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(SIREN WAILING)
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(PEOPLE CHANTING)
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Do you feel the Spirit?
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(ALL CHEERING)
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And in the 39th year of his reign,
Asa was diseased in his feet
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until the disease was exceedingly great,
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yet he didn't seek help from the Lord,
but from the physicians.
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Now, there is nothing wrong
with seeing a doctor.
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But can a doctor heal through the power
that Jesus gave his disciples?
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Men of science can walk through life
with blindfolds,
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never knowing that you or I
could not take a single step
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if we were not uplifted by God.
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Agnes, thank you for letting me be
an instrument of God's love for you.
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In faith...
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(GASPS)
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...all things are possible.
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My friends, I want you to let Agnes
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feel the wave of faith
in this church here today,
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lifting her into God's hands.
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WOMAN: Praise God!
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You can do it. Come on, sister.
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Praise Jesus!
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Thanks be to God!
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Thank you, Lord! Thanks be to God!
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Thank you, Lord!
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(GRUNTS)
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- Is he all right?
- No!
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MY Son!
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Daddy, I think I need a doctor.
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Didn't remember my DVD player?
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Well, if you wanted it,
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you shouldn't have left it behind
when you moved out.
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I get it.
It's a drag watching porn on VHS.
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I'll call you
as soon as I'm done with it.
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That's if you ever get
a phone installed.
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Oh, forget it. I'll come by
and get it myself. After work, Thursday?
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Won't be home Thursday.
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No problem. I still have a key,
I can let myself in and out.
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I guess maybe I could
bring it in tomorrow.
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After all, how many times
can you hit "pause"
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at the part where Lindsay Lohan
wins the spelling bee?
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What is it about girls who can spell?
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- It's a math contest.
- What is it about girls who can count?
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It's poker night, isn't it?
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You said weeks ago that I could play.
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- Stop making excuses.
- Gotta go!
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Building full of sick people.
If I hurry, maybe I can avoid them.
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FOREMAN: The abdominal series showed
no evidence of obstruction.
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- What did you have to eat?
- Chicken sandwich.
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We travel, lots of fast food.
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Thank you, I barely felt it.
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You're welcome.
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God told me you were kind.
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You talk to God?
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God's presence often descends on Boyd
to help him guide others.
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- This been going on long?
- Since he was 10.
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God told me
I would meet a woman healer
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who was harboring vengeful thoughts
about a man she works with.
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That's God's job.
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I'll keep that in mind.
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- His urine is dilute.
- What does that mean?
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Could mean that for some reason
his kidneys aren't purifying
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the way they should, which would
let toxins accumulate in his body.
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We'll run the blood work
and see what it tells us.
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Thank you, I appreciate it.
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God talks to him?
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It's not psychosis. He's just religious.
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The only medical issue that showed up
on the blood work is low sodium.
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No. You talk to God, you're religious.
God talks to you, you're psychotic.
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A lot of people experience
their religion
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as something more than symbolic.
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That doesn't mean...
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God ever talk to you
when you were in the seminary?
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- No.
- God's loss, our gain.
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He's either psychotic or a scam artist.
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He was actually really impressive.
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Well, yeah, with the burning bush
and all, it's quite the show.
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He was intelligent, polite, dignified.
He's not a typical 15-year-old.
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And he told Cameron God wants her
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to stop being pissed at me
over the article.
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God knows you stole Cameron's article?
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He knows she's harboring
vengeful thoughts.
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I'm over it.
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I could tell that from the Berlin Wall
of body language between you.
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I'm shocked that he picked up on it.
Low sodium. Check for Addison's?
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No pigmentation
and potassium levels were normal.
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Cirrhosis?
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Liver feels fine,
transaminases are normal.
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(SIGHS) We should monitor his saline
intake to correct the low sodium.
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No more than 1 meq per liter, per hour.
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Let's push the patient history,
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see if there's any evidence of drugs
or other delusions.
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I'll take care of it.
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You're gonna talk to a patient?
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God talks to him.
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It'd be arrogant of me to assume that
I'm better than God.
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So, you're a faith healer?
Or is that a pejorative?
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Do you prefer something like
"divine health management"?
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Thought God might have mentioned
that I was coming.
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I'm OK with faith healer, Dr House.
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(EXCLAIMS)
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That's a nice one.
You didn't even go with,
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"I see an H in a medical coat."
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- The nurses talk about you a lot.
- Yeah, don't believe them.
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I keep a sock in my pants.
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Faith. That's another word for
ignorance, isn't it?
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I never understood how people could be
so proud of believing in something
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with no proof at all.
Like that's an achievement.
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God's asking for our trust. You can't
love somebody and not trust them.
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Trust has to be earned.
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You can't trust someone
hiding in a closet.
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You don't trust anyone.
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You seem lucid.
There's no confusion, no lethargy.
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What drugs have you been taking?
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Nothing, some aspirin.
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I get focused on something,
I forget to eat,
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next thing you know,
I've got a hunger headache.
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So, aspirin and hospitals are OK.
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That's an interesting attitude for
someone who's kept any number of people
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from getting medical help.
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Just because I believe in prayer
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doesn't mean I don't believe
in germs and toxins.
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That bottle's been opened before.
You refilled it at the water cooler.
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- Yes.
- How often do you do that?
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Few times an hour.
He likes to stay hydrated.
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- You think germs might have gotten in?
- I think water might have gotten in.
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- We can adjust your pain meds.
- Again.
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Suppose we increase your oxycodone?
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We both know the only reason
I'm talking lucidly now
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is because I did not take my full dose
this morning.
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You've done your best
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and I have been a good soldier.
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It's time we accept it's over.
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What about the trip
you were talking about taking?
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You've wanted to see Florence
since you were a teenager, right?
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Yeah, go now all drugged up?
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It's not exactly the trip
I'd been dreaming of.
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OK, but you're strong,
you're dealing with this
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and there is the right combination of
pain meds out there. And we'll find it.
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Don't give up on us.
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And don't be startled by the sound
you're about to hear.
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- (KNOCKING ON DOOR)
- Excuse me.
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I have a friend with... boundary issues.
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- Can this wait five minutes?
- Is she dying?
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Yeah.
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Before the end of this consult?
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They could build monuments
to your self-centeredness.
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Patient, 15-year-old, faith healer,
hotline to God.
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- What are his symptoms?
- He is not a saint.
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He figures out what's going on
in people's lives
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by watching, listening, deducing.
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And you're worried about
trademark infringement?
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Then he passes on advice from God
so he can watch them jump.
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It's a power trip.
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Oh, and there the similarities end.
Why is he here?
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I fear for the human race.
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A teenager claims to be the voice of God
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and people with advanced degrees
are listening.
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The majority of Americans believe in
a personal god.
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- What are his symptoms?
- Massive cramps, low sodium.
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Turns out he's been
drinking water non-stop,
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God told him to purify his body.
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Huge water intake
would cause low sodium.
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Which would cause the cramping.
Yeah, I got it.
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What, that's it? You solved it?
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You just brought me out here
to rant because faith annoys you?
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Mmm-hmm. He's all better.
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You know, I'd get it if people were just
looking for a way to fill the holes.
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But they want the holes,
they wanna live in the holes
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and they go nuts when someone else
pours dirt in their holes.
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Climb out of your holes, people!
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Go tell it on the mountain
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Over the hills and everywhere
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Go tell it on the mountain
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That Jesus Christ is born
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(LOUDER)
Go tell it on the mountain
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Over the hills and everywhere
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Go tell it on the mountain
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That Jesus Christ is born
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Boyd, are you all right?
(CONTINUES SINGING)
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Boyd.
(STOPS SINGING)
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Come on, let's go.
Can you tell me your name?
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Do you know where you are? Boyd?
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Boyd?
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God doesn't want you to be afraid.
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He sent me here to heal you.
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You think he hasn't heard your prayers,
but he heard them all,
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even the ones you didn't say.
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I'm sorry, Boyd, come on,
let's get you back to your room.
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- In faith, all things are possible.
- Let's go.
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Lord, I call on you to relieve
the suffering of your daughter...
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- Grace?
- ...and make her whole again.
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Hey, hey! What are you doing?
What is this?
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He's just had a complex partial seizure.
He's disoriented.
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- He doesn't know what he's doing.
-Well, get him back to his room. Now.
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You OK?
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Are we certain he even had a seizure?
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Him singing and healing,
he does it all the time, doesn't he?
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Isn't it interesting
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that religious behavior is so close
to being crazy,
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we can't tell them apart.
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The repetition, the lack of affect
and awareness. It was a seizure.
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- Infection?
- No fever.
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Could be Wilson's or maybe it's
a glycogen storage disease.
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- Or a brain tumor.
- Or tuberous sclerosis.
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Hmm.
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How to settle this?
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We could ask our patient to ask God
or we could MRI his brain.
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Which way do you wanna go?
I'm open to all.
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- House!
- Yes.
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Why the hell do you let an unstable
patient wander the hallways?
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His leash broke.
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The last thing a terminal patient needs
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is to hear somebody
taunt them with a cure.
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She was freaked, she was angry.
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And now she's not freaked and angry
and you are.
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She says she's feeling better.
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Maybe not singing and dancing,
but she's feeling a little bit happy
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for the first time in months.
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A sudden drop in pain
could create euphoria.
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Why don't you let her have her vacation?
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Oh, that's great.
And when vacation's over?
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When she crash-lands
from all this denial?
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She was dealing with her illness.
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Now her expectations are rising.
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And you're not the one who has to be
there when all that false hope
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gets yanked out from under her.
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Don't you guys have anything to do?
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How long have you been healing people?
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You believe that's what I'm doing?
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I'd like to.
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But you don't.
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Why do you always do things
you don't want to do?
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It's OK, I don't expect a real answer.
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God would probably want you
to take the stick out of your butt
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and get over this.
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If there is some higher order
running the universe,
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it's probably so different from
anything our species can conceive,
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there's no point in
even thinking about it.
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But I doubt it gives a damn
about my butt.
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So you believe God might exist,
but you don't think about it?
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It's the most important issue...
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I think penguins might as well
speculate about nuclear physics.
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00:15:25,071 --> 00:15:28,366
- Why are we having this conversation?
- What? I'm curious.
245
00:15:30,243 --> 00:15:32,703
You cannot tell someone they are
your colleague and not a friend,
246
00:15:32,828 --> 00:15:35,122
and then casually chat
about the afterlife.
247
00:15:55,768 --> 00:15:57,436
BOYD: You actually keep score?
248
00:16:00,064 --> 00:16:02,441
Your MRI results aren't done yet.
249
00:16:02,567 --> 00:16:05,444
Go back to your room. No singing.
250
00:16:05,570 --> 00:16:09,282
Well, you would get a point for
figuring why the low sodium.
251
00:16:09,407 --> 00:16:11,158
What are my guy's points for?
252
00:16:11,284 --> 00:16:14,829
Your trick about the spat
between Dr Cameron and Dr Foreman
253
00:16:14,954 --> 00:16:16,414
apparently impressed someone.
254
00:16:16,539 --> 00:16:17,832
And the second point?
255
00:16:21,294 --> 00:16:24,672
Do you think it could be
because I healed Grace?
256
00:16:26,299 --> 00:16:28,676
She's been back to see me, I like her.
257
00:16:28,801 --> 00:16:32,722
You like messing with people.
That's why you're here now.
258
00:16:32,847 --> 00:16:36,142
Maybe you think that your batteries
are powered by God, maybe you don't.
259
00:16:36,267 --> 00:16:38,603
Either way, you enjoy what you do.
260
00:16:38,728 --> 00:16:41,814
Yes, I like helping people.
261
00:16:41,939 --> 00:16:44,317
I get a rush when I see the look
on their faces when they realize
262
00:16:44,442 --> 00:16:45,860
their burdens are gone.
263
00:16:45,985 --> 00:16:47,528
But you make sure
you're in the next state
264
00:16:47,653 --> 00:16:50,740
by the time the endorphins wear off
and the arthritis comes back.
265
00:16:51,907 --> 00:16:53,534
That doesn't happen.
266
00:16:53,659 --> 00:16:56,329
Oh, you do extensive follow-up studies?
267
00:16:56,871 --> 00:16:58,372
God told me.
268
00:16:59,206 --> 00:17:02,752
You see, that's not fair.
We were having fun.
269
00:17:03,002 --> 00:17:05,004
It's hard to keep sniping rationally
270
00:17:05,129 --> 00:17:06,964
when you throw a bomb
like that in there.
271
00:17:13,554 --> 00:17:15,389
He spoke with me about you, too.
272
00:17:15,514 --> 00:17:17,183
Forgive my enemies?
273
00:17:17,308 --> 00:17:20,269
Never date a Taurus
when Mercury is in retrograde?
274
00:17:20,394 --> 00:17:23,230
Yeah, I learned that one myself,
the hard way.
275
00:17:23,356 --> 00:17:26,192
God says you look for
excuses to be alone.
276
00:17:26,317 --> 00:17:30,029
See, that is exactly the kind of
brilliance that sounds deep,
277
00:17:30,154 --> 00:17:33,491
but you could say it about any person
who doesn't pine for the social approval
278
00:17:33,616 --> 00:17:36,410
of everyone he meets, which you were
cleverly able to deduce about me
279
00:17:36,535 --> 00:17:38,496
by not being a moron.
280
00:17:38,621 --> 00:17:40,665
Next time, tell God to be more specific.
281
00:17:42,458 --> 00:17:45,294
God wants you to invite Dr Wilson
to your poker game.
282
00:18:00,559 --> 00:18:02,687
Don't talk to my patient.
283
00:18:04,271 --> 00:18:05,398
What are you talking about?
284
00:18:05,523 --> 00:18:08,442
You get all huffy when my patient
stumbles into yours in the hallway,
285
00:18:08,567 --> 00:18:11,070
but you got no qualms about
chatting my guy up.
286
00:18:11,862 --> 00:18:14,323
This is fun, it's like Password.
Keep talking.
287
00:18:14,448 --> 00:18:16,867
I'll jump in when I get a clue
what the hell you're talking about.
288
00:18:16,992 --> 00:18:19,412
God knows about my poker game.
289
00:18:19,537 --> 00:18:20,579
You think I told him?
290
00:18:20,705 --> 00:18:23,416
Either that or I start going to church
every Sunday.
291
00:18:23,541 --> 00:18:25,042
That would mess with
my bowling league.
292
00:18:25,167 --> 00:18:27,378
Aside from yelling at him
to get back to his room,
293
00:18:27,503 --> 00:18:29,255
I've never spoken to your patient.
294
00:18:35,136 --> 00:18:37,263
CHASE: MRI shows an abnormal area.
295
00:18:38,681 --> 00:18:40,933
Tuberous sclerosis.
296
00:18:41,058 --> 00:18:43,477
- It's the right neighborhood.
- Accounts for all the symptoms.
297
00:18:43,602 --> 00:18:48,315
- All of them.
- Leading cortical tuber's identifiable.
298
00:18:48,441 --> 00:18:51,485
- We can do this surgically.
- Tell our patient, "Congratulations."
299
00:18:51,610 --> 00:18:54,947
Soon his chats with God
will be a thing of the past.
300
00:18:55,906 --> 00:18:57,825
Tie goes to the mortal.
301
00:19:12,173 --> 00:19:15,843
Did you know the Catholic Church keeps
a doctor at Lourdes?
302
00:19:15,968 --> 00:19:17,762
He hears the same thing every day.
303
00:19:17,887 --> 00:19:22,641
But, out of the thousands of cases of
people who have claimed to feel better,
304
00:19:22,767 --> 00:19:27,354
the Catholic Church has only recognized
a handful as miracles.
305
00:19:27,480 --> 00:19:29,565
But they do recognize a handful.
306
00:19:29,690 --> 00:19:34,278
Well, they're a church.
It's what they do.
307
00:19:35,696 --> 00:19:39,867
Look. For the past couple of years,
308
00:19:39,992 --> 00:19:42,536
the world's been getting smaller.
309
00:19:42,661 --> 00:19:44,622
Eight months, six months...
310
00:19:46,791 --> 00:19:49,794
I watch a trailer for a movie
and I think,
311
00:19:49,919 --> 00:19:52,755
"Am I gonna be here
when that comes out?"
312
00:19:54,799 --> 00:19:58,260
But maybe there is still
a horizon out there.
313
00:19:58,385 --> 00:20:03,432
You know, maybe... Maybe I can make
plans for a year from now.
314
00:20:03,557 --> 00:20:04,725
Two years.
315
00:20:07,603 --> 00:20:09,355
I like the view.
316
00:20:10,606 --> 00:20:13,400
The view is a lie,
and if you believe it,
317
00:20:13,526 --> 00:20:15,778
you're going to crash so hard.
318
00:20:18,697 --> 00:20:20,407
Let me take new images of your liver.
319
00:20:20,533 --> 00:20:22,827
You can't accept that it could be true.
320
00:20:22,952 --> 00:20:26,121
Well, if it is true,
you shouldn't be afraid of proving it.
321
00:20:31,085 --> 00:20:33,921
Tuberous sclerosis is
a genetic disorder.
322
00:20:34,046 --> 00:20:37,424
It causes small, benign tumors
to grow in various parts of the body.
323
00:20:37,550 --> 00:20:40,386
- In this case, the brain.
- You said benign.
324
00:20:41,053 --> 00:20:44,557
They probably are, but benign or not,
they're not in a good location.
325
00:20:44,682 --> 00:20:47,518
- We need to remove them.
- You're talking brain surgery?
326
00:20:47,643 --> 00:20:50,563
His symptoms are getting worse,
which means the tumors are growing.
327
00:20:50,688 --> 00:20:54,358
Surgery will correct it all,
the chemical imbalance, the seizures,
328
00:20:54,483 --> 00:20:55,693
the auditory hallucinations.
329
00:20:55,818 --> 00:20:57,987
Hallucinations?
330
00:20:58,112 --> 00:21:01,448
Without the surgery,
it's just gonna get worse.
331
00:21:01,574 --> 00:21:03,200
Might even be fatal.
332
00:21:03,325 --> 00:21:07,830
With the surgery, your son should be
a perfectly normal 15-year-old boy.
333
00:21:09,748 --> 00:21:11,166
I'm not normal.
334
00:21:19,967 --> 00:21:23,345
I need you to talk to my patient.
I'll get this one.
335
00:21:24,763 --> 00:21:27,558
Why do I have the feeling
you're plotting world domination?
336
00:21:27,683 --> 00:21:30,978
Moses is refusing surgery.
You have a gift.
337
00:21:31,103 --> 00:21:33,772
People thank you for telling them
they're going to die.
338
00:21:35,065 --> 00:21:39,320
If I can get him to agree to surgery,
I want in on the poker game.
339
00:21:39,445 --> 00:21:43,073
You would let this kid die
just to get into a stupid game?
340
00:21:43,198 --> 00:21:44,825
You'd let him die just to keep me out?
341
00:21:51,874 --> 00:21:52,875
Hi.
342
00:21:55,419 --> 00:21:56,837
I'm Dr Wilson.
343
00:21:58,380 --> 00:21:59,924
I knew they'd send somebody else.
344
00:22:00,049 --> 00:22:02,801
- That God has a big mouth.
- House.
345
00:22:04,803 --> 00:22:08,807
Can I ask why you don't want
the tumors removed?
346
00:22:08,933 --> 00:22:10,517
God put them there for a reason.
347
00:22:10,643 --> 00:22:13,896
You think God needs a telephone
in your head to talk to you?
348
00:22:14,021 --> 00:22:16,357
Isn't he everywhere?
It's not a long-distance call, is it?
349
00:22:16,482 --> 00:22:18,776
This is the way God does things,
through natural law.
350
00:22:18,901 --> 00:22:22,488
If he went around doing big
flashy miracles all the time,
351
00:22:22,613 --> 00:22:25,032
- nobody would need faith.
- How come everyone else needs faith,
352
00:22:25,157 --> 00:22:28,369
but you just get the guy
screaming his existence in your ear?
353
00:22:31,163 --> 00:22:32,581
Your turn.
354
00:22:36,627 --> 00:22:38,921
Do you think God wants you to die?
355
00:22:39,046 --> 00:22:42,675
This is the way that the Lord often is
with his chosen ones.
356
00:22:42,800 --> 00:22:45,928
He gives the most trials
to those that he loves the most.
357
00:22:46,053 --> 00:22:47,763
How sweet.
358
00:22:47,888 --> 00:22:50,975
You abdicate your authority,
avoid those tricky parental issues,
359
00:22:51,100 --> 00:22:54,395
like whether to let him drive at 16.
Just let him die at 15.
360
00:22:54,520 --> 00:22:59,108
So, you believe your son is...
361
00:22:59,233 --> 00:23:02,236
...erm, a saint?
362
00:23:03,237 --> 00:23:07,908
The way I understand it, one of
the hallmarks of a saint is humility.
363
00:23:08,033 --> 00:23:11,829
Now, someone with true humility
would consider the possibility
364
00:23:11,954 --> 00:23:15,499
that God hadn't chosen him for
that kind of honor.
365
00:23:15,624 --> 00:23:17,710
Well, he'd consider the possibility
366
00:23:17,835 --> 00:23:21,839
that he just had an illness.
367
00:23:28,846 --> 00:23:31,390
You have a gift for manipulation.
368
00:23:31,515 --> 00:23:33,684
I listen, I have an actual conversation
with people,
369
00:23:33,809 --> 00:23:36,603
which, shockingly, does raise
the odds they'll be cooperative.
370
00:23:36,729 --> 00:23:37,813
That's what I'm saying.
371
00:23:37,938 --> 00:23:41,608
You read that kid and you manipulated
the hell out of him.
372
00:23:43,902 --> 00:23:45,571
Bring pretzels.
373
00:23:47,906 --> 00:23:50,367
(HOUSE PLAYING PIANO)
374
00:23:54,538 --> 00:23:55,706
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
375
00:23:57,166 --> 00:23:58,959
I know that knock.
376
00:23:59,960 --> 00:24:02,546
Use your key, I'm not getting up.
377
00:24:15,309 --> 00:24:18,896
Game's not till tomorrow night
and those aren't pretzels.
378
00:24:19,730 --> 00:24:22,733
I took some images of
Grace Palmieri's cancer.
379
00:24:25,611 --> 00:24:26,737
Yeah?
380
00:24:27,696 --> 00:24:28,697
(SIGHS)
381
00:24:33,577 --> 00:24:35,370
Her tumor's shrunk.
382
00:24:53,138 --> 00:24:55,057
Don't tell my patient.
383
00:24:58,811 --> 00:25:01,522
I want all the records on miracle woman.
384
00:25:01,647 --> 00:25:04,316
Every test,
every treatment she's ever had,
385
00:25:04,441 --> 00:25:06,944
every question she's ever answered
in this hospital.
386
00:25:07,069 --> 00:25:10,531
And anything sent from previous doctors.
Go back to neonatal if you have to.
387
00:25:14,451 --> 00:25:17,538
Which part of "keep them away from
each other" confused you?
388
00:25:17,663 --> 00:25:21,166
They're friends.
She thinks he saved her life.
389
00:25:22,668 --> 00:25:24,753
Now we have obligingly offered
medical proof
390
00:25:24,878 --> 00:25:26,547
that his delusions are true.
391
00:25:26,672 --> 00:25:29,049
They've withdrawn permission
for the surgery.
392
00:25:29,174 --> 00:25:32,177
I put the lawyers on it.
Her tumor shrank?
393
00:25:32,302 --> 00:25:33,512
I'm on it.
394
00:25:35,889 --> 00:25:39,810
Tell Jesus that we need another 24 hours
to normalize his sodium level.
395
00:25:39,935 --> 00:25:41,812
He's already normalized.
396
00:25:41,937 --> 00:25:44,898
Actually, tell Joseph.
Jesus will know you're lying.
397
00:25:45,023 --> 00:25:46,483
And I want you and Foreman and
Cameron
398
00:25:46,608 --> 00:25:49,194
to go over every line of every file
on that woman.
399
00:25:49,319 --> 00:25:51,029
Isn't he the one we're supposed to save?
400
00:25:52,114 --> 00:25:56,118
The only way to save him
is to prove that she is still dying.
401
00:26:05,252 --> 00:26:06,461
MRI machine checks out.
402
00:26:06,587 --> 00:26:09,089
Maybe the radiologist mis-charted
which machine they used.
403
00:26:09,214 --> 00:26:10,549
I checked both.
404
00:26:10,674 --> 00:26:14,052
This is insane,
we're diagnosing a recovery.
405
00:26:14,178 --> 00:26:15,179
What about six months ago?
406
00:26:15,304 --> 00:26:17,472
Maybe there was a malfunction in
her "before" pictures,
407
00:26:17,598 --> 00:26:20,726
some shadow that made the tumor
look bigger than it really was.
408
00:26:20,851 --> 00:26:23,145
I'll go see what I can find out.
409
00:26:23,270 --> 00:26:25,606
Maybe it's a delayed effect
from radiation.
410
00:26:25,731 --> 00:26:27,149
Sometimes it could take a while.
411
00:26:27,274 --> 00:26:28,984
She hasn't had radiation
for six months.
412
00:26:29,109 --> 00:26:30,485
- Here.
- Nowhere. Her records...
413
00:26:30,611 --> 00:26:33,405
There's about a dozen appliances
in every home that give off radiation.
414
00:26:33,530 --> 00:26:36,950
Dosages that wouldn't hurt a hamster if
it was tied to the machine for a year.
415
00:26:37,075 --> 00:26:39,661
If the machine's operating properly.
416
00:26:39,786 --> 00:26:41,538
Sometimes remissions just happen.
417
00:26:43,248 --> 00:26:46,126
You think House will just shrug
and say that
418
00:26:46,251 --> 00:26:48,253
if one of us doesn't check the home?
419
00:27:01,350 --> 00:27:02,351
(BUZZING)
420
00:27:16,031 --> 00:27:17,866
- Kings on nines.
- MAN: Out.
421
00:27:19,117 --> 00:27:20,202
Thank you.
422
00:27:22,579 --> 00:27:28,752
Wilson. This is a dry cleaner,
tax accountant, guy from the bus stop.
423
00:27:28,877 --> 00:27:30,128
This is Wilson.
424
00:27:30,254 --> 00:27:31,797
How come he gets a name?
425
00:27:33,048 --> 00:27:35,050
Seniority. Hello.
426
00:27:40,055 --> 00:27:41,890
(BUZZING)
427
00:27:47,312 --> 00:27:48,981
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
428
00:27:51,024 --> 00:27:52,109
Find anything?
429
00:27:52,234 --> 00:27:55,737
Do you have any idea how many
electrical devices give off radiation?
430
00:27:55,862 --> 00:27:58,156
- All of them.
- I'm going to be here all night.
431
00:27:58,282 --> 00:27:59,825
Everybody's a whiner.
432
00:28:00,367 --> 00:28:02,286
Be a doer, not a me-tooer.
433
00:28:03,245 --> 00:28:04,496
Raise.
434
00:28:05,414 --> 00:28:06,456
I'm out.
435
00:28:07,332 --> 00:28:09,793
She's got at least four different types
of pain pills here
436
00:28:09,918 --> 00:28:11,837
and an LED device.
437
00:28:15,590 --> 00:28:17,134
I'll raise your raise.
438
00:28:21,179 --> 00:28:22,431
Keep looking.
439
00:28:30,397 --> 00:28:31,481
Fold.
440
00:28:32,441 --> 00:28:34,318
(ALL CHUCKLING)
441
00:28:34,860 --> 00:28:36,695
You were bluffing,
he knew you were bluffing.
442
00:28:36,820 --> 00:28:38,488
Your luck's changing tonight.
443
00:28:41,158 --> 00:28:42,826
So, did they find anything?
444
00:28:42,951 --> 00:28:44,494
Or are you gonna have to
accept the fact
445
00:28:44,619 --> 00:28:47,080
that every now and then
remissions happen?
446
00:29:04,264 --> 00:29:05,557
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
447
00:29:07,851 --> 00:29:09,644
This call had better be worth my time.
448
00:29:09,770 --> 00:29:13,357
This is what happens when it's not
our patient. We don't know enough.
449
00:29:13,482 --> 00:29:17,194
- That's why you're there.
- She's got a boyfriend...
450
00:29:18,195 --> 00:29:21,656
- Unless you think he's radioactive...
- ...who could show up any minute.
451
00:29:21,782 --> 00:29:25,285
The honor of working for you
is not worth a felony charge.
452
00:29:25,410 --> 00:29:26,370
Give me a minute.
453
00:29:34,878 --> 00:29:38,715
I'm saying the odds of you
having a straight flush are pretty low.
454
00:29:43,804 --> 00:29:44,721
House?
455
00:29:56,066 --> 00:29:57,484
I'll fold.
456
00:29:58,735 --> 00:30:00,112
- Fold.
- Fold.
457
00:30:01,488 --> 00:30:02,989
I'm screwed, aren't I?
458
00:30:16,086 --> 00:30:18,880
Nine bucks for a straight flush.
459
00:30:26,138 --> 00:30:28,849
He's not coming home. Relax.
460
00:30:32,394 --> 00:30:37,065
There's nothing in this universe
that can't be explained, eventually.
461
00:30:38,775 --> 00:30:40,152
Take this game.
462
00:30:40,819 --> 00:30:44,030
Only two people knew that
you wanted in on it.
463
00:30:44,156 --> 00:30:45,574
I didn't tell him...
464
00:30:45,699 --> 00:30:48,618
- I told you, I didn't tell him.
- Why would you?
465
00:30:48,743 --> 00:30:51,705
No, the only person he's been getting
all intimate and conversational with
466
00:30:51,830 --> 00:30:53,248
is your cancer chick.
467
00:30:53,373 --> 00:30:55,041
How would she know?
468
00:30:55,167 --> 00:30:56,751
The subject of my poker game
469
00:30:56,877 --> 00:30:59,337
isn't likely to come up in
the course of a patient interview.
470
00:31:00,338 --> 00:31:02,215
Well, that's the kind of thing that
you mention
471
00:31:02,340 --> 00:31:05,093
to someone you're used to
sharing the details of your day with.
472
00:31:07,304 --> 00:31:08,305
Don't.
473
00:31:09,055 --> 00:31:12,392
Your rabbi.
Guidance counselor, parent.
474
00:31:13,143 --> 00:31:14,644
She's not your mom, is she?
475
00:31:14,769 --> 00:31:16,980
I'm seriously saying don't.
476
00:31:18,148 --> 00:31:21,067
- You've been having sex...
- This is so not the place.
477
00:31:21,193 --> 00:31:23,153
...with our miracle woman.
478
00:31:28,366 --> 00:31:29,242
(KNOCKING ON DOOR)
479
00:31:30,368 --> 00:31:32,662
(STUTTERING) Excuse me.
May I talk to you?
480
00:31:32,787 --> 00:31:34,206
Of course.
481
00:31:34,915 --> 00:31:36,833
Boyd's getting dressed,
he's ready to check out.
482
00:31:36,958 --> 00:31:39,753
He can't check out
without your permission.
483
00:31:39,878 --> 00:31:42,547
- His sodium level still isn't normal.
- I told him.
484
00:31:42,672 --> 00:31:45,800
He said that God said it was OK,
he was fine.
485
00:31:47,552 --> 00:31:49,179
Could you talk to him?
486
00:31:51,056 --> 00:31:52,390
Tell them my name isn't Wilson.
487
00:31:53,892 --> 00:31:58,230
Most people in your situation
just have their careers to worry about.
488
00:31:58,355 --> 00:32:00,232
You've got that and divine retribution.
489
00:32:00,357 --> 00:32:01,566
Tell them.
490
00:32:01,691 --> 00:32:04,236
Tell me how it happened,
and I'll tell them whatever you want.
491
00:32:06,613 --> 00:32:09,157
She'd had a bad day, pain-wise.
492
00:32:10,742 --> 00:32:12,911
Her ride didn't show up
to take her home.
493
00:32:13,036 --> 00:32:16,248
- So, you offered?
- Yeah.
494
00:32:16,373 --> 00:32:19,417
She didn't have any groceries,
she was too sick to go out,
495
00:32:19,543 --> 00:32:25,090
I figured I could afford
to take a half hour
496
00:32:25,215 --> 00:32:26,424
and pick her up a few things...
497
00:32:26,550 --> 00:32:29,135
- Stay and make sure she's OK.
- Yeah.
498
00:32:30,220 --> 00:32:31,721
And never leave.
499
00:32:33,139 --> 00:32:34,975
You told me you got an apartment.
500
00:32:35,517 --> 00:32:38,270
But you moved in with her.
You lied to me.
501
00:32:39,354 --> 00:32:40,355
(WHISPERING) Tell them.
502
00:32:42,566 --> 00:32:45,944
His name is not Wilson
and he's screwed up worse than I am.
503
00:32:46,069 --> 00:32:48,113
OK. Yes, I lied to you.
504
00:32:48,238 --> 00:32:49,239
I'm sorry.
505
00:32:49,364 --> 00:32:52,617
Half the doctors who specialize in
oncology turn into burned-out cases.
506
00:32:52,742 --> 00:32:55,704
But you, you eat neediness.
507
00:32:55,829 --> 00:32:57,455
Lucky for you.
508
00:32:58,248 --> 00:33:01,668
Thanks for the game, guys.
I don't think I'll be coming back.
509
00:33:01,793 --> 00:33:03,420
You're a functional vampire.
510
00:33:03,545 --> 00:33:06,214
Sure, you're heroic, useful to society,
511
00:33:06,339 --> 00:33:08,091
but only because it feeds you.
512
00:33:11,094 --> 00:33:13,346
There's nothing worth stealing,
so don't even look.
513
00:33:19,477 --> 00:33:23,273
You don't just have a fetish
for needy people, you marry them!
514
00:33:24,065 --> 00:33:25,150
- Here we go.
- You mean it!
515
00:33:25,275 --> 00:33:29,279
And then time passes, and suddenly
they're not so needy any more.
516
00:33:29,404 --> 00:33:32,240
Your fault.
You've been there for them too much.
517
00:33:32,365 --> 00:33:35,910
They're getting healthy,
independent and that's just ugly.
518
00:33:36,036 --> 00:33:39,623
God, you must be pissed at God
right now, making her all happy.
519
00:33:39,748 --> 00:33:41,833
- Why are you doing this?
- Because you're being stupid.
520
00:33:41,958 --> 00:33:43,376
(LAUGHS)
521
00:33:43,501 --> 00:33:45,795
You know what you're risking
by sleeping with a patient.
522
00:33:45,920 --> 00:33:47,380
Oh, that's crap.
523
00:33:47,505 --> 00:33:50,008
You're not mad
because I'm risking my job.
524
00:33:50,133 --> 00:33:51,509
You're not even mad
cos I lied to you.
525
00:33:51,635 --> 00:33:53,928
You're mad because I lied to you
and you couldn't tell.
526
00:33:54,054 --> 00:33:56,431
- Yeah. You got me nailed.
- Yeah.
527
00:33:56,556 --> 00:33:58,975
That's why you didn't want me
in your poker game.
528
00:33:59,100 --> 00:34:00,894
Because when it comes to
being in control,
529
00:34:01,019 --> 00:34:03,688
Gregory House leaves
our faith-healer kid in the dust
530
00:34:03,813 --> 00:34:06,441
and that's why
religious belief annoys you.
531
00:34:06,566 --> 00:34:08,568
Because if the universe operates
by abstract rules,
532
00:34:08,693 --> 00:34:10,904
you can learn them
and you can protect yourself.
533
00:34:11,029 --> 00:34:14,783
If a supreme being exists,
he can squash you any time he wants.
534
00:34:14,908 --> 00:34:16,534
He knows where I am.
535
00:34:16,660 --> 00:34:18,370
(CELL PHONE RINGING)
536
00:34:18,953 --> 00:34:20,538
I think it's yours.
537
00:34:21,581 --> 00:34:22,749
Yeah.
538
00:34:25,335 --> 00:34:27,087
I'll be right there.
539
00:34:29,506 --> 00:34:32,092
Jesus is spiking a fever.
He's delusional.
540
00:34:32,217 --> 00:34:33,927
Tuberous sclerosis
doesn't cause fever.
541
00:34:34,052 --> 00:34:35,845
I know.
542
00:34:35,970 --> 00:34:37,430
I'll drive.
543
00:34:43,561 --> 00:34:48,149
Pick any random guy off the street,
bring him in here,
544
00:34:48,274 --> 00:34:52,278
examine him exhaustively, you will find
at least three things wrong with him.
545
00:34:52,404 --> 00:34:55,532
This kid has tuberous sclerosis,
a mild case.
546
00:34:55,657 --> 00:34:56,950
But his tumors are growing.
547
00:34:57,075 --> 00:35:00,161
We assumed that the tumors were growing,
cos he's getting sicker.
548
00:35:00,286 --> 00:35:02,747
But he could have grown old and died
and never known about them
549
00:35:02,872 --> 00:35:03,957
if he hadn't come here.
550
00:35:04,082 --> 00:35:07,252
We were looking for something, it's more
or less in the right part of the brain.
551
00:35:07,377 --> 00:35:10,880
It's like we found someone
standing over a dead body holding a gun,
552
00:35:11,005 --> 00:35:12,632
we arrested them,
didn't look any further.
553
00:35:12,757 --> 00:35:17,095
Sometimes people really do
just stumble into a murder scene.
554
00:35:17,220 --> 00:35:19,472
His fever's 103 and rising.
555
00:35:19,597 --> 00:35:21,683
If we don't do anything, he's gonna be
chatting with God
556
00:35:21,808 --> 00:35:23,059
face-to-face real soon.
557
00:35:23,184 --> 00:35:26,187
Fevers don't come from
a long-term underlying condition.
558
00:35:26,312 --> 00:35:31,317
He's a garden-variety religious nut
who happens to have an infection.
559
00:35:31,443 --> 00:35:33,445
It's lumbar puncture time.
560
00:35:35,905 --> 00:35:40,076
No, no, God told me,
no more of man's medicine.
561
00:35:40,201 --> 00:35:41,828
If we have faith in him,
he'll make me well.
562
00:35:41,953 --> 00:35:44,873
It's just a test.
We just want to find out what's wrong.
563
00:35:44,998 --> 00:35:47,667
God knows what's wrong,
God will take care of it.
564
00:35:47,792 --> 00:35:52,255
He's delirious and he's a minor.
This is your decision and not his.
565
00:35:52,380 --> 00:35:54,716
"The Kingdom of Heaven is like
a treasure hidden in a field,
566
00:35:54,841 --> 00:35:58,052
which when a man finds, he hides,
and for joy he goes and sells
567
00:35:58,178 --> 00:35:59,888
all he owns and buys that field."
568
00:36:00,013 --> 00:36:02,515
Buy all the land you want,
don't blow your brains out.
569
00:36:02,640 --> 00:36:05,477
You're watching your son kill himself.
He's out of his mind with fever...
570
00:36:05,602 --> 00:36:10,064
Dad! If your faith is weak, I will fail.
571
00:36:11,274 --> 00:36:12,692
I need you.
572
00:36:16,821 --> 00:36:18,198
(SIGHS)
573
00:36:18,323 --> 00:36:22,744
I'm sorry, you don't even know
what's wrong with him.
574
00:36:24,662 --> 00:36:26,623
God knows the answer
575
00:36:26,748 --> 00:36:29,584
and I would rather leave it
in his hands than yours.
576
00:36:38,843 --> 00:36:40,178
Wilson.
577
00:36:40,303 --> 00:36:41,888
I need you to do your thing.
578
00:36:43,848 --> 00:36:45,975
You do know that I don't actually
have magical powers.
579
00:36:46,100 --> 00:36:47,477
I have faith.
580
00:36:47,602 --> 00:36:50,146
You're better off trying to slip
some antibiotics into a meal.
581
00:36:50,271 --> 00:36:52,941
Which antibiotics?
We don't know what infection he's got.
582
00:36:53,066 --> 00:36:54,526
- Go as broad as you can.
- Forget it.
583
00:36:54,651 --> 00:36:57,028
Our best hope is your silver tongue.
584
00:36:57,153 --> 00:36:58,822
What if it's not an infection?
585
00:36:58,947 --> 00:37:01,908
Were you not paying attention when
I was doing my murder scene metaphor?
586
00:37:02,033 --> 00:37:03,785
What if the tuberous sclerosis
is guilty.
587
00:37:03,910 --> 00:37:05,954
It had the gun in its hands,
it was standing over the...
588
00:37:06,079 --> 00:37:07,205
Doesn't cause fever.
589
00:37:07,330 --> 00:37:10,667
It causes everything else. What if
the fever's the innocent bystander?
590
00:37:10,792 --> 00:37:13,586
The fever could have been set off
by something he picked up anywhere.
591
00:37:13,711 --> 00:37:15,046
It could have been a bug he got here.
592
00:37:20,301 --> 00:37:22,178
Or a bug he gave here.
593
00:37:25,932 --> 00:37:27,976
He gave it to your patient.
594
00:37:28,768 --> 00:37:31,855
That's why her tumor shrank,
the virus went after the cancer first.
595
00:37:31,980 --> 00:37:34,816
Are you saying
a virus attacked her tumor?
596
00:37:34,941 --> 00:37:39,863
For 200 years, there've been reports of
wild viruses that target tumors.
597
00:37:39,988 --> 00:37:43,575
Early 1900s, an Italian medical journal
wrote up a woman with cervical cancer
598
00:37:43,700 --> 00:37:45,702
who was injected with
a weak strain of rabies.
599
00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:48,246
I have no idea why they did that,
but her tumor shrank.
600
00:37:48,371 --> 00:37:49,831
You think he gave her rabies?
601
00:37:49,956 --> 00:37:54,460
One of the virus types most prone
to go after cancer cells is herpes.
602
00:37:54,586 --> 00:37:56,087
Herpes encephalitis.
603
00:37:57,755 --> 00:37:59,090
It would fit.
604
00:37:59,215 --> 00:38:02,760
Seizure, low sodium,
even the blurred vision.
605
00:38:02,886 --> 00:38:06,806
And it would mean, if you're right,
Grace's cancer is coming back.
606
00:38:09,517 --> 00:38:11,102
You're not gonna be able
to convince them.
607
00:38:11,227 --> 00:38:13,354
They don't want any more tests,
they don't wanna...
608
00:38:13,479 --> 00:38:15,398
They can't argue with the mark of Cain.
609
00:38:17,400 --> 00:38:21,613
I'm not going to change my mind.
No more tests. God knows the way.
610
00:38:21,779 --> 00:38:24,032
OK, let's start with the shirt.
611
00:38:24,991 --> 00:38:27,076
What are you doing? What are you
doing?
612
00:38:27,201 --> 00:38:28,912
I'm on a mission from God.
613
00:38:29,037 --> 00:38:31,581
If you won't let me undress you,
then strip.
614
00:38:31,706 --> 00:38:33,082
What's he doing? What's going on?
615
00:38:33,207 --> 00:38:35,752
That woman you helped?
You gave her a virus.
616
00:38:35,877 --> 00:38:37,712
No, she's healed, I have a gift.
617
00:38:37,837 --> 00:38:40,798
A gift is jewelry, socks.
618
00:38:40,924 --> 00:38:42,842
What you have is herpes encephalitis.
619
00:38:43,635 --> 00:38:45,470
And the only way
you could've transmitted it
620
00:38:45,595 --> 00:38:48,222
is by scratching one of your own sores
and touching another person.
621
00:38:48,348 --> 00:38:50,433
That's something you get from sex,
right?
622
00:38:50,558 --> 00:38:53,853
Either that or cold sores.
Your kid got it from the sex.
623
00:38:53,978 --> 00:38:56,773
No, no. No sores. No, my body's clean.
624
00:38:56,898 --> 00:38:58,149
They examined me when I came in!
625
00:38:58,274 --> 00:38:59,651
- No sores.
- Herpes hides.
626
00:38:59,776 --> 00:39:03,112
You have an outbreak, it goes away,
it comes back, goes away. Strip!
627
00:39:03,237 --> 00:39:05,865
Maybe you didn't have a sore when
you came in, but you've got one now.
628
00:39:05,990 --> 00:39:08,076
Dad, I've never, ever...
629
00:39:08,201 --> 00:39:12,330
Do you wonder why a perfect child of God
should feel so desperate
630
00:39:12,455 --> 00:39:14,457
to "purify his body" that he needed
to scarf down
631
00:39:14,582 --> 00:39:16,376
a dozen gallons of water a day?
632
00:39:16,501 --> 00:39:18,378
Boyd, is he right?
633
00:39:18,503 --> 00:39:22,924
Dad! No, he's crazy! Help me!
Dr Wilson, help!
634
00:39:23,049 --> 00:39:25,718
God said no medicine, no procedures.
635
00:39:25,843 --> 00:39:28,429
Taking off your clothes doesn't count
as either of those.
636
00:39:28,554 --> 00:39:29,931
This one's your call.
637
00:39:34,143 --> 00:39:35,353
Son...
638
00:39:36,813 --> 00:39:39,857
- Dad, you have to have faith in me.
- I have faith in the Lord.
639
00:39:39,983 --> 00:39:45,029
You, I trust,
as much as you can trust a teenage boy.
640
00:39:47,573 --> 00:39:48,866
Take off your clothes.
641
00:40:00,920 --> 00:40:02,296
Relax.
642
00:40:02,422 --> 00:40:04,924
A few Hail Marys, a little acyclovir,
643
00:40:05,049 --> 00:40:07,301
you'll be picking up angels again
in no time.
644
00:40:25,903 --> 00:40:27,196
Come in.
645
00:40:35,079 --> 00:40:37,707
My father told me
I have to apologize to you.
646
00:40:39,542 --> 00:40:41,169
You still hearing the voices?
647
00:40:44,338 --> 00:40:45,923
You're lucky.
648
00:40:46,716 --> 00:40:49,719
You go through life with a certainty
that what you're doing is right.
649
00:40:52,055 --> 00:40:54,098
I know how comforting that is.
650
00:40:59,729 --> 00:41:00,938
Good luck.
651
00:41:16,913 --> 00:41:19,082
You're not gonna give me my final point?
652
00:41:20,208 --> 00:41:21,667
You knew it was me?
653
00:41:22,293 --> 00:41:23,586
Who else?
654
00:41:34,972 --> 00:41:37,475
You don't think God should get
a point knocked off?
655
00:41:37,600 --> 00:41:40,019
- The tumor shrank.
- Because of a virus.
656
00:41:40,144 --> 00:41:41,270
Do you know what the odds are?
657
00:41:41,395 --> 00:41:42,980
She had to have
the right type of cancer,
658
00:41:43,106 --> 00:41:45,149
he had to have the right type of virus.
659
00:41:45,274 --> 00:41:48,069
- The exposure...
- She won the lottery.
660
00:41:48,194 --> 00:41:51,197
You say "won the lottery",
he says "miracle".
661
00:41:51,322 --> 00:41:55,034
Yeah, the hand of God reached into
this kid's pants, made him have sex
662
00:41:55,159 --> 00:41:58,454
so he could scratch a rash and stick
his fingers in some woman's face,
663
00:41:58,579 --> 00:42:00,164
give her a few extra months.
664
00:42:00,289 --> 00:42:03,584
Come on, he's just another liar
and manipulator.
665
00:42:03,709 --> 00:42:06,045
Well, nobody's as perfect as you are.
666
00:42:08,464 --> 00:42:12,009
It is possible to believe in something
and still fail to live up to it.
667
00:42:28,151 --> 00:42:30,194
So, how's your girlfriend?
668
00:42:31,112 --> 00:42:34,198
She got a little extra time out of this.
Not a lot.
669
00:42:34,323 --> 00:42:36,284
She didn't crash.
670
00:42:36,409 --> 00:42:39,203
No. She says she's happier when
she believes in something
671
00:42:39,328 --> 00:42:41,038
bigger than she is.
672
00:42:41,164 --> 00:42:43,124
She still believes.
673
00:42:43,249 --> 00:42:45,585
Faith. She's going to Florence.
674
00:42:46,460 --> 00:42:48,504
You moving out?
675
00:42:48,629 --> 00:42:50,006
Yeah.
676
00:42:50,131 --> 00:42:51,674
Moving back in with me?
677
00:42:54,093 --> 00:42:56,345
I don't think that's a great idea.
678
00:42:58,890 --> 00:43:00,391
But we're OK?
679
00:43:02,101 --> 00:43:03,603
House, you are...
680
00:43:07,523 --> 00:43:08,983
...as God made you.