1 00:00:03,233 --> 00:00:05,944 Adam, eyes here. 2 00:00:06,069 --> 00:00:07,571 (SHOUTS) 3 00:00:07,696 --> 00:00:09,781 Follow my finger. 4 00:00:09,906 --> 00:00:15,454 Adam, show me a bicycle. 5 00:00:21,084 --> 00:00:22,586 Eyes here. 6 00:00:27,507 --> 00:00:32,220 Adam, show me a bicycle. 7 00:00:48,362 --> 00:00:49,821 No, buddy, that's a ball. 8 00:00:51,281 --> 00:00:54,201 Adam, look at me. Are you hungry? 9 00:00:54,326 --> 00:00:55,952 Show me what you want for lunch. 10 00:01:14,096 --> 00:01:18,141 He's still drawing those lines instead of looking at the cards. 11 00:01:21,269 --> 00:01:22,813 More juice? 12 00:01:23,355 --> 00:01:26,400 If he wants more juice, he has to ask for it. 13 00:01:27,234 --> 00:01:30,028 Adam, buddy, eyes here. 14 00:01:30,153 --> 00:01:31,238 He's tired, Dom. 15 00:01:31,363 --> 00:01:34,157 He wouldn't be if we stuck to the schedule. 16 00:01:34,741 --> 00:01:36,368 Show me the juice, buddy. 17 00:01:37,786 --> 00:01:39,454 I think we've reached the point of diminishing returns. 18 00:01:39,579 --> 00:01:41,873 He has to ask for it. Adam. 19 00:01:43,625 --> 00:01:45,210 He's choking. 20 00:01:45,961 --> 00:01:48,880 That's impossible. It's mac and cheese. 21 00:02:28,086 --> 00:02:31,465 Ten-year-old boy who screams for his life for no reason. 22 00:02:31,590 --> 00:02:34,384 He's autistic. Severely autistic. 23 00:02:35,051 --> 00:02:37,304 Can't talk, can't make eye contact. 24 00:02:37,429 --> 00:02:39,514 Screaming is probably his way of communicating. 25 00:02:39,639 --> 00:02:42,517 And he went to three different doctors who all said just that. 26 00:02:42,642 --> 00:02:44,936 So, clearly that can't be the answer. 27 00:02:45,061 --> 00:02:46,730 His brain can't filter information. 28 00:02:46,855 --> 00:02:50,150 It's a constant assault on his senses. I'd scream, too. 29 00:02:50,275 --> 00:02:53,612 Or it's something medical-sounding, like dysesthesia. 30 00:02:53,737 --> 00:02:58,033 Parents are convinced that there's something wrong with their son. 31 00:02:58,992 --> 00:03:03,079 Since when did we start believing parents? Or anyone? Where are we going? 32 00:03:03,205 --> 00:03:04,664 Elevator. 33 00:03:05,123 --> 00:03:08,335 Dad was on Wall Street, Mom was a partner in an accounting firm. 34 00:03:08,460 --> 00:03:10,587 When their son was diagnosed with autism, they both quit. 35 00:03:10,712 --> 00:03:13,381 So they're over-protective and scared. The more reason to discount... 36 00:03:13,507 --> 00:03:14,716 They study this kid. 37 00:03:14,841 --> 00:03:18,136 Heard him scream a million times, but in ten years of caring for him, 38 00:03:18,261 --> 00:03:19,763 this is the first time they've brought him to a hospital. 39 00:03:19,888 --> 00:03:22,390 ER checked his throat. No obstructions, nothing. 40 00:03:22,516 --> 00:03:23,809 Which means the only symptom was a scream, 41 00:03:23,934 --> 00:03:25,519 which is diagnostic of nothing. 42 00:03:25,644 --> 00:03:28,647 Kid clutched his chest, BP was elevated, maybe there was chest pain. 43 00:03:28,772 --> 00:03:30,482 ER said the heart was fine. 44 00:03:30,607 --> 00:03:32,234 Don't be so quick to dismiss pain. 45 00:03:32,359 --> 00:03:34,653 - Where are we going? - Down. 46 00:03:34,778 --> 00:03:36,530 Stool sample to check for parasites, 47 00:03:36,655 --> 00:03:39,533 blood culture to rule out infection, and ANA for lupus. 48 00:03:39,658 --> 00:03:40,867 Because he screamed? 49 00:03:40,992 --> 00:03:42,911 Could also be an environmental reaction. 50 00:03:43,036 --> 00:03:45,664 An allergy. Dust, wheat, pollen, 51 00:03:45,789 --> 00:03:47,707 - a toxin or something he ate. - Check the house. 52 00:03:47,833 --> 00:03:49,584 And run a lung ventilation scan. 53 00:03:49,709 --> 00:03:51,169 Lungs are in the chest, too, right? 54 00:03:51,294 --> 00:03:52,546 I had a date last night, she screamed. 55 00:03:52,671 --> 00:03:54,589 Should we spend a hundred thousand dollars testing her? 56 00:03:54,714 --> 00:03:57,384 Of course not. This isn't a veterinary hospital. 57 00:03:58,593 --> 00:04:00,303 Look, if you don't think this kid is worth saving... 58 00:04:00,428 --> 00:04:01,596 That's not what I'm saying. 59 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:03,306 That's too bad. It was a good point. 60 00:04:03,431 --> 00:04:05,267 Kid's just a lump with tonsils. 61 00:04:05,392 --> 00:04:06,309 You know what it's going to be like 62 00:04:06,434 --> 00:04:08,937 trying to put an autistic kid into a nuclear scanner? 63 00:04:09,062 --> 00:04:10,438 I don't envy you 9W5- 64 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:16,945 I want my old carpet back. 65 00:04:17,529 --> 00:04:22,868 We're going to have to do this later. A kid in the clinic had an accident. 66 00:04:23,577 --> 00:04:25,328 Generally, when people are on the phone... 67 00:04:25,453 --> 00:04:27,372 I want my old carpet back. 68 00:04:27,497 --> 00:04:28,665 It was stained with blood. 69 00:04:28,790 --> 00:04:31,418 Yeah, my blood, which makes the carpet part of me. 70 00:04:31,543 --> 00:04:33,712 I want it back. I want to be buried with it. 71 00:04:33,837 --> 00:04:35,714 You think you can get me to do anything you want, 72 00:04:35,839 --> 00:04:37,716 regardless of how stupid it is? 73 00:04:37,841 --> 00:04:39,885 It's my office. It's where I work, 74 00:04:40,010 --> 00:04:44,180 where I think, where I save lives, allowing you to brag to rich people, 75 00:04:44,306 --> 00:04:47,601 so they'll give you more money to spend on MRls and low-cut tops. 76 00:04:47,726 --> 00:04:49,644 I want it back the way it was. 77 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:52,147 It's identical to the old carpet. 78 00:04:52,272 --> 00:04:54,649 Except without the hazardous biological waste. 79 00:04:54,774 --> 00:04:59,112 I shall not return to my office until every patented, durable micro-fiber 80 00:04:59,237 --> 00:05:00,822 has been restored to its rightful place. 81 00:05:00,947 --> 00:05:02,407 Inspiring. 82 00:05:03,325 --> 00:05:05,452 If you don't want to work in your office, work in the clinic. 83 00:05:05,577 --> 00:05:08,872 If you don't want to work in the clinic, go home. And don't get paid. 84 00:05:08,997 --> 00:05:14,669 Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! Attica! 85 00:05:17,631 --> 00:05:18,757 Attica? 86 00:05:22,761 --> 00:05:25,055 He just needs to finish this level. 87 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:27,557 We only have the scanner for the next half hour. 88 00:05:27,682 --> 00:05:29,100 - After that... - Trust me, 89 00:05:29,225 --> 00:05:31,645 you don't want to move him until he's finished. 90 00:05:31,770 --> 00:05:35,690 The sooner we do this test, the sooner we can get you guys home. 91 00:05:41,905 --> 00:05:44,449 Adam, do you think that... 92 00:05:45,492 --> 00:05:46,660 No. 93 00:05:48,995 --> 00:05:50,580 Ten minutes. Tops. 94 00:05:50,705 --> 00:05:53,291 If he has a vascular disorder, he might not have... 95 00:05:53,416 --> 00:05:55,710 He might not have ten minutes? 96 00:05:56,252 --> 00:05:58,254 I don't have ten minutes. 97 00:05:58,421 --> 00:06:02,634 No! No! You don't want to do that. Adam? Adam? 98 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:04,511 (SCREAMING) 99 00:06:07,389 --> 00:06:10,058 I used Metamucil like the doctor told me 100 00:06:10,183 --> 00:06:12,852 and finally I was able to use the bathroom. 101 00:06:13,478 --> 00:06:18,483 But I saw something in the toilet I couldn't identify. 102 00:06:18,733 --> 00:06:22,487 I wrapped it in tissue paper, so you could take a look. 103 00:06:27,534 --> 00:06:29,369 Can't you sedate him or something? 104 00:06:29,494 --> 00:06:33,373 I could if I didn't want the test results to mean anything. 105 00:06:47,846 --> 00:06:50,140 Painkillers, exercising, 106 00:06:50,265 --> 00:06:53,643 we even did that puncture thing, nothing works. 107 00:06:54,144 --> 00:06:57,814 Then this morning, I get up, my back feels great. 108 00:06:58,398 --> 00:07:01,609 I figured I'd better get down here, right away. 109 00:07:11,286 --> 00:07:13,872 Big shocker, Dad's depressed. 110 00:07:13,997 --> 00:07:15,040 Save your time. 111 00:07:15,165 --> 00:07:17,459 SSRls don't cause chest pain. 112 00:07:20,211 --> 00:07:21,296 Wow. 113 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:23,173 Every minute of every day is booked. 114 00:07:23,298 --> 00:07:25,967 When he eats, sleeps, plays his handheld. 115 00:07:26,092 --> 00:07:28,011 Not much of a life for them. 116 00:07:28,136 --> 00:07:29,387 They chose to have a family. 117 00:07:29,512 --> 00:07:32,891 You don't get to decide what your kid's going to be like. 118 00:07:33,016 --> 00:07:34,726 Nobody chooses this. 119 00:07:39,272 --> 00:07:42,734 It's funny, you get a normal kid, the parent works. 120 00:07:42,859 --> 00:07:44,778 You get a special kid that costs more, 121 00:07:44,903 --> 00:07:47,739 you quit and turn the backyard into a therapy circuit. 122 00:07:47,864 --> 00:07:50,158 Yes, if only you were handicapped. 123 00:07:50,283 --> 00:07:53,661 All the good times you could have had with Dad. 124 00:08:08,259 --> 00:08:09,886 Hi, Doctor House. 125 00:08:11,221 --> 00:08:13,306 Hello, girl whose name I don't remember, 126 00:08:13,431 --> 00:08:16,226 but whose dad I treated, so I don't really know why she's here. 127 00:08:16,351 --> 00:08:21,606 Ali. I think I caught what my dad has. The rhino thing. 128 00:08:22,107 --> 00:08:23,399 Right. 129 00:08:25,276 --> 00:08:27,028 Does that hurt? 130 00:08:27,153 --> 00:08:28,279 Little. 131 00:08:29,531 --> 00:08:31,241 It's in my chest, too. 132 00:08:31,366 --> 00:08:32,492 Of course it is. 133 00:08:41,751 --> 00:08:46,172 Kind of had access through the shirt, but this'll work. 134 00:08:50,385 --> 00:08:51,678 That feels good. 135 00:08:53,513 --> 00:08:57,517 Exactly when did New Jersey run out of horny 17-year-old boys? 136 00:08:58,351 --> 00:09:02,230 About five weeks ago. It's been very lonely. 137 00:09:08,319 --> 00:09:09,279 The... 138 00:09:11,990 --> 00:09:15,285 The ventilation scan was normal. Time to send him home. 139 00:09:15,410 --> 00:09:17,954 Can't leave right now. Well, congratulations. 140 00:09:18,079 --> 00:09:20,498 You are the proud owner of your very own "rhino thing." 141 00:09:20,623 --> 00:09:23,459 A rhinovirus? You can't leave because she has a cold? 142 00:09:23,585 --> 00:09:26,462 I can't leave because Cuddy says I can't leave. 143 00:09:30,133 --> 00:09:31,384 All the tests are normal. 144 00:09:32,093 --> 00:09:34,929 Okay, don't start with me. We're backed up. 145 00:09:35,513 --> 00:09:38,141 I know this is hard for all of us, but thanks to Doctor Cuddy, 146 00:09:38,266 --> 00:09:40,143 I don't have an office, so I have to work here. 147 00:09:40,268 --> 00:09:41,686 What did she do to your office? 148 00:09:41,811 --> 00:09:43,146 It's unusable. 149 00:09:43,605 --> 00:09:45,899 So whatever's bothering him, it wasn't his lungs. 150 00:09:46,024 --> 00:09:47,108 What about the kid's house? 151 00:09:47,233 --> 00:09:50,028 There were some pesticides and alcohol, but the tox screen was negative. 152 00:09:50,153 --> 00:09:52,405 Which means there's nothing physically wrong with this kid. 153 00:09:52,530 --> 00:09:55,241 We already had that discussion. We get a fecal smear? 154 00:09:55,366 --> 00:09:56,993 Should we do this someplace else? 155 00:09:57,118 --> 00:09:59,120 No, Cuddy says I have to work here. 156 00:09:59,245 --> 00:10:03,166 No, I said you can work in your office, or you had to work here. 157 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,793 And since I can't work in my office... 158 00:10:05,919 --> 00:10:07,795 Is this your master plan? 159 00:10:07,921 --> 00:10:11,716 Disrupt hospital business until I replace your carpet? 160 00:10:11,841 --> 00:10:14,761 Devious. Saw it in a James Bond movie. 161 00:10:14,886 --> 00:10:16,638 Fecal smear! Talk to me. 162 00:10:16,763 --> 00:10:18,139 Get out of here. 163 00:10:18,264 --> 00:10:19,265 Put back my carpet? 164 00:10:19,390 --> 00:10:20,725 No. Get out of here. 165 00:10:20,850 --> 00:10:23,269 Fecal matter. ls there a sample we can look at? 166 00:10:23,394 --> 00:10:25,980 The parents have a smear kit. The kid is constipated. 167 00:10:26,105 --> 00:10:28,942 Do what you want. Not replacing your carpet. 168 00:10:30,485 --> 00:10:33,363 Go up his rear and get a smear. 169 00:10:33,488 --> 00:10:36,532 Which reminds me, I kind of feel like a bagel. 170 00:10:38,952 --> 00:10:40,745 Carpets. 171 00:10:43,748 --> 00:10:45,583 Need a stool sample. 172 00:10:47,001 --> 00:10:51,214 We should probably wait until he's finished playing that level, huh? 173 00:10:51,464 --> 00:10:53,591 I actually think he's a bit better today. 174 00:10:53,716 --> 00:10:55,301 He seems more like his old self. 175 00:10:55,426 --> 00:10:57,262 It's possible that he was never sick. 176 00:10:57,387 --> 00:10:59,681 I guess, we could've overreacted. 177 00:11:06,145 --> 00:11:10,525 - Adam? Adam? - Adam? Adam? 178 00:11:15,697 --> 00:11:19,242 So what makes fluid fill the lining of a kid's lungs? 179 00:11:19,367 --> 00:11:22,245 Why are we in here? Is this some sort of power play? 180 00:11:22,370 --> 00:11:23,204 Yeah. 181 00:11:23,329 --> 00:11:27,292 So, you stuck your finger in the kid and gave him a pleural effusion? 182 00:11:27,417 --> 00:11:29,377 Have you ever considered getting a manicure? 183 00:11:29,502 --> 00:11:31,546 I took the stool sample after his lungs failed. 184 00:11:31,671 --> 00:11:33,298 Or do you really have a problem with the carpeting? 185 00:11:33,423 --> 00:11:34,799 Change sets you off... 186 00:11:34,924 --> 00:11:36,426 I said it was a power play. 187 00:11:36,551 --> 00:11:39,345 If someone answers yes to option A, you don't move on to option B. 188 00:11:39,470 --> 00:11:42,015 If there's a pleural effusion, we have to rule out heart failure. 189 00:11:42,140 --> 00:11:44,309 Why now? Why a power play now? 190 00:11:44,434 --> 00:11:45,893 I smelled weakness. 191 00:11:46,352 --> 00:11:48,104 Get the kid an echocardiogram. 192 00:11:55,278 --> 00:11:58,156 That's funny. It says, "James Wilson." 193 00:11:59,157 --> 00:12:00,575 That's a strange typo. 194 00:12:00,742 --> 00:12:05,330 The fluid comes back and exudates, get him on broad spectrum antibiotics. 195 00:12:07,040 --> 00:12:09,709 - Thank you for coming. - No problem. 196 00:12:09,834 --> 00:12:12,253 Thought you wouldn't mind sharing offices for a while. 197 00:12:12,378 --> 00:12:18,801 You share stories, feelings, toys, you don't share offices. 198 00:12:19,302 --> 00:12:21,262 That is so not Zen. 199 00:12:22,472 --> 00:12:23,890 It was a gift. 200 00:12:24,182 --> 00:12:25,725 Some doctors get those. 201 00:12:25,850 --> 00:12:27,352 So, you want mornings or afternoons? 202 00:12:27,477 --> 00:12:31,064 You couldn't make Cuddy miserable, so you're going to make me miserable, 203 00:12:31,189 --> 00:12:33,191 so I can make Cuddy miserable on your behalf? 204 00:12:33,316 --> 00:12:34,150 Yeah. 205 00:12:34,275 --> 00:12:36,110 What makes you think I can make her miserable? 206 00:12:36,235 --> 00:12:37,320 'Cause you're good at that stuff. 207 00:12:37,445 --> 00:12:39,405 I'm nothing compared to you. 208 00:12:39,530 --> 00:12:40,698 Is there anything you'll throw out? 209 00:12:40,823 --> 00:12:43,034 That's a gift from an eleven-year-old patient of mine. 210 00:12:43,159 --> 00:12:46,371 She and I both knew it was a piece of junk, and that's what made her laugh. 211 00:12:46,496 --> 00:12:48,956 So you gotta keep it until she... 212 00:12:49,082 --> 00:12:50,583 She already did. 213 00:12:56,839 --> 00:12:58,383 (ADAM SCREAMING) 214 00:13:00,968 --> 00:13:03,554 Adam, I need you to stay still, buddy. 215 00:13:03,679 --> 00:13:06,099 It's okay. It's okay. I got him. 216 00:13:08,309 --> 00:13:09,560 There we go. 217 00:13:18,277 --> 00:13:21,072 What? What is it? ls his heart okay? 218 00:13:22,532 --> 00:13:23,491 No. 219 00:13:28,579 --> 00:13:32,333 Echo suggested a conduction abnormality, EKG confirmed it. 220 00:13:32,458 --> 00:13:36,712 Still doesn't explain the effusion. The pleural fluid was an exudate. 221 00:13:36,838 --> 00:13:39,715 We should be looking for something that explains the heart and lung problems. 222 00:13:39,841 --> 00:13:42,051 An infection, parasite, cancer. 223 00:13:42,176 --> 00:13:46,556 Microbiology showed no organisms in the fluids, so forget infection. 224 00:13:46,931 --> 00:13:48,808 It's not a power play. 225 00:13:50,518 --> 00:13:53,729 Doing a differential in the clinic makes sense, piss Cuddy off. 226 00:13:53,855 --> 00:13:56,107 Same thing with Wilson's office, works indirectly. 227 00:13:56,232 --> 00:13:58,693 But now we're in office space 228 00:13:58,818 --> 00:14:01,487 because you don't want to be in your own office. 229 00:14:01,612 --> 00:14:03,990 Which means this has nothing to do with Cuddy. 230 00:14:04,115 --> 00:14:06,325 You really are obsessed with your carpets. 231 00:14:06,451 --> 00:14:09,162 - Which means... - What are you doing here? 232 00:14:09,287 --> 00:14:11,456 I have this room booked from two to three. 233 00:14:11,581 --> 00:14:13,749 Two, East Coast Time? 234 00:14:15,751 --> 00:14:20,173 I thought you meant Pacific. Which is stupid of me, I guess. 235 00:14:21,507 --> 00:14:23,301 What about parasites? 236 00:14:23,593 --> 00:14:25,136 Stool sample's negative. 237 00:14:25,261 --> 00:14:26,220 It's two o'clock. 238 00:14:26,345 --> 00:14:30,391 Oh, well. We should go then. That just leaves cancer. 239 00:14:31,100 --> 00:14:32,268 Get a lung biopsy. 240 00:14:32,393 --> 00:14:35,146 It took a half an hour to get the mask on the kid for the lung scan. 241 00:14:35,271 --> 00:14:38,399 I'm sorry. Was there somewhere you needed to be? 242 00:14:42,278 --> 00:14:44,780 House, can we talk? 243 00:14:50,161 --> 00:14:51,496 - Carpet? - Never. 244 00:14:51,621 --> 00:14:52,914 Nothing to talk about. 245 00:14:53,039 --> 00:14:57,126 Your girlfriend called the clinic 15 times, looking for you today. 246 00:14:57,376 --> 00:14:58,794 Lot to discuss, china patterns... 247 00:14:58,920 --> 00:15:00,463 House. She's a stalker. 248 00:15:00,588 --> 00:15:01,589 Right. 249 00:15:01,714 --> 00:15:04,008 Couldn't be that she finds me interesting, attractive, 250 00:15:04,133 --> 00:15:05,218 has to be that she's insane. 251 00:15:05,343 --> 00:15:08,304 She's called you 15 times. Your mother's not that interested in you. 252 00:15:08,429 --> 00:15:10,431 Well maybe I'd be better adjusted if she was. 253 00:15:10,556 --> 00:15:12,600 - I'm notifying security. - Is this about the carpet? 254 00:15:12,725 --> 00:15:14,435 Do you think I'll back off if you block all my fun? 255 00:15:14,560 --> 00:15:15,853 You better not be having fun. 256 00:15:15,978 --> 00:15:17,688 I'm having fun. I'm not having sex. 257 00:15:17,813 --> 00:15:19,524 - She's dangerous. - She's not dangerous. 258 00:15:19,649 --> 00:15:21,025 - She's pretty- - She's pretty- 259 00:15:21,150 --> 00:15:23,277 - Men are stupid. - I'm with you so far. 260 00:15:23,402 --> 00:15:25,488 I'm notifying security. 261 00:15:25,738 --> 00:15:30,535 Give her a break. She's not dangerous, she's insightful. 262 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,788 You can't stop our love! 263 00:15:39,961 --> 00:15:41,754 - Hey, you got a minute? - Yeah. 264 00:15:41,879 --> 00:15:43,756 We have a ten-year-old with pleural effusion 265 00:15:43,881 --> 00:15:46,133 and conduction abnormality, but no heart failure. 266 00:15:46,259 --> 00:15:47,635 Was there protein in the pleural fluid? 267 00:15:47,760 --> 00:15:49,720 Yeah. That's why we're thinking cancer. 268 00:15:49,845 --> 00:15:52,890 Non-Hodgkin's probably. So we want to do a lung biopsy. 269 00:15:53,015 --> 00:15:54,642 Lung biopsies usually come back negative, 270 00:15:54,767 --> 00:15:56,852 so biopsy a lymph node under the arm. 271 00:15:56,978 --> 00:15:59,230 That's probably something an oncologist should do, right? 272 00:15:59,355 --> 00:16:01,482 There's nothing real tricky to it. It's a biopsy. 273 00:16:01,607 --> 00:16:04,652 Still, just to be safe. You mind? 274 00:16:06,153 --> 00:16:08,489 (SCREAMING) 275 00:16:12,535 --> 00:16:16,872 For the love of God, can't somebody shut that kid up? 276 00:16:16,998 --> 00:16:18,583 People are trying to work around here. 277 00:16:18,708 --> 00:16:20,376 Why don't you show him a teddy bear or something? 278 00:16:20,501 --> 00:16:21,586 Who are you? 279 00:16:21,711 --> 00:16:23,296 Somebody you'll never send a gift to. 280 00:16:23,421 --> 00:16:26,090 This is Doctor House, your son's doctor. 281 00:16:26,215 --> 00:16:27,800 High test, please. 282 00:16:29,051 --> 00:16:31,137 He)!' hey, hey, hey! 283 00:16:34,390 --> 00:16:35,474 Out of Vicodin? 284 00:16:36,684 --> 00:16:38,394 What are you doing? 285 00:16:39,478 --> 00:16:41,314 Eating the red berries. 286 00:17:08,174 --> 00:17:09,300 He trusted you. 287 00:17:10,843 --> 00:17:14,096 No, that wasn't trust. That was self-preservation. 288 00:17:14,221 --> 00:17:16,307 No. That was huge. 289 00:17:17,099 --> 00:17:20,061 - It was like a conversation. - A mon... 290 00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:25,733 A monkey's afraid to eat the red berries until he sees another monkey eat 'em. 291 00:17:25,858 --> 00:17:28,527 Monkey see, monkey do. That's all it was. 292 00:17:29,737 --> 00:17:33,366 Your kid's still just as messed up as when we admitted him. 293 00:17:36,118 --> 00:17:37,495 (CRASHING) 294 00:17:45,836 --> 00:17:48,297 That was sensitive. 295 00:17:48,422 --> 00:17:49,965 You have pretty hair. 296 00:17:51,550 --> 00:17:54,303 Hope is all those parents have going for them. 297 00:17:54,428 --> 00:17:57,390 No, hope is what's making them miserable. 298 00:17:57,515 --> 00:18:00,059 What they should do is get a cocker spaniel. 299 00:18:00,726 --> 00:18:02,561 A dog would look them in the eye, 300 00:18:02,687 --> 00:18:06,065 wag his tail when he's happy, lick their face, show them love. 301 00:18:06,190 --> 00:18:08,275 Is it so wrong for them to want to have a normal child? 302 00:18:08,401 --> 00:18:10,444 It's nonnal to want to be normal. 303 00:18:10,569 --> 00:18:12,613 Spoken like a true Circle Queen. 304 00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,951 See, skinny, socially-privileged white people 305 00:18:17,076 --> 00:18:18,953 get to draw this neat little circle. 306 00:18:19,078 --> 00:18:21,956 Everyone inside the circle is normal. 307 00:18:22,081 --> 00:18:24,375 Everyone outside the circle should be beaten, 308 00:18:24,500 --> 00:18:28,045 broken and reset, so they can be brought into the circle. 309 00:18:28,170 --> 00:18:32,299 Failing that, they should be institutionalized, or worse, pitied. 310 00:18:32,425 --> 00:18:34,427 So, it's wrong to feel sorry for this little boy? 311 00:18:34,552 --> 00:18:35,761 Why would you feel sorry for someone 312 00:18:35,886 --> 00:18:38,514 who gets to opt out of the inane courteous formalities, 313 00:18:38,639 --> 00:18:42,226 which are utterly meaningless, insincere, and therefore, degrading? 314 00:18:42,351 --> 00:18:45,229 This kid doesn't have to pretend to be interested in your back pain, 315 00:18:45,354 --> 00:18:48,524 or your excretions, or your grandma's itchy place. 316 00:18:48,649 --> 00:18:50,276 Can you imagine how liberating it would be 317 00:18:50,401 --> 00:18:54,196 to live a life free of all the mind-numbing social niceties? 318 00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:58,826 I don't pity this kid. I envy him. 319 00:19:00,327 --> 00:19:05,166 No cancer because these aren't lymph cells. 320 00:19:05,875 --> 00:19:07,084 Then what are they? 321 00:19:08,502 --> 00:19:09,503 Liver cells. 322 00:19:17,595 --> 00:19:21,056 Wow, liver cells under his arm. 323 00:19:23,392 --> 00:19:26,228 Wonder what he's got where his liver's supposed to be? 324 00:19:40,743 --> 00:19:44,246 Anyone got a clue how liver cells got into the kid's armpit? 325 00:19:48,834 --> 00:19:50,169 Make yourself at home. 326 00:19:52,338 --> 00:19:55,007 So, you think maybe Gray's Anatomy got it all wrong? 327 00:19:55,132 --> 00:19:57,718 Lymph system circulates fluid, not organ cells. 328 00:19:57,843 --> 00:20:00,137 Cancer cells break into the lymphatic system all the time. 329 00:20:00,262 --> 00:20:01,597 But we're not talking about cancer cells. 330 00:20:01,722 --> 00:20:04,225 So what's the difference between cancer cells and liver cells? 331 00:20:04,350 --> 00:20:06,477 Why can one pass through walls, but the other can't? 332 00:20:06,602 --> 00:20:08,521 Cancer cells are damaged, it lets them grow into blood vessels, 333 00:20:08,646 --> 00:20:09,730 go wherever they want. 334 00:20:09,855 --> 00:20:11,232 So if the liver cells are damaged... 335 00:20:11,357 --> 00:20:13,317 The liver isn't damaged. The tests were normal. 336 00:20:13,442 --> 00:20:15,903 So if the liver cells are damaged, 337 00:20:16,028 --> 00:20:18,614 it's theoretically possible they passed into the lymphatic system. 338 00:20:18,739 --> 00:20:21,826 Liver failure could also explain pleural effusion, even the heart issues. 339 00:20:21,951 --> 00:20:23,202 The liver cells are fine. 340 00:20:23,327 --> 00:20:25,579 He was immunized for Hep A and B, and do you really think this kid 341 00:20:25,704 --> 00:20:28,457 is having unprotected sex, or sharing needles? 342 00:20:29,458 --> 00:20:32,378 Daddy does seem the type to use a rubber. 343 00:20:32,503 --> 00:20:36,966 So it's not viral. That just leaves a lot of booze-irrhosis. 344 00:20:37,091 --> 00:20:41,011 Our 10-year-old boy does not have a drinking problem, or cirrhosis. 345 00:20:41,136 --> 00:20:42,263 House, when we echoed his heart, 346 00:20:42,388 --> 00:20:44,056 we got a piece of his liver. There was no scarring. 347 00:20:44,181 --> 00:20:46,767 Cirrhosis explains the symptoms, heart problems, lungs... 348 00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:49,228 Look up cirrhosis in the dictionary, it means scarring. 349 00:20:49,353 --> 00:20:51,689 Parents aren't doing or dosing this kid. 350 00:20:51,814 --> 00:20:53,065 How would you know that? 351 00:20:53,190 --> 00:20:55,317 The kid can't talk. Why do you think I took this case? 352 00:20:55,442 --> 00:20:56,944 He's not going to give away the ending. 353 00:20:57,069 --> 00:20:58,362 They quit their jobs for him. 354 00:20:58,487 --> 00:21:02,116 Yes, they are everything you'd want in a parent. 355 00:21:02,241 --> 00:21:05,202 Unfortunately, their kid is nothing you'd want. 356 00:21:05,494 --> 00:21:07,997 When a baby is born, it's perfect. 357 00:21:08,122 --> 00:21:12,376 Little fingers, little toes, plump, perfect, pink, 358 00:21:12,501 --> 00:21:15,045 and brimming with unbridled potential. 359 00:21:15,421 --> 00:21:19,258 Then it's downhill. Some hills steeper than others. 360 00:21:19,758 --> 00:21:21,760 Parents get off on their kids' accomplishments. 361 00:21:21,886 --> 00:21:23,554 Bend over and relax. 362 00:21:23,971 --> 00:21:25,055 Cute. 363 00:21:25,639 --> 00:21:28,809 They'll annoy you with trophy rooms and report cards. 364 00:21:28,934 --> 00:21:30,895 Hell, they'll even show you a purple cow 365 00:21:31,020 --> 00:21:34,440 and tell what a keen eye for color their kid has. 366 00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:44,074 But this kid, he doesn't smile, 367 00:21:44,199 --> 00:21:46,035 he doesn't hug them, he doesn't laugh. 368 00:21:46,160 --> 00:21:47,494 His parents get nothing 369 00:21:47,620 --> 00:21:50,456 but the right to brag that their kid picked orange juice out of a lineup. 370 00:21:50,581 --> 00:21:54,335 So you figure they slip the kid a mickey so they don't have to deal. 371 00:21:54,460 --> 00:21:56,420 Do a biopsy to confirm cirrhosis. 372 00:21:56,545 --> 00:22:00,758 Don't try to pawn it off on Wilson, he's going to be busy with Cuddy. 373 00:22:05,846 --> 00:22:09,308 My parents love me unconditionally. Get out of here. 374 00:22:12,770 --> 00:22:15,189 Don't you think the restraining order's a little much? 375 00:22:15,314 --> 00:22:17,983 He's not actually going to have sex with a 17-year-old patient. 376 00:22:18,108 --> 00:22:19,610 I didn't think he was going to ask me 377 00:22:19,735 --> 00:22:22,196 to dig a bloodstained carpet out of a dumpster, either. 378 00:22:22,321 --> 00:22:24,907 It might be easier in the long run. 379 00:22:26,951 --> 00:22:30,245 Are we stopping here, so House doesn't find us? 380 00:22:31,288 --> 00:22:33,540 Unless you want to make out. 381 00:22:34,833 --> 00:22:36,710 You want me to surrender to House's coup? 382 00:22:36,835 --> 00:22:42,383 No, no. You pro-actively give him what he wants. 383 00:22:42,716 --> 00:22:44,551 I defeat him by surrendering to him. 384 00:22:44,677 --> 00:22:47,721 He'll never see it coming. Look, I'll pay for it myself. 385 00:22:47,846 --> 00:22:49,848 What is it, a thousand bucks to carpet a room? 386 00:22:49,974 --> 00:22:51,642 Actually, it's 400. 387 00:22:51,767 --> 00:22:53,310 Not doing it. 388 00:22:59,775 --> 00:23:01,276 Liver biopsy? 389 00:23:01,402 --> 00:23:02,486 They're doing it now. 390 00:23:02,611 --> 00:23:03,862 How's it going? 391 00:23:03,988 --> 00:23:05,197 Like a biopsy. 392 00:23:05,322 --> 00:23:07,616 Needles, cells, screaming. 393 00:23:07,950 --> 00:23:09,576 What did you find in the stool sample? 394 00:23:09,702 --> 00:23:11,954 You were too busy bothering Cuddy. 395 00:23:12,079 --> 00:23:13,956 But as discussed, it was negative for parasites. 396 00:23:14,081 --> 00:23:15,249 Can we get out of here? 397 00:23:15,374 --> 00:23:16,500 I didn't ask what you didn't find, 398 00:23:16,625 --> 00:23:18,711 I asked what you did find in the stool sample. 399 00:23:18,836 --> 00:23:20,713 Stool 400 00:23:20,879 --> 00:23:24,299 and traces of iron, zinc, calcium carbonate. Can we leave? 401 00:23:24,425 --> 00:23:26,593 What's the matter? You afraid of the man? 402 00:23:27,511 --> 00:23:28,637 Yeah. 403 00:23:30,639 --> 00:23:31,724 Too late. 404 00:23:33,726 --> 00:23:35,227 Leave my stuff alone. 405 00:23:35,352 --> 00:23:38,856 You have a meeting with a Guggenheim in 15 minutes. You're wearing that? 406 00:23:38,981 --> 00:23:42,234 I'm going to count to three and then I'm going to fire you. One. 407 00:23:42,359 --> 00:23:45,320 Calcium carbonate? That's an anti-diarrheal, right? 408 00:23:45,446 --> 00:23:46,947 - Two. - Think that's significant? 409 00:23:47,072 --> 00:23:49,408 Think hard poops is significant? 410 00:23:50,576 --> 00:23:52,244 Two and a half. 411 00:23:53,162 --> 00:23:55,247 Never threaten unless you're ready to deliver. 412 00:23:55,372 --> 00:23:56,623 Makes you look weak. 413 00:23:56,749 --> 00:23:58,459 Thank God you don't have children. 414 00:23:58,584 --> 00:24:00,294 (PHONE RINGING) 415 00:24:01,962 --> 00:24:03,422 Doctor Cuddy. 416 00:24:05,257 --> 00:24:06,884 Take a message. 417 00:24:08,635 --> 00:24:11,513 Your patient is being rushed to cardiac ICU. 418 00:24:12,097 --> 00:24:16,518 Wow. That's like the one thing that would get me out of here. 419 00:24:17,811 --> 00:24:18,937 I'm sorry, you can't come in here. 420 00:24:19,063 --> 00:24:21,065 What's going on? 421 00:24:21,190 --> 00:24:23,150 One, two, three. 422 00:24:25,694 --> 00:24:26,737 He's in V fib. 423 00:24:30,199 --> 00:24:31,867 Charged. 424 00:24:31,992 --> 00:24:33,368 CHASE: Clear. 425 00:24:33,494 --> 00:24:35,037 Charging, clear. 426 00:24:35,329 --> 00:24:39,625 Charging, clear. Charging, clear. 427 00:24:51,512 --> 00:24:55,432 He's stable for the moment. First-degree atrial ventricular block. 428 00:24:55,557 --> 00:24:57,851 Okay, what else do we know? 429 00:24:57,976 --> 00:25:00,854 His liver's damaged. Pleural effusion compromised his lung function. 430 00:25:00,979 --> 00:25:03,315 Biopsy was negative for cirrhosis. 431 00:25:03,440 --> 00:25:05,317 Parents didn't poison their son. 432 00:25:06,735 --> 00:25:09,655 It's not his liver, his heart, or his lungs. 433 00:25:10,364 --> 00:25:12,449 It's the calcium carbonate in his stool. 434 00:25:12,574 --> 00:25:15,244 Kid was constipated. Parents probably just overdid it. 435 00:25:15,369 --> 00:25:17,496 Or they didn't do it at all. 436 00:25:17,621 --> 00:25:19,706 Calcium carbonate is also what's in chalk. 437 00:25:19,832 --> 00:25:20,958 FOREMAN: So he ate some chalk. 438 00:25:21,083 --> 00:25:23,585 It isn't toxic, it sure didn't cause the pleural effusion. 439 00:25:23,710 --> 00:25:24,711 Forget the chalk. 440 00:25:24,837 --> 00:25:25,879 You just said it was about the chalk. 441 00:25:26,004 --> 00:25:27,840 Yes, and then I said, "Forget the chalk." 442 00:25:27,965 --> 00:25:30,968 You must be very confused. The kid's got pica. 443 00:25:31,593 --> 00:25:33,720 You take him to a buffet, he's going to eat the table. 444 00:25:33,846 --> 00:25:34,763 Or lead paint. 445 00:25:34,888 --> 00:25:37,307 Level of lead in the blood was normal. His tox screen was clean. 446 00:25:37,432 --> 00:25:38,809 We're not looking for typical poisons. 447 00:25:38,934 --> 00:25:40,811 We're looking for anything that he could put in his mouth. 448 00:25:40,936 --> 00:25:42,938 Matches, spiders, bricks. 449 00:25:43,063 --> 00:25:45,482 Pressure-treated wood used to contain arsenic. 450 00:25:45,607 --> 00:25:46,817 Even better. 451 00:25:46,942 --> 00:25:51,655 Hansel, get samples of the Gingerbread House. Bag everything. 452 00:25:59,997 --> 00:26:01,123 Hey. 453 00:26:05,210 --> 00:26:08,297 You could get into a lot of trouble being here. 454 00:26:08,672 --> 00:26:10,007 I wanted to see you. 455 00:26:10,132 --> 00:26:11,300 Yeah, I got that. 456 00:26:12,467 --> 00:26:16,388 So did everyone else. They think you're a stalker. 457 00:26:16,513 --> 00:26:19,725 One could argue those people might be jealous of your attention. 458 00:26:19,850 --> 00:26:22,227 Yes, I actually made that argument. 459 00:26:23,687 --> 00:26:26,106 - You going home? - That's the plan. 460 00:26:28,066 --> 00:26:30,736 In Iceland, the age of consent is 14. 461 00:26:31,612 --> 00:26:35,282 I'm surprised that tourism isn't a bigger industry up there. 462 00:26:35,824 --> 00:26:39,161 Today I'm jailbait, but in 22 weeks, 463 00:26:39,494 --> 00:26:42,414 anybody can do anything to me. 464 00:26:44,166 --> 00:26:46,543 Will I be so different in 22 weeks? 465 00:26:47,211 --> 00:26:50,047 Twenty-two weeks is enough for an embryo to grow arms and legs. 466 00:26:50,172 --> 00:26:52,257 It's just a line. 467 00:26:52,382 --> 00:26:55,802 An arbitrary line drawn by a bunch of sad, old men in robes. 468 00:26:55,928 --> 00:26:58,680 Yeah, who cares what judges think? 469 00:27:00,140 --> 00:27:02,184 I didn't think of you as a guy who followed rules 470 00:27:02,309 --> 00:27:04,728 just because they were rules. 471 00:27:08,649 --> 00:27:12,110 You are over ten years younger than me. 472 00:27:14,071 --> 00:27:15,364 I said, "Over." 473 00:27:15,489 --> 00:27:17,199 (ELEVATOR DINGS) 474 00:27:18,659 --> 00:27:20,535 - Gotta go! - House. 475 00:27:21,495 --> 00:27:23,121 Doctor Cuddy. 476 00:27:23,247 --> 00:27:25,791 Do you happen to know the way to the Icelandic consulate? 477 00:27:25,916 --> 00:27:29,711 This young woman, a stranger to me, was just asking directions. 478 00:27:29,836 --> 00:27:33,048 Security was going to call the police. I don't want to do that to you. 479 00:27:33,173 --> 00:27:35,008 - Go home. - She needed a ride. 480 00:27:35,133 --> 00:27:38,303 She got here on her own, she can get home on her own. 481 00:27:38,845 --> 00:27:39,680 Now. 482 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:45,185 If I see you on hospital grounds again, I will call the police. 483 00:27:59,241 --> 00:28:03,704 After that look, I'm feeling a little frisky. Looks like you're up. 484 00:28:03,829 --> 00:28:05,831 I'm ovulating. Let's go. 485 00:28:07,082 --> 00:28:09,167 The frisky, it went away. 486 00:28:09,293 --> 00:28:11,253 House, this isn't a game. 487 00:28:16,341 --> 00:28:19,511 If I leave her alone, can I have my carpet back? 488 00:28:19,720 --> 00:28:21,054 No. 489 00:28:21,513 --> 00:28:24,349 If I forget about my carpet can I have her? 490 00:28:50,208 --> 00:28:53,962 Jimsonweed. I found a small patch of it in his backyard. 491 00:28:54,087 --> 00:28:57,674 Jimsonweed contains atropine, poor man's acid. 492 00:28:57,883 --> 00:29:01,136 Our kid's been tripping on "Lucy in the Sky with cubic zirconium." 493 00:29:01,261 --> 00:29:03,597 Explains the pleural effusion, the heart arrhythmias. 494 00:29:03,722 --> 00:29:05,515 Meeting here will do nothing to upset Cuddy. 495 00:29:05,640 --> 00:29:06,975 I'm not trying to upset Cuddy. 496 00:29:07,100 --> 00:29:09,436 I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with the patient. 497 00:29:09,561 --> 00:29:11,063 - Continue. - I'm done. 498 00:29:11,188 --> 00:29:13,607 Jimsonweed doesn't explain the screaming. 499 00:29:13,732 --> 00:29:15,192 You've obviously never had a bad trip. 500 00:29:15,317 --> 00:29:17,778 I would've thought you'd try to accomplish two goals at once. 501 00:29:17,903 --> 00:29:20,155 Why can't you be more like the other age-inappropriate girls 502 00:29:20,280 --> 00:29:23,116 who have a thing for me? Just accept me for me. 503 00:29:24,534 --> 00:29:25,410 Continue. 504 00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:29,122 Treatment for jimsonweed OD is physostigmine. 505 00:29:29,247 --> 00:29:31,208 Kid's got heart issues. The two don't mix. 506 00:29:31,333 --> 00:29:32,751 We'd better make sure that's what he's got. 507 00:29:32,876 --> 00:29:35,837 Serum from the lab in Patterson is three days minimum. 508 00:29:35,962 --> 00:29:38,256 He won't survive three days. 509 00:29:38,382 --> 00:29:39,716 What time does he wake up? 510 00:29:39,841 --> 00:29:41,551 7:35 a.m. 511 00:29:41,676 --> 00:29:43,428 Then what? Walk me through it. 512 00:29:43,553 --> 00:29:46,431 7:40 to 7:50 he goes to the toilet, washes his face. 513 00:29:46,556 --> 00:29:47,516 What does this matter? 514 00:29:47,641 --> 00:29:48,809 I'm trying to prove he ate the plant. 515 00:29:48,934 --> 00:29:50,811 His schedule has nothing to do with jimsonweed. 516 00:29:50,936 --> 00:29:52,020 There are two possibilities. 517 00:29:52,145 --> 00:29:55,899 Either the parents saw him eat the plant or the kid has unsupervised time, 518 00:29:56,024 --> 00:29:58,110 and eats plants instead of playing with blocks. 519 00:29:58,235 --> 00:30:00,654 Even if you find 15 minutes of free time outside, 520 00:30:00,779 --> 00:30:02,239 it doesn't mean he spent it eating a bush. 521 00:30:02,364 --> 00:30:06,576 So, what do we do? Nothing? Wait for the kid to tell us? What? 522 00:30:11,039 --> 00:30:12,582 Where are you going? 523 00:30:12,707 --> 00:30:14,334 To talk to him. 524 00:30:25,011 --> 00:30:26,888 Ever see your son eat a bush? 525 00:30:27,013 --> 00:30:27,931 I haven't. 526 00:30:28,056 --> 00:30:29,307 I've only ever seen him eat... 527 00:30:29,433 --> 00:30:31,685 Adam, you ate something at your house. 528 00:30:31,810 --> 00:30:35,981 Something that made you sick. I need you to show me what you ate. 529 00:30:36,106 --> 00:30:37,441 He can't answer you. 530 00:30:37,566 --> 00:30:39,276 Neither can you. 531 00:30:40,986 --> 00:30:42,779 This is your backyard. 532 00:30:43,738 --> 00:30:47,159 You may know it as Mel's Diner. This is your sandbox. 533 00:30:47,284 --> 00:30:51,538 Your jungle gym. And under it is this. 534 00:30:54,249 --> 00:30:56,751 I need to know if you ate this, Adam. 535 00:30:57,085 --> 00:30:59,296 He doesn't know what you want. 536 00:30:59,421 --> 00:31:03,425 Adam, you have to tell me because if you don't, 537 00:31:06,678 --> 00:31:09,139 game over. You'll be dead. 538 00:31:09,264 --> 00:31:11,433 What the hell are you doing? 539 00:31:11,558 --> 00:31:13,310 Show me what you ate. 540 00:31:13,560 --> 00:31:16,688 Adam, show me what you ate. 541 00:31:38,001 --> 00:31:39,419 - Adam? - Honey? 542 00:31:40,086 --> 00:31:41,213 Adam! 543 00:31:52,057 --> 00:31:54,351 Come on in, brothers and sister, 544 00:31:54,476 --> 00:31:56,478 welcome to the house of the Lord! 545 00:31:56,603 --> 00:31:58,688 House, come on. The Chapel? 546 00:31:58,813 --> 00:32:02,817 We have been blessed with the miracle of a new symptom. 547 00:32:02,943 --> 00:32:04,569 Brother, can you testify 548 00:32:04,694 --> 00:32:08,865 as to why this poor child's eyeball rolled back into his head? 549 00:32:09,407 --> 00:32:13,453 It's consistent with jimsonweed poisoning, ocular paralysis. I'm sorry. 550 00:32:13,578 --> 00:32:14,913 The wicked shall deceive ye 551 00:32:15,038 --> 00:32:18,291 because they have turned from the Lord and are idiots. 552 00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:20,752 His ocular muscle didn't paralyze, it pirouetted. 553 00:32:20,877 --> 00:32:23,505 - MS? - It is easier for a wise man 554 00:32:23,630 --> 00:32:25,924 - to gain access to heaven... - Will you stop doing that? 555 00:32:26,049 --> 00:32:27,217 Just say, "Not MS." 556 00:32:27,342 --> 00:32:29,344 A stroke, bleed in the brain. 557 00:32:29,469 --> 00:32:33,557 We'd be seeing other symptoms besides a single eye misalignment. Like a coma. 558 00:32:33,682 --> 00:32:34,975 And you've already testified. 559 00:32:35,100 --> 00:32:36,434 It's a tumor. 560 00:32:36,810 --> 00:32:38,562 And all the imaging just missed it? 561 00:32:38,687 --> 00:32:40,105 It's a micro-tumor. 562 00:32:40,230 --> 00:32:42,315 It started in his lung, which caused the pleural effusion. 563 00:32:42,440 --> 00:32:45,485 Then it metastasized to his liver, which made it slough cells. 564 00:32:45,610 --> 00:32:48,238 And then it went to his brain behind the eye, 565 00:32:48,363 --> 00:32:49,906 which caused it to roll back into his head. 566 00:32:50,031 --> 00:32:52,826 So, he had three tumors and we missed all of them? 567 00:32:53,493 --> 00:32:54,744 What's the opposite of a miracle? 568 00:32:54,869 --> 00:32:58,623 I have a better chance of finding it, now that I know exactly where to look. 569 00:32:58,748 --> 00:33:02,502 So, unless you have a better idea, 570 00:33:02,627 --> 00:33:08,133 I'm going to go CT his head and then, if I have to, remove his eye. 571 00:33:11,386 --> 00:33:13,221 You remove this kid's eye, 572 00:33:13,346 --> 00:33:17,726 he's only going to be half as good at not making eye contact. 573 00:33:28,111 --> 00:33:29,446 CUDDY: Hello? 574 00:33:31,114 --> 00:33:32,324 Hello? 575 00:33:34,075 --> 00:33:35,285 Hello? 576 00:33:37,579 --> 00:33:40,290 I have sad news for you. She doesn't love you. 577 00:33:40,790 --> 00:33:42,667 You're ugly when you're jealous. 578 00:33:42,792 --> 00:33:45,545 She showed up at my house last night. Came on to me. 579 00:33:46,546 --> 00:33:48,340 She's even more perfect than I thought. 580 00:33:48,465 --> 00:33:51,176 House, she's sick. 581 00:33:51,301 --> 00:33:53,803 You say, "Sick," I say, "Freestylin'." 582 00:33:53,928 --> 00:33:56,181 The girl will have sex with an invertebrate. 583 00:33:56,306 --> 00:33:58,183 Come on, you're not that bad. 584 00:33:59,059 --> 00:34:00,435 She has a problem. 585 00:34:00,560 --> 00:34:02,479 You're not doing her any favors by indulging her. 586 00:34:02,604 --> 00:34:04,314 How could you lie like this? 587 00:34:04,439 --> 00:34:06,358 Do you not have room in your heart for love? 588 00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:07,609 You don't believe me. 589 00:34:07,734 --> 00:34:10,445 I didn't believe the kids when they said that Susie was sleeping with Johnny. 590 00:34:10,570 --> 00:34:11,738 I didn't believe them then. I don't believe them now. 591 00:34:11,863 --> 00:34:15,241 I don't care that Susie married Johnny. She's mine. 592 00:34:16,284 --> 00:34:19,287 She has a mole on her right breast, just below the nipple. 593 00:34:19,412 --> 00:34:20,455 No, she doesn't. 594 00:34:20,580 --> 00:34:21,706 You've seen her breasts? 595 00:34:21,831 --> 00:34:24,250 It was a medical exam. I was listening to her heart. 596 00:34:24,376 --> 00:34:28,421 It went, "Greg-House. Greg-House. Greg-House." 597 00:34:29,214 --> 00:34:31,007 Fine. I'm lying. 598 00:34:31,424 --> 00:34:35,095 But she did come back. She's locked up in my office. 599 00:34:35,428 --> 00:34:39,599 I was hoping you could talk to her, put an end to this. 600 00:34:54,447 --> 00:34:55,573 Listen to me. 601 00:34:57,617 --> 00:34:59,035 Do you have any idea what you'd have 602 00:34:59,160 --> 00:35:01,705 to look forward to if you stayed with me? 603 00:35:01,830 --> 00:35:04,791 Nine chances out of ten, we'd both wind up in ajail. 604 00:35:06,376 --> 00:35:08,962 You're only saying that to make me go. 605 00:35:09,087 --> 00:35:11,464 I'm saying it 'cause it's true. 606 00:35:14,008 --> 00:35:17,220 Inside of us, we both know that you belong with Victor. 607 00:35:19,264 --> 00:35:21,433 Is there a Victor in your class? 608 00:35:24,811 --> 00:35:28,648 If you're not with someone your age, you'll regret it. 609 00:35:29,691 --> 00:35:34,362 Maybe not today, maybe not tomorrow, but soon, and for the rest of your life. 610 00:35:36,197 --> 00:35:37,449 What about us? 611 00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:39,784 We'll always have Fresno. 612 00:35:42,871 --> 00:35:45,749 I'm no good at being noble, but it doesn't take much to see 613 00:35:45,874 --> 00:35:47,250 that the problems of two little people 614 00:35:47,375 --> 00:35:50,128 don't amount to a hill of beans in this crazy world. 615 00:35:52,255 --> 00:35:54,048 Someday you'll understand that. 616 00:35:57,469 --> 00:36:01,431 Now, now, here's looking at you. 617 00:36:07,937 --> 00:36:08,772 Damn. 618 00:36:10,857 --> 00:36:13,193 Was there an earthquake when you were in Fresno? 619 00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:14,277 What? 620 00:36:14,402 --> 00:36:16,029 I ask all my girlfriends that. 621 00:36:19,824 --> 00:36:21,409 Yeah, a little one. 622 00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:23,578 Damn. 623 00:36:24,370 --> 00:36:25,663 What? What? 624 00:36:25,789 --> 00:36:27,874 - What is it? - It's not love. 625 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,877 You have spore in your brain. 626 00:36:31,169 --> 00:36:34,130 Coccidioides immitis. California's full of them. 627 00:36:34,255 --> 00:36:36,257 They get an earthquake, they get released into the air, 628 00:36:36,382 --> 00:36:38,051 you breathe it in, you get a cold. 629 00:36:38,176 --> 00:36:43,598 Turns into sinus congestion, aches, weakness, milky tears, and sometimes 630 00:36:45,183 --> 00:36:47,393 loss of inhibition and judgment. 631 00:36:48,978 --> 00:36:50,063 Damn! 632 00:36:50,772 --> 00:36:53,441 So, loving you, 633 00:36:54,692 --> 00:36:59,113 wanting to have sex with you was all just the spores talking? 634 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:05,537 You'll probably live. 635 00:37:08,915 --> 00:37:10,041 Damn! 636 00:37:34,649 --> 00:37:37,610 Hey! Don't touch his eye! 637 00:37:38,236 --> 00:37:40,113 This is an appendectomy. 638 00:37:42,907 --> 00:37:45,159 Like I said, don't touch his eye. 639 00:37:49,080 --> 00:37:50,248 Why isn't he in surgery? 640 00:37:50,373 --> 00:37:51,583 Some emergency bumped him. 641 00:37:51,708 --> 00:37:52,792 We've got another room in ten minutes. 642 00:37:52,917 --> 00:37:54,502 You're not taking him in. 643 00:37:54,627 --> 00:37:56,337 Kill the lights. 644 00:37:58,548 --> 00:38:01,009 He was seeing them all the time. 645 00:38:01,718 --> 00:38:02,552 What are you looking for? 646 00:38:02,677 --> 00:38:04,304 HOUSE: He was telling us what he was seeing. 647 00:38:04,429 --> 00:38:06,848 Telling us exactly what was wrong with him. 648 00:38:06,973 --> 00:38:09,642 Drawing them for us over and over again. 649 00:38:09,767 --> 00:38:12,562 But nobody knew how to speak autistic. 650 00:38:12,687 --> 00:38:14,772 When I asked him what he ate, he even told me that. 651 00:38:14,898 --> 00:38:17,942 What are you talking about? What was he seeing? 652 00:38:19,652 --> 00:38:23,740 Hello, my pretties. It's not a tumor, Foreman. 653 00:38:23,865 --> 00:38:27,035 It's worms swimming in his eye. 654 00:38:27,994 --> 00:38:31,915 Animal makes potty in the sandbox, boy plays in the sandbox. 655 00:38:32,040 --> 00:38:33,750 Boy eats the sand. 656 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,710 You can probably tell where this is going by now. 657 00:38:35,835 --> 00:38:37,462 Stool samples were negative for parasites. 658 00:38:37,587 --> 00:38:40,465 Raccoon roundworms are not excreted by their human host. 659 00:38:40,590 --> 00:38:41,799 Cameron tested the sand. 660 00:38:41,925 --> 00:38:42,967 All of it? 661 00:38:43,927 --> 00:38:46,137 Worms spread from his gut to the rest of his body. 662 00:38:46,262 --> 00:38:49,682 They attacked his lungs, that's what made him scream and caused the effusion. 663 00:38:49,807 --> 00:38:53,353 They invade his liver, sending dead liver cells coursing through his system. 664 00:38:53,478 --> 00:38:55,855 They attacked his eye and the muscles surrounding it, 665 00:38:55,980 --> 00:38:58,274 making his eyeball do a back flip. 666 00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:01,402 Laser photocoagulation to fix the eye, 667 00:39:01,527 --> 00:39:04,072 and a high dose of benzimidazole to kill the worms. 668 00:39:04,197 --> 00:39:07,992 Wait a minute, that's it? He's going to be okay? 669 00:39:08,701 --> 00:39:09,827 Good news. 670 00:39:11,245 --> 00:39:14,123 He's going to be with you for a long, long time. 671 00:39:21,214 --> 00:39:23,257 I'm going to read you something. 672 00:39:23,383 --> 00:39:26,511 "Asperger Syndrome is a mild and rare form of autism. 673 00:39:26,636 --> 00:39:29,931 "It is typically characterized by difficulty establishing friendships, 674 00:39:30,056 --> 00:39:34,185 "and playing with peers, trouble accepting conventional social rules, 675 00:39:34,310 --> 00:39:38,314 "and they dislike any change in setting or routine." 676 00:39:38,439 --> 00:39:39,983 Or broadloom. 677 00:39:40,191 --> 00:39:42,151 It doesn't say that last part, but you get my point. 678 00:39:42,276 --> 00:39:46,823 House doesn't have Asperger's. The diagnosis is much simpler, he's a jerk. 679 00:39:46,948 --> 00:39:48,700 Why do you think he took this case? 680 00:39:48,825 --> 00:39:50,451 Because he believes these parents? 681 00:39:50,576 --> 00:39:52,662 Because he wants to help a young boy? 682 00:39:52,787 --> 00:39:58,376 He sees himself in this kid, and he's trying to help himself. 683 00:39:59,919 --> 00:40:03,715 He doesn't want this, he needs it. 684 00:40:18,604 --> 00:40:21,816 You're not autistic. You don't even have Asperger's. 685 00:40:21,941 --> 00:40:23,234 You wish you did. 686 00:40:23,359 --> 00:40:26,237 That would exempt you from the rules, give you freedom, 687 00:40:26,362 --> 00:40:30,616 absolve you of responsibility, let you date 17-year-olds. 688 00:40:30,742 --> 00:40:34,203 But most important, it would mean that you're not just a jerk. 689 00:40:35,246 --> 00:40:39,709 At what point does a person endlessly lecturing someone make him a jerk? 690 00:40:46,758 --> 00:40:52,305 First tongue kiss is an eight on the happiness scale. 691 00:40:53,848 --> 00:40:58,019 Child being snatched back from the brink of death, that's a ten. 692 00:41:01,981 --> 00:41:05,443 They're clocking in at a very tepid six point five, 693 00:41:06,402 --> 00:41:09,530 because they know what they have to go back to. 694 00:41:15,203 --> 00:41:16,579 Listen, 695 00:41:19,082 --> 00:41:20,124 thanks. 696 00:41:21,250 --> 00:41:22,835 You saved his life. 697 00:41:23,669 --> 00:41:26,005 Yeah, I know. See ya. 698 00:42:20,935 --> 00:42:22,895 That was so good. 699 00:42:25,189 --> 00:42:27,817 (WAITING ON AN ANGEL PLAYING) 700 00:42:35,241 --> 00:42:37,285 That was a ten. 701 00:42:57,430 --> 00:42:59,015 All change is bad? 702 00:43:00,433 --> 00:43:02,476 It's not true, you know.