1 00:00:32,346 --> 00:00:33,930 ALEX: Give me my next change. 2 00:00:34,056 --> 00:00:36,058 (PEOPLE CHATTERING) 3 00:00:37,517 --> 00:00:38,518 (GROANING) 4 00:00:38,644 --> 00:00:40,020 I think I'm gonna puke. 5 00:00:40,145 --> 00:00:42,481 - Not on this dress. - I'm serious. 6 00:00:42,648 --> 00:00:46,276 Kate Moss was doing this at 13. You have two years on her. 7 00:00:47,402 --> 00:00:49,988 Yeah, that's what I like to see. You got this. 8 00:00:50,113 --> 00:00:52,491 The next show, you're bride. 9 00:00:54,910 --> 00:00:56,536 Did Austin just offer you bride? 10 00:00:56,662 --> 00:00:59,665 It wasn't a real offer, Dad. He was just being nice. 11 00:00:59,790 --> 00:01:02,125 These shoes are gonna be impossible to walk in. 12 00:01:02,250 --> 00:01:03,710 You've done this 100 times before. 13 00:01:03,835 --> 00:01:05,671 The runway's just a little bit longer here. 14 00:01:05,796 --> 00:01:07,631 One of the girls said Madonna's in the front row. 15 00:01:07,756 --> 00:01:11,343 Sweetie, hey, come on. Are you gonna be able to do this? 16 00:01:15,055 --> 00:01:16,223 All right, come here. 17 00:01:19,351 --> 00:01:20,727 Here, hold this. 18 00:01:22,020 --> 00:01:24,398 The doctor gave me these for anxiety, all right? 19 00:01:24,523 --> 00:01:28,068 It'll calm you down. Here. Come on, it's okay. 20 00:01:31,405 --> 00:01:32,447 AUSTIN: Where's Alex? 21 00:01:34,324 --> 00:01:35,784 Alex, you're up! 22 00:01:36,827 --> 00:01:38,995 Go! Go! Go! Go! Knock them out! 23 00:02:12,904 --> 00:02:14,865 (DISTORTED TALKING) 24 00:02:18,034 --> 00:02:19,327 Are you okay? 25 00:02:21,413 --> 00:02:22,414 (GASPING) 26 00:02:28,086 --> 00:02:29,171 MARTIN: Alex! 27 00:02:30,380 --> 00:02:32,174 (CAMERAS CLICKING) 28 00:03:26,603 --> 00:03:28,271 (BEEPING) 29 00:04:11,106 --> 00:04:12,107 (EXHALING) 30 00:04:33,628 --> 00:04:34,796 WILSON: How'd you get here? 31 00:04:36,214 --> 00:04:39,134 - By osmosis. - No helmet? 32 00:04:39,259 --> 00:04:41,011 Didn't seem like riding weather. 33 00:04:41,136 --> 00:04:44,055 The fact that you can barely stand upright had nothing to do with it? 34 00:04:44,180 --> 00:04:45,348 Infarctions hurt. House. 35 00:04:45,473 --> 00:04:46,766 It's what they do. 36 00:04:47,684 --> 00:04:50,103 Worsening pain could actually be a good thing. 37 00:04:50,228 --> 00:04:52,063 It means the nerves might be regenerating. 38 00:04:52,188 --> 00:04:54,691 It could be good, it could be bad. Thanks for the differential. 39 00:04:54,816 --> 00:04:56,192 Any other options? 40 00:04:56,318 --> 00:04:59,988 Have you ever considered a career as a motivational speaker? 41 00:05:00,113 --> 00:05:02,365 - Why don't you check out some rehab? - I did the rehab thing. 42 00:05:02,490 --> 00:05:04,576 One session, and you didn't even finish that session. 43 00:05:04,701 --> 00:05:07,037 The guy wanted me to "visualize the healing". 44 00:05:07,162 --> 00:05:10,040 - I could do that at home. - At least let me get you an MRI. 45 00:05:10,165 --> 00:05:13,209 It's a very simple equation: more pain, more pills. 46 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:14,753 Teenage supermodel. 47 00:05:15,253 --> 00:05:20,008 Presented with double vision, sudden aggressive behavior, cataplexy. 48 00:05:20,133 --> 00:05:21,968 You had me at "teenage supermodel". 49 00:05:25,180 --> 00:05:26,473 You okay? Mmm-hmm. 50 00:05:32,854 --> 00:05:33,980 Wow. 51 00:05:34,481 --> 00:05:35,899 HOUSE: You should be a model. 52 00:05:36,775 --> 00:05:39,194 - Are you really 15? - Who are you? 53 00:05:39,319 --> 00:05:43,156 I'll be the one saving her life today, assuming she's dying. 54 00:05:43,281 --> 00:05:45,158 - Who are you? - He's my father. 55 00:05:46,201 --> 00:05:47,535 Any idea what's wrong with her? 56 00:05:47,661 --> 00:05:50,288 Well, from the looks of it, not a single thing. 57 00:05:52,332 --> 00:05:55,043 I probably should stop staring and check out the file. 58 00:05:55,377 --> 00:05:58,672 So what set off the brawl? She stand in your light? 59 00:05:58,797 --> 00:06:01,675 I didn't even know her. I didn't know what happened. 60 00:06:01,800 --> 00:06:04,260 Look, I know some models are notorious for hissy fits, 61 00:06:04,386 --> 00:06:06,262 but Alex... I've never even seen her get angry. 62 00:06:06,388 --> 00:06:07,681 Even when she was a kid... 63 00:06:07,806 --> 00:06:09,724 I'm sure she was delightful in her youth. 64 00:06:09,849 --> 00:06:10,976 Then you passed out. 65 00:06:11,101 --> 00:06:13,561 I was passed out, but I wasn't. 66 00:06:13,687 --> 00:06:16,982 I knew what was going on, but I couldn't move or talk. 67 00:06:17,399 --> 00:06:20,360 Yeah, it sounds like a medical thing. It's called "cataplexy". 68 00:06:20,819 --> 00:06:23,655 Catfight and cataplexy on the catwalk. 69 00:06:24,072 --> 00:06:26,324 Cool. How much were you drinking? 70 00:06:26,658 --> 00:06:28,743 She only had one sip of champagne. 71 00:06:30,161 --> 00:06:32,539 Forget it. I'll find out from the tox screen. 72 00:06:32,664 --> 00:06:35,125 All right, look, I gave her a Valium. 73 00:06:35,250 --> 00:06:37,252 - Do you think that's what did this? - No. 74 00:06:37,502 --> 00:06:39,129 How long have you had the sweats? 75 00:06:40,422 --> 00:06:42,882 - A couple of days. - Any other complaints? 76 00:06:43,425 --> 00:06:47,429 My stomach's been bothering me and I've been feeling a little nauseous. 77 00:06:47,554 --> 00:06:49,097 Okay, here's how this works. 78 00:06:49,222 --> 00:06:51,599 My lackeys will be by shortly to draw some blood, 79 00:06:51,725 --> 00:06:54,102 collect some urine, any other fluids you got. 80 00:06:54,227 --> 00:06:58,231 I'll do some other doctorly stuff, and we'll be in touch. 81 00:07:04,654 --> 00:07:07,115 Since when do you voluntarily go see patients? 82 00:07:07,240 --> 00:07:09,743 - Have you seen her? - She's 15. 83 00:07:09,909 --> 00:07:12,620 There's something about her, something in her eyes, 84 00:07:12,746 --> 00:07:14,873 - kind of a maturity. - Yeah, yeah, she's an old soul. 85 00:07:14,998 --> 00:07:16,833 This is creepy, even for you. 86 00:07:16,958 --> 00:07:19,461 She's a fashion model, on the cover of magazines. 87 00:07:19,627 --> 00:07:21,296 We hold her up as the sexual ideal. 88 00:07:21,421 --> 00:07:23,465 The law says we can't touch her for three more years. 89 00:07:23,590 --> 00:07:25,008 How hypocritical is that? 90 00:07:25,133 --> 00:07:28,887 Did the history reveal anything, oh, I don't know, medically relevant? 91 00:07:29,012 --> 00:07:32,098 History, right. I knew I was forgetting something. 92 00:07:32,223 --> 00:07:35,602 You should do one of those while you're running the labs and the tox screen. 93 00:07:41,024 --> 00:07:43,526 The labs show Valium and heroin in her urine. 94 00:07:43,651 --> 00:07:46,571 A supermodel on smack. Shocker. 95 00:07:46,863 --> 00:07:50,241 Oh, Alex, I expected so much more from you. 96 00:07:50,366 --> 00:07:53,203 Heroin chic is so five years ago. 97 00:07:53,328 --> 00:07:56,581 Okay, let's start crossing out withdrawal symptoms. 98 00:07:56,706 --> 00:07:58,333 A positive test means she tried it once. 99 00:07:58,458 --> 00:08:00,710 It doesn't mean she's an addict. She's only 15. 100 00:08:00,835 --> 00:08:02,754 - There's no age limit on addiction. - He's right. 101 00:08:02,879 --> 00:08:05,632 She's never menstruated. Sounds like a symptom of drug addiction to me. 102 00:08:05,757 --> 00:08:09,552 Or bulimia. Or her age. Some girls don't start till their mid-to-late teens. 103 00:08:09,677 --> 00:08:12,847 Evidence to the contrary, the rounded hips. 104 00:08:13,473 --> 00:08:16,142 The perfectly-sculpted, bountiful breasts. 105 00:08:16,893 --> 00:08:20,021 CHASE: Implants. I've seen some of her photos. 106 00:08:20,146 --> 00:08:22,065 They've grown dramatically since last summer. 107 00:08:22,190 --> 00:08:24,275 Symptomatic of turning 14. 108 00:08:24,400 --> 00:08:28,279 Two clinic hours says that those "love apples" are handcrafted by God. 109 00:08:29,656 --> 00:08:32,158 - I thought you didn't believe in God. - I do now. 110 00:08:32,283 --> 00:08:33,326 You're on. 111 00:08:33,451 --> 00:08:35,995 Could we talk about her health instead of her breasts? 112 00:08:36,121 --> 00:08:37,330 It could be relevant. 113 00:08:37,455 --> 00:08:39,666 Come on, Cameron, there's nothing to be ashamed of. 114 00:08:39,791 --> 00:08:41,209 Many women develop breasts. 115 00:08:41,334 --> 00:08:42,877 (INSTRUMENTS CLATTERING) 116 00:08:44,921 --> 00:08:46,131 (HOUSE SIGHING) 117 00:08:47,882 --> 00:08:49,259 No, I'm fine. 118 00:08:51,803 --> 00:08:53,596 Even if she is an addict, a lot of her symptoms, 119 00:08:53,721 --> 00:08:56,141 the cataplexy, the violence, it could be neurological. 120 00:08:56,266 --> 00:08:57,851 If we chalk this up to drugs, we could be 121 00:08:57,976 --> 00:09:00,145 releasing her with juvenile MS or Parkinson's... 122 00:09:00,270 --> 00:09:02,105 - Detox her. - FOREMAN: Fine. 123 00:09:02,230 --> 00:09:04,941 We'll set her up on a program, they'll wean her onto the methadone. 124 00:09:05,066 --> 00:09:07,402 And in four weeks, we'll know you're right. 125 00:09:07,527 --> 00:09:08,903 Or, we'll know that Cameron's right 126 00:09:09,028 --> 00:09:12,198 and the pretty girl will do Milan next fall in a wheelchair. 127 00:09:12,323 --> 00:09:15,160 Put her in a coma, pump her full of naltrexone. 128 00:09:15,285 --> 00:09:17,036 Cut the four weeks to one night. 129 00:09:19,706 --> 00:09:23,251 The lab reports show that your daughter had heroin in her system. 130 00:09:23,960 --> 00:09:25,503 Were you aware of her drug use? 131 00:09:26,421 --> 00:09:27,422 No. 132 00:09:28,464 --> 00:09:30,925 We think she's suffering from withdrawal symptoms. 133 00:09:31,050 --> 00:09:33,720 Detoxing generally takes several weeks. 134 00:09:33,845 --> 00:09:36,681 The danger is that if the drugs are masking some other illness, 135 00:09:36,806 --> 00:09:39,601 it could worsen before we've weaned her off the heroin. 136 00:09:39,726 --> 00:09:40,977 Well, how much worse? 137 00:09:41,102 --> 00:09:43,563 We don't know because we don't know what's wrong. 138 00:09:44,606 --> 00:09:46,566 There is a rapid detox procedure. 139 00:09:46,691 --> 00:09:49,444 We flush her system with an opioid antagonist. 140 00:09:49,569 --> 00:09:51,529 It'll end her addiction overnight. 141 00:09:53,031 --> 00:09:56,201 The process is dangerous because we have to induce a coma. 142 00:09:56,951 --> 00:10:00,413 It also means that if she ever relapses, there's a good chance she'll overdose 143 00:10:00,538 --> 00:10:02,749 because her body won't react to the drug. 144 00:10:03,625 --> 00:10:07,086 So either way I'm risking her life. 145 00:10:12,217 --> 00:10:14,344 Do you have to tell her how dangerous it is? 146 00:10:19,182 --> 00:10:20,433 (GASPING) 147 00:10:22,101 --> 00:10:23,603 Is it dangerous? 148 00:10:23,853 --> 00:10:27,690 There are certain risks. We've gone over them with your father. 149 00:10:28,900 --> 00:10:30,735 And he's not worried? 150 00:10:31,402 --> 00:10:34,697 He's your dad. He's always gonna worry. 151 00:10:35,782 --> 00:10:37,951 But he knows we're gonna take good care of you. 152 00:10:38,576 --> 00:10:41,287 Everything's starting to hurt. My legs are... 153 00:10:41,412 --> 00:10:44,123 Heroin withdrawal is an extremely painful process. 154 00:10:44,249 --> 00:10:47,168 But we're gonna put you to sleep. You won't feel a thing. 155 00:10:49,420 --> 00:10:51,756 - You promise? - I promise. 156 00:10:53,925 --> 00:10:55,843 That was a pretty stupid thing to do, huh? 157 00:10:55,969 --> 00:10:57,512 Getting hooked on drugs? 158 00:10:57,637 --> 00:10:59,764 Yeah, not the best move you've ever made. 159 00:10:59,889 --> 00:11:02,225 ALEX: Just, I thought it would be fun. 160 00:11:02,350 --> 00:11:04,602 CHASE: You don't have to explain to us. 161 00:11:04,727 --> 00:11:07,230 ALEX: A lot of, a lot of the other girls were... 162 00:11:08,231 --> 00:11:10,316 When you wake up, you'll feel a lot better. 163 00:11:29,168 --> 00:11:30,169 (BEEPING) 164 00:11:40,972 --> 00:11:43,099 (UNRHYTHMICAL BEEPING) 165 00:11:45,351 --> 00:11:47,228 Nurse! Nurse! 166 00:12:05,204 --> 00:12:07,790 You son of a bitch! You killed her! 167 00:12:08,916 --> 00:12:11,044 - She's not dead. - She had a heart attack. 168 00:12:11,169 --> 00:12:12,754 She's stable now. The anesthesia... 169 00:12:12,879 --> 00:12:14,339 Get her out of that coma. 170 00:12:14,464 --> 00:12:16,841 - I don't think so. - Stop this! 171 00:12:17,383 --> 00:12:20,011 All right, I don't consent anymore. 172 00:12:20,762 --> 00:12:22,722 I want her to do the slow detox. 173 00:12:25,558 --> 00:12:29,395 Did you ever get a paper cut? A really nasty one, between the fingers? 174 00:12:30,355 --> 00:12:31,939 Multiply that by about a billion 175 00:12:32,065 --> 00:12:35,109 and you'll just barely approach the kind of suffering she'll experience 176 00:12:35,234 --> 00:12:36,778 if we wake her up now. 177 00:12:37,737 --> 00:12:39,405 We're committed to this. 178 00:12:42,617 --> 00:12:45,161 She's out till morning. Go get a book. 179 00:12:54,629 --> 00:12:58,049 I haven't slept in weeks, because my teeth hurt. 180 00:12:59,384 --> 00:13:03,012 The dentist couldn't find any cavities. And I'm getting these headaches. 181 00:13:03,137 --> 00:13:06,099 Oh! Poor you. 182 00:13:09,435 --> 00:13:10,895 I think I'm going crazy. 183 00:13:11,437 --> 00:13:14,941 And my stomach, I roll out of bed and I wanna puke. 184 00:13:15,358 --> 00:13:16,943 I take it you're married? 185 00:13:18,528 --> 00:13:21,739 - You must be psychic. - You must be witty. 186 00:13:21,864 --> 00:13:24,242 - When's she due? - How'd you know she was... 187 00:13:24,367 --> 00:13:28,496 Because I'm doing her. You've got Couvade Syndrome. 188 00:13:29,539 --> 00:13:32,417 It's just a fancy way of saying you should stop whining. 189 00:13:32,542 --> 00:13:35,294 Millions of women have got the same thing. They're not bugging me. 190 00:13:35,420 --> 00:13:37,547 You're suffering from sympathetic pregnancy. 191 00:13:38,798 --> 00:13:41,134 Gotta go. People dying. 192 00:13:41,384 --> 00:13:44,846 - Whole circle-of-life thing. - It's all in my head? 193 00:13:45,054 --> 00:13:47,306 No, it's all in your hormones. 194 00:13:47,432 --> 00:13:50,768 The good news is, no one's gonna lecture you if you smoke and get drunk. 195 00:13:50,893 --> 00:13:51,936 (DOOR SLAMMING) 196 00:13:56,816 --> 00:13:58,234 Shouldn't she be awake by now? 197 00:13:58,359 --> 00:14:00,903 It's only been a half an hour since we stopped the medicine. 198 00:14:01,028 --> 00:14:02,905 Well, you said that's how long it would take. 199 00:14:03,030 --> 00:14:04,991 I said it would take about a half an hour. 200 00:14:05,116 --> 00:14:07,827 - Couldn't this mean something more... - So far, it means nothing. 201 00:14:07,952 --> 00:14:10,037 She had a heart attack. She could have brain damage. 202 00:14:10,163 --> 00:14:12,748 - She could have something more... - She's opening her eyes. 203 00:14:13,499 --> 00:14:16,002 Alex, you okay? 204 00:14:17,628 --> 00:14:19,130 Can you hear me? 205 00:14:23,801 --> 00:14:25,761 I got the cute doctor. 206 00:14:28,306 --> 00:14:29,640 Do you feel any pain? 207 00:14:30,349 --> 00:14:32,810 Good. Let us know if anything changes. 208 00:14:32,977 --> 00:14:35,354 If your stomach doesn't feel right, anything. 209 00:14:36,731 --> 00:14:37,732 Hey. 210 00:14:39,859 --> 00:14:41,694 Are you mad at me, Daddy? 211 00:14:44,572 --> 00:14:45,823 I let you down. 212 00:14:45,948 --> 00:14:48,201 No, no. Not at all, sweetie, I... 213 00:14:48,326 --> 00:14:50,995 I should have been more mature. I should have handled the pressure. 214 00:14:51,120 --> 00:14:52,330 Stop, stop. 215 00:14:53,331 --> 00:14:56,876 We're gonna get you better, all right? Nothing else matters. 216 00:14:58,961 --> 00:15:00,254 CHASE: Excuse me. 217 00:15:03,466 --> 00:15:06,344 I've got you on what we call a "banana bag". 218 00:15:06,594 --> 00:15:08,095 Plenty of vitamins, nutrients... 219 00:15:08,221 --> 00:15:10,014 I got the cute doctor. 220 00:15:15,102 --> 00:15:16,771 Are you mad at me, Daddy? 221 00:15:18,606 --> 00:15:21,150 - ALEX: I let you down. - What's going on? 222 00:15:22,360 --> 00:15:25,029 I should have been more mature. I should have handled the pressure. 223 00:15:25,154 --> 00:15:26,447 MARTIN: What's wrong with her? 224 00:15:28,324 --> 00:15:31,327 Anterograde amnesia, short-term memory loss. 225 00:15:31,452 --> 00:15:33,955 Evidence of a hypoxic brain injury. 226 00:15:34,080 --> 00:15:37,750 It might be the result of getting cut off from the oxygen when she flatlined. 227 00:15:38,334 --> 00:15:42,046 Probably the result of that rapid detox you told us to push on her. 228 00:15:43,214 --> 00:15:44,590 You gonna put that down? 229 00:15:46,842 --> 00:15:47,843 (INHALING) 230 00:15:51,138 --> 00:15:52,390 Are you gonna sulk? 231 00:15:54,642 --> 00:15:56,018 I'm not gonna indulge you. 232 00:15:56,143 --> 00:15:58,729 He treatment for hypoxic brain injuries consists of... 233 00:15:59,730 --> 00:16:02,650 Cameron, Chase and the Dark One. 234 00:16:03,150 --> 00:16:04,443 Foreman, right? 235 00:16:05,027 --> 00:16:07,321 The patient flatlined for, like, 30 seconds. 236 00:16:07,446 --> 00:16:08,823 You've got to be oxygen-deprived 237 00:16:08,948 --> 00:16:10,741 for longer than that to lose brain function. 238 00:16:10,866 --> 00:16:13,744 - We can't be sure how long she was... - Her brain's fine. 239 00:16:13,869 --> 00:16:16,539 Memory loss. You're saying that's not a neurological symptom? 240 00:16:16,664 --> 00:16:19,500 No, I'm saying what I'm saying. Her brain's fine. 241 00:16:20,418 --> 00:16:21,711 She's faking? 242 00:16:21,836 --> 00:16:24,005 She's got posttraumatic stress disorder. 243 00:16:24,213 --> 00:16:26,549 We got models fighting in Iraq now? 244 00:16:26,674 --> 00:16:28,759 Show me a woman on heroin who looks like that, 245 00:16:28,884 --> 00:16:31,178 and I'll show you a woman who's been sexually abused. 246 00:16:31,304 --> 00:16:33,973 That's your proof? That she's good looking. 247 00:16:34,098 --> 00:16:38,894 He manages her career, travels the world with her, at her side 2417. 248 00:16:39,020 --> 00:16:42,231 He's either a very good dad or a very bad dad. 249 00:16:42,982 --> 00:16:44,358 HOUSE: You saw that tokus. 250 00:16:44,900 --> 00:16:47,111 Would the fact that she's your daughter really stop you? 251 00:16:47,236 --> 00:16:48,237 (SCOFFING) 252 00:16:48,738 --> 00:16:52,116 Her brain is running away from reality and when the drugs can't do it anymore, 253 00:16:52,241 --> 00:16:53,826 it starts to shut down. 254 00:16:54,118 --> 00:16:57,413 Your theory has the advantages of being completely unprovable 255 00:16:57,538 --> 00:16:59,790 and completely exculpating you. 256 00:17:00,458 --> 00:17:03,210 When you guys are done talking, do an MRI and an LP. 257 00:17:03,336 --> 00:17:04,712 When her brain checks out as normal, 258 00:17:04,837 --> 00:17:07,673 then we'll know that Daddy really, really loves her. 259 00:17:13,262 --> 00:17:14,347 Where's House? 260 00:17:14,847 --> 00:17:17,350 - He was in too much pain to work. - Who's covering? 261 00:17:17,475 --> 00:17:19,769 He called 15 minutes after his shift started. 262 00:17:19,894 --> 00:17:22,563 It was too late to find anybody. Exam Room One. 263 00:17:29,195 --> 00:17:30,738 - Hi. Where's - Dr. House? 264 00:17:30,863 --> 00:17:33,574 I wish I knew. What's the problem? 265 00:17:34,950 --> 00:17:36,285 It's personal. 266 00:17:37,787 --> 00:17:41,082 And it's so personal he didn't bother writing anything in your chart. 267 00:17:41,207 --> 00:17:42,958 - It's getting worse. - What is? 268 00:17:43,959 --> 00:17:45,127 It's personal. 269 00:17:46,587 --> 00:17:49,173 - Fine. You can wait. - Doctor! 270 00:17:58,724 --> 00:18:00,184 I tell you what. 271 00:18:00,393 --> 00:18:04,522 I am going to give you Dr. House's personal pager number. 272 00:18:09,694 --> 00:18:12,530 Why would your mind go to abuse so fast? 273 00:18:12,822 --> 00:18:15,574 - Because I had a funny uncle. - You were abused? 274 00:18:15,700 --> 00:18:19,120 What? No. Why'd your mind go to that so fast? 275 00:18:19,245 --> 00:18:22,248 I just had a funny uncle. Great stories, always filthy. 276 00:18:22,373 --> 00:18:24,709 I don't know if it's something with this case 277 00:18:24,834 --> 00:18:27,920 or you got something personal going on, the whole breakup thing? 278 00:18:28,045 --> 00:18:29,547 - It's personal. - House. 279 00:18:30,256 --> 00:18:33,092 Your pain is affecting your decision-making. 280 00:18:33,551 --> 00:18:36,429 You got a problem with a call I make, question the call. 281 00:18:36,554 --> 00:18:37,847 Don't make it personal. 282 00:18:37,972 --> 00:18:40,349 Are you saying pain can't affect your mood? 283 00:18:41,600 --> 00:18:44,353 If I'm right about the pain, you're gonna wanna rush everything, 284 00:18:44,478 --> 00:18:46,564 which is what you're doing. 285 00:18:46,689 --> 00:18:47,815 Don't. 286 00:18:51,902 --> 00:18:53,279 Thank you. 287 00:18:59,034 --> 00:19:02,621 - Are you doing your daughter? - What? 288 00:19:06,542 --> 00:19:09,670 We should probably talk privately, huh? Come on, walk with me. 289 00:19:14,759 --> 00:19:16,177 - Come on. - He's not! 290 00:19:16,302 --> 00:19:19,305 I'm sure he's not. She is a babe, though. 291 00:19:35,613 --> 00:19:38,449 - We're gonna need you to keep still. - I am. 292 00:19:41,535 --> 00:19:43,370 What do you think that means? 293 00:19:43,496 --> 00:19:46,081 It's either neurological or psychological. 294 00:19:46,207 --> 00:19:48,918 The only thing we know for sure is it's gonna screw up the MRI results, 295 00:19:49,043 --> 00:19:51,045 which is gonna make House think he's right. 296 00:19:51,170 --> 00:19:52,421 This is a waste of time. 297 00:19:52,546 --> 00:19:53,881 Let's just get the LP. 298 00:19:57,593 --> 00:19:59,261 I should take your head off. 299 00:20:02,223 --> 00:20:04,975 Your glands are fine. See, now, you're my patient. 300 00:20:05,100 --> 00:20:08,312 You got doctor-patient confidentiality. No worries. 301 00:20:09,021 --> 00:20:11,357 - So, what did you do to her? - Why would you possibly think... 302 00:20:11,482 --> 00:20:13,609 Hard to imagine anyone not wanting to nail her. 303 00:20:13,734 --> 00:20:16,070 - You son of... - It's a compliment. 304 00:20:17,071 --> 00:20:20,449 That heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky, all-natural breasts. 305 00:20:20,574 --> 00:20:22,576 That is my daughter you're talking about! 306 00:20:22,701 --> 00:20:25,704 No, that's your daughter you were talking about. 307 00:20:25,913 --> 00:20:28,624 "She just instinctively knows how to walk." 308 00:20:28,749 --> 00:20:32,253 "Designers just love that heart-shaped ass, those perfect, perky..." 309 00:20:32,378 --> 00:20:34,338 I'm her manager. I have to promote her. 310 00:20:34,463 --> 00:20:36,382 Oh, that makes sense. 311 00:20:36,757 --> 00:20:38,425 So you compartmentalize. 312 00:20:38,551 --> 00:20:40,970 When you're dealing with the press, you're her manager. 313 00:20:41,095 --> 00:20:43,472 When you're helping with homework, you're her dad. 314 00:20:43,597 --> 00:20:46,767 When you're making sweet, sweet love, you're her manager. 315 00:20:46,892 --> 00:20:48,936 - All right. - Do you love her? 316 00:20:49,061 --> 00:20:50,896 - I have never touched her. - Do you love her? 317 00:20:51,021 --> 00:20:53,399 What are you doing? Are you trying to trap me into saying... 318 00:20:53,524 --> 00:20:56,819 Do you love her enough to admit that you slept with her? 319 00:21:00,406 --> 00:21:04,118 Psychological conditions can manifest themselves in physical problems. 320 00:21:04,243 --> 00:21:06,871 Sometimes these can be extreme enough to kill. 321 00:21:07,121 --> 00:21:09,790 There are treatments, but only if there is a diagnosis. 322 00:21:11,292 --> 00:21:13,502 Are you going to admit that you slept with your daughter 323 00:21:13,627 --> 00:21:15,421 or are you just gonna let her die? 324 00:21:23,387 --> 00:21:24,680 One time. 325 00:21:40,613 --> 00:21:41,739 PTSD. 326 00:21:42,740 --> 00:21:45,993 Get her a psyche referral, pack her bags. He did her. 327 00:21:46,577 --> 00:21:49,038 - Don't think so. - Daddy thinks so. 328 00:21:50,080 --> 00:21:51,916 He could be mistaken. He said he was drunk. 329 00:21:52,041 --> 00:21:53,584 Maybe it was some other daughter. 330 00:21:54,001 --> 00:21:56,211 Elevated proteins in her CSF. 331 00:21:57,755 --> 00:22:02,176 You're wrong about PTSD and I was wrong about the hypoxic brain injury. 332 00:22:02,718 --> 00:22:05,846 Daddy didn't do this to her. And neither did we. 333 00:22:17,316 --> 00:22:19,485 CAMERON: We have to call Child Protective Services. 334 00:22:19,610 --> 00:22:21,278 Doctor-patient confidentiality. 335 00:22:21,403 --> 00:22:23,822 Doesn't apply in abuse cases. You know that. 336 00:22:23,948 --> 00:22:25,991 We're mandated to report sexual abuse. 337 00:22:26,116 --> 00:22:28,702 Is it okay if I save her life first or do you want to make sure 338 00:22:28,827 --> 00:22:31,413 that Daddy doesn't get visitation rights to the gravesite? 339 00:22:31,789 --> 00:22:35,459 Okay, elevated proteins in her CSF could mean dozens of different things. 340 00:22:35,584 --> 00:22:38,754 - Viral encephalitis, CNSV. - Creutzfeldt-Jakob disease? 341 00:22:38,879 --> 00:22:42,132 So we're just gonna leave a child molester in the same room as his victim? 342 00:22:42,257 --> 00:22:43,717 It's got windows. 343 00:22:46,845 --> 00:22:49,556 Fine. Arrest him. Use Cuddy's handcuffs. 344 00:22:49,682 --> 00:22:52,518 If you're too distracted to deal with this because your leg hurts, then... 345 00:22:52,643 --> 00:22:54,019 Yeah, I'm distracted! 346 00:22:54,144 --> 00:22:57,147 I'm all hung up on this 15-year-old patient who's cataplectic, 347 00:22:57,272 --> 00:22:58,732 can't remember what she had for lunch 348 00:22:58,857 --> 00:23:00,567 and is rapidly losing control of her body! 349 00:23:00,693 --> 00:23:03,028 And I want her father here in case he's got any more secrets 350 00:23:03,153 --> 00:23:04,154 that I need to know about. 351 00:23:04,279 --> 00:23:06,824 Now, if you're not too distracted, go take out a piece of her brain, 352 00:23:06,949 --> 00:23:08,534 stick it under a microscope. 353 00:23:10,035 --> 00:23:12,371 - Wilson! - FOREMAN: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. 354 00:23:12,496 --> 00:23:15,082 Do you really think we need to jump straight to brain biopsy? 355 00:23:15,207 --> 00:23:16,709 Nope. Let's continue playing 356 00:23:16,834 --> 00:23:19,670 "Pin the diagnosis on the supermodel" until she's dead. 357 00:23:21,714 --> 00:23:22,715 (DOOR SLAMMING) 358 00:23:24,174 --> 00:23:26,885 - I heard you killed your supermodel. - Only for a minute. 359 00:23:27,678 --> 00:23:30,681 Just for my own clarity, how many more patients do you have to kill 360 00:23:30,806 --> 00:23:33,726 before you admit this leg thing just might be a problem? 361 00:23:33,851 --> 00:23:34,935 Three. 362 00:23:37,396 --> 00:23:38,689 I need your help. 363 00:23:43,277 --> 00:23:46,280 We're gonna do something called a burr-hole biopsy. 364 00:23:46,989 --> 00:23:49,616 We drill a small opening in the back of your skull. 365 00:23:49,992 --> 00:23:52,911 Doctor, maybe you and I should talk about this first. 366 00:23:53,037 --> 00:23:54,079 No. 367 00:23:54,204 --> 00:23:57,833 I just think Alex doesn't need to be overwhelmed right now. 368 00:23:58,250 --> 00:24:00,878 I think she should have a say in what happens to her body. 369 00:24:10,429 --> 00:24:13,015 Now, we're gonna remove a small piece of brain tissue. 370 00:24:13,223 --> 00:24:15,851 Do you have to shave my hair? 371 00:24:16,685 --> 00:24:17,853 Hair grows back. 372 00:24:18,395 --> 00:24:20,397 I guess I won't remember anyways. 373 00:24:20,522 --> 00:24:23,192 There's a good chance the amnesia is only temporary. 374 00:24:27,362 --> 00:24:28,530 Okay- 375 00:24:37,039 --> 00:24:38,874 (DRILL WHIRRING) 376 00:25:02,564 --> 00:25:05,025 Find a way to kick up the contribution. 377 00:25:07,653 --> 00:25:09,488 What did House do now? 378 00:25:17,162 --> 00:25:19,248 House, this is God. 379 00:25:20,415 --> 00:25:22,543 Look, I'm a little busy right now. 380 00:25:23,043 --> 00:25:25,337 I'm not supposed to talk during these things. 381 00:25:25,462 --> 00:25:27,047 Got time Thursday? 382 00:25:27,172 --> 00:25:29,883 Let me check. Oh, I've got a plague. 383 00:25:30,217 --> 00:25:31,468 What about Friday? 384 00:25:32,469 --> 00:25:34,346 You'll have to check with Cameron. 385 00:25:34,555 --> 00:25:35,973 Oh, damn it! 386 00:25:36,223 --> 00:25:38,767 She always wants to know why bad things happen. 387 00:25:38,892 --> 00:25:41,395 Like I'm gonna come up with a new answer this time. 388 00:25:42,646 --> 00:25:43,730 House. 389 00:25:44,731 --> 00:25:46,692 Quick, God, smite the evil witch! 390 00:25:46,817 --> 00:25:47,985 Are you sitting on evidence 391 00:25:48,110 --> 00:25:50,112 that your patient was sexually abused by her father? 392 00:25:50,237 --> 00:25:52,281 God, why have you forsaken me? 393 00:25:52,406 --> 00:25:55,784 CUDDY: Don't worry. I've contacted child services for you. 394 00:25:55,909 --> 00:25:59,204 I let you get away with more than anyone in this hospital. 395 00:25:59,329 --> 00:26:02,207 Shielding a child abuser isn't covered. 396 00:26:02,499 --> 00:26:06,003 Cooperate with this investigation or I'll fire you. 397 00:26:08,589 --> 00:26:09,590 (DOOR SLAMMING) 398 00:26:09,715 --> 00:26:11,842 What do you think House is gonna do to you? 399 00:26:11,967 --> 00:26:13,093 No idea. 400 00:26:13,218 --> 00:26:14,720 Well, you did the right thing. 401 00:26:15,387 --> 00:26:17,639 If you hadn't gone to Cuddy, I would have. 402 00:26:17,764 --> 00:26:19,558 If this guy had known we'd have to report him, 403 00:26:19,683 --> 00:26:21,435 he'd never have told House the truth. 404 00:26:21,768 --> 00:26:24,479 She's a child, she needs to be protected. 405 00:26:24,688 --> 00:26:27,232 She dropped out of high school to make millions of dollars. 406 00:26:27,357 --> 00:26:28,775 Why does she need more protection 407 00:26:28,901 --> 00:26:31,612 than some crack whore shivering in the clinic waiting room? 408 00:26:31,737 --> 00:26:34,239 I think you're just afraid to piss House off. 409 00:26:35,324 --> 00:26:36,909 There's that, too. 410 00:26:37,910 --> 00:26:40,662 MRI looks exactly the same as it did two years ago. 411 00:26:40,787 --> 00:26:42,497 The nerves don't seem to be regenerating. 412 00:26:42,623 --> 00:26:44,374 I figured as much. 413 00:26:44,499 --> 00:26:46,585 Several different researchers have proven 414 00:26:46,710 --> 00:26:48,962 psychological pain can manifest as physical pain. 415 00:26:49,087 --> 00:26:51,632 You think I have a conversion disorder? You want me to see a shrink? 416 00:26:51,757 --> 00:26:54,593 Brilliant idea sending Stacy away. It's really done wonders for you. 417 00:26:54,718 --> 00:26:56,637 Listen, none of this has anything to do with Stacy. 418 00:26:56,762 --> 00:26:57,888 Right. Giant coincidence 419 00:26:58,013 --> 00:27:00,557 that you've gone completely off the rails since she left. 420 00:27:00,682 --> 00:27:03,435 Inducing migraines, worsening leg pains. 421 00:27:03,560 --> 00:27:04,519 (GROANING) 422 00:27:04,645 --> 00:27:07,064 Oh, do you miss Stacy, too? 423 00:27:19,660 --> 00:27:22,412 Brain biopsy shows no white matter disease. 424 00:27:22,704 --> 00:27:27,125 Cameron, you gonna tell Cuddy, or has she already got you wired for sound? 425 00:27:29,378 --> 00:27:31,380 I had to do what I thought was right. 426 00:27:31,505 --> 00:27:34,758 So, white is out. It just leaves gray. 427 00:27:34,883 --> 00:27:39,096 Neuronal ceroid lipofucinosis, Heller Syndrome... 428 00:27:39,221 --> 00:27:41,682 Any one of the mitochondrial encephalopathies. 429 00:27:41,807 --> 00:27:42,808 Am I in trouble? 430 00:27:42,933 --> 00:27:44,935 You had to do what you thought was right. 431 00:27:46,311 --> 00:27:49,106 They call it "gray area" because you never really know what's there. 432 00:27:49,231 --> 00:27:50,899 We can't test for any of those things. 433 00:27:51,024 --> 00:27:52,526 So I'm not in trouble? 434 00:27:52,651 --> 00:27:54,861 You can torture yourself all you want. 435 00:27:58,115 --> 00:28:02,244 What if everything we're seeing is just smoke signals? 436 00:28:02,619 --> 00:28:05,747 - Okay. Who's sending them? - Tumor. 437 00:28:07,708 --> 00:28:09,543 If she has cancer anywhere in her body, 438 00:28:09,668 --> 00:28:12,170 she could also have Paraneoplastic Syndrome, 439 00:28:12,296 --> 00:28:15,257 which could be causing antibodies to attack her brain. 440 00:28:15,382 --> 00:28:16,717 Antibodies are stupid that way. 441 00:28:16,842 --> 00:28:19,803 Paraneoplastic Syndrome's awfully rare in a 15-year-old. 442 00:28:19,970 --> 00:28:22,347 15-year-olds who look like that are awfully rare. 443 00:28:22,472 --> 00:28:25,350 It would explain the aggressive behavior, the cataplexy, 444 00:28:25,475 --> 00:28:27,811 the memory loss, even the twitching. It's perfect. 445 00:28:27,936 --> 00:28:29,313 What if it's not? 446 00:28:29,438 --> 00:28:31,106 We could waste a week searching for a tumor 447 00:28:31,231 --> 00:28:32,649 that we don't even know is there. 448 00:28:32,774 --> 00:28:34,484 Then let's make sure it is there. 449 00:28:34,609 --> 00:28:36,570 There's no test for Paraneoplastic Syndrome. 450 00:28:36,695 --> 00:28:37,696 HOUSE: Sure there is. 451 00:28:37,821 --> 00:28:39,698 The "squeeze the tube" test. 452 00:28:41,241 --> 00:28:44,494 - MARTIN: What did the biopsy tell you? - it wasn't definitive. 453 00:28:44,870 --> 00:28:49,583 But the twitching should stop right about now. 454 00:28:52,336 --> 00:28:53,337 (EXHALING) 455 00:28:53,962 --> 00:28:55,005 Oh, my God. 456 00:28:55,130 --> 00:28:56,965 HOUSE: Could have just been a coincidence. 457 00:28:57,716 --> 00:29:00,719 Twitching does tend to stop and start. Let's be sure. 458 00:29:05,599 --> 00:29:10,020 The MG vacuums her blood, neutralizes the stuff that's making her twitch. 459 00:29:12,481 --> 00:29:14,066 It's actually kind of cool. 460 00:29:19,196 --> 00:29:21,156 - I wonder if I could make you dance. - Enough. 461 00:29:21,281 --> 00:29:23,909 This is unbelievable. You did it. You fixed her. 462 00:29:24,034 --> 00:29:25,035 No. 463 00:29:25,535 --> 00:29:28,080 All I did was prove that she has cancer. 464 00:29:35,504 --> 00:29:36,797 I need a favor. 465 00:29:39,925 --> 00:29:41,593 I'm not in a giving mood. 466 00:29:43,136 --> 00:29:44,429 It'll help us both. 467 00:29:44,888 --> 00:29:47,432 I need a shot of morphine in my spine. 468 00:29:48,392 --> 00:29:50,268 If your leg hurts, take your Vicodin. 469 00:29:50,644 --> 00:29:52,145 It's not enough. 470 00:29:53,438 --> 00:29:54,648 Get a syringe. 471 00:29:55,107 --> 00:29:57,150 Morphine is extreme, even for you. 472 00:29:57,275 --> 00:30:01,905 - Yeah. Write that on the insert. - Get one of your lackeys to do it. 473 00:30:02,030 --> 00:30:03,281 I don't want them knowing... 474 00:30:03,407 --> 00:30:05,283 That you're on the road to becoming a junkie? 475 00:30:05,409 --> 00:30:06,743 That I'm in this much pain. 476 00:30:06,868 --> 00:30:09,454 I don't want them questioning my judgment. 477 00:30:09,579 --> 00:30:12,249 I can't ask Wilson, because he figures it's all in my head. 478 00:30:12,374 --> 00:30:15,460 Well, I agree with him. I'm going home. 479 00:30:18,588 --> 00:30:21,758 - What about this? - What are you doing? 480 00:30:22,426 --> 00:30:23,802 Is this in my head? 481 00:30:27,764 --> 00:30:30,892 Because I could swear I remember a thigh muscle being here. 482 00:30:34,438 --> 00:30:35,939 I'll get a syringe. 483 00:31:30,118 --> 00:31:32,704 - It's gotta be cancer. - It's not cancer. 484 00:31:33,788 --> 00:31:36,833 You seem to be back to your old miserable self. 485 00:31:38,335 --> 00:31:41,505 So I just randomly predicted she'd respond to MG? 486 00:31:41,963 --> 00:31:44,007 Her twitches are gone, her memory's getting better. 487 00:31:44,132 --> 00:31:45,175 What did you take? 488 00:31:45,300 --> 00:31:47,511 The increased pain was psychological. 489 00:31:47,636 --> 00:31:49,012 No drug's gonna help. 490 00:31:49,137 --> 00:31:52,098 If you think it will help, the drugs will help. The power of the mind. 491 00:31:52,224 --> 00:31:53,225 You're right. 492 00:31:53,350 --> 00:31:55,810 The more I talk to you, the more the pain floods back. 493 00:31:56,895 --> 00:31:59,981 I knew the twins were real. Chase owes me. 494 00:32:00,899 --> 00:32:03,193 - Did you check the pancreas? - Oh, come on. 495 00:32:03,318 --> 00:32:05,737 You're just making up organs now, aren't you? 496 00:32:05,862 --> 00:32:07,489 We checked the pancreas. 497 00:32:08,281 --> 00:32:11,159 - Obviously, you've taken something. - Did you check the bones? 498 00:32:11,660 --> 00:32:14,746 - There are a lot of bones, I think. - And none of them have cancer. 499 00:32:14,871 --> 00:32:16,456 - Ovaries? - There's no mass. 500 00:32:16,581 --> 00:32:18,041 If anything, they're undersized. 501 00:32:18,166 --> 00:32:20,377 No leukemia, no Hodgkin's, we checked everything. 502 00:32:20,502 --> 00:32:23,004 Unless they've invented a new organ, it's not cancer. 503 00:32:30,554 --> 00:32:34,015 - Differential diagnosis. - It's gotta be cancer. 504 00:32:34,140 --> 00:32:35,809 There's gotta be something we missed. 505 00:32:35,934 --> 00:32:37,477 You've got to learn to let go, Foreman. 506 00:32:37,602 --> 00:32:40,188 Maybe the protein level was some sort of anomaly. 507 00:32:40,313 --> 00:32:41,773 It might just still be PTSD. 508 00:32:41,898 --> 00:32:43,358 Just PTSD? 509 00:32:43,483 --> 00:32:46,194 Yeah, Daddy's diddling her. Nothing to worry about. 510 00:32:46,319 --> 00:32:47,737 CHASE: Okay, let me rephrase. 511 00:32:47,862 --> 00:32:50,490 Maybe the protein level was some sort of anomaly. 512 00:32:50,615 --> 00:32:52,951 Oh, my God! It might be PTSD! 513 00:32:53,076 --> 00:32:56,121 If it was PTSD, the twitching wouldn't have magically disappeared 514 00:32:56,246 --> 00:32:58,081 when we started the MG. 515 00:32:58,707 --> 00:32:59,874 Wrong. 516 00:33:00,000 --> 00:33:03,295 What it wouldn't have done was medically disappear. 517 00:33:04,087 --> 00:33:06,381 Nothing to stop it from magically disappearing. 518 00:33:06,506 --> 00:33:09,175 She was watching me start and stop the medicine. 519 00:33:09,301 --> 00:33:11,136 You think she's faking? 520 00:33:11,261 --> 00:33:12,637 Not consciously. 521 00:33:12,762 --> 00:33:15,265 But if her subconscious is trying to get away from it all, 522 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:17,601 cancer's gotta be a lovely vacation spot. 523 00:33:19,603 --> 00:33:21,479 Tell her you've got to give her a fresh IV. 524 00:33:21,605 --> 00:33:23,356 Don't tell her you're starting her on saline. 525 00:33:23,481 --> 00:33:25,275 See if the twitching comes back. 526 00:33:31,573 --> 00:33:33,325 How long has the social worker been in there? 527 00:33:33,450 --> 00:33:36,161 Just went in. She was in with the dad before. 528 00:33:36,369 --> 00:33:39,331 - You switched the girl's IV? - About a half an hour ago. 529 00:33:39,831 --> 00:33:41,499 When's she gonna start twitching? 530 00:33:41,625 --> 00:33:45,170 If she's gonna start twitching. Another few minutes. 531 00:33:45,295 --> 00:33:48,048 We've got to wait for the remaining MG to clear her system. 532 00:33:50,008 --> 00:33:52,093 That was quick. What's gonna happen? 533 00:33:52,218 --> 00:33:53,887 What'd you think was gonna happen? 534 00:33:54,512 --> 00:33:56,723 - The father had sex... - Do you have any medical evidence? 535 00:33:56,848 --> 00:33:59,392 - He admitted... - He denies the conversation took place. 536 00:33:59,517 --> 00:34:01,603 - But she... - She denies it, too. 537 00:34:01,728 --> 00:34:03,188 I'm sure you meant well. 538 00:34:14,449 --> 00:34:16,242 You have to tell her the truth. 539 00:34:16,368 --> 00:34:17,619 Nothing happened. 540 00:34:17,744 --> 00:34:20,372 You don't have to be afraid of him. They can protect you. 541 00:34:20,497 --> 00:34:22,290 From what? Things are fine. 542 00:34:25,460 --> 00:34:27,545 You think things are fine. They're not. 543 00:34:27,671 --> 00:34:29,839 - He's my dad. - He's abusing you. 544 00:34:30,674 --> 00:34:32,425 He's not a bad person. 545 00:34:34,010 --> 00:34:35,470 I seduced him. 546 00:34:37,097 --> 00:34:39,683 You're the child. He's the adult. 547 00:34:40,141 --> 00:34:42,602 - He has the responsibility... - I got him drunk. 548 00:34:43,645 --> 00:34:45,230 I had to get him drunk. 549 00:34:46,189 --> 00:34:48,149 I wanted to have sex with him. 550 00:34:48,525 --> 00:34:51,111 You're sexually attracted to your father? 551 00:34:51,361 --> 00:34:57,867 No. But by sleeping with him, now he lets me do whatever I want. 552 00:35:00,245 --> 00:35:05,208 I also slept with my photographer, my financial manager and my tutor. 553 00:35:06,876 --> 00:35:11,131 If I hadn't, I'd be getting Cs 554 00:35:11,256 --> 00:35:14,384 and posing for newspaper ads back in Detroit. 555 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:19,013 - Come on, we all do it. - No, we don't. 556 00:35:20,890 --> 00:35:23,059 After your father slept with you, you were traumatized. 557 00:35:23,184 --> 00:35:25,478 My dad was last. 558 00:35:27,522 --> 00:35:31,234 You've never taken a run at your boss or professor 559 00:35:31,359 --> 00:35:32,819 or somebody else you needed? 560 00:35:35,238 --> 00:35:37,866 You're 15. You're smart. 561 00:35:38,032 --> 00:35:41,035 - You don't have... - I am not that smart. 562 00:35:43,204 --> 00:35:44,664 I am that beautiful. 563 00:35:55,717 --> 00:35:57,218 What's wrong with me? 564 00:35:59,220 --> 00:36:00,680 (SCREAMING) 565 00:36:02,766 --> 00:36:05,477 Oh! George, get your butt over here! 566 00:36:06,519 --> 00:36:08,438 - GEORGE: Help me. - How'd you get my pager number? 567 00:36:08,563 --> 00:36:09,647 Please! 568 00:36:09,773 --> 00:36:13,193 The problem is, if I give you an epidural, 569 00:36:13,318 --> 00:36:15,069 you won't be able to feel when to push. 570 00:36:15,195 --> 00:36:17,280 - You're not funny. - I'm pretty sure I am. 571 00:36:17,405 --> 00:36:19,407 You just can't appreciate it because you're in pain. 572 00:36:19,532 --> 00:36:22,494 George, if you don't get off your ass and help me... 573 00:36:22,619 --> 00:36:24,537 Oh, shut up! 574 00:36:26,039 --> 00:36:28,875 You've got yourself the perfect man. A woman. 575 00:36:29,292 --> 00:36:32,086 He's got more estrogen coursing through his veins than... 576 00:36:32,212 --> 00:36:34,380 (WOMAN SCREAMING) 577 00:36:38,134 --> 00:36:40,094 - Who did her vaginal exam? - I did. 578 00:36:40,220 --> 00:36:42,639 - Did she have hair? - What are you getting at? 579 00:36:42,764 --> 00:36:46,059 Right now I'm getting at whether or not she had hair down there. 580 00:36:46,184 --> 00:36:47,352 Not much. 581 00:36:47,477 --> 00:36:50,355 She's manipulative, yet completely docile. 582 00:36:50,480 --> 00:36:53,650 Everybody tells us that outburst on the catwalk was out of character. 583 00:36:53,775 --> 00:36:56,861 - She's never had a period. - You're thinking this is hormonal? 584 00:36:56,986 --> 00:36:59,280 I'm thinking she's the ultimate woman. 585 00:37:01,533 --> 00:37:02,867 I need to schedule an MRI. 586 00:37:05,411 --> 00:37:07,080 ALEX: The twitching stopped. 587 00:37:08,206 --> 00:37:11,292 Because we changed your medicine back to the real stuff. 588 00:37:11,417 --> 00:37:12,585 Stop talking. 589 00:37:12,710 --> 00:37:14,587 You gave me fake medicine? 590 00:37:15,755 --> 00:37:17,131 That's what I said, 591 00:37:17,257 --> 00:37:19,676 in the vain hope that you wouldn't feel the need to also say it. 592 00:37:19,801 --> 00:37:21,302 Stop talking. 593 00:37:22,220 --> 00:37:25,265 Wilson already did an ultrasound. He said her ovaries were undersized. 594 00:37:25,390 --> 00:37:29,102 The ultrasound would be the way to go if you were looking for ovarian cancer. 595 00:37:29,227 --> 00:37:31,062 CAMERON: What are we looking for? 596 00:37:33,356 --> 00:37:34,566 (BEEPING) 597 00:37:34,691 --> 00:37:35,900 That 598 00:37:37,902 --> 00:37:39,279 Oh, my God. 599 00:37:41,114 --> 00:37:42,907 It looks like a tumor, doesn't it? 600 00:37:43,533 --> 00:37:46,536 - But those are... - Yep. 601 00:38:01,926 --> 00:38:03,720 We found a tumor. 602 00:38:05,054 --> 00:38:06,431 She has cancer? 603 00:38:08,391 --> 00:38:12,061 - Technically, no. - So it's not cancer? 604 00:38:12,562 --> 00:38:16,190 No, it's cancer, but "he" has cancer 605 00:38:18,776 --> 00:38:21,154 on "his" left testicle. 606 00:38:23,740 --> 00:38:26,784 - I don't have testicles. - She's not a guy. 607 00:38:27,368 --> 00:38:29,412 His DNA says you're wrong. 608 00:38:30,580 --> 00:38:33,625 Frogs and snails and puppy dog tails. 609 00:38:34,792 --> 00:38:37,921 You've got male pseudohermaphroditism. 610 00:38:38,588 --> 00:38:40,632 You see, we all start out as girls 611 00:38:40,757 --> 00:38:43,676 and then we're differentiated, based on our genes. 612 00:38:44,177 --> 00:38:47,472 HOUSE: The ovaries develop into testes and drop. 613 00:38:49,098 --> 00:38:52,226 But in about one in every 150,000 pregnancies, 614 00:38:52,352 --> 00:38:53,728 the fetus with an XY chromosome 615 00:38:53,853 --> 00:38:56,397 a boy, develops into something else, 616 00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,232 like you. 617 00:38:59,192 --> 00:39:03,279 Your testes never descended, because you're immune to testosterone. 618 00:39:04,113 --> 00:39:05,740 You're pure estrogen. 619 00:39:06,658 --> 00:39:09,953 Which is why you have heightened female characteristics, 620 00:39:10,078 --> 00:39:13,289 clear skin, great breasts. 621 00:39:15,041 --> 00:39:17,710 The ultimate woman is a man. 622 00:39:20,088 --> 00:39:21,464 Nature's cruel, huh? 623 00:39:21,589 --> 00:39:26,302 This is obviously a joke. This is impossible. 624 00:39:27,470 --> 00:39:30,890 No. A joke would be me calling you a homo. 625 00:39:31,015 --> 00:39:32,392 You see the difference? 626 00:39:33,810 --> 00:39:35,979 I'll schedule him for surgery. 627 00:39:38,690 --> 00:39:43,319 No! You're wrong! I'm a girl! Look at me! 628 00:39:43,653 --> 00:39:45,613 How could you say I'm not a girl? 629 00:39:46,155 --> 00:39:49,367 You see, they're all looking at me. I'm beautiful! 630 00:39:52,203 --> 00:39:55,289 That anger. It's just the cancer talking. 631 00:39:58,960 --> 00:40:02,171 Put your clothes back on. We're gonna cut your balls off. 632 00:40:02,296 --> 00:40:03,548 Then you'll be fine. 633 00:40:37,874 --> 00:40:40,418 - How's the patient? - Post-op. 634 00:40:41,586 --> 00:40:44,839 They sent him/her up for a psyche visit. 635 00:40:45,506 --> 00:40:48,593 Calling her a "him/her" isn't really helping. 636 00:40:48,718 --> 00:40:52,680 The good news is, I don't think Dad's gonna be sleeping with him/her again. 637 00:40:52,805 --> 00:40:54,390 You see, now it's gross. 638 00:40:59,312 --> 00:41:00,897 I need another shot. 639 00:41:02,565 --> 00:41:04,108 When did the pain start coming back? 640 00:41:04,233 --> 00:41:05,610 A few hours ago. 641 00:41:06,235 --> 00:41:08,613 About an hour after you solved the case? 642 00:41:10,031 --> 00:41:13,951 If I wanted to be psychoanalyzed, I'd get Wilson to give me the shot. 643 00:41:14,368 --> 00:41:15,703 Same dosage? 644 00:41:17,455 --> 00:41:18,748 If you'd be more comfortable, 645 00:41:18,873 --> 00:41:21,667 I might be able to deal with a few less CCs of morphine. 646 00:41:21,959 --> 00:41:23,377 It wasn't morphine. 647 00:41:26,089 --> 00:41:28,466 What did you give me? I told you I wanted... 648 00:41:28,591 --> 00:41:29,926 It was saline. 649 00:41:31,010 --> 00:41:32,845 I gave you a placebo.