1 00:00:08,989 --> 00:00:10,866 HOUSE: He's got a temperature of 103. 2 00:00:10,991 --> 00:00:12,701 And why do we care? 3 00:00:12,826 --> 00:00:15,746 Because we're human beings. It's what we do. 4 00:00:15,996 --> 00:00:18,206 He said he was at a luncheon meeting. 5 00:00:18,332 --> 00:00:19,666 You took his history? 6 00:00:19,791 --> 00:00:21,918 The guy looks like Harpo. You should see him. 7 00:00:22,044 --> 00:00:25,088 You asked him what book he's currently reading? 8 00:00:25,213 --> 00:00:27,466 HOUSE: It's hilarious to watch him try and talk. 9 00:00:27,591 --> 00:00:29,593 I asked him anything I could think of. 10 00:00:29,718 --> 00:00:32,012 Favorite color. "Blwoo." 11 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:35,223 Favorite dessert topping? 12 00:00:37,434 --> 00:00:41,855 Trust me. You never know what fact may prove the key to saving your life. 13 00:00:42,564 --> 00:00:44,441 (MUFFLED) Whipped cream. 14 00:00:44,941 --> 00:00:48,028 - I asked him if he was sure. - Where are you going? 15 00:00:48,153 --> 00:00:51,156 - You're an ass. - I know. Where are you going? 16 00:00:51,281 --> 00:00:54,534 This is either a toxin, an infection or an allergic reaction. 17 00:00:54,660 --> 00:00:56,995 I assume you gave him epi, so that rules out allergies. 18 00:00:57,120 --> 00:00:59,331 Put him on antibiotics in case it's an infection, 19 00:00:59,456 --> 00:01:01,833 and if it's a toxin, we'll keep him here overnight, 20 00:01:01,958 --> 00:01:03,752 let the swelling go down, send him home. 21 00:01:03,877 --> 00:01:05,837 I'm going to the movies. 22 00:01:06,713 --> 00:01:08,799 Which one of you is House? 23 00:01:10,008 --> 00:01:11,802 Skinny brunette. 24 00:01:12,135 --> 00:01:14,054 No, that's Dr. Cameron. 25 00:01:15,263 --> 00:01:17,432 I'm skinny. How do you know her name? 26 00:01:17,557 --> 00:01:19,184 I was a patient of yours. 27 00:01:19,309 --> 00:01:22,896 Oh, well, if you wanna leave the chocolates downstairs... 28 00:01:26,650 --> 00:01:28,694 Stay! Stay away from him. 29 00:01:31,655 --> 00:01:33,073 (GASPING) 30 00:01:34,116 --> 00:01:36,076 Shocking, isn't it? 31 00:01:36,993 --> 00:01:38,954 Who'd want to hurt you? 32 00:01:40,747 --> 00:01:41,873 (GUNSHOT) 33 00:02:36,887 --> 00:02:38,513 You're pathetic. 34 00:02:42,309 --> 00:02:46,480 Judging by the growth, I'd say I've been unconscious for two days. 35 00:02:47,355 --> 00:02:49,775 - You been sitting there the whole time? - No. 36 00:02:50,317 --> 00:02:53,862 Judging by the oily buildup in your hair, I'd say you're lying. 37 00:02:53,987 --> 00:02:56,490 I was scared. Pardon me for caring. 38 00:02:58,450 --> 00:02:59,868 Did I lose any organs? 39 00:02:59,993 --> 00:03:02,579 The bullet to your abdomen pierced your stomach, nicked the bowel, 40 00:03:02,704 --> 00:03:04,372 lodged in the posterior rib. 41 00:03:04,498 --> 00:03:08,043 I always say if you're gonna get shot, do it in a hospital. 42 00:03:08,168 --> 00:03:10,629 - The one in your neck... - I don't remember that one. 43 00:03:10,754 --> 00:03:12,923 ...want right through, severed your jugular. 44 00:03:13,048 --> 00:03:15,300 - The shooter turns out to be a guy... - Don't care. 45 00:03:16,134 --> 00:03:19,971 You don't care why a guy walked into a hospital and shot a doctor? 46 00:03:20,096 --> 00:03:21,097 Shot you? 47 00:03:21,223 --> 00:03:23,183 I assume his reasoning was faulty. 48 00:03:24,643 --> 00:03:26,603 So what was it? Infection? 49 00:03:26,728 --> 00:03:28,730 The surgery went fine. You've had no post-op... 50 00:03:28,855 --> 00:03:31,525 Not me. The patient. Harpo. 51 00:03:31,650 --> 00:03:34,569 You just got shot, House. You should rest. 52 00:03:34,694 --> 00:03:37,239 I got shot. Diagnostically boring. 53 00:03:38,365 --> 00:03:42,035 Big fat tongue, on the other hand, endlessly entertaining. 54 00:03:42,285 --> 00:03:44,204 We biopsied his tongue. 55 00:03:44,496 --> 00:03:46,122 HOUSE: And it was negative. 56 00:03:47,082 --> 00:03:49,459 And the blood tests were negative. 57 00:03:49,584 --> 00:03:51,127 I didn't say we did blood tests. 58 00:03:51,253 --> 00:03:53,755 You don't biopsy a tongue unless you have to biopsy a tongue. 59 00:03:53,880 --> 00:03:55,340 And you don't have to biopsy a tongue 60 00:03:55,465 --> 00:03:57,300 unless you've already come up with nothing 61 00:03:57,425 --> 00:04:01,596 on a routine battery of tests which don't involve torturing the patient. 62 00:04:01,721 --> 00:04:05,892 Any new symptoms other than the increased intracranial pressure? 63 00:04:06,685 --> 00:04:09,396 Any guesses on how I figured that one out? 64 00:04:10,814 --> 00:04:12,274 (SIGHING) 65 00:04:12,649 --> 00:04:14,609 You knew the next step would be a lumbar puncture. 66 00:04:14,734 --> 00:04:17,612 A lumbar puncture would almost certainly give us a definitive answer. 67 00:04:17,737 --> 00:04:20,574 Since we don't have a definitive answer, we must not have done an LP. 68 00:04:20,699 --> 00:04:25,412 And the most common reason to not do an LP is increased intracranial pressure. 69 00:04:28,206 --> 00:04:30,667 He was shot by security trying to... 70 00:04:30,792 --> 00:04:32,711 House, what are you... 71 00:04:33,086 --> 00:04:34,337 House. 72 00:04:34,462 --> 00:04:35,463 I'm talking to Cuddy. 73 00:04:36,256 --> 00:04:38,717 Lie down. You've gotta be in pain. 74 00:04:40,093 --> 00:04:42,804 Not today. Today I'm on morphine. 75 00:04:44,598 --> 00:04:46,641 You're gonna rip your stitches out. 76 00:04:46,766 --> 00:04:48,018 Check Harpo's trash. 77 00:04:48,143 --> 00:04:49,644 Forget about the patient. 78 00:04:49,769 --> 00:04:52,272 Come on, you're curious. 79 00:04:52,606 --> 00:04:53,690 Trash? 80 00:04:53,815 --> 00:04:56,234 You don't know what I'm talking about, but you know it's good. 81 00:04:56,359 --> 00:04:57,777 You can't just be walking around. 82 00:04:57,903 --> 00:04:58,904 Well, then stop me. 83 00:04:59,029 --> 00:05:00,780 - You've lost blood. - Physically stop me. 84 00:05:00,906 --> 00:05:02,365 - You could damage... - You can't. 85 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:04,492 Because that would involve physically touching me. 86 00:05:04,618 --> 00:05:07,621 And then things would get so sexually charged... 87 00:05:13,418 --> 00:05:16,254 I'm twice your size. Get your hands off me. 88 00:05:17,881 --> 00:05:20,425 Everything that lives, eats. And everything that eats, poops. 89 00:05:20,550 --> 00:05:24,262 That's why every organ has a sanitation department, the lymph system. 90 00:05:24,387 --> 00:05:27,349 Whatever's doing the damage is dumping its waste in there. 91 00:05:27,474 --> 00:05:29,809 That's what you meant by trash. 92 00:05:31,853 --> 00:05:34,397 Biopsy the lymph node under the jaw. 93 00:05:42,405 --> 00:05:44,699 I'm sorry, I know it's crazy, but there's no other place. 94 00:05:44,824 --> 00:05:46,826 It's the ICU. It stands for Intensive Care. 95 00:05:46,952 --> 00:05:48,370 He needs intensive care. So do you. 96 00:05:48,495 --> 00:05:49,913 He needs to be shot again. 97 00:05:50,038 --> 00:05:53,041 He is handcuffed to his bed. He is sedated. He's not going to hurt you. 98 00:05:53,166 --> 00:05:54,459 If your security was any good, 99 00:05:54,584 --> 00:05:56,503 I wouldn't have been shot in the first place. 100 00:05:56,628 --> 00:05:59,381 He is where he's supposed to be, where you're supposed to be. 101 00:05:59,506 --> 00:06:00,548 Who did my surgery? 102 00:06:00,674 --> 00:06:02,634 Gillick. Why? Are you gonna send him a fruit basket? 103 00:06:02,759 --> 00:06:03,885 He screwed up. 104 00:06:04,010 --> 00:06:06,972 It's annoying enough dealing with your Vicodin habit. 105 00:06:07,097 --> 00:06:08,556 Quit upping your morphine. 106 00:06:08,682 --> 00:06:09,683 I'm not. 107 00:06:11,685 --> 00:06:13,311 I'm reducing it. 108 00:06:15,021 --> 00:06:16,940 And you're not in pain? 109 00:06:18,608 --> 00:06:19,859 I'm feeling better. 110 00:06:19,985 --> 00:06:22,487 Gillick is very good. Your recovery time... 111 00:06:22,612 --> 00:06:25,407 This stomach kills me, my neck is throbbing. 112 00:06:25,532 --> 00:06:27,492 My leg feels better. 113 00:06:30,286 --> 00:06:31,621 That's amazing. 114 00:06:31,746 --> 00:06:32,747 It's unbelievable. 115 00:06:32,872 --> 00:06:35,917 Since getting shot is not an FDA-approved treatment for anything, 116 00:06:36,042 --> 00:06:38,712 it means something must've gone wrong in the surgery. 117 00:06:38,837 --> 00:06:41,631 Yes, terribly, tragically wrong. 118 00:06:42,090 --> 00:06:43,758 Enjoy the mistake. 119 00:06:43,883 --> 00:06:47,303 He must have nicked something in my peripheral nervous system. 120 00:06:47,429 --> 00:06:50,348 If it's alleviating pain, who knows what else it's doing? 121 00:06:50,473 --> 00:06:53,476 Get back to the ICU before you rip out your stitches, 122 00:06:53,601 --> 00:06:56,146 and I have to chain you to your bed. 123 00:07:07,991 --> 00:07:09,367 (INHALING) 124 00:07:13,913 --> 00:07:15,415 (MOANING) 125 00:07:17,375 --> 00:07:19,502 Why did you try to kill me? 126 00:07:22,005 --> 00:07:23,298 I didn't. 127 00:07:23,798 --> 00:07:26,384 Then the gun thing might have been a mistake. 128 00:07:26,509 --> 00:07:29,220 If I'd have killed you, it would have been over. 129 00:07:30,263 --> 00:07:32,098 I needed you to live, 130 00:07:33,892 --> 00:07:36,102 'cause I want to see you suffer. 131 00:07:43,276 --> 00:07:45,945 (MACHINE BEEPING) 132 00:07:49,949 --> 00:07:51,451 (MAN WAILING) 133 00:08:05,131 --> 00:08:07,258 Get the needle out of there. 134 00:08:09,469 --> 00:08:10,637 He can't breathe. 135 00:08:18,853 --> 00:08:20,063 House. 136 00:08:24,150 --> 00:08:25,443 The test was negative. 137 00:08:25,568 --> 00:08:27,153 Are you sure you want to be doing this? 138 00:08:27,278 --> 00:08:28,988 I'm fine, I think. 139 00:08:29,405 --> 00:08:30,698 Cameron, have you got my records? 140 00:08:30,824 --> 00:08:33,034 They don't like to release patient's operative notes. 141 00:08:33,159 --> 00:08:35,370 Yet you're holding them. 142 00:08:35,495 --> 00:08:36,871 And whispering. 143 00:08:36,996 --> 00:08:37,997 He's sleeping. 144 00:08:39,916 --> 00:08:42,794 Yeah, killer needs his rest. 145 00:08:42,919 --> 00:08:45,213 Otherwise, he's grumpy all day. 146 00:08:45,338 --> 00:08:47,173 Hey, wake up! 147 00:08:47,549 --> 00:08:48,967 Watch me save a life. 148 00:08:49,092 --> 00:08:51,094 Almost for sure it's some sort of infection. 149 00:08:51,219 --> 00:08:53,054 We've got him on broad-spectrum antibiotics, 150 00:08:53,179 --> 00:08:54,806 but it's not even slowing the thing down. 151 00:08:54,931 --> 00:08:57,308 Unless we figure out what type of infection, we can't treat. 152 00:08:57,433 --> 00:09:00,478 And we can't figure out what type because we can't do an LP. 153 00:09:00,603 --> 00:09:01,980 Do an LP. 154 00:09:02,730 --> 00:09:05,567 See what I did there? Couldn't have done that if you'd killed me. 155 00:09:05,692 --> 00:09:07,694 We'd have done an LP two days ago if we could have, 156 00:09:07,819 --> 00:09:09,696 but that much pressure, something's bound to... 157 00:09:09,821 --> 00:09:11,156 We would've done an LP two days ago 158 00:09:11,281 --> 00:09:13,741 if the risks hadn't so obviously outweighed the benefits. 159 00:09:13,867 --> 00:09:17,579 We just cut a hole in his throat. The equation has changed. 160 00:09:19,205 --> 00:09:21,749 Couldn't have put it better myself. 161 00:09:28,339 --> 00:09:33,178 Pressure is 120 milliliters, 162 00:09:33,303 --> 00:09:37,682 H20, with small, visible excursions related to respiration and pulse. 163 00:09:37,807 --> 00:09:39,434 Well within normal, that's good. 164 00:09:39,559 --> 00:09:40,685 No. That's weird. 165 00:09:49,068 --> 00:09:50,820 You wanna hear a story? 166 00:09:53,156 --> 00:09:54,657 I have a rule. 167 00:09:56,075 --> 00:09:58,286 People who shoot me forfeit the right... 168 00:09:58,411 --> 00:09:59,412 My wife was sick. 169 00:10:01,497 --> 00:10:03,291 None of the doctors could figure out why. 170 00:10:03,416 --> 00:10:05,501 Oh, I know this story. 171 00:10:07,754 --> 00:10:09,714 She died. 172 00:10:09,839 --> 00:10:11,841 So you selected one of her doctors to kill, 173 00:10:11,966 --> 00:10:14,219 because that would make everything right again. 174 00:10:14,344 --> 00:10:16,679 No, she lived. You cured her. 175 00:10:19,474 --> 00:10:21,726 I'm truly sorry I did that. 176 00:10:21,851 --> 00:10:24,729 In the course of investigating her illness, 177 00:10:24,854 --> 00:10:28,024 you convinced me that everything was relevant. 178 00:10:29,525 --> 00:10:31,361 You needed the truth. 179 00:10:32,695 --> 00:10:35,573 I confessed to you that I'd had an affair. 180 00:10:39,327 --> 00:10:42,747 But it turns out that it had nothing to do with why she was sick. 181 00:10:43,248 --> 00:10:46,793 Genetic predisposition to brain aneurysms. 182 00:10:49,462 --> 00:10:51,172 You told her that. 183 00:10:53,424 --> 00:10:55,885 You also told her about my affair. 184 00:10:56,970 --> 00:10:59,764 And you caught crap, she left you, 185 00:11:00,306 --> 00:11:01,933 and now I've got to pay 186 00:11:02,058 --> 00:11:05,770 because you couldn't keep your little killer in your pants. 187 00:11:07,313 --> 00:11:09,065 She killed herself. 188 00:11:38,303 --> 00:11:40,972 What sort of a hospital has glass walls? 189 00:11:41,389 --> 00:11:42,974 That's my husband. 190 00:11:44,392 --> 00:11:45,393 Really? 191 00:11:45,518 --> 00:11:48,730 You thought I just liked watching people get needles poked in the back? 192 00:11:48,855 --> 00:11:53,818 No. I figured a co-worker or a sister, not wife. 193 00:11:54,944 --> 00:11:56,070 Why? 194 00:11:56,779 --> 00:12:00,366 Don't worry, it's not insulting. At least not to you. 195 00:12:04,537 --> 00:12:06,831 You're satisfied by that answer? 196 00:12:06,956 --> 00:12:08,416 You're Dr. House, aren't you? 197 00:12:08,541 --> 00:12:10,126 You're not going to shoot me, are you? 198 00:12:10,251 --> 00:12:12,337 You treated a friend of mine. 199 00:12:12,462 --> 00:12:15,173 She told me you only talk to people if you have to. 200 00:12:15,298 --> 00:12:19,344 And then you insult them, while showing off how insightful you are. 201 00:12:19,761 --> 00:12:24,432 Sevens marry sevens, nines marry nines, fours marry fours. 202 00:12:25,141 --> 00:12:26,476 Maybe there's some wiggle room 203 00:12:26,601 --> 00:12:29,812 if there's enough money or somebody got pregnant. 204 00:12:30,521 --> 00:12:33,441 But you've got at least three points on your husband, 205 00:12:33,566 --> 00:12:36,903 and your frock says you didn't do it for the money, 206 00:12:37,028 --> 00:12:39,572 and your breasts say that you haven't had any kids. 207 00:12:39,697 --> 00:12:42,658 So you figure my marriage is a mathematical error? 208 00:12:42,784 --> 00:12:44,452 Numbers don't lie. 209 00:12:45,495 --> 00:12:48,414 We're having trouble finding out what infection your husband has, 210 00:12:48,539 --> 00:12:51,084 and the most likely culprit is an STD. 211 00:12:51,209 --> 00:12:55,546 You want to know if I've had an affair with someone closer to my integer, 212 00:12:55,671 --> 00:12:58,841 and I have to tell you the truth or my husband will die. 213 00:12:58,966 --> 00:13:00,134 Is your friend single? 214 00:13:00,259 --> 00:13:04,555 No. And I've always been faithful. 215 00:13:08,059 --> 00:13:10,937 I would've bet money something would go wrong. 216 00:13:11,062 --> 00:13:12,939 Let's rotate him back. 217 00:13:15,942 --> 00:13:17,985 FOREMAN: He's bleeding into his ocular orbit. 218 00:13:18,111 --> 00:13:19,904 LP wouldn't do this. 219 00:13:22,031 --> 00:13:24,909 Lots of pressure behind. Gotta relieve it. 220 00:13:28,454 --> 00:13:29,831 (MACHINES BEEPING) 221 00:13:31,290 --> 00:13:33,918 What's going on? What are they doing? 222 00:13:34,961 --> 00:13:36,379 I should go. 223 00:13:39,590 --> 00:13:43,136 I seem to have torn my stitches. 224 00:13:56,941 --> 00:14:00,069 You collapsed in the hall, tore your stitches. 225 00:14:01,195 --> 00:14:02,989 I remember. I was there. 226 00:14:03,114 --> 00:14:04,740 How's your gut? It's hurting? 227 00:14:04,866 --> 00:14:06,993 You shoot the guy who sold her the gun? 228 00:14:07,118 --> 00:14:11,122 She locked herself in the garage, and she started the car. 229 00:14:11,247 --> 00:14:14,667 You shoot the guy who sold her the garage-door opener? 230 00:14:16,127 --> 00:14:17,295 You're an ass. 231 00:14:17,420 --> 00:14:20,465 Now that is a bold position to take given that I shot you. 232 00:14:20,590 --> 00:14:22,383 The shooting just makes you an idiot. 233 00:14:22,508 --> 00:14:25,052 You're an ass because you're trying to wrap it in the flag, 234 00:14:25,178 --> 00:14:26,304 like you did a good thing. 235 00:14:26,429 --> 00:14:27,763 You're an ass and a hypocrite. 236 00:14:27,889 --> 00:14:30,475 You don't believe in rules. You do whatever you think is right. 237 00:14:30,600 --> 00:14:33,019 That's all I did. You were my role model. 238 00:14:33,144 --> 00:14:35,521 Watch out, you're getting crumbs on the flag. 239 00:14:35,646 --> 00:14:38,524 I didn't commit to honor her. I didn't commit to never lie to her. 240 00:14:38,649 --> 00:14:41,527 If you'd kept your mouth shut, she'd be alive, and you wouldn't be shot. 241 00:14:41,652 --> 00:14:43,488 If you'd kept your pistols in your pants... 242 00:14:43,613 --> 00:14:46,115 It's my fault she's dead! 243 00:14:46,949 --> 00:14:48,326 I know it. 244 00:14:49,202 --> 00:14:52,955 But why can't you admit that it's maybe just a little bit yours, too? 245 00:14:54,624 --> 00:14:58,503 That maybe it's not just medical mistakes that screw things up. 246 00:14:59,837 --> 00:15:01,797 Here's how life works. 247 00:15:01,923 --> 00:15:07,553 You either get to ask for an apology, or you get to shoot people. Not both. 248 00:15:10,806 --> 00:15:12,725 HOUSE: Infections don't make your eyes pop out. 249 00:15:12,850 --> 00:15:15,478 CHASE: We should get back. You're supposed be chained to your bed. 250 00:15:15,603 --> 00:15:19,023 HOUSE: I'm not done eating. Got to be some sort of bleeding disorder. 251 00:15:19,982 --> 00:15:21,859 This is really stupid. 252 00:15:23,528 --> 00:15:27,782 If my stitches pop out again, I got three doctors to save me. 253 00:15:27,990 --> 00:15:31,994 Could be some sort of weakness in the lining of the ocular veins. 254 00:15:33,120 --> 00:15:35,039 Okay, I'll be you guys- 255 00:15:35,331 --> 00:15:38,417 (IMITATING CHASE) No way, mate, too much blood to just be a vein. 256 00:15:38,668 --> 00:15:42,338 (IMITATING FOREMAN) No way, Hizzy, if it was an artery, he'd still be bleeding. 257 00:15:42,463 --> 00:15:44,882 (IMITATING CAMERON) Actually, he'd be dead. 258 00:15:45,007 --> 00:15:47,343 He could've had a granuloma in his sinuses that bled, 259 00:15:47,468 --> 00:15:49,178 which could've been caused by Wegener's. 260 00:15:49,303 --> 00:15:51,556 You'd think the surgeon would've noticed a giant growth 261 00:15:51,681 --> 00:15:53,307 while he was sticking the eyeball back in. 262 00:15:53,432 --> 00:15:55,309 Tongue and eyes are sick, what about the nose? 263 00:15:55,434 --> 00:15:57,228 It's right in between them. Why isn't it sick? 264 00:15:57,353 --> 00:15:59,397 So it's not spreading. It's got a common source. 265 00:15:59,522 --> 00:16:01,065 Which can only be what? 266 00:16:01,190 --> 00:16:03,317 The brain, except the CT was clean. 267 00:16:03,442 --> 00:16:05,278 Check the brain's trash. See what it's hiding. 268 00:16:05,403 --> 00:16:06,862 The brain doesn't have a lymph system. 269 00:16:06,988 --> 00:16:08,739 I know. All its garbage just blows off, 270 00:16:08,864 --> 00:16:11,242 gets caught in the snow fence by the side of the road. 271 00:16:11,367 --> 00:16:14,328 You're referring to the blood-brain barrier. 272 00:16:14,704 --> 00:16:17,248 What else? Biopsy the barrier. 273 00:16:17,373 --> 00:16:20,084 Wouldn't it be safer to make a few educated guesses first? 274 00:16:20,209 --> 00:16:22,169 Try some relatively safe treatments? 275 00:16:22,295 --> 00:16:25,548 Biopsy the barrier. But first, start him on Mebendazole in case it's a worm. 276 00:16:25,673 --> 00:16:27,425 And Levofloxacin in case it's an infection 277 00:16:27,550 --> 00:16:29,135 that slipped by the first antibiotic. 278 00:16:29,260 --> 00:16:31,637 And Azithromycin for STDs. 279 00:16:32,930 --> 00:16:36,851 I really don't think the wife is the kind to be messing around. 280 00:16:38,519 --> 00:16:40,104 If I was married to her, I certainly... 281 00:16:40,229 --> 00:16:41,731 CAMERON: House. 282 00:16:41,856 --> 00:16:44,734 The patient isn't married. He's a widower. 283 00:16:47,403 --> 00:16:51,490 Really, it's more helpful if you do the prescribed rehab yourself. 284 00:16:52,658 --> 00:16:54,285 My body is fine. 285 00:16:54,910 --> 00:16:56,287 My mind, on the other hand... 286 00:16:56,412 --> 00:16:57,955 Maybe she was a girlfriend. 287 00:16:58,080 --> 00:17:00,166 Or maybe she was just trying to jerk you around. 288 00:17:00,291 --> 00:17:02,501 I spoke to every one of the nurses on that floor. 289 00:17:02,627 --> 00:17:03,961 The patient only had six visitors, 290 00:17:04,086 --> 00:17:06,505 two females, no babes. His mother and his aunt. 291 00:17:06,631 --> 00:17:08,758 So they missed someone. They're not security. 292 00:17:08,883 --> 00:17:12,136 My posse never saw her or me talking on the other side of the glass. 293 00:17:12,261 --> 00:17:14,555 They were a little busy trying to save the guy's life. 294 00:17:14,680 --> 00:17:17,266 There's only one possible conclusion. 295 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:19,435 It was a hallucination. 296 00:17:20,728 --> 00:17:23,773 What does that look like to you? Point six? 297 00:17:23,898 --> 00:17:24,857 Anesthesia? 298 00:17:24,982 --> 00:17:28,361 No. It's got to be six smudge. Let's say you're right. 299 00:17:28,486 --> 00:17:31,947 It wouldn't be that uncommon after a trauma, after that much blood loss. 300 00:17:32,073 --> 00:17:35,493 If my perceptions are compromised, then my judgment is compromised. 301 00:17:35,618 --> 00:17:36,702 What if his wife told me 302 00:17:36,827 --> 00:17:39,705 that the patient just got bit by a rabid Vietnamese leper? 303 00:17:39,830 --> 00:17:41,666 So pull yourself off the case. 304 00:17:41,791 --> 00:17:42,875 And the next case? 305 00:17:43,000 --> 00:17:45,002 You take two weeks, you recover. 306 00:17:45,127 --> 00:17:46,754 What if I don't? 307 00:17:47,171 --> 00:17:48,547 What if it wasn't the shooting? 308 00:17:48,673 --> 00:17:50,716 The guy who sees connections between everything 309 00:17:50,841 --> 00:17:53,928 sees no connection between being shot and minor brain disruptions? 310 00:17:54,053 --> 00:17:55,221 What if it was the surgery? 311 00:17:55,346 --> 00:17:58,391 What if it was the fact that you tore out your stitches 312 00:17:58,516 --> 00:18:00,226 and lost two pints of blood? 313 00:18:02,478 --> 00:18:05,898 Why did Gillick give me ketamine during my surgery? 314 00:18:08,984 --> 00:18:10,194 Working. 315 00:18:10,319 --> 00:18:11,320 We need to talk. 316 00:18:12,279 --> 00:18:14,824 Get back to the ICU. Who uncuffed you? 317 00:18:14,949 --> 00:18:17,660 Why would a surgeon administer ketamine? 318 00:18:18,244 --> 00:18:20,746 - Who showed you your surgical file? - How do you know it's mine? 319 00:18:20,871 --> 00:18:24,208 Because your patient hasn't had surgery, and you don't care about anybody else. 320 00:18:24,333 --> 00:18:27,586 My anesthesia was almost nonexistent, and yet I wasn't awake. 321 00:18:27,712 --> 00:18:30,923 For some reason, somebody decided to put me in a dissociative coma 322 00:18:31,048 --> 00:18:32,717 instead of just putting me out. 323 00:18:32,842 --> 00:18:34,385 There are plenty of reasons to use... 324 00:18:34,510 --> 00:18:38,472 Fine. I'll go beat the truth out of my surgeon. Gillick, right? 325 00:18:46,397 --> 00:18:47,732 It worked. 326 00:18:52,403 --> 00:18:55,573 There's a clinic in Germany. They've been treating chronic pain 327 00:18:55,698 --> 00:18:59,285 by inducing comas and letting the mind basically reboot itself. 328 00:18:59,410 --> 00:19:02,288 There's about a 50% chance your pain will come back, 329 00:19:02,413 --> 00:19:06,125 which of course means there is a 50% chance that it won't. 330 00:19:08,127 --> 00:19:10,713 - You had no right. - To heal you? 331 00:19:10,838 --> 00:19:12,047 You messed with my brain. 332 00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:13,799 Why are you so upset? 333 00:19:15,634 --> 00:19:18,637 Are you experiencing any neurological symptoms? 334 00:19:18,763 --> 00:19:20,389 Dizziness, tremors, hallucinations? 335 00:19:20,514 --> 00:19:24,351 No. It's a point of principle. 336 00:19:30,274 --> 00:19:31,484 Test was negative. 337 00:19:31,609 --> 00:19:34,236 No trash against the fence. ls your leg really better? 338 00:19:34,361 --> 00:19:36,322 Don't worry, I'm sure something else is wrong. 339 00:19:36,447 --> 00:19:38,157 We did find blood. 340 00:19:38,365 --> 00:19:40,367 - On which side? - The wrong side. 341 00:19:40,493 --> 00:19:41,660 First thing that makes sense. 342 00:19:41,786 --> 00:19:44,121 The wrong side's the wrong side. It can't make sense. 343 00:19:44,246 --> 00:19:46,999 It'd mess with his brain, wouldn't cause fever. 344 00:19:47,124 --> 00:19:48,751 He's been sleeping a lot lately. 345 00:19:48,876 --> 00:19:49,877 You worried? 346 00:19:50,878 --> 00:19:53,547 I marked a change of meds on his chart. 347 00:19:54,715 --> 00:19:58,135 Foreign object, body wants to get rid of it, that causes the fever. 348 00:19:58,260 --> 00:19:59,428 Blood's a foreign object? 349 00:19:59,553 --> 00:20:01,055 FOREMAN: In the brain lining it is. 350 00:20:01,180 --> 00:20:03,432 - Blood dyscrasia means cancer. - Find it. 351 00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:05,392 - All the tests... - Have been negative. 352 00:20:05,518 --> 00:20:08,395 What do you do if your trashcans are full? 353 00:20:09,104 --> 00:20:11,106 You use your neighbor's trashcans. 354 00:20:11,232 --> 00:20:14,360 Except it's still light outside, your neighbor will see you. 355 00:20:14,485 --> 00:20:18,113 So you go out the back way into an alley and drop off your trash by their garage. 356 00:20:18,239 --> 00:20:21,283 We'll check the lymphatic system in the chest. 357 00:20:21,408 --> 00:20:23,619 You got that from trashcans in the alley? 358 00:20:23,744 --> 00:20:25,329 The saliva glands from the tongue 359 00:20:25,454 --> 00:20:27,706 are connected to the lymphatic system in the lungs. 360 00:20:27,832 --> 00:20:30,376 It's the next lymphatic system over. 361 00:20:31,919 --> 00:20:33,087 Yeah. 362 00:20:33,796 --> 00:20:35,464 Go get lung lymph- 363 00:20:41,929 --> 00:20:43,764 How did he know that? 364 00:20:46,433 --> 00:20:49,186 I wouldn't have hired him if he wasn't smart. 365 00:20:49,311 --> 00:20:50,479 Right. 366 00:20:52,147 --> 00:20:55,109 'Cause you have nothing but respect for him. 367 00:20:56,610 --> 00:21:00,239 Maybe he knew the answer because the question 368 00:21:01,740 --> 00:21:04,493 wasn't nearly as tricky as you thought. 369 00:21:07,621 --> 00:21:09,957 Maybe he's not getting smarter, 370 00:21:10,791 --> 00:21:12,334 you're getting dumber. 371 00:21:33,063 --> 00:21:36,984 You pretend to buck the system, pretend to be a rebel. 372 00:21:38,360 --> 00:21:40,321 You claim to hate rules. 373 00:21:41,405 --> 00:21:45,200 But all you do is substitute your own rules for society's. 374 00:21:46,535 --> 00:21:48,495 And it's a nice simple rule, 375 00:21:49,830 --> 00:21:53,375 tell the blunt, honest truth 376 00:21:54,293 --> 00:21:56,503 in the starkest, darkest way. 377 00:21:57,504 --> 00:21:59,548 And what will be, will be. 378 00:22:00,549 --> 00:22:02,509 What will be, should be. 379 00:22:04,136 --> 00:22:07,640 And everyone else is a coward. 380 00:22:10,935 --> 00:22:12,603 But you're wrong. 381 00:22:13,312 --> 00:22:16,357 It's not cowardly to not call someone an idiot. 382 00:22:17,274 --> 00:22:20,819 People aren't tactful or polite just because it's nice. 383 00:22:22,112 --> 00:22:26,575 They do it because they got an ounce of humility. 384 00:22:31,038 --> 00:22:34,124 Because they know that they will make mistakes, 385 00:22:35,042 --> 00:22:37,920 and they know that their actions have consequences, 386 00:22:38,545 --> 00:22:43,217 and they know that those consequences are their fault. 387 00:22:53,727 --> 00:22:56,730 Why do you want so bad not to be human, House? 388 00:23:02,653 --> 00:23:04,071 No, he's awake. 389 00:23:04,738 --> 00:23:06,824 House, we need to talk to you. 390 00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:08,826 How the hell did you know I was awake? 391 00:23:08,951 --> 00:23:10,911 Your nostrils flare when you sleep. 392 00:23:11,036 --> 00:23:13,706 - No, they do not. - Fine. I'm lying. 393 00:23:16,083 --> 00:23:17,793 - Test was negative. - You knew? 394 00:23:17,918 --> 00:23:19,336 - Force of habit. - Showed no cancer. 395 00:23:19,461 --> 00:23:20,879 No reason why he's got a fever of 103, 396 00:23:21,005 --> 00:23:23,132 and no reason why his tongue won't fit in his mouth. 397 00:23:23,257 --> 00:23:25,134 He's post-op. Chase is getting him up and around. 398 00:23:25,259 --> 00:23:28,470 It's important that you're up ASAP after surgery. 399 00:23:28,762 --> 00:23:30,764 You think you can urinate? 400 00:23:39,064 --> 00:23:40,816 It's getting bigger! 401 00:23:42,609 --> 00:23:44,987 Are you getting aroused? 402 00:23:45,112 --> 00:23:47,072 No! Not that part! 403 00:23:47,197 --> 00:23:49,324 Oh, God, it hurts! 404 00:23:50,284 --> 00:23:51,952 It's not stopping! 405 00:23:55,330 --> 00:23:58,834 Surgeons found no evidence of a burst artery. 406 00:23:58,959 --> 00:24:03,213 The blood had to come from somewhere, you took a shower in it. 407 00:24:03,338 --> 00:24:04,423 Trauma? 408 00:24:04,548 --> 00:24:07,384 Do you think someone snuck in here just to kick him in the jewels 409 00:24:07,509 --> 00:24:09,928 and poke out his eye and swell up his tongue? 410 00:24:10,054 --> 00:24:11,096 Keep riding. 411 00:24:11,221 --> 00:24:14,600 I got a bet with my physio that I can do 100 klicks by Friday. 412 00:24:14,725 --> 00:24:17,186 What about blood from the kidneys? 413 00:24:20,189 --> 00:24:23,358 Kidneys drain into the bladder, which drains into the ureter. 414 00:24:23,484 --> 00:24:25,944 There's no way it would mess with the scrotum. 415 00:24:26,070 --> 00:24:28,989 Yeah, basic human anatomy. 416 00:24:29,740 --> 00:24:32,993 Therefore, I think it's safe to assume that the problem lies elsewhere. 417 00:24:33,118 --> 00:24:35,913 But given that this case doesn't make any kind of sense whatsoever, 418 00:24:36,038 --> 00:24:37,831 maybe we should even question the basics. 419 00:24:37,956 --> 00:24:39,333 Maybe he's not human? 420 00:24:39,458 --> 00:24:42,753 An anatomical defect would seem more likely, but let's not rule that one out. 421 00:24:42,878 --> 00:24:45,964 Even more likely, he is human, his anatomy is where it's supposed to be, 422 00:24:46,090 --> 00:24:47,758 but he has testicular cancer. 423 00:24:47,883 --> 00:24:49,093 CAMERON: We tested for cancer. 424 00:24:49,218 --> 00:24:51,095 FOREMAN: We tested the lymph system in his chest. 425 00:24:51,220 --> 00:24:52,554 CHASE: Surgeons found no growths. 426 00:24:52,679 --> 00:24:55,182 FOREMAN: Surgeon was trying to put everything back where it was. 427 00:24:55,307 --> 00:24:56,600 They weren't doing an inventory. 428 00:24:56,725 --> 00:25:00,813 May have been lucky. You don't catch testicular cancer early, it kills. 429 00:25:00,938 --> 00:25:03,482 - Probably eroded some vessel. - Yeah, yeah, I know. 430 00:25:03,607 --> 00:25:05,317 The question is why I didn't think of it. 431 00:25:05,442 --> 00:25:08,403 Well, eyes popping out is a rather odd presentation. 432 00:25:08,529 --> 00:25:10,948 Sac blowing up, on the other hand... 433 00:25:11,073 --> 00:25:12,825 If you could think of everything yourself, 434 00:25:12,950 --> 00:25:14,326 you wouldn't need a team to annoy. 435 00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:16,203 I screwed up some basic anatomy, 436 00:25:16,328 --> 00:25:20,374 and I missed connecting a testicular explosion with a testicular problem. 437 00:25:20,499 --> 00:25:22,376 You think there's any way I would've done that 438 00:25:22,501 --> 00:25:23,836 before Cuddy messed with my brain? 439 00:25:23,961 --> 00:25:25,838 She was trying to help you, and it worked. 440 00:25:25,963 --> 00:25:29,174 Yeah, I can run like the wind, but I can't think. 441 00:25:29,299 --> 00:25:31,802 And seeing as how I'm too old to become a professional athlete, 442 00:25:31,927 --> 00:25:35,347 it looks to me as if she screwed me over big time. 443 00:25:38,976 --> 00:25:40,727 You don't want a healthy leg. 444 00:25:40,853 --> 00:25:41,979 Oh, here we go. 445 00:25:42,104 --> 00:25:45,274 If you've got a good life, if you're healthy, you've got no reason to bitch. 446 00:25:45,399 --> 00:25:47,734 - No reason to hate life. - Here's the flaw in your argument. 447 00:25:47,860 --> 00:25:50,195 If I enjoy hating life, I don't hate life, I enjoy it. 448 00:25:50,320 --> 00:25:52,489 I didn't say it was rational. 449 00:25:53,949 --> 00:25:56,034 HIV testing is 99% accurate, 450 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:59,079 which means there are some people who test positive, 451 00:25:59,204 --> 00:26:01,915 who live with their own impending doom for months or years 452 00:26:02,040 --> 00:26:03,625 before finding out everything's okay. 453 00:26:03,750 --> 00:26:08,005 Weirdly, most of them don't react with happiness, or even anger. 454 00:26:08,130 --> 00:26:09,673 They get depressed. 455 00:26:09,798 --> 00:26:11,049 Not because they wanted to die, 456 00:26:11,175 --> 00:26:13,677 but because they've defined themselves by their disease. 457 00:26:13,802 --> 00:26:16,513 Suddenly what made them them isn't real. 458 00:26:16,638 --> 00:26:18,765 I don't define myself by my leg. 459 00:26:18,891 --> 00:26:22,186 No. You have taken it one step further. 460 00:26:23,228 --> 00:26:25,856 The only way you could come to terms with your disability 461 00:26:25,981 --> 00:26:29,526 was to somehow make it mean nothing. 462 00:26:29,651 --> 00:26:32,112 So you had to redefine everything. 463 00:26:32,821 --> 00:26:35,782 You have dismissed anything physical, 464 00:26:36,909 --> 00:26:40,829 anything not coldly, calculatingly intellectual. 465 00:26:40,954 --> 00:26:43,040 Why are you protecting her? 466 00:26:47,502 --> 00:26:49,922 Because she's done nothing wrong. 467 00:26:51,715 --> 00:26:54,676 You're completely comfortable with what she did to me? 468 00:26:54,801 --> 00:26:56,470 Yeah, I am. Yeah. 469 00:26:58,680 --> 00:27:01,016 You agonize over moral choices. 470 00:27:01,683 --> 00:27:03,977 You're not completely comfortable with anything 471 00:27:04,102 --> 00:27:08,190 until you've taken days to get your head around every possible side. 472 00:27:08,941 --> 00:27:11,276 I've known what she did for six hours. 473 00:27:11,401 --> 00:27:14,196 How come you're acting like you've known for days? 474 00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:17,115 What do I have? 475 00:27:17,241 --> 00:27:19,034 - You're not sick. - What do I have? 476 00:27:19,159 --> 00:27:20,244 You need to calm down! 477 00:27:20,369 --> 00:27:23,288 - I have my brain! That's it! - We were trying to help you. 478 00:27:23,413 --> 00:27:26,250 Yeah, nobody tries to screw up, they just do. 479 00:27:26,375 --> 00:27:28,835 You were out of control. You were shooting morphine. 480 00:27:28,961 --> 00:27:30,921 I can make people better. 481 00:27:31,046 --> 00:27:33,340 And you two decide to trade that forjogging shoes! 482 00:27:33,465 --> 00:27:36,134 If you're suffering from side-effects, then we can look at that. 483 00:27:36,260 --> 00:27:37,886 You value the physical so much. 484 00:27:38,011 --> 00:27:40,889 Let me put this in terms you can understand. 485 00:27:45,686 --> 00:27:47,437 You're unbelievable. 486 00:27:47,562 --> 00:27:49,940 Even when you're out of your mind with anger and fear, 487 00:27:50,065 --> 00:27:52,484 you still couch it in logical terms. 488 00:27:52,609 --> 00:27:54,820 - Are you hallucinating? - Yeah, I'm hallucinating. 489 00:27:54,945 --> 00:27:56,655 No, I mean right now. 490 00:27:56,780 --> 00:27:58,490 MORIARTY: Are you hallucinating? 491 00:28:01,201 --> 00:28:05,122 - How did you know I was... - You were yelling at me. 492 00:28:05,831 --> 00:28:08,500 - You were calling me Wilson. - No. 493 00:28:09,543 --> 00:28:11,503 You're losing it, House. 494 00:28:12,087 --> 00:28:15,299 - I never call Wilson by his name. - Yeah, right. 495 00:28:15,424 --> 00:28:18,135 Now the hallucinator is going to tell the hallucinatee what happened. 496 00:28:18,260 --> 00:28:20,554 You're not the hallucinatee. Wilson was the hallucinatee. 497 00:28:20,679 --> 00:28:22,931 You think maybe you're focusing on the wrong thing here? 498 00:28:23,056 --> 00:28:26,977 Cuddy's office was the hallucinatee. The bathroom was the hallucinatee. 499 00:28:27,102 --> 00:28:28,895 Bathroom. It figures. 500 00:28:29,479 --> 00:28:31,606 What figures? 501 00:28:32,858 --> 00:28:34,943 You wet your bed. 502 00:28:36,361 --> 00:28:37,612 Damn it. 503 00:28:40,157 --> 00:28:42,200 - Test was negative. - No. 504 00:28:42,326 --> 00:28:45,329 AFP and beta HCG say no testicular cancer. 505 00:28:45,454 --> 00:28:48,081 So, let's recap. We've just ruled out everything, 506 00:28:48,206 --> 00:28:49,249 which doesn't make sense. 507 00:28:49,374 --> 00:28:51,835 So the answer has to be something that doesn't make sense. 508 00:28:51,960 --> 00:28:54,588 Do a cystoscopy. Make sure he's human. 509 00:28:55,505 --> 00:28:58,508 - The test was negative. - For him being human? 510 00:28:58,633 --> 00:29:00,469 Everything was right where it's supposed to be. 511 00:29:00,594 --> 00:29:02,471 All the tubes go where they're supposed to go. 512 00:29:02,596 --> 00:29:06,141 Most likely scenario, some kind of bacterial prostatitis. 513 00:29:15,609 --> 00:29:17,986 (TAPPING) 514 00:29:18,695 --> 00:29:21,031 Did you find out if his father hunched? 515 00:29:21,239 --> 00:29:23,533 His father have trouble peeing? 516 00:29:24,785 --> 00:29:27,120 His father have sex with his own mother? 517 00:29:27,245 --> 00:29:30,957 If the answers to any of those questions is yes, assume you're right. 518 00:29:31,083 --> 00:29:33,752 If the answers are no, assume you're right, 519 00:29:33,877 --> 00:29:36,046 but biopsy some prostate lymphs just to be sure. 520 00:29:36,171 --> 00:29:39,174 But then we'd have to cut through his stomach, 521 00:29:39,299 --> 00:29:42,386 and since he's clearly got a bleeding problem, this kind of surgery... 522 00:29:42,511 --> 00:29:44,930 He doesn't clearly have anything. 523 00:29:48,517 --> 00:29:50,102 How did I get here? 524 00:29:50,227 --> 00:29:52,896 What are you talking about? 525 00:29:53,480 --> 00:29:55,107 I was in the ICU, 526 00:29:56,858 --> 00:30:00,320 and then I was coming down these stairs with you guys. 527 00:30:01,029 --> 00:30:03,031 What happened in between? 528 00:30:06,535 --> 00:30:08,912 I don't remember how I got here. 529 00:30:21,842 --> 00:30:23,802 I'm taking myself off my case. 530 00:30:23,927 --> 00:30:26,930 Your patient is in critical care. He's had a fever unabated for two... 531 00:30:27,055 --> 00:30:28,765 I think I'm losing my mind. 532 00:30:30,308 --> 00:30:32,102 I'm having blackouts. 533 00:30:32,227 --> 00:30:35,063 - You said you weren't having any... - I lied. 534 00:30:35,188 --> 00:30:38,275 If you are doing this to scare me, you made your point. 535 00:30:38,400 --> 00:30:42,446 Next time you get shot, I promise to only treat the bullet wounds. 536 00:30:42,571 --> 00:30:44,239 I'm off the case. 537 00:30:50,120 --> 00:30:52,664 Why did you jump up when I came in? 538 00:30:52,789 --> 00:30:55,750 I thought you were going to attack me again. 539 00:30:56,334 --> 00:30:57,711 Again? 540 00:30:57,836 --> 00:30:59,421 Yeah, you were in my face. 541 00:31:00,255 --> 00:31:02,382 - No, I wasn't. - You were... 542 00:31:02,883 --> 00:31:04,551 You came in here with Wilson and... 543 00:31:04,676 --> 00:31:06,928 - That was a hallucination. - No, you... 544 00:31:07,053 --> 00:31:09,139 Which means this is a hallucination. 545 00:31:26,865 --> 00:31:29,743 How can I tell what's real and what's not? 546 00:31:32,120 --> 00:31:35,665 Everything looks the same, sounds the same, 547 00:31:37,083 --> 00:31:38,668 tastes the same. 548 00:31:42,047 --> 00:31:44,966 Seems like I'd be the last person you'd want to ask. 549 00:31:45,091 --> 00:31:46,343 Why not? 550 00:31:46,635 --> 00:31:49,763 You're obviously not here. I'm obviously not here. 551 00:31:49,888 --> 00:31:52,057 Which means this is a creation of my mind, 552 00:31:52,182 --> 00:31:54,351 which means I'm really just asking myself. 553 00:31:54,476 --> 00:31:58,021 If you're talking to yourself, that's a lot of unnecessary explanation. 554 00:31:58,146 --> 00:32:00,232 Hey, I'm trying to work this out. 555 00:32:00,357 --> 00:32:03,610 That requires give and take, even in my own mind. 556 00:32:04,611 --> 00:32:06,196 What was the question? 557 00:32:06,321 --> 00:32:08,448 How can I tell what's real? 558 00:32:08,865 --> 00:32:10,408 Does it matter? 559 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:13,954 That doesn't sound like something I'd ask. 560 00:32:14,079 --> 00:32:16,915 All right. Your concern is that if you act in the real world 561 00:32:17,040 --> 00:32:20,794 based on information that's not real, the results are impossible to foresee. 562 00:32:20,919 --> 00:32:22,003 With you so far. 563 00:32:22,128 --> 00:32:25,507 But information is incapable of hann in and of itself. 564 00:32:25,632 --> 00:32:27,300 Ideas are neither good nor bad 565 00:32:27,842 --> 00:32:29,928 but merely as useful as what we do with them. 566 00:32:30,053 --> 00:32:32,889 Only actions can cause harm. 567 00:32:34,057 --> 00:32:36,017 That sounds like me. 568 00:32:36,560 --> 00:32:40,188 So you do nothing. You refrain from taking any actions. 569 00:32:42,190 --> 00:32:44,734 You continue to throw out your ideas as you always would, 570 00:32:44,859 --> 00:32:47,070 but if they're based on faulty assumptions, 571 00:32:47,195 --> 00:32:49,573 your team will point that out. 572 00:32:49,698 --> 00:32:52,617 They won't do anything that could hurt him. 573 00:32:55,620 --> 00:32:57,372 So I trust my team? 574 00:32:58,915 --> 00:32:59,749 Test was negative. 575 00:32:59,958 --> 00:33:02,544 - No blood in the prostate. - No structural abnormalities. 576 00:33:02,669 --> 00:33:06,006 If something doesn't make sense, what does that mean? 577 00:33:07,882 --> 00:33:09,259 It's not rhetorical. 578 00:33:09,384 --> 00:33:13,430 I need your input on everything I ask, no matter how obvious it might seem. 579 00:33:13,555 --> 00:33:15,599 It means you're wrong. 580 00:33:15,724 --> 00:33:17,601 It means one of your assumptions is wrong. 581 00:33:17,726 --> 00:33:20,103 Because if something doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 582 00:33:20,228 --> 00:33:21,354 So what are our assumptions? 583 00:33:21,479 --> 00:33:23,815 We don't have any. We're just guessing and testing. 584 00:33:23,940 --> 00:33:25,275 We assume the tests are right. 585 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,235 We've already re-done them. Twice. 586 00:33:27,360 --> 00:33:28,445 Let's go more basic. 587 00:33:28,570 --> 00:33:30,614 What's more basic than the test results? 588 00:33:30,739 --> 00:33:32,574 The tests themselves. 589 00:33:32,741 --> 00:33:34,618 What does a biopsy consist of? 590 00:33:34,743 --> 00:33:36,786 You take a sample. 591 00:33:36,911 --> 00:33:38,204 Define sample. 592 00:33:38,622 --> 00:33:42,167 It's a small representative piece of whatever you think is the problem. 593 00:33:42,292 --> 00:33:44,711 You go down to the shore, you fill a cup of water. 594 00:33:44,836 --> 00:33:47,505 It's got no fish in it. Does that mean no fish in the ocean? 595 00:33:47,631 --> 00:33:48,923 We can do another biopsy. 596 00:33:49,049 --> 00:33:50,592 We could fill another cup of water. 597 00:33:50,717 --> 00:33:53,011 But we gotta dive in. We got to see what's actually in there. 598 00:33:53,136 --> 00:33:54,929 We can't operate, he's got a bleeding problem. 599 00:33:55,055 --> 00:33:56,681 We assume he's got a bleeding problem. 600 00:33:56,806 --> 00:33:59,434 Yeah, because he bled from where he wasn't supposed to bleed, 601 00:33:59,559 --> 00:34:01,394 causing parts of his body to blow up. 602 00:34:01,519 --> 00:34:04,105 Assuming that crazy assumption is correct, 603 00:34:04,230 --> 00:34:06,358 if we operate on him, we'll kill him. 604 00:34:06,483 --> 00:34:09,819 What if we could find a way to do this surgery 605 00:34:10,862 --> 00:34:13,657 without giving him more than a paper cut? 606 00:34:14,157 --> 00:34:18,662 You want to let a robot operate on me? 607 00:34:18,787 --> 00:34:20,747 The technology is amazing. 608 00:34:20,872 --> 00:34:23,667 It magnifies everything 10 times. It's 10 times the accuracy. 609 00:34:23,792 --> 00:34:26,044 No way. I want a person. 610 00:34:26,169 --> 00:34:28,880 - A person would be controlling... - People suck. 611 00:34:30,006 --> 00:34:32,550 People have turned you from a guy with a swollen tongue 612 00:34:32,676 --> 00:34:35,679 into a guy with one eye, one ball, and a stapled-on face. 613 00:34:35,804 --> 00:34:39,182 If you want someone to hold you while you cry yourself to sleep at night, 614 00:34:39,307 --> 00:34:41,059 choose warm and soft. 615 00:34:41,184 --> 00:34:44,688 You want someone to write you a poem, pick the sensitive loner. 616 00:34:44,813 --> 00:34:46,815 If all you care about is that something's done right, 617 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:48,358 pick the guy with the metal head. 618 00:34:48,483 --> 00:34:50,735 - No way. - No way, no way. 619 00:34:50,860 --> 00:34:53,863 You gotta see this thing in action before you say no way. Come on. 620 00:34:53,988 --> 00:34:56,032 House, what are you doing? 621 00:34:57,367 --> 00:35:00,078 Nothing. I'm not doing anything. 622 00:35:00,453 --> 00:35:01,996 Just throwing out ideas. 623 00:35:02,122 --> 00:35:05,375 I think that you should put him in a wheelchair and take him down to the OR. 624 00:35:05,500 --> 00:35:07,210 But I may be out of my mind. 625 00:35:16,636 --> 00:35:18,221 Relax, Cameron. 626 00:35:18,805 --> 00:35:20,724 I'm not going to cut you. 627 00:35:20,849 --> 00:35:23,643 I just wanna show what this puppy can do. 628 00:35:23,768 --> 00:35:26,354 It can make one-millimeter incisions. 629 00:35:27,021 --> 00:35:29,107 You don't know how small that is? 630 00:35:29,232 --> 00:35:31,276 It's small even in metric. 631 00:35:31,901 --> 00:35:35,405 If I do something that doesn't make sense, even to you, 632 00:35:36,281 --> 00:35:37,532 stop me. 633 00:35:48,168 --> 00:35:49,669 Delicate, no? 634 00:36:22,869 --> 00:36:24,078 House. 635 00:36:24,829 --> 00:36:26,372 Does that hurt? 636 00:36:31,419 --> 00:36:32,837 Seen enough. 637 00:36:34,589 --> 00:36:35,673 No. 638 00:36:36,925 --> 00:36:38,510 That wasn't a question. 639 00:36:38,635 --> 00:36:40,470 You either do this, or you die. 640 00:36:45,308 --> 00:36:46,851 You've wasted your life. 641 00:36:46,976 --> 00:36:47,977 Yeah. 642 00:36:49,187 --> 00:36:51,856 If only I'd spent more time dedicating myself 643 00:36:51,981 --> 00:36:54,108 to finding someone worthy to shoot. 644 00:36:54,901 --> 00:36:57,028 If I had killed you, would it have mattered? 645 00:36:57,153 --> 00:36:59,280 Not to me. Have you got a pen? 646 00:36:59,405 --> 00:37:01,199 You don't care if you live or die? 647 00:37:01,324 --> 00:37:04,828 I care because I live. I can't care if I'm dead. 648 00:37:05,745 --> 00:37:07,789 I don't want to hear semantics. 649 00:37:07,914 --> 00:37:09,958 You anti-semantic bastard. 650 00:37:11,251 --> 00:37:13,795 Would anybody care that the world lost that wit? 651 00:37:13,920 --> 00:37:15,046 Working here. 652 00:37:15,171 --> 00:37:17,549 MORIARTY: That's all right. You don't have to say anything. 653 00:37:17,674 --> 00:37:20,385 Just let me soak into your subconscious. 654 00:37:21,845 --> 00:37:24,347 You think that the only truth that matters 655 00:37:24,472 --> 00:37:26,516 is the truth that can be measured. 656 00:37:26,975 --> 00:37:30,937 Good intentions don't count. What's in your heart doesn't count. 657 00:37:31,563 --> 00:37:33,273 Caring doesn't count. 658 00:37:33,398 --> 00:37:35,525 But a man's life can be measured 659 00:37:35,650 --> 00:37:39,028 by how many tears are shed when he dies. 660 00:37:41,656 --> 00:37:44,200 Just because you can't measure them, 661 00:37:44,576 --> 00:37:47,537 just because you don't want to measure them, 662 00:37:48,663 --> 00:37:50,790 doesn't mean it's not real. 663 00:37:55,461 --> 00:37:57,839 That does not make sense. 664 00:37:59,924 --> 00:38:03,720 And even if I'm wrong, you're still miserable. 665 00:38:06,055 --> 00:38:08,600 Did you really think that your life's purpose 666 00:38:08,725 --> 00:38:12,186 was to sacrifice yourself and get nothing in return? 667 00:38:14,314 --> 00:38:15,398 No. 668 00:38:16,941 --> 00:38:20,945 MORIARTY: You believe there's no purpose to anything. 669 00:38:22,322 --> 00:38:24,908 Even the lives you save, you dismiss. 670 00:38:28,369 --> 00:38:30,538 You turn the one decent thing in your life 671 00:38:30,663 --> 00:38:33,499 and you taint it, strip it of all meaning. 672 00:38:40,924 --> 00:38:43,176 You're miserable for nothing. 673 00:38:45,136 --> 00:38:47,722 And I don't know why you'd want to live. 674 00:38:51,935 --> 00:38:54,020 (CAR ENGINE IDLING) 675 00:39:10,662 --> 00:39:12,038 I'm sorry. 676 00:39:26,010 --> 00:39:28,012 I know what's wrong. 677 00:39:32,558 --> 00:39:35,478 House, get out of here, you're not sterile. 678 00:39:37,271 --> 00:39:38,940 He'll be fine. 679 00:39:39,065 --> 00:39:40,274 CHASE: Great. 680 00:39:42,026 --> 00:39:43,736 What's he got? 681 00:39:43,861 --> 00:39:47,824 How come you guys have never tried to yank me off this case? 682 00:39:48,783 --> 00:39:51,577 I'm having hallucinations, blackouts. 683 00:39:51,703 --> 00:39:55,707 But you're always insane, and you're always right. 684 00:39:55,832 --> 00:39:58,918 I'm almost always eventually right. 685 00:40:00,128 --> 00:40:03,339 You have no way of knowing when eventually is. 686 00:40:03,881 --> 00:40:06,843 Every time I've had an epiphany on this one, 687 00:40:07,010 --> 00:40:09,178 you guys were right on board. 688 00:40:09,303 --> 00:40:11,764 No challenges, nothing to explain. 689 00:40:12,515 --> 00:40:16,394 No offense, but either you guys are getting smarter or I'm getting dumber. 690 00:40:16,519 --> 00:40:18,563 We've worked with you long enough to know... 691 00:40:18,688 --> 00:40:21,482 I know the test results even before you enter the room. 692 00:40:21,607 --> 00:40:23,985 We have identical knowledge. 693 00:40:24,110 --> 00:40:25,153 How is that possible? 694 00:40:25,278 --> 00:40:26,237 You're wrong. 695 00:40:26,362 --> 00:40:28,364 If something doesn't make sense, 696 00:40:28,489 --> 00:40:30,700 one of your assumptions has to be wrong. 697 00:40:30,825 --> 00:40:34,078 Because if it doesn't make sense, it can't be real. 698 00:40:34,328 --> 00:40:38,833 But what if the faulty assumption is that it's real? 699 00:40:39,584 --> 00:40:41,919 House, you're losing it. 700 00:40:42,712 --> 00:40:44,213 I've lost it. 701 00:40:47,967 --> 00:40:49,177 Why did you stop ma? 702 00:40:49,302 --> 00:40:51,429 Because I think you're going to kill him. 703 00:40:51,554 --> 00:40:54,724 No, you don't think that. You know it. 704 00:40:55,850 --> 00:40:57,894 Because you're in my head. 705 00:40:58,186 --> 00:41:02,398 As long as the delusion makes sense, my mind lets it go on. 706 00:41:02,523 --> 00:41:06,110 I have to make it not make sense. I have to 707 00:41:06,235 --> 00:41:09,405 push it past the point where it can trick my mind. 708 00:41:10,907 --> 00:41:12,909 If this is a nightmare, you're gonna wake up. 709 00:41:13,034 --> 00:41:14,702 If it's real, you're killing a man. 710 00:41:14,827 --> 00:41:17,455 It's also possible that I may already be dead. 711 00:41:17,580 --> 00:41:19,207 And I don't believe in the afterlife. 712 00:41:19,332 --> 00:41:21,042 House, go back to your room. 713 00:41:21,167 --> 00:41:23,127 If this is a hallucination, it's a good one. 714 00:41:23,252 --> 00:41:24,712 You're pain-free. You can walk. 715 00:41:24,837 --> 00:41:28,549 It's not real. Therefore, it's meaningless. I want meaning. 716 00:41:32,845 --> 00:41:34,722 (MACHINES BEEPING) 717 00:41:43,397 --> 00:41:45,316 (EKG FLATLINES) 718 00:42:12,927 --> 00:42:14,345 Oh, God. 719 00:42:47,295 --> 00:42:48,588 Good bye. 720 00:42:49,881 --> 00:42:51,299 - CHASE: He was shot. - Twice. 721 00:42:51,424 --> 00:42:53,551 Once in the abdomen, once in the neck. 722 00:42:53,676 --> 00:42:55,261 - Hello. - It's gonna be okay. 723 00:42:55,386 --> 00:42:56,888 You're gonna be okay. 724 00:42:57,013 --> 00:42:58,431 You don't know nothing. 725 00:42:59,390 --> 00:43:00,725 Tell Cuddy 726 00:43:02,560 --> 00:43:04,145 I want ketamine.