'll regret it.
609
00:35:29,691 --> 00:35:34,362
Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow,
but soon, and for the rest of your life.
610
00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,449
What about us?
611
00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:39,784
We'll always have Fresno.
612
00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:45,749
I'm no good at being noble,
but it doesn't take much to see
613
00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:47,250
that the problems
of two little people
614
00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,128
don't amount to a hill of beans
in this crazy world.
615
00:35:52,255 --> 00:35:54,048
Someday you'll understand that.
616
00:35:57,469 --> 00:36:01,431
Now, now,
here's looking at you.
617
00:36:07,937 --> 00:36:08,772
Damn.
618
00:36:10,857 --> 00:36:13,193
Was there an earthquake
when you were in Fresno?
619
00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:14,277
What?
620
00:36:14,402 --> 00:36:16,029
I ask all my girlfriends that.
621
00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:21,409
Yeah, a little one.
622
00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:23,578
Damn.
623
00:36:24,370 --> 00:36:25,663
What? What?
624
00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,874
- What is it?
- It's not love.
625
00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,877
You have spore in your brain.
626
00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:34,130
Coccidioides immitis.
California's full of them.
627
00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:36,257
They get an earthquake,
they get released into the air,
628
00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:38,051
you breathe it in,
you get a cold.
629
00:36:38,176 --> 00:36:43,598
Turns into sinus congestion, aches,
weakness, milky tears, and sometimes
630
00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:47,393
loss of inhibition
and judgment.
631
00:36:48,978 --> 00:36:50,063
Damn!
632
00:36:50,772 --> 00:36:53,441
So, loving you,
633
00:36:54,692 --> 00:36:59,113
wanting to have sex with you
was all just the spores talking?
634
00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,537
You'll probably live.
635
00:37:08,915 --> 00:37:10,041
Damn!
636
00:37:34,649 --> 00:37:37,610
Hey! Don't touch his eye!
637
00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:40,113
This is an appendectomy.
638
00:37:42,907 --> 00:37:45,159
Like I said,
don't touch his eye.
639
00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,248
Why isn't he in surgery?
640
00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:51,583
Some emergency bumped him.
641
00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:52,792
We've got another room
in ten minutes.
642
00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:54,502
You're not taking him in.
643
00:37:54,627 --> 00:37:56,337
Kill the lights.
644
00:37:58,548 --> 00:38:01,009
He was seeing them
all the time.
645
00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,552
What are you looking for?
646
00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,304
HOUSE: He was telling us
what he was seeing.
647
00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:06,848
Telling us exactly
what was wrong with him.
648
00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:09,642
Drawing them for us over and over again.
649
00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:12,562
But nobody knew
how to speak autistic.
650
00:38:12,687 --> 00:38:14,772
When I asked him what he ate,
he even told me that.
651
00:38:14,898 --> 00:38:17,942
What are you talking about?
What was he seeing?
652
00:38:19,652 --> 00:38:23,740
Hello, my pretties.
It's not a tumor, Foreman.
653
00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:27,035
It's worms
swimming in his eye.
654
00:38:27,994 --> 00:38:31,915
Animal makes potty in the sandbox,
boy plays in the sandbox.
655
00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,750
Boy eats the sand.
656
00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,710
You can probably tell
where this is going by now.
657
00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,462
Stool samples were
negative for parasites.
658
00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:40,465
Raccoon roundworms are not
excreted by their human host.
659
00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:41,799
Cameron tested the sand.
660
00:38:41,925 --> 00:38:42,967
All of it?
661
00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:46,137
Worms spread from his gut
to the rest of his body.
662
00:38:46,262 --> 00:38:49,682
They attacked his lungs, that's what
made him scream and caused the effusion.
663
00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:53,353
They invade his liver, sending dead
liver cells coursing through his system.
664
00:38:53,478 --> 00:38:55,855
They attacked his eye
and the muscles surrounding it,
665
00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:58,274
making his eyeball
do a back flip.
666
00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:01,402
Laser photocoagulation
to fix the eye,
667
00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:04,072
and a high dose of benzimidazole
to kill the worms.
668
00:39:04,197 --> 00:39:07,992
Wait a minute, that's it?
He's going to be okay?
669
00:39:08,701 --> 00:39:09,827
Good news.
670
00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:14,123
He's going to be with you
for a long, long time.
671
00:39:21,214 --> 00:39:23,257
I'm going to read you
something.
672
00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:26,511
"Asperger Syndrome is a mild
and rare form of autism.
673
00:39:26,636 --> 00:39:29,931
"It is typically characterized by
difficulty establishing friendships,
674
00:39:30,056 --> 00:39:34,185
"and playing with peers, trouble
accepting conventional social rules,
675
00:39:34,310 --> 00:39:38,314
"and they dislike any change
in setting or routine."
676
00:39:38,439 --> 00:39:39,983
Or broadloom.
677
00:39:40,191 --> 00:39:42,151
It doesn't say that last part,
but you get my point.
678
00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:46,823
House doesn't have Asperger's. The
diagnosis is much simpler, he's a jerk.
679
00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:48,700
Why do you think
he took this case?
680
00:39:48,825 --> 00:39:50,451
Because he
believes these parents?
681
00:39:50,576 --> 00:39:52,662
Because he wants to
help a young boy?
682
00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:58,376
He sees himself in this kid,
and he's trying to help himself.
683
00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:03,715
He doesn't want this,
he needs it.
684
00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:21,816
You're not autistic.
You don't even have Asperger's.
685
00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,234
You wish you did.
686
00:40:23,359 --> 00:40:26,237
That would exempt you
from the rules, give you freedom,
687
00:40:26,362 --> 00:40:30,616
absolve you of responsibility,
let you date 17-year-olds.
688
00:40:30,742 --> 00:40:34,203
But most important, it would mean
that you're not just a jerk.
689
00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:39,709
At what point does a person endlessly
lecturing someone make him a jerk?
690
00:40:46,758 --> 00:40:52,305
First tongue kiss is an eight
on the happiness scale.
691
00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:58,019
Child being snatched back
from the brink of death, that's a ten.
692
00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,443
They're clocking in
at a very tepid six point five,
693
00:41:06,402 --> 00:41:09,530
because they know what
they have to go back to.
694
00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:16,579
Listen,
695
00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:20,124
thanks.
696
00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:22,835
You saved his life.
697
00:41:23,669 --> 00:41:26,005
Yeah, I know. See ya.
698
00:42:20,935 --> 00:42:22,895
That was so good.
699
00:42:25,189 --> 00:42:27,817
(WAITING ON AN ANGEL PLAYING)
700
00:42:35,241 --> 00:42:37,285
That was a ten.
701
00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:59,015
All change is bad?
702
00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:02,476
It's not true, you know.